1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:05,401 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,496 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,843 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:22,584 Michael was trying to include his brother in the business... 6 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,249 at his father's request... 7 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:28,225 So, the last couple of months have seen us hemorrhaging money... 8 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:32,628 But he was finding himself overwhelmed by the change. 9 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:35,064 Is it my turn to speak yet? I've got a good one. 10 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:37,864 - We're gonna wait till after lunch for the tricks. - It's not a trick, Michael. 11 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:40,769 It's a business opportunity. 12 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,104 You can turn the music off. I already shot my wad. 13 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,109 Off. 14 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,702 No, that's tape. It's a... 15 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:51,614 I have got a quick way for us... 16 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:54,619 to literally be showered with money. 17 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:57,588 That's where the penny thing would have... 18 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,725 Bonus. Anyway, it involves us making some money... 19 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:05,389 with our Mexican friends from Colombia. 20 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:07,295 I think they're called Colombians. 21 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:12,064 Oh, I forgot. We're being "politically correct." 22 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:15,005 Anyway, there's a company there that wants to develop some time-shares with us. 23 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:17,474 I told them that we'll sell them our blueprints... 24 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:20,774 - for 100 grand. - Gob, we're prohibited... 25 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,440 from doing any business outside the country while we're under investigation. 26 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:25,575 Translation: "Wish I'd thought of that." 27 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:28,085 - Nice translating, Dad. - Oh. 28 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:30,213 I also had this slogan made up. 29 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:33,588 "A Colombian cartel that won't kidnap and kill you." 30 00:01:33,693 --> 00:01:36,321 Underline "won't," 'cause that makes the competition look like... 31 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,329 - maybe they... - I'm serious. We're not doing it. 32 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:41,696 It's illegal, and, uh, it's also kind of a stupid way to make a quick buck. 33 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:44,793 - It's not stupid. You're stupid. - Nice pout, Dad. 34 00:01:44,904 --> 00:01:47,566 I wasn't calling you stupid. I was calling the idea stupid. 35 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:49,574 If you'd spend a little more time learning about the business... 36 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:51,837 and less time with the tricks, you'd know that. 37 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,539 If I didn't have a live dove in my pants right now... 38 00:01:54,647 --> 00:01:58,139 I would leap across this table and... You know what? Forget it. 39 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:00,549 - Let's go ahead and take five. - Michael was frustrated... 40 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:04,180 and returned to his office to find Lindsay. 41 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:06,690 Gob is driving me crazy. I finally got rid of him for a little while... 42 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,693 and Dad put him right back in the business. 43 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,695 You two have always fought. 44 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:14,130 - I think I even have video of that. - You and half of Orange County. 45 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:17,965 As children, George Sr. would often provoke the boys to fight one another. 46 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,971 He's calling you a liar. 47 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:22,041 I don't want your cards, Michael. 48 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,906 He believed it created a competitive spirit... 49 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:27,241 which equipped them for the challenges of life. 50 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,247 Let's keep it in frame. 51 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:32,250 He also believed footage of the tussles would be a big hit... 52 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:34,912 in the burgeoning home video market. 53 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:38,650 He soon franchised the concept with such titles... 54 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:42,159 as Boyfights 2... 55 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:44,196 A Boyfights Cookout... 56 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:49,098 and Backseat Boyfights: The Trip to Uncle Jack’s 70th. 57 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:51,830 - How do you think I feel? - You weren't even in the tapes. 58 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:55,339 I was talking about my marriage. Are we still talking about the tapes? 59 00:02:55,441 --> 00:02:57,170 Apparently not. What's going on with your marriage? 60 00:02:57,277 --> 00:03:01,839 Well, as you know, Bob Loblaw and I have had a secret little thing going. 61 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:05,748 - Very secret. He doesn't know. - He has not known of it. That's correct. 62 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:09,515 But last night he finally responded to one of my little hints. 63 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:11,749 - Why won't you !@%$ me? - Look... 64 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:15,521 You're an attractive woman, and you've been dressing like a common whore. 65 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:19,291 - Well, I've been trying. - But you asked me to represent you in your divorce. 66 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:22,891 - I can't see a client. - Then recommend somebody else. 67 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:24,902 Well, our copy boy is very striking... 68 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:26,904 but he often has toner on his fingers. 69 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:29,873 - I meant another lawyer. - Oh. 70 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:33,377 So now I have to tell Tobias we're getting divorced, break the news to Maeby... 71 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:35,947 plus fit an eyebrow pluck in there, all before the weekend. 72 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,574 Perhaps you can talk to Maeby while you're getting your eyebrows plucked. 73 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:41,779 It'll look like your eyes are watering 'cause you're sad. 74 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,482 Later that day Michael went to his parents’ apartment... 75 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:47,924 to talk about the problem he was having with Gob. 76 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:50,427 - What's going on here? - They're painting the whole building... 77 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,555 so I'm having the inside done too. 78 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:57,899 And that goes into storage, right? Not into your apartment. 79 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:00,495 What's Spanish for "I know you speak English"? 80 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:02,507 Mom, if you're gonna speak to these guys like this... 81 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,509 you might want to sleep with one eye open. 82 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:07,478 Actually, I'll be sleeping at your place. 83 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:11,277 - Paint fumes are deadly. - You know Dad's under house arrest here. 84 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:13,284 It'll be nice to get a break from him too. 85 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:16,321 Besides, I certainly can't recuperate here. 86 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:19,721 - Recuperate? - I didn't want to worry anyone. 87 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:23,284 It's a routine procedure... Very common for women my age. 88 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:26,854 I see. The apartment's not the only thing getting a face lift, huh? 89 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:29,264 Hope you kept your punch cards. You're about due for a free one. 90 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:31,269 - We have to pay for the paint. - No, no, no. 91 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,362 You're not getting a centavo until you finish all the work. 92 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:35,771 You guys are both gonna be sleeping with your eyes open. 93 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:37,843 Mom, however, will not have a choice. 94 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,844 Dad, need you to help me get rid of Gob. 95 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:43,347 - That ship sailed 35 years ago. - Doesn't know anything about the business. 96 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,883 Today he suggested that we do an illegal Colombian deal. 97 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:49,182 - You said that was legal. - That was your idea? 98 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:53,316 - I may have mentioned it. - You told Gob to do it, didn't you? 99 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:55,326 Did you just want to get us at each other's throats again... 100 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:58,295 - like you used to do with the Boyfights videos? - Boyfights? 101 00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:01,128 - Luchas de Muchachos. - Oh, sí, Luchas de Muchachos. 102 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,634 - We had this video. - Sí. 103 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:05,533 The tapes were a big hit in Latin America. 104 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,868 Don't look at me. I had nothing to do with them... 105 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,965 Except for some of the Baby Buster shorts. 106 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:11,976 Maybe I was trying to teach you something. 107 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:13,978 Maybe I was trying to teach you how to compete. 108 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,015 I didn't do it with Buster, and look how he turned out. 109 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:20,483 - Is Buster. - Baby Buster. 110 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:23,578 "Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre." 111 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,158 Even though I am so old. 112 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,250 Those tapes made quite an impression on these painters. 113 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:31,159 I think I turned out pretty darn well, myself. 114 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,164 Oh, you just turned out great. 115 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,996 I used my contacts to get you a job, and you quit. 116 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:39,299 The job was at an Iraqi-owned toy store... 117 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:42,067 that was hoping to deter shoplifting. 118 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:46,168 Okay, I'll just take off this cheap fake hand... 119 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,907 and we gonna put on this sign. 120 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,074 Beautiful. You like? 121 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:54,051 They only wanted me because I had one hand...and I won't do it! 122 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:56,553 - That's not the way Mother is raising me. - Like I won't compete... 123 00:05:56,656 --> 00:06:00,615 with my older brother anymore, despite the way Father raised me. 124 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:04,595 - We'll show you. - Just like I showed Mr. Al-Jibaaly Muhammed a-Abat. 125 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:08,064 I stole this sign. 126 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:10,362 Of course, I left my hand there also. 127 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:14,566 But FAO al-Jibaaly Muhammed a-Abat... 128 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:18,303 wasn't the only one having trouble scaring kids. 129 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:22,939 So was Hollywood's third-youngest movie studio executive, Maeby Fünke. 130 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,950 The creature's in your imagination. 133 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:35,327 That's the bloodsucker? It looks like Alf. You got a week to fix it. 134 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:37,953 This must be the creature that ate our cat. 136 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:42,496 - And Michael met up with Gob. - Hey, Gob. 137 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:45,400 Why didn't you tell me that Colombian thing was Dad's idea? 138 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:48,235 Well, Dad said not to because you don't think I'm smart... 139 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,741 - and that I should take credit for it. - It was just Dad... 140 00:06:50,843 --> 00:06:53,744 trying to turn us against each other again, and of course I think you're smart. 141 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:56,076 Okay? Hey, what's going on down there? What are you doing? 142 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:58,241 You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. 143 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:00,649 That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. 144 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:04,348 Look, I know that I don't know about this housing stuff... 145 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,823 but I've got this Christian girlfriend now... 146 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,258 and she's trying to get me to be a better man... 147 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,262 and reconnect with my son... 148 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,855 and I'm trying to get her to renounce God and !@%$ me... 149 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:17,868 and I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it. 150 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:19,961 As always, Gob, a mixed bag there... 151 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:23,166 but the middle part sounded pretty admirable for a second, so here's what I want to do. 152 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,540 I want to get you your own banana stand franchise... 153 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:28,205 and you can have Steve work at it. 154 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:31,977 - You'd do that for me? - Yes. Yeah. You can design your own shack. 155 00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:33,642 - And choose my own location? - Whatever you want. 156 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:35,778 You're gonna be 100% in charge, all right? 157 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:38,288 But the most important thing is that we never let Dad... 158 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:42,293 - turn us against each other again. - Thanks, Michael. 160 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:49,834 If you feel something moving down there, it's just the bird. 161 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:52,803 I know it. 162 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:56,841 And a few days later... 163 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:59,002 Michael got a call from his son. 164 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:01,875 - Hey, Dad, did you know Gob started a banana stand? - Yeah, that was my idea. 165 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,677 I'm trying to get us to be less competitive. 166 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:07,218 That's gonna be difficult. 167 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,050 Plus they have a very aggressive slogan. 168 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:20,794 Gob had opened a new frozen banana stand, like... 169 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,198 twenty feet from the old frozen banana stand. 170 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:25,964 What's going on? You just thought you'd put the stand right here? 171 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:28,302 Did the research. Do you know that more frozen bananas are sold... 172 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:30,705 right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? 173 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,040 - Don't call it that. - Also gonna need a check, 'cause I kind of went... 174 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:36,046 out of pocket on the new sign... and I need some bananas and some chocolate... 175 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:38,173 - from the other branch. - Just take the sign down... Take the whole booth down. 176 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:40,718 You're cannibalizing our business. 177 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,254 You're just scared of a little "competish." 178 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,586 You guys don't even have bananas, so I'm not too worried. 179 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:48,888 In fact, you know what? Me and my son are gonna kick your little shack's ass. 180 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:51,327 Dad, it's okay. We can just work together with them, you know? 181 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:54,331 That makes sense. I mean, we don't really even know the recipe. 182 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:57,891 - You just freeze the banana, and then you stick it... - Don't tell 'em. 183 00:08:58,004 --> 00:08:59,904 - Stick it in the what? - No, it's okay. We'll figure it out. 184 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:02,201 And when we do, we'll have the last laugh. 185 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:06,108 We'll be the laughingstock of the boardwalk. 186 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:09,841 Meanwhile, Lindsay was preparing for her own competition. 187 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:12,349 This is Treat. He'll be representing you. 188 00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:15,352 He started off as my paralegal, but he's a lawyer now. 189 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:18,184 - Well, as of next Monday. - Well, we'll fudge that. 190 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,918 Lindsay, just do me one favor. 191 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:22,824 Don't mention me by name when you talk about your future plans for dating. 192 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:25,022 It reflects poorly on me. 193 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:27,531 Right, right. The conflict of interest. 194 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:29,863 Yeah, that too. 195 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:33,302 - Hello, Lindsay. - Tobias. Did you get a lawyer? 196 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:37,206 Only the best-looking and best-educated lawyer in the whole OC. 197 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,210 - Don't call it that. - Okay. 198 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:42,076 - Bob Loblaw. How are you? - Bob's representing you? 199 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:45,947 He was. One day earlier, Tobias had spoken to him... 200 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:48,885 - on the phone. - Whether or not those promises were made explicit. 201 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:53,482 You... want me to be explicit? 202 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,493 Anyway, as it turns out... 203 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,826 Bob was offering to be my lawyer. 204 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,831 And that night... 205 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:04,664 - Buster arrived with a post-op Lucille. - There she is. 206 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:08,399 She wants to know where you want to put her. 207 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,634 She can take my room. 208 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,438 She wants to know if I can sleep there too. 209 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:15,173 She said that's very important to her. 210 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:18,250 All right. I'll meet you up there, Mother. 212 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,284 You better not lock it! I'll kick it in! 213 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:28,690 Oh, by the way. Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. 214 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,854 I was like, "Make it two weeks. See if I care." 215 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,432 Got a new hand? 216 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,592 Oh, yeah. I'm trying it out. 217 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:38,932 Guess who I ran into at the prosthetic shop while I was waiting for Mother. 218 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:40,938 Sorry, no refunds... 219 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:46,307 - And that's why you don't take your foot out of its wrapper. - J. Walter Weatherman. 220 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:49,210 You're the man who used to scare us as children, and one time as an adult. 221 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,943 George Sr. had always used him... 222 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:54,349 to teach his children lasting lessons. 223 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:58,856 They usually involved his prosthetic arm being ripped off. 224 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:04,794 And that's why you always leave a note. 225 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:07,832 - You're one of George Bluth's kids. - Uh-huh. 226 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:11,460 - I guess you'll be scaring children yourself now. - As a matter of fact, I won't. 227 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:13,902 If anything, it strengthened my resolve... 228 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,406 to be more than just a one-armed man... 229 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,977 Even if it means me never taking a job again. 230 00:11:21,413 --> 00:11:23,314 Almost makes it worth it. 231 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,179 - Hello. - Listen. I heard... 232 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:27,809 that you gave Gob a banana stand. 233 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,354 They did great. He and Steve took in over $700. 234 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,356 - They did? - Yeah. 235 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,892 So I guess the Bluth Company's got a new heir. 236 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:38,862 That's when Michael realized it was time to get serious. 237 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:42,092 George Michael, do you know where the banana suit is? 238 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:48,706 That night, Maeby, displaced by Buster, heard a noise. 240 00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:53,510 Hello? George Michael? 241 00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:57,014 I'm thirsty. 242 00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:00,278 And Maeby knew she had found her bloodsucking creature. 243 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:06,549 The next day, Michael took off work to man the banana stand... 244 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:09,890 - while his son manned a banana. - How you doin' there, champ? 245 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:13,431 - Is my name champ? It's so hot. - Why don't you take five? 246 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,796 That's not including the five minutes it takes to get out of this thing? 247 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,801 - You're not getting out of it. - Attention, everyone. 248 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:22,533 Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand? 249 00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:25,235 I give you Barbara and Dee. 251 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:31,274 Don't worry. These young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. 252 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:33,283 Dad, are they strippers? 253 00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:36,650 If I know your uncle, they're at least strippers. I guess we gotta up the ante. 254 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:40,453 No, Dad. Then they're just gonna up it and it'll go back and forth all day. 255 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:43,653 - If that's what it takes, that's what we're gonna do. - And they did... 256 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,221 But it was less entertaining than you might imagine... 257 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:51,098 no matter what music was put under it. 263 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,011 It was kind of funny to "Yellow Submarine"... 264 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,920 but who could afford it? 265 00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,960 So here's what happened at the end. 266 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:19,598 - Hey, stop fighting! - Stop it! 267 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:20,656 - Hey, stop fighting! - Stop it! 268 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,326 That's it. They're right, okay? This is insane. We're just "boyfighting" again. 269 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:26,427 And for what? A hefty bag full of pesos. 270 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:29,599 - You've been taking pesos? - Dad said I should. 271 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,438 - Dad's involved with this? - Well, he chose the location... 272 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,446 And the strippers and the sign. Every part of it, really. 273 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,641 Wait a minute. Don't you see what's happening here? 274 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,650 Dad's clearly going ahead with the Colombian deal... 275 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,652 and he's laundering it through your banana shack. 276 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,779 He pitted us against each other so I'd be too busy to notice. 277 00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:46,323 Well, you know what? I think it's time for us to teach Dad a lesson. 278 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:49,451 Get the person who terrorized us the most in our childhood. 279 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:53,020 She's still healing. Let's get J. Walter Weatherman. 280 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,031 Michael and Gob had decided... 281 00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,109 to teach their father a lesson. 282 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:07,111 - We need the number of the one-armed man. - I'm not giving you that. 283 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,704 You want to use his disability to scare someone. 284 00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:13,046 That's everything I'm against. Read the button, mister! 285 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,853 "The only scary thing about... 286 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,357 a one-armed man trying to scare someone is the fact that"... 287 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:23,223 That he feels that his one arm is good for nothing but trying to scare somebody. 288 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,058 - It's upside down. - Let's see you try to put a button on... 289 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:27,291 with this. 290 00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,060 Stop screaming. It's not scary. 291 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:31,068 I'm gonna get the number myself, 'cause we're not gonna... 292 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,070 go through our lives being controlled by this guy. 293 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,231 What is more pathetic than grown men being scared of their father? 294 00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:38,071 - I'm thirsty. - Oh, my God! 295 00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:42,075 This continued for a while. 296 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:44,809 And later, Michael and Gob went to put their plan in action. 297 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,885 I gave the Colombians back their money, and I told them... 298 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,113 that you had no right to make the deal. 299 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,155 I have to warn you, though, they didn't sound too happy. 300 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,725 Let's just hope they don't try to get even by "cir-sum-venting" the law. 301 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:57,125 - What is that supposed to mean? - Kidnap or... Michael said it. 302 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,595 What, are you kidding? I have an ankle monitor. 303 00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:01,791 I can't even go into the hallway without the cops coming up. 304 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,801 - Stop it! - Clearly you know what you're doing. 305 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:07,066 There's an off chance they might just want to take you, leave the ankle. 306 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,697 But anyhow... Stall him. 307 00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,606 And Michael went to solicit help for the lesson. 308 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,906 How would you and some of your friends like to help us... 309 00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:16,982 teach Mr. Bluth a lesson? 310 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,982 Maybe pose as Colombians. 311 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,575 But we are Guatemalan. Won't he know the difference? 312 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,247 I think anything south of San Diego will be just fine. 313 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:27,587 - Orlando was in the Groundlings. - Just classes. 314 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:30,253 Is it going to be unscripted, like Curb? 315 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:34,264 George Sr., meanwhile, had grown suspicious of his sons. 316 00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,596 What was that with Michael just now? 317 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:39,603 He wants to teach you a lesson. 318 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,832 - What kind of lesson? - J. Walter Weatherman lesson. 319 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,501 He's gonna fake your kidnapping and helicopter ride to Colombia. 320 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,511 He's gonna teach me a lesson using my own scare toy? 321 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,945 Weatherman wouldn't do it. I think Buster turned him. 322 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,949 Yeah, well, he'll say yes for me. 323 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:55,111 We'll go along with his lesson, but we're gonna teach him one of our own... 324 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:58,678 But it's gotta be a secret, okay? Between a dad and his... 325 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,521 His favorite son. 326 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:08,999 - Don't worry, Pop. Gob Bluth doesn't cave. - Yeah, you just did for me. 327 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,535 - Well, you asked me to so I thought... - Okay, go, go, go. It's fine. 328 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,868 And Lindsay and Tobias were back with the arbitrator. 329 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,908 As you know, it is very difficult... 330 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:20,069 to establish fault in a divorce, but one indicator is fidelity. 331 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:23,876 My client has not pursued sex outside of this marriage. 332 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,178 - Nor in it. - I got this one. 333 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,310 - Can the same be said for you? - Oh, absolutely. 334 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:31,253 - I've done everything to make this marriage work. - That's interesting. 335 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,825 Can you tell me what your plans are for this evening? 336 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,724 Uh, I have plans with a friend. 337 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,559 - A man? What's his name, please? - Don't answer that. 338 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,725 I withdraw the question. Why don't we stop for the day? 339 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,860 So Mrs. Fünke... 340 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,938 can get to her date with her mysterious... 341 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:49,507 Mr. Blah-blah-blah. 342 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,543 At 8:30, unless you want to sit at the bar. 343 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:54,839 It was the first time someone took Tobias's side... 344 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:58,678 - and he wanted to thank him. - As much as I hate losing Lindsay and everything... 345 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,082 I feel like I'm making a friend in you... 346 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,711 so I was wondering if maybe tonight you just want to... 347 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,722 take in a movie... or a schvitz... 348 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,883 or just stay in and nest. 349 00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:11,053 Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog. 350 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:13,529 Of course... The Bob Loblaw Law Blog. 351 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,692 Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful. 352 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:21,205 While Tobias was trying to get his mouth around Bob Loblaw... 353 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:24,742 Maeby was showing Mort Meyers a monster of her own. 354 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,743 Oh, that's terrifying. 355 00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:28,972 Who did that for you, Industrial Light & Magic? 356 00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,879 - Topelson Plastic and Silicone. - Did he do Land of the Dead? 357 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,544 Yeah. He's been in Beverly Hills for years. 358 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,281 - Get our makeup people on it. - And George Sr. waited... 359 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:40,324 for the fake kidnapping he knew Michael had orchestrated. 361 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:45,920 - Don't move! - Hey, well, let's do it. 362 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,931 Get into the box, old man. 363 00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,933 Oh, blankets. That's... Who thought of that? 364 00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:52,469 - That is very nice. - Come on, get in the trunk! 365 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,971 What about... What about my ankle monitor? 366 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,338 We have an ankle monitor deactivator. 367 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,343 Oh, good. See, I've been meaning to get one of those. 368 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:03,176 I'm not gonna resist you guys because, you know, I don't want you to beat me. 369 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,307 But the mistreated painters... 370 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,476 were actually looking forward to that part. 371 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,050 Oh! Forgot my iPod. 373 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:20,692 - Start the helicopter! - And so Michael, believing himself... 374 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:24,929 to be aided by Gob, set to work. 375 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:28,302 But this too produced less-than-compelling footage. 377 00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,214 And this is how that ended. 378 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,115 Put on the sound effects. Put on the sound effects. 379 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,211 CD... CD one. CD one. 380 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:46,052 Track two. Track two. 381 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,353 Put the hostage here by the ottoman. 382 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,553 Get it out of here. What's it doing in here? 383 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:53,495 - Ottoman out. - And George Sr. was released... 384 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:56,568 - from his long journey into the living room. - Where am I? 385 00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:59,899 - Colombia. Where do you think? - And you just missed the last train... 386 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,496 that will come through the jungle for three days. 387 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,576 - He's good. - He's a Groundling. 388 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,371 You have betrayed us, and we will make you pay... 389 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,743 - and then we will go back for your sons. - My sons? No. 390 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:13,147 They too will suffer for your terrible decisions. 391 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,186 And you should really pay your workers what they deserve... 392 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,187 not make them have to buy their own supplies. 393 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:19,086 Not just the painting. The sanding too. 394 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,819 Yeah, and the taping is very time-consuming. 395 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:25,693 Michael decided his father was ready to learn his lesson. 396 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,526 - And that is why... - He's got a gun! 397 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,029 I can't let you do it! Get away! 398 00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:33,734 Get away. I'll shoot. I will, I will. I'll take you all out. 399 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,672 - This is all fake. These guys are painters. - I will, I will! 400 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:41,337 - Oh, God! My arm. - Dad, you just shot off this guy... 401 00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:43,346 This guy's arm. 402 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:47,441 And that's why you don't teach your father a lesson. 403 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:51,114 Who's the stupid one now? Thank you, Gob. 404 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:54,522 Gob? You told him? I thought we were a team. 405 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:58,062 - It's not fun feeling stupid, is it? - You son of a... 407 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,699 - Wait a minute. I gotta get my camera. - Get off of me! 408 00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,201 What is all this? What's going on? 409 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:07,363 Keep it in frame. You wanna... Cheat out. 410 00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:09,531 - I will kill you! - I'm gonna kill you. 411 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,541 - You're going out of frame. - I'll kill you. 412 00:20:11,943 --> 00:20:13,735 No! 414 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:16,109 Oh, my God! Michael! 415 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:20,982 Dad... It was an accident. I'm sorry. 416 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:24,715 And that's why you don't pit Gob and me against each other. 417 00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:27,553 - Yes! Yeah! - Gob. 418 00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:29,559 - You set me up. - That's right. 419 00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:33,392 - No more "boyfights." - J. Walter Weatherman was in on it too? 420 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:35,762 - Right from the very start. - So you did use him. 421 00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:38,961 Look at this place. Look at my home. 422 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:43,303 - Freeze! Drop the gun. - It's okay. We're just trying to teach this guy a lesson. 423 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:47,105 - Drop the gun! - Oh, my good hand! 424 00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:49,237 Buster's good hand just came... 425 00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:51,680 flying off. 426 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:56,777 And that's why you don't use a one-armed person to scare someone. 427 00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:01,652 On the next Arrested Development. 428 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,194 Maeby finds a way to scare an entire generation. 429 00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:07,993 This Christmas, terror has a new face. 430 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,092 I'm thirsty. 431 00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:14,468 Gangy. 432 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,666 We should start production on Gangy Two. 433 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,675 Well, I know she wanted a skin peel.