1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:05,401 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,496 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,843 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,119 --> 00:00:21,610 Michael had received a witness list... 6 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:23,621 for his father's upcoming trial. 7 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:25,691 Who's on the list? Any blabbers? 8 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:27,851 They've got one guy who won't be talking. 9 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,452 That is, unless, there's a hand inside of him. 10 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:33,293 - Please, Michael. Even then, I wouldn't say anything. - That's reassuring. 11 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,925 - But I was referring to Gob's puppet Franklin. - Yes! 12 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,527 - I got him in the system. - You did this on purpose? 13 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:42,404 Oh, yeah. He is re-dyed, rested, and ready to work. 14 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:45,205 Oughta be a good way to get some press. Oh, I gotta tell Franklin. 15 00:00:45,311 --> 00:00:48,041 - I think he meant "get Franklin." - Am I on the list? 16 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:50,616 - We all are. - Franklin, guess what. 17 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,878 - But I don't know anything. - He hasn't heard anything from me. 18 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:55,921 - I don't know anything. - You both certainly act innocent. 19 00:00:56,022 --> 00:00:57,990 Buster knew a great deal... 20 00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:00,889 for Lucille almost nightly got drunk and told him. 21 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:05,192 Your father says he wants me to go all the way to Fallujah. 22 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:08,734 I thought he meant the sex act that's so popular with your generation. 23 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:11,565 I know you're awake. Faker! 24 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:16,074 More significantly, they've put an N. Bluth on the witness list. 25 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:19,805 I hope that doesn't stand for what I think it stands for. Whoa! I did not say that. 26 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,813 You did, Gob. Your mouth moved. Your hand didn't. 27 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,247 Oh. Well, I should work on that. 28 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:26,978 Is there an N. Bluth in the family that we don't know about? 29 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:30,250 They say there's been money found in an account under that name. 30 00:01:30,356 --> 00:01:32,824 Of course not. The prosecution is trying to test us... 31 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,326 see if we're gonna turn against each other. 32 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:39,091 They make stuff up. She doesn't exist. 33 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:41,429 Uh, yet, you refer to her as a "she." 34 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:44,469 - He, she... What's the difference? - Hear! Hear! 35 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:47,506 In the dark, it all looks the same. 36 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,303 They're probably just taking a shot in the darkness. 37 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:53,311 But the good news is that Jan Eagleman called... 38 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:56,280 and she is willing to consider our case. 39 00:01:56,382 --> 00:01:59,283 - Jan Eagleman? - She's from the Justice TV. 40 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:01,615 Not another media whore. 41 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:04,656 You know, frankly, I think I can put together a pretty good defense. 42 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:06,782 Oh, no. He thinks he's a lawyer again. 43 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:08,554 Devotees will remember that Michael... 44 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:11,789 once played a lawyer in a school play. 46 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:18,632 You know, just because you played a role doesn't make it real. 47 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:21,571 Of course, Buster did grow up to be Captain Hook. 48 00:02:21,674 --> 00:02:25,303 - Not cool, Mom. - Oh, please. You'd be a lousy attorney. 49 00:02:25,411 --> 00:02:28,107 The first piece of evidence against us, you'd run for the hills. 50 00:02:28,214 --> 00:02:30,546 No, Jan is interested. She carries a lot of weight... 51 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,016 and she is not charging us anything. 52 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:35,019 Like to see a whore that does that! 53 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:37,385 Not the "carrying the weight" part. 54 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,390 But, on the other hand, if it's free... 55 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:43,485 She wants us to do a mock trial. Sort of a dry run just to get us ready. 56 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:46,861 I guess we could all use some experience in the courtroom. I'll go check her out. 57 00:02:46,966 --> 00:02:50,197 But I'll tell you all right now, no one is going to lie on that stand. 58 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:53,329 And no one is gonna betray the family. 59 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:56,101 Buster was nervous. 60 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:59,406 That's what all the rocking and humming was about. 61 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:02,606 And Michael met with Justice TV's Jan Eagleman... 62 00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:05,741 who was currently doing a tech rehearsal. 63 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,343 We're doing a tech rehearsal for my new show... Judge Reinhold. 64 00:03:08,454 --> 00:03:11,389 - It's a reality courtroom show. - You know that there's an actor by that name, right? 65 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:13,584 This is what they put me in. Why did I lose all the weight... 66 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,593 if they're gonna put me in a pool cover? 67 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:19,631 - I'm sorry. Are you an actual judge? - No. That's just a coincidence. 68 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:23,964 I read somewhere Judge Judy made $25 million last year. 69 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:26,903 I'm, like, hey, I never even heard of the guy. 70 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:30,100 So you just... You're doin' this because your name is Judge? 71 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,872 Honestly, this is the first time I put those two things together. 72 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:35,106 Maybe we should take "Judge" out of the title... 73 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,877 and go with my original title: Mr. Reinhold's Courtroom. 74 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:40,612 No, no, no. We're changin' the name. 75 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,915 Thanks, Michael. 76 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:46,583 I've got 250,000 talking magazine ads, and he wants to change the name. 77 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:48,661 My name is Judge. 78 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:50,661 - Hear you wanna do a mock trial. - Mmm. 79 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:52,560 - Yeah? - And we can do it here on the set. 80 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:55,327 'Cause I'm looking for Judge Reinhold to have a little practice too. 81 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:57,403 - Uh-huh. - I'll be acting as the prosecutor. 82 00:03:57,503 --> 00:03:59,630 That way, I can see how your family holds up. 83 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,731 Families that do well are the ones that stick together. 84 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:06,110 Well, that's-that's us. 85 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:09,477 Um, we are going to need a defense attorney, right, for the mock trial? 86 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,745 - And that's not gonna be cheap. - You know the case. Why not you? 88 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:18,919 Yes. Yeah, give me a chance to show my dad what I can do. 89 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:21,755 I'll-I'll-I'll show him. I'll make a fool out of him... 90 00:04:21,861 --> 00:04:24,489 while sticking together. 91 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,760 - Excuse me one minute. - And that's when Michael found out... 92 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:29,994 his brother Buster was in a coma. 93 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,367 - What happened? How is he? - We're waiting for the doctor. 94 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:36,636 I just pray it's one of those things where he's unconscious throughout the entire trial... 95 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:40,270 and when it's over he wakes up and gets a big toy. 96 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:42,610 Wait a minute. Are you responsible for this, Mom? 97 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:46,014 Did you put one of your sons into a coma so that he can't testify? 98 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:51,648 Michael, how dare you! Of course, it crossed my mind, but this was all Buster. 99 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:55,250 - He got into your brother's pills. - Not the Forget-Me-Nows? 100 00:04:55,361 --> 00:04:58,228 He asked me for them. I didn't know. I thought he was dating again. 101 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:01,459 Hope you don't mind me saying, but these things can go on indefinitely. 102 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:04,161 My mother's been in that bed for two years. 103 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:07,535 Oh, how awful! We don't have a private room. 104 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,404 They won't let me take out her feeding tube. And I'm lucky. 105 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,637 I have the resources to pay for these medical bills. 106 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:14,679 You have resources? 107 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:17,579 - What good is my money if I can't bring her back? - But you can't. 108 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:20,983 Money should be spent on dating. Is that what you were gonna say? 109 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:24,318 - Let's go ahead and wait outside. - So, you come here often? 110 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,585 Cute button. 111 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:29,423 - How is he? - We're still waitin' to find out. 112 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:32,157 I got here as soon as I could. Oh, the red tape. 113 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:36,031 - Looks a little bit more like Red Prawn, Dad. - It's the shrimp fest. 114 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:37,659 Oh, the shrimp. 115 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:40,898 Do you realize Buster's probably in this state because of you and Mom? 116 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:44,340 He's obviously afraid of what he knows, and he's just trying to forget. 117 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:46,344 Does he know who N. Bluth is? 118 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:49,006 Right now, he doesn't know who B. Bluth is. 119 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:52,243 I'm gonna need some real answers outta you, because I've just discussed it with Jan. 120 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,252 I am going to be pretending to be your attorney... 121 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:57,448 at the mock trial before Judge Reinhold. 122 00:05:57,557 --> 00:06:00,424 You're the lawyer? That's the same representation Captain Hook had. 123 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,586 It's so good to laugh again. 124 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,596 - Oh, it feels good. - It does. 125 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,791 They say seven minutes heals all wounds. 126 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:11,961 Wait. Not the Judge Reinhold show from all those magazine ads? 127 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:16,474 - They're all over the place. Look at this. - My name is Judge. 128 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:18,601 I didn't even know that this kind of technology existed. 129 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:21,202 I could use this in my ventriloquism act. 130 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,942 There a bar here? 131 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,486 Well, Buster's in what we call a light-to-no coma. 132 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:31,455 In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. 133 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:34,082 - Could that mean that he's faking it? - Highly likely this is fake. 134 00:06:34,193 --> 00:06:36,627 Although, there doesn't seem to be very much brain activity. 135 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:40,392 - No. That's him. - I think it's very important we remember he's fully insured. 136 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:43,230 - I say we see how this plays out. - Absolutely. 137 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:45,236 We're gonna be here every day. 138 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:49,741 I don't care if it takes from now till the end of shrimp fest. 139 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:53,437 If this young man gets bored, we need a lot of volunteers here at the hospital. 140 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:55,605 Turning over the bedridden, changing bedpans. 141 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:58,343 - Or there's a mall across the street. - Oh, you want excitement? 142 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,351 Well, we have a group of young people... 143 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:02,944 who put on fake weddings for our Alzheimer's patients. 144 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:06,422 It actually would probably look pretty good on some college applications. 145 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:09,120 - Would I have to touch the old people? - Only their hearts. 146 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:12,095 You could be a groom. Bring a little girlfriend up there with you. 147 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:14,928 - I don't have a girlfriend. - Sister then, or a cousin. 148 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:17,525 Of course, you're gonna have to kiss. 149 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,605 Guess who liked that idea? 150 00:07:19,705 --> 00:07:23,106 He says he doesn't wanna do it. I'm actually trying to respect his choices lately. 151 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:26,144 Great. I was just... Well, don't answer for... I, um... 152 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:30,978 Yeah, 'cause I know exactly the cousin. I mean, the girl. 153 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:32,983 I would want to give, and she'll wanna give too. 154 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:36,452 And we'll do that together for them, for the sake of... 155 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,956 It's a great day... 156 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,552 for being sad. 157 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:46,860 And later, Michael was preparing for his case. 158 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,298 So I've got a date with the guy with the brain-dead mom. 159 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:52,894 I mean, it's just a picket for them to pull the plug on our loved ones. 160 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:55,496 Given up hope on Buster pretty quickly there, Lindsay. 161 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:58,543 Listen, I know Buster. I know what he wants. 162 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:00,339 Oh, I love soup. 163 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:03,745 If the only thing I could do was lay in bed all day and eat soup, I'd be happy. 164 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:06,978 I wouldn't even have to taste it. I could just take it through a tube. 165 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:10,112 That would actually be better, 'cause I wouldn't even burn my mouth. 166 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,884 Never let me die. 167 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:18,396 Yeah, he wants out. Anyway, you and I both know he's probably just faking. 168 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,398 - Busy? - Actually, I'm... 169 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,661 Check this out. My lips don't move. You'll call me up to the stand. 170 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:25,134 Say something like, "Who is this little friend?" And he'll say: 171 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,536 - My name is Judge. - Whose name is Judge? 172 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,938 - My name is... - Okay. - That's a silly name. 173 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:32,772 - That's enough. - Judge. My name... 174 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,609 - Yes, I am judging your name. It am silly. - Is... 175 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:37,910 - Please stop. - Now you're correcting my grammar? 176 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:41,009 Gob, not gonna put Franklin on the stand. And your lips are moving just a little bit. 177 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,520 - Judge. - He's right. His name is Judge now. 178 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:46,057 You know, I think Dad might actually have a case here. 179 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:48,558 I mean, I am concerned about this N. Bluth. 180 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:52,654 But if it is indeed just a ploy on their part, then the only bombshell they've got... 181 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:56,326 is a blueprint of an Iraqi model home... 182 00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:59,233 the same blueprint as ours with no record... 183 00:08:59,338 --> 00:09:01,238 that we actually got paid for it. 184 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:05,276 Although, this is strange. Looks like there's a secret room in this one off the hallway. 185 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,471 I wonder if we've got that. I'm gonna go check that out. 186 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:11,539 - Okay, and we're gonna go back to the hospital. - Yeah, good. Check on Buster. 187 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,812 We do need to stick together as a family on this. 188 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:17,913 Actually, gonna go swipe some more talking magazines, but I'll make sure to poke the head in. 189 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,322 Bye. 190 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:27,332 And Michael found that there was indeed a secret room... 191 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:32,530 where his father had stored the family mementoes, including his birth certificate. 192 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:34,572 "Nichael Bluth"? 193 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:38,068 Am I N. Bluth? 194 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:43,240 Is he trying to set me up? If I'm N. Bluth, I'm going to prison. 195 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:45,647 Nichael was worried. 196 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:53,388 Michael had just discovered a hidden room in the model home... 197 00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:55,983 where all the family secrets were stored. 198 00:09:56,095 --> 00:10:01,499 My dad's trying to pin all of his crimes on N. Bluth, and I might be N. Bluth. 199 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,626 - Huh. - That's what it says according to my birth certificate. 200 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:06,204 - All of our family records are up here. - Hmm. 201 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:10,298 And for some reason, this stack of bodybuilding magazines. 202 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:13,936 Well, I guess your dad must've had these from way back when, huh? 203 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:16,173 - My name is... - That seems kind of current. 204 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,443 Oh! Who am I trying to kid, Michael? 205 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,746 I was trying to beef up to impress that wife of mine. 206 00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:23,321 But now she's after some rich guy who's trying to kill his mom. 207 00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:26,152 I gotta go talk to my dad. You comin' out? 208 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:28,283 No. No, I have to fight for my wife. 209 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:30,225 I'm gonna keep my marriage alive. 210 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,860 One room over, George Michael... 211 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:38,459 was also trying to convince someone to pursue a fake marriage. 212 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:42,132 We'd have to kiss. Wouldn't that be kind of weird after what we've been through? 213 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:44,141 Well, that was a long time ago. 214 00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:46,677 It had been two months since they'd kissed. 215 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,373 Well, it does sound like a good twist on a wedding film. 216 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,645 - A-A film? - Without the corny "runaway bride" bit in the middle. 217 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:55,243 - Oh, yeah. - And so, like many people... 218 00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:59,415 who no longer felt anything for each other, they decided to get married. 219 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:02,983 I'm N. Bluth, aren't I? Legally, that's my real name. 220 00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:06,656 You've been doing all the Iraq business under it thinking it wouldn't be traceable. 221 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:10,634 - But it is, and I'm going down. - For God's sakes, it's a typo, Michael. 222 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:13,933 What kind of father do you think I am? They even got your birth date wrong. 223 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,601 - That is my birthday. - It's close to Christmas. Was that hard? 224 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:22,704 It's a coincidence, Michael. You're not N. Bluth. There is no N. Bluth. 225 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:26,273 I called Jan Eagleman about this, and she says it sounds pretty bad. 226 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:29,684 - You called her? She's with the prosecution. - Just for the mock trial. 227 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:32,189 Yeah, but what if she wasn't? 228 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:35,454 I am glad we're having this mock trial, because it has shown me... 229 00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:38,621 that you cannot be involved in the real defense. 230 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,631 - Oh, come on. - Why can't you be like Buster? 231 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:45,966 He put himself in a coma to protect this family, poor kid. 232 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,632 - I gotta get down there now. - Shrimp fest is over, Pop. 233 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:52,199 Really? Better go to Chili's. 234 00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:56,441 Back at the hospital, Lindsay had joined Brian in protest. 235 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,040 All they're doing in there is trying to keep people alive. 236 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:01,881 - It's a life mill. - Oh, hello, Lindsay. 237 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:05,081 I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine that I met at the gym. 238 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:10,292 - Hi. I'm Father Ben. - Ben is a Franciscan who can bench-press over 200 pounds. 240 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:14,264 And he talked me into protesting too. Show 'em your sign. 241 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:18,335 No, the other side, 'cause that... 242 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:21,463 Tobias, Brian and I believe in the dignity of every human being. 243 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,839 Now, why don't we leave the fruits with the vegetables and go get a coffee? 244 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,844 Do some pushups. 245 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:29,471 George Michael and Maeby were also at the hospital... 246 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:33,177 putting on a wedding for the Alzheimer's patients. 247 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:36,584 And now, they are truly family. It is permanent... 248 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,919 eternal. 249 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:41,788 And Maeby did the thing she had always thought was so corny... 250 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:44,362 I can't do this. I can't do this. 251 00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,431 - But we're not... - What am I doing? 252 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,523 And ran away. 253 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,534 What are we gonna do? 254 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:53,332 Just give it a minute. 255 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:59,036 Now it's a bar mitzvah. 256 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:02,273 And as George Michael acted like a boy becoming a man... 257 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:05,782 Michael returned to his office to find a man acting like a boy. 258 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:09,343 - What's this? - Just practicing my testimony. Fake witness box. 259 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,856 And you couldn't have just taken my stuff off the desk first or unplugged my computer? 260 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:16,359 Justice is swift, Michael. Plus, we need to be prepared for our testimony. 261 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:20,626 You're not doing any of that "My name is Judge" stuff on the stand, okay? 262 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,896 No. They're all out of magazines at the hospital. Besides, I've got a better idea. 263 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,903 Which he got at the hospital. 264 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:30,704 Patient presented with gastric bacterial infection coupled with peptic ulcers. 265 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,472 Tetracycline should not be administered due to allergies. 266 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,843 Check this out. You'll say, "Who's this little friend?" 267 00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:38,439 And I'll say, "Well, he's not really feeling that well." 268 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,519 And you'll say, "Oh, what's wrong with the little guy?" 269 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,712 And he'll say... 270 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,484 Patient presented with gastric bacterial infection. 271 00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:49,994 Wow. Sounds like you could use some try-cycling. 272 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:52,188 Tetracycline should not be administered due to allergies. 273 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:56,564 Your lips are still moving, and... You stole the doctor's tape recorder? 274 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,330 - Just the tape. - I'm giving it back to him. 275 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,496 - Come on, Michael! - Gob... - I need this! 276 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:03,166 My career needs this. You know what? Dad was right. 277 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:06,108 If you really cared about this family, you'd be more supportive of me in this. 278 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:10,012 Gob, I'm not gonna turn this mock trial into some kind of... 279 00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:13,346 - You were gonna say mockery. - I was in trouble, like, three words into that. 280 00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:15,579 So Michael went back to the hospital... 281 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,851 when he had a visit from the real prosecutor. 282 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:21,688 Wayne, what are you doin' here? 283 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,194 - We heard about the trial. We wanna make a deal with you. - A deal? 284 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,526 - It's a mock trial. - Read the Patriot Act. 285 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:29,499 Anything said in a mock trial or daytime courtroom show... 286 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:33,129 can be used in any real criminal proceeding or prime-time procedural show... 287 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:36,697 subject to the interpretation of the presiding judge or the executive producer. 288 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,800 In our case, Judge Reinhold is both. 289 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,378 - Did he get EP? - Sure did. 290 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:42,777 Good for him. Anyway, put your dad on the stand... 291 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,907 get him talking, and you get full immunity. 292 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:48,145 If you don't do it, we're gonna go after N. Bluth, and we think that's you. 293 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,587 You're asking me to conspire against my own client. Couldn't you go to jail for that? 294 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:56,491 - Think about it, Michael. It may be time to cut and run. - We don't do that in my family. 295 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:06,065 Maeby had just run away from a fake wedding... 296 00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:08,867 that had gotten a little too real. 297 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:12,637 - You know about this room too? - Yeah, it's my dad's exercise room. 298 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,213 Although, for all her worldliness... 299 00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:17,714 Maeby was still a child in many ways. 300 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:20,717 Yeah, I-I come here to think myself sometimes. But I always knock first. 301 00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:23,686 I-I always do that. I always do that anyway, no matter what room. 302 00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:26,758 - So what happened back there? - I don't know. 303 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,020 I guess I just got a little weirded out. 304 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,756 I mean, we're cousins. It's wrong. 305 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,798 Well, you know, the Torah tells us that the larger wrong... 306 00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:36,390 is to put our own feelings before the commitments we've made. 307 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,402 You know, towards the sick, aged and gross. 308 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,836 - That's not in the Torah. - And, I mean, you know... 309 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,931 we weren't there for ourselves today. 310 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,636 We were there to bring happiness to others. 311 00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:51,410 And I just... I just feel now like we left a lot of old people sad there today. 312 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,417 Again, not true. 314 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:02,551 I mean, you know, I'm not saying it's not weird for me too. 315 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:06,324 I'm saying maybe we could take those weird feelings and turn them into something positive. 316 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,400 He really wanted that kiss. 317 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,196 I mean, I guess it would be a good way to freak out our parents. 318 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,601 Let's freak them out. 319 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,697 Hey, you guys know about this room too, huh? 320 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,767 I'm just lookin' for some evidence for my trial against Pop-Pop... for Pop-Pop. 321 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:25,115 I mean, seriously, Doctor, when are we gonna know something? 322 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:28,243 - I'm tryin' to get on with my life. - So is what remains of Buster. 323 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,549 Dr. Farmer, there's a problem in 302. 324 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,920 The patient's having a bad reaction to the tetracycline. 325 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,892 Tetracycline? Didn't I say not to give him that? 326 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,895 Didn't you listen to my notes? 328 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,796 I'm trying to get on with my life, and you know what? You can't deal with it. 329 00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:48,099 - No, I can't, Lindsay. - You're not interested in me. 330 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:51,176 - And you're not capable of intimacy. - Well, just fake it! 331 00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:54,478 Coma. 332 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,276 And, believe it or not, that actually got through to them. 333 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:02,747 Now, will you please turn on the Cartoon Network and get the hell out of here? 334 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,755 And the next day... 335 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,724 the mock trial began, as did the mock episode... 336 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,817 of what had now been renamed... 337 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:11,828 - Mock Trial with J. Reinhold. - Mock Trial with J. Reinhold. 338 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:15,331 Take one. In five, four, three... 340 00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:30,340 All rise for acting's highest honor, Judge Reinhold! 341 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:33,885 Judge Reinhold is neither a real judge, nor has he received acting's highest honor. 342 00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,851 Wow. Thank you. 343 00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:41,357 That's the first time I ever got a standing ovation before the show. 344 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,492 - They're not clapping. - They don't in a courtroom. 345 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:48,031 Please be seated.f 346 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,192 The proceedings got under way... 347 00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:54,295 and the Bluths set about pretending they were a family that stays together. 348 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,636 You never heard anyone in your family discuss plans... 349 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,939 to either travel to Iraq or do business there? 350 00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:04,709 Well, I spend so much time making sweet love on my wife... 351 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:08,753 that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts and... 352 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,985 - Your witness. - I have nothing. 354 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,759 Oh, how should I know where the money comes from? 355 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:21,163 I just know where it goes... to taking care of my poor comatose son. 356 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,099 And if this were the real trial, I'd cry here. 357 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:27,331 I'm saving my good stuff too. 358 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:31,603 - I have no cross at this time. - This is why you're not handling my real defense. 359 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,610 I have one witness, Dad, and he'll clear everything up. 360 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:36,272 - Gob had a little trouble. - State your name. 361 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,349 My name is Judge. 362 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,181 What kind of name is that, magazine? 363 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:45,120 I'm just gonna go ahead and jump in right here. I have nothing for him. 365 00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:49,255 But now, it was Michael's turn. 366 00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,261 Listen, have fun out there, because this is the last time... 367 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:55,094 you're gonna see this side of a courtroom till your second wife divorces your freckled ass. 368 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,361 Look at that. You just blew your wedding speech. 369 00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:00,632 I'd like to jump right ahead to calling a surprise witness. 370 00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:03,867 - Only witnesses on the list. - Oh, he's on the list. 371 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,639 I would like to call to the stand... 372 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:11,045 Franklin Delano Bluth. 373 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,778 - You're callin' Franklin, Mikey? - I sure am, pal. 374 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,719 I support my brother. 376 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,890 Your Honor, this is highly unusual. 377 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,060 Well, I'm very curious to see where this is going. I'm gonna allow it. 378 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,606 But I'm warning you, Mr. Bluth, this better make for a good promo. 379 00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:37,937 I was approached by the real prosecution recently... 380 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:42,343 and was asked if I would be willing to turn on my family and save myself. 381 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,779 Would you please press the play button... 382 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:47,750 on the tape recorder inside the puppet? 383 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,879 If you don't do it, we're gonna go after N. Bluth, and we think that's you. 384 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:53,924 You're asking me to conspire against my own client. 385 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,085 Why do there have to be puppets like Frank? 386 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,426 - Think about it, Michael. - Well, it looks like we've got a mistrial. 387 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:03,627 But on the plus side, we've also got a hung jury. Hit it! 389 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,706 You did good out there, Michael. 390 00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:17,680 But it's just a mock trial. Why don't you just take it to the grand jury? 391 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:22,152 Wanted to prove to you that I could do it. I'm going to a grand jury with that now. 392 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,279 Actually, Michael had no idea... 393 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,789 that's what he was supposed to do. 394 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,020 Nice job. You have a real shot. You all stuck together, and that's what wins cases. 395 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:31,857 We don't abandon each other. 396 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:35,297 - No one's closer than the Bluth family. - They were. 397 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,528 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 398 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:43,006 For as it turns out, the fake priest was called to a patient's room... 399 00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:46,942 and Father Ben filled in, not knowing it was fake. 400 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:49,479 And that's how the kids got married. 401 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,141 On the next Arrested Development. 402 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,584 Mock Trial with J. Reinhold leads to imitators. 403 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,587 All rise. Bud Cort is now in session. 404 00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:03,525 - Please be seated. - Hard to sit when you got someone's hand up your ass. 405 00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,529 All right, let's lose the puppet. 406 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:09,567 And Michael discovers that he wasn't N. Bluth after all. 407 00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,762 I have an older sister? 408 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:16,238 So much for not abandoning family.