1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,199 - Previously on Boston Legal. - What are you doing? 2 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:07,364 I will help you. Now hand me the knife. 3 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:08,873 It's the toast. Bingo. 4 00:00:08,975 --> 00:00:11,068 - Asperger Syndrome. - Bingo! 5 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:15,170 Jerry Espenson has been suffering needlessly his entire life. 6 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:17,374 - You'll get him help? - My word. 7 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:19,611 Admit you're having an emotional affair with me. 8 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:21,584 Consider making it physical. 9 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:22,848 You have a wife who adores you. 10 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:26,756 For her sake, if not your own, you need to grow up. 11 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,454 - I left my wife, Shirley. - Did you? 12 00:00:29,562 --> 00:00:31,257 So what do you think? 13 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:41,105 Thank you for walking me to work. 14 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,175 Can I interest you in a cup of-- 15 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,537 I see you don't need coffee. 16 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:52,209 Ivan, I'm, uh-- I'm feeling a little exposed. 17 00:00:52,318 --> 00:00:55,549 Wherever that is, could you put my hand there? 18 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:58,624 Besides, it's not even 7:00. No one else is eve-- 19 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:03,054 One question. Who was on top? 20 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:07,432 Me. Her. Me. And then her. 21 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:10,435 - Little early, aren't you, Denny? - I'm an early riser. 22 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:13,062 As I recall, Shirley, so are you. 23 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:16,006 I was just desperate to get out of your bed, Denny. 24 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,009 [ Chuckling ] 25 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:19,840 Toodles. 26 00:01:21,514 --> 00:01:24,347 - See me for lunch? - I'll pick you up. 27 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,997 Missy. 28 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,072 I-- 29 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:49,207 How are you? 30 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:53,609 I hope you don't mind my coming here. It's about Ivan. 31 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:55,681 Of course. 32 00:01:56,983 --> 00:02:00,180 I know it's crazy, but... 33 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,186 I think Ivan is cheating. 34 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,688 ''Cheating.'' 35 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,887 On you, his wife. 36 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,691 [ Giggles ] 37 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,699 Part of me thinks it's so silly. [ Laughs, Snorts ] 38 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:18,328 Oh, God. 39 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:21,999 So he hasn't said anything to you? 40 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:24,008 Of course not. 41 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:26,237 But you know my man of La Mancha. [ Chuckles ] 42 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:30,180 He's a wanderer, Shirley, and I have this feeling that his eye has wandered. 43 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:36,046 Would it be awfully horrible of me to ask you to talk to him? 44 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:42,026 Oh, I'll talk to him. 45 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:49,234 - [ Funk ] - [ Man Vocalizing ] 46 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:58,867 [ Continues ] 47 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,212 [ Continues ] 48 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:15,720 [ Ends ] 49 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,945 [ Brad ] Jerry! 50 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,947 Brad. How are the kids? 51 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,779 - I don't have any kids. - Great! 52 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:48,392 Oh. 53 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:51,827 Jerry! What a nice surprise. 54 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:54,832 Alan, a pleasure. What did you have for breakfast? 55 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:56,834 Um... 56 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:59,063 English muffin. 57 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:01,140 I see your... 58 00:04:02,308 --> 00:04:05,141 behavior modification is going well. 59 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,145 Oh, it is. 60 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,148 I've been working very hard to deal with my Asperger Syndrome. 61 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:14,311 I've been learning to connect to people, to make eye contact, to shake hands... 62 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,513 to show an interest in them even if I have none. 63 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,784 A skill I never mastered. 64 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:21,052 What brings you by,Jerry? 65 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,287 Well, I'm a solo practitioner now. 66 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:25,296 Mostly finance and bankruptcy. 67 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:29,528 But my behavioral therapist suggested that I place myself... 68 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:33,265 in more and varied social situations... 69 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:37,605 so that I might better practice my new social skills. 70 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:42,306 So I got myself assigned a trial from the courts. 71 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,708 Congratulations. 72 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:49,618 Only now that I'm actually gonna try a case in a courtroom... 73 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:52,657 it's, well--well-- 74 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:56,058 Alan, I'm a wreck! [ Groans ] 75 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:58,027 What's the case? 76 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,031 - Attempted murder. -Jerry. 77 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:04,229 Yes, it's daunting, but I know the Massachusetts penal code backwards and forwards-- 78 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:07,465 procedure, rules of evidence, objectionable conduct. 79 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:14,143 Jerry, litigation is about more than knowledge of the law. 80 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:19,310 It's about confidence and strategy, cheap theatrics. 81 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:21,887 [ Sighs, Whimpers ] 82 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:27,490 Why don't I see if I can rearrange some things. 83 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:29,584 Perhaps, if you'd permit... 84 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:32,563 I could join you as cocounsel. 85 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,690 Bingo! 86 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:39,362 I mean... that would be nice. 87 00:05:55,688 --> 00:06:00,751 Three years ago I received my permanent resident card. 88 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:04,091 It allowed me to bring my son Denbe over from Senegal. 89 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:07,465 He was here exactly one month... 90 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:12,095 enrolled at Boston Community College to study engineering. 91 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:16,972 One night a man approached him, begging for a dollar. 92 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:19,044 Denbe pulled out his wallet. 93 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:24,581 And when he did, the man shot him in the face... 94 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,920 took his wallet and ran. 95 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:29,885 He was caught... 96 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:34,517 but the police used an illegal search warrant. 97 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:36,595 So the case was dismissed. 98 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:41,230 Thejudge banged his gavel and that was it. 99 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,234 It's unimaginable. 100 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:45,463 Mr. Mkeba is a bus driver, route 48... 101 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:49,803 Jackson Square Station via Green Street and Stony Brook stations. 102 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,877 I drive the night shift. 103 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:58,615 I recently pulled over on Green Street, opened my doors... 104 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:00,686 and there he was. 105 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:06,982 The man... who murdered my son three years ago. 106 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:11,496 He got on, paid his fare. 107 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:15,727 He was six inches from my face. 108 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,803 He didn't even notice me. 109 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:20,805 At the next stop I pulled over... 110 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:24,866 and it was as if my body took control of me. 111 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:28,946 I picked up the club I keep under my seat... 112 00:07:29,048 --> 00:07:31,710 I walked down the aisle to him and I said... 113 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:33,718 ''You know me!'' 114 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:38,814 And I began hitting him as hard as I possibly could. 115 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:40,893 I couldn't stop pounding him. 116 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:44,429 It took four witnesses to pull him off. 117 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:47,832 I see. 118 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:50,164 I know what I did was wrong. 119 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,338 I know that. 120 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,671 But if I go to jail... 121 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:00,905 I worry about my family back in Senegal. 122 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,021 Oh. 123 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:18,756 - Uh, I was just going for the two-percent. - [ Stammers ] 124 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:21,459 [ Giggles ] 125 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,597 Lot of milk choices these days. 126 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:28,401 - Yeah. - Have we met? 127 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:32,376 Uh, Audrey Pugliese. Paralegal transfer from M&A. 128 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:35,845 I put a brownie in here this morning, and now it's-- 129 00:08:35,948 --> 00:08:37,848 Oh, Denny probably took it. 130 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:39,884 You're kidding me. 131 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:42,614 No. He has some boundary issues. 132 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:45,213 Your best bet is to hide it in the crisper. 133 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:47,622 Thanks. 134 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:49,695 [ Clears Throat ] 135 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:53,397 See ya. 136 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,467 See ya. 137 00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:19,156 He's not supposed to be pacing, Alan. 138 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:21,055 Ajudge normally sits. 139 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,993 Some judges have their quirks,Jerry. This is his. 140 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:25,893 He runs a very busy courtroom. 141 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:28,159 Ah. Mr. Kupfer. 142 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:30,030 Jerry,you're in luck. 143 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:34,095 Mr. Kupfer is my favorite opposing counsel-- he's smart, eloquent, a pleasure to watch. 144 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:37,437 And every time I go up against him, he obligingly loses. 145 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,909 If the U.S. really wanted to torture detainees... 146 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:43,607 they could sentence them to be you for a day. 147 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:46,150 - I imagine it's excruciating. - [ Laughs ] You have no idea. 148 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:51,918 Docket number 4175-- Commonwealth of Massachusetts versus Ande Mkeba. 149 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:55,187 - The charge is attempted murder. - How do you plead? 150 00:09:55,294 --> 00:10:00,197 Uh,Jerry Espenson for the defendant. We plead-- 151 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,996 That is, not guilty, Your Honor. 152 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,195 By reason of temporary insanity. 153 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:08,603 - Mmm. Bail? - The Commonwealth seeks remand. 154 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,505 [ Clears Throat ] 155 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,670 Your Honor, the crime Mr. Mkeba is charged with committing... 156 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:17,510 was the result of a unique and volatile confluence of events... 157 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,551 that is unlikely to occur again. 158 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:22,120 I'm sorry. Could you sit down, please? 159 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:26,190 I beg your pardon. 160 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,159 You're distracting, not just me but everyone. Isn't he? 161 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:29,184 You're distracting, not just me but everyone. Isn't he? 162 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,990 [ Alan ] Jerry. 163 00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:33,122 There is nothing in the Constitution... 164 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:35,996 that says a judge has to sit on his ass all day, Mr. Espenson. 165 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:39,902 Your Honor, the defendant is a flight risk. He has strong ties overseas. 166 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:41,735 [ Alan ] The man can't afford a flight. 167 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:45,436 And the strong ties Mr. Kupfer refers to is Mr. Mkeba's family... 168 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:50,140 who will starve if Mr. Mkeba is not allowed to continue driving his bus. 169 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:52,149 Uh, very well. 170 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:54,219 Bail is set at $50,000. 171 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,889 We'll have you out by the end of the day. 172 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,755 I just got overwhelmed. 173 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,852 Your first time can be emotional. 174 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:06,397 We'll try not to let it happen again. 175 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,105 I brought wine, cheese, and condoms. 176 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,345 I thought we'd picnic. 177 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:24,007 Missy came to my office today. 178 00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:27,517 Ah. So just the wine and cheese. 179 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,214 She's fairly certain of two things-- one, that you're having an affair... 180 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:33,086 and two, that you're still married to her. 181 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,092 A slight technicality. 182 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,754 Look, Missy and I are done, Shirl. I swear. 183 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:41,390 However, it is possible that Missy and I were not on the same page... 184 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,400 when I broke the news to her. 185 00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:45,629 And what did your page say? 186 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:49,139 ''Missy, our marriage is over. I see now that we've made a mistake. 187 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,869 It's time to admit it, move on and seek our happiness elsewhere.'' 188 00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:54,411 And what page is Missy on? 189 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:57,038 ''Don't wait up. I'm going out with the guys.'' 190 00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:59,982 I should have known, Ivan. I know you. 191 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:04,750 You laid the oldest line in the married man's playbook on me, and I swallowed it. 192 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:09,556 Look, if you want to stab me with your letter opener right now-- 193 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:12,096 That's how I'd prefer to go anyway. 194 00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:15,656 But know that I am going to tell her. It's just not that easy. 195 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:18,168 - Ivan, tell her. - And then? 196 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:21,967 There is no ''then, ''Ivan. We're only dealing in now. Tell her. 197 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,990 He was driving the bus. 198 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,995 He made another stop or two. 199 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,998 And each time he kept looking back at me. 200 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,001 Then he put on the emergency lights, pulled over. 201 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,004 I thought something was wrong with the bus. 202 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:57,701 Then he gets in my face and starts to beat the crap out of me for no reason. 203 00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,176 [ Kupfer ] Did he say anything to you? 204 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:03,305 Something like, ''You killed my son. '' I don't know what he was talking about. 205 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:07,249 And how did the defendant appear to you at this time? 206 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:10,379 Like he totally knew what he was doing. 207 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:13,890 He parked the bus, looked me right in the eye and tried to kill me. 208 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,391 Thank you. Nothing further. 209 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:30,036 -Jerry, it's your witness. - No, I--You take this one. 210 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:33,543 - I'll do the next one. - This one's yours,Jerry. We prepared for this. 211 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,080 - You are ready.Just stand up-- - No. 212 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,650 - You can do this. - [Judge ] Counselors. 213 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,083 The suspense is killing me. 214 00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:53,728 Mr. Armus, you just testified you didn't know what my client meant... 215 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,324 when he accused you of killing his son. 216 00:13:56,435 --> 00:14:00,929 - That's not entirely true, is it? - Don't know what you mean. 217 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,498 - Let me be very clear then. You murdered Mr. Mkeba's son. - No. 218 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,238 - Objection! - You shot him in the face to steal his wallet. 219 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,177 - I didn't do it. - All charges were dropped. 220 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,841 - Mr. Shore? - It goes to insanity, Your Honor. 221 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:15,717 This man murdered Mr. Mkeba's son in cold blood. 222 00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:19,518 Anyone can understand why a father goes into an uncontrollable rage... 223 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,957 when his son's murderer steps onto his bus. 224 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,756 Counsel, approach. 225 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,601 Your Honor, Mr. Shore knows full well... 226 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,796 that the case against Mr. Armus was thrown out. 227 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,702 Because of a faulty warrant... 228 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:38,106 and the incompetent twits in your office couldn't fix it. 229 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,906 Children, enough. Objection sustained. 230 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:43,413 No more games, Mr. Shore. 231 00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:47,311 Step back. 232 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,587 I like your shoes. 233 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,884 Don't start, okay? 234 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:59,623 When my client grabbed you, how many people did it take to pull him off? 235 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,666 Yeah, like, five or six guys at least. 236 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,895 Five or six grown men to pull one man off you. 237 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:08,167 - He was beating the crap out of me. Wouldn't stop. - As though he had lost control? 238 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,105 Yeah! That's ri-- 239 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:17,304 I don't remember much after that. I blacked out and they took me to the hospital. 240 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,979 Nothing further. 241 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,330 That was great. 242 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,526 - I'll do the next one. - You will do the next one. 243 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:50,914 Hey, Audrey. 244 00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,916 Hey, you. 245 00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:55,919 God, I'm so glad I got out of M&A. 246 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:59,013 Criminal law's a lot more interesting. There's so much to learn. 247 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,319 Yeah. I like it. 248 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,192 Look, as a sort of welcome to the department type of thing... 249 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,198 would you like to grab some dinner? 250 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,029 Oh. 251 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,969 I know this little Basque place, and they serve family style with long benches. 252 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,564 - It's a lot of fun. - I would love that. 253 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:19,405 So I'll make a reservation for-- 254 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:21,809 - 8:00? - 8:00 it is. 255 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,815 Great. Sounds perfect. I'll meet you there. 256 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,818 And then afterwards, maybe we can go back to my apartment. 257 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,013 That sounds like a plan. 258 00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:32,852 - We could review the penal code. - Great. 259 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,051 And I'll show you my vagina. 260 00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:48,538 You speak Italian, right? 261 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,040 Sė. Parlo italiano. 262 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:53,043 So let me ask you this. 263 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:57,775 In Italian, does the word, uh, ''vagina'' mean something else? 264 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,685 - Something else? - You know. 265 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:05,382 Could it have some meaning other than--you know? 266 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,952 Like, is it another term for some sort of... 267 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,029 ancient seacraft? 268 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,197 I asked out Audrey. 269 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,565 The new paralegal? I'm surprised. 270 00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:21,571 You're usually so sensitive to all the rules around here. 271 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:24,836 Believe me, there was no sexual harassment involved, at least on my part. 272 00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:28,401 But on her part, somebody not as cool as me could write her up. 273 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,880 What do you mean? 274 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,883 She said yes. 275 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:36,148 Then she asked me if, later, I wanted to see her-- 276 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,984 Seacraft? 277 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,717 Uh-huh. 278 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:41,588 As a friend who's also a girl... 279 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:43,661 would you ever say anything like that? 280 00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:47,323 - Probably not. - That's what I thought your answer would be. 281 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,993 But I still like her. 282 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,570 Brad, what Audrey said is a little odd. 283 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:56,334 But if you really like her, it's not a deal-breaker. It's just a-- a word. 284 00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:00,568 So... anchors aweigh. 285 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:20,128 Missy. 286 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:23,633 I spoke with Ivan and he told me everything. 287 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,937 I don't know what to say. 288 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:30,873 You don't have to say anything except maybe ''you're welcome''... 289 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,843 because I owe you a super huge ''thank you. '' 290 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,847 - You do? - After I spoke with you, I spoke with Ivan. 291 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,782 It turns out I was just being a nervous bride. 292 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:42,285 He's not having an affair. 293 00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:45,481 - Ivan reassured me that everything is fine. - Of course he did. 294 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:48,958 The thing is, I have a tiny confession to make. 295 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:51,222 I know I shouldn't... 296 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,959 but I still have a squinch of a doubt when it comes to Ivan's fidelity. 297 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,968 I just don't want to doubt him for the rest of my life. 298 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,470 You have such a clear mind. What should I do? 299 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:07,037 I think I may have an answer. 300 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:22,192 Now, Mr. Mkeba, how did you feel when you were beating him with the club? 301 00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:25,195 - No. You don't want to say that. - Right, right. Okay. 302 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:29,097 So then I'll say, ''How did you feel during this-- during this.'' 303 00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:32,728 And that will elicit testimony that he wasn't in control ofhis emotions... 304 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,204 and he couldn't determine right from wrong... 305 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:38,765 and therefore, not guilty by reason of temporary insanity-- bingo! 306 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,778 - I'm sorry. - I'm only allowed eight ''bingos'' a day. 307 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,780 You're well under your quota. 308 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:47,511 It's always good to have a few spare bingos in your back pocket. 309 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:48,881 That felt a little stiff. 310 00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:51,854 Well, fortunately a courtroom is a rather formal place. 311 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:55,120 The jury won't expect you to be loose and casual. 312 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:57,127 Good. 313 00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,527 Jerry, keep in mind that when you're questioning the witness... 314 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:02,191 you are in charge of what you're doing. 315 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:06,328 If you need to take a moment to gather your thoughts, take the moment. 316 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:08,872 Don't ever feel rushed. 317 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:11,272 Okay. 318 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,713 Good morning, Mr. Mkeba. 319 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:20,641 Mr. Mkeba, where are you from? 320 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,652 - Senegal. - Senegal. Right. 321 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:25,279 He may say the city that he comes from, too. 322 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,154 But whatever he says, I can deal with that. 323 00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:40,036 A postnup? 324 00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,436 My idea. I'm clever. 325 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:45,738 - She gets my cigarette boat. - Only if you cheat. 326 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,244 My box at the symphony, my season tickets to the Crimson games. 327 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,907 I went to Harvard. Does she look like she went to Harvard? 328 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:54,747 No. But with 80% of your net worth, she'll be able to make a sizable endowment. 329 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:57,447 Who knows? Maybe they'll rename the Ivan Tiggs Theater. 330 00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:02,619 The ''Ivan Tiggs Can't Keep It In His Pants Theater'' has a nice ring to it. 331 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:06,789 My golf membership. My custom-made suits. 332 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:11,134 So basically, if I screw around, she gets my life. 333 00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:14,433 Not your whole life. Just the parts you love. 334 00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:19,176 So, what do you love, Ivan? 335 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:23,012 Maybe you should give it some thought. 336 00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,745 - She keeps saying it. - Excuse me? 337 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:32,756 Audrey. We went out on Friday, again on Saturday. 338 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,758 We spent all Sunday morning together. 339 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:38,227 We're supposed to see each other tonight. And we're--you know. 340 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,730 - Having sex? - Yeah. It's great. 341 00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:42,732 It's really great. 342 00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:45,394 But she keeps saying that word... a lot. 343 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:49,201 - As in? - As in, ''Oh, boy, my that really feels good.'' 344 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,072 Or, ''Wow, you sure know your way around my that. '' 345 00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:55,203 At first, I thought maybe she just likes to talk dirty. 346 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,715 Maybe this is a lead-in for something else. But there is no something else. 347 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:02,548 - It's just that again and again and again. - Hmm. 348 00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:07,158 I think I need to end it. 349 00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:18,762 [ Mkeba ] No matter how angry the rest of the world is with the United States... 350 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,270 it's still the place to come for hope and opportunity. 351 00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:24,638 But no one told me this could happen. 352 00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:26,904 My boy was here exactly one month... 353 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,207 and he was gunned down... 354 00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:31,748 killed like an animal by another animal-- that man Armus. 355 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,683 - Objection. - Sustained. 356 00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:38,085 Okeydokey. 357 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,489 Now, Mr. Mkeba, take us to the day of the incident. 358 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:47,896 I stopped my bus, and he came on board-- 359 00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:50,559 this man who is guilty ofkilling my son. 360 00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:53,263 Of course, he wasn't actually found guilty. 361 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:56,102 Um, the case was thrown out. 362 00:22:56,208 --> 00:23:01,043 I, uh-- Um, let's... move on. 363 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:06,307 Okay. What happened at-- when-- 364 00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:09,319 What happened next exactly? 365 00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:15,957 When I saw him, I froze. 366 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:20,623 My heart began to pound, and I couldn't breathe. 367 00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:23,701 And then I realized what was happening. 368 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:27,264 God had sent me this gift. 369 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:31,240 It was a sign from God himself. 370 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,937 A sign from God. 371 00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:36,275 - And then I let God take over. - God took over. 372 00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:39,009 He, I-- Whatever you will call it-- 373 00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:43,019 began hitting Armus over and over, beating him. 374 00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:47,080 No, but first you pulled over and got your club that you always keep under your seat. 375 00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:49,126 - And then you started beating him. -Jerry. 376 00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:51,525 - I don't know. I-- - No. You explained to us the other day... 377 00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:54,190 exactly how you recognized him. 378 00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:57,564 Then you pulled the bus over, and then you grabbed the club-- 379 00:23:57,669 --> 00:24:00,263 - Your Honor, may I confer with my colleague? - I'm sorry. 380 00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:02,465 - If he perjures himself on top of these other charges-- -Jerry. 381 00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:06,635 It'll be much worse because, in fact, Mr. Mkeba was only attacking Armus... 382 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:10,681 in revenge for what Armus did to his son. 383 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:14,343 - Oh! No, not revenge! Oh! - [ Spectators Murmuring ] 384 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,354 I did not mean to say revenge. 385 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:23,155 Uh-- [ Whimpering ] 386 00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:26,560 Your Honor, I would like a brief recess to confer with cocounsel. 387 00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:29,896 - Huh. No kidding. - [ Scoffs ] 388 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,469 Well, it is late. 389 00:24:32,571 --> 00:24:34,903 Uh, let us reconvene tomorrow. 390 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,385 - Oh, God! Oh, God! -Jerry. 391 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,047 Did I blow it? My first trial, and I blow it. 392 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:54,592 It was as if I could see the wrong words coming out of my mouth. 393 00:24:54,693 --> 00:24:57,025 Then they were out, and I couldn't bring them back in. 394 00:24:57,128 --> 00:25:01,087 Jerry, the thing to remember is that a trial is a process. 395 00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:04,396 Thejury's decision almost never hinges on just one thing. 396 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:08,462 I said our client took revenge on the victim. 397 00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:10,905 - And you shouldn't have, but you did. - Oh, God! 398 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,000 - And we'll just have to deal with it. - How? 399 00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:15,841 I don't know yet,Jerry, but I do know this. 400 00:25:15,947 --> 00:25:20,907 - The trial's not over. - [ Sniffles, Sighs ] 401 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:25,046 Have you ever been involved in a case that was going this badly? 402 00:25:25,156 --> 00:25:25,524 I'll be very frank with you. 403 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,651 I'll be very frank with you. 404 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:31,456 I've never been involved in a case that was going as badly as this one. 405 00:25:33,131 --> 00:25:36,259 Mr. Espenson made a very big mistake, didn't he? 406 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,768 He did. 407 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:42,931 Not only did Jerry make an unfavorable impression on the jury... 408 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,441 but his statement that you... 409 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,172 attacked Mr. Armus for revenge... 410 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,976 is something from which we cannot recover. 411 00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:53,380 That bell cannot be unrung. 412 00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:55,919 You may pick the metaphor of your choice... 413 00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:58,615 but, in any event, we will lose. 414 00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:00,691 So what do we do now? 415 00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:04,262 I'm afraid we can't do anything. 416 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:08,760 But you could do something. 417 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:11,964 You could run. 418 00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:19,132 Mr. Mkeba, whatever it was... 419 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,508 that caused you to uproot yourself and your son... 420 00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:25,276 to start a whole new life far away from the rest of your family-- 421 00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:27,749 whatever it was that caused you to do that-- 422 00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:29,752 how does it compare with spending... 423 00:26:29,854 --> 00:26:33,187 most of the rest of your life in jail? 424 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,292 So, you are telling me to flee? 425 00:26:37,395 --> 00:26:40,853 As a member of the Massachusetts Bar... 426 00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:42,866 I could never advise you to do that. 427 00:26:42,968 --> 00:26:45,664 But I can advise that if you appear in court tomorrow morning... 428 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,670 you will most certainly be found guilty... 429 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:50,366 and they will take you away immediately. 430 00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:59,349 Mr. Mkeba, I'm sorry. 431 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,852 But a legal victory in this case is no longer possible. 432 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,855 The best that you can hope for... 433 00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:10,018 is to... avoid another injustice. 434 00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:20,962 When you and I first got together... 435 00:27:21,072 --> 00:27:24,166 my mother said, ''Missy, my baby cat... 436 00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:26,175 ''he's had five wives before you. 437 00:27:26,277 --> 00:27:29,804 Which puts him on-- Ding. Fifth floor, philanderer department.'' 438 00:27:29,914 --> 00:27:32,007 I reminded her that you and I met at church... 439 00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:35,382 where we both left the crooked path to follow our Savior. 440 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:38,888 - Amen. - Only those seeds of doubt were planted in my mind. 441 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:43,654 The only thing that brought me peace was when Shirley suggested the postnup. 442 00:27:43,762 --> 00:27:47,721 Bless her soul, but as you can see, sweetheart... 443 00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:50,733 the solution is no solution at all. 444 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,735 It's simply created strife between us. 445 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:56,273 Yes. Now I can see that. 446 00:27:56,374 --> 00:27:59,775 - I'm glad. - And I have a solution. 447 00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:01,869 Which is? 448 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:05,746 The only way to dive in and cast our lots together is to do just that. 449 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:08,944 I'm going to draw up a postnup of my own, Ivan Tiggs. 450 00:28:09,054 --> 00:28:11,750 I'm not following. 451 00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:14,723 And it'll go like this. I, Missy Tiggs... 452 00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:17,886 hereby pledge to you everything dear to me: 453 00:28:17,996 --> 00:28:21,454 my fully autographed album cover of the original cast of A Chorus Line, 454 00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:25,468 my piece of the barricade that accidentally broke off during Les Miz, 455 00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:30,439 and... my limited edition Phantom mask. 456 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:34,740 Of course, materially, my possessions cannot begin to compete with yours... 457 00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:37,406 but they are everything I hold dear to my heart. 458 00:28:37,515 --> 00:28:40,916 That is, everything that isn't you. 459 00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:44,546 We live in such a horrible, jaded world these days. 460 00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:47,716 No one at all believes in the happy ending anymore. 461 00:28:47,826 --> 00:28:50,420 But a big part of me believes that love can be forever. 462 00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:53,463 That's why I love musicals. 463 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,795 That's why I love you. 464 00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:03,430 I can't imagine ever breaking your heart. 465 00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:07,068 And I think if you broke my heart, my life would be over. 466 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,747 But you would never do that to me, would you, Ivan? 467 00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:20,348 Not in a million years. 468 00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:37,774 Hi. 469 00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:40,367 Audrey. 470 00:29:40,478 --> 00:29:42,378 Are we still on for a late dinner? 471 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,778 Hey, listen, about that. I got slammed this afternoon. 472 00:29:44,883 --> 00:29:47,875 - I gotta file this... motion tomorrow morning. - Oh. 473 00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:49,613 I don't think it's gonna happen tonight. 474 00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:51,689 Oh, that's okay. We can reschedule. Maybe tomorrow. 475 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,054 Tomorrow I've got basketball. Then my parents are visiting for the weekend. 476 00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:56,320 Tell you what-- I'll call you next week. 477 00:29:56,427 --> 00:29:59,590 We're going to set something up for next weekend. 478 00:29:59,697 --> 00:30:01,665 No, we're not, are we? 479 00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:06,668 No. We're not. 480 00:30:06,771 --> 00:30:08,739 Can I ask what happened? 481 00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:15,735 You keep using the ''V'' word, and it creeps me out. 482 00:30:15,847 --> 00:30:18,975 - Uh. You mean vagi-- - Yes! Yes. 483 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:21,847 What is it that you don't like, um, exactly? 484 00:30:21,953 --> 00:30:25,218 - The word or, uh, the item? - I love the item. 485 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:28,417 I can't get enough of the item. It's just the word. 486 00:30:28,526 --> 00:30:30,687 It sounds clinical. You don't hear it often outside the classroom. 487 00:30:30,795 --> 00:30:32,922 I can't believe this. 488 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:36,489 You guys talk about your, um, equipment all the time. 489 00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:38,501 Okay, first of all, I don't. 490 00:30:38,603 --> 00:30:41,003 And second of all, we have many clever names for it. 491 00:30:41,105 --> 00:30:44,541 Exactly. You have, like, 4,000 names for it. 492 00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:47,008 - But God forbid I say ''vagina''-- - [ Murmurs ] 493 00:30:47,111 --> 00:30:50,012 - Did-- Did you just flinch? - No. 494 00:30:50,114 --> 00:30:52,878 Fine. You don't have to go out with me. 495 00:30:52,984 --> 00:30:54,884 Grow up. 496 00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:01,791 You're the one who said it. 497 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:15,034 Well, Your Honor, this may be an all-time low... 498 00:31:15,139 --> 00:31:17,039 even for Mr. Shore. 499 00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:19,109 Your Honor, our client is missing. 500 00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,770 We should be worrying about his safety... 501 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,781 not constructing wild theories about his disappearance. 502 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:28,319 Oh, please. You knew you were losing. You told him to run, and he ran. 503 00:31:28,419 --> 00:31:31,820 At the risk of forfeiting the bail we posted? Don't be preposterous. 504 00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:35,552 We had no reason whatsoever to tell Mr. Mkeba to run away. 505 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:39,221 The facts are on our side. Thejury loves me. 506 00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:42,731 And they find Mr. Espenson quirky and endearing. 507 00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:47,100 No. The only one with a motive to make Mr. Mkeba disappear is you, Mr. Kupfer. 508 00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:50,174 - What have you done with him? - Your Honor-- 509 00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:52,800 Mr. Kupfer, do you have any evidence... 510 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,345 that Mr. Shore is hiding Mr. Mkeba? 511 00:31:55,446 --> 00:31:57,607 - Not yet. - Mmm. 512 00:31:57,715 --> 00:32:01,014 The police will continue to search for Mr. Mkeba. 513 00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:04,282 An international warrant will be issued for his arrest. 514 00:32:04,389 --> 00:32:07,950 And until such time as Mr. Mkeba shows up again... 515 00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:10,857 uh, this case is adjourned. 516 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:13,829 No. Now, everybody just get out. 517 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,662 Perhaps you and I should go look for him ourselves. 518 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:24,640 Wouldn't it be fun to ride around Boston together? We could pack sandwiches. 519 00:32:24,742 --> 00:32:27,176 You know, Al, my only fear... 520 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:30,475 is that someone's gonna stab you before I get a chance to take you down. 521 00:32:30,581 --> 00:32:32,276 Odds are you're right. 522 00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:34,681 It's been a pleasure, Mr. Kupfer. 523 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:37,983 How 'bout them Celtics? 524 00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:47,395 [ Rock ] 525 00:32:47,498 --> 00:32:49,398 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 526 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,552 - [ Fades Out ] - [ Phone Ringing ] 527 00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:29,333 [ Sighs ] 528 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:36,738 I can't break her heart, Shirl. 529 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:40,716 Sure, you can. You do it all the time. 530 00:33:40,818 --> 00:33:42,752 True. 531 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:46,153 Actually, I blame the system. Why can't a man love two women at once? 532 00:33:46,257 --> 00:33:49,192 Or 10 or 15. 533 00:33:49,293 --> 00:33:52,854 Ivan, let's not waste any more of each other's time. 534 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:57,958 I knew this was over the moment Missy skipped into my office last week. 535 00:33:58,069 --> 00:34:00,936 And while we're being honest-- at least I am-- 536 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:05,135 when we were together, I knew eventually... 537 00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,370 it would be... something. 538 00:34:07,478 --> 00:34:09,708 No one ever really has Ivan Tiggs. 539 00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:14,615 Also true. You're still my best friend though. 540 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:19,451 Am I yours? 541 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:22,117 I need to look at the way I've been defining my friends. 542 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:24,126 For now, no. 543 00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:28,165 You sure know how to break a guy's heart. 544 00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:30,200 [ Chuckling ] Yeah. 545 00:34:30,301 --> 00:34:32,269 I can be cruel that way. 546 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:39,704 You do understand what signing this document means, don't you? 547 00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:42,143 I do. 548 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,771 Let's face it. None of us trusts me. 549 00:34:44,882 --> 00:34:49,012 This way, I won't come knocking at your door unless I mean it. 550 00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:52,088 Of course... 551 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:56,591 if I sign it... 552 00:34:56,694 --> 00:34:59,857 you and I are going to have to be really careful. 553 00:35:01,899 --> 00:35:04,766 Oh, that poor girl. 554 00:35:16,314 --> 00:35:18,976 - Hey. Audrey? - What do you want, Brad? 555 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:22,018 Listen, about before, I kinda acted like a-- 556 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,987 I know. The word. Well, I can say it. 557 00:35:25,089 --> 00:35:29,458 I want you to know I get it. It's probably just some male-female thing. 558 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,051 We men aren't used to women discussing their anatomy so freely. 559 00:35:32,163 --> 00:35:36,725 I'm sure women feel the same way when men discuss their... anatomy. 560 00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:40,668 What I'm trying to say is, I would really like to go out with you again. 561 00:35:40,771 --> 00:35:43,365 I don't know why I reacted the way I did. 562 00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:45,169 It's just a word. Right? 563 00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:48,177 Say it. 564 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:53,072 - I'm thinking it. - [ Exclaims ] 565 00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:56,847 All right. Vagina! 566 00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:12,503 They haven't found Mr. Mkeba. 567 00:36:13,771 --> 00:36:15,739 They'll let us know if they do. 568 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,909 I would never ask you directly... 569 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:23,242 if you had anything to do with his going away. 570 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:26,111 That's because you're an excellent attorney,Jerry. 571 00:36:26,217 --> 00:36:27,707 [ Sighs ] 572 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:29,649 There's no doubt in my mind... 573 00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:33,212 that you could develop into a first-rate criminal defender,Jerry. 574 00:36:33,324 --> 00:36:35,792 But my hope is that you don't. 575 00:36:35,893 --> 00:36:38,794 Even at your relatively mature age... 576 00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:42,354 you're... still innocent. 577 00:36:42,466 --> 00:36:45,299 Except for when I held a knife to Shirley's throat. 578 00:36:45,403 --> 00:36:48,065 Other than that. 579 00:36:48,172 --> 00:36:51,335 There's a reason Shakespeare, and many after him, said... 580 00:36:51,442 --> 00:36:54,070 first, kill all the lawyers. 581 00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:58,740 They're talking about people like me,Jerry, not you. 582 00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:07,317 I am excellent at banking and finance. 583 00:37:07,425 --> 00:37:09,791 You are indeed. 584 00:37:12,797 --> 00:37:14,822 Thank you, Alan. 585 00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:22,103 It's been a pleasure, and enjoy the rest of your day. 586 00:37:22,206 --> 00:37:23,935 Good-bye,Jerry. 587 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:55,872 [ Singing ] 588 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:03,009 [ Singing ] 589 00:38:06,317 --> 00:38:09,480 [ Together] 590 00:38:09,587 --> 00:38:11,680 Thank you, Shirley, for everything. 591 00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:13,689 Oh, it was a pleasure. 592 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:15,725 Ivan, always good doing business with you. 593 00:38:15,826 --> 00:38:17,953 Yes, it is. 594 00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:20,292 So, honey, shall we go? 595 00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:23,492 You go ahead. I'll be there in a minute. 596 00:38:37,915 --> 00:38:41,078 I want to thank you, Shirley. 597 00:38:41,185 --> 00:38:45,747 - Uh, it was nothing. - No. It was everything. 598 00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:49,690 When I came to you, I did it because I knew you were a woman of principle. 599 00:38:49,794 --> 00:38:52,991 And you didn't let me down. You did the right thing. 600 00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:54,997 And now, from this day forward... 601 00:38:55,099 --> 00:38:57,727 I know my Ivan won't cheat on me... 602 00:38:57,835 --> 00:38:59,769 with anyone. 603 00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:30,762 Nothing worse than having your heart crushed and your pride stung... 604 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:33,166 all on the same day. 605 00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:36,797 My God. We have the fastest water cooler in town. 606 00:39:39,343 --> 00:39:41,243 I feel like such a fool. 607 00:39:41,345 --> 00:39:43,472 Well, forget it. 608 00:39:43,581 --> 00:39:46,277 If anybody knows anything about being a fool, it's Denny Crane. 609 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:50,718 My advice-- get some mortar and brick and wall it up. 610 00:39:53,591 --> 00:39:56,492 Does that mean you're back on the market? 611 00:39:56,594 --> 00:39:58,687 Denny, as far as you're concerned... 612 00:39:58,796 --> 00:40:00,764 I'm always on the market. 613 00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:03,163 You see? That's how you get us-- 614 00:40:03,267 --> 00:40:05,599 all of us men-- even Denny Crane. 615 00:40:05,703 --> 00:40:09,195 We know we don't deserve Shirley Schmidt... 616 00:40:09,306 --> 00:40:12,605 but just the possibility is enough to sustain us. 617 00:40:13,844 --> 00:40:16,608 - You are a dear, sweet man. - Mmm. 618 00:40:16,714 --> 00:40:19,512 And I have something else that might sustain you. 619 00:40:21,218 --> 00:40:23,618 - Denny Crane. - [ Gasps ] 620 00:40:23,721 --> 00:40:25,621 [ Mock Groan ] 621 00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:39,627 - Oh. I hear you misplaced a client. - Not really. 622 00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:43,867 Like car keys and sunglasses, he'll show up somewhere. 623 00:40:45,142 --> 00:40:47,042 I misplaced a client once. 624 00:40:47,144 --> 00:40:49,704 - Did they ever find him? - No. 625 00:40:49,814 --> 00:40:53,841 I made sure to ship him off to some country with no extradition-- 626 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:56,385 a practically deserted island off of South America. 627 00:40:56,487 --> 00:40:59,320 He sends me ''feliz cumpleaņos'' cards every year. 628 00:40:59,423 --> 00:41:01,118 - That's thoughtful. - Yeah. 629 00:41:01,225 --> 00:41:04,956 Sounds like paradise, actually, living on an island-- 630 00:41:05,062 --> 00:41:06,962 a much simpler life. 631 00:41:07,064 --> 00:41:10,625 Especially if it's an island where the natives run around on the beach... 632 00:41:10,734 --> 00:41:12,634 with their boobies hanging out. 633 00:41:12,736 --> 00:41:14,226 [ Chuckles ] Yes. 634 00:41:14,338 --> 00:41:19,401 But I was thinking on a much more elemental level-- 635 00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:21,705 a place where my biggest concern would be... 636 00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:24,042 carrying water on my shoulders... 637 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,343 or where the simple act of thatching a roof... 638 00:41:26,450 --> 00:41:28,850 would dissipate the voices in my head. 639 00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:34,057 And the hardest choice you have to make is what you're gonna have for lunch. 640 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:37,252 What did you have for lunch today? 641 00:41:42,466 --> 00:41:45,458 Flounder. You? 642 00:41:45,569 --> 00:41:48,163 Steak sandwich, onion rings. 643 00:41:50,574 --> 00:41:54,237 Alan, you know, one thing you sometimes forget is... 644 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:57,439 no matter how hard your day, no matter how tough your choices... 645 00:41:57,548 --> 00:41:59,948 how complex your ethical decisions... 646 00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:04,009 you always get to choose... 647 00:42:04,121 --> 00:42:06,282 what you want for lunch. 648 00:42:08,058 --> 00:42:12,757 Daily, I am amazed at your inexhaustible ability to just live. 649 00:42:15,132 --> 00:42:17,032 It's either that or die. 650 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:07,307 [ Woman ] You stinker!