1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:03,558 Previously on Boston Legal. 2 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:07,231 I was a drug addict. I needed my father, and you abandoned me. 3 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:08,602 - Who is this? - Your granddaughter. 4 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:10,437 [ Man ] Please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Denny Crane. 5 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:14,707 - Denny? - Bev has hired an army oflawyers to gut this firm. 6 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:17,715 An agreement has been reached on the matter of Crane versus Crane. 7 00:00:17,817 --> 00:00:20,183 I will buy a house for Bev in Hawaii. 8 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:21,878 You'll be the one that got away from Denny Crane. 9 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,752 - Look me up if you're ever on the Big Island. - I am the big island. 10 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,418 Denny, they're doing some sort of renovations at my hotel. 11 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:31,896 - I was wondering if I could spend the night at your place. - Stay as long as you need. 12 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:45,044 [ Woman On Television ] Twenty-five percent of married couples... 13 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:47,045 which, to me, is a very large number... 14 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:49,047 - do not sleep in the same bed. - [ Knocking ] 15 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:50,980 - [ Door Opens ] - [ Alan ] Denny,you ready to go? 16 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:54,281 - They say it has nothing to do with not being compatible. - [ Alan ] Denny? 17 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,287 You want to get a good night's rest. 18 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:59,290 Denny, you must go to work. It's hump day, your favorite day. 19 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,986 I don't have a favorite anything anymore. 20 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:06,930 Listen, I understand the need to retreat into oneself after a failed love affair... 21 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:09,797 but you haven't gone to work in three days. 22 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,894 You've been in that bed for two. 23 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:15,099 You're drinking... scotch at 9:00 in the morning. 24 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,733 And most disturbingly, you're watching The View. 25 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:20,039 Leave me alone. 26 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:23,945 Hey, hey, hey! Same team! 27 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:27,019 - Same team! - Consider this an intervention. 28 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:30,954 It's no use, Alan. Nothing interests me anymore. 29 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,123 Construction worker Russell Blayney... 30 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:38,493 arrested for attempted murder for setting a booby trap in his home to catch burglars. 31 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:42,261 Miguel Dominguez allegedly broke into Blayney's house... 32 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:46,600 and received a reported 50,000 volts of electricity through his body... 33 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:48,697 paralyzing him from the waist down. 34 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:51,936 And leaving us all with the question.Russell Blayney... 35 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:54,878 - victim or vigilante? - [ Man On TV] Thank you, Ross, for that report. 36 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:59,042 That case. I want that case. 37 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,815 I see your bliss is back as well. 38 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:11,053 Your Honor, the Commonwealth moves that bail be denied. 39 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:14,031 Mr. Blayney is charged with attempted murder and is an obvious flight risk. 40 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:19,367 - If I may, my client-- - Your Honor, I need a moment with my client. 41 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:22,839 - You don't have a client here, Mr. Crane. - Count to 10,Judge. 42 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:25,240 Mr. Blayney, do you know who I am? 43 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:29,008 Yeah, you're Denny Crane. I've seen you on Larry King. You're famous. 44 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:32,551 So, who would you rather have as your attorney? Me or, uh... 45 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,711 ''Hacky McGuilty Verdict'' here? 46 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,722 - I've faced him before. You'd rather have him. - Don't feel bad, son. 47 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:43,057 - Takes a big man to recognize a bigger man. - We're waiting, Mr. Crane. 48 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,996 Uh, I move for a continuance, Your Honor. 49 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,830 I just got the case. 50 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:55,872 - [ Funk ] - [ Man Vocalizing ] 51 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,518 [ Continues ] 52 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:11,851 [ Continues ] 53 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,361 [ Ends ] 54 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:28,204 Shirley, first thing in the morning. Haven't even had my coffee. 55 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:33,245 Normally I'd make a witty retort about caffeine and your aging reproductive system. 56 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:36,975 But not today, Alan. I have a problem. 57 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:40,382 Carl Hauser died this week. 58 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:42,920 The photographer? 59 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:46,958 I knew him years ago. We hadn't been in touch for some time. 60 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,393 - But, well, he's dead. - I'm sorry. 61 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:56,092 I met Carl when I was a sophomore at Wellesley. 62 00:03:56,202 --> 00:04:00,400 I spent the summer in Manhattan, and we met in the West Village. 63 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:04,237 He was this amazing, fascinating man... 64 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:06,437 and he told me I was very pretty... 65 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:10,812 and I did some modeling for him. 66 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:14,813 Please tell me this is going where I think it's going. 67 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:20,757 Yeah, it is. Carl took some very tasteful black-and-white nudes of me. 68 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:23,795 I am so disappointed in you, Shirley. ''Tasteful''? 69 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:25,796 There's going to be an estate auction... 70 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:28,924 and I want you to find a way to block the sale of those photographs. 71 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:30,832 How many pictures are we talking about? 72 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:35,374 I think there were 15, maybe 20-- 73 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:38,171 - That's not so many. - rolls of film that he used. 74 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:42,544 I am so glad I came into work today. 75 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:45,209 Down, boy. This is serious. 76 00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:49,379 Carl promised me that he wouldn't show the photographs to anyone. 77 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:52,424 However, I signed a standard release... 78 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:55,790 saying that he could show them to... everyone. 79 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:58,193 Why are you so worried about this, Shirley? 80 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,732 You were young. Young people do all sorts of things. 81 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:04,701 And now you wear clothes to the office every single day. 82 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:09,002 Shocking as it may seem to you, Alan, I like my privacy. 83 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:11,668 Maybe I'll want to be a federal judge someday. 84 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:15,339 And being a named partner at a prestigious law firm-- 85 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:18,884 [ Chuckles ] well, it's not good for business. 86 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:22,753 I'll give you my best effort. 87 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:25,153 Of course, at some point... 88 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:29,319 I will have to examine the evidence thoroughly. 89 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:35,533 [ Door Opens, Closes ] 90 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:56,416 Oh, here we are. 91 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:58,615 - Oh, sorry we're late. - No problem. 92 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:01,785 Fiona, say hello to Grandpa. 93 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:03,919 - Hi, Paw-Paw. - [ Chuckles ] Hi. 94 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,227 - Hello, sweetheart. - I guess you're Paw-Paw from now on. 95 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:09,733 Well, that's one of the nicest names I've ever been called. 96 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:13,272 We were almost out the door. She insisted on wearing the red cowboy boots. 97 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,568 I finally said okay. Then we could only find one. 98 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,939 - We found the other one on top of the refrigerator. - Oh! 99 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:21,241 It's pointless to ask how it got on the refrigerator. You just grab it and go. 100 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:24,908 I took the liberty of ordering coffee and some hot chocolate. 101 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:27,212 - [ Rachel ] Oh, thanks so much. - [ Both Laugh ] 102 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:31,256 We can just stay a second. It's Fiona's first day at Happy Duck Day Care. 103 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:35,987 - Ah. Is that a good place? - Oh, don't let the cheesy name fool you. They're great. 104 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:39,553 I went to so many places. I had a checklist I used. 105 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:42,361 Ah, yeah, here it is. 106 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:45,631 Ah, let's see what we have here. 107 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:49,139 ''Child care questions. Are they licensed and monitored? 108 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,439 ''Do they afford opportunities for both active and quiet play? 109 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:55,343 ''Is the staff trained in C.P.R.? 110 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:58,747 - Do the kids appear happy?'' - [ Laughs ] 111 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:01,752 - Rachel, this is a very thorough list. - She's my daughter. 112 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:06,156 - Where are my keys? - It's in your pocket. 113 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,853 - Yeah. Here they are. - [ Paul ] Ah. 114 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,830 Dad, in all the cowboy boot madness this morning, I-- 115 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,366 I lost my A.T.M. card somewhere. 116 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:19,427 - You think you could lend me 40 bucks? - Uh, no problem. 117 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:24,203 You know, um, Rachel, uh, if you're in a hurry... 118 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:29,543 to get to work, I can drop Fiona off at, uh, Happy Duck, is it? 119 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:32,277 Oh, thanks. We'll make it okay. 120 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:35,821 Fiona, we have to go. Thank Paw-Paw for your hot chocolate. 121 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:39,358 - Thanks, Paw-Paw, for my chocolate. - You're very welcome. 122 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,427 - Thanks, Dad. - Bye, darling. 123 00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:43,995 - See ya. - Bye-bye. 124 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:46,394 Bye-bye, Fiona. [ Chuckles ] 125 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:48,467 Bye-bye. 126 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:06,183 By your look, it's not good. 127 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:09,413 I believe Rachel's using again. 128 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,422 She's back on crystal meth. 129 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,424 What proof do you have? 130 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:16,017 We were supposed to meet at 8:00. 131 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:18,028 Coffee shop near her apartment. 132 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:20,894 She showed up 20 minutes late with Fiona in tow. 133 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,935 She was harried, disorganized. She couldn't find her keys. 134 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:28,097 Paul, you have just described every single working mother in America. 135 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:31,608 Then she asked to borrow $40. 136 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:35,641 Crystal meth users live their lives... 137 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:38,410 in $40 increments, cash. 138 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,485 Paul, this is a very serious accusation... 139 00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:47,218 and you need to be absolutely certain before you make it. 140 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:49,760 I know. 141 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,797 If I'm right and I do nothing, Fiona could be in danger. 142 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:55,800 If I act and I'm wrong... 143 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:59,360 Rachel will never speak to me again and she'll cut me out forever. 144 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:03,340 - What do I do? - You've lived through a lot with Rachel... 145 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:07,071 and this relationship you're developing with her now is very new. 146 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:09,238 You might want to ask yourself... 147 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:14,308 if your history with Rachel's drug use is causing you to overreact. 148 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:17,116 Just think about it. 149 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:36,034 You, blondie. You're on my team. 150 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:40,805 If you've seen the news, you know what a travesty this is. 151 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:43,973 A man arrested for defending his own home. 152 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,177 It's a farce. Not the funny kind. This is one serious farce. 153 00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:49,811 May I ask what we're pleading? It seems self-defense-- 154 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,981 Don't like that kind of thinking. Defensive thought. 155 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,924 We've gotta strike first, preempt 'em. What did they say in the news? 156 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:58,986 ''Victim or vigilante?'' It's neither. This is Russell Blayney, hero. 157 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:01,658 - You want to try this case in the press? - Exactly. 158 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:04,497 I want to grab the public's... 159 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,368 attention with a story, a character, narrative. 160 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:09,805 We have to create our own reality. 161 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,979 You, young punk, you must know computers. 162 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:19,279 Set up a Web site, one of those blogs-- ''Justice for Russell Blayney.'' 163 00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:23,549 And you, Denise, you'll be my second. You look good on camera. 164 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,722 Carl Hauser's widow's here. 165 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:38,361 Straightforward standard release Carl used for all his models. 166 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:44,239 Lifetime of papers and contracts and you managed to find mine. God bless the organized. 167 00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:48,074 - And there's no mistaking your signature. - Oh! 168 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:56,748 I'm so sorry. It's just here you are. 169 00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:01,816 - I may cry. - He loves art. 170 00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:05,488 Marguerite, I'm sorry, but your husband was an adult... 171 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,691 a famous man of the world... 172 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:12,533 and I was an immature kid who did not understand the document she was signing. 173 00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:15,334 There was no meeting of the minds here. 174 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:19,343 So this contract, I'm afraid, is not binding. 175 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:23,074 - As I recall, it wasn't your minds that met. - [ Chuckles ] 176 00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:29,417 If you were old enough to screw my husband... 177 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,717 you were old enough to understand what you were signing. 178 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:35,191 Your husband talked me into doing quite a few things I didn't understand. 179 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:38,286 Tell me, why should I do something nice for you? 180 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:41,423 And don't say because you did something nice for my husband. 181 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:45,095 What do you intend to do with the photos? 182 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:50,232 Half of Carl's collection is already promised to the Museum of Modern Art in New York. 183 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:53,311 I intend to auction off the other half, including those photos. 184 00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:56,506 Your pictures will be going on the block. 185 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:08,717 I need a favor, a very important, very personal favor. 186 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:11,490 - Of course. - After an extended absence... 187 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:16,933 I have recently reconnected with my daughter, Rachel... 188 00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:20,995 and I've learned that I have a beautiful granddaughter named Fiona. 189 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,598 Congratulations, Paul. 190 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:26,507 My daughter is a drug addict. 191 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:31,413 Or at least she was. She says she's clean now, but I have my suspicions. 192 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:36,079 If she is using again, then my granddaughter could be in danger. 193 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:38,850 My specialty isn't family law, but what I know-- 194 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:43,361 No, no. You misunderstand. I don't want your legal advice. 195 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:46,454 I want you to find out if my daughter is using drugs again. 196 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:53,133 Brad, if this year has taught me anything... 197 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:57,801 it's that you will get the job done by any means necessary. 198 00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:06,380 I would never ask this of you unless it was essential. 199 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:15,091 Absolutely. I'll do what I can. 200 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:21,056 [ Door Opens, Closes ] 201 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:27,700 - [ Knocking ] - [ Door Opens ] 202 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:33,973 - What have you got? - The 26th Amendment. 203 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:38,038 Carl Hauser was taking naked pictures of me, not denying me the vote. 204 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:41,950 The 26th Amendment, which not only extended the right to vote to 18-year-olds... 205 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:45,046 but also persuaded the states to grant them status as adults... 206 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,024 was ratified in 1971 . 207 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:50,288 The photos were taken in 1966... 208 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:53,422 which, by the way, is my new favorite year. 209 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:56,558 [ Laughs ] And now mine as well. 210 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,365 I wasn't 21 when I signed that agreement. 211 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:01,769 I was legally a minor... 212 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:04,240 and therefore can repudiate the contract. 213 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,210 And I am an idiot. Why didn't I think of this sooner? 214 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,804 I'm going to credit karma or Freud. 215 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:14,045 Either way, it's because I was destined to discover and revel in... 216 00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:18,886 the natural wonders of all that is you. 217 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:39,237 Uh, excuse me. I'm looking for some books on addiction and recovery. 218 00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:42,280 Uh, yeah. They're in the self-help section right over there. 219 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:48,047 Thanks. Uh, is there, you know, one book that's better than the others? 220 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,555 This way. 221 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:59,286 This one has some good advice on the early stages when you're detoxing... 222 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,662 and all that wonderful stuff. 223 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:05,134 And this one is really good for that time right after you've stopped... 224 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,434 when you're trying to figure out how to put your life back together. 225 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,309 Well, you know a lot about this. 226 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,574 Well, clean five years, three months and seven days. 227 00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:19,412 It's hard. But when you're ready, you can get there. 228 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,577 - Thanks. - Sure. 229 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:25,851 Uh, what time do you get off work? 230 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:30,190 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not coming on to you. I was just hoping we could talk some more. 231 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,924 I've sort of run out of people to talk to. 232 00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,932 I get off at 7:00. 233 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,662 - Thanks. - Sure. I'm Rachel. 234 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,829 I'm Brad. Pleased to meet you. 235 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:45,940 - You're buying those, right? - Oh, right. Right. 236 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,388 I, uh-- I hang Sheetrock, mostly for industrial buildings. 237 00:15:57,489 --> 00:16:00,287 A craftsman. He works with his hands. Write that down. 238 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,957 What else? 239 00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:07,829 I live alone.Jamaica Plain. My ex-wife left me the house. It's not a bad neighborhood. 240 00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:10,333 But it does border one. And it's vulnerable... 241 00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,631 because I have those old-fashioned lever windows. 242 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:17,675 I can't afford an alarm system. I've been broken into four times in the last two years. 243 00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:19,676 Drug addicts. They take everything. 244 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:23,509 They took my TV, my bike, my power tools, my guitar-- 245 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:26,140 Musician. He writes the songs-- [ Mumbles ] 246 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:31,951 Uh, but what finally did it for me was when I was building an end table for my father... 247 00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:36,050 for his television remote, his nebulizer, because he has, uh, some asthma. 248 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:39,028 And I'm halfway done, and some guy breaks into the house... 249 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,099 and he-- and he steals my table saw. 250 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,691 My table saw! I mean, that was it. 251 00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:46,862 That--That was all I could take. I'm not into guns. 252 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:48,872 Don't write that down. 253 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:52,842 But I, uh-- I knew that I-- I had to do something... 254 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,345 so that's when I rigged up my little system. 255 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:58,177 Just a little jolt. You know, send 'em a little shock. 256 00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:01,616 - Tell us what happened that night. You were at home? - Yeah. I was awake actually. 257 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,917 I was putting dishes away in the dishwasher and I heard some noise on the porch. 258 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,858 And I thought, ''Here we go. This is it.'' So I moved into the living room. 259 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,191 - So you saw him? - Yeah. He was looking through the window. 260 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,560 - He was a big wetback, you know? - Latino. 261 00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:15,599 Drug addict. He was completely high. 262 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,397 I could see it in his eyes, even from inside the house. 263 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:22,531 - And then what happened? - Well, he-- he starts for the window. 264 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:25,474 Now, I don't know if you've ever seen anyone on crystal meth... 265 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:27,943 or acid or, I don't know, whatever this guy was on. 266 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:32,711 But, you know, they're big and they're ugly, and they feel like they're invincible. 267 00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:36,982 So he starts trying to pry open the window with a screwdriver or something. 268 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:40,718 And, uh, well, that was it. 269 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,623 [ Grunts ] 270 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,925 [ Chuckles ] The electricity went up the screwdriver into his body. 271 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:49,262 - He-- He completed the circuit. - Sounds horrible. 272 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:52,132 Honestly, you know, it wasn't. I mean, watching this guy, it was-- 273 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,729 It was like watching every guy who broke into my house over the years... 274 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,900 and took from me-- stole my stuff. 275 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,444 I mean, he was just getting what he deserved, right? 276 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:05,609 Let me tell you the most unbelievable thing. Did you know that when you get electrocuted... 277 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:08,811 you know, your blood literally boils right inside the veins? 278 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,822 That's how the electricity flows through your body, through your veins. 279 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,620 And so here's this guy. He's a wetback. 280 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:18,685 But I could see his veins are glowing through his skin... 281 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:21,664 as he was being charred from the inside out. 282 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,601 And I-- I could smell his flesh burning, which was weird. 283 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,729 It smelled like a roast... 284 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,866 a well-deserved cooked roast. 285 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:34,104 That's when I,you know, finally turned off the electricity. 286 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,147 When he was good and done. 287 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,389 So much for putting our hero on the stand. 288 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,524 Oh, he's on the stand all right. 289 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,568 Denny, with all due respect... 290 00:18:57,669 --> 00:19:01,036 the man was practically wearing a bib with a knife and fork in each hand... 291 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,802 - as he was telling that story. - Denise, never give up an option. 292 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:07,242 The man was alit with passion, the kind of passion that moves juries. 293 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,871 - So? - So we tell his story. 294 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,281 Not necessarily all his story, but the part we want to tell. 295 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:15,876 We're the ones creating the narrative. 296 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:35,200 - Are you kidding? - Were you kidding about wanting to get straight? 297 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:37,502 No. 298 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,505 [ Man ] Thank you, Patrick. Keep comin'back, buddy. 299 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:47,346 Um, are there any other new members here today? 300 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:54,348 Brad? Would you like to share? 301 00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:57,053 Uh, no. I'm new. 302 00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,892 It'll make you feel better. 303 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:02,125 Right, uh-- 304 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:07,600 - Hi, uh-- - Say your name. 305 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,939 - I'm Brad. I'm a drug addict. - Hi, Brad. 306 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,446 I'm not used to talking in public. 307 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:20,211 Well, actually I am. Just not talking about myself. 308 00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:27,249 Wow. You're just going to let me keep going. 309 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:31,227 Okay. I was in the Marine Corps... 310 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,821 during the first Gulf War, Operation Desert Storm. 311 00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:38,301 February 24, 1991, I was a lieutenant in the Second Reconnaissance Battalion... 312 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,928 of the First Marine Expeditionary Force. 313 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,906 And under enemy mortar, artillery and small-arms fire... 314 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:48,912 we breached mine fields, trenches, barbed wire, and disabled six enemy divisions. 315 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:52,415 By the morning of the 28th, 100 hours after the ground operations had begun... 316 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:55,486 our coalition forces had destroyed 42 enemy divisions. 317 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:59,489 That's the bulk of the Iraqi army in the Kuwaiti theater of operations. 318 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,199 So, then I started using drugs. 319 00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:25,778 Denny,you're shiny and in a wedge. 320 00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:27,784 My team, Alan. 321 00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:30,218 I'm back and I'm feeling it. 322 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,256 I realized a truth about myself. 323 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:36,418 I just love... power. 324 00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,553 It seems to have a thing for you as well. 325 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,632 It's my natural state. It's my homeostasis. 326 00:21:40,732 --> 00:21:42,700 Don't read anything into that remark. 327 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,769 I already did. 328 00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:51,870 [ Group ] God, grant me the serenity... 329 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,878 to accept the things I cannot change... 330 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,881 the courage to change the things I can... 331 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,042 and the wisdom to know the difference. 332 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,882 It works if you work it, so work it! 333 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,718 See ya soon. 334 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,985 - Good-bye. - [ Group Chattering ] 335 00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:10,323 - That was wonderful. - Thank you. 336 00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:13,830 - [ Man ] Take care of yourself. - [ Woman ] I sure will. 337 00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:15,729 [ Chattering Continues ] 338 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:22,729 - That was a nice story. - Uh, thanks. 339 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,706 Too bad it was a lie. 340 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:28,703 I won the war, then started using? 341 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:31,248 I've been coming to these meetings every day for five years. 342 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,285 If you didn't want to share your problems, you should've just passed. 343 00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:37,753 Oh. Well, sharing's not really my thing. 344 00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,881 It's probably just how I was raised. 345 00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:44,690 - Doesn't mean you can't change. I was raised the same way. - Really? 346 00:22:44,796 --> 00:22:47,822 Yeah. My mother was warm, but my father... 347 00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:52,029 kept every emotion tightly tucked away in his suit pocket, right next to his watch. 348 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:55,368 - It's not always that easy to open up. - Ah, but it is. 349 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,669 You just say what's on your mind. 350 00:22:57,776 --> 00:23:00,438 Instead, my dad-- always the attorney. 351 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:02,570 He'djust sit back and play little games... 352 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:05,115 ferreting out information with these obtuse questions. 353 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,983 And on the rare occasion when he would open up and talk to me... 354 00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:11,612 he wasn't happy unless I told him what he wanted to hear. 355 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:16,717 You know, being him-- I think it's a hard way to live. 356 00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:19,092 I'm sorry. 357 00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:23,960 And I'm sorry-- 358 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:28,563 - Buy me a cup of coffee, and I might forgive you. - Great. 359 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:40,479 And therefore, at age 19, Ms. Schmidt was in fact a minor. 360 00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:43,748 There was no parental consent here, so, in essence... 361 00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:47,951 your husband was illegally taking nude photographs of an underage girl. 362 00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:51,359 You make a legitimate argument, Mr. Shore. 363 00:23:51,463 --> 00:23:55,490 Not my favorite kind, but I'm glad to play for that team when necessary. 364 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,296 You can certainly take us to court and fight this battle with that argument. 365 00:23:58,403 --> 00:24:01,201 - We will if we have to. - However, I believe your goal... 366 00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:03,206 was to get these photos out of the public eye. 367 00:24:03,308 --> 00:24:06,004 I'm afraid, with a court battle-- a very public court battle-- 368 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,011 these photos could find their way to the press. 369 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,604 Before that could happen, of course, we'd ask the court... 370 00:24:10,715 --> 00:24:14,378 to seal all exhibits and issue an appropriate gag order to prevent disclosure. 371 00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:18,320 And you'd win, but you know what? Thanks to the Internet, winning doesn't matter anymore. 372 00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:21,551 These photos could somehow find their way onto the Web and all around the world. 373 00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:24,458 And then where would you be? 374 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:28,997 Marguerite. 375 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:37,336 [ Shirley ] Marguerite. 376 00:24:40,345 --> 00:24:42,245 Oh, I'll be right out. 377 00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:44,247 Alan. 378 00:24:56,094 --> 00:24:57,857 I'm sorry. 379 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,928 - Thank you. - Marguerite. 380 00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:07,297 Those pictures. 381 00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:09,373 I have grandchildren. 382 00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:13,877 The thought of them seeing those photographs-- 383 00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:16,106 I understand. 384 00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:22,318 I'm sorry. 385 00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:35,892 Your Honor, Mr. Dominguez's prior burglary convictions and history of drug abuse... 386 00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:39,562 have no bearing on whether the defendant improperly electrified his home. 387 00:25:39,671 --> 00:25:42,299 Nonsense. This felon was higher than a kite when he got zapped. 388 00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:46,776 He has six prior convictions for larceny, burglary, grand theft auto. 389 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:50,211 - Of course it's relevant. - The prejudicial effect of the victim's criminal activity-- 390 00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:52,215 Your Honor, my client is the victim here. 391 00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:56,117 clearly outweighs any probative value such evidence would have for the jury. 392 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,280 Enough. Mr. Ginsberg is right. 393 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:02,087 The evidence is highly prejudicial and will be barred at trial. 394 00:26:02,193 --> 00:26:06,596 Mr. Crane, you may not bring up Mr. Dominguez's prior bad acts... 395 00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:09,633 unless the door to impeachment has been opened. 396 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:13,329 [ Clamoring ] 397 00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:15,497 Before answering any questions... 398 00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:17,973 I want to thank my client, Miguel Dominguez... 399 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:19,976 for bravely agreeing to be here today. 400 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:23,673 Mr. Dominguez suffers from severe paralysis... 401 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:25,682 and a host of other debilitating symptoms... 402 00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:27,775 as the result of his electrocution. 403 00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:32,323 Nevertheless, he is here today to stand up for all of us... 404 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:35,791 to help in the fight to make our country a safer place-- 405 00:26:35,894 --> 00:26:40,854 a place where citizens do not take the law into their own hands. 406 00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:44,595 Mr. Dominguez is an inspiration to his community. 407 00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:47,672 He is a hero. 408 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,672 Thank you. 409 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,334 That bastard stole my story. 410 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,016 - What about branding? - I haven't branded yet. 411 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,116 - No branding? - [ Murmuring ] 412 00:27:09,227 --> 00:27:11,991 - Denny. - Denny. 413 00:27:12,097 --> 00:27:14,861 Uh, Denise Bauer, Candy Springtime. Public relations. 414 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,831 - Hello. - Hi. 415 00:27:16,935 --> 00:27:21,872 She's with Shirling Thompson, the same firm the government uses, so you know she's good. 416 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:25,636 Denise, we're rolling out a new campaign to take back the story on Mr. Blayney. 417 00:27:25,744 --> 00:27:29,737 - Yeah--Take back the story? - Denny tells me that you haven't branded him yet. 418 00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:32,578 So I took the initiative and created a brand. 419 00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:35,346 Russell Blayney-- American homeowner. 420 00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:37,546 American homeowner? 421 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,647 - Simple. It's to the point. - And cozy. 422 00:27:39,758 --> 00:27:41,851 Say it for me, Denny. Press conference voice. 423 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,986 Russell Blayney, American homeowner. Wait a minute. 424 00:27:45,096 --> 00:27:48,691 American homeowner Russell Blayney. See? It works both ways. Versatile. 425 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,668 But do we really think that we need to label Mr. Blayney? 426 00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:54,671 Denny? 427 00:27:56,474 --> 00:27:58,567 Uh, Denise. Rodney King. 428 00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:01,168 Rodney King. Uh-- 429 00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:04,043 Severely beaten by the police over 10 years ago. 430 00:28:04,149 --> 00:28:05,582 See? You remember. Why? Branding. 431 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:09,586 They didn't call him Rodney King-- wife beater, alcohol abuser... 432 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,782 who swung a tire iron at a convenience store clerk. 433 00:28:12,891 --> 00:28:15,883 They called him Rodney King, motorist. Or motorist Rodney King. 434 00:28:15,994 --> 00:28:19,225 Brings to mind images of a jaunty man... 435 00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:21,696 in a riding hat and cap in a Model ''T.'' 436 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,963 That's what we want. Russell Blayney, American homeowner. 437 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:29,370 - Not Russell Blayney, eats 'em broiled, baked or fried. - But Rodney King was beaten. 438 00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:31,704 Okay. Now this is just a mock-up. 439 00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:36,213 Obviously, we will replace Jimmy Stewart with Mr. Blayney. 440 00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:41,616 But the banner can and should be behind you every press conference, Denny. 441 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,314 Notice I used the same font as ''Mission Accomplished.'' 442 00:28:44,422 --> 00:28:46,617 Americans are comfortable with that font. 443 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,750 We will send B-roll of Mr. Blayney to the press... 444 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:51,920 working in his garage, using his table saw, working with his power tools-- 445 00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:53,930 fixing things around the house. 446 00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:57,627 And as far as the talking points-- Keep it simple, Denny. 447 00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,967 Speak of the opposition as ''the drug-crazed intruder''... 448 00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:03,734 the incident as ''the harrowing home invasion.'' 449 00:29:03,842 --> 00:29:06,811 I know you're tight with Larry King, but we are negotiating... 450 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:10,005 with Nightline, Hardball, and The Daily Show. 451 00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:12,242 [ Inhales Sharply ] That's good! 452 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:14,443 That is where most Americans get their news. 453 00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:22,049 - There's no way we're gonna win this, is there? - Legally--yes, there is. 454 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,390 As for accomplishing your goals-- no. 455 00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:26,896 But when you have occasion to ask for my help, Shirley... 456 00:29:26,998 --> 00:29:30,092 typically, it's not really legal help you're looking for. 457 00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:32,169 I'll assume this is no exception. 458 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:35,671 Alan, I've already caused Marguerite Hauser as much pain as I care to. 459 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:38,937 I'll leave the creativity to you. Just don't hurt her. 460 00:29:40,478 --> 00:29:42,878 America's under siege. 461 00:29:42,981 --> 00:29:45,814 Not from Saddam or pro-terrorists... 462 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:49,512 but from namby-pamby pro-burglary advocates... 463 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:52,988 who want to strip us of the right to protect what's ours. 464 00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:57,551 - That's what our-- - Looks like Denny's being Denny. 465 00:29:57,662 --> 00:29:59,857 He's ''creating the reality.'' 466 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:03,331 I doubt many people would want to live in Denny's reality. 467 00:30:03,434 --> 00:30:06,870 All I know is there are two rotten guys in this case... 468 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:10,407 and both sides are trying to make theirs as the hero. 469 00:30:10,508 --> 00:30:12,408 If you've got a problem with this case... 470 00:30:12,510 --> 00:30:14,876 I suggest you talk to the guy whose name is on the door. 471 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:18,915 I'm not naive, Paul. I know this kind of manipulation goes on all the time. 472 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:21,679 But I'm an attorney, not a spin doctor. 473 00:30:21,786 --> 00:30:24,812 Oh,yes,you are. We all are. 474 00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:27,826 That's what attorneys do-- tell stories, create characters, capture an audience... 475 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,521 That's what attorneys do-- tell stories, create characters, capture an audience... 476 00:30:29,627 --> 00:30:32,619 try and make 'em feel what we want 'em to feel. 477 00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:34,698 That's good lawyering. 478 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:37,927 Only these days, everybody's trying to get in on our act-- 479 00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:39,936 the government, corporations. 480 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:43,735 There are no facts anymore, kiddo, only good or bad fiction. 481 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:47,505 Which story... do you plan to sell the jury? 482 00:30:47,612 --> 00:30:49,773 Don't you worry. 483 00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:53,715 This case will never go to trial. 484 00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:03,749 Mr. Shore, with all due respect, you are on our last nerve. 485 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,853 You said you had an intriguing offer. 486 00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:08,194 - Get to it. - Delighted. 487 00:31:08,299 --> 00:31:11,860 First, how about we ask all the lawyers to leave the room? 488 00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:14,234 - You're a lawyer. - Okay. 489 00:31:14,339 --> 00:31:17,399 How about all the lawyers who aren't me? 490 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:21,543 - [ Laughing ] - [ Half Chuckle ] 491 00:31:22,847 --> 00:31:25,543 Here it is then. 492 00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:27,982 Simply put, it's Shirley Schmidt. 493 00:31:28,086 --> 00:31:32,455 As much as I admire and respect her... 494 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,752 if I don't resolve this case... 495 00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:38,317 I'm afraid she'll get nervous and fall back on old habits. 496 00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:41,865 She'll call in the old guard, one of the cronies in Banking and Finance-- 497 00:31:41,966 --> 00:31:44,161 someone who smells like old pipe smoke and hair tonic... 498 00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:48,763 someone with a florid nose from too many old-fashioneds at lunch down the street. 499 00:31:48,873 --> 00:31:51,706 And this fella, whoever he is, will have friends-- 500 00:31:51,809 --> 00:31:54,744 friends who work in banks who probably shouldn't... 501 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:57,906 who don't treat confidential information very confidentially. 502 00:31:58,016 --> 00:32:01,952 And then, Marguerite, the old crony will discover how deeply in debt you are. 503 00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:03,850 And once he learns this... 504 00:32:03,955 --> 00:32:06,924 my replacement will make a few phone calls, write a few letters... 505 00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:09,619 and seek out your husband's most distant and forgotten relative. 506 00:32:09,727 --> 00:32:11,922 Perhaps a less-fortunate cousin... 507 00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:15,431 who always admired but could never afford one of your husband's beautiful artworks. 508 00:32:15,533 --> 00:32:18,161 And my replacement will reach out to him and commiserate... 509 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:20,260 and convince him to contest your husband's will... 510 00:32:20,371 --> 00:32:22,362 at which point your husband's estate will be tied up-- 511 00:32:22,473 --> 00:32:24,839 Well, it could be for years, decades really. 512 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:28,640 And if this replacement of mine turns out to be this fella I'm thinking of... 513 00:32:28,746 --> 00:32:31,772 it could get really ugly. 514 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:36,479 For such a vague man, you've been extraordinarily clear, Mr. Shore. 515 00:32:36,587 --> 00:32:38,817 Yes, and here's the thing. 516 00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:42,757 I just don't like the way these people operate around here. It's just not right. 517 00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:45,488 These photographs are yours to do with what you please. 518 00:32:45,596 --> 00:32:47,723 And you should get a fair market price. 519 00:32:47,832 --> 00:32:53,168 So, before I simply give up and call it a day... 520 00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:57,070 I'd like to ask you one question. 521 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,403 And what is that? 522 00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:04,647 What is your price? 523 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:21,821 So you made contact with Rachel? 524 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:25,232 I did. I told her I was a drug addict. 525 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,395 And? 526 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:29,405 She took me to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting... 527 00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:32,943 told me that if I wanted to get clean that I needed to work the program. 528 00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:35,205 So she's no longer using? 529 00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:37,747 No. She's been clean for five years. 530 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:41,376 She's calm, rational, straightforward. 531 00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:43,818 Very down-to-earth, as a matter of fact. 532 00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:47,987 Fine. Thank you, Brad. 533 00:33:50,495 --> 00:33:52,588 You know, Paul, for what it's worth... 534 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,790 she really wants to have a relationship with you. 535 00:33:54,899 --> 00:33:57,561 - And I with her. - And you know what might help... 536 00:33:57,668 --> 00:34:00,228 is if you showed her a little faith. 537 00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:03,705 - She might pick up on that. - I beg your pardon? 538 00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:07,608 Well, she says that sometimes you can be very...judgmental. 539 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:10,545 Brad, while your efforts are fully appreciated... 540 00:34:10,648 --> 00:34:13,640 your advice to a father concerning his daughter is not. 541 00:34:13,751 --> 00:34:17,881 You have no idea the years I've spent dealing with my daughter's illness. 542 00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:21,447 So it would behoove you to be more circumspect. 543 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:26,223 Sorry. That was over the line. 544 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:29,231 Hey, Paul, the truth is you've got a really-- a hell of a daughter. 545 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,858 She's sweet. She's beautiful. 546 00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:34,460 Nothing rattles her. Even when she lost her A.T.M. card. 547 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:37,405 I would've panicked, but she was really cool. 548 00:34:37,508 --> 00:34:42,878 - What are you talking about? - Rachel's lost her A.T.M. card, so I loaned her 40 bucks. 549 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:09,006 - Dad. - I had a lunch meeting nearby. 550 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:12,372 How very impromptu of you and unusual. 551 00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:16,675 Yes, well, people can change. 552 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:19,306 Yes, they can. 553 00:35:20,918 --> 00:35:23,352 Come on in. 554 00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:29,455 - Can I get you something to drink? - No, no. I-- 555 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:33,496 I thought I would take Fiona to the aquarium if that's all right with you. 556 00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:37,159 Yeah. I pick her up from day care in 20 minutes. 557 00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:40,704 - Oh. I'll go with you. - Sure. 558 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,773 [ Clears Throat ] 559 00:35:44,108 --> 00:35:46,474 May I use your bathroom? 560 00:35:46,577 --> 00:35:48,636 Through there. 561 00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:55,052 [ Door Opens ] 562 00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:31,511 [ Door Opens ] 563 00:36:32,890 --> 00:36:37,293 You have a child. A child! 564 00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:38,919 - This is my house. - How long? 565 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,930 - You set me up? Give me that. - You will not ruin her! 566 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:44,593 You have ruined everything and everyone you've ever come in contact with! 567 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:47,364 - I hate you. - You will not do this to my granddaughter! 568 00:36:47,471 --> 00:36:50,235 I hate you! Bastard! 569 00:36:50,341 --> 00:36:52,673 [ Door Opens, Closes ] 570 00:36:56,747 --> 00:37:00,979 - Is counsel prepared to begin voir dire? - We are, Your Honor. 571 00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:03,952 The Commonwealth may begin. 572 00:37:07,091 --> 00:37:11,255 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Assistant District Attorney Ginsberg. 573 00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:14,092 Now, as we begin to pick our potential jury members... 574 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:15,927 I just want to know a bit about you. 575 00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:17,933 First off, by show of hands... 576 00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:21,835 how many of you have heard about this case in the news? 577 00:37:21,939 --> 00:37:26,933 I see. And how many of you have seen opposing counsel, Denny Crane, on the news? 578 00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:35,575 Juror Number Seven, can you tell us what opinions you've formed? 579 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:38,314 I think people should be allowed to defend their homes. 580 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:39,946 Like Mr. Crane said... 581 00:37:40,057 --> 00:37:42,958 if the guy didn't wanna get hurt, he shouldn't have been robbing anyone. 582 00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:46,962 - Commonwealth challenges Juror Number Seven for cause. - No objection, Your Honor. 583 00:37:47,064 --> 00:37:49,931 Juror Number Seven, you are excused. 584 00:37:51,402 --> 00:37:53,427 I've worked hard to become an American homeowner. 585 00:37:53,537 --> 00:37:55,164 If the guy tried to break into my place-- 586 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,764 - I'd do the same thing. - I'd wanna kill the son of a bitch. 587 00:37:57,875 --> 00:37:59,342 It's my right as an American homeowner. 588 00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:02,970 I live in an apartment, but I consider myself an American homeowner. 589 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,344 - American homeowner. - American homeowner. 590 00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:08,043 - American homeowner. - [ All ] American homeowner. 591 00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:10,211 God bless America. 592 00:38:10,321 --> 00:38:12,983 Your Honor, with his television appearances and theatrics... 593 00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:15,024 Mr. Crane has tainted the jury pool... 594 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,993 to such an extent that the Commonwealth moves for a change of venue. 595 00:38:18,095 --> 00:38:19,892 Denied, Mr. Ginsberg. 596 00:38:19,997 --> 00:38:23,865 You both have manipulated the media coverage of this case. 597 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:26,698 Only Mr. Crane has done a betterjob of it. 598 00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:29,364 You will play in the sandbox that you built. 599 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,346 - [ Remote Clicks ] - Shirley, blondie,join me. 600 00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:49,085 I'm happy to inform you... 601 00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:52,424 there's going to be a plea bargain in the American Homeowner case. 602 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:54,259 How do you know? 603 00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:58,392 Today, my office has indicted City Councilman Adam Petrick... 604 00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:01,767 on charges of accepting bribes and illegal campaign contributions. 605 00:39:01,872 --> 00:39:04,397 He has agreed to surrender at his arraignment. 606 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:08,877 He's changing the narrative. We're yesterday's news. 607 00:39:08,979 --> 00:39:11,470 You gotta hand it to him. The guy's good. He's creating his next reality. 608 00:39:11,582 --> 00:39:13,880 - I wonder what he's gonna put on the table. - No jail time. 609 00:39:13,984 --> 00:39:17,010 - How can you be so sure? - Years of experience. 610 00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:19,021 And he called a half an hour ago. 611 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:29,231 [ Shirley ] What are you going to do with those? 612 00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:33,469 I haven't decided. You know the one... 613 00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:35,732 where you're not quite sure what you're looking at... 614 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:40,140 then you take a step back and realize what it is? 615 00:39:40,244 --> 00:39:42,144 That one may be going in the powder room. 616 00:39:42,246 --> 00:39:43,770 - Alan. - Tell you what. 617 00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:46,008 I'll leave them to you when I die. 618 00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:49,883 As things stand, I'm quite sure I'll pass on before you. 619 00:39:49,987 --> 00:39:53,286 Show those pictures to anyone, and I'll see to it myself. 620 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:56,383 Shirley, I have no intention of sharing those with anyone. 621 00:39:56,494 --> 00:39:59,827 I'm keeping you all to myself. I give you my word. 622 00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:04,458 You're one of the few people for whom I know that to be true. 623 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,996 Thank you. 624 00:40:08,105 --> 00:40:10,972 No. Thank you. 625 00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:31,492 I understand congratulations are in order. 626 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:34,826 - Never lost. Never will. - [ Scoffs ] 627 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:37,628 I may not be the Denny Crane I once was... 628 00:40:37,735 --> 00:40:39,794 but, until today, I didn't realize... 629 00:40:39,904 --> 00:40:43,340 that this Denny Crane might be even better. 630 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:47,104 Opposing lawyers everywhere are quaking in their custom-fitted shoes. 631 00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:50,237 Damn right they are. So who cares if she-- 632 00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:54,474 Who cares? 633 00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:56,485 You're still upset about Bev. 634 00:40:56,587 --> 00:40:58,487 What I don't understand is-- 635 00:40:58,589 --> 00:41:01,854 I was married to one of my wives for five years. Got over her in a day. 636 00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:05,326 Bev and I were married for three hours, and yet-- 637 00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:07,124 And yet? 638 00:41:07,231 --> 00:41:12,464 Do you know that I even have memories of her that aren't sexual? 639 00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:14,401 I'm sure you do. 640 00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:16,837 I miss her. 641 00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:20,008 I miss her. 642 00:41:22,012 --> 00:41:24,242 Well, are the rumors true? 643 00:41:24,348 --> 00:41:26,248 You have naked photos of Shirley? 644 00:41:27,618 --> 00:41:29,916 Aw, come on. What's the big deal? 645 00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:33,956 I've had naked photos of Shirley for years. 646 00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:43,258 Denny, she's asleep in all these. 647 00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:46,234 Here's one where she woke up. 648 00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:52,571 Have you ever seen a beautiful naked woman... 649 00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:54,576 look that angry? 650 00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:46,489 [ Woman ] You stinker!