1 00:00:02,082 --> 00:00:06,371 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:11,562 --> 00:00:13,856 NARRATOR:High school seniors often find themselves 3 00:00:13,898 --> 00:00:15,858 in their first relationship. 4 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:16,943 How was that? 5 00:00:16,985 --> 00:00:18,194 Perfecto. 6 00:00:18,236 --> 00:00:20,196 NARRATOR: This is Maeby Funke, 7 00:00:20,238 --> 00:00:23,741 and during her senior year, she was dating this boy. 8 00:00:23,783 --> 00:00:25,785 His name was Perfecto Telles, 9 00:00:25,827 --> 00:00:28,579 and she was rewarding him for doing her English homework, 10 00:00:28,621 --> 00:00:31,874 even though English was his second language. 11 00:00:31,916 --> 00:00:34,460 And if you do my Spanish, I'll teach you how to French. 12 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:37,672 Everyone could see that they had chemistry together, 13 00:00:37,713 --> 00:00:39,381 but it wasn't until Donny Richter's algebra class 14 00:00:39,423 --> 00:00:40,883 that the real bonding began. 15 00:00:40,925 --> 00:00:43,011 Okay, I don't want to embarrass anyone, 16 00:00:43,052 --> 00:00:45,054 so, everyone, close your eyes, close 'em. 17 00:00:45,096 --> 00:00:48,808 Now, if you passed the test, go ahead and get up 18 00:00:48,850 --> 00:00:50,226 and exit the classroom. 19 00:00:50,268 --> 00:00:52,270 MAN: Does that include the crew? 20 00:00:52,312 --> 00:00:53,562 DONNY: No, the "Babies Having Babies" crew... 21 00:00:53,604 --> 00:00:55,940 - 38. - Oh, 43, 22 00:00:55,982 --> 00:00:57,483 but that's because I'm good with numb... 23 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:59,235 Oh, no, actually it's 34. 24 00:00:59,277 --> 00:01:00,862 Well, if it's dumb to stay behind 25 00:01:00,903 --> 00:01:03,072 with you, call me a dummy. 26 00:01:03,114 --> 00:01:04,824 DONNY: We don't say "dummy," 27 00:01:04,866 --> 00:01:07,327 and unfortunately you two alge-tards 28 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:09,996 are going to need some special tutoring. 29 00:01:10,038 --> 00:01:11,247 Which is how they found themselves 30 00:01:11,289 --> 00:01:13,082 headed to the local college, 31 00:01:13,124 --> 00:01:15,376 along with the other math-challenged students. 32 00:01:15,417 --> 00:01:17,086 ♪ Take one down, pass it around ♪ 33 00:01:17,128 --> 00:01:18,420 (all singing different numbers) 34 00:01:18,462 --> 00:01:20,340 ♪ ...bottles of beer on the wall... ♪ 35 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:23,885 Hey, when we get there, don't forget you're Perfecto's woman. 36 00:01:23,926 --> 00:01:26,262 I don't want to hear about some smooth college guy 37 00:01:26,304 --> 00:01:27,596 who stole you away from me. 38 00:01:27,638 --> 00:01:28,931 Are you kidding me? 39 00:01:28,973 --> 00:01:30,225 What kind of loser spends his free time 40 00:01:30,266 --> 00:01:31,767 tutoring high school kids? 41 00:01:31,809 --> 00:01:34,270 - NARRATOR:This kind. - Hey, you must be... 42 00:01:34,312 --> 00:01:36,064 What? 43 00:01:36,105 --> 00:01:37,023 George Michael? 44 00:01:37,065 --> 00:01:38,233 Huh, what is this? 45 00:01:38,274 --> 00:01:39,775 Maeby, what are you doing here? 46 00:01:39,817 --> 00:01:40,985 (both chuckle) 47 00:01:41,027 --> 00:01:43,571 As I live and breathe, I... 48 00:01:43,612 --> 00:01:45,865 I thought you were the girl. I'm supposed to tutor a kid from... 49 00:01:45,907 --> 00:01:49,244 High school, yeah, that's me. 50 00:01:49,285 --> 00:01:51,246 Crazy, that is just crazy. 51 00:01:51,287 --> 00:01:52,496 (chuckles) 52 00:01:52,538 --> 00:01:54,916 But, wait, why are you in high school? 53 00:01:54,957 --> 00:01:57,543 Didn't we graduate together five years ago? 54 00:01:57,585 --> 00:01:59,128 It was a decent question. 55 00:01:59,170 --> 00:02:01,756 After all, it had been several years 56 00:02:01,797 --> 00:02:03,465 since the two high school seniors got somewhat intimate. 57 00:02:03,507 --> 00:02:06,135 You might not even be related to us. 58 00:02:06,177 --> 00:02:10,056 But later, while fleeing the boat party, 59 00:02:10,098 --> 00:02:13,142 George Michael got some advice on the matter from his father. 60 00:02:13,184 --> 00:02:14,685 She might not be a blood relative, 61 00:02:14,727 --> 00:02:16,854 but she is still family. 62 00:02:16,896 --> 00:02:21,776 So, after returning, worn from the harsh winds of the sea, 63 00:02:21,817 --> 00:02:23,278 George Michael found the girl 64 00:02:23,319 --> 00:02:25,113 he now had to back away from on her back. 65 00:02:25,154 --> 00:02:27,656 - Maeby, are you okay? What are you doing? - Shh-shh. 66 00:02:27,698 --> 00:02:29,992 I'm trying to get my parents to notice me. 67 00:02:30,034 --> 00:02:32,370 - I've been here for, like, an hour and a half. - It's not me. 68 00:02:32,412 --> 00:02:34,247 - It had been seven minutes. - Do you think it would help 69 00:02:34,289 --> 00:02:37,041 if I went over and said, like, "Hey, Maeby's dead"? 70 00:02:37,083 --> 00:02:39,043 - No, that would just mean that they notice you. - Well, 71 00:02:39,085 --> 00:02:41,129 obviously they've just got a lot on their plate right now. 72 00:02:41,170 --> 00:02:42,880 I mean, they're clearly busy. 73 00:02:42,922 --> 00:02:45,091 ♪ No, it's just a phallus... eee! ♪ 74 00:02:45,133 --> 00:02:47,467 - Where's that from? - It's from nothing. 75 00:02:47,509 --> 00:02:49,887 - Why don't you cough or something? - Oh, right, 76 00:02:49,929 --> 00:02:51,513 like I'm dying. 77 00:02:51,555 --> 00:02:52,723 (both coughing) 78 00:02:52,765 --> 00:02:54,474 There's nothing keeping us together. 79 00:02:54,516 --> 00:02:56,769 TOBIAS: I believe we're thinking the same thing. 80 00:02:56,811 --> 00:02:58,980 - Oh, God. - (sighs) 81 00:02:59,021 --> 00:03:00,315 But, you know, I'm actually-- 82 00:03:00,356 --> 00:03:02,442 I'm glad to have a moment alone with you, 83 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,819 because it gives us a chance to talk about us. 84 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:06,528 You know, I really care about you. 85 00:03:06,570 --> 00:03:08,739 Oh, boy, here we go. 86 00:03:08,781 --> 00:03:10,241 You want to get more serious. 87 00:03:10,283 --> 00:03:12,452 And Maeby didn't, because-- 88 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:14,494 and I never told you this, but-- 89 00:03:14,536 --> 00:03:17,539 George Michael wasn't a very good kisser. 90 00:03:17,581 --> 00:03:19,292 It seems he both used his tongue 91 00:03:19,334 --> 00:03:21,377 to fend off the intruding tongue, 92 00:03:21,419 --> 00:03:24,339 but also laterally moved his lower jaw 93 00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:26,548 while constricting his lower lip. 94 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:29,093 The upper lip, meanwhile, tended to retract, 95 00:03:29,135 --> 00:03:32,930 revealing an exposed area from the front teeth to the canines, 96 00:03:32,972 --> 00:03:36,767 ultimately creating more pain than pleasure. 97 00:03:36,809 --> 00:03:38,394 Really just rookie mistakes, 98 00:03:38,436 --> 00:03:41,230 but all of it conspired to make Maeby concerned 99 00:03:41,272 --> 00:03:43,649 about him wanting to get more serious. 100 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:46,110 - No, less serious. - What? 101 00:03:46,152 --> 00:03:48,321 Well, my dad doesn't think that it's such a good idea 102 00:03:48,363 --> 00:03:50,323 for you and me to be together. 103 00:03:50,365 --> 00:03:52,533 And that doesn't make me hotter to you? 104 00:03:52,574 --> 00:03:54,952 No, I could see that argument, I-I... 105 00:03:54,994 --> 00:03:56,454 No, I think we should just be cousins. 106 00:03:56,496 --> 00:03:58,873 So first my parents don't notice that I drowned, 107 00:03:58,914 --> 00:04:00,333 and now my cousin doesn't care 108 00:04:00,375 --> 00:04:03,211 that I'm at the height of my sexuality. 109 00:04:03,252 --> 00:04:06,088 No, sure I care, and, you know, I'm right there with you. 110 00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:08,508 We're a couple of, uh, forces of nature, but... 111 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:11,010 - What? - Forces of nature. 112 00:04:11,052 --> 00:04:13,804 But I just really need to focus on graduating right now, 113 00:04:13,846 --> 00:04:16,516 and maybe you should, too, you know. 114 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:18,893 Maybe that's the best way to get your parents' attention. 115 00:04:18,934 --> 00:04:21,270 That's a great idea. 116 00:04:21,312 --> 00:04:23,939 I've got two whole months to flunk. 117 00:04:23,981 --> 00:04:25,774 That's got to disappoint them. 118 00:04:25,816 --> 00:04:27,485 NARRATOR: Now the story of a family 119 00:04:27,527 --> 00:04:30,029 whose future was abruptly canceled, 120 00:04:30,071 --> 00:04:32,490 and the one daughter who had no choice 121 00:04:32,532 --> 00:04:34,658 but to keep her life together. 122 00:04:38,871 --> 00:04:41,790 It's Maeby's "Arrested Development." 123 00:04:43,834 --> 00:04:45,586 Maeby was trying to get her parents 124 00:04:45,627 --> 00:04:47,671 to notice she was flunking... 125 00:04:47,713 --> 00:04:50,174 So, for some reason they didn't send me a cap and gown, 126 00:04:50,216 --> 00:04:52,134 and I was gonna make one out of sheets, 127 00:04:52,176 --> 00:04:54,011 but I couldn't find... 128 00:04:54,053 --> 00:04:56,556 ...only to discover that Maeby's graduation wasn't 129 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:57,765 top-of-mind for her parents. 130 00:04:57,806 --> 00:04:59,641 They left town. 131 00:04:59,683 --> 00:05:04,230 So she put her plan to put her graduation on hold on hold... 132 00:05:04,272 --> 00:05:06,732 - No, we do not need any extras. - ...and headed off to India, 133 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:08,776 where she'd be working at what was once 134 00:05:08,817 --> 00:05:10,403 just her after-school job. 135 00:05:10,445 --> 00:05:13,448 Right. Okay, do we have to pay them in money or in rice? 136 00:05:13,489 --> 00:05:16,617 If they're in the union, you have to pay with rice. 137 00:05:16,658 --> 00:05:18,578 The movie she was supervising was the latest 138 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:20,496 in her "terrifying grandmother" 139 00:05:20,538 --> 00:05:24,792 "Gangie" franchise, this one taking place in India. 140 00:05:24,833 --> 00:05:26,419 All right, I say we get 10,000 extras, 141 00:05:26,461 --> 00:05:28,337 - and then that way we have it. - We have it. 142 00:05:28,379 --> 00:05:30,172 - Yeah, we have it. - It's good to have it. 143 00:05:30,214 --> 00:05:32,049 TOBIAS: I am going to start wearing this back home. 144 00:05:32,091 --> 00:05:33,342 You'd think someone would tell her 145 00:05:33,384 --> 00:05:34,760 to shave her arms, the poor thing. 146 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:36,053 And soon, she and her team arrived 147 00:05:36,095 --> 00:05:37,388 and headed off to the hotel... 148 00:05:37,430 --> 00:05:38,764 - Wait, how is it pronounced? - "Gan-jeez." 149 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:39,890 MAEBY: Gangie on the Ganges? 150 00:05:39,932 --> 00:05:41,767 That doesn't even make sense. 151 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:43,978 ...where she found out why her mother wasn't at 152 00:05:44,019 --> 00:05:46,688 the graduation that Maeby also wasn't not at. 153 00:05:46,730 --> 00:05:48,065 LINDSAY: You don't get it. 154 00:05:48,107 --> 00:05:49,984 I'm not used to third world hotels. 155 00:05:50,025 --> 00:05:53,362 No, you don't get it-- you are so full of (bleep). 156 00:05:53,404 --> 00:05:56,407 Oh, you have got to be kidding me. 157 00:05:56,449 --> 00:05:58,576 Do we have a hair and makeup crew with us? 158 00:05:58,618 --> 00:05:59,910 Pretty makeup or scary makeup? 159 00:05:59,952 --> 00:06:01,412 Scary. 160 00:06:01,454 --> 00:06:03,289 Well, I think we have the crew that did 161 00:06:03,331 --> 00:06:04,957 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 162 00:06:04,999 --> 00:06:06,708 Perfect. 163 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:09,378 And that's how Lindsay ended up receiving 164 00:06:09,420 --> 00:06:11,172 - this spiritual advice. - I'm so full of passion. 165 00:06:11,213 --> 00:06:12,632 You are so full of (bleep). 166 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:14,008 Yeah, yeah. 167 00:06:14,049 --> 00:06:16,218 Pull your head out of the sand. 168 00:06:16,260 --> 00:06:18,596 Love is where you left it. 169 00:06:18,638 --> 00:06:20,640 The only person back home is Tobias. 170 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,267 You have no children? 171 00:06:23,309 --> 00:06:25,144 No. Why do you ask? 172 00:06:25,186 --> 00:06:27,146 Well, yes, a daughter. 173 00:06:27,188 --> 00:06:29,689 She's away at boarding school in England. 174 00:06:29,731 --> 00:06:32,610 - Is that where we left it? - Although you'd think this 175 00:06:32,652 --> 00:06:33,902 - would have given her away. - Hug? 176 00:06:33,944 --> 00:06:37,156 Please don't squeeze the shaman. 177 00:06:37,198 --> 00:06:39,492 And while it did bring the family back together... 178 00:06:39,534 --> 00:06:40,826 Stop with the prayer hands. 179 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:42,495 It just looks like you're out of ideas. 180 00:06:42,537 --> 00:06:44,830 ...it did make it harder for Maeby to make 181 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,499 this insult stick. 182 00:06:46,541 --> 00:06:48,292 Don't you think it makes you seem a little, um, 183 00:06:48,334 --> 00:06:51,753 what is that saying, full of (bleep)? 184 00:06:51,795 --> 00:06:54,340 Thank you, Maeby, that's actually a compliment in India. 185 00:06:54,382 --> 00:06:56,425 - My own fault. - I'm here because a shaman told me 186 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:58,718 that love is where I left it. 187 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:01,805 But soon, the Funkes took their new spirit of love 188 00:07:01,847 --> 00:07:04,475 and togetherness into a place where they would seldom run 189 00:07:04,517 --> 00:07:06,602 into each other, and Maeby enrolled... 190 00:07:06,644 --> 00:07:08,646 - Okay, going back to school. - ...in a new high school 191 00:07:08,688 --> 00:07:10,939 - for her senior year... - Senior year! 192 00:07:10,981 --> 00:07:12,316 No? No one cares? 193 00:07:12,358 --> 00:07:15,611 This is usually a tough time for teens. 194 00:07:15,653 --> 00:07:18,030 This is when drugs often become an issue. 195 00:07:18,072 --> 00:07:19,990 ...to see if her parents would notice 196 00:07:20,032 --> 00:07:21,783 she should have already graduated. 197 00:07:21,825 --> 00:07:23,327 Time for babies having babies! 198 00:07:23,369 --> 00:07:25,454 Is "Babies Having Babies" on? 199 00:07:25,496 --> 00:07:28,583 That's my favorite show. Ow. 200 00:07:30,125 --> 00:07:32,836 Mother's Day Eve was the most joyous day of the year. 201 00:07:32,878 --> 00:07:35,715 Maeby, you're going to be late for school. 202 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:38,217 And although they did share one Thanksgiving together... 203 00:07:38,259 --> 00:07:40,553 It's not on. 204 00:07:40,595 --> 00:07:42,221 ...they didn't realize they were doing so... 205 00:07:42,263 --> 00:07:44,056 Why would they preempt "Babies Having Babies" 206 00:07:44,098 --> 00:07:45,600 for a turkey cartoon? 207 00:07:45,641 --> 00:07:48,519 ...having celebrated it one week earlier 208 00:07:48,561 --> 00:07:50,605 when they found that duck in the cupboard, 209 00:07:50,646 --> 00:07:52,940 tried to cook it alive, got scared, and then 210 00:07:52,981 --> 00:07:55,025 ended up eating it at a Chinese restaurant. 211 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:56,818 WOMAN:Okay, yeah, we cook duck for you. 212 00:07:56,860 --> 00:07:59,739 Nonetheless, Maeby was doing well in school 213 00:07:59,821 --> 00:08:01,532 and might have graduated had this not happened. 214 00:08:01,574 --> 00:08:04,243 LINDSAY (over machine): Look, I'm sorry, Tobias, 215 00:08:04,285 --> 00:08:05,827 but we're trying to save something 216 00:08:05,869 --> 00:08:07,996 that just couldn't be saved. 217 00:08:08,038 --> 00:08:10,207 Can you delete this so I can leave a message for Maeby? 218 00:08:10,249 --> 00:08:12,209 TOBIAS (over machine): Lindsay, I have met someone. 219 00:08:12,251 --> 00:08:14,336 It's not important who it is. 220 00:08:14,378 --> 00:08:16,797 Erase this message, and I'll leave her a mess... 221 00:08:16,838 --> 00:08:21,510 LINDSAY: Maeby, honey, Daddy has insisted on raising you alone. 222 00:08:21,552 --> 00:08:23,845 But at least her father was choked up. 223 00:08:23,887 --> 00:08:25,598 TOBIAS (voice breaking): Maeby, your daddy's 224 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,475 not going to be around anymore. 225 00:08:27,516 --> 00:08:28,934 (sighs) 226 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,561 (normal voice): Excuse me, I swallowed a bug there. 227 00:08:30,603 --> 00:08:32,104 Uh, your daddy's not going to be around anymore. 228 00:08:32,146 --> 00:08:33,855 WOMAN (over machine): This is the Widow Carr, 229 00:08:33,897 --> 00:08:35,941 and for some reason, it's my job to tell you that, 230 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:38,736 since you never made payment, your house is being foreclosed. 231 00:08:38,778 --> 00:08:40,112 Also, Tobias, you got a callback 232 00:08:40,154 --> 00:08:41,322 for something called "The Big Bang Theory." 233 00:08:41,363 --> 00:08:43,157 Having lost her parents 234 00:08:43,198 --> 00:08:46,827 and her house, Maeby stopped bothering with high school, 235 00:08:46,868 --> 00:08:49,705 skipped her grandmother's trial, and headed to L.A. 236 00:08:49,747 --> 00:08:52,750 She now had to make sure that she had an income. 237 00:08:52,792 --> 00:08:54,460 - Guess what. I'll just tell you. - What? 238 00:08:54,502 --> 00:08:56,253 - Yeah. - 'Cause I feel like we'll be here forever, 239 00:08:56,295 --> 00:08:58,464 and I have a meeting. Um, you're fired. 240 00:08:58,506 --> 00:09:00,841 - Why? - Well, because you don't have a high school diploma, 241 00:09:00,882 --> 00:09:02,635 and we have a very strict policy here 242 00:09:02,677 --> 00:09:04,845 that everyone has to have a high school diploma, on account 243 00:09:04,886 --> 00:09:07,055 of the fact that Ron never graduated. 244 00:09:07,097 --> 00:09:08,390 - Is this really happening? - Actually, I was thinking 245 00:09:08,432 --> 00:09:09,975 I wasn't even gonna have to fire you 246 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:12,060 'cause it's been on Deadline all day. 247 00:09:12,102 --> 00:09:13,395 MAEBY: How did they find out? 248 00:09:13,437 --> 00:09:14,480 KITTY: Does it even matter anymore? 249 00:09:14,522 --> 00:09:15,523 MAEBY: Yeah, it does. 250 00:09:15,564 --> 00:09:16,816 I told them. 251 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,359 NARRATOR: With no parents, no job, 252 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,944 and no place to live, Maeby had squat, 253 00:09:20,986 --> 00:09:22,530 which is exactly what she decided to do... 254 00:09:22,571 --> 00:09:24,031 What? 255 00:09:24,072 --> 00:09:25,449 ...at her grandparents' penthouse. 256 00:09:25,491 --> 00:09:27,075 And that's when Maeby did 257 00:09:27,117 --> 00:09:28,410 what we in the entertainment industry 258 00:09:28,452 --> 00:09:31,413 - call "deadlining." - Come on. 259 00:09:31,455 --> 00:09:33,374 - (ostrich clucking) - LINDSAY: What do you think? 260 00:09:33,415 --> 00:09:35,376 On the plus side, each parent thought 261 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:37,127 - she was with the other. - And we're not moving in; 262 00:09:37,169 --> 00:09:38,587 we're occupying a space with central air. 263 00:09:38,629 --> 00:09:40,214 So Maeby was as free as that bird. 264 00:09:40,255 --> 00:09:41,173 (bleep)! 265 00:09:41,215 --> 00:09:43,718 MARKY: Cindy, you okay? 266 00:09:43,759 --> 00:09:45,511 All right, this will be where she goes. 267 00:09:45,553 --> 00:09:48,055 So she retreated to the long abandoned model home, 268 00:09:48,096 --> 00:09:51,767 where she discovered it's a lot harder to get out 269 00:09:51,809 --> 00:09:55,062 of a Bluth home than into one. 270 00:09:55,103 --> 00:09:57,481 Pieces of (bleep). 271 00:09:57,523 --> 00:09:59,107 And maybe it was because 272 00:09:59,149 --> 00:10:01,443 she had never fully disappointed her parents, 273 00:10:01,485 --> 00:10:05,197 and they were getting older, or perhaps it was because 274 00:10:05,239 --> 00:10:06,574 there was no Internet at the model home... 275 00:10:06,615 --> 00:10:09,744 That is it-- this is like living in 1999. 276 00:10:09,785 --> 00:10:11,787 ...but that's when Maeby became a high school senior 277 00:10:11,829 --> 00:10:15,583 for the third time, and then a fourth, 278 00:10:15,624 --> 00:10:18,669 and then it just sort of became what she did. 279 00:10:18,711 --> 00:10:22,172 And it ultimately led to this. 280 00:10:22,214 --> 00:10:24,299 So I'm still going to stay in high school 281 00:10:24,341 --> 00:10:25,676 until they notice me. 282 00:10:25,718 --> 00:10:27,094 You know, just, like, let them think, 283 00:10:27,135 --> 00:10:28,345 "Oh, no, should we be worried? 284 00:10:28,387 --> 00:10:29,971 - Is she really that immature?" - Yeah. 285 00:10:30,013 --> 00:10:31,807 Well, I mean, isn't it, uh, 286 00:10:31,849 --> 00:10:33,434 kind of a little immature 287 00:10:33,475 --> 00:10:36,604 to try and make your parents worry like that? 288 00:10:36,645 --> 00:10:38,564 Oh, that's good-- I'm gonna try and work that in there. 289 00:10:38,606 --> 00:10:40,065 Yeah-- no, I think it's in there. 290 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,734 Yeah, well, let's get you in here before 291 00:10:41,776 --> 00:10:43,318 our-our third roommate shows up. That's Paul Haun. 292 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,446 Hi. So there's three people who live in here? 293 00:10:45,487 --> 00:10:47,448 Yeah, well, one guy is just kind of crashing here. 294 00:10:47,489 --> 00:10:50,492 - Well, it can't be worse than living with your dad. - It's not. 295 00:10:50,534 --> 00:10:52,119 No, it's not worse than that. 296 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,829 And later, 297 00:10:53,871 --> 00:10:55,122 - she was joined by her uncle. - Hello. 298 00:10:55,163 --> 00:10:57,374 Didn't say it was your cousin. 299 00:10:57,416 --> 00:11:00,461 Now, that's smart, let him think there's a girl in here. 300 00:11:00,502 --> 00:11:01,879 Yeah, we were just complaining about roommates. 301 00:11:01,921 --> 00:11:03,672 (groans, sputters) P-Hound. 302 00:11:03,714 --> 00:11:05,633 - (George Michael chuckles) - I thought it was the other one. 303 00:11:05,674 --> 00:11:07,718 No, it-it was P-Hound, yeah. 304 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,721 He's the worst. See, I think if George Michael and I didn't have 305 00:11:10,763 --> 00:11:12,890 each other as roommates, we'd be going crazy. 306 00:11:12,932 --> 00:11:17,018 And for a moment, Maeby felt superior to her cousin-- 307 00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:19,104 - and her uncle for that matter. - Actually, 308 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,856 have you told her about your software? 309 00:11:20,898 --> 00:11:21,941 No, software? 310 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,109 He's got this privacy software. 311 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,569 Keeps people from stealing your stuff-- tell her, pal. 312 00:11:25,611 --> 00:11:28,572 Maeby tried to hide her jealousy. 313 00:11:28,614 --> 00:11:31,325 So it's privacy software that's also antipiracy? 314 00:11:31,366 --> 00:11:32,910 Do you have a way of doing this? 315 00:11:32,952 --> 00:11:35,663 Well, it's just a Boolean-driven aggregation, really, 316 00:11:35,704 --> 00:11:37,832 of what programmers call "hacker-traps..." 317 00:11:37,873 --> 00:11:40,041 But as she listened to her cousin discuss 318 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:43,712 computer technology she had no understanding of, 319 00:11:43,754 --> 00:11:47,174 she lost that feeling of superiority, 320 00:11:47,215 --> 00:11:48,717 and her self-esteem plummeted 321 00:11:48,759 --> 00:11:50,886 as she started to question the entirety 322 00:11:50,928 --> 00:11:53,054 of what she had done with her life 323 00:11:53,096 --> 00:11:54,807 for the last several years. 324 00:11:54,849 --> 00:11:58,059 ...and they want to steal your music and copy your movies 325 00:11:58,101 --> 00:12:01,104 or-or just look at your photos-- you know, this prevents that. 326 00:12:01,146 --> 00:12:03,607 It just neutralizes that so it's not even a threat. 327 00:12:03,649 --> 00:12:05,066 It's called Fakeblock. 328 00:12:05,108 --> 00:12:06,652 - Great name. - Yeah, well, you know, it's 329 00:12:06,694 --> 00:12:08,612 super low-hanging fruit. Someone's gonna do it. 330 00:12:08,654 --> 00:12:10,280 We're just trying to be those guys, you know. 331 00:12:10,322 --> 00:12:11,740 I don't understand a word of it, but it works. 332 00:12:11,782 --> 00:12:13,032 You should see his Facebook page. 333 00:12:13,074 --> 00:12:14,785 Doesn't have a friend on it. 334 00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:16,578 Of course, that last part 335 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:17,830 had nothing to do with Fakeblock... 336 00:12:17,872 --> 00:12:19,540 Thank you, Dad. 337 00:12:19,581 --> 00:12:23,377 ...but it did help George Michael's self-esteem. 338 00:12:25,838 --> 00:12:27,422 NARRATOR: Maeby was feeling discouraged 339 00:12:27,464 --> 00:12:29,216 as she got back on the bus for high school. 340 00:12:29,257 --> 00:12:32,135 Hey, you want to get high with us behind the gym? 341 00:12:32,177 --> 00:12:33,554 Wait, we don't know her. 342 00:12:33,595 --> 00:12:35,180 I hear there's an undercover cop at school. 343 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,765 Can you imagine what kind of loser pretends 344 00:12:36,807 --> 00:12:38,934 to be in high school when they're in their 20s? 345 00:12:38,976 --> 00:12:40,394 Well, it's pretty gutsy, right? 346 00:12:40,435 --> 00:12:43,146 I mean, it's better to take the risk, right? 347 00:12:43,188 --> 00:12:45,106 - Yeah, maybe you're right. - Yeah, maybe you're right. 348 00:12:45,983 --> 00:12:48,027 BOTH: Cop. 349 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,403 Hey, how was your tutor? He's not gonna 350 00:12:49,444 --> 00:12:50,571 take you away from me, is he? 351 00:12:50,612 --> 00:12:51,655 Well, not until his software hits 352 00:12:51,697 --> 00:12:53,532 and he can buy me an apartment. 353 00:12:53,574 --> 00:12:55,074 I'm living in a (bleep)hole. 354 00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:56,451 I hear they're hiring at Chipotle. 355 00:12:56,493 --> 00:12:58,412 And that's when Maeby realized 356 00:12:58,453 --> 00:13:01,289 maybe she should have graduated high school. 357 00:13:01,331 --> 00:13:02,666 Can I get a Macallan 12 neat? 358 00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:04,960 - Water back. - I.D.? 359 00:13:05,002 --> 00:13:07,546 Actually, can we make it-- uh, marry me-- 360 00:13:07,588 --> 00:13:08,797 a Wild Turkey? 361 00:13:08,839 --> 00:13:10,173 I still need to see some I.D. 362 00:13:10,215 --> 00:13:12,175 - Right. There you go. - Thank you. 363 00:13:12,217 --> 00:13:13,969 I'm supposed to believe you're 17? 364 00:13:14,011 --> 00:13:15,554 Oh, no, sorry. 365 00:13:15,596 --> 00:13:17,598 That's my fake for sneaking back into high school. 366 00:13:17,639 --> 00:13:19,016 Here we go-- 23. 367 00:13:19,058 --> 00:13:20,768 Oh, you're Maeby. Well, you can have one, 368 00:13:20,809 --> 00:13:22,352 but you got quite a bar tab. 369 00:13:24,063 --> 00:13:26,147 MAEBY: I got to graduate. 370 00:13:26,189 --> 00:13:28,025 I mean, I got to start bringing some cash in, you know. 371 00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:29,902 - Yeah. - Everyone's just passing me by. 372 00:13:29,944 --> 00:13:32,029 George Michael, Kitty Sanchez. 373 00:13:32,071 --> 00:13:33,906 CARTER: Drinks for the house. 374 00:13:33,948 --> 00:13:35,407 - (laughter) - This guy? 375 00:13:35,449 --> 00:13:37,034 These guys are making a fortune off that 376 00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:38,702 "To Entrap a Local Predator" show they're on. 377 00:13:38,744 --> 00:13:39,828 TAYLOR: Were. 378 00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:41,329 Won't let us shoot in Laguna. 379 00:13:41,371 --> 00:13:43,791 Are you guys looking for a new bait house? 380 00:13:43,832 --> 00:13:45,166 And that's how she made enough money 381 00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:47,335 to at least pay for her bar tab. 382 00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:48,503 PERFECTO: Hey, guys. 383 00:13:48,545 --> 00:13:50,005 - Hey, Perfecto! - Hey. 384 00:13:50,047 --> 00:13:51,673 Isn't this guy a little too young to be in here? 385 00:13:51,715 --> 00:13:53,717 No, no, no, he's with us. 386 00:13:53,759 --> 00:13:55,469 But later, when returning from the restroom, 387 00:13:55,510 --> 00:13:57,679 - she noticed this. - BARTENDER: So, you fitting in 388 00:13:57,721 --> 00:13:59,681 - over there at the high school? - He's a cop. 389 00:13:59,723 --> 00:14:00,891 BARTENDER: They accepting you? 390 00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:05,562 And as she returned to the high school for eighth period, 391 00:14:05,604 --> 00:14:08,231 even getting a diploma seemed to be in jeopardy. 392 00:14:08,273 --> 00:14:10,191 Barry? 393 00:14:10,233 --> 00:14:12,111 Maeby, you scared the be-(bleep) out of me. 394 00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,029 What are you doing here? 395 00:14:14,071 --> 00:14:15,447 Well, I could ask you the same thing. 396 00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:17,156 I go to high school here. 397 00:14:17,198 --> 00:14:18,659 I could answer the same thing. 398 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,201 I was just looking for something more believable. 399 00:14:20,243 --> 00:14:22,579 Speaking of believable, I was going to ask you 400 00:14:22,621 --> 00:14:23,747 a question about that. 401 00:14:23,789 --> 00:14:24,957 Um, can somebody get kicked out 402 00:14:24,999 --> 00:14:26,625 of high school if they're too old? 403 00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,251 I think I was made at a bar. 404 00:14:28,293 --> 00:14:30,838 I know this part of the law very, very well. 405 00:14:30,879 --> 00:14:33,465 After 21, it is illegal for you to enroll 406 00:14:33,507 --> 00:14:35,634 in high school in the state of California. 407 00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:37,970 As a matter of fact, you cannot even lurk. 408 00:14:38,012 --> 00:14:39,304 (scoffs) "Lurk." 409 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,681 What, do they got cameras in the bushes? 410 00:14:40,722 --> 00:14:42,641 Why would they do that? You can't even 411 00:14:42,683 --> 00:14:44,309 see into the locker rooms from there. 412 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,854 Okay, so what do I do? Because the guy who caught me 413 00:14:46,895 --> 00:14:48,814 - goes to school with me. - Oh, well, that's easy. 414 00:14:48,856 --> 00:14:51,859 You get something incriminating on him. 415 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,111 Call me in the office, we'll discuss it, 416 00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:55,654 and then I can also keep a record, 417 00:14:55,696 --> 00:14:57,364 you know, for billing and so forth. 418 00:14:57,405 --> 00:14:59,116 Yeah, well, maybe I'll just keep a record of it, too, 419 00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:00,909 so I can follow up with my own bill. 420 00:15:00,951 --> 00:15:02,536 (laughs): Oh, very good. 421 00:15:02,577 --> 00:15:05,122 You should be the lawyer. Very good. Pro bono. 422 00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:06,832 Knowing that she could very well 423 00:15:06,874 --> 00:15:08,333 be kicked out of school, 424 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,794 Maeby went in search of an overdue check 425 00:15:10,836 --> 00:15:12,212 at the penthouse. 426 00:15:12,253 --> 00:15:14,089 And as she was checking out the mail... 427 00:15:14,131 --> 00:15:15,966 - (ostrich squawking) - Oh, my God! 428 00:15:16,008 --> 00:15:19,011 ...she ran into an ostrich in heat 429 00:15:19,053 --> 00:15:20,637 - that was interested - Here, that way, that way. 430 00:15:20,679 --> 00:15:22,347 in checking out the female. 431 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,558 And she wouldn't even let me get a cat. 432 00:15:24,599 --> 00:15:26,226 And after freeing the ostrich 433 00:15:26,267 --> 00:15:29,479 to eventually find love on the adjoining balcony, 434 00:15:29,521 --> 00:15:33,692 she was back searching for a long overdue royalty check. 435 00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:35,986 In fact, it had arrived one day earlier. 436 00:15:36,028 --> 00:15:39,656 "From Gangie for facelift"? Mother. 437 00:15:39,698 --> 00:15:42,450 But she did find that she was being honored 438 00:15:42,492 --> 00:15:44,536 at an award show dedicated to the achievements 439 00:15:44,578 --> 00:15:47,497 of young people in the entertainment business. 440 00:15:47,539 --> 00:15:49,416 I'm getting an Opie? 441 00:15:49,457 --> 00:15:51,459 And it did boost her esteem. 442 00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:53,879 - Hey. - The only bigger honor 443 00:15:53,921 --> 00:15:55,839 would be having an award like that 444 00:15:55,881 --> 00:15:57,883 named after you, I guess. 445 00:15:57,925 --> 00:15:59,467 Days later, however, 446 00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:01,762 she was called to Donny Richter's classroom. 447 00:16:01,803 --> 00:16:03,722 - Hey, you wanted to see me? - Mm, yeah. 448 00:16:03,764 --> 00:16:05,265 I got you tacos. 449 00:16:05,306 --> 00:16:07,350 I hope that's okay, because you're 450 00:16:07,392 --> 00:16:09,561 going to sit here through lunch and study. 451 00:16:09,603 --> 00:16:10,896 No, I can't. I can't. 452 00:16:10,938 --> 00:16:13,065 Young lady, you better pull it together 453 00:16:13,107 --> 00:16:14,608 or you're not going to graduate. 454 00:16:14,649 --> 00:16:16,693 What is it going to take to get you to focus? 455 00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:17,945 Are you on drugs? 456 00:16:17,986 --> 00:16:19,446 Because, from what I hear, 457 00:16:19,487 --> 00:16:21,531 there might be an undercover cop at this school. 458 00:16:21,573 --> 00:16:23,324 In fact, it was an undercover cop 459 00:16:23,366 --> 00:16:25,619 she was searching for a way to incriminate. 460 00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:27,412 How long do you want to stay in high school? 461 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,915 - You're 17. - And that's when she remembered 462 00:16:29,957 --> 00:16:32,459 that Perfecto thought she was 17, too. 463 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:35,045 You know what? I think I will do better 464 00:16:35,087 --> 00:16:37,547 once I get a little Mexican in me. 465 00:16:41,384 --> 00:16:44,429 NARRATOR:Maeby got her cousin to drive her to the Opies 466 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,807 so she could impress him with her achievements. 467 00:16:46,848 --> 00:16:48,976 Well, I'm going to go mingle with a bunch of 13-year-olds 468 00:16:49,017 --> 00:16:50,560 who think they can still play fifth grade. 469 00:16:50,602 --> 00:16:52,187 - Have fun. - I'll catch up. 470 00:16:52,229 --> 00:16:54,439 - And Maeby ran into her old - Oh, my gosh. 471 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,733 - studio boss, Mort Meyers. - As I live and breathe. 472 00:16:56,775 --> 00:16:58,026 I'm actually getting 473 00:16:58,068 --> 00:16:59,486 the lifetime achievement Opie tonight. 474 00:16:59,527 --> 00:17:00,737 I'm very sorry. 475 00:17:00,779 --> 00:17:02,114 - (laughs): Yeah. - No, 476 00:17:02,156 --> 00:17:03,573 they only give that award away 477 00:17:03,615 --> 00:17:05,117 to somebody after they die or, 478 00:17:05,159 --> 00:17:07,161 even worse, after your career is dead. 479 00:17:07,202 --> 00:17:08,369 Really? 480 00:17:08,411 --> 00:17:09,871 Well, consider yourself lucky. 481 00:17:09,913 --> 00:17:12,040 They told you your career was over. 482 00:17:12,082 --> 00:17:14,293 I didn't find out until I was locked out of my office, 483 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,753 'cause, see, I passed on "Hunger Games." 484 00:17:16,795 --> 00:17:18,964 - Mm. - It wasn't the most graceful of exits. 485 00:17:19,006 --> 00:17:20,799 That's the way the cookie crumbles. 486 00:17:20,841 --> 00:17:22,301 This is for you. 487 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,427 Thanks, man. 488 00:17:24,469 --> 00:17:25,679 No, actually, 489 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,097 the exit was pretty graceful. 490 00:17:27,139 --> 00:17:28,682 I think I just remember it that way 491 00:17:28,723 --> 00:17:30,851 'cause it got dicey when I was sneaking back in 492 00:17:30,892 --> 00:17:32,811 to take a (bleep) on Sid's desk. 493 00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:34,896 (grunting) 494 00:17:34,938 --> 00:17:37,649 (strained grunting) 495 00:17:39,193 --> 00:17:40,652 But do what I do. 496 00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:43,155 When they kick you out of the business, save face 497 00:17:43,197 --> 00:17:45,866 by starting your own Internet company. 498 00:17:45,907 --> 00:17:47,784 We're having a big announcement today. 499 00:17:47,826 --> 00:17:48,910 You started an Internet company? 500 00:17:48,952 --> 00:17:50,411 It's the real deal. 501 00:17:50,453 --> 00:17:52,289 It's a system that automates provisioning... 502 00:17:52,331 --> 00:17:54,291 NARRATOR:And once again, she found herself with someone 503 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,710 who had not only moved on with their life, 504 00:17:56,751 --> 00:17:59,171 but done so in ways she couldn't understand. 505 00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:00,755 ...overseas financial transactions. 506 00:18:00,797 --> 00:18:02,841 - It's called Schnoodle. - Schnoodle? 507 00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:05,010 Take a hat; we got 18,000 of them. 508 00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:06,636 And that's when Maeby ran into a friend 509 00:18:06,678 --> 00:18:08,138 she knew from her days at Imagine. 510 00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:09,223 Rebel. 511 00:18:09,264 --> 00:18:10,724 - Hi. How are you? - In hell. 512 00:18:10,765 --> 00:18:12,309 Ah, I hate the Opies. 513 00:18:12,351 --> 00:18:14,519 But whenever Bryce gets pregnant, guess who gets a call? 514 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,646 And you're getting the lifetime achievement award, huh? 515 00:18:16,688 --> 00:18:19,024 You know, I can laugh about it, I can laugh 516 00:18:19,066 --> 00:18:20,817 because I'm actually on the upswing. 517 00:18:20,859 --> 00:18:22,485 I was just telling Mort here 518 00:18:22,527 --> 00:18:24,612 that I've actually started my own Internet company. 519 00:18:24,654 --> 00:18:25,947 I was just about to tell you. 520 00:18:25,989 --> 00:18:27,282 Well, if you need a name, 521 00:18:27,324 --> 00:18:29,492 I'm the guy who came up with Schnoodle. 522 00:18:29,534 --> 00:18:31,328 - How do we know each other? - We don't. 523 00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:32,537 That's what it is. 524 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:33,747 Well, Schnoodle's dead. 525 00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:34,831 Fakeblock is the next big thing. 526 00:18:34,873 --> 00:18:36,583 It's called Fakeblock. 527 00:18:36,624 --> 00:18:38,126 What's this? You're talking... talking about Fakeblock? 528 00:18:38,168 --> 00:18:39,753 Yes. Your privacy software. 529 00:18:39,794 --> 00:18:41,796 Oh. How does your privacy software work? 530 00:18:41,838 --> 00:18:43,798 - Huh? It's private. - Yes... 531 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,800 Can I talk to you for a second, please? 532 00:18:45,842 --> 00:18:48,136 - Yes. - I don't want people to know that I'm doing this. 533 00:18:48,178 --> 00:18:49,679 Everybody has to know about this, okay? 534 00:18:49,721 --> 00:18:51,139 This could be big for me. 535 00:18:51,181 --> 00:18:53,308 I could make Fakeblock huge. 536 00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:55,352 No, no, Maeby, there is no company. 537 00:18:55,394 --> 00:18:57,229 Fakeblock is just a software that I'm developing. 538 00:18:57,271 --> 00:18:59,522 And the whole point is that it's private. 539 00:18:59,564 --> 00:19:01,858 So you can't be telling people about it. 540 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,443 No, we got to tell people about it. 541 00:19:03,484 --> 00:19:05,237 I just got a lifetime achievement award. 542 00:19:05,279 --> 00:19:06,780 I'm finished. 543 00:19:06,821 --> 00:19:08,282 And also, I think you should consider 544 00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:09,824 calling it "The" Fakeblock. 545 00:19:09,866 --> 00:19:11,368 It's cleaner. 546 00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:13,453 - Like "The Netflick." - It-It's just not ready. 547 00:19:13,494 --> 00:19:15,663 Okay, there's still a bunch of programming problems. 548 00:19:15,705 --> 00:19:17,040 You can get it ready, George Michael. 549 00:19:17,082 --> 00:19:18,666 What, you think they invite the animals 550 00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:20,585 and ask them to wait while they build the zoo? 551 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,754 No, that would be a bloodbath. 552 00:19:22,796 --> 00:19:24,631 Yeah, a total (bleep) bloodbath. 553 00:19:24,672 --> 00:19:26,216 We have no money to start a business. 554 00:19:26,258 --> 00:19:27,926 Don't worry, I'll get the ball rolling 555 00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:30,637 with some free publicity when I accept my award. 556 00:19:30,678 --> 00:19:33,014 Come on, this could be my only chance to be a Harris. 557 00:19:33,056 --> 00:19:34,641 - A Harris? - All right, fine. 558 00:19:34,682 --> 00:19:36,517 You can still be the boss, okay? 559 00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:38,228 I just don't want people to know that I'm working with my cousin. 560 00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:40,105 So, you are not my cousin. 561 00:19:40,147 --> 00:19:42,482 You are not George Michael Bluth. 562 00:19:42,523 --> 00:19:44,192 I'm great with that. 563 00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:46,278 In fact, you know what might really help us sell it... 564 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,823 Oh, heiress. You meant... You don't pronounce the "H." 565 00:19:49,864 --> 00:19:52,159 - And that's not what heiress means. - I pronounce the "H." 566 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,952 No, but that's not how the word is... 567 00:19:53,994 --> 00:19:55,787 You know, we say words the way we say them for a reason. 568 00:19:55,829 --> 00:19:57,372 So what is this? 569 00:19:57,414 --> 00:19:59,540 Is this another one of these social networking things? 570 00:19:59,582 --> 00:20:01,126 Because I am so over those. 571 00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:03,711 I tried to deactivate my Facebook profile. 572 00:20:03,753 --> 00:20:06,714 It's easier to get out of Scientology. 573 00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:08,925 Well, this is actually the opposite of Facebook. 574 00:20:08,967 --> 00:20:10,718 It's the antisocial network. 575 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,637 It prevents piracy, right? 576 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,055 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 577 00:20:14,097 --> 00:20:16,099 Rebel Alley. 578 00:20:16,141 --> 00:20:17,767 George Mi... Harris. 579 00:20:17,809 --> 00:20:19,894 George Maharis, huh? 580 00:20:19,936 --> 00:20:22,939 And that's how George Michael finally got that new name. 581 00:20:22,981 --> 00:20:25,317 It felt like a good fit-- strong, rugged... 582 00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:27,027 - Yes. - ...untainted. 583 00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:28,820 Yes, George Maharis. 584 00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:31,031 - Perfecto. - De nada. 585 00:20:31,072 --> 00:20:33,950 That's my undercover cop boyfriend. 586 00:20:33,992 --> 00:20:35,410 I'm trying to get him in bed. 587 00:20:35,452 --> 00:20:37,454 And Maeby set to work in trapping him 588 00:20:37,496 --> 00:20:40,332 - into becoming a predator. - Hey. I know why you're here. 589 00:20:40,374 --> 00:20:42,167 Promise me you won't tell anyone at school. 590 00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:44,211 I'm just a huge fan of teen stars. 591 00:20:44,252 --> 00:20:45,920 - Yeah. That's very convincing. - Yeah. 592 00:20:45,962 --> 00:20:47,964 You're a better actor than most of the kids here. 593 00:20:48,006 --> 00:20:49,757 - Even Zack and Cody. - Are they here? 594 00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:51,968 I thought they were filming a movie in Maui. 595 00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:54,721 Look, I may only be 17, Perfecto, 596 00:20:54,762 --> 00:20:55,889 but I know you're a cop. 597 00:20:55,930 --> 00:20:57,724 Yeah, there it is, that cop stare. 598 00:20:57,765 --> 00:21:00,352 I got to tell you, I find it very sexy. 599 00:21:00,394 --> 00:21:03,855 Okay. Okay, all right. 600 00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:06,525 I'm a cop. I'm working here undercover. 601 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,402 We're hunting down an ex-CIA operative named Esteves 602 00:21:08,443 --> 00:21:09,694 who's gone rogue, and... 603 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,946 It's the kids from "Modern Family." 604 00:21:11,988 --> 00:21:14,574 Sorry. He's become a drug kingpin 605 00:21:14,615 --> 00:21:16,493 and his son goes to Newport. There's something going down 606 00:21:16,535 --> 00:21:18,203 tonight or possibly even at Cinco and that... 607 00:21:18,245 --> 00:21:19,996 Rico! 608 00:21:20,038 --> 00:21:21,706 Wow, you are good. 609 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,334 I have to be-- young lives depend on it. 610 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,045 To be continued. 611 00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:29,172 You better believe it. 612 00:21:29,214 --> 00:21:30,840 Rico! 613 00:21:30,882 --> 00:21:33,301 On her way to accept her award, however, 614 00:21:33,343 --> 00:21:36,137 figuring she wouldn't be at an event like this again, 615 00:21:36,179 --> 00:21:39,307 she stopped for some coconut shrimp. 616 00:21:39,349 --> 00:21:43,437 But narrowly missed the $50,000 check with her name on it 617 00:21:43,478 --> 00:21:46,189 that her mother gave to her grandfather... 618 00:21:48,733 --> 00:21:50,402 - ...who gave it to this man. - Got the check. 619 00:21:50,444 --> 00:21:52,446 - Who gave it to this man. - Oh, man. 620 00:21:52,487 --> 00:21:54,281 - Whoa. - Oh. 621 00:21:54,322 --> 00:21:55,823 Although, in that moment, 622 00:21:55,865 --> 00:21:57,200 she did gain some respect for her mother 623 00:21:57,242 --> 00:21:59,244 ...a random act of senseless nonviolence. 624 00:21:59,286 --> 00:22:01,121 And perhaps that's why she chose to share 625 00:22:01,162 --> 00:22:02,914 - her problems with her. - So, what are you doing here? 626 00:22:02,956 --> 00:22:04,916 I'm getting a lifetime achievement award 627 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:07,294 for my work in the entertainment business. 628 00:22:07,335 --> 00:22:08,711 I tried. 629 00:22:08,753 --> 00:22:10,464 Tell your therapist I tried. 630 00:22:10,505 --> 00:22:13,300 I'm not in therapy! 631 00:22:13,341 --> 00:22:15,093 Then I must have done something right. 632 00:22:15,135 --> 00:22:17,345 And soon, she was saying farewell to Hollywood 633 00:22:17,387 --> 00:22:19,931 in a way she hoped they'd remember. 634 00:22:19,973 --> 00:22:21,558 Thank you, Kirk Cameron, 635 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,144 for that incredibly Bibley introduction. 636 00:22:24,185 --> 00:22:26,854 Okay, so tie yourself to your chair, 637 00:22:26,896 --> 00:22:29,316 because this is going to be a rough (bleep) ride. 638 00:22:29,357 --> 00:22:31,610 I'm leaving this (bleep) dying business 639 00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:33,487 to join the software game. 640 00:22:33,528 --> 00:22:35,196 Double (bleep) newsflash. 641 00:22:35,238 --> 00:22:37,907 I'm starting Fakeblock with George Maharis, 642 00:22:37,949 --> 00:22:39,534 the world's first antisocial network. 643 00:22:39,576 --> 00:22:41,578 So you know what? You can take this Opie 644 00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:43,830 and shove it up your (bleep), all right? 645 00:22:43,871 --> 00:22:45,790 Because I will (bleep) punt the next god(bleep) (bleep) 646 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:48,168 who tells me I'm finished, you (bleep) (bleep)hats. 647 00:22:48,209 --> 00:22:50,086 So you can all go (bleep) yourselves! 648 00:22:50,128 --> 00:22:52,755 What? Sure. 649 00:22:52,797 --> 00:22:56,384 Please welcome the talented voices of Phineas and Ferb. 650 00:22:56,426 --> 00:22:58,595 Go (bleep) yourself! 651 00:22:59,762 --> 00:23:01,806 (bleep) you. 652 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:05,018 And although she was pursued, she was able to shake security 653 00:23:05,059 --> 00:23:07,270 when a bigger problem occurred. 654 00:23:07,312 --> 00:23:09,481 - (explosion) - Right this way, sir. 655 00:23:09,523 --> 00:23:12,942 And after the explosion, Maeby saw her mother 656 00:23:12,984 --> 00:23:15,862 whoring out her principles, and quickly lost the respect 657 00:23:15,903 --> 00:23:17,405 - she had briefly held... - I'd like that very much. 658 00:23:17,447 --> 00:23:18,739 Sir, the press awaits. 659 00:23:18,781 --> 00:23:20,283 ...and decided to call her on it. 660 00:23:20,325 --> 00:23:21,993 Are you really gonna whore yourself out like that? 661 00:23:22,035 --> 00:23:23,953 - I am not a whore. - Yeah, you're a whore. 662 00:23:23,995 --> 00:23:25,704 As it turns out, the exchange was 663 00:23:25,746 --> 00:23:27,624 witnessed by Herbert Love's campaign manager, 664 00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:30,084 who, in possession of a third-party check 665 00:23:30,126 --> 00:23:32,170 from "Gangie IV: Face Lift," 666 00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:35,006 was looking to trade some greenbacks for a redhead. 667 00:23:35,048 --> 00:23:36,424 Ma'am, is she yours? 668 00:23:36,466 --> 00:23:38,343 Unfortunately. 669 00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:40,136 Herbert Love would like to see her. 670 00:23:40,178 --> 00:23:41,555 You can arrange that? 671 00:23:41,596 --> 00:23:44,098 Obviously, discretion is appreciated. 672 00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:45,808 And that's how Maeby got both the seed money 673 00:23:45,850 --> 00:23:48,727 - for her company... - I'm the discreetiest. 674 00:23:48,769 --> 00:23:51,314 And just to be clear, I want to hire her for prostitution. 675 00:23:51,356 --> 00:23:52,773 Yes, no, definitely. 676 00:23:52,815 --> 00:23:54,651 That was clear. I'm gonna charge you for that. 677 00:23:54,693 --> 00:23:56,903 ...and became her mother's pimp. 678 00:23:56,944 --> 00:23:59,155 Of course, the plan required getting back 679 00:23:59,197 --> 00:24:01,700 into her mother's good graces to trick her 680 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:03,910 - into turning a trick. - Hi, sweetie. 681 00:24:03,951 --> 00:24:06,371 Free... bie. Hi. 682 00:24:06,413 --> 00:24:07,581 But the universe seemed to like the plan. 683 00:24:07,622 --> 00:24:08,956 And that's how Maeby was able 684 00:24:08,998 --> 00:24:10,542 to get her mother to meet Herbert 685 00:24:10,584 --> 00:24:12,419 at the club that Maeby still belonged to. 686 00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:14,421 ...I could never call him. 687 00:24:14,462 --> 00:24:16,339 I could call him for you. 688 00:24:16,381 --> 00:24:18,425 Technically, she still needed to talk her mother 689 00:24:18,466 --> 00:24:20,385 into having sex with him. 690 00:24:20,427 --> 00:24:23,430 But this was a woman who once wore this to a men's prison, 691 00:24:23,471 --> 00:24:26,474 so she felt she'd be okay. 692 00:24:26,516 --> 00:24:28,226 - And soon, she was pimping out - Can you believe this? 693 00:24:28,268 --> 00:24:31,438 George Michael's software company as well. 694 00:24:31,479 --> 00:24:33,022 Fakeblock-- it's exploding. 695 00:24:33,064 --> 00:24:34,649 I got my P.R. company fanning it. 696 00:24:34,691 --> 00:24:36,651 I even got it to the attention of Jim Cramer. 697 00:24:36,693 --> 00:24:37,860 Jim Cramer? 698 00:24:37,902 --> 00:24:39,738 He's a guy I've worked with, 699 00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:41,531 and he even mentioned it on "Mad Money." 700 00:24:41,573 --> 00:24:43,866 This Fakeblock thing is poised to explode! 701 00:24:43,908 --> 00:24:47,120 I never do this, hell, it's not even a stock yet. 702 00:24:47,161 --> 00:24:48,955 For all I know, it's not even real! 703 00:24:48,996 --> 00:24:51,416 But I think this might be going through the roof! 704 00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:54,711 I'm calling it my first "Hypothetical Buy." 705 00:24:54,753 --> 00:24:56,129 (bull bellows) 706 00:24:56,170 --> 00:24:57,547 And this weekend, don't forget to catch me 707 00:24:57,589 --> 00:24:59,132 on "Gangie IV." Here's a taste. 708 00:24:59,173 --> 00:25:00,967 This old lady's crazy! 709 00:25:01,008 --> 00:25:04,304 I'm raising the alert level from "Don't Leave the House" 710 00:25:04,345 --> 00:25:08,141 to "Board Up Your Windows!" 711 00:25:08,182 --> 00:25:10,143 Over the following days, Maeby was able 712 00:25:10,184 --> 00:25:13,020 to discreetly bring in cash from Herbert Love 713 00:25:13,062 --> 00:25:15,732 for services she got her mother to unknowingly render. 714 00:25:15,774 --> 00:25:19,444 Well, why don't you take him out to dinner? 715 00:25:19,486 --> 00:25:21,571 Hmm? Guys who are used to being charged-- 716 00:25:21,613 --> 00:25:23,239 I mean in charge, 717 00:25:23,281 --> 00:25:25,824 sometimes like it when the other person takes control. 718 00:25:25,866 --> 00:25:28,328 Hmm. Well, maybe I will. 719 00:25:28,369 --> 00:25:29,996 How about the Balboa Yacht Club, huh? 720 00:25:30,037 --> 00:25:32,039 - Put it on the family tab. - Of course. 721 00:25:32,081 --> 00:25:34,250 All right, have fun. I wish I could go out to dinner. 722 00:25:35,376 --> 00:25:36,835 What am I doing? This is disgusting. 723 00:25:36,877 --> 00:25:38,546 I've got money coming in. 724 00:25:38,588 --> 00:25:40,298 All the while putting money into the company... 725 00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:43,009 ...ultimate privacy on the Web until now. 726 00:25:43,050 --> 00:25:45,094 If you don't believe me, do a something search on it. 727 00:25:45,136 --> 00:25:48,097 ...and bringing in more cash as a result-- 728 00:25:48,139 --> 00:25:51,726 her self-esteem growing every day. 729 00:25:51,768 --> 00:25:53,436 Soon, she had enough money 730 00:25:53,478 --> 00:25:56,564 for an apartment and to set up a Fakeblock office. 731 00:25:56,606 --> 00:25:59,984 Right. Um, do you want some stock options? 732 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:01,986 Yeah? All right, well, split it up with everyone. 733 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:03,822 That's for everybody. 734 00:26:03,862 --> 00:26:07,408 She even got George Michael a cool retro company car. 735 00:26:07,450 --> 00:26:09,994 - Hey. - Hi. You actually rented a little office. 736 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:12,038 Yeah. I don't want you to see it yet. Still setting it up. 737 00:26:12,079 --> 00:26:15,291 With a little help from a wealthy benefactor, Lucille 2. 738 00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:17,627 - Oh, Gangie. - No, Lucille 2. 739 00:26:17,669 --> 00:26:18,837 Austero. 740 00:26:18,877 --> 00:26:20,755 I don't know who that is. 741 00:26:20,797 --> 00:26:22,590 You don't? 742 00:26:22,632 --> 00:26:24,300 Never met the woman. 743 00:26:24,342 --> 00:26:26,720 Well, she'll be the one driving the staircar from now on. 744 00:26:26,761 --> 00:26:28,847 - It was part of the deal. - You gave her my car? 745 00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:30,682 Yeah, it's technically hers anyways, 746 00:26:30,724 --> 00:26:32,350 - 'cause of the Bluth Company. - Oh. 747 00:26:32,392 --> 00:26:35,353 - But I did get you her 1988 yellow Cadillac. - Yeah? 748 00:26:35,395 --> 00:26:37,397 She only uses it to and from hip replacements. 749 00:26:37,438 --> 00:26:38,897 (laughs) 750 00:26:38,939 --> 00:26:42,360 I guess that's only funny if you know who she is. 751 00:26:42,402 --> 00:26:44,654 And with the extra cash, even got around to spraying 752 00:26:44,696 --> 00:26:47,365 for pests at the model home where she was squatting. 753 00:26:47,407 --> 00:26:50,993 GOB: ...that I never got from you for the last 40 years. 754 00:26:51,035 --> 00:26:52,453 Hey, so what do I owe you? 755 00:26:52,495 --> 00:26:54,247 Here you go. 756 00:26:54,288 --> 00:26:57,166 That's funny, I actually used to date a guy named Steve Holt. 757 00:26:57,208 --> 00:26:58,959 Ha! Steve Holt! 758 00:26:59,001 --> 00:27:00,294 Yeah, that's the guy. 759 00:27:00,336 --> 00:27:02,714 Oh... (chuckles) 760 00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:05,049 Although the house wouldn't remain pest-free for long. 761 00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:07,343 Heck of a birthday this is shaping up to be. 762 00:27:07,385 --> 00:27:10,764 In fact, it was about to get worse. 763 00:27:10,805 --> 00:27:13,099 And Maeby's privacy was about to get violated... 764 00:27:13,140 --> 00:27:14,726 - Why did we stop? - We hit a bug. 765 00:27:14,768 --> 00:27:16,644 ...when her uncles barged in unannounced. 766 00:27:16,686 --> 00:27:19,439 I know, I know, I've got these things very, you know, 767 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,399 - meticulously maintained. - (bleep) 768 00:27:21,441 --> 00:27:23,192 - There's... - There are some vultures. 769 00:27:23,234 --> 00:27:24,569 They might still smell Pete. 770 00:27:24,611 --> 00:27:26,237 And she still managed to continue 771 00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:28,197 seducing Perfecto into seducing her. 772 00:27:28,239 --> 00:27:29,574 I'm like, this top is completely see-through. 773 00:27:29,616 --> 00:27:31,033 I'll put it on and show you. 774 00:27:31,075 --> 00:27:32,786 I'm like, "Where am I supposed to wear this?" 775 00:27:32,827 --> 00:27:35,538 This high school senior was working three jobs. 776 00:27:35,580 --> 00:27:37,582 - Okay, buh-buh-buh-buh. - We have to be discreet. 777 00:27:37,624 --> 00:27:39,918 - And she did her jobs well. - What? - We have to be discreet! 778 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,628 - Oh, right. - And soon, it was time 779 00:27:41,669 --> 00:27:44,422 for Maebyto show George Michael the office. 780 00:27:44,464 --> 00:27:46,965 (tires screeching) 781 00:27:49,385 --> 00:27:50,762 Welcome! 782 00:27:50,804 --> 00:27:52,472 - (Mort laughs) - I'm a softie; I hired the guy. 783 00:27:52,513 --> 00:27:54,432 He's more like a mascot than anything. 784 00:27:54,474 --> 00:27:55,934 Mort, where's my coffee? 785 00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:58,728 Oh, damn. Oh, stupid Mort. 786 00:27:58,770 --> 00:28:00,020 I know, it's okay, just focus. 787 00:28:00,062 --> 00:28:01,355 I'm going to take the cart 788 00:28:01,397 --> 00:28:03,357 and show George Michael his new office. 789 00:28:03,399 --> 00:28:05,234 Speechless, huh? 790 00:28:05,276 --> 00:28:06,778 How do I get back?! 791 00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:08,154 Of course, when Fakeblock hits, 792 00:28:08,195 --> 00:28:10,114 we're going to have to ramp up real fast. 793 00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:13,367 This hangar can hold over 500 nerds! 794 00:28:13,409 --> 00:28:15,703 Maeby, we can't afford this. 795 00:28:15,745 --> 00:28:18,539 - And my software isn't even ready. - Don't worry about that. 796 00:28:18,581 --> 00:28:20,082 Just worry about the app being done in time 797 00:28:20,124 --> 00:28:21,960 for the big public unveiling at Cinco. 798 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,252 I'll get the money. 799 00:28:23,294 --> 00:28:24,587 Isn't that in, like, three days? 800 00:28:24,629 --> 00:28:25,922 Uh, no, that's Cinco de Mayo. 801 00:28:25,964 --> 00:28:27,757 Cinco de Quatro is in two days. 802 00:28:27,799 --> 00:28:30,510 But we'll be doing it on a boat, so I hope you don't get seasick. 803 00:28:30,551 --> 00:28:31,970 You're doing the keynote. 804 00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:35,515 You're responsible for all of this. 805 00:28:35,556 --> 00:28:38,726 - Come on. - Wh... No, I... 806 00:28:38,768 --> 00:28:40,895 I-I... I think we, uh... 807 00:28:40,937 --> 00:28:42,563 All of this. 808 00:28:42,605 --> 00:28:44,440 Oh, I think we should delay the keynote. 809 00:28:44,482 --> 00:28:46,860 You know, I'd say yes, but I don't think we can 810 00:28:46,901 --> 00:28:48,277 just because of the sheer amount of money 811 00:28:48,319 --> 00:28:49,696 that you have on the hook for it. 812 00:28:49,737 --> 00:28:52,281 Maeby, you're fired! 813 00:28:52,323 --> 00:28:53,950 (Mort panting) 814 00:28:53,992 --> 00:28:56,118 MORT: I got her coffee. 815 00:28:57,745 --> 00:29:00,957 NARRATOR:Maeby had just lost a big career option 816 00:29:00,999 --> 00:29:03,250 when she ran into the current squatter of the penthouse. 817 00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:04,878 - Hey. Hey. - Hey. Maeby. 818 00:29:04,919 --> 00:29:06,587 Wow. What are you doing here? 819 00:29:06,629 --> 00:29:08,631 I'm just here to see Lucille 2, actually. 820 00:29:08,673 --> 00:29:11,425 In fact, she was there to see Lucille 2's 821 00:29:11,467 --> 00:29:13,761 so-called foster child, Perfecto. 822 00:29:13,803 --> 00:29:15,680 ...talk to you about something very important. 823 00:29:15,722 --> 00:29:17,932 Yeah, um, Uncle Michael, 824 00:29:17,974 --> 00:29:19,559 I-I'm really sorry about that whole 825 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,310 "voting you out of the dorm" thing. 826 00:29:21,352 --> 00:29:23,688 - You know... - You know, we never really meant it to... 827 00:29:23,730 --> 00:29:25,105 Ah, I knew it. 828 00:29:25,147 --> 00:29:26,649 I knew you didn't understand it. 829 00:29:26,691 --> 00:29:28,275 I knew you guys were all... 830 00:29:28,317 --> 00:29:30,737 'Cause I didn't... I don't think I explained it 831 00:29:30,778 --> 00:29:32,154 very well, and it was very, very simple. 832 00:29:32,196 --> 00:29:33,573 I made it complicated. 833 00:29:33,614 --> 00:29:35,241 It was a four-person vote. 834 00:29:35,282 --> 00:29:37,994 You see, I voted against myself, so that P-Hound... 835 00:29:38,036 --> 00:29:39,996 And that's a way that-that scenario would've worked out. 836 00:29:40,038 --> 00:29:41,915 What I later realized is that there was another scenario-- 837 00:29:41,956 --> 00:29:43,165 Maeby. That there was another scenario, 838 00:29:43,207 --> 00:29:44,751 - Yeah. - a C scenario, scenario C, 839 00:29:44,792 --> 00:29:46,335 - where you... Okay. - I really got to get going. 840 00:29:46,377 --> 00:29:47,879 - All right, but before you do, - I got to... Yeah. 841 00:29:47,921 --> 00:29:49,714 I just need your signature here at the bottom. 842 00:29:49,756 --> 00:29:51,173 Doing a movie about 843 00:29:51,215 --> 00:29:53,133 - the family. - Yeah. Is that still happening? 844 00:29:53,175 --> 00:29:54,802 - What do you mean? - I got to tell you, 845 00:29:54,844 --> 00:29:55,970 I think movies are dead. 846 00:29:56,012 --> 00:29:58,389 Maybe it's a TV show. 847 00:29:58,431 --> 00:30:00,934 - Thank you. I owe you one. - Yeah. No, you don't. 848 00:30:00,975 --> 00:30:02,435 NARRATOR: And now a half hour late, 849 00:30:02,476 --> 00:30:04,520 Maeby went back to her plan 850 00:30:04,562 --> 00:30:06,814 of seducing an undercover cop. 851 00:30:06,856 --> 00:30:08,733 And that's when Lucille 2 852 00:30:08,775 --> 00:30:12,319 saw a very real girl in her imaginary boy's room. 853 00:30:13,738 --> 00:30:15,281 And after, secure that she had something 854 00:30:15,322 --> 00:30:18,367 with which to blackmail Perfecto, 855 00:30:18,409 --> 00:30:20,912 she sought out a late payment from the Love campaign 856 00:30:20,954 --> 00:30:22,663 at Cinco. As it turns out, 857 00:30:22,705 --> 00:30:25,332 the Love campaign had just taken care 858 00:30:25,374 --> 00:30:26,793 of a threat of their own. 859 00:30:26,834 --> 00:30:28,628 - Why can't I do this? - And that's when 860 00:30:28,669 --> 00:30:30,129 Maeby ran into her mother. 861 00:30:30,170 --> 00:30:31,547 Oh, Maeby. 862 00:30:31,589 --> 00:30:32,673 - Hey. - Oh, hey. 863 00:30:32,715 --> 00:30:34,133 I need to apologize to you. 864 00:30:34,174 --> 00:30:36,427 That check you've been looking for, 865 00:30:36,469 --> 00:30:38,054 I had it. 866 00:30:38,096 --> 00:30:39,263 "Had"? 867 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:40,473 It's not everything, 868 00:30:40,514 --> 00:30:42,224 but here's some money. 869 00:30:42,266 --> 00:30:44,685 (chuckles) Mom, let go. 870 00:30:44,727 --> 00:30:46,020 (sighs) It's dirty money anyway. 871 00:30:46,062 --> 00:30:48,064 Love gave it to me. 872 00:30:48,106 --> 00:30:49,899 NARRATOR: Maeby felt bad. 873 00:30:49,941 --> 00:30:51,818 He gave you money directly? 874 00:30:51,859 --> 00:30:53,152 If you can believe that. 875 00:30:53,193 --> 00:30:54,904 Anyway, this is your money now, 876 00:30:54,946 --> 00:30:58,699 and if you choose to do facial reconstruction... 877 00:30:58,741 --> 00:31:01,077 I mean, the nose, right? 878 00:31:02,453 --> 00:31:04,914 But Maeby was more concerned 879 00:31:04,956 --> 00:31:07,541 about losing yet another income stream. 880 00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:10,336 So he's trying to snake the bottom bitch from my stable? 881 00:31:10,377 --> 00:31:13,006 And more importantly, her rep on the street. 882 00:31:13,047 --> 00:31:15,215 And she knew just who to go to about it. 883 00:31:15,257 --> 00:31:16,884 He stole money from me. 884 00:31:16,926 --> 00:31:19,053 He's a bully, so I want you 885 00:31:19,095 --> 00:31:21,263 to "bad cop" him for me a little, okay? 886 00:31:21,305 --> 00:31:22,556 So where is this bully? 887 00:31:22,598 --> 00:31:24,934 He's right there. 888 00:31:24,976 --> 00:31:26,268 The little guy with the cigarette? 889 00:31:26,310 --> 00:31:27,812 No, the ripped black guy behind him. 890 00:31:27,854 --> 00:31:29,689 - Oh, right. - Perfecto was nervous... 891 00:31:29,730 --> 00:31:31,858 I just... I just didn't look up high enough. 892 00:31:31,899 --> 00:31:33,901 ...but headed off to do as told. 893 00:31:33,943 --> 00:31:35,528 - Herbert Love, Herbert Love... - And later, 894 00:31:35,569 --> 00:31:37,155 after Herbert Love didn't return, 895 00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:39,281 - Perfecto did. - Hey, did you do it? 896 00:31:39,323 --> 00:31:40,533 It's taken care of. 897 00:31:40,574 --> 00:31:42,535 - Oh. - (shouting) 898 00:31:42,576 --> 00:31:44,328 But that's when the party got out of control. 899 00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:45,997 - (clamoring) - What's going on? 900 00:31:46,039 --> 00:31:47,247 Guess the blowback has started. 901 00:31:47,289 --> 00:31:48,541 Thank God I'm with an undercover cop. 902 00:31:48,582 --> 00:31:49,542 Pull out your gun. 903 00:31:49,583 --> 00:31:50,835 I don't have a gun. 904 00:31:50,877 --> 00:31:52,045 What kind of cop doesn't have a gun? 905 00:31:52,086 --> 00:31:53,921 Okay, I'm not a cop. 906 00:31:53,963 --> 00:31:55,923 But I saw your badge at the bar. 907 00:31:55,965 --> 00:31:59,218 In fact, it was an anti-bullying badge. 908 00:31:59,259 --> 00:32:01,137 He'd received it from a police-run 909 00:32:01,179 --> 00:32:03,389 anti-bullying program at school. 910 00:32:03,430 --> 00:32:04,807 You're never too old to stand up to a bully. 911 00:32:04,849 --> 00:32:06,809 PERFECTO:I made up all that stuff 912 00:32:06,851 --> 00:32:08,978 to impress you; I'm just a senior. 913 00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:10,688 A señor? 914 00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:12,106 I'm 17. 915 00:32:12,148 --> 00:32:13,774 Ha! 916 00:32:13,816 --> 00:32:15,651 You're 17? 917 00:32:15,693 --> 00:32:16,777 Yeah. 918 00:32:16,819 --> 00:32:18,612 I'm 23. 919 00:32:18,654 --> 00:32:20,156 Oh, that's a relief. 920 00:32:20,198 --> 00:32:21,991 I wasn't supposed to be driving with you. 921 00:32:22,033 --> 00:32:23,450 But we messed around. 922 00:32:23,492 --> 00:32:26,079 NARRATOR: Oh, they did more than that. 923 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,538 (horn blows) 924 00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:29,123 Don't worry; nobody saw. 925 00:32:29,165 --> 00:32:31,375 Except Lucille 2. 926 00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:33,586 And that's when Maeby, who had spent so long 927 00:32:33,627 --> 00:32:37,131 lying to others and even herself, 928 00:32:37,173 --> 00:32:39,967 finally had to admit she had made a huge mis... 929 00:32:40,009 --> 00:32:42,136 Oh, no, I'm fine. 930 00:32:47,141 --> 00:32:49,268 ...Lucille 2 becomes less of a threat to Maeby. 931 00:32:49,309 --> 00:32:52,563 ...is an ongoing investigation, we are pretty certain 932 00:32:52,605 --> 00:32:55,233 that this is where Lucille Austero landed. 933 00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:57,568 It is the way she usually falls. 934 00:32:57,610 --> 00:32:59,028 Are you gonna run in her place? 935 00:32:59,070 --> 00:33:01,614 Hey, hey, hey, hey, let's not bury her yet. 936 00:33:01,655 --> 00:33:03,657 We are all still holding out hope 937 00:33:03,699 --> 00:33:05,785 that she is, indeed, found. 938 00:33:08,621 --> 00:33:10,039 But a new threat to Maeby emerges. 939 00:33:10,081 --> 00:33:11,290 Shh. Stop it. What? 940 00:33:11,331 --> 00:33:12,792 Can we at least have breakup sex? 941 00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:14,418 No, you're 17. 942 00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:15,920 I'm 23-year-old woman. 943 00:33:15,962 --> 00:33:17,630 If anyone found out that we already had sex, 944 00:33:17,671 --> 00:33:19,632 it would be a major felony. 945 00:33:19,673 --> 00:33:22,593 Congratulations. You got your first A. 946 00:33:22,635 --> 00:33:25,679 Oh, thank God. This A is finally gonna get me out of high school. 947 00:33:25,721 --> 00:33:28,390 No, sex offender, your A is going to jail. 948 00:33:28,432 --> 00:33:30,726 You can't arrest me; you're an algebra teacher. 949 00:33:30,768 --> 00:33:33,104 Donny Richter is an algebra teacher. 950 00:33:33,146 --> 00:33:34,814 I'm Rocky Richter. 951 00:33:34,855 --> 00:33:37,608 I told you there was an undercover cop in this school. 952 00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:38,651 (handcuffs clicking) 953 00:33:38,692 --> 00:33:40,319 Oh, God. 954 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,268 I'm gonna have to live in Sudden Valley. 955 00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:46,000 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com