1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,389 Previously on 'Boston Legal' 2 00:00:01,424 --> 00:00:02,236 We're the new guys. 3 00:00:02,271 --> 00:00:04,669 He's officially the grossest person I've ever met. 4 00:00:04,704 --> 00:00:05,678 A post-nup? 5 00:00:05,713 --> 00:00:06,653 My idea. 6 00:00:06,654 --> 00:00:08,149 She gets my cigarette boat. 7 00:00:08,184 --> 00:00:09,099 Only if you cheat. 8 00:00:09,100 --> 00:00:11,476 We met on Facespace. Today is our first real date. 9 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,675 Denny, it's me Bethany. 10 00:00:13,710 --> 00:00:16,827 When you called me a midget, you caused me emotional distress. 11 00:00:16,862 --> 00:00:19,182 Judge Marcia Hooper was found murdered last night. 12 00:00:19,217 --> 00:00:20,164 We were having an affair. 13 00:00:20,199 --> 00:00:22,066 Could my son actually be arrested? 14 00:00:22,101 --> 00:00:24,795 They wouldn't be hauling him away in cuffs if they didn't have the goods on him. 15 00:00:24,830 --> 00:00:26,017 Maybe I should do it. 16 00:00:26,052 --> 00:00:27,895 You mean kill judge Hooper? 17 00:00:27,896 --> 00:00:30,092 Maybe he wants me to kill her. 18 00:00:36,365 --> 00:00:38,114 And he just happened to be at the murder scene. 19 00:00:38,149 --> 00:00:40,728 He just happened to be having a sweet Little affair with the victim. 20 00:00:40,763 --> 00:00:41,494 Oh! 21 00:00:41,529 --> 00:00:45,951 And he just happened to be having a teeny-weeny little dream about killing her. 22 00:00:45,986 --> 00:00:49,535 I might have been born yesterday, folks, but I wasn't born last night. 23 00:00:49,570 --> 00:00:52,025 Does anybody really think he didn't kill her? 24 00:00:52,060 --> 00:00:55,117 My God! We need to gag this woman. 25 00:00:55,152 --> 00:00:56,324 I did once. 26 00:00:56,359 --> 00:00:58,611 Best sexual experience of my life. 27 00:00:58,646 --> 00:01:00,542 What are you talking about? 28 00:01:00,577 --> 00:01:02,439 She covered one of my trials. 29 00:01:02,474 --> 00:01:05,053 She's an animal. 30 00:01:05,459 --> 00:01:07,568 You had sex with this reporter? 31 00:01:07,603 --> 00:01:09,014 Please, Paul. 32 00:01:09,049 --> 00:01:10,931 A gentleman never talks. 33 00:01:10,966 --> 00:01:14,555 Get with the program, folks. This guy is as guilty as sin! 34 00:01:14,590 --> 00:01:15,848 She's an animal. 35 00:01:15,883 --> 00:01:18,282 Denny, she seems to be on the attack. 36 00:01:18,317 --> 00:01:20,556 Did it end badly? 37 00:01:20,807 --> 00:01:22,595 Not for me. 38 00:01:29,935 --> 00:01:32,820 Your honor, Jeffrey Coho. 39 00:01:32,855 --> 00:01:35,349 I wanted to introduce myself and convey my deepest sympa... 40 00:01:35,384 --> 00:01:37,126 I know who you are, Mr. Coho. 41 00:01:37,161 --> 00:01:40,483 You're the man giving representation to the person who murdered my wife. 42 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:43,806 Your honor, I don't believe Scott Little took the life of your wife. 43 00:01:43,841 --> 00:01:46,497 I wouldn't defend him if I thought that he did. 44 00:01:46,532 --> 00:01:49,154 Because you don't defend guilty people, is that it? 45 00:01:49,189 --> 00:01:50,621 You disgust me. 46 00:01:50,656 --> 00:01:51,316 Already? 47 00:01:51,317 --> 00:01:54,630 It's not enough that you tried to secure the freedom of an adulterer and a murderer. 48 00:01:54,665 --> 00:01:57,249 We both want the real killer brought to justice here. 49 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,438 It's not Scott Little. 50 00:02:00,402 --> 00:02:02,312 Get out. 51 00:02:03,292 --> 00:02:05,460 If I may ask, 52 00:02:05,495 --> 00:02:09,882 there are rumors that your wife's infidelity extended significantly beyond my client. 53 00:02:09,917 --> 00:02:11,893 Did you know about this? 54 00:02:11,928 --> 00:02:16,205 How dare you come into this room and indict not only my late wife... 55 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,490 - I don't mean to be insensitive... - but also my marriage! 56 00:02:18,525 --> 00:02:20,993 to the person who killed your wife, you would want to give it... 57 00:02:21,028 --> 00:02:22,544 Your client murdered my wife! 58 00:02:22,579 --> 00:02:24,039 - Because I'm told... - Get out of my chamber! 59 00:02:24,074 --> 00:02:28,316 that you've told other people that your marriage was in trouble. 60 00:02:28,351 --> 00:02:29,650 Who told you that? 61 00:02:29,685 --> 00:02:31,976 They insisted on anonymity. 62 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:33,598 Your honor, please. 63 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:36,572 We all want to get to the truth of this. 64 00:02:36,931 --> 00:02:38,808 Jonathan, what are you doing here? 65 00:02:38,843 --> 00:02:40,527 I hope nothing ex parte. 66 00:02:40,562 --> 00:02:43,629 One of my staff saw you come in. What are you doing? 67 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,686 Trying to find out who killed Marcia Hooper. 68 00:02:45,721 --> 00:02:46,714 Don't you want to know? 69 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:47,707 Are you kidding me? 70 00:02:47,708 --> 00:02:49,867 Certainly I'm allowed to interview potential witnesses. 71 00:02:49,902 --> 00:02:52,334 Don't tell me the tampering has already begun. 72 00:02:52,369 --> 00:02:53,577 You are out of your mind. 73 00:02:53,612 --> 00:02:56,845 Yes, how nice to remain so tightly locked inside yours. 74 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,486 Let me tell you something right now. 75 00:02:58,521 --> 00:03:00,166 If you start to intimidate my witnesses... 76 00:03:00,201 --> 00:03:03,480 Why yours? Do you have dibs? 77 00:03:03,824 --> 00:03:06,579 Is this the way you want to play it? 78 00:03:06,614 --> 00:03:08,137 Fine. 79 00:03:08,172 --> 00:03:11,462 It doesn't seem we can settle this with words. 80 00:03:12,361 --> 00:03:14,669 Maybe we should fight. 81 00:03:19,171 --> 00:03:22,219 Why does everyone in Boston just stare at me? 82 00:03:55,209 --> 00:03:56,482 Hello. 83 00:03:56,517 --> 00:03:58,103 We're looking for... 84 00:03:58,138 --> 00:03:59,980 Shirley Schmidt! 85 00:04:00,015 --> 00:04:01,823 Missy. Ivan. 86 00:04:01,858 --> 00:04:03,176 Shirley. 87 00:04:03,211 --> 00:04:05,175 We thought we'd share our good news. 88 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:07,890 We're having babies. 89 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:10,632 Congratulations. 90 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,941 Sally Bowles is pregnant. 91 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:18,272 We're becoming a family, Shirley. It's all falling into place. 92 00:04:18,307 --> 00:04:21,006 The happy ending, just like I dreamed. 93 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:23,706 Yes, it is, Sally Bowles! Yes, it is! 94 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:26,140 Honey, get the slobber towel. 95 00:04:27,527 --> 00:04:31,950 'Cause life is a cabaret, old dog. 96 00:04:31,985 --> 00:04:33,880 She's not really old. 97 00:04:33,915 --> 00:04:37,818 Life is a cabaret. 98 00:04:37,853 --> 00:04:38,920 So I hear. 99 00:04:38,955 --> 00:04:43,000 Ivan, I'm gonna leave you with the girls while I tinkle. 100 00:04:43,035 --> 00:04:45,121 Certainly, sweetheart. 101 00:04:50,172 --> 00:04:51,845 - God, I hate her. - Oh, boy. 102 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,211 I tried this time. 103 00:04:54,246 --> 00:04:57,290 I want to love her. No, I do love her. 104 00:04:57,325 --> 00:05:00,744 She's just too much. Too much singing, too much sex. 105 00:05:00,779 --> 00:05:02,512 I'm not a young man anymore. 106 00:05:02,547 --> 00:05:05,219 And, well, there's the fact that she's stupid. 107 00:05:05,254 --> 00:05:08,122 Ivan, you're choking on your sixth wife. 108 00:05:08,157 --> 00:05:11,117 Have you ever thought about slowing down and chewing them up more carefully? 109 00:05:11,152 --> 00:05:14,746 Shirley, I know that you and I left on bad terms, 110 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:18,340 but if you have even a modicum of forgiveness in you, 111 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:19,504 I need your help. 112 00:05:19,539 --> 00:05:21,064 But I'm Missy's attorney. 113 00:05:21,099 --> 00:05:23,899 Exactly. You wrote her post-nup. 114 00:05:23,934 --> 00:05:25,933 Where's the back door? That's all I'm asking. 115 00:05:25,968 --> 00:05:29,646 And as Missy's attorney, I should be advising her right now. 116 00:05:29,681 --> 00:05:32,952 My hunch is that she doesn't even know you want out. 117 00:05:32,987 --> 00:05:35,092 She's been busy decorating the nursery. 118 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:37,868 What I can tell you is there is no back door. 119 00:05:37,903 --> 00:05:42,809 That post-nup is as tight as your soon-to-be sixth ex-wife's tushy. 120 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:47,256 Shirley, you wrote that post-nup right after you learned 121 00:05:47,291 --> 00:05:50,299 that I was sleeping with you while still married with Missy. 122 00:05:50,334 --> 00:05:52,373 You must have put in a loophole. 123 00:05:52,408 --> 00:05:54,378 God, that would have been smart! 124 00:05:54,413 --> 00:05:57,744 I must have been too distracted by that irritating rage. 125 00:05:57,779 --> 00:06:00,371 I'm sorry, Ivan, but that agreement clearly states 126 00:06:00,406 --> 00:06:03,985 that if you cause the dissolution of that marriage in any form, 127 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:07,421 you will lose the bulk of your assets. 128 00:06:07,810 --> 00:06:10,979 Well, then, Shirley, my first love, 129 00:06:11,014 --> 00:06:13,412 it pains me to do this. 130 00:06:14,947 --> 00:06:16,597 You're serving me? 131 00:06:16,632 --> 00:06:19,271 It's the only way I can nullify the post-nup. 132 00:06:19,306 --> 00:06:21,971 Besides, we'll be back in court together. 133 00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:23,632 It'll be fun. 134 00:06:45,474 --> 00:06:46,360 What's going on? 135 00:06:46,395 --> 00:06:48,186 Scott, I want you to listen to me 136 00:06:48,221 --> 00:06:50,274 and just hear me out for a second, okay? 137 00:06:50,309 --> 00:06:51,396 I'm represented by counsel. 138 00:06:51,431 --> 00:06:54,078 And if you wish to assert that right, I will respect it and leave, 139 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:57,179 but before you do anything, just hear what I have to say. 140 00:06:57,214 --> 00:07:00,961 You don't have to respond. In fact, I would advise you not to. 141 00:07:04,339 --> 00:07:09,942 I believe that Jeffrey Coho is placing his own grandiose interests above yours. 142 00:07:09,977 --> 00:07:11,814 The last thing that he wants to see here 143 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:15,418 is a plea agreement or some deal that might preempt his 15 minutes. 144 00:07:15,453 --> 00:07:19,797 This is a man who covets, perhaps thrives, on media attention. 145 00:07:19,832 --> 00:07:22,587 He would rather see you convicted, in my belief, 146 00:07:22,622 --> 00:07:26,262 than give up the chance of a spectacle that might maximize his profile. 147 00:07:26,297 --> 00:07:29,320 And, Scott, this is a case that should be pled out. 148 00:07:29,355 --> 00:07:31,584 This victim was struck once. 149 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:34,106 We know this was heat of passion. We know that you didn't mean to kill her. 150 00:07:34,141 --> 00:07:38,720 But if we go to trial, we will be charging first degree. 151 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,298 Scott, your semon was there. 152 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:44,263 You were having an affair with her. 153 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,849 You told your shrink that you had urges to kill her. 154 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:48,965 There's no way that we lose this one. 155 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,148 Second degree, you could be out of here in eight years. 156 00:07:51,183 --> 00:07:54,758 First degree, you are looking at life. 157 00:07:54,793 --> 00:07:56,855 Now the reason I'm in here telling you all this is 158 00:07:56,890 --> 00:08:01,770 because someone needs to, and I suspect that it won't be Jeffrey Coho. 159 00:08:01,805 --> 00:08:06,598 He will never counsel you to give up his O.J. moment. 160 00:08:06,633 --> 00:08:11,530 If his becoming famous means you spending the rest of your life in jail, 161 00:08:11,565 --> 00:08:13,736 so be it. 162 00:08:30,541 --> 00:08:35,246 Denny Crane, in the flesh, a lot of flesh. 163 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:36,810 You look taller. 164 00:08:36,845 --> 00:08:41,172 Oh, I'm just walking on air, just the thought of suing you. 165 00:08:41,207 --> 00:08:42,955 You said you had an offer? 166 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,704 Yes, I offer you this. 167 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:48,374 It's a depo notice. 168 00:08:48,409 --> 00:08:48,972 That's right. 169 00:08:48,973 --> 00:08:50,940 I thought, instead of giving you money, 170 00:08:50,975 --> 00:08:54,189 I would depose and get this complaint kicked before you even begin. 171 00:08:54,224 --> 00:08:56,504 - Oh, is that what you thought? - Yeah. 172 00:08:56,539 --> 00:08:58,272 You think you're just gonna make me go away? 173 00:08:58,307 --> 00:09:00,001 You want a war, you got a war. 174 00:09:00,036 --> 00:09:01,541 You fat old man. 175 00:09:01,576 --> 00:09:04,857 Let the games begin, small fry. 176 00:09:07,445 --> 00:09:08,674 Well... 177 00:09:08,709 --> 00:09:13,153 certainly his allegations of blackmail lead to duress and unconscionability. 178 00:09:13,188 --> 00:09:16,177 And if Ivan goes to the press... 179 00:09:16,212 --> 00:09:19,410 I don't think he'll go to the press. He has his reputation. 180 00:09:19,445 --> 00:09:22,609 Plus, if there's one thing about Ivan, he doesn't play dirty. 181 00:09:22,644 --> 00:09:24,745 Shirley, Paul. 182 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:27,325 I believe you've met my attorney, Alan Shore. 183 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,277 How do you do? 184 00:09:29,829 --> 00:09:30,792 What's going on? 185 00:09:30,827 --> 00:09:34,123 I told Alan my story. He's agreed to represent me. 186 00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:35,773 That's ridiculous. 187 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:37,418 I'm a fan of ridiculous. 188 00:09:37,419 --> 00:09:40,885 It's also a non-waivable conflict. We're both attorneys at the same firm. 189 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,264 Oh, please. You used to be married to Ivan. 190 00:09:43,299 --> 00:09:46,805 Clearly we've already hurdled the conflict of interest bar. 191 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,229 What the hell are you doing? 192 00:09:48,264 --> 00:09:51,105 Shirley, what you did to my client was unfair. 193 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:53,989 I'm a man of principle or not, 194 00:09:54,024 --> 00:09:56,839 whatever the situation calls for. 195 00:09:56,874 --> 00:09:58,222 Don't be so greedy. 196 00:09:58,257 --> 00:10:00,329 There's enough fun to go around for everybody. 197 00:10:00,364 --> 00:10:02,215 I forbid you to represent this man. 198 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,325 Even better. 199 00:10:03,326 --> 00:10:06,526 Come on, Alan. Let's prepare. 200 00:10:13,409 --> 00:10:15,314 Well, this could get ugly. 201 00:10:15,349 --> 00:10:16,259 You think? 202 00:10:16,294 --> 00:10:18,487 I'll inform the executive committee, 203 00:10:18,522 --> 00:10:23,735 and I believe there's one other person you need to inform. 204 00:10:25,884 --> 00:10:30,519 Missy! Not every marriage was meant to be. 205 00:10:30,554 --> 00:10:32,802 Not every couple... 206 00:10:33,837 --> 00:10:35,745 The lungs on you! 207 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:38,558 I learned to project in "gypsy. " 208 00:10:39,904 --> 00:10:42,806 Missy, I, I just want to assure you that 209 00:10:42,841 --> 00:10:47,011 what happed between Ivan and me was totally unpremeditated, 210 00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:49,571 without malice or intent to hurt you. 211 00:10:49,606 --> 00:10:52,180 I'm sure just one thing led to another. 212 00:10:52,215 --> 00:10:53,174 That's right. 213 00:10:53,209 --> 00:10:54,320 He's very charming. 214 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,064 He can be. 215 00:10:56,099 --> 00:10:57,772 Oh, Shirley... 216 00:10:57,807 --> 00:10:59,276 Tell me what happened. 217 00:10:59,311 --> 00:11:00,284 In your marriage? 218 00:11:00,319 --> 00:11:01,705 In bed with you and Ivan. 219 00:11:01,706 --> 00:11:02,512 What? 220 00:11:02,547 --> 00:11:03,318 Tell me. 221 00:11:03,319 --> 00:11:06,345 If I know what you two did, I'll be able to move past it, 222 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:09,642 but I have to know exactly what I'm moving past. 223 00:11:09,677 --> 00:11:12,397 You have to know exactly? 224 00:11:12,432 --> 00:11:15,118 Couldn't you just know-ish? 225 00:11:15,153 --> 00:11:19,649 You're right. I'll just imagine the details. 226 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:24,611 The important part is that you did the brave, honorable, honest thing by telling me, 227 00:11:24,646 --> 00:11:27,398 and I still want you to represent me. 228 00:11:27,433 --> 00:11:31,270 So what happens next? 229 00:11:31,305 --> 00:11:33,549 We go to court. 230 00:11:34,288 --> 00:11:36,613 You approached the defendant directly with a plea offer? 231 00:11:36,648 --> 00:11:38,559 I did not go there to elicit any response. 232 00:11:38,594 --> 00:11:39,597 Why did you go then? 233 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,778 Because I have ethical concerns 234 00:11:41,813 --> 00:11:45,559 as to whether he's getting a fair and true representation from this megalomaniac. 235 00:11:45,594 --> 00:11:48,573 I consider myself first and foremost an officer of the court. 236 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,436 You're in contempt. 237 00:11:49,471 --> 00:11:52,410 And if I think a defendant's interests are being undermined 238 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,917 by a narcissistic lawyer's need for publicity... 239 00:11:54,952 --> 00:11:57,645 If you ever so much as look at the defendant again outside of counsel, 240 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:01,112 I will declare prosecutorial misconduct and direct a verdict for the defendant. 241 00:12:01,147 --> 00:12:03,082 Your honor, he's gone to all my witnesses. 242 00:12:03,117 --> 00:12:04,983 Mr. Little is the accused, one with counsel, 243 00:12:05,018 --> 00:12:07,906 and Mr. Coho is entitled to talk to the witnesses! 244 00:12:07,941 --> 00:12:11,712 - You want to rein me in? - You are not helping yourself, sir. 245 00:12:11,747 --> 00:12:14,863 I will not let this trial become about the two of you. 246 00:12:14,898 --> 00:12:18,863 We have a canon of legal ethics which you will both abide by, 247 00:12:18,898 --> 00:12:22,328 or I will remove you both. 248 00:12:22,363 --> 00:12:24,519 Mr. Winant... 249 00:12:24,554 --> 00:12:28,055 I am shocked and appalled. 250 00:12:28,354 --> 00:12:30,442 That is all. 251 00:12:34,993 --> 00:12:38,633 Hey, sorry to turn you in. I just thought he'd want to know. 252 00:12:49,672 --> 00:12:51,149 I don't mean to sound impatient. 253 00:12:51,184 --> 00:12:52,796 I've been waiting for close to two hours. 254 00:12:52,831 --> 00:12:54,077 I just want ten minutes. 255 00:12:54,112 --> 00:12:57,159 As you can see, Mr. Coho, Dr. Simon is extremely busy. 256 00:12:57,194 --> 00:13:00,207 I explained to you he would not be able to see you today. 257 00:13:00,242 --> 00:13:02,648 I believe I explained it to you twice. 258 00:13:02,683 --> 00:13:05,069 It's just, um... 259 00:13:05,104 --> 00:13:11,140 I'm a little upset that Dr. Simon would reveal everything that I told him in a private session. 260 00:13:11,175 --> 00:13:15,563 I would expect that he would not repeat everything I told him in the strictest confidence 261 00:13:15,598 --> 00:13:19,359 and blab to everyone about my phobias and sexual problems 262 00:13:19,394 --> 00:13:21,450 and my most intimate insecurities. 263 00:13:21,485 --> 00:13:23,507 And to print it on his web site. 264 00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:25,295 Hold on one second, please. 265 00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:30,053 If I lose a single patient as a result of that flagrant, outrageous outburst, 266 00:13:30,088 --> 00:13:31,075 I will sue you! 267 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,605 Yeah, well, it's gonna have to be a counterclaim, 268 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,227 'cause we're probably gonna sue you first. 269 00:13:34,262 --> 00:13:35,780 I've got a client sitting in a jail cell 270 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,730 because you violated doctor-patient communication. 271 00:13:38,765 --> 00:13:40,398 That's privileged information, pal. 272 00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:42,445 You don't think it was an agonizing thing! 273 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,474 - You think it was legal? - Yes, it was legal! 274 00:13:44,509 --> 00:13:46,898 If I believe somebody's life is in danger... 275 00:13:46,933 --> 00:13:49,909 Her life was no longer in danger. She was dead. 276 00:13:49,944 --> 00:13:52,885 No, she wasn't, not when I turned the tape over. 277 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,704 When did you turn it over? 278 00:13:54,739 --> 00:13:56,489 The afternoon of her death. 279 00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:00,118 You gave the tape to the police the afternoon of her death? 280 00:14:00,153 --> 00:14:01,651 Well, I... 281 00:14:01,686 --> 00:14:04,354 I didn't give it to the police. 282 00:14:04,389 --> 00:14:05,981 I gave it to her husband. 283 00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:06,823 What? 284 00:14:06,858 --> 00:14:08,970 He was here, so I gave it to him. 285 00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:14,706 What do you mean, "he was here"? 286 00:14:15,587 --> 00:14:18,741 Scott Little was referred to me by Marcia Hooper, 287 00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:21,631 who I used to treat. 288 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:26,196 I currently treat her husband, Brian. 289 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:30,848 Okay, before we start, 290 00:14:30,883 --> 00:14:34,049 I want it on the record that I am very uncomfortable deposing a dwarf. 291 00:14:34,084 --> 00:14:35,479 What's that supposed to mean? 292 00:14:35,514 --> 00:14:36,839 It means I'm uncomfortable. 293 00:14:36,874 --> 00:14:40,386 I don't need any victims' rights groups picketing outside my condo. 294 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,898 Not to mention the fact you obviously have deep psychological issues 295 00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:48,474 to accept any date with a 72-year-old man, let alone him. 296 00:14:48,509 --> 00:14:50,820 Just ask your questions, bitchy-do. 297 00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:53,370 I want that attack on the record. 298 00:14:53,405 --> 00:14:55,851 Is it your testimony, miss Horowitz, 299 00:14:55,886 --> 00:14:58,077 that when two people meet for romantic purposes 300 00:14:58,112 --> 00:15:01,211 they are not entitled to judge one another on physical appearance? 301 00:15:01,246 --> 00:15:02,837 That is not my testimony, 302 00:15:02,872 --> 00:15:07,458 but he is not allowed to call me a midget in a crowded room full of my peers. 303 00:15:07,493 --> 00:15:09,435 Oh, other people heard this? 304 00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:09,841 Yes. 305 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,006 Name six. 306 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,156 I didn't get names. 307 00:15:12,157 --> 00:15:13,438 I was too shaken. 308 00:15:13,473 --> 00:15:14,213 I see. 309 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:18,549 Do you make room for the possibility that Mr. Crane was shaken? 310 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:22,884 Did you ever mention beforehand that you were a little person? 311 00:15:22,919 --> 00:15:25,530 I said that I'm petite. 312 00:15:25,565 --> 00:15:26,386 "Petite"? 313 00:15:26,387 --> 00:15:29,411 That's what I am. I'm petite. 314 00:15:29,446 --> 00:15:32,148 You two spoke over the internet for two weeks, 315 00:15:32,183 --> 00:15:34,979 divulging personal, intimate details. 316 00:15:35,014 --> 00:15:38,266 You leave out the fact that you're under 3 feet tall? 317 00:15:38,301 --> 00:15:40,092 Do you think that's honest? 318 00:15:40,127 --> 00:15:43,645 Look at him! Did I get Mel Gibson? 319 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,135 Maybe I did. 320 00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:48,942 Why didn't you tell him you were a dwarf? 321 00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:50,765 Because it shouldn't matter. 322 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:55,849 - It shouldn't matter? - No, it shouldn't matter. 323 00:15:56,609 --> 00:15:58,853 I can see you're hurt. 324 00:15:58,888 --> 00:16:00,482 Could you be especially hurt 325 00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:03,294 because this is the first time you felt you hooked up with someone 326 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:06,145 where you being a dwarf didn't matter? 327 00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:08,866 Who are you, Dr. Phil? 328 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,658 During the course of your internet relationship, 329 00:16:11,693 --> 00:16:14,416 did you happen to fall for my client a little? 330 00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:15,446 Oh, please. 331 00:16:15,481 --> 00:16:17,205 Then what's the harm? 332 00:16:17,206 --> 00:16:19,220 You seem pretty thick-skinned. 333 00:16:19,255 --> 00:16:21,513 I'm sure you've faced your share of ridicule. 334 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:26,127 Were you really damaged by a callous remark from a buffoon? 335 00:16:26,162 --> 00:16:30,814 Who are you to say what does or doesn't humiliate me? 336 00:16:30,849 --> 00:16:34,509 You had high hopes for a relationship with this man, didn't you? 337 00:16:34,544 --> 00:16:38,431 You daydreamed about going up against him in law school. 338 00:16:38,466 --> 00:16:43,073 You were in awe of him, and he rejected you. 339 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:05,873 My client signed this post-nup under both emotional and carnal duress. 340 00:17:05,908 --> 00:17:07,971 The terms are onerous, unconscionable... 341 00:17:08,006 --> 00:17:10,514 We negotiated in good faith, your honor. There was nothing onerous about it. 342 00:17:10,549 --> 00:17:13,333 Why would anyone voluntarily sign away 343 00:17:13,368 --> 00:17:15,832 all of his possessions for virtually no consideration? 344 00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:18,586 He was under a spell, a sort of orgasmic stupor. 345 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,186 The consideration was sex with Missy. 346 00:17:20,221 --> 00:17:22,811 Oh, please, he was still getting it on with you! 347 00:17:22,846 --> 00:17:25,416 - Objection! - Which brings us right back to unconscionable. 348 00:17:25,451 --> 00:17:26,854 Mr. Shore, that's enough. 349 00:17:26,889 --> 00:17:27,837 Really? 350 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,433 Then I'd like to call a witness. 351 00:17:29,468 --> 00:17:30,855 - What witness? - You. 352 00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:31,847 - Me? - You. 353 00:17:31,882 --> 00:17:34,081 - He can't call opposing counsel. - Of course I can. 354 00:17:34,116 --> 00:17:37,234 Ms. Schmidt is a material witness. In fact she's the material witness. 355 00:17:37,269 --> 00:17:40,744 She's perfectly happy to bellow her position in open court. 356 00:17:40,779 --> 00:17:44,277 I merely ask that she do so under oath. 357 00:17:46,718 --> 00:17:48,071 I'll allow it. 358 00:17:48,106 --> 00:17:51,151 Ms. Schmidt will take the stand this afternoon. 359 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,464 Is your resume intact? 360 00:17:54,499 --> 00:17:57,119 Shirley, you're being retaliatory. 361 00:17:57,154 --> 00:17:59,743 It becomes you. 362 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:03,236 The shrink was treating the victim and her husband? 363 00:18:03,271 --> 00:18:05,227 He saw that tape. He didn't tell his wife. 364 00:18:05,262 --> 00:18:07,728 - How can you be sure of that? - She made love to Scott that night. 365 00:18:07,763 --> 00:18:10,109 Would she have done that if she knew that he harbored thoughts of killing her? 366 00:18:10,144 --> 00:18:11,610 Would she not have said something like, 367 00:18:11,645 --> 00:18:13,703 "hey, what's up with wanting me dead?" 368 00:18:13,738 --> 00:18:15,762 The husband saw the tape. He sat on it. 369 00:18:15,797 --> 00:18:17,523 He didn't tell her. 370 00:18:18,082 --> 00:18:19,215 What are you thinking? 371 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,546 I'm thinking how perfect if he wanted to kill her. 372 00:18:21,581 --> 00:18:25,158 The angry, bald little husband, he waits for Scott to come over, 373 00:18:25,193 --> 00:18:28,376 waits for them to make love, perfect, he comes home, 374 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:31,539 whacks her once on the head, dials 911, 375 00:18:31,574 --> 00:18:33,185 hands over the tape. 376 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:36,993 The angry, bald little husband killed his wife, 377 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,367 just like in the movies. 378 00:18:47,509 --> 00:18:49,893 It's very good news. 379 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:51,095 Do the police know about this? 380 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,108 They must. 381 00:18:52,109 --> 00:18:55,147 The minute he gave them the tape, they had to ask when he got it. 382 00:18:55,182 --> 00:18:58,537 Whether they know that Dr. Simon treated him and her, 383 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:01,858 I don't know, but the truth is, Scott, it doesn't matter. 384 00:19:01,893 --> 00:19:05,433 Because you are the only one they have a shot at getting for this murder. 385 00:19:05,468 --> 00:19:06,489 You're the target. 386 00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:10,022 In the end, that tape speaks for itself. 387 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:12,604 What's this? 388 00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:14,323 We need you to authorize our access 389 00:19:14,358 --> 00:19:18,155 to Dr. Simon's notes and records concerning your treatment. 390 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:19,018 Why? 391 00:19:19,053 --> 00:19:21,375 Well, we have to be able to put that footage into context. 392 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,008 There may things that you said that I can use. 393 00:19:24,043 --> 00:19:27,580 I can't know that until I review it all. 394 00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:36,772 I don't think I want you to see or read everything I said to my shrink. 395 00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:39,107 Scott, it would be for our eyes only. 396 00:19:39,142 --> 00:19:41,003 There's nothing I said that's really relevant. 397 00:19:41,038 --> 00:19:43,913 You've got to let us decide that, Scott. 398 00:19:46,973 --> 00:19:48,924 No. 399 00:19:48,959 --> 00:19:50,905 That stuff is privileged. 400 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:54,853 Scott, I'm the one vested with saving your life. 401 00:19:54,888 --> 00:19:58,030 That's not shaping up to be an easy job right now. 402 00:19:58,065 --> 00:20:01,172 I don't want you looking at my therapist's records. 403 00:20:01,207 --> 00:20:03,171 - Scott... - I said no! 404 00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:10,039 What do you mean, she won't drop it? 405 00:20:10,074 --> 00:20:11,172 She's hurt. 406 00:20:11,207 --> 00:20:13,682 My advice is if you really want this to go away, 407 00:20:13,717 --> 00:20:16,470 you have to apologize, and this time make it heartfelt. 408 00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:17,908 - Do you do that? - Never. 409 00:20:17,943 --> 00:20:20,013 I really appreciate your coming. 410 00:20:20,048 --> 00:20:22,510 I'd like a small sandwich and some coffee. 411 00:20:22,545 --> 00:20:24,161 Not a problem. 412 00:20:24,196 --> 00:20:26,197 You want to talk to me about the boy, don't you? 413 00:20:26,232 --> 00:20:28,792 Well, yes, but first I'd like to talk to you about that night. 414 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:29,992 The night she died? 415 00:20:30,027 --> 00:20:31,137 Yes. 416 00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:34,198 He was there that night, the boy. 417 00:20:35,028 --> 00:20:37,314 And did you see them make love? 418 00:20:37,349 --> 00:20:40,395 No, but he used the clicker. 419 00:20:40,677 --> 00:20:41,558 "The clicker"? 420 00:20:41,593 --> 00:20:44,372 The remote that opens the garage door. 421 00:20:44,407 --> 00:20:47,116 She gave all her special lovers clickers. 422 00:20:47,151 --> 00:20:50,836 That way they could go undetected by suspecting neighbors, 423 00:20:50,871 --> 00:20:52,959 but I always knew. 424 00:20:52,994 --> 00:20:56,436 Did you see anybody besides Scott Little go there that night? 425 00:20:56,471 --> 00:20:58,381 No. He left at 9, 426 00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:01,215 and the husband got home sometime between 10 and 11. 427 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:02,731 Between 10 and 11? You're sure? 428 00:21:02,766 --> 00:21:03,344 Oh, yes. 429 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,058 I was out with my little dog. 430 00:21:05,093 --> 00:21:08,427 I walk my little dog always between 10 and 11, 431 00:21:08,462 --> 00:21:10,463 and that's when I saw the husband go in. 432 00:21:10,498 --> 00:21:12,429 - You sure it was the husband? - I am. 433 00:21:12,464 --> 00:21:15,915 He drives some sort of little white convertible in an attempt, I suppose, 434 00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:19,322 to seem interesting, which he's not, not at all. 435 00:21:19,357 --> 00:21:21,690 He's a nasty little man. 436 00:21:21,725 --> 00:21:24,010 He made her get that restraining order against me. 437 00:21:24,045 --> 00:21:25,812 He made her do it. 438 00:21:25,847 --> 00:21:27,983 Well, you are a peeping Tom. 439 00:21:28,018 --> 00:21:29,584 Oh, she liked that. 440 00:21:29,619 --> 00:21:33,798 She liked that I looked. I was a benign peepy. 441 00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:37,464 The other men who had the clickers, do you think you might recognize them? 442 00:21:37,499 --> 00:21:39,058 I might. 443 00:21:39,093 --> 00:21:42,224 But he was her favorite, the boy. 444 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:46,596 Oh, she liked that boy. 445 00:21:49,889 --> 00:21:51,401 Uh, Ms. Schmidt, 446 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:57,042 you and my client Ivan Tiggs made love on the night of may 13th, did you not? 447 00:21:57,077 --> 00:21:59,891 Right out of the gate! 448 00:21:59,926 --> 00:22:00,984 Yes, we did. 449 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:02,969 - Did he satisfy you completely? - Objection. 450 00:22:03,004 --> 00:22:04,363 Tell us everything. Leave nothing out. 451 00:22:04,398 --> 00:22:06,745 - Objection! - What? Oh, yes. 452 00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:09,058 Uh, it goes to unconscionability. 453 00:22:09,093 --> 00:22:12,254 If Mr. Tiggs pleased her to such an extent... 454 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,153 Mr. Shore. 455 00:22:14,188 --> 00:22:18,217 Mr. Tiggs did satisfy you, didn't he? 456 00:22:19,901 --> 00:22:22,943 I'm under oath. It wasn't his best work. 457 00:22:22,978 --> 00:22:25,950 Mr. Shore, what, pray tell, is your point? 458 00:22:25,985 --> 00:22:32,726 My point is, the parties were entwined in a volatile and still very emotional, 459 00:22:32,761 --> 00:22:36,230 moist physical relationship even after he remarried, 460 00:22:36,265 --> 00:22:38,811 but you two did get back together, didn't you? 461 00:22:38,846 --> 00:22:41,323 Only because he told me he'd left his wife. 462 00:22:41,358 --> 00:22:45,575 And how did it make you feel when you discovered Ivan was still married? 463 00:22:45,610 --> 00:22:48,421 Did the fact that he was unfaithful hurt me? Yes, it did. 464 00:22:48,456 --> 00:22:51,278 Did it surprise me? No, it did not. 465 00:22:51,313 --> 00:22:54,100 After all, he's a womanizing slimeball. 466 00:22:54,135 --> 00:22:58,269 And consumed with anger, perhaps vengeance, a soupcon de passion, 467 00:22:58,304 --> 00:23:00,290 you then solicited his wife. 468 00:23:00,325 --> 00:23:01,639 Is that what you think? 469 00:23:01,674 --> 00:23:02,953 It's what we both know. 470 00:23:02,954 --> 00:23:04,670 I volunteered to represent her because... 471 00:23:04,705 --> 00:23:07,664 And whose idea was the post-nuptial agreement? 472 00:23:07,699 --> 00:23:08,559 Mine. 473 00:23:08,594 --> 00:23:13,531 Post-nups are meant to provide support after a divorce, not prevent one. 474 00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,862 - Who is the lawyer here? - Certainly not you. 475 00:23:15,897 --> 00:23:18,899 You specifically prepared it to prevent me from doing 476 00:23:18,934 --> 00:23:20,205 what I had done with you. 477 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,713 I simply wanted to present you with options. 478 00:23:22,748 --> 00:23:25,460 Options? There were no options. This was blackmail! 479 00:23:25,461 --> 00:23:28,006 Your honor, he is a party, not the lawyer. 480 00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:30,517 Of my net worth, you also attached my boat, 481 00:23:30,552 --> 00:23:31,852 everything I hold dear. 482 00:23:31,887 --> 00:23:32,534 You need to reassess your priorities. 483 00:23:32,535 --> 00:23:35,336 Are you going to tell us under oath that this agreement, 484 00:23:35,371 --> 00:23:37,413 which virtually makes me penniless, 485 00:23:37,448 --> 00:23:40,517 has nothing whatsoever to do with your personal feelings for me? 486 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:42,372 - Isn't it exciting? - Objection! 487 00:23:42,407 --> 00:23:47,207 My relations with you had absolutely no impact on how I represented my client. 488 00:23:47,242 --> 00:23:50,858 My job as attorney is to vigorously represent my clients. 489 00:23:50,893 --> 00:23:53,767 In this case, my client was Mrs. Missy Tiggs. 490 00:23:53,802 --> 00:23:57,165 And as her counsel, I drafted a post-nuptial agreement, 491 00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:01,186 which both protected her interests on a personal and a material level. 492 00:24:01,221 --> 00:24:04,799 You, on the other hand, represented yourself. 493 00:24:04,834 --> 00:24:08,714 You, as both counsel and a client, had full control of this. 494 00:24:08,749 --> 00:24:12,594 You reviewed all of the terms. You ran it past yourself, 495 00:24:12,629 --> 00:24:14,421 and then you voluntarily signed it. 496 00:24:14,456 --> 00:24:16,741 - Now wait a minute! - She is magnificent. 497 00:24:16,776 --> 00:24:18,991 You cheated on your wife. You deceived me, 498 00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:22,558 and now you want this court to invalidate a perfectly legal agreement 499 00:24:22,593 --> 00:24:26,090 because you couldn't keep the vows you made when you were married. 500 00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:27,524 Your honor, she's lecturing me. 501 00:24:27,559 --> 00:24:29,612 Duress, unconscionability, give me a break. 502 00:24:29,647 --> 00:24:32,776 You're just bored, and you don't want to lose your stuff. 503 00:24:33,550 --> 00:24:35,798 Enough. 504 00:24:43,664 --> 00:24:46,993 First of all, I want to thank you for coming back in. 505 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:50,323 And secondly, I want to apologize in a heartfelt way, 506 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:51,399 I was wrong. 507 00:24:51,434 --> 00:24:54,000 That's very big of you to admit. 508 00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:56,566 What is it you want? Money, is it? 509 00:24:56,601 --> 00:24:58,676 You want to make this right? 510 00:24:58,711 --> 00:25:01,834 - I'll settle for your law firm. - Oh, gee, is that all? 511 00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:04,643 I want to borrow it and you for a meeting. 512 00:25:04,678 --> 00:25:07,342 I'm trying to settle a case, and I'm having a hard time 513 00:25:07,377 --> 00:25:10,006 moving the defendant off his disgusting lowball offer. 514 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:12,250 if I had Crane, Poole & Schmidt behind me, 515 00:25:12,285 --> 00:25:14,962 I think they might budge. 516 00:25:17,071 --> 00:25:19,539 A meeting? 517 00:25:19,861 --> 00:25:21,114 Would I have to talk? 518 00:25:21,149 --> 00:25:24,630 You're much more impressive when you don't. 519 00:25:24,855 --> 00:25:26,175 One meeting? 520 00:25:26,210 --> 00:25:30,550 In these offices, I'll call it even. 521 00:25:30,585 --> 00:25:33,513 Not quite. One condition. 522 00:25:33,548 --> 00:25:35,000 Take off your clothes. 523 00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:35,694 What? 524 00:25:35,695 --> 00:25:38,959 Oh, come on. That was the initial plan. 525 00:25:38,994 --> 00:25:42,223 We hit it off, eventually we get together, 526 00:25:42,258 --> 00:25:43,905 naked. 527 00:25:43,940 --> 00:25:47,351 Take off your clothes. Let me see that little package. 528 00:25:47,386 --> 00:25:54,541 You are the most disgusting, vulgar human being I have ever met. 529 00:25:54,851 --> 00:25:56,522 You're right. 530 00:25:56,557 --> 00:25:58,519 Just the top then? 531 00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:08,325 I promised myself that I wouldn't lose my composure, 532 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,624 and that's exactly what I did. 533 00:26:10,659 --> 00:26:14,488 Shirley, how many promises have you kept with yourself 534 00:26:14,523 --> 00:26:17,817 when it comes to Ivan Tiggs? 535 00:26:18,461 --> 00:26:20,414 Look. 536 00:26:20,626 --> 00:26:23,601 No evidence of anybody else there, not a fiber, a print. 537 00:26:23,636 --> 00:26:26,750 Come on, Mary! Who else could have done this but Scott Little? 538 00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:28,855 Hello! How about the husband? 539 00:26:28,890 --> 00:26:31,848 Spousicide is the most common... 540 00:26:32,585 --> 00:26:34,660 Well, they're playing that for all it's worth. 541 00:26:34,695 --> 00:26:37,472 Well, of course they are. Ratings for the war are slipping. 542 00:26:37,507 --> 00:26:40,685 Shirley, we have to settle this with Ivan Tiggs. 543 00:26:41,743 --> 00:26:45,184 Let's just see how Missy's testimony goes. 544 00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:47,989 When a person is told she needs heart surgery, 545 00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:50,842 she does not expect to be shipped to India to have it. 546 00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:52,779 You say it like she was forced. 547 00:26:52,814 --> 00:26:54,776 Your client's wife was provided with an option... 548 00:26:54,811 --> 00:26:55,832 Option? 549 00:26:55,867 --> 00:26:59,457 Pay $18,000 here or go to India and have it for free? 550 00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:03,067 Does that sound like a real option for a low-income person, Mr. Jovanka? 551 00:27:03,102 --> 00:27:05,867 Look, your client wouldn't have even had health insurance 552 00:27:05,902 --> 00:27:08,751 - if we couldn't make it affordable... - She died, Mr. Jovanka. 553 00:27:08,786 --> 00:27:11,228 Am I expected to get on a plane now and go sue Indians? 554 00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:14,608 The death had nothing to do with malpractice or the quality of care provided. 555 00:27:14,643 --> 00:27:18,174 What about the therapeutic value of having family around during surgery? 556 00:27:18,209 --> 00:27:20,124 - Look... - You keep saying "look". 557 00:27:20,159 --> 00:27:24,201 Heart surgery in the United States costs $90,000 all in. 558 00:27:24,236 --> 00:27:26,356 In India, it costs $10,000. 559 00:27:26,391 --> 00:27:28,801 With the crisis of health care coverage in this country, 560 00:27:28,836 --> 00:27:32,840 what responsible HMO wouldn't incentivize its patients to go abroad? 561 00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:36,146 This woman did not die because of substandard care! 562 00:27:36,877 --> 00:27:39,907 And if you think you're gonna scare us into settling 563 00:27:39,942 --> 00:27:42,937 by sticking this prop at the table a week before trial, 564 00:27:42,972 --> 00:27:46,414 you're as mistaken as you are transparent. 565 00:27:46,449 --> 00:27:48,097 What did you call me? 566 00:27:48,132 --> 00:27:49,710 I mean no disrespect. 567 00:27:49,745 --> 00:27:52,745 Get out of my office before I throw you out the window. 568 00:27:52,780 --> 00:27:54,214 Fine! 569 00:27:54,441 --> 00:27:56,754 I'll see you at trial. 570 00:27:59,288 --> 00:28:00,567 Great. 571 00:28:02,989 --> 00:28:04,777 Well, I hope that helped. 572 00:28:06,792 --> 00:28:08,882 See you in court. 573 00:28:14,532 --> 00:28:17,302 When we back somebody, we back them all the way. 574 00:28:17,337 --> 00:28:18,262 Really? 575 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:22,568 You have the full resources of Crane, Poole & Schmidt. 576 00:28:34,810 --> 00:28:37,277 I held up my end of the bargain. 577 00:28:37,312 --> 00:28:39,258 I was a good wife. 578 00:28:39,293 --> 00:28:41,592 I came from a modest background, 579 00:28:41,627 --> 00:28:45,397 and this man came in and swept me off my feet. 580 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:48,903 I entered his world, and I became accustomed to his lifestyle, 581 00:28:48,938 --> 00:28:50,067 adjusted. 582 00:28:50,102 --> 00:28:51,791 Uh, we were only married nine months. 583 00:28:51,826 --> 00:28:53,232 I'm a fast adjuster! 584 00:28:53,267 --> 00:28:55,508 So what is your life like now? 585 00:28:55,509 --> 00:28:58,522 I'm comfortable, but my Sally's having puppies. 586 00:28:58,557 --> 00:29:01,472 I have so much more responsibility now. 587 00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:03,266 I'm going to be a single mother. 588 00:29:03,301 --> 00:29:05,704 Is she having the puppies? 589 00:29:05,739 --> 00:29:07,129 They're show dogs. 590 00:29:07,164 --> 00:29:10,342 How am I supposed to raise show dogs by myself? 591 00:29:10,377 --> 00:29:13,243 And how do you feel now that your husband has ended the marriage? 592 00:29:13,278 --> 00:29:15,265 Objection! This is ludicrous, your honor. 593 00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:18,954 I'm not going to throw her out to become a loveable street urchin. 594 00:29:18,989 --> 00:29:21,666 I'll make a good settlemen, I'll pay her alimony 595 00:29:21,701 --> 00:29:23,644 and do all the good things I always do. 596 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,688 However, that is not the agreement you signed. 597 00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:28,550 An agreement you conceived of and coerced him to sign. 598 00:29:28,585 --> 00:29:32,376 Oh, please. You have never been coerced into anything in your entire life. 599 00:29:32,411 --> 00:29:34,319 You don't know everything about me. 600 00:29:34,354 --> 00:29:36,614 Yes, I do. 601 00:29:37,107 --> 00:29:38,961 In my chambers. 602 00:29:39,113 --> 00:29:41,302 Just Ms. Schmidt and Mr. Tiggs. 603 00:29:41,337 --> 00:29:43,388 Couldn't I come and just watch? 604 00:29:43,527 --> 00:29:45,256 No. 605 00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:50,277 I have had it with you two. 606 00:29:50,312 --> 00:29:53,765 If I wanted to see a couple bickering, I could just go home. 607 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,531 We are not a couple. 608 00:29:55,566 --> 00:29:56,439 Right. 609 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,635 You're playing out your personal problems in my courtroom. 610 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:03,297 I could hold you in contempt and recommend you be sanctioned by the bar. 611 00:30:03,332 --> 00:30:06,652 Your honor, Mr. Tiggs has a history of ruining women's lives. 612 00:30:06,687 --> 00:30:08,092 There's one out there right now. 613 00:30:08,127 --> 00:30:10,223 It's going to take her years to get over this. 614 00:30:10,258 --> 00:30:12,320 Oh, she'll get over me. She's like a goldfish. 615 00:30:12,355 --> 00:30:14,395 She has a 3-second memory. 616 00:30:14,430 --> 00:30:19,048 You, on the other hand, can hold onto things for years. 617 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:20,930 What are you implying? 618 00:30:20,965 --> 00:30:22,929 You didn't make that post-nup 619 00:30:22,964 --> 00:30:26,141 to, to punish me or to keep me faithful to Missy. 620 00:30:26,176 --> 00:30:31,577 You did it to keep me away from you, because you know... 621 00:30:31,612 --> 00:30:34,418 that you can't trust yourself with me. 622 00:30:34,453 --> 00:30:38,526 It is always about how much people want you, isn't it, Ivan? 623 00:30:38,561 --> 00:30:41,970 No. Just about how much you want me. 624 00:30:44,017 --> 00:30:47,741 Admit it, Shirley. You're still in love with me. 625 00:30:49,383 --> 00:30:52,445 You, you're a very disturbed man. 626 00:30:56,282 --> 00:30:58,595 You know how I feel about you, Shirley. 627 00:30:58,630 --> 00:31:03,297 I tell you what, I'll withdraw the motion and relinquish everything. 628 00:31:03,332 --> 00:31:07,908 My homes, my country club membership, my Cuban cigars... 629 00:31:07,943 --> 00:31:12,484 Missy can have it all if you agree to stop fighting yourself 630 00:31:12,519 --> 00:31:15,239 and give me one more chance. 631 00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:17,959 I've given you too many chances. 632 00:31:23,701 --> 00:31:25,022 All right. 633 00:31:26,599 --> 00:31:29,650 I'll relinquish everything if you go to dinner with me. 634 00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:33,379 I'll take you to Melville's. 635 00:31:33,991 --> 00:31:35,848 Though you may have to pay. 636 00:31:37,207 --> 00:31:38,854 Have the rib eye. 637 00:31:47,210 --> 00:31:49,750 Jeffrey, a little problema. 638 00:31:51,122 --> 00:31:52,398 Hi. 639 00:31:52,433 --> 00:31:55,315 Scott Little's father is on the prosecution's witness list. 640 00:31:55,350 --> 00:31:58,098 - What do you mean? - I mean they're calling our client's father. 641 00:31:58,133 --> 00:31:59,346 Did you not know this? 642 00:31:59,381 --> 00:32:00,377 Our client? 643 00:32:00,378 --> 00:32:01,574 Is she on this case? 644 00:32:01,609 --> 00:32:03,137 What could he possibly say? 645 00:32:03,138 --> 00:32:05,606 He's on his way in. We could go ask him. 646 00:32:07,419 --> 00:32:08,842 We? 647 00:32:09,001 --> 00:32:10,988 Is she on the case? 648 00:32:11,023 --> 00:32:12,685 I don't have to tell you anything. 649 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:16,095 Mr. Schiller, Scott Little is your son. 650 00:32:16,306 --> 00:32:17,861 Why isn't his name "Schiller"? 651 00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:20,539 She changed it legally to her maiden name 652 00:32:20,574 --> 00:32:23,929 because she's as spiteful as she is grotesque. 653 00:32:23,964 --> 00:32:25,815 Tell us what you plan to say, Michael. 654 00:32:25,850 --> 00:32:28,946 I'm not your little dog. I don't have to obey your commands! 655 00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:31,527 You didn't tell me this hideous witch would be here! 656 00:32:31,562 --> 00:32:34,618 This is a pathetic attempt to be relevant in your son's life, 657 00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:36,511 testifying against him! 658 00:32:36,546 --> 00:32:38,335 You denied my relevance. 659 00:32:38,370 --> 00:32:40,011 You wouldn't even let me see him! 660 00:32:40,046 --> 00:32:41,618 I was afraid he'd grow up to be you. 661 00:32:41,653 --> 00:32:44,937 You know, I can't stay here. Seeing her breathe and speak, 662 00:32:44,972 --> 00:32:47,068 it makes it too difficult to pretend she's dead. 663 00:32:47,103 --> 00:32:49,552 I pretended to be dead during sex. 664 00:32:49,587 --> 00:32:51,363 You seemed to prefer it. 665 00:32:51,398 --> 00:32:53,104 Because you as a corpse, 666 00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:55,114 that's something to get excited about. 667 00:32:55,149 --> 00:32:56,172 Okay! 668 00:32:56,207 --> 00:32:58,647 I'm sure it's lovely catching up like this, but, 669 00:32:58,682 --> 00:33:00,709 Mr. Schiller, this is your son. 670 00:33:00,744 --> 00:33:02,701 We only have her word on that. 671 00:33:02,736 --> 00:33:04,669 How could you give testimony against him? 672 00:33:04,704 --> 00:33:06,729 I'm not, at least not on the murder. 673 00:33:06,764 --> 00:33:08,719 Then why is the prosecutor calling you? 674 00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:10,474 He told me I didn't have to talk to you people. 675 00:33:10,509 --> 00:33:12,871 Did he advise you not to talk to us? 676 00:33:12,906 --> 00:33:13,851 I'm leaving. 677 00:33:13,886 --> 00:33:16,811 You think this makes you a man, Michael? 678 00:33:16,930 --> 00:33:19,865 You've never been a man. 679 00:33:28,311 --> 00:33:29,594 Okay. 680 00:33:29,629 --> 00:33:31,467 Well, this is exciting. 681 00:33:35,171 --> 00:33:37,633 Bethany, Brad will be your point man here. 682 00:33:37,668 --> 00:33:39,316 If you need anything, go to him. 683 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:41,911 If you're not satisfied... 684 00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:43,804 you come to me. 685 00:33:43,839 --> 00:33:45,515 Thank you. 686 00:33:46,514 --> 00:33:48,591 I'll arrange to have your files sent over, 687 00:33:48,626 --> 00:33:50,007 set up a command center. 688 00:33:50,042 --> 00:33:51,030 Okay. 689 00:33:52,690 --> 00:33:54,863 I want to thank you for doing this. 690 00:33:54,898 --> 00:33:57,333 I could never take on a big HMO myself, 691 00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:59,734 which is why they've offered me nothing. 692 00:33:59,769 --> 00:34:04,860 Bethany, I want to apologize for objectifying you. 693 00:34:09,259 --> 00:34:11,074 The truth is, 694 00:34:11,109 --> 00:34:13,456 I do it to most women. 695 00:34:14,115 --> 00:34:15,990 As... 696 00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:21,296 as I was looking at you in that room, 697 00:34:21,331 --> 00:34:25,204 going head-to-head with that opposing counsel, 698 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:30,675 I thought to myself, I'll bet there goes a little sexual dynamo. 699 00:34:32,289 --> 00:34:34,904 Would you like to try lunch again? 700 00:34:37,222 --> 00:34:40,512 Let's just get through the trial, Denny. 701 00:34:48,593 --> 00:34:52,617 We're, we're going out to dinner, so hopefully we can work it all out. 702 00:34:52,652 --> 00:34:56,281 Excellent. Congratulations, Shirley. 703 00:34:56,701 --> 00:34:58,378 Alan, why? 704 00:34:58,413 --> 00:35:01,438 I deserve an explanation. 705 00:35:01,473 --> 00:35:03,319 Yes. 706 00:35:03,909 --> 00:35:08,980 First of all, the post-nup was irrationally lopsided. 707 00:35:09,015 --> 00:35:11,008 It would be a shame to see Ivan destitute, 708 00:35:11,043 --> 00:35:15,760 but even more shameful to see Missy at the helm of a cigarette boat. 709 00:35:15,795 --> 00:35:17,213 And second of all? 710 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,705 Well... 711 00:35:21,574 --> 00:35:23,502 that's private. 712 00:35:24,573 --> 00:35:30,006 But something I'll continue to dwell on as I gaze at that lovely photo of you 713 00:35:30,041 --> 00:35:32,142 that hangs on the wall of my powder room. 714 00:35:32,177 --> 00:35:33,493 Careful, Alan. 715 00:35:33,528 --> 00:35:37,835 Oh, Shirley, I assure you, I always take the greatest of care. 716 00:35:38,682 --> 00:35:43,556 But the thing about the photo is as a young woman, 717 00:35:43,591 --> 00:35:51,075 you were divine and in maturity, sublime. 718 00:35:54,387 --> 00:35:56,044 Well, I... 719 00:35:56,079 --> 00:35:59,416 I guess I'm happy to have made you happy. 720 00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:01,362 Shirley, the truth is, 721 00:36:01,397 --> 00:36:05,097 I only took this case to be in court with you. 722 00:36:05,132 --> 00:36:06,477 I enjoy your company. 723 00:36:06,512 --> 00:36:12,032 So if I can't join you on cases, I'll just have to oppose you. 724 00:36:12,067 --> 00:36:15,732 Or I could just oppose you right now against the wall. 725 00:36:15,767 --> 00:36:18,476 That would certainly make me happy. 726 00:36:30,205 --> 00:36:33,655 I was almost there. 727 00:36:59,491 --> 00:37:02,692 Was this law suit about sexual antagonism? 728 00:37:06,293 --> 00:37:08,346 Shirley... 729 00:37:08,797 --> 00:37:13,596 if I thought I could sexually profit from this, 730 00:37:13,631 --> 00:37:17,161 I would have dragged this thing through family court for years and years. 731 00:37:17,196 --> 00:37:24,842 This is just about having a fine rib eye with lovely company. 732 00:37:24,877 --> 00:37:26,931 Shall we leave it at that? 733 00:37:28,356 --> 00:37:30,388 You can't have me back. 734 00:37:38,491 --> 00:37:41,098 Ah, well... 735 00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:45,250 we've both seen this movie, Shirley. We both know how it ends. 736 00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:49,529 You and I living happily ever after. 737 00:37:49,564 --> 00:37:51,985 At least for a few weeks. 738 00:38:18,098 --> 00:38:21,493 I can't love you anymore. 739 00:38:45,862 --> 00:38:48,121 So... 740 00:38:48,156 --> 00:38:54,299 you and Ivan were in it for the same thing. 741 00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:56,120 Shirley. 742 00:38:56,155 --> 00:39:01,297 Joanna made me realize it as she was fitting me for a dress shirt. 743 00:39:01,332 --> 00:39:03,699 Denny, somehow I've grown rather fond of Shirley. 744 00:39:03,734 --> 00:39:05,805 Well, you can't have her. 745 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,832 Besides, a man doesn't eat where his friend... 746 00:39:08,867 --> 00:39:09,984 - Schmidts. - Exactly. 747 00:39:10,019 --> 00:39:12,455 I marked that turf a long time ago. 748 00:39:14,154 --> 00:39:18,850 Let's talk about you suddenly co-counseling with the woman who sued you. 749 00:39:18,885 --> 00:39:20,906 She's a little powder keg. 750 00:39:21,889 --> 00:39:23,957 You were once involved with a... 751 00:39:23,992 --> 00:39:25,369 a little person, weren't you? 752 00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:26,028 I was. 753 00:39:26,029 --> 00:39:27,539 How was she? 754 00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:30,213 As a person in bed? 755 00:39:30,248 --> 00:39:31,963 Indefatigable. 756 00:39:33,564 --> 00:39:37,483 Her nickname is "the badger". 757 00:39:38,396 --> 00:39:41,488 I wonder if she's a badger in the sack. 758 00:39:41,523 --> 00:39:43,311 Could be painful. 759 00:39:43,346 --> 00:39:46,083 Do you think she'd mind you talking about her this way? 760 00:39:46,118 --> 00:39:47,901 No idea. Why? 761 00:39:47,936 --> 00:39:50,491 Well, perhaps you should look down, Denny. 762 00:39:50,526 --> 00:39:52,042 - Do not tell me... - Oh, yes. 763 00:39:52,077 --> 00:39:54,412 - Oh, no. - Yes. 764 00:39:56,555 --> 00:40:00,922 Having a greater appreciation for who and what you are, 765 00:40:00,957 --> 00:40:02,563 I'm not offended. 766 00:40:02,598 --> 00:40:05,074 - You snuck up on me. - No. 767 00:40:05,109 --> 00:40:07,914 I came to tell you that the court assigned a trial date. 768 00:40:07,949 --> 00:40:11,031 Opening arguments are Monday. 769 00:40:15,566 --> 00:40:17,839 She's got a cute little ass, don't you think? 770 00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:19,302 She certainly does. 771 00:40:19,337 --> 00:40:22,699 Here's to all shapes and sizes, my friend. 772 00:40:22,734 --> 00:40:26,268 And to new and exciting adventures. 773 00:40:26,658 --> 00:40:29,374 Except for Shirley.