1 00:00:07,532 --> 00:00:10,936 Denise, what is this? The Pitino matter is set for trial? 2 00:00:11,035 --> 00:00:14,405 - Tomorrow. - Didn't I tell you to get rid of this case two years ago? 3 00:00:14,505 --> 00:00:18,842 Three, actually. I'm meeting with opposing counsel at 1 O:OO. I'll settle it. 4 00:00:18,942 --> 00:00:22,438 - Paul, problem. - What's this? 5 00:00:22,545 --> 00:00:25,039 Lori Colson's filed an internal complaint against us. 6 00:00:25,148 --> 00:00:27,413 - A complaint about what? - Sexual harassment. 7 00:00:27,517 --> 00:00:30,044 - More specifically, Denny. - Heard my name. 8 00:00:30,152 --> 00:00:32,714 Denny, Paul and I need to talk to you. 9 00:00:32,821 --> 00:00:34,723 Whatever it is, I'm innocent. 10 00:00:34,823 --> 00:00:36,884 Yes. Paul's office at 11:OO, please. 11 00:00:36,992 --> 00:00:39,792 In the meantime, could you please reposition your hand? 12 00:00:39,894 --> 00:00:42,262 Catherine, so nice to see you at large. 13 00:00:42,362 --> 00:00:45,391 Well, that's so sweet of you. 14 00:00:45,499 --> 00:00:48,801 It would warm the cockles of my heart- 15 00:00:48,902 --> 00:00:50,871 if had a cockle, of course. 16 00:00:50,970 --> 00:00:53,908 There's a rumor that you’ve got one. 17 00:00:55,674 --> 00:00:57,905 How do I put this? 18 00:00:59,443 --> 00:01:02,382 You're fired. 19 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,779 - What? - I'm terribly sorry. 20 00:01:04,883 --> 00:01:07,411 But why? 21 00:01:07,519 --> 00:01:11,252 However willing we are to relax the rules around here... 22 00:01:11,354 --> 00:01:15,887 we simply cannot have administrative staff killing clients. 23 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:19,431 - Does Alan know about this? - I t is not Alan's decision. 24 00:01:19,528 --> 00:01:21,930 You can’t just fire me! 25 00:01:22,030 --> 00:01:23,761 I just did. 26 00:01:23,865 --> 00:01:26,836 Please be gone by the end of business. 27 00:01:28,169 --> 00:01:31,232 Once again, I'm- I'm terribly sorry. 28 00:01:42,514 --> 00:01:44,450 Are you finished? 29 00:01:46,452 --> 00:01:50,756 I'm sorry. I was reminded of girl I favored when I was young. 30 00:01:50,856 --> 00:01:53,691 I'm Alan Shore. If you’ve paid any attention... 31 00:01:53,791 --> 00:01:56,421 to office gossip, you're right to avoid me. 32 00:01:56,526 --> 00:01:59,019 I'm just trying to save you from wasting your time. 33 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:04,992 Would you have dinner with me tonight? 34 00:02:05,102 --> 00:02:07,503 All I'm looking for is to have dinner... 35 00:02:07,602 --> 00:02:12,374 with a beautiful yet anonymous woman... 36 00:02:12,474 --> 00:02:15,036 see myself through her eyes and pretend I'm interesting. 37 00:02:15,142 --> 00:02:17,271 Alan! 38 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,178 I've been Schmidt-canned. 39 00:02:54,109 --> 00:02:57,571 225, OOO? Are you serious? 40 00:02:57,679 --> 00:03:00,845 You can run the numbers. Covers all damaged caused by the fire... 41 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:03,545 to both the garage and house, which insurance already paid by the way. 42 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:05,553 A woman died here. 43 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:08,089 A terminal woman with less than five days to live perhaps. 44 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:12,356 - Certainly the cost of trial would exceed $225, OOO. - Perhaps. 45 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:15,920 But the cost of settlement could be exponentially bigger if it occasions others to sue. 46 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,397 - The risk of losing by verdict? - That won't happen. 47 00:03:20,299 --> 00:03:23,964 You think I'm not ready to tee this tomorrow? Is that what you think? 48 00:03:24,069 --> 00:03:27,006 Denise, you're no doubt a good lawyer with a very diverse practice. 49 00:03:27,105 --> 00:03:29,905 You handle stock fraud, antitrust, even some criminal work. 50 00:03:30,009 --> 00:03:33,538 The three of us do nothing but defense work for car manufacturers. 51 00:03:33,644 --> 00:03:36,615 In fact, over the last few years while you’ve been doing other things... 52 00:03:36,712 --> 00:03:38,683 letting this particular file collect dust... 53 00:03:38,782 --> 00:03:42,276 we've been handling only automobile product liability cases. 54 00:03:42,384 --> 00:03:46,290 Specializing, in fact, in the sport trucks that catch fire... 55 00:03:46,388 --> 00:03:48,916 day after day after day. 56 00:03:49,025 --> 00:03:51,495 It's what we do. 57 00:03:55,897 --> 00:03:59,232 Your offer of225... 58 00:03:59,332 --> 00:04:01,199 is rejected. 59 00:04:01,301 --> 00:04:04,432 We shall see you then for opening statements. 60 00:04:23,754 --> 00:04:26,418 - Who's dead? - Nobody's dead, Denny. 61 00:04:26,523 --> 00:04:28,619 But we have a situation. 62 00:04:28,725 --> 00:04:33,427 Lori Colson filed an internal complaint against you for sexual harassment. 63 00:04:33,528 --> 00:04:36,055 Lori Colson? Did I sleep with her? 64 00:04:36,164 --> 00:04:41,733 The complaint goes to a hostile work environment which she believes you foster. 65 00:04:41,836 --> 00:04:46,778 By law, we are required to start certain procedures which involve you being questioned. 66 00:04:46,874 --> 00:04:51,815 We are concerned that your responses, rather than making things better, might- 67 00:04:51,912 --> 00:04:54,508 Dig a hole to China. 68 00:04:54,614 --> 00:04:58,075 It would be best to avoid an investigation altogether. 69 00:04:58,184 --> 00:05:00,849 In order for that to happen, Lori has to withdraw her complaint. 70 00:05:00,953 --> 00:05:04,082 And for that to happen, you need to apologize to her. 71 00:05:04,188 --> 00:05:05,920 What did I do? 72 00:05:06,024 --> 00:05:09,793 Last week you talked about whether Judge Brown was a virgin. 73 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,922 You made comments about Lori's sex life. 74 00:05:13,030 --> 00:05:16,970 As far as she is concerned, you broke the camel's back. 75 00:05:19,102 --> 00:05:23,475 First off. I haven't had sex with a camel since I was in the army. 76 00:05:23,572 --> 00:05:25,474 And the camel never complained by the way. 77 00:05:25,574 --> 00:05:29,536 As for Lori, I should be the one making the complaint. She's constantly ogling me. 78 00:05:29,643 --> 00:05:33,048 Yes, putting reality aside... 79 00:05:33,148 --> 00:05:36,587 if you do not apologize to her, this is a mess- 80 00:05:36,683 --> 00:05:39,483 for the firm, for you. 81 00:06:01,239 --> 00:06:03,141 - Alan. - Can you tell me, Shirley... 82 00:06:03,241 --> 00:06:07,010 what possibly occasioned you to go behind my back and fire my assistant? 83 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:11,676 She needed to be fired. I decided to spare you the dirty work. 84 00:06:11,781 --> 00:06:15,150 Alan, she went to the police to turn in a client... 85 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,414 who she subsequently murdered. 86 00:06:17,519 --> 00:06:20,580 If we’re to maintain any integrity as a law firm- 87 00:06:20,689 --> 00:06:23,320 Why is that so important to everybody- maintaining integrity? 88 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:27,455 - Alan! - You could've at least told me first before summarily- 89 00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:29,530 It would have made you complicit. 90 00:06:29,629 --> 00:06:34,935 This way she can hate me in perpetuity while continuing to cherish you. 91 00:06:35,034 --> 00:06:37,869 Don't be surprised if one day I go behind your back, Shirley. 92 00:06:37,969 --> 00:06:40,337 You'll be sure to send me flowers first. 93 00:06:40,438 --> 00:06:42,499 225? That's all? 94 00:06:42,606 --> 00:06:45,544 I'm sorry. I thought I'd be able to move them. 95 00:06:45,643 --> 00:06:47,943 You tell them to forget it. 96 00:06:48,045 --> 00:06:50,914 Jose, you were already compensated for damages to the house. 97 00:06:51,014 --> 00:06:53,246 The fire killed my wife. 98 00:06:56,018 --> 00:07:00,551 It probably only robbed her oaf week. 99 00:07:00,656 --> 00:07:04,686 They have experts who will testy_ that since she died in her sleep... 100 00:07:04,793 --> 00:07:06,888 the smoke inhalation... 101 00:07:06,995 --> 00:07:10,866 may have actually spared her pain and suffering. 102 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:19,468 - Tell me what you’re thinking. - I'm angry. 103 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:23,603 For the last three years I call to ask, "How is the case going?" 104 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:27,945 I can never even get you on the phone. I get some assistant saying, "It's progressing. " 105 00:07:28,047 --> 00:07:29,948 Nothing's been done. 106 00:07:30,048 --> 00:07:32,986 The case was fully developed and ready to go to trial three years ago. 107 00:07:33,084 --> 00:07:38,220 There wasn't much to do other than push for a trial date and pursue a settlement. 108 00:07:38,323 --> 00:07:40,315 When you took this case, you cared. 109 00:07:40,424 --> 00:07:44,226 You no longer care and I'm angry. 110 00:07:46,462 --> 00:07:51,266 I assure you, Jose, I still care. 111 00:07:52,403 --> 00:07:54,633 I don't want to settle for 225. 112 00:07:55,971 --> 00:07:58,373 Then we won't settle. 113 00:08:02,343 --> 00:08:08,083 Lori, Shirley and Paul have brought to my attention... 114 00:08:08,181 --> 00:08:10,618 your discomfort with my banter. 115 00:08:10,717 --> 00:08:13,655 It's crossed the line of banter, Denny. 116 00:08:15,188 --> 00:08:18,489 Oh. Well- 117 00:08:18,590 --> 00:08:21,755 As I get older, I probably tend to be more boastful about sex... 118 00:08:21,859 --> 00:08:23,761 because, well... 119 00:08:23,861 --> 00:08:27,129 I don't perform, uh- 120 00:08:28,598 --> 00:08:31,160 How you learned about me and the camel I have no idea. 121 00:08:31,268 --> 00:08:33,704 But the truth is... 122 00:08:33,803 --> 00:08:36,172 I'm an insecure man sexually. 123 00:08:36,273 --> 00:08:40,212 Now, can we speak about you? 124 00:08:40,309 --> 00:08:43,075 - Okay. - I've often found that... 125 00:08:43,178 --> 00:08:46,344 it's the chubby girls who offend most easily. 126 00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:48,715 I don't know why it is. I'm not a psychiatrist. 127 00:08:48,817 --> 00:08:51,117 For what it's worth, I like chubby girls. I enjoy chubby sex. 128 00:08:51,219 --> 00:08:56,251 What I'm trying to say is if this is a lonely curette’s cy for help... 129 00:08:56,356 --> 00:08:59,156 I'm here for you, Lori. 130 00:08:59,258 --> 00:09:01,855 So, we good? 131 00:09:04,330 --> 00:09:07,496 - Garrett, free this evening? - What have you got in mind? 132 00:09:07,598 --> 00:09:09,535 Document production, product design records. 133 00:09:09,634 --> 00:09:12,104 We've been through them once, but you never know. 134 00:09:12,204 --> 00:09:14,936 Review the case file. I'll tell you everything you need to look for. 135 00:09:15,039 --> 00:09:19,343 Then you need to go across town to McKinley Fields, the defendant's law firm. 136 00:09:19,443 --> 00:09:21,344 Super. 137 00:09:31,053 --> 00:09:34,822 - Sara, I see you’re a lover offline wine. - Not really. 138 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:36,688 I just picked the most expensive. 139 00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:40,925 I figured whatever it is you have in mind here, you should pay for it. 140 00:09:41,028 --> 00:09:44,694 When I pay for it, it's usually cheap and tawdry. 141 00:09:44,798 --> 00:09:47,793 - All set to hear about our specials? - Please! 142 00:09:47,901 --> 00:09:49,928 First, which I really recommend- it's great- 143 00:09:50,035 --> 00:09:53,098 we have an incredible North Atlantic salmon. 144 00:09:53,205 --> 00:09:55,937 It's farm raised. Just got it in today. The chef prepared- 145 00:09:56,040 --> 00:10:00,846 Now would these be the Atlantic salmon raised in pens in the Pacific Ocean? 146 00:10:00,945 --> 00:10:02,414 The ones who periodically escape. 147 00:10:02,515 --> 00:10:04,917 I can assure you the ones we're serving didn't escape. 148 00:10:06,884 --> 00:10:11,290 That's very funny. Tell me, do people here order the farmed salmon? 149 00:10:11,387 --> 00:10:13,620 It's actually our most popular dish tonight. 150 00:10:15,259 --> 00:10:17,422 I see. 151 00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:20,259 Good evening, diners. Forgive me. 152 00:10:20,363 --> 00:10:25,703 But instead of grace, I typically begin my meals with a public service announcement. 153 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:28,429 I just thought you’d like to know... 154 00:10:28,537 --> 00:10:31,804 by ordering or buying farmed salmon... 155 00:10:31,906 --> 00:10:34,570 you may be helping to wipe out the wild- 156 00:10:34,674 --> 00:10:37,270 - or rather, real- salmon stocks. - Sir. 157 00:10:37,377 --> 00:10:39,609 - That's not true. - You're upsetting the patrons. 158 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,977 Perhaps I should be more entertaining then. 159 00:11:01,865 --> 00:11:03,834 We need to pool our resources and stop the fish farms. 160 00:11:03,933 --> 00:11:07,269 I t doesn't even taste like real salmon because it's not... 161 00:11:09,704 --> 00:11:11,766 caught. 162 00:11:13,274 --> 00:11:18,443 Which... fish should be. 163 00:11:38,463 --> 00:11:40,956 How do we not go over my testimony? 164 00:11:41,065 --> 00:11:45,233 If we rehearse, Jose, there's a chance that your testimony will come off as rehearsed. 165 00:11:45,336 --> 00:11:49,937 - But shouldn't I have some idea of what you plan to ask or- - No. 166 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:53,944 Our case- pretty much our whole case- is your emotion. 167 00:11:54,042 --> 00:11:56,879 I want your testimony to be as raw as possible. 168 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:59,610 So go home, watch a movie... 169 00:11:59,715 --> 00:12:02,687 don't think about things, and I'll see you tomorrow at the courthouse. 170 00:12:02,784 --> 00:12:04,776 Okay. 171 00:12:10,724 --> 00:12:12,854 Everything okay? 172 00:12:16,128 --> 00:12:20,502 Six years ago, Denny, you threw me a tiny little case to cut my teeth on. 173 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:24,164 Since then, I have moved on to much bigger and more lucrative matters. 174 00:12:24,269 --> 00:12:29,643 Well, that tiny little case that I have neglected comes up for trial tomorrow. 175 00:12:30,975 --> 00:12:33,878 - I just hope I'm ready. - Hmm. 176 00:12:33,977 --> 00:12:36,004 Hug? 177 00:12:42,885 --> 00:12:46,619 Boxes, photocopier, knock yourself out. 178 00:12:46,721 --> 00:12:48,850 Thanks. 179 00:12:56,598 --> 00:12:59,000 I monitor to make sure you don't steal originals. 180 00:12:59,099 --> 00:13:02,537 - They assigned you to sit in here and watch me? - No, I volunteer. 181 00:13:02,635 --> 00:13:04,697 Why go out with friends when I can sit... 182 00:13:04,804 --> 00:13:07,707 and observe first-year associates do tedious grunt work? 183 00:13:07,806 --> 00:13:09,707 Are you a lawyer here? 184 00:13:09,808 --> 00:13:12,005 If I was a lawyer, you think I'd be doing this? 185 00:13:12,110 --> 00:13:16,210 I'm a paralegal. Even lower than you on the grunt meter. 186 00:13:16,314 --> 00:13:20,515 - You got a name? - Yep. 187 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:29,258 I hope as you viewed yourself through my beautiful yet anonymous eyes... 188 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,524 that you saw what everybody else in the restaurant saw, which was a total nut job. 189 00:13:32,628 --> 00:13:38,401 - What's going on? - He broke into a song from The Music Man _g_ _\sh. 190 00:13:38,499 --> 00:13:40,935 While you're here, there are six associates in the conference room... 191 00:13:41,034 --> 00:13:43,096 helping Denise prep for her trial. 192 00:13:43,204 --> 00:13:46,107 - Go make it seven. - Now? It's after 1 O:OO. 193 00:13:46,206 --> 00:13:48,733 You can tell time. That's great. You're going to be reviewing arguments... 194 00:13:48,843 --> 00:13:51,243 given by opposing counsel over the last 1 O years. 195 00:13:51,345 --> 00:13:56,251 Look for his pet phrases, folksy stories, anecdotes, whatever he used to charm juries. 196 00:13:56,347 --> 00:13:59,650 Now we're a team here. Whatever Denise needs. Thanks for coming back in. 197 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:02,119 You're a trouper. 198 00:14:04,356 --> 00:14:06,551 I'm a trouper? 199 00:14:08,992 --> 00:14:13,592 - Wouldn't suppose I could get a beer around here? - Nope. 200 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:19,804 Maybe since we've hit it offs well, you and I can get one together after I'm done? 201 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,963 I don't date. 202 00:14:22,071 --> 00:14:25,737 - You don't date? You have a boyfriend? - Nope. 203 00:14:25,841 --> 00:14:29,006 May I ask, don’t you get lonely? 204 00:14:31,811 --> 00:14:36,081 I don't date because all that ever comes obit is that I get to know the guy... 205 00:14:36,182 --> 00:14:40,089 maybe even like the guy, only then to be disappointed in bed. 206 00:14:41,522 --> 00:14:43,616 So I no longer bother. 207 00:14:43,723 --> 00:14:45,852 Huh. 208 00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:49,761 Well, if the bed part is important, don’t you miss that? 209 00:14:49,861 --> 00:14:51,592 Oh, I screw. 210 00:14:51,697 --> 00:14:53,826 I just don't date. 211 00:14:53,931 --> 00:14:57,494 Okay, did they tell you to say that to distract me from the files? 212 00:14:57,603 --> 00:15:00,973 - Take off your pants. - What? 213 00:15:02,939 --> 00:15:05,342 Well, obviously you want to have sex. 214 00:15:05,443 --> 00:15:08,209 I want to see you first. 215 00:15:08,311 --> 00:15:10,838 I'm not going to let you inspect me. 216 00:15:10,946 --> 00:15:13,382 Fine. 217 00:15:16,485 --> 00:15:18,853 Okay. 218 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,895 Did you have intentions with this girl? 219 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:32,833 I really didn't. I just wanted to have a nice dinner with polite conversation. 220 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:37,839 The kind of thing Tara accused me of being utterly incapable of. 221 00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:39,837 Here's a tip, my friend. 222 00:15:39,937 --> 00:15:44,311 Never ever talk about anything to do with the environment. 223 00:15:44,409 --> 00:15:46,971 It's boring. It makes you boring. 224 00:15:47,077 --> 00:15:52,110 Second, it's political. You got to figure half the people are against you. 225 00:15:52,216 --> 00:15:56,781 - Half the people are against the environment? - And third- 226 00:15:56,885 --> 00:15:59,379 When you go out with a young girl like Sara... 227 00:15:59,489 --> 00:16:02,517 you have only one thing to offer- money. 228 00:16:02,624 --> 00:16:05,721 She can find younger, better looking guys... 229 00:16:05,828 --> 00:16:08,765 better lovers, guys with more interests in common. 230 00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:11,528 What you have is power. 231 00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:16,164 I actually begin my dates by putting cash right on the table. 232 00:16:16,269 --> 00:16:19,503 - And that works? - With the hookers. 233 00:16:19,606 --> 00:16:22,669 Sort interrupt. I just have one quick little question. 234 00:16:22,776 --> 00:16:27,046 Did you tell Lori you liked chubby sex? 235 00:16:29,648 --> 00:16:32,016 I meant it as a compliment. 236 00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:41,391 What? 237 00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:03,935 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God! 238 00:17:08,716 --> 00:17:12,816 first offal, nobody disputes that a terrible tragedy has occurred. 239 00:17:12,919 --> 00:17:15,719 And if ever, during the course of this trial... 240 00:17:15,822 --> 00:17:19,818 we come across as tying to trivialize the plaintiffs pain... 241 00:17:19,924 --> 00:17:21,985 let me apologize for that right now. 242 00:17:22,093 --> 00:17:26,830 Their suffering is a given. And we all wish we could bring Kevin Parkinson back. 243 00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:30,529 But lawsuits unfortunately do not do that. 244 00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:33,299 Lawsuits are about money. 245 00:17:33,403 --> 00:17:36,967 Okay, that's his theme in every single opening statement. 246 00:17:37,072 --> 00:17:41,479 He sets them up to detach themselves from their emotions and he's very good at it. 247 00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:43,479 Where'd you get this tape? 248 00:17:43,579 --> 00:17:46,983 He had a trial in March. They allowed cameras in the courtroom. Watch this. 249 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,919 You're human beings. You don't have to deny your feelings or compassion. 250 00:17:51,019 --> 00:17:55,754 Just don't let yourselves adjurors be governed by them. 251 00:18:19,777 --> 00:18:23,945 Listen, I pored over most of the design records. I didn't find anything new. 252 00:18:24,047 --> 00:18:26,813 Okay, thank you. 253 00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:31,413 Was there something else? 254 00:18:31,521 --> 00:18:37,191 Well, there was an incident which one of the senior partners is calling Lewiston about. 255 00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:39,523 I felt I should report it to you. 256 00:18:49,469 --> 00:18:52,406 You had sex tonight with one of their paralegals? 257 00:18:52,504 --> 00:18:54,407 Yes. 258 00:18:55,808 --> 00:18:57,802 It had no bearing on the quality formwork. 259 00:18:57,910 --> 00:18:59,903 And of course, I didn't reveal anything privileged. 260 00:19:00,011 --> 00:19:04,075 - You had sex with her where? - Um, in the file room. 261 00:19:04,181 --> 00:19:07,245 Where do you think you are, Garrett? 262 00:19:07,352 --> 00:19:09,513 - Do you think you’re still in college? - No, ma'am. 263 00:19:09,618 --> 00:19:11,714 Call me "ma'am" again and you are fired. 264 00:19:11,822 --> 00:19:15,819 Get out! I do not have time to deal with this. 265 00:19:15,926 --> 00:19:17,895 Oh, not that this is relevant... 266 00:19:17,994 --> 00:19:22,561 but while I may have casual sex outside of relationship... 267 00:19:22,665 --> 00:19:25,659 when I'm involved with someone, I'm a completely faithful person. 268 00:19:25,768 --> 00:19:28,705 Garrett, get out. 269 00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:37,537 Look, I actually like Denny. 270 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,672 And the truth is I can tolerate most of his nonsense. 271 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:45,243 But whereas five years ago it was flirtatious, now it's lascivious. 272 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,717 And with Alan Shore suddenly at his side- 273 00:19:47,818 --> 00:19:49,880 What's this got to do with Alan Shore? 274 00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:53,757 Alan Shore sexually objectifies everywoman he meets. 275 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,352 And I mean everywoman. 276 00:19:57,994 --> 00:20:01,593 At least with him, you can say he's an equal opportunity offender. 277 00:20:01,698 --> 00:20:04,932 But you haven't filed a complaint against Alan Shore? 278 00:20:05,035 --> 00:20:09,305 You know, I probably should. But I don't want to give him the satisfaction. 279 00:20:09,405 --> 00:20:14,312 More importantly, he's not the senior partner. Denny Crane is. 280 00:20:14,409 --> 00:20:17,040 By the way, after I complained... 281 00:20:17,144 --> 00:20:20,207 Denny Crane attributed my protest... 282 00:20:20,313 --> 00:20:22,579 to the wanton cy oaf lonely curette. 283 00:20:29,321 --> 00:20:32,781 Doctor, if you say that she died peacefully in her sleep- 284 00:20:32,892 --> 00:20:35,420 - I said possibly peacefully. - Even possibly... 285 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:39,092 you cannot get on the stand and give that testimony. 286 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,165 You asked me to review the autopsy- 287 00:20:41,264 --> 00:20:44,601 I hired you as an expert witness to testy_ for the plaintiff... 288 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:47,069 at $7,500 a day. 289 00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:49,663 My time may be forsake, counsel. 290 00:20:49,772 --> 00:20:51,902 My findings are not. 291 00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:55,310 You listen to me. You are retired as a doctor. 292 00:20:55,410 --> 00:20:57,438 You make your living as a playtimes expert. 293 00:20:57,547 --> 00:21:00,814 - You rely on firms such as this to refer you- - Denise- 294 00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:03,284 Second chairing does not involve speaking. 295 00:21:03,385 --> 00:21:06,322 - You're suborning perjury. - I am not asking you to lie. 296 00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:10,018 I am encouraging you to interpret your findings in a way- 297 00:21:10,123 --> 00:21:13,186 - You mean tailor them. - She died in a nerd, forged sakes! 298 00:21:13,293 --> 00:21:16,265 - You're saying she didn't suffer? - She may have suffered. 299 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,593 But she may have died without ever waking up. 300 00:21:18,698 --> 00:21:21,794 I do not want to hear that word "peacefully. " 301 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:24,805 You can say maybe she died in her sleep. 302 00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:27,602 But you have no medical basis to say that she died peacefully. 303 00:21:27,706 --> 00:21:30,677 I do not want to hear that word. 304 00:21:39,117 --> 00:21:42,521 We just had, uh, excellent chemistry. 305 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:48,121 Look, I promise you, I never compromised the case or the firm. 306 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:50,785 It was a personal, um, matter. 307 00:21:52,493 --> 00:21:55,660 You don't think you compromised the firm, Mr. Wells? 308 00:21:55,763 --> 00:21:59,030 You are an associate at Crane, Poole & Schmidt. 309 00:21:59,133 --> 00:22:02,299 Your behavior, personal or otherwise, is a reflection... 310 00:22:02,401 --> 00:22:05,031 on Crane, Poole & Schmidt. 311 00:22:06,405 --> 00:22:08,307 I'm Schmidt! 312 00:22:10,109 --> 00:22:13,411 I exercised extremely poor judgment. And all I can say is... 313 00:22:13,512 --> 00:22:16,973 it will never ever happen again. 314 00:22:17,082 --> 00:22:19,348 You can consider yourself on serious probation. 315 00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:22,684 Yes, sir. Uh, ma'am. 316 00:22:23,954 --> 00:22:26,926 You may leave. 317 00:22:27,024 --> 00:22:29,494 And if ever hear of your belt buckle... 318 00:22:29,592 --> 00:22:32,392 being so much as loose... 319 00:22:32,495 --> 00:22:34,487 you will be discharged. 320 00:22:34,596 --> 00:22:36,589 Yes, ma'am. 321 00:22:48,843 --> 00:22:51,780 - Are you okay? - I'm sorry. 322 00:22:51,878 --> 00:22:56,079 The truth is, I'm angry at myself and I'm venting. I do that. 323 00:22:56,182 --> 00:22:59,280 It did sound a little like you were suborning perjury. 324 00:22:59,385 --> 00:23:02,049 Dr. Forbes is as truthful as they come. 325 00:23:02,154 --> 00:23:04,921 I was just reminding him, perhaps a bit too forcefully... 326 00:23:05,024 --> 00:23:07,050 that we need him to be an advocate. 327 00:23:07,158 --> 00:23:09,459 Sara, hello. 328 00:23:09,561 --> 00:23:13,557 - It's good to see you again. - Alan, this is a ladies' room. 329 00:23:13,664 --> 00:23:15,656 Yes. And such as it is, I'll be brief. 330 00:23:15,765 --> 00:23:19,297 I just want to apologize for last night. 331 00:23:19,403 --> 00:23:23,866 The thing is, with salmon, my mind goes immediately to spawning. 332 00:23:23,972 --> 00:23:26,877 And to think that these fish farms could- 333 00:23:28,810 --> 00:23:31,645 What I'm trying to say is... 334 00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:35,742 I'd like the chance to remake myself once again in your eyes. 335 00:23:40,554 --> 00:23:43,252 - Shirley. - Please leave the ladies' room, Alan. 336 00:23:43,356 --> 00:23:46,816 Yes. Sara. 337 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:49,328 Denise. 338 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,496 First, you. What's with the mood? 339 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,801 Wrongful death case. I thought we'd settle. We're going to trial. 340 00:23:59,903 --> 00:24:02,271 - My damages. - This the Pitino case? 341 00:24:02,371 --> 00:24:06,278 The woman was terminally ill. My expert says she possibly didn’t even suffer. 342 00:24:06,376 --> 00:24:09,745 Is the jury going to care that her life was shortened by a few days? 343 00:24:09,845 --> 00:24:11,747 Pain-ridden days at that? 344 00:24:11,848 --> 00:24:15,514 Denise, you can never count on people to care about the problems of others. 345 00:24:15,618 --> 00:24:20,492 They will, however, always deeply invest in their own. 346 00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:27,260 - Got it. - What? I missed something. What? 347 00:24:27,361 --> 00:24:29,455 And, you. What's Alan Shore up to? 348 00:24:29,562 --> 00:24:31,590 Evidently he wants to spawn. 349 00:24:31,698 --> 00:24:36,799 Ah. Well, we have a systemic problem at this firm, don't we? 350 00:24:36,902 --> 00:24:39,464 - Lori was meeting with Meredith Waters today. - Blink? 351 00:24:39,571 --> 00:24:42,941 - Who's Blink? - She's who you hire when you're suing for sexual harassment. 352 00:24:43,041 --> 00:24:45,637 Blink was here? 353 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:55,885 - Garrett. - What are you doing here? 354 00:24:55,986 --> 00:24:57,887 I missed you. 355 00:24:57,987 --> 00:25:00,150 Cassie, I am in serious trouble because of what happened. 356 00:25:00,256 --> 00:25:02,726 Oh, come on. That's why the sex was so good, Garrett. 357 00:25:02,825 --> 00:25:05,489 Because you were breaking rules. You weren’t just screwing me. 358 00:25:05,594 --> 00:25:08,064 You were screwing this whole establishment that- 359 00:25:08,163 --> 00:25:10,291 Cassie, you shouldn't be here. 360 00:25:11,999 --> 00:25:13,970 You really need to go now. 361 00:25:14,069 --> 00:25:17,040 Okay. Just give me a quick tour. 362 00:25:17,138 --> 00:25:19,165 - I want to see where you work. - I don't have time. 363 00:25:19,273 --> 00:25:23,906 - Then show me your file room. - Cassie, I could lose my job. Maybe I already have. 364 00:25:24,011 --> 00:25:26,880 Really? Then how about we just do it... 365 00:25:26,980 --> 00:25:29,576 right here in front of everyone and you can go out in style. 366 00:25:29,682 --> 00:25:31,879 You need to go. 367 00:25:31,984 --> 00:25:34,386 I'm not leaving, Garrett... 368 00:25:34,485 --> 00:25:38,390 unless you promise to screw my brains out tonight. 369 00:25:38,488 --> 00:25:41,928 - Okay. - Say it. 370 00:25:42,026 --> 00:25:44,428 I want to hear you say it. 371 00:25:47,596 --> 00:25:50,032 Denny, look at me. 372 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:52,035 I adore you. 373 00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:56,734 - And please don't interpret that as meaning I want you. - You want me. 374 00:25:56,837 --> 00:26:00,676 I'm not going to explain to you all the laws regarding sexual harassment. 375 00:26:00,775 --> 00:26:03,769 But the only way to avoid a train wreck... 376 00:26:03,877 --> 00:26:06,074 where you become the victim... 377 00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:08,343 is for Lori to call this off. 378 00:26:08,448 --> 00:26:11,614 I apologized. I said- 379 00:26:11,718 --> 00:26:13,846 You need to tee harder. 380 00:26:13,952 --> 00:26:18,587 One of the reasons I came back here, Denny, you make me laugh. 381 00:26:21,459 --> 00:26:23,759 But this isn't funny. 382 00:26:36,307 --> 00:26:39,972 We'll begin with opening statements, starting with the plaintiff. 383 00:26:46,382 --> 00:26:46,382 Good morning. My name is Denise Bauer. 384 00:26:47,383 --> 00:26:50,286 Good morning. My name is Denise Bauer. 385 00:26:50,385 --> 00:26:55,122 I, along with Sara Holt, will be representing the plaintiff. Jose Pitino... 386 00:26:55,222 --> 00:26:59,356 whose wife Elena died in a fire that started in their garage when their pickup truck... 387 00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:04,298 manufactured and sold by the defendant, suddenly burst into flames. 388 00:27:04,398 --> 00:27:07,096 The truck was not running at the time. 389 00:27:07,199 --> 00:27:09,431 In fact, it had not been driven all night. 390 00:27:09,534 --> 00:27:14,340 Let me begin by saying that a terrible human tragedy has occurred here. 391 00:27:14,439 --> 00:27:17,603 And of course, nothing that happens... 392 00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:20,611 in this courtroom will bring Elena Pitino back. 393 00:27:20,710 --> 00:27:26,313 Lawsuits, you see, are ultimately about money. 394 00:27:26,417 --> 00:27:30,321 Putting a dollar figure on suffering. 395 00:27:30,419 --> 00:27:35,692 Admittedly, there is some question as to how much Elena even suffered in the fire. 396 00:27:35,791 --> 00:27:39,252 Also admittedly, Elena was in the final stages... 397 00:27:39,361 --> 00:27:42,527 of ovarian cancer. 398 00:27:42,630 --> 00:27:44,531 She had come home from the hospital... 399 00:27:44,631 --> 00:27:48,695 in fact that very day, basically to die. 400 00:27:50,437 --> 00:27:55,345 You may ask yourselves, what damages did she really endure? 401 00:27:55,442 --> 00:27:57,502 Well, you will hear from José Pitino. 402 00:27:57,609 --> 00:28:01,207 And what you will hear is that she had a day... 403 00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:04,945 and another day coming after that... 404 00:28:05,049 --> 00:28:06,952 and another one after that. 405 00:28:07,051 --> 00:28:09,145 She had, in fact... 406 00:28:09,252 --> 00:28:14,662 six or seven days to be at home with her family. 407 00:28:14,758 --> 00:28:20,098 She didn't get those days. She never got that last opportunity... 408 00:28:20,196 --> 00:28:22,188 to sit with her grandchildren. 409 00:28:23,966 --> 00:28:28,406 Jose was never able to hold his wife... 410 00:28:28,502 --> 00:28:32,100 of37 years in his arms- 411 00:28:37,109 --> 00:28:39,841 hold her in his arms and, um- 412 00:28:44,383 --> 00:28:48,551 If any of you have spent the final days with a loved one... 413 00:28:48,653 --> 00:28:50,782 dying of cancer or another disease... 414 00:28:50,889 --> 00:28:56,092 you know that those moments are the most precious. 415 00:28:58,262 --> 00:29:01,564 Jose and Elena Pitino had those days coming. 416 00:29:01,664 --> 00:29:05,000 They didn't get them. 417 00:29:06,302 --> 00:29:09,535 You can't bring Elena Pitino back. 418 00:29:09,637 --> 00:29:14,204 But you are in a position to help save others. 419 00:29:14,309 --> 00:29:19,216 Because lawsuits, in addition to money, are about allocating burden. 420 00:29:19,313 --> 00:29:21,978 Who is best able... 421 00:29:22,082 --> 00:29:25,179 to prevent this tragedy from happening again? 422 00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:29,953 Well, you might be inclined to think this is just a freak accident. 423 00:29:30,055 --> 00:29:34,656 But in fact, this is a much bigger problem. 424 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:39,359 This is a very popular sport truck... 425 00:29:39,465 --> 00:29:44,236 made by a major manufacturer of sport trucks. 426 00:29:44,335 --> 00:29:47,136 And they're catching fire. 427 00:29:47,238 --> 00:29:51,267 The defendant has recently recalled almost a million of their vehicles... 428 00:29:51,376 --> 00:29:53,469 because of this malfunction. 429 00:29:53,575 --> 00:29:56,045 So, you see? 430 00:29:56,144 --> 00:29:59,709 This is potentially your problem. 431 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:04,921 How do you motivate a corporate conglomerate... 432 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:07,582 to fix a defect? 433 00:30:09,757 --> 00:30:12,387 You make it too expensive for them not to. 434 00:30:16,496 --> 00:30:18,898 At the conclusion of this trial... 435 00:30:18,997 --> 00:30:21,993 when it finally comes down to a dollar amount... 436 00:30:22,101 --> 00:30:25,129 I'll be asking you to be legislators... 437 00:30:25,237 --> 00:30:28,801 and come back with a number that says to the defendant... 438 00:30:28,906 --> 00:30:34,280 J and all car manufacturers make your vehicles safe. 439 00:30:36,012 --> 00:30:38,482 For your sake. 440 00:30:39,615 --> 00:30:41,676 For your daughters. 441 00:30:41,784 --> 00:30:43,913 For your grandsons. 442 00:30:45,588 --> 00:30:49,494 And I'll ask you to be human beings... 443 00:30:49,592 --> 00:30:53,122 the conscience of a compassionate society... 444 00:30:53,227 --> 00:30:56,688 and return with a verdict that somehow reflects... 445 00:30:56,798 --> 00:31:00,635 everything that was taken from Elena Pitino... 446 00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:04,263 her family, and most offal... 447 00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:10,477 her high-school sweetheart. 448 00:31:40,735 --> 00:31:42,967 They just got off the elevator. 449 00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:45,941 I don't care what the offer is, nobody reacts. 450 00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:48,705 Let me do the talking. All obit. 451 00:31:48,809 --> 00:31:51,780 - Must be a much bigger offer if they expect- - Let’s just see. 452 00:31:51,879 --> 00:31:54,679 Once again, nobody speaks. 453 00:31:56,815 --> 00:31:58,752 - Denise. - Welcome back. 454 00:31:58,852 --> 00:32:01,414 Mr. Pitino, Miss Holt. 455 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,356 - It's okay to say hello. - Hi. 456 00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:08,394 We're due back in court at 4:OO unless we settle this. Do you have a number? 457 00:32:08,493 --> 00:32:13,265 We do. Let me preface by saying that the client is making this offer against my advice. 458 00:32:13,363 --> 00:32:17,997 - I feel it is far too generous. - Of course. What is it? 459 00:32:22,004 --> 00:32:23,939 Oh, my God. 460 00:32:25,274 --> 00:32:28,769 Too low. It's too low. 461 00:32:28,877 --> 00:32:31,906 - What about punitive? - That's everything, Denise. 462 00:32:32,013 --> 00:32:34,039 You either take it or go back. 463 00:32:43,023 --> 00:32:45,391 I think there's more. 464 00:32:46,825 --> 00:32:49,455 This is good, Denise. 465 00:32:49,561 --> 00:32:52,432 - Are you sure? - Yes. 466 00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:57,870 Okay. 467 00:32:59,905 --> 00:33:03,274 Well, back to court we go. 468 00:33:03,374 --> 00:33:05,310 You can't be serious. 469 00:33:05,409 --> 00:33:08,472 Duruy research consultant says we should get something with a two. I trust them. 470 00:33:08,578 --> 00:33:12,108 - Let's go. - 1.7. That's as high as I'm authorized. 471 00:33:12,214 --> 00:33:13,945 - Payable now? - All obit. 472 00:33:14,049 --> 00:33:15,143 - Done. - No admission. 473 00:33:15,251 --> 00:33:17,242 - Check by end of business tomorrow? - Done. 474 00:33:17,351 --> 00:33:19,048 - You'll draft? - Yes. 475 00:33:19,153 --> 00:33:20,816 Congratulations, Mr. Pitino. 476 00:33:20,922 --> 00:33:23,358 And, uh, let me say personally... 477 00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:25,621 I'm vey sorry for your loss. 478 00:33:34,533 --> 00:33:36,800 I don't know what to say. 479 00:33:36,901 --> 00:33:39,600 Jose, I just want you to know... 480 00:33:39,705 --> 00:33:41,937 I would've never let the 1.4 go. 481 00:33:45,509 --> 00:33:49,245 I- I think I need to go to the bathroom. 482 00:33:53,116 --> 00:33:55,586 I- I don't want to cy in front of you. 483 00:33:55,685 --> 00:33:58,315 So that's why I'm going. 484 00:34:00,456 --> 00:34:03,018 Thank you, Denise. I- 485 00:34:13,567 --> 00:34:17,769 If you ever want to join my weekly poker game, you are more than invited. 486 00:34:17,871 --> 00:34:20,842 - Can I just say that- - You have other work to do? 487 00:34:20,939 --> 00:34:25,209 - Yes. - Go do it, please. 488 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,203 Cassie, look, this- It doesn't feel right. 489 00:34:55,304 --> 00:34:57,797 Okay. 490 00:34:57,906 --> 00:34:59,876 I love you. Better? 491 00:34:59,974 --> 00:35:02,376 This feels angry. What's wrong? 492 00:35:02,477 --> 00:35:05,346 There's nothing wrong with me! 493 00:35:05,446 --> 00:35:08,508 What's wrong with you? Just- 494 00:35:08,615 --> 00:35:10,585 I'm done. 495 00:35:14,353 --> 00:35:16,983 I don't know what's going on, but- 496 00:35:22,193 --> 00:35:24,164 Look, let’s just, uh- 497 00:35:24,262 --> 00:35:26,424 They killed my brother. 498 00:35:26,530 --> 00:35:29,023 Excuse me? 499 00:35:31,802 --> 00:35:33,897 My- My little brother. 500 00:35:35,206 --> 00:35:37,436 He's dead. 501 00:35:43,111 --> 00:35:45,080 Last week... 502 00:35:47,148 --> 00:35:50,553 in Baghdad, he was- 503 00:35:50,652 --> 00:35:54,056 he was guarding some- some stupid truck. 504 00:36:02,628 --> 00:36:05,099 And somebody blew it up. 505 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:11,896 He- He was only 18. 506 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:18,277 They-They killed him. 507 00:36:21,645 --> 00:36:26,110 He's my- my baby brother and he's not coming home. 508 00:36:26,216 --> 00:36:28,743 He's- 509 00:36:28,852 --> 00:36:31,721 Just get off me! 510 00:36:36,023 --> 00:36:39,224 Can I get them for that? 511 00:36:39,327 --> 00:36:42,162 I want to get them. 512 00:36:43,397 --> 00:36:46,163 Can I get them? 513 00:36:51,069 --> 00:36:54,440 The thing about an apology is it may make you a bigger man... 514 00:36:54,540 --> 00:36:57,102 but the experience of saying it... 515 00:36:57,209 --> 00:36:59,679 makes you feel vestal. 516 00:37:01,312 --> 00:37:04,581 I'm sorry. I really am. 517 00:37:06,716 --> 00:37:10,656 - Why did you call me chubby? - I didn't mean anything by it. 518 00:37:10,754 --> 00:37:13,624 Well, it hurt. 519 00:37:13,723 --> 00:37:17,128 Well, see- 520 00:37:17,227 --> 00:37:22,362 What I don't get is you know how much I care about you. Admire you even. 521 00:37:22,464 --> 00:37:25,800 I suppose I'm not feeling that. 522 00:37:28,469 --> 00:37:30,871 I hesitate to admit this... 523 00:37:30,971 --> 00:37:35,811 but when I was seven years old... 524 00:37:35,910 --> 00:37:37,879 I was a fatty. 525 00:37:37,977 --> 00:37:42,007 During my parents' divorce, my mother had a lawyer. 526 00:37:42,113 --> 00:37:46,315 She was thin, smart, secure, confident in mind and body. 527 00:37:46,418 --> 00:37:50,951 And I said to myself, "That's what I'm going to be when I grow up. " 528 00:37:51,056 --> 00:37:53,025 And I did grow up to be her... 529 00:37:53,123 --> 00:37:55,958 or so I thought. 530 00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:59,088 I haven't been feeling very secure lately, Denny... 531 00:37:59,195 --> 00:38:01,757 either in mind or body. 532 00:38:01,864 --> 00:38:04,768 My skin has become increasingly thin... 533 00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:08,738 with all of the sexual banter in the office. 534 00:38:08,838 --> 00:38:11,900 I've been feeling marginalized as an attorney. 535 00:38:13,108 --> 00:38:15,475 Maybe it's because this is such a boys club. 536 00:38:15,578 --> 00:38:17,478 I don't know. 537 00:38:18,779 --> 00:38:22,583 But I'm struggling here, Denny. 538 00:38:36,328 --> 00:38:38,821 I'll admit to being bad only if you discipline me. 539 00:38:38,931 --> 00:38:43,064 I don't think it's a good idea for you to hound first-year associates. 540 00:38:43,166 --> 00:38:46,230 I don't "hound" first-year associates, Shirley. I tickle them. 541 00:38:46,337 --> 00:38:48,705 As for Sara Holt, I barely touched her. 542 00:38:48,806 --> 00:38:51,606 My concern isn't for Sara as much as it is you. 543 00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:55,112 It makes you look sad. 544 00:38:55,211 --> 00:38:56,907 Even pathetic. 545 00:39:00,683 --> 00:39:02,618 What is it about young women? 546 00:39:02,717 --> 00:39:06,919 Is it simply a matter of improving blood flow? 547 00:39:09,290 --> 00:39:12,523 I'm not so much attracted to younger women. 548 00:39:12,626 --> 00:39:15,358 It's more the idea that they could be attracted to me. 549 00:39:18,364 --> 00:39:20,766 You know, you women have it lucky. 550 00:39:20,866 --> 00:39:23,269 As you age, you only get more beautiful. 551 00:39:23,368 --> 00:39:27,274 Men, we get fat and less desirable. 552 00:39:29,908 --> 00:39:32,538 You and Denny need to find other ways to have fun... 553 00:39:32,643 --> 00:39:36,412 than being lecherous with junior associates. 554 00:39:51,593 --> 00:39:54,325 Not the cigar in the ear again? 555 00:39:54,429 --> 00:39:57,731 I need to amuse myself in ways I can't get sued. 556 00:39:57,832 --> 00:40:01,738 Lori Colson evidently met with Blink Waters. You may, in fact, get sued. 557 00:40:04,136 --> 00:40:07,472 Shirley says we need to behave better. 558 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:14,773 If she really knew us deep down, she'd realize we behave pretty damn well. 559 00:40:14,879 --> 00:40:18,910 I miss Tara. Not that she was- 560 00:40:23,022 --> 00:40:25,618 I don't like having dinner alone, sleeping alone. 561 00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:28,592 Having sex alone. 562 00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:31,322 Do you think it's pathetic? 563 00:40:34,629 --> 00:40:38,627 Should we be married and sensible and go home... 564 00:40:38,733 --> 00:40:41,762 to do whatever men do at home? 565 00:40:41,870 --> 00:40:44,773 Well, I have nothing against marriage. I've done it five times. 566 00:40:44,872 --> 00:40:46,934 But here's the thing about wives. 567 00:40:47,042 --> 00:40:50,480 They don't let you play with your friends. 568 00:40:50,577 --> 00:40:53,812 I couldn't be standing outside here every night on this balcony if- 569 00:40:56,282 --> 00:40:58,809 I'll take a friend over a wife every time. 570 00:40:58,918 --> 00:41:02,379 Shouldn't a wife be your best friend? 571 00:41:03,823 --> 00:41:07,056 You know, Ralph Waldo Emerson said... 572 00:41:07,158 --> 00:41:10,961 he reckoned a friend to be the masterpiece of nature. 573 00:41:13,296 --> 00:41:18,238 I'm not sure I truly understood that before I met you, Denny. 574 00:41:21,071 --> 00:41:24,909 - I'm not having sex with you. - Just the same. 575 00:41:34,282 --> 00:41:36,878 Lori really might sue? 576 00:41:36,985 --> 00:41:39,615 She met with Blink. 577 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,469 You stinker!