1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,244 It's Arrested Development. 2 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,625 Michael was preparing his sister for her upcoming deposition 3 00:00:10,708 --> 00:00:12,335 in the case against their father. 4 00:00:12,418 --> 00:00:16,382 If they say, "Did you know of any financial improprieties?" You'll... 5 00:00:16,465 --> 00:00:19,635 Unbutton my shirt a bit and give him this look. 6 00:00:19,885 --> 00:00:21,470 Not really sure what you're going for there. 7 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:24,432 - Yeah. I'm sorry, I drank a lot last night. - Yeah. Why were you drinking? 8 00:00:24,516 --> 00:00:28,895 If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night, 9 00:00:29,187 --> 00:00:30,982 it's because I almost did. 10 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:32,441 That's why. 11 00:00:32,525 --> 00:00:35,319 But Tobias had a low tolerance for alcohol. 12 00:00:35,695 --> 00:00:37,573 You look very... 13 00:00:38,907 --> 00:00:40,534 And so, you just finished off the bottle? 14 00:00:40,617 --> 00:00:43,704 Well, I had to, it's vodka. You know, it goes bad once it's opened. 15 00:00:43,787 --> 00:00:45,415 I think that's another one of Mom's little fibs. 16 00:00:45,498 --> 00:00:48,376 You know, like, "I'll sacrifice anything for my children." 17 00:00:48,459 --> 00:00:52,006 Speaking of Mom, she really doesn't want me to do this deposition. 18 00:00:52,089 --> 00:00:54,091 Well, you have to, Lindsay. Sorry, you've been subpoenaed. 19 00:00:54,174 --> 00:00:56,468 I'm afraid I might not be able to be deposed, either. 20 00:00:56,552 --> 00:00:57,887 I got a call, out of the blue, 21 00:00:57,970 --> 00:01:02,475 for a chance to play a very important part in The Prosecution. 22 00:01:02,976 --> 00:01:04,352 The prosecution called you? 23 00:01:04,436 --> 00:01:07,023 I assume it's a CBS procedural. Although, they didn't send sides, 24 00:01:07,106 --> 00:01:08,482 so I thought I'd trot out 25 00:01:08,566 --> 00:01:10,318 a Vagina Monologue or something else I know. 26 00:01:10,401 --> 00:01:12,236 And they did ask for old photos and documents, 27 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:14,823 so I went and got these out of the secret room. 28 00:01:14,907 --> 00:01:16,992 The prosecution is not a TV show. 29 00:01:17,075 --> 00:01:20,370 It's clearly somebody in the D.A.'s office trying to get you to flip. 30 00:01:20,454 --> 00:01:23,625 These guys will bend the law to enforce the law. 31 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:26,002 Tell me that's not a CBS franchise. 32 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:28,504 Serious, Tobias. Why else would they want all these documents? 33 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,341 Well, for set dressing, silly! 34 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,635 Those Hollywood shows are so incredibly detailed. 35 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:35,012 Well, you're gonna call them and tell them you're not interested. 36 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,263 We all have to be careful, okay? 37 00:01:36,347 --> 00:01:38,600 The prosecution's gonna be coming after all of us. 38 00:01:38,683 --> 00:01:40,185 Including me? 39 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:41,436 No, you don't have any secrets. 40 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:44,106 Oh, yeah. No, I know. 41 00:01:44,482 --> 00:01:48,194 Hey, speaking of that, it's actually her birthday soon. 42 00:01:48,277 --> 00:01:50,446 So I thought, we, we could all do something for her. 43 00:01:50,529 --> 00:01:52,616 - Who's birthday? - Maeby's. 44 00:01:54,326 --> 00:01:56,411 I was changing the subject. We've, no... Yeah. 45 00:01:56,495 --> 00:01:58,080 We weren't talking about Maeby. 46 00:01:58,163 --> 00:02:00,500 But she's been feeling kind of left out of the family lately 47 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:03,961 and I thought, maybe, we could throw her a surprise party, you know? 48 00:02:04,045 --> 00:02:06,047 Actually, he'd already told her about it. 49 00:02:06,130 --> 00:02:08,092 Well, I just poured Mom into bed. 50 00:02:08,175 --> 00:02:09,843 Would it kill her to let some vodka go bad? 51 00:02:09,927 --> 00:02:11,095 Oh, no. Vodka doesn't... 52 00:02:11,178 --> 00:02:13,973 You know, it's my birthday, in a week. And I bet you they don't even know. 53 00:02:14,057 --> 00:02:17,102 They forget every year. I should just move out. 54 00:02:17,185 --> 00:02:19,813 Well, but they're planning a surprise party for you. 55 00:02:19,896 --> 00:02:22,316 They wouldn't forget your 16th birthday. 56 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,069 - Oh, my gosh, our little girl's turning 14. - Wow. 57 00:02:25,152 --> 00:02:26,237 Sixteen, actually. 58 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,907 Well, I am off to buy the perfect present. 59 00:02:29,032 --> 00:02:31,076 Maybe she'd like a suit like this. 60 00:02:31,159 --> 00:02:32,661 That is her suit. 61 00:02:32,744 --> 00:02:34,538 They probably don't make it in a woman's, though. 62 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,624 They only make it in a woman's. 63 00:02:36,707 --> 00:02:38,042 Well, I'm off, my love. 64 00:02:38,126 --> 00:02:39,919 You see, sometimes shame can be fun. 65 00:02:40,002 --> 00:02:41,129 Shame? 66 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,882 Secrets. You said shame. 67 00:02:43,966 --> 00:02:45,676 He said shame. 68 00:02:47,302 --> 00:02:48,971 How does he know about her? 69 00:02:49,054 --> 00:02:51,140 Didn't he just say that Gob should be ashamed of himself? 70 00:02:51,223 --> 00:02:54,269 No, but give it a little while. Somebody will. What's all that for? 71 00:02:54,352 --> 00:02:55,854 It's for my out-of-town act. 72 00:02:55,937 --> 00:02:57,605 Out of town, Gob? 73 00:02:57,689 --> 00:02:59,859 You know, the prosecution is watching every move we make. 74 00:02:59,942 --> 00:03:01,735 Michael, I'm just going to Iraq. 75 00:03:01,819 --> 00:03:03,195 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am. 76 00:03:03,279 --> 00:03:05,573 No, you're not. Dad is up on treason charges 77 00:03:05,656 --> 00:03:07,701 - for building homes in Iraq. - It's a USO tour. 78 00:03:07,784 --> 00:03:09,035 - You're not going. - Yes, I am. 79 00:03:09,119 --> 00:03:10,370 And I'm doing my whole Christian magic act 80 00:03:10,453 --> 00:03:12,080 that my religion girlfriend helped me work out. 81 00:03:12,164 --> 00:03:14,584 I dress up like Jesus, walk on water, which you've seen. 82 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:17,503 - I'm gonna do the wine into water. - It's water into wine. 83 00:03:17,587 --> 00:03:19,797 Well, then I just emptied out all your wine bottles 84 00:03:19,881 --> 00:03:21,508 and filled them with fake stuff for nothing. 85 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:24,553 Great. How am I supposed to have sex with my husband now? 86 00:03:24,636 --> 00:03:27,639 Gob, we got the depositions, okay? You're not going to Iraq. 87 00:03:27,723 --> 00:03:29,684 You're just jealous that I am the son 88 00:03:29,767 --> 00:03:33,188 that the father has asked to do his work in the Holy Land. 89 00:03:33,271 --> 00:03:34,981 So Dad is behind this. 90 00:03:35,064 --> 00:03:37,151 He won't bump me up to business class. 91 00:03:37,234 --> 00:03:41,197 Later that day, Tobias met with the prosecutor, Wayne Jarvis. 92 00:03:41,572 --> 00:03:43,324 A flower in my garden. 93 00:03:43,407 --> 00:03:45,785 A mystery in my panties. 94 00:03:45,869 --> 00:03:48,455 Again, this is not an audition for a CBS show. 95 00:03:48,538 --> 00:03:50,874 I was just looking for some feedback. 96 00:03:50,957 --> 00:03:52,752 It was a little contrived. 97 00:03:52,877 --> 00:03:55,004 Now, we think we can offer you a good deal 98 00:03:55,087 --> 00:03:58,174 if you provide evidence that puts George Bluth behind bars. 99 00:03:58,257 --> 00:04:00,052 Well, I'll tell you what else is contrived.? 100 00:04:00,135 --> 00:04:01,887 The odds that I would turn on my family 101 00:04:01,970 --> 00:04:03,597 for somebody who is not only trying to hurt them, 102 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:06,142 but who wouldn't know good acting if it marched through that door 103 00:04:06,225 --> 00:04:08,895 and gave them headshots and decorative soaps. 104 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,856 And as Tobias waited for the elevator, 105 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:14,109 he noticed an interesting flyer 106 00:04:14,193 --> 00:04:18,489 promising the perfect gift for the daughter who didn't feel part of the family. 107 00:04:18,572 --> 00:04:21,743 - He took the bait. - He's a classic scrapbooker. 108 00:04:22,077 --> 00:04:24,287 Right down to the woman's suit. 109 00:04:24,454 --> 00:04:27,958 And Michael went to confront his father about Gob's trip to Iraq. 110 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:30,503 Pop, everyone knows that you built homes for Saddam Hussein. 111 00:04:30,586 --> 00:04:31,671 Please tell me what's going on. 112 00:04:31,754 --> 00:04:34,465 For the millionth time, I was a patsy. 113 00:04:34,548 --> 00:04:38,261 I gotta find a loophole to get out of this, but Buster took coma 114 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:40,555 and your mother took rehab. 115 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:43,058 Hey, you're going to rehab again? 116 00:04:43,141 --> 00:04:46,145 I'm bringing Lindsay. I'm worried about her. 117 00:04:46,229 --> 00:04:48,356 Did you get the corkscrew? 118 00:04:48,606 --> 00:04:50,650 So there's gonna be wine at the rehab? 119 00:04:50,733 --> 00:04:54,196 Well, wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit. 120 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:55,864 How do you come up with these? 121 00:04:55,948 --> 00:04:58,576 So, I guess I'll just meet with the prosecutor, ask for a postponement. 122 00:04:58,660 --> 00:05:00,078 But that means I'm gonna have to go on the record 123 00:05:00,161 --> 00:05:01,454 about why you two aren't there. 124 00:05:01,538 --> 00:05:03,707 And if you make a liar out of me, we're gonna be in big trouble. 125 00:05:03,790 --> 00:05:06,168 This constant bickering is gonna put me in a coma! 126 00:05:06,252 --> 00:05:07,336 Nice try, Dad. 127 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:08,713 But Buster was finding... 128 00:05:08,796 --> 00:05:09,880 My brave little man. 129 00:05:09,964 --> 00:05:11,048 ... his fake coma hard to sustain. 130 00:05:11,132 --> 00:05:14,428 It takes a lot of courage to endure what they put you through. 131 00:05:14,511 --> 00:05:17,139 Especially since your mother saw that website. 132 00:05:17,222 --> 00:05:21,686 Buster was not only providing medical students a live body to learn on... 133 00:05:21,769 --> 00:05:22,979 That's okay. Try again. 134 00:05:23,062 --> 00:05:25,857 No, that's a tendon. He'd be screaming right now. 135 00:05:25,940 --> 00:05:27,525 It's okay, try again. 136 00:05:27,942 --> 00:05:31,822 ... he'd also served as a human canvas for aspiring beauticians. 137 00:05:31,905 --> 00:05:35,785 That's okay. You put too much collagen in there. No, no. Try again. 138 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:39,080 And a much-needed set of teeth for a dental programme 139 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:41,291 designed to encourage at-risk youth. 140 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:43,878 That's okay, Turf. No, try again. 141 00:05:44,753 --> 00:05:47,965 You've got your forearm right on his windpipe there, Dogbone. 142 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,677 It really was amazing for their self-esteem. 143 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:51,970 I did it. 144 00:05:52,345 --> 00:05:54,347 Even Buster was moved. 145 00:05:54,431 --> 00:05:56,933 But he endured it all for Adelaide. 146 00:05:57,017 --> 00:05:58,728 I love you, Buster. 147 00:05:58,811 --> 00:06:02,148 Oh, what I would?give to hear you say you love me, too. 148 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:05,276 Even if it meant you'd been faking this whole time. 149 00:06:05,359 --> 00:06:08,322 Speak to me. Say anything, my love. 150 00:06:09,406 --> 00:06:10,574 Anything? 151 00:06:11,492 --> 00:06:12,576 Faker! 152 00:06:12,659 --> 00:06:14,162 No, I wasn't faking my love for you. 153 00:06:14,245 --> 00:06:16,498 I just didn't want to testify at my dad's trial. 154 00:06:16,581 --> 00:06:18,041 - Well, you're a coward! - No! 155 00:06:18,124 --> 00:06:21,170 Adelaide, how could you let this happen again? 156 00:06:21,712 --> 00:06:24,924 I wish you'd come to. Or don't you care about me? 157 00:06:25,007 --> 00:06:27,176 Of course I care about you. 158 00:06:27,551 --> 00:06:28,637 You faker! 159 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,847 How could I let this happen to me again? 160 00:06:30,972 --> 00:06:34,226 Take a single step to show me your love, Gary. 161 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:36,812 Faker! 162 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,522 She was wrong on that one. 163 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:41,150 It was love that made Gary take that step. 164 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,112 Whoever said vegetables were good for your heart? 165 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:46,198 No, no, no, no. 166 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:50,327 Of course, he hadn't used his legs in three weeks. 167 00:06:50,745 --> 00:06:52,497 And Michael met with Wayne Jarvis. 168 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:55,333 I apologise for the rest of my family not being here. 169 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:58,671 They wanted to testify but they all have perfectly legal excuses. 170 00:06:58,754 --> 00:07:01,215 And I can assure you that no one is hiding. 171 00:07:01,298 --> 00:07:04,802 Michael, your mother and your sister are not in a rehab centre. 172 00:07:04,885 --> 00:07:06,805 - Where are they really? - We don't know. 173 00:07:06,888 --> 00:07:09,808 But we do know the two people who checked into Shady Pines 174 00:07:09,891 --> 00:07:13,896 under the names Lucille Bluth and Lindsay Fünke are not your relatives. 175 00:07:13,980 --> 00:07:15,523 Also, for someone in a coma, 176 00:07:15,606 --> 00:07:18,609 your brother Buster has made an impressive 15 phone calls 177 00:07:18,693 --> 00:07:21,905 to radio stations alternately requesting I Will Survive and... 178 00:07:21,989 --> 00:07:24,491 - What was the other one? - She's Out of My Life. 179 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:25,993 She's Out of My Life. 180 00:07:26,076 --> 00:07:28,329 As for your brother Gob in the USO... 181 00:07:28,413 --> 00:07:31,040 - Don't tell me he's not in Iraq? - Oh, no, he's there. 182 00:07:31,124 --> 00:07:33,960 In fact, Michael, he's on the news. Right now. 183 00:07:35,754 --> 00:07:38,799 Are bees better at sniffing out drugs than dogs? 184 00:07:38,882 --> 00:07:41,176 I'm sure it's coming right up. They've been playing it all day. 185 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:43,847 And they deliver insulin right to my door. 186 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:46,391 I'm sure it's right after this series of ads. 187 00:07:46,474 --> 00:07:48,268 It's like every time you turn on the TV it's there. 188 00:07:48,351 --> 00:07:49,978 Why don't we just go online? 189 00:07:50,061 --> 00:07:52,023 Take it, cool your Japanese jets. This is just... 190 00:07:52,106 --> 00:07:53,733 - An insurgent in Iraq... - It's on! 191 00:07:53,816 --> 00:07:55,026 ... from Orange County, California. 192 00:07:55,109 --> 00:07:59,031 Why he's being held in jail, and why he won't be coming home anytime soon. 193 00:07:59,114 --> 00:08:03,744 And imagine the impact if that had come on right when we turned on the TV. 194 00:08:09,292 --> 00:08:12,671 Michael had been called to sign his brother out of the hospital. 195 00:08:12,755 --> 00:08:14,590 Buster, you can stop pretending to be in a coma. 196 00:08:14,673 --> 00:08:15,966 We heard your request on the way over. 197 00:08:16,049 --> 00:08:17,634 I'm not faking it, Michael. 198 00:08:17,718 --> 00:08:19,470 I really am this expressionless. 199 00:08:19,553 --> 00:08:21,431 My love thinks I'm a coward, 200 00:08:21,514 --> 00:08:23,725 and just because I was using precious hospital resources 201 00:08:23,808 --> 00:08:25,393 to avoid my legal obligation. 202 00:08:25,477 --> 00:08:27,061 - That does say coward. - Yeah. 203 00:08:27,145 --> 00:08:28,397 We've got bigger problems. 204 00:08:28,481 --> 00:08:30,733 - Gob is locked in a prison in Iraq. - What? 205 00:08:30,816 --> 00:08:32,651 So he's actually in an Iraqi prison? 206 00:08:32,735 --> 00:08:34,361 No, no. It's US run. 207 00:08:34,445 --> 00:08:36,323 God knows what they're doing to him. 208 00:08:36,406 --> 00:08:38,325 Mom and Lindsay are pretending to be in rehab, 209 00:08:38,408 --> 00:08:42,663 I can't get a hold of Dad, and I have to fly to Iraq myself to get Gob. 210 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,415 Do you have to go by yourself? 211 00:08:44,499 --> 00:08:46,292 Let me go with you. 212 00:08:46,417 --> 00:08:48,336 I was trained by Army. 213 00:08:48,669 --> 00:08:50,088 I speak the language. 214 00:08:50,172 --> 00:08:51,840 You speak Arabic? 215 00:08:52,090 --> 00:08:53,175 What's that mean? 216 00:08:53,258 --> 00:08:54,801 I was just clearing my throat. 217 00:08:54,885 --> 00:08:56,845 But I think it actually does mean laundry. 218 00:08:56,929 --> 00:08:59,682 But like a child's laundry. We don't really have a word for it. 219 00:08:59,766 --> 00:09:03,811 But this is exactly what I need, to prove to my love that I am a hero, 220 00:09:03,895 --> 00:09:05,022 not a coward! 221 00:09:05,105 --> 00:09:07,650 And, I have my uniform here. Mother brought it for the photo shoot. 222 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:12,029 But would you be back in time for Maeby's surprise party? 223 00:09:12,112 --> 00:09:14,449 Probably not. We'll do something when I get back, okay? 224 00:09:14,533 --> 00:09:16,326 Now, why don't you go ahead and drive the staircar home 225 00:09:16,409 --> 00:09:17,994 and Buster and I will leave from here. 226 00:09:18,078 --> 00:09:21,249 - Well, be careful. - Hey, who's tougher than us? 227 00:09:25,044 --> 00:09:26,420 Close one. 228 00:09:28,799 --> 00:09:30,717 The depositions had been delayed, 229 00:09:30,801 --> 00:09:34,471 but the prosecution was about to get a Lord & Taylor bag full of evidence. 230 00:09:34,847 --> 00:09:37,892 We supply the glitter, glue, the crepe paper, 231 00:09:37,976 --> 00:09:41,896 and the ready-made template pages for you to decorate and fill out with 232 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:43,607 my favourite birthday, 233 00:09:44,108 --> 00:09:45,818 foreign bank statements, 234 00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:49,655 and of course, family secrets. 235 00:09:49,738 --> 00:09:53,326 The scrapbooking sting had helped the D.A. gather evidence against people 236 00:09:53,410 --> 00:09:55,453 as diverse as Ken Lay, 237 00:09:58,291 --> 00:09:59,333 Oliver North. 238 00:10:00,543 --> 00:10:03,212 But, ironically, not Martha Stewart. 239 00:10:03,296 --> 00:10:05,549 So, dig up whatever you can 240 00:10:05,799 --> 00:10:09,553 and, remember, photocopies are not admissible as memories. 241 00:10:09,636 --> 00:10:13,266 Sir, I'm gonna have to go to our old family storage unit in Reseda. 242 00:10:13,349 --> 00:10:16,644 No problem. We can arrange for a helicopter to take you there right now. 243 00:10:16,728 --> 00:10:20,566 Wow! This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! 244 00:10:20,649 --> 00:10:23,986 Meanwhile, Lindsay and Lucille were at a spa in ?he desert 245 00:10:24,069 --> 00:10:26,822 avoiding both rehab and their depositions. 246 00:10:26,905 --> 00:10:30,327 Four saunas, three steam baths, Olympic-sized pool, 247 00:10:30,410 --> 00:10:32,912 and you're telling me there's no alcohol? 248 00:10:32,996 --> 00:10:35,666 What the hell are we supposed to do for two days? 249 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:38,252 I could take the top off this grape juice and maybe by morning... 250 00:10:38,335 --> 00:10:42,090 Oh, for God's sake, Lindsay, grow up! You're 40 years old. 251 00:10:42,299 --> 00:10:43,425 Thirty-five. 252 00:10:43,508 --> 00:10:45,427 Well, maybe this'll be nice. 253 00:10:45,677 --> 00:10:48,930 We can talk and connect a little. 254 00:10:52,143 --> 00:10:55,271 - I must have a Xanax. - I'll go score some weed from the staff. 255 00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:58,233 And Michael and Buster check out of the hospital. 256 00:10:58,317 --> 00:11:00,402 I can't believe they wouldn't even give me a wheelchair ride. 257 00:11:00,486 --> 00:11:03,280 You're gonna be sitting on a plane for 18 hours to Iraq. 258 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,575 Yeah, I should definitely get one for the airport. 259 00:11:05,658 --> 00:11:07,535 - You're going to Iraq? - Yes. 260 00:11:07,619 --> 00:11:09,746 I'm going to save my brother. 261 00:11:09,829 --> 00:11:11,831 Oh, so you are brave after all. 262 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,835 Fighting for your brother. 263 00:11:14,919 --> 00:11:17,505 Oh, Buster. You're such a... 264 00:11:17,588 --> 00:11:19,048 That means she likes you. 265 00:11:19,131 --> 00:11:22,969 It's more than like. I'd give anything to have you stay here. 266 00:11:23,053 --> 00:11:25,639 Well, then I will stay here. I was scared to go anyway. 267 00:11:25,722 --> 00:11:26,848 Faker! 268 00:11:26,933 --> 00:11:28,392 I knew you were no good. 269 00:11:28,476 --> 00:11:30,728 Then I shall go, to forget you! 270 00:11:30,937 --> 00:11:33,397 - Oh, Buster don't go. - I don't want to go. 271 00:11:33,481 --> 00:11:36,693 I'm gonna save everybody a lot of trouble and say that we are going. He is going. 272 00:11:36,777 --> 00:11:39,154 - Come on. Here we go. - When I miss your lips, 273 00:11:39,238 --> 00:11:41,908 I'll put a fig in my mouth and think of you. 274 00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:46,579 - They have figs over there, right? - I'll wait for you. 275 00:11:47,789 --> 00:11:48,873 What's this? 276 00:11:48,957 --> 00:11:52,169 Cab driver said that he went into a coma as soon as they pulled up to the hospital. 277 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,672 What a brave man. 278 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:59,427 And soon, the Bluth boys found themselves in a strange land. 279 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:07,687 What did he say? Where are we? 280 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,397 He said he's taking the surface streets to LAX 281 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,276 because the freeway's backed up all the way to Knott's Berry Farm. 282 00:12:12,359 --> 00:12:15,404 George Michael, meanwhile, got ahold of Maeby's address book 283 00:12:15,487 --> 00:12:19,200 to invite all her friends to her sweet 16. 284 00:12:19,284 --> 00:12:22,870 He did, however, decide against some guests he found threatening. 285 00:12:22,954 --> 00:12:25,456 I don't think Steve Holt has to come to this, so... 286 00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:27,876 And yet, he did invite Mickey Rourke. 287 00:12:29,086 --> 00:12:31,046 And, the guys finally did get to Iraq. 288 00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:33,382 But Buster's Arabic was a little rusty. 289 00:12:33,465 --> 00:12:37,846 And instead of a cab, he hired them the only rickshaw in Baghdad. 290 00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:40,432 Are you ready for Operation Hot Brother? 291 00:12:40,515 --> 00:12:41,934 I'm not ready to call it that. 292 00:01:00,018 --> 00:12:45,855 And they arrived at the prison the Americans were training Iraqis to run. 293 00:12:45,938 --> 00:12:47,898 No. What'd you forget? 294 00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:50,444 Walk them through the... 295 00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:52,487 - The what? - The metal detector. 296 00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:54,364 That's okay. Try again. 297 00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:56,618 - My God, you came! - Okay, okay. 298 00:12:56,701 --> 00:12:59,245 - I've missed you, Michael. - All right. 299 00:13:00,038 --> 00:13:03,291 - Or should I say Robot? - What, 'cause I'm not crying? 300 00:13:03,374 --> 00:13:05,669 Maybe you don't have enough RAM to understand this, Michael, 301 00:13:05,753 --> 00:13:08,672 but there's such a thing as brotherly love. 302 00:13:08,756 --> 00:13:10,591 What's he doing here? I thought he was in a coma. 303 00:13:10,674 --> 00:13:12,510 I was trying to prove to this nurse that I'm brave. 304 00:13:12,594 --> 00:13:15,638 I need to get a picture of me with the insurgent. I can send it on my phone. 305 00:13:15,722 --> 00:13:17,474 Why were you arrested by the Americans? 306 00:13:17,557 --> 00:13:19,435 I was just doing a little off-mission street magic. 307 00:13:19,518 --> 00:13:20,686 Trying to make a few dinars. 308 00:13:20,770 --> 00:13:24,815 And that is why Jesus was often referred to as 309 00:13:24,899 --> 00:13:27,778 the King of Kings. 310 00:13:29,071 --> 00:13:30,155 Queens. 311 00:13:30,238 --> 00:13:31,573 The King of Queens! 312 00:13:31,656 --> 00:13:33,241 And now I would like you to behold 313 00:13:33,325 --> 00:13:35,745 one of the late, great Jesus' biggest illusions. 314 00:13:35,828 --> 00:13:37,330 The burning bush. 315 00:13:37,413 --> 00:13:39,165 Bush! Burn Bush? 316 00:13:39,749 --> 00:13:42,169 Burn Bush! Burn Bush! Burn Bush! 317 00:13:42,252 --> 00:13:44,088 Soon the security forces arrived, 318 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:48,467 to suppress what appeared to be an anti-American demonstration. 319 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:50,345 Burn Bush! Burn Bush! Burn Bush! 320 00:13:50,428 --> 00:13:52,972 That's okay. Use your foot. 321 00:13:53,056 --> 00:13:55,558 The thigh bruises. What does it? Try again. 322 00:13:55,892 --> 00:13:57,728 So you weren't doing anything for Dad? 323 00:13:57,812 --> 00:14:00,439 Well, Dad, I mean, he had said if I happened to be in the neighbourhood 324 00:14:00,523 --> 00:14:03,442 of Sadr City and Mamoon, would I mind torching a couple of model homes? 325 00:14:03,526 --> 00:14:05,153 But, you know, Dad's just trying to keep information 326 00:14:05,237 --> 00:14:06,571 out of the hands of the Iraqis. 327 00:14:06,655 --> 00:14:08,698 I have a feeling he was trying to keep information 328 00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:10,200 out of the hands of the federal marshals. 329 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,787 Well, I'm gonna go collect my things and say my goodbyes. 330 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:14,288 - You guys check me out of here. - Gob. 331 00:14:14,372 --> 00:14:16,749 You're an enemy combatant. It's not gonna be that easy. 332 00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:21,338 I mean, I'll talk to them, but you might wanna prepare for a long stay. 333 00:14:27,804 --> 00:14:29,806 Oh, shoot. I forgot to say goodbye to Yusef. 334 00:14:29,889 --> 00:14:33,434 That was a lot easier than I expected. Almost too easy. 335 00:14:33,518 --> 00:14:35,271 Hey, why aren't we going to the airport? 336 00:14:35,354 --> 00:14:37,815 Well, I wanna go check out this house Dad asked you to burn down. 337 00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:40,609 See what he's hiding. I think that's it, sir. 338 00:14:42,696 --> 00:14:44,114 Buster, this guy speaks English. 339 00:14:44,197 --> 00:14:45,866 No, I just swallowed a moth. 340 00:14:45,949 --> 00:14:47,659 Yeah, I'm sorry it took so long, 342 00:14:52,957 --> 00:14:55,167 Let's see what all the mystery is about, huh? 343 00:14:55,251 --> 00:14:57,212 And that's when Michael found someone 344 00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:00,090 the US government had been able to depose. 345 00:15:00,173 --> 00:15:01,300 Hello? 346 00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:04,804 Take my picture! Take my picture! 347 00:15:10,268 --> 00:15:13,689 Michael was in Iraq when he came across a familiar face. 348 00:15:13,772 --> 00:15:14,940 Are you... 349 00:15:15,024 --> 00:15:16,650 I am Saddam Hussein 350 00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:18,987 lookalike. 351 00:15:19,696 --> 00:15:20,864 Who are you? 352 00:15:20,947 --> 00:15:24,826 I'm Michael Bluth. These are my brothers, Buster and Gob Bluth. 353 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:27,455 Bluth? Is he here to fix the air-conditioning? 354 00:15:27,538 --> 00:15:30,207 Are you both Saddam Hussein lookalikes? 355 00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:31,375 Hardly. 356 00:15:31,459 --> 00:15:32,877 Invite them in. 357 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,923 I am behaving like an Uday lookalike. 358 00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:37,841 Come on in. Come on in, guys. 359 00:15:37,925 --> 00:15:41,220 Well, you know, I'd always heard that there were Saddam Hussein lookalikes. 360 00:15:41,304 --> 00:15:43,890 I guess I'm just a little surprised to see you all living here 361 00:15:43,973 --> 00:15:46,934 in one house that looks so similar to ours. 362 00:15:47,018 --> 00:15:49,146 Scar on that one dude's forehead's gotta be a problem. 363 00:15:49,229 --> 00:15:50,314 That's Achmed. 364 00:15:50,397 --> 00:15:54,360 Never stop watching the trial. We are all following it pretty closely. 365 00:15:54,443 --> 00:15:56,946 I understand. They put this guy away, you guys are out of a job, huh? 366 00:15:57,030 --> 00:16:00,408 Yes, and we wanted to keep the house for just one more season. 367 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:02,410 I have a baby on the way. 368 00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:05,956 I do a better Saddam than this guy. My Saddam would show his teeth. 369 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,958 Yes, to chew the scenery. 370 00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:10,628 And so, Michael decided the least he could do 371 00:16:10,711 --> 00:16:12,589 was take a look at the air-conditioning. 372 00:16:12,673 --> 00:16:16,343 But before he did, he decided to see if there was a secret room 373 00:16:16,426 --> 00:16:18,220 in this model home as well. 374 00:16:19,472 --> 00:16:22,725 And that's when Michael discovered the bombshell. 375 00:16:23,976 --> 00:16:25,061 Buster! 376 00:16:25,144 --> 00:16:27,314 And back at the American model home, 377 00:16:27,398 --> 00:16:30,609 none of the invitees had shown up for Maeby's party. 378 00:16:30,692 --> 00:16:32,194 Surprise! 379 00:16:32,277 --> 00:16:33,571 Yeah, that's what I figured. 380 00:16:33,655 --> 00:16:36,241 So, did you send one of these to everyone 381 00:16:36,324 --> 00:16:37,492 in my address book? 382 00:16:37,575 --> 00:16:39,786 Yeah, I'm really sorry they didn't come. I don't know what happened. 383 00:16:39,869 --> 00:16:42,164 I do. They found out I was 16. 384 00:16:42,248 --> 00:16:45,167 And a lot of us just didn't want to drive down to Orange County. 385 00:16:45,251 --> 00:16:48,213 - What're you talking about? - This cost me my job, George Michael. 386 00:16:48,296 --> 00:16:51,174 I was a studio executive. I made movies. 387 00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:53,593 Well, is that why you've been so stressed out all the time? 388 00:16:53,677 --> 00:16:54,761 Have I been? 389 00:16:54,845 --> 00:16:57,765 You know what? I'm a kid. I'm gonna start acting like one. 390 00:16:57,849 --> 00:17:00,601 - What, you're gonna dr?nk? - Do you wanna join me? 391 00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:02,645 Well, I guess, if you can run a studio. 392 00:17:02,728 --> 00:17:06,733 But they didn't know it was the fake wine from Gob's magic show. 393 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,944 - It's good. - And back in Iraq. 394 00:17:09,027 --> 00:17:11,781 - What is this? - Looks like a mid-range, nuclear warhead. 395 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:15,702 It has a range capacity of 4,000 to 5,000 nautical miles. 396 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,164 You got a pretty sophisticated knowledge of this technology. 397 00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:20,791 My God. It makes me wanna have an ice-cream cone. 398 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,418 Doesn't this make you wanna have an ice-cream cone? 399 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,003 It does make wanna have an ice-cream cone. 400 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,673 You'll have plenty of time for ice cream in prison. 401 00:17:26,756 --> 00:17:28,925 Ice-cream sandwiches. 402 00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:30,135 CIA undercover. 403 00:17:30,218 --> 00:17:33,848 CIA, of course. This explains why it was so easy to get you out of prison. 404 00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:38,060 I knew that if he got out, he would lead us right to whatever your dad was hiding. 405 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:41,231 They'd even created opportunities for this to happen. 406 00:17:41,315 --> 00:17:43,442 Get in the cell, stupid! 407 00:17:43,525 --> 00:17:46,612 You're the one who didn't even shut the door. 408 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,490 Come on! Yeah! Yeah! 409 00:17:49,574 --> 00:17:51,993 You guys can run this place without us. 410 00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:54,746 As soon as you stop dropping your keys! 411 00:17:54,829 --> 00:17:55,915 Come on! 412 00:17:55,998 --> 00:17:59,126 They'd even staged something called an honour marathon 413 00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:01,629 they thought he was sure to take advantage of. 414 00:18:01,712 --> 00:18:05,050 - Come on. - We've been looking for WMDs for years. 415 00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:06,676 WMDs? 416 00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:10,848 This thing is as fake as Achmed's moustache. See? 417 00:18:10,932 --> 00:18:12,725 Yeah, look, it's a HomeFill. 418 00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:16,395 It's the company that makes the fake stuff we fill the model homes with. 419 00:18:16,479 --> 00:18:17,563 What the hell? 420 00:18:17,647 --> 00:18:19,191 What is that, a recording device? 421 00:18:19,274 --> 00:18:20,442 Wait, this is our stuff. 422 00:18:20,525 --> 00:18:22,069 Okay, I gotta call this in. 423 00:18:22,152 --> 00:18:24,029 What's this? Buster. Please. 424 00:18:24,112 --> 00:18:25,406 Baker. 425 00:18:25,865 --> 00:18:29,369 No, it doesn't sound like CIA east. I'll check with CIA west. 426 00:18:29,535 --> 00:18:31,496 Did we bug a house in Mamoon? 427 00:18:33,165 --> 00:18:35,209 Yeah. We got some guy named George Bluth 428 00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:38,170 to build houses down there so we could wire them. 429 00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:40,340 Look, I'm like Uncle Buster. 430 00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:43,134 I'm sorry no one from the family came. 431 00:18:43,218 --> 00:18:45,679 You know, sometimes I wish I wasn't even part of the family. 432 00:18:45,762 --> 00:18:47,013 - Don't, no, no. - Yes. 433 00:18:47,097 --> 00:18:48,766 I never wanted to say this, 434 00:18:48,849 --> 00:18:52,144 but you might not even be related to us. 435 00:18:52,228 --> 00:18:53,354 No. 436 00:18:53,437 --> 00:18:54,563 'Cause Gangy once said to me, 437 00:18:54,647 --> 00:18:57,359 your mom might not have ever even been pregnant with you. 438 00:18:57,442 --> 00:18:59,695 Okay, now you're just saying that to make me feel better. 439 00:18:59,778 --> 00:19:02,072 No, I wouldn't. 440 00:19:03,491 --> 00:19:05,243 Everyone still loves you. 441 00:19:06,035 --> 00:00:00,453 Some more than others. 442 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,664 And perhaps it was the fake wine, 443 00:19:09,747 --> 00:19:14,002 but that was the night George Michael and Maeby went to second base. 444 00:19:16,296 --> 00:19:18,508 So, my dad was a patsy? 445 00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:21,928 We call them "unintentional operations victims". 446 00:19:22,011 --> 00:19:25,433 But, yes, we ran the whole operation through a British building company. 447 00:19:25,516 --> 00:19:27,184 And they contacted my dad for the plans. 448 00:19:27,268 --> 00:19:29,729 I can't believe it. After all of that, he wasn't lying. 449 00:19:29,812 --> 00:19:33,608 Look, we feel terrible. Because this is really our mistake. 450 00:19:33,692 --> 00:19:36,445 But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take you guys out. 451 00:19:36,528 --> 00:19:38,405 - Take us out? - What? 452 00:19:38,488 --> 00:19:40,031 Well, I can really go for some Italian. 453 00:19:40,116 --> 00:19:42,034 There is an Olive Garden in Mamoon. 454 00:19:42,118 --> 00:19:44,287 I think he means to shoot you in the head. 455 00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:47,666 But, please, at least let him look at the air-conditioning. 456 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,794 Sir, if you're worried about us talking, we will not say a word. 457 00:19:50,878 --> 00:19:52,796 Well, don't be mad, but I have been sending the pictures 458 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,506 from my cell phone to my friend. 459 00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:56,759 He does not know what he's saying. 460 00:19:57,302 --> 00:20:02,766 You have? Well, who knows who she sent them to? 461 00:20:05,644 --> 00:20:07,938 Yeah. Yeah, I get it. 462 00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:11,776 Looks like you are a hero, Buster. 463 00:20:11,943 --> 00:20:13,361 We both are. 464 00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:15,822 - Well. - Okay, it looks like you got us. 465 00:20:15,947 --> 00:20:18,493 What can the US government do for you? 466 00:20:18,576 --> 00:20:21,579 We're gonna need some business class tickets home. 467 00:20:21,662 --> 00:20:25,083 And direct flights. None of this stopping in Phoenix... 468 00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:26,793 And, more importantly, 469 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:29,838 maybe we can drop some of these treason charges against my father. 470 00:20:29,922 --> 00:20:33,635 And I do believe there was some mention of some ice cream. 471 00:20:34,177 --> 00:20:37,430 And so, with Operation Hot Brother a success, 472 00:20:37,514 --> 00:20:40,184 our American heroes left Iraq. 473 00:20:40,267 --> 00:20:43,479 Take Condoleezza Rice Lane! It's quicker. 474 00:20:43,562 --> 00:20:45,147 Mission accomplished. 475 00:20:49,236 --> 00:20:52,989 Tobias gives his daughter the gift he'd stayed up all night making. 476 00:20:53,073 --> 00:20:55,701 And here's a picture of your mother pregnant. 477 00:20:55,785 --> 00:20:59,747 And here's a whole series of your head starting to crown. Look at you. 478 00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:02,208 So full of wonder and shock. 479 00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:04,962 You still do it. And so does he. 480 00:21:05,879 --> 00:21:08,048 Boy, you guys really are related. 481 00:21:08,131 --> 00:21:10,885 And Michael and Gob make an interesting discovery. 482 00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:13,388 I'm telling you. You've got the wrong guy. 483 00:21:13,471 --> 00:21:15,598 The real Saddam has a scar on his head. 484 00:21:15,682 --> 00:21:18,936 - I'm no scar. I'm no scar. - Oh, my God. 485 00:21:19,019 --> 00:21:20,187 - Dot com. - Dot com. 486 00:21:58,272 --> 00:21:59,356 English