1
00:00:13,332 --> 00:00:15,097
Hey!

2
00:00:15,201 --> 00:00:18,002
Hey! Hey!

3
00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:20,337
Hey! H-Hey! Hey, pal!

4
00:00:22,142 --> 00:00:25,240
Geez, w-what are you doing?

5
00:00:50,409 --> 00:00:52,380
Thank you.

6
00:00:56,315 --> 00:00:59,447
- Night terrors?
- I haven't had them in years.

7
00:00:59,553 --> 00:01:03,118
Usually it's brought on by distress.

8
00:01:03,223 --> 00:01:05,660
Maybe it's my breakup with Tara.

9
00:01:07,228 --> 00:01:10,827
- You jump off balconies?
- I could where I happen to be living.

10
00:01:12,401 --> 00:01:16,068
I see images of someone
or something after me...

11
00:01:16,172 --> 00:01:18,336
and in my sleep I run.

12
00:01:18,442 --> 00:01:20,344
It's awful.

13
00:01:20,444 --> 00:01:22,779
Last week it was clowns.

14
00:01:24,348 --> 00:01:26,546
Denny...

15
00:01:26,652 --> 00:01:30,114
how would you feel
about sleeping with me-

16
00:01:30,222 --> 00:01:32,785
next to me- until this passes.

17
00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:35,762
Just to make sure
I don't leap off the 14th floor.

18
00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:38,699
You'll do anything to get me into bed.

19
00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:41,168
Denny, night terrors-

20
00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,500
they can be potentially
life-threatening.

21
00:01:49,045 --> 00:01:53,077
Because we're friends,
I'm going to tell you something...

22
00:01:53,182 --> 00:01:55,152
that nobody else knows.

23
00:01:58,388 --> 00:02:00,449
I'm homophobic.

24
00:02:00,557 --> 00:02:02,026
I'm stunned.

25
00:02:02,127 --> 00:02:05,328
Look, I'd do almost anything for you.

26
00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:07,400
But I cannot share my bed.

27
00:02:07,499 --> 00:02:10,370
Be a man. Get a girl.

28
00:02:41,973 --> 00:02:44,205
- Ass fat.
- Pardon?

29
00:02:44,308 --> 00:02:46,211
Tory, let me.
She gets upset.

30
00:02:46,311 --> 00:02:49,215
Okay, Tory and I have been friends
since I won't even tell you how long.

31
00:02:49,314 --> 00:02:52,047
- So when we decided to have our lips done-
- We had our lips done.

32
00:02:52,152 --> 00:02:55,124
- we found the best lip man in Boston.
- Reputed to be the best.

33
00:02:55,221 --> 00:02:55,221
- He doesn't use collagen.
- Doesn't use collagen. Instead-

34
00:02:56,523 --> 00:02:57,752
- He doesn't use collagen.
- Doesn't use collagen. Instead-

35
00:02:57,858 --> 00:03:00,523
Instead, he sticks a hollow needle into you,
you know, back there...

36
00:03:00,627 --> 00:03:02,621
and he removes a sample
off at from the buttocks.

37
00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:04,256
- Lasts longer than collagen.
- Totally natural.

38
00:03:04,365 --> 00:03:07,132
He then injects it into the lips,
making them youthful and lovely.

39
00:03:07,235 --> 00:03:10,640
Vey hygienic. And it was all good and fine
until one day last week we got a call-

40
00:03:10,739 --> 00:03:12,436
We got a call from
his physician's assistant.

41
00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:16,141
She was present at all of the procedures.
Not attractive. Not happy.

42
00:03:16,246 --> 00:03:18,273
- And she told us that our doctor-
- Oh, God.

43
00:03:18,381 --> 00:03:21,046
has been injecting his own ass fat
into women's lips.

44
00:03:21,152 --> 00:03:23,248
- His own-
- Yes.

45
00:03:23,354 --> 00:03:25,119
- We want to sue Dr. Glouberman.
- for fraud.

46
00:03:25,224 --> 00:03:26,214
- Or malpractice.
- Or something!

47
00:03:26,325 --> 00:03:30,163
- I have the man's ass in my face.
- Did you say Dr. Glouberman?

48
00:03:30,262 --> 00:03:32,790
Dr. Barry Glouberman?

49
00:03:32,899 --> 00:03:34,835
- She's had work. I told you.
- Hmm.

50
00:03:36,269 --> 00:03:38,672
Dr. Glouberman is a client at this firm.

51
00:03:38,772 --> 00:03:40,799
We structured his corporation
among other things.

52
00:03:40,909 --> 00:03:43,608
So we can't represent you
in any action against him.

53
00:03:43,712 --> 00:03:45,409
Well, that's stupid.

54
00:03:45,513 --> 00:03:48,850
In fact, if you do sue him,
I'll be the one he calls.

55
00:03:48,951 --> 00:03:51,445
I can't represent you.

56
00:03:53,422 --> 00:03:55,324
This whole thing is absurd.

57
00:03:55,425 --> 00:03:58,056
Any number of people could
have run over that old man.

58
00:03:58,162 --> 00:04:01,293
- But Jason’s the one about to go on trial.
- With an alibi.

59
00:04:01,398 --> 00:04:02,799
Who happens to be his father.

60
00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:05,702
Are you saying that you don't believe me?

61
00:04:05,804 --> 00:04:08,708
Of course we believe you. We even believe
the part about the car being stolen.

62
00:04:08,807 --> 00:04:11,176
We believe it all, Ronald.
That's why you pay us.

63
00:04:11,278 --> 00:04:13,977
We're not saying we can't win.

64
00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:17,281
How can you not win?
My son has an alibi.

65
00:04:17,384 --> 00:04:20,323
There's no physical evidence
linking him to the crime.

66
00:04:20,421 --> 00:04:23,188
- The car.
- Which was stolen.

67
00:04:24,826 --> 00:04:28,322
Jason, do you have anything to say?

68
00:04:32,602 --> 00:04:34,504
I did it.

69
00:04:34,604 --> 00:04:37,509
- Son!
- Dad.

70
00:04:38,976 --> 00:04:41,140
I ran that guy over.

71
00:04:45,517 --> 00:04:47,487
I did it.

72
00:05:00,535 --> 00:05:02,698
N- No, I-I paid that.

73
00:05:02,804 --> 00:05:06,768
On the, uh- the, uh, 14th.

74
00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:09,676
Yeah, well, my records
clearly show that I did.

75
00:05:09,778 --> 00:05:11,681
Yeah, w-

76
00:05:11,781 --> 00:05:14,685
Yeah, well, maybe-
maybe I'm the victim of identity theft.

77
00:05:14,784 --> 00:05:17,780
Okay? Maybe-
Maybe I am not who I am.

78
00:05:17,888 --> 00:05:20,257
Have you thought of that?

79
00:05:23,962 --> 00:05:27,094
Obviously we can't cal Jason to the stand.
We'd be suborning perjury.

80
00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,603
I talked to the kid.
He won't admit it again.

81
00:05:29,702 --> 00:05:35,374
Denny, we cannot knowingly
put a client on the stand to lie.

82
00:05:35,475 --> 00:05:38,812
- Because?
- Fortunately, we may not have to.

83
00:05:38,912 --> 00:05:40,974
Our only eyewitness
suffers from Alzheimer's.

84
00:05:41,082 --> 00:05:43,576
The state may well
not be able to make their case.

85
00:05:43,685 --> 00:05:46,213
- What about the other witness who saw the car?
- Which was stolen.

86
00:05:46,322 --> 00:05:48,589
Oh. Right.
I keep forgetting.

87
00:05:48,691 --> 00:05:53,292
I'd like you to canvass the neighborhood
one last time, see if anybody else saw anything.

88
00:05:53,397 --> 00:05:56,302
I n the meantime, Paul,
maybe you could visit our eyewitness...

89
00:05:56,401 --> 00:05:58,303
see what we're dealing with.

90
00:05:58,403 --> 00:06:01,102
You're the one who'll
be crossing her, Shirley.

91
00:06:01,205 --> 00:06:03,837
Those assisted living places-

92
00:06:03,942 --> 00:06:07,347
I'm sorry. I know heebie-jeebies
isn't a legal term, but-

93
00:06:07,446 --> 00:06:10,418
It needs to be you, Shirley.
You're tying this case.

94
00:06:10,516 --> 00:06:12,817
You need to interview this woman.

95
00:06:19,294 --> 00:06:21,196
This is ridiculous.

96
00:06:21,296 --> 00:06:24,291
The women claim that it's your old
physician's assistant that's the whistle-blower.

97
00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,133
Helen? I had to fire her!

98
00:06:27,236 --> 00:06:29,935
The woman broke a needle three times
in three different patients!

99
00:06:30,039 --> 00:06:32,636
- She was a danger to my clients!
- Barry, calm down.

100
00:06:32,742 --> 00:06:37,208
It was either fire her or send my malpractice
insurance screaming through the roof.

101
00:06:37,315 --> 00:06:40,014
So then she turns around and sues me.

102
00:06:40,118 --> 00:06:42,851
fired for wrongful termination.

103
00:06:42,954 --> 00:06:44,719
And we took care of that.

104
00:06:44,823 --> 00:06:46,726
This kind of allegation alone will-

105
00:06:46,826 --> 00:06:49,297
What am I going to do?

106
00:06:49,396 --> 00:06:53,166
We need to meet with
this woman, your ex-nurse.

107
00:06:53,266 --> 00:06:55,169
Get her to recant.

108
00:06:55,269 --> 00:06:57,705
It's the best way
to head this lawsuit off at the pass.

109
00:06:57,805 --> 00:07:00,709
She's a vicious, spiteful, treacherous pig.
That's what she is.

110
00:07:00,808 --> 00:07:03,575
I'm not going to lead with that.

111
00:07:03,678 --> 00:07:06,845
Do I need to meet with her alone,
or can you be civil?

112
00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:13,225
Uh, are you illiterate,
or you just can't read?

113
00:07:13,324 --> 00:07:16,764
N- No. Final notice
means that it's the final notice.

114
00:07:16,861 --> 00:07:19,024
Otherwise it would say "final shut off. "

115
00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:22,535
Suppose I was in my apartment hooked up
to a respirator. I would be dead right now.

116
00:07:22,634 --> 00:07:25,036
- You would be talking to a dead person.
- Melissa.

117
00:07:32,946 --> 00:07:34,916
Would you excuse us, please?

118
00:07:40,822 --> 00:07:45,264
From what I gather, you seem to be
having some financial difficulties.

119
00:07:45,361 --> 00:07:49,062
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm just a, uh- a shopper.

120
00:07:49,165 --> 00:07:52,536
You know, there's a certain power
to being able to buy anything you want.

121
00:07:52,636 --> 00:07:55,107
Have you been to the new Potty Barrel?

122
00:07:55,206 --> 00:07:57,267
- No.
- No.

123
00:07:57,375 --> 00:08:02,045
If you get their catalog, turn to page 37-
that's my bedroom.

124
00:08:02,147 --> 00:08:05,609
Would you like to earn
some extra money, Melissa?

125
00:08:05,717 --> 00:08:08,416
Uh... how?

126
00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:14,494
I have a condition.

127
00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:18,560
It's called night terrors.

128
00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:23,074
During the deepest levels...

129
00:08:23,171 --> 00:08:26,008
onion-REM sleep...

130
00:08:26,108 --> 00:08:29,570
I hear voices-
terracing voices.

131
00:08:29,679 --> 00:08:31,912
And sometimes I run.

132
00:08:32,015 --> 00:08:36,821
Since I'm sound asleep
when I'm running...

133
00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:41,295
this puts me
in significant physical danger.

134
00:08:41,393 --> 00:08:44,126
Uh-huh.

135
00:08:44,229 --> 00:08:47,691
I need somebody
to guard me at night.

136
00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,601
When you say "guard"-

137
00:08:51,738 --> 00:08:55,041
I need you to lie in the bed with me.

138
00:08:55,142 --> 00:08:57,875
Should I get up to run outside,
stop me.

139
00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:04,277
How stupid do you think I am?

140
00:09:04,387 --> 00:09:07,120
So you’ll think about it?

141
00:09:21,039 --> 00:09:24,809
Lydia, this is Shirley Schmidt.

142
00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:27,039
- Hello, Lydia.
- Hello.

143
00:09:27,146 --> 00:09:28,809
Who is she, Toque?

144
00:09:28,914 --> 00:09:30,679
Shirley Schmidt.

145
00:09:30,783 --> 00:09:33,688
She was going to talk to you
about Albert being hit by the car.

146
00:09:33,787 --> 00:09:37,158
Yes, I know.
Where's my apple juice?

147
00:09:37,258 --> 00:09:39,228
I'm getting it now.

148
00:09:41,729 --> 00:09:43,631
Your violets are lovely.

149
00:09:43,731 --> 00:09:45,428
Ceramic pots.

150
00:09:45,535 --> 00:09:48,063
Never terra-cotta.
They collect salt.

151
00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:50,836
- Ah.
- But you’re not here for that.

152
00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:53,411
No.
I'm afraid I'm not.

153
00:09:55,079 --> 00:09:58,348
Here's a little one all dressed up.

154
00:09:58,450 --> 00:10:00,750
My granddaughter.

155
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,913
Oh, she's adorable.

156
00:10:04,557 --> 00:10:07,724
- What's her name?
- You're testing me.

157
00:10:07,827 --> 00:10:09,421
I'm afraid I am.

158
00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:11,397
Her name is Julie.

159
00:10:11,498 --> 00:10:13,627
She's dressed as Grouch Marx...

160
00:10:13,734 --> 00:10:17,936
from my favorite movie of 1939...

161
00:10:18,039 --> 00:10:21,273
At the Circus.

162
00:10:21,376 --> 00:10:23,745
And that boy
committed the crime.

163
00:10:25,915 --> 00:10:28,819
People think
I don't remember things...

164
00:10:28,918 --> 00:10:28,918
and a lot of things I don't,
like names and so forth.

165
00:10:31,588 --> 00:10:34,755
and a lot of things I don't,
like names and so forth.

166
00:10:34,858 --> 00:10:38,629
But traumatic events-

167
00:10:38,731 --> 00:10:42,637
I'll never forget what happened outside
that window that night.

168
00:10:42,735 --> 00:10:44,638
It was horrible.

169
00:10:44,738 --> 00:10:47,232
I'm sorry.
It must've been awful for you.

170
00:10:47,340 --> 00:10:50,312
- Here you go.
- Toque?

171
00:10:51,512 --> 00:10:53,141
This is orange juice.

172
00:10:53,247 --> 00:10:54,910
Oh, they were out of apple, honey.

173
00:10:55,015 --> 00:10:57,315
But it's always apple for lunch.

174
00:10:57,419 --> 00:10:59,947
It's okay, Lydia.
Orange is okay.

175
00:11:00,055 --> 00:11:04,086
No, it's not!
Orange is for breakfast, apple's for lunch!

176
00:11:04,192 --> 00:11:06,288
It's always apple!

177
00:11:06,395 --> 00:11:08,160
Always!

178
00:11:08,264 --> 00:11:11,829
- Can I help? Let me help her.
- There's nothing to do but calm her down.

179
00:11:11,935 --> 00:11:16,035
It's okay, honey.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

180
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,744
I was out walking my dog...

181
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:29,847
when suddenly
I heard this screech...

182
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:32,519
and, uh, then a thump.

183
00:11:32,627 --> 00:11:34,529
I turned around.

184
00:11:34,629 --> 00:11:36,656
I saw a white sedan speed off...

185
00:11:36,765 --> 00:11:39,396
with a body at the side of the road.

186
00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:42,371
- Were you able to get a license plate number?
- Yes.

187
00:11:42,471 --> 00:11:44,373
ZXL3 R.

188
00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:46,137
Massachusetts plates.

189
00:11:46,242 --> 00:11:48,405
The record will reflect
the parties stipulate...

190
00:11:48,511 --> 00:11:51,507
that the license is registered
to the defendant, Jason Matheny.

191
00:11:51,615 --> 00:11:54,086
Thank you, Mr. Nyasaland.

192
00:11:55,352 --> 00:11:57,653
Don't go rough.

193
00:11:57,756 --> 00:12:01,093
He just lost his grandfather,
for God's sakes.

194
00:12:01,193 --> 00:12:03,664
That wasn't his grandfather
who died, Denny.

195
00:12:03,763 --> 00:12:07,225
- He’s just a witness who was walking his dog.
- Whatever.

196
00:12:09,135 --> 00:12:12,040
Sir, were you able
to see who was driving the car?

197
00:12:12,139 --> 00:12:14,667
- No.
- Thank you.

198
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,043
For the record,
the parties stipulate the car...

199
00:12:17,145 --> 00:12:19,445
was reported stolen
the night of the accident.

200
00:12:20,716 --> 00:12:22,686
Too rough?

201
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:52,111
- Hmm?
- Standard service agreement contract.

202
00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:54,121
Mostly boilerplate.

203
00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:57,752
The language of what I
will and will not do is quite specific.

204
00:12:57,859 --> 00:13:02,632
So there won't.. be any Clinton an mishaps,
is" means is.

205
00:13:02,732 --> 00:13:07,265
"No touching, no cuddling, no sex. "

206
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,964
You've taken out all the fun.

207
00:13:09,071 --> 00:13:12,408
These are my terms.
For that, I will sleep in your bed.

208
00:13:12,509 --> 00:13:15,778
I will make sure you don't wig out,
and that's it.

209
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:19,753
- I'm not sure the term "wig out" has legal teeth.
- Mom.

210
00:13:19,852 --> 00:13:21,913
But it is extremely exorable...

211
00:13:22,021 --> 00:13:23,752
for all the partners' windshields.

212
00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:29,525
Thank you, Melissa.

213
00:13:29,629 --> 00:13:32,226
I give you my word
I'll honor all your terms and-

214
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,303
Thank you.

215
00:13:36,037 --> 00:13:38,132
Mom.

216
00:13:38,239 --> 00:13:40,540
I'll see you at 1 O:OO.

217
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:44,480
Wait a second.
You're denying this?

218
00:13:44,814 --> 00:13:46,477
Wait a second.
You're denying this?

219
00:13:46,582 --> 00:13:48,313
- Of course I'm denying it.
- Barry.

220
00:13:48,418 --> 00:13:50,389
- It never happened.
- I was there!

221
00:13:50,487 --> 00:13:53,858
Hold on, Barry.
When you say you were there-

222
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,726
I helped him remove his own fat cells
from his buttocks.

223
00:13:56,828 --> 00:13:58,525
To use on myself.

224
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,965
- Barry.
- That's what you said, Barry.

225
00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:04,631
Look, I removed the cells,
I harvested the fat, and I marked the vials.

226
00:14:04,737 --> 00:14:08,177
I saw him go to the vials to use that fat
to inject into other women.

227
00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:10,677
Then why didn’t you say
something if you thought-

228
00:14:10,778 --> 00:14:13,409
I first thought it was with the patient's consent.
And then I asked a few.

229
00:14:13,514 --> 00:14:16,509
- Asked them what?
- Where the harvested fat for their procedures came from.

230
00:14:16,617 --> 00:14:19,180
- They said their own buttocks.
- Which is the truth.

231
00:14:19,287 --> 00:14:21,383
- Oh, please.
- You’re just trying to ruin me.

232
00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:23,483
Barry!

233
00:14:23,592 --> 00:14:26,656
Miss Greyhen,
obviously this kind of charge...

234
00:14:26,763 --> 00:14:29,360
when it goes to a person's
profession, is libel, per se.

235
00:14:29,466 --> 00:14:32,371
We wouldn't even have to
show actual damages.

236
00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:37,003
I'm no lawyer, but on the TV shows
they say truth is a defense to libel.

237
00:14:37,108 --> 00:14:42,177
I see. And are you prepared to
prove the truth of these allegations?

238
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,342
Sure.

239
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,386
May I ask how?

240
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:50,017
Do D. N. A. on him, do it on their lips.
You'll see a match.

241
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,923
Won't she, Barry?

242
00:14:54,963 --> 00:14:57,366
I'm not giving any D. N. A. samples.

243
00:14:57,465 --> 00:15:00,905
That's, um, unconstitutional.
Right?

244
00:15:05,241 --> 00:15:07,804
You met with the woman,
Shirley. Certainly-

245
00:15:07,911 --> 00:15:10,816
- I don't want to do it. It's that simple.
- No. It is not that simple.

246
00:15:10,915 --> 00:15:12,908
We have an obligation as attorneys-

247
00:15:13,017 --> 00:15:15,648
Oh, spare me the speech, Paul.
Would you, please?

248
00:15:15,753 --> 00:15:18,088
Well, evidently you need the speech.

249
00:15:18,189 --> 00:15:21,356
like it or not,
this job gets dirty from time to time.

250
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:24,261
- What the hell is going on here?
- It’s just-

251
00:15:25,832 --> 00:15:29,294
Preying on somebody
with Alzheimer's when-

252
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,440
Obviously
I'm a little sensitive given-

253
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,011
Given what?

254
00:15:35,109 --> 00:15:38,276
I say if woman's brain has turned to oatmeal,
let's throw in some raisins...

255
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:41,181
and have her for breakfast.

256
00:15:41,283 --> 00:15:44,484
What? You think you have to handle me
with kid gloves, Shirley?

257
00:15:44,587 --> 00:15:48,688
- This case has nothing to do with you, Denny.
- Don't lie to me.

258
00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:51,765
Would you excuse us
for a second, Paul?

259
00:15:57,069 --> 00:15:59,632
- I know how terrified you are.
- I'm afraid of nothing.

260
00:15:59,738 --> 00:16:04,772
Denny, whether or not
you have some mild form of Alzheimer’s...

261
00:16:04,878 --> 00:16:07,007
and maybe you don't...

262
00:16:07,114 --> 00:16:09,017
there is no denying your denying.

263
00:16:09,117 --> 00:16:13,855
You walk around saying
you have mad cow disease.

264
00:16:13,955 --> 00:16:17,623
God forbid people
think you have Alzheimer's.

265
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,163
It took your father.

266
00:16:20,262 --> 00:16:23,063
You're afraid it'll take you.

267
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:27,371
You don't know me, Shirley.
Hell, I don't even know me.

268
00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:30,375
Have you talked to Alan about this?

269
00:16:30,474 --> 00:16:33,674
- Why should I?
- Because he's your best friend.

270
00:16:40,653 --> 00:16:44,650
"Do not grab the afflicted.
Do not chase the afflicted. "

271
00:16:44,757 --> 00:16:46,660
I'm the afflicted.

272
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,662
You think?

273
00:16:48,762 --> 00:16:50,561
"Use soothing tones.

274
00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:52,567
"Say the afflicter’s name gently.

275
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:56,038
"Use comforting phrases such as
'Come back to bed; 'You are safe'...

276
00:16:56,138 --> 00:16:58,609
'Everything is all right;
'I am here. "'

277
00:17:00,609 --> 00:17:04,675
So how long have you
had these, um, episodes?

278
00:17:06,183 --> 00:17:09,680
Are they, you know, bad?

279
00:17:09,787 --> 00:17:13,352
Have you ever read Oronoco
by Aphra Behn?

280
00:17:13,457 --> 00:17:15,359
No.

281
00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:17,487
Neither have I.

282
00:17:17,596 --> 00:17:19,498
La-de-da.

283
00:17:19,598 --> 00:17:21,728
By the way, Melissa...

284
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:25,969
as I'm one as you are
to any sexual advances on my part...

285
00:17:26,073 --> 00:17:31,312
I have had the occasional fantasy
about the Michelin Man.

286
00:17:43,894 --> 00:17:47,230
People know where I am
if anything happens to me.

287
00:18:31,850 --> 00:18:33,820
Mom!

288
00:18:35,854 --> 00:18:38,155
Good work.

289
00:18:38,257 --> 00:18:39,988
You can go.

290
00:18:52,073 --> 00:18:55,672
- How many patients?
- Not too many.

291
00:18:55,778 --> 00:18:58,010
Lie to me again, Barry,
and you can get yourself a new attorney.

292
00:18:58,113 --> 00:19:01,314
How many women did you
inject your fat into?

293
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:03,718
Nine? 1 O?

294
00:19:05,755 --> 00:19:07,691
Thirty?

295
00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:09,762
You can see there's an endless supply.

296
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:13,163
You injected your fat
into as many as 30 women?

297
00:19:13,265 --> 00:19:16,432
What do I do?
If this gets out-

298
00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:20,066
I tm’s not like
I'm a multi-dimensional person with a family.

299
00:19:20,173 --> 00:19:23,943
All I have is my job, my reputation.

300
00:19:24,044 --> 00:19:27,312
Before we go any further, um...

301
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:32,854
the injections you gave me
for my chicken pox scars-

302
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:36,155
Do I have extractions from
your buttocks in my face?

303
00:19:38,794 --> 00:19:40,991
Oh, my God.

304
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,000
You didn't want to harvest your own fat.

305
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:46,972
The synthetic stuff has only been
f. D. A.- approved for a year.

306
00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:50,339
Some cells are better than others.

307
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,877
This may sound funny...

308
00:19:52,977 --> 00:19:55,574
but I've built my reputation
on my ass.

309
00:19:55,681 --> 00:19:59,017
It's why they all come to me,
however unwittingly.

310
00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:02,091
I would never do anything
to harm a patient.

311
00:20:02,188 --> 00:20:05,855
My fat, Denise, it's the good stump.

312
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,862
First...

313
00:20:07,962 --> 00:20:11,059
we are going to tee to settle
with these women before they sue...

314
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:14,161
or else your fat ass is history.

315
00:20:14,269 --> 00:20:17,709
Then I will decide
whether I sue you myself.

316
00:20:24,047 --> 00:20:27,350
I saw Mr. Bellows crossing the street.

317
00:20:27,451 --> 00:20:32,759
And then this big white car came
racing through the intersection and hit him.

318
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:37,390
The car stopped for a moment,
and then sped away.

319
00:20:37,495 --> 00:20:40,434
People came running out screaming.

320
00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:43,597
Mr. Bellows was just lying there.

321
00:20:43,703 --> 00:20:47,268
- And did you get a good look at who was driving the white car?
- Yes, I did.

322
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,436
It was that boy over there.

323
00:20:49,543 --> 00:20:51,980
I saw him through the windshield.

324
00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:54,642
The street light
was shining on his face.

325
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,583
One final question.

326
00:20:56,685 --> 00:20:59,282
Have you been diagnosed
with stage-four Alzheimer’s?

327
00:21:00,457 --> 00:21:02,655
That's what my doctors tell me.

328
00:21:02,759 --> 00:21:06,426
So I get a little distracted at times.

329
00:21:06,529 --> 00:21:09,297
But I know what I saw.

330
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:13,398
That boy hit Mr. Bellows
and then drove away.

331
00:21:13,504 --> 00:21:15,668
Thank you, Mrs. Buffalo.

332
00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:23,915
The fact that she's stage four
could give us reasonable doubt right there.

333
00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:26,818
- Do we really want to risk alienating the jury?
- Don't be ridiculous.

334
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,822
We cannot let that testimony stand.

335
00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:30,859
Just a thought.

336
00:21:32,894 --> 00:21:36,026
Hello, Mrs. Buffalo.
I'm Shirley Schmidt. We met the other day.

337
00:21:36,131 --> 00:21:38,534
Yes, dear.
How are you today?

338
00:21:38,634 --> 00:21:40,831
I'm fine, thank you.

339
00:21:40,937 --> 00:21:42,839
You say you get a little distracted.

340
00:21:42,939 --> 00:21:45,274
I'm wondering, how little is little?

341
00:21:45,376 --> 00:21:47,278
I know what I saw.

342
00:21:47,378 --> 00:21:49,280
I'm sure you think you do.

343
00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:52,478
But it was dark and overcast
the night of the accident, wasn't it?

344
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:58,460
It was dark. As for being overcast,
it's seldom sunny at night.

345
00:21:58,557 --> 00:22:01,530
The driver never got
out of the car, did he?

346
00:22:01,628 --> 00:22:03,962
I saw him through the windshield.

347
00:22:04,064 --> 00:22:06,797
What's my name, Mrs. Buffalo?

348
00:22:08,068 --> 00:22:09,799
It's Shirley Schmidt.

349
00:22:09,904 --> 00:22:12,000
Through the glare of a windshield
on a dark night...

350
00:22:12,107 --> 00:22:14,578
from a window
well over 1 OO feet away...

351
00:22:14,676 --> 00:22:17,011
you were able to see
my client speed by?

352
00:22:17,113 --> 00:22:19,584
I have very good eyesight.

353
00:22:19,682 --> 00:22:22,586
Don't your nurses have to
layout your medication every night...

354
00:22:22,685 --> 00:22:24,986
so that you don't take the wrong pills?

355
00:22:25,088 --> 00:22:27,024
Those pills are so small.

356
00:22:27,124 --> 00:22:29,892
They're right in front of you,
and you can't tell them apart?

357
00:22:29,994 --> 00:22:32,226
I can tell them apart.

358
00:22:32,331 --> 00:22:36,066
- What are the names of the pills?
- I don't know or care.

359
00:22:36,168 --> 00:22:39,198
- I take what they tell me to take.
- What's my name?

360
00:22:41,474 --> 00:22:43,239
- It's Shirley.
- Shirley what?

361
00:22:43,343 --> 00:22:45,541
- Objection.
- What time do you typically take your pills?

362
00:22:45,645 --> 00:22:47,239
OO.
OO.

363
00:22:47,348 --> 00:22:49,512
- You take eight pills every day?
- Yes.

364
00:22:49,617 --> 00:22:51,519
- Objection.
- Who is the president of the United States?

365
00:22:51,619 --> 00:22:53,248
- Objection, Your Honor!
- Overruled.

366
00:22:53,355 --> 00:22:56,522
- What day is it today?
- I don't know or care what day it is.

367
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,723
You don't know what day it is?

368
00:22:59,829 --> 00:23:01,924
How did you get here today?

369
00:23:02,031 --> 00:23:03,728
Uh-

370
00:23:03,833 --> 00:23:06,897
Uh... I took the bus.

371
00:23:07,004 --> 00:23:08,974
You were driven by car.

372
00:23:09,073 --> 00:23:11,271
- What's my name?
- Stop asking me that.

373
00:23:11,376 --> 00:23:13,370
I saw that boy!

374
00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:15,278
- What's that boy's name?
- Shirley.

375
00:23:15,381 --> 00:23:18,285
No. That's my name. My first name.
What's my last name?

376
00:23:18,384 --> 00:23:20,753
I don't know!
I don't know.

377
00:23:20,853 --> 00:23:24,258
Your last name
is whatever it is, damn it!

378
00:23:33,235 --> 00:23:35,205
It's Schmidt.

379
00:24:00,601 --> 00:24:03,437
She couldn't remember
Shirley's name.

380
00:24:03,537 --> 00:24:07,272
Alan, film ever like that-

381
00:24:08,610 --> 00:24:11,845
Am I like that now sometimes?

382
00:24:11,946 --> 00:24:14,611
Of course not.

383
00:24:14,716 --> 00:24:18,383
Denny, if you’re really this concerned,
you should get tested.

384
00:24:18,488 --> 00:24:23,123
- I did, a couple of years ago.
- Understood. But to see if things have progressed.

385
00:24:23,226 --> 00:24:26,358
- It could give you peace of mind.
- Or not.

386
00:24:26,464 --> 00:24:30,633
This motion thingy needs to be
signed before we can file it.

387
00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:37,978
Okay.

388
00:24:42,182 --> 00:24:44,676
Let me get this straight.

389
00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:47,085
She slept with you
because of the nightmares?

390
00:24:47,188 --> 00:24:49,955
Night terrors.
There's a difference.

391
00:24:50,057 --> 00:24:52,028
Wow.

392
00:24:54,464 --> 00:24:56,434
Would you do it with me?

393
00:24:56,532 --> 00:24:58,525
I'm sorry?

394
00:24:58,635 --> 00:25:02,666
If agreed to get tested,
would you do it too?

395
00:25:06,377 --> 00:25:09,782
I really don't think
I have Alzheimer's, Denny.

396
00:25:09,881 --> 00:25:13,412
You're afraid of clowns.
You got the night terrors.

397
00:25:13,519 --> 00:25:16,047
There's something screwy
going on up there.

398
00:25:16,155 --> 00:25:18,956
But the problem
isn't likely neurological.

399
00:25:19,058 --> 00:25:23,124
Oh. Okay. Okay.
Hmm.

400
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,428
- It was a stupid idea inlay.
- Denny.

401
00:25:27,368 --> 00:25:30,307
Make an appointment.
We'll get tested together.

402
00:25:39,149 --> 00:25:41,415
First offal, we do not admit
that the fat cells harvested...

403
00:25:41,519 --> 00:25:43,421
and injected in your respective lips...

404
00:25:43,521 --> 00:25:45,616
were derived from my client's buttocks.

405
00:25:45,724 --> 00:25:47,751
- That's a horrible opener.
- Horrible.

406
00:25:47,858 --> 00:25:50,659
- Tory, don't talk.
- If may be allowed to finish...

407
00:25:50,762 --> 00:25:53,165
even assuming
the truth of your al legations-

408
00:25:53,265 --> 00:25:54,632
- She's tricky.
- Vey.

409
00:25:54,734 --> 00:25:57,069
- Tory. -
George. - Ladies.

410
00:25:57,170 --> 00:25:59,072
Let's hear opposing counsel
before we jump to any-

411
00:25:59,172 --> 00:26:00,971
- She was supposed to be our lawyer.
- Tory!

412
00:26:01,073 --> 00:26:03,340
My point is...

413
00:26:03,443 --> 00:26:05,846
that even had you known
the origin of the fat cells...

414
00:26:05,946 --> 00:26:08,315
you may very well have consented
to the injections inlay.

415
00:26:08,416 --> 00:26:11,013
- It's the good stuff.
- Barry!

416
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:13,352
I'm sorry. But did you just say
what I think you said?

417
00:26:13,455 --> 00:26:15,425
That we would've said okay to this?

418
00:26:15,524 --> 00:26:15,524
Tory, Kirsten...

419
00:26:17,226 --> 00:26:20,495
there was nothing in the contract that
stipulated it would be your own tissue.

420
00:26:20,597 --> 00:26:22,761
All right, this is nonsense, Denise.

421
00:26:22,866 --> 00:26:26,465
What nonsense? This is what people
do every day, especially these two.

422
00:26:26,571 --> 00:26:29,806
They agreed to have human fat
injected in their bodies.

423
00:26:29,907 --> 00:26:32,538
Or collagen made
from rendered cow skin.

424
00:26:32,644 --> 00:26:35,481
Hyaluronic acid extracted
from rooster combs.

425
00:26:35,582 --> 00:26:37,484
They shoot botulism in their foreheads.

426
00:26:37,584 --> 00:26:40,648
We're not talking about Botox.
We're talking about this man's buttocks.

427
00:26:40,754 --> 00:26:43,453
And I agree.
It's not a pretty picture.

428
00:26:43,557 --> 00:26:47,965
But neither are the blood clots, infections
and scarring you risked from your tummy tucks...

429
00:26:48,062 --> 00:26:51,969
or the bleeding, bruising and deflation
from your saline breast implants.

430
00:26:52,067 --> 00:26:54,800
How about possible nerve damage
from your face-lifts?

431
00:26:54,903 --> 00:26:57,740
The risk of blindness
from eyelid surgery.

432
00:26:57,841 --> 00:27:01,246
It's all pretty ugly.
But you did it.

433
00:27:01,345 --> 00:27:03,680
You know, Miss Bauer...

434
00:27:03,781 --> 00:27:07,882
you’ve just painted
a pretty pathetic picture of us.

435
00:27:07,986 --> 00:27:10,822
And maybe we're every bit as-

436
00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:13,758
That didn't give you the right.

437
00:27:16,161 --> 00:27:19,032
We're offering you
$300, OOO each.

438
00:27:21,468 --> 00:27:24,168
Now, you might get more
if you go to trial.

439
00:27:24,272 --> 00:27:28,372
But you might not, given your propensity
to say yes to any and every procedure.

440
00:27:28,477 --> 00:27:31,882
My client is also willing to treat you for free
for the rest of your lives.

441
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:34,884
You might not want to have
anything to do with him now...

442
00:27:34,983 --> 00:27:38,423
but given that he is reputedly
the best cosmetic plastic surgeon in Boston...

443
00:27:38,521 --> 00:27:43,464
money and services, this is an offer
potentially worth more than a million dollars.

444
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,524
But if you go public or sue,
the offer is rescinded.

445
00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:58,543
She has Alzheimer's disease.

446
00:27:58,645 --> 00:28:01,982
She has trouble remembering
a lot of things, including names.

447
00:28:02,082 --> 00:28:04,314
Little things.

448
00:28:04,419 --> 00:28:08,621
But catastrophic events,
traumatic ones, those sink in.

449
00:28:08,724 --> 00:28:13,757
Which is why she remains steadfast that
Jason Matheny was driving the car that night.

450
00:28:13,863 --> 00:28:17,029
And consider this-
if Jason weren't driving that night...

451
00:28:17,132 --> 00:28:21,802
what a monumental coincidence then
that Lydia picked him out of a police lineup.

452
00:28:21,906 --> 00:28:25,437
She just happened to pick the guy
who owned the offending vehicle.

453
00:28:25,543 --> 00:28:27,445
Please.

454
00:28:27,546 --> 00:28:30,951
Lydia picked out the defendant because
she saw him that night through the windshield.

455
00:28:31,049 --> 00:28:36,254
That's not changed by the fact she had trouble
remembering Shirley Schmidt's name.

456
00:28:47,736 --> 00:28:50,139
I don't doubt
she remembered Jason’s face.

457
00:28:50,238 --> 00:28:55,979
The police picked him up as the owner of the car,
plopped him in a lineup and brought Lydia in.

458
00:28:56,078 --> 00:29:00,577
Now, we can't know whether
the police nudged or influenced Lydia...

459
00:29:00,684 --> 00:29:03,053
to select the man
they felt committed the crime...

460
00:29:03,153 --> 00:29:05,522
but it's been known to happen.

461
00:29:05,623 --> 00:29:10,065
Especially with a witness
who needs a little assistance.

462
00:29:10,161 --> 00:29:13,293
And that's where Lydia's
Alzheimer's comes in.

463
00:29:13,399 --> 00:29:15,962
Her brain plays tricks on her.

464
00:29:16,068 --> 00:29:21,137
She takes Jason’s face from the lineup
and transfers it to the car.

465
00:29:21,241 --> 00:29:25,980
Stage-four Alzheimer’s
is a form of dementia.

466
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:30,853
We have an eyewitness who not only
couldn't remember my name...

467
00:29:30,953 --> 00:29:33,857
she didn't know what day
of the week it was...

468
00:29:33,956 --> 00:29:37,191
thought she had come here by bus
when she had been driven by car.

469
00:29:37,293 --> 00:29:41,826
She suffers from dementia.

470
00:29:41,933 --> 00:29:45,771
I know we all feel for her.
How could we not?

471
00:29:45,870 --> 00:29:50,575
She's adorable, seemingly trustworthy...

472
00:29:50,676 --> 00:29:55,642
and our hearts have to go out to anyone
who has this insidious disease.

473
00:29:55,749 --> 00:30:00,054
One day we,
or someone we know, will be her.

474
00:30:01,555 --> 00:30:05,462
More than 1. S million Americans
suffer from Alzheimer's.

475
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:10,265
By the year 2015, that number
could increase to 14 million.

476
00:30:10,365 --> 00:30:14,237
This is not someone else's disease.

477
00:30:14,336 --> 00:30:18,607
It has or will affect
every single one of us.

478
00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:22,342
And of course
our heart goes out to Lydia.

479
00:30:24,515 --> 00:30:28,114
But this trial is about proving guilt...

480
00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:31,785
beyond all reasonable doubt.

481
00:30:31,891 --> 00:30:33,986
And that hasn't happened here.

482
00:30:34,093 --> 00:30:37,659
All the prosecution has given you...

483
00:30:37,764 --> 00:30:39,666
is a lone witness...

484
00:30:39,766 --> 00:30:42,567
who suffers from terminal dementia.

485
00:30:45,940 --> 00:30:48,777
Beyond all reasonable doubt?

486
00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:53,777
You know better.

487
00:31:21,282 --> 00:31:23,252
Alan?

488
00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:27,722
Alan, w-what are you-

489
00:31:27,822 --> 00:31:29,485
Alan!

490
00:31:29,591 --> 00:31:31,892
Whoa!
Can you hear me?

491
00:31:33,763 --> 00:31:35,893
Alan?

492
00:31:35,999 --> 00:31:37,525
Alan?

493
00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:40,538
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.

494
00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:44,133
Okay.
Okay, here we go. Alan!

495
00:31:44,241 --> 00:31:46,405
Alan? Okay.

496
00:31:46,511 --> 00:31:48,174
Alan! Okay.

497
00:31:48,279 --> 00:31:51,650
Alan, come back to bed! Calm down!
Everything’s all right, Alan!

498
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:55,486
Everything’s all right! You're safe!
You're safe, Alan! Please.

499
00:31:55,589 --> 00:31:57,855
Okay? That's right.

500
00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:00,555
I'm here now.
Okay? I'm here.

501
00:32:00,661 --> 00:32:03,258
Everything’s going to be okay.

502
00:32:03,364 --> 00:32:06,336
Okay, you hear me now.
Right?

503
00:32:06,434 --> 00:32:08,462
I'm here. Okay?

504
00:32:08,570 --> 00:32:11,941
Okay, you're safe.
Okay.

505
00:32:12,041 --> 00:32:14,512
Okay. That's good.

506
00:32:14,611 --> 00:32:19,053
No- No worries.
Nothing's wrong.

507
00:32:19,149 --> 00:32:22,054
Okay.
Okay.

508
00:32:22,153 --> 00:32:24,055
Yeah.

509
00:32:24,155 --> 00:32:26,888
Yeah. Just relax.

510
00:32:28,995 --> 00:32:30,897
I'm here.

511
00:32:30,997 --> 00:32:33,970
I'm not going anther.

512
00:32:43,578 --> 00:32:46,744
You'll hear a knocking sound
while we're taking the images.

513
00:32:46,849 --> 00:32:49,285
The main thing is,
remain as still as possible.

514
00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:51,287
Why couldn't Alan have gone first?

515
00:32:51,387 --> 00:32:53,289
I'm right over here, Denny.

516
00:32:53,389 --> 00:32:56,122
Okay.
Still as possible, sir.

517
00:32:58,595 --> 00:33:00,394
You doing okay?

518
00:33:00,498 --> 00:33:02,798
- Fine.
- Here we go.

519
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:05,098
Still.

520
00:33:05,203 --> 00:33:06,934
Maybe I should've removed my...

521
00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:10,640
watch.

522
00:33:12,245 --> 00:33:14,409
I'm okay.

523
00:33:17,084 --> 00:33:20,455
Your glutamate levels
are about the same.

524
00:33:20,554 --> 00:33:22,649
So is the evidence of plaque.

525
00:33:22,757 --> 00:33:24,624
- But nothing's got worse?
- I don't believe so.

526
00:33:24,726 --> 00:33:26,992
You do show precursors.

527
00:33:27,096 --> 00:33:31,435
So it's important that you continue to exercise
your brain, different areas of the brain.

528
00:33:31,534 --> 00:33:34,974
Skywriting with your other hand,
do the crosswords.

529
00:33:35,072 --> 00:33:37,167
Is it possible
I have mad cow disease?

530
00:33:37,275 --> 00:33:40,179
We can't rule it out.

531
00:33:40,278 --> 00:33:42,476
Theydon have some identical symptoms.

532
00:33:42,580 --> 00:33:45,780
There could be countless numbers
of people we've diagnosed with Alzheimer's...

533
00:33:45,884 --> 00:33:48,184
who really have mad cow disease.

534
00:33:48,287 --> 00:33:51,283
See?
Do him now.

535
00:33:51,390 --> 00:33:56,527
I'm afraid a PET scan isn't going to tell us
why he's afraid of clowns.

536
00:33:56,629 --> 00:33:59,796
- What about the night terrors?
He had one last night. - Again-

537
00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:03,135
That's okay. I can come back later
after a few hamburgers.

538
00:34:03,238 --> 00:34:06,541
You promised you'd get tested, too.

539
00:34:06,641 --> 00:34:09,579
Denny, those machines can't test
for the stuff I've got going on.

540
00:34:09,678 --> 00:34:12,206
- You tricked me.
- Hey, Denny.

541
00:34:12,315 --> 00:34:12,315
You haven't gotten worse.

542
00:34:13,816 --> 00:34:14,784
You haven't gotten worse.

543
00:34:19,189 --> 00:34:23,028
They agree to all the terms?

544
00:34:23,128 --> 00:34:26,067
Confidentiality? All of it?

545
00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:29,696
Apparently the offer of free laser peels
in perpetuity was just too good to pass up.

546
00:34:29,802 --> 00:34:32,034
You dodged a nuclear bullet, Barry.

547
00:34:32,139 --> 00:34:34,041
Thank you.

548
00:34:34,141 --> 00:34:36,738
That still leaves open the question
as to whether I will sue you.

549
00:34:36,843 --> 00:34:39,280
Denise, I am so sorry.

550
00:34:39,380 --> 00:34:43,754
I just want to know why.
Why would you risk your career?

551
00:34:43,851 --> 00:34:45,845
I don't understand.

552
00:34:47,156 --> 00:34:50,061
Look at my face.

553
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:54,431
In high school,
everybody called me fat ass.

554
00:34:54,531 --> 00:34:59,770
I think the idea that it could
ever be associated with beauty-

555
00:35:01,406 --> 00:35:04,743
I'm obsessed with beauty, Denise.

556
00:35:04,843 --> 00:35:08,647
Obsessed with the thought
that these beautiful women...

557
00:35:08,747 --> 00:35:11,515
would be walking around...

558
00:35:11,617 --> 00:35:15,216
with a tiny bit
of Barry Glouberman inside them.

559
00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:19,889
And that when people look at them
and admire them...

560
00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:25,302
they'd be admiring
a microscopic fraction of...

561
00:35:25,401 --> 00:35:27,394
my physicality.

562
00:35:27,502 --> 00:35:29,735
Hmm.

563
00:35:29,839 --> 00:35:32,140
You need help.

564
00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:35,480
If you do not agree to get help...

565
00:35:35,579 --> 00:35:37,742
I will do so much worse than sue you.

566
00:35:37,848 --> 00:35:40,514
You could go to jail.

567
00:35:40,618 --> 00:35:42,747
I'm not kidding, Barry.

568
00:35:42,854 --> 00:35:45,087
I will see you in jail.

569
00:35:47,292 --> 00:35:49,263
I give you my word.

570
00:35:57,938 --> 00:35:59,703
The defendant will please rise.

571
00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:07,207
- Madam Foreperson, have you reached a unanimous verdict?
- We have, Your Honor.

572
00:36:07,316 --> 00:36:09,377
What say you?

573
00:36:09,485 --> 00:36:11,786
In the matter of
the Commonwealth versus Jason Matheny...

574
00:36:11,888 --> 00:36:13,619
on the charge
of vehicular homicide...

575
00:36:13,723 --> 00:36:17,858
we find the defendant,
Jason Matheny, not guilty.

576
00:36:19,663 --> 00:36:21,793
Members of the jury,
the court thanks you for your service.

577
00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:23,699
You are hereby excused.

578
00:36:25,803 --> 00:36:27,637
Thank you, Shirley.

579
00:36:27,740 --> 00:36:29,642
You're welcome.

580
00:36:29,742 --> 00:36:33,477
- Congratulations, Jason.
- Yeah. Thanks.

581
00:36:34,748 --> 00:36:38,951
So, uh, that's it?

582
00:36:39,053 --> 00:36:40,180
That's it.

583
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,230
Lydia...

584
00:36:54,338 --> 00:36:56,604
I know what I did was-

585
00:36:58,008 --> 00:36:59,910
It's my job.

586
00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:01,913
Yes.

587
00:37:02,013 --> 00:37:04,610
Your job was to secure
the freedom of a boy...

588
00:37:04,716 --> 00:37:06,879
who killed somebody.

589
00:37:09,655 --> 00:37:11,625
I...

590
00:37:13,994 --> 00:37:15,964
wish you well.

591
00:37:16,063 --> 00:37:17,965
You too...

592
00:37:18,065 --> 00:37:19,968
Miss Schmidt.

593
00:37:23,638 --> 00:37:28,547
I'm sure by this time tomorrow she won't
have any memory of how despicable you were.

594
00:37:28,644 --> 00:37:32,243
Can I buy you dinner
or something, Shirley?

595
00:37:32,349 --> 00:37:34,251
Some other time, thank you.

596
00:37:34,352 --> 00:37:38,383
The thing is,
I'm having these night terrors.

597
00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:43,591
I'm afraid to be alone at night.

598
00:37:54,741 --> 00:37:56,644
I don't doubt that you’re afraid.

599
00:37:56,744 --> 00:38:00,548
But, Alan, as much as I appreciate
you vesting so much responsibility...

600
00:38:00,649 --> 00:38:02,677
so early into my job, I-

601
00:38:04,252 --> 00:38:08,284
I just can't handle being
in charge of saving your life.

602
00:38:08,391 --> 00:38:12,264
- After last night, I don't think I could fall asleep.
- Okay.

603
00:38:13,764 --> 00:38:15,495
Thank you, Melissa.

604
00:38:16,767 --> 00:38:19,204
You may very well
have saved my life last night.

605
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,511
I know.

606
00:38:28,981 --> 00:38:32,717
You're a really weird man,
aren't you?

607
00:38:33,787 --> 00:38:35,814
Seems so.

608
00:39:01,286 --> 00:39:03,519
Asleep?

609
00:39:03,622 --> 00:39:06,059
Sort of.
Difficult day.

610
00:39:07,593 --> 00:39:10,566
I wish I could say
there's been improvement, but-

611
00:39:25,314 --> 00:39:27,284
Hey, Dad.

612
00:39:28,851 --> 00:39:30,822
It's Shirley.

613
00:39:48,975 --> 00:39:52,244
I won my case in court today.

614
00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:56,047
Not my finest hour.

615
00:39:57,885 --> 00:40:00,722
Not even close.

616
00:40:07,731 --> 00:40:11,262
Well, what shall we read tonight?

617
00:40:15,906 --> 00:40:18,434
_flaw ablaut A Tale of Two Cities?

618
00:40:19,645 --> 00:40:22,139
We haven't read that one in a while.

619
00:40:27,821 --> 00:40:32,160
"It was the best of times.
It was the worst of times.

620
00:40:32,258 --> 00:40:36,359
"It was the age of wisdom.
It was the age of foolishness.

621
00:40:57,722 --> 00:41:00,627
I tried that night terror routine
on six different women.

622
00:41:00,726 --> 00:41:03,357
- No takers?
- It isn't right.

623
00:41:05,832 --> 00:41:09,499
Thanks for coming with me today.
Thanks for making me do it.

624
00:41:09,603 --> 00:41:13,874
I've always felt friends should encourage
friends to have their heads examined.

625
00:41:13,974 --> 00:41:16,468
You okay?

626
00:41:17,979 --> 00:41:21,316
Melissa quit her moonlighting job.

627
00:41:21,416 --> 00:41:23,717
Oh.

628
00:41:24,754 --> 00:41:27,054
You're really scared.

629
00:41:28,591 --> 00:41:30,619
Just concerned.

630
00:41:30,728 --> 00:41:32,823
Not to worry.

631
00:41:33,998 --> 00:41:36,264
Oh, all right.

632
00:41:36,367 --> 00:41:39,397
I'll sleep with you in your room.
But not in the bed.

633
00:41:39,504 --> 00:41:43,445
Denny, you sleep like a log.
I'd have to step on your head for you to stir.

634
00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:46,207
Tie a rope around me.

635
00:41:46,312 --> 00:41:49,410
- You mean it?
- It'll be like a sleepover.

636
00:41:49,516 --> 00:41:51,418
Friends have sleepovers.

637
00:41:51,518 --> 00:41:54,719
- We could watch a movie.
- Popcorn.

638
00:41:54,822 --> 00:41:57,019
- Root beer floats.
- Tell ghost stories.

639
00:41:57,125 --> 00:41:59,027
Talk about girls.

640
00:41:59,127 --> 00:42:02,430
Yeah.
Pretend we're kids.

641
00:42:05,902 --> 00:42:07,872
Pretend we're kids.

642
00:43:00,833 --> 00:43:02,393
You stinker!

