1 00:00:03,381 --> 00:00:05,687 No, Daddy, I can't. Don't make me. 2 00:00:05,825 --> 00:00:06,497 Sweetie... 3 00:00:06,498 --> 00:00:08,916 there's no monster in the toilet. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,919 I promise you, Princess, okay? 5 00:00:12,003 --> 00:00:13,921 I poop by myself. 6 00:00:14,005 --> 00:00:17,591 And Mommy poops by herself, right? 7 00:00:17,675 --> 00:00:19,376 You can, too. Look at you. 8 00:00:19,427 --> 00:00:21,061 You are a big girl now. 9 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,279 But I'm scared. 10 00:00:22,347 --> 00:00:23,764 That's okay, sweetie. 11 00:00:23,848 --> 00:00:26,016 That's okay. We're all scared sometimes. 12 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:29,052 But that's why you get to have as much ice cream as you want. 13 00:00:30,021 --> 00:00:30,938 And... 14 00:00:31,022 --> 00:00:32,439 a cat. 15 00:00:32,524 --> 00:00:34,608 Okay? 16 00:00:34,692 --> 00:00:36,276 Okay. 17 00:00:36,361 --> 00:00:37,561 Go ahead, sweetie. 18 00:00:37,612 --> 00:00:40,581 Daddy's going to stay right here, Princess. 19 00:00:41,866 --> 00:00:45,853 That's a good girl. A good, brave girl. 20 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,755 Everything's gonna be just fine, I promise. 21 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,924 I want a brown cat 22 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,676 and a turtle! 23 00:00:56,047 --> 00:00:57,047 What's the matter? 24 00:01:08,393 --> 00:01:12,312 You'll receive excellent care at St. George's. 25 00:01:12,397 --> 00:01:15,899 Our maternity facilities are number one in all categories. 26 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:17,901 Including the incidence of staph infection. 27 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:19,903 No, this is a great hospital, okay? 28 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:22,840 They've got great doctors, plus they have the best 29 00:01:22,907 --> 00:01:24,774 lactation specialist in the world. 30 00:01:24,826 --> 00:01:26,610 She's so good, I bet she could teach me how to lactate. 31 00:01:26,661 --> 00:01:28,045 Okay, you have made your preference 32 00:01:28,112 --> 00:01:29,946 for our baby being born in a Catholic hospital 33 00:01:29,998 --> 00:01:32,282 very clear. Catholic has nothing to do with it, 34 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:33,917 okay? It's just, it's an outstanding hospital, right? 35 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:36,786 Mm-hmm. I want a home birth, where I can control things. 36 00:01:36,838 --> 00:01:38,286 A lot safer in the hospital, Bones, come on. 37 00:01:38,311 --> 00:01:38,922 No. 38 00:01:38,923 --> 00:01:41,475 On the contrary, hospitals are breeding grounds for 39 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:42,809 antibiotic-resistant super germs 40 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,678 leading to a high incidence of E. coli 41 00:01:44,762 --> 00:01:46,180 and staphylococcus infections. 42 00:01:46,264 --> 00:01:47,848 - I'm sorry, is that true? - No! No. 43 00:01:47,932 --> 00:01:49,149 No. 44 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:52,436 Based on the spatter patterns and viscosity, 45 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,271 I see indications of blood, 46 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,607 blood, cerebrospinal fluid, 47 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:57,974 amniotic fluid, 48 00:01:58,026 --> 00:02:00,310 blood, more blood... 49 00:02:00,361 --> 00:02:01,662 Is there a problem back there? 50 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,481 Don't touch anything. 51 00:02:04,532 --> 00:02:05,499 Brennan. Put the light away. 52 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:07,334 Oh. Cam just found an eyeball in a toilet. 53 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:09,169 Oh. - I didn't check the toilets. 54 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:10,370 Let's-let's get out of here. 55 00:02:11,706 --> 00:02:14,157 Great tour. Great hospital. 56 00:02:14,209 --> 00:02:15,842 We'll be in touch, all right? I'll get that, uh, 57 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,761 lactation specialist's number from you, all right? 58 00:02:17,828 --> 00:02:18,995 Don't need that. Right? 59 00:02:19,047 --> 00:02:20,547 I'm lactating right now. This is a great spot. 60 00:02:20,632 --> 00:02:21,932 There are no signs of anyone 61 00:02:21,999 --> 00:02:24,218 being killed or dismembered in the house. 62 00:02:24,302 --> 00:02:26,520 Which means the remains must have come up through the pipe. 63 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:28,689 Wow! Okay, the rest of the body's probably 64 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,357 blocking the lines. This kid is going to have 65 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:32,693 some serious issues with toilet training, huh? 66 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:35,512 Okay, I have a sphenoid, 67 00:02:35,563 --> 00:02:38,482 and what looks like several fragments of the maxilla. 68 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,483 Oh. 69 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,184 You're good. I'm still trying 70 00:02:41,236 --> 00:02:43,520 to get a hold of this eyeball. 71 00:02:43,571 --> 00:02:44,955 Hey, how did the, uh, hospital tour go? 72 00:02:45,022 --> 00:02:46,189 - May I? - Booth liked it. 73 00:02:46,241 --> 00:02:47,891 But he seems very comfortable 74 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:49,243 around germs. 75 00:02:49,327 --> 00:02:50,911 Yeah. Boys are like that. 76 00:02:50,995 --> 00:02:52,862 It was a great hospital. Shiny machines, 77 00:02:52,914 --> 00:02:54,081 masks all over the place. 78 00:02:54,165 --> 00:02:56,032 Exactly what you need 79 00:02:56,084 --> 00:02:57,701 when you're about to have a baby, right, Bones? 80 00:02:57,752 --> 00:02:59,136 I'll need more bones 81 00:02:59,203 --> 00:03:01,004 if we're going to learn anything about this victim. 82 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:04,374 Oh, local cops say roots clogged up the sewer lines, 83 00:03:04,425 --> 00:03:06,876 and stuff is backing up all over the neighborhood. 84 00:03:06,928 --> 00:03:09,863 The question is, how did the vic wind up in so many pieces? 85 00:03:09,931 --> 00:03:11,315 Well, the deceased could have 86 00:03:11,382 --> 00:03:14,167 become trapped in the sewer, and then decomposed, 87 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:16,069 which I have never seen, but I'd certainly like to. 88 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,238 I could write a paper and-and cite you. 89 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,023 - That's okay, Bones. - Maybe the victim 90 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:21,458 was flushed down more than one toilet. 91 00:03:21,526 --> 00:03:23,427 Another fascinating prospect. 92 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:25,112 Okay. Sorry I asked. 93 00:03:25,196 --> 00:03:26,747 Animals could have eaten the tendons 94 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:29,806 and the cartilage, causing him to break apart into multiple pieces. 95 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:31,381 Bones, you don't have to get so excited, okay? 96 00:03:31,402 --> 00:03:32,536 This-this is not a game. 97 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,087 Yes. Yes! A winner. 98 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,088 Oh... 99 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:37,374 Ha-ha! Whew. Good one. 100 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:38,908 Whoo! 101 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,427 Oof. Sorry. 102 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:42,462 There we go. 103 00:03:44,310 --> 00:03:48,310 ♪ Bones 7x07 ♪ The Prisoner in the Pipe Original Air Date on April 2, 2012 104 00:03:48,335 --> 00:03:52,335 ♪ Main Title Theme ♪ The Crystal Method == sync, corrected by elderman == 105 00:03:52,360 --> 00:04:14,473 ♪ 106 00:04:19,161 --> 00:04:22,597 These are from the species ailanthus altissima. 107 00:04:22,664 --> 00:04:25,616 It originated in China, where it's called tree of heaven, 108 00:04:25,684 --> 00:04:27,835 and we find it clogging a sewer pipe. 109 00:04:27,886 --> 00:04:29,554 There's a joke in there somewhere, 110 00:04:29,638 --> 00:04:31,172 if anyone wants to knock it loose. 111 00:04:31,223 --> 00:04:32,557 Thanks. I'll pass. 112 00:04:32,624 --> 00:04:34,959 I see the irony, I-I don't see the joke. 113 00:04:35,027 --> 00:04:36,811 But this stage in my pregnancy, 114 00:04:36,862 --> 00:04:39,847 my IQ could be eight to ten points lower than normal. 115 00:04:39,898 --> 00:04:42,116 Which is why we all need to pitch in and help out 116 00:04:42,184 --> 00:04:43,451 every way we can. 117 00:04:43,518 --> 00:04:45,353 I'm becoming a certified doula. 118 00:04:48,374 --> 00:04:51,142 You aren't getting anywhere near my cervix, Ms. Wick. 119 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:52,627 Just saying. 120 00:04:52,694 --> 00:04:53,911 Should you find yourself in need, 121 00:04:53,996 --> 00:04:55,146 I could stop at the perineum. 122 00:04:55,214 --> 00:04:56,731 What I need to know 123 00:04:56,799 --> 00:04:58,833 is what progress you've made with the bones. 124 00:04:58,884 --> 00:05:01,336 We only have fragments, so it's difficult 125 00:05:01,387 --> 00:05:02,536 to determine much. 126 00:05:02,588 --> 00:05:03,704 But since there's no 127 00:05:03,756 --> 00:05:06,207 duplication of elements, the remains originate 128 00:05:06,258 --> 00:05:07,541 from one victim. 129 00:05:07,593 --> 00:05:11,346 And I have found enough bones that form the maxillary sinus 130 00:05:11,397 --> 00:05:12,847 to indicate the victim is male. 131 00:05:12,898 --> 00:05:14,048 A man, in pieces, 132 00:05:14,116 --> 00:05:15,216 in a sewer. 133 00:05:15,267 --> 00:05:16,984 Well, at least we're getting somewhere. 134 00:05:17,052 --> 00:05:18,236 Would the lady care for some tendon? 135 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,189 Why, thank you, sir. My favorite cut. 136 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,941 Run your headlamp over the table again. 137 00:05:28,947 --> 00:05:30,098 He has a lens implant. 138 00:05:30,165 --> 00:05:31,866 Oh... 139 00:05:43,762 --> 00:05:45,413 Okay... 140 00:05:50,969 --> 00:05:53,187 And it has a serial number. 141 00:05:53,255 --> 00:05:55,423 We can ID our victim. 142 00:05:55,474 --> 00:05:57,075 Nice, Dr. Brennan. 143 00:06:02,564 --> 00:06:03,831 Hey. I'll have a couple black. 144 00:06:03,899 --> 00:06:05,700 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, whoa. What is that thing? 145 00:06:05,767 --> 00:06:07,902 We're trying to rub out Mocha Joe's down the street. 146 00:06:07,953 --> 00:06:10,571 Ooh. What can you tell me about the, uh, spice-a-chino? 147 00:06:10,622 --> 00:06:12,940 It's like a cappuccino, but with four different spices? 148 00:06:12,991 --> 00:06:14,158 Sweets, just get on with this, okay, 149 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:15,793 so I don't have to look at that thing. 150 00:06:15,878 --> 00:06:17,068 What do you have against the cappuccino machine? 151 00:06:17,093 --> 00:06:18,212 This is a diner. 152 00:06:18,213 --> 00:06:21,115 I come here because there is no cappuccino machine. 153 00:06:21,183 --> 00:06:23,217 You understand? Some things, they need to be sacred. 154 00:06:23,285 --> 00:06:24,952 Right? Preserved. 155 00:06:25,003 --> 00:06:27,004 All right? In this country, there is a line between 156 00:06:27,089 --> 00:06:29,290 coffee and foamy crap. 157 00:06:29,341 --> 00:06:30,308 And when that line gets blurred, 158 00:06:30,392 --> 00:06:31,926 people, they just become animals. 159 00:06:31,977 --> 00:06:34,095 - You okay? - No! No, I'm not okay. 160 00:06:34,146 --> 00:06:36,564 I'm not dunking my donut into some cappuccino. 161 00:06:36,631 --> 00:06:37,982 That's not why I joined the Army. 162 00:06:38,066 --> 00:06:39,484 I didn't join the Army for that, you know? 163 00:06:39,568 --> 00:06:40,585 We'll take two regular coffees, please. Thanks. 164 00:06:40,652 --> 00:06:42,303 Two black. 165 00:06:42,354 --> 00:06:43,488 Let's sit. What? 166 00:06:43,572 --> 00:06:44,805 Let's sit down. 167 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:48,609 Uh... 168 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:50,328 Gotta be honest: 169 00:06:50,412 --> 00:06:54,565 tiny issue... somewhat... somewhat oversized reaction. 170 00:06:54,633 --> 00:06:55,750 What's going on? 171 00:06:57,319 --> 00:06:59,253 Okay. I, uh... 172 00:06:59,321 --> 00:07:00,821 Okay. 173 00:07:00,873 --> 00:07:02,089 Okay. 174 00:07:02,157 --> 00:07:04,091 Mm-hmm. 175 00:07:04,159 --> 00:07:06,160 I need to ask you for some help. 176 00:07:06,211 --> 00:07:07,845 Here you go, boys. 177 00:07:07,930 --> 00:07:09,514 Look at that! 178 00:07:09,598 --> 00:07:11,182 Black coffee. Um... 179 00:07:11,266 --> 00:07:13,634 Bones, she wants to have the baby at home, 180 00:07:13,685 --> 00:07:16,170 and I want to have the baby at the hospital, and, you know... 181 00:07:16,221 --> 00:07:17,671 Have you discussed this with her? 182 00:07:17,723 --> 00:07:19,474 Oh, she's dug her heels in. Come on, you know Bones. 183 00:07:19,525 --> 00:07:20,641 What do you want me to do? 184 00:07:20,692 --> 00:07:22,026 I mean, if she's not going to listen to you, 185 00:07:22,110 --> 00:07:23,478 she's not going to listen to me. 186 00:07:23,529 --> 00:07:25,863 Okay, look, I'm thinking that maybe you have some of that, 187 00:07:25,948 --> 00:07:28,950 you know, heavy-duty, "in case of emergency" 188 00:07:29,017 --> 00:07:30,535 shrinky stuff that you could throw at her? 189 00:07:30,619 --> 00:07:31,736 You know, that... Look. 190 00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:33,387 I'm desperate. I'm desperate. 191 00:07:33,455 --> 00:07:36,908 Yeah. I'm not... see, I'm not really supposed to, um... 192 00:07:36,992 --> 00:07:40,745 take sides, when it comes to co-workers and personal issues. 193 00:07:40,829 --> 00:07:42,713 No, no, no. It's not coming from 194 00:07:42,798 --> 00:07:44,365 a co-worker place, here. 195 00:07:44,416 --> 00:07:46,334 Look, it's, uh... I'm asking you as a friend. 196 00:07:46,385 --> 00:07:48,386 Oh. 197 00:07:49,638 --> 00:07:51,222 I'm touched. 198 00:07:51,306 --> 00:07:54,058 It's nice to hear you acknowledge me as a friend. 199 00:07:54,142 --> 00:07:55,476 So you'll do it? 200 00:07:55,544 --> 00:07:57,478 That's what friends do. 201 00:07:57,546 --> 00:07:59,747 All right. 202 00:07:59,815 --> 00:08:02,767 We should... we should do more stuff together, right? 203 00:08:02,851 --> 00:08:04,352 I mean, we don't... We don't ever... 204 00:08:04,403 --> 00:08:06,487 Let's grab a beer sometime, for the heck of it. 205 00:08:06,555 --> 00:08:08,756 - Watch soccer. - Soccer? 206 00:08:08,824 --> 00:08:09,907 Why not? 207 00:08:09,992 --> 00:08:11,526 Baby steps. Okay. 208 00:08:11,577 --> 00:08:14,362 Okay? First, let's deal with the hospital thing. 209 00:08:14,413 --> 00:08:15,729 Yeah! Okay? Yeah? 210 00:08:15,781 --> 00:08:17,248 Yeah! Hey? Friend? 211 00:08:17,332 --> 00:08:19,367 - Yeah. - All right. Booth. 212 00:08:19,418 --> 00:08:22,570 So I cross-checked the serial number on the lens implant 213 00:08:22,621 --> 00:08:26,123 against the manufacturer's database, and a name came up. 214 00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:27,875 Rob Lazebnik. 215 00:08:27,926 --> 00:08:29,377 Lazebnik? 216 00:08:29,428 --> 00:08:30,461 That name sounds familiar. 217 00:08:30,546 --> 00:08:32,547 Did you, uh, run it through the NCIC? 218 00:08:32,598 --> 00:08:34,682 Yep. Lazebnik was a fugitive. 219 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:37,885 He escaped from the federal penitentiary at Jamestown 220 00:08:37,953 --> 00:08:39,921 four weeks ago. 221 00:08:39,988 --> 00:08:42,723 Well, it looks like he was better off behind bars. 222 00:08:44,726 --> 00:08:45,893 So someone 223 00:08:45,944 --> 00:08:47,061 killed my husband. 224 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:48,596 No surprise there. 225 00:08:48,647 --> 00:08:51,232 He was ripping off his clients; it was a Ponzi scheme. 226 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,517 - Like with Bernie Madoff. - If only. 227 00:08:53,585 --> 00:08:55,570 Madoff's wife ended up with something to live on. 228 00:08:55,621 --> 00:08:57,238 Rob? 229 00:08:57,289 --> 00:08:59,407 Burned through everything he ever had. 230 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:01,075 Must have been fun while it lasted. 231 00:09:01,143 --> 00:09:02,326 Oh. Yeah. 232 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:03,494 For him. 233 00:09:03,579 --> 00:09:04,996 He got to act like a high roller. 234 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,780 He blew it all at casinos, buying fancy yachts... 235 00:09:06,832 --> 00:09:08,215 oh, and there were plenty of hookers. 236 00:09:08,283 --> 00:09:10,117 There wasn't a dime left for me. 237 00:09:10,168 --> 00:09:11,952 Right. So who did your husband try to contact 238 00:09:12,004 --> 00:09:13,954 after he escaped from prison? For help? 239 00:09:14,006 --> 00:09:15,339 Nobody. 240 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:16,891 Robbie burned every bridge he had. 241 00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:18,843 Which means that leaves you. Did he try and contact you? 242 00:09:18,927 --> 00:09:20,094 Not a chance. 243 00:09:20,145 --> 00:09:22,763 I told that son of a bitch I would slit his throat 244 00:09:22,814 --> 00:09:24,632 if he ever tried to talk to me again. 245 00:09:24,683 --> 00:09:26,434 Really? 246 00:09:27,519 --> 00:09:29,654 It's a figure of speech. Right. 247 00:09:29,738 --> 00:09:31,973 Probably best if you don't leave town during this investigation. 248 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:33,691 Don't worry. 249 00:09:33,775 --> 00:09:36,494 Can't afford to. 250 00:09:36,578 --> 00:09:38,679 Almost all of 251 00:09:38,747 --> 00:09:40,948 the bones appear to have been fractured post-mortem. 252 00:09:40,999 --> 00:09:43,317 Yeah. They were probably broken up 253 00:09:43,368 --> 00:09:44,869 so they could fit down the drain. 254 00:09:44,953 --> 00:09:47,988 Booth is pressuring me to have the baby in a hospital. 255 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,540 Well, that's not his decision. 256 00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:51,158 Booth says that he's worried about complications, 257 00:09:51,226 --> 00:09:52,159 but I'm healthy, 258 00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:53,878 and I don't mean to be boastful, 259 00:09:53,962 --> 00:09:57,348 but my mucosal plug is superb. 260 00:09:57,432 --> 00:09:59,550 All right. Girl's got good plug. 261 00:09:59,635 --> 00:10:01,385 And now we all know. 262 00:10:02,938 --> 00:10:04,338 I ran a tox screen 263 00:10:04,389 --> 00:10:06,107 on the ocular fluid, and it came back negative, 264 00:10:06,174 --> 00:10:08,175 which eliminates poison as cause of death. 265 00:10:08,226 --> 00:10:10,678 You have anything? There's a fragment of 266 00:10:10,746 --> 00:10:13,047 the right ninth rib with striations 267 00:10:13,115 --> 00:10:14,565 that are consistent with a stab wound. 268 00:10:14,633 --> 00:10:17,702 But there's so little evidence, it would be irresponsible for me 269 00:10:17,769 --> 00:10:18,836 to form a conclusion at this point. 270 00:10:18,904 --> 00:10:20,354 Come on. 271 00:10:20,405 --> 00:10:21,789 Just this once. 272 00:10:21,856 --> 00:10:24,375 - No. - You can do it. 273 00:10:24,459 --> 00:10:25,876 Just say "it's a stabbing." 274 00:10:25,961 --> 00:10:28,879 - I can't. - We'll think you're cool if you do. 275 00:10:28,964 --> 00:10:31,832 Well, I want to be cool. 276 00:10:34,052 --> 00:10:35,670 But I can't. 277 00:10:37,639 --> 00:10:39,707 It's okay, honey. We still love you just the same. 278 00:10:46,431 --> 00:10:48,432 It's adorable! 279 00:10:49,718 --> 00:10:51,385 What else can you make it do? 280 00:10:51,436 --> 00:10:52,687 Okay, this is not a toy. 281 00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:55,272 Who am I kidding? It's the coolest toy ever. 282 00:10:55,357 --> 00:10:56,991 It's a Sewerbot. 283 00:10:57,058 --> 00:10:58,576 Right now, its identical twin 284 00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:00,778 is about to crawl into the sewer pipes 285 00:11:00,862 --> 00:11:02,896 by the house with the magic toilet. 286 00:11:02,948 --> 00:11:04,231 Now, your job 287 00:11:04,282 --> 00:11:06,617 is to stare at muck. 288 00:11:06,702 --> 00:11:09,704 Give a shout if you see anything that could be evidence. 289 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:16,210 Mm, nothing here. 290 00:11:16,278 --> 00:11:17,912 Nothing yet. 291 00:11:17,979 --> 00:11:19,913 Nothing now. 292 00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:21,248 Nope. 293 00:11:21,299 --> 00:11:23,050 Still nothing. 294 00:11:23,118 --> 00:11:25,119 Nothing there. 295 00:11:25,187 --> 00:11:27,138 Nada. Nothing... 296 00:11:27,222 --> 00:11:28,406 Is that really necessary? 297 00:11:28,473 --> 00:11:30,357 I thought... 298 00:11:30,425 --> 00:11:32,560 You're right. 299 00:11:34,262 --> 00:11:37,231 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 300 00:11:37,282 --> 00:11:38,949 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 301 00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:40,334 Do you think 302 00:11:40,402 --> 00:11:42,453 I overstepped my bounds by becoming a doula? 303 00:11:42,537 --> 00:11:44,488 - Yes. - No, really. 304 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:45,623 Yes, really. 305 00:11:45,707 --> 00:11:48,075 But it was so nice of me. 306 00:11:48,126 --> 00:11:49,293 It's more creepy than nice. 307 00:11:49,377 --> 00:11:50,661 You're joking. 308 00:11:50,746 --> 00:11:51,662 Wish I was. 309 00:11:51,747 --> 00:11:52,780 Oh, God. 310 00:11:52,831 --> 00:11:54,048 Okay, yes, I'm sorry. 311 00:11:54,115 --> 00:11:56,100 I was joking. No. 312 00:11:56,168 --> 00:11:57,451 I found a partial scapula. 313 00:11:57,502 --> 00:11:58,836 You said shout. 314 00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:07,595 We have a lot of work today. 315 00:12:07,646 --> 00:12:09,647 I don't understand why we have to spend any of it with Sweets. 316 00:12:09,731 --> 00:12:11,465 Bureau procedure. You know how it is. 317 00:12:11,516 --> 00:12:12,633 Right, Sweets? 318 00:12:12,684 --> 00:12:13,651 Yeah, yeah. 319 00:12:13,735 --> 00:12:14,902 So I need to, uh... 320 00:12:14,969 --> 00:12:16,437 I need to do a partner assessment 321 00:12:16,488 --> 00:12:19,273 to see how you function, so Agent Booth 322 00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:21,275 can be paired with the proper person while you're on leave. 323 00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:22,693 I've never heard of such an assessment. 324 00:12:22,778 --> 00:12:23,694 Oh, it's new. 325 00:12:23,779 --> 00:12:26,363 You know how the bureau is. 326 00:12:26,448 --> 00:12:28,199 Fine. 327 00:12:28,283 --> 00:12:29,283 Then assess me. 328 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:30,651 Hurry it along here, Sweets. 329 00:12:30,702 --> 00:12:32,036 Okay. 330 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,587 Uh, first question. 331 00:12:33,655 --> 00:12:36,990 Would you describe yourself as overly cautious, 332 00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:38,826 appropriately cautious 333 00:12:38,877 --> 00:12:40,678 or a risk taker? 334 00:12:40,762 --> 00:12:42,596 Appropriately cautious. 335 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:44,799 Okay. 336 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:47,017 Do you tend to make decisions 337 00:12:47,102 --> 00:12:50,971 based on gut instinct or on expertly compiled data? 338 00:12:51,022 --> 00:12:52,189 The latter. 339 00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:56,477 All right. 340 00:12:56,528 --> 00:12:57,895 Question three. 341 00:12:57,979 --> 00:13:00,981 How would it affect your decision-making process 342 00:13:01,032 --> 00:13:02,199 if, uh... 343 00:13:02,284 --> 00:13:05,119 expertly compiled data 344 00:13:05,186 --> 00:13:07,488 proved something, uh, conclusively 345 00:13:07,539 --> 00:13:09,490 despite your belief system? 346 00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:11,242 I'd have to have an example. 347 00:13:11,326 --> 00:13:12,910 An example. 348 00:13:12,994 --> 00:13:14,595 Um, I don't know-- uh, I don't know 349 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:15,913 where, uh... 350 00:13:15,997 --> 00:13:18,132 Say, the safest place to give birth 351 00:13:18,199 --> 00:13:20,200 is in a well-respected hospital or... 352 00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:23,337 Why you looking at me like that? 353 00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:24,922 You are using this partner assessment 354 00:13:25,006 --> 00:13:27,374 to influence me on a personal matter. 355 00:13:27,425 --> 00:13:29,593 That is extremely unethical. Wait. 356 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,095 Assuming that psychologists have ethics. 357 00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:32,930 - I don't know. - Uh, okay. 358 00:13:33,014 --> 00:13:35,566 Uh, Dr. Brennan, perhaps the... the emotions 359 00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:36,767 that you're experiencing during pregnancy 360 00:13:36,852 --> 00:13:39,386 are affecting what... what should be 361 00:13:39,437 --> 00:13:41,188 a carefully reasoned decision. 362 00:13:41,239 --> 00:13:42,690 I mean, for your sake and the baby's, 363 00:13:42,741 --> 00:13:44,325 the safest place to give birth is a hospital. 364 00:13:44,392 --> 00:13:45,442 No, that's not true. 365 00:13:45,527 --> 00:13:47,745 Are you the one who has to undergo 366 00:13:47,829 --> 00:13:50,080 wave after wave of mind-searing pain 367 00:13:50,165 --> 00:13:52,232 that only ends after a writhing, 368 00:13:52,284 --> 00:13:55,736 screaming object the size of a... a... 369 00:13:55,787 --> 00:13:59,356 a jack-o-lantern pushes its way through your vagina? 370 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:01,041 No. 371 00:14:01,092 --> 00:14:02,760 I thought you'd use the word "watermelon." 372 00:14:02,844 --> 00:14:03,794 I couldn't think of the word. 373 00:14:03,879 --> 00:14:05,179 When you give birth to a baby, 374 00:14:05,246 --> 00:14:06,847 you can make the decisions. 375 00:14:06,915 --> 00:14:08,015 Right now, I don't want to hear 376 00:14:08,082 --> 00:14:09,082 any more about this from you. Understood? 377 00:14:09,134 --> 00:14:10,517 Yes, ma'am. 378 00:14:10,585 --> 00:14:11,719 We should go. Yeah. 379 00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:13,637 You two should be ashamed of yourselves. 380 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:14,972 Nice going. 381 00:14:15,056 --> 00:14:16,941 Oh... okay, okay, it wasn't my finest moment, 382 00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:18,759 but we'll get through this together. 383 00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:20,694 If anything, it'll make our friendship stronger. 384 00:14:20,762 --> 00:14:22,313 No soccer. 385 00:14:22,397 --> 00:14:23,781 Don't say that. 386 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,771 This looks like part of his tibia. 387 00:14:30,822 --> 00:14:31,956 And some teeth! 388 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,941 Yeah, well, enjoy it, 'cause it's our last. 389 00:14:33,992 --> 00:14:36,577 The Sewerbot's reached the end of the line. 390 00:14:37,779 --> 00:14:40,414 Why would there be bars in a sewer? 391 00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:42,416 I don't know. 392 00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:48,138 Because the sewer line ends 393 00:14:48,223 --> 00:14:49,556 at Jamestown Federal Prison. 394 00:14:49,624 --> 00:14:50,724 Wait... wait a minute. 395 00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,059 This guy never escaped. 396 00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:54,311 He was killed in prison, 397 00:14:54,396 --> 00:14:57,097 and then dumped in the sewer. 398 00:15:03,389 --> 00:15:05,623 Jamestown's a hard-core lockup. 399 00:15:05,626 --> 00:15:07,594 All right, so just stay close to me. 400 00:15:07,661 --> 00:15:09,095 No eye contact, and I want you 401 00:15:09,163 --> 00:15:11,181 to keep an arm's length from the bars. 402 00:15:11,265 --> 00:15:12,332 Prisoners won't hurt a child. 403 00:15:12,383 --> 00:15:13,433 It's one of their strongest taboos. 404 00:15:13,501 --> 00:15:14,718 And since I am obviously 405 00:15:14,802 --> 00:15:16,303 just a few weeks from delivery, 406 00:15:16,354 --> 00:15:19,439 I feel quite confident I will be safe. 407 00:15:19,507 --> 00:15:21,391 Okay, work with me on this, okay, Bones? 408 00:15:21,476 --> 00:15:23,059 You have to learn how to compromise. 409 00:15:23,144 --> 00:15:25,228 I can compromise. 410 00:15:25,313 --> 00:15:27,948 I'm willing to let you have our daughter baptized. 411 00:15:28,015 --> 00:15:29,199 Really? 412 00:15:29,283 --> 00:15:30,534 Mm-hmm. 413 00:15:30,618 --> 00:15:32,452 Children need mythology. 414 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,621 It helps them make sense of the world. 415 00:15:34,688 --> 00:15:36,623 My religion is not a myth. 416 00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:37,991 I'm an author, Booth. 417 00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:39,292 I understand how narrative works, 418 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,577 and so does your Bible. 419 00:15:40,661 --> 00:15:43,196 A pregnant woman is about to give birth. 420 00:15:43,247 --> 00:15:45,549 She finds an inn, but they won't let her stay there, 421 00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:48,084 so she is forced to give birth in a barn. 422 00:15:48,169 --> 00:15:49,336 Whoever wrote that really knew 423 00:15:49,387 --> 00:15:50,587 how to manipulate an audience. 424 00:15:50,671 --> 00:15:51,721 Well, it happened. 425 00:15:51,806 --> 00:15:53,056 Fine. 426 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:54,307 You can baptize our daughter, 427 00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:56,560 and I will make sure that she is born at home. 428 00:15:56,644 --> 00:15:58,011 Perfect compromise. 429 00:16:06,904 --> 00:16:09,239 Anything new, Miss Wick? 430 00:16:09,323 --> 00:16:11,274 We have so many pieces of bone, 431 00:16:11,359 --> 00:16:14,227 and I haven't found any evidence of kerf marks. 432 00:16:14,278 --> 00:16:16,763 So, he wasn't cut up with a knife or a saw. 433 00:16:16,831 --> 00:16:18,114 Absolutely not. 434 00:16:18,182 --> 00:16:19,366 His bones are fractured. 435 00:16:21,702 --> 00:16:23,737 - Do you smell roses? - Yes. 436 00:16:23,804 --> 00:16:24,788 Rose water. 437 00:16:24,872 --> 00:16:26,006 It's a uterine relaxant. 438 00:16:26,073 --> 00:16:27,807 I learned about it in doula class. 439 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,427 Uh, it's inert, so it won't compromise the bones. 440 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,312 You put rose water on the bones? 441 00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:34,681 Yep, so when Dr. Brennan's working, 442 00:16:34,748 --> 00:16:37,434 she will also be relaxing uterinely. 443 00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,135 And the bones needed a little freshening up 444 00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:41,104 after four weeks in the sewer. 445 00:16:41,188 --> 00:16:43,440 Who-who wouldn't? 446 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,141 Not all these breaks 447 00:16:45,226 --> 00:16:47,160 happened after he died. 448 00:16:47,228 --> 00:16:49,362 I found some remodeled fracturing 449 00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:50,647 of the manubrium, 450 00:16:50,731 --> 00:16:52,599 the distal end of the left clavicle 451 00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:54,200 and two of the upper ribs. 452 00:16:54,268 --> 00:16:56,987 Those breaks occurred about a year ago. 453 00:16:57,071 --> 00:16:59,439 That's when Lazebnik went to jail. 454 00:16:59,490 --> 00:17:03,126 He must have been beaten when he got there. 455 00:17:08,415 --> 00:17:11,017 So Lazebnik's remains 456 00:17:11,085 --> 00:17:12,352 show evidence that he was beaten 457 00:17:12,419 --> 00:17:13,753 a year ago. No surprise there. 458 00:17:13,804 --> 00:17:15,105 The food here's all cooked 459 00:17:15,189 --> 00:17:17,256 by the inmates, but the beef stew isn't half bad. 460 00:17:17,308 --> 00:17:18,725 Oh, so you know about the beatings. 461 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,193 Well, he was probably beaten to learn 462 00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:21,528 the prison hierarchy. Exactly. 463 00:17:21,595 --> 00:17:23,613 Hey, you want some beef stew, you let me know. 464 00:17:23,698 --> 00:17:25,815 My wife was always starving before she burst. 465 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,150 Thank you, but I'm a vegetarian. 466 00:17:27,234 --> 00:17:28,935 So is my wife, except when she's pregnant. 467 00:17:28,986 --> 00:17:30,153 Then she can't eat enough cow. 468 00:17:30,237 --> 00:17:31,404 You know what, you should try the... 469 00:17:31,455 --> 00:17:32,622 I am not your wife. Right. 470 00:17:32,707 --> 00:17:34,040 Lazebnik was dumped into the sewer system 471 00:17:34,108 --> 00:17:35,492 in pieces. 472 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,610 I'll need to see the blueprints for the prison 473 00:17:37,662 --> 00:17:38,745 to see what drains could have been used. 474 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,292 Sure. Operations should have those. 475 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:40,890 Great. 476 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,444 - How about a cookie, then? - Who did it, pal? 477 00:17:42,449 --> 00:17:43,383 I baked them myself. 478 00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:44,467 No, the beating, all right? 479 00:17:44,552 --> 00:17:46,052 Which one of these Boy Scouts beat him? 480 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,470 Uh, it's impossible to tell. 481 00:17:47,555 --> 00:17:48,888 They pick their target, 482 00:17:48,956 --> 00:17:50,423 they form a ring around him-- you can't see inside-- 483 00:17:50,474 --> 00:17:51,641 and then they go to town on him. 484 00:17:51,726 --> 00:17:53,009 Another prisoner jumped in and broke it up 485 00:17:53,094 --> 00:17:54,394 before any of us guards got out there. 486 00:17:54,461 --> 00:17:55,679 Do you know who broke it up? 487 00:17:55,763 --> 00:17:57,013 Yep. He's right there. 488 00:17:57,098 --> 00:17:59,316 Haze Jackson. 489 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,850 But he won't talk. 490 00:18:00,935 --> 00:18:02,235 Huh. Let me give him a try. 491 00:18:02,302 --> 00:18:03,987 You check out the blueprints. 492 00:18:05,139 --> 00:18:06,539 So Daisy said the bones 493 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:09,059 were so fragmented that it could take days 494 00:18:09,143 --> 00:18:11,311 to piece them back together by hand, 495 00:18:11,362 --> 00:18:13,563 so I did a digital reconstruction. 496 00:18:14,682 --> 00:18:16,232 Now, the red indicates 497 00:18:16,317 --> 00:18:18,284 the bones that we're missing. 498 00:18:18,352 --> 00:18:20,120 Dr. Brennan found striations 499 00:18:20,187 --> 00:18:21,738 on the right ninth rib that indicated 500 00:18:21,806 --> 00:18:23,189 the possibility of a stab wound. 501 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,708 Once we had more bones to look at, 502 00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:27,027 I found a nick on the anterior aspect 503 00:18:27,094 --> 00:18:29,212 of the L1 vertebra that confirmed the victim 504 00:18:29,296 --> 00:18:30,380 was stabbed in the abdomen. 505 00:18:30,464 --> 00:18:31,881 Of course it was a stab wound. 506 00:18:31,966 --> 00:18:33,383 Why couldn't she just say it? 507 00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:34,718 Because she's Brennan. 508 00:18:34,802 --> 00:18:36,970 Okay, so the knife went in 509 00:18:37,038 --> 00:18:40,056 at the rib and stopped when it hit the spine. 510 00:18:40,141 --> 00:18:41,758 That's nine inches and change, 511 00:18:41,842 --> 00:18:44,427 and it'd be difficult to find a knife that long in prison. 512 00:18:44,512 --> 00:18:45,762 Hmm. 513 00:18:45,846 --> 00:18:47,814 What if he doubled over? 514 00:18:50,935 --> 00:18:53,236 This compresses the distance between the rib and the L1. 515 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,823 Yes, to 3.75 inches. 516 00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:59,242 Is it possible to add the major abdominal blood vessels? 517 00:18:59,326 --> 00:19:00,610 Sure. 518 00:19:00,678 --> 00:19:02,746 If the weapon began 519 00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,247 at the right ninth rib 520 00:19:04,331 --> 00:19:05,498 and nicked the L1, 521 00:19:05,566 --> 00:19:07,834 the inferior vena cava would be directly in its path. 522 00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:10,253 That would cause massive internal hemorrhaging. 523 00:19:10,337 --> 00:19:12,539 Looks like we have our cause of death. 524 00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:17,076 If they say I knew Lazebnik, 525 00:19:17,128 --> 00:19:18,411 then I guess I knew him, 526 00:19:18,462 --> 00:19:20,079 but I didn't help him escape. 527 00:19:20,131 --> 00:19:22,098 I've only got two weeks left in here. 528 00:19:22,183 --> 00:19:23,916 I wouldn't risk screwing up now. 529 00:19:23,968 --> 00:19:25,268 Lazebnik didn't escape. 530 00:19:25,352 --> 00:19:26,953 What do you mean? 531 00:19:27,021 --> 00:19:28,588 He was killed in here. 532 00:19:28,639 --> 00:19:29,756 - What? - Yeah. 533 00:19:29,807 --> 00:19:31,691 Do they know who did it? No. 534 00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:34,594 But you should. We know you stepped in and saved Lazebnik 535 00:19:34,645 --> 00:19:36,396 from getting a beating about a year ago. 536 00:19:36,447 --> 00:19:39,149 So we know you two were looking out for each other, right? 537 00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:42,318 I just did what I would do for a friend. That's it. 538 00:19:42,403 --> 00:19:43,787 Tell me about the beating. 539 00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:45,121 Who was after him? 540 00:19:45,206 --> 00:19:46,873 I told you-- 541 00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:49,959 I'm getting released in two weeks. 542 00:19:50,044 --> 00:19:51,611 But it ain't gonna mean much 543 00:19:51,662 --> 00:19:53,046 if I'm dead before that. 544 00:19:53,113 --> 00:19:55,014 They can make sure that doesn't happen. 545 00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:58,468 Not a chance. Fine. 546 00:19:58,552 --> 00:19:59,886 I'll just extend your stay. 547 00:19:59,953 --> 00:20:00,953 You can't do that. Oh, yeah? 548 00:20:01,005 --> 00:20:02,422 You know, impede on a federal 549 00:20:02,473 --> 00:20:04,123 murder investigation, we'll see what happens, okay? 550 00:20:04,175 --> 00:20:05,558 Thank you. 551 00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:06,860 Okay. 552 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,651 Okay. 553 00:20:17,304 --> 00:20:19,572 The last time I saw Lazebnik, 554 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,909 the warden had just pulled him off his job in accounting 555 00:20:22,976 --> 00:20:24,577 because she needed to see him. 556 00:20:24,645 --> 00:20:26,529 Why? Dude was in here 557 00:20:26,614 --> 00:20:28,281 for financial fraud or whatever, 558 00:20:28,332 --> 00:20:30,784 then he does the books for this place? 559 00:20:32,453 --> 00:20:34,537 Put it together yourself. 560 00:20:34,622 --> 00:20:37,040 All I know is... 561 00:20:37,124 --> 00:20:40,827 he went to the warden's office, and I never saw him again. 562 00:20:40,878 --> 00:20:43,930 Just... don't say you heard it from me. 563 00:20:45,182 --> 00:20:47,967 They sic a guard on me, I might wind up 564 00:20:48,018 --> 00:20:50,887 in a wheelchair for the rest of my life. 565 00:20:50,971 --> 00:20:53,523 I don't know how Lazebnik 566 00:20:53,607 --> 00:20:54,724 got assigned to accounting. 567 00:20:54,809 --> 00:20:56,509 Is that not your responsibility? 568 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,344 I have a lot of responsibilities. 569 00:20:58,395 --> 00:20:59,345 That's why I delegate. 570 00:20:59,396 --> 00:21:00,613 When I found out 571 00:21:00,681 --> 00:21:02,732 where he was assigned, I pulled him off the job. 572 00:21:02,817 --> 00:21:03,950 That's all that matters. 573 00:21:04,017 --> 00:21:05,201 There are over 500 drains 574 00:21:05,286 --> 00:21:06,870 that Lazebnik could have been dumped in. 575 00:21:06,954 --> 00:21:08,404 It would take weeks 576 00:21:08,489 --> 00:21:11,023 for us to check every single one of them. 577 00:21:11,075 --> 00:21:12,525 Should you be on a case? 578 00:21:12,576 --> 00:21:14,294 You look like you're ready to give birth here. 579 00:21:14,361 --> 00:21:15,628 That's exactly why 580 00:21:15,696 --> 00:21:17,297 we'd like to move this along. Shall we now? 581 00:21:17,364 --> 00:21:19,749 I don't know how he got the job in the first place, 582 00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:21,835 but it was a no-brainer for me to transfer him 583 00:21:21,886 --> 00:21:23,570 once I found some funds had gone missing. 584 00:21:23,637 --> 00:21:24,721 Gone missing? I'm sorry. 585 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,205 Why didn't you tell me that on the phone? 586 00:21:26,257 --> 00:21:28,358 Lazebnik siphoned off a small amount-- less than $500. 587 00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:29,926 I nipped it in the bud. 588 00:21:30,010 --> 00:21:31,144 Doesn't make you look good, now, does it? 589 00:21:31,211 --> 00:21:32,395 Huh, prisoners stealing from you? 590 00:21:32,479 --> 00:21:35,765 Rob Lazebnik was a criminal, and criminals steal. 591 00:21:35,850 --> 00:21:37,717 There was nothing unusual about it. 592 00:21:37,768 --> 00:21:39,786 The judge would have given him another six months. 593 00:21:42,156 --> 00:21:44,073 This is Brennan. 594 00:21:44,158 --> 00:21:45,275 I've got a new one 595 00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:49,579 for your big book of stereolithographic firsts. 596 00:21:49,663 --> 00:21:50,830 I-I don't have that book. 597 00:21:50,898 --> 00:21:51,948 Okay. 598 00:21:52,032 --> 00:21:53,399 Doesn't matter. 599 00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:55,118 I used the vector points 600 00:21:55,202 --> 00:21:56,836 of the victim's internal wounds 601 00:21:56,904 --> 00:21:59,255 to make a negative of the murder weapon. 602 00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:00,757 And from that, 603 00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:05,044 I could print out a positive 3-D image of it. 604 00:22:05,095 --> 00:22:07,647 It's conical. 3.75 in length. 605 00:22:07,715 --> 00:22:08,965 It's a shiv. 606 00:22:09,049 --> 00:22:10,733 The dimensions of the murder weapon indicate that 607 00:22:10,801 --> 00:22:11,968 it was a shiv. 608 00:22:12,052 --> 00:22:14,103 So when's the last time you tossed the cells? 609 00:22:14,188 --> 00:22:17,056 We did a full sweep just last week. 610 00:22:22,062 --> 00:22:23,313 Wow. 611 00:22:23,397 --> 00:22:24,564 Knock yourself out. 612 00:22:24,615 --> 00:22:27,116 Wow, there's of lot of them here, huh, Bones? 613 00:22:27,201 --> 00:22:30,119 Lots of blood, too. 614 00:22:37,818 --> 00:22:39,368 This is really excellent field technique. 615 00:22:39,544 --> 00:22:41,461 Each of one of these shivs is tagged 616 00:22:41,546 --> 00:22:44,114 with the number of the cell in which it was found. 617 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:47,365 It will be useful if I find a likely murder weapon. 618 00:22:47,935 --> 00:22:50,637 Bones, don't you think you'd be better off back in the lab? 619 00:22:50,688 --> 00:22:53,173 No, we are far more effective on-site. 620 00:22:53,224 --> 00:22:55,859 Plus, we have the equipment from the infirmary. 621 00:22:55,943 --> 00:22:58,193 You're about to pop, and I'm looking at 148 622 00:22:58,218 --> 00:22:59,345 homemade murder weapons. 623 00:22:59,346 --> 00:23:00,346 I think you'd be better off 624 00:23:00,398 --> 00:23:01,681 back at the lab. More effective, okay? 625 00:23:01,732 --> 00:23:02,532 Let's go. 626 00:23:02,617 --> 00:23:04,017 Booth, look at this one. 627 00:23:04,068 --> 00:23:05,118 It's nasty. 628 00:23:05,186 --> 00:23:07,087 It matches the photo Angela sent to us. 629 00:23:07,155 --> 00:23:09,489 I am quite certain this is the murder weapon. 630 00:23:09,540 --> 00:23:11,575 Ah, we could have a winner, huh! 631 00:23:11,659 --> 00:23:15,361 The tag on this one says that it was found in cell number Y203. 632 00:23:15,413 --> 00:23:16,696 Y203 isn't a cell. 633 00:23:16,747 --> 00:23:18,498 It's an area of the yard. 634 00:23:18,549 --> 00:23:20,200 Who has access to that? 635 00:23:20,251 --> 00:23:21,568 Every convict who isn't sick or in solitary. 636 00:23:21,636 --> 00:23:23,870 It looks like this was made from paper. 637 00:23:23,921 --> 00:23:24,671 Paper? 638 00:23:24,722 --> 00:23:26,372 Strong, heavy stock 639 00:23:26,424 --> 00:23:29,042 tightly compressed, glued together. 640 00:23:29,093 --> 00:23:30,727 It's a very effective weapon. 641 00:23:30,812 --> 00:23:32,646 Now what? 642 00:23:48,830 --> 00:23:50,780 There's something printed on this. 643 00:23:50,865 --> 00:23:53,066 If Angela can find out where this paper came from, 644 00:23:53,117 --> 00:23:55,168 it could might lead us back to the killer. 645 00:24:08,049 --> 00:24:09,432 How's it going? 646 00:24:09,517 --> 00:24:10,934 Not well. 647 00:24:11,018 --> 00:24:13,970 I thought if I sat at Dr. Brennan's desk 648 00:24:14,055 --> 00:24:16,056 and looked at these bones like she does, 649 00:24:16,107 --> 00:24:18,091 it would clarify things for me. 650 00:24:18,142 --> 00:24:21,311 Aah, it's no use! I still can't figure it out! 651 00:24:21,395 --> 00:24:24,064 There are no kerf marks at the ends of the humeri, 652 00:24:24,115 --> 00:24:27,567 the tibias or either femur. 653 00:24:27,618 --> 00:24:30,303 Why is that a problem? Because it means 654 00:24:30,371 --> 00:24:32,822 that the body wasn't dismembered with a cutting implement. 655 00:24:32,907 --> 00:24:35,792 I have no idea how the remains were broken up. 656 00:24:35,877 --> 00:24:37,327 You'll get it. 657 00:24:37,411 --> 00:24:39,462 You know what might help? No! 658 00:24:39,547 --> 00:24:42,615 No, we can't. Not in this office. 659 00:24:42,667 --> 00:24:43,783 Not in any office. 660 00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:45,969 Well, I need a distraction. 661 00:24:47,471 --> 00:24:50,140 It clears the mind. 662 00:24:50,224 --> 00:24:52,309 Daisy, we can't! 663 00:24:52,393 --> 00:24:54,794 The walls are glass. 664 00:24:54,845 --> 00:24:57,297 We don't have to take off all our clothes, 665 00:24:57,348 --> 00:25:00,100 and those crates will block us. 666 00:25:00,151 --> 00:25:01,818 I know you want to. 667 00:25:01,903 --> 00:25:03,303 I don't, I don't. 668 00:25:03,354 --> 00:25:06,406 Your nose is growing, Pinocchio. 669 00:25:09,243 --> 00:25:10,243 Okay. 670 00:25:15,149 --> 00:25:16,783 I can't... Oh, wait, Lance! 671 00:25:17,835 --> 00:25:19,152 Whoo! 672 00:25:20,037 --> 00:25:22,622 Oh, no! Oh, no! 673 00:25:24,041 --> 00:25:25,125 Wait a minute! 674 00:25:25,176 --> 00:25:26,459 Really? 675 00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:27,961 There's micro-pitting on these, 676 00:25:28,012 --> 00:25:29,829 and I'd totally missed the point! 677 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,166 I thought it was decomp from the sewage, but it's not. 678 00:25:33,217 --> 00:25:34,751 It means the bones were exposed to acid. 679 00:25:34,819 --> 00:25:37,503 That could be how the body was dismembered! 680 00:25:37,555 --> 00:25:40,673 See, I told you that I just needed to clear my mind. 681 00:25:40,725 --> 00:25:41,691 This is great! 682 00:25:41,776 --> 00:25:43,476 Not so much for me. 683 00:25:43,527 --> 00:25:45,678 I have to show these to Dr. Hodgins. 684 00:25:45,730 --> 00:25:46,846 Now? 685 00:25:46,897 --> 00:25:48,014 Uh-huh. 686 00:25:48,065 --> 00:25:50,900 Thank you, Lancelot. Thank you! 687 00:25:56,157 --> 00:25:57,073 Oh. 688 00:25:57,158 --> 00:25:59,192 Hi. I was looking for a... 689 00:25:59,243 --> 00:26:01,027 I dropped a thing down here. I was just... 690 00:26:01,078 --> 00:26:02,379 Why is my coat like that? 691 00:26:02,463 --> 00:26:03,496 I was looking for... 692 00:26:03,547 --> 00:26:05,882 I'm down here 'cause I've lost a... 693 00:26:16,894 --> 00:26:20,013 Whoa-ho! This is the Mailbox Works. 694 00:26:20,064 --> 00:26:21,514 The prison's been building them 695 00:26:21,565 --> 00:26:23,433 for the Postal Service since 1957. 696 00:26:23,517 --> 00:26:25,385 And they use acid in the process? Sure. 697 00:26:25,436 --> 00:26:27,604 They clean the mailboxes in an acid bath 698 00:26:27,688 --> 00:26:28,738 before the paint goes on. 699 00:26:28,823 --> 00:26:30,240 Hydrochloric. 700 00:26:30,324 --> 00:26:31,858 Definitely could've dropped the body in there, Bones. 701 00:26:31,909 --> 00:26:33,009 Mm. Certainly large enough. 702 00:26:33,077 --> 00:26:34,527 I'll take samples and have them sent back 703 00:26:34,578 --> 00:26:37,163 to the lab to see if the acid matches the damage to the bones. 704 00:26:37,231 --> 00:26:38,782 Look, I'll need a roster of the work crew 705 00:26:38,866 --> 00:26:40,166 the night that Lazebnik disappeared. 706 00:26:40,234 --> 00:26:42,568 - You got it? - You got it. - Okay. 707 00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:45,672 Yeah, I've been supervisor of the Mailbox Works 708 00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:47,841 for over a year now. So? 709 00:26:47,908 --> 00:26:50,576 So, Lazebnik, he took advantage of your parents, didn't he, huh? 710 00:26:50,628 --> 00:26:52,245 Wiped out their entire savings. 711 00:26:52,296 --> 00:26:53,763 I'm saying nothing. 712 00:26:53,848 --> 00:26:55,098 Somebody does that to my family, 713 00:26:55,182 --> 00:26:56,966 I'd want to kill 'em, too. 714 00:26:57,051 --> 00:26:58,768 What would I do? 715 00:26:58,853 --> 00:27:00,553 I'd make myself a shiv. 716 00:27:00,604 --> 00:27:01,721 I didn't make no shiv. 717 00:27:01,772 --> 00:27:03,273 You're in charge of the paint crew, 718 00:27:03,357 --> 00:27:04,474 aren't you? You could have easily disposed 719 00:27:04,558 --> 00:27:05,859 of the body in the acid bath. 720 00:27:05,926 --> 00:27:08,228 Look, I didn't kill Lazebnik. I never killed anybody. 721 00:27:08,279 --> 00:27:09,612 But you gave him a good beating when he showed up 722 00:27:09,697 --> 00:27:11,114 here in Jamestown. What was that, about a year ago? 723 00:27:11,198 --> 00:27:13,099 Who told you about that? 724 00:27:13,150 --> 00:27:15,201 That was a lucky guess. 725 00:27:15,269 --> 00:27:17,153 You know, you're getting things out of me 726 00:27:17,238 --> 00:27:18,888 I didn't say, so we're done here. 727 00:27:18,956 --> 00:27:20,957 I'll tell you when we're done. I may have to sit here. 728 00:27:21,042 --> 00:27:22,442 Nothing I can do about that. 729 00:27:22,493 --> 00:27:26,413 But I'm saying nothing else without a lawyer, so... 730 00:27:28,282 --> 00:27:30,450 Trust me, okay? He's the guy. 731 00:27:30,501 --> 00:27:32,502 Okay, what, I'm just supposed to accept your hunch? 732 00:27:32,586 --> 00:27:34,787 He's got motive, he's got his own personal acid bath! 733 00:27:34,839 --> 00:27:35,972 What more do you want? 734 00:27:36,057 --> 00:27:38,007 That is all circumstantial, Booth, and you know it. 735 00:27:38,092 --> 00:27:39,426 You're pressuring me. 736 00:27:39,477 --> 00:27:40,810 You look tired. I mean, 737 00:27:40,895 --> 00:27:42,729 you look exhausted. I mean, I can see it. 738 00:27:42,796 --> 00:27:45,432 You've been on your feet all day, huh? 739 00:27:45,483 --> 00:27:46,599 These guys aren't going anywhere. 740 00:27:46,650 --> 00:27:48,318 Come on. We can come back tomorrow. 741 00:27:48,402 --> 00:27:49,936 Let's just get back home, huh? 742 00:27:49,987 --> 00:27:52,305 We'll get some sleep. We'll come back if we have to. 743 00:27:52,356 --> 00:27:54,908 Look, Bones, you're not Superwoman, okay? 744 00:27:54,975 --> 00:27:56,142 You're nine months pregnant. 745 00:27:56,193 --> 00:27:57,777 You can't overexert yourself. 746 00:27:57,828 --> 00:27:59,412 I mean, even you know that. 747 00:28:00,581 --> 00:28:01,948 Look at me. Hey, 748 00:28:01,999 --> 00:28:03,483 I love you. 749 00:28:03,534 --> 00:28:05,618 And if anything happens to this child, 750 00:28:05,669 --> 00:28:07,337 I would die. 751 00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:09,823 So let's just go home, 752 00:28:09,890 --> 00:28:13,343 get some rest. We'll come back here tomorrow, okay? 753 00:28:13,427 --> 00:28:14,844 Okay. 754 00:28:14,929 --> 00:28:16,196 Here we go. 755 00:28:16,263 --> 00:28:17,347 That's it. 756 00:28:17,431 --> 00:28:18,998 Make your favorite soup. 757 00:28:19,049 --> 00:28:20,266 Oh. Brennan. 758 00:28:20,334 --> 00:28:23,169 I just finished testing hydrochloric acid on some bone, 759 00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:25,772 all different concentrations. 760 00:28:25,839 --> 00:28:28,007 The micro-pitting does not match. 761 00:28:28,058 --> 00:28:30,226 There's another kind of acid in that prison. 762 00:28:30,311 --> 00:28:31,844 - Now what? - We have to go back in. 763 00:28:31,896 --> 00:28:33,696 No, we do not have to go back in. 764 00:28:33,781 --> 00:28:35,031 It wasn't hydrochloric acid, Booth. 765 00:28:35,116 --> 00:28:36,682 There's some other acid in there. 766 00:28:36,734 --> 00:28:38,868 I know how fast word travels in prison, 767 00:28:38,953 --> 00:28:40,904 and the killer could be destroying evidence already. 768 00:28:40,971 --> 00:28:42,071 No, Bones, we don't have to go back in. 769 00:28:42,156 --> 00:28:43,456 Let's just turn around and get... 770 00:28:43,524 --> 00:28:45,525 What did I just say? We don't have to go back in. 771 00:28:49,382 --> 00:28:52,051 We have to do this, Booth. Then I'll give you 15 minutes. 772 00:28:52,135 --> 00:28:54,804 I need to find out if there's another source of acid in the prison. 773 00:28:54,855 --> 00:28:56,639 And I need you to do that fast for us. 774 00:28:56,690 --> 00:28:58,440 Well, there's only hydrochloric acid in the Mailbox Works. 775 00:28:58,508 --> 00:28:59,608 I can't think of any other. 776 00:29:01,511 --> 00:29:02,678 Bones, you all right? 777 00:29:02,729 --> 00:29:05,064 Yes. It's just Braxton-Hicks contractions. 778 00:29:05,148 --> 00:29:07,032 I've been having them for the past month. I'm fine. 779 00:29:07,117 --> 00:29:09,068 Okay, well, then that's. exactly why that you should... 780 00:29:09,152 --> 00:29:10,069 Brennan. 781 00:29:10,153 --> 00:29:11,203 I was able to restore 782 00:29:11,288 --> 00:29:12,404 part of the text 783 00:29:12,489 --> 00:29:14,406 from the paper scraps that you sent me. 784 00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:16,375 One contains a fraction, "1/3," 785 00:29:16,459 --> 00:29:19,345 and the letters, "a-r-g-a-r." 786 00:29:19,412 --> 00:29:21,597 It comes from the word "margarine," 787 00:29:21,665 --> 00:29:24,183 and the "1/3" is a 1/3 of a cup. 788 00:29:24,251 --> 00:29:26,385 The papers were from a cookbook. 789 00:29:26,469 --> 00:29:27,469 Eight different pages. 790 00:29:27,537 --> 00:29:29,505 Is there any way to tell which cookbook? 791 00:29:29,556 --> 00:29:30,840 Yeah. I ran the typeface 792 00:29:30,891 --> 00:29:32,641 through the Library of Congress database, 793 00:29:32,709 --> 00:29:35,394 and I got the name and the date of publication 794 00:29:35,462 --> 00:29:37,947 and a lot of tips on how to cook for prisoners. 795 00:29:38,014 --> 00:29:42,101 It's The Gordon Institutional Recipe Index, 1993 edition. 796 00:29:42,185 --> 00:29:44,603 Apparently, prisoners really like cookies. 797 00:29:44,688 --> 00:29:46,272 Okay, we need a copy 798 00:29:46,356 --> 00:29:49,859 of The Gordon Institutional Recipe Index, the 1993 edition. 799 00:29:49,910 --> 00:29:51,410 There should be at least eight pages missing. 800 00:29:51,494 --> 00:29:53,195 I have no idea what that is. 801 00:29:53,246 --> 00:29:55,397 It's got to be in the kitchen, ace. Oh, sure. 802 00:29:55,448 --> 00:29:56,832 Uh, I'll get it for you right now. 803 00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:58,734 No, just show us where the kitchen is. 804 00:29:58,785 --> 00:30:00,452 I like to see it in context. 805 00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:02,018 No, no, no, you're gonna sit tight, okay? I'll go get it. 806 00:30:02,043 --> 00:30:03,205 Why? 807 00:30:03,206 --> 00:30:05,240 'Cause I don't want our baby born in a prison! 808 00:30:05,292 --> 00:30:07,209 Why not? Their infirmary is an accredited healthcare facility. 809 00:30:07,260 --> 00:30:08,410 Isn't that what you wanted? 810 00:30:08,461 --> 00:30:12,348 That drain by the coffeemakers is big enough 811 00:30:12,415 --> 00:30:14,984 to flush the bones. 812 00:30:15,051 --> 00:30:19,454 Hey, look at that, Bones. No screws. 813 00:30:19,506 --> 00:30:21,423 - Found it. - Found it. Okay, great. 814 00:30:21,474 --> 00:30:25,144 Let's head back. Come on. Come on. 815 00:30:25,228 --> 00:30:27,263 And there's pages missing. Whoever ripped these out 816 00:30:27,314 --> 00:30:29,464 must've left their prints on the opposite page. 817 00:30:29,516 --> 00:30:32,268 Well, let's head back to the lab so you can pull the prints. 818 00:30:32,319 --> 00:30:33,986 No. No time. We have to lift the prints right here. 819 00:30:34,070 --> 00:30:35,404 You don't have a print kit. 820 00:30:36,823 --> 00:30:37,806 We do now. 821 00:30:37,857 --> 00:30:40,492 Cocoa. Right, cocoa. 822 00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:42,861 Cocoa. 823 00:30:56,026 --> 00:30:58,727 I'll send these prints to Angela. 824 00:30:58,795 --> 00:31:00,813 I found some particulates in the pitting, 825 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,130 ran them through the mass spec. 826 00:31:02,182 --> 00:31:04,166 They turned out to be a synthetic rubber. 827 00:31:04,234 --> 00:31:07,736 And look. This formulation is made by one 828 00:31:07,804 --> 00:31:10,155 and only one manufacturer, in Dayton, Ohio. 829 00:31:10,223 --> 00:31:12,691 They use it to make shoes for prisoners. 830 00:31:12,759 --> 00:31:15,494 Yes, of course!! 831 00:31:15,578 --> 00:31:19,031 His bones would be super brittle after being immersed 832 00:31:19,115 --> 00:31:20,249 in hydrochloric acid. 833 00:31:20,316 --> 00:31:22,484 The killer stomped on his bones 834 00:31:22,535 --> 00:31:23,953 so they'd fit down a drain. 835 00:31:24,004 --> 00:31:25,821 And that's how the rubber got on them. 836 00:31:25,872 --> 00:31:27,056 We are brilliant! 837 00:31:27,123 --> 00:31:30,926 Yeah, except it wasn't hydrochloric acid. 838 00:31:30,994 --> 00:31:34,296 And there don't seem to be any other acids at the prison. 839 00:31:34,347 --> 00:31:36,832 Angela said that Lazebnik was killed with a cookbook. 840 00:31:36,883 --> 00:31:38,634 Are there any acids in a kitchen? 841 00:31:38,685 --> 00:31:40,352 Vinegar, but it's a little hard 842 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:43,088 to dissolve someone in salad dressing. 843 00:31:44,724 --> 00:31:46,442 Unless... 844 00:31:49,229 --> 00:31:50,679 This is gonna be good, isn't it? 845 00:31:50,730 --> 00:31:51,780 I hope so. 846 00:31:52,983 --> 00:31:54,516 Yes, it is. 847 00:31:54,567 --> 00:31:56,652 It is very, very good. 848 00:31:56,703 --> 00:31:59,038 You can take vinegar and evaporate it down 849 00:31:59,122 --> 00:32:00,122 to acetic acid. 850 00:32:00,189 --> 00:32:01,356 That would match the micro-pitting 851 00:32:01,408 --> 00:32:02,541 we found on the bones. 852 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:04,410 Actually, I found the pitting, 853 00:32:04,494 --> 00:32:06,695 but this acetic acid thing is awesome, too. 854 00:32:08,965 --> 00:32:12,718 This looks like my mom's old muffin recipe. 855 00:32:12,802 --> 00:32:15,671 Only she used about 20 pounds less flour. 856 00:32:15,722 --> 00:32:18,373 Brennan did a great job with these prints. 857 00:32:18,425 --> 00:32:20,392 I'm gonna run them through the FBI database. 858 00:32:20,477 --> 00:32:22,544 The Bureau of Prisons has a database, 859 00:32:22,595 --> 00:32:24,596 and you can limit the search to the Jamestown facility. 860 00:32:24,681 --> 00:32:26,281 Ooh. 861 00:32:30,353 --> 00:32:32,404 Got it. 862 00:32:33,623 --> 00:32:35,057 Haze Jackson. 863 00:32:35,108 --> 00:32:36,842 And look at his file. 864 00:32:36,910 --> 00:32:39,228 He works in the kitchen. 865 00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:43,082 Jackson dissolved Lazebnik in the acid 866 00:32:43,166 --> 00:32:44,566 and then stomped on his bones 867 00:32:44,617 --> 00:32:46,368 until they could be flushed down the drain. 868 00:32:46,419 --> 00:32:47,870 He never had to leave the kitchen. 869 00:32:47,921 --> 00:32:49,538 Okay, perfect. You solved it. Now let's go. 870 00:32:49,589 --> 00:32:50,739 No, I need Jackson's shoes. 871 00:32:50,790 --> 00:32:53,042 There should be bone fragments in the soles 872 00:32:53,093 --> 00:32:54,743 that will tie him to the murder. 873 00:32:54,794 --> 00:32:56,128 Okay, fine. I'll do it, not you. 874 00:32:56,212 --> 00:32:57,296 No, it's too dangerous for you, Booth. 875 00:32:57,380 --> 00:32:58,514 They won't touch me. I'm pregnant. 876 00:32:58,581 --> 00:33:00,415 We're not gonna test that here, Bones. 877 00:33:00,467 --> 00:33:01,383 Haze Jackson! 878 00:33:01,434 --> 00:33:03,135 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 879 00:33:03,219 --> 00:33:04,103 I want Haze Jackson! 880 00:33:04,187 --> 00:33:05,471 Hey, Bones! 881 00:33:05,555 --> 00:33:07,089 Hey, man, get out the way; she's pregnant. 882 00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:08,807 Haze Jackson? 883 00:33:08,892 --> 00:33:09,942 Get out of my way. 884 00:33:10,026 --> 00:33:10,943 Bones! 885 00:33:11,027 --> 00:33:11,977 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 886 00:33:12,062 --> 00:33:13,312 Get back. 887 00:33:13,396 --> 00:33:15,030 Bones! She's pregnant. Move back! 888 00:33:15,098 --> 00:33:16,765 I want Haze Jackson! 889 00:33:16,816 --> 00:33:18,067 I don't know, man. 890 00:33:18,118 --> 00:33:19,201 She's calling for somebody. 891 00:33:32,665 --> 00:33:33,882 Bones! 892 00:33:33,950 --> 00:33:35,050 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 893 00:33:35,118 --> 00:33:36,218 Bones, Bones, Bones, Bones! 894 00:33:38,054 --> 00:33:40,055 Haze! 895 00:33:40,123 --> 00:33:42,007 Bones! 896 00:33:44,627 --> 00:33:46,428 Bones! 897 00:33:46,479 --> 00:33:47,980 Bones! 898 00:33:52,509 --> 00:33:53,459 Bones! 899 00:33:53,510 --> 00:33:54,644 Haze! 900 00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:55,561 Bones! 901 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,100 Bones! Get out of the way! 902 00:34:01,151 --> 00:34:02,635 The woman's pregnant. 903 00:34:02,686 --> 00:34:04,103 Haze! 904 00:34:04,154 --> 00:34:05,939 Get back! 905 00:34:05,990 --> 00:34:07,607 Mr. Jackson, 906 00:34:07,658 --> 00:34:09,776 I want your shoes. 907 00:34:10,778 --> 00:34:11,861 Wh-Wh-Whoa! 908 00:34:14,615 --> 00:34:16,449 He wouldn't have hurt me, Booth. 909 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:18,117 Okay, well, I'm being overprotective. 910 00:34:19,703 --> 00:34:21,504 Get down! Get down! 911 00:34:21,588 --> 00:34:22,922 That's it. 912 00:34:22,990 --> 00:34:24,040 On the ground now! 913 00:34:24,124 --> 00:34:25,508 Nobody moves! 914 00:34:25,592 --> 00:34:27,126 Oh, you. 915 00:34:27,177 --> 00:34:28,628 You risked your life protecting 916 00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:30,546 this Lazebnik guy, huh? Why'd you kill him? 917 00:34:30,631 --> 00:34:32,131 Because he was gonna pay me. 918 00:34:32,182 --> 00:34:34,017 Then you found out that Lazebnik didn't have anything left. 919 00:34:34,101 --> 00:34:35,802 He played me! 920 00:34:35,853 --> 00:34:37,670 Get his shoes. We have to run. 921 00:34:37,721 --> 00:34:38,504 Why? Where you going? 922 00:34:38,555 --> 00:34:39,639 I'm in labor! 923 00:34:39,690 --> 00:34:41,307 Right, she's in labor now-- 924 00:34:41,358 --> 00:34:42,575 Labor?! Bones! 925 00:34:42,643 --> 00:34:43,776 Labor, labor, labor. 926 00:34:43,844 --> 00:34:44,911 Okay, here we go. 927 00:34:44,979 --> 00:34:46,429 I'm not gonna rush you. 928 00:34:46,497 --> 00:34:48,364 Here, watch your step there. 929 00:34:48,449 --> 00:34:51,067 Just keep breathing heavily, all right? 930 00:34:51,151 --> 00:34:53,319 Look, there's a hospital up ahead about ten miles or so. 931 00:34:54,688 --> 00:34:55,738 Oh, whoa! 932 00:34:55,823 --> 00:34:57,874 Stupid road! Stupid, stupid road! 933 00:34:57,958 --> 00:34:59,025 Sorry, Bones. 934 00:34:59,076 --> 00:35:00,493 I'm burning up. Will you turn off the heat? 935 00:35:00,544 --> 00:35:01,828 I got the AC blasting in here. 936 00:35:01,879 --> 00:35:03,246 Oh, God, you're in labor, you're in labor! 937 00:35:03,330 --> 00:35:05,498 I'm in a very uncomfortable position. 938 00:35:05,549 --> 00:35:07,166 Okay, just relax, just try to relax. 939 00:35:07,217 --> 00:35:08,751 Try to put the seat back. Decline. 940 00:35:09,837 --> 00:35:11,370 Try to breathe this out. 941 00:35:11,422 --> 00:35:12,722 We're gonna be at the hospital 942 00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:14,340 within a half an hour, all right? 943 00:35:14,391 --> 00:35:16,759 No, we're not going to have the baby at a hospital, Booth. 944 00:35:16,844 --> 00:35:18,561 Yes, we are. We're having a baby in the hospital. 945 00:35:18,645 --> 00:35:20,563 - There's no argument anymore. - I'm not arguing! 946 00:35:20,647 --> 00:35:22,348 We're not gonna make it to a hospital. Just pull over. 947 00:35:22,399 --> 00:35:24,567 We're gonna make it. Pull over now! 948 00:35:24,651 --> 00:35:25,651 Okay, okay! 949 00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:26,719 Okay. 950 00:35:26,770 --> 00:35:27,904 I'm pulling over. 951 00:35:27,988 --> 00:35:28,905 Oh! 952 00:35:32,359 --> 00:35:33,826 All right, stay right there. 953 00:35:33,894 --> 00:35:35,328 Just don't move. Breathe. 954 00:35:35,395 --> 00:35:36,779 Hey, you! Yes, I need a room. 955 00:35:36,864 --> 00:35:38,031 May I help you? 956 00:35:38,082 --> 00:35:39,732 I'm having a baby. No, we're having-- 957 00:35:39,783 --> 00:35:41,534 She's having a baby, I need a room. 958 00:35:41,585 --> 00:35:42,668 No, no. No, no, no, no, no. 959 00:35:42,736 --> 00:35:43,920 I'm sorry, no room. 960 00:35:44,004 --> 00:35:45,421 I'm going to have to ask you to move on. 961 00:35:45,506 --> 00:35:47,173 There is a hospital about ten miles down the road. 962 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,875 She's not gonna make it! 963 00:35:48,926 --> 00:35:50,960 Sir, please, keep your voice down. 964 00:35:51,045 --> 00:35:52,178 We are totally booked. 965 00:35:52,245 --> 00:35:53,279 This country's 966 00:35:53,347 --> 00:35:55,765 most important wine connoisseurs and sommeliers 967 00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:58,918 have paid $5,000 each for tonight's event. 968 00:35:58,969 --> 00:36:00,119 Hear that?! Right?! 969 00:36:00,187 --> 00:36:01,971 She gonna have the baby right there in a car 970 00:36:02,056 --> 00:36:04,607 if you don't get us a room right now. Is that what you want? 971 00:36:04,691 --> 00:36:05,975 Try to see this from my perspective. 972 00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:07,894 I have laid out $50,000 for this weekend, 973 00:36:07,945 --> 00:36:09,779 even purchased a case of '62 Margeaux. 974 00:36:09,863 --> 00:36:12,148 If I have to refund their money, I'm done. 975 00:36:13,450 --> 00:36:15,234 I'm about to push this baby out right now! 976 00:36:15,285 --> 00:36:16,536 And if you don't find me a place to do that, 977 00:36:16,603 --> 00:36:18,270 I'm gonna get out of this car, 978 00:36:18,322 --> 00:36:19,705 squat down on the lawn, 979 00:36:19,773 --> 00:36:21,107 and have this baby right here! 980 00:36:21,158 --> 00:36:23,126 She'll squat on the lawn. I... 981 00:36:23,210 --> 00:36:24,410 Okay, okay, okay. 982 00:36:24,461 --> 00:36:26,796 There is a lovely building around back that you can use. 983 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,047 Just-just down the drive. 984 00:36:28,115 --> 00:36:29,882 Okay! There's no availability at the inn. 985 00:36:29,950 --> 00:36:30,967 Can't believe this. 986 00:36:31,051 --> 00:36:32,085 Okay, coming in. 987 00:36:33,337 --> 00:36:34,754 - There's no available... - Hurry up! 988 00:36:34,805 --> 00:36:35,922 Right! Got you! Got-- 989 00:36:35,973 --> 00:36:37,723 Okay. 990 00:36:39,426 --> 00:36:40,626 Shh, shh. 991 00:36:40,677 --> 00:36:42,395 Okay, breathe. 992 00:36:42,462 --> 00:36:43,479 All right? 993 00:36:43,564 --> 00:36:46,315 I'm so sorry, Bones. 994 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:47,600 Why? 995 00:36:47,651 --> 00:36:48,985 Look where we are, you know. 996 00:36:49,069 --> 00:36:51,104 I should've been able to make it to the hospital. 997 00:36:51,155 --> 00:36:53,305 It's not your fault. 998 00:36:53,357 --> 00:36:56,776 This is a perfect place. This is a perfect place. 999 00:36:56,827 --> 00:36:59,979 And children who grow up on farms 1000 00:37:00,030 --> 00:37:02,415 develop far fewer allergies and... 1001 00:37:02,482 --> 00:37:04,667 respiratory issues! 1002 00:37:04,751 --> 00:37:06,669 Right, okay. 1003 00:37:07,871 --> 00:37:09,672 Okay. Yeah, and it's hard not to believe in 1004 00:37:09,756 --> 00:37:11,841 a higher power when you've just been turned away from the inn, 1005 00:37:11,925 --> 00:37:13,342 and you're about to give birth in a manger. 1006 00:37:13,427 --> 00:37:15,661 That doesn't make your mythology true, okay? 1007 00:37:15,712 --> 00:37:17,463 You're not gonna start with that again, are we? I really... 1008 00:37:17,514 --> 00:37:19,015 What? 1009 00:37:19,099 --> 00:37:20,766 - I want to push. - Right, push! Oh! 1010 00:37:20,834 --> 00:37:22,018 Okay, easy, easy, easy, easy. 1011 00:37:22,102 --> 00:37:23,335 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1012 00:37:23,387 --> 00:37:24,804 Okay, all right. 1013 00:37:24,855 --> 00:37:26,055 Whoa, whoa! All right. 1014 00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:27,273 You're gonna push? Push one. 1015 00:37:27,340 --> 00:37:28,307 Push, Bones! 1016 00:37:29,810 --> 00:37:31,110 That's it. There you go. 1017 00:37:31,178 --> 00:37:32,178 Good job. 1018 00:37:33,730 --> 00:37:35,281 There are some things that you just can't explain. 1019 00:37:35,348 --> 00:37:36,348 Why can't you just admit that 1020 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,533 there's a mystery to life, Bones? 1021 00:37:37,618 --> 00:37:38,851 Oh, oh! 1022 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,404 You're doing good, you're doing good. 1023 00:37:41,488 --> 00:37:42,655 Okay, push, one more time. 1024 00:37:44,691 --> 00:37:47,760 ♪ ♪ 1025 00:38:16,389 --> 00:38:18,424 ♪ ♪ 1026 00:38:25,582 --> 00:38:26,999 You're doing, you're doing great, okay? 1027 00:38:27,067 --> 00:38:28,000 Ready to push. 1028 00:38:28,068 --> 00:38:29,619 All right? You're really close. 1029 00:38:29,703 --> 00:38:31,204 I can see her head. Push! 1030 00:38:31,255 --> 00:38:32,838 You're doing great, Bones. 1031 00:38:34,341 --> 00:38:37,076 Push! Push! 1032 00:38:40,631 --> 00:38:42,265 Okay. 1033 00:38:42,349 --> 00:38:43,933 Oh. Here. 1034 00:38:44,017 --> 00:38:45,885 All right, here. 1035 00:38:45,936 --> 00:38:47,019 All right. 1036 00:38:47,087 --> 00:38:48,938 Okay, yeah, easy. 1037 00:38:49,022 --> 00:38:50,422 There she is. Right there. 1038 00:38:51,642 --> 00:38:52,925 Hi. 1039 00:38:52,976 --> 00:38:54,393 Look at that. 1040 00:38:54,445 --> 00:38:55,427 Hey. 1041 00:38:55,479 --> 00:38:57,029 Oh. Hi. 1042 00:38:58,532 --> 00:39:00,950 Oh. It's all right. 1043 00:39:01,034 --> 00:39:03,286 There is a mystery to life. 1044 00:39:05,322 --> 00:39:06,272 Look at that. 1045 00:39:06,323 --> 00:39:07,290 Hi. 1046 00:39:07,374 --> 00:39:08,958 Would you just look at that. 1047 00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:10,109 You're beautiful. 1048 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,611 Wow. Hey. 1049 00:39:12,663 --> 00:39:14,547 It's your dad. 1050 00:39:16,383 --> 00:39:18,000 Look at us. 1051 00:39:20,337 --> 00:39:21,671 We're a family. 1052 00:39:24,758 --> 00:39:26,792 ♪ ♪ 1053 00:39:31,398 --> 00:39:34,684 ♪ The world's yours when you turn 18 ♪ 1054 00:39:34,768 --> 00:39:38,304 ♪ And you feel like you could have anything ♪ 1055 00:39:38,355 --> 00:39:41,407 ♪ Whichever way you go ♪ 1056 00:39:41,474 --> 00:39:46,812 ♪ 'Cause it's a great big world and you're rolling down ♪ 1057 00:39:46,863 --> 00:39:49,115 ♪ Rolling down... ♪ 1058 00:39:50,350 --> 00:39:51,984 Bones, just be careful coming in. 1059 00:39:54,087 --> 00:39:55,838 Someone here? 1060 00:39:55,922 --> 00:39:57,306 Stay there. 1061 00:39:59,593 --> 00:40:01,127 Surprise! 1062 00:40:02,012 --> 00:40:03,346 Oh, hey, look at that. 1063 00:40:05,065 --> 00:40:07,183 Hi. Hey, hey. 1064 00:40:07,267 --> 00:40:08,801 Let me see her. 1065 00:40:08,852 --> 00:40:10,136 Oh, wait! Don't move. 1066 00:40:10,187 --> 00:40:12,004 Wash your hands first. 1067 00:40:12,072 --> 00:40:13,356 Actually, the more exposure she has 1068 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:14,940 to germs in her formative years, 1069 00:40:15,008 --> 00:40:16,842 the stronger her immune system will be. 1070 00:40:16,893 --> 00:40:17,843 Here you go. 1071 00:40:17,894 --> 00:40:19,111 A little sanitizer never hurt. 1072 00:40:19,179 --> 00:40:20,646 Right? Just remember that. 1073 00:40:22,182 --> 00:40:23,783 Oh, she is beautiful. 1074 00:40:23,850 --> 00:40:26,118 I know. 1075 00:40:26,186 --> 00:40:29,521 Oh, Lance, we need to make one of those. 1076 00:40:29,573 --> 00:40:31,023 We'll, uh, talk. 1077 00:40:31,074 --> 00:40:33,376 Wow. 1078 00:40:33,460 --> 00:40:35,378 Worthy of a manger. 1079 00:40:37,214 --> 00:40:40,666 Uh, and we brought you dinners for the next few nights. 1080 00:40:40,717 --> 00:40:41,801 And we got 1081 00:40:41,868 --> 00:40:43,052 some diapers 1082 00:40:43,136 --> 00:40:45,171 and some towels, because they do like to spit up. 1083 00:40:45,238 --> 00:40:46,138 A lot. 1084 00:40:46,206 --> 00:40:47,506 And some champagne, 1085 00:40:47,557 --> 00:40:49,558 because you can drink it now. 1086 00:40:50,710 --> 00:40:51,644 Look at that. 1087 00:40:51,711 --> 00:40:53,712 Champagne, huh, Bones? 1088 00:40:53,764 --> 00:40:55,064 What is that? 1089 00:40:55,148 --> 00:40:56,265 "Welcome Stapes"? 1090 00:40:58,485 --> 00:41:00,853 It's the smallest bone in the human body. 1091 00:41:00,904 --> 00:41:02,571 Well, we didn't know her name, so... 1092 00:41:02,656 --> 00:41:04,390 Thanks. 1093 00:41:04,441 --> 00:41:06,325 She's so lucky to have all of you. 1094 00:41:07,527 --> 00:41:09,028 Ah, she's up. 1095 00:41:09,079 --> 00:41:10,663 So what is her name? 1096 00:41:10,730 --> 00:41:13,616 We named her after Bones's mom. 1097 00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:15,668 Christine. 1098 00:41:15,735 --> 00:41:17,586 Our daughter's name is Christine. 1099 00:41:19,572 --> 00:41:21,090 Oh... 1100 00:41:22,092 --> 00:41:24,794 Christine Angela. 1101 00:41:26,847 --> 00:41:28,464 Oh, my God. 1102 00:41:32,386 --> 00:41:33,252 ♪ Hm, hm, hm, mm, mm, mm ♪ 1103 00:41:33,303 --> 00:41:34,937 To Christine Angela. 1104 00:41:35,021 --> 00:41:36,088 Welcome home. 1105 00:41:37,774 --> 00:41:41,727 ♪ Hm, hm, hm, mm, mm, mm ♪ 1106 00:41:43,814 --> 00:41:48,200 ♪ Life is too far to walk alone ♪ 1107 00:41:48,268 --> 00:41:51,070 ♪ You can't do it on your own ♪ 1108 00:41:51,121 --> 00:41:56,242 ♪ It's like bare hands dig into stone ♪ 1109 00:41:56,293 --> 00:42:00,663 ♪ And if things go down the steeper hills ♪ 1110 00:42:00,747 --> 00:42:04,250 ♪ Even money won't pay these bills ♪ 1111 00:42:04,301 --> 00:42:07,720 ♪ But time will show ♪ 1112 00:42:09,723 --> 00:42:11,807 ♪ That people are gonna be okay ♪ 1113 00:42:11,892 --> 00:42:14,793 ♪ Storms never come to stay ♪ 1114 00:42:14,845 --> 00:42:18,264 ♪ That just shows how badly we need each other ♪ 1115 00:42:18,315 --> 00:42:21,267 ♪ How badly we need each other ♪ 1116 00:42:21,318 --> 00:42:24,487 ♪ And the trials every day ♪ 1117 00:42:24,571 --> 00:42:27,656 ♪ There are signs along the way ♪ 1118 00:42:27,741 --> 00:42:30,910 ♪ That remind us how badly we need each other ♪ 1119 00:42:30,977 --> 00:42:32,411 ♪ How badly we need each other... ♪ 1120 00:42:32,479 --> 00:42:36,479 == sync, corrected by elderman ==