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This is abusive.
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Making me leave New York?
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I'm gonna call my parents and tell them I'm being abused.
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I promise you'll be happy.
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It's the best firm in Boston.
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Just write down your phone number.
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I don't like it.
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Well, well, well, well, well.
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If you're a client, I'll get you off.
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If you're not, the offer's still good.
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Okay, ick and double ick.
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We're the new guys.
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Oh, please.
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If there were new guys, they'd have shown up in the season premiere.
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He's smoking, for god's sake.
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It's a personal gift from Bill Clinton.
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If you only knew where this cigar has been.
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Okay, he's officially the grossest person I've ever met.
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See that sign that says "Crane, Poole & Schmidt"?
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Crane. Welcome to "Boston legal".
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Jeffrey, the gross man is fondling me.
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It's the official firm greeting.
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Cue the music.
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And on an incredibly exciting note,
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the firm welcomes today to its litigation department
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two of our attorneys from the New York office.
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The first, Jeffrey Coho, who will be joining us as a new partner.
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Did she just say "partner"?
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And as a new associate and former supreme court clerk,
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I might add Claire Simms.
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Yeah, don't anybody try and make friends with me.
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Excuse me. Did you say this man is a partner?
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She did. I could be your partner.
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By the way, you are?
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Drop dead.
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Excuse me. I realize you're new to this office,
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but we have a zero-tolerance policy here when it comes to sexual harassment.
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Tubby over there groped me when I came off the elevator.
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Did he grunt as he groped?
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Because I've found as long as he's not grunting, you're perfectly fine.
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Okay, I'll be writing that comment up.
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Who do we complain to here, the old people?
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Sorry to intrude,
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but there's a man here who says he could be implicated in a murder,
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needs to speak to a lawyer.
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Claire!
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How did he get dibs on that?
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Have you not seen the news? It's on every channel.
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We're new in town.
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Judge Marcia Hooper was found murdered last night,
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bludgeoned to death in her home around 10 o'clock.
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What does it have to do with you?
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First, I work for her.
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Second, I was there at 9 o'clock.
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In the house?
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In the house, in the bedroom, with the judge.
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We were having an affair.
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Nobody knows this, as least as far as I know.
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Now the question becomes, do I go to the police? Do I tell them I was there?
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I'll be a person of interest in perpetuity if they don't solve it.
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All right, can you stop with the pacing? You're bugging me.
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A woman is dead. I may be implicated in her murder.
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Fine. Tick if you want, just don't pace.
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The question is, do I go forward or not?
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If you were in the house, the police will likely find out.
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This isn't boulder.
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Well, I was routinely there. I was her clerk.
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I would drop off cases, documents at all hours.
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My being there isn't necessarily suspicious.
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Your semen being there is.
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Well, I wore a condom, which I flushed.
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- There may be no evidence of my semen.
- Ick, ick, ick, ick.
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Okay, listen to me, Scott.
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How we go forward depends on you truthfully answering the next question.
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Okay.
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Did you kill her?
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No.
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Did you have anything to do with her death?
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No.
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Then we go to the police.
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In which case, my life is over, at least my career is.
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I'm a lawyer on the come. Any future I may have...
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Ick, ick!
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I think he did it.
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I don't defend murderers, Jeffrey, especially the icky ones.
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You realize this is exactly the conclusion the whole town will come to
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if it gets out that I was sleeping with the victim.
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Okay, if this is about your reputation, hire a publicist.
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If, however, you want to save your ass,
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you'll do what I tell you.
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And in this case I'm telling you, if you're innocent,
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you go to the police.
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Do you think she's cute?
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I do.
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Is there a reason we're looking at her picture?
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We met on Facespace.
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We've been corresponding for the last two weeks,
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and today is our first real date.
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She's special, Alan. She's a lawyer and loves fishing.
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She believes in God, guns, blowing up North Korea.
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She could be the seventh one.
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Denny, she looks young.
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Does she know that you're not?
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Alan, um, Shirley sent over a client,
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a woman who was fired for taking maternity.
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Ugh, why do I get all the issue cases?
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I'd better be getting justice here, tell you that.
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Why are you staring?
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I know why you're staring.
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You're staring at my knockers.
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I know when a man is staring at my knockers.
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This here is part of the problem.
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They don't let me take maternity. They stare at my knockers.
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Know what I'm saying?
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No way to treat a woman.
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I need to file me a civil action.
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Hey, new guy.
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Brad Chase.
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Attaboy!
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Look, I can see you're good-looking.
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I'm sure all the women at your old firm wanted to sleep with you,
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but here's the deal. At this firm, I'm that guy.
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Oh, I can see that. Even I want to sleep with you.
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Uh, what are you, gay?
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No, no. I'm completely straight,
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which goes to show just how attractive you are, Brad.
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Jeffrey, what did I say about not coming on too strongly?
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I thought you meant just with you.
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You gotta go easy, Jeffrey.
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You can't just charge in here like a bull and try to take over.
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- I need a body.
- I'm sorry?
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Claire, she doesn't do murder cases. She finds them "icky,"
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so I might need someone who does them.
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Look, look. See, this is you taking over.
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Shirley, you brought me in for a reason.
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Now was it the other reason, where my being a bull was a good thing?
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That, that was a one-time occurrence.
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You didn't say "mistake".
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That will never be repeated.
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Shirley...
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Okay, you can have your body.
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But it won't be mine.
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Drop-dead, how's it going?
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Shirley, I'd like to know why another partner's been brought into litigation.
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Marlene left.
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Well, what about me?
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Are you leaving?
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I want to know when I'm going to be made partner.
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When you're good enough.
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I had trouble conceiving. Know what I'm saying?
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It's tough while you're working and all.
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So you're married?
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No, I went the route of the sperm donor.
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Anyway, I finally thought, why not adopt?
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go overseas, get me one of those Chinese babies?
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You know, like Angelina Jolie.
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She did it. Why not me?
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So I started the process,
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got me a pamphlet, filled out the forms,
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told my employer I planned to take maternity leave for one of those Chinese babies,
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and that's when he gave me the steel toe.
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That ain't legal, is it?
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Is it?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm still getting over you being lumped into a category with Angelina Jolie.
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Adoptive mothers qualify for maternity leave under the law.
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- I read it.
- Yes.
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Let me have a conversation with your employer.
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You should also know, he came onto me once.
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He wanted some of this here.
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Is that a guy?
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- Don't be silly.
- Seriously, I think it's a guy.
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You had sex with her about what time?
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It was around 8 o'clock. I dropped some pleadings off.
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Where was her husband?
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Uh, he was out to dinner.
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How long had this affair been going on?
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About three months.
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Were you in love with her?
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No, it was just, uh, a physical thing.
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You two had any recent disagreements?
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Small point. Mr. Little here is a witness.
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You questions seem to suggest he's a suspect.
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Maybe it's just me.
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You might try asking, "were there any cars parked in the street,"
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"any strange people in the area?"
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You know, any information that might shed some light on who killed her.
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You do want to know, right?
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You want to let me do my job?
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He's hoping you'll do it.
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What? You want to ask me out?
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I'm curious.
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Why'd you go to a lawyer before you came to us?
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Well, I was afraid you'd consider me a suspect.
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I reassured him the police never arrest innocent people.
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It just doesn't happen. I'm sure you in particular are never wrong.
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Well, I thought you came down here to cooperate.
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You killed the moment.
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I can officially detain him.
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In which case he officially asks for his lawyer, and you can't talk to him.
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What is this, good cop/bad cop?
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If so, send in the good cop.
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That's quite a look.
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Do you realize what murder case this is?
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Judge Marcia Hooper. I watch the news, Paul.
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Our name will be front and center. Is this Jeffrey Coho that good?
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He's that good.
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Denise, consider yourself on the homicide case you felt left out of.
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Report to Jeffrey Coho. He needs a body.
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Shirley, as lovely as the new case you sent me is,
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and she is delightful, I just had Jerry Espenson last week.
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I need a break from this sort of thing.
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I'll get the new girl to help. She knows employment law.
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You can't just assign me cases and girls.
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Girls, maybe.
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Claire, excellent.
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You'll be working on the maternity case with Alan Shore.
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Thank you.
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Hello.
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I know who you are.
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You're a little horny toad.
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Horny toads give me warts.
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Hop away, horny toad.
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Hello?
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Who you?
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Jeffrey Coho.
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Wow, I love a man who loves his work.
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Just a couple of questions, and I'lle right out of your hair.
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I see you have TOD as 10:15.
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That a precise time? Any margin of error on that?
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Who hell you?
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Jeffrey Coho.
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But back to the time. 10:15 give or take how many minutes?
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You district attorney office?
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I can see you're not a fan of verbs.
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Yes, I am an attorney.
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Really, I'll get right out of your private business,
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let you jump headfirst right back into hers.
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And not that it's an issue, but is there any evidence that the sex was nonconsensual?
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I don't mean what's going on here, of course.
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Who hell you?
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Jeffrey Coho.
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Is it you're a verb bigot?
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Call security.
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Which would be my cue. Thank you.
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I thought you were gonna file my civil action.
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I am, but I thought we should first meet with an employment law specialist
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so as to get all our ducks in a row.
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Ah, Claire Simms, this is Clarice Bell, our client.
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Clarice, this is Claire Simms.
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My God, he's like a total transvestite.
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Are you kidding me? It's a big black man in a frock.
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This is Dolce & Gabbana, you pissy little bitch.
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You cannot expect me to make a mockery out of maternity leave law with Barry Bonds.
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I have a reputation.
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- So do I.
- I'll bet.
257
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And the shoes are Prada, ho.
258
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Okay, the cross-dresser just called me a ho.
259
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I left around 9. I know I did.
260
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- You're sure?
- Positive, yeah.
261
00:12:09,486 --> 00:12:11,400
- Then where'd you go?
- Home.
262
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Can you verify that?
263
00:12:13,247 --> 00:12:16,842
I guess my mother can. I live at home.
264
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- Your mother?
- Yes.
265
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Your alibi is your mother?
266
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You say that like you don't believe me.
267
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Mr. Coho, Jonathan Winant is here.
268
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He's an assistant district attorney, and he seems very upset.
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Stay here.
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Can I help you?
271
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You Jeffrey Coho?
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I am. And I hear you're Jonathan Winant.
273
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:42,896
Yes, I'm with the Suffolk county district attorney's office.
274
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I pulled the judge Hooper homicide,
275
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so naturally, I'm monitoring the investigation.
276
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It's been brought to my attention that you paid a visit to the coroner's office this morning.
277
00:12:49,782 --> 00:12:51,749
You're standing a little close. That's okay.
278
00:12:51,784 --> 00:12:53,395
I'm a personable guy myself.
279
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As a matter of fact, I like to talk to people directly and not just read their reports.
280
00:12:56,530 --> 00:12:58,798
That's why I went to see the coroner. Chatty little fella.
281
00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,294
Okay, that's a little too close now.
282
00:13:00,329 --> 00:13:01,720
- Here's the deal.
- I love deals.
283
00:13:01,755 --> 00:13:04,402
If you ever approach one of my investigators again,
284
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I will have you arrested for obstruction of justice.
285
00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:09,756
I will personally get your ticket pulled.
286
00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:13,382
Do I make myself clear?
287
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You do.
288
00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:18,424
And if you think I've broken a law, arrest me.
289
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I insist on it. You're staring.
290
00:13:20,223 --> 00:13:21,855
Is that 'cause you can't think of anything to say,
291
00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:23,452
or 'cause detective Richmond told you that works?
292
00:13:23,487 --> 00:13:26,204
You know, when my mind goes blank, I just like to go with my old standby,
293
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,900
which is, of course, "go screw yourself. "
294
00:13:28,935 --> 00:13:31,561
"Do I need to include instructions with that?"
295
00:13:32,966 --> 00:13:35,358
Everybody gives me the look.
296
00:14:25,368 --> 00:14:26,842
Denny?
297
00:14:27,043 --> 00:14:29,979
It's me, Bethany, Bethany Horowitz.
298
00:14:30,014 --> 00:14:32,881
It's such a pleasure to meet you.
299
00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:36,934
I'm so nervous. We're actually meeting in person.
300
00:14:36,969 --> 00:14:38,673
Wow.
301
00:14:46,754 --> 00:14:51,111
She was just the most giving person, a marvelous judge and an ideal neighbor.
302
00:14:51,146 --> 00:14:53,351
Why, it's absolutely heartbreaking what happened.
303
00:14:53,386 --> 00:14:55,247
I know I'll certainly remember her fondly,
304
00:14:55,282 --> 00:14:57,090
as I'm sure others will, too.
305
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,136
The neighborhood won't be the same without her.
306
00:14:59,171 --> 00:15:01,536
It's tragic what happened, really, tragic.
307
00:15:01,571 --> 00:15:03,337
All right, that guy is creepy.
308
00:15:03,372 --> 00:15:05,273
That was the next-door neighbor Lincoln Meyer.
309
00:15:05,308 --> 00:15:09,814
Now let's hear what the husband judge Brian Hooper had to say.
310
00:15:09,849 --> 00:15:13,636
I'd ke to express my appreciation to the authorities handling this case.
311
00:15:13,671 --> 00:15:16,478
This is obviously a difficult time.
312
00:15:16,513 --> 00:15:19,286
My wife was an extraordinary woman.
313
00:15:19,321 --> 00:15:24,645
I pray that police can bring her vicious killer to justice.
314
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:29,083
So how can such a little bald man like that end up with such a beautiful wife?
315
00:15:29,118 --> 00:15:32,064
Drop-dead, we got the client's mother coming in at 2.
316
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,004
- Can you be there?
- Sure.
317
00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:36,707
My actual name is Denise, by the way.
318
00:15:36,742 --> 00:15:37,735
I'm sure it is.
319
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,660
Hey, new guy, I take it you were mocking me there before.
320
00:15:40,695 --> 00:15:41,829
That doesn't fly with me.
321
00:15:41,864 --> 00:15:44,764
When it comes to mockery, ridicule, sarcasm, there's a no-fly zone of 50 feet.
322
00:15:44,799 --> 00:15:45,478
You need to know that.
323
00:15:45,513 --> 00:15:49,048
Otherwise things become fractious, contentious, unctuous, no way to start a relationship.
324
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:49,794
Are we clear on that?
325
00:15:49,829 --> 00:15:51,405
Let me respond in speed if not kind.
326
00:15:51,406 --> 00:15:53,625
It was never my intent to be fractious or contentious.
327
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,798
I think unctuous seemed a little misused there.
328
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:56,855
But I think I got it.
329
00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:59,386
Keep my mockery, ridicule and sarcasm at least 50 feet away,
330
00:15:59,421 --> 00:16:01,403
and remember at all times that girls here want to sleep with you,
331
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,667
because you're that guy.
332
00:16:04,942 --> 00:16:07,547
Okay, that was a mockery.
333
00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:12,106
Look, it wasn't so much about the maternity leave
334
00:16:12,141 --> 00:16:16,251
as, well, enough was enough.
335
00:16:16,286 --> 00:16:17,804
Enough what, Mr. Faber?
336
00:16:17,839 --> 00:16:20,796
There were a multitude of issues.
337
00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:27,642
First, Clarice is quite a comedian. She's an enormous...
338
00:16:27,677 --> 00:16:29,401
distraction.
339
00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:31,091
What else?
340
00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:34,126
She runs amok of our sexual harassment laws.
341
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,055
Keep going.
342
00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:39,303
Many of my women employees object to her using the women's bathroom.
343
00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:40,882
We're getting closer.
344
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,426
She's not a woman, okay?
345
00:16:42,427 --> 00:16:46,454
What are your official grounds for the discharge, Mr. Faber?
346
00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:48,637
The complaint's all drafted.
347
00:16:48,672 --> 00:16:52,556
I just need to plug in the actionable buzzwords.
348
00:16:55,683 --> 00:16:59,447
I suppose if there was some disorder in play,
349
00:16:59,482 --> 00:17:05,574
under the country's recently articulated and accepted 1% risk doctrine.
350
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:08,159
No, if there is even 1% chance
351
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:14,013
that he might harm others with his psychological deficit...
352
00:17:14,048 --> 00:17:15,607
Ding, ding, ding, ding. We have a winner.
353
00:17:15,642 --> 00:17:16,952
We just need to add more zeros.
354
00:17:16,987 --> 00:17:20,688
Wait, look. If, if you could just get him, uh, her,
355
00:17:20,723 --> 00:17:26,013
not to use the women's bathroom and cut down on the stand-up comedy,
356
00:17:26,048 --> 00:17:28,035
I'd take her back.
357
00:17:34,104 --> 00:17:35,713
Growing up such a battler,
358
00:17:35,748 --> 00:17:38,244
that's probably the reason I became a lawyer.
359
00:17:38,279 --> 00:17:39,471
You know, it's funny.
360
00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:41,109
When I was going to law school,
361
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:45,965
I used to daydream that one day I'd be going up against the great Denny Crane,
362
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,315
and here I am on a date with you.
363
00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:50,321
My mother would flip.
364
00:17:50,356 --> 00:17:52,722
So would my grandmother. She's a big fan.
365
00:17:52,757 --> 00:17:55,837
And maybe my great-grandmother, too.
366
00:17:58,582 --> 00:18:00,957
Denny, I've been here 20 minutes,
367
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:03,589
and I'm pretty much doing all the talking.
368
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:07,118
Are you normally this quiet?
369
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:10,613
Bethany, this isn't working out.
370
00:18:10,648 --> 00:18:14,002
- What?
- At some point in a relationship,
371
00:18:14,037 --> 00:18:17,357
you either take the next step, or you don't.
372
00:18:17,392 --> 00:18:20,515
We just got our salads.
373
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:22,781
Uh, I have to be honest with you.
374
00:18:22,816 --> 00:18:26,724
You never indicated to me that you were...
375
00:18:27,818 --> 00:18:30,136
Jewish.
376
00:18:30,171 --> 00:18:31,832
And that's a problem?
377
00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:35,269
Not if I date you, but what if we wanted to get married,
378
00:18:35,304 --> 00:18:38,087
and we decided to have midgets of our own?
379
00:18:38,122 --> 00:18:39,649
Children!
380
00:18:39,684 --> 00:18:41,787
I'd want to bring them up Christian.
381
00:18:41,822 --> 00:18:44,332
Did you just say "midgets"?
382
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:46,149
No!
383
00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:47,842
Did I?
384
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:51,220
See, that's another thing. Mad cow.
385
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,104
It's not kosher.
386
00:18:52,139 --> 00:18:54,065
You have a problem with me being a dwarf.
387
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,803
Oh, God, no! Oh, no.
388
00:18:56,838 --> 00:18:58,934
I love dwarves.
389
00:18:58,969 --> 00:19:02,178
I actually was hoping you'd be one.
390
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,332
So you've already spoken to the police?
391
00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:11,396
I have.
392
00:19:11,431 --> 00:19:13,150
I've told them everything I've told you.
393
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:16,447
And you're absolutely sure your son didn't leave the house after he arrived home?
394
00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:17,393
Positive.
395
00:19:17,428 --> 00:19:20,702
And he came home after 9:30.
396
00:19:20,737 --> 00:19:23,151
I said, "around 9:30."
397
00:19:23,186 --> 00:19:25,277
Are you trying to trap me, Mr. Coho?
398
00:19:25,312 --> 00:19:26,332
No, no, no, no.
399
00:19:26,367 --> 00:19:29,460
Maybe I wasn't listening as well as I should have been.
400
00:19:32,065 --> 00:19:34,367
Could my son actually be arrested?
401
00:19:34,402 --> 00:19:37,851
It's never good to leave one's semen at the murder scene.
402
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:42,111
Making love to a woman and killing her are two very different things.
403
00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:44,447
Mrs. Little, if you've been watching the news,
404
00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:46,749
then you can appreciate the heat on this thing.
405
00:19:46,784 --> 00:19:49,268
The police will be making an arrest.
406
00:19:49,303 --> 00:19:53,183
If they can't catch the real killer, then your son is going to have to do.
407
00:19:53,218 --> 00:19:55,819
Assuming of course, he's not the real killer.
408
00:19:55,854 --> 00:19:58,775
- He's not.
- Are you?
409
00:19:59,004 --> 00:20:02,641
Sorry, that question just leapt into my head. I don't know why.
410
00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:06,663
If you feel you can't exonerate my son, Mr. Coho,
411
00:20:06,698 --> 00:20:09,377
I invite you to point your finger at me.
412
00:20:09,412 --> 00:20:12,215
If an innocent person needs to go to prison,
413
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,751
better me than him.
414
00:20:25,639 --> 00:20:28,049
This city smells funny.
415
00:20:28,084 --> 00:20:29,188
Boston?
416
00:20:29,223 --> 00:20:32,360
Yes, it has a funny smell.
417
00:20:32,395 --> 00:20:34,569
Or maybe it's that stupid cigar.
418
00:20:34,604 --> 00:20:37,258
- Hey!
- What? You shouldn't smoke.
419
00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:43,461
So, um, who's gonna tell her to use the men's room?
420
00:20:43,496 --> 00:20:48,548
Given your roaring sensitivity today, I thought I would.
421
00:20:52,782 --> 00:20:55,257
- Is it my hat?
- More than likely.
422
00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:57,733
How is that cigar working for you?
423
00:20:57,768 --> 00:21:00,359
Well, I've had better. Here.
424
00:21:13,488 --> 00:21:15,388
Hello.
425
00:21:16,337 --> 00:21:19,081
We're looking for Clarice. Is she here?
426
00:21:19,116 --> 00:21:21,056
No.
427
00:21:21,688 --> 00:21:24,984
I'm Alan Shore, Clarice's lawyer.
428
00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:26,253
Yeah, uh...
429
00:21:26,288 --> 00:21:30,252
Clarice went to the market.
430
00:21:34,362 --> 00:21:36,868
And you would be?
431
00:21:37,495 --> 00:21:39,445
Her brother.
432
00:21:39,647 --> 00:21:41,280
Her brother.
433
00:21:41,315 --> 00:21:43,518
I'm sure you have a name.
434
00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:44,596
Clarence.
435
00:21:44,631 --> 00:21:46,465
How interesting.
436
00:21:46,466 --> 00:21:49,251
You know, that sounds a lot like "Clarice,"
437
00:21:49,286 --> 00:21:52,403
so maybe if you should ever see Clarice,
438
00:21:52,438 --> 00:21:55,520
you could give her a message from us.
439
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:00,025
Could you please have her call us, Clarence?
440
00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:02,354
We have news about her case.
441
00:22:02,628 --> 00:22:03,862
Yeah.
442
00:22:17,815 --> 00:22:19,040
Want to go for a drive?
443
00:22:19,075 --> 00:22:20,742
- A drive where?
- Brookline.
444
00:22:20,777 --> 00:22:22,541
Remember that sniveling friend of judge Hooper,
445
00:22:22,576 --> 00:22:25,095
the one who gave the gut-wrenching testimonial on television?
446
00:22:25,130 --> 00:22:30,260
Well, it turns out Marcia Hooper got a restraining order against him six months ago.
447
00:22:30,295 --> 00:22:33,595
I was thinking "children". I was gonna say "children," and it just came out...
448
00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:36,147
- "Midgets".
- Oh, I feel terrible.
449
00:22:36,182 --> 00:22:38,629
I mean, she's a human being, Alan,
450
00:22:38,664 --> 00:22:40,933
and god, I hope she doesn't put a hex on me.
451
00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:42,947
Can they do that, midgets?
452
00:22:42,982 --> 00:22:44,891
What was she like otherwise?
453
00:22:44,926 --> 00:22:48,627
An attractive head and nice breasts, and that was pretty much it.
454
00:22:48,662 --> 00:22:49,963
Breasts and a head.
455
00:22:49,998 --> 00:22:52,003
- How did you leave it?
- I just left.
456
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,740
I didn't know what else to do. I just walked out.
457
00:22:53,775 --> 00:22:57,354
Do you think it's possible she could have followed you here?
458
00:22:57,389 --> 00:22:59,685
Well, I don't think so. Why?
459
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,460
Well...
460
00:23:06,002 --> 00:23:08,374
I didn't want to leave things on a bad note,
461
00:23:08,409 --> 00:23:11,916
- so I wrote you a little note.
- Oh?
462
00:23:11,951 --> 00:23:15,389
Actually, it's a summons and complaint.
463
00:23:15,424 --> 00:23:18,877
See, when you called me a "midget" in a crowded restaurant,
464
00:23:18,912 --> 00:23:21,112
you caused me emotional distress.
465
00:23:21,147 --> 00:23:23,436
You know, it's really not a good thing
466
00:23:23,471 --> 00:23:28,409
for a name partner in a big firm to be a dwarf bigot.
467
00:23:28,444 --> 00:23:32,132
I'd hate to drag your disgraceful behavior into a public forum,
468
00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:34,570
but I do that sort of thing.
469
00:23:34,605 --> 00:23:36,663
The next time you go on "Larry King,"
470
00:23:36,698 --> 00:23:42,230
you're gonna have to explain to the whole world why you hate dwarfs.
471
00:23:49,288 --> 00:23:52,112
This is worse than a hex.
472
00:23:57,952 --> 00:24:00,280
You know why she got a restraining order against you?
473
00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:02,348
Oh, that was the husband's idea.
474
00:24:02,383 --> 00:24:05,720
I think he felt a bit threatened by, well, you know.
475
00:24:05,755 --> 00:24:06,959
What?
476
00:24:06,994 --> 00:24:09,610
The infatuation. She was drawn to me.
477
00:24:09,645 --> 00:24:12,227
It was never consummated, of course.
478
00:24:12,262 --> 00:24:14,750
I'm deeply Christian.
479
00:24:14,948 --> 00:24:17,695
Judge Hooper was infatuated with you?
480
00:24:17,730 --> 00:24:20,320
It's not something I feel comfortable talking about.
481
00:24:20,355 --> 00:24:23,143
I understand that in addition to the media, you went to the police.
482
00:24:23,178 --> 00:24:24,272
Oh, yes.
483
00:24:24,307 --> 00:24:27,596
I was the one who told them about the boy.
484
00:24:27,631 --> 00:24:29,704
- The boy?
- That boy, Scott Little.
485
00:24:29,739 --> 00:24:32,026
She was biblical with him, I'll tell you that.
486
00:24:32,061 --> 00:24:35,210
I saw them together many times doing it.
487
00:24:35,245 --> 00:24:38,359
How did you happen to see them doing it?
488
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:39,877
Through the window.
489
00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:41,778
I'm a peepy.
490
00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:43,596
You're a peeping Tom.
491
00:24:43,631 --> 00:24:46,143
It's not something I feel comfortable talking about.
492
00:24:46,178 --> 00:24:48,380
It was the pretext for the restraining order,
493
00:24:48,415 --> 00:24:50,976
but the real reason was her infatuation.
494
00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:54,113
I think she rather liked me watching.
495
00:24:54,148 --> 00:24:57,215
Women sometimes like having a peepy.
496
00:24:58,232 --> 00:25:00,810
Objection. Move to strike. Objection.
497
00:25:00,845 --> 00:25:03,168
Jeffrey Coho.
498
00:25:03,203 --> 00:25:05,457
What? When?
499
00:25:05,492 --> 00:25:07,134
All right, calm down.
500
00:25:07,411 --> 00:25:08,806
What?
501
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,968
Yeah, all right. I'll meet you at the back entrance of the courthouse.
502
00:25:11,003 --> 00:25:12,814
You know where Suffolk is?
503
00:25:12,849 --> 00:25:14,906
Yes, yes.
504
00:25:15,092 --> 00:25:16,573
I'm on my way.
505
00:25:16,828 --> 00:25:18,984
- What's going on?
- The police just arrested Scott Little.
506
00:25:19,019 --> 00:25:20,122
What?
507
00:25:20,157 --> 00:25:22,627
The details are very sketchy at this point.
508
00:25:22,662 --> 00:25:24,502
You're watching live coverage.
509
00:25:24,537 --> 00:25:29,889
What we can tell you is that Scott Little, a law clerk for judge Marcia Hooper,
510
00:25:29,924 --> 00:25:34,434
was in fact arrested and is set to be arraigned as early as this morning.
511
00:25:34,469 --> 00:25:36,124
Let me tell you something, folks.
512
00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:37,833
They wouldn't be hauling him away in cuffs
513
00:25:37,868 --> 00:25:39,220
if they didn't have the goods on him.
514
00:25:39,255 --> 00:25:41,699
My brother said you had news about the case.
515
00:25:41,734 --> 00:25:43,781
By "news," I hope you mean "money".
516
00:25:43,816 --> 00:25:45,828
Clarice, we have wonderful news.
517
00:25:45,863 --> 00:25:49,820
Your boss, Mr. Faber, has decided not to terminate your employment after all.
518
00:25:49,855 --> 00:25:50,945
What's the catch?
519
00:25:50,980 --> 00:25:53,795
Sexual favors? Wants a little of this here?
520
00:25:53,830 --> 00:25:54,948
Who wouldn't?
521
00:25:54,983 --> 00:25:56,697
But he didn't mention that, actually.
522
00:25:56,732 --> 00:26:01,696
He would insist, however, that you stop using the ladies' room.
523
00:26:02,657 --> 00:26:03,942
Meaning what?
524
00:26:03,977 --> 00:26:08,389
Meaning you have testicles, Clarice.
525
00:26:09,537 --> 00:26:11,513
What?
526
00:26:16,593 --> 00:26:18,072
For the sake of efficiency,
527
00:26:18,107 --> 00:26:21,165
let me impart this information to both Clarice and Clarence,
528
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,572
who you may remember we had the pleasure of meeting last evening.
529
00:26:24,607 --> 00:26:28,634
The truth is, men's rooms can be quite exciting, actually.
530
00:26:28,669 --> 00:26:30,541
You might like them.
531
00:26:30,576 --> 00:26:32,379
They got no bidits.
532
00:26:32,414 --> 00:26:34,648
- I beg your pardon?
- Bidits.
533
00:26:34,683 --> 00:26:37,437
Men's rooms don't got them. I like my hygiene.
534
00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:41,150
My god. He means bidet.
535
00:26:48,336 --> 00:26:52,008
Mr. Faber's not saying you can't work there as Clarice,
536
00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:55,681
he just needs you to stay out of the girls' bathroom.
537
00:26:59,171 --> 00:27:02,952
Tell him, "thanks, but no thanks".
538
00:27:03,813 --> 00:27:07,482
I'm going to look for other employment.
539
00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:15,608
Well, I can see you're not great with people.
540
00:27:22,394 --> 00:27:26,111
Why did they do it like that, the arrest?
541
00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:29,479
Well, my guess is they're choosing the court of public opinion.
542
00:27:29,514 --> 00:27:31,988
I can respond in kind. Don't worry.
543
00:27:32,023 --> 00:27:34,371
I can be very loud.
544
00:27:34,659 --> 00:27:37,633
There's something you need to know about my son.
545
00:27:37,668 --> 00:27:42,048
He does not have the constitution to survive in prison.
546
00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:44,149
You need to get bail.
547
00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:46,169
I'll do my best,
548
00:27:46,204 --> 00:27:49,220
but if they charge first degree...
549
00:27:49,423 --> 00:27:50,940
You ready?
550
00:27:52,490 --> 00:27:54,185
I promise you all a statement,
551
00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:57,186
but it would be impossible for me to do justice to the injustice
552
00:27:57,221 --> 00:28:01,004
of this ridiculous arrest in a 10-second sound bite.
553
00:28:01,039 --> 00:28:02,900
Excuse me. Excuse me.
554
00:28:06,256 --> 00:28:07,718
I appreciate you being here.
555
00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:10,749
I encourage all of you to be unflinching in your reporting
556
00:28:10,784 --> 00:28:13,127
to better your chances to root out the truth,
557
00:28:13,162 --> 00:28:15,809
which is contrary to almost everything printed in this fiction
558
00:28:15,844 --> 00:28:18,912
passing as a criminal complaint.
559
00:28:19,087 --> 00:28:21,263
Whose idea was that little show this morning, detective?
560
00:28:21,298 --> 00:28:22,210
Get out of my face.
561
00:28:22,245 --> 00:28:24,409
Oh, I'm in your face. I'm gonna be up your ass.
562
00:28:24,444 --> 00:28:27,534
You bump into me again, and I'll arrest you for assault!
563
00:28:28,002 --> 00:28:29,197
All rise!
564
00:28:29,232 --> 00:28:31,535
What in God's name is going on here?
565
00:28:31,570 --> 00:28:36,040
I will direct the media to stop taking pictures now.
566
00:28:36,292 --> 00:28:39,311
Mr. Coho, I have a real prejudice against circus acts.
567
00:28:39,346 --> 00:28:40,738
You already missed the first one, your honor.
568
00:28:40,773 --> 00:28:42,851
Unless, of course, you happened to be watching television,
569
00:28:42,886 --> 00:28:44,894
where you would have seen a spectacularly staged arrest,
570
00:28:44,929 --> 00:28:47,394
proving it's never too early to start tainting that jury pool.
571
00:28:47,429 --> 00:28:52,131
The public got to see our heroic police swoop in on the apparent bad guy
572
00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:54,095
and perp-walk him right in front of the cameras.
573
00:28:54,130 --> 00:28:57,721
Mr. Coho, we haven't even brought the defendant in yet.
574
00:28:57,756 --> 00:28:59,967
Call the case, please, and bring him in now.
575
00:29:00,002 --> 00:29:02,605
Case number 62313.
576
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,199
Commonwealth of Massachusetts vs. Scott Little
577
00:29:05,234 --> 00:29:07,758
on the charge of murder in the first degree.
578
00:29:07,793 --> 00:29:09,574
Hey! I said no cameras!
579
00:29:09,609 --> 00:29:13,443
The next click I hear, someone is going into a jail cell.
580
00:29:13,478 --> 00:29:16,471
I will have no compunction about incarcerating the media.
581
00:29:17,209 --> 00:29:19,464
We'll waive reading of the rest of the charges, your honor.
582
00:29:19,499 --> 00:29:20,886
We enter a plea of not guilty.
583
00:29:20,921 --> 00:29:24,431
I would point out to the court that my client has no prior criminal history,
584
00:29:24,466 --> 00:29:26,506
and I would ask that he be freed on his own recognizance.
585
00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:28,666
- Opposed.
- Bail is posted at $1 million dollars.
586
00:29:28,701 --> 00:29:31,549
I would also ask the court for an immediate probable cause hearing.
587
00:29:31,584 --> 00:29:32,850
10 o'clock Tuesday.
588
00:29:32,885 --> 00:29:37,651
Now I would like to issue a stern warning to everybody, the lawyers, the press.
589
00:29:37,686 --> 00:29:42,902
We will conduct ourselves properly inside and outside this room.
590
00:29:42,937 --> 00:29:46,243
Mr. Winant, I don't know who was behind this morning's grandstanding arrest,
591
00:29:46,278 --> 00:29:48,584
but it has left a foul stench.
592
00:29:48,619 --> 00:29:51,634
Mr. Coho, the legend of your mouth precedes you.
593
00:29:51,669 --> 00:29:55,116
- My mouth?
- This case will be decided on evidence, not antics.
594
00:29:55,151 --> 00:29:58,807
- My mouth?
- And finally, the media...
595
00:29:59,532 --> 00:30:01,962
I won't tolerate any of your hoopla.
596
00:30:01,997 --> 00:30:04,393
This isn't fodder for you to sell copy.
597
00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:06,263
A woman is dead.
598
00:30:06,298 --> 00:30:10,096
A man is on trial. His freedom is at stake.
599
00:30:10,131 --> 00:30:13,894
You will all conduct yourselves accordingly.
600
00:30:13,929 --> 00:30:17,340
The defendant goes back into custody, and we are adjourned.
601
00:30:18,797 --> 00:30:20,400
Don't talk to anyone.
602
00:30:22,515 --> 00:30:25,300
I hope you have cause, or you're looking at obstruction of justice.
603
00:30:25,335 --> 00:30:27,649
Just shut up. Would you please?
604
00:30:27,684 --> 00:30:28,644
What's this?
605
00:30:28,679 --> 00:30:31,535
New discovery for your eyes only. Then we'll talk.
606
00:30:31,570 --> 00:30:34,462
Until then, I'd hold off on the big speeches.
607
00:30:37,046 --> 00:30:38,753
What's that?
608
00:30:40,270 --> 00:30:42,044
I don't think it's good.
609
00:30:51,155 --> 00:30:54,771
I really appreciate you coming back to see me.
610
00:30:54,806 --> 00:30:57,237
- Now take off the wig.
- What?
611
00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,517
Look, I know crazy people like the back of my hand.
612
00:31:00,552 --> 00:31:02,582
I don't think you're schizophrenic,
613
00:31:02,617 --> 00:31:04,577
nor is this any gender disorder.
614
00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:09,496
My bet is that you choose to assume this Clarice persona
615
00:31:09,531 --> 00:31:13,488
because you are a very shy man who likes to hide behind a disguise.
616
00:31:13,523 --> 00:31:15,034
Admit that I'm right.
617
00:31:15,069 --> 00:31:18,952
Admit I was right when I called you a ho, ho.
618
00:31:19,325 --> 00:31:21,945
Does Clarice take you over, Clarence?
619
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:25,803
Or do you choose to be Clarice?
620
00:31:26,681 --> 00:31:30,968
Please, take off the wig.
621
00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:43,540
Look at me, Clarence.
622
00:31:45,657 --> 00:31:47,208
Look at me.
623
00:31:47,243 --> 00:31:51,837
You have created this false personality where you feel more comfortable.
624
00:31:51,872 --> 00:31:55,570
Here's a flash. We all do it, everybody.
625
00:31:55,605 --> 00:31:59,221
Everybody has multiple versions of themselves.
626
00:31:59,256 --> 00:32:02,838
Now the distinctions are not quite this radical,
627
00:32:02,873 --> 00:32:05,788
but they are differences just the same,
628
00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:13,238
and I think part of your problem is that you are so successful as Clarice
629
00:32:13,273 --> 00:32:16,583
that it's not as fun being Clarence.
630
00:32:16,618 --> 00:32:18,691
It's not that simple.
631
00:32:18,726 --> 00:32:24,692
Sometimes I actually think things as Clarice that I could never come up with as Clarence.
632
00:32:24,727 --> 00:32:26,813
I'm funnier as her.
633
00:32:26,848 --> 00:32:29,090
My brain...
634
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:31,671
I think I'm even smarter as her.
635
00:32:31,706 --> 00:32:34,585
Well, self-confidence can affect your brain chemistry.
636
00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:38,582
I mean, look, some of the most brilliant writers in the world
637
00:32:38,617 --> 00:32:41,131
are the most boring people on the earth,
638
00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:44,489
but through their characters...
639
00:32:45,616 --> 00:32:51,397
you are living through this wonderful character you've created.
640
00:32:51,728 --> 00:32:56,829
Just let Clarence live.
641
00:32:59,085 --> 00:33:03,394
You are taking me to the movies tonight as Clarence.
642
00:33:03,429 --> 00:33:05,628
Platonic. Don't get any ideas.
643
00:33:05,663 --> 00:33:09,655
It just so happens that I need some Boston friends myself,
644
00:33:09,690 --> 00:33:11,686
so I will pick you up at 7 o'clock.
645
00:33:11,721 --> 00:33:16,087
- I, I don't know. Uh...
- Well, trust me, I know.
646
00:33:16,122 --> 00:33:20,209
7 o'clock. I'll see you then.
647
00:33:22,187 --> 00:33:28,518
Is it okay if, if I leave here as, as Clarice?
648
00:33:28,553 --> 00:33:31,018
It's fine.
649
00:33:31,269 --> 00:33:35,890
But Clarence better answer the door when I knock.
650
00:33:41,674 --> 00:33:43,446
What are you looking at?
651
00:33:43,481 --> 00:33:46,393
You peeping at my knockers? Perv!
652
00:33:46,428 --> 00:33:50,590
And you better not be looking at my ass on the way out neither.
653
00:33:56,665 --> 00:33:58,300
What?
654
00:33:58,785 --> 00:34:01,108
You're fun.
655
00:34:10,456 --> 00:34:12,160
- I want to see it.
- I'm not saying you can't.
656
00:34:12,195 --> 00:34:15,386
- Let's just let us see it first...
- I'm a big girl, Mr. Coho.
657
00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:17,701
Let me see that tape.
658
00:34:29,364 --> 00:34:34,588
Sometimes when you get a dream like that over and over,
659
00:34:34,623 --> 00:34:37,698
you wonder if it's some kind of message, you know?
660
00:34:37,733 --> 00:34:41,552
A message from who?
661
00:34:41,587 --> 00:34:42,296
I don't know.
662
00:34:42,331 --> 00:34:44,269
He's talking to a therapist.
663
00:34:44,270 --> 00:34:46,671
How did they get this?
664
00:34:46,706 --> 00:34:49,364
Telling you what?
665
00:34:50,698 --> 00:34:53,561
Maybe I should do it.
666
00:34:53,783 --> 00:34:58,919
Do it? You mean kill judge Hooper?
667
00:35:03,590 --> 00:35:06,678
Maybe there's something wrong with me loving her.
668
00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:08,667
Then why not just stop loving her?
669
00:35:08,702 --> 00:35:10,719
Because I can't.
670
00:35:10,754 --> 00:35:12,736
I don't know.
671
00:35:15,551 --> 00:35:18,508
Maybe he wants me to kill her.
672
00:35:19,874 --> 00:35:22,821
Is that what you want?
673
00:35:26,571 --> 00:35:28,622
It doesn't matter.
674
00:35:32,669 --> 00:35:34,427
It is doctor-patient communication.
675
00:35:34,462 --> 00:35:36,185
It's privileged. It's inadmissible.
676
00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:37,827
This disc was given to us.
677
00:35:37,862 --> 00:35:39,494
It is not the fruit of state action.
678
00:35:39,529 --> 00:35:41,719
The courts have never pierced doctor-patient privilege.
679
00:35:41,754 --> 00:35:43,457
We routinely pierce that privilege
680
00:35:43,492 --> 00:35:46,340
to protect against child abuse and prevent imminent bodily harm.
681
00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:48,856
But we don't admit the evidence in a criminal proceeding.
682
00:35:48,891 --> 00:35:51,644
There is a 3-pronged test, counsel.
683
00:35:51,679 --> 00:35:55,066
First, there must be a legitimate need for the evidence. Here there is.
684
00:35:55,101 --> 00:35:58,027
Second, the evidence must be relevant and material. It is.
685
00:35:58,062 --> 00:36:01,535
And third, the information cannot be secured through a less-intrusive source.
686
00:36:01,570 --> 00:36:03,426
The constitution has a time-honored...
687
00:36:03,461 --> 00:36:07,170
Actually, the constitution says nothing about doctor-patient communication.
688
00:36:07,205 --> 00:36:10,659
And as Mr. Winant points out, this does not involve state action.
689
00:36:10,694 --> 00:36:13,253
No, your remedy here is a civil one against a doctor
690
00:36:13,288 --> 00:36:15,358
whose conscience got the better of him.
691
00:36:15,393 --> 00:36:17,394
- I'm going to allow the evidence.
- What?
692
00:36:17,429 --> 00:36:19,457
- You cannot be serious!
- I have made my ruling.
693
00:36:19,492 --> 00:36:21,359
If you choose to appeal it, you may do so.
694
00:36:21,394 --> 00:36:23,666
We are through here. Good day.
695
00:36:23,701 --> 00:36:26,635
Oh, and tell your client, between now and trial,
696
00:36:26,670 --> 00:36:29,982
not to kill any more judges.
697
00:36:40,339 --> 00:36:43,259
I had the dream of choking her.
698
00:36:43,294 --> 00:36:46,796
That's one of the many things I discussed in therapy.
699
00:36:46,831 --> 00:36:50,298
That doesn't mean I'd actually kill her, and I didn't.
700
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:51,358
Who was "he"?
701
00:36:51,393 --> 00:36:55,849
You said to your therapist you thought maybe he wanted you to kill her.
702
00:36:55,884 --> 00:36:57,430
God.
703
00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:00,848
I wondered if God was somehow talking to me in my sleep.
704
00:37:00,883 --> 00:37:03,122
Why would God want you to kill her?
705
00:37:03,157 --> 00:37:06,179
I was raised in a very conservative household.
706
00:37:06,214 --> 00:37:09,202
My mother imposed a strict value system that...
707
00:37:09,486 --> 00:37:13,117
let's just say, I had and still have enormous guilt over committing adultery.
708
00:37:13,152 --> 00:37:15,353
I would even say I was tortured by that guilt,
709
00:37:15,388 --> 00:37:17,856
which is another reason I sought therapy.
710
00:37:18,698 --> 00:37:20,325
Why am I here? I thought I was making bail.
711
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,901
Why am I still in here?
712
00:37:21,936 --> 00:37:24,307
Scott, your mother is working on arranging bail for you right now,
713
00:37:24,342 --> 00:37:26,845
and we do hope to have you out of here by the end of the day.
714
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,019
You need to get me out.
715
00:37:29,054 --> 00:37:31,158
You need to get me out!
716
00:37:42,780 --> 00:37:44,543
And don't you look yummy?
717
00:37:44,578 --> 00:37:45,932
Yeah. Hey, look.
718
00:37:45,967 --> 00:37:47,961
Clarence told me about your date and all,
719
00:37:47,996 --> 00:37:50,024
and I sure appreciate what you're trying to do for him,
720
00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:52,308
but he got nervous, and he's not here.
721
00:37:52,343 --> 00:37:54,004
So rain check, okay?
722
00:37:54,039 --> 00:37:55,666
I see. And who are you?
723
00:37:55,667 --> 00:37:58,922
Me? I'm Clevant, that's who. I'm his brother.
724
00:37:58,957 --> 00:38:00,792
Look, don't be forcing stuff, okay?
725
00:38:00,827 --> 00:38:03,355
When Clarence is ready, he'll be ready.
726
00:38:03,390 --> 00:38:04,833
Very nice try,
727
00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:08,625
but I think that Clarence is ready.
728
00:38:09,315 --> 00:38:11,772
Now how long has Clevant been around?
729
00:38:13,601 --> 00:38:15,426
I was just trying him out.
730
00:38:15,461 --> 00:38:18,752
Yeah, well, he's staying here. Three's a crowd.
731
00:38:18,787 --> 00:38:21,353
So you ready, Clarence?
732
00:38:22,973 --> 00:38:25,644
- Ready.
- All right.
733
00:38:26,106 --> 00:38:28,192
Then off we go.
734
00:38:43,693 --> 00:38:47,869
I consider myself a tolerant man.
735
00:38:48,116 --> 00:38:50,325
And these midgets...
736
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,800
the truth is, I like them. They're sexy.
737
00:38:53,835 --> 00:38:56,016
I've always heard about those munchkin orgies,
738
00:38:56,051 --> 00:39:01,152
hundreds of them all in a pile and the idea of jumping in...
739
00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:04,353
Their libidos are out of whack, you know.
740
00:39:04,388 --> 00:39:07,121
They can go like gerbils.
741
00:39:07,973 --> 00:39:09,412
What?
742
00:39:09,447 --> 00:39:10,852
Nothing.
743
00:39:11,178 --> 00:39:14,998
Just listening to the idle ramblings of the tolerant man.
744
00:39:15,033 --> 00:39:17,971
And, and this one... gonna cause me trouble.
745
00:39:18,006 --> 00:39:19,270
I looked her up.
746
00:39:19,305 --> 00:39:22,162
She's a tenacious litigator.
747
00:39:22,197 --> 00:39:25,020
They call her "the badger".
748
00:39:25,055 --> 00:39:27,925
They're vicious little people.
749
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,288
Another nugget of insight from the ambassador of tolerance.
750
00:39:31,323 --> 00:39:33,142
Yeah.
751
00:39:33,385 --> 00:39:35,505
This political correctness is out of control.
752
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:39,956
You can't racial-profile. You can't call a midget a midget.
753
00:39:39,991 --> 00:39:41,772
It's all spinning out of control.
754
00:39:41,807 --> 00:39:45,471
Actually, Denny, it's beginning to spin your way again.
755
00:39:45,506 --> 00:39:49,135
The stigma of racial profiling has been obliterated.
756
00:39:49,170 --> 00:39:52,693
Snap judgments are all the rage.
757
00:39:52,728 --> 00:39:56,334
The press has already convicted this kid arrested for the judge's murder.
758
00:39:56,369 --> 00:39:58,474
'Cause he did it.
759
00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:03,399
My client's boss actually cited the government's 1% risk doctrine
760
00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:05,898
as a reason for firing him.
761
00:40:05,933 --> 00:40:08,838
Transvestites are now a threat to national security. Did you know that?
762
00:40:08,873 --> 00:40:10,224
Of course they are,
763
00:40:10,259 --> 00:40:12,567
prancing around, wearing disguises.
764
00:40:12,602 --> 00:40:15,882
There could be a Muslim underneath all that mascara.
765
00:40:15,917 --> 00:40:19,162
And the nuggets of tolerance just keep on coming.
766
00:40:22,126 --> 00:40:24,956
I like the new girl, Claire.
767
00:40:26,885 --> 00:40:30,551
She called me gross and fat.
768
00:40:30,967 --> 00:40:33,559
I think she's attracted to me.
769
00:40:33,970 --> 00:40:37,015
These are exciting times at Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
770
00:40:37,050 --> 00:40:42,502
New lawyers, the juiciest murder case in town, a dead judge.
771
00:40:42,537 --> 00:40:44,125
And to add to it all...
772
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,900
I'm being sued by a killer dwarf.
773
00:40:47,986 --> 00:40:50,009
Exciting days ahead.