1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:07,178 The Austerity Clinic was a well-known rehab facility that, 2 00:00:07,273 --> 00:00:10,880 on this particular day, was about to get a new therapist. 3 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,614 Hello, everyone. 4 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:17,285 I am Dr. Tobias Fünke and I will be your therapist. 5 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:19,826 Yes, I'm getting to that. 6 00:00:19,919 --> 00:00:22,490 And I am also a registered sex offender. 7 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:24,796 Now, let's have a wrap-about. 8 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:26,966 - I am here because 9 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:30,932 Lucille Austero has given me the opportunity 10 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:33,168 to pay my debt to society. 11 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:36,412 Although, technically, it was society that owed him, 12 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:39,177 as he was the victim of a merry mix-up. 13 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:41,081 Is there a little girl here all by herself? 14 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:43,050 Daddy needs to get his rocks... 15 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:44,850 We don't have to hear this again. 16 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:47,690 But he was arrested despite his innocence. 17 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:49,786 Hey, Officers, are you here for the raccoon? 18 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,885 Oh, no, I'm not a raccoon, I'm... 19 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:54,329 Because, instead of asking for a lawyer... 20 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:56,458 This creep chose to ask about a more pressing matter. 21 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,194 Is this going to be SAG or AFTRA? 22 00:00:58,291 --> 00:00:59,861 And for the first time, 23 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:03,463 Tobias started to get recognized for his television work. 24 00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:07,605 Oh, no, no, that's not representative of who I am. 25 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,611 - Anus Tart. - Yep, that's me. 26 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:11,773 Fortunately Tobias, who had once 27 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:14,043 turned down an offer from Lucille 2... 28 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:16,518 How would you like to come work for me at Austerity? 29 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:17,644 Mmm. No. 30 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:21,624 Had, after a particularly vicious beating with a soup ladle, 31 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:23,318 - changed his tune. 32 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,121 But didn't want to look too eager. 33 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:27,197 Yes. 34 00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:31,130 I'm also an analyst and a therapist, 35 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:32,832 which makes me... 36 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,532 Prison had taught Tobias at least one thing... 37 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:37,005 A theralyst. 38 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:42,344 Now, let's have a wrap-about, and what we'll do is just take a comfy pose. 39 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:45,348 I want everybody just to sit back and relax where they are 40 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,349 and let's learn about each other 41 00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:49,453 and let's find out about each... 42 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:51,746 Oh, my goodness. 43 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:55,850 Wow. Well, it seems as if we are amongst royalty here. 44 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:58,529 - I'm sorry, how old are you? -23. 45 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,325 Ah. Well within my rights. 46 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:02,991 Yes, why don't you take the comfortable chair? 47 00:02:04,023 --> 00:02:07,971 And we're going to start with you, and, please, first names only. 48 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,506 Hi, I'm Mark. 49 00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:13,806 Mark Cherry, we all know that, but, please, first names only. 50 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:16,347 Mark is my first name, Cherry is my last name. 51 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:18,643 Oh, and Simon says you're out. 52 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,356 No. No, Mark Cherry, I was having fun. 53 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:26,788 I have a bit of a wit. 54 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:27,881 Sometimes I have to tell people 55 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,460 'cause they can't figure it out 56 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:31,061 from when I say the things that I... 57 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,961 But, please, Mr. Cherry, first names only. 58 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:38,902 So I got involved with drugs, and there were bees and drinking, 59 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,798 and I just decided it was time to get away. In fact... 60 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:44,842 Go away, getaway Get away, getaway 61 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:46,740 All right, all right, all right. 62 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,210 We're not doing a musical here. 63 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:49,745 Thank you. 64 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:52,713 Hopelessly hopeless 65 00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:53,875 Hmm. 66 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:58,347 And speaking of hopeless, I think we all recognize this gentleman. 67 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:05,596 I'm not Andy (BLEEP) Richter. I'm Emmett. 68 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:09,527 Although he was Andy's identical quintuplet brother. 69 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:13,365 Unfortunately, he wouldn't allow us to show his face on camera. 70 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:15,302 - Emmett who? - Richter. 71 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,238 Simon says you're out. 72 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:21,373 No, I was being witty. What's wrong with you? 73 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:22,707 I hoard. 74 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:26,014 Now, that's what we call a breakthrough. 75 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:28,051 And that's when a patient entered 76 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,188 who was also looking for a new start. 77 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:31,550 Sorry I'm late, everybody. 78 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,522 - DeBrie. - And found one. 79 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:35,684 Tobias. 80 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:37,895 I didn't know if I'd ever see you again. 81 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:39,254 You look great, very, very healthy. 82 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:40,387 Yeah. 83 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:42,397 I haven't had anything for six weeks. 84 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:44,627 Mark C. checked me in. 85 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:48,399 After a devastating night of hard partying in Malibu... 86 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,409 She reminds me of my grandma, like a real sick version. 87 00:03:57,503 --> 00:03:58,743 So sweet. 88 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,343 So, how are you? 89 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:01,644 Good, gosh, great, yes. 90 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:05,848 After you left, I booked a guest-y on a hidden camera show. 91 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:10,354 Could you give me one second to organically get... 92 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:15,194 And I'm also a registered sex offender. How are you? 93 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,864 So, you two know each other? 94 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:22,597 Yes, we do. We were a couple of sorts. 95 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,269 Or are a couple? 96 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,007 - Do you have time for a chat? - Uh... Yes. 97 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:31,742 And that's when Argyle Austero, the director of the clinic, 98 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,283 could no longer hold his tongue. 99 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,216 If you and DeBrie had a previous relationship, 100 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:37,982 there is no way you can be her therapist. 101 00:04:38,077 --> 00:04:39,613 But I love her. 102 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:42,217 Surely there must be some way we can be together. 103 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:45,228 I'm sorry, I can't allow it. Sobriety is too important. 104 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:49,800 I am only sober because musical theater saved my life. 105 00:04:50,556 --> 00:04:52,001 - Is that right? - Mmm. 106 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,632 I'm somewhat of an actor myself. 107 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,740 I just had something on the air three weeks ago. 108 00:04:56,829 --> 00:05:00,743 It was an "as myself," but whatever fills out the reel, yes? 109 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:03,313 Hot cops, we'll clean up the town... 110 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:05,144 lain 't no squealer. 111 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:07,811 He escaped to the country. 112 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:09,511 - Mr. Weathers. Carl Weathers. - Carl Weathers. 113 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:11,885 ...we'll get down on our knees 114 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,252 We're taking on the bad guys... 115 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:14,825 I got here soon as I could. 116 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:18,384 I'm Dr. House, and it's called GVH. 117 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:23,424 The graft is rejecting the host. 118 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:27,699 Just give us a squeeze 119 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:29,034 Hot cops 120 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:30,206 You know, 121 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:33,205 we could put on a musical. This place is littered with talent. 122 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:35,540 I could direct, we could get Mark Cherry to do the music, 123 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,308 and we can cast it with patients. 124 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:40,941 It was a desperate attempt to get to be with the woman he loved, 125 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:42,978 butArgyle hada professionalresponsibility. 126 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:46,353 I don't know if I'd want to risk a patient's sobriety 127 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:49,017 with that kind of pressure. 128 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:51,152 But like a dog's wagging tail, 129 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:54,288 Argyle's tapping feet betrayed his true feelings. 130 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:56,095 When it comes to DeBrie, 131 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,260 you don't have to worry about her being under pressure 132 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,395 because she's a professional actress. 133 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:04,133 Which also made its way onto Tobias' reel for some reason. 134 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:07,368 Hot cops 135 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,580 She was in the movie The Fantastic Four. 136 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,776 Oh, my God. I was in The Fantasticks. 137 00:06:15,641 --> 00:06:16,847 - Look at that. 138 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:19,014 My sister and I played the young lovers. 139 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:21,991 I can see it 140 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:24,021 Shining somewhere 141 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:25,856 Shining somehow... Where 142 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,590 And I'm ready, I can see it... 143 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:31,225 It was uncanny how much the two men had in common. 144 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:34,572 They used to call me Mister Fantastic. 145 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:36,001 Mr. F 146 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:40,271 Wait a minute. DeBrie played Sue Storm, you played Mr. Fantastic. 147 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,045 I have a suit made of rocks, 148 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:45,048 if I can get it back from the State of California. 149 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:48,485 We shall mount a musical of The Fantastic Four. 150 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:49,675 I don't like it. 151 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,214 I love it. 152 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:53,448 Huzzah! 153 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:55,421 I can hear it 154 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:57,356 I can hear... Sing it while... 155 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:02,361 Now, the story of a family whose future was abruptly canceled, 156 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,592 and the one son-in-law who had no choice 157 00:07:05,691 --> 00:07:07,637 but to keep himself together. 158 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:14,410 It's Tobias' Arrested Development. 159 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:20,546 Tobias had found a way to spend time with the woman he loved. 160 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,177 Please, DeBrie, you've got to do this. 161 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,119 Now he just had to talk her into it. 162 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:27,088 I mean, this could be good for you 163 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,750 and it could be a huge hit, 164 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:29,918 and it's really the only way 165 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:31,552 they're gonna keep us together. 166 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:31,817 They won't let me be your therapist, 167 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:33,263 They won't let me be your therapist, 168 00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:35,023 but they'll let me be your director. 169 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:38,830 I want the world to be able to see this angel face. 170 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:40,598 Oh! Oh, dear. 171 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:42,728 Well, that's a good luck sign on Broadway. 172 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:45,002 On the East Coast it's "break a leg," on the West Coast... 173 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:46,804 And so, excited that he'd found a way to both 174 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:49,311 be with DeBrie and help her recovery, 175 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,439 Tobias went to Sudden Valley. 176 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:54,450 Beard, I'm only here to pick up my car keys. 177 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,145 Tobias? 178 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,413 Gob? 179 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,087 Good to see you, old friend. What have you been up to? 180 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:05,321 Oh, uh, things are good, nothing much. 181 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,091 I'm a registered sex offender, but things are good. 182 00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:08,187 Yes, yes. 183 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:10,233 And I'm working at Lucille 2's rehab center, 184 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,393 the one she owns, 185 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,437 not the one she famously went to 12 times. 186 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:15,836 Can we finish this up over breakfast? I'm starving. 187 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:17,430 Oh, is it finishing? Okay. 188 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:18,907 And the two friends caught up. 189 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,807 But if I wouldn't have gotten arrested, 190 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,846 I wouldn't have ended up working at the rehab, 191 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:24,881 and I wouldn't have reconnected with my love. 192 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:28,282 True, I can't ethically ravage her body, I have to leave that to time, 193 00:08:28,374 --> 00:08:30,684 but she's just so much fun to be with. 194 00:08:30,776 --> 00:08:34,155 L, too, am in a relationship, but this person is sort of a celebrity. 195 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:37,956 Well, turns out my femme fatale is a bit of a celebrity herself. 196 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:41,561 Well, looks like life is going pretty well for both of us. 197 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:42,894 Except that I'm broke. 198 00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:44,261 And I'm a sex offender. 199 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,236 Michael expects me to sell these split-level death traps. 200 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:48,430 And how am I supposed to do that? 201 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,771 I mean, there are no schools or libraries or internet or playgrounds 202 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:53,275 within 20 miles of here. 203 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,914 It's funny, I've been looking for a place to live, 204 00:08:58,004 --> 00:09:00,814 and that fills virtually every parole requirement I have. 205 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,316 That's great. When can you move in? 206 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,217 Uh, duh. Now. 207 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:07,757 And with his living arrangements taken care of, 208 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:10,020 Tobias returned to his court-appointed work-release. 209 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,094 One, two, three, four, five... 210 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:13,322 And so began an intense workshop 211 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,625 to create the Fantastic Four musical, 212 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:17,959 written and directed by Tobias. 213 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,230 Now, the script is in process, but the goal is 214 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:23,136 that we all get a little outing on the Cinco de Cuatro, 215 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,334 where we'll be performing it on a boat. 216 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:27,843 I hope no one gets seasick. Okay. 217 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:30,778 And Mark Cherry is going to be doing the music for us. 218 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:32,315 And this will make my stay shorter, right? 219 00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:33,916 I'll get out of here a week sooner? 220 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:36,213 Well, sobriety is the most important thing, 221 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,582 but we'll see how good the music is. 222 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:39,946 Tobias inspired the troops. 223 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,047 All right, let's get up... 224 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:43,320 And after some initial trepidation, 225 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,589 Argyle set to work with the choreography. 226 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:48,962 Back, step. Out, back, step, back, step. 227 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:52,161 Out. Now, try that. Out, back, step, shuffle... 228 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,862 And even though DeBrie had some trouble 229 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:55,630 with the choreography at first... 230 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:56,832 ...shuffle, ball change, shuffle, step. 231 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:57,999 DeBrie. DeBrie. 232 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,201 - Oh, God. - Are you all right? 233 00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:00,504 Yeah, yeah. 234 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:01,906 Baby steps, Argyle. She's brittle. 235 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:03,981 Tobias, it does not get babier than this. 236 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:05,845 - Maybe I can't do this. - You can do it. 237 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,645 Tobias, I can do it. I used to be a hoofer. 238 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:09,548 Well, now you're a huff er... 239 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:11,019 If dancing wasn't her strength, 240 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:15,456 Tobias had no doubt she'd wow them with her show-stopping solo. 241 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,721 I don't want to be invisible 242 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:22,459 I don't want to be invisible anymore 243 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:26,268 Okay, good. Get out there. All right. Okay. 244 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:29,104 Oh, I like this, too... Where's Argyle? 245 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:32,005 She's choreographing. Let's all do it, too. 246 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:33,338 And we'll just follow her lead. 247 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:35,935 When she comes up, we come up as a group. 248 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,742 - So, DeBrie, when you come up, 249 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,442 we shall rise with you. 250 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:47,584 Go with her. Go. Follow her. Follow her. Go. 251 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:51,287 Am I crazy, or is this really good? 252 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:55,130 I'm gonna stomp all over your face 253 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:58,691 Even if my heart won't snap back into place 254 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:01,965 I'm gonna stomp all over your face 255 00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:05,937 Even though my heart won't snap back into place 256 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,140 Fantastic Four 257 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:10,506 I can't do it. 258 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,583 It's good, it's great. No, you're great. 259 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,652 The problem is with you. 260 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:18,813 See, you keep writing this infantile, ridiculous melody 261 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:21,187 over and over and over again. 262 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:23,282 I say that as your director. 263 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:27,091 As your therapist, I'm happy that you're expressing yourself. 264 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,628 But as a director, I don't have to like it. And I don't. 265 00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:33,226 But, also, good for you. Therapist now speaking. 266 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:34,326 But, also, no. 267 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:37,806 And as the music evolved, so did DeBrie's confidence. 268 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,740 Tobias, I just do this now. Just... 269 00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:41,778 Ooh, baby 270 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,471 One, one move. 271 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:44,604 Let's work with that. Let's use that. 272 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,615 - Or no move. - Good. The power. 273 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,879 And she's disappearing as we dance. 274 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:50,510 Ooh, baby 275 00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:52,885 And a big finish right to her! 276 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,519 Tobias, it's bleeding again. 277 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:02,828 And with the evidence tag off the rock monster suit, 278 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,902 the project was coming halfway to life. 279 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:05,991 Fantastic Three 280 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,070 Fantastic Three 281 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:09,901 Fantastic Four 282 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,941 Am I crazy, or is this good? 283 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,844 It's really good. 284 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:19,781 And then Tobias asked the question that nobody was thinking. 285 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:24,483 How much would it cost to do this right? I mean, really right. 286 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,112 To do a Broadway-level production 287 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,780 of the eight minutes we have right now? 288 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:28,915 Ballpark. 289 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,550 $700,000. 290 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:34,859 Hey. I can whistle. Ooh, we have to use that in the show. 291 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:38,424 Now what if, say, I could raise between $50 and $100? 292 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,561 How much of the remainder could you generate? 293 00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:44,197 Well, if my sister could call in some debts, probably all of it. 294 00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:45,502 - Oh. - But that means 295 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,169 we'd have to use the Cinco show as a preview, 296 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,838 and she would want to know that we have the rights. 297 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,244 Of course, of course. 298 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,284 Wait a minute. We don't have the rights? 299 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:55,875 Well, not yet. 300 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,682 Not yet, but I was going to ask you about that. 301 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,085 Who produced the one you were in? 302 00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:02,886 Uh... I think it's imagine Generic. Ron Howard's company. 303 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,656 Imagine Generic was a division set up 304 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:08,994 to extend the rights to films that studios weren't prepared to make yet. 305 00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:12,568 I just hope the three of us make it back. 306 00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:14,068 Three of us? 307 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,275 Houston, we're having a baby. 308 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,912 DeBRIE: I don't want to get arrested again 309 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,513 because we don't have the rights. 310 00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:27,812 No, don't, all right. No, no! All right. Settle down. Settle down. 311 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,682 This has happened to every Broadway show 312 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,345 in the history of Broadway shows. 313 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:35,357 And I swear I shall acquire the rights. 314 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,218 So Tobias went to do so, 315 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:42,264 as Argyle set a dinner date with his sister at the Balboa Club... 316 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:43,892 Imagine Entertainment. 317 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,401 On the same night that Michael's date, Rebel, 318 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,200 was finding her father's character under attack. 319 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:50,797 Ron is not like that at all. 320 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,967 Of course, Michael thought Ron was Rebel's boyfriend. 321 00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:54,669 In fact, he's almost too generous. 322 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,111 Sounds like the Ron Howard Man of the Year Awards, though. 323 00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:59,773 And the evening broke up of its own accord. 324 00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:00,850 My son is sick, so... 325 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:01,984 Oh, no. 326 00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:03,144 I have to go. 327 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:06,646 Rebel. Rebel, let me come. I'm great with kids. 328 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:09,521 It's not about the kid. I'm not comfortable here. 329 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,820 Okay. Are you off to see him? 330 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,725 Listen, if you've got a problem with me seeing other people, 331 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:13,922 why don't you just come out and say it? 332 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,590 No, no, I can. What do you mean? I can handle that. 333 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,101 We'll see each other a la carte, you know? 334 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,797 Like the $18 baked potato you ordered that you didn't touch. 335 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,663 Yeah, you're not comfortable. 336 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,738 Yeah, no, well, listen. Rebel, Rebel. 337 00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:28,641 Fine. See you later. Say hi to Ron Howard for me. 338 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:32,580 Andperhaps because neither Michaelnor Lindsay couldhandle rejection, 339 00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:33,672 they blamed each other. 340 00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:35,581 Hope you're happy. My girlfriend left, 'cause she can't stand 341 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:38,018 your right-wing, American scallop-eating boyfriend. 342 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:41,990 He left because your chirpy little actress couldn't keep her mouth shut. 343 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,186 That's it. Know what? You're out of the movie. 344 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,261 Fine. 345 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,762 - Good night. - Good night. 346 00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,491 And with his evening freed up, 347 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:53,001 Michael reached out to a son he'd earlier blown off 348 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,129 George Michael, hey. Got out of it. 349 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:59,767 I made a ton of people angry, but you know what I always say, "Family..." 350 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,539 Gosh, I really wanted to do that, 351 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,341 but I just had this work thing come up, 352 00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:06,939 and it's like you always say, 353 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:11,112 "Family first, unless there's a work thing, and then work first. " 354 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,621 I have said that, too. 355 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:15,749 I've got politics and producing stuff I can... 356 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,961 After being kicked out of his son's dorm 357 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,063 and stood up at the Ealing Club, 358 00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:22,257 this particular rejection really hurt. 359 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:23,424 Another time. 360 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,263 But he tried toput on a brave face 361 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:28,031 when he ran into a woman he was in debt to. 362 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,538 Who is this? 363 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,106 This is my baby brother, Argyle. 364 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,698 And here's the family joke. 365 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,608 I'm a tall drink of water, and he's the chaser. 366 00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:38,110 it should be flipped, right? 367 00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,444 No, because here's another joke. 368 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:43,679 You owe my sister $700,000, 369 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,813 and I'm going to chase you down until you pay up. 370 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,856 And if you don't pay up by the 4th, 371 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,120 you're gonna be washing up with the rest of the broken piñatas 372 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,455 on the 5th. 373 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:52,756 Lucille! 374 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,124 Oh, hello. 375 00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:55,289 Who's... Ow! Ow! 376 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,230 God, what is on the bottom of those shoes? 377 00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,529 Taps. 378 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:02,470 And I can tap dance all over your face, if you know what I mean. 379 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:05,405 Even if my heart won't snap back into place. 380 00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:07,499 I don't know what you meant with the last part there. 381 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,173 I'll chase you down and find you, Michael. 382 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,509 You can't hide in a gorilla suit from me. 383 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:16,881 Mr. F 384 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,751 Argyle was wrong on that count. 385 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:20,790 It was Buster who wore the gorilla suit. 386 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,793 He's a producer, and he says he'll pay up. Any progress on the rights? 387 00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,363 I'm in talks with imagine. 388 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:28,488 Well, kinda. 389 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,028 Ron Howard's office. 390 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,568 Yes, this is Tobias Fünke. 391 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,036 I'm a registered sex offender, and I'd like to talk to Ron... 392 00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:38,399 Well, then you're gonna have to work with our new patient, 393 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,805 and good luck with her. 394 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:42,708 We call her the "B" word from the "C" ward. 395 00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,576 Or is it the "C" word from the "B" ward? 396 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,341 And that's when Tobias got some more bad news. 397 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,113 Hello, Anus Tart. 398 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,987 And she never even saw the license plate. 399 00:16:57,048 --> 00:16:59,619 Tobias had no way of being around DeBrie 400 00:16:59,784 --> 00:17:02,355 without the rights to Fantastic Four. 401 00:17:03,287 --> 00:17:06,564 And that's when he ran into an equally worried Michael. 402 00:17:06,657 --> 00:17:07,635 You okay? 403 00:17:07,725 --> 00:17:10,763 Michael. What a pleasant surprise. 404 00:17:11,662 --> 00:17:13,835 Please. Make yourself at home. 405 00:17:14,065 --> 00:17:18,172 I am. I'm home. This is my... l own all the homes here, actually. 406 00:17:18,269 --> 00:17:20,579 And Gob's supposed to be selling these, so... 407 00:17:20,671 --> 00:17:21,672 Where is he? Do you know? 408 00:17:21,772 --> 00:17:22,750 Oh, out and about. 409 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:26,219 Me doth think he hath a lady. As doth I dooth. 410 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,345 Oh. 411 00:17:27,445 --> 00:17:29,482 And they're both bit of celebrities. 412 00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:32,356 Well, that is odd, because I'm also dating a celebrity. 413 00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:35,590 Oh. Perchance a double date is in our future, eh, brother-in-law? 414 00:17:35,686 --> 00:17:36,664 I don't... 415 00:17:36,754 --> 00:17:37,824 Tell me about her. 416 00:17:39,123 --> 00:17:41,729 I don't think that you're the best one to talk to 417 00:17:41,826 --> 00:17:44,136 about my relationship difficulties. 418 00:17:44,228 --> 00:17:45,605 Fair enough. 419 00:17:45,996 --> 00:17:48,840 It's only what I do for a living, Michael. 420 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,511 What I'm trained to do. 421 00:17:54,038 --> 00:17:55,312 Well, let me tell you a little bit about her. 422 00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:56,510 Okay. 423 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,916 So it's a simple choice, really. 424 00:17:59,009 --> 00:18:00,545 If I keep seeing her, he'll find out and kill the movie. 425 00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:03,352 So, I either keep the girl and lose the movie, 426 00:18:03,781 --> 00:18:05,818 or I keep the movie, lose the girl. 427 00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:09,557 But the whole reason that I did the movie was to get the girl. it's... 428 00:18:09,687 --> 00:18:13,760 Michael, I appreciate your bravery. 429 00:18:13,858 --> 00:18:15,633 And I know everything seems doomed now, 430 00:18:15,726 --> 00:18:18,935 and believe me, I'm in a similar situation myself, 431 00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:20,832 but trust me. 432 00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:24,442 We are... (BLEEP) We are... (BLEEP) 433 00:18:24,902 --> 00:18:25,937 (BLEEP) 434 00:18:26,036 --> 00:18:28,482 I mean, unless some sort of miracle coincidence happens. 435 00:18:28,572 --> 00:18:32,782 But, no, the best thing to do is just walk away, 436 00:18:33,744 --> 00:18:35,883 and we'll lick each other's wounds. 437 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,151 I guess I'm just going to have to 438 00:18:38,315 --> 00:18:40,386 give up my dream and my love forever. 439 00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:42,997 I think I should just go tell Ron Howard that it is over. 440 00:18:43,087 --> 00:18:44,930 Yes. Ron Howard? 441 00:18:45,022 --> 00:18:46,763 - Ron Howard's making this movie? - Yeah. 442 00:18:46,857 --> 00:18:48,234 Michael, you can't just walk away from this. 443 00:18:48,325 --> 00:18:49,599 You have to go talk to him. 444 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,297 You just told me the exact opposite. 445 00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:54,042 Reverse psychology. It didn't work. How's this? 446 00:18:54,131 --> 00:18:56,372 What I'm going to do for you, Michael, is, 447 00:18:56,467 --> 00:19:00,438 I am going to go there with you for moral support 448 00:19:00,538 --> 00:19:02,916 and I will act as your assistant 449 00:19:03,073 --> 00:19:05,485 and maybe I'll do my famous gay character. 450 00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:07,247 I don't think you've seen that character. 451 00:19:07,411 --> 00:19:09,015 I think I have. 452 00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:10,353 Mmm... 453 00:19:10,981 --> 00:19:12,619 I don't think so. 454 00:19:14,385 --> 00:19:16,296 The next day Michael sat down 455 00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:19,698 for a one-on-one meeting with Ron Howard at Imagine. 456 00:19:19,790 --> 00:19:21,269 Hi, thank you for seeing me. 457 00:19:21,358 --> 00:19:22,462 Oh, well, that's fine, 458 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,564 but I should warn you, this is what I call a haircut meeting, 459 00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:26,733 so we probably don't have much time. 460 00:19:26,831 --> 00:19:27,866 Okay. 461 00:19:27,965 --> 00:19:30,104 It would be so much better if we could just lose the baseball cap. 462 00:19:30,201 --> 00:19:31,544 We go through this every time. 463 00:19:31,635 --> 00:19:34,946 This is a hat-on haircut, so you just cut what they can see. 464 00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:36,211 You got it, Floyd? 465 00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:37,479 I call all my barbers Floyd. 466 00:19:37,641 --> 00:19:38,847 I'm gonna make this quick. 467 00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:43,951 Are you not going to introduce me? 468 00:19:44,148 --> 00:19:45,889 Thought you were going to wait in the lobby. 469 00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:48,388 Tobias Fünke. I am a producer, as well. 470 00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:49,691 Hey. 471 00:19:49,787 --> 00:19:52,358 But I'm also an actor. That's probably what confused you. 472 00:19:52,456 --> 00:19:55,665 I've done several inmate roles, as well as a couple of 473 00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,899 And As It Is Such, So Also As Such Is It Unto You's, 474 00:19:58,996 --> 00:20:01,033 but I'll get to you after. 475 00:20:01,131 --> 00:20:02,474 Well, that's terrific. 476 00:20:02,566 --> 00:20:03,567 Do you notice that he's already on 477 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:04,668 -my neck hair? - Yes. 478 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,042 Last time I was in here, we talked about, 479 00:20:06,136 --> 00:20:08,480 I wouldn't come back until I had all the release signatures. 480 00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:10,381 - I wanted to give you an update on that. - Terrific. 481 00:20:10,474 --> 00:20:12,454 You can just leave 'em on Louisa's desk. 482 00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:15,786 But that's the update. I don't have them. 483 00:20:16,513 --> 00:20:17,583 Done. 484 00:20:18,282 --> 00:20:19,761 Okay, well, thanks for coming. 485 00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:21,396 Well, um... 486 00:20:21,485 --> 00:20:22,486 Don't you have something else 487 00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:23,564 -you wanted to say? - Yeah. 488 00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:24,826 If not, I'll do mine. 489 00:20:24,922 --> 00:20:27,027 No, no. What? I don't... 490 00:20:28,092 --> 00:20:30,629 Ron, I care about someone deeply 491 00:20:30,728 --> 00:20:33,971 and I think that you may also care about this person. 492 00:20:34,064 --> 00:20:35,805 Hey, that's terrific. 493 00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:38,308 It's Rebel. Rebel Alley. 494 00:20:38,569 --> 00:20:41,982 And she thinks that you're going to always be in her life. 495 00:20:42,072 --> 00:20:43,449 I'm glad to know she thinks that. 496 00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:44,575 Yeah. 497 00:20:44,675 --> 00:20:46,552 Tell him how you feel about her. 498 00:20:46,677 --> 00:20:48,554 Yeah, I'm crazy about her, 499 00:20:48,646 --> 00:20:51,058 and I'm not going to be able to do anything about that 500 00:20:51,148 --> 00:20:53,287 until you let her go. 501 00:20:54,351 --> 00:20:56,126 - She's my little num-num. - Sure. 502 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,494 - You understand what I'm saying? - Of course. 503 00:20:57,588 --> 00:20:59,761 I've changed her, I've bathed her. 504 00:20:59,857 --> 00:21:01,632 Now you want to bathe her. 505 00:21:01,725 --> 00:21:04,137 Yeah, it's, it's my time to bathe her. 506 00:21:04,228 --> 00:21:05,206 She should be your num-num. 507 00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:07,367 She should be my num-num, 508 00:21:07,498 --> 00:21:11,036 and you've got to just let her go, I think, once and for all. 509 00:21:11,368 --> 00:21:14,372 A father doesn't really like to hear that when it comes to his daughter. 510 00:21:14,471 --> 00:21:16,576 I haven't had a chance to talk to her father. 511 00:21:16,674 --> 00:21:19,917 Yeah, I have not yet had a chance to talk to her father, but... 512 00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:22,149 No, no. I was saying that. 513 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,690 Because you are talking to her father. 514 00:21:39,396 --> 00:21:42,036 Did you not know that I'm Rebel's dad? 515 00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:45,205 I knew that part. 516 00:21:49,373 --> 00:21:51,148 But I also... 517 00:21:51,408 --> 00:21:56,380 I thought that you might also be her... 518 00:21:59,616 --> 00:22:01,095 Her lover? 519 00:22:02,586 --> 00:22:03,690 No. 520 00:22:03,787 --> 00:22:06,324 Well, this is hardly an episode of Happy Days. 521 00:22:06,423 --> 00:22:07,493 I get it. 522 00:22:07,591 --> 00:22:09,730 I was arrested as a sex offender, 523 00:22:09,827 --> 00:22:12,068 but at least I knew it was my daughter 524 00:22:12,229 --> 00:22:14,470 I was arrested for coming on to. 525 00:22:14,565 --> 00:22:16,602 Now, about my project, it's a family piece. 526 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,270 Does this mean our project is dead? 527 00:22:18,369 --> 00:22:22,078 Listen, I never let personal matters interfere with business. 528 00:22:22,406 --> 00:22:24,477 However, you should know she's dating someone else, 529 00:22:24,575 --> 00:22:26,179 and I'll do everything in my power 530 00:22:26,343 --> 00:22:27,947 to make sure she never dates you again. 531 00:22:28,045 --> 00:22:29,922 Incredibly fair of you. 532 00:22:30,447 --> 00:22:32,893 Well, that was a merry mix-up, eh? 533 00:22:32,983 --> 00:22:34,519 Now, about my project, 534 00:22:34,618 --> 00:22:37,622 it's based on something that you produced in '92, 535 00:22:37,721 --> 00:22:38,995 The Fantastic Four. 536 00:22:39,089 --> 00:22:41,035 That was a favor that I did for Fox. 537 00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:45,096 Well, it turns out that one of the leads, DeBrie, played Sue Storm. 538 00:22:45,195 --> 00:22:46,640 In fact, she is the leading lady 539 00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:50,940 in my production of Fantastic Four: The Musical. 540 00:22:51,635 --> 00:22:55,447 Which, with a wave of your little pink hand, you could make happen, 541 00:22:55,539 --> 00:22:56,882 and then I'd owe you one. 542 00:22:56,974 --> 00:22:59,921 Well, uh... Thanks, but I couldn't do that. 543 00:23:00,010 --> 00:23:04,481 It would just be so incredibly meaningful and change so many lives. 544 00:23:04,581 --> 00:23:05,753 I can't do it, 545 00:23:07,584 --> 00:23:09,564 but, I also don't want to. 546 00:23:14,925 --> 00:23:15,995 Mmm. 547 00:23:16,427 --> 00:23:17,428 You are ruining my life, Ron Howard! 548 00:23:17,528 --> 00:23:18,506 No, no, no. 549 00:23:18,595 --> 00:23:20,472 - You're ruining... - Louisa ! 550 00:23:24,501 --> 00:23:26,503 I'm gonna start wearing a hat when I get my hair cut, too. 551 00:23:26,603 --> 00:23:27,673 What is wrong with you? 552 00:23:27,771 --> 00:23:30,980 You knew that Ron Howard was Rebel Alley's father? 553 00:23:31,075 --> 00:23:32,577 Yes, everyone does. 554 00:23:32,676 --> 00:23:35,247 I didn't realize that's who you thought the other man was, 555 00:23:35,345 --> 00:23:39,157 but the good news is, at least one of our projects is still going, which... 556 00:23:39,249 --> 00:23:42,128 By the way, I haven't signed this yet. Should I? 557 00:23:42,219 --> 00:23:44,699 Yes, absolutely. Thank you. 558 00:23:45,622 --> 00:23:47,465 Okay, my movie rights. 559 00:23:48,826 --> 00:23:52,740 Tobias Onyango Fünke. 560 00:23:52,830 --> 00:23:54,207 Initial down here. 561 00:23:54,298 --> 00:23:55,368 This is exciting. 562 00:23:55,532 --> 00:23:56,602 Thank you. 563 00:23:58,569 --> 00:24:00,515 - You're out of the movie. 564 00:24:02,639 --> 00:24:04,175 Tobias was defeated. 565 00:24:04,274 --> 00:24:05,548 And the most important thing... 566 00:24:05,642 --> 00:24:08,384 Without theplay, he'dlose DeBrie from his life, 567 00:24:08,479 --> 00:24:12,052 but he'd made his bed and had no choice but to lie in it. 568 00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:13,926 He's back. 569 00:24:15,352 --> 00:24:18,299 I got the rights. We're going to make a musical. 570 00:24:18,388 --> 00:24:19,867 Or just lie. 571 00:24:19,957 --> 00:24:21,402 - Yay. - Yay. 572 00:24:23,527 --> 00:24:24,904 Yay. 573 00:24:25,062 --> 00:24:26,405 Yay. 574 00:24:27,097 --> 00:24:28,804 Yay. 575 00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:31,238 Yay. 576 00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:38,911 And so the group went into their final rehearsal process, 577 00:24:39,009 --> 00:24:43,685 and although DeBrie still hadbutterflies, and worms, 578 00:24:44,648 --> 00:24:46,525 the play did have a new backer who had a few notes. 579 00:24:46,617 --> 00:24:47,595 Yes. 580 00:24:47,684 --> 00:24:50,096 Is anyone going to tell her she needs to lose weight? 581 00:24:50,187 --> 00:24:51,962 Because I'm not buying invisible, 582 00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:55,229 and you don't want to be out there on a raft that's listing. 583 00:24:55,325 --> 00:24:56,326 I can reach you... 584 00:24:56,426 --> 00:24:59,168 Yes, Lucille had found someone to mother. 585 00:24:59,263 --> 00:25:01,368 No one can reach me. 586 00:25:01,465 --> 00:25:04,639 "No one can reach me"? Is that how she's going to say that line? 587 00:25:04,735 --> 00:25:06,408 "No one can reach me"? 588 00:25:07,237 --> 00:25:11,014 But all the pressure was compelling DeBrie to think about a slip. 589 00:25:11,108 --> 00:25:12,314 Fantastic Four 590 00:25:12,409 --> 00:25:16,551 Maybe they should re-title this Fantastic Three and Lousy One. 591 00:25:16,647 --> 00:25:18,217 That's my bad... 592 00:25:18,315 --> 00:25:20,317 Oh, DeBrie. 593 00:25:20,417 --> 00:25:22,829 Or ankle or knee. 594 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,729 I think I need some drugs. 595 00:25:24,821 --> 00:25:27,461 No, it's okay, that's okay, no drugs are necessary. 596 00:25:27,558 --> 00:25:30,038 We all want drugs, but that's a no-no, yes? 597 00:25:30,627 --> 00:25:33,164 And soon it was the night of their big show, 598 00:25:33,263 --> 00:25:36,403 and Tobias and his ragtag troupe of substance abusers 599 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:38,810 showed up for their big moment on stage. 600 00:25:38,902 --> 00:25:42,281 In case you didn't know, the stage adds seven pounds. 601 00:25:42,372 --> 00:25:44,113 Two words. Diet pills. 602 00:25:44,274 --> 00:25:45,981 Do you have any? 603 00:25:46,076 --> 00:25:47,453 Lucille, please. 604 00:25:47,544 --> 00:25:49,251 Okay, Fan Four, company meeting. 605 00:25:49,346 --> 00:25:50,950 Now, I know everybody has made a commitment 606 00:25:51,048 --> 00:25:52,891 to stay in the program for at least 30 more days, 607 00:25:52,983 --> 00:25:56,590 but I think we can all afford one night of intense pressure, yes? 608 00:25:56,687 --> 00:25:58,894 We're all hoofers, we can take the pressure, huh? 609 00:25:58,989 --> 00:26:01,469 Argyle! Not helping, okay? 610 00:26:03,393 --> 00:26:05,066 Does anybody have any questions? 611 00:26:05,162 --> 00:26:06,664 Yeah, I got a question. 612 00:26:06,763 --> 00:26:09,539 You're sure the Hispanic community is okay with all of this? 613 00:26:09,633 --> 00:26:12,375 Hmm. I'm sure they think of this as an homage. Yes. 614 00:26:12,469 --> 00:26:14,915 Okay, I'm going to go put on my rock monster outfit 615 00:26:15,005 --> 00:26:16,040 and pass out some fliers. 616 00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:17,709 You can take any boat to the float. 617 00:26:17,808 --> 00:26:20,755 Tobias. I don't think I can do this. 618 00:26:20,844 --> 00:26:23,415 You can do anything I want you to do. 619 00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:26,083 And you want to do as well. 620 00:26:26,183 --> 00:26:27,287 We need this. 621 00:26:27,384 --> 00:26:29,694 This will make all our old dreams come true. 622 00:26:29,786 --> 00:26:31,788 But maybe they're old for a reason. 623 00:26:31,888 --> 00:26:34,698 Oh, you're focusing on the wrong words. 624 00:26:34,791 --> 00:26:36,293 If we can get through tonight, DeBrie, 625 00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:37,939 we can get through anything. All right? 626 00:26:38,028 --> 00:26:39,006 Don't worry about it. 627 00:26:39,096 --> 00:26:40,666 The audience will be completely drunk, 628 00:26:40,764 --> 00:26:43,142 and if we're not perfect, they'll take it out on us, 629 00:26:43,233 --> 00:26:45,611 but that's why you're going to be perfect. 630 00:26:45,702 --> 00:26:48,911 You have to be perfect. Okay. All right. 631 00:26:49,273 --> 00:26:51,275 But Tobias was about to discover 632 00:26:51,441 --> 00:26:53,443 a situation that was less than perfect. 633 00:26:53,543 --> 00:26:55,318 - What? Oh, no. - Fantastic Four. 634 00:26:55,412 --> 00:26:57,915 Who would bring kids here? This is no place for... 635 00:26:58,015 --> 00:27:00,120 I'm a registered sex offender. 636 00:27:00,217 --> 00:27:03,255 All right. I'm a registered sex offender. 637 00:27:03,754 --> 00:27:04,926 I'm a registered sex offender. 638 00:27:05,022 --> 00:27:07,195 Tobias knew that wearing The Thing outfit 639 00:27:07,357 --> 00:27:09,530 would only make him more recognizable, 640 00:27:09,626 --> 00:27:10,627 so he was at a loss. 641 00:27:10,727 --> 00:27:12,104 Fantastic Four. 642 00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:13,936 DeBrie was also at a loss. 643 00:27:14,031 --> 00:27:15,203 Okay. Okay. 644 00:27:15,299 --> 00:27:16,710 Feeling frightened and fragile, 645 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,247 she tried to keep it together in a very slippery place. 646 00:27:20,470 --> 00:27:22,177 And she probably would have made it, 647 00:27:22,272 --> 00:27:26,220 if the calming waves she was looking at weren't down current from 648 00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:28,221 where Doctor Norman was flushing away 649 00:27:28,378 --> 00:27:30,324 the remains of his medical career. 650 00:27:30,414 --> 00:27:34,658 And so DeBrie, who had been in the safe harbor of a drug-free zone, 651 00:27:34,751 --> 00:27:38,392 found herself in the free-drug zone of an unsafe harbor. 652 00:27:38,488 --> 00:27:41,332 And that's when fate dealt Tobias a new hand. 653 00:27:41,425 --> 00:27:43,496 Buster. Oh, thank God. I need your help. 654 00:27:43,593 --> 00:27:45,163 I've got a show to do in 10 minutes 655 00:27:45,329 --> 00:27:46,899 and I haven't got a thing to wear. 656 00:27:46,997 --> 00:27:48,806 This Thing suit, it's... 657 00:27:48,899 --> 00:27:52,506 And that's how Buster was drafted to be in Tobias' musical. 658 00:27:52,602 --> 00:27:54,479 You're a monster, you don't have to be any good. 659 00:27:54,571 --> 00:27:55,549 What? 660 00:27:55,672 --> 00:27:57,379 It wasn't a great choice of words. 661 00:27:57,474 --> 00:27:59,420 Butch it up and "Thing" your heart out. 662 00:27:59,509 --> 00:28:01,216 Having recast The Thing, 663 00:28:01,311 --> 00:28:03,621 Tobias returned to check on his leading lady. 664 00:28:03,714 --> 00:28:06,092 No, I'm looking for a woman named DeBrie. 665 00:28:06,183 --> 00:28:07,594 DeBrie! 666 00:28:07,684 --> 00:28:08,958 Fantastic Four. 667 00:28:09,052 --> 00:28:10,429 Have you been drinking? 668 00:28:10,587 --> 00:28:13,534 No. it's pills. 669 00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:16,328 How could you do this to me? 670 00:28:16,893 --> 00:28:18,964 Or did I do this to you? 671 00:28:19,529 --> 00:28:20,837 You to me. 672 00:28:21,765 --> 00:28:24,939 I should have left you happy and healthy and sober in that rehab, 673 00:28:25,035 --> 00:28:26,981 instead of trying to rekindle the career 674 00:28:27,137 --> 00:28:29,083 that brought you there in the first place. 675 00:28:29,172 --> 00:28:30,617 Is she drunk? 676 00:28:31,108 --> 00:28:32,348 Uh, no. 677 00:28:33,243 --> 00:28:34,620 - It's pills. - Uh... 678 00:28:35,412 --> 00:28:37,153 Can I talk to you for a second? 679 00:28:37,314 --> 00:28:39,021 Yes. Yes. 680 00:28:39,116 --> 00:28:41,221 That is unacceptable. 681 00:28:41,318 --> 00:28:44,629 Patients doing pills on a literal pile of garbage, 682 00:28:44,721 --> 00:28:47,634 that's not what we're about at Austerity. 683 00:28:47,724 --> 00:28:49,226 Where's Argyle? it's his... 684 00:28:49,393 --> 00:28:50,872 I can't let you blame Argyle for this. 685 00:28:50,961 --> 00:28:52,838 It would destroy his confidence 686 00:28:52,996 --> 00:28:54,907 and he's a little shaky on the lyrics as it is. 687 00:28:54,998 --> 00:28:56,568 He's not very good. 688 00:28:56,666 --> 00:28:59,704 Fine, then I blame you. Someone has to pay for this. 689 00:28:59,803 --> 00:29:03,546 You're putting Austerity in jeopardy. You're out. 690 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,120 No, don't fire me. I'm on a work-release program. 691 00:29:06,209 --> 00:29:07,552 If you fire me, then I have to go back to prison. 692 00:29:07,644 --> 00:29:08,679 I can't go to prison. 693 00:29:08,912 --> 00:29:10,550 And you're investing in this show. 694 00:29:10,647 --> 00:29:12,456 What if we get killer notices? 695 00:29:12,549 --> 00:29:14,551 We'll talk about it on Monday. 696 00:29:14,651 --> 00:29:15,959 Now, get rid of her 697 00:29:16,052 --> 00:29:18,658 before someone sees her with their camera phone. 698 00:29:18,755 --> 00:29:21,167 You know they have those nowadays. 699 00:29:22,426 --> 00:29:26,272 So, I've got until Monday to fix this. 700 00:29:35,906 --> 00:29:39,718 That red-haired lady can't throw her wad at that guy. 701 00:29:40,710 --> 00:29:41,711 Oh, DeBrie. 702 00:29:41,812 --> 00:29:43,621 But on the other side of the dumpster, 703 00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:45,589 things hadn't been so laughable. 704 00:29:45,682 --> 00:29:47,218 Hi, honey. Are you in the play? 705 00:29:47,384 --> 00:29:48,886 Yeah. 706 00:29:48,985 --> 00:29:50,259 What is the play, honey? 707 00:29:50,353 --> 00:29:54,460 Fantastic Three and Lousy One, so Four. 708 00:29:54,558 --> 00:29:55,559 - Four? - Yeah. 709 00:29:55,659 --> 00:29:56,694 And who do you play? 710 00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:57,895 Sue Storm. 711 00:29:57,994 --> 00:30:00,440 Okay, Sue Storm and the Fantastic Four are both trademarked 712 00:30:00,530 --> 00:30:02,532 by the Marvel Entertainment, LLC. 713 00:30:02,632 --> 00:30:04,077 This is a cease and desist letter. 714 00:30:04,201 --> 00:30:07,307 If you violate it, you will go to prison for a long, long time. 715 00:30:07,404 --> 00:30:09,816 And you certainly can't wear a "4" in a logo. 716 00:30:09,906 --> 00:30:13,012 In fact, it wasn't even Marvel that owned the "4 "in a circle. 717 00:30:13,109 --> 00:30:15,248 It was trademarked by the Four Feinbergs. 718 00:30:15,345 --> 00:30:16,585 Hey, can anyone just throw one of those 719 00:30:16,746 --> 00:30:17,986 little Mexican guitars off the dock? 720 00:30:18,081 --> 00:30:20,061 I don't want to go to prison. 721 00:30:20,884 --> 00:30:22,090 I'm going to do it. 722 00:30:25,288 --> 00:30:27,734 Well, Lucille 2 has threatened me with prison, 723 00:30:27,824 --> 00:30:30,361 but it's going to take more than one prison threat... 724 00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:32,531 Oh, you got one, too. 725 00:30:32,629 --> 00:30:34,768 Well, Universe, you seem to be putting up all sorts of walls 726 00:30:34,865 --> 00:30:36,503 between me and my dreams. 727 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,578 Today. 728 00:30:38,134 --> 00:30:40,580 Well, if we have any chance of beating this, 729 00:30:40,737 --> 00:30:43,183 it's by putting on the best show possible. 730 00:30:43,273 --> 00:30:44,752 A real wowzer. 731 00:30:45,242 --> 00:30:47,381 I just need to find a Sue Storm. 732 00:30:48,478 --> 00:30:50,321 I guess I'll need this. 733 00:30:51,481 --> 00:30:53,188 Before I go any further with this, 734 00:30:53,283 --> 00:30:55,559 there's no way a hot cup of coffee 735 00:30:55,719 --> 00:30:57,960 and a glass of the-show-must-go-on spirit 736 00:30:58,054 --> 00:31:00,694 will encourage you in any way, will it? 737 00:31:00,924 --> 00:31:02,460 Let me die. 738 00:31:04,761 --> 00:31:05,739 No. 739 00:31:06,496 --> 00:31:09,340 You're not in any shape to go out and perform tonight. 740 00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:12,174 Tobias knew he couldn't leave DeBrie in the trash 741 00:31:12,269 --> 00:31:14,044 in a highly-trafficked area, 742 00:31:14,137 --> 00:31:16,583 but also knew he had a show to put on. 743 00:31:16,973 --> 00:31:20,386 And so he went off to search for any Sue Storm in the port. 744 00:31:21,545 --> 00:31:23,923 And when the search proved unsuccessful, 745 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,458 he ended up finding one inside himself. 746 00:31:27,050 --> 00:31:29,963 Time to channel my inner Storm. 747 00:31:30,387 --> 00:31:32,628 And because he didn't have the costume, 748 00:31:32,722 --> 00:31:34,861 he created one out of some makeup 749 00:31:35,025 --> 00:31:37,130 he'd always had in case he got a call. 750 00:31:37,227 --> 00:31:40,640 And perhaps it was his muscle memory that led to this. 751 00:31:40,730 --> 00:31:43,472 Tobias, what are you doing? 752 00:31:44,501 --> 00:31:46,811 Oh, pardon the mess. 753 00:31:46,903 --> 00:31:50,180 I just blue myself for the first time in five years. 754 00:31:50,607 --> 00:31:53,349 Excuse me. Make way for Sue Storm. 755 00:31:53,443 --> 00:31:56,947 And now the almost invisible Invisible Girl got on the boat 756 00:31:57,047 --> 00:31:59,254 to head to the floating stage. 757 00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:04,293 Unfortunately, and not for the first time, Tobias got on the wrong boat. 758 00:32:04,921 --> 00:32:07,595 Except this one was piloted by a man 759 00:32:07,691 --> 00:32:10,604 who not only expected a woman in disguise, 760 00:32:11,194 --> 00:32:14,266 but also had a real bad case of face blindness. 761 00:32:14,931 --> 00:32:16,103 And as it turned out, 762 00:32:16,199 --> 00:32:20,045 the woman he was expecting had just given a rousing speech 763 00:32:20,136 --> 00:32:23,208 and joined the Love campaign as they took the message 764 00:32:23,306 --> 00:32:27,254 that Marky had vowed to torpedo to the sea. 765 00:32:27,344 --> 00:32:29,654 I think this is going to make quite a splash. 766 00:32:31,247 --> 00:32:32,920 Oh, I know it is. 767 00:32:41,358 --> 00:32:43,736 After weeks of rehearsal, it becomes clear 768 00:32:43,827 --> 00:32:47,104 that the unauthorized Fantastic Four musical... 769 00:32:47,197 --> 00:32:48,699 Don't want to be 770 00:32:48,798 --> 00:32:50,243 Invisible, invisible... 771 00:32:50,367 --> 00:32:52,779 Does not look like it's going to Broadway. 772 00:32:54,638 --> 00:32:57,881 But since they worked so hard, we're going to run credits over it. 773 00:32:57,974 --> 00:33:00,853 I'm going to stomp all over your face 774 00:33:00,944 --> 00:33:04,517 Even if my heart won't snap back into place 775 00:33:04,948 --> 00:33:08,395 Invisible, invisible 776 00:33:08,518 --> 00:33:11,294 Invisible, invisible 777 00:33:11,588 --> 00:33:13,465 Fantastic Two Fantastic Two 778 00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:15,467 Fantastic Three Fantastic Three 779 00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:18,334 Fantastic Four 780 00:33:18,428 --> 00:33:20,840 It's not who we were 781 00:33:20,930 --> 00:33:23,706 The only thing that can destroy me. Water. 782 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,245 Nice ad-lib. 783 00:33:25,335 --> 00:33:27,246 Not an ad-lib. I can't swim. 784 00:33:27,337 --> 00:33:28,509 In your face