1 00:00:00,229 --> 00:00:03,480 Subtitles by Korea NSC Subtitle Team (http://club.nate.com/tsm) 2 00:00:06,883 --> 00:00:08,685 The trial starts tomorrow. 3 00:00:08,685 --> 00:00:12,207 I can bring you up to speed on it. The facts are straightforward. 4 00:00:12,207 --> 00:00:13,774 And why can't Tara do it? 5 00:00:13,774 --> 00:00:15,994 Well, Tara's a junior associate. 6 00:00:15,994 --> 00:00:18,698 This trial's gonna be in the news. It's hardly the kind of case that... 7 00:00:18,698 --> 00:00:23,248 Brad, it isn't the case so much as it is the client, right? 8 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:27,261 And it isn't who she is so much as what she is, right? 9 00:00:28,630 --> 00:00:30,967 What is she, Brad? 10 00:00:31,647 --> 00:00:33,434 Can't you even say the word? 11 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:35,776 - I can say it. - Well, what is she, Brad? 12 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:39,418 She's a... 13 00:00:39,418 --> 00:00:40,860 homosexual. 14 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:44,423 And what's the word for a female homosexual? 15 00:00:44,423 --> 00:00:45,841 - Lesbian. - I couldn't really hear that. 16 00:00:45,841 --> 00:00:47,119 She's a lesbian! 17 00:00:48,391 --> 00:00:50,686 You don't want to do the case because your client's a lesbian. 18 00:00:50,686 --> 00:00:52,776 Lori, this is a high-profile case. 19 00:00:52,776 --> 00:00:56,859 I have worked my entire life to associate with decency and what is good for America. 20 00:00:56,859 --> 00:00:58,370 And lesbians are bad for America. 21 00:00:58,370 --> 00:00:59,778 They have bad values. 22 00:00:59,778 --> 00:01:01,241 Reflects poorly on all of us. 23 00:01:01,241 --> 00:01:03,293 As a nation. 24 00:01:05,756 --> 00:01:08,843 Now, would you like to tell me the real reason? 25 00:01:14,586 --> 00:01:15,398 What do you mean? 26 00:01:15,398 --> 00:01:18,534 I know for a fact you've represented gay clients before. 27 00:01:18,534 --> 00:01:20,335 Not on television, not in the news. 28 00:01:20,335 --> 00:01:22,391 Brad, we're friends. 29 00:01:22,391 --> 00:01:24,238 Level with me. 30 00:01:24,238 --> 00:01:27,226 What is it about this particular lesbian? 31 00:01:30,769 --> 00:01:33,093 I'm attracted to her. 32 00:01:37,929 --> 00:01:41,575 Boston Legal 1x13. It Girls and Beyond 33 00:02:06,138 --> 00:02:07,715 ORIGINAL AIR DATE ON ABC: 2005/01/23 34 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:11,136 Why does Shirley get to skip the staff meetings? 35 00:02:11,136 --> 00:02:15,123 She's got a trial in New York later this week, so she has a busy day. 36 00:02:15,123 --> 00:02:17,183 Some of us have trials today, 37 00:02:17,183 --> 00:02:18,400 so if you don't mind, I'd like to cut out. 38 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,276 What's your case about, Brad? 39 00:02:23,424 --> 00:02:26,326 What is it about? 40 00:02:27,913 --> 00:02:31,069 It involves interference with contractual relations. 41 00:02:31,069 --> 00:02:32,757 You mean... 42 00:02:32,757 --> 00:02:35,443 lesbians. 43 00:02:35,899 --> 00:02:37,864 Where are you? 44 00:02:37,864 --> 00:02:40,693 Today they're calling Tracey to testify that her ex-lover was... 45 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:43,257 lesbian ex-lover. 46 00:02:43,257 --> 00:02:46,031 To testify that Tracey was scamming her for money. 47 00:02:46,031 --> 00:02:50,308 Tracey was, in fact, not an actual bona fide... 48 00:02:50,308 --> 00:02:51,767 lesbian? 49 00:02:51,767 --> 00:02:53,226 - You like saying it. - I do. 50 00:02:53,226 --> 00:02:54,357 - Say it again. - Lesbian. 51 00:02:54,357 --> 00:02:58,436 - Keep going. - Lesbian, lesbian... 52 00:02:58,662 --> 00:03:00,298 lesbian. 53 00:03:00,298 --> 00:03:01,641 All together now. 54 00:03:01,641 --> 00:03:03,046 Lesbian. 55 00:03:03,046 --> 00:03:04,722 I also like to watch. How many people are lesbian? 56 00:03:04,722 --> 00:03:07,114 All right, that's enough. This is a staff meeting. 57 00:03:07,114 --> 00:03:11,771 I'll ask you all to conduct yourselves appropriately and professionally. 58 00:03:11,771 --> 00:03:13,800 Cookies, everyone. 59 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,342 Nourishment is most important in the morning. 60 00:03:16,342 --> 00:03:18,547 - Who is this woman? - Take two, Tara. 61 00:03:18,547 --> 00:03:20,845 - You're a rail. - Who is this woman? 62 00:03:20,845 --> 00:03:22,941 The ones on the left have a little bran 63 00:03:22,941 --> 00:03:25,414 to help our older lawyers with their routine. 64 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:27,702 Who is this woman? 65 00:03:27,702 --> 00:03:30,946 I'm Catherine Piper. I'm Alan's new assistant. 66 00:03:30,946 --> 00:03:33,193 My, don't you have an interesting face. 67 00:03:33,193 --> 00:03:35,323 We are in the middle of a staff meeting. 68 00:03:35,323 --> 00:03:37,310 No need to be snippy, dear, 69 00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:39,648 especially since I come bearing treats. 70 00:03:39,648 --> 00:03:43,313 You never get a second chance to make a first impression. 71 00:03:43,313 --> 00:03:45,239 You certainly make one... 72 00:03:45,239 --> 00:03:46,643 with all that bleach. 73 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,988 Ma'am, you will have to leave. 74 00:03:48,988 --> 00:03:52,016 I'm beginning to not like you. 75 00:03:52,016 --> 00:03:55,060 Well, if you'll excuse me, I have a trial myself. 76 00:03:55,312 --> 00:03:56,829 You have a trial? 77 00:03:56,829 --> 00:03:58,185 Yes, tomorrow morning. 78 00:03:58,185 --> 00:04:01,229 - I've got to go meet with my client. - What kind of trial? 79 00:04:01,229 --> 00:04:03,015 Criminal. 80 00:04:03,015 --> 00:04:06,646 It's a doctor who did... 81 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:09,321 something against the law. 82 00:04:10,378 --> 00:04:13,000 Who else is with you on this trial? 83 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,882 Nobody. I decided to fly solo. 84 00:04:15,882 --> 00:04:17,632 Think about that. 85 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,332 Tell Shirley. 86 00:04:19,332 --> 00:04:23,038 Denny Crane without a co-pilot. 87 00:04:28,615 --> 00:04:30,797 Dear god in heaven. 88 00:04:41,793 --> 00:04:42,924 Shirley. 89 00:04:42,924 --> 00:04:45,033 - Alan. - You're in the men's room again. 90 00:04:45,033 --> 00:04:45,995 I need a favor. 91 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:47,836 Certainly. My stall or yours? 92 00:04:47,836 --> 00:04:49,345 Driving into work this morning, 93 00:04:49,345 --> 00:04:52,795 I heard of a trial involving this new wonder diet drug. 94 00:04:52,795 --> 00:04:55,724 The drug, and accordingly the trial, are making the news, 95 00:04:55,724 --> 00:04:57,963 and then I heard something very disturbing. 96 00:04:57,963 --> 00:05:00,293 The name of the lawyer handling the defense. 97 00:05:00,293 --> 00:05:04,043 Denny Crane. / Nobody wants this firm held up to ridicule. 98 00:05:04,043 --> 00:05:07,369 Nobody wants Denny exposed. 99 00:05:07,369 --> 00:05:08,712 I've been in court with Denny. 100 00:05:08,712 --> 00:05:11,845 He knows what he's doing at least 50% of the time. 101 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,029 I like him, you like him. 102 00:05:14,029 --> 00:05:16,261 I have to be in New York. 103 00:05:18,469 --> 00:05:21,618 If she tries to pee standing up, come and get me. 104 00:05:27,796 --> 00:05:29,628 Lock and load. 105 00:05:37,469 --> 00:05:39,811 Tracey, we can still make this go away. 106 00:05:39,811 --> 00:05:42,056 How many times must you both say that? 107 00:05:42,056 --> 00:05:43,251 Until you consider it. 108 00:05:43,251 --> 00:05:45,862 Are you sure you want your personal life probed with details at 11:00? 109 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:47,207 I didn't steal from her, 110 00:05:47,207 --> 00:05:50,156 and I won't offer her anything to settle. 111 00:05:50,156 --> 00:05:52,010 I'd appreciate you being on my side. 112 00:05:52,010 --> 00:05:54,236 - Hey, we're on your side. - All right. 113 00:05:56,262 --> 00:05:59,352 We met at an AIDS fundraiser about two years ago. 114 00:05:59,352 --> 00:06:02,914 We were both publicists, so we had a lot in common. 115 00:06:02,914 --> 00:06:06,430 And at some point, Ms. Rogers, you and the defendant became lovers? 116 00:06:06,430 --> 00:06:08,899 Yes. She moved into my home. 117 00:06:08,899 --> 00:06:12,135 Ultimately, we became business partners and formed Rogers and Green, 118 00:06:12,135 --> 00:06:15,307 which became one of the top P.R. firms in Boston. 119 00:06:15,307 --> 00:06:16,305 And what happened? 120 00:06:16,305 --> 00:06:20,101 Well, quite simply, after she gained access to my files and my clients, 121 00:06:20,101 --> 00:06:21,836 - she stole them. - Objection. 122 00:06:21,836 --> 00:06:22,988 Sustained. 123 00:06:22,988 --> 00:06:26,833 I since learned that she's not even gay, that she basically pretended to be 124 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:29,699 so that she could gain access to my clientoster. 125 00:06:29,699 --> 00:06:32,920 Now, Ms. Rogers, when you allege that the defendant pretended to be gay... 126 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:36,025 She had boyfriends before me and one after. 127 00:06:36,025 --> 00:06:39,183 Perhaps that makes her bisexual. It doesn't make any difference, 128 00:06:39,183 --> 00:06:42,955 because I specifically asked her that at the beginning of our relationship. 129 00:06:42,955 --> 00:06:45,203 - Whether she was bisexual. - Yes. 130 00:06:45,203 --> 00:06:48,430 I'd been hurt before by heterosexual women experimenting, 131 00:06:48,430 --> 00:06:51,150 and I didn't want to go down that road again. 132 00:06:51,150 --> 00:06:53,206 She told me she was gay. 133 00:06:53,206 --> 00:06:57,413 That was a lie, one that cost me valuable clients. 134 00:06:57,413 --> 00:06:59,077 Just let me understand this. 135 00:06:59,077 --> 00:07:02,185 The basis of your claim is that my client faked her sexual orientation 136 00:07:02,185 --> 00:07:04,084 for the sole purpose of getting you to fall in love with her 137 00:07:04,084 --> 00:07:07,723 so she could move into your home and business and steal your clients. 138 00:07:07,723 --> 00:07:10,229 Yes. / When, in fact, it wasn't only your business. 139 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:12,232 You built it up together over the two years. 140 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,647 I founded the company, 141 00:07:13,647 --> 00:07:17,012 and most of the clients that she left with were mine. 142 00:07:17,012 --> 00:07:21,772 Now, Ms. Rogers, as business partners, as a couple, you two were quite prominent. 143 00:07:21,772 --> 00:07:25,606 Isn't that right? Your photos were constantly in the "Globe" or "Boston" magazine, 144 00:07:25,606 --> 00:07:27,778 being called the new "it girls". 145 00:07:27,778 --> 00:07:29,771 You two got more publicity than your clients. 146 00:07:29,771 --> 00:07:31,592 It worked to the clients' benefit as well, 147 00:07:31,592 --> 00:07:33,164 so I don't see your point. 148 00:07:33,164 --> 00:07:36,106 Well, my point is that you two got a lot of publicity together as a couple. 149 00:07:36,106 --> 00:07:38,072 Business just went through the roof. 150 00:07:38,072 --> 00:07:41,152 Even if you were defrauded, it wasn't exactly to your financial detriment. 151 00:07:41,152 --> 00:07:43,325 It was certainly to my detriment when she left. 152 00:07:43,325 --> 00:07:45,576 Well, but even so, you make more money now than you 153 00:07:45,576 --> 00:07:49,002 did before even meeting Tracey, so how could you have been hurt? 154 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:51,161 How have I been hurt? 155 00:07:51,161 --> 00:07:53,829 She caused me to fall in love with her. That... 156 00:07:53,829 --> 00:07:57,983 That's what this is really about, isn't it, Ms. Rogers? 157 00:07:57,983 --> 00:08:01,482 This isn't a business dispute. This is a domestic one. 158 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:03,852 - Did she break your heart? - Objection. 159 00:08:04,029 --> 00:08:06,062 I'll allow it. 160 00:08:06,729 --> 00:08:09,010 Did she break your heart? 161 00:08:12,193 --> 00:08:13,622 Yes. 162 00:08:15,541 --> 00:08:18,357 You were in love with her. 163 00:08:21,143 --> 00:08:23,494 Now, Ms. Rogers... 164 00:08:23,578 --> 00:08:27,283 during the two years that you were together with my client, 165 00:08:27,283 --> 00:08:29,989 do you feel that she was in love with you? 166 00:08:35,846 --> 00:08:38,207 Yes. 167 00:08:39,696 --> 00:08:42,193 Obviously, should I get a criminal conviction, 168 00:08:42,193 --> 00:08:45,439 that will only make it easier for the AMA to take away my medical license. 169 00:08:45,439 --> 00:08:47,010 Well, you're gonna lose your license, Bob, 170 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:48,713 - so I wouldn't worry about it. - Why? 171 00:08:48,713 --> 00:08:51,879 There are many doctors out there prescribing medication the FDA hasn't approved for... 172 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:54,060 Can I stop you? 173 00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:55,921 Don't be self-righteous. It's annoying. 174 00:08:55,921 --> 00:08:57,603 Sorry I'm late. 175 00:08:58,030 --> 00:09:00,134 What are you doing here? 176 00:09:00,134 --> 00:09:02,331 You asked me to second chair, Denny. Remember? 177 00:09:02,331 --> 00:09:04,667 - Alan Shore. - Bob Mclean. 178 00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:05,875 Alan. 179 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:12,300 - I never asked you to second chair. - Sure you did, Denny. 180 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:13,523 You said you were trying the case... 181 00:09:13,523 --> 00:09:15,133 Solo. 182 00:09:15,549 --> 00:09:17,337 I said solo. 183 00:09:17,337 --> 00:09:22,777 Well, I thought you asked for backup, so I guess one of us is losing our mind. 184 00:09:24,945 --> 00:09:26,855 What do you mean by that? 185 00:09:26,855 --> 00:09:28,373 Denny, I'm here. 186 00:09:28,373 --> 00:09:30,490 As you know, I'm starved for criminal work. 187 00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:32,969 I want to do this alone. 188 00:09:33,695 --> 00:09:35,575 Is this about proving something? 189 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,989 You said tell Shirley. 190 00:09:36,989 --> 00:09:40,332 Is this about proving to Shirley Schmidt you han't slipped? 191 00:09:43,022 --> 00:09:44,454 Excuse me. I'm in a meeting. 192 00:09:44,454 --> 00:09:46,928 Denny, I don't have time to say this nicely, 193 00:09:46,928 --> 00:09:49,367 so I'm just gonna say it with all the rough edges. 194 00:09:49,367 --> 00:09:52,615 This is a criminal proceeding. That man's liberty could be at stake. 195 00:09:52,615 --> 00:09:55,031 I'm jumping in second chair to cover his ass, 196 00:09:55,031 --> 00:09:57,433 and, yes, possibly yours as well. 197 00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:09,080 Could it be possible she's doing this for the publicity? 198 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,011 Suing me? 199 00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:13,697 Well, call me a cynic, but for two years, you're the it girls. 200 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,958 You're Boston's top publicists. 201 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:17,458 Business starts to wane, 202 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:19,633 you leave, she's suddenly not the flavor of the month. 203 00:10:19,633 --> 00:10:23,720 She sues you, presto, hot copy is the split girls all over again. 204 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,946 For the cost of attorney and filing fee, she's featured on every news cast. 205 00:10:26,946 --> 00:10:30,782 As much as she loves the limelight, Stephanie's honorable. 206 00:10:31,119 --> 00:10:33,365 I wonder. 207 00:10:39,077 --> 00:10:42,072 Is there a reason you keep looking at me like that? 208 00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:44,328 Like what? 209 00:10:45,352 --> 00:10:47,604 I make you nervous. 210 00:10:47,604 --> 00:10:49,320 You need to get over that. 211 00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:55,247 So how many men have you been with? 212 00:10:56,311 --> 00:10:58,169 Why are you asking? 213 00:10:59,119 --> 00:11:01,588 I asked her because she's going to be asked on the stand 214 00:11:01,588 --> 00:11:04,352 why she has such a hard time giving me a straight answer. 215 00:11:04,352 --> 00:11:05,614 However... 216 00:11:05,614 --> 00:11:07,404 It's because... 217 00:11:07,404 --> 00:11:09,764 I have doubts that she really is one. 218 00:11:09,764 --> 00:11:11,102 A homosexual. 219 00:11:11,102 --> 00:11:12,629 Yes. 220 00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:15,360 And are these doubts based on the plaintiff's evidence 221 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,822 or your own scientific compass? 222 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,262 Is she attracted to you, Brad? 223 00:11:22,262 --> 00:11:24,293 She might be. 224 00:11:25,791 --> 00:11:27,411 What? 225 00:11:27,411 --> 00:11:29,070 Why is it men... 226 00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:31,680 I mean, is it the idea of losing one to the other side, 227 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:36,004 or is it since you have feelings for her, you're anxious to believe it's mutual? 228 00:11:36,004 --> 00:11:37,099 You see... 229 00:11:37,099 --> 00:11:40,027 you sucker me with this buddy talk, get me to reveal my feelings, 230 00:11:40,027 --> 00:11:43,063 and when I do, you punish me with them. 231 00:11:43,182 --> 00:11:44,984 I thought you were attracted to me. 232 00:11:44,984 --> 00:11:45,904 You don't want to go there. 233 00:11:45,904 --> 00:11:49,658 Even so, to be forgotten so easily, and for a homosexual... 234 00:11:49,658 --> 00:11:52,293 is there something taped to my forehead that says "mock me"? 235 00:11:52,293 --> 00:11:54,838 Isn't coffee a lovely drug? 236 00:11:54,838 --> 00:11:57,624 I love brain stimulants, don't you? 237 00:11:57,961 --> 00:12:00,389 Uh, Catherine Pipe. 238 00:12:00,585 --> 00:12:02,317 Brad chase. 239 00:12:02,317 --> 00:12:05,963 Brad chase. You're defending the lesbian. 240 00:12:10,592 --> 00:12:13,626 Hi. I'm Lori Colson. We haven't officially met. 241 00:12:13,626 --> 00:12:15,856 Hello, dear. Catherine Piper. 242 00:12:15,856 --> 00:12:21,178 For the future, I don't really appreciate comments about my hair. 243 00:12:21,178 --> 00:12:23,735 Oh. I'm sorry. 244 00:12:23,735 --> 00:12:26,214 I was just trying to make conversation, 245 00:12:26,214 --> 00:12:30,460 and I assumed you wouldn't want me to go anywhere near your eyebrows. 246 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:42,608 I tried diets, all of them. 247 00:12:42,608 --> 00:12:44,187 I exercised. 248 00:12:44,187 --> 00:12:46,233 I'd gone on fen-phen years ago, 249 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,351 and that helped a little, 250 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,794 but mainly, I just kept getting bigger. 251 00:12:50,794 --> 00:12:54,204 And at some point, the defendant mentioned a new drug. 252 00:12:54,204 --> 00:12:57,129 Yes. I forgot how he said he had access to it, 253 00:12:57,129 --> 00:12:59,968 but basically, he said he had this new drug, 254 00:12:59,968 --> 00:13:02,388 not on the market yet called Ramonibend, 255 00:13:02,388 --> 00:13:06,488 and studies showed how it could help people lose weight. 256 00:13:06,488 --> 00:13:08,844 Desperate as I was, I just said yes. 257 00:13:08,844 --> 00:13:10,793 He sold you this drug in his office. 258 00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:14,600 Yes, and he told me not to tell anyone 259 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,769 because he said it was illegal for him to be giving it to me. 260 00:13:17,769 --> 00:13:19,626 Thank you, Mr. Harrison. 261 00:13:31,148 --> 00:13:33,374 I can't help but notice you're really fat. 262 00:13:33,374 --> 00:13:34,507 Yes. 263 00:13:34,507 --> 00:13:36,063 You been fatter? / Much. 264 00:13:36,063 --> 00:13:37,977 Drug worked. / Huge. 265 00:13:37,977 --> 00:13:40,467 I mean, I lost weight, my cholesterol went down, 266 00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:42,405 my HDL actually went up. 267 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:44,076 I mean, it was a godsend. 268 00:13:44,076 --> 00:13:45,575 Of course, till the... 269 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,152 you know, police cut off my supplier. 270 00:13:47,152 --> 00:13:49,066 Objection to the word "supplier," your honor. 271 00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:50,543 It makes my client sound like a drug dealer. 272 00:13:50,543 --> 00:13:52,371 He is a drug dealer. He sold him drugs. 273 00:13:52,371 --> 00:13:54,581 Yes, but there's a bias that goes to the word "dealer." 274 00:13:54,581 --> 00:13:57,853 He simply prescribed him medicine to help him live. 275 00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,459 He's right. 276 00:13:59,459 --> 00:14:01,346 This man almost died. 277 00:14:02,178 --> 00:14:04,711 - Didn't he? - Didn't you? 278 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:08,705 I had high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetes. 279 00:14:08,705 --> 00:14:12,355 I mean, I was at serious risk for a major heart attack or a stroke. 280 00:14:12,355 --> 00:14:13,950 Probably still am. 281 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:16,685 Since you stopped taking the drug? 282 00:14:16,988 --> 00:14:20,034 I'm having problems again. 283 00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:23,583 Did my client tell you that this drug is unapproved by the FDA? 284 00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:25,394 Yes. 285 00:14:25,394 --> 00:14:27,234 Did he tell you that, uh, 286 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,896 - there could be side effects? - Yes. 287 00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:30,315 - You were fully informed. - I was. 288 00:14:30,315 --> 00:14:31,548 - You consented. - I did. 289 00:14:31,548 --> 00:14:32,867 - Take it again? - Absolutely. 290 00:14:32,867 --> 00:14:34,114 - Like the doctor. - Love him. 291 00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:35,635 - How's your memory? - My memory's fine. 292 00:14:35,635 --> 00:14:36,990 - What's my name? - Denny Crane. 293 00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:38,327 - Like you mean it. - Denny Crane. 294 00:14:38,327 --> 00:14:41,135 - What's my name? - Denny Crane! 295 00:14:41,509 --> 00:14:42,723 No further questions. 296 00:14:48,996 --> 00:14:51,609 Stephanie Rogers is essentially accusing Ms. Green 297 00:14:51,609 --> 00:14:53,625 of being a heterosexual in sheep's clothing. 298 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:58,050 If successful, the plaintiff could potentially receive a judgment in excess of seven figures. 299 00:14:58,050 --> 00:14:59,688 Which is why perhaps... 300 00:15:00,477 --> 00:15:01,842 Wait, she wasn't finished. 301 00:15:01,842 --> 00:15:03,822 Doesn't matter how it's playing out in public, Tracey. 302 00:15:03,822 --> 00:15:06,651 What matters are the 12 people in that box. 303 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,333 And? 304 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,674 I can't tell. 305 00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:14,028 Well, you've dated more men than women, 306 00:15:14,028 --> 00:15:16,334 so that puts you on the heterosexual side of the fence. 307 00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:18,245 You certainly could have been confused, as they said, 308 00:15:18,245 --> 00:15:24,267 but the problem is you're coming off as anything but indecisive. 309 00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:28,804 You seem like a woman who knows exactly what you want. 310 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:31,974 What is that supposed to mean? 311 00:15:32,114 --> 00:15:34,124 Nothing. 312 00:15:37,248 --> 00:15:40,220 You actually think that I'm attracted to you. 313 00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:43,760 I just believe you should be straight with people. 314 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,177 You know what I mean. 315 00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,140 I smell some deceit here. 316 00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:49,604 I'm gay, Brad. 317 00:15:50,135 --> 00:15:52,850 Do you want me to take a lie detector? 318 00:16:04,442 --> 00:16:06,906 People lament the cost of health care. 319 00:16:06,906 --> 00:16:09,796 They cry over soaring litigation costs 320 00:16:09,796 --> 00:16:13,505 and scream about the eroding integrity of our medical profession. 321 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:17,083 The conduct of this doctor and others like him are to blame. 322 00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:21,302 - Oh, lighten up, man. - Mr. Crane, you'll get your turn. 323 00:16:21,426 --> 00:16:23,262 We have rules. 324 00:16:23,262 --> 00:16:26,414 One is we do not go prescribing experimental drugs 325 00:16:26,414 --> 00:16:28,632 that the FDA hasn't approved for market. 326 00:16:28,632 --> 00:16:30,548 Even if the patient consents? 327 00:16:30,548 --> 00:16:33,508 The patient will always follow the lead of his doctor. 328 00:16:33,508 --> 00:16:36,501 For god's sake, look what people buy off infomercials. 329 00:16:36,501 --> 00:16:37,856 They'll try anything, 330 00:16:37,856 --> 00:16:41,574 hair potions, pills that make you lose weight while you sleep. 331 00:16:41,574 --> 00:16:43,697 Desperate people will try anything, 332 00:16:43,697 --> 00:16:49,377 and when you have a licensed doctor saying "here, take this," they will. 333 00:16:49,377 --> 00:16:51,274 This isn't a potion. This drug works. 334 00:16:51,274 --> 00:16:55,196 In preliminary studies, but there's much, much more testing to be done. 335 00:16:55,196 --> 00:16:57,498 How long does it take the FDA to approve a drug? 336 00:16:57,498 --> 00:16:58,773 It isn't quick, but... 337 00:16:58,773 --> 00:17:00,368 How long? 338 00:17:00,368 --> 00:17:01,642 Nine years. 339 00:17:01,642 --> 00:17:03,656 My client's patient would be dead by then. 340 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,226 But, hey, you've got your rules. 341 00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:06,737 - Objection. - Oh, be quiet. 342 00:17:06,737 --> 00:17:08,673 Your honor, he can't tell me to be quiet. 343 00:17:08,673 --> 00:17:11,207 Let him have his turn, Mr. Zale. 344 00:17:11,207 --> 00:17:17,433 You say that doctors shouldn't prescribe non-FDA-approved drugs as a rule. 345 00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:21,420 - Yes. - Doctors don't prescribe medications 346 00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,925 for things that the FDA hasn't approved them for. 347 00:17:23,925 --> 00:17:25,785 Off-label prescriptions happen, but... 348 00:17:25,785 --> 00:17:27,577 Doctor, have you ever prescribed a drug 349 00:17:27,577 --> 00:17:30,556 that wasn't approved for the particular condition you were treating? 350 00:17:30,556 --> 00:17:32,293 - Yes, but... - and, doctor, 351 00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:34,009 if you were overweight 352 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:38,658 and at risk for an imminent stroke or heart attack, 353 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:43,020 is it your testimony that you would never consider taking Ramonibend? 354 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,064 For myself, I might, but... 355 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,816 but you wouldn't give your patient 356 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:51,294 the same opportunity 357 00:17:51,294 --> 00:17:54,080 because you have rules. 358 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:06,833 You're going to be the first lawyer sued by his client for sexual harassment. 359 00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:08,663 I'm a good lawyer because I got a nose for the truth, Lori. 360 00:18:08,663 --> 00:18:12,024 You're attracted to her, Brad. It's clouding your nose. 361 00:18:12,187 --> 00:18:13,888 Are you falling in love with this woman? 362 00:18:13,888 --> 00:18:16,102 What? Please. 363 00:18:16,238 --> 00:18:18,379 - Are you? - Of course not. 364 00:18:20,785 --> 00:18:22,563 I put a tail on her. 365 00:18:22,563 --> 00:18:23,736 I beg your pardon? 366 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,532 I hired a P.I. just to follow her around, see who she sees. 367 00:18:26,532 --> 00:18:27,910 What she sees. 368 00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:29,943 You're trying to out her as a heterosexual. 369 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,269 I don't like surprises in court. 370 00:18:31,269 --> 00:18:33,723 Okay, first, you could lose your bar ticket for putting a P.I... 371 00:18:33,723 --> 00:18:36,963 - Why? It's not that big of a deal. - Brad, she's your client. 372 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,952 Second, let the jury decide whether or not she's being truthful. 373 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,404 You just be her lawyer and only, and third... 374 00:18:44,213 --> 00:18:46,423 Stop hitting on her. 375 00:18:52,453 --> 00:18:53,997 Hey, Brad. 376 00:18:53,997 --> 00:18:55,545 All together now. 377 00:18:55,545 --> 00:18:57,355 Lesbian. 378 00:18:59,492 --> 00:19:00,928 Boys... 379 00:19:00,928 --> 00:19:02,203 how's our trial going? 380 00:19:02,203 --> 00:19:05,088 You think I'm just gonna wither up and die in there, don't you? 381 00:19:05,088 --> 00:19:08,050 All these references to our sex life, Denny. 382 00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:09,365 Tell her how I'm doing, Alan. 383 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,149 Please, since he can't recall. 384 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:12,104 He's been amazing. 385 00:19:12,104 --> 00:19:14,625 I'd say we have a better-than-even chance. 386 00:19:17,559 --> 00:19:18,472 Hello. 387 00:19:18,472 --> 00:19:20,323 Hello. 388 00:19:21,173 --> 00:19:23,545 Is there a reason you're snuggled up to me? 389 00:19:23,545 --> 00:19:25,079 Well, yes. 390 00:19:25,079 --> 00:19:27,076 I understand you're the boss, dear. 391 00:19:27,076 --> 00:19:28,978 I'm sucking up. 392 00:19:29,314 --> 00:19:31,092 By standing next to me. 393 00:19:31,092 --> 00:19:32,256 Yes. 394 00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:35,823 With me by your side, dear, you almost look young. 395 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:39,044 I have no idea who you are, 396 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,649 but I like you. 397 00:19:42,032 --> 00:19:43,244 Is he really doing okay? 398 00:19:43,244 --> 00:19:45,034 The firm is safe from ridicule. 399 00:19:49,765 --> 00:19:51,557 What did she want? 400 00:19:52,409 --> 00:19:54,113 Make sure I'm competent? 401 00:19:54,113 --> 00:19:56,359 Something like that. 402 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,320 You were more than competent today, Denny. 403 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,330 - You were good, very good. - I know. 404 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:03,659 We must be doing our crosswords these days. 405 00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:07,668 Did she ask you to backstop me? 406 00:20:07,668 --> 00:20:09,373 It was my idea. 407 00:20:09,373 --> 00:20:12,141 - Damn liar. - I like doing cases with you, Denny. 408 00:20:12,141 --> 00:20:14,248 Can't you just accept that? It's fun. 409 00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:18,589 Fun, fine. I'll go with that, then. 410 00:20:18,589 --> 00:20:22,658 You have seemed especially acute. Are we taking something? 411 00:20:23,428 --> 00:20:28,281 I just rubbed on a little clear cream. It was just for muscle cramps. 412 00:20:29,139 --> 00:20:31,121 Denny? 413 00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:35,179 Are you taking something? 414 00:20:35,982 --> 00:20:38,262 What I am taking... 415 00:20:38,262 --> 00:20:40,199 is good care of myself. 416 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:43,451 The old Denny Crane is coming back. 417 00:20:53,646 --> 00:20:56,498 Our business had reached sort of a plateau, 418 00:20:56,498 --> 00:20:58,708 and I felt I could do better solo. 419 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,571 And truthfully, I thought that she might, too. 420 00:21:00,571 --> 00:21:02,925 Now, before leaving, did you tell your clients? 421 00:21:02,925 --> 00:21:04,524 Absolutely not. 422 00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:09,407 I left, I contacted them, they decided to come with me, in that order. 423 00:21:09,407 --> 00:21:11,023 Now, Tracey, we've heard the accusation 424 00:21:11,023 --> 00:21:13,735 that you pretended to love Stephanie for business reasons. 425 00:21:13,735 --> 00:21:15,646 It's absolutely false. 426 00:21:18,121 --> 00:21:19,771 I fell in love with her. 427 00:21:19,771 --> 00:21:24,753 I mean, the idea that I could feign love for 2-plus years just... 428 00:21:25,845 --> 00:21:27,847 you know how much I loved you, Stephanie. 429 00:21:27,847 --> 00:21:32,003 Ms. Green, please do not address anyone but me or your counsel. 430 00:21:33,871 --> 00:21:37,232 I never lied to her about my sexual orientation, 431 00:21:37,232 --> 00:21:39,006 and I'm offended by that. 432 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:42,511 How many women had you been with prior to your relationship with my client? 433 00:21:42,511 --> 00:21:44,734 - Objection. - Overruled. 434 00:21:44,734 --> 00:21:47,285 However salacious, it's in issue. 435 00:21:47,285 --> 00:21:48,456 How many women? 436 00:21:48,456 --> 00:21:50,251 - One. - One. 437 00:21:50,251 --> 00:21:52,406 And prior to your relationship with my client, 438 00:21:52,406 --> 00:21:54,936 how many men had you had sexual relationships with? 439 00:21:54,936 --> 00:21:56,765 - Several. - Several. 440 00:21:56,765 --> 00:21:58,759 - More than five? - Yes. 441 00:21:58,759 --> 00:22:02,197 - More than 10? - I wanted to lead a heterosexual life. 442 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:03,528 Eventually, I realized... 443 00:22:03,528 --> 00:22:05,791 My client asked you if you were bisexual. 444 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:08,068 - You answered no. - Because I'm not. 445 00:22:08,068 --> 00:22:10,468 I may have been with men in the past, 446 00:22:10,468 --> 00:22:13,043 but ultimately, I realized I preferred women. 447 00:22:13,043 --> 00:22:15,739 How many relationships have you had since Stephanie? 448 00:22:15,739 --> 00:22:18,327 - One. - With a man or a woman? 449 00:22:18,441 --> 00:22:20,834 Look, the breakup with Stephanie was extremely painful. 450 00:22:20,834 --> 00:22:24,420 Your subsequent relationship was with a man or a woman? 451 00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:26,854 - A man. - A man. 452 00:22:26,854 --> 00:22:30,752 Now, you spoke earlier about the exact order of how things went down. 453 00:22:30,752 --> 00:22:32,750 Rewinding a little further back, 454 00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,888 you met Stephanie, became her lover, 455 00:22:34,888 --> 00:22:37,111 eventually became her business partner, 456 00:22:37,111 --> 00:22:41,099 left with clients and files, began having an affair with a man. 457 00:22:41,099 --> 00:22:43,097 Did I get the order right? 458 00:22:52,551 --> 00:22:54,964 I just got destroyed. 459 00:22:54,964 --> 00:22:56,550 Didn't I? 460 00:22:56,550 --> 00:22:58,009 You didn't get destroyed. 461 00:22:58,009 --> 00:23:00,877 It was a tough cross, but I thought you held up. 462 00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,400 Really? 463 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,282 Really. 464 00:23:06,643 --> 00:23:08,964 You know... 465 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:16,441 to think that I'm straight is to believe that I'm a profoundly dishonest person. 466 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:21,512 And I'm not dishonest, Brad. 467 00:23:21,538 --> 00:23:23,842 - Okay. - You know, I... 468 00:23:24,053 --> 00:23:28,552 I can take you doubting my sexual orientation but... 469 00:23:28,552 --> 00:23:30,333 my character, I, uh... 470 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:31,837 I don't doubt you. 471 00:23:36,931 --> 00:23:40,213 - She's trying to admit something. - What, that she's not gay? 472 00:23:40,213 --> 00:23:42,495 I don't know. Maybe. 473 00:23:43,998 --> 00:23:46,210 You're making a fool of yourself, Brad. 474 00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:47,998 I know when I'm being deceived, Tara. 475 00:23:47,998 --> 00:23:50,129 The deception is self-inflicted. 476 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:53,124 You're infatuated with her, and you want to believe it's reciprocal. 477 00:23:53,124 --> 00:23:57,224 She's probably more interested in me than you. 478 00:23:57,224 --> 00:23:59,575 You're making a fool of yourself. 479 00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:04,588 I considered it life or death. 480 00:24:04,588 --> 00:24:07,467 He was at risk of cardiac arrest, diabetes... 481 00:24:07,467 --> 00:24:09,972 and this drug was your only resort? 482 00:24:09,972 --> 00:24:11,761 It was my last resort. 483 00:24:11,761 --> 00:24:15,895 Believe me, I am not in the habit of prescribing non-approved drugs, but this... 484 00:24:15,895 --> 00:24:19,426 Doctor, would you tell the jury and me, too, 485 00:24:19,426 --> 00:24:21,564 for that matter, because I've forgotten. 486 00:24:21,564 --> 00:24:24,170 How Ramonibend works. 487 00:24:25,093 --> 00:24:29,210 It suppresses a protein in the brain that makes you want to eat. 488 00:24:29,210 --> 00:24:32,321 In fact, this drug blocks nearly all cravings. 489 00:24:32,321 --> 00:24:36,513 It can be used to help people quit smoking, drinking. 490 00:24:36,513 --> 00:24:39,273 Which is why it's been called the wonder drug. 491 00:24:39,273 --> 00:24:43,064 So you just figured what the hell, why wait for proof? 492 00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:45,541 My patient couldn't wait, Mr. Zale. 493 00:24:45,541 --> 00:24:48,141 He was looking at an imminent physical demise. 494 00:24:48,141 --> 00:24:50,143 In medical terms, we call it death. 495 00:24:50,143 --> 00:24:52,256 Any published studies on this drug? 496 00:24:52,256 --> 00:24:54,558 To justify this wonder status you give it. 497 00:24:54,558 --> 00:24:57,098 - Not yet. - Has this drug been approved for sale? 498 00:24:57,098 --> 00:24:58,355 Not yet. 499 00:24:58,355 --> 00:25:01,089 How'd you get your hands on this drug, doctor? 500 00:25:01,221 --> 00:25:04,554 I had a connection at one of the clinics where it's being tested. 501 00:25:04,554 --> 00:25:06,318 I won't reveal more than that. 502 00:25:06,318 --> 00:25:07,948 You're a licensed doctor 503 00:25:07,948 --> 00:25:11,902 prescribing a drug not approved by the FDA to desperate patients. 504 00:25:11,902 --> 00:25:12,938 With a full warning. 505 00:25:12,938 --> 00:25:16,566 How can you warn about a drug side effect you don't know about? 506 00:25:16,566 --> 00:25:19,390 The warning that I gave Mr. Harrison was exactly that. 507 00:25:19,390 --> 00:25:21,209 This drug may have side effects we don't know about. 508 00:25:21,209 --> 00:25:22,642 Possible fatal side effects. 509 00:25:22,642 --> 00:25:24,577 - There's no evidence of that. - So you decided... 510 00:25:24,577 --> 00:25:27,503 balancing the benefits against the known risk of a coronary 511 00:25:27,503 --> 00:25:30,032 if he doesn't take it, I favor taking the medication. 512 00:25:30,032 --> 00:25:33,182 - This is an experimental drug. - Which I have no financial interest in. 513 00:25:33,182 --> 00:25:36,858 - Which you bootlegged. - My only concern was a patient's health. 514 00:25:36,858 --> 00:25:40,081 So doctors should feel free to ignore the FDA whenever they choose. 515 00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:42,568 I never said that. / So you should feel free whenever you choose. 516 00:25:42,568 --> 00:25:45,457 Sometimes desperate circumstances require desperate measures. 517 00:25:45,457 --> 00:25:48,908 And desperate people will do anything, won't they? 518 00:26:01,945 --> 00:26:03,939 Denny. 519 00:26:04,765 --> 00:26:06,714 You're checking on me in here, too? 520 00:26:06,714 --> 00:26:08,478 Think I forgot how to piss? 521 00:26:08,478 --> 00:26:09,707 I beg your pardon? 522 00:26:09,707 --> 00:26:11,904 I'm tired of being followed around like some patient. 523 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,941 I change my underwear every day. I know how to practice law. 524 00:26:13,941 --> 00:26:16,882 And if you're the one who assigned Alan Shore to backstop me, 525 00:26:16,882 --> 00:26:18,695 - then you better stop... - You listen. 526 00:26:18,837 --> 00:26:21,185 - I'm still talking. - Now I'm talking. 527 00:26:21,185 --> 00:26:25,969 You arrogant old fart, you have a client facing prison time. 528 00:26:25,969 --> 00:26:28,151 You have no right to exalt your ego. 529 00:26:28,151 --> 00:26:29,327 Don't you talk to me in that... 530 00:26:29,327 --> 00:26:30,910 Shut up! 531 00:26:30,910 --> 00:26:34,118 I am sick of you feeling sorry for yourself and only yourself. 532 00:26:34,118 --> 00:26:37,397 It was selfish of you to try this case solo. 533 00:26:37,397 --> 00:26:40,184 Do not start a war with me here. 534 00:26:40,184 --> 00:26:42,349 You may not win it. 535 00:26:42,999 --> 00:26:46,073 That's why you brought Shirley back. 536 00:26:46,453 --> 00:26:48,780 To build an alliance! 537 00:26:53,615 --> 00:26:56,707 Guess you're the one who forgot how to piss. 538 00:27:10,370 --> 00:27:12,513 Does it smell right to you? 539 00:27:12,513 --> 00:27:16,123 She had a history of men before my client. 540 00:27:16,123 --> 00:27:20,490 She never hinted to her best friends that she was anything but heterosexual. 541 00:27:20,490 --> 00:27:24,576 She had an affair with a man after she left my client. 542 00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:26,601 Her only fling with homosexuality 543 00:27:26,601 --> 00:27:30,711 just happened to coincide with the biggest financial windfall of her life. 544 00:27:30,711 --> 00:27:32,870 Suddenly being gay got her money, 545 00:27:32,870 --> 00:27:37,850 got her profiled about town in magazines, on tv, as an it girl. 546 00:27:37,850 --> 00:27:44,113 Newfound fame, newfound money, newfound sexual orientation. 547 00:27:44,821 --> 00:27:47,932 Does it smell right to you? 548 00:27:48,162 --> 00:27:51,051 In order to make a cause of action for fraud, 549 00:27:51,051 --> 00:27:54,849 one must prove that he or she relied on the fraud to his or her own detriment. 550 00:27:54,849 --> 00:27:57,315 Now, after partnering with my client, 551 00:27:57,315 --> 00:28:00,796 Ms. Rogers' financial and professional fortunes soared. 552 00:28:00,796 --> 00:28:01,987 She benefited. 553 00:28:01,987 --> 00:28:04,016 In fact, one might even say, considering 554 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,612 the media coverage of this lawsuit, 555 00:28:05,612 --> 00:28:07,685 that she's actually benefiting from the breakup, 556 00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:11,622 because as any P.R. professional knows, there's no such thing as bad publicity. 557 00:28:11,622 --> 00:28:14,186 But if you're determined to get hung up on the issue 558 00:28:14,186 --> 00:28:18,226 is Tracey Green gay or not, did she really love Stephanie or not, 559 00:28:18,226 --> 00:28:20,811 consider Stephanie's own testimony. 560 00:28:20,811 --> 00:28:24,591 When I asked her during the relationship 561 00:28:24,591 --> 00:28:26,933 as she was living it, 562 00:28:26,933 --> 00:28:31,092 did she feel that Tracey loved her? 563 00:28:31,092 --> 00:28:34,738 And she answered yes. 564 00:28:34,870 --> 00:28:37,016 But now in the wake of hurt and heartbreak, 565 00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:39,751 she offers a different answer. 566 00:28:41,210 --> 00:28:44,591 Which version do you find more reliable? 567 00:29:05,968 --> 00:29:06,975 Anything? 568 00:29:06,975 --> 00:29:09,103 No, they're still deliberating. 569 00:29:09,658 --> 00:29:11,326 - What's this? - I haven't the slightest idea. 570 00:29:11,326 --> 00:29:14,883 Your secretary said you'd want it sooner rather than later. 571 00:29:17,591 --> 00:29:19,338 What is it? 572 00:29:19,338 --> 00:29:22,501 It's nothing. It's just another case I'm working on. 573 00:29:39,794 --> 00:29:44,899 Do I have to convince you of the danger of prescribing non-approved drugs? 574 00:29:44,899 --> 00:29:50,605 Defrauding overweight people with diet gimmicks is a billion-dollar industry, 575 00:29:50,605 --> 00:29:54,216 and now we're going to let doctors get in on the racket 576 00:29:54,216 --> 00:29:58,662 and say it's okay to sell black-market pills under the table? 577 00:29:58,662 --> 00:30:02,430 It's precisely because physicians have 578 00:30:02,430 --> 00:30:04,719 such an influence over their patients 579 00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:09,862 that we demand that drugs be approvedby the FDA. 580 00:30:09,862 --> 00:30:15,497 But this doctor decided he shouldn't be held to that. 581 00:30:15,497 --> 00:30:19,167 This doctor figured he's above the law. 582 00:30:19,167 --> 00:30:22,444 This doctor is the equivalent of a drug dealer 583 00:30:22,444 --> 00:30:25,158 selling cocaine in an alleyway, 584 00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:28,206 and he should be punished accordingly. 585 00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:37,142 - I thought I was closing. - I'm first chair. 586 00:30:37,142 --> 00:30:39,193 - You got to ask all the questions. - Objection. 587 00:30:39,193 --> 00:30:43,460 Your honor, these two have tried to trivialize the severity of this case 588 00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:47,577 with their Abbott and Costello routine, but it's an insult to this court. 589 00:30:47,577 --> 00:30:49,819 Your honor, it's only fair I get to do something here. 590 00:30:49,819 --> 00:30:53,024 Mr. Shore, the court is anything but amused. 591 00:30:53,024 --> 00:30:54,563 - I'm not.. - No, I, I got it. 592 00:30:54,948 --> 00:30:56,564 We'll split it. 593 00:30:57,307 --> 00:30:58,719 You go first. 594 00:30:59,050 --> 00:31:00,138 Fine. 595 00:31:02,523 --> 00:31:05,149 Okay, first, this big deal about FDA approval... 596 00:31:05,149 --> 00:31:10,902 doctors prescribe medications every day for uses the FDA never considered. 597 00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:15,198 Aspirin, for years, has been used to prevent and treat heart attacks. 598 00:31:15,198 --> 00:31:17,792 Did the FDA ever test for that? No. 599 00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:20,552 It was sanctioned only as a pain reliever until recently. 600 00:31:20,552 --> 00:31:24,505 Beta-blockers are prescribed for migraines with no FDA approval. 601 00:31:24,505 --> 00:31:28,134 We take anti-convulsants for pain, for bipolar disorders. 602 00:31:28,134 --> 00:31:32,087 Antidepressants for insomnia, steroids for cancer. 603 00:31:32,087 --> 00:31:36,968 People in this country are getting prescriptions by the thousands 604 00:31:36,968 --> 00:31:42,290 every day from their doctors for treatments the FDA never signed off on. 605 00:31:42,290 --> 00:31:43,787 And what about the FDA? 606 00:31:43,787 --> 00:31:46,448 David Graham, a drug reviewer with the agency, 607 00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:50,653 just testified before congress that the FDA is, I quote, 608 00:31:50,653 --> 00:31:55,611 "virtually incapable of protecting America from unsafe drugs." 609 00:31:55,611 --> 00:31:58,568 The FDA is broken, folks. 610 00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:01,311 Raise your hand if you agree, except those of you on vioxin. 611 00:32:01,311 --> 00:32:05,375 Objection. / The FDA's own point man said to congress 612 00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:10,855 that we are currently facing the single greatest drug safety catastrophe 613 00:32:10,855 --> 00:32:12,920 in the history of the world. 614 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,396 So who, then, is there to protect the patient? 615 00:32:15,396 --> 00:32:18,872 Who is there to protect Mr. Harrison? 616 00:32:18,872 --> 00:32:21,193 His doctor. 617 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:27,764 My client had a medication that could save his patient's life. 618 00:32:27,764 --> 00:32:35,494 He wasn't going to wait nine years for approval from a broken, ineffective agency. 619 00:32:35,494 --> 00:32:38,065 This is life or death, for god's sake. 620 00:32:38,065 --> 00:32:41,881 Life or death. 621 00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:05,121 I'm at risk for Alzheimer's. 622 00:33:05,121 --> 00:33:09,921 I've got some sort of plaque going on inside my brain. 623 00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:12,384 My memory... 624 00:33:12,877 --> 00:33:16,620 I might have met some of you before. I wouldn't know. 625 00:33:19,617 --> 00:33:24,062 What you wouldn't know is what it feels like to be... 626 00:33:25,106 --> 00:33:28,092 losing it, to be... 627 00:33:28,092 --> 00:33:30,912 feel... 628 00:33:31,279 --> 00:33:33,982 to be slipping. 629 00:33:39,950 --> 00:33:44,241 There's a prescription drug... 630 00:33:45,475 --> 00:33:48,794 dextroamphetamine. 631 00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,928 It's very big on the black market. 632 00:33:50,928 --> 00:33:55,490 It's used by college kids to bone up for exams. 633 00:33:56,338 --> 00:33:59,504 I've been taking it. 634 00:34:02,079 --> 00:34:04,602 I don't know how it works, 635 00:34:04,602 --> 00:34:07,035 but you get your memory back. 636 00:34:07,035 --> 00:34:09,497 It reintroduces you to your vocabulary, 637 00:34:09,497 --> 00:34:15,749 helps with mental arithmetic, facial recognition, overall productivity. 638 00:34:16,906 --> 00:34:19,585 Basically... 639 00:34:19,856 --> 00:34:22,408 you get your brain back. 640 00:34:22,962 --> 00:34:27,397 And no FDA or any other agency is gonna 641 00:34:27,397 --> 00:34:32,210 tell me I don't have the right to get back my brain. 642 00:34:32,620 --> 00:34:37,783 No government or, or court is gonna tell me, 643 00:34:38,033 --> 00:34:42,770 order me to continue losing my mind. 644 00:34:45,253 --> 00:34:47,289 I agree with the prosecutor. 645 00:34:47,289 --> 00:34:55,642 His claim that desperate people will try desperate measures. 646 00:34:59,662 --> 00:35:02,162 So what? 647 00:35:43,872 --> 00:35:46,126 - Members of the jury, - have you reached a verdict? 648 00:35:46,126 --> 00:35:48,446 - Yes, we have, your honor. - We have, your honor. 649 00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:51,791 - What say you? - In the matter of Rogers vs. Green... 650 00:35:51,791 --> 00:35:55,245 In the matter of the commonwealth of Massachusetts vs. Dr. Robert Mclean... 651 00:35:55,245 --> 00:35:59,881 we the jury find in favor of the defendant. 652 00:36:00,084 --> 00:36:02,969 We find the defendant Dr. Robert Mclean 653 00:36:02,969 --> 00:36:04,769 not guilty. 654 00:36:04,769 --> 00:36:07,368 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I want to thank you for your service. 655 00:36:07,368 --> 00:36:09,408 At this time, you are dismissed. 656 00:36:09,408 --> 00:36:10,960 Court adjourned. 657 00:36:21,808 --> 00:36:24,219 So did she say anything after? 658 00:36:24,319 --> 00:36:27,654 She just shot me a look when she was leaving the courthouse. 659 00:36:27,654 --> 00:36:28,748 She'll get over it. 660 00:36:28,748 --> 00:36:29,907 Yeah, I bet she will. 661 00:36:29,907 --> 00:36:32,394 Who knows? Maybe we'll even get back together one day. 662 00:36:32,394 --> 00:36:34,497 Wouldn't be surprised. 663 00:36:35,675 --> 00:36:39,281 So why did you want to have dinner, Brad? 664 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,663 To celebrate the victory or, uh... 665 00:36:41,663 --> 00:36:44,012 take one last shot at conversion? 666 00:36:49,060 --> 00:36:52,812 I wanted to have dinner to apologize. 667 00:36:53,992 --> 00:36:56,048 I did a really... 668 00:36:56,048 --> 00:36:58,523 terrible thing. 669 00:36:58,788 --> 00:37:01,986 I hired a private investigator to follow you. 670 00:37:01,986 --> 00:37:05,811 I wanted to satisfy myself that you were really gay, 671 00:37:06,434 --> 00:37:09,111 and I'm quite satisfied now. 672 00:37:11,999 --> 00:37:17,671 You went to see Stephanie around midnight last night. 673 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,086 Why would you do that? 674 00:37:23,300 --> 00:37:26,575 Well, had it half right. Didn't I? 675 00:37:26,575 --> 00:37:29,525 You know, thinking Stephanie sued you for... 676 00:37:29,525 --> 00:37:31,537 the publicity. 677 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:34,540 You were both in on it. 678 00:37:34,906 --> 00:37:37,898 It girls or split girls... 679 00:37:38,627 --> 00:37:41,745 however you make the news, you two are a really good team. 680 00:37:43,890 --> 00:37:46,810 Because I knew I was being deceived. 681 00:37:46,810 --> 00:37:49,488 I just wasn't sure how. 682 00:37:53,388 --> 00:37:57,940 I didn't plan for you to fall for me. 683 00:37:58,481 --> 00:38:01,122 Well, don't flatter yourself. 684 00:38:03,932 --> 00:38:06,046 I think that I should leave. 685 00:38:06,046 --> 00:38:07,694 No, no, you don't have to. We won the case. 686 00:38:07,694 --> 00:38:09,944 Come on, this is a celebration. 687 00:38:11,744 --> 00:38:13,659 I'm gonna leave. 688 00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:15,801 Thank you, Brad. 689 00:38:17,126 --> 00:38:20,315 Um, and again, 690 00:38:20,584 --> 00:38:23,310 I'm sorry if... 691 00:38:27,721 --> 00:38:29,298 Thank you. 692 00:39:05,595 --> 00:39:07,511 That drug you're taking is an amphetamine 693 00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:11,464 with a dangerously high potential for abuse and addiction. 694 00:39:12,152 --> 00:39:15,430 The shrinks are doling it out like candy. 695 00:39:17,258 --> 00:39:19,843 Might make you feel more acute. 696 00:39:19,843 --> 00:39:22,954 You'll no doubt work like a demon. 697 00:39:22,954 --> 00:39:26,375 But certain pleasures will be gone. 698 00:39:26,511 --> 00:39:28,433 Like? 699 00:39:28,852 --> 00:39:31,442 Perhaps fishing... 700 00:39:31,442 --> 00:39:37,055 perhaps sitting in a chair enjoying a football game... 701 00:39:37,215 --> 00:39:40,226 standing on a balcony... 702 00:39:40,226 --> 00:39:44,109 appreciating the quiet joy of a friendship. 703 00:39:46,446 --> 00:39:49,823 There's more to life than recognizing faces, Denny. 704 00:39:49,823 --> 00:39:51,954 You prefer me in my fog? 705 00:39:51,954 --> 00:39:54,019 I prefer you. 706 00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:59,127 Your perspective and your humor, 707 00:39:59,127 --> 00:40:02,978 the acceptance and humility which... 708 00:40:02,978 --> 00:40:05,880 perhaps can only come with age. 709 00:40:08,341 --> 00:40:10,729 I prefer you. 710 00:40:19,135 --> 00:40:21,503 I've stopped taking the drug. 711 00:40:22,672 --> 00:40:25,537 I kind of like my fog, too. 712 00:40:26,906 --> 00:40:29,892 There's a certain license that goes with it. 713 00:40:29,892 --> 00:40:33,344 Plus, I've said this before, and I'll say it again. 714 00:40:33,438 --> 00:40:35,414 The answers in life... 715 00:40:35,414 --> 00:40:38,205 you don't find them here. 716 00:40:40,247 --> 00:40:44,017 First you look to god... 717 00:40:44,402 --> 00:40:47,950 and then... 718 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,820 Fox news. 719 00:40:50,820 --> 00:40:52,756 Damn right. 720 00:40:54,124 --> 00:40:56,710 You Democrats. 721 00:40:57,017 --> 00:40:59,268 You Republicans. 722 00:40:59,328 --> 00:41:00,543 Shirley know I won? 723 00:41:00,543 --> 00:41:02,830 - Told her myself. - What'd she say? 724 00:41:02,830 --> 00:41:05,049 She'd like to have your children. 725 00:41:05,457 --> 00:41:07,578 Damn right. 726 00:41:12,356 --> 00:41:15,835 Subtitles by Korea NSC Subtitle Team (http://club.nate.com/tsm)