1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,265 Previously on Boston legal 2 00:00:01,265 --> 00:00:02,863 I slept with Alan Shore. How objective can he... 3 00:00:02,863 --> 00:00:04,164 You also slept with me. 4 00:00:04,164 --> 00:00:05,630 Do you ever think that might be part of the problem? 5 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:06,838 You're a very good lawyer. 6 00:00:06,838 --> 00:00:08,590 But not good enough. We're letting you go. 7 00:00:08,590 --> 00:00:10,951 Judge Marcia Hooper was found murdered last night. 8 00:00:10,951 --> 00:00:11,982 We were having an affair. 9 00:00:11,982 --> 00:00:15,502 You're the man giving representation to the person who murdered my wife. 10 00:00:15,502 --> 00:00:17,358 He's a nasty little man. 11 00:00:17,358 --> 00:00:19,436 He made her get that restraining order against me. 12 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:20,782 He made her do it. 13 00:00:20,782 --> 00:00:23,077 Scott Little's father is on the prosecution's witness list. 14 00:00:23,077 --> 00:00:25,999 This is a pathetic attempt to be relevant in your son's life. 15 00:00:25,999 --> 00:00:27,871 How could you give testimony against him? 16 00:00:27,871 --> 00:00:30,254 I'm not. At least not on the murder. 17 00:00:36,099 --> 00:00:40,181 Gracie Jane reporting to you live from Boston with goosebumps. 18 00:00:40,181 --> 00:00:42,132 Tomorrow it happens. 19 00:00:42,132 --> 00:00:46,372 That low-life, adultering, judge-murdering defendant Scott Little, 20 00:00:46,372 --> 00:00:48,795 who of course gets the presumption of innocence, 21 00:00:48,795 --> 00:00:52,196 goes on trial, and yours truly is here to cover it. 22 00:00:52,196 --> 00:00:55,818 And I will be right here, lapping it up like a saint Bernard. 23 00:00:55,818 --> 00:00:58,321 Am I panting too loudly? 24 00:01:00,099 --> 00:01:02,215 Denny, there's a... 25 00:01:03,816 --> 00:01:05,302 Why are you in your bathrobe? 26 00:01:05,302 --> 00:01:07,388 I just had a massage. 27 00:01:07,388 --> 00:01:09,767 Uh, why are you holding your briefcase? 28 00:01:09,767 --> 00:01:13,666 My checkbook's in it. I needed to pay the masseuse. 29 00:01:13,898 --> 00:01:16,073 - Who is that under there? - What? Where? 30 00:01:16,073 --> 00:01:18,151 Whoever's under there, come out. 31 00:01:18,151 --> 00:01:20,346 - Go away! - I'm not going away. 32 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:22,607 Come out now. 33 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:27,782 I was doing nothing untoward. 34 00:01:27,782 --> 00:01:30,370 I was just hiding because I didn't want to be seen in a room with him 35 00:01:30,370 --> 00:01:32,088 while he's dressed in a bathrobe. 36 00:01:32,088 --> 00:01:35,807 So better to be seen under the bathrobe. 37 00:01:35,807 --> 00:01:38,688 Who are you, Columbo? 38 00:01:39,108 --> 00:01:41,463 - Gracie Jane. - What about her? 39 00:01:41,463 --> 00:01:44,236 She's contaminating the jury pool. 40 00:01:44,236 --> 00:01:47,524 Anything you can do to shut her up? 41 00:01:48,518 --> 00:01:50,537 Delighted to see you again. 42 00:01:50,537 --> 00:01:54,378 Don't you be sarcastic with me, you snoot. 43 00:01:57,119 --> 00:01:59,691 My reputation's ruined. 44 00:02:07,884 --> 00:02:12,245 You know, uh... this is the big third date. 45 00:02:12,245 --> 00:02:14,025 The kiss date. 46 00:02:14,025 --> 00:02:19,286 In modern times, some might say the consummate date. 47 00:02:19,286 --> 00:02:21,473 Yeah, uh, Zach, 48 00:02:21,473 --> 00:02:24,082 there's something you need to know about me. 49 00:02:24,082 --> 00:02:27,557 What's there to know, you beautiful, funny lawyer? 50 00:02:27,557 --> 00:02:31,394 I'm a lawyer at Crane, Poole & Schmidt. 51 00:02:31,394 --> 00:02:32,725 Why do I know that name? 52 00:02:32,725 --> 00:02:35,730 You know it because we represent Scott Little. 53 00:02:35,730 --> 00:02:38,175 - You represent Scott? - I do. 54 00:02:38,175 --> 00:02:42,048 Along with Jeffrey Coho, who you've met. 55 00:02:42,393 --> 00:02:45,133 So all this time... 56 00:02:45,677 --> 00:02:46,749 How dare you? 57 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:48,193 Don't lecture me. 58 00:02:48,193 --> 00:02:50,645 The only reason Scott Little is going on trial 59 00:02:50,645 --> 00:02:55,031 is because his own doctor sold him out to the police. 60 00:02:55,031 --> 00:02:57,581 You've also revealed a few choice little nuggets to me that... 61 00:02:57,581 --> 00:02:59,267 I've told you nothing. 62 00:02:59,267 --> 00:03:04,112 Zach, you're a chatty little guy. 63 00:03:04,496 --> 00:03:06,668 I will make a deal with you right now. 64 00:03:06,668 --> 00:03:09,852 Tell me the rest of the story, let me look at Scott's medical records, 65 00:03:09,852 --> 00:03:12,119 maybe give me a glance at judge Hooper's as well, 66 00:03:12,119 --> 00:03:16,465 and I promise Jeffrey won't shred you on the stand like a piece of linguini. 67 00:03:16,465 --> 00:03:18,879 Let me tell you something about me, lady. 68 00:03:18,879 --> 00:03:20,807 Yeah, you've kissed Gina Gershon. 69 00:03:20,807 --> 00:03:23,053 I will not be blackmailed. 70 00:03:23,053 --> 00:03:26,245 Even if I were inclined to let you see those medical records, 71 00:03:26,245 --> 00:03:30,181 which I most certainly am not, I am bound by doctor-patient privilege. 72 00:03:30,181 --> 00:03:32,006 - Oh, now you're bound? - Yes! 73 00:03:32,006 --> 00:03:35,003 It was my duty to reveal the other because a human life was in danger, 74 00:03:35,003 --> 00:03:38,822 you treacherous vixen! 75 00:03:39,592 --> 00:03:43,222 You've made a big mistake making an enemy of me. 76 00:03:43,597 --> 00:03:47,031 Hey, I am not paying for this. 77 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:51,847 I will bury you. 78 00:03:53,001 --> 00:03:56,410 Boston Legal 3x05. Whose God Is It Anyway? 79 00:04:21,148 --> 00:04:22,234 ORIGINAL AIR DATE ON ABC: 2006/10/17 80 00:04:22,652 --> 00:04:24,856 Jerry, you have got to calm down. 81 00:04:24,856 --> 00:04:28,043 I can't help you while you're in this state. 82 00:04:28,254 --> 00:04:29,516 Jerry... 83 00:04:29,516 --> 00:04:31,986 Goodness, I've never heard that sound before. 84 00:04:31,986 --> 00:04:33,657 I've been sued. 85 00:04:33,657 --> 00:04:35,400 Oh, I thought I could handle it. 86 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,234 We were in the process of effecting a mutually acceptable settlement, 87 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:41,159 when suddenly he got himself a new, aggressive, awful, 88 00:04:41,159 --> 00:04:43,278 Androgo woman lawyer! 89 00:04:43,278 --> 00:04:46,350 Now he wants a million dollars. 90 00:04:46,350 --> 00:04:48,983 Jerry, what have you been sued for? 91 00:04:49,152 --> 00:04:51,615 One of my attorneys... 92 00:04:52,262 --> 00:04:55,588 as you know, I've been building my own quiet, little firm. 93 00:04:55,588 --> 00:04:56,910 One of my attorneys, 94 00:04:56,910 --> 00:04:58,882 I terminated him, which I'm entitled to do. 95 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,687 It's at-will employment, my will being dispositive. 96 00:05:01,687 --> 00:05:05,939 And then he filed a claim like a snively, horrible man. 97 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,965 What did you fire him for? 98 00:05:07,965 --> 00:05:11,806 He turned out to be a scientologist, full-blown! 99 00:05:11,806 --> 00:05:15,147 Jerry, we do have a little thing called freedom of religion. 100 00:05:15,147 --> 00:05:18,094 Oh, I know that, but why should I have to work with one? 101 00:05:18,094 --> 00:05:20,917 I don't like this scientology business. 102 00:05:20,917 --> 00:05:22,933 Yuck, yuck, yuck! 103 00:05:31,794 --> 00:05:33,776 Brad. / Sally? 104 00:05:34,846 --> 00:05:37,979 - You look incredible. - I know. 105 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:41,141 - Sally. - It's her, Androgo-woman. 106 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,902 How you doing, old man? 107 00:05:42,902 --> 00:05:45,623 This is opposing counsel? 108 00:06:07,718 --> 00:06:09,916 You ready? 109 00:06:09,916 --> 00:06:11,427 Yep. 110 00:06:11,427 --> 00:06:13,585 Look at me. 111 00:06:15,969 --> 00:06:19,100 I can probably get us out of this right now with murder two, 112 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:21,956 8 to 12 years. 113 00:06:22,271 --> 00:06:23,762 No. 114 00:06:23,762 --> 00:06:27,830 Murder one means life. 115 00:06:28,742 --> 00:06:30,526 Are we going to lose? 116 00:06:30,526 --> 00:06:32,659 We may. 117 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:38,147 I didn't kill her, Mr. Coho. 118 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:42,717 And I'm not accepting any plea that says I did. 119 00:06:43,264 --> 00:06:46,294 Okay, let's go. 120 00:06:58,388 --> 00:06:59,803 Oh, my god. 121 00:06:59,803 --> 00:07:02,565 Stay tight. No comment. 122 00:07:02,565 --> 00:07:03,578 Okay. 123 00:07:11,524 --> 00:07:13,275 Mr. Coho, one quick question. 124 00:07:13,275 --> 00:07:16,562 Rikki Klieman. Scott, is your father going to testify for or against you? 125 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:19,446 Jeffrey, Joan Rivers. Who are you wearing? 126 00:07:28,706 --> 00:07:29,953 What are you planning to say? 127 00:07:29,953 --> 00:07:31,565 Get out of my way, Barbara. 128 00:07:31,565 --> 00:07:33,590 - This is your own son. - You would never let him be my son. 129 00:07:33,590 --> 00:07:34,982 You are gonna give testimony against your own son... / if I had raised him, 130 00:07:34,982 --> 00:07:37,768 - he wouldn't be here now! - Just to get back at me! / Barbara! 131 00:07:37,768 --> 00:07:41,223 I will not let you get away with this. / Barbara. 132 00:07:46,488 --> 00:07:48,278 I really, really apologize. 133 00:07:48,278 --> 00:07:49,448 You apologize? 134 00:07:49,448 --> 00:07:51,987 I didn't tell her anything that would compromise your case, 135 00:07:51,987 --> 00:07:52,804 I don't think. 136 00:07:52,804 --> 00:07:55,578 You compromised yourself, which will compromise our case. 137 00:07:55,578 --> 00:07:57,735 I really, really apologize. 138 00:07:57,735 --> 00:08:01,383 Look, I promise I will be the best witness you've ever had. 139 00:08:01,706 --> 00:08:03,464 The driveway was a crushed gravel. 140 00:08:03,464 --> 00:08:05,380 We were able to lift various tire tracks, 141 00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:07,700 all of which belonged to the defendant's car, 142 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:09,996 the victim's and the victim's husband. Nobody else. 143 00:08:09,996 --> 00:08:12,434 And, uh, what evidence did you find in the house? 144 00:08:12,434 --> 00:08:14,321 The only prints inside the house were Mr. Hooper's, 145 00:08:14,321 --> 00:08:17,336 none of the defendant, which is odd, since he was there. 146 00:08:17,336 --> 00:08:18,926 No prints of the victim even. 147 00:08:18,926 --> 00:08:20,104 What did that tell you? 148 00:08:20,104 --> 00:08:22,462 Someone was meticulous in wiping away the evidence. 149 00:08:22,462 --> 00:08:25,552 Even the body had been wiped with what appeared to be a towelette. 150 00:08:25,552 --> 00:08:27,536 Any evidence at all on the body? 151 00:08:27,536 --> 00:08:31,788 Microscopic traces of his semen and oil secretions. 152 00:08:31,788 --> 00:08:33,130 The defendant's? 153 00:08:33,130 --> 00:08:34,947 And nobody else. 154 00:08:35,228 --> 00:08:38,736 How did you first learn that my client was in the house that night? 155 00:08:38,736 --> 00:08:39,637 He told us. 156 00:08:39,637 --> 00:08:42,511 He came to you on his own to volunteer the information. 157 00:08:42,511 --> 00:08:45,540 Yes. / And other than Scott Little being in the house that night, 158 00:08:45,540 --> 00:08:47,952 you have no evidence, physical or otherwise, 159 00:08:47,952 --> 00:08:49,893 connecting him to the crime, do you? 160 00:08:49,893 --> 00:08:52,336 We have a video of him confessing to his therapist 161 00:08:52,336 --> 00:08:54,862 - that he had dreams of killing her. - Yes, of course, the video. 162 00:08:54,862 --> 00:08:57,630 Once you saw that, Scott Little was your man, wasn't he? 163 00:08:57,630 --> 00:08:58,754 He was the main suspect. 164 00:08:58,754 --> 00:09:00,938 The main suspect? Who were the other suspects? 165 00:09:00,938 --> 00:09:02,301 He was the only viable one. 166 00:09:02,301 --> 00:09:04,737 Who were the others who turned out to be nonviable? 167 00:09:04,737 --> 00:09:06,778 He was the only one we considered seriously. 168 00:09:06,778 --> 00:09:09,812 He was the only one you considered at all, wasn't he? 169 00:09:09,812 --> 00:09:12,258 Because once you saw that video, 170 00:09:12,258 --> 00:09:13,700 it was case closed. 171 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:17,973 Because if a person dreams or harbors fantasies of killing somebody, 172 00:09:17,973 --> 00:09:20,627 well, that's foolproof evidence. Case closed. 173 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:21,897 - Objection! - Sustained. 174 00:09:21,897 --> 00:09:23,923 We have more than the suspect's dreams of killing her. 175 00:09:23,923 --> 00:09:25,446 He was in the house the night of the murder. 176 00:09:25,446 --> 00:09:27,469 - But he left before the murder. - We don't know that. 177 00:09:27,469 --> 00:09:29,999 The coroner stated that after Mrs. Hooper was hit on the head, 178 00:09:29,999 --> 00:09:31,586 she likely died within minutes. 179 00:09:31,586 --> 00:09:34,141 The time of death was between 10:15 and 10:30, 180 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:37,920 but Scott Little was at home in his house by 9:30. 181 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:39,238 According to his mother. 182 00:09:39,238 --> 00:09:40,437 Can you refute the mother? 183 00:09:40,437 --> 00:09:44,002 Can you prove that he was in the house after 9? 184 00:09:44,002 --> 00:09:46,047 - No, but I don't need... - Thank you, detective. 185 00:09:46,047 --> 00:09:48,911 Now Mrs. Hooper was having other affairs, wasn't she? 186 00:09:48,911 --> 00:09:51,924 She wasn't committing adultery only with Scott Little. 187 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,966 - She was seeing two other men. - That you knew of. 188 00:09:53,966 --> 00:09:55,988 Both of whom had verified alibis. 189 00:09:55,988 --> 00:09:59,476 Can you prove that these were the only two other men 190 00:09:59,476 --> 00:10:00,974 that Mrs. Hooper was seeing? 191 00:10:00,974 --> 00:10:02,372 Can I prove it? 192 00:10:02,372 --> 00:10:03,766 No. 193 00:10:03,766 --> 00:10:07,203 Thank you, detective. Nothing further. 194 00:10:07,203 --> 00:10:08,746 Mr. Winant? 195 00:10:08,746 --> 00:10:12,519 I think we'll break here and resume again tomorrow with your next witness. 196 00:10:12,519 --> 00:10:14,138 Mr. Winant, who do you call? 197 00:10:14,138 --> 00:10:16,934 The prosecution calls judge Brian Hooper. 198 00:10:21,869 --> 00:10:24,542 - $1 million? - The job paid three and a quarter. 199 00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:27,078 When prospective employers ask him why he was fired, he's... 200 00:10:27,078 --> 00:10:30,233 We're not gonna give you a million dollars, Sally. 201 00:10:30,233 --> 00:10:32,234 Then I guess we go to court. 202 00:10:32,234 --> 00:10:38,296 Since the day you left, I've longed to go head-to-head. 203 00:10:38,296 --> 00:10:40,986 You can't win this, Alan. Freedom of religion, 204 00:10:40,986 --> 00:10:43,128 it's one of the biggies. 205 00:10:43,128 --> 00:10:46,371 I suppose we could wager. 206 00:10:46,371 --> 00:10:51,553 Loser has to slather the winner in maple syrup and then lick it off. 207 00:10:51,553 --> 00:10:56,570 Winner gets to slather the loser with maple syrup 208 00:10:56,570 --> 00:10:59,195 and then lick it off. 209 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:03,672 I'll see you in court. 210 00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:08,407 Brad. 211 00:11:08,407 --> 00:11:10,639 Sally. It's really nice to see you again. 212 00:11:10,639 --> 00:11:13,389 Would you like to grab some dinner sometime, catch up? 213 00:11:13,389 --> 00:11:14,805 I was never behind. 214 00:11:14,805 --> 00:11:16,387 I'm not the same girl you went out with, Brad. 215 00:11:16,387 --> 00:11:18,209 I'd love to get to know the new girl. 216 00:11:18,209 --> 00:11:21,020 I think he's making his move. 217 00:11:27,641 --> 00:11:30,564 I used to date that woman. That gives me the first right to redate her. 218 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:31,581 I see. 219 00:11:31,581 --> 00:11:34,355 Well, since we're playing by high school rules, I dated her after you did. 220 00:11:34,355 --> 00:11:37,558 No, you had a prurient affair with her when she was on the rebound from me, 221 00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:39,046 and that doesn't count. 222 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:41,947 What do you want to do, wrestle me for her? 223 00:11:41,947 --> 00:11:44,230 Hands off my ex-girl. 224 00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:01,290 Hands, how's it going? 225 00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:02,728 Fine. 226 00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:06,065 I prefer to be called "Jerry." 227 00:12:06,065 --> 00:12:07,680 Of course you do. 228 00:12:08,431 --> 00:12:10,645 And may I ask you a question? 229 00:12:10,645 --> 00:12:13,814 Well, this may be the mad cow speaking, 230 00:12:13,814 --> 00:12:15,829 but didn't we fire you? 231 00:12:15,829 --> 00:12:20,739 I left under unfortunate circumstances. Just... 232 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,805 Not to worry. 233 00:12:21,805 --> 00:12:24,535 Actually, it caused me a lot of worry, Mr. Crane. 234 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,429 But now I've managed to reestablish myself. 235 00:12:27,429 --> 00:12:30,032 - I've started my own firm. - Oh, there you go. 236 00:12:30,032 --> 00:12:32,852 But now I've totally blown it. I've lost it all, so not to worry. 237 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,654 Jerry, you're not gonna lose your firm. 238 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:37,206 Of course I am, Alan. 239 00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:39,436 I fired a man because of his religion. 240 00:12:39,436 --> 00:12:41,272 I went to three lawyers before you, 241 00:12:41,272 --> 00:12:43,759 because I so didn't want to bother you again, 242 00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:47,137 and they all told me I can't win. 243 00:12:49,058 --> 00:12:51,775 You're not gonna lose your firm. 244 00:13:03,194 --> 00:13:04,852 He never had a problem with my work. 245 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:07,313 Just the opposite. He told me I could make partner. 246 00:13:07,313 --> 00:13:08,882 Then suddenly, he fired me. 247 00:13:08,882 --> 00:13:10,180 Did he give you a reason? 248 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:13,101 He said my being a scientologist wasn't commensurate with the image 249 00:13:13,101 --> 00:13:15,068 he wanted his law firm to project. 250 00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:16,744 He called my religion "yuck." 251 00:13:16,744 --> 00:13:18,133 Your exact words. 252 00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:21,013 Mr. Karnes, he claims you were outspoken about your religion. 253 00:13:21,013 --> 00:13:22,199 That's not true. 254 00:13:22,199 --> 00:13:24,736 I talked about it. I did not get on any soapbox. 255 00:13:24,736 --> 00:13:25,959 Talked about it in the office? 256 00:13:25,959 --> 00:13:27,798 Yes, but I wasn't trying to convert anyone. 257 00:13:27,798 --> 00:13:29,274 I certainly wasn't a zealot. 258 00:13:29,274 --> 00:13:31,644 He just had a problem with my particular faith, 259 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,627 and he said so. 260 00:13:33,964 --> 00:13:35,578 Thank you. 261 00:13:39,744 --> 00:13:44,238 - Scientology was invented by... - L. Ron Hubbard. 262 00:13:44,238 --> 00:13:46,931 Who started out as a science fiction writer. 263 00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:48,545 He said, and I quote, 264 00:13:48,545 --> 00:13:51,766 "writing for a penny a word is ridiculous." 265 00:13:51,766 --> 00:13:55,142 "If a man really wanted to make a million dollars," 266 00:13:55,142 --> 00:13:56,280 "he'd start his own religion." 267 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:59,137 You know, people like you take that quote way out of context. 268 00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:00,320 People like me? 269 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,786 Does that mean nonbelievers? Or lawyers? 270 00:14:03,786 --> 00:14:05,452 - Foot fetishists? - Objection. 271 00:14:05,452 --> 00:14:07,822 Mr. Karnes, what's an engram? 272 00:14:07,822 --> 00:14:10,084 An engram is basically a psychic scar. 273 00:14:10,084 --> 00:14:12,484 It's the, uh, origin of illness. 274 00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:14,541 And as I... 275 00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:17,717 life, according to scientology, 276 00:14:17,717 --> 00:14:21,367 is all about ridding yourself of these, uh, engrams. 277 00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:25,431 You do this by pursuing a path of enlightenment known... 278 00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:27,697 - uh, help me out. - The bridge to total freedom. 279 00:14:27,697 --> 00:14:30,930 And at each stage of the bridge, 280 00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:33,709 you are audited by a senior church member, 281 00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:37,748 who hooks you up to some electronic device. 282 00:14:37,748 --> 00:14:39,715 An electro-psychometer. 283 00:14:39,715 --> 00:14:41,831 - Is it painful? - No. 284 00:14:41,831 --> 00:14:45,796 And after you go through all the stages, 285 00:14:45,796 --> 00:14:50,017 uh, you become an operating thetan? theetan? thetan? 286 00:14:50,017 --> 00:14:51,170 That's right. 287 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:53,439 And OT's, as they're called, 288 00:14:53,439 --> 00:14:56,732 are said to be able to communicate with animals, 289 00:14:56,732 --> 00:14:59,113 move inanimate objects, 290 00:14:59,113 --> 00:15:01,925 leave their bodies at will. 291 00:15:01,925 --> 00:15:03,589 You hope to do that? 292 00:15:03,589 --> 00:15:05,559 One day. 293 00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:08,074 - Are thetans immortal? - It's been said. 294 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:12,399 Well, in fact, most scientologists believe brother Hubbard will return. 295 00:15:12,399 --> 00:15:14,364 And Christians believe Jesus will come again. 296 00:15:14,364 --> 00:15:16,447 - Are they all nuts? - Most. 297 00:15:16,447 --> 00:15:18,834 Scientologists also believe 298 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:24,067 that 75 million years ago an evil galactic warlord, 299 00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:27,858 and here's where I can almost taste the maple syrup, 300 00:15:27,858 --> 00:15:30,617 an evil warlord by the name of Xenu 301 00:15:30,617 --> 00:15:35,625 dumped 13 trillion aliens from different planets into the Earth's volcanoes 302 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:38,266 and then vaporized them with h-bombs. 303 00:15:38,266 --> 00:15:39,726 - You're familiar with this? - Yes. 304 00:15:39,726 --> 00:15:44,289 And the radioactive souls of these poor, vaporized alien creatures 305 00:15:44,289 --> 00:15:46,769 continue to enter into our bodies, 306 00:15:46,769 --> 00:15:51,157 implanting engrams and false ideas about Christ and God and psychiatry, 307 00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:55,980 and that's why we have to purge ourselves of all of these engrams. 308 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:56,788 Yes. 309 00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:58,922 And when one releases engram, 310 00:15:58,922 --> 00:16:03,690 the erasure is often accompanied by yawns or tears, sweat, odor, 311 00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:07,350 panting, urine, vomiting and other excreta. You've heard this? 312 00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:08,286 Yes. 313 00:16:08,286 --> 00:16:10,986 So basically every time you piss, puke or crap, 314 00:16:10,986 --> 00:16:14,503 - you're a step closer to immortality. - Objection. 315 00:16:15,828 --> 00:16:18,268 Getting closer as I speak. 316 00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:20,608 Objection. 317 00:16:24,913 --> 00:16:26,070 Judge Brian Hooper, 318 00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:29,198 the husband of the victim, is on the stand as we speak. 319 00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:31,547 You'll remember he discovered the body. 320 00:16:31,547 --> 00:16:36,599 We play his frantic 911 call for you on an average of 36 times a night. 321 00:16:36,599 --> 00:16:38,559 It never gets old. Hey! 322 00:16:38,559 --> 00:16:39,879 I'm standing here. 323 00:16:39,879 --> 00:16:42,116 Well, drop dead, crime slut. 324 00:16:42,116 --> 00:16:44,806 Take five. Ladies... 325 00:16:46,914 --> 00:16:49,169 Denny Crane, as I live and drool. 326 00:16:49,169 --> 00:16:51,113 Got your own TV show? Wow. 327 00:16:51,113 --> 00:16:53,899 Yes, I do, and I don't need the likes of you, I'll tell you that. 328 00:16:53,899 --> 00:16:56,815 Come on, Gracie. You're on this campaign to convict my client. 329 00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,533 A little residual anger? 330 00:16:58,533 --> 00:17:01,316 Don't flatter yourself, you big goat. 331 00:17:01,316 --> 00:17:05,688 Come on, you and me. Ten minutes of chubby sex. 332 00:17:06,478 --> 00:17:09,671 Where had you been, sir, prior to coming home that night? 333 00:17:09,671 --> 00:17:11,267 I had been out to dinner. 334 00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:14,680 I stopped by my chambers to get some materials, 335 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,999 and I proceeded home, arriving there around 11 o'clock. 336 00:17:17,999 --> 00:17:19,801 Do you know the defendant Scott Little? 337 00:17:19,801 --> 00:17:22,178 Yes, I do. He was my wife's law clerk. 338 00:17:22,178 --> 00:17:25,116 - You know him personally? - Some. 339 00:17:25,116 --> 00:17:27,922 He always struck me as extremely unstable. 340 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:28,768 Object. 341 00:17:28,768 --> 00:17:32,469 You've learned that Mr. Little and your wife had been carrying on an adulterous affair. 342 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,685 - Yes. - When did you learn this, sir? 343 00:17:34,685 --> 00:17:36,445 The day of her death. 344 00:17:36,445 --> 00:17:40,246 My therapist, who is also the defendant's therapist, informed me. 345 00:17:40,246 --> 00:17:41,985 What occasioned your therapist to tell you this, 346 00:17:41,985 --> 00:17:44,529 betraying Scott Little's patient confidentiality? 347 00:17:44,529 --> 00:17:47,223 He suddenly feared Mr. Little might harm Marcia. 348 00:17:47,223 --> 00:17:48,766 He gave me a disc. 349 00:17:48,766 --> 00:17:52,494 It showed the defendant fantasizing about killing her. 350 00:17:52,494 --> 00:17:54,129 He thought it was nothing more than a fantasy, 351 00:17:54,129 --> 00:17:56,736 but he couldn't be sure, 352 00:17:56,736 --> 00:17:58,604 and he became concerned. 353 00:17:58,604 --> 00:18:00,824 After you saw this disc, what did you do? 354 00:18:00,824 --> 00:18:03,922 I called Marcia, told her of the threat. 355 00:18:03,922 --> 00:18:06,433 We argued over the affair, 356 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:12,715 and we agreed to talk that night when I got home. 357 00:18:13,449 --> 00:18:15,481 But... 358 00:18:16,832 --> 00:18:20,958 that talk obviously never took place. 359 00:18:23,022 --> 00:18:25,783 When I got home... 360 00:18:29,253 --> 00:18:30,772 Um, I'm sorry. 361 00:18:30,772 --> 00:18:33,993 Your honor, perhaps a short break. 362 00:18:35,151 --> 00:18:36,384 "A short break"? 363 00:18:36,384 --> 00:18:38,664 He wants to give the jury time to absorb the testimony. 364 00:18:38,664 --> 00:18:39,964 I don't think we should cross him. 365 00:18:39,964 --> 00:18:41,321 We have to cross him, Denise. 366 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,933 This whole thing could just blow up in our faces... 367 00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:46,256 He's a viable suspect. We have to take the shot. 368 00:18:51,225 --> 00:18:52,709 Now comes the difficult part. 369 00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:56,179 You can plan on her cross-examining you quite vigorously, Jerry. 370 00:18:56,179 --> 00:18:57,364 I'm ready. 371 00:18:57,364 --> 00:19:00,080 Last night I practiced in a mock trial setting. 372 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,274 I'm ready. 373 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,957 You practiced? 374 00:19:02,957 --> 00:19:04,250 Who questioned you? 375 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:07,326 Well, Patty. 376 00:19:07,326 --> 00:19:10,455 Patty? The doll? 377 00:19:10,455 --> 00:19:12,106 She didn't really question me. 378 00:19:12,106 --> 00:19:13,925 I supplied the questions. 379 00:19:13,925 --> 00:19:16,081 But she looks like Androgo-woman a Little. 380 00:19:16,081 --> 00:19:17,926 It was very helpful. 381 00:19:17,926 --> 00:19:19,546 Okay. 382 00:19:19,762 --> 00:19:25,238 Alan, don't you think the resemblance is uncanny? 383 00:19:25,238 --> 00:19:27,522 Well, it hadn't occurred to me. 384 00:19:27,522 --> 00:19:29,930 Joanna the sex therapist told me that one day 385 00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:33,233 I'd encounter a real, live Patty. 386 00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:36,146 Perhaps it's Sally. 387 00:19:37,113 --> 00:19:38,989 Oh, dear. 388 00:19:47,861 --> 00:19:49,527 I liked him personally, 389 00:19:49,527 --> 00:19:53,548 but his ramblings were becoming more and more aberrant. 390 00:19:53,548 --> 00:19:55,514 Could you give us an example, please? 391 00:19:55,514 --> 00:19:58,294 Well, he impugned me for taking medication. 392 00:19:58,294 --> 00:20:01,733 Then there was the business about the aliens. 393 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:05,874 He'd request time off to get his body audited by these 394 00:20:05,874 --> 00:20:08,045 electro-psychometer machines. 395 00:20:08,045 --> 00:20:11,467 They believe man evolved from a clam. 396 00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:14,221 A clam? / The problem was he'd talk about it openly. 397 00:20:14,221 --> 00:20:18,797 He was losing credibility as a lawyer, causing my firm to lose credibility. 398 00:20:18,797 --> 00:20:21,121 The law business is tough. 399 00:20:21,121 --> 00:20:23,723 He was making a mockery of mine. 400 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,791 He ever commit any legal malpractice? 401 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,621 No, he's an excellent attorney, 402 00:20:27,621 --> 00:20:29,079 but when he talked about his religion... 403 00:20:29,079 --> 00:20:30,849 It reflected poorly on the firm. 404 00:20:30,849 --> 00:20:32,737 I believe in religious freedom. 405 00:20:32,737 --> 00:20:35,800 What if one of your associates was Hindu and worshipped a cow, 406 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,465 would that be all right? 407 00:20:38,465 --> 00:20:40,215 Uh, I think so. 408 00:20:40,215 --> 00:20:41,680 What about Christianity? 409 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:46,362 What if one of your associates believed that Jesus actually walked on water, 410 00:20:46,362 --> 00:20:48,722 or that Moses parted the Red sea, 411 00:20:48,722 --> 00:20:52,436 or that Noah's ark actually held 60 million animals? 412 00:20:52,436 --> 00:20:53,911 I don't take everything in the Bible literally. 413 00:20:53,911 --> 00:20:55,520 What if one of your lawyers did? 414 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:59,285 Your honor, if she's making fun of Christianity, it's unpatriotic. 415 00:20:59,285 --> 00:21:01,287 I'm concerned it'll hurt the troops. 416 00:21:01,287 --> 00:21:04,089 Mr. Shore, sit down. 417 00:21:04,268 --> 00:21:06,527 What if of your employees believed, 418 00:21:06,527 --> 00:21:10,778 instead of the soul of an alien entering our bodies, it was the devil? 419 00:21:10,778 --> 00:21:14,388 Would you fire somebody from your firm because they spoke openly about that? 420 00:21:14,388 --> 00:21:18,723 I am sorry, your honor. This woman is clearly a Jew. 421 00:21:18,723 --> 00:21:21,371 You object to her being Jewish? 422 00:21:21,371 --> 00:21:24,665 I'm sure somebody here must. 423 00:21:27,532 --> 00:21:29,229 I don't mean to tell you how to practice law, 424 00:21:29,229 --> 00:21:32,509 but at least some of the people in that jury box go to church or temple. 425 00:21:32,509 --> 00:21:34,961 You can't be launching a broad attack on religion like that. 426 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,256 It'll alienate us! 427 00:21:36,256 --> 00:21:38,371 Jerry, I have to launch a broad attack. 428 00:21:38,371 --> 00:21:41,984 Why? This is my career on the line. 429 00:21:41,984 --> 00:21:45,268 If we single out scientology, that would make us bigots. 430 00:21:45,268 --> 00:21:47,449 Are we bigots, Jerry? 431 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:53,701 The widower reportedly will be cross-examined not by Jeffrey Coho 432 00:21:53,701 --> 00:21:56,891 but Claire Simms, the little princess who sits next to him. 433 00:21:56,891 --> 00:22:00,706 Ask me, I don't know why they're crossing him at all. 434 00:22:00,706 --> 00:22:01,747 It was a... 435 00:22:01,747 --> 00:22:04,029 Did you talk to her? 436 00:22:04,029 --> 00:22:06,366 I gave her my best shot. 437 00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,831 You had sex with her. 438 00:22:07,831 --> 00:22:09,449 Cheap sex, the best kind. 439 00:22:09,449 --> 00:22:11,358 What about Bethany? Wouldn't she object? 440 00:22:11,358 --> 00:22:12,717 A gentleman never tells. 441 00:22:12,717 --> 00:22:15,724 A gentleman might want to look down. 442 00:22:15,909 --> 00:22:17,242 No way. 443 00:22:17,242 --> 00:22:19,323 Way. 444 00:22:19,323 --> 00:22:23,933 I knew you were there. I was just trying to make you jealous. 445 00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:29,070 Denny, if she's going to be the seventh one, 446 00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:32,171 you might want to go after her. 447 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:37,114 Pumpkin? 448 00:22:41,437 --> 00:22:44,943 I testify next after judge Hooper's cross-examination. 449 00:22:44,943 --> 00:22:48,948 I'm very nervous, of course, being a chief prosecutorial witness. 450 00:22:48,948 --> 00:22:50,037 What do you plan to say? 451 00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:53,953 Mr. Winant has asked me not to make any anticipatory remarks. 452 00:22:53,953 --> 00:22:57,409 He doesn't want me to defuse my thunder, of course. 453 00:22:57,409 --> 00:23:01,325 Suffice it to say, I'm a very big cog. 454 00:23:01,827 --> 00:23:04,257 Your honor, my name is Claire Simms, 455 00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:07,489 and first let me convey my sympathy for your loss. 456 00:23:07,489 --> 00:23:10,651 Why don't you direct that sentiment to the jury, 457 00:23:10,651 --> 00:23:14,252 since it's for their benefit that you express it? 458 00:23:14,252 --> 00:23:16,273 Okay. 459 00:23:16,641 --> 00:23:19,695 You said you regarded my client as unstable. 460 00:23:19,695 --> 00:23:22,016 Did your wife share this view? 461 00:23:22,016 --> 00:23:23,288 I wouldn't know. 462 00:23:23,288 --> 00:23:26,922 Well, would it be like her to have affairs with unstable men? 463 00:23:26,922 --> 00:23:30,738 Did your wife have affairs with other men, your honor? 464 00:23:30,738 --> 00:23:32,050 Not to my knowledge. 465 00:23:32,050 --> 00:23:33,788 You never heard rumors that she did? 466 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:36,579 I lend no credence to rumors, counsel. 467 00:23:36,579 --> 00:23:42,011 You say you relayed Scott's fantasy to your wife the afternoon of her death? 468 00:23:42,011 --> 00:23:45,978 - Yes. - And she understood you clearly? 469 00:23:46,869 --> 00:23:48,154 What is that supposed to mean? 470 00:23:48,154 --> 00:23:50,511 Well, she made love to him that night. 471 00:23:50,511 --> 00:23:51,927 He probably raped her. 472 00:23:51,927 --> 00:23:54,273 There was no sign of forced intercourse. 473 00:23:54,273 --> 00:23:56,264 Perhaps she didn't take his fantasy seriously. 474 00:23:56,264 --> 00:23:58,493 We'd have to ask her. 475 00:23:59,999 --> 00:24:04,095 He's got keys to your house, her chambers. 476 00:24:04,095 --> 00:24:07,764 And you felt he was unstable, emotionally troubled, 477 00:24:07,764 --> 00:24:09,627 and now you learn of this fantasy. 478 00:24:09,627 --> 00:24:12,353 I don't know, if it's someone I love, I tell the police. 479 00:24:12,353 --> 00:24:14,403 - You tell the police, sir? - No. 480 00:24:14,403 --> 00:24:17,559 And that night you just went out to dinner. 481 00:24:17,559 --> 00:24:20,221 Now you said you got home at 11 o'clock that night. 482 00:24:20,221 --> 00:24:25,410 Your neighbor Lincoln Meyer said he saw you drive into your garage between 10 and 11. 483 00:24:25,410 --> 00:24:27,445 - He's wrong. - Your dinner ended at 9. 484 00:24:27,445 --> 00:24:29,646 - I had to go to my chambers. - Anybody see you there? 485 00:24:29,646 --> 00:24:30,988 I don't know. 486 00:24:30,988 --> 00:24:32,998 Maybe a security guard at the courthouse. 487 00:24:32,998 --> 00:24:34,552 I checked. 488 00:24:34,552 --> 00:24:37,301 I couldn't find anybody. 489 00:24:37,301 --> 00:24:40,374 I've got to ask you this question, judge. 490 00:24:40,977 --> 00:24:43,824 Did you kill your wife? 491 00:24:46,007 --> 00:24:46,952 How dare you? 492 00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:49,366 Well, you learned she's having an affair, 493 00:24:49,366 --> 00:24:53,869 and you're told the kid she's having it with fantasizes about killing her. 494 00:24:53,869 --> 00:24:55,130 And what do you do? 495 00:24:55,130 --> 00:24:56,895 You go out to dinner that night. 496 00:24:56,895 --> 00:25:00,348 Nobody can account for your whereabouts between 9 and 11. 497 00:25:00,348 --> 00:25:04,581 Is it possible that you waited for Scott Little to go to your house 498 00:25:04,581 --> 00:25:08,118 and leave a little semen at the scene, after which you went in and killed her? 499 00:25:08,118 --> 00:25:09,486 - Objection! - You're disgusting. 500 00:25:09,486 --> 00:25:11,875 You and your wife were having marital problems, were you not? 501 00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:14,965 The reason she left Dr. Simon's practice, 502 00:25:14,965 --> 00:25:17,941 he felt he couldn't ethically treat both of you, 503 00:25:17,941 --> 00:25:22,141 because it posed a conflict of interest. 504 00:25:29,913 --> 00:25:32,572 It's not like I'm attracted to her. 505 00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:35,683 It's just that sometimes I have to take one for the team. 506 00:25:35,683 --> 00:25:38,128 I think you have serious mental problems. 507 00:25:38,128 --> 00:25:40,128 Bethany, you and I aren't even seeing each other yet. 508 00:25:40,128 --> 00:25:41,728 And I'm not going to see somebody 509 00:25:41,728 --> 00:25:44,691 that throws his penis around like it's going out of style, 510 00:25:44,691 --> 00:25:46,630 which it probably did 50 years ago. 511 00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:47,789 I promise you, 512 00:25:47,789 --> 00:25:51,066 once I enter into an exclusive relationship, 513 00:25:51,066 --> 00:25:54,168 I sleep with very few people. 514 00:25:54,432 --> 00:25:56,210 You know what the problem is? 515 00:25:56,210 --> 00:25:58,482 You're a dirty old man. 516 00:25:58,482 --> 00:26:00,064 Bethany! 517 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,094 I like you. 518 00:26:03,297 --> 00:26:05,482 Can we give this a try? 519 00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:09,336 You would have to seriously clean up your act. 520 00:26:12,699 --> 00:26:14,804 We're talking about freedom of religion, 521 00:26:14,804 --> 00:26:17,656 the most basic of individual liberties. 522 00:26:17,656 --> 00:26:21,543 Scientology may seem a little wacky to Mr. Espenson. 523 00:26:21,543 --> 00:26:22,671 So what? 524 00:26:22,671 --> 00:26:26,475 We never hold religion up to standards of reasonableness. 525 00:26:26,475 --> 00:26:29,210 If we did, what religion could pass? 526 00:26:29,210 --> 00:26:31,619 Christian scientists won't go to the doctor. 527 00:26:31,619 --> 00:26:34,744 Jehovah's witnesses forbid singing the national anthem 528 00:26:34,744 --> 00:26:36,451 and buying girl scout cookies. 529 00:26:36,451 --> 00:26:40,821 Radical Islamists blow themselves up to meet virgins in heaven. 530 00:26:40,821 --> 00:26:44,896 The Hindus have their cow. People believe in all kinds of things. 531 00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:49,257 It is their right to do so under the First Amendment. 532 00:26:49,257 --> 00:26:52,988 But the defendant doesn't want to afford that liberty to Douglas Karnes 533 00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:58,431 because he thinks that scientology is just a Little too out there, I guess. 534 00:26:58,431 --> 00:26:59,620 Come on. 535 00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:04,066 Freedom of religion means just that. 536 00:27:04,066 --> 00:27:06,304 Oh, please. It's a dumb freedom. 537 00:27:06,304 --> 00:27:10,401 An employee's behavior reflects on their employer, for god's sake. 538 00:27:10,401 --> 00:27:12,056 In this case, we're talking about a law firm, 539 00:27:12,056 --> 00:27:15,557 a business in which clients look for good judgment, sound and sane counsel. 540 00:27:15,557 --> 00:27:17,776 This guy's running around saying man evolved from a big clam 541 00:27:17,776 --> 00:27:19,827 after galactic warlords invaded our volcanoes. 542 00:27:19,827 --> 00:27:21,627 He's a nut job, 543 00:27:21,627 --> 00:27:25,477 and I don't know about you, but I'm getting a little tired of this freedom of religion thing. 544 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,905 When did religion get such a good name anyway? 545 00:27:27,905 --> 00:27:31,501 Be it the Crusades, the reformation genocides, 546 00:27:31,501 --> 00:27:33,104 the troubles in Northern Ireland, 547 00:27:33,104 --> 00:27:36,766 the Middle east, mass slaughters supposedly in the name of Allah, 548 00:27:36,766 --> 00:27:39,776 and then, of course, the obligatory reciprocal retributions. 549 00:27:39,776 --> 00:27:43,245 Hundreds of millions of people have died in religious conflicts. 550 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,697 Hitler did his business in the name of his creator. 551 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:48,424 9/11 was an act of religious extremism. 552 00:27:48,424 --> 00:27:51,495 It's our greatest threat today, a holy Jihad. 553 00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:55,568 If we're not ready to strip religion of its sacred cow status, 554 00:27:55,568 --> 00:27:58,059 how about we at least scale back a little 555 00:27:58,059 --> 00:28:01,318 on the constitutional dogma exalting it as all get-out? 556 00:28:01,318 --> 00:28:05,051 Your honor, I would love to know what this has to do with my client being fired. 557 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:08,326 Your client was fired because he entered into an at-will employment contract, 558 00:28:08,326 --> 00:28:10,021 he acted like a complete loon, 559 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:12,405 and he now tries to cloak himself in a Constitutional Amendment 560 00:28:12,405 --> 00:28:15,094 that is as overplayed as it is misplied. 561 00:28:15,094 --> 00:28:17,569 Everybody should get to believe in God, 562 00:28:17,569 --> 00:28:20,283 pray to his God, worship his God, of course. 563 00:28:20,283 --> 00:28:23,844 But to impose him on others, to victimize others in his name, 564 00:28:23,844 --> 00:28:27,958 the founding fathers of this country set out to prevent persecution, 565 00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,828 not to license it. 566 00:28:29,828 --> 00:28:32,081 And for Jerry Espenson, 567 00:28:32,081 --> 00:28:35,227 struggling with his law practice to make ends meet, 568 00:28:35,227 --> 00:28:37,081 don't tell me he's not victimized 569 00:28:37,081 --> 00:28:41,307 when one of his lawyers bounces around telling clients and other attorneys 570 00:28:41,307 --> 00:28:44,769 that according to his most recent electro-psychometer reading, 571 00:28:44,769 --> 00:28:46,455 he's getting closer to immortality, 572 00:28:46,455 --> 00:28:49,293 at which point he'll be able to leave his body and talk to zebras. 573 00:28:49,293 --> 00:28:51,450 At a certain point, we have to say, 574 00:28:51,450 --> 00:28:55,798 "enough with this freedom of religion crap. Yuck, yuck!" 575 00:28:56,022 --> 00:28:57,813 Yuck. 576 00:29:01,857 --> 00:29:04,509 Yes, I know. I'll get letters. 577 00:29:10,539 --> 00:29:12,328 Not going to steal my thunder. 578 00:29:12,328 --> 00:29:15,294 She was a lovely woman. That's all I'll say. 579 00:29:15,294 --> 00:29:18,911 I hope I can be a cog in convicting her killer. 580 00:29:18,911 --> 00:29:21,624 Not going to steal my thunder. 581 00:29:21,624 --> 00:29:24,550 - He had his very own clicker. - "Clicker"? 582 00:29:24,550 --> 00:29:28,062 A remote so he could covertly pull into her garage. 583 00:29:28,062 --> 00:29:30,810 I'd see him pull in, and I'd watch him pull out. 584 00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:33,350 - "Him" being? - The boy. 585 00:29:33,350 --> 00:29:35,318 The boy was her favorite. 586 00:29:35,318 --> 00:29:37,106 And by "boy," you mean the defendant Scott Little? 587 00:29:37,106 --> 00:29:42,630 Many times I'd look through the window and see them doing it like apes. 588 00:29:42,630 --> 00:29:44,998 You'd see the defendant and Mrs. Hooper make love? 589 00:29:44,998 --> 00:29:47,155 It was often angry. 590 00:29:47,155 --> 00:29:49,284 - Angry? - Oh, yes. 591 00:29:49,284 --> 00:29:52,425 Sometimes it looked like he was trying to hurt her. 592 00:29:52,425 --> 00:29:56,665 And she seemed to take pleasure in the physicality of his wrath. 593 00:29:56,665 --> 00:30:00,364 In fact, I think she rather got off on feeling punished. 594 00:30:00,364 --> 00:30:02,415 He seemed to enjoy hurting her, 595 00:30:02,415 --> 00:30:06,307 so it made for some very passionate, ape-like sex. 596 00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:07,550 This isn't good. 597 00:30:07,550 --> 00:30:10,364 Now you didn't actually see them make love the night of the murder? 598 00:30:10,364 --> 00:30:11,275 No. 599 00:30:11,275 --> 00:30:15,014 But I definitely saw him arrive at 8-ish. 600 00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:17,405 - Did you see anybody else? - No. 601 00:30:17,405 --> 00:30:19,904 I'd seen others on various occasions. 602 00:30:19,904 --> 00:30:21,769 Some had their own clickers. 603 00:30:21,769 --> 00:30:23,385 But on the night of the murder, 604 00:30:23,385 --> 00:30:29,312 only him and the husband, who arrived about 11, I think. 605 00:30:29,312 --> 00:30:31,105 Thank you, sir. 606 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:35,006 We'd better get this guy. 607 00:30:35,503 --> 00:30:37,730 You and I have had several conversations, haven't we, Lincoln? 608 00:30:37,730 --> 00:30:39,856 We have. I don't like you. 609 00:30:39,856 --> 00:30:42,141 You never told me the lovemaking was angry. 610 00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:44,027 Didn't I? Sorry. 611 00:30:44,027 --> 00:30:46,738 I have to wonder if you were saving this for trial. 612 00:30:46,738 --> 00:30:49,489 You're very excited about being a big cog, aren't you, Lincoln? 613 00:30:49,489 --> 00:30:51,172 I'd say anxious, 614 00:30:51,172 --> 00:30:54,141 anxious to see her brutal murderer brought to justice. 615 00:30:54,141 --> 00:30:57,756 You told Denise Bauer you saw the husband get home between 10 and 10:30. 616 00:30:57,756 --> 00:30:59,546 I said no such thing. 617 00:30:59,546 --> 00:31:01,564 She's obviously twisted my words. 618 00:31:01,564 --> 00:31:04,152 - She twisted your words? - Yes. 619 00:31:04,152 --> 00:31:05,912 That's what all lawyers do. 620 00:31:05,912 --> 00:31:07,551 Were you obsessed with Marcia Hooper? 621 00:31:07,551 --> 00:31:09,300 I was enamored. She was lovely. 622 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,312 - Were you in love with her? - I adored her. 623 00:31:11,312 --> 00:31:13,709 Why'd she get a restraining order against you? 624 00:31:13,709 --> 00:31:14,525 Her husband. 625 00:31:14,525 --> 00:31:16,346 In her affidavit, she called you "sick." 626 00:31:16,346 --> 00:31:17,952 He made her write those things. 627 00:31:17,952 --> 00:31:21,583 I'll bet it was kind of hard to watch her make love to all those men. 628 00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:24,986 - Peepies love watching. - You brought her flowers a lot. 629 00:31:24,986 --> 00:31:26,270 She adored my flowers. 630 00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:29,072 Yet she called you "sick, unbalanced." 631 00:31:29,072 --> 00:31:30,959 His words. 632 00:31:30,959 --> 00:31:33,524 When's the last time you brought her flowers, Lincoln? 633 00:31:33,524 --> 00:31:36,178 I don't really recall. 634 00:31:36,389 --> 00:31:37,722 You grew these flowers? 635 00:31:37,722 --> 00:31:40,259 In my garden. They're lovely. 636 00:31:41,153 --> 00:31:44,000 Your flowers again, Lincoln? 637 00:31:45,951 --> 00:31:48,585 Sure look like yours. 638 00:31:49,231 --> 00:31:51,240 You were in the house, Lincoln. 639 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,203 - You go in after Scott left? - Don't be ridiculous. 640 00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:55,365 These are your flowers. 641 00:31:55,365 --> 00:31:57,665 I gave them to her outside that afternoon. 642 00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:59,715 Oh, now you suddenly remember. 643 00:31:59,715 --> 00:32:01,660 - You kill her, Lincoln? - Mr. Coho... 644 00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:04,304 - Clearly she made you angry. - She did not make me angry. 645 00:32:04,304 --> 00:32:05,491 - She called you "sick." - No. 646 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:06,720 - "Unbalanced." - His words! 647 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,645 - No, Marcia's. - She was drawn to me. 648 00:32:09,645 --> 00:32:10,903 Drawn to you? 649 00:32:10,903 --> 00:32:14,346 An effeminate loser who plays in his garden all day? 650 00:32:14,346 --> 00:32:16,867 You're a peeping Tom, for god's sakes! 651 00:32:16,867 --> 00:32:18,923 You should be a registered sex offender! 652 00:32:18,923 --> 00:32:20,511 You're a weird little pervert! 653 00:32:20,511 --> 00:32:23,140 You watch your mouth, you dirty mouth! 654 00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:24,547 You watch your mouth! 655 00:32:24,547 --> 00:32:27,281 - Or what, you'll kill me? - Objection! 656 00:32:31,334 --> 00:32:35,877 Somebody ought to wash your dirty mouth out with soap. 657 00:32:55,967 --> 00:32:57,756 Does he always pace like that? 658 00:32:57,756 --> 00:33:01,635 If they come back with a number above the policy, he's out of business. 659 00:33:01,635 --> 00:33:03,462 Which is why you should have settled. 660 00:33:03,462 --> 00:33:05,388 And waste all that syrup? 661 00:33:05,388 --> 00:33:07,868 Madame foreperson, the jury has reached a verdict? 662 00:33:07,868 --> 00:33:09,688 - We have, your honor. - What say you? 663 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:13,969 We the jury, in the matter of Karnes vs. Espenson, 664 00:33:13,969 --> 00:33:15,916 find in favor of the defendant. 665 00:33:15,916 --> 00:33:19,154 Oh, thank god! Oh, my god. 666 00:33:19,154 --> 00:33:20,837 Thank you! Thank you all! 667 00:33:20,837 --> 00:33:21,641 Thank you! 668 00:33:21,641 --> 00:33:23,482 The court thanks the jury for its service. 669 00:33:23,482 --> 00:33:25,610 You are dismissed. 670 00:33:30,305 --> 00:33:31,929 And thank you. 671 00:33:31,929 --> 00:33:38,260 Someday I'm going to pay you back for your continued kindness, you kind, kind man. 672 00:33:42,212 --> 00:33:44,233 I'm gonna go now. Would that be all right? 673 00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:46,493 It would. 674 00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:55,299 Congratulations. 675 00:33:59,202 --> 00:34:01,561 I will beat you one day. 676 00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:04,804 I'd much rather be flogged. 677 00:34:06,177 --> 00:34:10,566 If memory serves me, according to our wager... 678 00:34:14,017 --> 00:34:16,139 You lick. 679 00:34:27,686 --> 00:34:30,989 Would you describe your relationship with your son as estranged? 680 00:34:30,989 --> 00:34:34,742 I would describe it as almost nonexistent. 681 00:34:34,742 --> 00:34:36,058 My wife saw to that. 682 00:34:36,058 --> 00:34:37,971 You and your wife were divorced when Scott was 3. 683 00:34:37,971 --> 00:34:40,518 Yes, and I was granted very little access. 684 00:34:40,518 --> 00:34:42,678 She controlled him. She dominated him, isolated him. 685 00:34:42,678 --> 00:34:46,048 Mr. Schiller, you told police you visited your ex-wife two months ago. 686 00:34:46,048 --> 00:34:48,404 It wasn't a visit so much as an encounter. 687 00:34:48,404 --> 00:34:50,533 She brought a civil action to garsh my wages. 688 00:34:50,533 --> 00:34:52,965 I went to confront her, and as I approached the house, 689 00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:54,904 I heard them arguing. 690 00:34:54,904 --> 00:34:56,358 Who? 691 00:34:56,358 --> 00:34:58,170 Scott and his mother. 692 00:34:58,170 --> 00:35:00,432 Could you hear what was being said? 693 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,942 Yes, she was, uh, screaming at him, 694 00:35:02,942 --> 00:35:06,626 saying that adultery was a sin and so forth. 695 00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:09,782 She was accusing him of loving whoever the woman was, 696 00:35:09,782 --> 00:35:11,107 and he was denying it. 697 00:35:11,107 --> 00:35:14,721 So according to his mother, Scott was in love with this woman. 698 00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:15,976 Objection. Calls for hearsay. 699 00:35:15,976 --> 00:35:17,521 - Excited utterance. - I'll allow it. 700 00:35:17,521 --> 00:35:19,022 - Your honor... - I'll allow it. 701 00:35:19,022 --> 00:35:21,914 Mr. Schiller, prior to the day you heard them arguing, 702 00:35:21,914 --> 00:35:24,651 wh was the last time you saw your son? 703 00:35:24,651 --> 00:35:26,110 Two years ago. 704 00:35:26,110 --> 00:35:28,254 It was a futile attempt on my part to reconnect. 705 00:35:28,254 --> 00:35:29,927 We went on a trip together to New York. 706 00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:31,792 It didn't go well? 707 00:35:31,792 --> 00:35:33,733 No, we had to end it abruptly. 708 00:35:33,733 --> 00:35:36,374 Could you tell us what happened? 709 00:35:36,725 --> 00:35:38,562 Um... 710 00:35:38,562 --> 00:35:41,166 I, uh... 711 00:35:41,521 --> 00:35:43,375 I was out, 712 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:46,851 and when I returned to the hotel room, 713 00:35:46,851 --> 00:35:49,505 I inadvertently walked in on him. 714 00:35:49,505 --> 00:35:51,956 What was he doing? 715 00:35:53,153 --> 00:35:55,582 He was gratifying himself. 716 00:35:55,582 --> 00:35:58,172 - He was masturbating? - Yes. 717 00:35:58,172 --> 00:36:00,376 He jumped up. 718 00:36:00,376 --> 00:36:03,284 We pretended I didn't see what I saw, 719 00:36:03,284 --> 00:36:07,630 and he went to the bathroom. And I noticed on the bed... 720 00:36:07,630 --> 00:36:10,387 a picture and a woman's sweater. 721 00:36:10,387 --> 00:36:12,984 A picture of? 722 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,685 A naked woman. 723 00:36:17,685 --> 00:36:22,157 Did you recognize the woman in the photo? 724 00:36:22,157 --> 00:36:24,343 Yes. 725 00:36:24,343 --> 00:36:27,365 It was his mother. 726 00:36:27,558 --> 00:36:30,559 And it was one of her sweaters. 727 00:36:30,559 --> 00:36:33,569 And that's when I knew for sure what I'd suspected for a long time. 728 00:36:33,569 --> 00:36:36,113 Which was? 729 00:36:36,113 --> 00:36:41,427 Scott was sexually attracted to his mother. 730 00:36:41,427 --> 00:36:44,994 And he was deeply in love with her. 731 00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:46,305 - Objection. - Overruled. 732 00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:49,077 Scott Little was in love with his own mother? 733 00:36:49,077 --> 00:36:51,680 Yes. 734 00:36:52,097 --> 00:36:54,570 And when I saw the picture of the victim, 735 00:36:54,570 --> 00:36:56,903 how much she looked like Barbara, 736 00:36:56,903 --> 00:37:00,090 I realized that Scott was probably carrying on 737 00:37:00,090 --> 00:37:03,258 some sick, twisted version of the love affair 738 00:37:03,258 --> 00:37:06,141 he'd always wanted to have with his mother, for which I blame her! 739 00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:08,401 Objection. Speculation. Foundation? 740 00:37:08,401 --> 00:37:11,352 Sustained. The jury will disregard that last statement. 741 00:37:11,352 --> 00:37:13,219 - My son is very ill. - Objection! 742 00:37:13,219 --> 00:37:16,962 Sustained. Mr. Schiller, you will not offer psychological testimony. 743 00:37:16,962 --> 00:37:19,379 I have nothing further. 744 00:37:24,704 --> 00:37:26,512 Your honor, I need more time. 745 00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:30,259 We'll adjourn and resume at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning. 746 00:37:31,614 --> 00:37:33,292 You can't let the jury sleep on that. 747 00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:36,062 Denise, I need more time. 748 00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:57,738 I'm not in love with you. 749 00:37:57,738 --> 00:38:01,380 Not, uh, not like that. 750 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:06,789 How did you get a naked picture of me, Scott? 751 00:38:06,789 --> 00:38:08,854 You were sunbathing once by the pool. 752 00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,904 You didn't know I was home... 753 00:38:10,904 --> 00:38:13,243 - and I photographed you. - Why? 754 00:38:13,243 --> 00:38:16,080 You just, um... 755 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:20,758 the sun, the way the light, uh... 756 00:38:21,929 --> 00:38:25,852 I just thought it would make for a good picture. 757 00:38:29,121 --> 00:38:30,931 Scott... 758 00:38:31,793 --> 00:38:34,222 is this what you were afraid we would discover 759 00:38:34,222 --> 00:38:37,784 if we opened Dr. Simon's files, that you, um, 760 00:38:37,784 --> 00:38:39,515 have feelings for your mother? 761 00:38:39,515 --> 00:38:41,826 Okay, ick and double ick. 762 00:38:41,826 --> 00:38:44,751 I think we should move for a mistrial on unfair surprise. 763 00:38:44,751 --> 00:38:47,653 We won't get it, but we should at least preserve it on appeal. 764 00:38:47,653 --> 00:38:49,241 - What happens now? - What happens now? 765 00:38:49,241 --> 00:38:50,992 You fill out your change-of-address forms! 766 00:38:50,992 --> 00:38:53,569 - I didn't kill her! - Oh, gee, there's some rage. 767 00:38:53,569 --> 00:38:55,415 You shut up! 768 00:39:20,771 --> 00:39:24,168 You can do this, you can do this. 769 00:39:31,113 --> 00:39:33,272 Mr. Espenson? 770 00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:37,302 I realize this is extremely, extremely forward of me, 771 00:39:37,302 --> 00:39:41,143 and I apologize deeply for any intrusion, 772 00:39:41,143 --> 00:39:45,033 but you remind me so very much of... 773 00:39:45,033 --> 00:39:48,037 Alan? / Jerry. 774 00:39:48,385 --> 00:39:50,423 I'm terribly sorry. Good-bye. 775 00:39:50,423 --> 00:39:51,912 Jerry, wait. 776 00:39:52,470 --> 00:39:54,093 Jerry... 777 00:39:54,864 --> 00:39:56,183 Je... 778 00:40:01,285 --> 00:40:05,228 I feel so badly for him. 779 00:40:05,228 --> 00:40:08,425 The courage it took for him to actually go to her door. 780 00:40:08,425 --> 00:40:10,434 Awful. 781 00:40:12,387 --> 00:40:15,139 He still has the doll as backup, right? 782 00:40:15,139 --> 00:40:18,227 Please, let's keep in mind he gets a presumption of innocence, 783 00:40:18,227 --> 00:40:21,862 'cause nothing says "not guilty" like a pervert mama's boy 784 00:40:21,862 --> 00:40:24,505 who dreams about committing murder. 785 00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:25,873 My god. 786 00:40:25,873 --> 00:40:28,351 I thought you wielded some influence with this woman. 787 00:40:28,351 --> 00:40:31,273 Well, she's, she's always had that problem. 788 00:40:31,273 --> 00:40:32,726 She surrenders, 789 00:40:32,726 --> 00:40:35,115 and then she's ready to go back to war again 790 00:40:35,115 --> 00:40:37,419 the minute I withdraw my solider. 791 00:40:37,419 --> 00:40:39,067 Maybe you should take her to dinner. 792 00:40:39,067 --> 00:40:40,543 No can do. 793 00:40:40,543 --> 00:40:42,602 I'm involved. 794 00:40:42,832 --> 00:40:43,742 Sorry? 795 00:40:43,742 --> 00:40:46,135 I asked Bethany out. We're a couple. 796 00:40:46,135 --> 00:40:47,426 The little person? 797 00:40:47,426 --> 00:40:50,471 Yeah, she's so brazen and ballsy, 798 00:40:50,471 --> 00:40:52,063 and she takes no prisoners. 799 00:40:52,063 --> 00:40:54,908 She reminds me of somebody I used to know years and years ago. 800 00:40:54,908 --> 00:40:57,359 - Who? - Me. 801 00:40:57,359 --> 00:40:59,678 Oh, I like her, Alan. 802 00:40:59,678 --> 00:41:01,616 Something special's happening here. 803 00:41:01,616 --> 00:41:03,468 I feel giddy. 804 00:41:03,468 --> 00:41:07,404 The only thing more exciting than meeting a new woman is running into an old one. 805 00:41:07,404 --> 00:41:09,107 Sally Heep. 806 00:41:09,107 --> 00:41:12,624 What is it about young girls? 807 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:17,261 We look at ourselves through their eyes and feel relevant instead of... 808 00:41:17,261 --> 00:41:19,459 Old and fat. 809 00:41:19,459 --> 00:41:20,922 I must admit, Denny, 810 00:41:20,922 --> 00:41:24,144 I don't like it that there's a huge trial going on in this firm, 811 00:41:24,144 --> 00:41:26,694 and you and I aren't front and center. 812 00:41:26,694 --> 00:41:30,089 It makes it difficult to remember that in life, 813 00:41:30,089 --> 00:41:32,953 it's all about me. 814 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:40,154 - We haven't lost it, have we? - Don't be silly. 815 00:41:40,154 --> 00:41:46,060 Oh, we may be less relevant, but we're rich and famous. 816 00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:48,436 We still got it, Alan. 817 00:41:49,004 --> 00:41:51,657 Of course we do. 818 00:41:54,091 --> 00:41:56,614 What is it we still got? 819 00:41:56,614 --> 00:41:58,573 Young girls.