1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:05,801 Tonight, an Arrested Development you can't miss. 2 00:00:05,905 --> 00:00:07,839 A cavalcade of stars. 3 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:12,173 The shocking final moments will be presented live. 4 00:00:12,278 --> 00:00:14,405 And one of these people... 5 00:00:16,816 --> 00:00:18,784 will die. 6 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,280 - The Bluths were desperate. - I assume you've seen this. 7 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,483 The press had them all but finished. 8 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:28,789 - What? What is it? - This isn't gonna work over the phone, Dad. 9 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:31,022 Then get Bob Loblaw to hire me another surrogate. 10 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:33,759 That's kind of the point. Mr. Loblaw no longer works for us... 11 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,131 because someone wanted a boyfriend. 12 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:38,568 - Well, don't blame me. - I was talking to Lindsay, actually. 13 00:00:38,671 --> 00:00:41,265 But he was clearly turned off to the both of you. 14 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:46,903 Now, we're gonna need a new lawyer. And that is going to mean about a $100,000 retainer. 15 00:00:47,013 --> 00:00:50,540 If we want a chance of keeping this family going past the next few weeks... 16 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:53,084 we're gonna have to pull out all the stops. 17 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:57,555 What am I talking about? I'm talking about all of you getting jobs. 18 00:00:57,657 --> 00:00:59,921 The best place to look for a job... 19 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:02,256 Who threw the tomato? 20 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:04,421 How the hell are we gonna get a hundred grand? 21 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:06,556 I know this isn't exactly what you're looking for... 22 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:09,294 but Maeby was just accepted into private school. 23 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:12,394 - I've sent the check in already. - No, that's not what I'm lookin' for at all. 24 00:01:12,505 --> 00:01:14,632 Michael, it's the most prestigious private school in town. 25 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,572 Oh, no. Not the Milford Academy. 26 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:19,509 Children were neither to be seen nor heard... 27 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:21,671 at the school Buster had attended. 28 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:25,080 It's the exact opposite. It's called "Openings." 29 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:28,643 Oh, great. That sounds like another one of those gradeless, structureless... 30 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,655 New Age "feel-gooderies." 31 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:34,454 They teach self-expression and getting in touch with feelings, Michael. 32 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:37,530 - I mean, I know you don't have any. - The boy who couldn't cry. 33 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,530 He's a robot! 34 00:01:39,632 --> 00:01:42,066 Oh, Michael can cry. He just doesn't wanna rust. 35 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:45,001 Yes, he's like the Steel Man from The Wizard of Oz. 36 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,164 - Tin Man? - Is that what he's called? 37 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:50,470 - He knows. - Since you sent the check, this is how you're gonna pay for it. 38 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,944 You're gonna be in charge of the house. Cooking, cleaning, all of it. 39 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:57,483 You're going to put Lindsay in charge of the cooking? At least you'll lose weight. 40 00:01:57,584 --> 00:02:01,350 You know, Mom, I think the only time you ever cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. 41 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,513 You gave us cereal in an ashtray. 42 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,818 Gob, pal? How about you? Can you find some work? 43 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:07,893 Oh, sure, Michael. 44 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:10,053 As what? A waiter? 45 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:12,188 Can I get you something, madam? 47 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:17,965 - I will have a vodka, though. - What? Oh. 48 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:22,064 If you'd ever accidentally worked a day in your life, you'd know there's no indignity in it. 49 00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:23,642 Great. She'll have a vodka. 50 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:27,235 Instead of selling out, becoming housewives and waiters... 51 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:28,644 why don't we have a big event? 52 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:31,979 Some sort of “Save Our Bluths" type thing. 53 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:36,655 We'll throw a legal defense fund dinner. Ask for donations. 54 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:39,657 As long as we don't look desperate. 55 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:42,421 We want 'em to think we'll take their help, but don't need it. 56 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:44,429 I should be seen a lot at the club. 57 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:47,398 Yeah, our backs are against the wall, and it's just hard to accept... 58 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,400 that it's really come to begging. 59 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:52,027 Sometimes it's the only way to stay in the game. 60 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:54,436 Please tell your friends about this show. 62 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:06,274 Michael had asked Lindsay to take care of the house. 63 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:09,378 - And to his surprise, she was sort of doing it. - You're sort of doing it. 64 00:03:09,489 --> 00:03:13,357 Yeah, check it out. I found that canned ham that we'd had forever... 65 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:15,620 and I put it in a pot of boiling water. 66 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:17,423 - And guess what I'm calling it? - Soup? 67 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:21,364 Hot ham water. You know, I'm actually a really good mom. 68 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:23,526 I think it's 'cause Maeby's never around. 69 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:25,968 You should send George Michael to Openings too. 70 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:28,040 Yes, it could help him express his feelings. 71 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,473 My son expresses himself just fine. 72 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:33,137 - Isn't that right, Son? - What? Yeah, it's fine. 73 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:35,373 Yeah, I guess. I don't care. Stop. 74 00:03:35,481 --> 00:03:38,143 Yes. He's a regular Freddy Wilson, that one. 75 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:41,049 - I don't know that reference. - No, I don't either. 76 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:44,055 Oh, I don't know either. 77 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:47,058 - It's this guy. - My son's fine where he is. 78 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,720 He's got the S.A.T.'s coming up. You gotta do well. You studying? 79 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:52,627 Yeah, I'm taking a three real quick so I can get a cream soda. 80 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:55,428 - Oh, I'll get that for you. - No, I will get it. I have to get it myself. 81 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:58,265 Just relax. 82 00:03:58,371 --> 00:04:01,135 Just check the stove real quick. 83 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,404 You know, Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment... 84 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:07,172 and pull my "analrapist" stocking over my head... 85 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,647 George Michael has been acting strange lately. 86 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:20,421 He may have developed what we in the soft sciences... 87 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:22,756 refer to as obsessive-compulsive disorder... 88 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:25,797 - or the OC Disorder. - Don't call it that. 89 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:29,595 I think ultimately it's because he's afraid to express himself. 90 00:04:29,702 --> 00:04:34,139 Actually, he was afraid his Aunt Lindsay was going to burn the house down. 91 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:37,107 Hi. How are you? 92 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,472 Cream soda. 93 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:46,051 Maybe he does need this school. Did you see this letter? 94 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:47,710 You know, it's done wonders for Maeby. 95 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:50,220 - "Maeby is an exceptional young lady." - Exceptional. 96 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:52,450 "We are sure that she is destined for great things." 97 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:56,119 - Great things. - "And we wish her luck in all her"... 98 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,626 It says "over." I'd probably have to crack this open to be sure... 99 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:02,633 but this sounds like an expulsion letter. 100 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:04,635 "She's never been to class." 101 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:06,898 What boarding school would lose track of its students? 102 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:10,134 - Openings is not a boarding school. - I thought it was a boarding school. 103 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:14,236 Actually, Maeby had been on the set of a film called Snowboarding School 2... 104 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:16,975 in her secret life as a film executive. 105 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:19,415 There goes that nonrefundable tuition. 106 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,419 It is the one rule they do have there. 107 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:23,421 She should be punished for this. 108 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:27,186 Tobias, if I can become a more traditional mother, then maybe you could start being more of... 109 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:29,488 Nontraditional mother. Yes, you're right. 110 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:31,495 After all, I am her father. 111 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:34,065 The cars are still off, and I rewashed all the clothes. 112 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,158 And that's when Michael decided... 113 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:40,000 that perhaps Maeby's tuition didn't have to go to waste after all. 114 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:42,336 Meanwhile, Lucille went to work... 115 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:45,673 - soliciting for the Bluth fund-raiser. - We have plenty of money. 116 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:50,477 Don't get me wrong. But we can't use our personal assets to defend the company. 117 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:53,677 Just then, Gob arrived and decided to have a laugh. 118 00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:56,778 Your drink, madam. 119 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:58,823 - Can I get you anything... - Get that one out of here. 120 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,825 As you please. 121 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:03,521 But Lucille had never made eye contact with a waiter. 122 00:06:03,629 --> 00:06:06,427 - Can you drop these off at two? - Why not? 123 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:09,399 I'm just a waiter. 124 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:12,767 - So he kept it up. - We're all out of the halibut. 125 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:17,241 The joke was over, but the lunch rush was just beginning. 126 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:19,402 - Hey, new guy. You wanna seat table four? - Oh, yeah. 127 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:23,039 Back at the penthouse, however, lunch was long overdue. 128 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:25,709 I don't suppose she left anything for me to eat. 129 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:28,719 No, just a soup and a half sandwich and a whole sandwich for me. 130 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:30,482 - Ah. - Hello. Hey. 131 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:32,490 So what's going on with the fund-raiser? 132 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:36,494 Well, uh, I don't think the Home Builder's Organization is gonna be supporting us. 133 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:39,064 Yeah, the HBO is not gonna want us. What do we do now? 134 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:42,623 Well, I think it's showtime. I think we have to have a show during dinner. 135 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,930 Hey, we could have some celebrities in. 136 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:47,437 You know, Oscar winners like, uh, Nicole Kidman. 137 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:49,440 I don't wanna round up a bunch of famous people... 138 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,510 that have nothing to do with our family as some stunt. 139 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:54,910 - What's that got to do with us? - Nothing. You're gonna write a speech about me... 140 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:56,914 so they can see how wonderful I am. 141 00:06:57,016 --> 00:06:59,007 I think we got a better chance at Nicole Kidman. 142 00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:01,746 - Oh? Huh? - Actually, I may have an in with Andy Richter. 143 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:05,255 Well, do you think you can get him? I'm kidding. Of course not him. 144 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:08,293 His brother does teach George Michael at Openings. 145 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:11,693 George Michael is going to that New Age feel-gooderie? 146 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:14,596 I don't think that's a good idea. They're gonna poison him against you. 147 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:17,191 Remember what happened when we sent Lindsay to that kind of school? 148 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:20,101 All of a sudden I was the-the bad guy to her. 149 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:23,573 And you don't respect Mom, and you don't respect women. 150 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:27,775 - Are you married? - Damn school. 151 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:31,611 I said to the teacher... I said, "You poison her, I'll poison you." 152 00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:34,117 George Sr. did more than just say it. 153 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:37,018 He sent the man a basket of poison muffins. 154 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:41,025 Do you know the Muffin Man? There's a reward if you do. 155 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,095 Then, would you like some foam in your coffee? 156 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:47,496 It's called a "cuppuccino," and wait till you see what it costs. 157 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,330 You can say what you want about the Milford Academy. 158 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:54,167 The kids who came out of there, prepared for life. 159 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:55,968 Does anyone know how to eat one of these? 160 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:57,975 You know, George Michael's gonna be fine, okay? 161 00:07:58,077 --> 00:08:00,910 I just want him to know how to express himself. 162 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:03,811 He was actually having trouble expressing himself. 163 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:05,816 Why don't you tell the group about yourself? 164 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:08,512 My name is George Michael Bluth. 165 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:11,089 I am a 16-year-old Caucasian male. 166 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:13,522 My mom died. 167 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:16,356 And I-I guess that's it. 168 00:08:16,462 --> 00:08:18,862 Hardly. See, if it were me, I would say... 169 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:23,299 "I'm Donnie Richter. I have a brother named Andy. He's an attention hog. 170 00:08:23,402 --> 00:08:27,896 He can't seem to really attract a real audience, but I love the fat SOB anyway." 171 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,840 I thought you looked like Andy Richter. You guys are identical twins? 172 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:32,843 Identical quintuplets, actually. 173 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:36,278 There was Andy the show-off, Donnie the sensitive one... 174 00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:40,512 Chareth the flirt, Rocky the risk-taker and Andy's stunt double... 175 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:43,714 and Emmett who asked that we not show his picture... 176 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:47,554 although composite photography tells us he'd look something like this. 177 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:50,128 Here's what I want you to do. I want you to go home tonight... 178 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:52,697 and write something about how you really feel. 179 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:55,892 Something critical. Bring it in tomorrow and read it for the group. 180 00:08:56,002 --> 00:09:00,063 - Um, will this go toward my grade? - Oh, we don't have grades here. 181 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:05,041 A student either learns and gets an "L," or they fluctuate in their learning. 182 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,442 - And what do we get for that? - An "F." 183 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,538 - Maeby, meanwhile... 184 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:11,640 - was about to have a learning experience. - Well. 185 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:15,414 I understand you've been having trouble with that expensive boarding school. 186 00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:17,421 That's right. I can read. 187 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,548 Okay, first of all, Variety got it wrong, all right? 188 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:21,889 We didn't want this project. It was a co-finance with Miramax. 189 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,121 Poof, Miramax is gone. We're still on the hook. 190 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,130 It turns out Jamie Kennedy can't even snowboard. 191 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:29,326 All right, I'll listen to this later. 192 00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:33,804 Don't tell me where you've been. It'll just make me worry more. But guess what. 193 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:36,898 There's a new daddy in town. 194 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,909 A discipline daddy. 195 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:43,338 Oh, it's, uh... It's a parenting tape. 196 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:46,577 If you wanna skip school, that's fine. You'll just come to work with me. 197 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,586 But you don't have a job. 198 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:51,156 All right. Here. Tell you what we're gonna do. 199 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:54,784 We are going to stuff each one of these gift bags with... 200 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:59,763 a head shot, some glitter and a decorative hand soap. 201 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:02,425 And we're gonna send 'em to every casting director in town. 202 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:06,437 - And don't forget the funny notes. - "I know where you live. Ha, ha"? 203 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:09,702 - Casting directors hate this. - They really do. 204 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,868 The glitter queen struck again. 205 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:14,640 Never hire Tobias Fünke. 206 00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:18,148 And back at the country club, something unusual had happened. 207 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:22,710 Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale. Unless, did you expect me to follow you to your car? 208 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,017 - They're your tips. - Tips. 209 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:30,391 And Gob realized he'd accidentally worked a day in his life. 210 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:32,396 Lindsay, meanwhile, was being a mother... 211 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:34,557 - when someone showed up who needed one. - Hey, sister. 212 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,760 - How'd you get here? - I walked. 213 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:39,633 I tried hitchhiking, but it's hard to do without a thumb. 214 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:43,835 - I'm so hungry. - Would you like to try some of this? 215 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,309 Mmm. 216 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:50,143 So watery, and yet there's a smack of ham to it. 217 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:52,308 It's hot ham water. 218 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:55,751 - Yeah. - Upstairs, George Michael was struggling with his assignment. 219 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:59,814 - Can you think of anything critical to say about my dad? - Are you serious? 220 00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:03,224 I have glitter in my lungs from making goody bags for casting directors. 221 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,320 And he's given me a hundred more to do for homework. 222 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:09,026 It's, like, " I don't do my homework. George Michael does my homework." 223 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:12,036 And that's when he decided it was time to cheat off of her. 224 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,038 It might help if you expressed yourself. 225 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:19,043 It also gave him an opportunity to smell her neck. 226 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:21,045 And the next day, Michael drove to Openings... 227 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:24,173 in the hopes of recruiting Donnie's brother for the fund-raiser... 228 00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:27,775 when he noticed his son expressing himself rather well. 229 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:31,983 He pretends he's the great father all of a sudden and acts like he's all worried about me. 230 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:35,788 But it turns out he just does it so I can help him with his joke of a career. 231 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,022 No wonder Mom wanted out so bad. 232 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:41,065 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 233 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:45,536 Gob, meanwhile, was several days in to being an accidental waiter. 234 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:48,937 And he discovered that a little flirting helped bring in the tips. 235 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:52,704 If you didn't have adult-onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. 236 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:57,875 Oh, Gob. You could charm the black off a telegram boy. 237 00:11:57,983 --> 00:12:00,543 Okay, we'll just tell you now. She's the one who dies. 238 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,383 His name is Andy something. 239 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:06,890 I think he's Ed McMahon's kid. A song and dance man. 240 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:09,228 Lucille, meanwhile, was there soliciting for the fund-raiser... 241 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,422 Lucille, meanwhile, was there soliciting for the fund-raiser... 242 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:13,726 - but still hadn't noticed him. - We'll have the lobster tail. 243 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,165 - Until this happened. - And maybe later you can... 244 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:19,396 save a little piece of tail for me. 245 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,405 Come on! 246 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:25,443 I hope that isn't the sort of humor Andy McMahon will be doing. 247 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,569 Lobster, Mom? 248 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,739 - And Michael went to confront Donnie. - Hey! 249 00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:32,818 Nice haircut and thanks for turning my son against me. 250 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,011 Oh, oh. No, no. I-I'm Andy. 251 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,521 Oh. Sorry. 252 00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:40,751 Oh, hey. How would you feel about coming to a fund-raiser at our house? 253 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:43,420 - How much does it pay? - It's just a free dinner, but... 254 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,429 - I'll be there. - Great. 255 00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:48,932 - I'll be in the cafeteria. - Oh, he's such a pig. 256 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:51,195 You should know about bad-mouthing family members. 257 00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:53,203 I heard what you had my son say out there. 258 00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:55,273 He chose what to say. 259 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:58,138 - Maybe we should include him in this. - No need. 260 00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:01,441 You're the one that poisoned him against me. How would you like that done to you? 261 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:04,038 Are you threatening to poison me? 262 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:08,177 I'm just expressing myself, man. 263 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:13,280 - What did I tell you? - How dare that Donnie Richter. 264 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,986 Yeah, you gotta take care of that guy, or I will. 265 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,620 - Yeah, yeah. Let me. - This is not your business. No. 266 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,631 I'm just gonna pull him out of that school. 267 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,725 You're damn right, you are. We can't have this happen. Not now. 268 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:26,532 This family has got to stick together. 269 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,539 I don't want Gob coming to this dinner. 270 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,201 - Good idea. - Guess where he's been getting his money. 271 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,244 Is he following people to their cars again? 272 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,836 He's a waiter! 273 00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:38,143 - He is? Well, that's great. - No, it's not great. 274 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,343 Am I the only one that thinks this family... 275 00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:42,443 is finally starting to become sympathetic and relatable? 276 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,456 That's what people wanna see, you know. Lindsay's taking care of the house. 277 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,822 Oh, I forgot about that. 278 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,919 Tell the "housewife" she's not coming either. 279 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:54,158 If you don't want her, you don't want me either. She's taking care of me. 280 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:57,099 She glued my thumb back on. 281 00:13:57,203 --> 00:14:00,661 Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me, or is she looking hotter too? 282 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,003 - Why don't you marry her? - Maybe I will! 283 00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:05,770 We're veering away from relatability again. 284 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,745 Meanwhile, Maeby was getting tired of being with her father. 285 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,612 Now what we do is we paint our lips Joan Crawford red... 286 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:15,676 pop on a little blue eyeliner and then plant a lipstick kiss on every one of 'em. 287 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:19,383 - Why the blue eyeliner? - Well, she felt that her eyes were too close together. 288 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:22,187 Hello? Uh, yeah, uh... 289 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:25,786 It's a casting director. Yes, he is available. 290 00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:29,959 Uh, let me put my, uh... our, uh, assistant on the phone with you. 291 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:33,470 Thank you, yes. I better get changed. 292 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:35,597 Thanks, Deb. Yeah. 293 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,869 So, he's Torture Victim Number Four, right? 294 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,377 No, that's great. Yeah, he's really into discipline. 295 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:43,141 And George Michael was about to get some discipline too. 296 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,149 You are no longer going to that school. 297 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:48,448 I don't wanna get into a big discussion about it. It's just not right for you. 298 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,318 Is this because I cheated off Maeby? I've never done that before. I swear. 299 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:54,620 I couldn't think of anything about you, so I asked her to write it about her dad. 300 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,992 - You cheated? - Yeah, it was stupid of me. 301 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:02,227 Now Donnie's met you. He's never gonna believe you were up for a part in Wicked. 302 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:06,293 You do what you have to. You think I want to give that speech about Dad at the fund-raiser? 303 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:10,842 Sometimes you say you hate your dad to get a good grade or you like him to make some money. 304 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,605 Sounds like you're doing a great job there. We're keeping you in. 305 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:15,907 - No... - I don't wanna have a whole discussion about it. 306 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:20,748 Donnie. Well, I guess I owe you an apology. 307 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,413 No. 308 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,753 - It's Andy again, isn't it? - Rocky. Andy's the pig. 309 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,327 - Well, you're not exactly... - I'm his stunt double. 310 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,919 You think I like this? I disgust myself. 311 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,760 Let go of my dad. You're gonna hurt him. 312 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:37,927 Oh, no. I'm only making it look like that. He's totally in charge of the situation. 313 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,441 So what is the problem? 314 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:48,604 Somebody sent my brother Donnie a basket of poison muffins. 315 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,773 It could've been the Muffin Man. They never caught him. 316 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,717 - How do you know about that? - I saw it on Why We Were Scared of the '70s. 317 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:57,550 And what ever happened to the Muffin Man? Remember him? 318 00:15:57,656 --> 00:16:00,284 I always pictured a giant six-foot muffin... 319 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,292 trying to eat me while I was eatin' him. 320 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,794 It's kind of a fantasy I go to a lot now. 321 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,798 And he says you threatened to poison him. 322 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,800 I was upset. 323 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:13,531 I'd just heard that my son thought I was a horrible father. But, no, I didn't poison him. 324 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,573 Well, if I find out you did... 325 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,377 Oh, uh, Andy wants to know, at this dinner... 326 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,311 - you want him to sing or anything? - A song would be fantastic. 327 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:27,216 You saw? I thought you didn't know what I said about you. 328 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,219 Well, that wasn't exactly the truth. 329 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,846 But don't worry. I know you don't have anything bad to say about me. 330 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:35,518 No. You know what? I think Donnie was right. I just wasn't digging deep enough. 331 00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:37,993 I think I might've meant what I said. You never listen to me. 332 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:41,430 You didn't ask me if I wanted to go to this school. You didn't ask about what I said. 333 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,593 You threatened my teacher. You don't respect me. 334 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:46,830 How can I respect you, man? 335 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,203 It was a complex situation... 336 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,208 without an easy solution. 337 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:54,677 - Hello? - The caterers didn't show up. I used the club. 338 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:57,681 They said we owe them too much money. I guess all those lunches. 339 00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:03,346 I've got 50 people coming in three hours and nothing to feed them, no one to serve it. 340 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:06,856 We have to make a good impression, or we're finished. 341 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,928 Now that's a clear-cut situation with the promise of comedy. 342 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,520 Tell your friends. 343 00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:19,627 The Save Our Bluths party was starting to heat up. 344 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:28,569 But the same could not be said for Lindsay's chicken. 345 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,614 What is going on? They're getting restless. 346 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,616 I can't offer to !@%$ them in front of their husbands. 347 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,879 This is what you're making? Poached salmonella? 348 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,455 It'll be fine. I'll just put the sauce on them. 349 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,456 What kind of sauce is that? 350 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,458 Wait. This is the water I thawed the chicken in. 351 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,391 Oh. Well, that should go with chicken. 352 00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:46,089 - Yeah. - Fantastic. 353 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,098 And some powerful players showed up. 354 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,259 George, Bill Kincade from Fostco Industries. 355 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:53,896 - Sort of. - Hope you don't mind. I sent one of those stupid surrogates. 356 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,668 - You got busted too? - No, I had a prior engagement. 357 00:17:56,775 --> 00:18:00,939 - I'm at the Fire and Ice Ball. - Coming through. Chicken in chicken sauce. 358 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:02,946 Thank you very much for showing up. 359 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:05,278 Maybe you could sing while they're bringing out dinners. 360 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:07,619 Uh, I'm not Andy. I'm Emmett. 361 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,246 Uh, I'm not Andy. I'm Emmett. 362 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:12,323 Andy sent me over to let you know he's not gonna make it tonight. 363 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,188 Michael was suspicious. I mean, think about it. 364 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:17,762 We can't show Emmett without blurring him. 365 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:21,629 Yeah, he's singing at the Fire and Ice Ball tonight. 366 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:24,531 Andy Richter is singing at the Fire and Ice Ball? 367 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:29,096 You know, I should send Andy a little basket of poison muffins too. 368 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,108 Muffins? 369 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:34,179 Oh, my God. Dad? You're the Muffin Man? 370 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,146 You poisoned 25 teachers during the '70s? 371 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,183 Just the first two. The others were copycats. 372 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,014 - You poisoned Donnie, didn't you? - We're losing them. Come on. Come on. 373 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,716 Can I have your attention? My son would like to say... 374 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,883 just a couple of words about me. 375 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:51,019 And that's when Michael noticed his own son. 376 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,223 - You came, huh? - Yeah, well, it was wrong of me... 377 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,823 to say what I did about how I felt. 378 00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:59,461 No, you said what you felt, and maybe it's about time I did the same thing. 379 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:03,200 So why don't we just let him express himself? Go ahead, Son. 380 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:08,405 Um, I was going to say that you don't know who my father really is. 381 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:12,575 And-And-And that what has happened to us is a great injustice... 382 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:15,152 that we were never really given a fair chance. 383 00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:18,553 But that's not the truth. 384 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,591 We've been given plenty of chances. 385 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:23,490 And maybe, the Bluths just aren't worth saving. 386 00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:26,826 Maybe we're not that likable. You know? We're very self-centered. 387 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,594 And my father may be the worst of us. 388 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,692 Me too. You know, I-I seem to... 389 00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:34,400 I threaten people who I don't feel support me. 390 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:39,168 He poisons them. Anyway, here's my advice to you. 391 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:42,042 Go and take a goody bag and get out while you can. 393 00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:47,781 The speech was disturbing, the food inedible... 394 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:51,117 and the gift bags pretty frightening. 395 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:53,350 And when Gob realized he wouldn't get tipped... 396 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:55,517 Wait. No. No. Where's everyone going? 397 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:57,117 The service got a little worse. 398 00:19:57,229 --> 00:20:00,426 No one's leaving until I get my money! I'll follow you to your cars! 399 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:04,263 Oh, and then that old racist woman choked on Buster's thumb. 400 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,200 - My thumb! My thumb! - This lady can't breathe. 401 00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:08,933 All in all, it was one of the Bluths' better dinner parties. 402 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:14,078 - Hey, what'd you think of the speech? - You'd do great at Openings. 403 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:17,842 You know, pal, you do not have to go there. 404 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:22,614 I've been very worried about your behavior. You're always turning off burners and irons... 405 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:26,714 and it may be OCD. 406 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:30,625 OCD? No. I'm just cleaning up after Aunt Lindsay. She never turns things off. 407 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,629 Wow. Hmm. 408 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,858 Explains why I saw hedge trimmers zippin' around the driveway. 409 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,162 I did it again, didn't I? I'm so self-centered. 410 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:40,432 From now on, I want you to just tell me what's on your mind, okay? 411 00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:45,306 And I promise, you know, I won't just hear what I wanna hear, okay? 412 00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:50,548 - I love my cousin. - I love you, too, pal. 413 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:56,113 On the next Arrested Development. 414 00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:58,985 The Bluth family gets some good news. 415 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,492 They're all sending in donations. And you know what the key was? 416 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,324 - What? - Your speech. It didn't sound desperate. 417 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,194 Well, I-I guess it really doesn't pay to be desperate. 418 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,860 It sure doesn't. 419 00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:13,802 And cut. 420 00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:15,805 Good job, man. 421 00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:18,535 Let's not celebrate yet. We've still got the West Coast feed, guys.