1
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They put me in charge
of all of this.

2
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I'm like one of those big
shots on Wall Street,

3
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only I deal with laundry
instead of money.

4
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Wow.

5
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Not many people know it, but <i>this</i>

6
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is the nerve center
of the entire hotel.

7
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Well, I would have thought
it would be room service.

8
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No way. Proper washing
at this volume

9
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depends on water quality,
bleach concentration, time,

10
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and of course, agitation anheat.

11
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Agitation and heat.

12
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Yeah, I definitely got that.

13
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We're going to be late for dinner.

14
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I pushed our reservations.

15
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Check this baby out.

16
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Energy Plus.

17
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That means not only am I
washing away the filth

18
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and the fluids that people
get on your hotel sheets,

19
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I'm also on the front line

20
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of the fight against
global warming.

21
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What was that?

22
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Foreign object in the wash barrel.

23
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It happens.

24
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It looks gooey.

25
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Won't it gum up your machine?

26
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Whatever it is,

27
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this baby can handle it.

28
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Okay, so the only way the body
could have gotten down here

29
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is if someone threw it
down the laundry chute.

30
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Well, that would seem
to suggest homicide.

31
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Yes, it would.

32
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Is that a new tie?

33
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Yeah, yeah, yes, it is.
You like it?

34
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Well, I'm not sure why
you'd want to wear

35
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frolicking cetaceans
around your neck.

36
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Well, because Catherine
got it for me.

37
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Look, look,
they're little dolphins.

38
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The marine biologist?

39
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Yeah. Yeah, it was a present.

40
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Interesting.

41
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What do you mean, "interesting"?

42
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Check this out.

43
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Good luck on the I.D.

44
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Too bad they didn't do him
on the delicate cycle, huh?

45
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Obviously, the manufacturers

46
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didn't anticipate human remains.

47
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You know, according
to the laundry guy,

48
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the body could have been sitting
in the pile of dirty sheets

49
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for two days before it
got thrown into the wash.

50
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Well, the heat in here
would have sped up decomp.

51
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Look out. I'm going in.

52
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Judging by the concavity
of the rib end,

53
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the victim was middle-aged.

54
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Dismemberment occurred postmortem,

55
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most likely during the spin cycle.

56
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Hey, what's so
interesting about my tie?

57
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A gift is a social contract,

58
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a basic anthropological construct.

59
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By giving you the tie,

60
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Catherine has entered into
a social contract with you.

61
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Really?

62
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Fabric softener has permeated

63
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the soft tissue;
everything's swollen.

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Speaking of social contracts,

65
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do you like your gynecologist?

66
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She's extremely competent, yes,

67
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but I don't think she's
accepting new patients.

68
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I thought you were happy
with Dr. Oksenberg?

69
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All right, listen,
can you two just save

70
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the lady part discussion
for when I'm not here?

71
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Dr. Oksenberg moved to California,
and I am looking

72
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for a doctor for Michelle.
She's at that age, you know...

73
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Oh, no, no, no. We are not

74
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gonna be discussing
your daughter's sex life

75
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because, A: she's a good girl...
she doesn't have sex;

76
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and, B: you're
touching a dead body.

77
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I don't follow your logic.

78
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I'm always touching
a dead body, Seeley.

79
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If I let that

80
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be a barrier to conversation,
I would nev...

81
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Ooh! Oh!

82
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Oh! Oh!

83
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Oh-ho!

84
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Okay, can someone just
please remove the eyeball.

85
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This is not an eyeball.

86
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What is it?

87
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I'll put it this way:
our victim was male.

88
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Would you rather us go back
to talking about lady parts?

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<font color=#FFFF00>♫ Bones 5x19 ♫</font>
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91
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The skeleton appears
to have suffered

92
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a great deal of
damage in the washer.

93
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Oh, that wins the
understatement award for today.

94
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It's going to be very difficult
to find cause of death.

95
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Well, if the three pounds of muck

96
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I've got here in the
catch is any indication,

97
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then that washing machine
must have been a beast.

98
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Dr. Brennan, I found something.

99
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Right here, at the junction
of the maxilla and palatine.

100
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What is that,

101
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a bullet wound? He was shot?

102
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The hole is a result

103
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of surgery, not a gunshot.

104
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Most likely for oral cancer.

105
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There's also bone
degenerati on the mandible.

106
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Our victim was probly
a cigar smoker.

107
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Anything else?

108
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Condom.

109
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Unused.

110
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Never mind.

111
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I also found a number of

112
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fully remodeled fractures.
Here's one

113
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on the right hamate bone.

114
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It's approximately three years old.

115
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An injury like this is most typical

116
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for professional baseball players.

117
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The great Tony Pena suffered

118
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a similar fracture.

119
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Oh-for-11 as a utility infielder

120
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before being traded
by the Royals...

121
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To the White Sox

122
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after successful surgery
to repair his hamate.

123
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Oh, and our All-American
Muslim drives in a run.

124
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Nice one, Arastoo.

125
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Thank you.

126
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I thought our victim
played baseball,

127
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but then I saw these.

128
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A number of

129
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mostly repaired
compression fractures

130
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in the tibia and tarsus.

131
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An injury pattern most commonly
sustained by rock climbers.

132
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And these fractures occurred

133
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about a year after
the hamate fracture.

134
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And here's where I go for
the triple because...

135
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another remodeled fracture,

136
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about a year old, and to the hyoid.

137
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With an accompanying
microfracture on the parietal.

138
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Almost certainly indicating
our victim was involved

139
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in a high-speed collision
while wearing a helmet.

140
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What does this mean?

141
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Rock-climbing, baseball-playing,
crash test dummy?

142
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Is there a testicle up here?

143
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Four that I know of.

144
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I thought you

145
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located them at the scene.

146
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Just the one that scared Booth.

147
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I've cataloged the loose tissue,

148
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and all the victim's
organs and glands

149
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are accounted for,

150
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but the other testicle
seems to have vanished.

151
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Well, it's not here.

152
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But it does appear our
victim was in the habit

153
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of injuring hielf annually a
variety of risky behaviors.

154
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So the guy with one gonad
actually had balls.

155
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Well, if you'll excuse me,

156
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I've got an appointment.

157
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<i>So you're telling me</i>

158
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I should be looking
for a cigar-smoking,

159
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thrill seeker missing one
of the family jewels?

160
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That's correct.

161
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You know, stereotypical
male behavior

162
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such as cigar smoking

163
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and risk-taking could be a form
of overcompensation in a man

164
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who was born with
only one testicle.

165
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I could write up a profile.

166
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There's no reason to assume the
victim was born without one.

167
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He could just as
easily have lost it

168
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in one of his dangerous pursuits.

169
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If a testicle is severely
twisted or de-gloved,

170
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it almost always
necessitates removal.

171
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I- In the case of
penetrating trauma...

172
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No. No.

173
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No.

174
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Uh, let's... No.

175
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Do you think we can go 20 minutes

176
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on this case without
talking about testicles?

177
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Please. Okay. Great.

178
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Booth has made a social contract

179
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with the marine biologist. Sorry?

180
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It's amazing you go
from injured testicles

181
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to the woman I'm dating.

182
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And you, you're supposed to say

183
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"Oh, that's interesting"

184
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in a very annoying way.

185
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It was a logical transition.

186
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But it is very interesting.

187
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Booth and I are friends.

188
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Catherine is an intelligent,
attractive woman,

189
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and I'm intrigued by their
developing relationship.

190
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Yeah, at's nice.

191
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I think.

192
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Yeah, I think it is nice.

193
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Thank you, Bones.

194
00:07:01,603 --> 00:07:02,769
Wow.

195
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You two seem to be
handling dating very well.

196
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I'm impressed.

197
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Well, you've known me
for two years, Sweets.

198
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You should expect to
be impressed by me.

199
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You were board-certified in '99?

200
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That is correct.

201
00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:21,722
And you did a fellowship
at Vanderbilt in...

202
00:07:21,756 --> 00:07:23,757
Reproductive endocrinology.

203
00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:25,559
Boy, you really did your research.

204
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You were recommended

205
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by Dr. Oksenberg,
but I wanted to make sure

206
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this is the right fit.

207
00:07:30,965 --> 00:07:32,533
Oh, yeah, no, of course.

208
00:07:32,567 --> 00:07:35,202
Do you consider yourself
easy to talk to?

209
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Especially about delicate topics,

210
00:07:37,005 --> 00:07:41,108
like... someone's
first time having sex.

211
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Um, their first time
with a new partner?

212
00:07:44,179 --> 00:07:46,414
No, no, their first time.

213
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Losing their virginity.

214
00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,483
Oh.

215
00:07:49,518 --> 00:07:50,951
Well, uh, yes, of course.

216
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I- I'd be, uh, very sensitive

217
00:07:52,687 --> 00:07:54,655
with that topic.

218
00:07:54,689 --> 00:07:57,324
Um, especially if the
delay in sexual maturity

219
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was due to some sort of trauma

220
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or negative conditioning.

221
00:08:00,662 --> 00:08:01,628
Trauma? My God.

222
00:08:01,663 --> 00:08:03,797
Uh, why would you bring up trauma?

223
00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:06,700
Well, when an adult woman,
such as yourself,

224
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forgoes sexual activity,

225
00:08:08,236 --> 00:08:10,071
there are often
deeper issues at play.

226
00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:13,340
What?

227
00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:14,908
There's been a
misunderstanding here.

228
00:08:14,943 --> 00:08:17,244
I'm looking for a gynecologist
for my daughter, who's 16.

229
00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:18,812
Oh. Great.

230
00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:22,283
I mean, yeah,
that just makes more sense.

231
00:08:22,317 --> 00:08:23,817
Um...

232
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I deal with a lot of teenagers.

233
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And, uh, they feel very
comfortable with me

234
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because they know

235
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they're free to speak
about anything,

236
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and it will remain confidential.

237
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Excellent.

238
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Well, obviously, you're respectful

239
00:08:37,732 --> 00:08:38,932
and highly qualified.

240
00:08:38,967 --> 00:08:40,234
I think this will work.

241
00:08:40,268 --> 00:08:41,368
I'm glad.

242
00:08:41,403 --> 00:08:43,870
You and your husband
can feel confident that

243
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I will treat your daughter

244
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with the utmost care
and consideration.

245
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Thank you.

246
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Actually, I, um,

247
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don't have a husband.

248
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Michelle is my adoptive daughter.

249
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Oh. I see.

250
00:08:57,586 --> 00:08:59,587
So thank you, Dr. Lidner.

251
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Uh, Paul, please.

252
00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:03,390
You could just call me Paul.

253
00:09:03,425 --> 00:09:05,226
Paul.

254
00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:12,466
You have something for me?

255
00:09:12,501 --> 00:09:15,269
Yep, fingernails.

256
00:09:15,303 --> 00:09:17,304
I don't think they're
gonna help with the I.D.

257
00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:19,072
I also have clothing remnants,
mostly denim;

258
00:09:19,107 --> 00:09:22,576
a chain, also most likely
part of the victim's apparel;

259
00:09:22,611 --> 00:09:23,910
some pieces of a molded

260
00:09:23,945 --> 00:09:26,913
silicone elastomer.

261
00:09:29,251 --> 00:09:30,618
The missing testicle.

262
00:09:30,652 --> 00:09:32,119
Oh, God.

263
00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:33,621
It's a prosthetic one.

264
00:09:33,655 --> 00:09:35,989
They're made of a silicone
shell and filled with saline.

265
00:09:36,024 --> 00:09:37,491
Now, obviously this has suffered

266
00:09:37,526 --> 00:09:39,393
a lot of damage in the wash, but

267
00:09:39,427 --> 00:09:43,397
if we can get a serial number off this,
we can get an I.D.

268
00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:49,336
Okay, I photographed each piece
of the silicone elastomer,

269
00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:52,839
and I used the photos to
reassemble a virtual prosthetic.

270
00:09:52,874 --> 00:09:55,042
Well, the serial numbers
were pretty worn

271
00:09:55,076 --> 00:09:56,310
from the washing machine.

272
00:09:56,344 --> 00:09:58,212
Yeah. Well, hopefully
by looking at the image

273
00:09:58,246 --> 00:09:59,547
under different color filters,

274
00:09:59,581 --> 00:10:02,149
we can at least get
some of the digits.

275
00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:03,417
You know, I have to say

276
00:10:03,451 --> 00:10:05,786
that this whole finding I.
D. by testicle

277
00:10:05,820 --> 00:10:07,988
definitely beats
facial reconstructions.

278
00:10:08,022 --> 00:10:11,625
Does that prosthetic
seem overly large to you?

279
00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:14,928
Well, it isn't to scale, Cam.

280
00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:17,798
Guess it's... been a while.

281
00:10:19,334 --> 00:10:22,002
Okay, uh, I got the
serial number for you.

282
00:10:22,036 --> 00:10:23,804
I'll get it to Booth.

283
00:10:23,838 --> 00:10:26,039
Okay.

284
00:10:26,074 --> 00:10:28,942
It's pretty big.

285
00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:33,046
<i>Richard Cole. </i>

286
00:10:33,081 --> 00:10:35,882
42, single, commercial
real estate developer.

287
00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:37,017
Left his entire fortune to

288
00:10:37,051 --> 00:10:38,652
the American Cancer Society.

289
00:10:38,687 --> 00:10:40,821
So that rules out, uh,
financial motive.

290
00:10:40,855 --> 00:10:42,323
Researchers can be ruthless.

291
00:10:42,357 --> 00:10:43,657
Yeah, well, look at this.

292
00:10:43,692 --> 00:10:45,826
This article he did last spring
in <i>Cigar Connoisseur. </i>

293
00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:47,194
He had oral cancer.

294
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:48,229
He shouldn't have smoked.

295
00:10:48,263 --> 00:10:50,297
That is not his biggest
problem right now.

296
00:10:50,332 --> 00:10:52,333
He talks about going
to fantasy camps

297
00:10:52,367 --> 00:10:53,500
every year for his birthday.

298
00:10:53,535 --> 00:10:54,801
Fantasy camps?

299
00:10:54,836 --> 00:10:56,337
They're expensive
camps where grown-ups,

300
00:10:56,371 --> 00:10:59,306
they get to pretend to be, uh,
you know, race car drivers,

301
00:10:59,341 --> 00:11:01,675
uh, professional ballplayers...
pretty much anything.

302
00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:03,377
That would explain
the yearly injuries.

303
00:11:03,411 --> 00:11:05,679
You could easily crush a
testicle at rodeo camp.

304
00:11:05,714 --> 00:11:06,680
Look what's going on

305
00:11:06,715 --> 00:11:08,148
this week at the hotel.

306
00:11:08,182 --> 00:11:10,551
God, I wish I had enough
money for this one.

307
00:11:10,585 --> 00:11:12,386
Why, what is it?

308
00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:13,987
Did you ever dream about jamming

309
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,156
with your favorite musical heroes

310
00:11:15,153 --> 00:11:18,788
or playing gigs in front of
throngs of screaming fans?

311
00:11:18,823 --> 00:11:22,659
Well, please join us at the
one and only fantasy camp

312
00:11:22,693 --> 00:11:26,263
created by the legendary
music manager and promoter:

313
00:11:26,297 --> 00:11:29,599
me, Simon Graham!

314
00:11:29,634 --> 00:11:30,634
Music camp?

315
00:11:30,668 --> 00:11:31,735
That's not music.

316
00:11:31,769 --> 00:11:33,137
That's rock and roll, baby.

317
00:11:33,171 --> 00:11:34,471
Yeah.

318
00:11:38,076 --> 00:11:39,209
According to Cole's lawyer,

319
00:11:39,244 --> 00:11:40,577
he was trying to buy a property

320
00:11:40,611 --> 00:11:42,446
that Simon Graham
didn't want him to have.

321
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:43,780
You think Graham murdered Cole

322
00:11:43,814 --> 00:11:45,182
to safeguard some property?
It's possible.

323
00:11:45,216 --> 00:11:46,716
But don't say that Cole is dead.

324
00:11:46,751 --> 00:11:49,053
I don't want anybody panicking
or trying to flee the scene.

325
00:11:49,087 --> 00:11:51,455
I was a very big fan of
Toad the Wet Sprocket.

326
00:11:51,489 --> 00:11:53,424
You might want to keep that
to yourself, all right?

327
00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:54,591
Now don't get overwhelmed.

328
00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:56,193
It's gonna be very
loud in here and...

329
00:11:56,227 --> 00:11:57,528
So, are you going to the
seminar on string height?

330
00:11:57,562 --> 00:11:59,063
I have a class on
tone control then.

331
00:11:59,097 --> 00:12:00,064
Oh, that's great.

332
00:12:00,098 --> 00:12:02,732
They're all in line...

333
00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:05,235
they're not even pushing.

334
00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:07,837
This is not my rock
and roll fantasy.

335
00:12:13,325 --> 00:12:14,558
No, no, this can't be right.

336
00:12:14,592 --> 00:12:15,827
Rock and roll's not about seminars.

337
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:16,828
Come on, people.

338
00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:17,962
"Does anybody remember laughter?"

339
00:12:17,996 --> 00:12:20,798
Hey, I remember. Zeppelin, man.

340
00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:23,267
Dude, you can lose
the tie around here.

341
00:12:23,302 --> 00:12:24,335
He-he likes it.

342
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,903
It's a gift from a woman. Righ

343
00:12:25,938 --> 00:12:29,106
FBI Special Agent Sealy Booth.
Hacker get you anything?

344
00:12:29,141 --> 00:12:31,575
A subscription to <i>Lapham's Quarterly.
</i> Sexy.

345
00:12:31,609 --> 00:12:33,110
Can I help you guys with something?

346
00:12:33,145 --> 00:12:34,879
You know, 'cause I really don't
want to be late for class.

347
00:12:34,913 --> 00:12:36,380
I paid a fortune
to be at this camp.

348
00:12:36,414 --> 00:12:37,481
Yeah, we're looking
for Simon Graham.

349
00:12:37,515 --> 00:12:38,850
I think he's near the stage.

350
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:39,884
"Walk this way. "

351
00:12:39,918 --> 00:12:40,918
Aerosmith.

352
00:12:40,953 --> 00:12:42,053
Hey, you know your music.

353
00:12:42,087 --> 00:12:43,254
This is Bebe. I'm Gino.

354
00:12:43,288 --> 00:12:44,621
Is something wrong?

355
00:12:44,656 --> 00:12:47,291
It's about one of your
camp mates... Richard Cole.

356
00:12:47,326 --> 00:12:49,961
Cole? He hasn't been around
for a couple of days.

357
00:12:49,995 --> 00:12:51,595
He probably got tired
of fighting with Simon.

358
00:12:51,629 --> 00:12:52,629
Really?

359
00:12:53,932 --> 00:12:55,632
Boys and girls, Erik Dalton!

360
00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,168
Simon's in there.

361
00:12:57,202 --> 00:12:59,237
Erik Dalton is
starting his workshop.

362
00:12:59,271 --> 00:13:01,205
What? Erik Dalton is here?!

363
00:13:03,508 --> 00:13:06,277
Bones, this is more like it. Booth?

364
00:13:06,311 --> 00:13:07,745
Just give me a minute, huh?

365
00:13:09,647 --> 00:13:11,815
Boot Booth?

366
00:13:13,986 --> 00:13:16,820
Yeah!

367
00:13:16,855 --> 00:13:19,857
Shouldn't we try to talk to Simon?

368
00:13:21,726 --> 00:13:23,761
Booth?

369
00:13:25,297 --> 00:13:27,198
I love you, Erik!

370
00:13:27,232 --> 00:13:28,266
Whoa-whoa!

371
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:30,801
Who unplugged me?!

372
00:13:30,835 --> 00:13:32,370
No one unplugs me!

373
00:13:32,404 --> 00:13:33,670
He's right. No one
unplugs Erik Dalton.

374
00:13:33,705 --> 00:13:35,172
Well, apparently I do.

375
00:13:35,207 --> 00:13:36,540
It was the only way
to get your attention.

376
00:13:36,574 --> 00:13:37,775
Get her out of here, Simon!

377
00:13:37,809 --> 00:13:39,977
You're yelling unnecessarily,

378
00:13:40,012 --> 00:13:42,713
probably due to hearing loss
from the music you play.

379
00:13:42,747 --> 00:13:44,382
What do you think you're doing?

380
00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:45,849
Okay, listen. Simon Graham. FBI.

381
00:13:45,884 --> 00:13:48,152
We just have to ask you a few
questions about Richard Cole.

382
00:13:48,186 --> 00:13:50,021
Richard Cole?
What the hell is this?!

383
00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:51,555
I'm running a business here!

384
00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:52,957
I understand.
It's not gonna take long.

385
00:13:52,991 --> 00:13:54,225
Dude, I'm really sorry.

386
00:14:03,201 --> 00:14:04,969
Yeah!

387
00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:14,912
I've identified 83 injuries
to the skeleton that occurred

388
00:14:14,947 --> 00:14:17,448
either at the time of death
or in the washing machine.

389
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,816
I can't tell which.

390
00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:20,184
So no cause of death?

391
00:14:20,218 --> 00:14:22,019
Not without evidence from
hemorrhagic staining,

392
00:14:22,054 --> 00:14:24,088
and these remains went
through a wash cycle

393
00:14:24,122 --> 00:14:25,189
with industrial- strength bleach.

394
00:14:25,223 --> 00:14:26,623
I was pitching a no-hitter,

395
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,492
and now I can't find the plate.

396
00:14:28,526 --> 00:14:30,161
This baseball thing.

397
00:14:30,195 --> 00:14:31,662
Were you allowed to play?

398
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:34,631
No. The Quran strictly
forbids baseball, lacrosse,

399
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,900
of course, and board
games with hungry hippos.

400
00:14:36,935 --> 00:14:39,570
That's a yes,
with an additional comment

401
00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:40,604
on my ignorance.

402
00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:42,106
I was a State All-Star
in high school.

403
00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,874
I even got scouted by a
couple of farm teams.

404
00:14:43,908 --> 00:14:45,076
No way.

405
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:46,510
Yeah, I still play on the weekends.

406
00:14:46,544 --> 00:14:47,711
My mosque is in a league.

407
00:14:47,745 --> 00:14:48,879
We play against
churches and synagogues.

408
00:14:48,913 --> 00:14:50,481
Wow. You should join us sometime.

409
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:53,517
Oh, come on now.
I can't be on an all-Muslim team.

410
00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:54,852
I m a lapsed Episcopalian.

411
00:14:54,886 --> 00:14:56,520
Every team has a few ringers.

412
00:14:56,554 --> 00:14:58,356
The Jews have a
Unitarian batting. 400.

413
00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:00,424
Really? Huh.

414
00:15:00,459 --> 00:15:02,559
Never tried to beat
the infidels before.

415
00:15:03,595 --> 00:15:04,795
As long as you find something

416
00:15:04,829 --> 00:15:06,097
in your washer goop

417
00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:07,564
that helps me determine
cause of death,

418
00:15:07,599 --> 00:15:08,832
you can play shortstop.

419
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:09,900
You're on.

420
00:15:14,839 --> 00:15:17,574
Hey, is it, uh, is it true
that Simon Graham's here?

421
00:15:17,609 --> 00:15:19,176
Yeah, he's in the conference room.

422
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,778
Okay, I can provide a
valuable insight, Agent Booth.

423
00:15:21,813 --> 00:15:23,714
This man practically
invented a rock subculture.

424
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:26,250
You need me.
You just want to meet him.

425
00:15:26,284 --> 00:15:27,851
There's a little of that, yes,

426
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:28,986
but I'll be professional.

427
00:15:29,021 --> 00:15:30,554
You know I'm a good profiler.

428
00:15:30,588 --> 00:15:31,755
Okay, professional.

429
00:15:31,789 --> 00:15:33,957
Yes, sure.

430
00:15:33,992 --> 00:15:35,493
Okay. Do you know how many seminal

431
00:15:35,527 --> 00:15:37,194
rock concert tours he's managed?

432
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,629
Yeah, the guy's a god,

433
00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:39,863
but maybe a murdering god.

434
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,532
So use your ears, not your mouth.

435
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,300
Just listen, you understand? Yeah.

436
00:15:43,335 --> 00:15:46,337
The camp is for
people who love music,

437
00:15:46,371 --> 00:15:48,272
not wannabes in designer jeans

438
00:15:48,306 --> 00:15:50,274
and fancy guitars they never touch.

439
00:15:50,308 --> 00:15:51,675
You're describing Richard Cole?

440
00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:53,777
Well, you know,
he's the idiot that wanted me

441
00:15:53,811 --> 00:15:55,579
to turn him into Jimmy Page

442
00:15:55,613 --> 00:15:57,114
when the only guitar
that he ever played

443
00:15:57,149 --> 00:15:58,449
came from a video game. I mean...

444
00:15:58,483 --> 00:15:59,483
That <i>would</i> offend you.

445
00:15:59,518 --> 00:16:00,817
That's a personal affront

446
00:16:00,852 --> 00:16:03,187
to someone who's
dedicated their life

447
00:16:03,221 --> 00:16:05,189
to nurturing real musicians.

448
00:16:05,223 --> 00:16:06,257
Well, shouldn't it?

449
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:07,925
What can you tell me
about The Stockyard?

450
00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:09,993
Oh, it's a famous rock
club in downtown Baltimore.

451
00:16:10,028 --> 00:16:10,994
All the greats

452
00:16:11,029 --> 00:16:12,296
used to play there.

453
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:13,931
Mr. Graham used to
run it in the '80s.

454
00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:16,500
You weren't asking me. Sorry.

455
00:16:16,535 --> 00:16:17,634
Once Cole's deal went through,

456
00:16:17,669 --> 00:16:19,270
he was gonna tear it down,
wasn't he?

457
00:16:19,304 --> 00:16:21,772
That's why you and Cole
were fighting, right?

458
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,107
Yeah, we settled that, though.

459
00:16:23,141 --> 00:16:24,208
What are you talking about?

460
00:16:24,242 --> 00:16:26,643
Well, Cole said that
he'd leave the club alone

461
00:16:26,678 --> 00:16:28,979
if I let him do one
song with Erik Dalton

462
00:16:29,013 --> 00:16:30,647
at the end of camp night.

463
00:16:30,682 --> 00:16:32,983
Erik Dalton's one of your guests?

464
00:16:33,017 --> 00:16:35,519
Erik Dalton's one
of your guest stars?

465
00:16:35,554 --> 00:16:36,954
He blackmailed you.

466
00:16:36,988 --> 00:16:39,356
So, did you agree to let
Cole play with Dalton?

467
00:16:39,391 --> 00:16:41,625
Well, yeah. I mean, it's The
Stockyard we're talking about.

468
00:16:41,659 --> 00:16:42,960
How did Dalton feel about that?

469
00:16:42,994 --> 00:16:44,995
How do you think he felt?
Listen, guys,

470
00:16:45,029 --> 00:16:47,131
do you mind if I go back to work?

471
00:16:47,165 --> 00:16:47,831
Sure.

472
00:16:47,899 --> 00:16:49,633
Yeah. One-one quick question

473
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,635
Bar fight: who wins?

474
00:16:51,669 --> 00:16:55,005
Prince and the New Power
Generation or Korn?

475
00:16:57,675 --> 00:16:59,676
Never mess with Prince.

476
00:17:02,347 --> 00:17:03,814
Never mess with Prince.

477
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:04,848
Whew!

478
00:17:06,784 --> 00:17:09,320
I... honestly, I think
you'll like Dr. Lidner.

479
00:17:09,354 --> 00:17:11,688
You should have someone
else to talk to,

480
00:17:11,723 --> 00:17:14,625
especially if there's anything...

481
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,694
anything you'd prefer
I didn't know about.

482
00:17:17,729 --> 00:17:20,498
I told you, Perry and
I are not having sex.

483
00:17:20,532 --> 00:17:22,866
I know, and I believe you,

484
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:23,967
but you're growing up.

485
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,236
Your body,

486
00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:27,338
it's a woman's body now,
not a child's.

487
00:17:27,372 --> 00:17:29,072
And you should

488
00:17:29,107 --> 00:17:30,508
treat it like a woman.

489
00:17:30,542 --> 00:17:32,876
And I'm gonna stop talking now.

490
00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:34,645
It's no big deal, Cam.

491
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,013
It's just a doctor.

492
00:17:36,047 --> 00:17:39,716
I know, it just means
you're growing up for real.

493
00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:42,186
And you don't quite
know how to handle that.

494
00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:43,621
What? No.

495
00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:45,122
Yeah, kind of,

496
00:17:45,157 --> 00:17:46,123
but I will.

497
00:17:46,158 --> 00:17:47,191
We will, right? I mean,

498
00:17:47,225 --> 00:17:48,325
you don't know how

499
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,760
to handle me either.

500
00:17:49,794 --> 00:17:51,695
Do you? 'Cause that
would be embarrassing.

501
00:17:51,729 --> 00:17:53,063
We're fine, Cam.

502
00:17:53,097 --> 00:17:55,032
Because you and Perry
aren't having sex, right?

503
00:17:55,066 --> 00:17:57,034
Okay, okay.

504
00:17:57,068 --> 00:17:58,669
Fry?

505
00:18:01,739 --> 00:18:02,973
How's it going?

506
00:18:03,007 --> 00:18:05,108
Dr. Brennan's waiting
for cause of death.

507
00:18:05,143 --> 00:18:07,378
At this rate,
I'm gonna be John Gochnaur.

508
00:18:07,412 --> 00:18:09,280
Okay, boys, I'll bite.

509
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:11,649
Who is John Gochnaur?

510
00:18:11,683 --> 00:18:13,917
The worst major league
baseball player ever.

511
00:18:13,951 --> 00:18:15,252
Cleveland Indians.

512
00:18:15,287 --> 00:18:18,255
.187 batting average,
zero home runs,

513
00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:20,324
and 146 errors.

514
00:18:20,358 --> 00:18:21,725
Well, is that bad?

515
00:18:21,759 --> 00:18:23,994
Yeah, that's incomprehensibly bad.

516
00:18:24,028 --> 00:18:24,995
Here, this might help.

517
00:18:25,029 --> 00:18:26,497
I found it in the
washing machine catch.

518
00:18:26,531 --> 00:18:28,965
What is it? Well, it's bone,
so it's your department.

519
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,668
Crosshatching.

520
00:18:30,702 --> 00:18:33,170
It may be bone, but it isn't human.

521
00:18:33,205 --> 00:18:34,638
Well, then what is it?

522
00:18:34,673 --> 00:18:37,274
It can't be.

523
00:18:37,309 --> 00:18:38,975
What can't it be?

524
00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:42,279
It's a piece of bone... tusk,
actually... from a...

525
00:18:42,314 --> 00:18:43,947
a woolly mammoth.

526
00:18:43,981 --> 00:18:47,117
There was a prehistoric
elephant in the washer with him?

527
00:18:47,151 --> 00:18:48,452
What, are you nuts?

528
00:18:48,486 --> 00:18:49,620
No, it has

529
00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:50,854
Schreger lines on the grain.

530
00:18:50,888 --> 00:18:52,656
It's a woolly mammoth.
But no help to me.

531
00:18:52,691 --> 00:18:55,292
I wouldn't be so sure about that.

532
00:18:58,129 --> 00:18:59,796
See how this top edge curves?

533
00:18:59,831 --> 00:19:01,365
Now, if the curve continued,

534
00:19:01,399 --> 00:19:04,268
and then down here, before it
got worn away in the washer,

535
00:19:04,302 --> 00:19:05,669
there was a point.

536
00:19:05,704 --> 00:19:06,803
A guitar pick?

537
00:19:06,838 --> 00:19:07,971
Exactly.

538
00:19:08,005 --> 00:19:10,140
Why would someone want
a guitar pick made

539
00:19:10,174 --> 00:19:12,042
of an extinct prehistoric mammal?

540
00:19:12,076 --> 00:19:13,377
Well, according to my dad,

541
00:19:13,411 --> 00:19:15,479
guitarists have this
thing about their picks.

542
00:19:15,513 --> 00:19:17,615
Different materials
make different sounds.

543
00:19:17,649 --> 00:19:19,617
Bryan May... he uses
an English penny.

544
00:19:19,651 --> 00:19:21,818
My dad uses a Nicaraguan Cordoba.

545
00:19:21,853 --> 00:19:24,655
Some guys use tortoise
shells or shark's tooth.

546
00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:26,657
Doou know of any famous guitarists

547
00:19:26,691 --> 00:19:28,225
who use woolly mammoth picks?

548
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,727
Erik Dalton.

549
00:19:29,761 --> 00:19:31,729
Mr. Dalton's pick ended
up in the washing machine

550
00:19:31,763 --> 00:19:33,264
with the dead body.

551
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,299
That poses some serious questions,
don't you think?

552
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:36,833
Yes, I do.

553
00:19:36,868 --> 00:19:39,503
And Dalton isn't exactly
known for keeping his cool.

554
00:19:39,537 --> 00:19:41,004
Check out this video

555
00:19:41,038 --> 00:19:43,507
from a concert in
Australia two years ago.

556
00:19:55,287 --> 00:19:57,921
This guy's got a
seriously short fuse.

557
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:03,967
So, Richard Cole stops showing up

558
00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:05,635
for his private rehearsals with you,
and you don't notice?

559
00:20:05,669 --> 00:20:06,903
Are you kidding me? I was thrilled.

560
00:20:06,937 --> 00:20:08,371
I was sick of kissing his ass.

561
00:20:08,406 --> 00:20:10,140
Hey, what are you doing,
baby? Can I help you with something?

562
00:20:10,174 --> 00:20:12,675
You have no expertise that
would be of value to me.

563
00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:13,710
I wouldn't be so sure.

564
00:20:13,744 --> 00:20:15,112
Why don't you come sit next to me?

565
00:20:15,146 --> 00:20:17,147
Excuse me. I really like
your music... doesn't mean

566
00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:18,815
I'm not gonna clock you,
all right? Let's just focus.

567
00:20:18,849 --> 00:20:20,383
So, Simon Graham,

568
00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:21,818
he pays you a boatload of money,

569
00:20:21,852 --> 00:20:23,686
and you still treat
the campers like crap?

570
00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:24,988
The guy's a poser, dude.

571
00:20:25,022 --> 00:20:26,323
I got stuck with an asshat.

572
00:20:26,357 --> 00:20:27,957
Couldn't even play rhythm
for Toad the Wet Sprocket.

573
00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:29,359
Oh, I love them.

574
00:20:29,393 --> 00:20:31,561
Mmm, suddenly the
inside of my pants

575
00:20:31,596 --> 00:20:32,996
isn't such a happy place.

576
00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:34,131
Personally, I find

577
00:20:34,165 --> 00:20:35,765
your music discordant
and irritating.

578
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,601
Rather reminiscent of
Murawari death wailing

579
00:20:37,635 --> 00:20:39,035
in its capacity to annoy.

580
00:20:39,069 --> 00:20:41,904
So, maybe Cole pisses you off,

581
00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:44,641
throw in a little coke in the mix,
and you lose control.

582
00:20:44,675 --> 00:20:46,510
It's not like it
hasn't happened before.

583
00:20:46,544 --> 00:20:48,911
Hey, man, I've been
clean for two years.

584
00:20:48,946 --> 00:20:50,079
I even do yoga.

585
00:20:50,114 --> 00:20:51,681
And that hurts.

586
00:20:51,715 --> 00:20:53,517
Booth? Yeah?
The splintering is fresh.

587
00:20:53,551 --> 00:20:55,385
Something hit the side
of this table quite hard,

588
00:20:55,419 --> 00:20:57,187
and there are scuff marks

589
00:20:57,221 --> 00:20:58,855
on the wall beside it

590
00:20:58,889 --> 00:21:00,890
that could indicate a struggle.

591
00:21:00,924 --> 00:21:02,659
Was there a fight in this room?

592
00:21:02,693 --> 00:21:05,262
A party. I had some campers
over Tuesday night.

593
00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:07,364
Gives 'em a story to
tell their friends.

594
00:21:11,402 --> 00:21:12,402
There's blood on the carpet.

595
00:21:12,436 --> 00:21:13,770
Ooh.

596
00:21:13,804 --> 00:21:15,038
I don't know anything about that.

597
00:21:15,072 --> 00:21:16,273
When things got wild, I left.

598
00:21:16,307 --> 00:21:17,674
Caught a cab across town to spend

599
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:19,075
some quality time
with a girlfriend.

600
00:21:19,109 --> 00:21:21,110
Well, I'm gonna need that
girlfriend's name and number.

601
00:21:21,145 --> 00:21:22,912
And I'm gonna need this carpet.

602
00:21:22,946 --> 00:21:24,548
Sure.

603
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:33,756
Hey, how did it go?

604
00:21:33,791 --> 00:21:35,124
Fine.

605
00:21:35,159 --> 00:21:36,693
You really didn't
need to come with me.

606
00:21:36,727 --> 00:21:39,762
I just wanted to make
sure you were comfortable.

607
00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:41,231
Sure. He's cool.

608
00:21:41,265 --> 00:21:42,399
Easy to talk to.

609
00:21:42,433 --> 00:21:43,266
Good.

610
00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:44,867
That's excellent.

611
00:21:44,902 --> 00:21:46,503
Uh, excuse me, Dr. Saroyan.

612
00:21:46,537 --> 00:21:48,205
Um, do you have a minute?

613
00:21:48,239 --> 00:21:50,240
A couple of insurance
questions is all.

614
00:21:50,274 --> 00:21:52,576
Sure. Be back in a minute.

615
00:21:57,981 --> 00:21:59,949
Is there a problem with Michelle?

616
00:21:59,983 --> 00:22:02,151
Oh, no, no, no, no.
She's-she's great.

617
00:22:02,186 --> 00:22:04,120
In perfect health.

618
00:22:04,154 --> 00:22:07,657
And she spoke to you...
about things.

619
00:22:07,692 --> 00:22:08,925
Confidential things.

620
00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:11,761
Yeah. I can tell you
she's a wonderful girl.

621
00:22:11,795 --> 00:22:15,498
But that's not why I
wanted to talk to you.

622
00:22:15,533 --> 00:22:17,667
Right. Insurance.

623
00:22:17,702 --> 00:22:21,904
Uh, not about insurance,
either, no.

624
00:22:21,939 --> 00:22:23,172
Now I'm stumped.

625
00:22:24,642 --> 00:22:26,743
Um, I just thought...

626
00:22:26,777 --> 00:22:28,144
Would it be weird

627
00:22:28,178 --> 00:22:31,814
if I asked you to, uh,
go out with me sometime?

628
00:22:31,849 --> 00:22:34,183
Yes, that-that, um...

629
00:22:34,218 --> 00:22:36,018
would be weird.

630
00:22:36,053 --> 00:22:37,854
Of course. Uh, very weird.

631
00:22:37,888 --> 00:22:39,822
Yeah, right? It-it is weird.

632
00:22:39,857 --> 00:22:41,458
Totally. Totally weird.

633
00:22:41,492 --> 00:22:44,294
But, um, I would say yes.

634
00:22:45,396 --> 00:22:47,464
Really?

635
00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:50,800
That's... great.

636
00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:53,770
Does that mean you're asking?

637
00:22:53,804 --> 00:22:55,772
Oh.

638
00:22:55,806 --> 00:22:57,507
I'm sorry. Excuse me.

639
00:22:57,541 --> 00:22:59,309
Work. I've got to go.

640
00:22:59,343 --> 00:23:00,810
Oh, I-I am, though.

641
00:23:00,844 --> 00:23:02,211
What? Asking.

642
00:23:03,314 --> 00:23:04,447
I'll call you?

643
00:23:04,482 --> 00:23:06,816
I would like that.

644
00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:11,621
So we know

645
00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:14,157
that the microfractures radiate
out of each trauma site.

646
00:23:14,191 --> 00:23:16,326
These microfractures expand

647
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,328
until they run into other
radiating fractures,

648
00:23:18,362 --> 00:23:20,163
which were created by
earlier trauma wounds.

649
00:23:20,197 --> 00:23:23,433
Now, the trick is to separate
out those points of trauma

650
00:23:23,467 --> 00:23:26,002
where the radiating
microfractures just keep going

651
00:23:26,036 --> 00:23:29,138
because there were no earlier
fractures to cross paths with.

652
00:23:29,173 --> 00:23:30,340
In this way,

653
00:23:30,374 --> 00:23:32,041
we can identify the
perimortem fractures,

654
00:23:32,075 --> 00:23:34,411
and therefore, determine that
cause of death was trauma

655
00:23:34,445 --> 00:23:36,245
to the skull and chest cavity.

656
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,414
Cole was beaten to death.

657
00:23:37,448 --> 00:23:38,581
Excellent work.

658
00:23:38,616 --> 00:23:40,483
Thank you. And Angela, of course.

659
00:23:40,518 --> 00:23:42,151
Double play, right? Yeah.

660
00:23:42,186 --> 00:23:44,688
I assume you were talking
about baseball again,

661
00:23:44,722 --> 00:23:46,423
although I have no idea why.

662
00:23:46,457 --> 00:23:48,224
Well, it's baseball season,
sweetie.

663
00:23:48,258 --> 00:23:49,992
This is when boys like
to hit balls with sticks

664
00:23:50,027 --> 00:23:51,160
when the snow melts.

665
00:23:51,195 --> 00:23:52,329
I don't know why.

666
00:23:52,363 --> 00:23:53,596
Oh.

667
00:23:53,631 --> 00:23:55,231
Well, what about the murder weapon?

668
00:23:55,265 --> 00:23:57,667
I'm going to make castings
of the pertinent injuries.

669
00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,068
I'm making him

670
00:23:59,102 --> 00:24:02,372
3- D scans so he can focus on
all the un-remodeled fractures.

671
00:24:02,406 --> 00:24:05,442
Sweets would probably
say that the need

672
00:24:05,476 --> 00:24:06,909
to hit balls with a large stick

673
00:24:06,944 --> 00:24:08,511
shows that you're insecure
with your manhood.

674
00:24:08,546 --> 00:24:10,447
I can assure you...

675
00:24:10,481 --> 00:24:13,049
I think it's probably just
enjoyable to hit things.

676
00:24:17,488 --> 00:24:20,189
Erik Dalton's hotel room's a
good bet for the murder scene.

677
00:24:20,224 --> 00:24:21,658
We found two sets of DNA.

678
00:24:21,692 --> 00:24:23,360
So, two people bled on this carpet?

679
00:24:23,394 --> 00:24:24,561
Yes.

680
00:24:24,595 --> 00:24:26,696
The first set of DNA
belonged to our victim.

681
00:24:26,731 --> 00:24:28,931
Perhaps the second set
belongs to our killer.

682
00:24:28,966 --> 00:24:32,235
I found traces of Klonopin
in the mystery blood,

683
00:24:32,269 --> 00:24:34,136
which means, whoever it belongs to

684
00:24:34,171 --> 00:24:36,873
either has a panic
disorder or epilepsy.

685
00:24:36,907 --> 00:24:39,876
We shoulcross-reference
the list of campers

686
00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:42,078
with the prescription
drug database.

687
00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:45,815
Booth seems to like Catherine,
don't you think?

688
00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:47,417
I do. I'm glad.

689
00:24:47,451 --> 00:24:49,452
It's been a long time
since he's dated anyone.

690
00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:52,054
I know. It's important for
Booth to share his life.

691
00:24:52,089 --> 00:24:53,256
I prefer being alone.

692
00:24:53,290 --> 00:24:55,057
But you're seeing Hacker.

693
00:24:55,092 --> 00:24:56,959
Yes, and I like him,
but not like Booth.

694
00:24:57,027 --> 00:24:58,261
I mean

695
00:24:58,295 --> 00:25:00,062
not like Booth wants
to like someone.

696
00:25:00,097 --> 00:25:02,699
All organisms evolve and develop

697
00:25:02,733 --> 00:25:05,468
along patterns only
recognized in retrospect.

698
00:25:05,503 --> 00:25:08,070
Your life doesn't exist
outside the laws of nature.

699
00:25:08,105 --> 00:25:11,574
Then in ignorance,
I await my own surprise.

700
00:25:11,609 --> 00:25:13,109
Although the odds of it

701
00:25:13,143 --> 00:25:15,612
involving a commitment to
another person are remote.

702
00:25:15,646 --> 00:25:18,948
I never thought I'd be
dating now; yet I am.

703
00:25:18,982 --> 00:25:19,916
You met someone?

704
00:25:19,950 --> 00:25:21,083
I think so.

705
00:25:21,118 --> 00:25:22,685
We're going to have lunch.

706
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,986
It's been quite a while for you.

707
00:25:24,021 --> 00:25:26,356
And thanks for pointing that out.

708
00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:30,359
Oh, Booth wants me to
meet him at the hotel.

709
00:25:30,394 --> 00:25:32,161
Go. I'll call you if I get a hit

710
00:25:32,195 --> 00:25:33,763
on the Klonopin.

711
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:51,948
All right, now reverse
on the chords.

712
00:26:08,532 --> 00:26:10,467
Booth?

713
00:26:10,501 --> 00:26:13,970
Booth, I'm not sure this is a
worthwhile use of our time.

714
00:26:14,004 --> 00:26:15,538
Why? We're still waiting for an I.
D. on the blood, right?

715
00:26:15,573 --> 00:26:17,139
I mean, Come on.
We've got a few minutes to spare.

716
00:26:17,174 --> 00:26:19,509
This is pathetic, Booth,

717
00:26:19,543 --> 00:26:20,844
pretending to be
something you're not.

718
00:26:20,878 --> 00:26:23,112
It's dilettante camp. Okay, listen.

719
00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:25,214
What if this was, like,
anthropology fantasy camp,

720
00:26:25,248 --> 00:26:28,017
and you got to meet...
I don't know... Margaret Mead?

721
00:26:28,051 --> 00:26:30,019
She's dead. Well,
who would you want to meet?

722
00:26:30,053 --> 00:26:32,021
Me. You?

723
00:26:32,055 --> 00:26:33,590
Yes, if I were an
anthropology enthusiast,

724
00:26:33,624 --> 00:26:35,859
I'd want to go to
fantasy camp to meet me.

725
00:26:35,893 --> 00:26:37,193
Ah, come on, Bones. Play along.

726
00:26:37,227 --> 00:26:38,294
It's rock and roll fantasy camp.

727
00:26:38,328 --> 00:26:39,662
It's cool, right?

728
00:26:41,231 --> 00:26:42,632
You hear that?

729
00:26:42,666 --> 00:26:45,101
That is our song.
Remember? "Hot Blooded. "

730
00:26:45,135 --> 00:26:46,503
The last time we sang
this song, Booth,

731
00:26:46,537 --> 00:26:47,737
someone tried to kill you.

732
00:26:47,771 --> 00:26:48,905
Yeah, but it was fun

733
00:26:48,939 --> 00:26:50,540
up until the blast, right? Come on.

734
00:26:50,574 --> 00:26:54,310
¶ I'm... I'm hot blooded,
check it and see... ¶

735
00:26:54,344 --> 00:26:55,578
Wait a second.

736
00:26:55,613 --> 00:26:56,579
You play the guitar?

737
00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:58,815
Well, I play the akontig,

738
00:26:58,849 --> 00:27:02,151
the folk lute of the Jola tribe,
but the guitar

739
00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:04,053
is not dissimilar.

740
00:27:06,957 --> 00:27:08,024
¶ Well, I'm ¶

741
00:27:08,058 --> 00:27:09,258
¶ Hot blooded ¶

742
00:27:09,292 --> 00:27:11,861
¶ Check it and see ¶

743
00:27:11,896 --> 00:27:15,532
¶ I've got a fever of
a hundred and three ¶

744
00:27:15,566 --> 00:27:18,902
¶ Come on, baby,
you can do more than dance ¶

745
00:27:18,936 --> 00:27:23,372
¶ Hot blooded, hot blooded... ¶

746
00:27:43,326 --> 00:27:46,529
Cam got an I.D.

747
00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:49,165
the other blood found
in the hotel room.

748
00:27:49,199 --> 00:27:50,567
Fred Keaton.

749
00:27:50,601 --> 00:27:53,102
He's also registered
here as a camper.

750
00:27:55,338 --> 00:27:57,239
All right, look, one more verse.

751
00:27:58,408 --> 00:28:00,043
¶ Well, I'm ¶

752
00:28:00,077 --> 00:28:02,411
¶ Hot blooded, check it and see ¶

753
00:28:02,446 --> 00:28:06,883
¶ I've got a fever of
a hundred and three ¶

754
00:28:06,917 --> 00:28:11,054
¶ Come on, baby,
you can do more than dance ¶

755
00:28:11,088 --> 00:28:14,924
¶ Hot blooded, hot blooded. ¶

756
00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:15,992
Whoo!

757
00:28:18,075 --> 00:28:19,876
I didn't do anything.

758
00:28:19,910 --> 00:28:21,311
You took off from fantasy camp.

759
00:28:21,346 --> 00:28:23,180
You disappear,
and you end up hiding out

760
00:28:23,214 --> 00:28:24,448
in some cheap motel?

761
00:28:24,482 --> 00:28:26,216
I wasn't hiding. We know you

762
00:28:26,251 --> 00:28:29,153
and Richard Cole had a fight
in Erik Dalton's hotel room.

763
00:28:29,187 --> 00:28:31,255
Your blood is on the
carpet with his.

764
00:28:31,289 --> 00:28:32,689
He had it coming, okay?

765
00:28:32,723 --> 00:28:33,923
What was the fight about?

766
00:28:33,958 --> 00:28:35,192
I told him

767
00:28:35,226 --> 00:28:37,227
I was still hoping
to be discovered.

768
00:28:37,262 --> 00:28:39,396
I know it's ridiculous,

769
00:28:39,430 --> 00:28:41,698
but I've spent years
in my garage playing,

770
00:28:41,732 --> 00:28:43,066
and I'm good.

771
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:45,202
It could happen,
right? Just keep going.

772
00:28:45,236 --> 00:28:49,239
Last Monday,
we had a jam night at camp.

773
00:28:49,274 --> 00:28:51,875
This guy came up to me,
told me he's with <i>Rolling Stone. </i>

774
00:28:51,909 --> 00:28:54,077
Told me my guitar
playing is amazing;

775
00:28:54,111 --> 00:28:56,079
he's gonna include me
in an article called

776
00:28:56,113 --> 00:28:58,215
"The 100 Best Guitarists
You've Never Heard Of. "

777
00:28:58,249 --> 00:28:59,883
Oh, that sounds like a good thing.

778
00:28:59,917 --> 00:29:01,418
Sounds too good, I'm guessing.

779
00:29:01,452 --> 00:29:02,686
Then these girls come up,

780
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,120
told me I'm going to be a star.

781
00:29:04,155 --> 00:29:06,256
Asked if they could keep
me company for a few hours.

782
00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:07,457
What-what for?

783
00:29:07,492 --> 00:29:08,758
For sex, Bones.

784
00:29:08,793 --> 00:29:10,960
Oh. Quite a lucky night for you.

785
00:29:10,995 --> 00:29:11,928
It was a prank.

786
00:29:11,962 --> 00:29:13,430
See, he was messing with you,
wasn't he?

787
00:29:13,464 --> 00:29:14,998
How was I supposed to know?

788
00:29:15,032 --> 00:29:17,467
I called my wife,
told her I wanted to take a break.

789
00:29:17,502 --> 00:29:18,868
Then at Erik Dalton's party,

790
00:29:18,903 --> 00:29:21,104
Cole starts laughing.

791
00:29:21,138 --> 00:29:23,873
Tells me the journalist
was an actor.

792
00:29:23,908 --> 00:29:25,975
And the groupies were...
Professionals.

793
00:29:26,010 --> 00:29:28,545
Rich bastard ruined my life.

794
00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:30,046
Excellent motive for murder.

795
00:29:30,081 --> 00:29:31,781
What are you talking about?

796
00:29:31,816 --> 00:29:32,982
Richard Cole is dead,

797
00:29:33,017 --> 00:29:34,651
and I'm thinking you
killed him and took off.

798
00:29:34,686 --> 00:29:37,120
No. I left to do damage control.

799
00:29:37,154 --> 00:29:39,756
My wife won't even let
me in the front door.

800
00:29:39,790 --> 00:29:41,592
She wouldn't even talk to me.

801
00:29:41,626 --> 00:29:43,760
Look, I have no idea
who killed Cole,

802
00:29:43,794 --> 00:29:45,995
but what he did to me,
he deserved it.

803
00:29:50,894 --> 00:29:53,096
Angela scanned the castings
I made of the fatal injuries

804
00:29:53,130 --> 00:29:55,632
so we can get a better
sense of the murder weapon.

805
00:29:55,666 --> 00:29:57,233
Yeah, and I cleaned up the edges,

806
00:29:57,267 --> 00:29:59,035
and these are the shapes
that caused the injuries.

807
00:29:59,069 --> 00:30:00,469
Cam said

808
00:30:00,504 --> 00:30:02,905
the blood spatter analysis
didn't show any drag marks

809
00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:05,008
on the carpet from
Dalton's hotel room.

810
00:30:05,042 --> 00:30:07,409
Hmm. Which means that
Cole wasn't killed there.

811
00:30:07,444 --> 00:30:08,711
No two of these injuries

812
00:30:08,746 --> 00:30:10,079
share the same impact surface area.

813
00:30:10,114 --> 00:30:11,247
I know.

814
00:30:11,281 --> 00:30:12,682
So it appears the guy was hit

815
00:30:12,716 --> 00:30:14,316
with various weapons
that were each used once.

816
00:30:14,351 --> 00:30:17,920
Or he was hit multiple times
by a weapon with a variety

817
00:30:17,955 --> 00:30:19,288
of surface shapes.

818
00:30:19,322 --> 00:30:22,358
Well, you know,
this could be a tailpiece.

819
00:30:22,392 --> 00:30:23,325
A what?

820
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,493
And-and that

821
00:30:24,528 --> 00:30:25,862
could be a tremolo arm,

822
00:30:25,896 --> 00:30:27,697
which means that those lines are

823
00:30:27,731 --> 00:30:29,431
from strings.

824
00:30:31,535 --> 00:30:33,435
Wait a minute.

825
00:30:33,470 --> 00:30:36,105
Out victim was beaten
to death with a guitar?

826
00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:37,740
I've actually seen this before.

827
00:30:37,775 --> 00:30:40,076
Solid body guitars can
prove quite lethal.

828
00:30:40,110 --> 00:30:41,510
There have to be over 50 guitars

829
00:30:41,545 --> 00:30:42,879
at the fantasy camp.

830
00:30:42,913 --> 00:30:45,014
Without cause, we can't get
warrants for all of them.

831
00:30:45,049 --> 00:30:47,283
Yeah, but that shape.

832
00:30:47,317 --> 00:30:50,687
I mean, the bottom is too curved
to be a Tele or a Strat, but...

833
00:30:50,721 --> 00:30:53,289
it's not an SG because the
tailpiece wraps around,

834
00:30:53,323 --> 00:30:55,892
and then there's the
distance to the jack plate.

835
00:30:55,926 --> 00:30:58,895
You know, I think we're looking
for a '57 Gibson Les Paul.

836
00:30:58,929 --> 00:31:01,530
That is so hot that you know that.

837
00:31:01,565 --> 00:31:03,866
Interesting. It's-it's interesting.

838
00:31:03,901 --> 00:31:05,534
Well, it's not like
I know every guitar,

839
00:31:05,569 --> 00:31:08,071
but I do know the expensive ones.

840
00:31:08,105 --> 00:31:09,105
How expensive?

841
00:31:09,139 --> 00:31:11,007
I'd say our victim
was beaten to death

842
00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:13,342
by about a quarter
of a million dollars.

843
00:31:19,783 --> 00:31:22,484
<i>And then after a perfectly
nice evening,</i>

844
00:31:22,519 --> 00:31:25,387
I could tell he didn't
even want to shake my hand.

845
00:31:25,422 --> 00:31:26,889
He looked positively pained.

846
00:31:26,924 --> 00:31:28,257
He's a science professor.

847
00:31:28,291 --> 00:31:29,992
No. Associate professor. Oh.

848
00:31:30,027 --> 00:31:31,660
People get weird when they find out

849
00:31:31,695 --> 00:31:33,329
that I handle dead people all day.

850
00:31:33,363 --> 00:31:35,264
Now I just say I'm an
insurance underwriter.

851
00:31:35,298 --> 00:31:36,833
Oh. Good one. Mm-hmm.

852
00:31:36,867 --> 00:31:38,434
I'm an accountant.

853
00:31:38,468 --> 00:31:40,002
No. Oh, yeah.

854
00:31:40,037 --> 00:31:42,705
No one wants to talk about
work with an accountant.

855
00:31:42,740 --> 00:31:44,573
Or an insurance underwriter.

856
00:31:44,608 --> 00:31:46,843
Except other accountants
or underwriters.

857
00:31:46,877 --> 00:31:48,344
Mm.

858
00:31:49,613 --> 00:31:52,615
So, do we share any
other great deceptions?

859
00:31:52,649 --> 00:31:55,384
Um... I can make a coin disappear

860
00:31:55,418 --> 00:31:56,253
and come out of your ear.

861
00:31:56,387 --> 00:31:58,088
Ooh. I hate magic. I'm sorry.

862
00:31:58,251 --> 00:31:59,786
Oh. Yeah, me, too.

863
00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:01,554
But it always worked
for my Uncle Dave.

864
00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:03,057
Of course he was in a nursing home.

865
00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:07,560
Am I smiling like a fool?

866
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:09,562
'Cause that would be embarrassing.

867
00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:12,398
Ah, well, you look
beautiful embarrassed.

868
00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:15,168
Then I'll keep smiling.

869
00:32:19,673 --> 00:32:22,274
I should get back to the office.

870
00:32:22,309 --> 00:32:24,877
And I have a murder to solve.

871
00:32:24,912 --> 00:32:26,212
Oh, right.

872
00:32:26,246 --> 00:32:27,513
Um, what do you say

873
00:32:27,547 --> 00:32:29,348
we catch a movie on the weekend?

874
00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:30,817
Yeah.

875
00:32:30,851 --> 00:32:33,619
I'll see what my parental
duties are and give you a call?

876
00:32:33,653 --> 00:32:35,188
Sounds good.

877
00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,991
Okay.

878
00:32:39,026 --> 00:32:41,260
<i>Do you remember when Simon</i>

879
00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:43,763
told us that Cole showed up
at camp with a fancy guitar?

880
00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:46,332
Yeah, he wasn't kidding.
A '57 Gibson Les Paul?

881
00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:48,500
Yeah, well, it disappeared at
the same time that Cole did.

882
00:32:48,535 --> 00:32:50,069
You think he was
killed for his guitar?

883
00:32:50,104 --> 00:32:52,438
All we know is, he was killed
<i>with</i> his guitar.

884
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,041
With a '57 Gibson Les Paul.

885
00:32:55,075 --> 00:32:56,976
That's like whacking someone
with the <i>Mona Lisa. </i>

886
00:32:57,010 --> 00:32:58,144
I got agents

887
00:32:58,178 --> 00:32:59,378
checking out dealers in the area.

888
00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:00,813
See if anyone tried to sell it.

889
00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:02,615
Well, unless the
killer destroyed it.

890
00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:05,317
Killing something like that
would be like killing Altamont

891
00:33:05,352 --> 00:33:07,486
or, uh, "Smells Like Teen Spirit. "

892
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,021
You know, the guitar

893
00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:10,256
has long been recognized

894
00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:12,291
as an unconscious
symbol of copulation.

895
00:33:12,325 --> 00:33:14,761
The, uh, head and the
shaft are phallic,

896
00:33:14,795 --> 00:33:16,162
the body feminine.

897
00:33:16,196 --> 00:33:18,464
Maybe our killer was acting
out of sexual confusion.

898
00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:20,599
Or maybe someone just
wanted the guitar. Mm-hmm.

899
00:33:20,634 --> 00:33:21,834
Wouldn't you?

900
00:33:21,869 --> 00:33:23,770
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, look at this.

901
00:33:23,804 --> 00:33:25,872
I got a hit: dealer in DC

902
00:33:25,906 --> 00:33:28,307
got the guitar; said it
was brought in by a woman

903
00:33:28,341 --> 00:33:30,509
with a pierced eyebrow.

904
00:33:32,579 --> 00:33:34,213
Whatever.

905
00:33:34,248 --> 00:33:36,382
Jimi Hendrix choked to
death on his own vomit.

906
00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:39,418
The autopsy was inconsistent,
and Hendrix's manager confessed

907
00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:41,453
to shoving pills and red
wine down his throat,

908
00:33:41,488 --> 00:33:44,223
hoping to cash in on
an insurance policy.

909
00:33:44,258 --> 00:33:45,792
Wow. You really know your
rock and roll deaths.

910
00:33:45,826 --> 00:33:46,859
Oh, hi again.

911
00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:48,027
Yeah, I guess I do.

912
00:33:48,061 --> 00:33:49,461
We need you to come with us.

913
00:33:49,496 --> 00:33:50,496
What for?

914
00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:51,798
We have some unanswered questions

915
00:33:51,832 --> 00:33:53,132
about Kurt Cobain's death.

916
00:33:53,167 --> 00:33:55,334
We thought maybe you could
give us some insight.

917
00:33:55,368 --> 00:33:56,669
Seriously?!

918
00:33:56,703 --> 00:33:58,805
I believe he was being ironic.

919
00:33:58,839 --> 00:34:01,307
But if you do have information
about this Cobain person,

920
00:34:01,341 --> 00:34:03,575
I'm sure the FBI would
appreciate that too.

921
00:34:03,610 --> 00:34:05,544
Thanks, Bones.

922
00:34:08,682 --> 00:34:10,183
Cole is dead.

923
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,500
I thought he was just missing.

924
00:34:12,558 --> 00:34:13,259
That why you thought

925
00:34:13,293 --> 00:34:14,093
you'd get away with selling

926
00:34:14,252 --> 00:34:15,552
his quarter-of-a-million-
dollar guitar?

927
00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:16,687
How much?

928
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:18,555
That dealer totally ripped me off.

929
00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:20,858
Stay on topic, all right? Okay.

930
00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,159
After Dalton's party,

931
00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:24,695
I snuck into Cole's room
and took the guitar.

932
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,231
It was sitting on the
stand all polished.

933
00:34:27,265 --> 00:34:28,599
He usual kept it filthy.

934
00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:30,334
I don't know why he suddenly
gave a crap about it.

935
00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:32,203
How did you get in? I had a key.

936
00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:34,705
We... hooked up

937
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,707
the first night of camp.

938
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,643
You know, after all the
loser musicians I dated,

939
00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:42,179
I thought I finally found
a decent guy, but...

940
00:34:42,214 --> 00:34:43,547
What happened?

941
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:45,949
Cole told me that he was planning

942
00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:47,784
on sleeping with
every woman at camp

943
00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:50,254
as part of his own "rock
and roll fantasy. "

944
00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:52,423
He thanked me

945
00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:54,625
for being such low-hanging fruit.

946
00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:56,793
So you killed him and
you stole his guitar.

947
00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:58,529
He was a poseur.

948
00:34:58,563 --> 00:34:59,863
He didn't deserve that guitar.

949
00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:02,066
Look, I know it was
wrong to take it,

950
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:05,236
but I swear to God,
I didn't kill him.

951
00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:09,940
I believe her.

952
00:35:09,974 --> 00:35:12,609
Me, too. Too bad she's going
to prison for grand theft.

953
00:35:12,644 --> 00:35:13,710
Then who killed Cole?

954
00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:14,912
Well, everything
that you've learned

955
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,947
about the victim, uh, indicates

956
00:35:16,981 --> 00:35:19,316
that he was only interested
in the external signifiers

957
00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:21,218
of the rock and roll
lifestyle, correct?

958
00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:23,620
Yes, the clothes,
the instruments, the groupers.

959
00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:25,056
Groupies, Bones.

960
00:35:25,090 --> 00:35:26,657
Well, groupers would
be more logical.

961
00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:27,758
Male groupers

962
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,460
have harems of multiple females.

963
00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:31,595
If you enter into a social contract

964
00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:34,265
with a marine biologist,
you should know these things.

965
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,999
Yeah, well, a fish
can't play the guitar.

966
00:35:36,034 --> 00:35:37,734
Well, apparently,
neither could Cole.

967
00:35:37,769 --> 00:35:39,070
You don't have to keep
bringing up Catherine.

968
00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:40,771
Well, you're welcome
to bring up Andrew.

969
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,973
I have an opinion on motive,
if anyone's interested.

970
00:35:43,007 --> 00:35:44,308
Right. Okay.

971
00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:45,742
To a true music fan,

972
00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:48,179
the fact that Richard Cole was
playing the ultimate guitar

973
00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:49,513
would be sacrilegious,

974
00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:51,115
profane, even.

975
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,683
And the fact that the killer

976
00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:55,086
put it back in Cole's room,
rather than destroy it,

977
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,154
further demonstrates his
reverence for rock and roll.

978
00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:59,123
So, you're saying that
the music is the motive.

979
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:00,724
I know it's wrong,

980
00:36:00,758 --> 00:36:04,128
but I am liking our killer
better than our victim.

981
00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:08,999
Oh, wow.

982
00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:11,935
This is gorgeous.

983
00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:15,639
I wish my dad was here.

984
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:18,309
No prints other than
those of the dealer.

985
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:22,546
The killer did an
excellent cleaning job.

986
00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:23,947
Take it apart.

987
00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:25,616
See if he missed anything.

988
00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:28,085
Okay, um... I'm not
going to watch that.

989
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,254
I'll do it in the Ookey Room.

990
00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:33,357
Arastoo, little help here?

991
00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:40,731
Will you excuse me?

992
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,202
Dr. Lidner left a
message at the house.

993
00:36:45,237 --> 00:36:47,438
Was there anything
wrong with your tests?

994
00:36:47,472 --> 00:36:48,705
No.

995
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:51,108
He was confirming your
date for Saturday night.

996
00:36:51,143 --> 00:36:52,843
Oh. That.

997
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,512
Yes. I was going to tell you...

998
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,347
You're dating my gynecologist?

999
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,415
It wasn't my fault.
It just happened.

1000
00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:00,217
What?

1001
00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:02,886
Think about what you'd say
if I said that to you.

1002
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,155
I'd ground you.

1003
00:37:04,189 --> 00:37:05,422
I'm... sorry.

1004
00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:07,191
We had lunch. We liked each other.

1005
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,526
That's all.

1006
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,227
And that was wrong.

1007
00:37:10,262 --> 00:37:11,828
Very, very wrong.

1008
00:37:11,863 --> 00:37:13,164
Is that why you sent me to him?

1009
00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:14,365
So you could get a date?

1010
00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:15,599
I know you haven't seen anyone

1011
00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:16,867
since I've been living with you.

1012
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:19,002
No. He's a good doctor. That's all.

1013
00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:20,837
Who just happens to be cute.

1014
00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:23,040
Yes. No. God.

1015
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,075
Why didn't you tell me?
Don't you trust me?

1016
00:37:25,109 --> 00:37:26,710
You have to sneak
around behind my back?

1017
00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:27,944
No. Wait.

1018
00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:29,180
How did we switch roles here?

1019
00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:30,614
I can't go back to him now.

1020
00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:31,982
That would be extremely skeevy.

1021
00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:33,350
We just had lunch. I swear.

1022
00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:35,252
I will never see him again.
I promise.

1023
00:37:35,287 --> 00:37:37,754
Yes, you will. What?

1024
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:40,558
You've been so focused
on being a good mother

1025
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,459
that you've totally
ignored yourself.

1026
00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:44,728
Do you know what kind of
pressure that puts on me?

1027
00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:46,897
No, I... I didn't realize.

1028
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,066
You need a life... for my sake.

1029
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,502
But don't sneak
around behind my back.

1030
00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:54,271
You two seem like a good fit.

1031
00:37:54,306 --> 00:37:55,439
Have a little fun.

1032
00:37:55,473 --> 00:37:56,907
But don't go too fast.

1033
00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:59,076
You're out of practice. Excuse me?

1034
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,777
I thought you believed in honesty.

1035
00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:02,746
Oh... all right.

1036
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,582
I'll go slow.

1037
00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:06,517
Very, very slow.

1038
00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:08,785
And find me a new doctor...
a woman.

1039
00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:10,921
Sure. Right away.

1040
00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:12,923
I've got to get back to school.

1041
00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:14,825
Okay.

1042
00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:16,660
Love you.

1043
00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:18,696
Love you, too.

1044
00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:32,175
What do you have, Dr.
Hodgins? Anything?

1045
00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:33,611
A walk? A single?

1046
00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,212
Don't strike out, please.

1047
00:38:35,247 --> 00:38:36,647
Mr. Vaziri, your obsession

1048
00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:38,849
with sport will no doubt
diminish your mental acuity.

1049
00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:40,217
Oh, on the contrary, Dr. Brennan,

1050
00:38:40,252 --> 00:38:42,319
baseballs a game built on
mathematical certainty,

1051
00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:44,355
the physics of force
and velocity, as well

1052
00:38:44,389 --> 00:38:46,089
as its anthropological
significance as being one

1053
00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:48,325
of the unifying cultural
traditions for Americans. Hmm.

1054
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,661
Intellectually, it's quite
stimulating, and, uh,

1055
00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:52,663
I like swinging a bat.

1056
00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:53,964
Okay, this fret is cracked.

1057
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:54,998
What, from impact?

1058
00:38:55,032 --> 00:38:56,166
No, no.

1059
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,802
The cracks are tiny.

1060
00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:00,137
Yeah, you know,

1061
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,740
every fret in the lower
register is cracked.

1062
00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:03,807
The guitar is old.

1063
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:04,908
Yeah, but that doesn't matter.

1064
00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:06,243
This is from chlorine.

1065
00:39:06,278 --> 00:39:07,678
See, the frets are
made out of nickel,

1066
00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:10,381
and nickel reacts like this
when exposed to chlorine.

1067
00:39:10,415 --> 00:39:12,516
There's a rooftop
pool at the hotel.

1068
00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:13,850
If Cole was,

1069
00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:16,687
the killer might have cleaned
the guitar with pure chlorine.

1070
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:18,555
That's why it was so
clean when Bebe stole it.

1071
00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:20,524
Well, the strings are made out
of nickel, too, aren't they?

1072
00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:22,760
Yeah, but they're brand-new.

1073
00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:24,762
I mean, there's no cracking.

1074
00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,497
The killer must have
known he couldn't get

1075
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:27,998
all the blood off,
so he didn't even try.

1076
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,733
Well, if the killer
restrung the guitar,

1077
00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,902
then maybe he left
us a little present.

1078
00:39:31,936 --> 00:39:33,404
Bingo.

1079
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,874
Is that a hair?

1080
00:39:39,311 --> 00:39:40,611
Yes.

1081
00:39:40,645 --> 00:39:42,245
Yes, it is.

1082
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,781
Purple.

1083
00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:45,349
I think I know whose that is.

1084
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,185
Someone who would kill
to play with Erik Dalton.

1085
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,220
I believe we would
call this a home run.

1086
00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:02,533
Guess what, uh, kind of
pick Bebe said Gino uses.

1087
00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:04,568
Woolly mammoth?

1088
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,582
Yeah, rock and roll!

1089
00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:49,045
Whoo!

1090
00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:52,549
Come on! I love it!

1091
00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:54,050
Yeah! Whoo!

1092
00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:55,819
Whoo!

1093
00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:58,154
Whoo!

1094
00:40:58,189 --> 00:40:59,523
I couldn't let that
poser play with it.

1095
00:40:59,557 --> 00:41:00,691
Go ahead, man.

1096
00:41:00,725 --> 00:41:02,092
It was worth it.

1097
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,494
I'm sure it was. Whoo!

1098
00:41:03,528 --> 00:41:04,828
Come on.

1099
00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:06,830
The Feds busted Gino, man.

1100
00:41:06,865 --> 00:41:08,198
What's up, Gino?

1101
00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:16,673
<i>You know, our killer plays</i>

1102
00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:17,741
a mean guitar.

1103
00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:19,175
I'm sure that they have, you know,

1104
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:20,411
a band in prison for him.

1105
00:41:20,445 --> 00:41:21,545
You're a very good singer.

1106
00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:22,746
Thank you, Bones.

1107
00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:24,014
And you... you play the guitar

1108
00:41:24,048 --> 00:41:25,616
in a very interesting fashion.

1109
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:26,950
I know. Yeah.

1110
00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:28,018
Does Catherine play?

1111
00:41:28,052 --> 00:41:29,586
I don't know.

1112
00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:31,488
Only been out with
her twice, Bones.

1113
00:41:31,523 --> 00:41:35,225
Last night, Andrew gave me
a CD with music he likes.

1114
00:41:35,259 --> 00:41:36,860
Mix-tape. Huh.

1115
00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:38,495
Talk about a social contract.

1116
00:41:38,530 --> 00:41:40,330
That's what I surmised.

1117
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,636
Our partnership is
still important to me.

1118
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,339
You know that, right?

1119
00:41:49,373 --> 00:41:51,542
Sure.

1120
00:41:51,576 --> 00:41:53,143
Yeah.

1121
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,778
You die for your partner.

1122
00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:56,580
That's the way I look at it.

1123
00:42:02,587 --> 00:42:04,354
I liked Andrew's taste in music

1124
00:42:04,388 --> 00:42:06,389
except for a band
called Led Zeppelin.

1125
00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:08,859
"Except for a band
called Led Zeppelin"?

1126
00:42:08,893 --> 00:42:09,993
Yes.

1127
00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:11,628
What? You kidding me?
Led Zeppelin is, like,

1128
00:42:11,663 --> 00:42:13,029
the best rock and roll band ever.

1129
00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:15,265
I mean, they had a reunion
tour in '07 in London.

1130
00:42:15,299 --> 00:42:16,667
I would have killed
for those tickets.

1131
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:18,234
Really? My publisher
offered me tickets,

1132
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:19,436
but when I heard "Zeppelin,"

1133
00:42:19,471 --> 00:42:21,505
I thought it was for
some sort of air show.

1134
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,540
Air show? You turned
down what probably

1135
00:42:23,575 --> 00:42:26,443
was the last concert that
Zeppelin would ever play?

1136
00:42:26,478 --> 00:42:28,479
Are you going to kill me?
You're unbelievable!

1137
00:42:28,513 --> 00:42:30,280
Well, it's just a band, Booth.

1138
00:42:30,314 --> 00:42:33,016
It's not just a band,
okay? This is Led Zeppelin.

1139
00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:34,417
You know what? I am your partner.

1140
00:42:34,452 --> 00:42:37,153
You offer your partner
those kind of things.

1141
00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:39,556
I didn't know that.
Offer your partner the tickets.

1142
00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:43,193
What's that mean?

1143
00:42:43,203 --> 00:42:48,103
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