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Previously on Boston legal

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Shirley kissed me.
She still loves me.

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I'm seeing someone
who's dying of lung cancer.

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I can't keep going.

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"Hands" Espenson,

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banking and finance genius,
only don't call him "Hands."

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I've been working very hard
to deal with my Asperger's syndrome.

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It's called "friends with benefits."

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I have never had
that kind of friend before.

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- Alan, Marlene Stanger.
- A pleasure, Ms. Stanger.

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We're going to make love.

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We're going to get this
out of our system,

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and then we will move on.

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You want to marry me?

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God!

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Oh, god, please, no!

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I'm in control.
Deep breaths.

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You're in control.

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License and registration, please.

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Mr. Espenson, you were driving
in the carpool lane.

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That lane's reserved for vehicles
with two or more passengers.

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Sir, that is not a person
in your passenger seat.

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I'm sorry.
I'll pay the ticket.

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Okay, I'm also going to have
to impound the doll.

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- What?
- I'm afraid that's the law, sir.

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You can't have her.

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Sir, please sit back in the vehicle.

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No, you can't take her!
She's done nothing wrong!

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It was all me, my fault!

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Sir, please get back in the vehicle.

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No!

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No, no, no!

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All right! Take it easy!

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All right, hold him.

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No!

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We're developing pictures.

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We're photography buffs.

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Yes, and I hate to interrupt your buffing,

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but there's an emergency.

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Jerry Espenson is in jail.
Last night he tackled a police officer.

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What?

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He's totally flipped out.

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If you like to watch,
I'm okay with that.

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All right, Denny.

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Um, have you got a sec?

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Yeah, sure. What's up?

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Uh, well, the good news is
I'm getting married...

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- to Daniel Post.
- Wow.

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Denise... / Thanks.

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- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

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- Denise...
- Thank you.

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Thank you, Denny.

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Denny! Denny!

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Denny...

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Denny! / Denny!

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The bad news is Daniel got arrested,

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and I was hoping that
you could defend him.

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What did he do?

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Well, it seems he went out
and bought himself, um...

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a lung.

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Boston Legal
3x01 Can't We All Get a Lung?

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ORIGINAL AIR DATE ON ABC: 2006/09/19

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It's not that complicated.

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I met this guy Tom
at my oncologist's office.

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He's got a brainstem tumor.
It's inoperable.

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So he had cancer, I had cancer,
and we, we become friends.

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As you know, I lost a lung.
Coincidentally, Tom has two.

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And even more of a coincidence,
our tissues match.

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Gee, what do you know?

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Now I'm not gonna need a lung
for a couple years,

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but, you know, hey, why put off for tomorrow
what you can transplant today?

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And as it turns out, I have all
this extra money lying around,

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so I thought I'd help
Tom's daughter with college.

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Wow. And these idiot prosecutors
thought you were buying a lung.

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By the way, you see the ring?

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Holy!

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Denise.

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Marlene.

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- I hear you're getting married.
- I am.

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Congratulations

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It must be a relief to have
some financial security.

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Does buzz know?

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- Buzz?
- Buzz lightyear.
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Isn't that the nickname for
the Ken Doll with benefits?

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Marlene, I'm finding it extremely
difficult not to assault you right now.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
Am I being too familiar?

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I thought we were girlfriends.

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I was hoping the relationship
wouldn't change

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when I made partner and you didn't,
but I guess it has.

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Oh, well.

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Brad, did you hear?
Denise is getting married.

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Really?

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I, I was going to tell you.

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Sometimes it's easier to hear it
from a third party.

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That could have hit me.

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Alan, I know I was wrong
to drive in the carpool lane.

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I stand ready to pay the fine,
but they have no right to take that...

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Okay, Jerry.

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I want you to take
a big, deep breath.

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Oh, god. They're probably
violating her as we speak.

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By "her" you mean the doll?

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Some men do despicable things to them.

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Some men get them specifically for...
sexual purposes.

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You can't mean that.

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The blow-up dolls advertised
with the lifelike genitalia?

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Men get them for sexual purposes?

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- You're making fun of me.
- No, Jerry.

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This doll is a virgin.

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Now the police have her.

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You've got to get her back!
That officer was groping her!

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That's why I had to take action.

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Jerry, I will help you,
but you're talking about a doll.

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But I can talk to her.

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As inanimate as she may be,
I feel safe with her.

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I can talk...
about things.

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Okay.

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But, Jerry, could we perhaps
get another doll?

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No!

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As much as I know that she's not real,

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she's real to me.

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You need to help, Alan.

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She's real to me.

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I got a second and third opinion,
and they all say it's inoperable.

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I've been through
the whole stages of death thing.

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I cried, I begged,
I threw stuff.

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I made it to acceptance.

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And now you seem to have made it
to the final stage, profiteering.

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These nonterminals
have no sense of humor.

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My daughter, she wants me
to fight the cancer,

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but the thing is, if I do
the chemo and the radiation,

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the most I may buy is three
or four really nasty months.

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I don't want that.

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Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna plead not guilty

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and go with your story that this is
just two friends helping each other out.

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- Great.
- Except that's probably not gonna work,

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so we'll also need to file a motion
to dismiss on Constitutional grounds.

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And then hope that
in the Constitution somewhere

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it says it's okay to sell your body
parts to the highest bidder.

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All right, you wanna marry some
guy, a criminal no less, that's fine,

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- but to lie to me?
- Don't yell at me!

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- I did not lie to you.
- Yes, you did.

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Denise, we're sleeping together,
and you're engaged.

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- Stop yelling at me!
- Don't you think that I deserve some...

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- It just happened.
- Oh, it just happened,

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you just happened to get engaged?

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- Yeah, you know what? Get out!
- So this is the modern-day woman, huh?

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She has her friends with benefits
and collects her marriage
proposals on the side?

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- Get out!
- You really have it all, don't you?

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Yeah, yeah, I really have it all.

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I'm in love with a man who is dying.
Lucky, lucky me.

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You son of a bitch.

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Why didn't you just tell me
that you were seeing him?

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Because he was in Switzerland
getting an experimental treatment,

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and I didn't think
he was coming back.

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I'm sorry that I love him.

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I don't want to love him,

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but I do.

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I've got to get him help.

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My god, if you saw the way
he hugged her.

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Is she cute?

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Denny, it's a doll.

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Oh, come on. Don't tell me you've
never gone to town on a doll.

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No, as a matter of fact.

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Have you?

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Denny... / Well, not just any doll.
I'm, I'm not, uh...

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- uh, what's the word?
- Peculiar.

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But I suppose I've been with...

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a special doll.

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Would I like her?

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Do you want to meet her?

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She's in the closet.

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- Denny, I've been in that closet.
- Not this closet.

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I'm the only one with the key
to this closet.

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Alan Shore, meet Shirley Schmidtho.

187
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Oh, my god.

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This little ho knows how
to please, let me tell you.

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You had this custom-made.

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Here's the thing
about rich people, Alan.

191
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We get whatever we want.

192
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Shirley Schmidtho.

193
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All rise.
Judge Clark Brown presiding.

194
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- Oh, dear.
- Problem?

195
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Judge Brown, I'm not his favorite.

196
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Be seated.

197
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Ms. Schmidt...

198
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I have before me your motion to dismiss
on Constitutional grounds.

199
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Denied.

200
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You better take this.

201
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Your honor, I would ask that you would
reconsider the defense's motion.

202
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I will not.

203
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He wanted to purchase a lung,
and he wanted to sell a lung.

204
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Horrible, horrible
and shocking!

205
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In the interest of fairness, your honor,
it's imperative that you...

206
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No, I'm ruling on your papers.

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The law as it stands is Constitutional,

208
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and my decision stands firm.

209
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I am not one of your
activist judges, Ms. Bauer.

210
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I follow the law as it is written,

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a practice that makes
neither nansy nor pansy.

212
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We will proceed.

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I spoke with a few psychologists.

214
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And while they can appreciate
how a person with Asperger's

215
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might find comfort
in an imaginary soul mate...

216
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You're choosing your words carefully.

217
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Why are you talking this way?

218
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When you talk to me like that,
I do not hear your words.

219
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I only hear the pitter-patter of somebody
tiptoeing lightly around a crazy person.

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I know she's not real.
I'm not delusional. I just...

221
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I spent a lot of money on it.
That's all.

222
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Jerry, that isn't truthful.

223
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You may not be having sex with it,
but you've completely individualized it.

224
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You call it "her."
You treat her as a loved one.

225
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You've just described every man's
relationship with his car.

226
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The psychologists tell me as understandable
as your attraction may be,

227
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it isn't healthy.

228
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Have you ever been with
a real woman, sexually?

229
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I think you know the answer
to that question, Alan.

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There was a time years ago
when I had some...

231
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difficulty of a certain stripe.

232
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I was referred to a sex therapist,
a surrogate, in fact.

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- I'd like you to meet with her.
- That's disgusting!

234
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It is not disgusting.
What's more, she helped me enormously.

235
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I believe she could help you.

236
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For god's sake, Jerry,

237
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you're smart enough to realize your disability
with intimacy is profound here.

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You need to get help

239
00:12:54,212 --> 00:12:56,369
I was accepted to Penn this spring.

240
00:12:56,369 --> 00:13:00,322
I knew it was out of our price range,
so I contacted the financial aid office.

241
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,340
Did you qualify for financial assistance?

242
00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:03,836
I didn't need to.

243
00:13:03,836 --> 00:13:06,892
My tuition was paid,
all four years in full.

244
00:13:06,892 --> 00:13:08,348
Who paid your tuition, Megan?

245
00:13:08,348 --> 00:13:11,736
It took some digging, but I eventually
learned that it was Daniel Post.

246
00:13:11,736 --> 00:13:15,613
I asked my father who Daniel Post was
and if he knew anything about it.

247
00:13:15,613 --> 00:13:19,597
He said I should be grateful
and to keep it between us.

248
00:13:19,597 --> 00:13:21,456
Then I found the test.

249
00:13:21,456 --> 00:13:23,690
Commonwealth exhibit A.

250
00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:26,787
- Was this the test you discovered?
- Yes, in my dad's desk.

251
00:13:26,787 --> 00:13:30,102
It's a comparison study
between my father and Mr. Post.

252
00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:32,601
They're a perfect match for each other.

253
00:13:32,601 --> 00:13:37,898
Megan, why are you here
testifying against your father?

254
00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:41,111
My mother died when I was 6.

255
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:46,339
My dad is my whole family.

256
00:13:47,004 --> 00:13:50,452
You have to at least try.

257
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:56,172
Megan, it's clear that you love
your father very, very much,

258
00:13:56,172 --> 00:14:00,151
and he has a tumor in his brain
that cannot be removed.

259
00:14:00,151 --> 00:14:03,589
And there's no getting
around that, is there?

260
00:14:03,589 --> 00:14:04,475
No.
³×

261
00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:06,976
But there's no real evidence

262
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:11,321
that Daniel Post paid your tuition
in exchange for one of your father's lungs.

263
00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:15,168
There's no contract between them.
Nothing's signed. No receipt.

264
00:14:15,168 --> 00:14:19,995
There's no real proof of a connection
between the two of them, correct?

265
00:14:19,995 --> 00:14:23,848
So they just got typed
and matched for the hell of it?

266
00:14:23,848 --> 00:14:29,016
Megan, your father still has
both of his lungs.

267
00:14:29,016 --> 00:14:36,057
Isn't it possible that Daniel Post
paid your tuition to be nice?

268
00:14:36,263 --> 00:14:41,865
Because he could,
for the daughter of a friend.

269
00:14:56,927 --> 00:14:59,189
Joanna.
My name is Alan Shore.

270
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:02,430
- I'm not sure if you remember me.
- Yes.

271
00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:03,887
How are you, Alan?

272
00:15:03,887 --> 00:15:09,384
I have a matter of great urgency.
I wonder if I could speak with you.

273
00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:13,230
And I'm just afraid
the more isolated he becomes...

274
00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:17,876
I mean, I would imagine men
who bond with dolls,

275
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:21,975
some kind of intervention has
to take place here.

276
00:15:21,975 --> 00:15:23,755
Alan, I'm retired.

277
00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:25,245
I've remarried,

278
00:15:25,245 --> 00:15:29,089
and my husband has problems
with his wife being a sexual surrogate.

279
00:15:29,089 --> 00:15:30,229
You've retired?

280
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,441
But I can refer you
to several other therapists.

281
00:15:32,441 --> 00:15:35,131
Without even meeting these women,

282
00:15:35,131 --> 00:15:37,613
I know they simply cannot be you.

283
00:15:37,613 --> 00:15:39,483
Well, I suppose I'm flattered.

284
00:15:39,483 --> 00:15:42,289
I mean to connote despair,
not flattery.

285
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:48,260
My friend is extremely disenfrahised,
both sexually and emotionally,

286
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:50,124
and time is running out.
He's in his 40s.

287
00:15:50,124 --> 00:15:52,035
His best friend is a doll.

288
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:56,418
Could you please come out of
retirement for just one case?

289
00:15:56,418 --> 00:15:58,627
I beg you.

290
00:16:02,641 --> 00:16:04,422
I don't want to be alone with her.

291
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,870
Can't I do this over the computer?

292
00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:09,087
No, Jerry, you have to be
in the same room.

293
00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:12,163
I'm not comfortable.
I don't want to be alone with her.

294
00:16:12,163 --> 00:16:14,969
And don't go rushing off to court
trying to get some kind of order.

295
00:16:14,969 --> 00:16:17,315
You can't make me, Alan!

296
00:16:17,315 --> 00:16:19,781
Would it help if Patty went with you?

297
00:16:19,781 --> 00:16:22,231
That'll just make me look
more like a freak.

298
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,241
No, it won't.

299
00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:24,679
How about we both join you,

300
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:28,636
Patty and I, just for
the initial consultation?

301
00:16:29,544 --> 00:16:32,516
11:30 sounds perfect.
Thank you, Joanna.

302
00:16:32,516 --> 00:16:35,102
You have no idea how grateful I am.

303
00:16:35,102 --> 00:16:36,525
We'll see you then.

304
00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:39,353
You missed your 10 o'clock.

305
00:16:39,353 --> 00:16:41,107
Um, something came up.

306
00:16:41,107 --> 00:16:45,274
Something was supposed to come up
in the closet at 10 o'clock.

307
00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:50,469
I've got a few minutes now if you'd like
to go somewhere and grab a bite.

308
00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:53,103
I'm leaving for New York.

309
00:16:53,103 --> 00:16:54,411
- Now?
- Friday.

310
00:16:54,411 --> 00:16:56,471
I'm transferring
to the New York office.

311
00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:57,792
What?

312
00:16:57,792 --> 00:17:00,358
Why? / I don't feel I'm doing
my best work here.

313
00:17:00,358 --> 00:17:03,043
I assure you, Marlene, you are.

314
00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:05,153
I'll miss you.

315
00:17:05,153 --> 00:17:07,059
Huh? That's it?

316
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,966
You'll miss me?

317
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,342
Dear...

318
00:17:13,514 --> 00:17:16,494
Mr. Post, who is Eugene Volokh?

319
00:17:16,692 --> 00:17:19,139
Eugene is a security guard
at my office building.

320
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:22,448
Why did you write him
a check for $50,000?

321
00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:25,781
Eugene's son is autistic.
He has to go to a special school.

322
00:17:25,781 --> 00:17:28,915
So you just gave him the money?

323
00:17:29,362 --> 00:17:31,889
So in addition to Katrina relief,

324
00:17:31,889 --> 00:17:35,043
the children's hospital of Boston
and a dozen other charities,

325
00:17:35,043 --> 00:17:39,022
you just give money to people
that you meet?

326
00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:46,276
Have you ever asked any of the people
that you've helped for something in return?

327
00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:49,752
No. / Not even say, um...

328
00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:51,359
a body part?

329
00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:52,857
Not a one.

330
00:17:52,857 --> 00:17:55,430
Uh, Mr. Post, how did you get
to court this morning?

331
00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:57,569
- Car.
- You drove?

332
00:17:57,569 --> 00:17:59,476
- I was driven.
- You have a car and driver?

333
00:17:59,476 --> 00:18:01,118
Let's just stipulate
I'm a rich guy, right?

334
00:18:01,118 --> 00:18:03,412
Rich guy play by different
rules, don't they?

335
00:18:03,412 --> 00:18:05,546
The same rules,
just I have more toys.

336
00:18:05,546 --> 00:18:07,246
You did hear that
I share mine, right?

337
00:18:07,246 --> 00:18:11,254
I did. You're obviously a generous man
and a lucky one.

338
00:18:11,254 --> 00:18:12,808
Except for the whole cancer thing.

339
00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:15,617
Well, but you got the best treatment
money could buy, right?

340
00:18:15,617 --> 00:18:18,684
And then you got yourself into the most
promising drug trial in this country, right?

341
00:18:18,684 --> 00:18:20,170
Along with about 2,000 other people.

342
00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:24,417
You were sued for manipulating
that study to your benefit.

343
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:28,238
- Uh, the suit went away.
- Because the plaintiff died,

344
00:18:28,238 --> 00:18:31,888
but not before you tried to buy your way
out of the inconvenience of a trial.

345
00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:33,548
And when the study here
at home didn't work,

346
00:18:33,548 --> 00:18:36,346
you just got yourself into
another one in Switzerland, didn't you?

347
00:18:36,346 --> 00:18:39,010
I mean, a man like you, used to
controlling everything in your world...

348
00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,527
- Objection!
- Sustained.

349
00:18:40,527 --> 00:18:42,929
I'm just saying, Mr. Post,
you've got deep pockets,

350
00:18:42,929 --> 00:18:45,582
and you're able to use them
to get what you want.

351
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:49,915
And the one lung that you have left,
it's not gonna last forever, is it?

352
00:18:49,915 --> 00:18:53,524
And every time you have
to stop on the street,
and you feel that tightness in your chest,

353
00:18:53,524 --> 00:18:55,428
it reminds you of how vulnerable
you are, doesn't it?

354
00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:56,557
Objection!

355
00:18:56,557 --> 00:19:00,428
Your honor, this trial shouldn't be
about who offered what to whom.

356
00:19:00,428 --> 00:19:03,898
It should be about whether or not
our government has the right to control

357
00:19:03,898 --> 00:19:07,827
what we can and cannot do
with our own bodies...

358
00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:11,567
What you should be able to do
to save your own life.

359
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,023
- Your honor!
- Disregard her.

360
00:19:13,023 --> 00:19:14,644
Judge Brown doesn't want
to hear about these issues,

361
00:19:14,644 --> 00:19:16,270
because they cut a little
too close to the bone.

362
00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:17,904
You see, I did some research,

363
00:19:17,904 --> 00:19:22,463
and it seems judge Brown
is himself a survivor of colon cancer.

364
00:19:22,463 --> 00:19:24,133
But his is treatable.

365
00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:26,715
He could throw a couple of
radioactive seeds in the back door,

366
00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:29,226
and then you don't have to
face the hard truth

367
00:19:29,226 --> 00:19:34,700
about what you would be
willing to do if you were dying.

368
00:19:45,028 --> 00:19:49,048
You know, Jerry, Alan is
very concerned about you.

369
00:19:49,048 --> 00:19:54,188
He thinks your social isolation
is rather extreme.

370
00:19:54,188 --> 00:19:57,043
But the good news is,

371
00:19:57,043 --> 00:19:58,929
it's not.

372
00:19:58,929 --> 00:20:03,259
Many men your age are living alone
these days without partners.

373
00:20:03,259 --> 00:20:05,628
It's become all too common, in fact,

374
00:20:05,628 --> 00:20:10,083
and I've treated many like you,
who prefer dolls.

375
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:14,596
Mainly they're motivated
by a desire to avoid rejection,

376
00:20:14,596 --> 00:20:16,684
which, when you think about it,

377
00:20:16,684 --> 00:20:22,396
every man fears rejection
from women on some level.

378
00:20:23,694 --> 00:20:26,133
Thank you.

379
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:34,624
Do you lie in your bed
next to Patricia?

380
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:37,641
- I do not have sex with her.
- Oh, I believe you.

381
00:20:37,641 --> 00:20:39,051
I believe you.

382
00:20:39,051 --> 00:20:42,810
Because what you're looking for
isn't sex so much

383
00:20:42,810 --> 00:20:47,696
as intimacy in a relationship.

384
00:20:49,734 --> 00:20:54,984
Jerry, I want to have another session
when you and I just lie together.

385
00:20:54,984 --> 00:20:59,411
No sexual touching.
We just lie next to each other.

386
00:20:59,411 --> 00:21:00,539
Oh, I don't know.

387
00:21:00,539 --> 00:21:05,360
It won't be about sex,
but body awareness...

388
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:08,922
and relaxation.

389
00:21:09,525 --> 00:21:13,611
- Naked?
- Yes.

390
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,021
I wouldn't want you there for that.

391
00:21:21,021 --> 00:21:22,868
Understood.

392
00:21:30,744 --> 00:21:33,527
That didn't go very well.

393
00:21:33,527 --> 00:21:35,561
No, it didn't.

394
00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:43,315
- Are you okay?
- Mm, fine.

395
00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:46,540
A penny for your thoughts?

396
00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:51,054
My thoughts are not for sale,
unlike the rest of...

397
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,348
Ouch.

398
00:21:54,348 --> 00:21:56,405
Yeah.
³×

399
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:04,570
My father didn't have a lot to leave
when he died,

400
00:22:04,570 --> 00:22:08,122
but he actually executed
something called an ethical will.

401
00:22:08,122 --> 00:22:11,022
- Have you heard of them?
- I've drafted them.

402
00:22:11,022 --> 00:22:16,324
He believed that a person's final legacy
shouldn't be so much about his money

403
00:22:16,324 --> 00:22:22,588
as about his character, his values.

404
00:22:23,065 --> 00:22:27,135
Sometimes I wonder what
Daniel's legacy is going to be.

405
00:22:27,135 --> 00:22:29,825
Why don't you ask him?

406
00:22:30,047 --> 00:22:33,853
He'd say that legacies are for dead people,
and he doesn't want to be dead.

407
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:37,192
I guess that's the only answer
he can live with.

408
00:22:37,192 --> 00:22:41,192
The question is, can you?

409
00:23:04,778 --> 00:23:07,020
How are you feeling?

410
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:09,953
Fine, thank you.

411
00:23:11,710 --> 00:23:14,306
Before I get into bed,

412
00:23:14,306 --> 00:23:20,733
I'd like to take off my robe,
and I just want you to look at me.

413
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,931
Do you think you can do that?

414
00:23:22,931 --> 00:23:25,698
I'll try.

415
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,502
Could you look at me, Jerry?

416
00:23:44,019 --> 00:23:50,188
See, there's nothing terribly foreign
about the female body, Jerry.

417
00:23:51,019 --> 00:23:55,652
I'm going to climb in
with you now, okay?

418
00:23:57,498 --> 00:23:59,753
Okay.
³×

419
00:24:11,545 --> 00:24:15,925
- How are you feeling?
- I'm afraid.

420
00:24:15,925 --> 00:24:19,142
Would you like me to hold you?

421
00:24:24,092 --> 00:24:26,226
Okay.
³×

422
00:24:44,173 --> 00:24:45,000
Freeze!

423
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,041
Oh, no, no, no!
You can't be in here!

424
00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:48,229
- No, no, no!
- All right, come on, buddy.

425
00:24:48,229 --> 00:24:49,526
- What are you doing?
- No, no, no!

426
00:24:49,526 --> 00:24:52,980
- You can't just barge in here!
- Cuff her. Let's go.

427
00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:55,325
- Let go of them!
- Just one moment, please!

428
00:24:55,325 --> 00:24:57,232
Oh, my god.
God, no!

429
00:25:03,510 --> 00:25:04,917
I am looking for him.

430
00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:09,348
As soon as I find him, I will
get him down to the station. I...

431
00:25:09,348 --> 00:25:12,301
I hear you, Jerry.

432
00:25:13,606 --> 00:25:15,448
Alan!

433
00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:20,284
Oh, come on!

434
00:25:23,102 --> 00:25:24,182
Alan!

435
00:25:27,531 --> 00:25:29,118
What?

436
00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:38,091
You can't blame Daniel Post
for wanting to live.

437
00:25:38,091 --> 00:25:40,417
What's the harm, he asked?

438
00:25:40,417 --> 00:25:44,059
We have many individual liberties
that are dearly cherished in this country.

439
00:25:44,059 --> 00:25:45,586
Equally cherished is the notion

440
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:48,603
that our law-making bodies
seek to protect the public good.

441
00:25:48,603 --> 00:25:53,238
As a result, we don't have carte blanche
to do whatever we please with our bodies.

442
00:25:53,238 --> 00:25:56,803
Well, Daniel Post decided
that he was above the law.

443
00:25:56,803 --> 00:26:01,444
He figures he doesn't have to play by
the same rules that apply to you and me.

444
00:26:01,444 --> 00:26:03,885
So where's the harm?

445
00:26:03,885 --> 00:26:07,706
And it's not just a matter of anarchy
or the sanctity of the law.

446
00:26:07,706 --> 00:26:11,074
Hundreds of thousands of people
donate their organs every year

447
00:26:11,074 --> 00:26:12,785
so that others might live,

448
00:26:12,785 --> 00:26:16,086
and they count on the system
of distribution to be fair.

449
00:26:16,086 --> 00:26:19,410
If it's not, those organ donations
could stop

450
00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:23,949
or most certainly decline,
and people die.

451
00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:27,226
And that's a harm
he doesn't care about.

452
00:26:27,226 --> 00:26:32,526
I'm hoping that the 12 of you do.

453
00:26:32,526 --> 00:26:34,678
I have a nephew.
He's in college.

454
00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:36,313
During his semester break,

455
00:26:36,313 --> 00:26:41,339
he offered himself as a subject for
medical research in exchange for money.

456
00:26:41,339 --> 00:26:42,901
This is legal.

457
00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:46,403
The woman who lives down the block
from me had her eggs harvested

458
00:26:46,403 --> 00:26:49,197
so that another woman could have a baby.

459
00:26:49,197 --> 00:26:51,001
She did this in exchange for money.

460
00:26:51,001 --> 00:26:52,472
This is legal.

461
00:26:52,472 --> 00:26:57,094
People can sell their hair,
their blood, their sperm.

462
00:26:57,094 --> 00:26:58,643
Legal.

463
00:26:58,643 --> 00:27:02,424
Our nation already embraces the notion

464
00:27:02,424 --> 00:27:05,571
that we have the right
to sell parts of ourselves,

465
00:27:05,571 --> 00:27:10,806
that we are free to make these
kinds of decisions about our own bodies.

466
00:27:10,806 --> 00:27:14,165
Well, sort of.
Certain parts, we have no rights.

467
00:27:14,165 --> 00:27:16,297
But the truth is,

468
00:27:16,297 --> 00:27:19,284
organ sales are happening anyway.

469
00:27:19,284 --> 00:27:21,276
Would, would you like a kidney?

470
00:27:21,276 --> 00:27:24,951
I can get you one in Brazil
for as low as $3,000,

471
00:27:24,951 --> 00:27:27,035
in the Philippines for $1,800.

472
00:27:27,035 --> 00:27:29,912
I can get you an achilles tendon
in South Korea

473
00:27:29,912 --> 00:27:34,200
for anywhere between
$200 and $1,200 dollars.

474
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,559
Why does this black market exist?

475
00:27:36,559 --> 00:27:42,098
Because our current system of organ
donation is woefully failing us.

476
00:27:42,098 --> 00:27:44,830
Sure, you can put your name on a list,

477
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:49,359
along with 92,000 people who are
left on the list each year.

478
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:53,546
In the meantime, anyone who can
circumvent that list is doing so.

479
00:27:53,546 --> 00:27:55,840
Families and friends donate directly.

480
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,541
Police and firefighters
have an informal network

481
00:27:59,541 --> 00:28:03,208
where they donate
their organs to each other.

482
00:28:03,208 --> 00:28:05,486
And, and for a stiff monthly fee,

483
00:28:05,486 --> 00:28:11,035
any patient can subscribe
to a donor-matching web site.

484
00:28:11,035 --> 00:28:15,437
And Daniel Post found Tom Raulston.

485
00:28:15,437 --> 00:28:18,570
The Washington DC circuit court
previously found

486
00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:23,817
we have a Constitutional right
to save ourselves.

487
00:28:24,225 --> 00:28:28,037
That's all Daniel Post
was trying to do.

488
00:28:51,026 --> 00:28:53,178
Jerry, I am so, so sorry.

489
00:28:53,178 --> 00:28:55,569
I feel completely responsible,
and I will make this go away.

490
00:28:55,569 --> 00:28:58,309
- I give you my absolute word.
- What happened?

491
00:28:58,309 --> 00:29:00,739
It seems the awful Mr. Ginsberg,

492
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:04,489
our politically ambitious
zealot of a prosecutor,

493
00:29:04,489 --> 00:29:07,966
has begun a citywide crackdown
on a broad assortment on

494
00:29:07,966 --> 00:29:10,682
what he considers
immoral sexual activity,

495
00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:13,353
and somehow you and Joanna
got caught up in it.

496
00:29:13,353 --> 00:29:16,061
But I promise you, Jerry,
this will not stand.

497
00:29:16,061 --> 00:29:18,180
It's prostitution,
pure and simple.

498
00:29:18,180 --> 00:29:20,490
Not prostitution,
it was treatment.

499
00:29:20,490 --> 00:29:24,206
What's more, they didn't even
engage in any sexual activity.

500
00:29:24,206 --> 00:29:25,352
Because they didn't have time.

501
00:29:25,352 --> 00:29:27,219
You bumptious moron!

502
00:29:27,219 --> 00:29:29,807
Your honor, the depravity
of this society

503
00:29:29,807 --> 00:29:32,829
when it comes to sex
has become epidemic.

504
00:29:32,829 --> 00:29:36,147
Somebody has to be a guardian
of decency and...

505
00:29:36,147 --> 00:29:40,458
This depraved society for which you've
anointed yourself decency guardian

506
00:29:40,458 --> 00:29:43,920
spends billions of dollars
on sexual dysfunction.

507
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,435
You can't turn on a cartoon today

508
00:29:46,435 --> 00:29:49,249
without seeing an ad
for erectile dysfunction.

509
00:29:49,249 --> 00:29:51,777
It's one of the fastest-growing
industries in our country,

510
00:29:51,777 --> 00:29:53,866
better sex through chemicals.

511
00:29:53,866 --> 00:29:55,510
I'm not sure I see your point.

512
00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:59,773
My point is, we're cultivating an obsession
with sexual performance,

513
00:29:59,773 --> 00:30:02,484
and while it's perfectly
acceptable to take a pill,

514
00:30:02,484 --> 00:30:04,695
if you seek behavioral therapy,

515
00:30:04,695 --> 00:30:08,348
well, that just goes against everything
we stand for as a pharmaceutical nation.

516
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:10,808
Well, this man has Asperger's syndrome.

517
00:30:10,808 --> 00:30:12,273
He has a disability

518
00:30:12,273 --> 00:30:16,002
when it comes to establishing
intimate, social, emotional

519
00:30:16,002 --> 00:30:17,881
and yes, sexual relationships.

520
00:30:17,881 --> 00:30:19,219
He sought treatment,

521
00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:22,983
and this pompous buffoon wants
to make a case out of it

522
00:30:22,983 --> 00:30:25,128
to get some face time with Nancy Grace.

523
00:30:25,128 --> 00:30:28,341
I move for an immediate motion to dismiss.
I move for costs,

524
00:30:28,341 --> 00:30:33,011
and I'd ask your honor to sentence
this idiot to sensitivity training,
preferably for life.

525
00:30:33,011 --> 00:30:37,149
All right, I'm gonna take this
under advisement,

526
00:30:37,149 --> 00:30:38,995
and I will rule quickly.

527
00:30:38,995 --> 00:30:41,029
Adjourned.

528
00:30:41,029 --> 00:30:44,821
I am very, very sorry.

529
00:30:46,770 --> 00:30:49,758
I feel so awful.
I've ended up hurting them both.

530
00:30:49,758 --> 00:30:52,343
It'll probably make the news,
compounding their embarrassment.

531
00:30:52,343 --> 00:30:53,862
Alan, face it.
You screwed up,

532
00:30:53,862 --> 00:30:55,642
so all you can do is apologize,

533
00:30:55,642 --> 00:31:00,462
accept responsibility
and check yourself into rehab.

534
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,525
What?

535
00:31:03,525 --> 00:31:05,878
- She's gone.
- Who?

536
00:31:05,878 --> 00:31:08,490
Marlene. She left...
the firm.

537
00:31:08,490 --> 00:31:11,150
No, no, no, she went
to the New York office.

538
00:31:11,150 --> 00:31:12,800
She'll be back.

539
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:16,536
- This girl mean something to you?
- Don't be silly.

540
00:31:16,971 --> 00:31:18,503
Denny!

541
00:31:18,950 --> 00:31:21,097
There's a rather monstrous rumor
going around

542
00:31:21,097 --> 00:31:24,102
that you customized a doll
in my likeness,

543
00:31:24,102 --> 00:31:29,447
a doll you were caught
having sex with in a closet.

544
00:31:29,447 --> 00:31:31,443
That was him.

545
00:31:31,443 --> 00:31:34,822
I assure you I'm holding out
for the real thing.

546
00:31:34,822 --> 00:31:38,233
Did you have a doll made
my likeness, Denny?

547
00:31:38,233 --> 00:31:40,217
Come on, Shirley,
you should be flattered.

548
00:31:40,217 --> 00:31:43,720
To be a sexual prop,
that's every woman's dream.

549
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,840
Isn't it?

550
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,862
What's her name?

551
00:31:46,862 --> 00:31:50,327
Sorry? / I'm told she has a name.
What is it?

552
00:31:50,538 --> 00:31:51,777
Oh, that.

553
00:31:51,777 --> 00:31:53,998
Why that's, uh...

554
00:31:53,998 --> 00:31:57,291
Shirley Schmidtho.

555
00:31:59,855 --> 00:32:01,753
I'd like to meet her.

556
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:05,679
- Well, I don't think that's a very...
- You will bring me the doll.

557
00:32:11,989 --> 00:32:14,108
- This won't be good.
- No.

558
00:32:16,048 --> 00:32:18,271
It's a fluke that you're both
wearing the same outfit.

559
00:32:18,271 --> 00:32:23,000
I know how you women don't like
to see yourselves.

560
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:28,044
Denny, can you not appreciate
how this degrades me?

561
00:32:28,044 --> 00:32:33,250
Well, I'm just objectifying you
for pleasure.

562
00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:38,279
You truly can't see
how this might humiliate me?

563
00:32:40,939 --> 00:32:42,791
You're jealous?

564
00:32:47,944 --> 00:32:49,522
Here's my problem.

565
00:32:49,522 --> 00:32:53,133
There's no licensing or regulation
of surrogate partners.

566
00:32:53,133 --> 00:32:54,779
As Mr. Ginsberg notes,

567
00:32:54,779 --> 00:32:57,524
I suppose any prostitute
could claim she's a surrogate,

568
00:32:57,524 --> 00:33:02,915
but Ms. Miller was at one time
a member of the international
professional surrogate association,

569
00:33:02,915 --> 00:33:07,158
and that is a legitimate
and often effective treatment.

570
00:33:07,158 --> 00:33:08,032
Oh, please.

571
00:33:08,032 --> 00:33:11,534
I'm also mindful of the hypocrisy
Mr. Shore alluded to earlier.

572
00:33:11,534 --> 00:33:14,423
Big pharmaceutical spends
billions of dollars

573
00:33:14,423 --> 00:33:17,596
cultivating a national obsession
with sexual performance.

574
00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:22,862
We're okay with pushing pills,
but we condemn behavioral treatment?

575
00:33:25,681 --> 00:33:30,878
The charges against Mr. Espenson
and Ms. Miller are dismissed.

576
00:33:31,430 --> 00:33:34,483
Mr. Ginsberg,
I'm sure if you look hard,

577
00:33:34,483 --> 00:33:37,923
you'll be able to find something
better to do with your time.

578
00:33:37,923 --> 00:33:39,697
Adjourned.

579
00:33:39,697 --> 00:33:41,574
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

580
00:33:41,574 --> 00:33:42,439
Thank you.

581
00:33:42,439 --> 00:33:47,680
You heard what the judge said
about the treatment being very effective.

582
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,796
I hope you'll see Joanna again.

583
00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:54,285
- Can I think about it?
- Of course. / Okay.

584
00:33:55,053 --> 00:33:58,935
Thank you again, Alan.

585
00:33:58,935 --> 00:34:01,317
My friend.

586
00:34:04,196 --> 00:34:06,101
Thank you.

587
00:34:18,207 --> 00:34:20,094
What's wrong?

588
00:34:20,487 --> 00:34:22,092
Sorry?

589
00:34:22,092 --> 00:34:24,225
You're blue.

590
00:34:24,225 --> 00:34:26,088
Me?

591
00:34:26,088 --> 00:34:27,907
I'm not, actually.

592
00:34:27,907 --> 00:34:31,461
We got the desired result here.

593
00:34:32,454 --> 00:34:38,533
I'm still concerned about any embarrassment
I might have caused you or Jerry.

594
00:34:38,533 --> 00:34:40,330
But I wouldn't describe myself as...

595
00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:41,960
Blue?

596
00:34:46,699 --> 00:34:48,946
Yeah.
³×

597
00:34:48,946 --> 00:34:53,203
There was a girl.
She left.

598
00:34:53,845 --> 00:34:58,268
It's not as if we had any kind
of meaningful relationship,

599
00:34:58,268 --> 00:35:01,849
but I suppose when I was with her,
I could be my...

600
00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:04,472
true, unadulterated self,
which is, as you know...

601
00:35:04,472 --> 00:35:07,225
Degenerate.

602
00:35:10,187 --> 00:35:15,907
These past few years,
I've felt this inexplicable compulsion
to be somewhat redeeming,

603
00:35:15,907 --> 00:35:22,014
as if I were some series regular
on a television show.

604
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:26,674
Something about Marlene
allowed me to be...

605
00:35:26,674 --> 00:35:29,530
Degenerate.

606
00:35:33,092 --> 00:35:37,064
In addition to your treatment of Jerry,

607
00:35:37,064 --> 00:35:42,471
do you think you could maybe
squeeze me in?

608
00:35:47,845 --> 00:35:51,783
How about we measure you
for some trousers?

609
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,184
Defendant will please rise.

610
00:36:00,195 --> 00:36:03,862
Madam foreperson, the jury has
reached a unanimous verdict?

611
00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:05,527
- We have.
- What say you?

612
00:36:05,527 --> 00:36:08,138
"In the matter of the commonwealth
vs. Daniel Post"

613
00:36:08,138 --> 00:36:11,507
"on the charge of violating
the uniform anatomical gift act,"

614
00:36:11,507 --> 00:36:14,170
"we find the defendant,"

615
00:36:14,170 --> 00:36:16,749
"not guilty."

616
00:36:16,749 --> 00:36:18,393
Wow.

617
00:36:29,262 --> 00:36:32,563
Are you gonna talk to me at all?

618
00:36:34,058 --> 00:36:38,661
Do you still love me?
Because I still love you.

619
00:36:39,763 --> 00:36:41,017
All right, tell you what.

620
00:36:41,017 --> 00:36:45,530
You know that, that new fur coat
in the window of Bergdorf Goodman's?

621
00:36:45,530 --> 00:36:48,233
I'll buy you Bergdorf Goodman's.

622
00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:52,923
Daniel...

623
00:36:54,171 --> 00:36:57,640
I think I fell in love
with most of you.

624
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:58,881
Well, I can live with that.

625
00:36:58,881 --> 00:37:02,318
It's just the rest of this stuff,
I, um...

626
00:37:02,318 --> 00:37:03,587
I need some time.

627
00:37:03,587 --> 00:37:07,165
Well, you know what?
That, that works out, too, because, uh...

628
00:37:07,165 --> 00:37:11,376
Tom and I are gonna be going
on a little vacation.

629
00:37:11,376 --> 00:37:12,936
For how long?

630
00:37:12,936 --> 00:37:15,930
Five, six weeks.

631
00:37:17,054 --> 00:37:19,548
Uh, where?

632
00:37:20,295 --> 00:37:23,836
Probably best you don't know.

633
00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:29,365
Right.

634
00:38:24,658 --> 00:38:27,846
What do you mean, she's
measuring you for trousers?

635
00:38:27,846 --> 00:38:30,601
Is that some kind of fetish?

636
00:38:30,601 --> 00:38:32,828
Would I like it?

637
00:38:34,767 --> 00:38:40,325
My mother wasn't a particularly
doting woman, Denny.

638
00:38:40,325 --> 00:38:45,652
She never held me much or...

639
00:38:46,098 --> 00:38:51,264
except every Fall before
the school year began, she'd...

640
00:38:51,264 --> 00:38:55,436
prepare my school clothes,
measure me for my pants,

641
00:38:55,436 --> 00:38:59,767
the hems and so forth.

642
00:38:59,767 --> 00:39:07,097
I'd stand there, her hand would be
on my leg, my seam...

643
00:39:07,097 --> 00:39:10,383
You had a thing for your mother.

644
00:39:11,494 --> 00:39:14,549
It wasn't sexual.

645
00:39:15,784 --> 00:39:19,224
Her touch was just...

646
00:39:19,935 --> 00:39:24,005
I guess, loving.

647
00:39:24,283 --> 00:39:28,030
One of the reasons
I buy so many suits, I think.

648
00:39:28,030 --> 00:39:33,368
While the tailors do what they do,

649
00:39:33,368 --> 00:39:36,459
I suppose it reminds me of the times

650
00:39:36,459 --> 00:39:43,178
in my childhood I allowed myself
to feel cared for.

651
00:39:44,211 --> 00:39:48,380
Now Joanna...

652
00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:51,008
the way she would touch me,

653
00:39:51,008 --> 00:39:57,973
running her fingers up the inseam
and around in the back, here and there,

654
00:39:57,973 --> 00:40:02,663
it did become erotic.

655
00:40:02,979 --> 00:40:05,508
Getting measured for pants.

656
00:40:05,508 --> 00:40:09,643
It's not entirely about sex, Denny.

657
00:40:09,643 --> 00:40:16,977
It's about being touched in...

658
00:40:16,977 --> 00:40:23,639
gentle, intimate ways.

659
00:40:26,821 --> 00:40:33,738
I suppose I'm starved for a little
tenderness sometimes.

660
00:40:35,907 --> 00:40:39,219
I'm never taking you fishing again.

661
00:40:48,325 --> 00:40:51,871
Do you ever get lonely, Denny?

662
00:40:52,892 --> 00:40:56,460
What's with all this deep thinking?

663
00:40:56,460 --> 00:41:00,960
It's a simple question.
Do you ever get lonely?

664
00:41:02,274 --> 00:41:04,781
Do you?

665
00:41:08,453 --> 00:41:10,117
No.

666
00:41:14,092 --> 00:41:15,946
You?

667
00:41:21,643 --> 00:41:23,429
No.

668
00:41:26,156 --> 00:41:29,239
I guess we're both lucky that way.

669
00:41:30,031 --> 00:41:34,158
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