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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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It was May...
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It was May 4,
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and in the bayside town
of Newport Beach,
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the annual celebration
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known as Cinco de Cuatro
was underway.
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The holiday started as
a particularly vicious response
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by a young Lucille Bluth
to the Mexican holiday...
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- This still isn't made?
- ...of Cinco de Mayo.
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- No, no, it's not.
- Rosa, why is this still a mess?!
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She said it's, uh,
it's Cinco de Mayo.
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She's taking, uh, the day off.
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- She said that?
- Yeah.
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- She called it Cinco de Mayo?
- She did, yeah.
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Oh, why can't they
just call it May 5?
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This is what
I was talking about.
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It's all part
of the Mexican war on May 5.
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- War on May 5, I know, yeah. It is.
- It is.
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But even a skeptical George Sr.
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soon found himself feeling
similarly embattled.
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Where the are my socks?!
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Now it's not so funny, is it?
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No, not funny.
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We should start our own holiday.
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You see, the Hispanics
of Newport liked Cinco a lot,
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but high up on Coast Highway,
Lucille Bluth did not.
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Doesn't look like they'll be
done any time soon.
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And then Lucille had
a horrible thought,
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a thought that was thoughtless
and better to not.
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"What if," she thought
with a sneering grin...
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Next year what if the party
didn't even begin?
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And so began
a holiday on the eve
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- of the fifth of May...
- ♪ The cockroach... ♪
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...originally intended
to deplete the party supplies
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the Cinco de Mayo celebrants
were relying upon.
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Fill the bay with chorizo.
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- Chorizo dump!
- Over 30 years, however, it grew
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and was soon embraced
by the Hispanic community...
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You buy it, you break it!
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...for financial reasons...
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and as the celebrations peaked
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with a boat parade
called the Festival of Lights--
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another phrase
they wanted back--
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one man was about
to hit his lowest point.
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♪ On the sixth of May... ♪
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Happy Cuatro, happy Cuatro!
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Let's throw
some more taco shells.
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Olé!
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Sally, can I...?
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I need to speak
to Lucille 2, please.
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It's okay, Sally,
I'll talk to Michael.
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This is Lucille 2,
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a longtime patron
of the Bluth family.
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I'll be downstairs
kicking myself
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for not marrying you
so many years ago.
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Michael, do you have
something for me?
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Does bad news count?
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There's that Bluth wit.
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Oh, I love your family.
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She certainly
had demonstrated that
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with many of the men
in the family...
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Oh, stop it,
you're making me dizzy.
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...even having fallen
for a few,
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although some of that was
the vertigo she suffered from.
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But not all of it.
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- Dad?
- No, no.
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But seriously, she had gotten
intimate with Buster and Gob.
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I need that money I lent you.
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I am in the middle of a campaign
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and I am desperate
for the ad money.
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You're going to get it.
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I just need an extension.
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Why don't you go to your family?
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I don't need them.
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What I need is you.
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What are you suggesting?
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No.
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Okay, that was nasty.
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Aren't you sweet?
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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Don't tilt your head, okay?
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And that's
when Michael debased himself.
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What are you doing?
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I'm gonna have sex
with you for money.
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Later that night,
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after Michael did
something unthinkable,
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he was looking
for a place to hide
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and he returned
to a long neglected model home
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he believed to be empty.
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Thanks for coming
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so late, Maria, I know
that you won't be cleaning up
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tomorrow, and we did make
quite a mess of that bedroom.
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Michael.
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This is Michael's brother Gob.
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Neither had expected
to see each other
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after some recent
unpleasantness.
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I didn't expect
to be seeing you again
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after all the unpleasantness.
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I-I've, I've,
I've been out of control.
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Sorry.
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In fact, I-I just did something
that I-I don't,
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I don't, I don't know
why I did it.
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Do you want to talk about it?
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No, I do not,
I've said too much already.
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You cannot help me.
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Well, I wasn't hoping to help.
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I was hoping to rub it in
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because of all
the unpleasantness.
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- Got it. - Oh, damn it, I meant
to throw these in the chipper.
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God, I'm just not
into Cuatro this year.
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I was the one that was wrong,
not you,
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and besides, you could not
make me feel worse right now.
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Well, I'd be willing
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to let you have
your apology back
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if you give me
the chance to try.
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I mean, I'm gonna need
some specifics
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about the thing
that you're ashamed of.
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Otherwise I'll just be
taking general potshots.
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Bad example: if you were ashamed
of being in love with a man,
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suddenly discovered
these new feelings,
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then I might say something like,
"Homo much?"
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- It's not that.
- I said "Bad example."
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I went to go see Lucille 2
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and I just, I just--
I lost control.
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I did something
that I wish I could forget.
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You have got no idea how I feel.
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Well, if you're talking about
doing something embarrassing
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with a woman, then no, I don't.
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But he should have.
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It's almost
as if he found a way
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to simulate amnesia.
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Hey, I'm down
to my last Forget-Me-Now.
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In fact,
that is what he had done.
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Hey, remember me?
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Gob had always taken a pill
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he called a Forget-Me-Now
for that...
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- No más.
- ¿No más?
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...but was commonly known
as a roofie.
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There's only one left.
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How could that possibly be?
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Unless... John Beard Jr.
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I don't need to get into it.
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I came here because I thought
the house was empty,
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but I can go
somewhere else, okay?
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- Hey, listen, Michael, if you
want, we can split this. - No,
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I feel like this is something
that I shouldn't forget,
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okay, and believe me,
this is the last time
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I ever judge you for anything
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that you ever do.
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Oh,.
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Is that who you were with?
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I knew it, I always knew it.
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- Take this, Michael, forget, forget.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Put the mask back on.
Forget this, Michael.
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- Forget, forget, Michael.
- Gob.
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Forget, now is the time
to forget.
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Now you're forgetting.
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- Now you're forgetting.
- God.
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♪ It's so easy to forget... ♪
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♪ It's so easy to forget. ♪
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Stupid, forgetful Michael.
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Now, the story of a family
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whose future was abruptly
canceled and the one son
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who had no choice
but to keep himself together.
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It's Michael's...
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Six months
before the Forget-Me-Now,
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Michael had made good
on a long-standing threat
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to go to Phoenix,
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and even though the Phoenix
he went to was online,
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he still enjoyed
the full college experience
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by living in a dorm room
while doing so.
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George Michael, what is
my log-on password again?
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Unfortunately
it was his son's dorm room
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at the University of California
at Irvine.
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Dad, come on, what have we said
is the most important thing?
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I have tried "family."
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- It does not work for me.
- No, privacy.
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This is Michael's son
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George Michael-- a nice kid.
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Uh, no one should have
your password but you.
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I shouldn't even know it.
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- You've made that point.
- Have I?
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My point is, we have
no secrets from each other.
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We know everything there is
to know about each other.
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We're like twins.
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I don't see us as twins.
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Yeah? You name me one way
in which we're different.
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I think you tend to be better
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at feeling
like you belong places.
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Do I?
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I want you to start feeling
like you belong places.
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Look at that guy.
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He thinks he's a musician.
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You know, like,
you've got to start having
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a little bit better sense
of humor about yourself.
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Look at me.
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People say I don't age.
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You know, like,
"Hey, look at that guy.
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He's got the hair
of a teenager."
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And I say, "Take your best shot"
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because I think
that that's a good thing
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because I'm self-effacing.
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Hmm?
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I want you to be able
to do that.
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Well, it's hard
to be self-effacing
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when you're a perfect specimen
of rugged manlessness.
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Well, you can't hear this, but,
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but we're gonna work on it.
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That's why I'm living
in your dorm.
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Well, I thought
you were living here
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because you had
nowhere else to go.
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Yeah, and because of the fact
you had this big double room
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all to yourself
because of your name.
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The name George Michael
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did create confusion
in the campus housing office.
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This guy's name is actually
George Michael.
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No, it's two different guys.
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They're twins, ugly.
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We should sign them up
for Twin Club.
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And let's give them
the big handicap room.
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Yeah, you see,
that's the other thing, is that
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I kind of wanted to use
this time to almost kind of,
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you know, wean off
of the name George Michael.
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What?
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I don't know, you know,
you get older, you do
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a something search
of your own name...
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In George Michael's
case, you find this.
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It was in this men's room in--
get this-- Beverly Hills
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that singer George Michael
was arrested
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for soliciting sex
from an undercover cop.
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Well, it was your mother's idea
to call you George Michael,
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you know, and I think
it was just
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so that we didn't confuse you
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with your Uncle George or
your Grandfather George.
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- Right.
- I got it, let's call you Boy George.
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Singer Boy George
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in the news again today,
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this time for sexual assault
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in a men's public bathroom.
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Beatrix Hebberly-Sneed,
Wee BBC 2.
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You know, I think
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I'll, I'll just--
I'll stick with George Michael.
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I mean, at least
it was consensual.
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But I guess the, uh,
the bigger point
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I'm making is just that,
uh, it's hard to have
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any privacy
now that they've stuck me
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- with an actual roommate.
- Well, you know, listen,
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I'm all for kicking P-Hound out,
you know that.
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Well, you know, I didn't
really mean privacy from him.
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I know, I know, I know.
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You want your space from me?
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Um, look,
253
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listen, hey, hey,
look, look, listen.
254
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Listen, look it.
255
00:09:40,367 --> 00:09:43,161
Are you listening?
You want your space.
256
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I get it.
257
00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:47,916
I did not mean
to crowd you, pal.
258
00:09:47,958 --> 00:09:50,961
Listen, I thought that this was,
that this was fun, and,
259
00:09:51,002 --> 00:09:53,088
- and it is okay if you didn't
see it that way. - Oh, Dad.
260
00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:55,132
Buddy, it's not like
I don't have someplace to go.
261
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You know, I'll just go
right back to the model home.
262
00:09:57,342 --> 00:09:59,094
They don't have Internet there,
so I'll just put
263
00:09:59,136 --> 00:10:00,971
the law school on, on, on pause.
264
00:10:01,012 --> 00:10:02,597
It's not like the first time
that I've done that.
265
00:10:02,639 --> 00:10:04,641
You know, last time I did that,
you were born. You know what?
266
00:10:04,683 --> 00:10:06,309
Screw it, maybe I'll just go
to the real Phoenix
267
00:10:06,351 --> 00:10:07,936
and finish school.
268
00:10:07,978 --> 00:10:09,229
They got one in Costa Mesa.
269
00:10:09,271 --> 00:10:11,022
Plus they want me
for an article.
270
00:10:11,064 --> 00:10:12,399
Media wants to talk
to Daddy about the real
271
00:10:12,441 --> 00:10:13,984
estate business,
and once they do that,
272
00:10:14,025 --> 00:10:15,694
I'm gonna be right back on top.
273
00:10:15,735 --> 00:10:17,195
You know what?
This is your school rally shirt.
274
00:10:17,237 --> 00:10:19,072
You know, same size--medium.
275
00:10:19,114 --> 00:10:21,032
Do you know where mine is? We
wear the same size like twi...
276
00:10:21,074 --> 00:10:23,410
We're just like twin--
couple of identical...
277
00:10:23,452 --> 00:10:25,120
Dad, Dad, no, I...
278
00:10:25,162 --> 00:10:28,623
Look, I was not talking
about privacy from you per se.
279
00:10:28,665 --> 00:10:33,128
I was talking about my software.
280
00:10:33,170 --> 00:10:34,588
What's that?
281
00:10:34,629 --> 00:10:37,215
It's privacy software.
282
00:10:37,257 --> 00:10:38,633
That's why the word came up.
283
00:10:38,675 --> 00:10:40,385
It's not why the word came up.
284
00:10:40,427 --> 00:10:42,345
But George Michael
was writing code
285
00:10:42,387 --> 00:10:44,181
for a block software
286
00:10:44,222 --> 00:10:46,683
with his roommate
that was proving challenging.
287
00:10:46,725 --> 00:10:48,143
...you're leaving a hole
288
00:10:48,185 --> 00:10:49,728
just right in the middle
of the block.
289
00:10:49,769 --> 00:10:52,063
Both because of online threats
to his privacy...
290
00:10:52,105 --> 00:10:54,025
Otherwise, people will be
able to hack in through
291
00:10:54,065 --> 00:10:56,151
a mobile platform portal, and
it won't be a block anything 3G.
292
00:10:56,193 --> 00:10:58,361
...and some in-room threats
to his privacy, as well.
293
00:10:58,403 --> 00:11:00,322
Buddy, is that schoolwork?
294
00:11:00,363 --> 00:11:01,656
No, we're just right
in the middle of this software.
295
00:11:01,698 --> 00:11:03,450
Great, good.
Give me the lappy.
296
00:11:03,492 --> 00:11:05,285
I'll hit save for you.
I got to Skype with my advisor
297
00:11:05,327 --> 00:11:07,162
in Phoenix, and if I don't
get on right now,
298
00:11:07,204 --> 00:11:11,500
he's gonna have to Skype me
from a T.G.I. Friday's.
299
00:11:11,541 --> 00:11:13,502
- Oh.
- Yeah.
300
00:11:13,543 --> 00:11:15,045
Whew.
301
00:11:15,086 --> 00:11:16,379
'Cause that hurt for a second.
302
00:11:16,421 --> 00:11:18,048
I was like, he wants me to go.
303
00:11:18,089 --> 00:11:20,091
- No, no, no, no, no.
- But no. Yeah? No.
304
00:11:20,133 --> 00:11:21,259
- Software.
- No.
305
00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:22,469
I mean, yeah, I may need
306
00:11:22,511 --> 00:11:24,596
some privacy, you know,
to work on it,
307
00:11:24,638 --> 00:11:29,226
and that might mean...
you going.
308
00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:33,688
Oh, you mean here.
309
00:11:33,730 --> 00:11:35,357
Yeah, clearing out.
310
00:11:35,398 --> 00:11:37,067
An hour, here, there. Yes?
311
00:11:37,108 --> 00:11:38,401
Got it. Not a problem.
You give me a little
312
00:11:38,443 --> 00:11:40,445
fair warning,
I clear right out of here.
313
00:11:40,487 --> 00:11:42,239
Let's schedule it now.
We can do it.
314
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,740
I need help with
the calendar though.
315
00:11:43,782 --> 00:11:46,368
It's, like, stuck on 2003.
316
00:11:46,409 --> 00:11:48,369
- Help me just break into...
- You just hit "today."
317
00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:50,080
- The "today" button.
- Sorry. It's stuck in 2003,
318
00:11:50,121 --> 00:11:51,248
so I don't have "today."
319
00:11:51,289 --> 00:11:52,290
I need to jump forward...
320
00:11:52,332 --> 00:11:53,750
No, I know, there's a button
321
00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:55,460
- that says "today."
- Yeah, this has no button.
322
00:11:55,502 --> 00:11:56,628
Anyway, you know,
I'm just gonna run downstairs
323
00:11:56,670 --> 00:11:57,546
and, uh, grab a bite.
324
00:11:57,587 --> 00:11:59,714
Wait, I want to go.
325
00:12:01,258 --> 00:12:02,551
Let me go. I'll go. I'm hungry.
326
00:12:02,592 --> 00:12:04,553
Come on.
327
00:12:06,053 --> 00:12:08,473
Michael Bluth
was fitting right in
328
00:12:08,515 --> 00:12:10,141
with his son's
college experience.
329
00:12:10,183 --> 00:12:11,768
Be good for you, huh?
330
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:13,853
Gettable, right?
331
00:12:13,895 --> 00:12:15,522
Hey, tell me about
the software thing.
332
00:12:15,564 --> 00:12:17,107
This is the Faceblock thing
you were working on?
333
00:12:17,148 --> 00:12:18,108
Is it like Facebook?
334
00:12:18,149 --> 00:12:19,859
Uh, well, no.
335
00:12:19,901 --> 00:12:21,486
It's kind of the opposite
of Facebook, you know.
336
00:12:21,528 --> 00:12:23,488
Facebook connects you
with everyone,
337
00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:25,657
this blocks you from everyone.
338
00:12:25,699 --> 00:12:28,034
Oh, okay. Kind of like
the antisocial network, right?
339
00:12:28,075 --> 00:12:29,703
- That's very good.
- You can use it.
340
00:12:29,744 --> 00:12:31,246
I don't understand
the Internet stuff.
341
00:12:31,288 --> 00:12:33,665
You give me all the parts
and you tell me to build
342
00:12:33,707 --> 00:12:35,917
a television set, I can
bang that out, but I, you know,
343
00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:37,999
I can't get the right day
to display on my calendar.
344
00:12:38,003 --> 00:12:39,963
- Just press "today."
- Yeah, just tried that.
345
00:12:40,005 --> 00:12:41,756
Doesn't work on mine, pal.
346
00:12:41,798 --> 00:12:43,675
This is very, very, very
exciting, you know,
347
00:12:43,717 --> 00:12:46,761
because once they come out
with that article on me
348
00:12:46,803 --> 00:12:48,680
in that in-flight magazine,
349
00:12:48,722 --> 00:12:50,890
now, the family's gonna be
right back on top.
350
00:12:50,932 --> 00:12:53,100
- The guy's doing a whole spread on me.
- In-flight magazine?
351
00:12:53,143 --> 00:12:54,686
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It's called Altitude.
352
00:12:54,728 --> 00:12:55,895
It's for OutWest Airlines.
353
00:12:55,937 --> 00:12:57,063
Next to SkyMall, it's, like,
354
00:12:57,104 --> 00:12:58,732
the number two most read
in all of coach.
355
00:12:58,773 --> 00:13:00,191
Well, three with
the safety card,
356
00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:02,902
but get a lot of attention
for Sudden Valley.
357
00:13:02,944 --> 00:13:04,946
And then with your Internet
company, it's gonna be like--
358
00:13:04,988 --> 00:13:06,948
we're gonna have two businesses,
you know?
359
00:13:06,990 --> 00:13:08,658
And yours sounds like
such a natural.
360
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,785
I mean, no one likes
to share their identity.
361
00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:11,995
- Right?
- Well...
362
00:13:12,037 --> 00:13:13,120
Okay, give me
your meal plan card.
363
00:13:13,163 --> 00:13:14,748
I'm gonna run in there,
364
00:13:14,789 --> 00:13:16,041
I'm gonna grab a tray,
you run around back,
365
00:13:16,082 --> 00:13:17,042
make sure you get there in time,
366
00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:18,168
before my hand stamp dries.
367
00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:19,169
Okay?
368
00:13:19,210 --> 00:13:21,128
Here we go.
369
00:13:21,171 --> 00:13:23,173
Michael had a right
to be excited.
370
00:13:23,214 --> 00:13:25,592
It had been many years
since the Bluth family
371
00:13:25,634 --> 00:13:27,552
had had any business success.
372
00:13:27,594 --> 00:13:31,806
Not since Michael's mother
Lucille had sold off a quarter
373
00:13:31,848 --> 00:13:35,018
of the company just before the
onset of the great dark period.
374
00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:37,270
But after examining
the company's prospects...
375
00:13:37,312 --> 00:13:40,147
Are those police boats?
376
00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,900
Lucille 2.
377
00:13:41,941 --> 00:13:43,568
...Stan Sitwell
quickly divested himself.
378
00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:46,196
How'd you like to be bumped up
to Lucille 1?
379
00:13:46,237 --> 00:13:48,155
So the Bluth family
had a new stakeholder,
380
00:13:48,198 --> 00:13:50,992
while the old one,
who knew she'd be implicated
381
00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:52,786
in some of
the family's misdeeds...
382
00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:54,746
You boys know
how to shovel coal?
383
00:13:54,788 --> 00:13:57,624
...headed out on whatever the
opposite of a maiden voyage is.
384
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,086
Michael, however, made a pledge
385
00:14:01,127 --> 00:14:03,797
not to get pulled
into the drama
386
00:14:03,838 --> 00:14:06,925
and to let the family
keep themselves all together,
387
00:14:06,966 --> 00:14:08,677
- for a while.
- ...for a while.
388
00:14:08,718 --> 00:14:10,679
And he set off to sea, even as
389
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,056
his mother mysteriously
turned back.
390
00:14:13,098 --> 00:14:15,934
Why the alleged ship-jacker
changed direction
391
00:14:15,975 --> 00:14:17,560
is still unexplained.
392
00:14:17,602 --> 00:14:19,979
But what is known
is that many of the charges
393
00:14:20,021 --> 00:14:22,607
against this seaward matriarch
will fall under
394
00:14:22,649 --> 00:14:26,236
the dominion of the little
understood maritime law.
395
00:14:26,277 --> 00:14:28,613
And soon,
the hearing drew near...
396
00:14:28,655 --> 00:14:30,073
Well, I missed the hearing.
397
00:14:30,115 --> 00:14:31,783
...and then passed.
398
00:14:31,825 --> 00:14:33,660
Oh, it just snuck up on me,
and then they called,
399
00:14:33,702 --> 00:14:35,370
and they wanted me there
at eight bells.
400
00:14:35,412 --> 00:14:37,914
You know, I thought
that was their 5:00 p.m.
401
00:14:37,956 --> 00:14:40,041
By the time I got back,
the courtroom was
402
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:42,001
reverted back
to the crab restaurant.
403
00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:43,670
"Eight bells" refers
to a watch length.
404
00:14:43,712 --> 00:14:45,004
It's maritime law.
405
00:14:45,046 --> 00:14:47,090
Yes, Michael returned
after all.
406
00:14:47,132 --> 00:14:49,050
You know, one bell is struck
after 30 minutes, two bells...
407
00:14:49,092 --> 00:14:50,385
It seems Michael
had been interested
408
00:14:50,427 --> 00:14:53,138
in maritime law
since playing a lawyer
409
00:14:53,179 --> 00:14:55,056
in an original school play
410
00:14:55,098 --> 00:14:57,684
titled The Trial
of Captain Hook.
411
00:14:57,726 --> 00:14:59,269
♪ You're a crook,
Captain Hook... ♪
412
00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:01,104
Prior to this,
his only dream had been
413
00:15:01,146 --> 00:15:02,605
to possess the power of flight.
414
00:15:02,647 --> 00:15:05,066
But that one turned out to be
415
00:15:05,108 --> 00:15:06,609
not as much fun as he thought.
416
00:15:06,651 --> 00:15:08,862
Watch out for the seal!
417
00:15:09,904 --> 00:15:11,698
Loose seal! Loose seal!
418
00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,658
I'm watching!
419
00:15:16,244 --> 00:15:18,079
You're out of the play!
420
00:15:18,121 --> 00:15:20,039
That's why, at sea, a watch with
no incidents is described as
421
00:15:20,081 --> 00:15:21,374
"eight bells and all is well."
422
00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:23,877
Wow, maybe you should be
the maritime lawyer.
423
00:15:23,918 --> 00:15:24,961
This is what I've been saying.
424
00:15:25,003 --> 00:15:26,296
Because I did go to law school
425
00:15:26,337 --> 00:15:27,756
with an emphasis
on maritime law.
426
00:15:27,797 --> 00:15:29,758
Oh, your one year of law school
427
00:15:29,799 --> 00:15:31,676
is going to beat Barry's three?
428
00:15:31,718 --> 00:15:33,261
It's ridiculous.
429
00:15:33,303 --> 00:15:34,345
We'll hire the best.
430
00:15:34,387 --> 00:15:35,346
And who's gonna pay
431
00:15:35,388 --> 00:15:36,848
for the best, Mom?
432
00:15:36,890 --> 00:15:38,141
We have money from
selling some shares.
433
00:15:38,183 --> 00:15:40,101
Plus, we got
that stimulus package.
434
00:15:40,143 --> 00:15:41,352
What are you talking about?
435
00:15:41,394 --> 00:15:43,021
That money is spent.
436
00:15:43,062 --> 00:15:46,149
I just bought 4,000 acres
of California desert.
437
00:15:46,191 --> 00:15:47,150
Time-out.
438
00:15:47,192 --> 00:15:48,693
Hang on.
439
00:15:48,735 --> 00:15:50,361
- What's this?
- Yeah.
440
00:15:50,403 --> 00:15:53,406
I'm gonna be moving there
for a little while.
441
00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:56,159
Old big bear's not gonna be
around much anymore.
442
00:15:56,201 --> 00:15:58,161
- I don't care about that.
- He's in denial.
443
00:15:58,203 --> 00:15:59,662
- We're getting divorced!
- Your mother and I
444
00:15:59,704 --> 00:16:00,663
are getting a divorce.
445
00:16:05,084 --> 00:16:06,002
I want to know...
446
00:16:11,841 --> 00:16:13,760
I want to know about
the stimulus package.
447
00:16:13,802 --> 00:16:16,679
You couldn't use any of that
money to finish Sudden Valley?
448
00:16:16,721 --> 00:16:18,348
You don't consider
that finished?
449
00:16:19,849 --> 00:16:21,309
So the family got
a little stimmy.
450
00:16:21,351 --> 00:16:23,144
Don't make a federal case
out of it.
451
00:16:23,186 --> 00:16:25,730
That is exactly what they're
going to make out of it.
452
00:16:25,772 --> 00:16:27,315
And when you say "family,"
you mean our family?
453
00:16:27,357 --> 00:16:28,691
They've already got
their hooks in it?
454
00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:30,026
Buster, no offense.
455
00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:31,027
None taken.
456
00:16:31,069 --> 00:16:32,487
Oh, I keep losing my jewels.
457
00:16:32,529 --> 00:16:34,906
Michael, you never
accept help from anyone.
458
00:16:34,948 --> 00:16:36,991
That's why we didn't cut you in.
459
00:16:37,033 --> 00:16:38,409
We didn't want to demean you.
460
00:16:38,451 --> 00:16:40,829
It's like tipping
an African-American.
461
00:16:40,870 --> 00:16:43,248
You wouldn't tip
an African-American, would you?
462
00:16:43,289 --> 00:16:45,250
Of course I would.
463
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:47,418
On a train?
464
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:48,878
What...
465
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,839
Did you know about all this?
466
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,174
No, I've been tipping them.
467
00:16:53,216 --> 00:16:54,509
Even a waiter?
468
00:16:54,551 --> 00:16:56,427
Okay, the treadmill's
up and running.
469
00:16:56,469 --> 00:16:58,721
We got the door on,
and we were able
470
00:16:58,763 --> 00:17:00,932
to match the faux on the paint.
471
00:17:05,061 --> 00:17:07,480
Thank you so much
for your hard work.
472
00:17:11,484 --> 00:17:13,862
So long.
473
00:17:15,238 --> 00:17:17,866
Michael, we can't
give you that money.
474
00:17:17,907 --> 00:17:19,367
We got to keep you clean.
475
00:17:19,409 --> 00:17:21,119
You're the key witness
in your mother's trial.
476
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,245
Let me get this straight.
477
00:17:22,287 --> 00:17:24,122
I still have to do all the work
478
00:17:24,163 --> 00:17:26,958
as the president of the company,
but I can't use any of the money
479
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,210
for the company, and you won't
let me help with your case,
480
00:17:29,252 --> 00:17:31,379
but you'd still like for me
to testify at your trial.
481
00:17:31,421 --> 00:17:32,964
Is that right?
482
00:17:33,006 --> 00:17:35,508
I just want you to say
I was a loving mother.
483
00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:36,885
And now perjury.
484
00:17:36,926 --> 00:17:38,219
Hey, it wasn't easy to get
485
00:17:38,261 --> 00:17:40,555
Lucille 2 to keep you on
as president.
486
00:17:40,597 --> 00:17:43,141
- I'll be sure to thank her.
- Don't thank her.
487
00:17:43,182 --> 00:17:45,310
She doesn't have
enough shares to stop us.
488
00:17:45,351 --> 00:17:47,270
Hmm.
489
00:17:47,312 --> 00:17:49,314
And that's how Michael
found a way
490
00:17:49,355 --> 00:17:50,315
to finish
Sudden Valley himself.
491
00:17:50,356 --> 00:17:52,859
- Hello.
- Hello.
492
00:17:52,901 --> 00:17:57,030
He simply traded his shares of
the Bluth company to Lucille 2.
493
00:17:57,071 --> 00:17:58,740
I hold on to Sudden Valley;
it's like a pet project...
494
00:17:58,781 --> 00:18:00,158
- Getting himself out,
- Thank you so much.
495
00:18:00,199 --> 00:18:02,201
and giving the balance of power
496
00:18:02,243 --> 00:18:05,330
to a woman who had
no power of balance.
497
00:18:05,371 --> 00:18:06,789
Oh.
498
00:18:08,499 --> 00:18:11,836
And for the first time,
he didn't feel he needed
499
00:18:11,878 --> 00:18:15,298
to tell his family
he was done with them.
500
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:16,841
But he did anyway.
501
00:18:16,883 --> 00:18:19,177
You know what,
I am done with this family.
502
00:18:19,218 --> 00:18:20,803
I hope you've saved some money,
503
00:18:20,845 --> 00:18:22,889
'cause you're gonna need
every dime now.
504
00:18:22,931 --> 00:18:24,140
What's this?
505
00:18:24,182 --> 00:18:26,893
And with his newfound wealth,
506
00:18:26,935 --> 00:18:29,228
Michael was not only able
to send his son off
507
00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:31,397
- Get out of here!
- to a bright future
508
00:18:31,439 --> 00:18:34,025
in college,
with the family car...
509
00:18:35,944 --> 00:18:37,528
...he was also able to finish
510
00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:41,157
the long-delayed housing
development Sudden Valley,
511
00:18:41,199 --> 00:18:46,245
but this time,
under his own company name.
512
00:18:46,287 --> 00:18:47,872
Maybe I can give you a tip.
513
00:18:47,914 --> 00:18:49,499
Might want to put a road
up to this place.
514
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,167
Well, we paved the neighborhood.
515
00:18:51,209 --> 00:18:53,169
Just waiting for the city
to build a road to it.
516
00:18:53,211 --> 00:18:55,380
And although his mother's
day in court was something
517
00:18:55,421 --> 00:18:59,550
both he and his college-bound
son would miss,
518
00:18:59,592 --> 00:19:02,095
Michael truly felt
that nothing could go wrong.
519
00:19:02,136 --> 00:19:04,472
And then something did.
520
00:19:06,349 --> 00:19:08,476
Not that.
That happens all the time.
521
00:19:08,518 --> 00:19:10,061
This.
522
00:19:10,103 --> 00:19:12,522
The collapse of the California
housing market
523
00:19:12,563 --> 00:19:15,984
is taking a personal toll with
cutbacks here at the station.
524
00:19:16,025 --> 00:19:18,361
And since the main Internet
and information cable
525
00:19:18,403 --> 00:19:22,073
had been severed when the
community pool was installed,
526
00:19:22,115 --> 00:19:25,410
Michael suddenly found himself
living in a ghost town
527
00:19:25,451 --> 00:19:27,453
he himself built.
528
00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:35,878
Well, that's not a great sign.
529
00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:50,059
This is why you don't
confide in a competitor.
530
00:19:53,146 --> 00:19:54,480
Michael was desperate to cover
531
00:19:54,522 --> 00:19:56,232
his copious building costs...
532
00:19:56,274 --> 00:19:57,442
Just till I get on my feet.
533
00:19:57,483 --> 00:19:59,152
...so he returned to a woman
534
00:19:59,193 --> 00:20:01,487
he could count on
to put off his downfall.
535
00:20:01,529 --> 00:20:03,322
- I got you!
- Just as he could count on
536
00:20:03,364 --> 00:20:05,366
her putting him off
and falling down.
537
00:20:05,408 --> 00:20:06,784
You did. Bye-bye.
538
00:20:06,826 --> 00:20:08,161
Oop.
539
00:20:08,202 --> 00:20:10,413
That's a hot mess.
540
00:20:10,455 --> 00:20:12,165
But weeks
stretched into months,
541
00:20:12,206 --> 00:20:13,666
and the situation got bleaker.
542
00:20:16,627 --> 00:20:19,547
And it was either this
that made him lose hope...
543
00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:23,760
Love each other.
544
00:20:23,801 --> 00:20:25,595
Pete! Pete!
545
00:20:25,636 --> 00:20:28,473
...or possibly it was
the death of that mailman...
546
00:20:28,514 --> 00:20:29,515
Wait here.
547
00:20:29,557 --> 00:20:30,808
Hang on, Pete!
548
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:31,809
...but Michael finally gave up.
549
00:20:31,851 --> 00:20:33,227
I got one bar!
550
00:20:33,269 --> 00:20:34,896
And having alienated
551
00:20:34,937 --> 00:20:36,522
everyone else in the family,
552
00:20:36,564 --> 00:20:38,691
turned to the one person
he had left.
553
00:20:38,733 --> 00:20:42,361
I thought we'd have Thanksgiving
here for your senior year.
554
00:20:42,403 --> 00:20:44,906
I don't have a kitchen.
555
00:20:44,947 --> 00:20:46,949
Oh, these are my clothes.
556
00:20:48,284 --> 00:20:50,578
Pete died.
557
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,497
God.
558
00:20:52,538 --> 00:20:56,542
And so Michael moved into
his son's college dorm room.
559
00:20:58,586 --> 00:20:59,837
You are kidding me.
560
00:20:59,879 --> 00:21:01,380
They're gonna be
in seat backs today?
561
00:21:01,422 --> 00:21:02,423
That is great news.
562
00:21:02,465 --> 00:21:04,300
Which, in the new economy,
563
00:21:04,342 --> 00:21:06,344
wasn't as unusual a phenomenon
as you might think.
564
00:21:06,385 --> 00:21:08,304
Don't go through my stuff,
Granddad.
565
00:21:08,346 --> 00:21:10,765
Hey, who do you think
paid for your stuff?
566
00:21:10,807 --> 00:21:12,767
Excuse me. Sorry. Do you know
where George Michael is?
567
00:21:12,809 --> 00:21:14,393
Um, he's in the computer lab.
568
00:21:14,435 --> 00:21:15,895
Great.
569
00:21:15,937 --> 00:21:17,939
- There's a computer lab?
- There's a computer lab?
570
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:18,940
Huh.
571
00:21:18,981 --> 00:21:20,691
I'm putting up a wall.
572
00:21:20,733 --> 00:21:23,277
We need to rework
our whole system here.
573
00:21:23,319 --> 00:21:25,196
Sounds like you guys are working
on your privacy software, huh?
574
00:21:25,238 --> 00:21:26,489
Hey. How'd you find me?
575
00:21:26,531 --> 00:21:28,449
Uh, Trang's grandfather.
576
00:21:28,491 --> 00:21:31,494
Boy, shoot me if I'm 86, living
in my grandson's dorm, huh?
577
00:21:31,536 --> 00:21:33,538
Pal, good news.
578
00:21:33,579 --> 00:21:35,373
The article that they did on me
in Altitude magazine
579
00:21:35,414 --> 00:21:36,374
comes out today.
580
00:21:36,415 --> 00:21:38,251
You're in Attitude?
581
00:21:38,292 --> 00:21:39,877
That magazine is gay.
582
00:21:39,919 --> 00:21:42,463
Oh, he wasn't being flip
with the word "gay."
583
00:21:42,505 --> 00:21:45,675
Attitude is a British magazine
for homosexuals.
584
00:21:45,716 --> 00:21:47,260
Altitude.
585
00:21:47,301 --> 00:21:48,886
It is OutWest Airlines'
in-flight magazine.
586
00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:49,929
Can I see it?
587
00:21:49,971 --> 00:21:51,681
Probably doesn't have it.
588
00:21:51,722 --> 00:21:53,724
Try finding a flight at this
time of the year.
589
00:21:53,766 --> 00:21:56,477
You ever even been on a plane,
you piece of?
590
00:21:57,895 --> 00:22:00,189
So can I see it?
591
00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:03,234
It-it is not in the terrestrial
newsstands just yet.
592
00:22:03,276 --> 00:22:04,944
Guess what though. You,
my friend, are in the article.
593
00:22:04,986 --> 00:22:06,863
- I'm in it?
- You're in it, you're in it.
594
00:22:06,904 --> 00:22:08,906
I mentioned you; I mentioned
that I'm living in your dorm.
595
00:22:08,948 --> 00:22:11,367
I thought that it might help
with your popularity problem.
596
00:22:11,409 --> 00:22:13,744
Well, I'm gonna get going
597
00:22:13,786 --> 00:22:15,621
- while the room is empty, so...
- Okay. Great.
598
00:22:15,663 --> 00:22:16,998
See you later.
599
00:22:17,039 --> 00:22:18,679
Boy, that's got to
drive you crazy, right?
600
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:19,876
The whole reason you had to come
601
00:22:19,917 --> 00:22:21,668
to the computer lab
was for privacy.
602
00:22:21,711 --> 00:22:24,005
It's no wonder you can't
get a real girl up there.
603
00:22:24,046 --> 00:22:26,549
Michael was referring
to something he'd walked in on
604
00:22:26,591 --> 00:22:28,009
a few days earlier.
605
00:22:28,050 --> 00:22:29,510
There's a girl in there.
606
00:22:29,552 --> 00:22:31,846
There is?
607
00:22:31,888 --> 00:22:33,890
Where the hell is
George Michael?
608
00:22:33,931 --> 00:22:35,682
- Excuse me. Hello. Oh.
- Dad.
609
00:22:35,725 --> 00:22:36,726
- Hi.
- Yeah.
610
00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:37,894
There's nobody in here.
611
00:22:37,935 --> 00:22:39,729
Buddy, bad news.
612
00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:41,606
P-Hound is yanking
our chain again.
613
00:22:41,647 --> 00:22:43,316
- Uncle Michael.
- Oh, my God.
614
00:22:43,357 --> 00:22:44,442
- Hi.
- Hello there.
615
00:22:44,483 --> 00:22:47,445
There is a kind of girl here.
616
00:22:47,486 --> 00:22:49,030
Didn't say it was your cousin.
617
00:22:49,071 --> 00:22:50,406
Well, he doesn't know.
618
00:22:50,448 --> 00:22:51,698
Now, that's smart.
619
00:22:51,741 --> 00:22:54,368
Let him think
there's a girl in here.
620
00:22:54,410 --> 00:22:56,329
Actually, we've been talking
about how crowded that room is,
621
00:22:56,370 --> 00:22:59,874
and P-Hound was suggesting that
maybe we, maybe we do a vote
622
00:22:59,916 --> 00:23:01,708
to see who stays
in the dorm room.
623
00:23:01,751 --> 00:23:03,544
He suggested that?
Are you serious?
624
00:23:03,586 --> 00:23:06,464
Well, the thing is that the room
is only sanctioned for two.
625
00:23:06,505 --> 00:23:07,673
Right, and we have a vote.
626
00:23:07,714 --> 00:23:08,925
He's gone in two seconds.
627
00:23:08,966 --> 00:23:10,676
Ah.
628
00:23:10,717 --> 00:23:12,053
Two against one, right?
629
00:23:12,094 --> 00:23:13,971
- Well, actually...
- We got to do it.
630
00:23:14,013 --> 00:23:16,599
The thing is that it kind of
puts me in an awkward position.
631
00:23:16,641 --> 00:23:18,309
- Hi.
- Hey.
632
00:23:18,351 --> 00:23:20,061
Because since there's only
three people voting,
633
00:23:20,102 --> 00:23:22,688
everyone's gonna know
who voted against who.
634
00:23:22,729 --> 00:23:24,565
Well, what about if your
"girlfriend" wants to move in.
635
00:23:24,607 --> 00:23:25,691
That way, she gets a vote.
636
00:23:26,817 --> 00:23:28,361
I'm just here for tutoring.
637
00:23:28,402 --> 00:23:29,820
She's not my girlfriend,
she's my cousin.
638
00:23:29,862 --> 00:23:30,905
I'm not attracted to him.
639
00:23:30,947 --> 00:23:32,573
Well, why's that even an issue?
640
00:23:32,615 --> 00:23:34,909
P-Hound doesn't know
any of that stuff. Okay?
641
00:23:34,951 --> 00:23:37,703
He'll just think that her vote's
the vote that got him out.
642
00:23:37,744 --> 00:23:40,581
Well, wouldn't my girlfriend
want to get rid of my father?
643
00:23:40,623 --> 00:23:41,999
- I'm not your girlfriend.
- Not your girlfriend.
644
00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:43,960
No, but he doesn't know that.
645
00:23:44,001 --> 00:23:45,628
No, well, someone's got to vote
for me, that's right.
646
00:23:45,670 --> 00:23:46,963
Otherwise, it's suspicious.
647
00:23:47,004 --> 00:23:48,714
We don't want
a palace coup, right?
648
00:23:48,755 --> 00:23:50,341
- Well, I'll vote you out.
- Yeah, I will.
649
00:23:50,383 --> 00:23:51,801
- Happy to do it.
- I wouldn't make you do that.
650
00:23:51,842 --> 00:23:53,344
You know, then I fall down
a flight of stairs,
651
00:23:53,386 --> 00:23:54,428
I crack my head open,
you feel bad
652
00:23:54,470 --> 00:23:55,513
about yourself your whole life.
653
00:23:55,554 --> 00:23:56,889
And perhaps it was the chair
654
00:23:56,931 --> 00:23:58,724
that fooled Michael
into thinking
655
00:23:58,765 --> 00:24:00,726
his next idea was a good one.
656
00:24:00,767 --> 00:24:03,646
What if I vote myself out?
657
00:24:03,688 --> 00:24:05,398
You'd do that?
658
00:24:05,439 --> 00:24:06,607
How would that help?
659
00:24:06,649 --> 00:24:08,442
It's simple algebra.
660
00:24:08,484 --> 00:24:10,903
You two vote against P-Hound,
nobody knows who did what,
661
00:24:10,945 --> 00:24:13,030
because there's a vote
against me in there,
662
00:24:13,072 --> 00:24:15,116
and it's adios, brothiero.
663
00:24:15,157 --> 00:24:16,867
It cannot fail.
664
00:24:16,909 --> 00:24:19,120
Michael was pleased
with his plan.
665
00:24:19,161 --> 00:24:20,830
Won't that make it a tie?
666
00:24:20,871 --> 00:24:21,831
Briefly.
667
00:24:21,872 --> 00:24:23,374
Hmm?
668
00:24:23,416 --> 00:24:25,001
I mean, if the two of us
vote against P-Hound,
669
00:24:25,042 --> 00:24:26,961
and you and P-Hound
vote against you,
670
00:24:27,003 --> 00:24:28,921
then it's two against two,
right?
671
00:24:28,963 --> 00:24:31,716
Wow, you think, you think
that'd he'd vote against me?
672
00:24:31,757 --> 00:24:33,092
I mean...
673
00:24:33,926 --> 00:24:34,927
Um...
674
00:24:34,969 --> 00:24:36,387
All right, new plan.
675
00:24:36,429 --> 00:24:38,055
The details of the plan
676
00:24:38,097 --> 00:24:39,890
continued to develop
through lunch.
677
00:24:39,932 --> 00:24:41,392
So we got two scenarios.
678
00:24:41,434 --> 00:24:43,436
It's either two votes
against P-Hound,
679
00:24:43,477 --> 00:24:45,146
one vote against Maeby,
one against me,
680
00:24:45,187 --> 00:24:48,607
with that vote being my own;
or if it's two votes against me,
681
00:24:48,649 --> 00:24:50,192
then clearly
P-Hound is being nasty,
682
00:24:50,234 --> 00:24:52,403
that triggers a recount,
and then it's a P-Hound blitz.
683
00:24:52,445 --> 00:24:53,904
We all vote against P-Hound,
he's gone.
684
00:24:53,946 --> 00:24:55,114
Mm-hmm.
685
00:24:55,156 --> 00:24:56,823
What if whoever loses...
686
00:24:56,866 --> 00:24:58,075
Yeah?
687
00:24:58,117 --> 00:25:00,036
...refuses to go?
688
00:25:00,077 --> 00:25:02,455
You think P-Hound would do that?
689
00:25:02,496 --> 00:25:03,914
Okay, new plan.
690
00:25:03,956 --> 00:25:05,583
And so the planning
continued through
691
00:25:05,624 --> 00:25:07,793
what should have been
organic chemistry.
692
00:25:07,834 --> 00:25:09,962
We all pack ahead of time,
693
00:25:10,004 --> 00:25:12,757
really pack a bag, so it doesn't
look rigged, you know?
694
00:25:12,798 --> 00:25:14,383
And then the loser,
straight out the door.
695
00:25:14,425 --> 00:25:15,842
I mean, that's-that's the deal.
696
00:25:15,885 --> 00:25:17,636
You know, that's the cost
of having a vote,
697
00:25:17,678 --> 00:25:18,637
that's the price of freedom.
698
00:25:18,679 --> 00:25:20,097
You know, maybe it's...
699
00:25:20,139 --> 00:25:21,640
maybe it's better
if we're all just
700
00:25:21,682 --> 00:25:22,975
direct with each other,
you know?
701
00:25:23,017 --> 00:25:24,518
Just-just say
what's on our minds.
702
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,062
Yeah, I think it's gonna
come out anyway.
703
00:25:26,103 --> 00:25:30,566
Um, Dad, you know, I-I've really
loved living with you...
704
00:25:30,608 --> 00:25:31,609
No talking.
705
00:25:33,235 --> 00:25:35,488
No talking
once the votes come in.
706
00:25:35,529 --> 00:25:37,156
You're just right out the door.
That's the missing piece.
707
00:25:37,198 --> 00:25:38,824
That's it.
708
00:25:38,865 --> 00:25:40,659
This plan is foolproof.
709
00:25:40,701 --> 00:25:43,454
Oh, I've cherished this,
too, pal.
710
00:25:43,496 --> 00:25:44,997
Yeah. I mean, how many,
how many fathers
711
00:25:45,039 --> 00:25:46,916
get to go to college
with their kid, huh?
712
00:25:46,957 --> 00:25:49,043
So obviously
this is what happened.
713
00:25:49,085 --> 00:25:51,878
Michael read
his own vote first.
714
00:25:51,921 --> 00:25:54,924
First vote to remove...
715
00:25:54,965 --> 00:25:56,092
Michael.
716
00:25:56,133 --> 00:25:57,760
Huh, what are you gonna do?
717
00:25:59,136 --> 00:26:02,223
Second vote to remove...
718
00:26:04,475 --> 00:26:06,102
...Michael.
719
00:26:06,143 --> 00:26:09,772
Michael expected this,
but didn't expect the sting.
720
00:26:09,814 --> 00:26:11,690
Wow.
721
00:26:11,732 --> 00:26:15,194
Obviously, if there's a tie,
there's an immediate runoff.
722
00:26:15,236 --> 00:26:17,904
Third vote to remove...
723
00:26:19,198 --> 00:26:21,200
...Michael.
724
00:26:27,998 --> 00:26:30,668
Did you mean
to write "George Michael"?
725
00:26:30,709 --> 00:26:33,629
Obviously, the verdict was in.
726
00:26:33,671 --> 00:26:35,673
And it's hard to know exactly
727
00:26:35,714 --> 00:26:37,508
why Michael opened
the fourth ballot.
728
00:26:37,550 --> 00:26:41,512
Was it out of hope
or confusion?
729
00:26:41,554 --> 00:26:44,765
Either way, it couldn't be
what he wanted to read.
730
00:27:04,827 --> 00:27:08,205
Michael did the only thing
he could think of
731
00:27:08,247 --> 00:27:10,791
that would save face.
732
00:27:30,686 --> 00:27:33,772
Michael had just been
stunned by some bad news.
733
00:27:33,814 --> 00:27:35,649
And with nowhere to go,
he decided
734
00:27:35,691 --> 00:27:38,444
to pick up a copy of Altitude
to lift his spirits.
735
00:27:38,486 --> 00:27:39,945
- Hi. Hello.
- Hey.
736
00:27:39,986 --> 00:27:41,530
Where you heading today, sir?
737
00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:43,199
Well, actually,
I just wanted a copy
738
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,451
of your in-flight magazine
Altitude.
739
00:27:45,493 --> 00:27:47,453
Ah, this is ticketing.
740
00:27:47,495 --> 00:27:49,580
You can get the magazine
on the flight.
741
00:27:49,622 --> 00:27:52,291
I get it. But I'm actually--
I'm in the magazine.
742
00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:53,751
How many bags?
743
00:27:55,169 --> 00:27:56,295
Oh, I'm not checking these.
744
00:27:56,337 --> 00:27:57,338
Ah, sorry, you actually
745
00:27:57,379 --> 00:27:58,923
can't carry those on board.
746
00:27:58,964 --> 00:28:00,716
Let me start over.
747
00:28:00,758 --> 00:28:02,843
Uh, I-I am the star of
Altitude magazine this month--
748
00:28:02,885 --> 00:28:04,762
or quarter, actually.
749
00:28:04,803 --> 00:28:07,515
It's an April-September issue,
and I just wanted to get a copy.
750
00:28:07,556 --> 00:28:08,933
I'm not flying anywhere.
751
00:28:08,974 --> 00:28:10,351
Why do you have suitcases?
752
00:28:10,392 --> 00:28:11,644
Those are irrelevant.
753
00:28:11,685 --> 00:28:12,728
Not to me.
754
00:28:12,770 --> 00:28:14,688
Okay.
755
00:28:14,730 --> 00:28:17,733
I was mistakenly voted out of
a four-person housing situation,
756
00:28:17,775 --> 00:28:20,486
uh, in a pack-first,
no-talking-after scenario.
757
00:28:20,528 --> 00:28:21,862
Does that clear it up for you?
758
00:28:21,904 --> 00:28:24,365
What do you mean
by "mistakenly"?
759
00:28:24,406 --> 00:28:26,534
I voted against myself to spare
my son the embarrassment
760
00:28:26,575 --> 00:28:29,495
of, of having to vote
his own father out of his dorm.
761
00:28:29,537 --> 00:28:30,704
That's all.
762
00:28:30,746 --> 00:28:32,331
But that leaves
three other votes.
763
00:28:32,373 --> 00:28:33,499
Yeah.
764
00:28:33,541 --> 00:28:35,376
Can I get a copy
of the magazine, please?
765
00:28:35,417 --> 00:28:37,753
No, I'm sorry,
they're actually for passengers.
766
00:28:37,795 --> 00:28:39,505
We don't even give out
honey nuts, so we're not gonna
767
00:28:39,547 --> 00:28:41,674
- give you a magazine.
- Who wants honey nuts?
768
00:28:41,715 --> 00:28:42,883
I don't want the honey nuts.
769
00:28:42,925 --> 00:28:44,218
I want to just jump
onto the plane,
770
00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:45,427
- grab a magazine.
- Oh, okay,
771
00:28:45,469 --> 00:28:46,845
yeah, sure, we just, uh,
let people walk
772
00:28:46,887 --> 00:28:48,389
onto the plane all the time.
773
00:28:48,430 --> 00:28:50,933
Do you want a box cutter also?
774
00:28:50,975 --> 00:28:52,560
- Oh.
- Nice.
775
00:28:52,601 --> 00:28:54,478
These guys are jerks.
776
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,729
Take that, take that.
777
00:28:55,771 --> 00:28:58,482
Enjoy.
778
00:28:58,524 --> 00:28:59,733
Tell you what--
give me a one- way ticket
779
00:28:59,775 --> 00:29:01,819
to your cheapest destination,
please.
780
00:29:01,860 --> 00:29:04,363
Oh, you lucked out.
781
00:29:04,405 --> 00:29:06,323
Today it's Pittsburgh.
782
00:29:06,365 --> 00:29:08,659
He's good.
783
00:29:08,701 --> 00:29:10,452
What's the second cheapest?
784
00:29:10,494 --> 00:29:12,413
So Michael ended up
spending a little more
785
00:29:12,454 --> 00:29:14,248
to fly a little less,
786
00:29:14,290 --> 00:29:16,584
and after some confusion
at security...
787
00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:17,876
But you've got nothing
in your luggage.
788
00:29:17,918 --> 00:29:18,961
I wasn't supposed to be
traveling today.
789
00:29:19,003 --> 00:29:20,546
I told you, it was
790
00:29:20,588 --> 00:29:21,630
a voting situation, there was a
miscalculation.
791
00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:22,923
Well, I mean, obviously
792
00:29:22,965 --> 00:29:24,508
P-Hound's gonna vote
against you.
793
00:29:24,550 --> 00:29:26,302
- I've never seen nothing...
- These three people with burkas
794
00:29:26,343 --> 00:29:28,012
just walked right by you.
795
00:29:28,053 --> 00:29:30,389
...he found his seat.
796
00:29:30,431 --> 00:29:33,475
Unfortunately the seat
he was assigned didn't have
797
00:29:33,517 --> 00:29:35,394
a seat back pocket.
798
00:29:35,436 --> 00:29:38,522
Hello, hi,
does each ticket entitle
799
00:29:38,564 --> 00:29:40,274
the passenger
to an in-flight magazine?
800
00:29:40,316 --> 00:29:41,775
No, it only guarantees you
a seat.
801
00:29:41,817 --> 00:29:43,777
Perhaps I can ask
another passenger for one,
802
00:29:43,819 --> 00:29:45,863
or if I'd rather, you can.
803
00:29:45,904 --> 00:29:48,741
Michael had
to go back four seats
804
00:29:48,782 --> 00:29:51,118
before someone would.
805
00:29:56,081 --> 00:29:58,834
And Michael kicked himself
for a pose
806
00:29:58,876 --> 00:30:02,046
he thought would express
humility to Sanjiv,
807
00:30:02,087 --> 00:30:05,007
the Altitude photographer.
808
00:30:05,049 --> 00:30:07,509
And so Michael--
809
00:30:07,551 --> 00:30:10,429
a man who'd for years
threatened to leave
810
00:30:10,471 --> 00:30:13,807
his family but had always
stayed for his son,
811
00:30:13,849 --> 00:30:17,811
a man who no longer had that
excuse nor anywhere to live--
812
00:30:17,853 --> 00:30:20,356
found himself
with nothing to lose
813
00:30:20,397 --> 00:30:22,983
in a town
that he'd always imagined
814
00:30:23,025 --> 00:30:25,027
would be his destiny,
815
00:30:25,069 --> 00:30:28,572
and for the first time
in many years,
816
00:30:28,614 --> 00:30:30,616
Michael had hope.
817
00:30:36,705 --> 00:30:38,832
Michael steps out
of the air-conditioned airport.
818
00:30:38,874 --> 00:30:41,835
Hope you know a good place
to live because I'm...
819
00:30:41,877 --> 00:30:44,421
Ooh, dear Lord.
820
00:30:44,463 --> 00:30:45,964
'Cause I'm looking
821
00:30:46,006 --> 00:30:47,800
- to make a new start.
- Don't touch that handle.
822
00:30:47,841 --> 00:30:49,134
Whoa, Mother of God!
823
00:30:49,176 --> 00:30:51,095
Dear Lord!
824
00:30:51,136 --> 00:30:52,513
Whoo!
825
00:30:52,554 --> 00:30:54,515
And Michael returns
826
00:30:54,556 --> 00:30:58,435
to the only viable place
he can think of to live...
827
00:30:58,477 --> 00:31:00,771
Gentlemen, start your engines.
828
00:31:00,813 --> 00:31:03,565
...where he begins his new life
cleaning up
829
00:31:03,607 --> 00:31:05,567
after his family's old one.
830
00:31:05,609 --> 00:31:07,152
Buster.
831
00:31:07,194 --> 00:31:11,448
No... no, Gob.
832
00:31:11,490 --> 00:31:13,450
Oh!
833
00:31:13,492 --> 00:31:15,494
It was Lindsay.
834
00:31:15,614 --> 00:31:18,507
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