1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:01,900 Previously on 'Boston legal' 2 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:05,084 Claire Simms, this is Clarice Bell, our client. 3 00:00:05,119 --> 00:00:08,748 Are you kidding me? It's a big black man in a frock. 4 00:00:08,783 --> 00:00:12,377 This is Dolce & Gabbana, you pissy little bitch. 5 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:14,458 I'm Alan Shore, Clarice's lawyer. 6 00:00:14,493 --> 00:00:15,792 Yeah, uh... 7 00:00:15,827 --> 00:00:17,904 Clarice went to the market. 8 00:00:17,939 --> 00:00:19,329 And you would be?.. 9 00:00:19,364 --> 00:00:20,214 Clarence. 10 00:00:20,249 --> 00:00:21,868 You gonna hit me, Brad? 11 00:00:23,861 --> 00:00:28,661 One of my goals in life is to go to all the places you've gone, and... 12 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,401 Just don't go to Shirley. 13 00:00:30,436 --> 00:00:31,362 She's mine. 14 00:00:38,229 --> 00:00:39,513 - Don't talk to me about appointments, - It's just that without a scheduled appointment 15 00:00:39,548 --> 00:00:41,584 - my husband didn't have an appointment with death! - there's no one that I can get you in to see. 16 00:00:41,619 --> 00:00:43,759 I am not leaving until I meet with a lawyer! 17 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:44,930 What seems to be the matter? 18 00:00:44,965 --> 00:00:47,771 This skinny little thing here won't take my business because I'm black. 19 00:00:47,806 --> 00:00:48,850 That's what's going on. 20 00:00:48,885 --> 00:00:50,348 I'm sure that's not the case. 21 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:51,996 Well how would you know, were you here? 22 00:00:52,031 --> 00:00:52,860 What's going on? 23 00:00:52,895 --> 00:00:55,039 Evidently her husband was struck and killed by lightning. 24 00:00:55,074 --> 00:00:57,577 She wants to sue God. 25 00:00:57,912 --> 00:01:00,493 Your talking about me, don't think I don't know you are talking about me. 26 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:02,028 - Mrs. uh... - I am not leaving! 27 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:04,650 You gonna have to bring in a bulldozer and plow me out. 28 00:01:04,685 --> 00:01:05,947 I'm sure that won't be necessary. 29 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:06,903 Let me just speak with her. 30 00:01:06,904 --> 00:01:08,628 Absolutely not, anybody but you. 31 00:01:08,663 --> 00:01:10,353 What is that supposed to mean? 32 00:01:10,388 --> 00:01:13,315 I know you, Denise. You'll probably wind up taking this case. 33 00:01:13,350 --> 00:01:14,910 And what is that supposed to mean? 34 00:01:14,945 --> 00:01:18,071 Where is my lawyer? Ten seconds and I scream. 35 00:01:18,106 --> 00:01:18,900 No, Please don't do... 36 00:01:18,935 --> 00:01:19,837 One! 37 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:23,320 OK. Meet with her, but that's it. 38 00:01:23,355 --> 00:01:28,567 Brad, go with Denise, make sure she does not take this case. 39 00:01:31,572 --> 00:01:32,993 Alan! 40 00:01:33,028 --> 00:01:34,907 Shirley, I was just thinking of you. 41 00:01:34,942 --> 00:01:36,009 Were you now? 42 00:01:36,044 --> 00:01:40,447 Well, not you specifically, your doll. 43 00:01:40,482 --> 00:01:44,638 I thought I aught to put in some hard hours practicing with her in preparation 44 00:01:44,673 --> 00:01:48,092 for finding you under the mistletoe at the Christmas party 45 00:01:48,127 --> 00:01:50,772 and stemming your yuletide with my skilled and darting tongue. 46 00:01:50,807 --> 00:01:53,418 You are coming to the Christmas party, aren't you, Shirley? 47 00:01:53,453 --> 00:01:56,398 I wouldn't dream of missing it. 48 00:01:57,015 --> 00:01:57,829 What's that? 49 00:01:57,864 --> 00:01:59,716 Oh, that's just a case I'm assigning. 50 00:01:59,751 --> 00:02:02,285 Something senior partners tend to do on occasion. 51 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,280 This is one of Edwin Poole's cases. 52 00:02:04,315 --> 00:02:06,631 It seems to have slipped through my crack. 53 00:02:06,666 --> 00:02:08,947 So I thought you'd find it especially tasty. 54 00:02:08,982 --> 00:02:11,453 Ah. What kind of case? 55 00:02:11,488 --> 00:02:14,895 A woman is trying to get custody of her sisters' twins. 56 00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:18,476 Evidently the little girls are budding country music stars and 57 00:02:18,511 --> 00:02:21,987 the woman feels that this is no way to raise children. 58 00:02:22,022 --> 00:02:25,645 You can't be serious. She's trying to get custody because the girls sing? 59 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,801 The sister it seems is a bit protective. 60 00:02:27,836 --> 00:02:29,887 Anyway, we represent the mother and father. 61 00:02:29,922 --> 00:02:33,756 The trial starts tomorrow and you need to meet the clients. 62 00:02:33,791 --> 00:02:35,525 What's my motivation? 63 00:02:36,088 --> 00:02:38,505 - I beg your pardon? - My characters' motivation? 64 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:42,658 I can't just jump cold into a case Shirley. I need incentive. 65 00:02:42,693 --> 00:02:44,408 Such as? 66 00:02:45,067 --> 00:02:46,798 Well... 67 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,761 Let's say if I win, 68 00:02:48,796 --> 00:02:51,376 you have to dress up as a playboy bunny for the Christmas party. 69 00:02:51,411 --> 00:02:53,025 Think of morale, Shirley. 70 00:02:53,060 --> 00:02:55,193 And if you lose, you dress up as the bunny? 71 00:02:55,228 --> 00:02:56,206 Even better. 72 00:02:56,241 --> 00:02:57,185 Fine then. 73 00:02:57,186 --> 00:02:59,245 You have a bet. 74 00:03:04,057 --> 00:03:05,452 What am I missing? 75 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,532 - How is everything, guys? - Wonderful. 76 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:44,305 Wonderful Sophia, I have a feeling this was a happy cow. 77 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:47,184 Mr. Crane may I speak with you for a minute? 78 00:03:47,219 --> 00:03:49,016 Absolutely, is it sexual? 79 00:03:49,051 --> 00:03:50,134 I need more butter. 80 00:03:50,169 --> 00:03:53,523 No it's a legal thing, and it's personal. 81 00:03:53,987 --> 00:03:55,651 I'll get the butter. 82 00:03:55,849 --> 00:03:57,554 Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. 83 00:04:00,648 --> 00:04:02,944 It's about my daughter Claire. 84 00:04:02,979 --> 00:04:05,241 She's sixteen and I'm losing her. 85 00:04:05,276 --> 00:04:06,211 Drugs? 86 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,134 No, she's got anorexia. 87 00:04:08,169 --> 00:04:10,569 We've been fighting about it for months. 88 00:04:10,604 --> 00:04:13,024 She says nothing's wrong and then she starts screaming at me 89 00:04:13,059 --> 00:04:15,030 and I start screaming back. 90 00:04:15,065 --> 00:04:18,984 Last week she moved out, she's staying with her girlfriend 91 00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:21,634 and today I got served with this. 92 00:04:21,669 --> 00:04:23,698 Looks like a legal thing. A document. 93 00:04:23,733 --> 00:04:25,979 She wants to be emancipated. 94 00:04:26,014 --> 00:04:28,190 I'm really scared, Mr. Crane. 95 00:04:28,225 --> 00:04:32,316 Sophia, bring her into my office and I'll talk some sense into her. 96 00:04:32,351 --> 00:04:35,473 Failing that, maybe a couple of cupcakes. 97 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:36,960 What exactly are you gonna say? 98 00:04:36,995 --> 00:04:40,759 Well, I'll tell her, man needs to eat. 99 00:04:40,794 --> 00:04:42,284 Excuse me. 100 00:04:46,255 --> 00:04:47,663 It wasn't me. 101 00:04:48,938 --> 00:04:52,492 You must know that any judge is going to laugh at a claim like this. 102 00:04:52,527 --> 00:04:54,778 Anabelle... 103 00:04:55,427 --> 00:04:57,485 what's really going on? 104 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,171 I'm angry. 105 00:04:59,206 --> 00:05:01,746 My husband was not meant to die 106 00:05:01,781 --> 00:05:05,115 and I'm angry that people just seem to flick it off like... 107 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:07,238 What do you mean they flick it off? 108 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:11,277 Like somehow because he got struck by lightning, it was meant to be. 109 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:14,814 You get cancer, you die in a car crash, it's tragic. 110 00:05:14,849 --> 00:05:16,363 But a lightning bolt... 111 00:05:16,398 --> 00:05:21,407 his number was up, accept it. Well, I can't accept it. 112 00:05:21,442 --> 00:05:23,733 And suing somebody, maybe even God... 113 00:05:23,768 --> 00:05:27,923 I just want to give voice to my rage. That's all. 114 00:05:28,156 --> 00:05:31,113 He was the only man I ever loved. 115 00:05:31,148 --> 00:05:34,070 How can God just take him away? 116 00:05:35,679 --> 00:05:37,478 Don't even think about it. 117 00:05:37,513 --> 00:05:40,350 I was talking to him when it happened, you know. 118 00:05:40,385 --> 00:05:43,075 He was on the golf course. 119 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:45,765 I called him on his cell. 120 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:51,062 I heard the crack and he was gone. 121 00:05:52,136 --> 00:05:57,267 I'm sorry. I can't just sit home and grieve. 122 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,590 I just have to do something. 123 00:06:00,921 --> 00:06:02,693 - Mrs. Carruthers. - Denise... 124 00:06:02,728 --> 00:06:04,466 I'm going to take your case. 125 00:06:04,678 --> 00:06:06,855 They're beautiful, well behaved... 126 00:06:06,890 --> 00:06:09,033 We home school, on the road as well. 127 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:10,406 My sister has issues. 128 00:06:10,441 --> 00:06:13,044 She's suing for custody because of what they sing? 129 00:06:13,079 --> 00:06:17,943 Basically she thinks the songs and our values are too conservative. 130 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,279 Would you like to hear them perform Mr. Shore? 131 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:21,721 Delighted. 132 00:06:30,577 --> 00:06:35,046 Rise up and shine, America's sons and daughters, 133 00:06:35,081 --> 00:06:39,385 Rise up and shine, you've got to fight to part those waters. 134 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:41,738 When we swim in the light, 135 00:06:41,773 --> 00:06:44,022 all will be okay. 136 00:06:44,057 --> 00:06:48,166 The black, yellow and brown man will wash away. 137 00:06:48,201 --> 00:06:53,250 Yes, the black, yellow and brown man will wash away. 138 00:06:53,285 --> 00:06:57,956 Rise up and shine, Americas sons and daughters, 139 00:06:57,991 --> 00:07:01,338 Rise up and shine, you've got to fight to part those waters. 140 00:07:01,373 --> 00:07:04,686 When we swim in the light all will be okay. 141 00:07:04,721 --> 00:07:07,184 - My sister thinks we're racist. - Got it. 142 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:10,948 The black, yellow and brown man will wash away. 143 00:07:10,983 --> 00:07:16,549 Yes, the black, yellow and brown man will wash away. 144 00:07:22,979 --> 00:07:24,191 Shirley. 145 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:25,403 Yes, Alan. 146 00:07:25,938 --> 00:07:29,124 You didn't mention that the clients were white supremacists. 147 00:07:29,159 --> 00:07:31,256 Didn't I? That doesn't seem right. Does it? 148 00:07:31,291 --> 00:07:32,246 No, it doesn't, Shirley, 149 00:07:32,281 --> 00:07:35,477 and I've always considered you such a beacon of fair play. 150 00:07:35,512 --> 00:07:36,854 Well, look on the bright side. 151 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:40,715 You'll look great in that bunny outfit. Think of morale, Alan. 152 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:42,318 Motivated yet? 153 00:07:44,820 --> 00:07:48,669 Okay, you are all here for the assistant position. 154 00:07:48,704 --> 00:07:50,790 I will be interviewing you one by one. 155 00:07:50,825 --> 00:07:53,017 Each of you will have about three minutes. 156 00:07:53,052 --> 00:07:56,371 I do not care about your dreams for world peace. 157 00:07:56,406 --> 00:07:59,997 You will not impress me with your concerns for whales, 158 00:08:00,032 --> 00:08:02,900 AIDS babies, or greenhouse emissions. 159 00:08:02,935 --> 00:08:06,644 And if you're religious, for God's sake, keep it to yourself. 160 00:08:06,679 --> 00:08:09,386 All I want to know is how fast you type, 161 00:08:09,421 --> 00:08:13,170 what's your experience, level of education and... 162 00:08:13,406 --> 00:08:16,100 Clarice. 163 00:08:16,135 --> 00:08:17,737 Don't look at me like that. 164 00:08:17,772 --> 00:08:21,019 You're applying for the assistant position? 165 00:08:21,054 --> 00:08:23,854 I have skills. 166 00:08:23,889 --> 00:08:26,410 Okay, wig off. 167 00:08:26,445 --> 00:08:28,931 You first, Ho. 168 00:08:29,163 --> 00:08:32,431 Clarence, wig off! 169 00:08:39,476 --> 00:08:41,361 What's going on? 170 00:08:42,007 --> 00:08:44,129 I quit the other job. 171 00:08:44,164 --> 00:08:46,208 It wasn't the same after they took me back. 172 00:08:46,243 --> 00:08:50,480 And what makes you think that you could be a legal secretary? 173 00:08:50,515 --> 00:08:52,537 I went to law school. 174 00:08:52,572 --> 00:08:54,855 And Clarice has good people skills. 175 00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:56,547 You went to law school? 176 00:08:56,582 --> 00:08:58,849 I never practiced. 177 00:08:58,884 --> 00:09:01,887 But... but Clarice knows everything I know and... 178 00:09:01,922 --> 00:09:04,744 Okay, I am not hiring Clarice. 179 00:09:04,779 --> 00:09:07,566 I don't even like Clarice. 180 00:09:07,601 --> 00:09:09,941 I will hire you 181 00:09:09,976 --> 00:09:12,281 on a trial basis. 182 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:15,795 I don't think I... 183 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:18,621 It's too high pressure. I have to be her. 184 00:09:18,656 --> 00:09:22,629 The offer is extended to Clarence, not Clarice. 185 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:31,760 I thought we were just gonna talk. 186 00:09:31,795 --> 00:09:34,734 We are, but since you got a lawyer, I thought I should have one, too. 187 00:09:34,769 --> 00:09:36,759 - Shelley Ford. - Denny Crane. 188 00:09:36,794 --> 00:09:39,391 Where did you come from, and how is she paying you? 189 00:09:39,426 --> 00:09:40,779 We met on my web site. 190 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,559 I'm a supporter of the pro-ana movement 191 00:09:42,594 --> 00:09:44,630 and an attorney with Yannetti, Bauer & Lewis. 192 00:09:44,665 --> 00:09:46,037 I took this case pro bono. 193 00:09:46,072 --> 00:09:47,633 And what the hell is pro-ana? 194 00:09:47,668 --> 00:09:49,160 It's short of pro-anorexia. 195 00:09:49,195 --> 00:09:51,437 Now wait a minute. You're in favor of a disease? 196 00:09:51,472 --> 00:09:54,595 Pro-ana is not a disease, Mr. Crane. It's a lifestyle choice. 197 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:56,465 It's like being gay or an atheist. 198 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,082 We're out of the closet. We're not ashamed of it. 199 00:09:58,117 --> 00:10:01,180 We're tired of all the nasty labels. And we're proud of the way we live. 200 00:10:01,215 --> 00:10:02,946 You're going to starve to death! 201 00:10:02,981 --> 00:10:04,884 I don't know how to be more clear. 202 00:10:04,919 --> 00:10:06,788 And once again, you heard nothing. 203 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,807 Liver failure, muscle loss! 204 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,737 - Stop it! - You stopped your period a year ago. 205 00:10:10,772 --> 00:10:11,848 - Do you want to have children? - Stop it! 206 00:10:11,883 --> 00:10:15,538 Mrs. Wilson, you indicated you had something to say. What is it? 207 00:10:16,129 --> 00:10:17,972 You're too skinny. 208 00:10:18,007 --> 00:10:19,780 Snap out of it. 209 00:10:19,815 --> 00:10:21,520 I guess we'll see each other in court. 210 00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:23,247 Not if you turn sideways. 211 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,098 What? 212 00:10:28,930 --> 00:10:30,078 You did what? 213 00:10:30,113 --> 00:10:32,060 If we can just get past summary judgment... 214 00:10:32,095 --> 00:10:34,637 You won't get past it. Suing God? 215 00:10:34,672 --> 00:10:36,925 Have you lost your mind? And you... 216 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,178 I told you to prevent this from happening. 217 00:10:39,213 --> 00:10:41,121 - I tried. - You tried! 218 00:10:41,156 --> 00:10:42,284 What's up? 219 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:47,449 Brad and Denise have decided to represent a woman suing God. 220 00:10:47,484 --> 00:10:48,914 I didn't decide. She... 221 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,320 You both bear responsibility for taking this case. 222 00:10:51,355 --> 00:10:54,060 You both will figure out a way to beat summary judgment. 223 00:10:54,095 --> 00:10:56,002 That shouldn't be too hard. 224 00:10:58,270 --> 00:11:01,188 Do you know the facts of this case, Mr. Coho? 225 00:11:01,223 --> 00:11:04,303 No, but anybody can get a case past summary judgment. 226 00:11:05,158 --> 00:11:06,394 Maybe not. 227 00:11:06,429 --> 00:11:09,794 Okay. All three of you will bear responsibility. 228 00:11:09,829 --> 00:11:11,209 - Whoa, whoa, no. - No, no! 229 00:11:11,244 --> 00:11:12,555 You just got yourself assigned. 230 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:16,813 You can take this opportunity to further your bond with Mr. Chase. 231 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,344 I was raised the same way they were. 232 00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:27,589 Our parents told us the same stories. 233 00:11:27,624 --> 00:11:29,825 About there being no holocaust, 234 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:33,879 the blacks mongrelizing the pure white race, the whole deal. 235 00:11:33,914 --> 00:11:35,791 But I was able to come out from under it. 236 00:11:35,826 --> 00:11:38,470 And now you're trying to put your stamp on our children. 237 00:11:38,505 --> 00:11:43,393 Ms. Shaw, Ms. Monroe, regardless of my personal feelings about this case. 238 00:11:43,428 --> 00:11:44,927 I can assure you of one thing, 239 00:11:44,962 --> 00:11:47,804 you have no legal standing to challenge custody here. 240 00:11:47,839 --> 00:11:50,837 The court wouldn't dare take children away from their parents 241 00:11:50,872 --> 00:11:53,210 because of said parent's political beliefs. 242 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:55,474 Mr. and Mrs. Tanner are extremists, 243 00:11:55,509 --> 00:11:59,617 and they are hazardous to their own children's welfare as well as society. 244 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,074 And we are prepared to prove 245 00:12:01,109 --> 00:12:05,246 that this custody battle is not only a matter of child welfare, 246 00:12:05,281 --> 00:12:08,182 but of national security. 247 00:12:08,464 --> 00:12:10,967 She actually cited national security 248 00:12:11,002 --> 00:12:13,801 as grounds for taking children away from their parents. 249 00:12:13,836 --> 00:12:15,508 White supremacists are hate cells. 250 00:12:15,543 --> 00:12:18,525 Hate cells are a breeding ground for terror. It's a fact. 251 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:21,473 If seeing Shirley in pink ears weren't incentive enough, 252 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:25,263 I think I actually might have to fight this one on principle. 253 00:12:26,627 --> 00:12:31,066 So basically, we've both got mothers trying to hang on to their daughters. 254 00:12:31,101 --> 00:12:35,030 Maybe we should critique each other's closings. 255 00:12:40,296 --> 00:12:41,944 What? 256 00:12:41,979 --> 00:12:44,869 You... you don't think I can do this? 257 00:12:45,706 --> 00:12:47,520 I most certainly didn't say that. 258 00:12:47,555 --> 00:12:49,565 Oh, yes, you did. 259 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,722 You don't trust me. 260 00:12:51,757 --> 00:12:53,901 - Denny... - I know you too well, Alan. 261 00:12:53,936 --> 00:12:56,010 You don't think I can handle this solo. 262 00:12:56,045 --> 00:12:59,251 I'm simply saying, given the enormity of the stakes, 263 00:12:59,286 --> 00:13:02,919 it can't hurt either of us to get feedback. 264 00:13:04,906 --> 00:13:06,579 Right. 265 00:13:08,878 --> 00:13:13,435 I'm getting sick of having to prove myself to you. 266 00:13:39,374 --> 00:13:44,554 Clarence, one of your duties would be to pick up the phone 267 00:13:44,589 --> 00:13:47,907 when it makes noises like that. 268 00:13:48,426 --> 00:13:49,945 I... I can't. 269 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:53,017 Can you at least let me be her on the phone? 270 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:56,865 Okay. 271 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:59,840 I will let you be her on the phone at the beginning, 272 00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:02,268 but you will not be calling our clients "Hos". 273 00:14:02,303 --> 00:14:05,415 And after a month, you will have to be you all the time, 274 00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:07,266 including when you are on the phone. 275 00:14:07,301 --> 00:14:08,618 Thank you. 276 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:13,237 Claire Sim's office. 277 00:14:13,272 --> 00:14:15,630 This is Clarice Bell speakin'. 278 00:14:15,665 --> 00:14:18,320 Yes, yes, indeed. 279 00:14:18,355 --> 00:14:21,210 This summer we sang at a Patriot's day picnic in Richmond 280 00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:23,504 and at the solstice festival in Tampa. 281 00:14:23,539 --> 00:14:26,971 Also, we got to do the national anthem at an anti-immigration rally in Ft. Payne. 282 00:14:27,006 --> 00:14:29,008 Katey, do you ever wish that, 283 00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:32,993 instead of having to perform at those kinds of gatherings, 284 00:14:33,028 --> 00:14:38,323 that you could do fun things like other kids... summer camp, Disneyland? 285 00:14:38,358 --> 00:14:41,399 Performing is fun for us, and it's important. 286 00:14:41,434 --> 00:14:42,892 We're standing up for something. 287 00:14:42,927 --> 00:14:46,111 And what exactly are you standing up for? 288 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,436 White pride. 289 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:50,364 I mean, other groups are allowed to be proud of themselves, right? 290 00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:54,040 Objection. Katey, sweetheart, you weren't asked a question. 291 00:14:54,075 --> 00:14:56,982 I'd like to hear from Katey. 292 00:14:57,204 --> 00:15:01,223 It used to just be, like, blacks with their marches and history month and stuff. 293 00:15:01,258 --> 00:15:03,702 Now it's everyone, like the Mexicans. 294 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:07,064 They illegally cross our borders then say they want to become Americans. 295 00:15:07,099 --> 00:15:10,482 But at their rallies, they just wave their Mexican flags and talk Spanish. 296 00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:13,865 With our songs, we're saying that whites need to stand up and fight back, 297 00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:16,461 because the minorities, they're winning. 298 00:15:16,496 --> 00:15:17,853 Winning what? 299 00:15:17,888 --> 00:15:19,175 The race war. 300 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,647 Not, like with gun, with babies. 301 00:15:21,682 --> 00:15:23,245 The Mexicans, the Chinese, 302 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:26,527 they're all having as many kids as they can so they can take over. 303 00:15:26,562 --> 00:15:29,775 Whites are already a minority in California, Texas and New Mexico. 304 00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:31,890 We've pretty much lost those states already. 305 00:15:31,925 --> 00:15:33,532 And who told you that? 306 00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,140 I learned it in school. 307 00:15:35,175 --> 00:15:36,717 Your home school? 308 00:15:36,752 --> 00:15:39,861 The one that your mother teaches? 309 00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:41,394 Yes. 310 00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:43,946 Katey, have your parents ever hit you? 311 00:15:43,981 --> 00:15:45,375 Hit me? No. 312 00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:46,503 How about Lauren? 313 00:15:46,538 --> 00:15:49,028 To your knowledge, have they ever been violent with her? 314 00:15:49,063 --> 00:15:50,530 No, they love us. 315 00:15:50,565 --> 00:15:53,168 Do the two of you always get enough to eat? 316 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,284 Um, yeah. 317 00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:55,580 How about your health? 318 00:15:55,615 --> 00:15:58,472 Any aches or pains not being attended to, 319 00:15:58,507 --> 00:16:01,330 perhaps a sore throat from all that singing? 320 00:16:01,365 --> 00:16:02,099 No. 321 00:16:02,134 --> 00:16:03,703 Okay. Now, Katey, 322 00:16:03,738 --> 00:16:07,183 Ms. Monroe mentioned that your mother is your teacher. 323 00:16:07,218 --> 00:16:10,628 Given all that time you spend traveling and performing, 324 00:16:10,629 --> 00:16:13,695 does she ever let you slide a little when it comes to school? 325 00:16:13,696 --> 00:16:16,086 I wish. We do way more homework 326 00:16:16,121 --> 00:16:18,721 and get better test scores than kids in regular schools. 327 00:16:18,756 --> 00:16:20,672 And whenever we take a trip somewhere, 328 00:16:20,707 --> 00:16:24,264 our dad always turns it into a total history lesson. 329 00:16:24,299 --> 00:16:26,081 I can imagine. 330 00:16:26,358 --> 00:16:33,102 So, you're safe and well fed, healthy and successful. 331 00:16:33,137 --> 00:16:35,121 Let me ask you. 332 00:16:35,156 --> 00:16:38,084 As long as you and your sister could be together, 333 00:16:38,119 --> 00:16:41,099 and if it were up to you, with whom would you want to live? 334 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:44,088 We want to live at home with our family. 335 00:16:45,436 --> 00:16:46,539 Sue the Church? 336 00:16:46,574 --> 00:16:48,771 Why not? A lightning bolt is an act of God. 337 00:16:48,806 --> 00:16:50,968 The church holds itself out as an agent of God. 338 00:16:51,003 --> 00:16:52,435 Let's slap the Episcopalians. 339 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,065 It's ridiculous. 340 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,263 You got a better idea? 341 00:16:55,298 --> 00:16:57,127 You're the one that's supposed to have the better ideas, 342 00:16:57,162 --> 00:16:58,956 because you said we could beat this in summary judgment. 343 00:16:58,991 --> 00:17:00,484 Okay, here's an idea. 344 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,513 Why don't we tell the judge to kiss my ass? 345 00:17:02,548 --> 00:17:04,998 That can work pretty nicely if you say it just right. 346 00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:06,859 Let me practice. 347 00:17:06,894 --> 00:17:10,231 Kiss my ass. What do you think? 348 00:17:11,189 --> 00:17:13,178 No, no! No, no, no. no! 349 00:17:13,213 --> 00:17:15,168 Uh-huh. That's enough. 350 00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:21,028 I don't do drugs, and I don't drink. 351 00:17:21,063 --> 00:17:24,187 I take AP classes, and I get all straight A's. 352 00:17:24,222 --> 00:17:25,682 And you're graduating early? 353 00:17:25,717 --> 00:17:26,918 With honors. 354 00:17:26,953 --> 00:17:29,252 You also have a web site, don't you? 355 00:17:29,287 --> 00:17:30,811 It's called Thinspire. 356 00:17:30,846 --> 00:17:33,742 It's a support community for goal-oriented young women. 357 00:17:33,777 --> 00:17:38,989 We post articles and suggestions on how to live a more thinspirational life. 358 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:41,465 And how do you plan to support yourself financially? 359 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,584 I model. 360 00:17:42,619 --> 00:17:44,639 Well, I'm just getting started, really. 361 00:17:44,674 --> 00:17:47,506 I've done fashion shows for a few local department stores, 362 00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:50,724 but recently I've gotten a lot of catalog work. 363 00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:53,907 It's pretty steady, and I make about $125 an hour. 364 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:57,063 It sounds to me like you're doing pretty well for yourself, Ms. Wilson. 365 00:17:57,098 --> 00:17:59,644 Yes, I am. 366 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,728 What did you have for breakfast this morning? 367 00:18:01,763 --> 00:18:06,588 I had a diet soda and a cracker with some butter spray on it. 368 00:18:06,623 --> 00:18:07,539 And lunch? 369 00:18:07,574 --> 00:18:08,613 I didn't eat lunch. 370 00:18:08,614 --> 00:18:10,500 I can't eat when I'm stressed out. 371 00:18:10,535 --> 00:18:14,148 So, how many calories have you had today? 372 00:18:14,183 --> 00:18:15,080 Sixteen. 373 00:18:15,115 --> 00:18:18,559 Are you aware that the daily required number of calories 374 00:18:18,594 --> 00:18:22,652 for someone of your age and height is somewhere between 1,800 and 2,500? 375 00:18:22,687 --> 00:18:26,339 And are you aware that two out of three Americans are overweight? 376 00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:27,945 No one's calling them sick. 377 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:30,590 I'm healthy. I watch what I eat and I exercise. 378 00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:33,740 You can ask any fat girl at my school if she'd want to trade places with me. 379 00:18:33,775 --> 00:18:35,518 Now don't go knocking fat girls. 380 00:18:35,553 --> 00:18:37,850 I love chubby sex and I'm sure your honor does. 381 00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:39,798 Mr. Crane! 382 00:18:41,398 --> 00:18:42,537 Ms. Wilson, 383 00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:47,620 are you aware that the "Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders" 384 00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:51,733 defines anorexia nervosa as a mental illness? 385 00:18:51,768 --> 00:18:55,369 Thirty years ago they said the same thing about homosexuality. 386 00:18:55,404 --> 00:18:57,251 Exactly! 387 00:18:57,286 --> 00:18:59,198 No further questions. 388 00:19:03,719 --> 00:19:04,702 I don't understand. 389 00:19:04,737 --> 00:19:08,271 Why does he need to hear closing statements? It's a simple decision. 390 00:19:08,306 --> 00:19:09,886 What is wrong with this judge? 391 00:19:09,921 --> 00:19:15,048 Well, maybe he's just prejudiced against, you know, skinheads. 392 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,655 Do I look like a skinhead, Mr. Shore? 393 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,855 I'm told they can take on various forms. 394 00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:21,878 Hey, if you're prejudiced against us, 395 00:19:21,913 --> 00:19:25,013 Rise up and shine, America's sons and daughters. 396 00:19:25,048 --> 00:19:26,349 Quiet! 397 00:19:26,849 --> 00:19:30,248 Listen, as much as I enjoy the company of you, show people, 398 00:19:30,283 --> 00:19:31,912 I have a closing to prepare, so 399 00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:36,424 I'll see you and your full heads of hair at the courthouse. 400 00:19:36,459 --> 00:19:39,369 We are not bigoted. Our message is simply... 401 00:19:39,404 --> 00:19:42,770 It's good to be white. I'll meet you at the courthouse. 402 00:19:49,562 --> 00:19:51,274 Case going well? 403 00:19:51,309 --> 00:19:52,819 It isn't over yet, Shirley. 404 00:19:52,854 --> 00:19:56,174 We haven't even gotten to the part where I deliver my politically biased 405 00:19:56,209 --> 00:19:58,862 but compelling closing argument. 406 00:20:04,279 --> 00:20:07,785 Now, how cute is that? 407 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,085 We've heard testimony from your daughter 408 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,725 that at her new, lower weight, her social life's improved. 409 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,295 - She's being asked out on dates. - That's true, but... 410 00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:25,641 She's getting more involved in school activities now that her self-esteem is up. 411 00:20:25,676 --> 00:20:27,754 We've heard she loves theater and dance. 412 00:20:27,789 --> 00:20:30,291 At her previous weight, she was getting supporting roles, 413 00:20:30,326 --> 00:20:32,758 - and now she's got the lead in "Grease", correct? - Yes. 414 00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:35,439 Wouldn't you say your daughter, is blossoming at her new weight? 415 00:20:35,474 --> 00:20:36,521 But that's not the point. 416 00:20:36,556 --> 00:20:38,910 So because Claire has chosen a pro-ana lifestyle, 417 00:20:38,945 --> 00:20:40,474 her life has improved. 418 00:20:40,509 --> 00:20:42,360 She's now working professionally. 419 00:20:42,395 --> 00:20:45,728 She's completely capable of living on her own and this is a threat to you, isn't it? 420 00:20:45,763 --> 00:20:46,737 No, that's not it at all. 421 00:20:46,772 --> 00:20:48,934 And under your care, you'd want her to gain weight, 422 00:20:48,969 --> 00:20:51,535 which would make her lose her self-esteem, her career would suffer, 423 00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:53,745 but you'd still have control over your little girl's life. 424 00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:56,271 Objection! She's being, uh... 425 00:20:56,306 --> 00:20:57,504 objectionable. 426 00:20:57,539 --> 00:20:58,667 Sustained. 427 00:20:58,702 --> 00:21:03,046 I have my daughter's best interests at heart. 428 00:21:03,081 --> 00:21:05,703 You're a forty year old single mother working in a steakhouse. 429 00:21:05,738 --> 00:21:08,325 The only good thing that you have going for you is your daughter. 430 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,998 You want to hang on to her as long as you possibly can... 431 00:21:11,033 --> 00:21:13,934 - Objection! - so you don't have to examine your own empty life. 432 00:21:13,969 --> 00:21:17,926 - Your honor! - Ms. Ford, that's enough. 433 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:35,124 Ms. Sims? 434 00:21:36,137 --> 00:21:38,550 You can call me Claire. 435 00:21:38,908 --> 00:21:44,567 Claire, uh, the, uh, the case that Mr. Coho and Mr. Chase are working on... 436 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:49,492 I, uh... I pulled up some research. 437 00:21:52,404 --> 00:21:53,379 The cell phone? 438 00:21:53,414 --> 00:21:56,696 Evidently, he was talking on it when he got struck by the lightning? 439 00:21:56,731 --> 00:22:00,140 Those studies linking cell phones and lightning have been completely debunked. 440 00:22:00,175 --> 00:22:01,944 Well... 441 00:22:04,386 --> 00:22:07,409 Go ahead, Clarence. 442 00:22:09,270 --> 00:22:11,222 Clarence. 443 00:22:12,315 --> 00:22:16,322 The... The studies have been, uh, mainly discounted, but not totally. 444 00:22:16,357 --> 00:22:20,330 And conflicting studies... it... becomes a question of fact, not law. 445 00:22:20,365 --> 00:22:24,406 Which means the case can't get kicked at summary judgment. 446 00:22:24,859 --> 00:22:27,205 Can I see those studies, please? 447 00:22:30,555 --> 00:22:32,948 Interesting, I could run with this. 448 00:22:33,273 --> 00:22:34,830 I'll run with it. 449 00:22:34,865 --> 00:22:36,320 Guys... 450 00:22:42,367 --> 00:22:45,631 How are they supposed to seriously function in this world as adults 451 00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:48,250 if they've been brought up as white supremacists? 452 00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:49,745 Many seem to do just fine. 453 00:22:49,780 --> 00:22:54,795 Your honor, is that an environment that you would subject your children to? 454 00:22:54,830 --> 00:22:57,862 And this is a physical danger as well. 455 00:22:57,897 --> 00:23:00,905 White supremacists are more likely to become involved in violence. 456 00:23:00,940 --> 00:23:02,714 They're hate groups, 457 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:06,670 Mr. Shore can deride me for pulling the national security card, 458 00:23:06,705 --> 00:23:10,840 but do not tell me that the Timothy McVeighs of this world 459 00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:13,846 and the Christian Identity Organization and the like, 460 00:23:13,881 --> 00:23:16,587 which support violence and are antigovernment, 461 00:23:16,622 --> 00:23:20,331 you can't tell me that they don't pose a threat to this country. 462 00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:26,972 For God's sake, these two little girls are being taught to adhere to a whites-only, 463 00:23:27,007 --> 00:23:30,998 immigrant-bashing, Jew-hating ideology. 464 00:23:31,033 --> 00:23:32,888 You heard them. 465 00:23:32,923 --> 00:23:38,688 And their performances are being used to recruit other people to join in with the prejudice. 466 00:23:38,723 --> 00:23:43,786 How can this court not step in and rescue them? 467 00:23:49,544 --> 00:23:52,741 Benjamin Franklin is often attributed with the quote, 468 00:23:52,776 --> 00:23:54,726 "Those who would give up essential liberty 469 00:23:54,761 --> 00:23:58,286 to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither." 470 00:23:58,321 --> 00:24:01,228 And he certainly knew what he was talking about. 471 00:24:01,263 --> 00:24:04,135 He ate lots of red meat and invented the swim fin. 472 00:24:04,170 --> 00:24:07,750 When our current president, who, by the way, has invented nothing, 473 00:24:07,785 --> 00:24:10,505 signed the Patriot Act into law in 2001, 474 00:24:10,540 --> 00:24:12,899 not a single member of congress could be found 475 00:24:12,934 --> 00:24:15,223 who had read the bill all the way through. 476 00:24:15,258 --> 00:24:17,669 And yet, they couldn't wait to hand over our rights. 477 00:24:17,704 --> 00:24:19,674 "Al Queda's coming. Where's my pen?" 478 00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:21,475 Anything to feel safe. 479 00:24:21,510 --> 00:24:24,409 Like a parent who dangles car keys to distract a child, 480 00:24:24,444 --> 00:24:28,508 our government whips out national security to grab our attention 481 00:24:28,543 --> 00:24:30,014 whenever they deem it necessary. 482 00:24:30,049 --> 00:24:32,411 And that's what opposing council is doing here. 483 00:24:32,446 --> 00:24:34,774 But this case is not about national security. 484 00:24:34,809 --> 00:24:36,102 It's about a family. 485 00:24:36,137 --> 00:24:40,789 Granted, a family that is so filled with spite 486 00:24:40,824 --> 00:24:46,022 and ignorance and shockingly untutored ideas that it beggars the imagination, 487 00:24:46,057 --> 00:24:48,456 but still a family. 488 00:24:48,491 --> 00:24:53,511 And as long as Lauren and Katey are well fed and well cared for, 489 00:24:53,546 --> 00:24:58,101 a family the law cannot and should not touch. 490 00:24:58,756 --> 00:25:02,982 Now I think we would all agree 491 00:25:03,017 --> 00:25:09,100 that we'd prefer these children to be raised in a different way. 492 00:25:09,324 --> 00:25:12,309 Certainly Mrs. Tanner's sister thinks so. 493 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,294 But she knows legally that is not possible, 494 00:25:15,329 --> 00:25:16,542 so she and her lawyer are 495 00:25:16,577 --> 00:25:22,329 wheeling out our latest favorite rights-squashing mechanism, national security. 496 00:25:22,364 --> 00:25:24,302 And who can blame them? It's all the rage. 497 00:25:24,337 --> 00:25:26,205 If you want to look at people's bank records, 498 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:30,201 tap their phones, read their e-mails, go ahead, do it. 499 00:25:30,236 --> 00:25:32,452 Just say it's a matter of national security. 500 00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:35,850 And now we're claiming the Tanner family is a threat. 501 00:25:35,885 --> 00:25:41,125 If that is the case, if there is any actual evidence linking them to a crime, 502 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,902 by all means, be my guest, please, have at 'em, arrest them. 503 00:25:43,937 --> 00:25:48,086 But if there is no cause to arrest them, 504 00:25:49,253 --> 00:25:53,638 then leave this family alone. 505 00:26:10,928 --> 00:26:12,321 Where's my mom? Is she all right? 506 00:26:12,356 --> 00:26:14,536 She's in here, still alive. 507 00:26:18,949 --> 00:26:21,483 - You lied to me. - No, I didn't. 508 00:26:21,877 --> 00:26:24,981 I told you your mom was in the hospital, and you had to get down here immediately, 509 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:27,272 and she is still alive. 510 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:32,709 Only this young woman unfortunately, is not doing quite so well. 511 00:26:40,164 --> 00:26:43,367 Ms. Murr, Claire Wilson. 512 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:51,066 My daughter Cathy has complications due to anorexia nervosa. 513 00:27:01,570 --> 00:27:02,707 Claire. 514 00:27:02,742 --> 00:27:06,854 You really thought that that after school special "O. C." crap was going to work on me? 515 00:27:06,889 --> 00:27:09,176 - Cookie? - That girl has what you have. 516 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,743 No, she doesn't. 517 00:27:10,778 --> 00:27:13,791 - A true pro-ana wouldn't fail like that. - Are you serious? 518 00:27:13,826 --> 00:27:16,320 - Chips? - Stop offering me food. 519 00:27:16,355 --> 00:27:18,779 What the hell is going on here? 520 00:27:18,814 --> 00:27:22,494 My mother and Mr. Crane are trying to scare me by showing me a girl who's dying. 521 00:27:22,529 --> 00:27:24,302 You're going to die, Claire. 522 00:27:24,337 --> 00:27:26,218 Can't you get that? You're going to die. 523 00:27:26,253 --> 00:27:28,056 You had the nerve to call my client down here 524 00:27:28,091 --> 00:27:29,898 and show her that without my knowledge? 525 00:27:29,933 --> 00:27:31,196 This is outrageous. 526 00:27:31,231 --> 00:27:33,550 I'll notify the court. I'll notify the BAR. 527 00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:36,957 Congratulations, you've just lost your daughter. 528 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:48,663 Oh, Alan. 529 00:27:48,951 --> 00:27:51,282 Sophia, hello. 530 00:27:53,494 --> 00:27:54,624 Come in. 531 00:27:54,659 --> 00:27:57,275 Can I ask you, um... 532 00:27:57,534 --> 00:27:59,477 Is Denny Crane any good? 533 00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:01,386 Why do you ask me that? 534 00:28:01,421 --> 00:28:04,008 Well, he's been a bit of a clown in court, 535 00:28:04,043 --> 00:28:08,421 and he orchestrated this ridiculous stunt at a hospital. 536 00:28:08,456 --> 00:28:11,548 And I'm gonna... 537 00:28:11,583 --> 00:28:13,973 I am gonna lose my daughter. 538 00:28:14,008 --> 00:28:17,222 Is there any way you could take over? 539 00:28:17,257 --> 00:28:19,330 Ooh, that would be... 540 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:22,501 I'm not sure Denny Crane knows what he's doing. 541 00:28:23,867 --> 00:28:26,731 Sophia, what's going on? 542 00:28:26,766 --> 00:28:29,132 Sophia and I were just discussing the case, Denny. 543 00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:32,966 She mentioned your creative stunt at the hospital this morning. 544 00:28:33,001 --> 00:28:34,114 Brilliant. 545 00:28:34,149 --> 00:28:37,434 I just finished my closing. Would you like to read it? 546 00:28:37,691 --> 00:28:38,879 Sure. 547 00:28:38,914 --> 00:28:40,397 My office. 548 00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:46,721 I'm gonna have to hire somebody else. 549 00:28:46,756 --> 00:28:49,865 Don't do anything yet, Sophia. Let me work on this. 550 00:29:00,457 --> 00:29:05,892 This is a situation that touches two deep emotional chords in all of us. 551 00:29:05,927 --> 00:29:08,521 The sanctity of the family on the one hand, 552 00:29:08,556 --> 00:29:12,704 the distaste we feel for hatemongering on the other. 553 00:29:12,739 --> 00:29:14,339 But the law is clear. 554 00:29:14,374 --> 00:29:17,822 Mr. and Mrs. Tanner may be questionable as human beings 555 00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:21,205 but they are loving parents. 556 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,392 The petitioner's motion for removal is denied. 557 00:29:35,427 --> 00:29:40,552 Michael, row the boat ashore, hallelujah. 558 00:29:40,587 --> 00:29:41,615 Michael, row... 559 00:29:41,650 --> 00:29:45,706 Michael was a gay Jew from Mexico. You know that, of course. 560 00:29:45,741 --> 00:29:47,214 Let's go, girls. 561 00:29:55,583 --> 00:29:57,633 Just let me lead, and then you follow. 562 00:29:57,668 --> 00:29:59,684 I'll lead. It's my case. I took it. 563 00:29:59,719 --> 00:30:00,587 She took it. 564 00:30:00,622 --> 00:30:02,070 Under my supervision as partner. 565 00:30:02,105 --> 00:30:04,390 Guys, you're both partners. I'm not. 566 00:30:04,425 --> 00:30:06,258 So why am I the only one acting like an adult? 567 00:30:06,293 --> 00:30:08,004 Okay, let me just say something before we go in here. 568 00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:10,080 I have tried to have patience with him, 569 00:30:10,115 --> 00:30:11,661 but I feel like I'm fighting a losing battle. 570 00:30:11,696 --> 00:30:13,497 You ever win any battles, Brad? 571 00:30:13,532 --> 00:30:15,089 Okay, let's go in. 572 00:30:16,155 --> 00:30:18,315 Good morning, thank you for agreeing to see us. 573 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:20,475 I am Denise Bauer. This is Brad Chase and... 574 00:30:20,510 --> 00:30:21,349 I'm Jeffrey Coho. 575 00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:23,408 I know how busy you are, so I thought we'd cut right to it. 576 00:30:23,443 --> 00:30:26,709 We represent a woman by the name of Annabelle Caruthers whose husband was regrettably killed 577 00:30:26,744 --> 00:30:28,872 after being struck by lightning while talking on a cell phone 578 00:30:28,907 --> 00:30:31,211 manufactured by your client Cybus Technologies. 579 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:32,156 Yes. 580 00:30:32,191 --> 00:30:34,840 Why don't you cut right to the part where we should be held liable? 581 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,579 - Certainly... - You see, when lightning strikes, 582 00:30:36,614 --> 00:30:39,034 the human skin offers some protection, significant, in fact. 583 00:30:39,069 --> 00:30:42,582 What happens is electricity is conducted over the skin rather than through the body. 584 00:30:42,617 --> 00:30:44,194 It's a phenomenon know as flashover. 585 00:30:44,229 --> 00:30:46,513 Conductive material in direct contact with the skin, 586 00:30:46,548 --> 00:30:48,797 especially something metallic such as a mobile phone, 587 00:30:48,832 --> 00:30:50,353 can negate the flashover effect, 588 00:30:50,388 --> 00:30:52,840 cause the voltage to go right through the body. 589 00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:55,042 We've brought three studies that speak to liability. 590 00:30:55,077 --> 00:30:57,734 As for the issue of foresee-ability, there have been other cases. 591 00:30:57,769 --> 00:30:59,850 In Australia, they now issue warnings. 592 00:30:59,885 --> 00:31:01,579 England is considering doing so. 593 00:31:01,614 --> 00:31:05,439 The fact is using a cell phone in a thunderstorm is potentially lethal. 594 00:31:05,474 --> 00:31:07,631 And can result in death. 595 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,551 It resulted in the death of our client's husband. 596 00:31:09,586 --> 00:31:11,224 Look, you're gonna have your experts. We'll have ours. 597 00:31:11,259 --> 00:31:13,452 But in the meantime, the cost of negative publicity alone... 598 00:31:13,487 --> 00:31:16,252 Not to mention, of the billions of dollars generated from cell phone usage, 599 00:31:16,287 --> 00:31:19,708 hundreds of millions come from people talking on the outside in inclement weather. 600 00:31:19,743 --> 00:31:23,234 You don't want people putting their cell phones away during storms, do you? 601 00:32:02,506 --> 00:32:05,487 You should both be embarrassed, for God's sake. 602 00:32:06,359 --> 00:32:09,170 Do you have anything to say for yourself? 603 00:32:09,205 --> 00:32:11,057 - I won. - You did not. 604 00:32:11,092 --> 00:32:12,910 Oh, shut up, both of you! 605 00:32:12,945 --> 00:32:13,881 God! 606 00:32:13,916 --> 00:32:16,155 Obviously I have to keep you apart, 607 00:32:16,190 --> 00:32:20,373 since you lack the maturity to conduct yourselves as adults. 608 00:32:21,961 --> 00:32:23,444 We got an offer. 609 00:32:23,479 --> 00:32:24,723 What do you mean, you got an offer? 610 00:32:24,758 --> 00:32:28,864 $75,000. Its not a lot, but as far as a lightning-bolt case goes... 611 00:32:28,899 --> 00:32:30,336 - Told you I'd get something. - I got it. 612 00:32:30,371 --> 00:32:31,680 Shut up! 613 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:43,572 Who's this? 614 00:32:43,607 --> 00:32:47,799 I'm Alan Shore. Mr. Crane was unexpectedly called to court. 615 00:32:47,834 --> 00:32:51,410 I'm filling in. I'll make this very brief. 616 00:32:51,445 --> 00:32:52,397 What's this? 617 00:32:52,432 --> 00:32:54,341 This would be an arrest warrant. 618 00:32:54,342 --> 00:32:55,354 Don't be concerned. 619 00:32:55,389 --> 00:32:57,773 They won't execute it unless I give them the word. 620 00:32:57,808 --> 00:32:59,339 An arrest warrant for whom? 621 00:32:59,374 --> 00:33:00,519 You. 622 00:33:00,554 --> 00:33:01,348 Me? 623 00:33:01,383 --> 00:33:02,800 Yes, Ms. Wilson. 624 00:33:02,801 --> 00:33:06,424 It turns out your web site gives other teenagers' advice on 625 00:33:06,459 --> 00:33:10,047 how to acquire diet pills with or without a prescription. 626 00:33:10,082 --> 00:33:11,133 That's not against the law. 627 00:33:11,168 --> 00:33:13,927 It is if she is contributing to the delinquency of a minor. 628 00:33:13,962 --> 00:33:15,741 You've got all kinds of little tips in there 629 00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:19,106 that could expose you to both criminal and civil liability. 630 00:33:19,141 --> 00:33:21,270 What's going on? I could actually be arrested? 631 00:33:21,305 --> 00:33:23,910 I can make this go away. Do not worry. 632 00:33:23,945 --> 00:33:26,357 Yes, you can certainly have your day in court, 633 00:33:26,392 --> 00:33:29,432 possibly prevail, though I doubt it. 634 00:33:29,467 --> 00:33:30,824 And in the meantime, 635 00:33:30,859 --> 00:33:34,259 word of your arrest will undoubtedly make it to the modeling agencies, 636 00:33:34,294 --> 00:33:37,246 and there goes your livelihood. A scandalous scandal. 637 00:33:37,281 --> 00:33:39,104 And then the civil lawsuits can begin. 638 00:33:39,139 --> 00:33:42,961 Will you be representing her for free in those, Ms. Ford? 639 00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:49,861 My suggestion would be to go to rehab and get the help you need. But 640 00:33:49,896 --> 00:33:51,798 I suppose you could go to jail 641 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:57,170 and add two new photos to your portfolio, front and side. 642 00:33:58,548 --> 00:34:00,713 This is so pathetically desperate. 643 00:34:00,748 --> 00:34:02,878 Well, finally we agree on something. 644 00:34:02,913 --> 00:34:05,181 I'm desperate. 645 00:34:07,737 --> 00:34:10,653 How about the lawyer's leave? 646 00:34:10,688 --> 00:34:14,970 And you can have a conversation with your mother. 647 00:35:37,821 --> 00:35:41,058 This isn't exactly the image I had in my mind, 648 00:35:41,093 --> 00:35:43,044 but I'm still aroused. 649 00:35:43,079 --> 00:35:44,961 I'm glad to hear it. 650 00:35:44,996 --> 00:35:47,082 Maybe I could throw my costume on, 651 00:35:47,117 --> 00:35:49,520 and we could go do what rabbits like to do best. 652 00:35:49,555 --> 00:35:51,060 Don't make me hit you. 653 00:35:51,095 --> 00:35:52,163 Hit me? 654 00:35:52,164 --> 00:35:55,531 You wouldn't be standing under mistletoe unless you wanted to kiss me. 655 00:35:55,566 --> 00:35:57,106 I'm not standing under... 656 00:35:57,141 --> 00:35:58,511 Hey! 657 00:36:00,995 --> 00:36:02,383 Hey! 658 00:36:07,898 --> 00:36:12,254 Okay! The slobber you just got came from his mouth. 659 00:36:12,486 --> 00:36:14,411 Quite the party, I see. 660 00:36:14,446 --> 00:36:15,764 I assume I was invited. 661 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:17,083 It goes without saying. 662 00:36:17,084 --> 00:36:19,090 Which is why it did. 663 00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:20,249 Dance, Denny? 664 00:36:20,284 --> 00:36:22,808 She made it sound like I have a choice. 665 00:36:25,065 --> 00:36:26,907 That leaves you and me. 666 00:36:26,942 --> 00:36:28,196 And him. 667 00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:33,300 - Jerry? - Merry Christmas, my friend. 668 00:36:34,476 --> 00:36:35,862 Thank you. 669 00:36:35,897 --> 00:36:38,070 - Open it. - Okay. 670 00:36:39,052 --> 00:36:40,366 I paint. 671 00:36:40,401 --> 00:36:43,493 One of my hobbies is to supplant the faces of people 672 00:36:43,528 --> 00:36:46,586 I care about on famous personalities that match up well. 673 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:48,294 I see. 674 00:36:50,765 --> 00:36:53,738 Oh. Jerry... 675 00:36:53,773 --> 00:36:56,712 It's amazing. 676 00:36:58,354 --> 00:36:59,357 Wow. 677 00:36:59,392 --> 00:37:00,356 Do you like it? 678 00:37:00,357 --> 00:37:02,251 I love it. 679 00:37:23,285 --> 00:37:25,268 I guess we should work this out. 680 00:37:25,303 --> 00:37:26,880 Does it have to be tonight? 681 00:37:26,915 --> 00:37:28,423 Well, it is the season. 682 00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:30,812 Peace on Earth, good will toward men. 683 00:37:30,847 --> 00:37:32,289 What was that? 684 00:37:32,532 --> 00:37:33,789 Good will toward men? 685 00:37:33,824 --> 00:37:35,047 No right before that. 686 00:37:35,048 --> 00:37:36,758 Peace on Earth? 687 00:37:37,085 --> 00:37:38,649 I knew it. 688 00:37:39,195 --> 00:37:40,872 A liberal. 689 00:37:54,747 --> 00:37:57,551 Aren't you coming out to join the party? 690 00:37:57,824 --> 00:37:59,323 Maybe in a minute. 691 00:37:59,358 --> 00:38:03,844 Well, I have somebody who wants to say hello to you. 692 00:38:04,658 --> 00:38:06,746 I just want to thank you. 693 00:38:06,781 --> 00:38:11,468 I was told you were the one who came up with the idea to sue the phone company. 694 00:38:11,503 --> 00:38:15,700 And $75,000, that's a lot of money to me. 695 00:38:15,735 --> 00:38:18,421 And, um, I just want to thank you. 696 00:38:18,456 --> 00:38:19,853 Okay. 697 00:38:21,652 --> 00:38:23,293 He's cute. 698 00:38:23,786 --> 00:38:25,419 Yes, he is. 699 00:38:29,559 --> 00:38:31,199 You pass the BAR, Clarence? 700 00:38:31,234 --> 00:38:33,860 Yes, but I could never practice. 701 00:38:33,895 --> 00:38:34,847 Why not? 702 00:38:34,882 --> 00:38:36,898 I... I could never. 703 00:38:39,045 --> 00:38:41,129 I think we're gonna work on that. 704 00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:10,668 Handicapped. 705 00:39:10,703 --> 00:39:12,974 - Excuse me. - Coming through. 706 00:39:13,009 --> 00:39:14,431 Out of my way! 707 00:39:14,466 --> 00:39:15,853 Handicapped. 708 00:39:44,963 --> 00:39:46,759 We had our first three-way tonight. 709 00:39:46,794 --> 00:39:50,906 I'm not sure that Shirley enjoyed it as much as we did. 710 00:39:53,114 --> 00:39:55,238 It was fabulous for me. 711 00:39:57,580 --> 00:40:00,307 She didn't quite taste the same as I remember. 712 00:40:00,342 --> 00:40:02,676 She tasted more like... 713 00:40:02,711 --> 00:40:05,749 Me. That was my slobber, Denny. 714 00:40:05,784 --> 00:40:08,787 We finally exchanged bodily fluids. 715 00:40:14,673 --> 00:40:17,096 Did I tell you my case worked out? 716 00:40:17,421 --> 00:40:20,885 Sophia's daughter decided to come home after all. 717 00:40:21,178 --> 00:40:22,243 Fantastic. 718 00:40:22,278 --> 00:40:26,461 Got a call from the clerk's office to come to court for the summations. 719 00:40:26,496 --> 00:40:28,608 Turns out it was a mistake. 720 00:40:28,643 --> 00:40:30,729 And, uh, by the time I got back, 721 00:40:30,764 --> 00:40:32,986 Sophia was on the phone with the good news. 722 00:40:33,021 --> 00:40:35,907 Well, you must've somehow reached the girl, Denny. 723 00:40:35,942 --> 00:40:37,808 Congratulations. 724 00:40:38,357 --> 00:40:41,284 Of course, the warrant didn't hurt. 725 00:40:44,370 --> 00:40:46,978 I may miss a lot, Alan, 726 00:40:47,013 --> 00:40:50,211 but I don't miss everything. 727 00:40:53,603 --> 00:40:56,096 I just... 728 00:40:56,419 --> 00:40:59,098 came up with the idea 729 00:40:59,133 --> 00:41:02,218 and I thought you'd object to any kind of assistance. 730 00:41:02,253 --> 00:41:05,399 So you decided to keep the truth from me? 731 00:41:07,025 --> 00:41:09,484 Sophia came to you. 732 00:41:10,042 --> 00:41:12,905 She didn't trust that I was winning. 733 00:41:14,882 --> 00:41:17,490 But I was, Alan. 734 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,515 I believe you. 735 00:41:20,550 --> 00:41:22,249 I'm not sure you do. 736 00:41:22,284 --> 00:41:26,881 But I know your heart's in the right place. 737 00:41:28,805 --> 00:41:35,227 And how can I be mad at anyone who can get Shirley to dress like a rabbit? 738 00:41:37,047 --> 00:41:39,289 She is a goddess, isn't she? 739 00:41:39,324 --> 00:41:41,458 Oh, boy. 740 00:41:49,070 --> 00:41:50,259 Denny, maybe for Christmas... 741 00:41:50,294 --> 00:41:52,137 You can't have her. 742 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:57,102 - How about... - No! 743 00:41:59,775 --> 00:42:02,691 Well, Merry Christmas just the same, my friend. 744 00:42:03,308 --> 00:42:05,297 Merry Christmas.