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Previously on Boston legal
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Take all the money out of the
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drawer and put it in a bag.
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She already murdered a man.
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Please let this one get away.
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All the rules in this relationship.
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I'm sorry.
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But if you hit me or anything,
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I might literally die.
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Your case is dismissed. You're free and clear.
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I've found you a job.
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Come and get it.
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So I've met this girl.
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You did?
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Irma Levine.
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You don't fool me.
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She gives me a bit of trouble.
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Hello.
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Ms. Levine. Alan Shore.
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Hello, Mr. Shore.
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Uh, is there something I can do for you?
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There is.
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And let me preface my remarks by saying
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while we don't know each other very well and
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while I'd rather be speaking to you in person
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so as to beter gauge your reaction,
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Ms. Levine, I've been having certain fantasies about you.
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Intense, unabashedly sexual fantasies
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and I thought we could meet to discuss them.
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Did you get that?
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One drink.
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Ms. Levine!
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Mr. Shore.
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I took the liberty of ordering champagne.
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Thank you.
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So? These fantasies?
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They're many and varied actualy.
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But now that you're here they seem
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a very poor substitute for reality.
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Well, I'll admit I've been having
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some fantasies of my own.
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Have you? Tell.
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I walk into a building.
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My old high school gym
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you follow me inside
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and there are these booths
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set up. It's election day.
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Why not?
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I got into a very small booth and you follow me in.
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Your hand, like the breeze,
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reaches up my inner thigh
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and I turn around and I say,
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"It's not right". And you say...
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Shut up and let's do this.
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And you say, "What's not right?"
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And I say, "It's not right that I should vote and my
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vote doesn't count due to redistricting".
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What?
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All of our elected officials are
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redrawing the district voting lines
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to tilt the elections in their favor.
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Our officials are stealing our
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country, Alan. And we need to stop them.
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And I may need a lawyer.
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And I'm guessing you're not looking for a naked one.
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This could be the worst threat to democracy ever, Alan.
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And no one is paying attention.
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We're gonna make them pay attention.
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Take our votes now!
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Oddly, this was one of my fantasies.
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And the chilly weather is certainly an added bonus.
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Pack it up, ladies.
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Pack it up.
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All right. Ladies! That's it. Let's go.
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Okay. Everybody stay calm. Alan? Alan?
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Yes! No problem.
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Ah. Ah.
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I forgot what I was going to say.
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Oh yes! Ah.
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And I say this with great reluctance. Here.
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Don't answer any questions.
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I'll be down to bail you out as soon as I can.
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And I'm not sucking up.
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Saving that boy the way you did?
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You're a real local hero.
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And the media darling. The camera's loved you.
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Thanks. Hm.
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Alan Shore said some very good things about you.
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Well! He's an excellent attorney.
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So tell me.
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Why do you want to work at Crane, Poole and Schmidt?
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The money.
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I've served for six years at the D.A.'s office.
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Working eighty hour weeks,
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eating dinner out of to-go tins.
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My furniture is from my parent's garage.
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And buy my clothes from "Janey's Dress for Less".
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I could tell you some crap about wanting
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new and exciting challenges and blah, blah, blah.
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But, why not just be honest? It's the money.
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What kind of business could you bring to the firm?
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Oh, I made a lot of contacts
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when I was doing white-collar crime.
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I also know a lot of cops and detectives, and inspectors.
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And of course I am wired into the D.A.'s office.
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Uh huh!
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That's a website for a ski resort?
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Yeah. Whistler. Do you ski?
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No.
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And it's really a shame cuz here I am
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freezing my butt off of Mount Bendejo.
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Adios, muchacha.
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Mr. Hopper has finally come around.
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It took us a long time to get him here,
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but he's willing to settle.
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I'm thinking of getting them to name lung cancer after me.
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Daniel? Are you listening to me?
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Think about it. You know, it makes sense.
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The Lou Gehrig thing?
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We're going in now.
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Good morning, Samantha. Mr Hopper in the rest room?
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No. His wife just called.
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He died this morning.
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I can't believe you did this to me.
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What did I do?
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This.
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It's complete chaos out here.
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I've never seen anything like it.
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Ha, ha, it was quite a scene.
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Oh, look! It's me!
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I can see that.
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You were there in a sea of
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breasts and you didn't invite me.
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It wasn't a sex thing, Denny.
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This was a political protest about a serious issue.
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I heard there were two hundred
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women. That's four hundred breasts.
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And you kept them all to yourself.
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I have to get to an arraignment.
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The topless woman?
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Yes.
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I'll go with you.
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It's in court. She'll be completely dressed.
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Aww. Why are they pixelating them?
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This is a cable news channel.
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You can show breasts on cable.
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Yes, may I help you, dear?
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This is my office.
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Oh. I needed a base of
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operation for my sandwich cart business.
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But, I...
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You're a first-year? Right?
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Well, it goes like this.
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Named partner, senior partner,
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junior partner, senior associate,
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sandwich lades, Xerox guy, janitor, first-years.
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But I...
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I'm on the phone, dear.
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Oh.
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Did she know that when she asked him?
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Oh, no! Ha, ha.
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The lawsuit's been dropped.
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The claims died with Hopper and the
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wife decided not to pursue it any further.
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I wanna see she gets the original settlement offer.
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You don't have to do that, Daniel.
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Sure I do.
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Hey! You busy tomorrow night?
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No. Why? What's going on?
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I thought you might wanna go to a funeral.
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Hopper's?
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No. Mine.
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We'll go in my limo. I got a TV,
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I got the uppy downy things so we can
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make out and the driver can't see us.
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Yeah. Uh. I love making out on the way to funerals,
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especially with the guest of honor.
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What's wrong with wanting to see your own funeral?
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Besides, if you wait till you're dead you don't get
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to hear all the great things people say about you.
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Think about it.
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Daniel!?
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Denny!
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Lookin' good.
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Thank you. Do you wanna come to my funeral?
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Oh, funerals are sad.
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Oh, this ones gonna be fun.
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Count me in.
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Tomorrow night.
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No can do. Busy.
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Rain check?
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Absolutely.
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He's a keeper.
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Denny's great.
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Yep.
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He doesn't hear a think anyone says, does he?
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Nope.
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Ms. Raines? How was your
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interview at Crane, Poole and Schmidt?
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Short.
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Docket number 667065,
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Commonwealth versus Irma Levine.
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One count of disturbing the peace.
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Your Honor, at this time the people
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would like to amend the complaint.
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We are charging Ms. Levine with Penal
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Code two-seven-two, section sixteen.
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Open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior.
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Are you out of your mind?
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How do you plead Counselor?
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Time out. Your Honor, that charge is a felony.
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This woman was arrested as part of a political protest,
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there was nothing lewd and lascivious about it.
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Read the statute. She violated it.
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This is absurd.
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If she is convicted she'll be forced to register as a sex offender.
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Save it for the jury, counselor. How do you plead?
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Even more not guilty than we were prepared to plead a moment ago.
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Conference with the clerk to set the trial date.
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Next case.
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Why are you doing this?
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I'm late.
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There were two hundred women arrested that day.
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Are you going to charge them all as sex offenders?
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We're going to see how this goes first.
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What the hell happened in
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your interview with Holly Raines?
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I don't like your tone.
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And you're square.
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Game over. Now what the hell happened?
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Didn't like her. She was only here for the money.
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Brad! Everyone from the senior partners to the
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assistant janitor is only here for the money!
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Okay. Look. You had an affair with Tara.
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You paid your assistant to sleep with you.
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I'm a partner now, I'm not gonna let you use this firm as an escort service!
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This was not about sex!
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It's about bribery!
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I had to offer her an interview to get Catherine Piper off.
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Now you've made her mad and she's
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taking it out on another client of mine!
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What the hell are you doing?
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Strengthening my quads. Ski season.
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They say it was caused by stress from the first Gulf war.
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But, whatever the cause,
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Brad Chase does indeed suffer
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from a severe case of Irritable Bowel Syndrome
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and his gastroenterologist has told him to take up sports to strengthen
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the gluteus maximus muscles to control things back there.
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And this is the first I've ever heard of it but apparently
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the high altitude of the ski slopes is also good in helping to prevent leakage.
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Something to do with the thin air.
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So. Long story short I will get you
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another interview with a named partner.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Now, can you please charge Irma Levine
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with something reasonable?
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Or better yet just drop the whole thing.
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Can't do it.
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I'll never be able to guarantee you a job but I promise...
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I know you think this is about me
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being mad at Crane, Poole and Schmidt,
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but it isn't. This comes straight from my boss.
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Why does the District Attorney care about this?
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He wants to set an example to
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discourage these kinds of protests.
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Ms. Raines. If you convict Irma of this charge
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she'll have to register as a sex offender.
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She'll be lumped into the same group as rapist and child molesters.
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All because of a political protest.
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How can this seem even remotely fair to you?
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It's out of my hands.
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Parson's trial. We're trying to plead this out,
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so I want you to research any cases
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involving deaths resulting from marital disputes.
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I'm on it.
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I do have a slight problem.
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There's an old woman in my office.
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Pardon?
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The sandwich lady.
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Catherine.
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She's taken over my office.
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Am I to understand that you,
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a lawyer working at one of the most
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prestigious firms in the Boston area,
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cannot negotiate with the sandwich lady
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to get her out of your office?
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Well, of course I can.
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I just don't wanna take up the firm's billable time.
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You think this will take time?
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Well, no sir. I'll take care of it.
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Forget I said anything. Please.
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Shirley! Just the person I needed to see.
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I'm in a terrible bind and I
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need to borrow your breasts.
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All right. But have them home by eleven.
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I'm sure you've followed Irma Levine's case in the news.
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I have.
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Then you know the D.A., or whoever is pressuring him
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is attempting to suppress political protests.
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Naked ones, yes.
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This is not a small issue, Shirley.
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This type of thing is going on all over the country.
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They've banned roadside parking and camping in
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Crawford, Texas to stop people from protesting the war.
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If you criticize this administration,
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they just might reveal your wife is a CIA agent.
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Congress is creating a law that forces
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people with political blogs either register
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with the government or face potential prosecution.
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Little by little people are being silenced.
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I need your stature. Expertise.
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Cut the crap, Alan It's about boobs and you need a nice pair at the table.
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You are absolutely delicious when you
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cut to the heart of the matter like that.
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They are throwing everything at me, Shirley.
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I need to throw everything back.
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I'll think about it.
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Think fast.
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If I agree to help you, one condition.
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I assume during the course of this case breasts
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will be referred to in many colorful ways.
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One would hope.
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Personally however I don't ever want
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to hear them referred to as ' hooters'.
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I hate that word.
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Oh, and this is a little off topic,
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but I hate the word underpants too.
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If I can have your breasts I promise not to say, 'hooters'.
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Thank you, Alan.
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Now, for underpants, if you promise not to wear any...
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Goodbye, Alan.
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We advised her to put her clothes back on,
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but she and her cohorts insisted on marching around topless.
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And Officer Minden,
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The District Attorney's here.
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Scott Bodnar. Politicians are drawn to cameras like flies are drawn to...
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Politicians.
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And what was your reaction to the defendant's toplessness?
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I was shocked. Offended.
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Were you the only one offended?
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No, ma'am.
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We've received numerous complaints from
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the community about the defendant's behavior.
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Thank you.
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Ms. Levine and her cohorts, as
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you so colorfully referred to them,
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were there as part of a political protest, correct?
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So she says.
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So she says...
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She was holding this sign.
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Yes.
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Not exactly the stuff erections are made of.
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Objection.
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Sustained.
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Isn't it true
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that more people paid attention once
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the protesters took off their tops?
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They drew a bigger crowd, that's for sure.
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Thank you.
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Then... Uh, one last thing.
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As a beat cop, who regularly pursues
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rapists, murderers and other violent criminals,
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and also as who protects the rights of the KKK
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and other provocative groups who
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are legally permitted to protest,
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can you sit up there and honestly tell us
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you were offended by a group
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of bare breasted protestors?
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They broke the law, Mr. Shore.
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I find that offensive.
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Shocked.
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Shocked and appalled that people would so
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blatantly flaunt our obscenity laws.
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Whore. Any place there's a camera
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there's Bodnar having sex with it.
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Where have you been keeping your head?
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Around. I didn't see you on
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the balcony the other night.
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Bev and I had something to do.
382
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Then we did it again.
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Alan?
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I heard that you asked Shirley
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to be part of your dream team.
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Why her and not me?
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Shirley has breasts.
388
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Ours are just beginning to develop.
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You're starting this case off on the wrong foot.
390
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How so?
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It's got everything.
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Sex, politics, everything but one key ingredient,
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Denny Crane. I'm in.
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Denny, you don't even know what this case is about.
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It doesn't matter. I don't have to know what it's about in order to try it.
396
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I want you out of my office.
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I'm an attorney, I graduated top of my
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class at Suffolk University Law School,
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I passed the bar exam the very first try
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and I was recruited by the best firms.
401
00:18:06,693 --> 00:18:08,561
I killed a man.
402
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Never seen those on TV.
403
00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:24,362
There's that whore!
404
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Watch out everybody the real whore's here.
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Denny!
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I don't have a tranquilizer gun so
407
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I'm going to have to reason with you.
408
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We agreed you could be on this case only if you don't speak.
409
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Speak in the courtroom.
410
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:41,123
Besides it's opportunities like this
411
00:18:41,158 --> 00:18:43,230
that make Crane, Poole and Schmidt
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Crane, Poole and Schmidt.
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Denny Crane. Ten cents a dance.
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Hey, Scott!
415
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Denny.
416
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I'd just like to say that most of
417
00:18:54,991 --> 00:18:57,709
us begin life suckling on a breast.
418
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If we're lucky we end life suckling on a breast.
419
00:19:00,455 --> 00:19:04,415
Anybody who's against breasts is against life itself.
420
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Denny Crane.
421
00:19:08,171 --> 00:19:11,257
Mr. Crane! Mr. Crane! Excuse me!
422
00:19:12,801 --> 00:19:14,272
Sir? Any comments?
423
00:19:14,719 --> 00:19:18,348
Ms. Levine? Can you tell me what this is?
424
00:19:18,431 --> 00:19:21,298
It's a map of the Boston area congressional district.
425
00:19:21,651 --> 00:19:24,050
This is district four.
426
00:19:24,085 --> 00:19:25,921
How would you describe its shape?
427
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,980
It's shaped like a large intestine.
428
00:19:28,015 --> 00:19:29,969
Now, why would we, as a people,
429
00:19:30,004 --> 00:19:33,917
choose to shape a congressional district like a large intestine?
430
00:19:33,952 --> 00:19:36,436
We don't. Our elected officials do.
431
00:19:36,471 --> 00:19:39,690
Say you voted for the incumbent congressman last election,
432
00:19:39,725 --> 00:19:43,038
and I live on the opposite side of the street and I voted against him?
433
00:19:43,073 --> 00:19:45,807
His party can draw the line down the middle of the street
434
00:19:45,842 --> 00:19:47,548
to include you and exclude me.
435
00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:48,891
Can they really do that?
436
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:51,426
With computer modeling they can be very exact.
437
00:19:51,461 --> 00:19:54,012
This isn't about boobs at all.
438
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,583
It's foreplay. Wait your turn.
439
00:19:59,472 --> 00:20:00,910
Why did you start this group?
440
00:20:00,945 --> 00:20:04,531
To protest the war. We had our shirts on then!
441
00:20:04,566 --> 00:20:07,224
There were nearly one hundred thousand of us in the streets.
442
00:20:07,259 --> 00:20:08,432
A sea of people.
443
00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:10,105
But the local news reported
444
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:12,118
that only a few thousand showed up.
445
00:20:12,153 --> 00:20:14,097
As if our protest didn't even happen.
446
00:20:14,478 --> 00:20:15,654
So what did you do next?
447
00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:18,224
We continued to protest with little effect
448
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,159
and we eventually learned that
449
00:20:20,194 --> 00:20:22,060
in order to get your message heard
450
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,486
you had to shock people.
451
00:20:23,521 --> 00:20:24,842
You had fantasies about this
452
00:20:24,877 --> 00:20:27,099
college girl? She nothing but a talker.
453
00:20:28,573 --> 00:20:30,568
A moment please, Your Honor.
454
00:20:31,794 --> 00:20:34,410
Denny, we're trying to work here.
455
00:20:34,445 --> 00:20:37,027
Give him your keys to play with.
456
00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:39,689
And finally, Ms. Levine.
457
00:20:39,724 --> 00:20:41,324
What do you do for a living?
458
00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:42,890
I run a women's shelter.
459
00:20:42,925 --> 00:20:45,999
And if you are convicted and placed on
460
00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:49,073
the State's Sexual Offender's registry,
461
00:20:49,108 --> 00:20:50,554
what happens to you?
462
00:20:50,589 --> 00:20:51,966
I would lose everything.
463
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:55,205
My job, my home, my standing in the community.
464
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,916
So. If one wanted to intimidate people
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00:20:58,951 --> 00:21:01,329
from exercising their first amendment rights
466
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this would be a good way to do it?
467
00:21:02,806 --> 00:21:03,866
Objection!
468
00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:05,750
Nothing further.
469
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,132
Ms. Levine.
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Your laudable work for battered women not withstanding,
471
00:21:13,548 --> 00:21:15,679
isn't it correct that you were arrested
472
00:21:15,714 --> 00:21:17,811
only when you illegally bared your breasts?
473
00:21:18,598 --> 00:21:19,301
Yes.
474
00:21:19,336 --> 00:21:22,030
You could have continued to make that same statement
475
00:21:22,065 --> 00:21:23,818
while keeping your clothes on?
476
00:21:23,853 --> 00:21:25,954
But the message wouldn't have gotten the same coverage.
477
00:21:25,989 --> 00:21:27,136
So it's your contention
478
00:21:27,171 --> 00:21:28,697
that it's alright to break laws
479
00:21:28,732 --> 00:21:31,002
so long as you're trying to get a message across?
480
00:21:31,037 --> 00:21:33,049
I think that's a gross exaggeration.
481
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,273
Our community has set standards and laws
482
00:21:35,308 --> 00:21:37,427
for what it deems to be indecent behavior.
483
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,960
What our elected officials are doing is indecent.
484
00:21:39,995 --> 00:21:41,377
My breasts are not.
485
00:21:41,412 --> 00:21:43,850
You intentionally broke that law. Didn't you?
486
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,250
I took my top off.
487
00:21:45,285 --> 00:21:47,235
In many cultures a woman's bared
488
00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:49,186
breasts are not considered indecent!
489
00:21:49,221 --> 00:21:50,103
But we're in America.
490
00:21:50,138 --> 00:21:52,914
In America we're allowed to set our own laws. Are we not?
491
00:21:54,984 --> 00:21:56,389
Yes.
492
00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:59,315
Nothing further.
493
00:22:19,569 --> 00:22:21,161
Your funeral's in a bar?
494
00:22:21,196 --> 00:22:23,490
Funeral homes close too early.
495
00:22:23,525 --> 00:22:25,575
And they don't have beer.
496
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:30,497
Nice outfit, but I do believe I said hockey casuals.
497
00:22:31,206 --> 00:22:33,020
I'm feeling a little like Alice
498
00:22:33,055 --> 00:22:34,834
down the rabbit hole right now,
499
00:22:34,869 --> 00:22:36,586
So I'm just gonna go with it.
500
00:22:36,669 --> 00:22:38,713
That's an excellent attitude.
501
00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:40,757
My family's gonna love you!
502
00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:42,208
Your family?
503
00:22:42,925 --> 00:22:44,452
It's my funeral.
504
00:22:54,645 --> 00:22:56,856
Come on, come on. Come on!
505
00:22:59,817 --> 00:23:02,215
Go! Go! Go spinny man! Go spinny man!
506
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,614
Wow, you've really picked up the lingo.
507
00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:06,616
Yes! Ha! Ha!
508
00:23:07,617 --> 00:23:09,577
I had to let her win. It's his funeral.
509
00:23:09,612 --> 00:23:11,845
Aww, you got beat by a girl and a dead guy. Deal with it.
510
00:23:15,207 --> 00:23:17,410
If I could have your attention...
511
00:23:20,671 --> 00:23:22,861
We have gathered here tonight
512
00:23:22,896 --> 00:23:25,051
to pay our final respects to...
513
00:23:25,134 --> 00:23:27,441
that guy who's eating the Buffalo wing.
514
00:23:28,763 --> 00:23:30,342
I know we look at Daniel and
515
00:23:30,377 --> 00:23:32,468
everyone here is thinking the same thing.
516
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:35,132
"How much is he leaving me in the will?"
517
00:23:36,395 --> 00:23:38,901
Seriously, after our folks
518
00:23:38,936 --> 00:23:43,409
passed, Daniel was the one there for us.
519
00:23:44,063 --> 00:23:46,318
He always has been.
520
00:23:46,353 --> 00:23:48,574
And he always will be.
521
00:23:48,609 --> 00:23:50,781
To you. Bro.
522
00:23:50,816 --> 00:23:52,061
I love you.
523
00:23:54,788 --> 00:23:57,309
Now let's have some zamboni cake!
524
00:24:22,566 --> 00:24:24,484
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
525
00:24:24,902 --> 00:24:27,077
You know, you're wrecking my funeral?
526
00:24:27,314 --> 00:24:29,197
I know.
527
00:24:29,865 --> 00:24:31,867
We're here, and it's you, and
528
00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:33,869
your friends and your family.
529
00:24:33,910 --> 00:24:36,663
And it's like a beginning only you're...
530
00:24:36,698 --> 00:24:39,583
It sucks. That's it.
531
00:24:40,792 --> 00:24:42,967
It just sucks.
532
00:24:44,588 --> 00:24:47,356
This is good for you.
533
00:24:48,049 --> 00:24:52,894
And everyone in there is unbelievable.
534
00:24:52,929 --> 00:24:56,057
And I have been trying. I really have. But...
535
00:24:59,561 --> 00:25:01,396
But...
536
00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:06,671
you're dying and it's eating me up inside.
537
00:25:09,404 --> 00:25:12,866
Go back to your party.
538
00:25:38,933 --> 00:25:40,435
It's time for court, Denny.
539
00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:41,651
I'm not going.
540
00:25:41,686 --> 00:25:43,375
You took me to the circus and
541
00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:45,064
you didn't show me any elephants.
542
00:25:45,099 --> 00:25:46,447
I'm sorry.
543
00:25:46,482 --> 00:25:48,567
But I am going to call the D.A. to the stand.
544
00:25:48,602 --> 00:25:50,653
Well, that'll be fun. But it's not enough.
545
00:25:50,688 --> 00:25:52,036
Be careful of Bodnar.
546
00:25:52,071 --> 00:25:54,949
I'm not sure you want that whore as an enemy.
547
00:25:54,984 --> 00:25:57,410
By definition he's my enemy.
548
00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:02,457
He can't call the District Attorney.
549
00:26:02,540 --> 00:26:03,087
I just did.
550
00:26:03,122 --> 00:26:04,948
He was never included in our witness list.
551
00:26:04,983 --> 00:26:06,903
The Commonwealth hasn't had ample time to prepare.
552
00:26:06,938 --> 00:26:08,861
Your Honor, his testimony is relevant.
553
00:26:08,896 --> 00:26:10,721
This case is all about the railroading
554
00:26:10,756 --> 00:26:12,512
of my client's first amendment rights.
555
00:26:12,547 --> 00:26:15,383
And Mr. Bodnar seems to be conductor on the said railroad.
556
00:26:15,418 --> 00:26:16,750
It's a cheap stunt.
557
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:17,217
Enough.
558
00:26:17,252 --> 00:26:20,444
I'm certain District Attorney Bodnar can take care of himself.
559
00:26:20,479 --> 00:26:23,010
I'll allow his testimony.
560
00:26:25,688 --> 00:26:28,524
District Attorney Bodnar! Alan Shore.
561
00:26:28,559 --> 00:26:29,896
Before we start, I just
562
00:26:29,931 --> 00:26:32,296
wanna say I love those mailers
563
00:26:32,331 --> 00:26:34,662
you send out come election time.
564
00:26:34,697 --> 00:26:38,426
We're all inspired by the story of your roots,
565
00:26:38,461 --> 00:26:40,828
your father the Czechoslovakian cobbler,
566
00:26:40,911 --> 00:26:42,626
your mother the Czechoslovakian cobbler's wife.
567
00:26:43,072 --> 00:26:44,924
I also wanna thank you for
568
00:26:44,959 --> 00:26:46,741
taking the time to be here.
569
00:26:46,776 --> 00:26:50,212
You're a busy man keeping criminals off the street,
570
00:26:50,247 --> 00:26:53,648
fighting for truth, justice and the American way,
571
00:26:53,683 --> 00:26:57,558
and yet you make time to be here.
572
00:26:58,149 --> 00:26:59,258
Every day.
573
00:26:59,293 --> 00:27:02,242
This case must be very important to you.
574
00:27:02,277 --> 00:27:02,780
It is.
575
00:27:02,815 --> 00:27:05,597
I guess the question on all of our minds is, why?
576
00:27:05,632 --> 00:27:07,404
Well, Mr. Shore, as you know
577
00:27:07,439 --> 00:27:09,177
this was defiance of the law.
578
00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:10,307
On a sizeable scale.
579
00:27:10,342 --> 00:27:11,920
It was extremely offensive
580
00:27:11,955 --> 00:27:13,464
to a large number of people.
581
00:27:13,499 --> 00:27:15,564
And there were a lot of TV cameras out there.
582
00:27:16,794 --> 00:27:18,320
And in here.
583
00:27:18,545 --> 00:27:20,293
The point is, Ms. Levine's
584
00:27:20,328 --> 00:27:22,444
message was getting across! Wasn't it?
585
00:27:22,479 --> 00:27:24,685
That's why this case is so important.
586
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,892
That's what's so frightening to you.
587
00:27:26,927 --> 00:27:27,964
The truth was getting out.
588
00:27:27,999 --> 00:27:30,334
The truth about the stranglehold
589
00:27:30,369 --> 00:27:32,159
you and other politicians have
590
00:27:32,194 --> 00:27:33,915
on our political system. Correct?
591
00:27:33,950 --> 00:27:36,768
Mr. Shore. I was elected to represent the
592
00:27:36,803 --> 00:27:39,586
community and to act in their best interest.
593
00:27:39,917 --> 00:27:41,967
People have right to political speech.
594
00:27:42,002 --> 00:27:43,528
No matter how extreme.
595
00:27:43,563 --> 00:27:45,977
They do not have the right to break the law
596
00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:48,784
with lewd and lascivious behavior on the streets of Boston...
597
00:27:48,819 --> 00:27:48,961
Yes...
598
00:27:48,996 --> 00:27:51,510
Mr. Shore you asked me a question. Please allow me to finish.
599
00:27:52,308 --> 00:27:53,699
I don't know what society you live in
600
00:27:53,734 --> 00:27:57,698
but our society has made it clear where it stands on indecency.
601
00:27:57,733 --> 00:27:59,435
If you're looking for a litmus test?
602
00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:02,388
Just ask Janet Jackson.
603
00:28:06,505 --> 00:28:08,215
Well, congratulations, Alan.
604
00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:10,151
Your drilling of the D.A. on
605
00:28:10,186 --> 00:28:12,037
the stand has really paid off.
606
00:28:12,072 --> 00:28:13,933
The plea bargain he had set on the
607
00:28:13,968 --> 00:28:15,794
Parson's case suddenly got rejected.
608
00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:17,222
Gee, I wonder why?
609
00:28:17,257 --> 00:28:18,883
Mr. Parson did kill his wife.
610
00:28:18,967 --> 00:28:20,475
I mean, he should go to jail.
611
00:28:20,510 --> 00:28:22,835
We are now known in the D.A.'s office
612
00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:25,986
as those SOB's from Crane, Poole and Schmidt.
613
00:28:26,021 --> 00:28:29,102
And for what? You are still losing this case.
614
00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:30,659
Paul, if that's all they're calling us?
615
00:28:30,694 --> 00:28:32,664
Clearly I've not done my job.
616
00:28:42,323 --> 00:28:43,915
I'm here! What do you want?
617
00:28:43,950 --> 00:28:45,493
Brad, would you agree that you owe me one
618
00:28:45,528 --> 00:28:48,325
for the egregious way you handled the Holly Raines interview?
619
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,534
Alan, her attitude was...
620
00:28:49,569 --> 00:28:51,546
The important thing is, I agree that you owe me one.
621
00:28:51,581 --> 00:28:52,916
Just follow my lead.
622
00:28:55,044 --> 00:28:57,755
Mr. Bodnar, we're gonna lose this case.
623
00:28:57,790 --> 00:28:58,756
Yes, you are.
624
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,721
And I don't know what to do about it.
625
00:29:00,756 --> 00:29:02,662
We could get to the appeals process,
626
00:29:02,697 --> 00:29:04,534
but so many of our fine judges are
627
00:29:04,569 --> 00:29:06,921
not into the first amendment these days.
628
00:29:06,956 --> 00:29:08,994
And if by some miracle we make it into the Supreme Court.
629
00:29:09,029 --> 00:29:11,672
Well they're not that tickled with the first amendment either!
630
00:29:11,707 --> 00:29:14,768
So. As you can see. I am in a pickle.
631
00:29:14,803 --> 00:29:17,051
You didn't need to come down here to explain that to me.
632
00:29:17,086 --> 00:29:18,332
No. I know.
633
00:29:18,589 --> 00:29:24,141
But I did need to explain this. It's Brad here.
634
00:29:25,735 --> 00:29:27,159
What about Brad here?
635
00:29:27,194 --> 00:29:31,406
He's decided he's going to run against you for District Attorney.
636
00:29:32,873 --> 00:29:34,709
Really?
637
00:29:37,753 --> 00:29:38,257
Yes.
638
00:29:38,292 --> 00:29:41,716
I mean, I think he's a natural for politics. Don't you?
639
00:29:41,751 --> 00:29:43,474
Look at him. Gorgeous.
640
00:29:43,509 --> 00:29:45,475
And tough on crime. The man
641
00:29:45,510 --> 00:29:50,075
single-handedly rescued a kidnapped child.
642
00:29:51,517 --> 00:29:54,156
The Republican Party is bound to love him
643
00:29:54,191 --> 00:29:56,796
because he's so demonstratively pro-torture.
644
00:29:56,831 --> 00:29:58,629
A man who's not afraid to get his hands
645
00:29:58,664 --> 00:30:00,822
dirty while he cuts off the fingers of others.
646
00:30:00,857 --> 00:30:02,981
Oh! You're a Republican! Aren't you, Scott?
647
00:30:03,016 --> 00:30:03,696
Mr. Shore.
648
00:30:03,731 --> 00:30:07,046
I wonder who your party'd rather have carrying its standard?
649
00:30:07,151 --> 00:30:10,869
You? Or Captain Handsome?
650
00:30:11,036 --> 00:30:14,581
Brad, stand up and take your jacket off.
651
00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:21,178
Yes. Ooh. Good.
652
00:30:21,213 --> 00:30:23,882
Put it over the shoulder.
653
00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:31,563
Wow!
654
00:30:31,598 --> 00:30:34,371
I think this job is about more than looks.
655
00:30:34,406 --> 00:30:37,145
Well. You'd have to think that, wouldn't you?
656
00:30:37,229 --> 00:30:39,003
I notice the polls don't have you
657
00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:40,778
doing too well with women voters.
658
00:30:40,813 --> 00:30:42,783
You are aware my client runs
659
00:30:42,818 --> 00:30:44,655
a shelter for battered women?
660
00:30:44,690 --> 00:30:46,389
Do you think persecuting her will
661
00:30:46,424 --> 00:30:47,855
play well with the distaff side?
662
00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:49,466
Are you trying to threaten me?
663
00:30:49,501 --> 00:30:51,008
Not me. It's my friend here.
664
00:30:51,043 --> 00:30:55,259
This case has him so incensed! Doesn't it, Brad?
665
00:30:55,294 --> 00:30:55,661
Yes.
666
00:30:55,696 --> 00:30:59,141
It's inspired him to pluck his hat from those beautiful blond
667
00:30:59,176 --> 00:31:01,053
locks and toss it into the ring.
668
00:31:01,088 --> 00:31:04,521
I can just see the two of you in a televised debate.
669
00:31:04,556 --> 00:31:06,062
Not, really. I can only see him
670
00:31:06,097 --> 00:31:08,473
because you seem to fade into the background.
671
00:31:08,508 --> 00:31:11,202
Tell me, Brad, how many of your clients are millionaire's.
672
00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:11,702
All of them.
673
00:31:11,737 --> 00:31:13,509
Rich coffers to draw from.
674
00:31:13,544 --> 00:31:17,941
It would be much nicer, wouldn't it Mr. Bodnar, to run unopposed?
675
00:31:21,606 --> 00:31:25,735
Well. You've both made some extremely valid points
676
00:31:25,777 --> 00:31:27,654
and I think Goldilocks here
677
00:31:27,737 --> 00:31:29,801
would be a formidable opponent.
678
00:31:29,836 --> 00:31:31,866
I look forward to the campaign.
679
00:31:31,901 --> 00:31:36,074
And Mr. Shore, I look forward to seeing you in court.
680
00:31:41,543 --> 00:31:43,670
Brad, you know, you don't actually have to run.
681
00:31:43,705 --> 00:31:45,734
On the other hand you've made a powerful enemy,
682
00:31:45,769 --> 00:31:46,836
and I think you've learned a valuable
683
00:31:46,871 --> 00:31:49,217
lesson about following me lead.
684
00:31:49,252 --> 00:31:51,303
Thanks. Douchbag.
685
00:31:55,265 --> 00:31:56,641
Hey!
686
00:31:57,183 --> 00:31:58,893
Hi!
687
00:31:59,227 --> 00:32:02,480
So? How was the rest of your funeral?
688
00:32:02,515 --> 00:32:04,282
Oh, it was great.
689
00:32:04,317 --> 00:32:06,049
It totally bombed.
690
00:32:07,485 --> 00:32:09,877
So? Are we okay?
691
00:32:11,155 --> 00:32:15,868
Daniel. I am the worst coward there is.
692
00:32:15,903 --> 00:32:17,745
Yeah. Well. We all avoided you
693
00:32:17,829 --> 00:32:19,622
then, when we were playing quarters.
694
00:32:19,664 --> 00:32:21,791
No.
695
00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:24,935
I can't keep going.
696
00:32:26,629 --> 00:32:28,798
Okay, time out.
697
00:32:28,881 --> 00:32:30,698
Don't decide anything just yet. Okay?
698
00:32:30,733 --> 00:32:33,591
Because I got something.
699
00:32:34,971 --> 00:32:37,076
Look, I'm going to Switzerland.
700
00:32:37,515 --> 00:32:39,970
They got this experimental treatment in
701
00:32:40,005 --> 00:32:42,425
St. Moritz that I scammed my way into.
702
00:32:43,813 --> 00:32:45,815
And I don't know if it's gonna work.
703
00:32:45,850 --> 00:32:48,726
But I figure it's worth a shot.
704
00:32:49,693 --> 00:32:53,615
And if it does, I'll be back.
705
00:32:54,316 --> 00:32:57,201
And then decide. Okay?
706
00:32:58,244 --> 00:32:59,641
Okay.
707
00:33:14,218 --> 00:33:16,806
You're going off like a dog aren't you?
708
00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:20,480
What do you mean?
709
00:33:20,724 --> 00:33:23,525
When a dog knows it's gonna die
710
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:27,564
he goes off into the woods by itself and uh,
711
00:33:27,599 --> 00:33:30,673
rich guys go to St. Moritz.
712
00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:35,376
They have beautiful woods there.
713
00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,625
Yes, they do.
714
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:44,934
I'll see you Guido.
715
00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:48,232
See ya.
716
00:34:00,222 --> 00:34:02,182
Ms. Levine took her shirt off.
717
00:34:02,217 --> 00:34:04,316
That is not in dispute.
718
00:34:04,351 --> 00:34:06,916
And she did it to make political point.
719
00:34:06,951 --> 00:34:09,481
Now people make political points every day.
720
00:34:09,516 --> 00:34:11,525
The TV, the press, on the internet,
721
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,985
expressing opinions of all kinds
722
00:34:14,069 --> 00:34:16,488
without breaking the law.
723
00:34:16,523 --> 00:34:18,115
For Ms. Levine, our country's
724
00:34:18,150 --> 00:34:21,291
guarantee of free speech wasn't enough.
725
00:34:21,326 --> 00:34:24,329
Our guarantee of freedom of assembly? Wasn't enough.
726
00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:26,644
And apparently our guarantee of
727
00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:28,924
freedom of the press wasn't enough.
728
00:34:28,959 --> 00:34:31,503
None of these freedoms were enough for Ms. Levine
729
00:34:31,538 --> 00:34:33,880
and the point she had to make. No.
730
00:34:33,915 --> 00:34:36,027
She had to break the law by
731
00:34:36,062 --> 00:34:39,392
violating our community standards of decency.
732
00:34:39,427 --> 00:34:42,722
No one violated Ms. Levine's freedom of speech!
733
00:34:42,757 --> 00:34:47,852
Ms. Levine violated our community laws.
734
00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:50,897
Don't let her get away with it.
735
00:34:56,361 --> 00:34:57,987
Jake Watson convicted of
736
00:34:58,071 --> 00:34:59,885
molesting an eight-year-old girl.
737
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,699
Served two years, then convicted of
738
00:35:01,741 --> 00:35:03,666
molesting an eleven-year-old girl.
739
00:35:03,701 --> 00:35:07,205
John Bauers, convicted of multiple counts of rape.
740
00:35:07,246 --> 00:35:10,875
Calvin Stevens, convicted of sodomizing and
741
00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:14,504
molesting over a dozen boys ages six to ten.
742
00:35:15,254 --> 00:35:17,757
This is a list of registered sex-offenders.
743
00:35:17,792 --> 00:35:19,592
This is the list the prosecutor
744
00:35:19,675 --> 00:35:21,427
thinks Ms. Levine should be put on.
745
00:35:21,469 --> 00:35:26,015
This is the company they think she belongs in.
746
00:35:26,265 --> 00:35:27,607
Do you?
747
00:35:27,642 --> 00:35:30,402
Do any of you think that a woman who
748
00:35:30,437 --> 00:35:33,163
bared her breasts at a political rally
749
00:35:33,792 --> 00:35:35,331
poses the same risk to the
750
00:35:35,366 --> 00:35:38,903
community as rapists and child molesters?
751
00:35:39,035 --> 00:35:42,539
Of course you don't. And I'll let you in on a little secret.
752
00:35:44,033 --> 00:35:45,333
Neither do they.
753
00:35:45,368 --> 00:35:48,496
You see they arrested Ms. Levine and the other women
754
00:35:48,531 --> 00:35:51,624
before and charged them with 'disturbing the peace'.
755
00:35:51,707 --> 00:35:54,585
When a woman is arrested for
756
00:35:54,668 --> 00:35:57,505
sunbathing topless in a public park,
757
00:35:57,588 --> 00:35:59,641
she's either charged with disturbing
758
00:35:59,676 --> 00:36:01,659
the peace or more likely the cop says,
759
00:36:01,694 --> 00:36:04,705
"Hey, lady put your shirt back on". And then he goes off to deal with real crime.
760
00:36:06,805 --> 00:36:08,898
So why is Ms. Levine different?
761
00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:12,519
Because she was protesting redistricting.
762
00:36:12,554 --> 00:36:13,797
Now, I know that may sound
763
00:36:13,832 --> 00:36:17,031
archain and theoretical to you.
764
00:36:17,066 --> 00:36:20,194
But I assure you that to the politicians in power,
765
00:36:20,229 --> 00:36:22,988
there is nothing more dear to their hearts.
766
00:36:23,023 --> 00:36:24,745
If Ms. Levine had written a scholarly
767
00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:27,987
article for redistricting for an obscure journal
768
00:36:28,022 --> 00:36:30,319
that nobody would ever have read, the
769
00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:32,027
District Attorney wouldn't have cared at all.
770
00:36:32,062 --> 00:36:35,053
But she and the other women
771
00:36:35,088 --> 00:36:38,045
made their argument topless.
772
00:36:38,128 --> 00:36:39,886
People paid attention because let's face it
773
00:36:39,921 --> 00:36:41,574
when two hundred women take their
774
00:36:41,609 --> 00:36:43,192
tops off people are going to look.
775
00:36:43,227 --> 00:36:46,160
But after they've gawked for a minute they might ask,
776
00:36:46,195 --> 00:36:48,003
"Why have they taken thei top off"?
777
00:36:48,847 --> 00:36:52,404
And then they might find out it's because of redistricting.
778
00:36:52,893 --> 00:36:55,958
And then they might say, "Well, what is that?"
779
00:36:55,993 --> 00:36:58,496
And then when they find out they might say,
780
00:36:59,121 --> 00:37:04,442
"Oh my God! Our politicians have highjacked our Democracy".
781
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,211
The prosecutor charged Ms. Levine
782
00:37:07,246 --> 00:37:12,746
for violating our community standards.
783
00:37:13,133 --> 00:37:15,255
This is Boston.
784
00:37:15,290 --> 00:37:17,924
Home of the Tea Party.
785
00:37:17,959 --> 00:37:20,622
Home of the people and the spirit of
786
00:37:20,657 --> 00:37:24,341
freedom that literally created this country.
787
00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:26,648
Our community standard is that we
788
00:37:26,683 --> 00:37:29,046
won't be silenced by the King of England,
789
00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:30,764
much less the District Attorney!
790
00:37:30,799 --> 00:37:34,979
Our community standard is that we speak the truth to power.
791
00:37:35,101 --> 00:37:39,272
And if those in power don't like it.
792
00:37:39,564 --> 00:37:41,816
Too bad.
793
00:38:00,668 --> 00:38:03,441
Oh, look at you. This is terrible.
794
00:38:04,526 --> 00:38:06,119
I'll tell you what I'll do, Garry.
795
00:38:06,154 --> 00:38:06,573
Garrett.
796
00:38:06,608 --> 00:38:08,978
I'm not in the office all the time.
797
00:38:09,013 --> 00:38:11,296
I mean I'm very busy over lunch and
798
00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:13,635
morning break and afternoon coffee.
799
00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:15,907
That would leave three or four hours
800
00:38:15,942 --> 00:38:18,144
when I won't need the office at all.
801
00:38:18,179 --> 00:38:20,451
Make yourself at home.
802
00:38:20,486 --> 00:38:22,142
Thanks.
803
00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:26,365
So you can be in there all during lunch when you eat your two sandwiches.
804
00:38:26,569 --> 00:38:27,603
Two sandwiches?
805
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:28,449
Oh. Yes.
806
00:38:28,484 --> 00:38:30,712
You'll be buying two sandwiches off the cart.
807
00:38:30,747 --> 00:38:32,076
The ones that aren't moving.
808
00:38:32,111 --> 00:38:34,983
Usually it's liverwurst and tongue.
809
00:38:35,628 --> 00:38:36,815
Bye.
810
00:38:38,956 --> 00:38:41,678
Jokes on you! I like tongue!
811
00:38:46,964 --> 00:38:49,467
Will the defendant please rise?
812
00:38:53,095 --> 00:38:55,618
Has the jury reached unanimous verdict?
813
00:38:55,653 --> 00:38:56,994
We have, Your Honor.
814
00:38:57,029 --> 00:38:58,224
What say you?
815
00:38:58,225 --> 00:39:00,857
In the matter of the Commonwealth versus Irma Levine,
816
00:39:01,062 --> 00:39:03,796
on the count of open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior,
817
00:39:04,023 --> 00:39:05,558
we find the defendant,
818
00:39:06,026 --> 00:39:07,555
not guilty.
819
00:39:07,590 --> 00:39:08,965
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury
820
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,341
we thank you for your services.
821
00:39:10,541 --> 00:39:11,809
Courts adjourned.
822
00:39:14,408 --> 00:39:16,243
Congratulations.
823
00:39:16,493 --> 00:39:17,562
I think you're closing made all
824
00:39:17,597 --> 00:39:19,369
the difference. Thank you very much.
825
00:39:19,404 --> 00:39:21,141
You're welcome. And about your protest.
826
00:39:21,176 --> 00:39:23,047
Next time try pasties.
827
00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:29,673
Well? Alan?
828
00:39:30,049 --> 00:39:31,849
Thank you.
829
00:39:31,884 --> 00:39:35,245
You're not actually going to say goodbye to me in public courtroom?
830
00:39:36,215 --> 00:39:38,515
Walk me out?
831
00:39:42,936 --> 00:39:46,148
Excuse me? This elevator's taken.
832
00:39:58,910 --> 00:40:00,704
Oh my.
833
00:40:03,790 --> 00:40:06,584
Suddenly I'm feeling all the hope
834
00:40:06,619 --> 00:40:09,379
and the anticipation and the ever so
835
00:40:09,463 --> 00:40:12,340
slight trepidation of election day.
836
00:41:05,727 --> 00:41:09,522
Ugh! What is this?
837
00:41:09,814 --> 00:41:11,447
Diet Scotch. It's Bev's idea.
838
00:41:11,482 --> 00:41:14,527
She wants me to slim down for the wedding.
839
00:41:20,908 --> 00:41:23,578
I've been wondering, Denny. Are we drifting?
840
00:41:23,613 --> 00:41:24,155
Drifting?
841
00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:24,819
Apart.
842
00:41:24,854 --> 00:41:25,456
Apart?
843
00:41:25,491 --> 00:41:26,177
Yes.
844
00:41:26,212 --> 00:41:27,731
No!
845
00:41:27,766 --> 00:41:29,250
Good.
846
00:41:37,550 --> 00:41:39,635
I'm gonna miss you, Denny once you're married.
847
00:41:39,670 --> 00:41:41,602
I'm not going anywhere.
848
00:41:41,637 --> 00:41:44,932
I've been married. Of course you are.