1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:03,558 Previously on Boston Legal. 2 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:05,695 I used to work on the Texas Innocence Project. 3 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:08,774 One of my cases is up on appeal. I could use your help. 4 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:11,708 I'm looking for the best lawyer I can find. I think that's you. 5 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:14,712 - I don't like jibber-jabber in my courtroom. - Oh, my goodness. 6 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:17,180 - That's as far as you should go. - Shejust kissed you? 7 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:20,514 - I'm not gonna pursue it. - He shoots a client in the knee. 8 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:24,249 - He then shoots a homeless man with a paintball gun. 9 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:27,588 - Could you kindly point in any direction other than my head? 10 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,127 It's not loaded. 11 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:31,891 - Oh, I guess it is. - For God's sake, Denny! 12 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:43,171 It's just that I feel my song is still in me. 13 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:45,642 - What song? - My song. 14 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:48,805 Everybody has a song in them, Sydney. You should know that. 15 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:51,748 Oh, I see. And yours is still unsung. 16 00:00:51,851 --> 00:00:53,751 - Is that it? - Yeah. 17 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:56,151 I mean, here I am in my 70s... 18 00:00:56,256 --> 00:01:00,886 and I still feel that everything I wanted to express in life... 19 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:06,455 is still bottled up inside me like a- a kidney stone. 20 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:10,830 Talk to me, Sydney. What are you thinking? 21 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:14,134 - I think you're bored, Denny. - Bored? 22 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,435 How can I be bored? I'm Denny Crane. 23 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:18,773 Even the sound of my name fascinates. 24 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:22,075 More, Sydney. More about me. 25 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:24,377 Yeah. Okay. 26 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:27,749 Well, I think... 27 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:30,789 that you are a silver-spoon-fed... 28 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:33,415 rich, empty sack... 29 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:36,427 who has nothing to do now but count his money... 30 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:39,760 or spend it on hookers... 31 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:43,825 and therapists who offer up some form of affirmation. 32 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,132 And, frankly, I'm sick of it! 33 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:49,367 I would no longer even treat you... 34 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:52,104 but for the $600 an hour I charge. 35 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,476 Which sum, I might assure you... 36 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:57,277 is meant to deter your recurring visits. 37 00:01:57,383 --> 00:01:59,214 Do you understand me, Denny? 38 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:03,346 I would sooner leap from the window than see your lips move... 39 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:06,323 the sight of which is the visual cue... 40 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:10,362 that feculent blather is about to spew forth. 41 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:15,133 This is no way for a therapist to talk to a patient. 42 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:19,035 My official medical recommendation would be that you take yoga classes... 43 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:23,633 so that you might gain the necessary flexibility to stick your head up your ass. 44 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:33,618 I- I do feel like an empty sack sometimes. 45 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:37,850 It occasions depression. It even caused me to buy a handgun to end it. 46 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:40,926 I even carry it around with me... 47 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:46,192 never knowing when I might decide to join the ranks of the unliving. 48 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:50,531 And then I think to myself, how unoriginal. 49 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:53,504 Suicide is so ordinary. 50 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:56,234 But... 51 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:59,402 if I were to shoot my doctor- 52 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,446 Well! 53 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:03,448 Ah, now, but, you see, Denny... 54 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:06,212 that would result in you actually accomplishing something real. 55 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:08,617 You see? Something actual... 56 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:13,886 as opposed to the manufactured heroics of your publicist, the mad cow- 57 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:18,521 And then it suddenly might matter- really matter- that you were born. 58 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:22,226 And-And how would you handle that after 70-plus years... 59 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:24,565 of unmitigated insignificance? 60 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:31,432 - You don't think I matter? - Oh, pull the trigger, Denny! Do something... 61 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:35,241 to rise above your insipid press releases! 62 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:38,215 All the meaninglessness! Just pull it! 63 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:40,809 You think I won't? 64 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,616 Actually, I happen to know you will. I happen to know you must. 65 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:46,817 You see, you're pointing a gun at a therapist... 66 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:49,656 who's not only got a death wish of his own... 67 00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:53,220 but also a life insurance policy which excludes suicide. 68 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,665 And, you see, Denny, I've often wondered... 69 00:03:55,768 --> 00:04:00,000 how can I possibly end my life without forfeiting my son's Harvard education? 70 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:03,234 But if I were to be murdered, then- 71 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:05,311 So... 72 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:10,512 you must shoot me, or I will shoot you. 73 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:12,983 Go ahead. Pull the trigger, or I will kill you. 74 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,987 - Okay, Sydney. - Pull it. 75 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,186 - I'm not gonna shoot you. Don't be ridiculous. - Then you must die. 76 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:26,425 - Come on, Sydney. Game's over. - Give you the count of three. One- 77 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:29,433 - Sydney. - Two. 78 00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:31,867 - For God's sake. - Three. 79 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,217 What now? 80 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,020 Denny shot his therapist. 81 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:30,095 Dear God. Paintball? 82 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:33,256 - Real bullets. - Is he- 83 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:36,358 No. The man is apparently going to survive. He's in the hospital. 84 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:39,438 Denny's in custody. Where's Alan? 85 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:44,037 It's not that I'm not ready, Your Honor! 86 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:47,772 It's that I was called for trial. Division Six, Judge Holt. 87 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,848 Judge Holt doesn't control my courtroom. 88 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:53,180 I told you the last time there'd be no further continuances. 89 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,584 I cannot be in two places at the same time! 90 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:59,021 - You should've gotten somebody else from your office to cover. - Somebody else? 91 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:01,423 The public defender's office is so overextended. 92 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,893 So's the D. A. 's office. He's here and ready. 93 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:08,023 Of course he's ready. Because they prioritize the racial profiling cases. 94 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:11,433 - I object to that, Your Honor. - The truth is we shouldn't even be here! 95 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:16,304 Save it for trial, counsel. Which will begin tomorrow, either with or without you. 96 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:18,104 Adjourned. 97 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:27,778 Excuse me. I couldn't help but overhear... 98 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:30,185 which is so often the case when people shout. 99 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:33,315 My name is Alan Shore. I'm an extraordinary attorney. 100 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:37,226 I could tell you stories. But more incredibly, I'm available. 101 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,460 Alan. 102 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:46,265 - Chelina. - Oh, my God. 103 00:06:46,372 --> 00:06:48,932 - How are you? - I'm fine. 104 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:51,100 How are you? 105 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:54,839 Today, a little dyspeptic. But in general, I'm splendid. 106 00:06:54,947 --> 00:06:58,781 - God. The last time I saw you- - I think it was a Sunday. 107 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:03,447 Then I was taken off the air. You went off to do movies. Then I got switched to Tuesdays and- 108 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:05,649 Here we are, with old footage. 109 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:09,091 Exactly. You look smashing. 110 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:12,331 And you're black. 111 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,332 - Sorry? - This is fate. 112 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,460 I just took a case where I think race was a factor. 113 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:20,903 Profiling. I'd love to exploit you... 114 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:23,498 which I believe you invited me to do once. 115 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,941 - I meant sexually. - Yes. 116 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:31,108 So, this case involves persecution, civil rights- all the good stuff. 117 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:34,015 - Can Legal Aid spare you? The client's indigent. - Alan... 118 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,180 the last time we worked together, I kissed you. 119 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,453 Really? I'd forgotten. You'll have to refresh me on that. 120 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,824 Excuse me. 121 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:47,130 My lover. 122 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,861 Hello, Denny. 123 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,699 You did what? 124 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,329 - I thought he was a quail. - I'm not laughing. 125 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,997 It was total self-defense. 126 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:30,598 After I threatened to kill him, the bastard threatened to kill me. It's not right. 127 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:33,178 - Why were you carrying the gun? - I have a constitutional right to. 128 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:35,247 - Not a concealed weapon. - Oh, yes, I do. 129 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,248 And the Supreme Court's gonna say so. 130 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,341 Just as soon as they finish overturning Roe v. Wade. 131 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,588 Denny, this time you've gone way too far. 132 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,850 You always say that. 133 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:49,018 No, I don't. Paul Lewiston does. And besides, you shot a man. Another man. 134 00:08:49,128 --> 00:08:53,258 I'm telling you I had no choice. The man was gonna kill me. 135 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,563 He could go tojail for this. I mean, how could he avoid it? 136 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:58,569 First of all, he's claiming self-defense. 137 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:01,469 Second, the guy's apparently okay. He just took it in the clavicle. 138 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:05,567 - Third, I'm talking about Denny. He shoots people all the time. - Well, you're probably right. 139 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:08,476 He's probably already booked himself on Larry King Live. 140 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:13,952 - What's happening with Sandy? - Nothing. 141 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,578 - I thought you were gonna- - Nothing's happening with Sandy. 142 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:19,590 - Didn't you have your big second- - Nothing's happening with Sandy. 143 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:24,491 She dumped me. 144 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:26,827 I'm sorry. 145 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:29,902 - Did she say why? - Does it really matter? 146 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:34,336 Brad, while I appreciate how deeply guarded you are, you need to share more. 147 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,637 - I mean, you don't have any friends to talk to. - I have plenty. 148 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:40,507 Name three. 149 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,911 What happened? 150 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:45,108 You know, I'm going to tell you. 151 00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:49,415 Just to see if the look on your face remotely matches the look on mine when she- 152 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,786 - You know why she dumped me? - Hmm? 153 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:54,587 Because I'm a lousy kisser. 154 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:56,958 Yeah. Exactly my reaction. 155 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:59,896 Well, um, all I can say... 156 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:01,967 if that is in fact the reason- 157 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,127 - It is. - You're sure? 158 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:06,329 - I called an ex-girlfriend. She confirmed it. - Confirmed? 159 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,806 I'm the worst kisser in the history of the planet. 160 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:11,433 Oh. 161 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,876 Yeah. Let me ask you something. 162 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:16,710 Is it really that important in the scheme of a relationship... 163 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:20,217 and all its potential, including but not limited to the parenting of children- 164 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:22,549 Is how a man kisses really that important? 165 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:26,716 Well, at the beginning, all the promise of romance... 166 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,138 and forgive me, but the magic, it's- 167 00:10:28,173 --> 00:10:29,450 and forgive me, but the magic, it's- 168 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,496 Yes, it's in the kiss. 169 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:34,566 Women are always complaining about not being taken seriously. 170 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:37,966 And you look at the leading women's magazines- Vogue, Cosmopolitan- 171 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:42,803 it's always about "How do I get a man?" "How do I look?" "How do I please a man in bed?" 172 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:47,038 And now I discover they're willing to measure the substance of a relationship with a kiss. 173 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:51,139 It isn't men who demean women. It's women. 174 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,493 Hey. Alan. How's it going? 175 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,496 Fine. Thanks. How are you? You can get back to me on that. 176 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,658 If there's something trapped in there, I encourage you to let it out quickly. 177 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,929 I'm due in court. 178 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:14,564 Well, I was wondering if I could join you and Denny on the balcony sometime. 179 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:18,303 Just trying to diversify my life with some male bonding... 180 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,936 and I was wondering, you know- 181 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:24,539 Brad, any gathering of three or more men always seems like a team to me... 182 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,641 and I've never been much of a team player. 183 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,720 So if you're going to show, count me out. 184 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:31,790 But is there something specific you'd like to talk about? 185 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,128 Are you a good kisser? 186 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:48,206 Case number 62345. 187 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:50,707 The Commonwealth versus Denny Crane. Attempted- 188 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:54,143 Alan Shore for the defendant. We'll waive reading of the charges. 189 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:57,374 - Oh, dear God, it's you. - I know who I am, counsel. 190 00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:59,815 You don't need to tell me it's me. 191 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,149 I know perfectly well it's me. 192 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:06,486 That's superfluous information that is tantamount to jibber-jabber. 193 00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:09,220 I do not tolerate jibber-jabber in my courtroom. 194 00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:12,593 The defense enters a plea of not guilty. I move for a probable cause hearing. 195 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:14,757 - Why? - Why? 196 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,802 - First, because I'm entitled to. Second, because I think- - He shot him. 197 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,838 The victim is in the hospital. 198 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,841 I think I have enough probable cause, Mr. Shoop. 199 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,104 Actually, Your Honor, uh, since our last get-together... 200 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,112 I've changed my name from Shoop to Shore. 201 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,682 Since it's already on my driver's license and passport... 202 00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:33,047 not to mention all the pleadings before you- 203 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,279 Though I'd never presume you to read pleadings. They're- 204 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,082 - Jibber-jabber. - Jibber-jabber. 205 00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:39,885 The victim is in fact scheduled to be released from the hospital today. 206 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:43,450 It was simply a shoulder wound, which is where my client was hoping the bullet would land... 207 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:47,157 once the gun accidentally went off after the victim threatened to shoot my client... 208 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:50,030 - putting him in reasonable fear for his life. - Your Honor, ifhe wants... 209 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,502 a probable cause hearing, let him call the arresting officer. 210 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,006 The arresting officer wasn't there. It was only my client and Dr. Fields. 211 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,099 We're talking about attempted murder here. 212 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,678 The damage to Mr. Crane's reputation could be irreparable. 213 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,443 These charges never should've been filed. I should be allowed a probable cause hearing. 214 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,677 You talk too much. 215 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,552 Assuming the victim is physically able... 216 00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:15,525 we will reconvene at 3.00 p. m. tomorrow, you talker. 217 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:20,156 Enough of this- this... "poopycock. " 218 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:21,563 Poopycock. 219 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,567 Poopycock. 220 00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:36,406 Oh, no. No, no. No, no. No, you don't. Get out, Denny. 221 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:38,745 Dr. Fields, I'm Alan Shore. 222 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:43,550 You undoubtedly know by now that we've subpoenaed you to appear at a probable cause hearing. 223 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:47,820 Well, that's not a very wise ploy, Mr. Shore. What is it you expect me to say? 224 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,485 That you forced Denny to shoot you- 225 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:52,086 that you gave him no choice. 226 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:55,395 Oh, you don't want to be calling me to the stand, okay? 227 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,992 Dr. Fields, Denny informed me... 228 00:13:58,103 --> 00:14:00,663 that your intense desire to die... 229 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,173 played a significant part in what happened. 230 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,243 You know, often when people contemplate dying... 231 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,074 they take measure of their legacy. 232 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:12,082 I'm assuming yours thus far consists of many things. 233 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,049 Denny assured me honesty is one of them. 234 00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:18,021 I shall count on you to be honest in that witness chair tomorrow, sir. 235 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:22,890 Well, now, I wouldn't count on anything if I were you. 236 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:26,954 Sydney, I never would've shot you. You know that. 237 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,646 Dear God, what now? 238 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:50,085 The managing partners have convened a meeting. 239 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,749 The topic of discussion is deposing Denny... 240 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,985 expelling him from the firm. 241 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,494 What? First of all, the financial hit would- 242 00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,461 They don't care. They've had enough. 243 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,557 Second of all, they need to read their partnership agreement. Denny can- 244 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:05,398 Evidently we need to read it. There is a clause... 245 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,438 which calls for his ouster... 246 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,803 should he ever be convicted of a felony, which- 247 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,809 he is certainly looking at now. 248 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,272 What do we do now? 249 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:20,546 I don't know. They seem serious. 250 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,712 Why shouldn't they be? 251 00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,789 He shoots people. 252 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,391 Massachusetts has no "stop and identify"statutes. 253 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:33,021 So we could make the argument that the arrest was unlawful... 254 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:35,327 and therefore our client had a right to resist. 255 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,925 - That'll never fly. - Well, it doesn't need to fly... 256 00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:41,495 so much as flap and flutter its way to reasonable doubt. 257 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:45,941 Profiling is wrong. We certainly don't do it when selling off our ports. 258 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,008 Why are you looking at me like that? 259 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,979 Who's closing here? 260 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,880 Sorry? 261 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:56,113 With the case. Should I close or you? 262 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,689 Uh, I'll take the client... 263 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,055 and you can close. 264 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,526 Alan. 265 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,597 May I? 266 00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:11,902 I'm not terribly comfortable with you working closely with this woman. 267 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,973 - What? - I'm tapped into office gossip. 268 00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:18,202 I happen to know you kissed her during the death penalty thingy case. 269 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,040 You're kissing me now. Remember? 270 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:24,912 Melissa, you and I kissed once. I barely participated. 271 00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:28,453 We certainly didn't agree to any kind of exclusivity. 272 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,818 No hickeys or pins... 273 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,619 - or letterman jackets. - You and I are in a relationship, Alan. 274 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:37,025 The fact that you don't realize it doesn't give you license to be unfaithful. 275 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:38,858 You're mad as a hatter. 276 00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:40,898 When two people sleep together- 277 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,867 - That was a night terror thing. - I'm talking about the sex. 278 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:47,370 - What sex? - The sex you and I both know is coming. 279 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,269 Don't fall for her, Alan. 280 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,374 She's just a guest star. 281 00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:01,008 He seemed to bejust staring at one of the houses. It seemed very odd. 282 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,351 We, uh, asked him for identification, and he refused to provide it. 283 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,447 - And then what happened? - We asked him again. 284 00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:10,050 He continued to refuse. So we attempted to take him into custody. 285 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:16,067 That's when he became violent. We eventually overcame him and placed him under arrest. 286 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:19,035 When you arrived at the scene, did you ask him what he was doing? 287 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:23,234 He said he found the houses on this street quite beautiful, and he enjoyed looking at them. 288 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:27,369 And is that lawful in this neighborhood, to look at houses that you find beautiful? 289 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,879 - Of course. - Is it your pattern... 290 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:33,440 to ask people for identification when they're engaging in lawful behavior? 291 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,043 - He didn't live there. So I thought- - How did you know that? 292 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:40,285 I patrol that neighborhood. I pretty much know who lives there and who doesn't. 293 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,792 You know everybody in this neighborhood? Every person? 294 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,922 - Not every person, but- - How did you know my client didn't live there? 295 00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:52,331 We have the right to ask citizens for identification. 296 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,736 That's all I did. 297 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,308 You know what? 298 00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,310 I checked you out. You're an exemplary officer. 299 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,108 You also have a reputation for honesty. 300 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:06,343 Honestly, Officer... 301 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,920 your decision to ask my client for identification- 302 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,921 Was his race a factor? 303 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,963 Officer, was it at all a factor that he was black? 304 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,560 Black in an all-white neighborhood. 305 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,165 Yes, it was a factor. 306 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,756 - Alan. - Shirley. 307 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,385 - How are we doing? - If you mean with Denny... 308 00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,828 I've got a probable cause hearing scheduled. 309 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:56,230 I'm trying to make this go away, though I can't possibly see how. 310 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:59,771 You need to. Wagons are starting to circle if he gets any kind of conviction. 311 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:03,137 Shirley, surely- Shirley, he'll be convicted of something. 312 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:06,439 Well, it can't be a felony. There's a clause in the partnership agreement. 313 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,378 It's serious, Alan. The partners seem inclined to expunge him. 314 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,575 - Well, his name is on the wall. - They'll keep the name and broom him. 315 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:16,245 I see no way of dodging this short of you having sex with the judge. 316 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:20,382 I'm sorry. I now feel queasy having even thought of that. 317 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,858 What about the victim? Can he be influenced? 318 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:26,192 I doubt it. Even if he consented to being shot... 319 00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:29,392 which he seemingly did, that still doesn't absolve Denny. 320 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,595 - Do you have a plan? - At the moment, no. 321 00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:37,234 - So stupid. - Then why are you being so- 322 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,834 Because I'm being stupid. It's like frickin' high school, for God sakes. 323 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,039 Okay. Tell me exactly what happened. 324 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:46,208 I told you. I was on a date. It was a terrific date. 325 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:50,118 With another woman? Where do you find all these women anyway? 326 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:53,521 I'm a lawyer. I was a marine. Just do the math. I'm the complete package. 327 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:57,061 - Right. So- - So I get to her front step. 328 00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,858 Clearly she would have received my kissing her. 329 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:02,433 I wanted to kiss her. I was going to kiss her. 330 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,593 But I didn't, because I have this new phobia. 331 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,866 I mean- Right? That's what the stupid song says. 332 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:12,933 What, um, exactly are you doing when you kiss? 333 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,947 - I do what everybody else does. - Yeah. E-Exactly what? 334 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,908 Lips meet. At some point, I put my tongue in. 335 00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,953 Swish it around a little. 336 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,420 Ah. Well, maybe you could use some pointers or something. 337 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:30,051 I happen to be a very advanced kisser. 338 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,824 - Maybe I can walk you through this a little. - Don't be ridiculous. 339 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,559 - Beats having a phobia. - No, it doesn't. 340 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,464 Fine. 341 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,106 Don't even ask. 342 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,846 Mr. Pryor, why were you in that neighborhood? 343 00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:56,751 I like to dream. One dream- I guess my American dream- 344 00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,585 is someday I would like to live in a home like those. 345 00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:02,683 I enjoy the architecture, the landscaping. 346 00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:06,525 You realize a police officer has the right to ask for identification? 347 00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:09,829 And if I would've been doing anything suspect, I would've given it to him. 348 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,335 If it would've been a random thing, I would've complied. 349 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:15,463 But it wasn't. I was targeted because I was the wrong color. 350 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:19,101 But, Mr. Pryor, come on. You physically resisted the police officers. 351 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:22,180 I never assaulted them. I just- 352 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,843 When they pushed me to the ground and tried to handcuff me... 353 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,887 I simply fought back. 354 00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:33,947 If a police officer sees a man he believes to be a stranger in the neighborhood... 355 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:37,961 and that man is strangely staring at houses for no apparent reason... 356 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:41,123 is it your testimony that it's unreasonable to ask that man his name? 357 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,701 It's not reasonable to ask him simply because he's black. 358 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,828 If the man had been white, staring at the houses... 359 00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:48,838 it would be okay to ask his name? 360 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:52,501 If he would've been white, he wouldn't have been asked. That's my point. 361 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:58,574 - Plead guilty? - They've offered probation. 362 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,016 - You're asking me to plead guilty? - Mr. Pryor... 363 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,644 your testimony went well, but let's not kid ourselves. 364 00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:07,247 Under the law, police can constitutionally require identification... 365 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,692 without probable cause, without reasonable suspicion. 366 00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:13,731 - How can that be? - Because the public wants to feel safe. 367 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:17,598 And people, especially the white ones, don't want the black ones staring at their homes. 368 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:21,537 Now, we can keep fighting here, but you must know the law does not support us. 369 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,370 I want to fight. 370 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:41,050 - How's it looking? - Not good, Denny. 371 00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:44,458 - Oh. - Aside from the case at hand... 372 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:47,862 we've got your rather colorful history of shooting people. 373 00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:49,433 Hmm. 374 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:53,402 - There was the man in the office last year. - He took you hostage. 375 00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,405 - Paintball incident. - He threw a rock at me. 376 00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:59,204 - Your own client. - In the knee. 377 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:03,407 It simply won't be a big leap for a jury to think you'd happily plug your therapist. 378 00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:05,483 I know. I know. 379 00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:08,314 It's, uh- It's different this time. I... 380 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:11,821 shot a human being- a real human being. 381 00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:16,724 - The others weren't? - Well, two were criminals, and the other was, uh, homeless. 382 00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:18,819 But Sydney is real. 383 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:22,661 He pays taxes. He lives. He breathes. He's a Republican. 384 00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:27,100 We'rejust so desensitized to guns. 385 00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:30,971 I- You know, I don't like to admit this. 386 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:35,137 I laughed when I heard that the vice president mistook his friend for a bird. 387 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,738 I actually laughed. 388 00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:39,407 You were the only one. 389 00:23:40,952 --> 00:23:42,920 But to see it for real. 390 00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:50,457 I still can't shake the image of Sydney going down. 391 00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:54,665 I- I never thought I'd say this... 392 00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:58,827 but I can't bring myself to so much as look at a gun. 393 00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:02,163 - Denny. - The way he fell... 394 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,469 I thought he was dead, gone. 395 00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:06,544 Now I'm gone. 396 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:10,514 It's not over yet, Denny. 397 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:13,209 Alan, so help me God... 398 00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:17,721 if you ever catch me looking at a gun again- 399 00:24:44,249 --> 00:24:45,910 How we doing? 400 00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:53,152 - A list of everything you love about me. - That's my closing. 401 00:24:53,258 --> 00:24:57,194 What do I say? The police can legally require an I. D. 402 00:24:57,295 --> 00:24:59,195 He resisted arrest. 403 00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:02,027 Under the law, he's guilty. 404 00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:06,593 What am I supposed to do? Ask that the jury disregard the law? 405 00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:09,740 You need to have faith in them, Chelina. 406 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:13,641 You need to remember these are people of conscience, of compassion. 407 00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:16,509 You need to remember they're too stupid to get off jury duty. 408 00:25:16,615 --> 00:25:19,243 I am not that cynical. 409 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,182 I know you're not. 410 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,281 Shirley Schmidt. 411 00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:31,925 She assigned me to a case recently to close. 412 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:37,798 She felt I had a certain capacity to see the darkness in people's hearts. 413 00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:42,405 One of the reasons I wanted you on this case... 414 00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:45,499 among other reasons... 415 00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:51,310 I think you have a capacity to tap into what is fundamentally decent about people. 416 00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:58,049 I believe if you call on this jury to do what is right... 417 00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:01,091 morally right, if not legally... 418 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,198 they will follow. 419 00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:23,746 So, what pointers do you have specifically? 420 00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:26,112 - I have another date. - Same girl? 421 00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:28,651 Different. 422 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,846 The Few, The Proud, The Brave, lawyer package. 423 00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:34,187 I get dates all right, but I need you to tell me how to kiss. 424 00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:38,789 Okay. Um, first of all... 425 00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:41,695 the stick it in and swish it around thing. 426 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,769 It's not supposed to be like cleaning your toilet. 427 00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:48,202 - Nice. - There needs to be a certain... 428 00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:50,672 gentility about it. 429 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,709 I think you might be too aggressive. 430 00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:55,473 - Okay. - Also... 431 00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:59,141 what part of your tongue is making contact with hers? 432 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:01,150 What do you mean? 433 00:27:01,252 --> 00:27:05,313 - I mean, what-what part of your tongue is connecting with hers? - The tip. What else? 434 00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:06,583 - Ooh. - What? 435 00:27:06,691 --> 00:27:09,626 Well, um, this part here- That is the most sensitive. 436 00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:11,889 You don't taste food with the tip. 437 00:27:11,997 --> 00:27:15,296 And this part is the most sensual. 438 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,369 Well, how do people connect with that part without slobbering? 439 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:22,668 They just- Okay, could I please show you clinically? 440 00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:26,107 - What do you mean? - I mean, Brad, that I am a double black diamond kisser. 441 00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:29,203 And I'm also incredibly busy. So could I please just quickly show you? 442 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,145 - I guess. If- - Okay. 443 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:37,580 Okay. Okay, relax. 444 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:40,886 The tongue isn't supposed to get hard. I think that could be your problem. 445 00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:44,252 Okay. 446 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:51,268 Okay. Better. 447 00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:54,497 Um, definitely better. But tone down the swishing. 448 00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:58,736 And, um, I feel like you're blocking my tongue from going into your mouth. 449 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,902 - Yeah, I don't like that. - What? 450 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:05,813 - I don't like it when a woman's tongue goes in my mouth. - Um, Brad, that's the whole idea. 451 00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:09,944 - Yours and hers, and hers- - I just prefer that everything takes place in her mouth. 452 00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:11,955 - Why? - Because I do. 453 00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:16,517 Brad, this is why you are the worst kisser in the history of the planet. 454 00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:20,029 - So drop the Homeland Security, and let the girl's tongue in. - All right. 455 00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:22,725 Relax. Code yellow. 456 00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:37,075 - Wow. - Wow, definitely. No questions asked. Wow. 457 00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:38,911 Let's try it again. 458 00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:41,042 Mmm. 459 00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,885 Mmm. Mmm. 460 00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:48,185 Um- 461 00:28:48,293 --> 00:28:51,319 You're a- You're a really quick study. 462 00:28:51,429 --> 00:28:53,294 Wow. 463 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:57,959 - Uh, let's put it together. You and me. Me and you. - I, um- 464 00:28:58,069 --> 00:28:59,730 I don't think that- 465 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:03,207 Mmm! 466 00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:06,300 Whoa, whoa, whoa. This lesson does not include hands. 467 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,995 Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth... 468 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:28,588 - and nothing but the truth, so help you God? - Yes, I do. 469 00:29:30,368 --> 00:29:33,303 Good afternoon, Dr. Fields. Thank you forjoining us. 470 00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:35,668 I realize you've been through quite an ordeal. 471 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:38,834 Yes. And now you seek to put me through another. 472 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:40,604 Your Honor, Dr. Fields is hostile. 473 00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:42,475 Why wouldn't he be? He was shot. 474 00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:46,311 No. I mean as in hostile witness. Uh, permit me to lead. 475 00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:50,148 - Oh, go on then. - Dr. Fields, at the time of the incident... 476 00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:54,021 Mr. Crane was in the middle of a therapy session with you. 477 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,491 - Am I correct? - Denny Crane doesn't even believe in therapy. 478 00:29:56,594 --> 00:29:59,620 He comes out of boredom. He likes to hear himself talk. 479 00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:02,529 - Which is the cause of great frustration for you. - Yes. 480 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,625 'Cause when he's not endlessly repeating his name... 481 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:06,897 he's full of this self-serving blather. 482 00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:11,669 If I have to hear him go on one more time about mad cow- 483 00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:13,801 This time he was less boring. He pulled a gun. 484 00:30:13,912 --> 00:30:18,076 Yes. Well, the gun. The gun. If I had a nickel for every time he did that- 485 00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:22,347 - Wait. He's drawn a gun on you before? - Oh. Oh! Hell, yes. 486 00:30:22,453 --> 00:30:25,980 Any time he doesn't like what he hears, yes, it's Dirty Harry time. 487 00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:29,890 So you really didn't feel threatened when he produced a firearm this time then? 488 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:32,224 I felt threatened to the extent... 489 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:35,265 that this time it might just go off, the way he waves it around. 490 00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:38,733 Okay. But, Doctor, you produced a gun of your own, didn't you? 491 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,930 - Absolutely I did, yes. - Why? 492 00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:42,700 Because I just did. That's why. 493 00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:46,208 Okay? I was sick ofhis antics, and I told him so. 494 00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:48,871 You called him an empty sack, told him he led a meaningless life. 495 00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:51,676 You provoked him to pull his gun, didn't you? 496 00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:53,546 Maybe so. I don't know. Who cares? 497 00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:57,052 What is this poopycock? What kind of doctor are you? 498 00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:58,884 Your Honor, if I may proceed? 499 00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:01,254 Oh, go on then. 500 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:06,422 Dr. Fields, once Mr. Crane produced his weapon, you drew yours. 501 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:09,466 And you told him if he didn't shoot you, you'd shoot him. 502 00:31:09,567 --> 00:31:13,731 - Did you not say that, sir? - Obviously. You know that I did. 503 00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:16,568 You wanted him to shoot you so you wouldn't have to shoot yourself... 504 00:31:16,674 --> 00:31:20,872 and your family could collect the life insurance to pay for your son's Ivy League education. 505 00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:22,913 Well, it certainly sounds like you were there. 506 00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:24,777 You gave him to the count of three. 507 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,078 Shoot you by the count of three or you'd kill him. 508 00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:29,312 - That's right. Mm-hmm. - And you counted it off. 509 00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:31,718 - One, two- - And three. 510 00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:34,291 - Don't anybody leave this room. - What is this jibber-jabber? 511 00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:36,952 - Shut up! - That wouldn't be jibber-jabber, Your Honor. That's a gun. 512 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:39,996 Anybody leaves this room, and I will shoot Mr. Shore. 513 00:31:40,098 --> 00:31:43,295 - If I might object to that. - How did you get in with that? 514 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:46,996 My brother is a lawyer, and I came in the back door with his bar card. 515 00:31:47,105 --> 00:31:49,972 - I guess the question, Dr. Fields, is why? - Why? 516 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:54,272 Because all my life I sat in that chair. 517 00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:56,176 That's why. 518 00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:59,512 Listening to other people who had lives far more grander than mine... 519 00:31:59,617 --> 00:32:03,917 while I just sat tucked away in my office leading no life at all. 520 00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:07,685 Vicariously coaching other people, watching them get rich like this- 521 00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:09,623 this nutcase here! 522 00:32:09,727 --> 00:32:12,491 And I couldn't stand it anymore! 523 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,861 I did crack! I wasn't gonna just stand around... 524 00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:20,097 being some- some sort of impotent little spectator to my own life! 525 00:32:20,204 --> 00:32:23,264 And I'm sick of any society that- that... 526 00:32:23,374 --> 00:32:27,037 glamorizes the eccentrics and the psychopaths... 527 00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:30,672 and the belligerents when there's the meek and the wise- 528 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:34,684 - If I could get you to point that in any other dir- - Shut up! 529 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:38,779 You think you're the only one who likes to live big, Denny? You think that? 530 00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:42,451 You think that by paying me $600 an hour that that entitles you to belittle me? 531 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,051 - 600? - Shut up! 532 00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:47,324 You stand belittled now, Denny. 533 00:32:47,432 --> 00:32:50,731 Why don't I shoot your best friend here? Why not? I mean, he's your real therapist. 534 00:32:50,835 --> 00:32:53,895 He's the one you tell your secrets to! Why don't I just shoot him? 535 00:32:54,005 --> 00:32:58,669 - Please put the gun down. - I didn't shoot before, Denny, but I will this time. 536 00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:01,074 - I really will. - Sydney. 537 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:03,841 - I took you out once. Don't make me do it again. - With what? 538 00:33:03,948 --> 00:33:05,848 This! 539 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:16,351 You said you'd never so much as look at a gun again. 540 00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:18,429 I never said I wouldn't shoot one. 541 00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:36,409 I feel I should go with him. I'm as close as he actually has to family. 542 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:40,177 - Denny, you shot him twice. - Even so. Should we ask for a continuance? 543 00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:42,684 No. I want to make my argument to dismiss to the judge... 544 00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:44,721 while he's still in the throes of fear. 545 00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:47,518 I'm due in Division Three for closing arguments in the Pryor case. 546 00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:50,526 - Hopefully I'll be back within the hour. - I'll take over from here. 547 00:33:50,628 --> 00:33:53,062 Don't you dare. 548 00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:55,428 - And don't shoot anybody. - Oh, please. 549 00:33:59,337 --> 00:34:01,965 - Did they arrest Denny again? - Apparently not. 550 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:05,008 - It appears he saved everyone. - What about the underlying charges? 551 00:34:05,109 --> 00:34:07,577 As far as I know, they still stand. 552 00:34:11,282 --> 00:34:15,116 - Um, we need to talk. - We most certainly do. 553 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:17,414 It was a kissing demonstration. 554 00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:23,048 - We had sex. - I'm aware of that. 555 00:34:25,363 --> 00:34:27,957 - On the floor. - I am aware of that too. 556 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:30,000 Which brings me to, what now? 557 00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:33,264 Company inkwell, Brad. We work together. That's it. 558 00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:35,737 - We had sex. - Yes. 559 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,933 - Incredible sex. - Yes. 560 00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:40,476 And that's it? 561 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:43,274 Yes. 562 00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:58,793 Mr. Pryor refused to identification in defiance of the law. 563 00:34:58,896 --> 00:35:02,696 He then physically resisted arrest, which is a second crime. 564 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:07,066 And he wasn't targeted simply because he was black, by the way. 565 00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:10,937 He was questioned because he was a stranger to a particular neighborhood. 566 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:15,274 Now, did Officer Ralston come to that conclusion in part because he was African-American? 567 00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:18,007 Yes. He admitted that. 568 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:21,108 But where's the line between racial profiling and common sense? 569 00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:23,244 Race can be used as a criterion... 570 00:35:23,354 --> 00:35:26,551 as long as it's just one factor among others in estimating criminal suspicion. 571 00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:30,184 Common sense. When it comes to terrorism, for example... 572 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,854 of course we target people of Islamic or Arab descent. 573 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:36,229 We simply have to afford the police the discretion to say, "Hey. 574 00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:40,464 That person might be more likely to be engaging in certain criminal activity. " 575 00:35:40,571 --> 00:35:44,007 Now here the defendant was a stranger to this neighborhood. 576 00:35:44,108 --> 00:35:46,008 He was oddly staring at houses. 577 00:35:46,110 --> 00:35:50,547 Officer Ralston asked his name. The defendant refused to tell him... 578 00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:53,014 which in addition to being a crime, made him more suspicious. 579 00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:58,054 Then he got violent. We're here not because of Mr. Pryor's race... 580 00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:02,384 but because he broke the law. 581 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:07,556 I guess we don't have much of a problem targeting Islamics. 582 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:11,362 Especially not at the airport. 583 00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:15,530 That doesn't offend us because we all so want to feel safe. 584 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:20,577 But the thing is it's taken the stigma off of racial profiling. 585 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:23,112 The term no longer has a bad connotation. 586 00:36:23,214 --> 00:36:27,651 And thatjust makes it easier to profile other races, doesn't it? 587 00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:31,984 I mean, once you say it isn't an evil to discriminate... 588 00:36:32,089 --> 00:36:35,058 you make it slightly more permissible to discriminate. 589 00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:37,923 Next thing you know, you got police questioning African-Americans... 590 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,520 simply for looking at houses in white neighborhoods. 591 00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:44,795 We have a term in this country called D. W. B. 592 00:36:44,902 --> 00:36:46,870 "Driving While Black. " 593 00:36:46,971 --> 00:36:50,737 Innocent black motorists are pulled over every day in this country. 594 00:36:50,841 --> 00:36:52,741 It's a way of life. 595 00:36:52,843 --> 00:36:54,811 Well, guess what. 596 00:36:54,912 --> 00:36:57,380 People like Dennis Pryor have a choice. 597 00:36:57,481 --> 00:36:59,711 They can either rail against it... 598 00:36:59,817 --> 00:37:03,514 or they can just concede it's a way oflife... 599 00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:05,589 and things stay the same. 600 00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:09,956 Dennis Pryor decided to protest. 601 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,723 He decided to hear the words of Henry Thoreau... 602 00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:15,993 Susan B. Anthony, Martin Luther King Jr... 603 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:20,628 who all considered civil disobedience to be patriotic. 604 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:22,638 American. 605 00:37:23,874 --> 00:37:25,842 You need to go back to that room... 606 00:37:25,943 --> 00:37:29,379 and hear the dream of Dr. King... 607 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:33,416 where children grow up to be judged not by the color of their skin. 608 00:37:33,517 --> 00:37:37,476 My client was judged by the color of his skin. 609 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:41,957 That cannot be acceptable to a country that prides itself on human rights. 610 00:37:42,059 --> 00:37:46,291 That cannot be acceptable to the 12 of you. 611 00:37:54,472 --> 00:37:57,236 I don't dispute that Mr. Crane's life was in danger... 612 00:37:57,341 --> 00:38:01,277 but he created the dangerous situation when he first pulled the gun on Dr. Fields. 613 00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:03,472 Oh, please. Did I create it in this courtroom? 614 00:38:03,581 --> 00:38:06,141 To an extent, yes. We wouldn't have all been standing here... 615 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:08,514 had you not pulled that gun back in the doctor's office. 616 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,985 Your Honor, I saved this man's life, probably yours... 617 00:38:11,088 --> 00:38:15,787 and he's in here waving around his poopycock with his mumbo jumbo jibber-jabber- 618 00:38:15,893 --> 00:38:19,226 At a minimum, the charges of carrying a concealed weapon should be considered. 619 00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:22,493 National security. Dr. Fields is a terrorist. 620 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,797 He terrorized this courtroom. He's a Democrat. 621 00:38:25,903 --> 00:38:28,565 I've had enough of all this. Mr. Crane... 622 00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:31,699 you had no excuse to be carrying a gun. 623 00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:33,868 Second Amendment. Founding fathers. You probably knew them. 624 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:36,310 Jibber-jabber. 625 00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:41,147 But here you did use the gun to save lives, quite possibly my own. 626 00:38:41,252 --> 00:38:44,415 I'm going to let you off this time... 627 00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:46,046 with just a stern warning. 628 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,215 Thank you. 629 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,850 I haven't given it yet! 630 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,087 Mr. Crane... 631 00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:56,930 I warn you not to do... 632 00:38:58,369 --> 00:39:00,337 this again. 633 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,330 Not guilty. Adjourned. 634 00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:08,074 - Well, seems you didn't need me after all. - Ennyday Anecray. 635 00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:18,854 Mr. Foreman, has thejury reached a unanimous verdict? 636 00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:21,686 - We have, Your Honor. - What say you? 637 00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:24,056 In the matter of the Commonwealth versus Dennis Pryor... 638 00:39:24,161 --> 00:39:26,061 on the charge of disorderly conduct... 639 00:39:26,163 --> 00:39:28,290 we find the defendant not guilty. 640 00:39:28,399 --> 00:39:31,527 On the charge of unlawfully resisting arrest... 641 00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:33,796 we find the defendant not guilty. 642 00:39:33,904 --> 00:39:35,428 Ladies and gentlemen of thejury- 643 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:38,064 - I won? - You won. 644 00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:42,043 - No probation or anything? - You won, Dennis. You are free to go. 645 00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:44,774 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 646 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:48,477 - And thank you. - I hope you get to live in that beautiful house one day. 647 00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:50,486 Pick a better neighborhood. 648 00:39:50,588 --> 00:39:53,386 I will. Thank you. I will. 649 00:40:00,197 --> 00:40:02,165 Bye. 650 00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:12,509 Bye. 651 00:40:28,292 --> 00:40:30,351 Ah, still at large. 652 00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:34,297 And don't think I take it for granted. 653 00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:38,301 Canada, Japan, England- 654 00:40:38,402 --> 00:40:42,202 Any number of those pinko countries, I'd be in jail for shooting somebody. 655 00:40:42,306 --> 00:40:45,503 - God bless America. - I had sex with her. 656 00:40:47,378 --> 00:40:49,346 With whom? 657 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,041 Kate Smith, before she put on the weight. 658 00:40:52,149 --> 00:40:56,347 From the mountains to her prairies, she is one hell of a ride. 659 00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:00,590 So, Denny, what happened? 660 00:41:00,691 --> 00:41:02,625 Your love affair with guns back on? 661 00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:06,457 Alan, lives were saved because I was armed. 662 00:41:06,564 --> 00:41:10,330 We all should be armed. Every citizen should have one strapped to his waist. 663 00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:12,527 Hell, the criminals all have them. 664 00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:16,197 The answer isn't less guns. It's more. 665 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:19,242 I'm surprised you didn't think of it sooner. 666 00:41:19,343 --> 00:41:21,243 Mad cow. 667 00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:24,746 So... 668 00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:27,044 how was it with Ch-Chelina? 669 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:29,711 Incredible pheromones. 670 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:33,187 - Mmm. - Had I been a moth, we'd have mated and died by now. 671 00:41:33,290 --> 00:41:36,487 Oh. And then, of course, there's Melissa. 672 00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:38,721 I don't know what to make of her. 673 00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:41,127 It's good to have choices. 674 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:46,334 Thought it was funny to finally meet your therapist. 675 00:41:47,705 --> 00:41:50,037 A man never introduces his wife to his mistress. 676 00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:52,108 That's a shame. 677 00:41:52,209 --> 00:41:54,871 Makes for a hell of a party. 678 00:41:56,981 --> 00:41:59,973 So, do you think it's a sign of Alzheimer's... 679 00:42:00,084 --> 00:42:02,450 if you can't remember how many people you shot? 680 00:42:02,553 --> 00:42:05,579 As long as you can remember who. 681 00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:07,680 Hmm. Hmm. 682 00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:09,759 Hmm. 683 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:51,633 You stinker!