1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,051 Previously on Boston Legal 2 00:00:01,086 --> 00:00:03,324 Denny, somehow I've grown rather fond of Shirley. 3 00:00:03,359 --> 00:00:05,908 Well, you can't have her. A man doesn't eat where his friend... 4 00:00:05,943 --> 00:00:07,176 - Schmidts? - Exactly. 5 00:00:07,211 --> 00:00:10,620 The fact is, many HMO's are outsourcing major surgery. 6 00:00:10,655 --> 00:00:12,777 When a person is told she needs heart surgery, 7 00:00:12,812 --> 00:00:15,172 she does not expect to be shipped to India to have it. 8 00:00:15,207 --> 00:00:17,532 Judge Marcia Hooper was found murdered last night. 9 00:00:17,567 --> 00:00:18,611 We were having an affair. 10 00:00:18,646 --> 00:00:19,334 What's going on? 11 00:00:19,369 --> 00:00:20,767 The police just arrested Scott Little. 12 00:00:20,768 --> 00:00:21,535 Maybe I should do it. 13 00:00:21,570 --> 00:00:22,981 You mean, kill judge Hooper? 14 00:00:22,982 --> 00:00:24,140 He's talking to a therapist. 15 00:00:24,175 --> 00:00:26,786 You gave the tape to the police the afternoon of her death? 16 00:00:26,821 --> 00:00:28,964 Well, I gave it to her husband. 17 00:00:28,999 --> 00:00:30,211 What? 18 00:00:37,914 --> 00:00:41,062 No, no, no, no, we're not gonna be making any statements. 19 00:00:41,097 --> 00:00:42,792 It hurts me way more than it hurts you. 20 00:00:42,827 --> 00:00:44,426 You know how much I love to talk. 21 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:48,533 Let's just say we're very happy that Scott Little is out of that jail cell, 22 00:00:48,568 --> 00:00:50,675 a place he shouldn't have been to begin with. 23 00:00:51,169 --> 00:00:55,221 The fact that they would let an accused killer out at all 24 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:59,509 goes to show what a joke our criminal justice system has become, 25 00:00:59,544 --> 00:01:05,039 where the haves get one form of justice and the have-nots get none at all. 26 00:01:05,074 --> 00:01:07,346 Denny, you have got to gag this woman. 27 00:01:07,381 --> 00:01:08,435 I would love to. 28 00:01:08,470 --> 00:01:10,336 Evidently, she plans to attend the trial. 29 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:11,614 Gracie Jane's coming to Boston? 30 00:01:11,649 --> 00:01:13,759 Well, she lost John Mark Karr. 31 00:01:13,794 --> 00:01:15,447 I am a nervous wreck. 32 00:01:15,482 --> 00:01:17,756 It doesn't matter how many trials I do. 33 00:01:17,791 --> 00:01:20,069 Every one is like the first one. 34 00:01:20,104 --> 00:01:20,928 Who's he? 35 00:01:20,963 --> 00:01:23,572 Paul Lewiston, Bethany Horowitz. We're in trial together. 36 00:01:23,607 --> 00:01:26,179 It all comes down to opening arguments, you know? 37 00:01:26,214 --> 00:01:29,732 80% of all trials, the jury makes up its mind after the opening. 38 00:01:29,767 --> 00:01:31,992 You shouldn't smoke. 39 00:01:32,027 --> 00:01:33,785 Um, never mind. 40 00:01:34,205 --> 00:01:36,894 What, you've never seen a smoking dwarf before? 41 00:01:36,929 --> 00:01:38,652 Bethany, are you okay to do this? 42 00:01:38,687 --> 00:01:40,022 Of course I'm okay. 43 00:01:40,057 --> 00:01:41,705 I just get opening-day jitters. 44 00:01:41,740 --> 00:01:43,805 You know what I do when I get anxious? 45 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,425 No, and I don't want to know. 46 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:47,196 It works. 47 00:01:47,197 --> 00:01:52,717 You are a sicko, perverted, lewd, disgusting sleaze. 48 00:01:52,752 --> 00:01:54,728 It's sexual, this ear pinch. 49 00:01:54,763 --> 00:01:57,565 Yes. Pinching the ear gives you blood flow. 50 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:01,017 When's the last time you got that without taking a pill? 51 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,449 - Two out of three. - What? 52 00:02:35,484 --> 00:02:38,717 One of us has to cozy up to Dr. Simon. He's a serial flirt. 53 00:02:38,752 --> 00:02:41,249 Jeffrey thinks we can infiltrate his discretion. 54 00:02:41,284 --> 00:02:42,998 I'll take odds. Okay, ready? 55 00:02:43,033 --> 00:02:44,713 - Oh, please. - Come on. 56 00:02:44,923 --> 00:02:47,400 One, two, three, shoot. 57 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:49,234 Yes! Again. 58 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:52,366 One, two, three, shoot. 59 00:02:52,646 --> 00:02:53,797 Yes! 60 00:02:53,832 --> 00:02:56,921 - Great. - He bellies up to the bar at McCabe's at 6. 61 00:02:56,956 --> 00:02:58,371 Wear some perfume. 62 00:02:58,406 --> 00:02:59,751 What's going on? 63 00:02:59,786 --> 00:03:03,578 Paul, judge Hooper, the victim's husband, I hear you know him. 64 00:03:03,613 --> 00:03:04,348 I do. 65 00:03:04,383 --> 00:03:07,825 He's basically the only one who can give us any details on his wife's life. 66 00:03:07,860 --> 00:03:10,471 Jeffrey's been shot down. Could you try? 67 00:03:10,506 --> 00:03:13,083 Unless you'd rather flirt with Dr. Simon. 68 00:03:23,558 --> 00:03:27,005 Judge Brown just assigned me a cannibal. You're second chairing. 69 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,206 Did you say "cannibal"? 70 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,038 I figured if any lawyer could relate. 71 00:03:30,039 --> 00:03:33,081 I didn't know Massachusetts had cannibals. 72 00:03:33,116 --> 00:03:34,747 It's don't ask, don't tell. 73 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:36,378 We're meeting the client at 11. 74 00:03:36,413 --> 00:03:37,856 Thanks for volunteering. 75 00:03:37,891 --> 00:03:40,344 Wait, no. Why me? 76 00:03:40,379 --> 00:03:42,198 Because this case is disgusting. 77 00:03:42,233 --> 00:03:43,983 It's distasteful. It's repugnant. 78 00:03:44,018 --> 00:03:45,504 Everything I stand for. 79 00:03:45,539 --> 00:03:46,262 I'll drive. 80 00:03:46,263 --> 00:03:50,215 Shirley, is this about getting in a room with me? 81 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:51,246 Yes, Alan. 82 00:03:51,281 --> 00:03:55,124 I went out and recruited a cannibal just to get close to you. 83 00:03:55,159 --> 00:03:57,921 The idea of two consenting adults 84 00:03:57,956 --> 00:04:00,372 savoring one anothers meat.. 85 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:03,387 11 o'clock. I'll bring the condiments. 86 00:04:15,436 --> 00:04:18,776 Look at that picture there closely. What do you see? 87 00:04:18,811 --> 00:04:21,532 - A dead woman. - No, no, that one there. 88 00:04:21,567 --> 00:04:24,350 - Still dead. - On the nightstand. 89 00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:28,673 Flowers. 90 00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:32,501 Flowers wrapped in tissue and under that, newspaper. 91 00:04:32,536 --> 00:04:33,998 They're not even in water yet. 92 00:04:34,033 --> 00:04:36,708 Somebody just brought her these flowers. 93 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:39,349 Who would bring her flowers, Jeffrey? 94 00:04:39,384 --> 00:04:40,974 Not her husband. He doesn't even seem to like her. 95 00:04:41,009 --> 00:04:42,510 And I don't think Scott would, 96 00:04:42,545 --> 00:04:45,159 since people having illicit affairs don't tend to leave behind clues. 97 00:04:45,194 --> 00:04:48,724 And newspaper? What kind of florist uses newspaper? 98 00:04:48,759 --> 00:04:52,255 No, these flowers are from someone's private garden. 99 00:04:52,290 --> 00:04:55,468 - Lincoln Meyer. - I think he was there that night. 100 00:04:55,503 --> 00:05:00,046 Maybe after he saw the boy leave, he went in. 101 00:05:09,414 --> 00:05:10,691 Is she okay? 102 00:05:10,726 --> 00:05:12,017 She's panting like a dog. 103 00:05:12,052 --> 00:05:13,404 I heard that. 104 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:14,659 Are you okay to do this? 105 00:05:14,694 --> 00:05:16,102 This is how I get, all right? 106 00:05:16,103 --> 00:05:19,260 Maybe I'm especially nervous here, because I need to make them settle, 107 00:05:19,295 --> 00:05:21,790 and now I can't prove malpractice. 108 00:05:21,825 --> 00:05:22,743 Not to worry. 109 00:05:22,778 --> 00:05:24,100 We all get nervous, Bethany. 110 00:05:24,101 --> 00:05:26,610 I do not want to hear what you do. 111 00:05:26,645 --> 00:05:28,843 What I do before I open 112 00:05:28,878 --> 00:05:30,896 is I remind myself who I am, how I got here. 113 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,914 There's a reason I'm sitting in the courtroom. 114 00:05:32,949 --> 00:05:35,605 So before I get up, I say to myself, 115 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,283 "I'm Denny Crane". 116 00:05:37,318 --> 00:05:38,679 And that's what you've got to do. 117 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:39,946 So before you get up, 118 00:05:39,981 --> 00:05:42,073 take a deep breath and you say to yourself, 119 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:44,612 "I am midget". 120 00:05:45,285 --> 00:05:47,560 All rise. 121 00:05:52,942 --> 00:05:55,305 His name was Joseph Greenberg. 122 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:57,667 He was my best friend, 123 00:05:57,702 --> 00:05:59,153 my only friend. 124 00:05:59,188 --> 00:06:00,668 And you ate him. 125 00:06:00,703 --> 00:06:02,114 I'm not a cannibal. 126 00:06:02,149 --> 00:06:04,317 I'm not what they're making me out to be. 127 00:06:04,352 --> 00:06:08,045 They have a witness who saw you, 128 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,053 "chewing on a thigh". 129 00:06:10,088 --> 00:06:12,047 I was cremating him. 130 00:06:12,082 --> 00:06:17,202 We had made a pact that if one died and the other didn't 131 00:06:17,237 --> 00:06:20,885 and while he was burning, 132 00:06:21,674 --> 00:06:23,654 I happened to be starving. 133 00:06:23,689 --> 00:06:25,599 I hadn't had a meal in weeks. 134 00:06:25,634 --> 00:06:28,839 It's just that he was there, and I tried it. 135 00:06:28,874 --> 00:06:30,206 I tried it. 136 00:06:30,241 --> 00:06:33,645 I was weak with hunger. I was delirious. I... 137 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,092 I don't know. I was curious. 138 00:06:36,127 --> 00:06:39,457 And I took a bite. It was stupid. 139 00:06:39,492 --> 00:06:41,917 May I ask? 140 00:06:41,952 --> 00:06:43,842 This was your friend. 141 00:06:43,877 --> 00:06:47,150 Uh, when he died, why didn't you notify the authorities? 142 00:06:47,185 --> 00:06:49,997 To be cremated, you need a next of kin. 143 00:06:50,032 --> 00:06:52,517 The medical examiner won't take responsibility 144 00:06:52,552 --> 00:06:54,951 for burning a homeless person without permission. 145 00:06:54,986 --> 00:06:58,227 So people out on the streets, buddies of ours, 146 00:06:58,262 --> 00:07:01,468 end up rotting on a slab in a warehouse downtown. 147 00:07:01,503 --> 00:07:04,397 Joe deserved better than that. 148 00:07:04,432 --> 00:07:08,012 You face a number of serious charges. 149 00:07:08,535 --> 00:07:12,827 Violating the health code, desecration of a human body. 150 00:07:12,862 --> 00:07:15,608 Am I gonna go to jail? 151 00:07:17,071 --> 00:07:19,864 Let us talk to the district attorney. 152 00:07:19,899 --> 00:07:21,973 I'm sorry. I want to help you. 153 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:23,308 I really do, 154 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:25,783 but there'll be no plea, no discussion of one, 155 00:07:25,818 --> 00:07:28,090 and frankly, no leniency when it comes to sentencing. 156 00:07:28,125 --> 00:07:29,859 This is you wanting to help us? 157 00:07:29,894 --> 00:07:32,474 - Shirley, can I call you "Shirley"? - No. 158 00:07:32,509 --> 00:07:35,799 If this were just about one homeless man desecrating another... 159 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:37,007 We wouldn't care. 160 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:41,375 But this is about the sanctity and morality of a society, 161 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:42,628 the human race, in fact. 162 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:46,244 Oh, God, you're not gonna drag the human race into this, are you? 163 00:07:46,279 --> 00:07:46,884 Mr Shore... 164 00:07:46,919 --> 00:07:49,067 Actually I prefer to be called "Shirley. " 165 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:50,598 It gives me a tickle. 166 00:07:50,633 --> 00:07:53,671 Knowing you, you probably plan to get up in the end 167 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:57,235 and deliver some stirring closing like, "cannibalism is good". 168 00:07:57,270 --> 00:07:59,402 "The world needs more people devouring each other". 169 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,995 No, we already have enough of that. 170 00:08:01,030 --> 00:08:05,335 My problem is the American people have been so desensitized to atrocity, 171 00:08:05,370 --> 00:08:09,641 we just turn an indifferent ear and eye to the most heinous of conduct. 172 00:08:09,676 --> 00:08:12,053 Well, I am not going to turn away. 173 00:08:12,088 --> 00:08:15,617 I'm going to make a firm and public stand. 174 00:08:15,652 --> 00:08:17,929 Almost sounds as if you're running for something. 175 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:19,526 Oh, gee, you are. 176 00:08:19,561 --> 00:08:22,757 Tell me, why saddle up on this issue? Was pedophilia taken? 177 00:08:22,792 --> 00:08:24,335 No deal. 178 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:25,818 He goes to jail. 179 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:28,744 And tell your boy, between now and trial, 180 00:08:28,779 --> 00:08:31,733 he'd better not eat anyone else. 181 00:08:31,768 --> 00:08:35,026 Tell me, Mr. Vote-for-me-come-November, 182 00:08:35,061 --> 00:08:39,754 what if you lose this trial? Did that ever occur to you? 183 00:08:40,216 --> 00:08:42,232 Funny, it didn't. 184 00:08:42,267 --> 00:08:44,248 Perhaps it should. 185 00:08:46,612 --> 00:08:50,635 I would love to see how you're gonna win this one. 186 00:08:50,883 --> 00:08:53,027 Shirley. 187 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:07,277 All right, we'll first hear from the plaintiff's attorney. 188 00:09:07,312 --> 00:09:08,561 Ms. Horowitz. 189 00:09:08,596 --> 00:09:10,886 Thank you, your honor. 190 00:09:18,939 --> 00:09:20,378 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 191 00:09:20,379 --> 00:09:21,897 I beg your pardon. 192 00:09:21,932 --> 00:09:24,038 May I have a word with counsel, please? 193 00:09:24,073 --> 00:09:25,882 - What? - I apologize, your honor. 194 00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:28,461 It's just, we may be able to resolve this. 195 00:09:28,496 --> 00:09:31,392 If I could just speak with her for a minute. 196 00:09:31,906 --> 00:09:34,905 Take two if it'll resolve it. 197 00:09:39,019 --> 00:09:41,416 $400,000. Final offer. 198 00:09:41,451 --> 00:09:43,814 Good for 30 seconds. 199 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:45,064 What do you mean, "good for 30 seconds"? 200 00:09:45,099 --> 00:09:46,735 Better confer with your client. 201 00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:49,335 Clock is ticking. 202 00:09:51,268 --> 00:09:53,145 He just offered $400,000. 203 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:53,764 Just like that? 204 00:09:53,765 --> 00:09:55,754 - But it's only good for 30 seconds. - What? What do you mean? 205 00:09:55,789 --> 00:09:58,135 I mean, he put a clock on it. Half a minute. 206 00:09:58,170 --> 00:09:59,503 $400,000 is a lot of money. 207 00:09:59,538 --> 00:10:00,802 Are you kidding? Take it! 208 00:10:00,837 --> 00:10:03,234 - This would be my advice. - We can get more. 209 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,457 You don't even know the case. 210 00:10:04,492 --> 00:10:06,322 I can always get more. 211 00:10:06,357 --> 00:10:08,469 Just say yes! 212 00:10:12,492 --> 00:10:14,825 - We accept your offer. - Oh, jeez. 213 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:19,592 The offer was only good for 30 seconds, and you took 33. 214 00:10:19,627 --> 00:10:22,076 Offer rescinded. 215 00:10:22,262 --> 00:10:25,379 Guess you'll have to resume your opening. 216 00:10:32,469 --> 00:10:34,002 He baited me deliberately. 217 00:10:34,037 --> 00:10:35,866 He did this because the book on you is 218 00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:37,460 you're less effective when you lose your cool. 219 00:10:37,495 --> 00:10:38,232 Oh, shut up! 220 00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:40,498 This is exactly the state of mind that he wants you in. 221 00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:42,105 It was an offer made in bad faith. 222 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:43,548 I should bring a motion for sanctions. 223 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:45,145 That wouldn't make any difference. 224 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:46,707 - Shut up! - Shut up yourself! 225 00:10:46,742 --> 00:10:48,551 Now listen to me. 226 00:10:49,543 --> 00:10:51,001 You're the badger. 227 00:10:51,036 --> 00:10:53,456 Now you can either let this guy win by rattling you with a cheap stunt, 228 00:10:53,491 --> 00:10:56,534 or you could march yourself into that courtroom 229 00:10:56,569 --> 00:10:59,522 and deliver the opening of your life. 230 00:10:59,722 --> 00:11:01,889 It's in your hands, Bethany. 231 00:11:01,924 --> 00:11:04,057 Are you a winner or not? 232 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:12,654 Hello, Brian. 233 00:11:12,832 --> 00:11:14,566 What are you doing in my chambers? 234 00:11:14,601 --> 00:11:16,896 First, let me extend my condolences... 235 00:11:16,931 --> 00:11:19,660 Please leave my chambers, Paul. 236 00:11:23,452 --> 00:11:25,491 We have a very difficult job to do, 237 00:11:25,526 --> 00:11:28,366 which you can certainly understand, if not appreciate. 238 00:11:28,401 --> 00:11:31,892 You're profiteering off my wife's death. 239 00:11:31,927 --> 00:11:34,615 If you came in here looking for my simpathy. 240 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,237 Only your cooperation. 241 00:11:36,272 --> 00:11:39,283 You won't get it. I'll ask you again to leave. 242 00:11:39,318 --> 00:11:41,277 - My friend... - I'm certainly not your friend. 243 00:11:41,312 --> 00:11:45,812 As part of our defense, we will be trying to focus suspicion on other suspects. 244 00:11:45,847 --> 00:11:49,735 - I asked you... - I think you need to hear me out. 245 00:11:55,004 --> 00:11:56,753 We know from our investigation so far 246 00:11:56,788 --> 00:12:00,434 that both you and your wife were being treated by Dr. Zachary Simon. 247 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:03,143 We also have reason to believe 248 00:12:03,178 --> 00:12:10,647 that you late wife was engaged in extramarital relations with other men. 249 00:12:10,682 --> 00:12:13,754 I can explore this with you now 250 00:12:13,789 --> 00:12:17,429 or in a much more public forum during your testimony. 251 00:12:17,464 --> 00:12:20,300 - You're threatening me? - I am informing you 252 00:12:20,335 --> 00:12:23,795 that we will do whatever we have to to protect our client. 253 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,172 On the chance that somebody else killed her, 254 00:12:26,207 --> 00:12:30,260 - you must be willing to at least... - Your client killed my wife. 255 00:12:30,295 --> 00:12:34,228 There's no evidence of anyone else even being there. 256 00:12:34,391 --> 00:12:36,817 Except you. 257 00:12:39,168 --> 00:12:42,481 Is that where you're going with your defense, Paul? 258 00:12:42,516 --> 00:12:46,971 We will go down any path that leads to reasonable doubt, 259 00:12:47,006 --> 00:12:50,344 and yes, my friend. 260 00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:53,683 That is a threat. 261 00:12:56,614 --> 00:12:58,876 I came around the back of the building, 262 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,517 and that's when I saw it. 263 00:13:00,552 --> 00:13:02,116 What did you see? 264 00:13:02,151 --> 00:13:03,680 First, I saw a flame. 265 00:13:03,715 --> 00:13:06,814 And as I got closer, I saw him. 266 00:13:06,849 --> 00:13:08,347 - The defendant? - Yes. 267 00:13:08,382 --> 00:13:09,811 And what else did you see? 268 00:13:09,846 --> 00:13:14,588 He was eating something, meat off a bone on the fire. 269 00:13:14,623 --> 00:13:19,330 And what I saw next, well, I couldn't believe my eyes. 270 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:19,931 What? 271 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,141 Not to interrupt, but might this be a good time to take a break? 272 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,600 Sit down! 273 00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,172 Tell us what you saw, miss Baker. 274 00:13:25,207 --> 00:13:26,830 For those of us who don't watch the news 275 00:13:26,865 --> 00:13:29,251 or the district attorney's self-serving press conferences. 276 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:32,398 Mr. Shore, I will hold you in contempt! 277 00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:35,781 - Oh, now I'm the bad guy? - Sit, sit, sit! 278 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:40,040 Miss Baker, tell the jury what you saw next. 279 00:13:40,075 --> 00:13:44,264 A dead human body cooking over an open fire, 280 00:13:44,299 --> 00:13:48,449 and that man was eating part of the leg. 281 00:13:48,484 --> 00:13:50,971 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure. 282 00:13:51,006 --> 00:13:57,130 It was the most disgusting, awful, horrible, grotesque thing I ever saw! 283 00:13:57,165 --> 00:13:58,536 - She left out... - Shocking! 284 00:13:58,571 --> 00:13:59,907 There we go. 285 00:14:07,512 --> 00:14:10,416 Here's what doesn't make sense to me. 286 00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:13,855 There was no evidence of his fingerprints. 287 00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:16,666 Nada, zip, zilch, nothing. 288 00:14:16,701 --> 00:14:22,427 How could that be if he was there delivering documents, making love to the victim, 289 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,823 doing who knows what? 290 00:14:23,858 --> 00:14:27,187 The only explanation can be? He wiped the prints away. 291 00:14:27,222 --> 00:14:28,559 Why would he do that if he wasn't guilty? 292 00:14:28,594 --> 00:14:31,261 Hi. Um, a vodka neat, please. 293 00:14:31,296 --> 00:14:32,206 They ought to gut him like a fish. 294 00:14:32,207 --> 00:14:35,299 I have said it before. I will say it again. 295 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:38,391 He is guilty, guilty, guilty. Until then... 296 00:14:38,426 --> 00:14:41,415 The media just can't get enough, can they? 297 00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:43,370 Oh, yeah. 298 00:14:45,731 --> 00:14:47,916 I think he did it. 299 00:14:47,951 --> 00:14:51,050 I mean, who else if not him? 300 00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:55,055 Well, I can't really comment. 301 00:14:56,293 --> 00:14:57,829 Why not? 302 00:14:58,918 --> 00:15:01,217 I'm connected with the case. 303 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,639 You are? 304 00:15:06,228 --> 00:15:09,608 The accused was one of my patients. 305 00:15:12,017 --> 00:15:13,599 The killer? 306 00:15:14,098 --> 00:15:16,479 You're his doctor? 307 00:15:19,404 --> 00:15:23,145 The victim was a former patient. 308 00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:25,323 Oh, you're lying. 309 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,432 I am not lying. 310 00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:30,650 I'm connected with this big-time. 311 00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:32,735 Wow. 312 00:15:37,899 --> 00:15:41,018 I hope you're not expecting me to close on this. 313 00:15:41,053 --> 00:15:44,137 Well, of course I am, Alan. That's your niche. 314 00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:47,536 Making the most unacceptable of taboos sound... 315 00:15:47,537 --> 00:15:49,472 Exotic? 316 00:15:49,507 --> 00:15:54,175 I cannot stop thinking about our little session last week. 317 00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:55,712 We didn't have a session. 318 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:56,984 Admit it, Shirley. 319 00:15:57,019 --> 00:16:00,301 You're drawn to me like Eve to the serpent. 320 00:16:00,336 --> 00:16:03,584 Take me home and help me stretch my coil. 321 00:16:03,619 --> 00:16:05,402 Has that line actually worked? 322 00:16:05,437 --> 00:16:06,871 It's working now. 323 00:16:06,906 --> 00:16:10,557 I'm not trying to convince you of something you don't already want. 324 00:16:13,717 --> 00:16:16,874 I often find that men who like to talk about it usually disappoint. 325 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,360 All I ask for is a chance. 326 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:22,118 I'm down on my knees if you'd like that. 327 00:16:23,503 --> 00:16:26,949 The problem is, men don't get over me. 328 00:16:26,984 --> 00:16:30,395 - Really? - Not to sound immodest, 329 00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:32,261 but I'm very good in bed. 330 00:16:32,296 --> 00:16:35,728 In fact, I'm rather phenomenal. 331 00:16:36,058 --> 00:16:39,423 And then there's the biggest obstacle of all. 332 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:40,732 Which is? 333 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,262 - Denny. - Denny who? 334 00:16:43,297 --> 00:16:46,714 He's your best friend, Alan. It would hurt him. 335 00:16:47,401 --> 00:16:50,773 Suppose I get this Danny's blessing. 336 00:16:52,131 --> 00:16:55,092 Get his blessing. Then we'll talk. 337 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:05,155 Well, he didn't exactly flow with information, 338 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,459 but the reason he discontinued seeing Marcia Hooper 339 00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:11,694 was because there was trouble in domestic paradise, 340 00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:16,119 and he felt he couldn't ethically represent both husband and wife. 341 00:17:16,154 --> 00:17:20,289 And he thought Marcia Hooper was infatuated with him. 342 00:17:20,324 --> 00:17:21,252 What? 343 00:17:21,287 --> 00:17:24,273 Yeah, he said it's very common with therapists and patients. 344 00:17:24,308 --> 00:17:26,422 It's called transference. 345 00:17:26,457 --> 00:17:28,536 He also asked me out. 346 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,251 Sometimes a district attorney must safeguard not just the law, 347 00:17:32,286 --> 00:17:34,543 but human decency itself. 348 00:17:34,578 --> 00:17:38,701 This was a crime against morality, against God. 349 00:17:38,736 --> 00:17:41,677 What has happened to our community? 350 00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:43,281 Denny, I... 351 00:17:43,316 --> 00:17:44,708 When it becomes okay 352 00:17:44,743 --> 00:17:47,162 Why do you have clothespins on your ears? 353 00:17:47,197 --> 00:17:48,698 Mm, personal. 354 00:17:51,367 --> 00:17:52,901 Denny... 355 00:17:54,234 --> 00:18:02,069 I lay awake in bed last night taking measure of our special friendship. 356 00:18:02,104 --> 00:18:03,745 Do you ever do that? 357 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:05,540 - We're flamingoes. - Yes! 358 00:18:05,575 --> 00:18:10,625 And what I discovered to be the root, one of the roots, 359 00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:16,336 of our interlocking bond is our unfettered ability to share, 360 00:18:16,371 --> 00:18:22,787 be it our intimacies, our fears, our successes. 361 00:18:22,822 --> 00:18:24,049 My root is your root. 362 00:18:24,084 --> 00:18:25,959 If I should ever like to drive your car... 363 00:18:25,994 --> 00:18:27,055 I'd toss you my keys. 364 00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,249 - If I should ever need any money... - My check is blank. 365 00:18:29,284 --> 00:18:31,412 - or need to pick your brain... - My mind is blank. 366 00:18:31,447 --> 00:18:36,890 Anything you have or once did have is there for me. 367 00:18:36,925 --> 00:18:39,064 Except for Shirley. 368 00:18:39,306 --> 00:18:43,188 Keep your root away from Shirley. 369 00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:46,105 - She told you. - Told me what? 370 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,370 My friend... 371 00:18:48,371 --> 00:18:53,352 one of my goals in life is to go to all the places you've gone, and... 372 00:18:53,387 --> 00:18:55,007 Just don't go to Shirley. 373 00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:56,756 She's mine. 374 00:18:58,027 --> 00:18:59,373 - Dann... - No! 375 00:19:06,324 --> 00:19:11,017 Okay, Ms. Horowitz, let's give this another go, shall we? 376 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:24,276 My client's wife needed heart surgery. 377 00:19:24,311 --> 00:19:30,488 And so her HMO stuck her on a plane and sent her to India to have it, 378 00:19:30,523 --> 00:19:32,666 where she died on the table. 379 00:19:32,701 --> 00:19:35,922 The reason she was sent to India is because it's cheaper. 380 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,774 It's called medical outsourcing. 381 00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:40,599 It goes on all the time, and I'm sure you know this. 382 00:19:40,634 --> 00:19:41,788 And you know what? 383 00:19:41,823 --> 00:19:45,247 If I needed surgery, I might consider making the schlep. 384 00:19:45,282 --> 00:19:48,726 Why should I pay $90,000 for heart surgery 385 00:19:48,761 --> 00:19:52,025 when I can get the same thing over there for $10,000. 386 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:56,266 The problem is that Cindy Potter didn't get to make that choice, 387 00:19:56,301 --> 00:19:58,925 because when she signed on with Wellness health care, 388 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,229 all of the surgeries were done here. 389 00:20:01,264 --> 00:20:04,913 When that policy was modified, she couldn't switch HMO's, 390 00:20:04,948 --> 00:20:08,562 because by then, she had a preexisting heart condition, 391 00:20:08,597 --> 00:20:10,832 and nobody else would take her, 392 00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:13,222 at least not at a price that she could afford, 393 00:20:13,257 --> 00:20:15,721 so she had to get on that plane. 394 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,186 My client here, he had to work. 395 00:20:18,221 --> 00:20:19,453 He couldn't go with her, 396 00:20:19,488 --> 00:20:23,874 and his wife died on the other side of the world. 397 00:20:23,909 --> 00:20:28,261 Now I can't really put a price tag on that, can you? 398 00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:31,899 Now I know it's not the defendant's fault 399 00:20:31,934 --> 00:20:34,518 that medical expenses are out of control here. 400 00:20:34,553 --> 00:20:38,274 I don't blame the defendant that half of Americans are uninsured. 401 00:20:38,309 --> 00:20:43,614 In fact, I give them credit for searching for a solution. 402 00:20:43,649 --> 00:20:45,015 But come on. 403 00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:50,846 Shipping a patient with a heart condition to India is not a solution. 404 00:20:50,881 --> 00:20:53,732 It can't be. We have to be better than that. 405 00:20:53,767 --> 00:20:55,509 This is America. 406 00:20:55,544 --> 00:21:00,115 They should be banging down congress' doors. 407 00:21:01,118 --> 00:21:06,525 They find it cheaper to go to India. 408 00:21:18,718 --> 00:21:21,431 And they said they might be calling me early. 409 00:21:21,466 --> 00:21:24,144 I could be the lead-off witness. Can you imagine? 410 00:21:24,179 --> 00:21:25,306 You're gonna be on television. 411 00:21:25,341 --> 00:21:27,401 I'll be on "Gracie Jane". 412 00:21:27,436 --> 00:21:29,857 These are some beautiful flowers, Lincoln. 413 00:21:29,892 --> 00:21:32,278 I grew them myself. I'm very botanical. 414 00:21:32,313 --> 00:21:33,655 Oh, I can see that. 415 00:21:33,690 --> 00:21:34,902 Hey, Lincoln, 416 00:21:34,937 --> 00:21:37,286 I was reading Mrs. Hooper's affidavit 417 00:21:37,321 --> 00:21:39,687 in support of her motion for a restraining order. 418 00:21:39,722 --> 00:21:44,511 It didn't seem to me like she was infatuated with you at all. 419 00:21:44,546 --> 00:21:47,095 Her husband put her up to that. He's evil. 420 00:21:47,130 --> 00:21:49,610 She said some terrible things about you, 421 00:21:49,645 --> 00:21:53,072 called you "psychologically disturbed, sick". 422 00:21:53,107 --> 00:21:54,455 That had to hurt. 423 00:21:54,490 --> 00:21:55,640 Bet it made you angry even. 424 00:21:55,675 --> 00:21:57,513 I don't like the tenor of your remark. 425 00:21:57,548 --> 00:22:00,102 No, I'm just saying here's this woman that you adored. 426 00:22:00,137 --> 00:22:02,025 Bet you loved to bring her flowers, huh? 427 00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:04,496 And in a public document, she calls you "sick," 428 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,210 "mentally unbalanced". 429 00:22:06,245 --> 00:22:08,981 I recognize your tenor, Mr. Coho. 430 00:22:09,016 --> 00:22:10,704 I'm not stupid. 431 00:22:10,739 --> 00:22:13,762 You mean to imply that I killed her. 432 00:22:13,797 --> 00:22:15,701 I loved her. 433 00:22:15,736 --> 00:22:17,605 I cherished her. 434 00:22:17,825 --> 00:22:20,615 You are not welcome in my home anymore, 435 00:22:20,650 --> 00:22:24,156 you and your inappropriate tenor. 436 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:27,181 I'll ask you to leave. 437 00:22:33,962 --> 00:22:37,463 The bad news is we were unable to find any character witnesses. 438 00:22:37,498 --> 00:22:43,148 It seems your only friend was Joseph. 439 00:22:43,183 --> 00:22:44,366 Is there any good news? 440 00:22:44,401 --> 00:22:45,961 "Primetime" wants to have you on. 441 00:22:45,996 --> 00:22:49,762 During Sweeps they want you to eat Diane Sawyer. 442 00:22:52,742 --> 00:22:55,429 Sorry. 443 00:22:55,618 --> 00:22:57,662 Why do you need a character witness? 444 00:22:57,697 --> 00:23:01,995 Well, the jury could be looking at you like... 445 00:23:03,524 --> 00:23:07,857 You need to demonstrate to them that you are not a monster. 446 00:23:07,892 --> 00:23:10,174 Maybe I am a monster. 447 00:23:11,551 --> 00:23:13,692 I burned my best friend. 448 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,711 I ate him. 449 00:23:15,803 --> 00:23:16,712 Maybe I'm a big... 450 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:19,950 You're not a monster, Mr. Nichols. 451 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:27,731 What kind of person ends up by himself on the street? 452 00:23:30,071 --> 00:23:34,579 I don't have one single friend that can speak on my behalf. 453 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:36,746 You're not a monster, 454 00:23:36,781 --> 00:23:39,478 and you're not a criminal. 455 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:44,331 All we can do is to call you to the stand. 456 00:23:44,366 --> 00:23:50,785 You need to explain to the jury, as sympathetically as you can, 457 00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:53,970 why you did what you did. 458 00:24:04,638 --> 00:24:08,935 It's not fair. You can't just claim women for all time. 459 00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:10,751 I only claim Shirley. 460 00:24:10,786 --> 00:24:12,910 - What about Ivan Tiggs? - She married him. 461 00:24:12,945 --> 00:24:14,963 Why don't you take the girl I married last year? 462 00:24:14,998 --> 00:24:17,829 - You can have her. - I want Shirley. 463 00:24:17,864 --> 00:24:19,067 I can understand how you feel. 464 00:24:19,102 --> 00:24:24,159 When I was 15, I had this enormous crush on a girl. 465 00:24:24,194 --> 00:24:25,995 Diana Coralac. 466 00:24:26,030 --> 00:24:28,820 She was a fetching goddess. She developed early. 467 00:24:28,855 --> 00:24:31,465 But she liked this kid George. 468 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:34,868 So one day I went to George and I said, uh, 469 00:24:34,903 --> 00:24:38,013 "I'll wrestle you for her," and why he agreed I don't know, 470 00:24:38,048 --> 00:24:40,100 but within four seconds I flipped him on his back, 471 00:24:40,135 --> 00:24:42,024 sat on his head and he tapped out. 472 00:24:42,059 --> 00:24:46,072 And then I spent the night in Diana's fetching bosom. 473 00:24:46,107 --> 00:24:47,944 It was magic. 474 00:24:47,979 --> 00:24:49,594 I challenge you, Denny. 475 00:24:49,629 --> 00:24:50,890 To what? 476 00:24:50,925 --> 00:24:52,406 You're going to wrestle? 477 00:24:52,441 --> 00:24:54,113 Why not? It's not like he can beat me. 478 00:24:54,148 --> 00:24:55,990 And you think I'm the prize? 479 00:24:56,025 --> 00:24:57,610 You're always the prize, Shirley. 480 00:24:57,645 --> 00:25:00,333 Of all the humiliat... how dare you? 481 00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:03,047 Making me the prize in a wrestling match? 482 00:25:03,082 --> 00:25:04,423 Oh, get over yourself. 483 00:25:04,458 --> 00:25:07,936 Man has done battle to get the girl since the beginning of time. 484 00:25:07,971 --> 00:25:09,652 Man has evolved, Alan, 485 00:25:09,687 --> 00:25:12,086 with the exception, of course, being Denny. 486 00:25:12,121 --> 00:25:13,007 Thank you. 487 00:25:13,042 --> 00:25:14,321 Shirley, admit it. 488 00:25:14,356 --> 00:25:16,359 This has to be a little thrilling. 489 00:25:16,394 --> 00:25:19,488 Thrilling? Two fat boys fighting it out on a mat? 490 00:25:19,523 --> 00:25:22,018 You know the problem with mankind, Shirley? 491 00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:23,300 Oh, God. 492 00:25:23,335 --> 00:25:25,079 We legislate our morality, 493 00:25:25,114 --> 00:25:30,505 our beings with this code of reason and common sense and respectable restraint. 494 00:25:30,540 --> 00:25:33,492 And it leaves no room for passion, for bestial yearning. 495 00:25:33,527 --> 00:25:38,203 It leaves Jack a very dull boy and Jill thoroughly unsatisfied. 496 00:25:38,238 --> 00:25:41,542 How rich this moment is if you think of it. 497 00:25:41,610 --> 00:25:45,688 Two men on their... sexual... 498 00:25:45,689 --> 00:25:51,129 Okay, twilight, are about to enter a cage for the right to nestle into your loins, 499 00:25:51,164 --> 00:25:52,892 to uncork your holy grail. 500 00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:55,224 This is life, Shirley! We're ready to kill for you. 501 00:25:55,259 --> 00:25:58,891 This is the very essence of life. 502 00:26:01,386 --> 00:26:04,472 What he said, totally. 503 00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:12,663 How's the case going? 504 00:26:12,873 --> 00:26:14,057 Could be better. 505 00:26:14,092 --> 00:26:17,127 If you ask me, plea murder two. Good behavior, kid's out in six. 506 00:26:17,162 --> 00:26:18,939 I don't think Jeffrey's gonna want to plead. 507 00:26:18,974 --> 00:26:21,778 Of course not. Give up his 15 minutes? 508 00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:24,548 Brad, he's coming in with another offer. 509 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,076 - Who? - The disgusting slimeball defense lawyer. 510 00:26:27,111 --> 00:26:30,753 This time I think it's for real. He asked to continue the trial. 511 00:26:31,827 --> 00:26:33,872 This woman is a starer. Where's Denny? 512 00:26:33,907 --> 00:26:35,933 In his office. 513 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:39,408 I don't like starers. 514 00:26:40,828 --> 00:26:42,794 I wasn't staring. 515 00:26:43,847 --> 00:26:47,366 I was only trying to cremate him according to his wishes. 516 00:26:47,401 --> 00:26:48,833 As a homeless person, 517 00:26:48,868 --> 00:26:54,526 he would have ended up decomposing on a slab alone somewhere till... 518 00:26:54,994 --> 00:26:56,303 I couldn't allow for that. 519 00:26:56,338 --> 00:27:00,800 Okay, but at some point during the cremation ceremony, 520 00:27:00,835 --> 00:27:03,684 you decided to eat your friend. 521 00:27:03,719 --> 00:27:05,408 We had both read the book, 522 00:27:05,443 --> 00:27:09,635 the account of the soccer team that was on the plane that crashed in the Andes. 523 00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:12,116 The survivors had to eat some of the dead bodies 524 00:27:12,151 --> 00:27:15,022 so that they could continue to survive. 525 00:27:15,057 --> 00:27:17,846 None of them were arrested, by the way, if you read the book. 526 00:27:17,881 --> 00:27:19,274 You and Joseph talked about this? 527 00:27:19,309 --> 00:27:23,991 Yes, not, not that, that's what I planned to do that night at all. 528 00:27:24,026 --> 00:27:28,674 I'm just saying that what I did do was not contrary to his wishes. 529 00:27:28,709 --> 00:27:32,896 I think the jury would like to know, why did you do it? 530 00:27:34,325 --> 00:27:36,131 I was starving. 531 00:27:37,138 --> 00:27:39,746 I hadn't had a meal in two weeks. 532 00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:46,236 I was starving. 533 00:27:54,508 --> 00:27:57,137 First, let me preface. This is not a negotiation. 534 00:27:57,172 --> 00:27:58,666 This is a final offer. 535 00:27:58,701 --> 00:28:00,901 Either you accept it, or we return to court. 536 00:28:00,936 --> 00:28:01,819 What's the number? 537 00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:05,482 $650,000 absent any showing of malpractice. 538 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,907 That's a gift. 539 00:28:06,942 --> 00:28:09,386 We're just looking to avoid the expense of a trial. 540 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:12,648 Yes or no? What's it gonna be? 541 00:28:14,884 --> 00:28:17,670 The thing about HMO's is they're very good at math. 542 00:28:17,705 --> 00:28:20,457 The expense of a trial wouldn't come close to $650,000. 543 00:28:20,492 --> 00:28:22,280 The other thing is they don't make gifts. 544 00:28:22,315 --> 00:28:24,979 It's the exposure of a trial that you're worried about, and why shouldn't you be? 545 00:28:25,014 --> 00:28:27,386 The future of your whole business depends on outsourcing. 546 00:28:27,421 --> 00:28:29,480 It saves you billions and billions of dollars. 547 00:28:29,515 --> 00:28:31,945 And the worst thing that could possibly happen is 548 00:28:31,980 --> 00:28:34,376 for some stigma to be attached to the concept. 549 00:28:34,411 --> 00:28:37,009 I told you, this is not a negotiation. 550 00:28:37,044 --> 00:28:41,207 The number's $950,000. Are we going back to court or not? 551 00:28:47,667 --> 00:28:50,845 I think we can make $950,000 work. 552 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,395 Good for you. 553 00:28:56,031 --> 00:28:58,633 The dwarf fainted. 554 00:29:20,186 --> 00:29:22,538 I am so embarrassed. 555 00:29:22,573 --> 00:29:24,631 I have to admit, in my practice, 556 00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:27,112 I have never seen a number that big. 557 00:29:27,147 --> 00:29:29,558 I'm sure you people see it all the time. 558 00:29:29,593 --> 00:29:31,449 You caused that number, Bethany. 559 00:29:31,484 --> 00:29:33,796 You scared the hell out of them with your opening. 560 00:29:33,831 --> 00:29:36,108 They didn't dare stick around for the closing. 561 00:29:36,143 --> 00:29:38,839 I'm trying not to get emotional. 562 00:29:39,048 --> 00:29:40,257 Thank you, Denny. 563 00:29:40,292 --> 00:29:41,799 I'm so grateful to you. 564 00:29:41,834 --> 00:29:46,971 Somehow in that vile, disgusting shell of yours, 565 00:29:47,006 --> 00:29:50,321 I think there must be a nice person. 566 00:29:52,982 --> 00:29:54,718 I'd like to have lunch again, 567 00:29:54,753 --> 00:29:56,490 start from scratch. 568 00:29:56,525 --> 00:29:58,678 If I promised not to call you a midget 569 00:29:58,713 --> 00:29:59,914 and ask you to take the clothes off.. 570 00:29:59,949 --> 00:30:02,264 This is you from scratch? 571 00:30:04,488 --> 00:30:07,470 You're an extraordinary woman. 572 00:30:08,048 --> 00:30:11,285 I don't get to meet many. 573 00:30:12,741 --> 00:30:16,825 Give me a week or two to forget what you're like. 574 00:30:17,068 --> 00:30:19,700 Then we can have lunch. 575 00:30:25,343 --> 00:30:28,628 We live in a time where almost anything goes, don't we? 576 00:30:28,663 --> 00:30:31,878 Gay marriage is barely considered alternative anymore. 577 00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:36,212 You go on the internet, you can find a club for almost any kind of fetish, 578 00:30:36,247 --> 00:30:38,075 however depraved. 579 00:30:38,110 --> 00:30:41,533 We're a society where nothing seems to shock us anymore. 580 00:30:41,568 --> 00:30:43,512 Well, if we've reached the day 581 00:30:43,547 --> 00:30:48,634 where burning the remains of a body and cannibalism doesn't offend, 582 00:30:48,669 --> 00:30:51,038 then I guess life has no sanctity at all, does it? 583 00:30:51,073 --> 00:30:52,142 No dignity. 584 00:30:52,177 --> 00:30:53,888 Please deliver a verdict 585 00:30:53,923 --> 00:30:59,008 that says there is sanctity not just to the life of a human being, 586 00:30:59,043 --> 00:31:02,318 but also the death. 587 00:31:02,608 --> 00:31:08,166 A billion and a half Christians routinely go to church on Sundays 588 00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:11,924 and ceremoniously eat the body of Christ, drink His blood. 589 00:31:11,959 --> 00:31:13,264 "He who eats my flesh" 590 00:31:13,299 --> 00:31:16,844 "and drinks my blood abides in me and I in Him". 591 00:31:16,879 --> 00:31:19,525 - Jesus said that. - How dare you? 592 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,572 What? 593 00:31:20,607 --> 00:31:21,884 Who have I offended now? 594 00:31:21,919 --> 00:31:24,522 How dare you take the holy sacrament literally? 595 00:31:24,557 --> 00:31:25,596 Is that not done? 596 00:31:25,631 --> 00:31:30,519 You have equated it with a vile and despicable act. 597 00:31:33,327 --> 00:31:35,537 I apologize, your honor. 598 00:31:35,572 --> 00:31:39,039 I certainly don't mean to indict holy communion, 599 00:31:39,074 --> 00:31:43,868 but let's not carry on with the idea 600 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:49,204 that the notion of cannibalism offends the sanctity of life. 601 00:31:49,239 --> 00:31:54,505 It has roots not only in sacraments not to be taken literally, 602 00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:56,370 but also Greek mythology. 603 00:31:56,405 --> 00:32:01,518 It's still glorified in certain sections of both the south and I believe Malibu. 604 00:32:01,553 --> 00:32:03,620 And I might add, it's not illegal. 605 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:06,672 There's no federal law, no Massachusetts law 606 00:32:06,707 --> 00:32:08,518 that criminalizes cannibalism. 607 00:32:08,553 --> 00:32:12,950 That's why Mr. District attorney my-name-appears-second-on-the-ballot-this-November Ginsberg 608 00:32:12,985 --> 00:32:14,784 has trumped up these other charges, 609 00:32:14,819 --> 00:32:19,980 desecration and so forth and lectured you on dignity and sanctity. 610 00:32:20,015 --> 00:32:23,524 There is no dignity in starving to death. 611 00:32:23,559 --> 00:32:27,467 When a homeless person is left to rot on a slab, 612 00:32:27,502 --> 00:32:31,340 the sanctity of life somehow gets trivialized. 613 00:32:31,375 --> 00:32:34,770 Mr. District attorney my-name-appears-second-on-the-ballot-this-November Ginsberg 614 00:32:34,805 --> 00:32:38,290 wants you to be offended. You know what offends me? 615 00:32:38,325 --> 00:32:41,776 We have in this country over a million homeless people. 616 00:32:41,811 --> 00:32:44,823 The government can't feed them, can't give them shelter, 617 00:32:44,858 --> 00:32:47,660 but hey, let's spend $60,000 to $70,000 618 00:32:47,695 --> 00:32:50,000 to prosecute one who tried to stave off death, 619 00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:52,700 let's spend another $45,000 a year to imprison him. 620 00:32:52,735 --> 00:32:56,092 There is no dignity in that. It's cruel. 621 00:32:56,127 --> 00:32:58,181 Mr. Nichols was cremating his friend 622 00:32:58,216 --> 00:33:01,360 to prevent the indignity of the unceremonious 623 00:33:01,395 --> 00:33:05,524 and degrading decomposition of his body. 624 00:33:06,069 --> 00:33:10,468 As for why he ate, he told you. 625 00:33:10,503 --> 00:33:13,290 He was starving. 626 00:33:14,738 --> 00:33:17,373 When was the last time you starved? 627 00:33:17,408 --> 00:33:19,109 How about you? 628 00:33:19,144 --> 00:33:21,602 I know you're not starving, except for attention. 629 00:33:21,637 --> 00:33:23,930 Let's face it. They only reason we're all here 630 00:33:23,965 --> 00:33:26,516 is because cannibalism makes good for television. 631 00:33:26,551 --> 00:33:29,068 What better satiate some pre-election hunger pains 632 00:33:29,103 --> 00:33:31,014 than a bellyful of media attention? 633 00:33:31,049 --> 00:33:34,374 Mr. District attorney my-name-appears-second-on-the-ballot-this-November Ginsberg knows that. 634 00:33:34,409 --> 00:33:36,429 That's why he's handling this case personally. 635 00:33:36,464 --> 00:33:40,394 Not only does it give him a sensational platform for his shameless promotion, 636 00:33:40,429 --> 00:33:42,970 it also fits the notion of society, 637 00:33:43,005 --> 00:33:45,849 that it's not about understanding a homeless. 638 00:33:45,884 --> 00:33:48,650 it's about prosecuting him. 639 00:33:49,643 --> 00:33:51,439 Kinda makes me wonder, 640 00:33:51,474 --> 00:33:56,537 who here is really the cannibal? 641 00:34:10,129 --> 00:34:12,651 I'd be more than happy to drive you home. 642 00:34:12,686 --> 00:34:15,174 Oh, thank you. I actually have my own car. 643 00:34:15,209 --> 00:34:18,783 Um, which is actually right there. 644 00:34:19,213 --> 00:34:22,170 Is that you don't trust yourself with me? 645 00:34:22,205 --> 00:34:27,068 Oh, wow, you really can read people, can't you? 646 00:34:27,103 --> 00:34:29,070 That's my job. 647 00:34:30,256 --> 00:34:32,295 So can I see you again? 648 00:34:32,330 --> 00:34:34,342 Sure. 649 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:39,361 Let's have something to look forward to. 650 00:34:39,396 --> 00:34:41,317 I'm a magnificent kisser. 651 00:34:41,352 --> 00:34:42,671 Are you now? 652 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:45,087 I don't like to drop names but... 653 00:34:45,122 --> 00:34:47,586 I once kissed Gina Gershon. 654 00:34:47,621 --> 00:34:48,659 Did you? 655 00:34:48,694 --> 00:34:51,226 We were out together... 656 00:34:51,261 --> 00:34:52,756 in a group. 657 00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:56,742 I happened to be driving in the direction of her hotel, so I offered her a lift. 658 00:34:56,777 --> 00:35:00,075 And well, one thing led to another. 659 00:35:00,110 --> 00:35:06,370 She confided in me that she had never been kissed like that in her life. 660 00:35:06,508 --> 00:35:13,051 Well, it's... always been a goal for my mouth to 661 00:35:13,086 --> 00:35:15,213 go where Gina's has. But... 662 00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:17,874 I dig you, Claire. 663 00:35:18,206 --> 00:35:21,720 And I dig you, Zach. 664 00:35:21,755 --> 00:35:23,409 Call me. 665 00:35:23,444 --> 00:35:25,063 I will. 666 00:35:58,779 --> 00:36:00,337 Oh, my God. 667 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,501 Why are you dressed like an Indian? 668 00:36:39,536 --> 00:36:42,292 Growing up, my favorite wrestler was chief Jay Strongbow. 669 00:36:42,327 --> 00:36:44,260 You look like one of the village people. 670 00:36:44,295 --> 00:36:45,603 Okay, are we ready? 671 00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:48,486 Shouldn't we pee in a cup first? I don't trust his testosterone levels. 672 00:36:48,521 --> 00:36:50,200 Mine's naturally high. 673 00:36:50,235 --> 00:36:51,490 3- minute rounds. 674 00:36:51,525 --> 00:36:54,741 2 points for a takedown. 1 point for an escape. 675 00:36:54,776 --> 00:36:57,240 If either of you tap out, it's over. 676 00:36:57,275 --> 00:36:58,526 Set? 677 00:36:58,561 --> 00:36:59,778 Set. 678 00:37:02,130 --> 00:37:03,824 Let's get it on. 679 00:37:26,881 --> 00:37:28,167 Five seconds? 680 00:37:28,202 --> 00:37:31,119 He cheated. You can't squat on the head. 681 00:37:31,154 --> 00:37:33,103 Five seconds? 682 00:37:33,138 --> 00:37:35,053 Four, actually. 683 00:37:35,277 --> 00:37:38,087 The defendant will please rise. 684 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:45,227 Madame foreperson, would you kindly announce to the court the outrageous verdict of the jury? 685 00:37:45,262 --> 00:37:46,784 That's encouraging. 686 00:37:46,817 --> 00:37:50,421 In the matter of the commonwealth of Massachusetts vs. Clarence Nichols 687 00:37:50,456 --> 00:37:52,714 on the charge of desecrating human remains 688 00:37:52,749 --> 00:37:56,182 in violation of the human welfare and safety health code, 689 00:37:56,217 --> 00:37:59,226 we find the defendant Clarence Nichols 690 00:37:59,261 --> 00:38:01,756 not guilty. 691 00:38:01,791 --> 00:38:03,629 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 692 00:38:03,664 --> 00:38:07,459 Do you think we win too much? Are we losing all suspense? 693 00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:09,052 I don't know what to say. 694 00:38:09,087 --> 00:38:11,075 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 695 00:38:11,110 --> 00:38:12,669 Thank you both. 696 00:38:12,704 --> 00:38:17,454 Listen, we never let our contestants go home empty-handed, 697 00:38:17,489 --> 00:38:20,861 so along with the home version of the Crane, Poole & Schmidt game, 698 00:38:20,896 --> 00:38:23,757 here's a check for $5,000. 699 00:38:23,792 --> 00:38:24,820 What? 700 00:38:24,855 --> 00:38:26,217 It's an experimental program. 701 00:38:26,252 --> 00:38:28,736 It's called "we the fortunate should endeavor to help the less fortunate. " 702 00:38:28,771 --> 00:38:31,558 I'm sure it'll never fly. Go have a nice meal, take a trip, 703 00:38:31,593 --> 00:38:35,388 maybe splurge for some health insurance. 704 00:38:35,423 --> 00:38:37,401 I don't know what to say. 705 00:38:37,436 --> 00:38:39,380 You people are amazing. 706 00:38:39,703 --> 00:38:41,075 Bye. 707 00:38:44,992 --> 00:38:47,915 You gave him your own money? 708 00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:49,847 I wasn't using it. 709 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,307 Denny, I want a rematch. 710 00:38:53,342 --> 00:38:55,114 - Forget it. - You cheated. 711 00:38:55,149 --> 00:38:57,203 I did not. 712 00:38:59,423 --> 00:39:01,628 You know, the first time I had sex with Shirley, 713 00:39:01,663 --> 00:39:04,315 it went exactly like that. 714 00:39:04,350 --> 00:39:07,935 I flipped her on her back, and I sat on her head. 715 00:39:09,402 --> 00:39:11,443 Hope it was better for her than it was for me. 716 00:39:11,478 --> 00:39:12,444 It was better for me. 717 00:39:12,479 --> 00:39:16,431 It also lasted about four seconds. 718 00:39:16,860 --> 00:39:20,980 Do you think you could ever bring yourself to eat me? 719 00:39:21,187 --> 00:39:23,642 I mean, say we were on a desert island, 720 00:39:23,677 --> 00:39:27,197 and I died, and you were starving. 721 00:39:27,724 --> 00:39:30,291 Could you eat me? 722 00:39:32,433 --> 00:39:35,204 Could you eat me? 723 00:39:35,427 --> 00:39:39,108 Well, I might be afraid of the mad cow. 724 00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:42,754 When I die, I want to be buried, Denny. 725 00:39:42,789 --> 00:39:46,466 I don't want to be cremated, incinerated into nothingness. 726 00:39:46,501 --> 00:39:49,181 Oh, what do you care? When you're dead, you're dead. 727 00:39:49,216 --> 00:39:50,732 I don't actually believe that. 728 00:39:50,767 --> 00:39:55,223 I believe there's some... something after. 729 00:39:55,773 --> 00:39:57,063 Heaven? 730 00:39:57,098 --> 00:40:00,347 I don't know, something. 731 00:40:01,264 --> 00:40:05,180 Alan Shore believes man has a soul. Stop the presses. 732 00:40:05,215 --> 00:40:07,178 Don't you believe it? 733 00:40:07,213 --> 00:40:10,869 Can this be all there is? Id so we wasted... 734 00:40:10,870 --> 00:40:15,149 I haven't wasted a second. I've enjoyed my ride. 735 00:40:15,524 --> 00:40:16,915 All of it. 736 00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:20,495 But will it truly have counted for something? 737 00:40:22,887 --> 00:40:25,330 You know the old joke, Alan? 738 00:40:25,365 --> 00:40:28,144 A man shows up at the Pearly Gates, 739 00:40:28,179 --> 00:40:33,943 sees this guy in a pinstriped suit and a briefcase, a cigar prancing about. 740 00:40:33,978 --> 00:40:37,636 And he says to saint Peter, "who's that guy?" 741 00:40:37,671 --> 00:40:39,792 Saint Peter says, "Aw, it's just God". 742 00:40:40,649 --> 00:40:43,479 "He thinks he's Denny Crane. " 743 00:40:46,407 --> 00:40:50,996 What would you do, Denny, if you actually met God one day? 744 00:40:51,188 --> 00:40:53,208 I'd probably take him fishing. 745 00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:54,606 Indeed. 746 00:40:54,607 --> 00:40:57,956 He'd probably want to wrestle me for Shirley. 747 00:41:00,517 --> 00:41:02,110 Indeed again.