1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,794 It's Arrested Development. 2 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:09,426 Michael Bluth believed he'd just made a shocking discovery. 3 00:00:09,508 --> 00:00:12,305 I mean, that might be an older sister that we've never met. 4 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:14,766 Wow. Look at the beak on that bird. 5 00:00:14,891 --> 00:00:17,271 Michael found the picture in a secret room 6 00:00:17,354 --> 00:00:20,399 while looking for incriminating evidence against his father. 7 00:00:20,484 --> 00:00:22,153 I have an older sister? 8 00:00:22,237 --> 00:00:24,406 Don't you kind of remember having an older sister? 9 00:00:24,490 --> 00:00:26,492 - Not at all. What, do you? - A little bit. 10 00:00:26,575 --> 00:00:28,078 You know, I mean, Nellie does sound familiar. 11 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:30,248 Mom and Dad clearly were trying to keep this hidden from us. 12 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:31,459 But this could be anybody. 13 00:00:31,542 --> 00:00:33,377 This could be a deformed neighbour or... 14 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:36,006 A child that Mom and Dad gave up for some reason, 15 00:00:36,090 --> 00:00:38,636 and whose identity they're now using to pin their crimes on. 16 00:00:38,719 --> 00:00:41,890 You know, the prosecutor said that there was that account with money in it 17 00:00:41,973 --> 00:00:44,226 labelled N. Bluth. Her name is Nellie. 18 00:00:44,309 --> 00:00:46,312 Michael, do you remember when you thought there was 19 00:00:46,396 --> 00:00:48,607 a mysterious Mr F. out to get you? 20 00:00:50,026 --> 00:00:52,487 Yeah, but that was retard... misguided. 21 00:00:52,570 --> 00:00:54,532 This is different. This is N. Bluth. 22 00:00:55,786 --> 00:00:58,789 Well, why don't you just go to Dad and ask who Nellie is, point blank? 23 00:00:58,872 --> 00:01:00,626 So he can just cover it up and lie? 24 00:01:00,710 --> 00:01:03,255 I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family. 25 00:01:03,338 --> 00:01:06,592 There's the woman I'm sexually attracted to. 26 00:01:06,759 --> 00:01:08,429 Okay. But that's the last one. 27 00:01:08,512 --> 00:01:11,225 Well, I'm off to the gym to prepare for our tryst. 28 00:01:11,308 --> 00:01:12,350 Tryst? 29 00:01:12,434 --> 00:01:15,940 Yes, Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. 30 00:01:16,022 --> 00:01:17,191 You can just say "intercourse". 31 00:01:17,275 --> 00:01:18,943 We talked about it last night. 32 00:01:19,026 --> 00:01:21,448 After a disappointing attempt at lovemaking. 33 00:01:21,531 --> 00:01:24,868 This isn't going to happen. I just want you to be satisfied. 34 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:27,415 T., you're always thinking of others. 35 00:01:27,498 --> 00:01:29,500 I tried that. It didn't work either. 36 00:01:29,584 --> 00:01:32,337 Well, you know, maybe I would be more attracted to you 37 00:01:32,421 --> 00:01:33,798 if you were in better shape. 38 00:01:33,882 --> 00:01:36,678 You know, if you were just more muscular, masculine. 39 00:01:36,761 --> 00:01:39,139 - Does that make me shallow? - No. 40 00:01:39,222 --> 00:01:41,392 I was going to say the same thing to you. 41 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,813 Maybe we should take a little time to work on ourselves, 42 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:47,569 and then we'll plan a special night in seven or eight days. 43 00:01:47,652 --> 00:01:49,738 - Or a couple of weeks. - Let's say three weeks. 44 00:01:49,905 --> 00:01:52,533 - We're gonna go for it in a month. - Starting at the start of next month. 45 00:01:52,617 --> 00:01:54,411 And we're gonna call it a 31-day month. 46 00:01:54,494 --> 00:01:56,582 Even though this particular month has 30 days. 47 00:01:56,665 --> 00:01:59,418 You know, I've already prepared a list of "won'ts". 48 00:01:59,501 --> 00:02:02,758 You're not going to believe this. My list of "can'ts". 49 00:02:02,841 --> 00:02:04,966 Marital love can be so romantic. 50 00:02:05,051 --> 00:02:06,471 What? What's that supposed to mean? 51 00:02:06,554 --> 00:02:07,765 - What? - Marital love. 52 00:02:07,848 --> 00:02:09,601 You were looking right at me, and you said marital love. 53 00:02:09,683 --> 00:02:10,768 I don't... Why would I... 54 00:02:10,851 --> 00:02:14,774 George Michael was interested because earlier that day he discovered 55 00:02:14,857 --> 00:02:18,487 that the recent mock wedding he'd acted in with his cousin Maeby... 56 00:02:18,570 --> 00:02:19,615 We're married? 57 00:02:19,696 --> 00:02:22,494 ... was, in fact, as real and binding as the rice pudding 58 00:02:22,578 --> 00:02:25,079 the disoriented patients had thrown at them. 59 00:02:25,163 --> 00:02:27,293 I was talking to your aunt and uncle. 60 00:02:27,377 --> 00:02:29,461 Of course, they're married, too. 61 00:02:30,045 --> 00:02:32,216 - Each other. - Please. 62 00:02:32,299 --> 00:02:34,929 Pity the fool who gives me a bunch of jibber-jabber about romance. 63 00:02:35,012 --> 00:02:36,389 My religious girlfriend just dumped me. 64 00:02:36,471 --> 00:02:38,057 And for a simple little misunderstanding. 65 00:02:38,139 --> 00:02:39,560 I mean, if someone was always asking you 66 00:02:39,644 --> 00:02:41,730 to embrace the Holy Trinity, what would you think they meant? 67 00:02:41,814 --> 00:02:44,274 Gob thought it meant a three-way. 68 00:02:44,358 --> 00:02:47,364 What? I thought that's what all you guys lived for. 69 00:02:48,782 --> 00:02:50,117 What about you? You game? 70 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,660 Well, maybe she just wasn't for you. 71 00:02:51,743 --> 00:02:53,080 Which one? 72 00:02:53,164 --> 00:02:54,749 I really wasn't paying attention. 73 00:02:54,833 --> 00:02:58,587 The real problem is she keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. 74 00:02:58,671 --> 00:03:01,926 The something of my ways. 75 00:03:02,342 --> 00:03:04,637 - Wisdom. - It's probably wisdom. 76 00:03:04,721 --> 00:03:05,974 Gob, listen, can I ask you a question? 77 00:03:06,057 --> 00:03:08,642 Do you remember growing up with a sister? 78 00:03:08,726 --> 00:03:12,399 Sister? No, I don't. 79 00:03:12,482 --> 00:03:14,778 Not really ringing any bells. 80 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,030 Other than Lindsay, of course. 81 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,614 Oh, Lindsay! 82 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:20,579 Well, you might not be the most reputable source on this. 83 00:03:20,662 --> 00:03:24,332 Upstairs, George Michael was sharing his news with his cousin. 84 00:03:24,417 --> 00:03:25,626 You mean we're married? 85 00:03:25,711 --> 00:03:27,629 No, it's just a piece of paper. It doesn't mean anything. 86 00:03:27,714 --> 00:03:29,089 - I mean... - We should shred it. 87 00:03:29,173 --> 00:03:31,177 - It's creeping me out. - Yeah, me, too. 88 00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:34,472 But if we just put it over the dresser like we think it's a joke, 89 00:03:34,555 --> 00:03:36,559 - then we would always know... - It is a joke. 90 00:03:36,642 --> 00:03:38,979 Yeah. Unless we get it framed. 91 00:03:40,191 --> 00:03:43,109 And Michael went to investigate his mystery sister. 92 00:03:43,193 --> 00:03:45,114 Michael! What a surprise. 93 00:03:45,323 --> 00:03:46,700 Really? Were you expecting somebody else? 94 00:03:46,784 --> 00:03:49,619 Maybe one of your two daughters? 95 00:03:49,702 --> 00:03:52,458 Lindsay and Tobias never visit. 96 00:03:53,793 --> 00:03:55,003 It's so bad. 97 00:03:55,086 --> 00:03:58,090 I actually meant Lindsay and Nellie. 98 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:00,718 You call them that, too? 99 00:04:00,802 --> 00:04:03,097 It's so nice to be able to talk like this. 100 00:04:03,181 --> 00:04:04,265 Where's Dad? 101 00:04:04,432 --> 00:04:05,519 What's all this? 102 00:04:05,602 --> 00:04:07,018 Computer stuff from the office. 103 00:04:07,101 --> 00:04:09,899 No, Pop, you're not doing another one of those Black Fridays, are you? 104 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,444 Your mass firings? 105 00:04:11,528 --> 00:04:14,029 Before firing his employees, however, 106 00:04:14,112 --> 00:04:17,368 George, Sr had been sure to clear the office of its valuables. 107 00:04:17,451 --> 00:04:19,454 So, when do we get to see our new fancy office? 108 00:04:19,538 --> 00:04:23,293 Soon as you get your new fancy job. You're all fired. 109 00:04:23,377 --> 00:04:25,089 The employees never saw it coming, 110 00:04:25,172 --> 00:04:30,053 even though their first task was often to unload computers from a rental truck. 111 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:33,683 No, it's not a Black Friday, although I did enjoy those. 112 00:04:33,766 --> 00:04:37,147 No, the prosecution's gonna want to have access to the hard drive, 113 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:40,901 so I just want to make sure everything's nice and clean for them. 114 00:04:40,985 --> 00:04:42,904 - What the hell is that thing? - An electromagnet. 115 00:04:42,988 --> 00:04:45,160 Think of it as a giant delete key. 116 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:48,830 Well, I hate to spoil your fun, Dad, but I got backups on all of that stuff, 117 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,917 and this is illegal. 118 00:04:51,001 --> 00:04:56,048 Oh, well, excuse me, Judge Reinhold, but I am trying to protect my family. 119 00:04:57,885 --> 00:05:00,264 That's not a real gold necklace, is it? 120 00:05:00,347 --> 00:05:03,394 Well, it wasn't really your 50th birthday. 121 00:05:03,810 --> 00:05:05,854 You know, Dad, you can't have this stuff in here, all right? 122 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:07,732 And we don't need more trouble. 123 00:05:07,815 --> 00:05:11,530 It's bad enough you got Buster faking a coma just so he doesn't have to testify. 124 00:05:11,614 --> 00:05:13,783 I've been trying to get him out of that coma. 125 00:05:13,867 --> 00:05:16,496 It's costing us a fortune. He's sleeping us dry. 126 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:20,752 Okay, faker, I'm cutting the cord. 127 00:05:20,877 --> 00:05:23,422 I'll see you at the snack machine. 128 00:05:24,716 --> 00:05:26,468 Well, if he knows that you don't want him in the coma, 129 00:05:26,551 --> 00:05:27,761 then why is he still in it? 130 00:05:27,844 --> 00:05:29,723 For some reason he won't tell me. 131 00:05:29,806 --> 00:05:31,435 He'd fallen for his day nurse. 132 00:05:31,518 --> 00:05:33,644 Buster, you're so dear. 133 00:05:33,728 --> 00:05:37,567 She found his complete lack of personality and movement enchanting. 134 00:05:37,650 --> 00:05:39,402 I wish you could say something. 135 00:05:39,486 --> 00:05:42,200 Of course, if you did, everything would be ruined 136 00:05:42,283 --> 00:05:44,702 'cause you wouldn't be as pure. 137 00:05:44,786 --> 00:05:46,330 Speaking of living a lie, 138 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:49,586 I don't suppose either one of you have remembered who this N. Bluth is, huh? 139 00:05:49,669 --> 00:05:52,214 Not a Nick or a Nellie? 140 00:05:52,297 --> 00:05:54,466 Just the one who married Lindsay. 141 00:05:56,011 --> 00:05:58,180 Isn't it fun to talk like this? 142 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:04,146 So Michael returned to the office, where the atmosphere was paranoid. 143 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:05,776 - Is it Black Friday? - No one's getting fired. 144 00:06:05,859 --> 00:06:06,901 No one's getting fired. 145 00:06:06,984 --> 00:06:08,946 But we haven't been paid, and they took our computers. 146 00:06:09,030 --> 00:06:11,406 I know how this looks bad, but it's just my father trying to erase 147 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:13,202 all the hard drives to avoid conviction. 148 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:15,707 The company is fine. This is fun though, isn't it? 149 00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:17,792 They brought out all the old machines. 150 00:06:17,874 --> 00:06:21,297 I mean, they've seen better days, but I'm sure they're all functional, right? 151 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:23,092 Like Tom here. 152 00:06:23,259 --> 00:06:25,136 - I'm 30. - You're kidding me. 153 00:06:26,304 --> 00:06:29,310 But Michael found the equipment frustrating as well. 154 00:06:29,394 --> 00:06:31,061 Gob's programme? 155 00:06:33,106 --> 00:06:34,150 Idiot. 156 00:06:34,233 --> 00:06:36,154 And then he noticed something else. 157 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:41,410 - Nellie? - Michael, I've gotta talk to you. 158 00:06:41,493 --> 00:06:44,205 Wow. KY Pro, huh? 159 00:06:44,289 --> 00:06:46,835 Hey, don't get any moisture on these babes. 160 00:06:47,461 --> 00:06:48,963 Tobias. 161 00:06:49,046 --> 00:06:52,719 Buddy, I needed that information. This is that sister I've been looking for. 162 00:06:52,802 --> 00:06:53,844 Well, just hit print screen. 163 00:06:53,928 --> 00:06:55,806 I'm sure that whatever's on there will come up. 164 00:06:55,891 --> 00:06:57,433 Look at that. 165 00:07:00,313 --> 00:07:02,149 I kind of remember these being faster, you know? 166 00:07:02,232 --> 00:07:06,654 Yeah. We were probably all so jacked up on amyl and disco music, we didn't notice. 167 00:07:06,738 --> 00:07:08,574 But you know what? I'm glad about this printer lag, 168 00:07:08,657 --> 00:07:12,078 because I was hoping to have a jaw session with you. 169 00:07:12,496 --> 00:07:14,793 Well, why don't we just say as long as that means a talk? 170 00:07:14,876 --> 00:07:19,005 I find myself attracted to someone who is not my wife. 171 00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:20,467 What's her name? 172 00:07:20,593 --> 00:07:21,886 Michael. 173 00:07:22,969 --> 00:07:25,850 - Can you believe it? - You're married to my sister. 174 00:07:25,934 --> 00:07:27,268 Don't you think I know that? 175 00:07:27,352 --> 00:07:29,897 I'm not interested in you that way. 176 00:07:29,979 --> 00:07:31,775 - What way? - Pick one. 177 00:07:31,858 --> 00:07:34,863 No, did you think you were the Michael I was talking about? 178 00:07:34,947 --> 00:07:36,949 - No. - What? 179 00:07:37,032 --> 00:07:40,204 No, interesting that your mind went there, though. Okay. 180 00:07:40,287 --> 00:07:44,125 No, I'm afraid the Michael I'm talking about is all lady. 181 00:07:44,251 --> 00:07:45,544 She's the trainer at my gym. 182 00:07:45,628 --> 00:07:47,214 This is the trainer you started with today? 183 00:07:47,298 --> 00:07:49,634 Indeed. Can you believe she's a bodybuilder? 184 00:07:49,717 --> 00:07:50,802 Indeed. 185 00:07:50,885 --> 00:07:53,013 What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? 186 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:56,017 You're nervous about becoming intimate with Lindsay again. 187 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:58,104 You probably should not rush into things, you know? 188 00:07:58,187 --> 00:08:00,359 Don't call this girl-Michael. 189 00:08:00,442 --> 00:08:02,527 Stay away from the gym. Just leave it alone. 190 00:08:02,610 --> 00:08:04,447 Wise words, boy-Michael. 191 00:08:04,572 --> 00:08:07,909 I'll tell you, if I wasn't so dripping and disgustingly sweaty right now, 192 00:08:07,992 --> 00:08:10,455 I'd hop over this desk and give you such a hug. 193 00:08:10,539 --> 00:08:12,793 Hey, coulda, shoulda, woulda. 194 00:08:12,876 --> 00:08:14,212 Hey, no. Look. 195 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:16,131 Number's up. Look at that. 196 00:08:16,589 --> 00:08:18,551 It would've been a seven. 197 00:08:18,634 --> 00:08:22,138 Later that night, Lucille visited Buster in the hospital. 198 00:08:22,221 --> 00:08:23,433 What the hell is this? 199 00:08:23,516 --> 00:08:26,229 My name is Representative John Van Heusen, 200 00:08:26,313 --> 00:08:29,441 and I am here to protect the dignity of this boy's life. 201 00:08:29,524 --> 00:08:31,612 Dignity? Easy for you to say. 202 00:08:31,696 --> 00:08:33,449 I'm the one who has to loofah his stump. 203 00:08:33,532 --> 00:08:37,201 I believe death is wrong in all of its forms, except lethal injection. 204 00:08:37,285 --> 00:08:39,915 But that's just as a deterrent against more death. 205 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,002 And this young man is enjoying life. 206 00:08:44,881 --> 00:08:47,466 Look at us, huh? We're having a blast here, huh? 207 00:08:47,549 --> 00:08:50,263 How the hell did you even find out about Sleeping Beauty here? 208 00:08:50,346 --> 00:08:53,642 It was an anonymous tip from someone who cares about Buster's life. 209 00:08:53,726 --> 00:08:55,519 It's not ringing any bells. 210 00:08:55,604 --> 00:08:57,774 In fact, it was Buster himself. 211 00:08:57,857 --> 00:09:00,444 They're trying to kill Baby Buster. 212 00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:02,447 That's right, from the videos. 213 00:09:02,530 --> 00:09:05,869 Well, no one's killing Baby Buster on my watch. 214 00:09:05,952 --> 00:09:09,333 That is unless, of course, it's as a penalty in a three-strike scenario. 215 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:13,086 No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. 216 00:09:14,465 --> 00:09:17,385 Michael, meanwhile, had called one number after another 217 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:21,183 until he found Frank, a colleague of the woman he knew as Nellie. 218 00:09:21,265 --> 00:09:22,309 I am looking for Nellie. 219 00:09:22,392 --> 00:09:25,566 Yeah, well, she's working a software convention at some hotel. 220 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:28,485 - I can set up a meeting at the bar, man. - Appreciate it. 221 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:32,116 And so Michael arrived at the bar, hoping to spot someone 222 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,910 who could be his sister. 223 00:09:36,790 --> 00:09:38,626 She grew into the nose. 224 00:09:38,793 --> 00:09:41,337 Nellie? Hey, hi. Michael. 225 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:44,175 Frank sent me. I think I might be interested in your services. 226 00:09:44,259 --> 00:09:45,592 - You won't be sorry. - Yeah? 227 00:09:45,677 --> 00:09:48,054 I was hoping that maybe we could just talk a little bit first, huh? 228 00:09:48,137 --> 00:09:49,474 Yeah, most people want to. 229 00:09:49,557 --> 00:09:50,935 And they did talk. 230 00:09:51,018 --> 00:09:55,274 And Michael felt a connection like he'd never felt with anyone in his family. 231 00:09:55,357 --> 00:09:58,904 I had a locker on the first floor, freshman year, right next to the caf 232 00:09:58,988 --> 00:10:01,031 with all the junior lockers, so it was clearly a mistake, 233 00:10:01,115 --> 00:10:02,618 but I didn't say anything, right? 234 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:03,786 You're bad. 235 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:06,122 I had that same locker all throughout the sophomore year. 236 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:08,961 Junior year they had me up on the third floor with all the frosh. 237 00:10:09,044 --> 00:10:10,088 That is wild. 238 00:10:10,171 --> 00:10:12,507 I had the same combo all throughout 'cause I transferred the lock. 239 00:10:12,589 --> 00:10:13,675 Let me tell you why I transferred the lock. 240 00:10:13,758 --> 00:10:16,888 Hey, let's see what some of the other folks are up to. 241 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,850 Nothing there. 242 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,105 Or there. 243 00:10:26,152 --> 00:10:27,362 Oh, my. 244 00:10:27,446 --> 00:10:29,073 Let's get back to Michael. 245 00:10:29,157 --> 00:10:31,909 And it was Joe Namath's number, Babe Ruth's number, then my birthday. 246 00:10:31,993 --> 00:10:34,081 That is a great story. 247 00:10:34,164 --> 00:10:35,834 It wasn't a great story. 248 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:37,917 Nellie was just a great listener. 249 00:10:38,001 --> 00:10:39,503 Most prostitutes are. 250 00:10:39,587 --> 00:10:41,424 Nellie, the hell with formalities. 251 00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:43,636 I think you and I should do business together. 252 00:10:43,721 --> 00:10:44,844 Me, too. 253 00:10:52,148 --> 00:10:56,362 Michael had just hired a woman he'd secretly believed to be his sister. 254 00:10:56,446 --> 00:10:58,238 How did you get into this line of work? 255 00:10:58,322 --> 00:11:01,745 But, of course, he'd also yet to figure out she was a prostitute. 256 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,500 Well, I was buried in loan debt from business school, 257 00:11:04,582 --> 00:11:06,376 so I started whoring myself out. 258 00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:07,921 Not that there weren't clues. 259 00:11:08,003 --> 00:11:10,925 What do you say we go up to my room and seal the deal? 260 00:11:11,008 --> 00:11:12,092 You're staying here? 261 00:11:12,176 --> 00:11:14,096 I was actually hoping to get into your business tomorrow, 262 00:11:14,181 --> 00:11:17,266 and it would give you the chance to meet everybody in the office, you know, 263 00:11:17,350 --> 00:11:19,020 'cause you're gonna be working for the whole staff. 264 00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:20,857 You're gonna be filling, like, three openings. 265 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:23,985 I heard there were a couple of girls like me consulting over at Enron. 266 00:11:24,069 --> 00:11:27,783 And so the next day, Michael introduced his new consultant to his staff, 267 00:11:27,867 --> 00:11:29,785 who weren't that pleased to meet her. 268 00:11:29,868 --> 00:11:32,121 - You hired someone else? - Yes. 269 00:11:32,205 --> 00:11:33,793 We haven't even been paid yet. 270 00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:36,253 That's exactly why I hired her. To help out with the finances. 271 00:11:36,337 --> 00:11:37,880 She's absolutely amazing at that stuff. 272 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,176 Right? You do, do finances and stuff, right? 273 00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:42,346 I do all sorts of scenes. 274 00:11:42,429 --> 00:11:43,556 There you go. Okay, guys, 275 00:11:43,639 --> 00:11:46,185 don't be afraid to put her in any position that you want, okay? 276 00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:49,730 Dave, you give her access to everything, okay? 277 00:11:49,814 --> 00:11:52,569 I want you guys to think of her as Nellie Bluth, all right? 278 00:11:52,652 --> 00:11:55,990 In fact, we should probably get an I.D. with that printed on it, okay? 279 00:11:56,073 --> 00:11:58,325 But she did have a list of "won'ts". 280 00:11:58,410 --> 00:12:00,329 We have some ground rules first, okay? 281 00:12:00,414 --> 00:12:04,461 No........., or... 282 00:12:04,670 --> 00:12:08,467 And no... unless you're wearing a... 283 00:12:08,549 --> 00:12:10,177 Or you... before you... me. 284 00:12:10,261 --> 00:12:14,226 And if this winds up on the web, I will... you in the... 285 00:12:15,183 --> 00:12:17,771 Our computers don't even work on the Internet. 286 00:12:17,855 --> 00:12:18,940 Who's first? 287 00:12:19,024 --> 00:12:22,235 Back at the model home, George Michael was still trying 288 00:12:22,319 --> 00:12:24,406 to make his accidental marriage work. 289 00:12:24,490 --> 00:12:28,996 I thought maybe, we could pop in a... in the old DVD player and sit and watch it. 290 00:12:29,079 --> 00:12:31,167 Maybe just the two of us, husband and wife. 291 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:32,793 I'm just kidding. 292 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:36,089 I mean, the State of California isn't. You know, that's what makes it funny. 293 00:12:36,174 --> 00:12:39,261 I'm worried you're taking this too seriously. 294 00:12:39,596 --> 00:12:41,055 Just the opposite. 295 00:12:46,314 --> 00:12:47,605 What the hell is that? 296 00:12:47,688 --> 00:12:50,152 I bought you a wedding ring... tone. 297 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,282 Opposite of serious. 298 00:12:53,367 --> 00:12:55,034 And Michael was getting an update 299 00:12:55,117 --> 00:12:58,163 on how his newest employee, Nellie, was working out. 300 00:12:58,246 --> 00:13:01,752 Really? And all the guys like her, huh? That is great. 301 00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:04,298 You mean "away" though, right? 302 00:13:04,382 --> 00:13:06,593 Because otherwise it sounds a little different. 303 00:13:06,676 --> 00:13:09,137 But that's outstanding. 304 00:13:09,973 --> 00:13:11,600 Real good. You forgot to say "away" again. 305 00:13:11,683 --> 00:13:14,813 But listen, let me call you back in a bit, okay? Bye. 306 00:13:15,939 --> 00:13:18,777 Nellie has blown them all away. 307 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:20,278 Yeah, well, I think it's crazy. 308 00:13:20,362 --> 00:13:21,948 You've given her access to everything. 309 00:13:22,031 --> 00:13:23,534 The banking. And for what? 310 00:13:23,617 --> 00:13:25,413 I mean, you're basing this whole thing on the fact 311 00:13:25,495 --> 00:13:27,664 that she shares a name with someone you played with as a baby. 312 00:13:27,747 --> 00:13:29,458 Lindsay, I can tell that it's real. 313 00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:32,338 It's like that feeling that you read about twins having. 314 00:13:32,422 --> 00:13:34,674 We're twins. You didn't give me access to the banking. 315 00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:38,515 No, you'd just go out and you'd just whore it up, Lindsay, you know? 316 00:13:38,599 --> 00:13:40,474 Now, she's different. She's a little bit more like me. 317 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:43,815 - It's like we finish each other's... - Sandwiches? 318 00:13:43,897 --> 00:13:45,275 Sentences. 319 00:13:45,649 --> 00:13:47,985 - Why would I say... - Sandwiches? 320 00:13:48,278 --> 00:13:50,448 That time I was gonna say sandwiches. 321 00:13:50,532 --> 00:13:52,409 So I guess you haven't told Nellie what you're thinking. 322 00:13:52,492 --> 00:13:54,287 No, I have not. I've been waiting for the right time. 323 00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:55,997 I want to make sure that she trusts me, you know? 324 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,294 Especially since Dad is probably setting her up. 325 00:13:58,377 --> 00:14:00,669 But I might want to hurry with that whole operation, 326 00:14:00,753 --> 00:14:04,135 because she's charging us a fortune, and of course she's got this old boss 327 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,676 that's claiming he wants a percentage. 328 00:14:05,759 --> 00:14:08,307 Yo, man, you owe me money. I ain't no dummy. 329 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,938 And it better be soon, or you're gonna feel my hand up your... 330 00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:13,689 So Nellie wants to meet me tonight for drinks. 331 00:14:13,773 --> 00:14:14,941 Maybe I'll tell her then. 332 00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:16,944 That's funny. I'm going out tonight for drinks, too. 333 00:14:17,029 --> 00:14:18,531 With an exciting new man. 334 00:14:18,613 --> 00:14:20,241 Really trying to make that marriage work, aren't you? 335 00:14:20,325 --> 00:14:24,289 Well, excuse me, Judge Reinhold, but I'm feeling a little pressure here. 336 00:14:24,372 --> 00:14:26,373 I mean, if you had to have sex with Tobias in four months, 337 00:14:26,457 --> 00:14:27,959 you'd be shopping for a way out, too. 338 00:14:28,045 --> 00:14:30,674 I stand corrected. And disgusted. 339 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:33,427 And Michael arrived for his meeting with Nellie. 340 00:14:33,510 --> 00:14:34,595 - Are you Michael? - Yes. 341 00:14:34,678 --> 00:14:36,765 There's a Nellie at the end of the bar who wants to see you. 342 00:14:36,848 --> 00:14:38,266 Great. Thank you. 343 00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:39,977 It's Tobias. 344 00:14:40,061 --> 00:14:42,230 Michael. Look, this has got to stop. 345 00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:45,568 I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. 346 00:14:45,653 --> 00:14:49,366 I think I see what's happening. You're meeting girl-Michael at the bar? 347 00:14:49,449 --> 00:14:50,577 It was her idea. 348 00:14:50,661 --> 00:14:52,828 I mean, she wanted to get a drink, and I know it's crazy. 349 00:14:52,912 --> 00:14:55,960 I mean, I'm married. And the carbs. 350 00:14:56,043 --> 00:14:59,130 Well, Tobias, sometimes life is about making difficult... 351 00:14:59,214 --> 00:15:01,091 Sandwiches. I know. 352 00:15:01,174 --> 00:15:02,343 You read my mind. 353 00:15:02,426 --> 00:15:04,262 Oh, God, here she is. 354 00:15:06,015 --> 00:15:07,393 Next to that guy? 355 00:15:07,475 --> 00:15:08,979 What guy? 356 00:15:09,146 --> 00:15:10,481 That guy. 357 00:15:10,813 --> 00:15:12,400 No, that's her. 358 00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:15,697 - Him? - That's a girl. 359 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:18,783 I think the name Michael is making you look for a man. 360 00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:20,161 Think I'm looking at a man. 361 00:15:20,245 --> 00:15:21,579 - Michael. - Yes? 362 00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:23,999 - Yes? - No, I meant girl-Michael. 363 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,710 I'm gonna leave you two alone. 364 00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,965 So nice to meet you, girl-Michael. 365 00:15:28,048 --> 00:15:29,633 What? Yes? 366 00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:30,842 Hi, Nellie. 367 00:15:30,925 --> 00:15:33,596 I was thinking that we could meet down here. 368 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,852 Actually, I think I'm gonna come up. 369 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,601 I really need to see you. 370 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,105 Yeah, I really want to see you, too. 371 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,482 There's something we need to talk about. 372 00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:42,444 I've always been mildly attracted to you. 373 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,111 - What? - Well, let's face it. 374 00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:46,323 There's no denying that there's a heat between us. 375 00:15:46,407 --> 00:15:47,869 I deny it. I'd like to deny that. 376 00:15:47,952 --> 00:15:50,370 I know you feel it, too, this burning desire. 377 00:15:50,454 --> 00:15:51,705 I don't feel anything. 378 00:15:51,788 --> 00:15:54,044 I feel a burning mutual respect. 379 00:15:54,128 --> 00:15:57,338 I've got an outfit that's gonna turn that respect into something fun. 380 00:15:57,422 --> 00:15:58,925 Respect is fun, Nellie. 381 00:15:59,009 --> 00:16:01,471 You know, you're gonna want respect when you hear what I... 382 00:16:01,554 --> 00:16:02,639 Where is the light? 383 00:16:02,721 --> 00:16:04,642 - Don't touch that light! - What? 384 00:16:04,724 --> 00:16:08,064 This is what happens when you steal from Frank's stable without paying. 385 00:16:08,147 --> 00:16:10,524 You wanna be her pimp, you gotta settle up with me. 386 00:16:10,608 --> 00:16:12,694 Pimp? You mean that she's a... 387 00:16:12,779 --> 00:16:15,282 Lady of the evening. Working girl. 388 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,326 She turns illusions for money. 389 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,748 And that's when Michael recognised the voice. 390 00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:21,124 - Tricks. - Wait a minute. 391 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:22,333 Don't you do it! 392 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,378 Ain't nobody gonna see what Frank looks like! 393 00:16:24,462 --> 00:16:26,590 Franklin is Frank? 394 00:16:32,516 --> 00:16:35,519 Michael had just discovered that his brother was the pimp 395 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,606 for the woman he thought was his sister. 396 00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:40,194 What the hell is going on? Nellie is not a prostitute. 397 00:16:40,277 --> 00:16:41,488 Of course she is. 398 00:16:41,571 --> 00:16:43,073 But I can see what the misunderstanding is. 399 00:16:43,156 --> 00:16:44,282 You didn't know. 400 00:16:44,366 --> 00:16:46,078 Maybe we can give him a family discount! 401 00:16:46,161 --> 00:16:47,329 Family discount is right, Gob. 402 00:16:47,412 --> 00:16:49,331 This is the sister that I've been talking about. 403 00:16:49,414 --> 00:16:52,043 Maybe I should've been getting a family rate. 404 00:16:52,168 --> 00:16:54,297 - Oh, my God! - How do you know her? 405 00:16:54,674 --> 00:16:57,050 - Met up with her after a show. - And you did things with her? 406 00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:58,303 He didn't. 407 00:16:58,387 --> 00:16:59,471 I did. 408 00:16:59,555 --> 00:17:02,181 Well, if you consider crying like a girl doing something. 409 00:17:02,266 --> 00:17:04,728 I just want my brother to respect me, you know? 410 00:17:04,812 --> 00:17:06,816 I mean, I don't even have a job. 411 00:17:06,899 --> 00:17:09,360 Look, I could use a man's voice on the phone. 412 00:17:09,444 --> 00:17:11,406 And I like your little puppet show. 413 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:14,660 Ain't so little when I take my pants off, lady. 414 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,747 I mean, obviously I'd take some of the cry out of that. 415 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,251 But I am not a pimp, Michael. 416 00:17:20,334 --> 00:17:24,132 She needed protection, so I make some threats, I wear this hat, 417 00:17:24,257 --> 00:17:26,218 and I collect my 10%. 418 00:17:26,386 --> 00:17:29,974 Yeah, that's a pimp. And our sister is a prostitute. 419 00:17:30,057 --> 00:17:32,311 - I'm your sister? - I think so. 420 00:17:32,394 --> 00:17:33,936 I found you in my dad's computer. 421 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,814 And I thought that maybe he was embezzling money 422 00:17:35,897 --> 00:17:37,358 and taking advantage of you, 423 00:17:37,443 --> 00:17:39,697 and that's why I hired you to do your work at the office. 424 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:41,113 Oh, my God. 425 00:17:41,196 --> 00:17:43,286 Wait a minute, what kind of work did you do? 426 00:17:43,369 --> 00:17:45,830 No wonder they were so happy. 427 00:17:45,956 --> 00:17:47,623 I'm so embarrassed. 428 00:17:47,707 --> 00:17:49,543 Nellie, hang on a second. 429 00:17:49,626 --> 00:17:52,172 You know, Gob, this might be that sign from God 430 00:17:52,255 --> 00:17:54,759 that you should change your ways. 431 00:17:54,884 --> 00:17:56,845 No, I think that's going to be something big. 432 00:17:56,929 --> 00:18:00,225 Downstairs, meanwhile, Lindsay arrived at the bar for her date. 433 00:18:00,309 --> 00:18:02,687 Michael. Oh, my God, my husband. 434 00:18:02,772 --> 00:18:04,107 Oh, my God, my wife. 435 00:18:04,191 --> 00:18:05,609 Are you two here for each other? 436 00:18:05,692 --> 00:18:07,109 Is that what you were doing? 437 00:18:07,192 --> 00:18:09,030 - How dare you! - How dare you! 438 00:18:09,113 --> 00:18:10,991 - And with another woman! - With another man! 439 00:18:11,075 --> 00:18:13,536 Wait, wait. You didn't plan this together? 440 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,915 I just assumed you wanted a Holy Trinity. 441 00:18:15,998 --> 00:18:18,587 Absolutely not. We're a happily married couple. 442 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:21,757 Yes, who happen to be very much in love with each other. 443 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,470 Well, you're still gonna have to pay Frank. 444 00:18:25,679 --> 00:18:27,098 Michael confronted his father. 445 00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:28,683 I know who N. Bluth is. 446 00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:31,104 It is Nellie, and I found her. 447 00:18:32,107 --> 00:18:34,316 That's your sissy cousin Larry. 448 00:18:34,399 --> 00:18:36,862 Even then we knew. That's why we called him Nellie. 449 00:18:36,946 --> 00:18:38,574 Do you not know that expression, Michael? 450 00:18:38,658 --> 00:18:39,866 I thought we were on the same page here. 451 00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:42,120 It's a nice try, Pop, but in your old computer, I found a Nellie. 452 00:18:42,203 --> 00:18:44,289 You're trying to tell me that that is not my sister? 453 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,040 Yes. It's perfectly innocent. 454 00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:47,920 She's my prostitute. 455 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,213 I'm a red-blooded man. 456 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,175 I have certain needs that your mom can't satisfy. 457 00:18:51,717 --> 00:18:53,427 But sex wasn't one of them. 458 00:18:53,512 --> 00:18:56,473 I just want my brother to envy my money. 459 00:18:57,518 --> 00:18:59,226 But he's got that hair. 460 00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:03,318 Why can't I have hair and money, and him nothing? 461 00:19:04,485 --> 00:19:06,780 She's not my sister. I let her into the company. 462 00:19:06,863 --> 00:19:09,326 You didn't give her access to the cash, did you? 463 00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:10,495 She said she liked me. 464 00:19:10,579 --> 00:19:13,415 She's a prostitute. That's her job. 465 00:19:13,498 --> 00:19:15,794 Oh, no, the N. Bluth account. 466 00:19:16,295 --> 00:19:18,839 What? The N. Bluth account? That is your account? 467 00:19:18,923 --> 00:19:20,048 Maybe. 468 00:19:20,132 --> 00:19:24,224 But it's only embezzlement if you spend it outside the company. 469 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,184 It's gone. It's empty. She got to it. 470 00:19:27,269 --> 00:19:29,564 - Well, there goes the company. - Okay, now, hold on, now. 471 00:19:29,647 --> 00:19:34,070 Let's not panic, because I know someone who can find her. 472 00:19:34,154 --> 00:19:36,949 - His name is Frank. - That's Gob's puppet. 473 00:19:37,368 --> 00:19:39,244 I'm going to prison. 474 00:19:39,828 --> 00:19:42,334 You haven't heard from Oscar lately, have you? 475 00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:43,752 - No. - Okay. 476 00:19:44,042 --> 00:19:47,716 And the next day Michael returned to the office to tell the employees 477 00:19:47,798 --> 00:19:49,676 that Black Friday had indeed arrived. 478 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:50,886 - Hey, Ted. - Yeah. 479 00:19:50,969 --> 00:19:52,095 What's going on? 480 00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:54,474 Nellie got all of us our cheques, and these great new computers. 481 00:19:54,557 --> 00:19:55,852 - And if you think... - Excuse me. 482 00:19:55,935 --> 00:19:57,018 Nellie, you did this? 483 00:19:57,101 --> 00:19:58,814 I took it out of the N. Bluth account. 484 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:02,027 If you spend it within the company, it gives the prosecutors nothing. 485 00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:05,114 Also, it was the only way to get myself the $10,000 that you owed me. 486 00:20:05,198 --> 00:20:06,282 $10,000? 487 00:20:06,366 --> 00:20:07,911 What did you do with these guys exactly? 488 00:20:07,994 --> 00:20:11,749 They mostly just cried. You've got a real morale problem here. 489 00:20:11,832 --> 00:20:13,210 You cried? 490 00:20:13,628 --> 00:20:15,923 Listen, I thought that you were going to... 491 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,758 - Steal it? - Yes. 492 00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,927 But I might be your sister, remember? 493 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:23,641 Well, the fact that you didn't steal it might actually be proof that you're not. 494 00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:26,854 Even if we're not related, I think I would like for you to work here. 495 00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:29,983 You're very, very good at it, and what you do for a job 496 00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:32,656 is not really a great way to make a living, you know? 497 00:20:32,738 --> 00:20:34,659 I make $300,000 a year. 498 00:20:34,783 --> 00:20:36,117 Marry me! 499 00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:38,371 That's weird on so many levels. 500 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:43,003 Gob has a religious conversion. 501 00:20:43,087 --> 00:20:45,549 I've seen a sign, and I want to make this work. 502 00:20:45,632 --> 00:20:48,804 A committed relationship that actually means something. 503 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,854 How about you? You want to do just the two of us? 504 00:20:55,062 --> 00:20:58,942 And Buster's fake coma is put to its greatest test. 505 00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:04,993 Don't you die on me. Don't you die on me. 506 00:21:05,076 --> 00:21:06,203 Oh, my. 507 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:45,385 English