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www.playships.eu 2 00:00:18,943 --> 00:00:21,069 Liam Foxwell, welcome. 3 00:00:21,081 --> 00:00:22,387 Thank you. 4 00:00:22,401 --> 00:00:23,906 OK, little speech time. 5 00:00:23,963 --> 00:00:26,637 I've mentioned this to everyone about their appraisals, 6 00:00:26,762 --> 00:00:30,383 and I just want you to know that this isn't a witch-hunt for the deadwood. 7 00:00:30,443 --> 00:00:32,023 It is much more of a... 8 00:00:33,483 --> 00:00:35,477 treasure hunt for the gold? 9 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:37,655 Shit sinks. 10 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,437 But also, cream floats. 11 00:00:39,562 --> 00:00:41,199 Yes, yes, I see that. 12 00:00:41,243 --> 00:00:44,014 A new the area we're getting lots of play in ... 13 00:00:44,027 --> 00:00:46,438 and your office could be at the centre for ... 14 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:49,877 is litigation in retrospective parenting cases. 15 00:00:50,002 --> 00:00:51,164 Retrospective... 16 00:00:51,189 --> 00:00:53,990 Bobby sues Mum and Dad for insufficient attention 17 00:00:54,002 --> 00:00:57,803 leading to lack of confidence, leading to damages against earnings. 18 00:00:57,828 --> 00:01:01,716 Right, and we're OK, the firm's OK with that, ethically? 19 00:01:01,841 --> 00:01:03,237 And morally? 20 00:01:06,763 --> 00:01:07,971 Yep. 21 00:01:07,983 --> 00:01:09,018 Mm-hmm. 22 00:01:09,031 --> 00:01:10,077 Sure. 23 00:01:10,483 --> 00:01:11,889 Yeah, yeah, right. 24 00:01:12,483 --> 00:01:13,550 Are you? 25 00:01:14,259 --> 00:01:15,590 Totally, yeah. 26 00:01:17,281 --> 00:01:18,637 Yes. 27 00:01:19,851 --> 00:01:21,454 OK, Liam, look, 28 00:01:21,455 --> 00:01:25,091 so if we invite you to stay with the firm in the new environment, 29 00:01:25,862 --> 00:01:28,274 what we'd have you do is pull an exhaustive redo 30 00:01:28,275 --> 00:01:30,346 with personnel, maybe... next week. 31 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:33,797 Oh, well, I was ready to do a big redo right now, but... 32 00:01:33,922 --> 00:01:35,977 No, it's fine, next week's fine. 33 00:01:36,102 --> 00:01:39,822 But I have to ask you this ... they're not going to hit anything 34 00:01:39,847 --> 00:01:41,787 to freak us out, are they? 35 00:01:42,412 --> 00:01:44,663 There's no major deletions this quarter? 36 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:47,647 No, no, everything's well within... parameters. 37 00:01:48,523 --> 00:01:51,419 Great, OK, Liam, this has been really great. 38 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:52,588 Um... 39 00:01:53,123 --> 00:01:58,247 Look, really hope to... look forward to seeing you again. 40 00:02:02,883 --> 00:02:04,194 OK, thank you. 41 00:02:18,003 --> 00:02:19,476 Airport, please. 42 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:27,842 RECORDED VOICE: 'Live... 43 00:02:27,967 --> 00:02:29,110 'breathe... 44 00:02:29,235 --> 00:02:30,254 'smell. 45 00:02:31,323 --> 00:02:32,690 'Full-spectrum memory. 46 00:02:32,715 --> 00:02:35,749 'You can get a willow grain upgrade for less than the price 47 00:02:35,774 --> 00:02:39,149 'of a daily cup of coffee, and three decades of backup for free. 48 00:02:39,173 --> 00:02:42,121 'In-store ingrain procedure with local anaesthetic 49 00:02:42,146 --> 00:02:43,924 'and you're good to go. 50 00:02:43,942 --> 00:02:46,566 'Because memory is for living.' 51 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,839 VOICES AT HIGH SPEED 52 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,719 OK, great, this has been really great, Liam, 53 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,719 we really hope to... look forward to seeing you again. 54 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,519 REWOUND VOICES 55 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:21,519 we really hope to... look forward to seeing you again. 56 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:33,574 Sorry! 57 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,361 BLEEP 58 00:03:47,184 --> 00:03:48,564 Mr Foxwell. 59 00:03:48,689 --> 00:03:52,353 Could you just rewind me your last 24 hours for me, please? 60 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,509 Great, and back that up for me times 64 for the week. 61 00:04:10,827 --> 00:04:12,159 That's great. 62 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:13,886 Enjoy your flight, Mr Foxwell. 63 00:04:17,723 --> 00:04:20,027 I'm not being funny, right, but look at that. 64 00:04:21,183 --> 00:04:22,589 Look at what? 65 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,899 That! 66 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:26,436 Frayed carpet, there, you see? 67 00:04:26,437 --> 00:04:27,743 Seriously? 68 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,357 Yes, seriously! 69 00:04:29,807 --> 00:04:31,519 This is a five-star suite. 70 00:04:32,211 --> 00:04:34,375 I pay good money to have perfect details. 71 00:04:34,803 --> 00:04:38,479 Now I've got that shitty carpet for the rest of my life. 72 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,559 Only if you keep looking at it, mate. 73 00:04:40,956 --> 00:04:42,460 Oh, thanks, Jonas! 74 00:04:42,871 --> 00:04:43,928 Fuck off. 75 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:49,534 All right, now, you thought the carpet was bad, have a look at this. 76 00:04:54,014 --> 00:04:57,557 You've met Lucy, my wife, at the Dublin wedding? 77 00:04:57,682 --> 00:04:59,573 Oh, that's right, yes, hi, Liam. 78 00:04:59,958 --> 00:05:01,525 Hi... Hi again. 79 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:05,434 (Lucy, Dublin.) 80 00:05:06,174 --> 00:05:07,492 Hello. 81 00:05:07,617 --> 00:05:10,029 Lucy ... Liam, we met at the Dublin wedding. 82 00:05:10,303 --> 00:05:11,599 Liam! 83 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:12,905 Oh, great. 84 00:05:13,204 --> 00:05:14,479 Liam, yes. 85 00:05:14,759 --> 00:05:16,239 Come in. Thank you. 86 00:05:18,228 --> 00:05:20,693 - Great to see you again. - Yeah, you too. 87 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,119 Where's Fi been hiding you? 88 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,037 Oh, you know, in our house. 89 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,065 (LAUGHS) 90 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:30,262 We didn't know ... well, she didn't know if you would make it. 91 00:05:30,275 --> 00:05:32,115 It was over quicker than I thought. 92 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:34,860 Oh, sorry, hello. 93 00:05:34,885 --> 00:05:37,829 Let's get you a drink. Um, beer OK? 94 00:05:37,954 --> 00:05:39,533 Lovely, thank you. 95 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:45,694 Everyone's through there, so I'll be in in a minute, OK? 96 00:05:45,719 --> 00:05:46,814 OK, thank you. 97 00:05:58,110 --> 00:05:59,119 Hi. 98 00:06:00,763 --> 00:06:03,743 You're back early, then, I didn't think you'd make it. 99 00:06:03,868 --> 00:06:07,424 Yeah, I didn't stay over and I caught an early flight back, so... 100 00:06:07,549 --> 00:06:08,833 - Hi. - Hello. 101 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:11,755 So, how was the appraisal? 102 00:06:11,777 --> 00:06:15,319 Well, they said they'd let me do a redo sometime next week, so... 103 00:06:15,580 --> 00:06:17,047 Oh. But good? 104 00:06:17,508 --> 00:06:18,521 Well... 105 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:20,585 - Later? - Later. 106 00:06:20,598 --> 00:06:21,606 OK. 107 00:06:21,874 --> 00:06:24,734 - How's Jody? - At home, Gina's babysitting. 108 00:06:24,859 --> 00:06:26,166 Hey. 109 00:06:26,291 --> 00:06:27,434 Jonas, this is... 110 00:06:27,459 --> 00:06:29,457 - Liam ... - Jonas. 111 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:31,479 Dude, it's really nice to meet you. 112 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,679 - You all right? - Good, thank you. 113 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,351 - And you know Jeff? - Yes. 114 00:06:35,376 --> 00:06:38,484 Yeah, you remember meeting Jeff, because he'd have shown you, 115 00:06:38,497 --> 00:06:41,478 I don't know, a redo of the side of his fridge. 116 00:06:41,603 --> 00:06:43,494 Yeah, yeah, yeah, piss off, Jonas. 117 00:06:43,518 --> 00:06:44,824 - Hello. - Hello. 118 00:06:44,825 --> 00:06:46,976 Your wife's being very mean to me tonight. 119 00:06:47,001 --> 00:06:48,199 Oh, well she's like that. 120 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,606 Yeah, tell me about it. 121 00:06:50,079 --> 00:06:53,113 - You all right for a drink? - I'm fine, thank you, Jonas. 122 00:06:54,021 --> 00:06:57,325 Lynn, come and meet Liam, he's, um... 123 00:06:58,842 --> 00:07:01,639 A soon-to-be unemployed/unemployable lawyer. 124 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:02,683 (LAUGHS) 125 00:07:04,284 --> 00:07:05,625 And Jeff. 126 00:07:06,328 --> 00:07:07,963 Jeff and Fi... 127 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:11,439 used to run the parties down the Fraser Road with Paul and me. 128 00:07:11,907 --> 00:07:13,225 Mad old days. 129 00:07:14,262 --> 00:07:15,917 Before we started up the Kings. 130 00:07:17,321 --> 00:07:18,837 So, yeah... 131 00:07:20,722 --> 00:07:24,635 So, Liam, what was it you had, an assessment? 132 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:25,962 Appraisal. 133 00:07:25,963 --> 00:07:27,239 How'd it go? 134 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,637 Good. 135 00:07:28,762 --> 00:07:32,873 Well, it was a disaster, but you know, I don't know. 136 00:07:32,890 --> 00:07:34,232 - Hard to gauge? - Yeah 137 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:35,525 Let's have a look. 138 00:07:35,604 --> 00:07:37,740 Redo, we can appraise the appraisal. 139 00:07:38,963 --> 00:07:40,277 Yeah, great. 140 00:07:40,402 --> 00:07:42,411 Throw it up there and we can grade you. 141 00:07:42,747 --> 00:07:44,550 - Come on. - Um... 142 00:07:44,575 --> 00:07:46,677 It could be fun, we could, um... 143 00:07:46,695 --> 00:07:47,727 vote! 144 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:49,885 - Paul? - Yeah? 145 00:07:49,963 --> 00:07:52,995 I work in recruitment, so it might be quite useful for you. 146 00:07:52,998 --> 00:07:53,601 Right, OK. 147 00:07:53,602 --> 00:07:56,275 Liam's redoing his appraisal so we can give him marks. 148 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,397 - Notes. - Pointers, you know. 149 00:07:58,415 --> 00:08:00,679 - I think Liam would probably... - Yes, do you know what... 150 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:03,843 Guys, no, come on, seriously, that's not cool, 151 00:08:03,855 --> 00:08:06,319 I mean Liam's obviously uncomfortable, 152 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,599 so let's just drop it, yeah? 153 00:08:09,609 --> 00:08:10,940 Have a cool time. 154 00:08:12,805 --> 00:08:14,119 Time to eat! 155 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,566 Oh, it's ready. 156 00:08:19,387 --> 00:08:21,824 Thank you so much for inviting us this evening. 157 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:24,672 It's been too long, too long. 158 00:08:25,175 --> 00:08:26,518 Fi. 159 00:08:28,643 --> 00:08:31,309 I haven't met him before, have I? Jonas, is it? 160 00:08:31,434 --> 00:08:33,040 He's one of the old crowd. 161 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,631 I think I said. 162 00:08:36,071 --> 00:08:37,578 - You OK? - Yeah, yeah. 163 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:40,880 - You know, if you're not in the mood, we can go. - No, no, I'm fine. 164 00:08:40,905 --> 00:08:41,913 Sure? 165 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:00,799 QUIETLY TALKING AND LAUGHING 166 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,618 Hey! 167 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:06,339 Yeah! I brought enough for others to share. 168 00:09:06,341 --> 00:09:07,500 Thank you. 169 00:09:07,501 --> 00:09:10,660 I've, er, been cooking a lot since the break-up. 170 00:09:10,661 --> 00:09:12,580 Jonas has had a tough one. 171 00:09:12,581 --> 00:09:13,820 DOORBELL RINGS 172 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:15,060 Was it bad? 173 00:09:15,061 --> 00:09:17,301 Er, yeah. 174 00:09:17,334 --> 00:09:20,136 Yeah, erm, we were in the middle of planning is all 175 00:09:20,161 --> 00:09:24,314 and I suddenly realised that the less the relationship means 176 00:09:24,332 --> 00:09:26,334 the more you spend on the wedding, you know! 177 00:09:26,359 --> 00:09:27,380 (LAUGHS) 178 00:09:27,381 --> 00:09:29,900 You actually start obsessing over the tiniest little details, 179 00:09:29,901 --> 00:09:32,940 like the thickness of the wedding invitation paper 180 00:09:32,941 --> 00:09:37,201 because, I mean, God knows you need something to fucking talk about! 181 00:09:37,254 --> 00:09:40,078 So, everybody, this is Helen. 182 00:09:40,725 --> 00:09:42,453 Helen, Jonas. 183 00:09:42,578 --> 00:09:43,976 - Hi. - Hi. 184 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,062 And everyone! 185 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,736 (ALL) - Hi! - Help yourself. 186 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:51,660 Jonas was just explaining why relationships are a sham. 187 00:09:51,661 --> 00:09:53,260 Are they? Shit! 188 00:09:54,012 --> 00:09:56,363 They're like going to the theatre, OK? 189 00:09:56,488 --> 00:10:00,620 You pay loads to go and ultimately you are wasting your entire night, 190 00:10:00,621 --> 00:10:03,740 so, when someone asks you, "Did you have a good time?", 191 00:10:03,741 --> 00:10:07,740 you both say, "Yeah! Yeah, it was great." 192 00:10:07,758 --> 00:10:09,888 The problem is the more that you pay 193 00:10:09,896 --> 00:10:14,100 and the longer it goes on, the more you're, "Oh, yeah, we loved it!", 194 00:10:14,141 --> 00:10:17,900 you know, "We love being together and never fucking anyone else" 195 00:10:17,901 --> 00:10:19,978 "and only just having one other person" 196 00:10:19,981 --> 00:10:25,296 "to share our real thoughts with for our entire lives, yeah, it's great!" 197 00:10:25,319 --> 00:10:27,413 Would you say you loved her, though? 198 00:10:30,599 --> 00:10:35,286 I just think we just really fancied each other and that was what it was. 199 00:10:35,298 --> 00:10:36,724 You know what it's like early on. 200 00:10:36,741 --> 00:10:38,860 You know, we were just, I don't know, 201 00:10:38,861 --> 00:10:41,020 we were just two tools in the tool shed 202 00:10:41,021 --> 00:10:42,740 that just fit together really fucking well. 203 00:10:42,741 --> 00:10:47,376 I mean, still, by the end, I'd be like, "Go on, honey, you go up," 204 00:10:47,377 --> 00:10:49,580 "I'm just going to watch a little bit more of the news" 205 00:10:49,581 --> 00:10:52,179 and I'd find myself, you know, watching redos of, like, 206 00:10:52,181 --> 00:10:54,300 hot times in earlier relationships! 207 00:10:54,301 --> 00:10:55,613 Easy! 208 00:10:56,334 --> 00:10:59,029 I'm just saying, there's a beautiful woman upstairs, 209 00:10:59,054 --> 00:11:00,425 you know, waiting to have sex with me. 210 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,687 What, right now? 211 00:11:01,701 --> 00:11:05,176 (THEY LAUGH) 212 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:08,340 She's upstairs, you know, waiting to have sex with me 213 00:11:08,341 --> 00:11:12,340 and I'm sat downstairs watching redos of, like, some hot times 214 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:16,213 with some hot girl that I just picked up in some place 215 00:11:16,214 --> 00:11:20,131 and I'm fucking pulling myself off. I mean, seriously? 216 00:11:22,854 --> 00:11:24,192 Oh, come on... 217 00:11:24,741 --> 00:11:26,860 Come on, guys. 218 00:11:26,861 --> 00:11:28,620 I mean, we all scroll through the Grain 219 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,220 rifling through our greatest hits 220 00:11:30,221 --> 00:11:33,296 for a little bit of filth now and then, surely? 221 00:11:33,421 --> 00:11:34,722 Not me. 222 00:11:36,798 --> 00:11:38,763 Helen doesn't have a Grain! 223 00:11:39,854 --> 00:11:41,656 - Oh, wow! - Wow! 224 00:11:41,928 --> 00:11:43,320 No shit! 225 00:11:43,581 --> 00:11:45,620 Was that a political thing? 226 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:48,140 No, no, I was gouged about 12 months ago. 227 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,620 Jesus, was that painful? 228 00:11:50,621 --> 00:11:52,860 Total agony. 229 00:11:52,861 --> 00:11:55,660 But on the plus of that, I don't remember it that clearly. 230 00:11:55,661 --> 00:11:57,180 There's a scar on here. 231 00:11:57,836 --> 00:11:59,615 Yeah, can I, er...? 232 00:12:11,781 --> 00:12:13,020 Yeah, that feels quite nice. 233 00:12:13,021 --> 00:12:14,580 Yeah, that feels quite nice. (THEY CHUCKLE) 234 00:12:14,581 --> 00:12:17,380 Yeah, no brain damage, clearly! 235 00:12:17,381 --> 00:12:20,638 Well, my sight held on fine, so... 236 00:12:20,763 --> 00:12:22,460 So, who took it then? 237 00:12:22,461 --> 00:12:24,780 Stolen to order, as far as they could tell, 238 00:12:24,781 --> 00:12:28,140 probably to some millionaire Chinese perve. 239 00:12:28,141 --> 00:12:29,740 Really?! Yeah. 240 00:12:29,741 --> 00:12:31,420 Is that for real? 241 00:12:31,421 --> 00:12:33,500 Yeah, and none of it was encrypted, so... 242 00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:35,500 So, they saw the lot! 243 00:12:35,501 --> 00:12:38,769 The thing is, after I was gouged I didn't have one for a few days 244 00:12:38,894 --> 00:12:40,751 and then just kind of, liked it. 245 00:12:44,744 --> 00:12:45,980 It's cool. 246 00:12:45,981 --> 00:12:47,060 That's cool. 247 00:12:47,061 --> 00:12:49,220 I mean, because more people are... 248 00:12:49,221 --> 00:12:51,900 I mean, now, right? Like, going Grainless? 249 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,340 I believe it's huge with hookers. 250 00:12:53,341 --> 00:12:55,020 I mean, no offence! 251 00:12:55,021 --> 00:12:56,140 (THEY LAUGH) 252 00:12:56,141 --> 00:12:58,860 No, no, it's OK. Sure, I... 253 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,078 Well, I'm pretty boring. One man is a time. 254 00:13:01,203 --> 00:13:02,234 Boo! 255 00:13:03,577 --> 00:13:06,020 Serial monogamist. 256 00:13:06,021 --> 00:13:07,838 I'm a serial monogamist. 257 00:13:08,381 --> 00:13:10,580 I'm staying faithful to my cornflakes right now! 258 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,688 (LAUGHS) 259 00:13:14,712 --> 00:13:17,700 Well, I think it's an interesting choice, going Grainless. 260 00:13:17,701 --> 00:13:18,860 It's a brave choice. 261 00:13:18,861 --> 00:13:20,618 I'm sorry, but I... 262 00:13:23,101 --> 00:13:24,620 I couldn't do it. 263 00:13:24,621 --> 00:13:26,104 Uh-huh. 264 00:13:28,661 --> 00:13:32,660 OK, I was going to play some redos from the Fraser O days. 265 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,100 (ALL) Yay! 266 00:13:34,101 --> 00:13:36,500 Stuff from last night, depressing and fun. 267 00:13:37,236 --> 00:13:40,395 You know half the organic memories you have a junk, 268 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,016 just not trustworthy. 269 00:13:42,034 --> 00:13:43,780 Colleen works in Grain development. 270 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,857 With half the population you can implant false memories, 271 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,207 just by asking leading questions in therapy. 272 00:13:49,332 --> 00:13:51,731 You can make people remember getting lost 273 00:13:51,744 --> 00:13:53,620 in shopping malls they never visited, 274 00:13:53,621 --> 00:13:56,633 getting bothered by paedophile babysitters they never had. 275 00:13:58,548 --> 00:14:00,626 I'm just happier now. 276 00:14:02,396 --> 00:14:03,555 TAPE REWINDING 277 00:14:03,861 --> 00:14:07,700 'OK, great, Liam, this has been, this has been really great, erm... 278 00:14:07,701 --> 00:14:10,419 'we really hope to look forward to seeing you again.' 279 00:14:10,427 --> 00:14:12,388 He looks forward to seeing you again, that's good. 280 00:14:12,392 --> 00:14:13,820 "Hopes" to look forward. 281 00:14:13,821 --> 00:14:15,300 TAPE REWINDING 282 00:14:15,301 --> 00:14:18,460 'We really hope to look forward to seeing you again.' 283 00:14:18,461 --> 00:14:19,765 It's phoney. 284 00:14:21,045 --> 00:14:22,425 Hang on. 285 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,688 Pause it. 286 00:14:23,813 --> 00:14:25,223 Now backup. 287 00:14:26,061 --> 00:14:27,450 Zoom in there. 288 00:14:28,181 --> 00:14:29,740 Come on, that's a tick. 289 00:14:29,741 --> 00:14:31,300 That could be a V or an L. 290 00:14:31,301 --> 00:14:33,696 - It's a tick! - Or the start of the swastika. 291 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,112 It's probably the start of the swastika, they were such pricks! 292 00:14:41,983 --> 00:14:44,656 - Did you have fun with the old gang? - Yeah. 293 00:14:46,861 --> 00:14:48,540 D'you speak to that Jonas much? 294 00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:50,397 No, no, not really. 295 00:14:54,615 --> 00:14:56,331 He's a bit of a knob, ain't he? 296 00:14:56,344 --> 00:14:58,020 Bit of a dick? 297 00:14:58,021 --> 00:14:59,060 Jonas. 298 00:14:59,061 --> 00:15:02,620 Pulling himself off to his own relationship theories. 299 00:15:02,621 --> 00:15:05,940 Oh, it must be such a drag, Jonas, putting it about! 300 00:15:05,941 --> 00:15:08,660 And when he protected me from those arseholes, 301 00:15:08,661 --> 00:15:10,500 "Hey, come on, guys," 302 00:15:10,501 --> 00:15:13,180 "it's really not cool to redo another man's appraisals, dudes." 303 00:15:13,181 --> 00:15:15,020 Then why invite him over? 304 00:15:15,021 --> 00:15:16,327 I like him. 305 00:15:22,301 --> 00:15:24,700 You wanted me to invite him. 306 00:15:24,701 --> 00:15:26,380 I didn't say anything. 307 00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:28,940 You were laughing at everything he said. 308 00:15:28,941 --> 00:15:31,460 You invited him! 309 00:15:31,461 --> 00:15:33,799 It was obvious I didn't want him to come. 310 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:39,220 'Wow, it's only, it's early to call it a night.' 311 00:15:39,222 --> 00:15:40,936 'Do fancy a quick one down the pub?' 312 00:15:40,947 --> 00:15:42,260 'Oh, we've got to get back, 313 00:15:42,261 --> 00:15:44,820 'rescue Jodie from the paedophile babysitter! 314 00:15:44,821 --> 00:15:46,380 '(LAUGHS)' 315 00:15:46,393 --> 00:15:47,699 'Yeah.' 316 00:15:49,621 --> 00:15:53,460 'But why don't you come back to ours, for a nightcap if you want?' 317 00:15:53,461 --> 00:15:54,500 See? 318 00:15:54,501 --> 00:15:58,757 It was obvious I didn't want him to come, I was being polite to a moron. 319 00:15:58,882 --> 00:16:01,728 If you really don't want to come, you can get rid of him. 320 00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:14,810 Hey, hey! 321 00:16:14,819 --> 00:16:15,883 Hey. 322 00:16:17,514 --> 00:16:19,713 Well, actually, what time is it? 323 00:16:19,752 --> 00:16:21,231 It's midnight. 324 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,327 Shit, it's quite late, time's gone on. 325 00:16:23,345 --> 00:16:25,344 (LAUGHS) Yeah, time does that. 326 00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:26,580 15 minutes. 327 00:16:26,581 --> 00:16:27,740 Yeah. 328 00:16:27,741 --> 00:16:30,768 But we've got the babysitter inside, so... 329 00:16:30,893 --> 00:16:32,740 So, is that new info? 330 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:36,740 No, it's just that we, I mean, we thought, right, Fi? 331 00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:38,820 Yeah. Yeah. 332 00:16:38,821 --> 00:16:40,180 OK, no, I get it. 333 00:16:40,181 --> 00:16:42,300 No, it's just that, actually, it turns out we're tired 334 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:45,340 and I guess we forgot, but now we've remembered, so... 335 00:16:45,341 --> 00:16:46,380 Sorry. 336 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,220 No, it's fine, really. 337 00:16:47,221 --> 00:16:48,260 I'm sorry. 338 00:16:48,261 --> 00:16:50,820 Oh, it's cool, no worries. 339 00:16:50,821 --> 00:16:52,700 I've got a back-up plan, so... 340 00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:54,460 Oh, cool, well, we vote the back-up. 341 00:16:54,461 --> 00:16:55,900 Yeah, I will do. 342 00:16:55,901 --> 00:16:57,660 Er, see you later, Fi. 343 00:16:57,661 --> 00:16:58,820 It was good to meet you, man. 344 00:16:58,821 --> 00:16:59,832 Yeah. 345 00:17:00,261 --> 00:17:01,300 Nice one. 346 00:17:01,301 --> 00:17:02,721 Brilliant. Brilliant. 347 00:17:04,901 --> 00:17:06,210 OK, cool. 348 00:17:10,055 --> 00:17:11,373 Good to meet you, man. 349 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:12,510 Yeah. 350 00:17:14,848 --> 00:17:18,580 Listen, Gina, it's a 40-minute wait for a cab, but if you want, 351 00:17:18,701 --> 00:17:20,874 I have the bed made up in my office. 352 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,316 Er... OK, thanks, Fi. 353 00:17:23,983 --> 00:17:27,980 Hey, there's just, you know, use anything. There's T-shirts and... 354 00:17:28,105 --> 00:17:29,988 Yeah, thanks, I'll show myself out. 355 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,020 All right, night. 356 00:17:31,021 --> 00:17:32,060 Night, guys. 357 00:17:32,061 --> 00:17:33,374 Night, Gina. 358 00:17:40,621 --> 00:17:41,995 Thank you. 359 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,586 'Bye-bye. 360 00:17:44,611 --> 00:17:46,500 'OK. 361 00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:48,768 'Love you, love you.' 362 00:18:07,972 --> 00:18:09,940 Was he a big part of the gang? 363 00:18:09,941 --> 00:18:11,329 Who? Jonas? 364 00:18:13,341 --> 00:18:15,225 I don't know, yeah? 365 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:19,340 Let me guess, he'd spent his time oozing round the girls, 366 00:18:19,341 --> 00:18:20,420 offering backrubs. 367 00:18:20,421 --> 00:18:21,700 Not really. 368 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,448 Circling for an orifice. 369 00:18:25,661 --> 00:18:27,140 Was he always that oily or... 370 00:18:27,141 --> 00:18:28,447 OK, look. 371 00:18:30,561 --> 00:18:31,820 What? 372 00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:33,130 It's nothing, but... 373 00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:39,900 You may have noticed a bit of an atmosphere because... 374 00:18:41,612 --> 00:18:45,140 me and Jonas, years ago, had a bit of a thing. 375 00:18:45,141 --> 00:18:47,300 You had a thing with oily dude man? 376 00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:48,380 It was just a little thing 377 00:18:48,381 --> 00:18:49,900 and I didn't even know you back then, so... 378 00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:51,557 You slept with oily dude man? 379 00:18:52,428 --> 00:18:53,700 That's hilarious! 380 00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:56,380 We've all got our skeletons, how about you and Gemma? 381 00:18:56,381 --> 00:18:57,980 What, I told you about Gemma. 382 00:18:57,981 --> 00:18:59,324 Gemma was a nutcase... 383 00:19:00,331 --> 00:19:02,362 But you never mentioned Jonas. 384 00:19:02,387 --> 00:19:05,256 I did, I told you I hooked up with someone in Marrakech. 385 00:19:05,265 --> 00:19:06,453 Jonas is Mr Marrakesh?! 386 00:19:06,461 --> 00:19:07,700 It was a stupid thing... 387 00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:11,740 I thought Mr Marrakech was some sort of super cool... 388 00:19:11,741 --> 00:19:12,780 Not him. 389 00:19:12,781 --> 00:19:14,940 It was years ago and... 390 00:19:14,941 --> 00:19:17,340 Are you embarrassed by that? 391 00:19:17,341 --> 00:19:19,317 Cos it's embarrassing. 392 00:19:19,966 --> 00:19:23,110 I'm sorry, but, Christ, are you not embarrassed? 393 00:19:23,111 --> 00:19:24,590 It was years ago. 394 00:19:24,591 --> 00:19:26,350 But you dated him for a month? 395 00:19:26,351 --> 00:19:27,550 That's what I said. 396 00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:31,550 Cos when you told me about Mr Marrakech, it was a week. 397 00:19:32,351 --> 00:19:33,408 No, I didn't. 398 00:19:34,471 --> 00:19:35,543 Pah! 399 00:19:37,391 --> 00:19:38,871 TAPE WINDING 400 00:19:39,182 --> 00:19:40,390 'What about you?' 401 00:19:40,391 --> 00:19:42,670 I don't want to see our first time right now. 402 00:19:42,671 --> 00:19:43,750 Shh, you're about to talk. 403 00:19:43,751 --> 00:19:46,910 'I went away and had a little thing that did my head in for a while 404 00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:50,030 'with this, sort of... 405 00:19:50,031 --> 00:19:53,590 '..this, sort of, headfuck that I met in Marrakech.' 406 00:19:53,591 --> 00:19:54,910 'Mr Marrakech?' 407 00:19:54,911 --> 00:19:56,230 '(LAUGHS) Yeah.' 408 00:19:56,231 --> 00:19:59,630 'I'm imagining a chillum and a big knob.' 409 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:03,630 '(LAUGHS) No, it was like dormouse.' 410 00:20:03,711 --> 00:20:06,550 'Big deal, big heart-breaker?' 411 00:20:06,551 --> 00:20:08,990 'No, it was just a week. 412 00:20:08,991 --> 00:20:11,310 'It was a weird week.' 413 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,630 So, a weird week or a month? 414 00:20:12,631 --> 00:20:14,470 The point is, it wasn't a big deal. 415 00:20:14,471 --> 00:20:16,230 Well, it was big enough to do your head in. 416 00:20:17,069 --> 00:20:20,464 Jonas, King Dormouse-Dick of Marrakech did your head in! 417 00:20:23,231 --> 00:20:25,710 That was a nice night, used to be. 418 00:20:25,711 --> 00:20:27,207 You're getting obsessed. 419 00:20:28,071 --> 00:20:29,150 I'm not. 420 00:20:29,151 --> 00:20:31,630 We had all this with Dan, I don't want you going like that again. 421 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:34,430 He had little creepy beady eyes and he was always... 422 00:20:34,431 --> 00:20:36,430 What? Acting like he was interested? 423 00:20:36,431 --> 00:20:38,590 And you know what, I think he probably did fancy me 424 00:20:38,591 --> 00:20:40,670 and actually he wasn't completely hideous, 425 00:20:40,671 --> 00:20:44,608 so in another life I don't know, but nothing happened! 426 00:20:45,671 --> 00:20:48,310 And Jonas... 427 00:20:48,311 --> 00:20:52,310 he's an old fling. So what? Don't go all fucked up! 428 00:20:52,671 --> 00:20:53,950 What, I'm fucked up, am I? 429 00:20:53,951 --> 00:20:55,190 No, I mean, just... 430 00:20:55,191 --> 00:20:59,190 No, no, no, that's brilliant, sometimes you're a bitch. 431 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,276 I didn't mean that. 432 00:21:05,751 --> 00:21:07,030 'You're a bitch!' 433 00:21:07,031 --> 00:21:09,190 I'd like you to erase that. 434 00:21:09,191 --> 00:21:10,270 'You're a bitch!' 435 00:21:10,271 --> 00:21:12,150 Also, "sometimes". 436 00:21:12,151 --> 00:21:15,325 You can't just edit off the word, "sometimes"! 437 00:21:56,591 --> 00:22:00,934 I'm sorry, Fi, I know I go a bit weird and wonky sometimes. 438 00:22:10,711 --> 00:22:12,750 - I love you, you know? - I know. 439 00:23:28,351 --> 00:23:30,110 WINDING TAPE 440 00:23:30,111 --> 00:23:33,070 '..in a toolshed that just fit together really fucking well, 441 00:23:33,071 --> 00:23:36,390 'but still by the end I'd be like, "Go, on, you go to bed, honey, 442 00:23:36,391 --> 00:23:38,590 '"I'm just going to catch a little bit more of the news," 443 00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:42,430 'and then I'd find myself, you know, watching redos of hot times 444 00:23:42,431 --> 00:23:44,503 'in earlier relationships. 445 00:23:45,113 --> 00:23:49,353 'I've got a beautiful woman upstairs waiting to have sex with me. 446 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:53,830 'And I'd find myself, you know, watching redos of hot times 447 00:23:53,831 --> 00:23:55,950 'in earlier relationships.' 448 00:23:55,951 --> 00:23:57,255 'Easy!' 449 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,781 'Lip read reconstruction enabled. 450 00:24:05,425 --> 00:24:08,432 - 'Hey, it's good to see you. - 'Good to see you, too. 451 00:24:08,557 --> 00:24:11,141 'I was nervous when I heard you were going to be here. 452 00:24:11,142 --> 00:24:12,819 'It's weird, isn't it?' 453 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,179 - Morning. - Gina, over here. 454 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:21,261 Come here a second. I just want your opinion. 455 00:24:21,262 --> 00:24:22,882 It's just a silly game. 456 00:24:27,755 --> 00:24:29,061 Sit down. 457 00:24:29,398 --> 00:24:30,791 Answer this. 458 00:24:32,371 --> 00:24:34,261 I'm a serial monogamist. 459 00:24:35,115 --> 00:24:37,821 I'm staying faithful to my corn flakes right now. 460 00:24:37,822 --> 00:24:39,753 LAUGHTER 461 00:24:41,543 --> 00:24:43,644 Now, is that funny? 462 00:24:44,515 --> 00:24:47,872 There's no need to be nice, the man's a prick. 463 00:24:48,782 --> 00:24:52,541 Is that funny, in your opinion? 464 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,337 Well... 465 00:24:54,340 --> 00:24:56,069 I'm a serial monogamist. 466 00:24:56,989 --> 00:24:59,421 I'm staying faithful to my corn flakes right now. 467 00:24:59,693 --> 00:25:01,367 LAUGHTER 468 00:25:01,492 --> 00:25:02,729 - No? - No 469 00:25:02,854 --> 00:25:04,541 - I don't know. - You do. 470 00:25:05,185 --> 00:25:06,573 Morning. 471 00:25:06,698 --> 00:25:07,985 What's this? 472 00:25:07,986 --> 00:25:10,391 I'm just getting Gina's opinion on something. 473 00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:12,088 I'm a serial monogamist. 474 00:25:12,573 --> 00:25:15,181 I'm staying faithful to my corn flakes right now. 475 00:25:15,182 --> 00:25:17,180 LAUGHTER 476 00:25:17,305 --> 00:25:20,180 I was just wondering because you found it funny, but it isn't, 477 00:25:20,305 --> 00:25:21,622 and Gina agrees. 478 00:25:21,747 --> 00:25:23,202 I don't really want to get involved. 479 00:25:23,215 --> 00:25:25,341 Let me get you a cab. My dad's on his way. 480 00:25:25,342 --> 00:25:26,821 Just one other thing. 481 00:25:28,006 --> 00:25:32,669 We both want him to come back, but who wants him to come back more? 482 00:25:32,794 --> 00:25:35,939 Off the top of your head, who wants him to come back more? 483 00:25:36,064 --> 00:25:37,620 OK, well, bye. 484 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:38,791 Yeah, bye. 485 00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:42,148 Wow, it's early. It's early to call it a night. 486 00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:44,228 Fancy a quick one down the pub? 487 00:25:44,353 --> 00:25:47,344 Got to get back, rescue Jodie from the paedophile baby-sitter. 488 00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:48,541 That's just a... 489 00:25:48,542 --> 00:25:50,626 That's a joke. 490 00:25:50,975 --> 00:25:51,994 Sorry. 491 00:25:52,462 --> 00:25:55,935 Jonas, why don't you come back to ours for a nightcap, if you want? 492 00:25:56,902 --> 00:25:58,188 Yeah. 493 00:25:58,201 --> 00:25:59,447 KNOCKING AT DOOR 494 00:25:59,572 --> 00:26:03,165 Now, ignore the joke. Who's more keen for him to come back? 495 00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:04,618 I don't know. 496 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:05,876 You do know, Gina. 497 00:26:06,104 --> 00:26:08,031 I'm so sorry, he's really hungover. 498 00:26:08,032 --> 00:26:09,425 That's OK. 499 00:26:23,025 --> 00:26:25,567 I'm staying faithful to my corn flakes right now. 500 00:26:25,592 --> 00:26:27,021 LAUGHTER 501 00:26:27,665 --> 00:26:29,500 That is just objectively not funny. 502 00:26:29,524 --> 00:26:31,499 Anyone would say, "That's not funny." 503 00:26:31,574 --> 00:26:33,251 That was fucking embarrassing. 504 00:26:36,422 --> 00:26:38,941 Whatever you're queuing up, stop it. 505 00:26:38,942 --> 00:26:40,450 Sit down, please. 506 00:26:50,105 --> 00:26:51,461 You see that? 507 00:26:52,105 --> 00:26:54,014 You know Geoff? 508 00:26:54,038 --> 00:26:56,981 Yeah, you remember me and Geoff, because he would have shown you 509 00:26:57,358 --> 00:27:00,981 a re-do of the side of his fridge, something like that. 510 00:27:01,639 --> 00:27:03,700 - Spot the difference. - You're drunk. 511 00:27:03,825 --> 00:27:06,781 I'm the difference. He's the greatest guy in the world 512 00:27:06,782 --> 00:27:09,141 and then I arrived and... you clam. 513 00:27:09,891 --> 00:27:11,197 For clarity. 514 00:27:13,395 --> 00:27:15,261 We're just talking! 515 00:27:15,820 --> 00:27:18,739 But moments later, you're so stiff. 516 00:27:18,864 --> 00:27:20,389 I don't know, a re-do... 517 00:27:20,404 --> 00:27:22,530 You don't know how to stand around him. 518 00:27:22,543 --> 00:27:24,981 Your gauges are all over the place, hot and cold. 519 00:27:24,982 --> 00:27:26,421 This is just stupid! 520 00:27:26,422 --> 00:27:28,506 You can't hide it. Not completely. 521 00:27:29,531 --> 00:27:31,111 See how you look at him. 522 00:27:31,582 --> 00:27:35,381 The less the relationship means, the more you spend on the wedding. 523 00:27:35,382 --> 00:27:38,661 Really, you start obsessing about these tiny little details 524 00:27:38,662 --> 00:27:41,461 like the thickness of the wedding invitation paper. 525 00:27:41,462 --> 00:27:44,181 Now, how you look at me. 526 00:27:44,182 --> 00:27:46,701 I think it's an interesting choice, going grainless. 527 00:27:46,702 --> 00:27:48,061 It's a brave choice. 528 00:27:48,062 --> 00:27:51,581 I'm sorry, but... 529 00:27:51,582 --> 00:27:54,661 Tell me you look at me nice like you look at him. You can't. 530 00:27:54,662 --> 00:27:57,261 And how am I looking at you now, Liam? 531 00:27:57,262 --> 00:27:59,261 How long did you go out with him for? 532 00:27:59,262 --> 00:28:01,278 Does it matter? 533 00:28:03,206 --> 00:28:06,101 FILM REWINDING 534 00:28:06,342 --> 00:28:09,901 You know, half the organic memories you have are junk. 535 00:28:09,902 --> 00:28:12,693 Just not trustworthy. When it comes to little things. 536 00:28:12,718 --> 00:28:14,061 And big ones. 537 00:28:14,822 --> 00:28:16,343 Is that Marrakesh? 538 00:28:18,065 --> 00:28:20,484 Does that look like Marrakesh? 539 00:28:23,822 --> 00:28:24,901 No. 540 00:28:24,902 --> 00:28:26,901 It's not Marrakesh. 541 00:28:26,902 --> 00:28:30,901 So, how long did you go out with him for? 542 00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:35,699 All right, about six months. 543 00:28:39,213 --> 00:28:41,977 So not a week or a month. Six months. 544 00:28:42,310 --> 00:28:44,473 The ever-inflating romance. 545 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:46,421 You're probably still going out with him. 546 00:28:46,422 --> 00:28:48,019 Why am I on trial here? 547 00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:50,101 What's been going on? 548 00:28:50,102 --> 00:28:52,181 Nothing has been going on. 549 00:28:52,182 --> 00:28:56,616 It was... Christ, you know how it is when you first get with someone 550 00:28:56,617 --> 00:28:59,937 and then previous boyfriends come up. 551 00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:02,230 He was never a boyfriend, he was always a weird week. 552 00:29:02,244 --> 00:29:04,705 I downplayed it. I fudged it, it was... 553 00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:05,580 You lied. 554 00:29:05,592 --> 00:29:08,539 Not everything that isn't true is a lie, Liam. 555 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,141 Hello? 556 00:29:12,142 --> 00:29:15,325 So he was a bigger thing than I made out and, yeah, he's sort of a dick. 557 00:29:15,385 --> 00:29:16,767 Sort of? He's a massive... 558 00:29:16,780 --> 00:29:18,581 I liked him then. 559 00:29:18,582 --> 00:29:22,254 And I don't like him, not like that, not now. 560 00:29:23,502 --> 00:29:25,799 So, just to get this clear. 561 00:29:25,924 --> 00:29:28,721 He fucks you, gets footage for his redo wank file, 562 00:29:28,734 --> 00:29:29,677 but you're still pally. 563 00:29:29,689 --> 00:29:30,659 This is sad! 564 00:29:30,695 --> 00:29:32,677 - Cos if he was... - This is just sad! 565 00:29:32,678 --> 00:29:34,519 He probably sits there and tosses himself 566 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,054 off all over his cashmere blanket. 567 00:29:36,079 --> 00:29:37,323 It was years ago! 568 00:29:38,385 --> 00:29:39,698 Not for him. 569 00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:44,359 I'd find myself watching redos of really hot times 570 00:29:44,372 --> 00:29:46,187 early in relationships. 571 00:29:46,312 --> 00:29:47,461 'Easy.' 572 00:29:48,336 --> 00:29:50,660 Sober up. Make yourself puke. 573 00:29:50,785 --> 00:29:53,339 Whatever, I don't care. Just sort this out. 574 00:29:54,329 --> 00:29:55,405 Fuck. 575 00:29:56,022 --> 00:30:00,514 I'd find myself watching redos of really hot times 576 00:30:00,527 --> 00:30:02,678 early in relationships. 577 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,006 Easy. 578 00:30:06,742 --> 00:30:10,341 And I'm downstairs watching some redo of some night 579 00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:13,501 I've picked up somebody else and... 580 00:30:13,502 --> 00:30:16,981 Yeah, nice, Geoff. She's upstairs waiting to have sex with me 581 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,661 and I'm downstairs watching some redo 582 00:30:19,662 --> 00:30:21,821 of some night I've picked up somebody else. 583 00:30:21,822 --> 00:30:23,421 Easy. 584 00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:26,339 And I'm fucking pulling myself off. I'm just saying. 585 00:30:29,714 --> 00:30:31,169 'Green warning. 586 00:30:31,185 --> 00:30:33,930 'Grain assistant suggests you may not be in a suitable 587 00:30:33,931 --> 00:30:37,449 'physical condition for the activity you appear to be engaged in. 588 00:30:37,474 --> 00:30:39,900 'To override, continue at your own risk. 589 00:30:40,025 --> 00:30:42,984 'All health and personal accident insurance is... ' 590 00:30:42,997 --> 00:30:44,327 Thank you. 591 00:30:55,644 --> 00:30:57,397 BUZZER 592 00:30:59,896 --> 00:31:01,736 - 'Who's that?' - It's Liam. 593 00:31:03,652 --> 00:31:05,092 Liam from last night. 594 00:31:05,988 --> 00:31:08,899 'Liam. Is Fi with you?' 595 00:31:09,024 --> 00:31:10,620 She's not, no. 596 00:31:11,305 --> 00:31:14,152 'Sorry, Liam, mate, is there something that you want?' 597 00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:16,576 Yeah, I just want to come in and talk to you. 598 00:31:16,577 --> 00:31:17,782 Can you open the gate? 599 00:31:17,783 --> 00:31:21,276 (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah, sure. I'll let you in. 600 00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,079 Nice one, nice one. 601 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,998 - Hey. - Hey. 602 00:31:40,022 --> 00:31:41,421 What do you want? 603 00:31:41,422 --> 00:31:43,755 I just want to come in for a bit, dude. 604 00:31:45,382 --> 00:31:47,939 That looks expensive. Is that expensive? 605 00:31:47,956 --> 00:31:49,821 Look, Liam, it's morning, mate. 606 00:31:49,822 --> 00:31:52,099 Fucking hell. Liam. 607 00:31:58,614 --> 00:32:02,208 Jonas, this is a nice place! 608 00:32:05,370 --> 00:32:09,884 Hey. Seriously, man, it's not cool you just walking in like this. 609 00:32:09,899 --> 00:32:12,337 To be honest with you, it's a little bit weird. 610 00:32:12,362 --> 00:32:14,158 Is that a Marrakeshian lamp? 611 00:32:20,022 --> 00:32:22,259 Liam, do I have to call Fi? 612 00:32:23,046 --> 00:32:25,384 Did you guys have a row or something like that? 613 00:32:25,385 --> 00:32:27,286 - Sit down. - No, I'm all right. 614 00:32:27,535 --> 00:32:30,621 Go on, sit down. It's not a bear trap, it's a chair. 615 00:32:35,607 --> 00:32:38,499 Do you want me to bounce this off your fucking head? 616 00:32:42,144 --> 00:32:43,276 (LAUGHS) 617 00:32:43,748 --> 00:32:45,787 I'm joking, Jonas. 618 00:32:45,912 --> 00:32:48,581 Bloody hell, I thought you were supposed to be cool, man. 619 00:32:48,582 --> 00:32:51,340 I thought you were meant to be fucking brilliant. 620 00:32:51,465 --> 00:32:53,175 What's going on? 621 00:32:57,168 --> 00:32:58,499 Yeah, figures. 622 00:32:59,012 --> 00:33:01,579 Get some good stuff for the scrapbook? 623 00:33:03,050 --> 00:33:04,356 I think you should go. 624 00:33:04,704 --> 00:33:06,501 I don't blame you. I would have. 625 00:33:07,337 --> 00:33:09,190 Tell you what, let's have a look. 626 00:33:09,525 --> 00:33:12,101 Go on, chuck it on the screen, don't be shy! 627 00:33:12,397 --> 00:33:13,703 Come on! 628 00:33:14,265 --> 00:33:17,074 I'm fucking joking again, Jonas! 629 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,855 For goodness' sake, you need to grow a sense of humour. 630 00:33:21,092 --> 00:33:23,119 - He's uptight, isn't he? - OK, Liam. 631 00:33:26,146 --> 00:33:28,223 - It's a lovely room, this. - Thank you. 632 00:33:29,404 --> 00:33:32,252 Is this where you masturbate to images of my wife? 633 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:37,188 - Or do you do it in that room? - OK, Liam, I want you to leave now. 634 00:33:37,313 --> 00:33:40,021 Do you sometimes start in here and then finish in there? 635 00:33:40,022 --> 00:33:42,328 The world's pretty much your oyster, isn't it? 636 00:33:42,340 --> 00:33:43,758 I want you to leave. 637 00:33:48,805 --> 00:33:50,641 Well, that's a pity. 638 00:33:50,705 --> 00:33:53,338 - Come on, mate. - All right, now, what are you doing? 639 00:33:53,348 --> 00:33:55,657 Don't do that. Come on now! 640 00:33:56,037 --> 00:33:58,155 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 641 00:33:58,158 --> 00:34:01,897 - Jesus! Get out! - Stand up, Jonas, come on! 642 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,007 Hey. 643 00:34:41,020 --> 00:34:42,172 What do you want? 644 00:34:43,860 --> 00:34:48,415 INDECIPHERABLE GIBBERISH 645 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,255 Don't do that. 646 00:34:50,279 --> 00:34:51,714 Come on, Danny! 647 00:34:51,738 --> 00:34:53,504 - 'What are you doing? - 'What are you doing? 648 00:34:53,516 --> 00:34:56,741 'Jesus! Get out, you fucking prick. 649 00:34:56,765 --> 00:34:58,133 'Tell you what... ' 650 00:35:01,980 --> 00:35:03,525 Stop it! 651 00:35:05,962 --> 00:35:07,819 I tell you what you're going to do. 652 00:35:07,820 --> 00:35:10,499 You're going to get every bit of Fion you've got in there 653 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:13,539 and you're going to select it all and you're going to wipe it! 654 00:35:13,540 --> 00:35:16,265 Hello, police, I'm witnessing a serious assault at five... 655 00:35:17,098 --> 00:35:18,242 'Wipe it! 656 00:35:18,367 --> 00:35:19,455 'Fuck off. 657 00:35:19,456 --> 00:35:21,579 'I don't have a brain chip to show you.' 658 00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:23,739 This is a bottle, right? 659 00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:26,961 Either you wipe it or I will fucking gouge you myself. 660 00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:28,006 Jesus! 661 00:35:28,031 --> 00:35:29,063 OK. 662 00:35:29,516 --> 00:35:31,157 Just do what he says. 663 00:35:32,140 --> 00:35:34,515 Not on your eye, in there. 664 00:35:34,540 --> 00:35:36,059 On there! 665 00:35:36,060 --> 00:35:37,319 He's doing it! 666 00:35:40,317 --> 00:35:42,406 Now, delete it all. The lot! 667 00:35:43,324 --> 00:35:47,465 Or I will crack your skull and I will gouge your fucking neck. 668 00:35:47,590 --> 00:35:48,904 I'm doing it. 669 00:35:57,652 --> 00:35:59,741 Stay away from my house! 670 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:13,699 'Now, delete it all. The lot! 671 00:36:14,101 --> 00:36:18,453 'Or I will crack your skull and I will gouge your fucking neck. 672 00:36:18,478 --> 00:36:19,858 'I'm doing it.' 673 00:37:06,594 --> 00:37:07,900 Liam? 674 00:37:09,255 --> 00:37:10,611 Where did you go? 675 00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:16,976 What happened? 676 00:37:18,220 --> 00:37:19,379 Liam, what happened? 677 00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:21,149 Did you use a condom or not? 678 00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:25,916 Just say. 679 00:37:28,340 --> 00:37:30,139 Liam, whatever you think... 680 00:37:30,140 --> 00:37:31,472 Am I Jodie's father? 681 00:37:32,620 --> 00:37:34,099 - Liam! - Am I? 682 00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:35,179 Yes, of course. 683 00:37:35,606 --> 00:37:38,059 - You sure about that? - Yes! 684 00:37:38,722 --> 00:37:40,127 That's nice. 685 00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:46,745 I always liked that picture, didn't you? 686 00:37:47,429 --> 00:37:49,083 It's why I bought it for you. 687 00:37:49,941 --> 00:37:52,739 I never liked it. Thought it was pretentious shit. 688 00:38:06,448 --> 00:38:08,040 'I'll tell you what you're going to do. 689 00:38:08,065 --> 00:38:10,059 'You're going to get every bit of Fion... ' 690 00:38:10,060 --> 00:38:11,419 ' Christ, what have you done? 691 00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:12,499 'Select it all... ' 692 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,979 We're getting to the good bit. 693 00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:17,042 'Hello, police, I'm witnessing a serious assault at... ' 694 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:26,179 'Now, delete it all. The lot! 695 00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:30,809 'Or I will crack your skull and I will gouge your fucking neck.' 696 00:38:40,362 --> 00:38:42,078 18 months ago in this room. 697 00:38:53,401 --> 00:38:55,515 You know when you suspect something, 698 00:38:56,002 --> 00:38:58,717 it's always better when it turns out to be true. 699 00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:04,179 It's like I've had a bad tooth for years and I'm just finally 700 00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:07,797 getting my tongue in there and I'm digging out all the rotten shit. 701 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:11,579 That's not what it looks like. 702 00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:13,379 Oh, this did Jonas come round to read you a story? 703 00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:14,419 No, it was... 704 00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:15,579 A story about fucking? 705 00:39:15,580 --> 00:39:17,179 It was... 706 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:20,255 When all the Dan stuff was going on and you'd walked out. 707 00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:24,459 For like ten minutes. 708 00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:26,295 For five days, Liam. 709 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:28,832 No call, no nothing. 710 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,779 So you fucked him after four days? 711 00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:35,259 That's heroic. 712 00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:39,099 I mean, three days, that's admirable, but four days? 713 00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:40,899 I mean, you must have been gagging. 714 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:42,421 I was so upset. 715 00:39:44,705 --> 00:39:47,367 We went for a drink, I got drunk. 716 00:39:47,814 --> 00:39:49,605 It shouldn't have happened. 717 00:39:50,812 --> 00:39:52,317 I'm sorry. 718 00:39:54,464 --> 00:39:57,779 I'm so sorry, I can't say anything else. 719 00:39:57,780 --> 00:39:59,052 I love you. 720 00:40:02,660 --> 00:40:04,299 Did you use a condom? 721 00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:05,459 Yes. 722 00:40:05,460 --> 00:40:08,224 Cos we didn't have any here. We were trying. 723 00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:10,859 He had some. 724 00:40:10,860 --> 00:40:12,619 In his pocket? 725 00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:14,002 In his car. 726 00:40:15,717 --> 00:40:18,237 Was it his decision, or did you make him wear one? 727 00:40:18,362 --> 00:40:19,663 I made him. 728 00:40:20,530 --> 00:40:22,706 - And you saw him put it on? - Yes. 729 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:24,472 Show me, then. 730 00:40:26,163 --> 00:40:27,740 Show me on there. 731 00:40:33,780 --> 00:40:35,613 I need to see it, Fi. 732 00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:39,095 I deleted it. 733 00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:42,699 I wanted it to go away, I wiped the whole thing. 734 00:40:42,824 --> 00:40:44,275 - Did you? - Yeah. 735 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,544 So there's just a blank gap in your timeline? 736 00:40:46,669 --> 00:40:48,117 Yeah. 737 00:40:49,094 --> 00:40:50,498 Show me that, then. 738 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,319 Yeah, OK. 739 00:40:57,177 --> 00:40:58,681 I have to find it. 740 00:41:05,165 --> 00:41:07,155 No! No deleting it, not now. 741 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,219 No, no. 742 00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:13,697 It's still on there, is it? 743 00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:17,877 I'm sorry. 744 00:41:20,156 --> 00:41:21,899 You have to show it to me, Fi. 745 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,099 Why? 746 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:24,495 Cos I want to see it. 747 00:41:27,014 --> 00:41:28,730 I love you. 748 00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:30,827 Show it to me. 749 00:41:31,697 --> 00:41:33,339 No. 750 00:41:33,340 --> 00:41:34,579 - Show it to me. - No. 751 00:41:34,580 --> 00:41:35,819 - Show it to me! - No! 752 00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:39,384 Show it to me! I want to see! I want to see what he looks like! 753 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:44,235 This isn't me! Look what you're doing to me! 754 00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:46,925 Fi, I need to see it! 755 00:41:47,895 --> 00:41:49,238 Please. 756 00:41:58,460 --> 00:42:02,459 I need to see it, Fi. 757 00:42:35,084 --> 00:42:36,949 GIGGLING FROM TV SCREEN 758 00:42:37,074 --> 00:42:38,354 'Hurry up. 759 00:42:38,367 --> 00:42:39,635 'Sorry!' 760 00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:54,779 GROANS FROM SCREEN 761 00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:58,149 GROANS AND GIGGLING CONTINUE 762 00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:04,068 HEAVY BREATHING FROM SCREEN 763 00:43:13,180 --> 00:43:16,914 MOANING FROM SCREEN 764 00:43:29,803 --> 00:43:32,199 MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY 765 00:43:38,715 --> 00:43:39,946 I love you. 766 00:43:40,829 --> 00:43:42,297 I know you do. 767 00:43:46,498 --> 00:43:47,899 BABY'S TOYS TINKLE 768 00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:49,019 Oh! 769 00:43:49,020 --> 00:43:51,739 MOSAIC PLAYS A LULLABY 770 00:43:51,740 --> 00:43:53,085 Hello, stinky! 771 00:44:40,454 --> 00:44:41,723 Hey. 772 00:45:51,343 --> 00:45:55,699 HER GIGGLING PLAYS OVER THE MEMORY 773 00:46:02,140 --> 00:46:05,027 DOOR CREAKS OPEN 774 00:46:05,425 --> 00:46:07,514 Brown or green? 775 00:46:08,211 --> 00:46:09,540 Green? 776 00:46:10,305 --> 00:47:10,184 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today