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<i>Previously on "Billions"...</i>

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We have him dead to rights.

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So he'll fold quick,

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and then we get back to what
we were really doing... Axelrod.

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Well, if you move on him
and take that risk,

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you have to get the reward.

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I said I know, Dad.

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Suspect trading pattern
on Pepsum Pharmaceuticals.

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Peter Decker,
Quaker Ridge Financial.

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We start with Decker since
he had the longest tenure

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at Axe Capital of anyone
who left with Axe's backing.

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At Axe Capital of anyone
who left with Axe's backing.

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It also makes him very loyal
to Axe, much harder to crack.

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Get Terri McCue over at FBI
up on this, too.

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Do you know Cross-Co.?

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Mid-size firm, has a big
distribution contract

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with that bakery company,
YumTime.

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You're the best PM
on the floor. You know it.

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- They're fucking sure of it.
- Fucking-A.

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You think you're gonna
fucking blackmail me?

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Your hair, which <i>will</i> test
positive for cocaine,

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can be in Chuck Rhoades' hands
within an hour.

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You're gonna watch,
listen, and report.

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That's what this is
all about, guys.

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Not only how our firm
survived 9/11,

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Not only how our firm
survived 9/11,

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but how we didn't give up.

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It's just wrong

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that you're the one
standing there.

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You know, like the idea that
if someone has a problem

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with you and they come
to you in person,

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you do what you can
to take care of it.

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But they take that beef public,

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the ground just falls out from
beneath them where I'm from.

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- Are you threatening me?
- Fucking right I am.

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Oh!

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- Oh!
- Oh!

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<i>♪ Come on ♪</i>

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Oh, I'm in the clubhouse turn.

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Ahh! Oh, Goddamn it.

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Ahh! Oh, Goddamn it.

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You want... you want
a beer or something?

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<i>♪ Get up out of your seat ♪</i>

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Let's just fuck.

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<i>♪ Get down, get up
and move your feet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come on and... ♪</i>

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Say that again.

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Let's just fuck.

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I don't make it a habit
to sleep with my authors.

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Too bad for them.

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Too bad for them.

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So this is the week, huh?

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Your people break out
the marketing plan for my book.

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We're gonna make you
into a best seller.

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- Mm.
- Yeah.

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I could do
all the morning shows.

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And you will.

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- Morning.
- Hey, Axe.

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Scrumpet?

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You ever eat these?

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My parents own a deli
in Kew Gardens.

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- We used to sell 'em.
- You grew up in Queens?

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We moved there when I was 9,
from Korea.

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- Oh, you speak the language?

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Good to know.

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You worked in that deli?

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Every morning, every afternoon,

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and I did the books
on the weekends.

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And then Stanford.

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American dream.

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Here's something they didn't
teach you at Stanford, Ben.

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Whenever you can,
put a company in your mouth.

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Whenever you can,
put a company in your mouth.

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<i>♪ Ethereal music ♪</i>

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What do you think?

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Not as good as I remember.

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And that's a problem,
'cause I own

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a hell of a lot
of these fucking things

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and I'm about to own more.

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Yeah, Jack.

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What time is it?

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What time is it?

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Okay.

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Well, that's crazy.

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Okay.

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Shit. Really?

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Fuck.

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Yeah, all right.
Well, thanks for the heads up.

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Ah...

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Son of a bitch.

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Issue?

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That was a courtesy call
from an agent friend of mine

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working with
the Eastern District.

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Mm. Okay.

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Mm. Okay.

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Last night, they arrested
this hedge fund guy in Greenwich

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on securities and wire fraud.

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Get to the part I'm gonna hate.

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The guy works for Decker.

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He's gonna flip on him
to save his own ass.

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Son of a bitch.
What time is it?

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5:50.

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Hmm?

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- Come on.

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Ho, ho, ho, ho.

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Take it easy there, fella.

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Excuse me, sir.

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What?

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You didn't clean up
after your dog.

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Yeah, I forgot the bag today.

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Oh, I don't think so

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because, you know, it's not
just the statutory law,

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it's the law of civility, man.

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And I've seen you before.

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You come out of that building,
your dog craps,

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and you just leave it
where it falls.

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Why don't you mind
your business?

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This <i>is</i> my business.

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Oh, you're that <i>guy.</i>

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I am that guy.

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I am that guy.

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All right, well,
do you have an extra bag?

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No, no. See, I used mine.

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Well, I'll get it next time.

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No, I think you need
to get it <i>this</i> time.

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Why don't you let it slide?

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"Let it slide."

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That sounds simple, easy.

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Sure, let it slide.
That's just some dog shit.

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But those are three devious
little words.

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You know, if... if I let
your dog shit slide,

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then I have to be okay

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then I have to be okay

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with this whole plaza
filling up with it,

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which it would
before we know it.

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Oh, then it would be
on our pant legs and our shoes,

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and we would track it
into our homes,

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and then our homes
would smell like shit, too.

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It'd be easy to let it slide.

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You know, why don't we, uh,

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why don't we let
petty larceny slide, too?

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Some kid steals five bucks
from a newsstand? Who cares?

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Well, maybe next time
he decides to steal your TV

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or break into your brownstone
and steal your fucking wife.

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But what difference
does it make?

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Because by then, we're all
living in shit anyway.

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Because by then, we're all
living in shit anyway.

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Come on, man.
I don't have a bag.

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- You have hands.
- What?

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- Use your hands.
- Or?

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Come on, man.
Come on, buddy.

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- There we go. Thattaboy.

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That's the spirit.

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- Ugh.
- Yeah?

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<i>Eastern's moved on Decker.</i>

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<i>They pinched one of his guys.
Looks like he's cooperating.</i>

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He's gonna flip on Decker?
Are you fucking kidding me?

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He's gonna flip on Decker?
Are you fucking kidding me?

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We... Goddamn it.
Hold on. Hold on.

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Sir, there's still some
over here.

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That's not Bobo's, man.

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- It is now.
- Fuck. Really?

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Yeah.

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- Well, if they have Decker...

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then they have Axelrod,
and we don't.

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<i>- We know where this came from.</i>
- It's fucking Spyros.

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Yeah, you know, while we're
chasing down Birch,

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that glory hound gets Eastern
to look into Decker.

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Hold on just a second.

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Hold on just a second.

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- Sir?

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Thank you for doing
your civic duty.

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Feels good, doesn't it?

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Okay.

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<i>♪ Make some time for YumTime ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're baking just for you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Scrumpets and Krumblettes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And Scribbleberries, too ♪</i>

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- What up, big Steve?
<i>- ♪Every single crumb ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You'll say
yum, yum, yum, yum, yum! ♪</i>

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- Good morning, Mr. Bailey.
- Thank you, Cheryl.

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<i>- ♪Yum yum, hooray ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪Yum yum, hooray ♪</i>

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Mr. Bailey's office.

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<i>♪ ...for yum yum ♪</i>

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<i>I have Mr. Purkheiser
on the line.</i>

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- Thank you.

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What do you say, Purk?

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<i>Word is,</i>

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<i>Bobby Axelrod is up to
a 4.9% stake in YumTime.</i>

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Thanks for the heads up, Purk.

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<i>- Okay.</i>
- All right.

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Fuck! Sh...

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Cheryl, get in here!

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<i>♪ Major lazer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Jump up, jump up,
jump up, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Jump up, jump up,
jump up, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Be advised,
everybody thumbs up, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everyone, yes,
bring your thumbs up, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everyone bring your thumbs up,
hey ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Jump up, jump up,
jump up, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Be advised,
everybody thumbs up, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everyone, yes,
bring your thumbs up, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everybody bring
your thumbs up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

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And you know what ATM
stands for, right?

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Yes.

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I don't wanna be
the kind of person

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that gets off on that.

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I really don't.

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But... I've learned this,

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But... I've learned this,

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and it's one of the positives
of getting older.

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It's better to accept
who I am than fight it.

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Ass-to-mouth, by the way.

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Just so that we are speaking
the same language.

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Oh, we are.

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Sometimes on the drive home,
I'll roll it over in my mind.

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You know, what is it
about a woman

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taking it into her mouth
after a little raw-dogging

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that just seems so right?

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That just seems so right?

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And it's this...

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That I'm accepted as I am.

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Completely.

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For my good qualities, sure,

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but also for <i>all...</i>

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of my filth.

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And I appreciate a woman
who is that giving.

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I truly do.

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But there's
more to it, isn't there?

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But there's
more to it, isn't there?

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The... act
you're talking about

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has to do with power dynamics.

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Dominance.

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Maybe ask why this is
coming up for you now.

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Is there a work connection?

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Someone you feel isn't looking
at you like she should?

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Maria Saldana. Wow.

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What happened?

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She was kind of a bastard about
her bonus at quarterly review,

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She was kind of a bastard about
her bonus at quarterly review,

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and then she went and got
an offer away.

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Yeah, but she's still here.

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Yeah, but she threatened
to leave,

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leveraging us to make
a bigger offer,

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which we will,
and I think she stays.

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- You feel played.
- Yeah, I do.

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Then why did you make her
the counter

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if you feel that way?
- Because she's great at her job.

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Her P&L's always green.

252
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She grew her capital
from 50 to $300 million.

253
00:10:50,161 --> 00:10:51,320
Men renegotiate.

254
00:10:51,321 --> 00:10:54,160
If they do it this way,
they get fired.

255
00:10:54,161 --> 00:10:55,240
So it's really not because
she's a woman?

256
00:10:55,241 --> 00:10:58,191
No, it's because she got
out of line.

257
00:10:58,192 --> 00:10:59,999
You know that we're upping
Donnie Caan's capital...

258
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,212
You know that we're upping
Donnie Caan's capital...

259
00:11:00,213 --> 00:11:01,281
Tripling it.
I asked Axe why.

260
00:11:01,282 --> 00:11:04,161
He said, "Donnie's loyal,
a good soldier."

261
00:11:04,162 --> 00:11:05,361
And in your mind, Maria's not.

262
00:11:05,362 --> 00:11:09,192
It doesn't matter.
I'll keep her.

263
00:11:16,163 --> 00:11:18,222
You gonna tell me about
that smile?

264
00:11:18,223 --> 00:11:21,333
Well, I'll keep her,

265
00:11:21,334 --> 00:11:24,303
but she won't have much fun.

266
00:11:24,304 --> 00:11:29,273
It's my duty to make
an example of her now.

267
00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:30,000
You cannot leverage us.

268
00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:32,184
You cannot leverage us.

269
00:11:32,185 --> 00:11:34,334
So over the next two years,

270
00:11:34,335 --> 00:11:36,284
she'll get cut back
in ways she can't control.

271
00:11:36,285 --> 00:11:37,374
She'll get less deal flow,

272
00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,214
less information will
fall into her lap.

273
00:11:39,215 --> 00:11:41,264
At the end of her deal,

274
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:44,165
she'll be worth a quarter
of her current comp.

275
00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:47,185
<i>♪ Dramatic music ♪</i>

276
00:11:47,186 --> 00:11:49,315
Ass-to-mouth,

277
00:11:49,316 --> 00:11:52,146
whether she likes it or not.

278
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,146
- Hey, Christine.
- Oh, hey, Lara.

279
00:11:56,147 --> 00:11:57,356
- I have you in the 10:00, right?
- Yeah.

280
00:11:57,357 --> 00:11:59,216
So you get the whole
book tour treatment?

281
00:11:59,217 --> 00:12:00,000
- Local press, store signings?
- Yes, all of that.

282
00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:01,216
- Local press, store signings?
- Yes, all of that.

283
00:12:01,217 --> 00:12:03,196
Oh, so fun. Hey, Lara.

284
00:12:03,197 --> 00:12:04,226
Hi, ladies.

285
00:12:04,227 --> 00:12:05,356
Congratulate June.

286
00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:07,167
Oh, on what?

287
00:12:07,168 --> 00:12:09,227
Goose Quill is publishing
her memoir

288
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,237
on how she got through 9/11.

289
00:12:11,238 --> 00:12:13,347
Wow. Congratulations, June.

290
00:12:13,348 --> 00:12:15,197
Yeah, it's just, you know,

291
00:12:15,198 --> 00:12:17,198
it's just a story
I wanted to tell.

292
00:12:17,199 --> 00:12:18,268
So cool, right?

293
00:12:18,269 --> 00:12:21,308
Yeah, super-duper.

294
00:12:21,309 --> 00:12:24,269
Well, congrats again.
Can't wait to read it.

295
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:37,169
<i>♪ Pensive music ♪</i>

296
00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:40,231
Hi. It's Lara Axelrod for
Shari Strang in communications.

297
00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:47,150
- Lara, hey.
<i>- Hey, Shari.</i>

298
00:12:47,151 --> 00:12:50,270
Listen, I need you
to get something for me.

299
00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:53,231
This is more.

300
00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:55,262
This is much more than...

301
00:12:56,282 --> 00:12:57,361
I didn't come in here

302
00:12:57,362 --> 00:12:59,371
trying to get you to do
what you're doing.

303
00:12:59,372 --> 00:13:00,000
Well, if you had, I wouldn't be.

304
00:13:00,001 --> 00:13:02,352
Well, if you had, I wouldn't be.

305
00:13:02,353 --> 00:13:04,372
And it makes good sense.

306
00:13:04,373 --> 00:13:06,332
Should make a pretty big
difference to the family.

307
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,292
Game changer for us.

308
00:13:08,293 --> 00:13:12,232
- Bring Wags in?
- Yeah.

309
00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:14,353
- Axe.
- Yeah?

310
00:13:14,354 --> 00:13:16,253
Thank you for your trust.

311
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,334
Thank you for earning it.

312
00:13:18,374 --> 00:13:21,373
This is huge.
I wanna thank you, too.

313
00:13:21,374 --> 00:13:24,223
I told Donnie we've always
known we could trust him.

314
00:13:24,224 --> 00:13:26,374
It's official. We're gonna
triple up his stack,

315
00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,324
back him with the main fund
when we can.

316
00:13:28,325 --> 00:13:29,999
He'll need one-on-ones,
some IPOs, and another analyst.

317
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,354
He'll need one-on-ones,
some IPOs, and another analyst.

318
00:13:31,355 --> 00:13:34,334
Excellent.
Shooter shooter, coming out.

319
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,215
Get started with 200,000 shares
of Rubinex.

320
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:40,255
That's a big position.
Are you sure?

321
00:13:40,256 --> 00:13:41,335
We are not uncertain.

322
00:13:41,336 --> 00:13:43,295
You're gonna be our Brian Doyle.

323
00:13:43,296 --> 00:13:44,385
- Who?
- Brian Doyle.

324
00:13:44,386 --> 00:13:47,236
He's a utility player
on the '78 Yankees.

325
00:13:47,237 --> 00:13:49,156
He's a lifetime
.168 hitter.

326
00:13:49,157 --> 00:13:50,256
That's below the Mendoza.

327
00:13:50,257 --> 00:13:52,336
But in the '78 World Series,

328
00:13:52,337 --> 00:13:55,186
Willie Randolph got hurt,
Doyle stepped in,

329
00:13:55,187 --> 00:13:56,356
hit .438,
played like an MVP.

330
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:59,347
- Legendary.
- You're gonna be Brian Doyle.

331
00:13:59,348 --> 00:14:00,000
I'm gonna be Brian Doyle.

332
00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:02,288
I'm gonna be Brian Doyle.

333
00:14:04,388 --> 00:14:08,157
Amelia, I know
it's a high profile case.

334
00:14:08,158 --> 00:14:10,228
<i>But, uh, I'm building
something here.</i>

335
00:14:10,229 --> 00:14:11,308
<i>So can we horse trade?</i>

336
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,238
Listening.

337
00:14:13,239 --> 00:14:14,368
The Schachetti brothers.

338
00:14:14,369 --> 00:14:17,218
You gonna give me
the Schachetti brothers?

339
00:14:17,219 --> 00:14:18,338
You like?

340
00:14:18,339 --> 00:14:22,159
You propose to trade
a high-flying hedge fund manager

341
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,319
for a couple of old goombahs

342
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,269
throwing elbows
over garbage pickups in Queens?

343
00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:29,329
Maybe, uh, you don't understand
how horse trading works.

344
00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:30,000
Uh, you don't open
with your, uh...

345
00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:32,190
Uh, you don't open
with your, uh...

346
00:14:32,191 --> 00:14:34,370
You can't offer me your mule
for my thoroughbred.

347
00:14:34,371 --> 00:14:38,320
<i>You're hoping I'm dumb enough
to go for that.</i>

348
00:14:38,321 --> 00:14:41,311
So fuck you and the horse
you didn't ride in on.

349
00:14:45,172 --> 00:14:48,162
I think maybe she <i>does</i>
understand horse trading.

350
00:14:52,332 --> 00:14:54,283
Just find it.

351
00:14:57,283 --> 00:14:58,362
File you asked about.

352
00:14:58,363 --> 00:14:59,999
What?

353
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,283
What?

354
00:15:00,284 --> 00:15:01,362
Sakurov cyber fraud case.

355
00:15:01,363 --> 00:15:04,222
Oh, right. Thanks.

356
00:15:04,223 --> 00:15:06,303
Any luck with the, uh,
douche bags from Eastern?

357
00:15:06,304 --> 00:15:08,184
Not yet.

358
00:15:11,234 --> 00:15:14,243
- Hey.
- Hi.

359
00:15:14,244 --> 00:15:17,304
Well, I, uh, heard from
that agent over there and, uh,

360
00:15:17,305 --> 00:15:20,184
Decker's junior is being
<i>very</i> cooperative.

361
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:23,235
- Son of a bitch.
- Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.

362
00:15:24,295 --> 00:15:26,214
All right, well,
catch you later.

363
00:15:26,215 --> 00:15:27,395
Yeah.

364
00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:34,235
- She's good, isn't she?
- Yeah.

365
00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:36,235
Yeah, it's important to develop

366
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,335
good relationships with agents.

367
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:40,186
Oh, yeah, I know.
You told me that first day.

368
00:15:40,187 --> 00:15:42,356
Can't stress that enough.

369
00:15:42,357 --> 00:15:44,216
So what's going on with Eastern?

370
00:15:44,217 --> 00:15:46,176
Ah.

371
00:15:46,177 --> 00:15:49,256
Spyros, the SEC, pulled a move
on the Axelrod case.

372
00:15:49,257 --> 00:15:50,326
What?

373
00:15:50,327 --> 00:15:51,377
They got a guy
to flip on Decker,

374
00:15:51,378 --> 00:15:53,297
one of
Axelrod's spin-offs.

375
00:15:53,298 --> 00:15:55,217
- Pete Decker?
- Yeah.

376
00:15:55,218 --> 00:15:58,277
He's got a couple billion
in assets under management.

377
00:15:58,278 --> 00:15:59,337
Ties to Axelrod.

378
00:15:59,338 --> 00:16:00,000
Mm, <i>you</i> wanted to flip him.

379
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,267
Mm, <i>you</i> wanted to flip him.

380
00:16:01,268 --> 00:16:02,358
That was the plan.

381
00:16:02,359 --> 00:16:04,348
You have all the leverage
you need?

382
00:16:04,349 --> 00:16:07,188
No such thing.

383
00:16:07,189 --> 00:16:10,308
I'll grind on it.

384
00:16:10,309 --> 00:16:12,368
Like, uh, Terri.

385
00:16:12,369 --> 00:16:15,360
She looks like a real grinder.

386
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,389
As members of the board
of YumTime...

387
00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:25,280
Gathered informally.

388
00:16:25,281 --> 00:16:26,390
You must wanna know

389
00:16:26,391 --> 00:16:29,310
if my acquiring
almost 5% of your company

390
00:16:29,311 --> 00:16:30,000
is a vote of confidence.

391
00:16:30,001 --> 00:16:31,180
Is a vote of confidence.

392
00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:34,390
So let me put an end
to the suspense... it isn't.

393
00:16:34,391 --> 00:16:38,311
Mr. Axelrod is prepared
to increase his position

394
00:16:38,312 --> 00:16:40,311
and file with the SEC.

395
00:16:40,312 --> 00:16:41,341
In addition to its stake,

396
00:16:41,342 --> 00:16:43,361
Axe Capital controls
a significant percentage

397
00:16:43,362 --> 00:16:45,351
of the silent money votes
in this company.

398
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,402
Which means, come proxy season,

399
00:16:47,403 --> 00:16:51,293
there's a road for all of you
being out on your asses.

400
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,212
It's all in the letter,
which can be released publicly.

401
00:16:55,213 --> 00:16:58,183
We're all aware
of activist letters,

402
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,999
and Mr. Axelrod's history
with such.

403
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,404
And Mr. Axelrod's history
with such.

404
00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:03,343
A seat at the table and a say
in management decisions.

405
00:17:03,344 --> 00:17:05,243
Based on what?

406
00:17:05,244 --> 00:17:07,223
The fact that YumTime profits
have declined 8 years running,

407
00:17:07,224 --> 00:17:11,394
while executive compensation
has soared 300%.

408
00:17:11,395 --> 00:17:13,344
And Hutch Bailey III
has been CEO

409
00:17:13,345 --> 00:17:16,285
for exactly that span of time.

410
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:20,374
I'm not here
as a declaration of war,

411
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,325
but as a beacon of hope...

412
00:17:22,326 --> 00:17:25,195
Someone who knows how
a business should be run,

413
00:17:25,196 --> 00:17:26,365
who sees exactly why your brand

414
00:17:26,366 --> 00:17:27,385
is bleeding market share,

415
00:17:27,386 --> 00:17:29,285
from the ingredients
to the marketing.

416
00:17:29,286 --> 00:17:30,000
You are in a room full
of career business operators.

417
00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:32,246
You are in a room full
of career business operators.

418
00:17:32,247 --> 00:17:33,266
Absolutely.

419
00:17:33,267 --> 00:17:35,206
And I've been made to understand

420
00:17:35,207 --> 00:17:37,216
that you're
the reasonable board members

421
00:17:37,217 --> 00:17:40,216
who see how tenuous
the future of YumTime is.

422
00:17:40,217 --> 00:17:42,216
We could be as reasonable
as Phil Donahue,

423
00:17:42,217 --> 00:17:43,267
wouldn't change a thing.

424
00:17:43,268 --> 00:17:45,237
Hutch Bailey III is the CEO

425
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:48,217
and will be
until he decides otherwise.

426
00:17:48,218 --> 00:17:51,227
The Bailey family is YumTime.
YumTime is the Bailey family.

427
00:17:51,228 --> 00:17:53,247
As the majority of
the board of directors,

428
00:17:53,248 --> 00:17:55,228
you can change all of that
in an instant.

429
00:17:55,229 --> 00:17:59,208
Our chairman, Jerome Purkheiser,
is a wise and smart man.

430
00:17:59,209 --> 00:18:00,000
And he has been like
a second father to Hutch

431
00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:01,258
And he has been like
a second father to Hutch

432
00:18:01,259 --> 00:18:03,198
once Hutch II passed on.

433
00:18:03,199 --> 00:18:05,388
And I do not think Purk
would look upon this

434
00:18:05,389 --> 00:18:07,269
in a friendly way at all.

435
00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:08,309
So leave your letter.

436
00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:10,309
Put it on a billboard
if you want.

437
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:11,409
This meeting's over.

438
00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:15,239
<i>♪ Tense music ♪</i>

439
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,350
So it's all about Purkheiser.
Now we know that for sure.

440
00:18:18,351 --> 00:18:21,191
- Yeah. Did you see her react?
- I did.

441
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,250
I am exposed here.

442
00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:26,290
This board seat gives me
my own standing

443
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:28,231
and $200,000 in income.

444
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,999
Seats are always at risk
during a takeover.

445
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,252
Seats are always at risk
during a takeover.

446
00:18:30,253 --> 00:18:31,401
You'll be fine.

447
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,191
I don't wanna hear
those words from you

448
00:18:33,192 --> 00:18:35,201
until you divorce
Betty fucking Crocker.

449
00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:37,562
Cut the screen test, Evelyn.
Let me read the goddamn letter.

450
00:18:38,382 --> 00:18:41,242
Jesus, really?

451
00:18:41,243 --> 00:18:43,392
"Hutch Bailey has betrayed
the consumer and his own legacy

452
00:18:43,393 --> 00:18:46,332
by tampering with the recipe"?

453
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,263
The product tastes fine.

454
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,344
This isn't about the product.

455
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,333
Bobby Axelrod knows about
you and me.

456
00:18:57,334 --> 00:18:59,363
What? How?

457
00:18:59,364 --> 00:19:00,000
- Not sure. But I'm impressed.

458
00:19:00,001 --> 00:19:03,244
- Not sure. But I'm impressed.

459
00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:05,254
He knows how important
your happiness is to me,

460
00:19:05,255 --> 00:19:09,264
so he's making us
his brushback pitch to my son.

461
00:19:09,265 --> 00:19:11,204
It's nice handiwork.

462
00:19:11,205 --> 00:19:13,195
We've got to stop it.

463
00:19:13,196 --> 00:19:15,385
He cannot get
on a winning streak.

464
00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:17,265
What are we gonna do?

465
00:19:17,266 --> 00:19:20,405
I gave you my board seat,
so I don't have a voice.

466
00:19:20,406 --> 00:19:24,286
But here's what <i>you</i> can do.

467
00:19:24,287 --> 00:19:27,236
You can talk
to Jerome Purkheiser.

468
00:19:27,237 --> 00:19:28,336
And say what?

469
00:19:28,337 --> 00:19:29,999
You're a persuasive woman.

470
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,226
You're a persuasive woman.

471
00:19:31,227 --> 00:19:35,236
Persuade him to ride
this thing out and block it.

472
00:19:35,237 --> 00:19:37,247
They're lobbying him.

473
00:19:37,248 --> 00:19:39,217
You should lobby him.

474
00:19:39,218 --> 00:19:41,287
Okay, I'll go talk to him.

475
00:19:41,288 --> 00:19:44,187
- Well, not now.
- Why not?

476
00:19:44,188 --> 00:19:45,298
Honey, I took a pill.

477
00:19:56,189 --> 00:19:59,239
- Hey, Lara.

478
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,000
- Did you get it?
- Yep.

479
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,390
- Did you get it?
- Yep.

480
00:20:00,391 --> 00:20:04,209
How'd you do that so fast?

481
00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:05,369
I know an editor at Goose Quill.

482
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,229
His kid's a bass player,

483
00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:09,230
and I promised his band
a Pitchfork piece.

484
00:20:09,231 --> 00:20:10,310
Amazing.

485
00:20:10,311 --> 00:20:14,200
Hey, Lar. Wanna try a morel
and asparagus beggar's purse?

486
00:20:14,201 --> 00:20:15,270
Totally.

487
00:20:15,271 --> 00:20:17,270
Lu, Shari. Shari, Lu.

488
00:20:17,271 --> 00:20:19,220
Oh, the sister.

489
00:20:19,221 --> 00:20:20,350
Yeah, the sister. Hey.

490
00:20:20,351 --> 00:20:21,422
Eat that.

491
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,241
Oh, my God. That is insane.

492
00:20:28,242 --> 00:20:29,371
She farms 'em, I charms 'em.

493
00:20:29,372 --> 00:20:30,000
I could eat that, like,
every day.

494
00:20:30,001 --> 00:20:31,231
I could eat that, like,
every day.

495
00:20:31,232 --> 00:20:33,222
That's my sis.

496
00:20:33,223 --> 00:20:35,422
So I skimmed.
I learned a thing or two.

497
00:20:35,423 --> 00:20:37,352
I didn't know Axe was a doctor.

498
00:20:37,353 --> 00:20:39,312
A what?

499
00:20:39,313 --> 00:20:40,372
Stanford.

500
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,362
Oh, the honorary.

501
00:20:42,363 --> 00:20:44,234
Yeah, we made a pretty big gift.

502
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:48,223
Lara, take a look
at chapter ten.

503
00:20:48,224 --> 00:20:50,384
It's a problem.

504
00:20:53,284 --> 00:20:56,305
<i>♪ Tense music ♪</i>

505
00:21:01,275 --> 00:21:02,414
No, I'm... I'm sure that
the kids will have

506
00:21:02,415 --> 00:21:04,244
a wonderful time.

507
00:21:04,245 --> 00:21:05,364
Listen, I really do need to run.

508
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,386
Yeah, okay. Bye.

509
00:21:09,216 --> 00:21:11,405
- Lonnie.
- Chuck. What's up?

510
00:21:11,406 --> 00:21:15,405
Uh, do you happen to catch
the science section on Tuesday?

511
00:21:15,406 --> 00:21:18,196
I may have skipped it.

512
00:21:18,197 --> 00:21:20,246
Mm. I never miss a word.

513
00:21:20,247 --> 00:21:23,346
Anyway, uh, there was a piece
on microbial research.

514
00:21:23,347 --> 00:21:25,266
It's a burgeoning field.

515
00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:28,287
And this MIT team was
looking into apoptosis.

516
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,999
There are cells

517
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,268
There are cells

518
00:21:30,269 --> 00:21:33,317
within me and you
and other complex organisms

519
00:21:33,318 --> 00:21:37,257
that will actually sacrifice
themselves for the whole.

520
00:21:37,258 --> 00:21:40,428
Healthy cells just kind of...

521
00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:43,198
taking one for the team.

522
00:21:43,199 --> 00:21:44,418
What?

523
00:21:44,419 --> 00:21:47,218
Statue of Liberty
attempted bombing case

524
00:21:47,219 --> 00:21:48,228
needs to come off your plate.

525
00:21:48,229 --> 00:21:50,198
I'm sorry?

526
00:21:50,199 --> 00:21:51,429
Eastern needs that case.

527
00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:54,389
No. That's a dagger.

528
00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:56,249
I have this.

529
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,379
I've been doing this
for two years around the clock.

530
00:21:58,380 --> 00:21:59,999
Oh, believe me, I know,
and I see that.

531
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,259
Oh, believe me, I know,
and I see that.

532
00:22:01,260 --> 00:22:03,240
But it really can't be helped.

533
00:22:03,241 --> 00:22:05,310
Besides, you're still
gonna be on the case.

534
00:22:05,311 --> 00:22:06,320
What the fuck?

535
00:22:06,321 --> 00:22:09,330
You're cross-designating me
to Eastern?

536
00:22:09,331 --> 00:22:11,340
Like you said, you've been
working on it for two years.

537
00:22:11,341 --> 00:22:14,221
They're gonna need
your expertise.

538
00:22:14,222 --> 00:22:16,201
Yeah, I'm gonna do
all the scut work.

539
00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:18,231
They're gonna try the case
and get the good stuff.

540
00:22:18,232 --> 00:22:19,351
I'll make it up to you.

541
00:22:19,352 --> 00:22:21,271
You gotta give me a reason.

542
00:22:21,272 --> 00:22:24,363
I'll making parly with Eastern
and I need big wampum.

543
00:22:27,303 --> 00:22:29,402
So I'm supposed to what,
just grab my ankles and take it?

544
00:22:29,403 --> 00:22:30,000
I'll send over a vat
of ass lube.

545
00:22:30,001 --> 00:22:32,272
I'll send over a vat
of ass lube.

546
00:22:32,273 --> 00:22:34,283
- Chuck.

547
00:22:36,274 --> 00:22:38,233
What's the difference between

548
00:22:38,234 --> 00:22:41,393
ass lube or regular lube?

549
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,314
Viscosity.

550
00:22:45,214 --> 00:22:47,224
- Fuck, Wend.

551
00:22:47,225 --> 00:22:48,434
I never get used
to how you live.

552
00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:51,354
Yeah.

553
00:22:51,355 --> 00:22:55,204
You know, I can see why you
made the choice that you did.

554
00:22:55,205 --> 00:22:57,344
E.R., it's binary.

555
00:22:57,345 --> 00:22:59,245
They come in bleeding to death,

556
00:22:59,246 --> 00:23:00,000
I get them back on the rails
inside of a day.

557
00:23:00,001 --> 00:23:02,315
I get them back on the rails
inside of a day.

558
00:23:02,316 --> 00:23:05,295
Or not.
Either way, it's done.

559
00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:08,305
I'm forced to move on
to the next, to be present.

560
00:23:08,306 --> 00:23:09,366
It's satisfying.

561
00:23:09,367 --> 00:23:11,286
I'm an adrenaline junkie anyway.

562
00:23:11,287 --> 00:23:12,386
Well, we're both addicts.

563
00:23:12,387 --> 00:23:14,426
This thing I do...

564
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:17,406
I get so fucking
turned on doing it

565
00:23:17,407 --> 00:23:21,337
because I see the change
happen immediately, too.

566
00:23:21,338 --> 00:23:25,217
They go from zero to 100,
and I can watch

567
00:23:25,218 --> 00:23:28,247
exactly how they use
what I give them.

568
00:23:28,248 --> 00:23:29,999
Yeah, but something about it
is not sitting right with you.

569
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,320
Yeah, but something about it
is not sitting right with you.

570
00:23:34,269 --> 00:23:36,368
You're in the horns
of a dilemma.

571
00:23:36,369 --> 00:23:39,439
Horns... of a... dilemma.

572
00:23:46,230 --> 00:23:47,439
There's this woman.

573
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:52,299
She's a real badass.
I like her a lot.

574
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:55,300
And I know she's about
to get crushed,

575
00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:57,381
and the guy who's gonna
crush her is my patient, too.

576
00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:00,000
All these people matter to me,

577
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,391
All these people matter to me,

578
00:24:00,392 --> 00:24:02,380
and I can't do my job
if I judge them.

579
00:24:02,381 --> 00:24:03,390
Do the triage.

580
00:24:03,391 --> 00:24:07,221
Figure out who needs what more
and go that way.

581
00:24:07,222 --> 00:24:08,401
That's the short-term fix.

582
00:24:08,402 --> 00:24:12,221
Long term? This shit is gonna
give you ulceritis.

583
00:24:12,222 --> 00:24:14,371
Worse.

584
00:24:14,372 --> 00:24:17,222
Talk to Chase, the headhunter.

585
00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:19,352
Hmm. That guy you...

586
00:24:19,353 --> 00:24:21,432
Yeah, we had a little thing.
It was years ago.

587
00:24:21,433 --> 00:24:24,272
- You were kinda into him.
- Mm-hmm.

588
00:24:24,273 --> 00:24:25,422
He was... fun.

589
00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:29,333
Good at certain things,
if I recall.

590
00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:30,000
<i>Very</i> conscientious.

591
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:31,244
<i>Very</i> conscientious.

592
00:24:35,314 --> 00:24:37,413
Someone's gotta talk
to Purkheiser.

593
00:24:37,414 --> 00:24:40,264
He made his money
in meat processing.

594
00:24:40,265 --> 00:24:41,434
Feared by the bovine.

595
00:24:41,435 --> 00:24:44,294
Kills over a million cows
a year.

596
00:24:44,295 --> 00:24:47,374
He's been described to me
as a cool-headed Midwesterner

597
00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:49,394
who can smell bullshit
in the colon of a bull

598
00:24:49,395 --> 00:24:50,425
from across the ranch.

599
00:24:50,426 --> 00:24:52,395
Wanna try him?

600
00:24:52,396 --> 00:24:54,395
I can't do that.
He's folksy.

601
00:24:54,396 --> 00:24:55,415
So?

602
00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:57,295
I've tried with folksy people.

603
00:24:57,296 --> 00:24:59,315
They find me to be
a rapacious scumbag.

604
00:24:59,316 --> 00:25:00,000
I'm sorry to break it
to you, but...

605
00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:02,406
I'm sorry to break it
to you, but...

606
00:25:02,407 --> 00:25:04,366
I don't think it's just
the folksy people.

607
00:25:04,367 --> 00:25:06,286
How 'bout you?

608
00:25:06,287 --> 00:25:09,276
You're <i>my</i> rapacious scumbag.

609
00:25:09,277 --> 00:25:10,417
This is what love is.

610
00:25:14,448 --> 00:25:16,427
They put me on fucking hold?

611
00:25:16,428 --> 00:25:18,407
Yeah, a man of your stature.

612
00:25:18,408 --> 00:25:21,247
Damn right.
Man of my imperious...

613
00:25:21,248 --> 00:25:22,328
You ready to sweet talk me?

614
00:25:24,249 --> 00:25:26,389
Statue of Liberty
bombing attempt.

615
00:25:30,299 --> 00:25:31,408
I don't know.

616
00:25:31,409 --> 00:25:33,248
Oh, yes, you do.

617
00:25:33,249 --> 00:25:34,438
This story's front page
of the <i>Times,</i>

618
00:25:34,439 --> 00:25:36,389
above the fold,
and the case is solid.

619
00:25:36,390 --> 00:25:39,299
- One condition.
<i>- Shoot.</i>

620
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:41,329
Ari Spyros is embedded with you.

621
00:25:41,330 --> 00:25:43,409
No. No, no, no, no, no.

622
00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:47,291
<i>No, you can't saddle me
with that useless douche bag.</i>

623
00:25:48,411 --> 00:25:51,380
- Take or leave?
- Done.

624
00:25:51,381 --> 00:25:53,320
<i>We'll send the transcript
right over.</i>

625
00:25:53,321 --> 00:25:56,300
- Good.
<i>- Chuck, it's Ari.</i>

626
00:25:56,301 --> 00:25:58,362
Looking forward
to working with you again.

627
00:25:59,452 --> 00:26:00,000
Hey. Spyros.

628
00:26:00,001 --> 00:26:02,281
Hey. Spyros.

629
00:26:02,282 --> 00:26:04,221
I'm glad you heard all that.

630
00:26:04,222 --> 00:26:07,381
And I promise, I'd have said
that to your fucking face,

631
00:26:07,382 --> 00:26:10,353
which always reminds me
of a confused dog.

632
00:26:16,373 --> 00:26:18,293
That's Decker.

633
00:26:22,424 --> 00:26:24,433
That's him.

634
00:26:24,434 --> 00:26:26,323
Seems like a real family man.

635
00:26:26,324 --> 00:26:28,433
- Nice guy?
- What?

636
00:26:28,434 --> 00:26:29,443
I don't give a shit.

637
00:26:29,444 --> 00:26:30,000
Ah.

638
00:26:30,001 --> 00:26:31,273
Ah.

639
00:26:31,274 --> 00:26:32,354
"Good father? Fuck you."

640
00:26:32,355 --> 00:26:34,075
"Fuck you. Go home and play
with your kids."

641
00:26:39,225 --> 00:26:41,354
Okay, okay, okay. No.

642
00:26:41,355 --> 00:26:45,305
Actually, I feel a little bit
bad doing it this way.

643
00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:47,236
Yeah, me, too.
Let the kids clear.

644
00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:52,275
That's goddamn decent of you.

645
00:26:52,276 --> 00:26:53,316
It's fucking hot.

646
00:26:55,317 --> 00:26:56,386
- All right, bye, Dad.
- All right.

647
00:26:56,387 --> 00:26:58,236
- See you later, bud.
- Bye, Daddy. Love you.

648
00:26:58,237 --> 00:26:59,386
Love you, too.

649
00:26:59,387 --> 00:27:00,000
- All right, now.
- Go now.

650
00:27:00,001 --> 00:27:01,427
- All right, now.
- Go now.

651
00:27:06,318 --> 00:27:08,327
Hi, Pete.

652
00:27:08,328 --> 00:27:09,377
<i>♪ Slow-tempo electronic music ♪</i>

653
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:11,287
Mr. Decker,

654
00:27:11,288 --> 00:27:12,377
Bryan Connerty

655
00:27:12,378 --> 00:27:14,247
with the U.S. Attorney's office,
Southern District.

656
00:27:14,248 --> 00:27:16,408
We have an awful lot
to talk about.

657
00:27:18,439 --> 00:27:21,328
<i>♪ Slow-tempo music ♪</i>

658
00:27:21,329 --> 00:27:24,268
Okay.

659
00:27:24,269 --> 00:27:27,248
It isn't flattering.

660
00:27:27,249 --> 00:27:29,409
Looking at some pretty serious
reputational damage here.

661
00:27:29,410 --> 00:27:30,000
Hmm, you think?

662
00:27:30,001 --> 00:27:31,229
Hmm, you think?

663
00:27:31,230 --> 00:27:33,449
Is it a defamation case?
I don't know. You tell me.

664
00:27:33,450 --> 00:27:35,389
How much is true?

665
00:27:35,390 --> 00:27:37,359
He made some shrewd trades
around 9/11.

666
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,310
You know, he did what
he had to do.

667
00:27:39,311 --> 00:27:40,380
My husband plays hardball.

668
00:27:40,381 --> 00:27:42,450
Nobody makes billions of
dollars pitching underhand.

669
00:27:42,451 --> 00:27:46,400
But his work situation
beforehand, what he did after,

670
00:27:46,401 --> 00:27:48,291
incendiary.

671
00:27:50,382 --> 00:27:53,261
So what do you recommend?

672
00:27:53,262 --> 00:27:54,441
Three avenues...

673
00:27:54,442 --> 00:27:57,371
Let her print,
then we rebut and sue.

674
00:27:57,372 --> 00:27:59,311
And I'm not recommending that.

675
00:27:59,312 --> 00:28:00,000
People remember allegations,
not rebuttals.

676
00:28:00,001 --> 00:28:01,301
People remember allegations,
not rebuttals.

677
00:28:01,302 --> 00:28:03,342
Exactly. Someone says
Charlie fucked a goat,

678
00:28:03,343 --> 00:28:04,402
even if the goat denies it,

679
00:28:04,403 --> 00:28:07,262
he goes to the grave
"Charlie the goat fucker."

680
00:28:07,263 --> 00:28:08,332
Second option...

681
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:10,442
Buy the publishing company
and kill it.

682
00:28:10,443 --> 00:28:12,462
That's too loud, I think.

683
00:28:12,463 --> 00:28:15,313
Agreed.

684
00:28:15,314 --> 00:28:16,443
The third choice...

685
00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:20,234
I could go and try
and reason with her.

686
00:28:22,314 --> 00:28:26,465
No, I reasoned with that twat
once before.

687
00:28:28,315 --> 00:28:29,999
I have ways to get
her attention.

688
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,234
I have ways to get
her attention.

689
00:28:32,235 --> 00:28:34,394
Hi. I'm in the 8:15
with Steffi.

690
00:28:34,395 --> 00:28:36,305
Um, I don't have you on my list.

691
00:28:36,306 --> 00:28:38,255
I booked online.

692
00:28:38,256 --> 00:28:39,256
There must be
some sort of mix up.

693
00:28:39,257 --> 00:28:40,325
Your name didn't make it
into the system.

694
00:28:40,326 --> 00:28:41,395
- Okay.
- Hey, June.

695
00:28:41,396 --> 00:28:42,425
Um...

696
00:28:42,426 --> 00:28:44,365
Lilly, Jane, Patricia...
you're all set.

697
00:28:44,366 --> 00:28:47,316
Thanks, Christine.
I gotta change.

698
00:28:47,317 --> 00:28:49,286
Um, can you just, like,
squeeze me in?

699
00:28:49,287 --> 00:28:51,356
Sorry. It's policy.

700
00:28:51,357 --> 00:28:52,416
Everything okay, June?

701
00:28:52,417 --> 00:28:55,416
Yeah, everything's fine.
I... oh, God.

702
00:28:55,417 --> 00:28:59,999
A doctor.
I totally forgot. I'm late.

703
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,440
A doctor.
I totally forgot. I'm late.

704
00:29:02,358 --> 00:29:03,318
They're on their way.

705
00:29:03,319 --> 00:29:04,337
- Good.

706
00:29:04,338 --> 00:29:06,317
Are you wearing cologne?

707
00:29:06,318 --> 00:29:08,437
- Yeah.
- Jesus Christ.

708
00:29:08,438 --> 00:29:10,398
So... ground rules.

709
00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:13,338
I'll do all of the talking.

710
00:29:13,339 --> 00:29:16,328
"We have someone else that made
the same pharmaceutical trade."

711
00:29:16,329 --> 00:29:18,328
First one in gets a lollipop.

712
00:29:18,329 --> 00:29:20,379
But to be clear,
we don't really have anyone?

713
00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:22,409
To be clear, I am making a play.

714
00:29:22,410 --> 00:29:25,319
That's what I like to call
"the prisoner's dilemma."

715
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,289
No, you don't like to call it
that. That's what it's called.

716
00:29:28,290 --> 00:29:29,999
Started as a thought experiment,
game theory in the '50s.

717
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:30,430
Started as a thought experiment,
game theory in the '50s.

718
00:29:30,431 --> 00:29:32,450
Does no one ever check you
on this bullshit?

719
00:29:32,451 --> 00:29:35,290
I'm just saying, I would've
made the same play.

720
00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:38,261
- Mr. Decker, sir?

721
00:29:40,351 --> 00:29:42,370
<i>♪ Tense music ♪</i>

722
00:29:42,371 --> 00:29:44,381
I think everyone knows
why we're here.

723
00:29:44,382 --> 00:29:46,391
We're ready to listen.

724
00:29:46,392 --> 00:29:48,401
Well...

725
00:29:48,402 --> 00:29:51,391
we have you on the Pepsum trade.

726
00:29:51,392 --> 00:29:52,471
You know that.

727
00:29:52,472 --> 00:29:56,342
So why don't you tell us
about how Bobby Axelrod

728
00:29:56,343 --> 00:29:59,999
funneled you and other
satellites insider information?

729
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,383
Funneled you and other
satellites insider information?

730
00:30:00,384 --> 00:30:03,382
You're saying words
I don't understand.

731
00:30:03,383 --> 00:30:04,462
- Never gonna happen.
- What he's saying is,

732
00:30:04,463 --> 00:30:08,323
at this time, he does not
wish to cooperate.

733
00:30:08,324 --> 00:30:11,473
That's because he doesn't know
what we have up our sleeve.

734
00:30:11,474 --> 00:30:13,244
Sleeves.

735
00:30:16,334 --> 00:30:19,374
Mr. Decker, approximately
two and a half hours ago,

736
00:30:19,375 --> 00:30:21,464
we had someone sitting
where you are now...

737
00:30:21,465 --> 00:30:24,324
A young man from a fund that
I'm not at liberty to name,

738
00:30:24,325 --> 00:30:27,394
and he was downright chatty.

739
00:30:27,395 --> 00:30:29,255
So it looks like the race is on

740
00:30:29,256 --> 00:30:30,000
to see who's got
the stronger information

741
00:30:30,001 --> 00:30:31,415
to see who's got
the stronger information

742
00:30:31,416 --> 00:30:33,385
and who I'm gonna let
take the credit

743
00:30:33,386 --> 00:30:35,275
for flipping on Bobby Axelrod.

744
00:30:35,276 --> 00:30:38,435
And the winner
gets to stay out of MCC.

745
00:30:38,436 --> 00:30:41,366
Yes, that's correct.

746
00:30:41,367 --> 00:30:43,266
Cooperate and go home.

747
00:30:43,267 --> 00:30:44,366
Uh, but this comes to trial,

748
00:30:44,367 --> 00:30:46,446
and you're talking
to your kids through glass.

749
00:30:46,447 --> 00:30:48,476
We'll see how that
all works out.

750
00:30:48,477 --> 00:30:50,337
Yes, we will.

751
00:30:50,338 --> 00:30:52,277
We're done here.

752
00:30:52,278 --> 00:30:55,347
Oh, you are far from done.

753
00:30:55,348 --> 00:30:56,458
Just know that.

754
00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:11,478
- Fuck.
- I don't see him caving.

755
00:31:11,479 --> 00:31:14,280
Mm, I think he will.

756
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,279
You know, my fucking eyes
are watering here.

757
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,289
How many pints of that
shitty toilet water

758
00:31:20,290 --> 00:31:22,389
do you splash on yourself
every morning, Spyros?

759
00:31:22,390 --> 00:31:25,290
You think maybe it's gonna
help you get some tail?

760
00:31:25,291 --> 00:31:28,331
Here's a tip... it's not.

761
00:31:33,281 --> 00:31:35,422
It is a lot in a confined area.

762
00:31:37,382 --> 00:31:41,332
- I cut back a little.
- Yeah, maybe cut way back.

763
00:31:51,353 --> 00:31:54,372
- So?
- It's a good slice of pizza.

764
00:31:54,373 --> 00:31:57,292
- Bruno.
- What is it, Bobby?

765
00:31:57,293 --> 00:31:59,343
Tell Mr. Purkheiser
why I love your sauce.

766
00:31:59,344 --> 00:32:00,000
Uh, I use the San Marzanos.

767
00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:01,273
Uh, I use the San Marzanos.

768
00:32:01,274 --> 00:32:02,343
- Tomatoes.
- Yeah, yeah, tomatoes.

769
00:32:02,344 --> 00:32:04,303
You make 'em without 'em,
it wouldn't taste right.

770
00:32:04,304 --> 00:32:05,343
Right. More expensive?

771
00:32:05,344 --> 00:32:06,383
Oh, yeah, yeah.

772
00:32:06,384 --> 00:32:08,443
But like I say,
it wouldn't taste right.

773
00:32:08,444 --> 00:32:10,274
Wouldn't be <i>verace.</i>

774
00:32:10,275 --> 00:32:11,294
<i>Verace?</i>

775
00:32:11,295 --> 00:32:13,474
The true way you make
a pizza Napoletana.

776
00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:16,254
This place is the pizza
of my youth.

777
00:32:16,255 --> 00:32:18,484
He's been making it just
like this since I was a kid.

778
00:32:18,485 --> 00:32:21,335
You know...

779
00:32:21,336 --> 00:32:23,435
Normally, somebody wants
to waltz with me,

780
00:32:23,436 --> 00:32:26,315
I find myself sawing
a 20-ounce rib eye

781
00:32:26,316 --> 00:32:29,999
on the East Side
with a $500 cabernet.

782
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:30,316
On the East Side
with a $500 cabernet.

783
00:32:30,317 --> 00:32:32,296
I am different
from the other children.

784
00:32:32,297 --> 00:32:36,266
Mm, well, that is clear now,
Mr. Axelrod.

785
00:32:36,267 --> 00:32:38,306
When I was 11 years old

786
00:32:38,307 --> 00:32:41,316
till I was 14, I was a paperboy.

787
00:32:41,317 --> 00:32:44,297
I delivered the <i>Journal News</i>
every day after school.

788
00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:46,267
And when I finished my route,

789
00:32:46,268 --> 00:32:48,317
I'd pick up a YumTime Scrumpet.

790
00:32:48,318 --> 00:32:50,437
It was my reward.

791
00:32:50,438 --> 00:32:53,437
I did this every weekday
for three years.

792
00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:56,488
And a while back,
I brought my two boys here.

793
00:32:56,489 --> 00:32:59,999
And I showed them my route,
we stopped for a Scrumpet,

794
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:00,419
And I showed them my route,
we stopped for a Scrumpet,

795
00:33:00,420 --> 00:33:02,388
and they were colorless,

796
00:33:02,389 --> 00:33:05,409
over-sweet, petrified.

797
00:33:05,410 --> 00:33:08,419
Needless to say,
my two boys were underwhelmed.

798
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:11,289
So was I.

799
00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:13,259
Didn't taste as good.

800
00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:14,389
So I did some research,

801
00:33:14,390 --> 00:33:17,360
and I learned that
the recipe had changed.

802
00:33:17,361 --> 00:33:19,480
Bruno!

803
00:33:19,481 --> 00:33:21,410
What's the name
of those tomatoes again?

804
00:33:21,411 --> 00:33:25,390
Uh, the San Marzanos.

805
00:33:25,391 --> 00:33:27,450
Bruno never let me down.

806
00:33:27,451 --> 00:33:29,371
YumTime let me down.

807
00:33:29,372 --> 00:33:30,000
Public company now.

808
00:33:30,001 --> 00:33:31,471
Public company now.

809
00:33:31,472 --> 00:33:34,271
Gotta boost profits
for the shareholders.

810
00:33:34,272 --> 00:33:36,431
Synthetic ingredients
are cheaper, margins are better.

811
00:33:36,432 --> 00:33:38,471
Hutch III is playing
a quarterly game.

812
00:33:38,472 --> 00:33:40,292
It's just a different world.

813
00:33:40,293 --> 00:33:42,492
Well, Hutch III is flying

814
00:33:42,493 --> 00:33:46,412
around that different world
in a G6.

815
00:33:46,413 --> 00:33:49,452
I'm guessing Hutches I and II
flew coach.

816
00:33:49,453 --> 00:33:51,443
It's classic, time immemorial...

817
00:33:51,444 --> 00:33:53,463
Hutch I starts it,
Hutch II grows it,

818
00:33:53,464 --> 00:33:55,303
Hutch III blows it.

819
00:33:55,304 --> 00:33:58,283
Shirtsleeves to shirtsleeves
in three generations.

820
00:33:58,284 --> 00:33:59,999
Come on, Purk.
You have to see that.

821
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,400
Come on, Purk.
You have to see that.

822
00:34:02,495 --> 00:34:05,304
If you don't throw in with me
or someone like me,

823
00:34:05,305 --> 00:34:07,304
YumTime goes the same way
as Ebinger's.

824
00:34:07,305 --> 00:34:10,364
What's Ebinger's?

825
00:34:10,365 --> 00:34:13,466
That's exactly what
you wanted me to ask, isn't it?

826
00:34:17,496 --> 00:34:19,465
- Hi, Mark.
- Ms. Raichlein.

827
00:34:19,466 --> 00:34:22,465
I have a 10:20 tee time, but we
wanna hit the range first.

828
00:34:22,466 --> 00:34:25,356
And I requested Stewart
on my bag.

829
00:34:25,357 --> 00:34:27,336
Yeah, um, Mr. Kellum from
the membership committee

830
00:34:27,337 --> 00:34:28,366
wanted to speak with you.

831
00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:29,999
Oh, okay. Um...
is he in his office?

832
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,446
Oh, okay. Um...
is he in his office?

833
00:34:32,447 --> 00:34:34,266
No, he stepped out.

834
00:34:34,267 --> 00:34:36,437
Well, then, I'll pop back in
after the round.

835
00:34:36,438 --> 00:34:38,397
I had to give away
your tee time.

836
00:34:38,398 --> 00:34:41,427
Uh, what are you talking about?

837
00:34:41,428 --> 00:34:42,467
I don't really know.

838
00:34:42,468 --> 00:34:44,468
Something about your account
being in arrears.

839
00:34:47,279 --> 00:34:50,438
- That is not true.
- My bookkeeper...

840
00:34:50,439 --> 00:34:52,268
There has been a mistake.

841
00:34:52,269 --> 00:34:54,439
Well, you can't play golf
till it's been resolved.

842
00:35:01,330 --> 00:35:03,399
- Meeting to order.

843
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,349
Let the record reflect
that two guests are present...

844
00:35:06,350 --> 00:35:08,359
Mr. Robert Axelrod,
shareholder,

845
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,330
and Mr. Michael Wagner.
Welcome, gentlemen.

846
00:35:11,331 --> 00:35:14,380
Now I think we're all
familiar with Mr. Axelrod,

847
00:35:14,381 --> 00:35:17,370
by reputation and through
the letter that was circulated.

848
00:35:17,371 --> 00:35:19,360
And I feel that
this might be a good time

849
00:35:19,361 --> 00:35:22,311
to hear directly from him.
Mr. Axelrod?

850
00:35:22,312 --> 00:35:24,431
Thank you.

851
00:35:24,432 --> 00:35:27,291
Folks, my proposal is simple.

852
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:28,451
Return to the original recipes

853
00:35:28,452 --> 00:35:29,999
and restore the YumTime brand
to its former glory.

854
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,492
And restore the YumTime brand
to its former glory.

855
00:35:30,493 --> 00:35:33,482
And then what?

856
00:35:33,483 --> 00:35:36,293
After a good quarter or two,
you spin it off?

857
00:35:37,493 --> 00:35:40,322
Do you see
what's happening here?

858
00:35:40,323 --> 00:35:43,333
This... carpetbagger,
he comes in here,

859
00:35:43,334 --> 00:35:44,493
he shakes things up,

860
00:35:44,494 --> 00:35:46,463
he sells the company off
in pieces,

861
00:35:46,464 --> 00:35:49,303
and then he dumps his shares
the minute it ticks up.

862
00:35:49,304 --> 00:35:51,453
He's a raider, plain and simple.

863
00:35:51,454 --> 00:35:53,353
Not my intention.

864
00:35:53,354 --> 00:35:54,494
Do you have any idea of the cost

865
00:35:54,495 --> 00:35:56,454
of returning to the old recipes?

866
00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:58,294
We can't remain competitive.

867
00:35:58,295 --> 00:35:59,454
Yes, sugar instead of
corn syrup,

868
00:35:59,455 --> 00:36:00,000
and the elimination of
polysorbate and other crap

869
00:36:00,001 --> 00:36:02,334
and the elimination of
polysorbate and other crap

870
00:36:02,335 --> 00:36:04,464
will add to the per unit cost
and cut into the margins.

871
00:36:04,465 --> 00:36:06,335
And destroy profits.

872
00:36:06,336 --> 00:36:08,355
How do we explain that
to the shareholders?

873
00:36:08,356 --> 00:36:11,465
No explanation necessary.

874
00:36:11,466 --> 00:36:15,325
We make up the difference
by streamlining in efficiencies

875
00:36:15,326 --> 00:36:18,436
and trimming bloated executive
compensation and perquisites,

876
00:36:18,437 --> 00:36:20,506
beginning with
the corporate jet.

877
00:36:20,507 --> 00:36:23,476
- Okay, <i>you</i> have a jet.
- I earned a jet.

878
00:36:23,477 --> 00:36:25,326
I earned one, too.

879
00:36:25,327 --> 00:36:28,287
I started at the bottom.

880
00:36:28,288 --> 00:36:29,417
And the Scrumpets taste fine.

881
00:36:29,418 --> 00:36:30,000
You came on as
a 22-year-old vice president

882
00:36:30,001 --> 00:36:31,507
You came on as
a 22-year-old vice president

883
00:36:31,508 --> 00:36:33,357
and you raped the Scrumpet.

884
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,357
I eat them.
I eat Scrumpets

885
00:36:35,358 --> 00:36:37,507
and Dingdoodles
and Kookoonutties,

886
00:36:37,508 --> 00:36:39,378
and they are good.

887
00:36:39,379 --> 00:36:40,508
They're not <i>as</i> good.

888
00:36:40,509 --> 00:36:43,448
But they're still
very, very good. Delicious.

889
00:36:43,449 --> 00:36:45,308
Listen to me.

890
00:36:45,309 --> 00:36:48,498
I move that
effective immediately,

891
00:36:48,499 --> 00:36:51,479
Hutchinson Bailey III
be removed from his duties

892
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,399
as Chief Executive Officer
of the YumTime corporation.

893
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,309
Hang on a minute here!
Purk, you're being conned!

894
00:36:57,310 --> 00:36:58,479
Jerome,
this is not what we discussed.

895
00:36:58,480 --> 00:36:59,999
Evelyn, there have been
subsequent discussions.

896
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,369
Evelyn, there have been
subsequent discussions.

897
00:37:01,370 --> 00:37:02,430
Is there a second?

898
00:37:02,431 --> 00:37:04,310
Second.

899
00:37:04,311 --> 00:37:06,330
All those in favor?

900
00:37:06,331 --> 00:37:11,320
<i>♪ Tense music ♪</i>

901
00:37:11,321 --> 00:37:12,411
Motion carries.

902
00:37:14,502 --> 00:37:17,461
You traitor.

903
00:37:17,462 --> 00:37:22,371
My father is turning
in his grave, I assure you.

904
00:37:22,372 --> 00:37:26,323
Your father thought
you were a lunkhead.

905
00:37:27,473 --> 00:37:29,999
Please, find the door.

906
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,303
Please, find the door.

907
00:37:34,423 --> 00:37:37,293
Fuck this.

908
00:37:37,294 --> 00:37:40,413
I'll get my company back...

909
00:37:40,414 --> 00:37:42,374
somehow.

910
00:37:44,504 --> 00:37:47,364
And fuck you, Axelrod.

911
00:37:47,365 --> 00:37:48,885
Well, now you're off
my Christmas list.

912
00:37:49,495 --> 00:37:51,334
- I now move...

913
00:37:51,335 --> 00:37:54,294
to remove Evelyn Benson
from this body

914
00:37:54,295 --> 00:37:56,304
and delegate her seat
to Robert Axelrod.

915
00:37:56,305 --> 00:37:58,295
- What?!
- Second.

916
00:37:58,296 --> 00:37:59,315
<i>♪ Dance music ♪</i>

917
00:37:59,316 --> 00:38:00,000
I'll go to the press.

918
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:00,466
I'll go to the press.

919
00:38:00,467 --> 00:38:02,285
If you do,

920
00:38:02,286 --> 00:38:04,415
you'll be burned down
with your own match.

921
00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:07,495
But if you don't, we'll write
you a nice endorsement,

922
00:38:07,496 --> 00:38:09,446
and maybe you'll get
another board.

923
00:38:09,447 --> 00:38:12,377
You old cocksucker.

924
00:38:13,377 --> 00:38:15,477
The same might be said
of you, my dear.

925
00:38:16,507 --> 00:38:18,377
All those in favor?

926
00:38:19,507 --> 00:38:21,357
Motion carries.

927
00:38:21,358 --> 00:38:24,307
Good luck, Evelyn.

928
00:38:24,308 --> 00:38:27,308
<i>♪ Slow-tempo
electronic dance music ♪</i>

929
00:38:36,349 --> 00:38:39,428
They offered me
what I'm worth. Finally.

930
00:38:39,429 --> 00:38:43,329
That's great.

931
00:38:43,330 --> 00:38:47,379
I leveraged the offer
from Zenobia capital.

932
00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:49,409
The kinder, gentler fund.

933
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:50,459
What are they like?

934
00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:52,509
Good returns, less assholey.

935
00:38:52,510 --> 00:38:56,320
Less assholey is good.

936
00:38:56,321 --> 00:38:58,360
Okay. Talk to me.

937
00:38:58,361 --> 00:38:59,999
- You have time?
- Yeah, come on.

938
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:00,321
- You have time?
- Yeah, come on.

939
00:39:00,322 --> 00:39:01,371
All right.

940
00:39:08,392 --> 00:39:11,361
So the more I thought about
going over to Zenobia,

941
00:39:11,362 --> 00:39:14,301
the more excited I became
by the prospect.

942
00:39:14,302 --> 00:39:17,322
I mean, I'd have to build up
a book again, but...

943
00:39:17,323 --> 00:39:18,462
But there's
a growth opportunity.

944
00:39:18,463 --> 00:39:20,482
And a ticket out
of the boys' club.

945
00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:22,372
Yeah.

946
00:39:22,373 --> 00:39:23,512
But then, uh...

947
00:39:23,513 --> 00:39:27,322
Wags...
He really stepped up.

948
00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:29,999
He was respectful,

949
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:30,364
He was respectful,

950
00:39:30,365 --> 00:39:33,404
endearing... almost.

951
00:39:35,324 --> 00:39:36,373
Yeah, it's kinda weird,

952
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:41,294
but it gave rise
to a sense of loyalty.

953
00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:42,394
Go figure, right?

954
00:39:42,395 --> 00:39:45,414
He's an enigma.

955
00:39:45,415 --> 00:39:50,315
So now I'm in a dilemma again.

956
00:39:50,316 --> 00:39:53,436
Yep. The horns.

957
00:39:55,416 --> 00:39:57,296
Close your eyes.

958
00:40:02,297 --> 00:40:04,486
Picture yourself...

959
00:40:04,487 --> 00:40:08,306
at 80 years old.

960
00:40:08,307 --> 00:40:10,336
You're at your Sag Harbor place,

961
00:40:10,337 --> 00:40:14,417
on the front porch
in a rocking chair.

962
00:40:14,418 --> 00:40:17,447
See the view.

963
00:40:17,448 --> 00:40:21,428
Hear the sound of the water,
the seagulls.

964
00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:27,348
Feel the summer breeze.

965
00:40:27,349 --> 00:40:29,368
And feel the arm of the chair

966
00:40:29,369 --> 00:40:30,000
as you slowly rock.

967
00:40:30,001 --> 00:40:33,318
As you slowly rock.

968
00:40:33,319 --> 00:40:35,309
Now reflect on your life

969
00:40:35,310 --> 00:40:38,529
having decided to stay here
at Axe Capital.

970
00:40:38,530 --> 00:40:42,309
Your relationships here,

971
00:40:42,310 --> 00:40:46,530
your chances... to advance,

972
00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:51,301
to be fulfilled.

973
00:40:52,301 --> 00:40:54,460
What are your days like?

974
00:40:54,461 --> 00:40:59,999
<i>♪ Pensive music ♪</i>

975
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:00,312
<i>♪ pensive music ♪</i>

976
00:41:00,313 --> 00:41:01,521
Now...

977
00:41:01,522 --> 00:41:05,402
picture yourself having
spent that time with Zenobia.

978
00:41:07,452 --> 00:41:10,352
Who are you with?

979
00:41:10,353 --> 00:41:13,422
What are your days like?

980
00:41:13,423 --> 00:41:17,503
Were you able to rise?

981
00:41:21,384 --> 00:41:24,404
Did you become
a better version of yourself?

982
00:41:32,445 --> 00:41:35,374
Take your time.

983
00:41:35,375 --> 00:41:38,464
I'm sorry. I'm...

984
00:41:38,465 --> 00:41:40,404
I'm having trouble
breathing here.

985
00:41:40,405 --> 00:41:44,535
I-I-I don't understand.
My solar plexus is collapsing.

986
00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:47,455
What do you mean
there is no place for him?

987
00:41:47,456 --> 00:41:51,315
His father, who died tragically,
went to Stanford.

988
00:41:51,316 --> 00:41:54,436
And so did his grandfather, who
has his name on a squash court.

989
00:41:54,437 --> 00:41:57,416
He plays the goddamn violin.

990
00:41:57,417 --> 00:41:59,506
This is a double legacy
with perfect SATs

991
00:41:59,507 --> 00:42:00,000
who goes into Bridgeport
to read to poor, dumb children!

992
00:42:00,001 --> 00:42:03,476
Who goes into Bridgeport
to read to poor, dumb children!

993
00:42:03,477 --> 00:42:05,467
I mean, what the fuck happened?!

994
00:42:05,468 --> 00:42:08,427
<i>June, you know how sorry
we are about this.</i>

995
00:42:08,428 --> 00:42:11,307
<i>This is just
a very competitive class.</i>

996
00:42:11,308 --> 00:42:13,537
<i>What about a gap year?
Or what is his safety school?</i>

997
00:42:13,538 --> 00:42:18,419
His safety school is fuck you!

998
00:42:22,449 --> 00:42:24,338
I hate that cunt!

999
00:42:24,339 --> 00:42:26,458
I hate that cunt!
I hate that cunt!

1000
00:42:26,459 --> 00:42:28,389
- I hate that cunt!

1001
00:42:28,390 --> 00:42:29,529
I hate that cunt!

1002
00:42:29,530 --> 00:42:30,000
Dad?

1003
00:42:30,001 --> 00:42:32,339
Dad?

1004
00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:34,429
In my office.

1005
00:42:34,430 --> 00:42:36,469
Hi. Where's Mom?

1006
00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:38,329
Hair appointment.

1007
00:42:38,330 --> 00:42:40,510
I'm taking her out tonight to
Grenouille for our anniversary.

1008
00:42:40,511 --> 00:42:41,501
Mm.

1009
00:42:41,502 --> 00:42:44,311
But she set us up
with some gazpacho.

1010
00:42:45,431 --> 00:42:48,350
She made some guacamole as well.

1011
00:42:48,351 --> 00:42:50,541
Avocado's a superfood.

1012
00:42:50,542 --> 00:42:52,332
Hmm?

1013
00:42:55,362 --> 00:42:57,541
YumTime
and Bobby fucking Axelrod.

1014
00:42:57,542 --> 00:42:59,431
This is aimed at you.

1015
00:42:59,432 --> 00:43:00,000
How is that?

1016
00:43:00,001 --> 00:43:01,331
How is that?

1017
00:43:01,332 --> 00:43:04,422
He's sending you a message,
showing you his reach.

1018
00:43:04,423 --> 00:43:08,402
That he knows
my father has a mistress?

1019
00:43:08,403 --> 00:43:11,352
Don't use that word here,
and yes.

1020
00:43:11,353 --> 00:43:13,533
If he can take away her board
seat just to fuck with me...

1021
00:43:13,534 --> 00:43:17,363
Then he can get to me
a million other ways, Dad.

1022
00:43:17,364 --> 00:43:19,383
I've dealt with the Russians.

1023
00:43:19,384 --> 00:43:21,353
- I think I can handle this.
- Can you?

1024
00:43:21,354 --> 00:43:24,444
What the fuck do you want me
to do about it?

1025
00:43:24,445 --> 00:43:26,484
He made a legal business play,

1026
00:43:26,485 --> 00:43:28,384
and, uh, that's costing you
some headaches,

1027
00:43:28,385 --> 00:43:29,434
which is too fucking bad.

1028
00:43:29,435 --> 00:43:30,000
It's gonna cost me
$200,000 in upkeep

1029
00:43:30,001 --> 00:43:31,444
It's gonna cost me
$200,000 in upkeep

1030
00:43:31,445 --> 00:43:36,315
is what it's gonna cost me,
but <i>you</i> have to ask yourself...

1031
00:43:36,316 --> 00:43:38,365
What is he gonna attack next?

1032
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:40,455
<i>♪ Tense music ♪</i>

1033
00:43:40,456 --> 00:43:42,515
- Now find a way...

1034
00:43:42,516 --> 00:43:44,485
to bury the son of a bitch.

1035
00:43:44,486 --> 00:43:48,486
I am, but on my timetable,
not yours.

1036
00:43:48,487 --> 00:43:51,336
Your timetable
will have me watching

1037
00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:54,456
your gubernatorial campaign
from my fucking mausoleum.

1038
00:43:54,457 --> 00:43:58,357
I have to do this job
right first

1039
00:43:58,358 --> 00:43:59,999
before I even have a chance
at the next one.

1040
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:00,368
Before I even have a chance
at the next one.

1041
00:44:00,369 --> 00:44:04,417
Ah, agreement. We both wish
you'd do your fucking job <i>now.</i>

1042
00:44:04,418 --> 00:44:06,457
Guac is starting to turn.

1043
00:44:06,458 --> 00:44:09,528
Uh...

1044
00:44:09,529 --> 00:44:11,488
Tell your mail carrier that, uh,

1045
00:44:11,489 --> 00:44:14,408
I'm terribly sorry
about her board seat.

1046
00:44:14,409 --> 00:44:17,418
And tell Mom, your wife,

1047
00:44:17,419 --> 00:44:20,450
that I said happy anniversary.

1048
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:29,999
<i>♪ You've got me,
girl, on the run around ♪</i>

1049
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:30,510
<i>♪ You've got me,
girl, on the run around ♪</i>

1050
00:44:30,511 --> 00:44:31,550
<i>♪ Run around ♪</i>

1051
00:44:31,551 --> 00:44:34,400
<i>♪ You've got me
all around town ♪</i>

1052
00:44:34,401 --> 00:44:37,450
<i>♪ You've got me, girl,
on the run around ♪</i>

1053
00:44:37,451 --> 00:44:39,510
<i>♪ And it's getting me down ♪</i>

1054
00:44:39,511 --> 00:44:42,381
<i>♪ Getting me down ♪</i>

1055
00:44:43,532 --> 00:44:45,551
<i>♪ Lady... ♪</i>

1056
00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:47,471
There she goes.

1057
00:44:47,472 --> 00:44:48,481
Yep.

1058
00:44:48,482 --> 00:44:51,351
<i>♪ Then you look no further ♪</i>

1059
00:44:51,352 --> 00:44:52,431
I really am gonna miss
her energy.

1060
00:44:52,432 --> 00:44:55,373
<i>♪ For I'm gonna be your only ♪</i>

1061
00:45:11,414 --> 00:45:13,323
Off to the Yankees game?

1062
00:45:13,324 --> 00:45:14,413
<i>Don Pasquale.</i>

1063
00:45:14,414 --> 00:45:17,434
Ah. Ambrogio Maestri.

1064
00:45:17,435 --> 00:45:19,444
I heard his <i>Falstaff.</i>

1065
00:45:19,445 --> 00:45:20,554
You're in for a real treat.

1066
00:45:20,555 --> 00:45:22,444
So Decker's parents...

1067
00:45:22,445 --> 00:45:25,524
A retired eighth grade teacher
and a sales clerk...

1068
00:45:25,525 --> 00:45:27,544
Their net worth is
eight figures.

1069
00:45:27,545 --> 00:45:29,999
But all of their statements
go to their son's address.

1070
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,120
But all of their statements
go to their son's address.

1071
00:45:32,486 --> 00:45:35,545
Decker personally trades
their accounts.

1072
00:45:35,546 --> 00:45:39,406
Which kind of puts them
in his leaky boat.

1073
00:45:39,407 --> 00:45:40,526
What are they like?

1074
00:45:40,527 --> 00:45:43,337
Total straight and narrow,
church-going conservatives.

1075
00:45:44,497 --> 00:45:47,406
Well, that's a tidy
leverage opportunity.

1076
00:45:47,407 --> 00:45:49,366
<i>♪ Tense music ♪</i>

1077
00:45:49,367 --> 00:45:52,497
I wonder if the parents
even know about it.

1078
00:45:52,498 --> 00:45:54,507
They could be
totally innocent here.

1079
00:45:54,508 --> 00:45:57,328
Do we really wanna do 'em
like this?

1080
00:45:59,438 --> 00:46:00,000
We apply pressure
where and when we can.

1081
00:46:00,001 --> 00:46:03,458
We apply pressure
where and when we can.

1082
00:46:03,459 --> 00:46:05,488
Now he made them vulnerable,
not us.

1083
00:46:05,489 --> 00:46:08,538
We're just hitting
the hole in the line.

1084
00:46:08,539 --> 00:46:10,418
Right.

1085
00:46:10,419 --> 00:46:12,438
How'd you come up with that?

1086
00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:13,479
Just thought about
what I would do

1087
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,359
if I were a trader
in his position,

1088
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,459
how I would hide
some of the money.

1089
00:46:16,460 --> 00:46:18,429
The Swiss banks are watched
too closely now.

1090
00:46:18,430 --> 00:46:19,549
He doesn't trust his wife,

1091
00:46:19,550 --> 00:46:24,400
and, uh, his parents aren't
sophisticated investors.

1092
00:46:24,401 --> 00:46:25,490
- Good hunch.

1093
00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:27,440
Yeah, what are you
working on right now?

1094
00:46:27,441 --> 00:46:28,480
Internet fraud case.

1095
00:46:28,481 --> 00:46:29,999
Ah. I bet
that's fucking boring.

1096
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,390
Ah. I bet
that's fucking boring.

1097
00:46:31,391 --> 00:46:34,350
No, it's...
I mean, it's not, um...

1098
00:46:34,351 --> 00:46:36,331
Yeah, actually, it is.
It's fucking boring.

1099
00:46:36,332 --> 00:46:38,551
Why don't you skip <i>Don Pasquale</i>

1100
00:46:38,552 --> 00:46:41,451
and join us on this opera buffa?
What do you say?

1101
00:46:41,452 --> 00:46:43,412
Fuck, yes.

1102
00:46:47,423 --> 00:46:49,442
Hi, June. Come on in.

1103
00:46:49,443 --> 00:46:51,402
No, um, I can't say,

1104
00:46:51,403 --> 00:46:54,332
but thanks for making some time.

1105
00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:56,392
I realized
that I skipped a step.

1106
00:46:56,393 --> 00:46:59,453
I didn't show you
the manuscript.

1107
00:46:59,454 --> 00:47:00,000
This is a revised version.

1108
00:47:00,001 --> 00:47:03,343
This is a revised version.

1109
00:47:03,344 --> 00:47:05,513
I, um, I cut a chapter,

1110
00:47:05,514 --> 00:47:09,354
and I made some minor edits
here and there.

1111
00:47:09,355 --> 00:47:11,555
And I would be curious
to hear your opinion.

1112
00:47:13,445 --> 00:47:16,364
Great.
Can't wait to read it.

1113
00:47:16,365 --> 00:47:18,555
Great. Thanks.

1114
00:47:22,396 --> 00:47:24,495
And, um, if you would

1115
00:47:24,496 --> 00:47:28,365
like me to sign a nondisclosure

1116
00:47:28,366 --> 00:47:29,999
about the stuff that I cut...

1117
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:30,376
about the stuff that I cut...

1118
00:47:30,377 --> 00:47:31,406
Would you?

1119
00:47:34,527 --> 00:47:37,387
That would be lovely.
Thank you.

1120
00:47:39,517 --> 00:47:42,526
Oh, and, June, I spoke to
Carl Belanger at Stanford...

1121
00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:44,377
The president.

1122
00:47:44,378 --> 00:47:46,377
Yeah, and, um, there seems
to be a mix-up.

1123
00:47:46,378 --> 00:47:47,467
A mix-up?

1124
00:47:47,468 --> 00:47:49,547
Yeah, the weighting they
gave certain categories

1125
00:47:49,548 --> 00:47:52,497
of your son's application,
they were inputted incorrectly.

1126
00:47:52,498 --> 00:47:56,368
And I believe corrections
are being made.

1127
00:47:56,369 --> 00:47:59,418
I have a very good feeling
that he'll get accepted.

1128
00:47:59,419 --> 00:48:00,000
Congratulations.

1129
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Congratulations.

1130
00:48:02,559 --> 00:48:05,460
I don't know how to thank you.

1131
00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:12,520
<i>♪ Electronic music ♪</i>

1132
00:48:30,342 --> 00:48:31,442
Are you ready to serve?

1133
00:48:34,542 --> 00:48:36,381
- What is going on?

1134
00:48:36,382 --> 00:48:37,502
You are not here with me.

1135
00:48:43,373 --> 00:48:45,432
I'm sorry. I just can't
concentrate.

1136
00:48:45,433 --> 00:48:49,362
Really? This makes
cattle concentrate.

1137
00:48:49,363 --> 00:48:51,363
The whole point is
this keeps you in the present.

1138
00:48:51,364 --> 00:48:52,473
Yeah.

1139
00:48:52,474 --> 00:48:55,413
Are you okay?

1140
00:48:55,414 --> 00:48:58,533
Oh, there's, um...

1141
00:48:58,534 --> 00:48:59,999
Oh, God. I can't believe
I'm even talking about this.

1142
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,344
Oh, God. I can't believe
I'm even talking about this.

1143
00:49:02,345 --> 00:49:04,475
What?

1144
00:49:06,355 --> 00:49:07,464
<i>♪ Pensive music ♪</i>

1145
00:49:07,465 --> 00:49:10,504
Axe is...

1146
00:49:10,505 --> 00:49:13,515
Jesus. Forget it.

1147
00:49:13,516 --> 00:49:15,396
No.

1148
00:49:18,486 --> 00:49:22,555
He's fucking with my father,

1149
00:49:22,556 --> 00:49:26,566
and that's in my head, Wend,

1150
00:49:26,567 --> 00:49:29,999
which has to be what Axe wants.

1151
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:30,567
Which has to be what Axe wants.

1152
00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:33,546
He's a target
because of me, you know?

1153
00:49:33,547 --> 00:49:35,567
Your father can handle himself.

1154
00:49:35,568 --> 00:49:38,498
Mm-hmm.

1155
00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:54,358
I'm gonna leave you
to stew in it.

1156
00:49:54,359 --> 00:49:56,458
Okay.

1157
00:49:56,459 --> 00:49:58,559
And when I get back,

1158
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,999
you better be focused
and obedient.

1159
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,429
You better be focused
and obedient.

1160
00:50:02,430 --> 00:50:03,509
- Have...

1161
00:50:03,510 --> 00:50:06,529
I...made... myself... clear?

1162
00:50:06,530 --> 00:50:10,551
Yes. Yeah. Very clear.

1163
00:50:13,411 --> 00:50:15,350
- Stay here.

1164
00:50:15,351 --> 00:50:17,471
And wait for your mistress
to return.

1165
00:50:21,522 --> 00:50:23,502
Ah.

1166
00:50:27,542 --> 00:50:29,361
Boys asleep?

1167
00:50:29,362 --> 00:50:30,000
Just about.
Read a couple of chapters.

1168
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:30,552
Just about.
Read a couple of chapters.

1169
00:50:30,553 --> 00:50:33,362
- We're at a good part.
- Fun.

1170
00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:34,843
That Dolores Umbridge
sure is a bitch.

1171
00:50:36,413 --> 00:50:38,353
- Oh, yeah.

1172
00:50:40,463 --> 00:50:42,472
I have something for you.

1173
00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:45,383
She wrote a book?

1174
00:50:45,384 --> 00:50:47,473
- Yes, she did.
- Am I in it?

1175
00:50:47,474 --> 00:50:50,483
You were.
Details about a certain time

1176
00:50:50,484 --> 00:50:53,403
at the beginning of the century
that very few people know about.

1177
00:50:53,404 --> 00:50:55,464
- And?
- She made some cuts.

1178
00:50:55,465 --> 00:50:56,514
At your suggestion?

1179
00:50:56,515 --> 00:50:58,584
She was resistant at first,

1180
00:50:58,585 --> 00:50:59,999
but she came around
to my way of thinking.

1181
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,640
But she came around
to my way of thinking.

1182
00:51:03,475 --> 00:51:07,525
You deserve a Nobel Prize,
you know that?

1183
00:51:07,526 --> 00:51:10,556
No prize necessary.

1184
00:51:14,546 --> 00:51:16,436
<i>♪ Your love came down on me ♪</i>

1185
00:51:16,437 --> 00:51:17,466
<i>♪ Pitter patter, fall on me ♪</i>

1186
00:51:17,467 --> 00:51:19,466
<i>♪ Right out of nowhere ♪</i>

1187
00:51:19,467 --> 00:51:20,567
<i>♪ And, oh, so suddenly ♪</i>

1188
00:51:25,397 --> 00:51:27,386
<i>I'm so happy for you.</i>

1189
00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:28,477
It feels right.

1190
00:51:28,478 --> 00:51:29,999
<i>Thank you.</i>

1191
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,367
<i>Thank you.</i>

1192
00:51:31,368 --> 00:51:33,477
So what's the minimum investment
for family and friends?

1193
00:51:33,478 --> 00:51:36,387
Uh, $250,000,

1194
00:51:36,388 --> 00:51:39,568
but I promised I wouldn't take
any money away from Axe.

1195
00:51:39,569 --> 00:51:41,568
What if he never finds out?

1196
00:51:41,569 --> 00:51:44,398
Patient/doctor in reverse?

1197
00:51:44,399 --> 00:51:46,498
Yeah.

1198
00:51:46,499 --> 00:51:48,408
Count me in for 250.

1199
00:51:48,409 --> 00:51:49,508
Done.

1200
00:51:49,509 --> 00:51:50,560
Thanks.

1201
00:51:53,450 --> 00:51:58,359
<i>♪ Right out of nowhere,
like a shooting star above ♪</i>

1202
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,519
<i>♪ I was so thrilled ♪</i>

1203
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:00,000
<i>♪ With the new love
that I found ♪</i>

1204
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:00,530
<i>♪ With the new love
that I found ♪</i>

1205
00:52:00,531 --> 00:52:02,440
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

1206
00:52:02,441 --> 00:52:04,400
<i>♪ And you plan to see ♪</i>

1207
00:52:04,401 --> 00:52:06,490
<i>♪ That too many
are tearing me down ♪</i>

1208
00:52:06,491 --> 00:52:11,380
<i>♪ Your love was strange,
oh, baby, baby, baby ♪</i>

1209
00:52:11,381 --> 00:52:13,581
<i>♪ Your love was strange,
strange ♪</i>

1210
00:52:13,582 --> 00:52:16,391
<i>♪ Doo, doo, doo, I said... ♪</i>

1211
00:52:16,392 --> 00:52:17,501
What happened?

1212
00:52:17,502 --> 00:52:19,541
Sorry, honey. I just...

1213
00:52:19,542 --> 00:52:22,481
Oh, don't worry about it.

1214
00:52:22,482 --> 00:52:25,402
Want me to undo you?

1215
00:52:25,403 --> 00:52:27,422
Yeah, thanks.

1216
00:52:27,423 --> 00:52:29,492
<i>♪ The next time
you turn your back on me ♪</i>

1217
00:52:29,493 --> 00:52:30,000
<i>♪ There's someone in my place ♪</i>

1218
00:52:30,001 --> 00:52:31,382
<i>♪ There's someone in my place ♪</i>

1219
00:52:31,383 --> 00:52:33,492
<i>♪ Then you take your love
away from me ♪</i>

1220
00:52:33,493 --> 00:52:35,543
<i>♪ Your love was strange,
oh, baby... ♪</i>

1221
00:52:35,544 --> 00:52:37,523
So you wanna just watch TV
and eat ice cream?

1222
00:52:37,524 --> 00:52:40,443
Yeah, perfect.

1223
00:52:40,444 --> 00:52:42,493
There's butter pecan.

1224
00:52:42,494 --> 00:52:45,434
I'm gonna go down
in a minute and get it soft.

1225
00:52:49,565 --> 00:52:51,565
Play ball! Come on!

1226
00:52:54,535 --> 00:52:55,594
Ball!

1227
00:52:55,595 --> 00:52:57,584
Yeah, good eye, Teddy!
You're the man, baby!

1228
00:52:57,585 --> 00:52:59,515
You see it, you stroke it,
you're the man.

1229
00:52:59,516 --> 00:53:00,000
Hey, Coach.

1230
00:53:00,001 --> 00:53:01,495
Hey, Coach.

1231
00:53:01,496 --> 00:53:03,446
Beautiful day for a ball game.

1232
00:53:05,366 --> 00:53:06,536
- Really?
- Really.

1233
00:53:08,566 --> 00:53:10,536
Is there something you want?

1234
00:53:10,537 --> 00:53:12,386
'Cause your lame shit
won't work here

1235
00:53:12,387 --> 00:53:13,546
any better than it did
in your office.

1236
00:53:13,547 --> 00:53:15,416
Aren't there rules
about you approaching me

1237
00:53:15,417 --> 00:53:17,396
without my lawyer present?
- It's okay, Pete.

1238
00:53:17,397 --> 00:53:19,566
I'm not here for you.
Take it easy.

1239
00:53:19,567 --> 00:53:22,368
Ball two!

1240
00:53:24,598 --> 00:53:26,427
It was nice that Karen and Bill

1241
00:53:26,428 --> 00:53:29,999
come out to see
their grandson play.

1242
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:30,398
Come out to see
their grandson play.

1243
00:53:30,399 --> 00:53:32,408
It'll be a little awkward
when we handcuff them

1244
00:53:32,409 --> 00:53:35,449
- and haul them off.
- -Strike!

1245
00:53:39,469 --> 00:53:41,518
- Come on, Ted!

1246
00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:43,439
Strike two!

1247
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,539
I don't know. That looked
a little low to me.

1248
00:53:45,540 --> 00:53:49,399
Anyway, we got a subpoena on
your folks' investment portfolio

1249
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,370
and it seems that they were in

1250
00:53:50,371 --> 00:53:53,379
on the Pepsum trade,
among others.

1251
00:53:53,380 --> 00:53:57,390
And I know and you know
that was not a legal trade.

1252
00:53:57,391 --> 00:53:58,570
And they'll say that
they didn't know,

1253
00:53:58,571 --> 00:53:59,999
that they're innocent.

1254
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:00,391
That they're innocent.

1255
00:54:00,392 --> 00:54:03,580
But hey,
that's what they all say.

1256
00:54:03,581 --> 00:54:05,571
- This is not right.
- Yeah.

1257
00:54:05,572 --> 00:54:07,541
Right and wrong.
That's a funny line, isn't it?

1258
00:54:07,542 --> 00:54:11,491
- Ball!

1259
00:54:11,492 --> 00:54:13,451
But you know what <i>is</i>
kind of wrong?

1260
00:54:13,452 --> 00:54:15,431
This being Saturday,
we bring them in,

1261
00:54:15,432 --> 00:54:16,482
the courts aren't open,

1262
00:54:16,483 --> 00:54:18,472
so it's gonna be
a sleepover situation.

1263
00:54:18,473 --> 00:54:21,492
They don't deserve that.

1264
00:54:21,493 --> 00:54:23,603
But that's what
they're gonna fucking get.

1265
00:54:28,454 --> 00:54:29,999
- Yeah, I'll come in on Monday.
- Yes, you will.

1266
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:30,584
- Yeah, I'll come in on Monday.
- Yes, you will.

1267
00:54:31,584 --> 00:54:33,824
Way to go, Teddy! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

1268
00:54:35,414 --> 00:54:37,383
Take third!
Take third, John!

1269
00:54:37,384 --> 00:54:40,434
Okay, hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up, hold up.

1270
00:54:40,435 --> 00:54:42,604
Good thing you held your player.

1271
00:54:42,605 --> 00:54:44,485
They had him dead to rights.

1272
00:54:56,487 --> 00:54:58,566
You rock, Teddy!
You run on anything!

1273
00:54:58,567 --> 00:54:59,999
<i>♪ War, huh ♪</i>

1274
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:00,557
<i>♪ War, huh ♪</i>

1275
00:55:00,558 --> 00:55:02,416
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1276
00:55:02,417 --> 00:55:04,406
<i>♪ What is it good for? ♪</i>

1277
00:55:04,407 --> 00:55:05,536
<i>♪ Absolutely nothing ♪</i>

1278
00:55:05,537 --> 00:55:07,476
<i>♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪</i>

1279
00:55:07,477 --> 00:55:09,416
<i>♪ War, huh ♪</i>

1280
00:55:09,417 --> 00:55:10,486
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1281
00:55:10,487 --> 00:55:12,526
<i>♪ What is it good for? ♪</i>

1282
00:55:12,527 --> 00:55:14,406
<i>♪ Absolutely nothing ♪</i>

1283
00:55:14,407 --> 00:55:15,586
<i>♪ Say it again, y'all ♪</i>

1284
00:55:15,587 --> 00:55:17,486
<i>♪ War, huh ♪</i>

1285
00:55:17,487 --> 00:55:19,406
<i>♪ Good God ♪</i>

1286
00:55:19,407 --> 00:55:21,406
<i>♪ What is it good for? ♪</i>

1287
00:55:21,407 --> 00:55:22,576
<i>♪ Absolutely nothing ♪</i>

1288
00:55:22,577 --> 00:55:25,606
<i>♪ Listen to me, oh, war ♪</i>

1289
00:55:25,607 --> 00:55:28,536
<i>♪ I despise ♪</i>

1290
00:55:28,537 --> 00:55:29,999
<i>♪ 'Cause it means destruction
of innocent lives ♪</i>

1291
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,496
<i>♪ 'Cause it means destruction
of innocent lives ♪</i>

1292
00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:37,536
<i>♪ War means tears to thousands
of mother's eyes ♪</i>

1293
00:55:37,537 --> 00:55:41,586
<i>♪ When their sons go off
to fight and lose their lives ♪</i>

1294
00:55:41,587 --> 00:55:44,506
<i>♪ I said war, huh ♪</i>

1295
00:55:44,507 --> 00:55:45,586
<i>♪ Good God, y'all ♪</i>

1296
00:55:45,587 --> 00:55:48,396
<i>♪ What is it good for? ♪</i>

1297
00:55:48,397 --> 00:55:49,516
<i>♪ Absolutely nothing ♪</i>

1298
00:55:49,517 --> 00:55:51,566
<i>♪ Just say it again ♪</i>

1299
00:55:51,567 --> 00:55:54,496
<i>♪ War, whoa, oh, oh, Lord ♪</i>

1300
00:55:54,497 --> 00:55:56,596
<i>♪ What is it good for? ♪</i>

1301
00:55:56,597 --> 00:55:58,576
<i>♪ Absolutely nothing ♪</i>

1302
00:55:58,577 --> 00:55:59,999
Mm.

1303
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,000
Mm.