1 00:00:02,065 --> 00:00:03,557 Previous on Boston Legal. 2 00:00:03,668 --> 00:00:08,335 I think you remember Reverend Dumdum. The reverend is also a lawyer. 3 00:00:08,437 --> 00:00:10,931 I've decided to let him handle my divorce. 4 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:14,071 - Instead of the ex-husband, we go after the reverend. - The reverend? 5 00:00:14,178 --> 00:00:17,673 Three sexual harassment complaints. The man has a certain weakness. 6 00:00:19,851 --> 00:00:25,692 Did you commit this act because he was evil or because you are? 7 00:00:25,789 --> 00:00:28,454 Because he was. 8 00:00:29,994 --> 00:00:31,897 I want Alan Shore. 9 00:00:39,003 --> 00:00:42,443 I'd like to know how a United States congressman could be held liable... 10 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:45,410 for an official act of congressional business for which he enjoys immunity. 11 00:00:45,510 --> 00:00:49,210 You can be held liable because you've been sued under traditional state tort law... 12 00:00:49,312 --> 00:00:52,684 for which you enjoy no immunity. 13 00:00:52,785 --> 00:00:54,912 I want Denny Crane. 14 00:00:55,018 --> 00:00:58,652 Uh, you _'t want Denny Crane. 15 00:00:58,756 --> 00:01:01,660 Denise is one of our top- 16 00:01:01,759 --> 00:01:05,928 I'm entitled to the top. Is there a reason I'm not getting Denny? 17 00:01:08,166 --> 00:01:11,468 Denny- Denny has, uh- 18 00:01:11,569 --> 00:01:13,733 Mad cow disease. 19 00:01:13,839 --> 00:01:17,470 I just saw him on television in Kelly Nolan's murder trial. 20 00:01:17,574 --> 00:01:20,102 He was at the defense table for effect, Raymond. 21 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:22,408 He's not capable of any complex litigation. 22 00:01:27,852 --> 00:01:30,619 I knew you were there, Denny. Did you? 23 00:01:30,721 --> 00:01:34,024 Raymond Jacobs. 24 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:36,594 You handled my first divorce 15 years ago. 25 00:01:36,695 --> 00:01:39,690 - My wife’s name was Lois? - I remember. 26 00:01:39,798 --> 00:01:42,496 - Why wouldn't you? You slept with her. - After the divorce was final. 27 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:46,596 - May I ask, how do you feel about gun control? - For Communists. 28 00:01:46,703 --> 00:01:48,936 What about banning assault weapons in the private sector? 29 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:53,175 As soon as you say it's okay to ban assault weapons, even in the private sector... 30 00:01:53,277 --> 00:01:56,681 you make it easier to take guns away from hunting, then personal protection. 31 00:01:56,781 --> 00:01:58,842 Soon the military and the police are without firearms. 32 00:01:58,950 --> 00:02:02,116 By banning assault weapons in the private sector... 33 00:02:02,219 --> 00:02:05,284 the military and the police would lose their guns? 34 00:02:05,390 --> 00:02:07,688 And their dominoes. It's a whole theory. 35 00:02:09,427 --> 00:02:13,128 She's a liberal. Can't even hunt. 36 00:02:25,844 --> 00:02:28,873 - You set? - Set? 37 00:02:28,981 --> 00:02:31,214 You sure you don't need a second chair? This is a murder trial. 38 00:02:31,316 --> 00:02:33,216 I want Catherine to be the underdog. 39 00:02:33,316 --> 00:02:35,844 An army of lawyers would subvert that. 40 00:02:35,953 --> 00:02:39,894 - You okay? - Tara quit. 41 00:02:39,992 --> 00:02:42,155 What do you mean, she quit? 42 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:44,561 She's gone. 43 00:02:44,663 --> 00:02:47,361 - She quit the firm? - She quit me actually. 44 00:02:47,465 --> 00:02:50,767 But she's left the firm as well. 45 00:02:55,640 --> 00:03:00,275 Alan, do you have the necessary focus to tee this case? 46 00:03:03,447 --> 00:03:05,349 I do. 47 00:03:49,328 --> 00:03:52,891 The coroner's report showed he'd been struck twice behind the head... 48 00:03:52,997 --> 00:03:55,059 the second blow being fatal. 49 00:03:55,167 --> 00:03:58,936 - And was there any sign of struggle, Detective? - No. 50 00:03:59,036 --> 00:04:03,774 Any evidence to suggest that the victim had made any threatening movement toward the defendant? 51 00:04:03,874 --> 00:04:07,280 - No. - And in the statement made to you byte defendant... 52 00:04:07,379 --> 00:04:10,248 did she say the victim was threatening her? 53 00:04:10,349 --> 00:04:14,654 But she did not say that she was in any imminent danger at the time she hit him. 54 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:19,992 - Thank you, sir. Your witness. - I have nothing. 55 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:24,089 It appears your exhaustive testimony covered everything and you left nothing out. 56 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,460 Is that correct, Detective? 57 00:04:27,564 --> 00:04:30,265 - Pretty much. - Pretty much. 58 00:04:30,369 --> 00:04:33,705 Thank you, Detective, for your fine commitment to detail. 59 00:04:39,777 --> 00:04:42,613 Okay. The witness may step down. 60 00:04:42,713 --> 00:04:47,451 Actually, one thing you pretty much left out. No harm. We can cover it now. 61 00:04:47,551 --> 00:04:51,458 Mr. ferried had previously killed two people. 62 00:04:51,556 --> 00:04:54,153 He whacked both his mother and a neighbor. 63 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:57,629 - Allegedly. - Allegedly. 64 00:04:57,728 --> 00:05:01,829 Isn't it pretty much the opinion of the Boston Police Department... 65 00:05:01,933 --> 00:05:03,834 that he committed these murders? 66 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:06,840 - Yes. - Thank you. 67 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:11,745 I'm sure you "pretty much" meant to include that in your testimony but forgot. 68 00:05:14,078 --> 00:05:16,572 Oh! 69 00:05:16,681 --> 00:05:19,712 Mrs. Piper came to you a week before... 70 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:23,086 Mr. Ferro was killed, didn't she? 71 00:05:23,188 --> 00:05:28,222 - She did. - Told you she feared Mr. ferried would kill again. 72 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,493 - Yes. - Relayed to you Bernard's comments... 73 00:05:31,595 --> 00:05:36,732 about how the next time he'd be sure to leave little clues like the B. T. K. killer. 74 00:05:36,835 --> 00:05:39,772 - She tell you that, Detective? - Yes. 75 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:43,402 And after she told you all this, you did what, Detective? 76 00:05:43,508 --> 00:05:47,072 - I told her there wasn't enough to make an arrest. - You sent her away. 77 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:55,083 Tell me, Detective. Have you considered if you’d heeded Catherine Piper's warnings... 78 00:05:55,187 --> 00:05:57,089 Bernard Ferro might still be alive? 79 00:05:57,189 --> 00:05:59,319 - Objection. - Withdrawn. 80 00:05:59,424 --> 00:06:02,919 Moving forward a bit to Bernard Fermions’ demise. 81 00:06:03,028 --> 00:06:07,595 So you found him dead, conducted a Sherlock Holmes an investigation... 82 00:06:07,699 --> 00:06:12,505 which led at last to Catherine Piper's doorstep? 83 00:06:12,604 --> 00:06:15,074 No. She came to us. 84 00:06:15,173 --> 00:06:17,201 - Oh, she came to you! - Yes. 85 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,712 Well, you certainly left that out, didn’t you? 86 00:06:19,811 --> 00:06:23,147 - She didn't come forth for a full week. - Maybe Catherine hesitated... 87 00:06:23,248 --> 00:06:25,242 because she feared being arrested. 88 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:28,551 Yet, her conscience and sense of morality... 89 00:06:28,653 --> 00:06:31,055 eventually overcame her fear, which, of course, the jury would know... 90 00:06:31,156 --> 00:06:33,821 - if you’d lived up to your oath to tell the whole truth. - Objection. 91 00:06:33,925 --> 00:06:35,986 - Mr. Shore. - What? What did I say? 92 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:49,941 I paid $2, OOO to his campaign personally. 93 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:54,106 And I contributed another two million to the Democratic National Party... 94 00:06:54,212 --> 00:06:56,706 on the assumption that this congressman... 95 00:06:56,815 --> 00:07:00,756 if reelected, would support gun control. 96 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:06,023 Well, certainly, Mr. Naught on, you realize that you cannot buy votes on Capitol Hill. 97 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:07,821 Please. 98 00:07:07,926 --> 00:07:11,093 There was never any quid pro quo on any specific vote. 99 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:14,192 But, sir, in your complaint, you cite his failure... 100 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,203 to support the ban on assault weapons. 101 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:19,900 The fraud was perpetrated on me during his reelection campaign. 102 00:07:20,005 --> 00:07:22,704 The two of us got together for dinner, we shook hands... 103 00:07:22,808 --> 00:07:26,144 he looked me in the eye, and he told me that he would champion- 104 00:07:26,244 --> 00:07:29,980 not support but champion- the renewal of the ban against assault weapons. 105 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:34,114 Then he goes off to Washington and the ban just lapses. 106 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,121 Doesn't even get brought up for a vote. 107 00:07:36,221 --> 00:07:39,559 And, sir, the fact that this ban was not renewed... 108 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,857 how has it hurt you personally? 109 00:07:43,595 --> 00:07:49,129 On January 2, my nephew was buying milk in a convenience store. 110 00:07:49,234 --> 00:07:53,869 Two men came in to rob the store bearing AK-47s. 111 00:07:53,972 --> 00:07:57,069 Gunfire ensued. My nephew was killed. 112 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:03,308 I am vey sorry for your loss, sir. 113 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:08,121 Are you suggesting that because you contributed money to this congressman... 114 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:12,252 - that you bought his vote? - There was no vote. 115 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:16,162 Instead, Congress just let the ban lapse without so much as a discussion. 116 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:19,996 Didn't it lapse in part because the legislators in favor of the ban... 117 00:08:20,098 --> 00:08:22,001 realized the votes just weren't there? 118 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:24,799 When you secure a contribution based on a policy... 119 00:08:24,903 --> 00:08:28,537 you have no intention of honoring, that's flat-out fraud. 120 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:32,603 My point is Congressman Jacobs couldn't have gotten the ban renewed. 121 00:08:32,711 --> 00:08:35,114 Tom DeLay had dismissed it as simply... 122 00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:39,952 "a piece of feel-good legislation that had no chance of passing. " 123 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:43,388 I didn't get a commitment from Tom DeLay. I did from him. 124 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:55,569 - Oh, my God! - Not quite. 125 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,570 What are you doing here? 126 00:08:57,670 --> 00:09:00,972 Your behavior saddened me, Sara. 127 00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:03,407 It left me bereft. 128 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:06,310 Bereft? Let's not get carried away, Reverend. 129 00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:09,043 - You desecrated my collar. - How? 130 00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:12,210 You smelled it in a sexual manner. 131 00:09:12,317 --> 00:09:15,314 You rubbed it lasciviously against your face. 132 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:18,292 - I'm reporting you. - To whom? 133 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:21,421 Your superiors, perhaps the bar. 134 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,760 And-And what happens to you if your behavior becomes public? 135 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:27,097 I've considered that. I must atone as well. 136 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:32,267 We must both go public with our sins and atone. 137 00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:37,404 R- Reverend, I-I'm sorry. 138 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:41,178 I was only trying to help a client I felt was being taken advantage of. 139 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:45,015 I'm really sorry. 140 00:09:45,117 --> 00:09:49,582 I'd really appreciate you not... 141 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,592 telling. 142 00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:58,961 On one condition. 143 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,336 Go into the women's room... 144 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:06,341 remove your panties, and give them to me. 145 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,811 - I beg your pardon? - You sniffed my personals. 146 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,745 I should like a whiff of yours. 147 00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:16,648 First of all, I smelled your collar, not your shorts. 148 00:10:16,748 --> 00:10:19,984 Give me your underwear, or I'm going to atone. 149 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:26,289 I first met him as a recovering murderer. 150 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,295 He'd killed his mother and neighbor. 151 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,298 Had he admitted these crimes to you? 152 00:10:30,398 --> 00:10:32,730 Oh, yes. Many times. 153 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:37,330 Catherine, may I ask, why would you seek to befriend this man? 154 00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:41,468 Well, I felt at his core he wasn’t evil. 155 00:10:41,575 --> 00:10:46,244 I also thought I could help him by introducing him to Jesus Christ, our Savior. 156 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:49,443 - Was he open to that? - Not terribly. 157 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,816 He thought it would make him look like a bad Jew. 158 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,656 So what happened? 159 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:59,728 Well, we were in the kitchen... 160 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,991 watching the telecast about the Kelly Nolan trial. 161 00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:06,934 He was talking about leaving hints the next time. 162 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:12,272 Saying how he enjoyed the taste of killing. 163 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:17,371 My mind started swirling. I- I was thinking I'd gone to the police. 164 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,779 They said they couldn't help. There was no place for me to turn. 165 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:25,720 If ran away, that was a betrayal he said he couldn't tolerate. 166 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,859 I looked down at my hands... 167 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:33,189 saw I was holding the skillet... 168 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,196 the weapon he'd used to commit murder. 169 00:11:35,296 --> 00:11:40,603 And I suddenly thought this was my only way out. 170 00:11:40,702 --> 00:11:42,934 So just swung... twice. 171 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,470 And he dropped. 172 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:49,975 Catherine, you took a human life. 173 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,846 Killing his mother was strike one. 174 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,042 Killing his neighbor was strike two. 175 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,780 And the way he talked... 176 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:02,380 Bernie had a third strike coming. 177 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:12,999 I heard about Tara. I feel your hurt. 178 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,764 What's most upsetting, Denny, is I don't hurt. 179 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:19,274 So I don't have to hug you and tell you I'm there for you and all that crap? 180 00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:23,378 Ash! We can skip it. 181 00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:25,413 How's your trial going? 182 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:29,613 Mom, I'm there as a prop. 183 00:12:29,717 --> 00:12:31,845 Shirley not giving you enough to do? 184 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:35,790 Oh, Alan, it's a dream case. 185 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:40,024 To be able to actually defend a congressman who opposes the ban on assault weapons? 186 00:12:40,128 --> 00:12:42,428 It's what any lawyer lives for. 187 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,104 I'm going to show you something. 188 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:05,518 Geez, Denny. 189 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,024 Oh. This one my father gave me. 190 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,288 Lovely. Could you kindly point it in any direction other than my head? 191 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,387 It's not loaded. I guess it is. 192 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,466 - For God's sake, Denny! - Oh, lighten up, will yak? 193 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:21,161 What in God's name- 194 00:13:21,269 --> 00:13:24,503 And it is in God's name, Shirley. 195 00:13:24,605 --> 00:13:27,007 The right to bear arms- Second Commandment. 196 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,544 - That would be the Second Amendment. - That's the same difference. 197 00:13:29,644 --> 00:13:31,547 I should be first chairing this case. 198 00:13:31,647 --> 00:13:34,516 If anybody should be the poster boy for guns in this county- 199 00:13:34,615 --> 00:13:37,678 It should bayou. 200 00:13:37,785 --> 00:13:43,695 Denny, Congressman Jacobs is for the assault weapon ban. Did you know that? 201 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,557 What do you mean he's for the- the ban? 202 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:51,102 He let it lapse because sometimes in politics there are politics. 203 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,398 But, in principle, he's for the ban. 204 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:58,442 But if he supports a law, and then agrees to let it lapse... 205 00:13:58,539 --> 00:14:00,441 then that would make him- 206 00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:02,739 A Democrat. 207 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:09,175 You're giving representation to a Democrat. 208 00:14:42,283 --> 00:14:46,748 With all the rain, the Charles has spilled into the sewage systems. 209 00:14:46,855 --> 00:14:48,755 It isn't exactly Nimmo Bay. 210 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:52,091 Word is they're catching some on Commonwealth. 211 00:14:55,296 --> 00:14:57,357 I think I'm going to retire, Alan. 212 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:09,476 What's going on? 213 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,812 I don't know. I think it's a sign when the practice of law... 214 00:15:12,915 --> 00:15:14,815 is less rewarding than, uh- 215 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:17,113 Fishing in a sewer? 216 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,091 I feel devalued. 217 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,160 I always wanted to go out with my pride. 218 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,527 Failing that, at least my old time slot. 219 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:35,831 I wish... 220 00:15:35,938 --> 00:15:37,873 I was never great. 221 00:15:39,907 --> 00:15:42,777 Because? 222 00:15:42,877 --> 00:15:47,842 Because... I remember. 223 00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:53,221 When God strips you of your talent... 224 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:58,194 he should at least have the decency to strip away the memory of having had it. 225 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:14,067 - What do you mean, he wants your underwear? - I mean, he wants my underwear! 226 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,475 - Is he still here? - No. 227 00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:20,848 He asked me to think on it, pray on it, and he'll be back in the morning. 228 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,845 Okay, relax. 229 00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:35,722 Okay. 230 00:16:37,665 --> 00:16:39,931 - You've got to give him your underwear. - What? 231 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,561 - Otherwise we'll be fired. - I'm not going to give him my underwear! 232 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:44,867 Are you crazy? The guy is obviously sick! 233 00:16:44,972 --> 00:16:47,068 Which is why we need to be afraid here! 234 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:50,669 If we can't count on him to be rational enough to save his own career... 235 00:16:50,778 --> 00:16:53,340 - just give him your underwear. - That's not even an option, Garrett. 236 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,383 First, because I would never do it, and second, because- 237 00:16:55,483 --> 00:16:57,385 - Sara, what if he reports us? - I'm not wearing any. 238 00:16:57,485 --> 00:16:59,388 We'll be fired and- 239 00:17:03,758 --> 00:17:05,751 - You're not wearing any? - Garrett! 240 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,956 - What- - This is your doing! 241 00:17:08,062 --> 00:17:12,902 I'm making it your problem. You go deal with the sick. 242 00:17:31,185 --> 00:17:33,656 The skillet was in your hand. 243 00:17:33,755 --> 00:17:35,657 - Could you hold it, please? - Objection! 244 00:17:35,757 --> 00:17:37,819 I would like her to demonstrate how she struck Mr. Ferro. 245 00:17:39,527 --> 00:17:41,326 Your Honor, this is meant to inflame the jury. 246 00:17:41,429 --> 00:17:43,457 - There is simply no reason- - She already described it. 247 00:17:43,565 --> 00:17:46,298 The prejudicial value oaf demonstration in a case like this- 248 00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:49,133 The prosecution's petrified that my client comes off as sympathetic. 249 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,605 She wants her to reenact the crime to negate that sympathy. 250 00:17:51,706 --> 00:17:54,438 It has no probative value. It's a stunt and a cheap one. 251 00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:56,570 - I'm going to allow it. - What? 252 00:17:56,678 --> 00:17:58,739 Cheju can see how it happened. 253 00:17:58,847 --> 00:18:01,148 She testified as to how it happened. 254 00:18:01,249 --> 00:18:03,777 I've made my ruling. Step back. 255 00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:07,521 Step back, counsel. 256 00:18:14,463 --> 00:18:16,661 Would you show us your movements, Mrs. Piper? 257 00:18:18,966 --> 00:18:20,960 I- 258 00:18:34,951 --> 00:18:39,721 I- I was at the sink, facing this way. 259 00:18:39,822 --> 00:18:43,352 And he was going on about the taste of killing. 260 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:47,454 And that's when my mind started to swirl at the thought... 261 00:18:47,563 --> 00:18:50,830 "My God, he'll kill again. He might kill me. " 262 00:18:54,035 --> 00:18:59,673 I looked at the skillet, and suddenly this could be my way out. 263 00:19:00,977 --> 00:19:04,211 And I wheeled- 264 00:19:19,461 --> 00:19:22,228 - A plea? - Did you have to hit it so hard? 265 00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:24,562 I was under oath. 266 00:19:27,136 --> 00:19:31,098 I don't like the sound of that. 267 00:19:35,178 --> 00:19:37,080 Catherine, I'm not sure I can win this. 268 00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:40,084 - You promised. - I promised I'd tee. 269 00:19:40,183 --> 00:19:42,312 Well, that's all I'm asking you for. 270 00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:44,980 I mean, just keep tying. 271 00:19:45,087 --> 00:19:47,957 Please. 272 00:19:50,026 --> 00:19:51,927 She really left? 273 00:19:52,995 --> 00:19:56,229 - I'm sorry? - Tara. She's gone? 274 00:19:58,134 --> 00:20:01,402 Ah. Evidently. 275 00:20:02,972 --> 00:20:04,873 I'm sorry. 276 00:20:04,973 --> 00:20:07,603 Not to worry. 277 00:20:16,384 --> 00:20:20,084 Look, if had the power to move the bill for a vote, I would have. 278 00:20:20,188 --> 00:20:23,285 In fairness, did you tee to move the bill for a vote? 279 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,087 No. 280 00:20:25,193 --> 00:20:27,790 Okay. Why not? 281 00:20:27,896 --> 00:20:30,561 Quite honestly, because I was up for reelection. 282 00:20:30,665 --> 00:20:32,828 Filed been active about renewing the ban on assault weapons... 283 00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:36,397 the N. R. A. would've opposed me, run smear campaigns against me... 284 00:20:36,505 --> 00:20:38,837 and I'd be sitting here today as an ex-congressman. 285 00:20:38,942 --> 00:20:40,466 You caved. 286 00:20:40,575 --> 00:20:44,778 t cannot serve my constituents film not in once. 287 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,350 Like any elected comical, I have to pick my battles. 288 00:20:47,449 --> 00:20:50,615 And political survival has to be a consideration. 289 00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:54,155 You told my client you'd support the ban. 290 00:20:54,256 --> 00:20:56,250 At the time, I fully planned to. 291 00:20:56,358 --> 00:21:01,357 Then in September, three lobbyists from the N. R. A. walked in mime... 292 00:21:01,463 --> 00:21:04,593 informed me they'd contribute heavily to my opponent's campaign. 293 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:07,101 Informed me they'd finance negative ads against me. 294 00:21:07,202 --> 00:21:10,199 My advisers told me they'd be successful. 295 00:21:10,306 --> 00:21:14,712 So I would have lost my seat supporting a bill that had no chance of passing. 296 00:21:14,809 --> 00:21:17,279 Does that seem practical to you? 297 00:21:17,378 --> 00:21:20,841 Sticking to one's principles always struck me as being practical. 298 00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:24,150 Look, the ban on assault weapons- 299 00:21:25,888 --> 00:21:29,190 The Democrats are for it. 300 00:21:29,292 --> 00:21:31,627 The Republicans are for it. The police are for it. 301 00:21:31,727 --> 00:21:35,530 Eighty percent of the public is for it, and we don't have it. 302 00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:38,899 That should tell you how powerful the gun lobby is. 303 00:21:39,001 --> 00:21:41,996 So you ran scared. 304 00:21:50,345 --> 00:21:53,181 - That was horrible testimony. - All right, Denny. 305 00:21:53,282 --> 00:21:55,844 What was the strategy there? Can somebody please explain it to me? 306 00:21:55,950 --> 00:21:59,755 The strategy was there was nothing our client could really do to renew the ban. 307 00:21:59,855 --> 00:22:03,021 He's therefore not the proximate cause of the playtimes injury. 308 00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:05,528 But that's defensive. Why be defensive when justice is on our side? 309 00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:08,724 - Justice being? - Guns! 310 00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:11,165 There are more guns in American households than pets, for God sakes. 311 00:22:11,267 --> 00:22:14,901 More guns than cell phones. Guns are hot. 312 00:22:15,005 --> 00:22:17,840 - It's not that simple, Denny. - What's simple is this. 313 00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:21,106 You don't get on the stand and say, "I'm sorry for not doing the right thing. " 314 00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:23,681 You testy_, "I did the right thing. " 315 00:22:23,779 --> 00:22:28,414 That's how you win lawsuits. You're right even when you're wrong. 316 00:22:40,229 --> 00:22:42,665 All right, the panties are in the envelope. 317 00:22:42,764 --> 00:22:46,398 But before I give them to you, we're going to set a few conditions of our own. 318 00:22:46,502 --> 00:22:48,473 Let me see. 319 00:22:49,905 --> 00:22:52,740 The panties, let me see that they're really in there. 320 00:23:04,487 --> 00:23:07,584 Let me have a sample sniff to assure the authenticity. 321 00:23:07,690 --> 00:23:10,560 I'm not going to let you smell them now. 322 00:23:15,765 --> 00:23:18,361 Those are new. She never wore them. 323 00:23:18,466 --> 00:23:20,403 Your law career is over, Mr. Wells. 324 00:23:20,503 --> 00:23:22,473 All right, look. Let's tee another approach. 325 00:23:27,108 --> 00:23:29,579 I will beat you up. 326 00:23:29,677 --> 00:23:33,083 You think I'm kidding? I will smack you around, Reverend. 327 00:23:33,183 --> 00:23:35,653 And what makes you think I wouldn't enjoy that? 328 00:23:37,721 --> 00:23:41,353 I'll be back this afternoon. If my terms are not met... 329 00:23:41,457 --> 00:23:43,586 I will go to your superiors. 330 00:23:58,842 --> 00:24:01,312 Awfully tiny cigar. 331 00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:06,814 It's the kind of cigar that goes along with our wimpy defense today. 332 00:24:10,252 --> 00:24:14,125 Denise and I were discussing it. We think you’re right. 333 00:24:14,224 --> 00:24:16,455 We think maybe- 334 00:24:18,526 --> 00:24:20,690 maybe our approach should be... 335 00:24:22,399 --> 00:24:24,529 guns are good. 336 00:24:27,003 --> 00:24:28,904 But of course they are. 337 00:24:29,004 --> 00:24:31,998 The thing is I don't really believe it, Denny. Nor does Denise. 338 00:24:32,109 --> 00:24:36,913 And juries can always tell when lawyers are being disingenuous. 339 00:24:38,747 --> 00:24:41,150 We need you to close. 340 00:24:41,251 --> 00:24:43,346 Me? 341 00:24:44,953 --> 00:24:46,856 Hmm. 342 00:24:50,361 --> 00:24:56,271 Thing is, Shirley, I don't really do that. 343 00:24:56,366 --> 00:25:00,933 I'm more about effect. 344 00:25:02,771 --> 00:25:05,298 This is a big client who's responsible... 345 00:25:05,407 --> 00:25:08,381 for awarding this firm many government contracts. 346 00:25:10,012 --> 00:25:12,108 We need you to pull this out. 347 00:25:12,215 --> 00:25:17,556 The-The thing about closing, Shirley is- 348 00:25:20,123 --> 00:25:23,686 Too many words. I- I-I can't remember the- 349 00:25:26,796 --> 00:25:29,563 Mad cow. 350 00:25:29,666 --> 00:25:33,833 You don't have to remember words, Denny. 351 00:25:33,936 --> 00:25:36,933 This is about assault weapons. 352 00:25:37,041 --> 00:25:40,103 Just speak from your heart. 353 00:25:40,210 --> 00:25:45,414 This is about what's dear. 354 00:26:08,638 --> 00:26:11,667 Now what are you doing? 355 00:26:11,775 --> 00:26:13,972 Shirley asked me to close. 356 00:26:14,077 --> 00:26:16,742 I need more time to prepare. I really- 357 00:26:16,846 --> 00:26:20,012 I can’t just- 358 00:26:20,116 --> 00:26:23,988 - So I'm copying yours. - What do you mean, you're copying mine? 359 00:26:24,087 --> 00:26:27,116 Your closing. It's good stuff. Do you write it? 360 00:26:27,223 --> 00:26:30,821 - You can’t just copy my closing. - Why not? 361 00:26:30,926 --> 00:26:32,828 We're on the same team. Don't be such a girl. 362 00:26:32,928 --> 00:26:35,991 - Denny, we have completely different cases. - So what? 363 00:26:36,098 --> 00:26:38,296 It's not like the jury really listens. 364 00:26:38,401 --> 00:26:40,803 Are you out of your mind? 365 00:26:45,542 --> 00:26:47,513 What's the matter? 366 00:26:49,614 --> 00:26:51,515 I'm afraid. 367 00:26:53,316 --> 00:26:55,549 Afraid of what? 368 00:26:57,254 --> 00:26:59,621 Hey. 369 00:26:59,724 --> 00:27:02,354 - You're Denny Crane. - No, I'm not. 370 00:27:04,094 --> 00:27:06,564 That's somebody I used to be. 371 00:27:08,798 --> 00:27:12,134 Can you believe the irony? 372 00:27:12,235 --> 00:27:15,970 All I ever really wanted to do was to rise up one day... 373 00:27:16,072 --> 00:27:19,533 and deliver the big summation on behalf of... 374 00:27:19,643 --> 00:27:21,307 - uh- - Amgun. 375 00:27:21,412 --> 00:27:26,946 And now the day finally comes... 376 00:27:27,050 --> 00:27:29,521 and I'm afraid. 377 00:27:31,489 --> 00:27:33,858 The day will be here tomorrow, my friend. 378 00:27:33,958 --> 00:27:37,293 And you won't be afraid. You know why? 379 00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:41,927 You're still Denny Crane. This I know. 380 00:27:47,171 --> 00:27:50,301 tam not suggesting you give him your underwear. 381 00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:52,878 - Yes, you are, Garrett. - I'm not. 382 00:27:52,976 --> 00:27:55,573 I'm saying put these on and, uh- 383 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,775 - You're as sick as he is! - If this guy reveals what- 384 00:27:57,881 --> 00:28:01,149 - Where is he? - Waiting in the lobby. 385 00:28:15,332 --> 00:28:18,771 - Reverend. - Sara. 386 00:28:18,868 --> 00:28:21,032 You're not getting any of my apparel, Reverend. 387 00:28:21,138 --> 00:28:24,405 If you want to tell my superiors about our little sting, then do it... 388 00:28:24,507 --> 00:28:27,604 knowing the consequences will be far worse for you than for me. 389 00:28:27,711 --> 00:28:30,549 One sniff. Right here. I'll walk away. 390 00:28:33,050 --> 00:28:35,920 One more slap, we can call the whole matter settled. 391 00:28:46,497 --> 00:28:48,730 Sweet. 392 00:28:56,106 --> 00:28:59,045 There was no self-defense or defense of others here. 393 00:28:59,143 --> 00:29:03,776 I'm not going to waste time telling you something you already know. 394 00:29:03,879 --> 00:29:07,945 The defendant simply made a decision, a reflective one... 395 00:29:08,051 --> 00:29:11,751 that Bernard Ferro should no longer be among the living. 396 00:29:11,856 --> 00:29:13,757 Two whacks to the back of the head. 397 00:29:13,857 --> 00:29:17,798 Whether Catherine Piper was playing at executioner or God... 398 00:29:17,895 --> 00:29:19,797 she committed murder. 399 00:29:19,897 --> 00:29:25,204 Law and order isn't simply something found on television four nights a week. 400 00:29:25,302 --> 00:29:29,833 Our integrity as a people is inextricably bound up with the idea... 401 00:29:29,938 --> 00:29:31,875 that we are a nation of laws. 402 00:29:31,975 --> 00:29:35,814 You, adjurors, took an oath to uphold the law. 403 00:29:38,816 --> 00:29:42,185 In a time when we, as Americans... 404 00:29:42,285 --> 00:29:45,782 are increasingly labeled as a "might makes right" society... 405 00:29:45,890 --> 00:29:48,521 I sincerely hope... 406 00:29:48,627 --> 00:29:52,225 for our legacy as a moral society... 407 00:29:52,329 --> 00:29:55,357 you choose to honor that oath. 408 00:30:06,142 --> 00:30:08,237 I certainly hope you’re good. 409 00:30:12,082 --> 00:30:13,985 In 2003... 410 00:30:14,085 --> 00:30:18,923 we had 16,500 murders in this county. 411 00:30:19,022 --> 00:30:21,894 6,200 went unsolved. 412 00:30:21,993 --> 00:30:26,558 On another4, OOO, we made arrests. The defendants eventually went free. 413 00:30:26,664 --> 00:30:30,229 We don't catch killers in this county. 414 00:30:30,334 --> 00:30:34,569 Since 1960, 200, OOO murders have gone unsolved. 415 00:30:34,671 --> 00:30:39,740 Forget about the ones where we just failed to convict, for 200, OOO we were baffled. 416 00:30:39,844 --> 00:30:41,746 Ask me, we could use a few more vigilantes. 417 00:30:41,846 --> 00:30:45,412 Now you swing that skillet at your own risk, I grant you. 418 00:30:45,517 --> 00:30:47,886 Kill an innocent person, off to prison you should go. 419 00:30:47,986 --> 00:30:50,181 But Catherine Piper didn't do that. 420 00:30:50,288 --> 00:30:55,422 Catherine Piper tried law and order. 421 00:30:55,527 --> 00:30:58,158 She was scared for her life. 422 00:30:58,263 --> 00:31:01,497 She did fear for the safety of others. 423 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,070 And in the heat of that fear, she swung that skillet... 424 00:31:04,168 --> 00:31:07,106 accomplishing in the process something the police couldn't. 425 00:31:07,204 --> 00:31:09,140 She got the bad guy. 426 00:31:09,241 --> 00:31:11,268 Now I certainly don't want... 427 00:31:11,376 --> 00:31:15,213 a society where people start arbitrarily taking the law into their own hands. 428 00:31:15,312 --> 00:31:20,584 I know you don't. But society certainly isn't safeguarded... 429 00:31:20,684 --> 00:31:24,716 nor is it remotely benefited by putting Catherine Piper in prison. 430 00:31:26,356 --> 00:31:30,627 Unlike the district attorney, I don't think we're a county... 431 00:31:30,728 --> 00:31:34,499 inextricably bound up with law and order... 432 00:31:34,599 --> 00:31:37,002 or some national integrity. 433 00:31:37,102 --> 00:31:41,633 I like to think we’re a people... 434 00:31:42,908 --> 00:31:45,744 mostly about humanity. 435 00:31:47,010 --> 00:31:51,145 And humanity isn't about... 436 00:31:51,248 --> 00:31:54,516 the right to trumpet moral superiority. 437 00:31:55,953 --> 00:31:59,255 Humanity... 438 00:31:59,356 --> 00:32:02,888 is about compassion. 439 00:32:02,994 --> 00:32:05,155 Even forgiveness. 440 00:32:06,464 --> 00:32:09,560 Catherine Piper, in all her fear... 441 00:32:09,667 --> 00:32:14,440 reacted in a very human way. 442 00:32:16,775 --> 00:32:21,217 She's here now asking you to do the same. 443 00:32:41,031 --> 00:32:43,627 I thought you’d be better. 444 00:32:51,675 --> 00:32:54,146 - Where the hell is he? - I don't know. 445 00:32:54,244 --> 00:32:57,912 - The last time we spoke, he seemed- - He's supposed to be closing. 446 00:32:58,016 --> 00:33:01,853 - I'll call him on his cell phone, but, Shirley- - The other side has started. 447 00:33:01,953 --> 00:33:05,826 You may have to do this yourself. Denny's feet seemed a little frozen. 448 00:33:05,925 --> 00:33:08,862 Oh, my God. 449 00:33:13,832 --> 00:33:17,100 - Denny's missing. - I heard. 450 00:33:18,370 --> 00:33:20,739 How long does ahoy deliberate? 451 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,070 - There's no rule. - But it could be today? 452 00:33:23,175 --> 00:33:28,081 The judge said he'll keep them till 1 O:OO tonight. 453 00:33:30,147 --> 00:33:34,213 Alan, whatever happens, thank you. 454 00:33:34,319 --> 00:33:36,187 I mean that. 455 00:33:36,288 --> 00:33:40,523 Beretta said that to his attorney. Brought him luck. 456 00:33:47,365 --> 00:33:49,859 Like Congressman Jacobs says... 457 00:33:49,969 --> 00:33:53,031 everybody wants the ban on assault weapons- 458 00:33:53,137 --> 00:33:55,904 the Democrats the Republicans, the police. 459 00:33:56,007 --> 00:33:58,740 Seventy-eight percent of the public. 460 00:33:58,843 --> 00:34:03,717 And yet we don't have it. Why? 461 00:34:03,815 --> 00:34:07,083 The Senate majority leader has said, and I quote... 462 00:34:07,186 --> 00:34:12,217 "The will of the American people is consistent with letting it expire. " 463 00:34:12,324 --> 00:34:15,421 Is that consistent with your will? 464 00:34:15,528 --> 00:34:17,862 With yours? 465 00:34:17,963 --> 00:34:19,898 What the hell is going on here? 466 00:34:19,998 --> 00:34:24,804 The N. R. A. has them all terrified. 467 00:34:26,337 --> 00:34:29,309 How powerful is this lobby? 468 00:34:29,407 --> 00:34:33,712 Senator Kerry, in his bid to get elected president... 469 00:34:33,813 --> 00:34:37,809 was advised that he had to go out and shoot an animal. 470 00:34:37,916 --> 00:34:40,788 And to be photographed doing so. 471 00:34:40,887 --> 00:34:43,687 He's a windsurfer, for God's sake! 472 00:34:46,358 --> 00:34:50,627 Well, enough is enough. 473 00:34:50,728 --> 00:34:54,464 It is time to start holding Congress accountable. 474 00:34:54,567 --> 00:34:59,874 30, OOO deaths by firearms eve year in this county... 475 00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:02,466 and we can't ban assault weapons? 476 00:35:02,575 --> 00:35:07,984 People need them for personal protection? To hunt? 477 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:13,819 And now we actually have legislation pending in Washington... 478 00:35:13,918 --> 00:35:17,620 that will literally shield the gun manufacturers... 479 00:35:17,723 --> 00:35:21,355 from being sued, even for negligence. 480 00:35:21,459 --> 00:35:24,659 We can sue doctors big tobacco, asbestos'. 481 00:35:24,762 --> 00:35:28,863 But the gun industry gets its own special legislation... 482 00:35:28,968 --> 00:35:31,404 granting them immunity. 483 00:35:33,672 --> 00:35:38,205 What the hell is going on? 484 00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:43,480 Where are our elected uncials? 485 00:35:43,582 --> 00:35:48,045 This one vowed to fight the gun industry. 486 00:35:48,155 --> 00:35:53,095 Took campaign contributions on the promise that he would. 487 00:35:53,190 --> 00:35:57,859 And what did Alex Naught on get in return? 488 00:35:57,962 --> 00:36:00,365 His 16-year-old nephew... 489 00:36:00,465 --> 00:36:03,769 while buying a quart of milk... 490 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:06,739 was mowed down... 491 00:36:06,839 --> 00:36:10,243 by two AK-47s. 492 00:36:27,127 --> 00:36:30,463 - You want to take it? - It's all yours. 493 00:36:31,963 --> 00:36:33,934 Denny Crane! 494 00:36:35,634 --> 00:36:40,201 Mr. Crane, we do not allow firearms in the courtroom! 495 00:36:40,306 --> 00:36:42,869 Oh, it’s just a prop, Judge. that’s not- 496 00:36:42,976 --> 00:36:46,039 loaded. 497 00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:55,751 Apologies. 498 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:09,001 It was the shot heard round the world, remember? 499 00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:12,404 Not the punch, not the stabbing. 500 00:37:12,504 --> 00:37:16,809 I t was a shot that rallied the Minutemen... 501 00:37:16,910 --> 00:37:19,437 to defeat the Redcoats at Lexington. 502 00:37:19,545 --> 00:37:23,814 This nation began with a gun. It will go down with a gun. 503 00:37:23,915 --> 00:37:27,321 Or maybe, if we have them... 504 00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:29,322 won't go down at all. 505 00:37:30,956 --> 00:37:33,358 Let me tell you about assault weapons. 506 00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:36,157 The F. B. I. now reports... 507 00:37:36,262 --> 00:37:38,199 that the terrorists are coming to America to get them... 508 00:37:38,297 --> 00:37:41,860 because it's easier to procure them here. 509 00:37:41,966 --> 00:37:47,537 Now I ask you, how can we supply terrorists with AK-47s... 510 00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:50,510 and not give them to our own people? 511 00:37:50,609 --> 00:37:55,552 That may sound crazy, but part of being an American in the Wild West was we came armed. 512 00:37:55,649 --> 00:37:58,814 - It's in the bill of sale, for God sakes. - Bill of Rights. 513 00:37:58,917 --> 00:38:03,826 In our National Anthem, we've got bombs bursting in air, for God sakes. 514 00:38:03,923 --> 00:38:06,723 We drive around with our shotguns on the outside of the pickups... 515 00:38:06,825 --> 00:38:08,728 so our neighbors will see 'em. 516 00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:12,322 And- Nobody talks about this out loud of course- 517 00:38:12,431 --> 00:38:16,303 but things might have turned out differently for the nephew of the plaintiff... 518 00:38:16,402 --> 00:38:20,034 if he had had his own automatic weapon. 519 00:38:22,309 --> 00:38:25,804 First sound of democracy came from a gun like this one. 520 00:38:25,911 --> 00:38:28,975 And that's why... 521 00:38:29,082 --> 00:38:32,316 the ban on assault weapons has been allowed to lapse. 522 00:38:32,418 --> 00:38:34,719 It's all about our basic civil rights. 523 00:38:34,821 --> 00:38:37,986 It's about democracy. 524 00:38:38,090 --> 00:38:39,993 It's about freedom! 525 00:38:44,798 --> 00:38:46,698 Denny Crane. 526 00:39:02,147 --> 00:39:04,880 Mr. Foreman, has the jury reached a verdict? 527 00:39:04,983 --> 00:39:06,953 - We have, Your Honor. - How say you? 528 00:39:07,052 --> 00:39:10,925 In the matter of the Common wealth of Massachusetts versus Catherine Piper... 529 00:39:11,024 --> 00:39:13,461 on the charge of murder in the first degree... 530 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,894 we, the jury, find the defendant- 531 00:39:17,364 --> 00:39:20,565 - Is it so much to remember? - Shah. 532 00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:23,230 - not guilty. - Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 533 00:39:23,337 --> 00:39:25,362 - thank you for your service. - Oh, thank God. 534 00:39:25,470 --> 00:39:27,941 - Amen. - You are dismissed. 535 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,913 I think- I think- I think I might actually cry. 536 00:39:32,011 --> 00:39:34,539 I know I would've, had it been "guilty. " 537 00:39:34,647 --> 00:39:38,918 Mrs. Piper, you are free to go. Court is adjourned. 538 00:39:39,019 --> 00:39:41,717 - Congratulations, Catherine. - Thank you. 539 00:39:41,821 --> 00:39:45,385 You know, in all the time I've known you, Alan... 540 00:39:45,491 --> 00:39:47,962 I don't think I've ever hugged you. 541 00:39:48,061 --> 00:39:51,055 - We need to fix that. - Oh! 542 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:54,834 Oh. 543 00:40:03,343 --> 00:40:05,610 - Was it thrilling? - It actually was. 544 00:40:05,712 --> 00:40:07,909 With all the battles we fight... 545 00:40:08,014 --> 00:40:12,317 we don't often get to wage them on behalf of people we genuinely care about. 546 00:40:12,420 --> 00:40:17,122 And you, to be able to walk into court dressed as the mascot for the New England Patriots. 547 00:40:17,222 --> 00:40:19,125 - Super Bowl Champion Patriots. - Yes. 548 00:40:19,225 --> 00:40:21,856 Alan, I was good in there. I can't be sure... 549 00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:25,332 but in the middle, I think I actually felt smoke coming out of my ass. 550 00:40:25,433 --> 00:40:28,303 - I have no doubt. - Boys. 551 00:40:28,402 --> 00:40:31,067 - Any word? - Cheju’s still out... 552 00:40:31,172 --> 00:40:34,735 which is a miracle. 553 00:40:34,841 --> 00:40:39,613 Denny, your-your closing was nothing short of unbelievable. 554 00:40:39,712 --> 00:40:41,807 Thank you. 555 00:40:41,915 --> 00:40:46,186 We might actually have a chance of winning this, although-Well, you heard me say miracle. 556 00:40:46,287 --> 00:40:49,817 I- I just wanted to say that... 557 00:40:49,923 --> 00:40:53,020 you intermittently made sense in there and- 558 00:40:53,126 --> 00:40:55,221 You'll have sex with me? 559 00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:58,391 Come on. At least pet the musket. 560 00:40:58,497 --> 00:41:01,665 I have a dinner. 561 00:41:01,769 --> 00:41:06,072 But because you’ve been so good- 562 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:08,005 Denny Crane. 563 00:41:08,107 --> 00:41:12,412 A quickie. 564 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:16,713 - Nothing for my musket? - Another time. 565 00:41:18,152 --> 00:41:20,884 Mom. 566 00:41:20,987 --> 00:41:23,925 Alan, you were right. I still am Denny Crane. 567 00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:26,050 I've still got it. 568 00:41:26,159 --> 00:41:30,225 And I've decided for my New Year's resolution, I'm going to remember that. 569 00:41:30,331 --> 00:41:32,266 What's your resolution? 570 00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:34,858 It's October. 571 00:41:36,203 --> 00:41:39,767 And that's a watch. 572 00:41:39,873 --> 00:41:43,438 October's not too late to make a resolution. You don't have any. 573 00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:48,577 Mine would be to appreciate my friends every single day. 574 00:41:48,682 --> 00:41:50,582 And catch more fish. 575 00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:54,248 Speaking of which, the rumor appears to be true. They're catching them on Commonwealth. 576 00:41:54,355 --> 00:41:56,552 - Then what the hell are we doing on this balcony? - Indeed. 577 00:41:56,656 --> 00:41:58,820 - Cheers, Denny. - Cheers, my friend. 578 00:43:12,366 --> 00:43:13,926 You stinker!