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Hey, how ya doin'!
Frankie Cox.

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Lookin' for a guy named Alan Shore.
I think he works here in litigation.

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Hey, how ya doin'?
–Do you have an appointment?

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No, I'm a walk-up, but I'm an
attorney myself, so, you know.

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Professional courtesy and all.
There's my card.

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Hey, how you doin'?
–Um, may I tell him what it's regarding?

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You may, if privilege extends
to receptionists here.

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–I would have to tell him something, sir.
–Okay.

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I killed somebody.
That work for you?

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I didn't kill anybody, I just, uh…

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well, I embellished.

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You know, trying to get myself in the door
a little. You know what I'm saying.

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You're a busy guy.
I figured, “Hey, make it good.”

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Well, homicide's a dandy.

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What's the real reason you're
taking up my busy time?

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Well it is homicide, actually, but,
uh, I didn't do it.

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My brother did.

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Your brother did?

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Yeah, he killed his wife.
But, if you know him, you'd be shocked,

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because he's a very principled guy.
I'm the black sheep.

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Anyway, he killed her.

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Uh, he bought murder two; he's doin' 8
to 20 at Cedars. He's already done 5.

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Thing is: I tried to help him cover
it up so he wouldn't get caught.

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Obviously, not my best work,
since he got convicted.

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So. Anyho, Neil —uh, that's my brother—

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he came up for a parole hearing
a month ago,

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where he had to tell the whole truth,
which my involvement was

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a part of that truth, so now the cops
do have a case against me,

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and I'm on the hook for obstruction of justice,
concealing evidence, and, you know,

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a laundry list of lesser charges;
whatever.

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Can I smoke?
–No.

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So, now I'm facing 15 years myself.

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Your name come up.
That's why I'm here,

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takin' a shot.

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And if I were to represent you,
what exactly would be our defense?

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I don't know.

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Brotherly love.

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They-they-they-they founded a nation on
that idea, right? Or at least Philadelphia!

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As you can plainly see,
I got personality.

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I testify good. Jurors love me.

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You've been on trial before?

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Little stuff. Not big like this.

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Pretty please?

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Boston Legal

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Season 3

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Episode 19

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“Brotherly Love”

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–Brad.
–Hey, Paul, what's up?

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I need you to read this, sign it,
get it back to me by the end of the day, please.

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–What is it?
–It's a “Love Contract.”

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–A what?
–A “Love Contract.”

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Basically, it's a document
to limit our liability

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when good relationships go bad.

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Excuse me?

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More and more corporations are
using them as sexual harassment shields.

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You and Denise are romantically
or physically involved,

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which is very nice, but should it turn
ugly, we need to protect ourselves.

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–You gotta be kidding me.
–Brad…

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I know it's silly, but it's policy.

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I don't care; the policy is dumb,
and I won't sign it.

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–You have to sign.
–I won't.

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A “Love Contract”—
are you kidding me, Paul?

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Do you know how many billions of dollars
are paid out on sexual harassment claims every year?

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Did Shore sign one? Denny?

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We only require it of those who
have disclosed an interoffice relationship.

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I'm not signing it.
Forget it. It's dumb.

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The managing partners
unanimously agreed on this policy.

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Paul, you can't validate stupidity

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by unanimous consent.
–I don't think you understand.

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Failure to sign is grounds for
termination of employment.

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–This is getting dumber and dumber.
–If you do not sign, you will be fired.

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–I'm a partner.
–I don't care.

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–I'm not signing it.
–You're not hearing me, Brad.

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I'm hearing you, but
you're not hearing me.

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I am not signing this ridiculous document

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You're fired.

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What? I'm a partner!

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You're fired, partner.

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–You fired him?
–I had to.

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He just defied me— defied
the entire partnership!

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–So you just fired him?
–He forced my hand.

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I'm telling you I had no choice.
–Well, of course you did!

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You decide either to do it or not do it.
–And had I not,

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what authority would I—
–Paul, Brad's a partner,

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a pretty beloved one by a lot of a lot of people.
You don't think this is a bit draconian?

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No! He was flat-out insubordinate.

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Look, I adore him too,
but there is a rank and file here.

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I'd like to be able to tell him
that if he signs the contract,

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he won't be fired.
Can I do that?

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Fine. But I need you to
back me up here, Shirley.

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Denny, I—

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What are you doing?

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Denny!

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What are you doing?
–The Secret.

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Certainly you can tell me;
I'm your flamingo.

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No, no, no. The Secret.
Haven't you heard?

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The Law of Attraction.
Get with the program, man.

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What are you talking about?

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If you think positively,
you become a magnet

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and pull in everything
you want towards you.

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–Really?
–I figure if I

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concentrate on world peace,
maybe I can actually make it happen.

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You're sitting here
concentrating on world peace?

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Oh, God, no. Gotta start smaller.

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I'm thinking Raquel Welch.

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Get her first, then go for peace.

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Yes.

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In the meantime, how about
trying a case with me?

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I've got a guy charged with trying to
help his brother get away with murder.

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–Is he guilty?
–One hundred percent.

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Count me in. But if
Raquel Welch shows up—

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You have an out.

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I-I-I don't want the complaint
actually filed. Just have it ready.

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I plan to attach it to the demand
letter so they know we're serious.

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A straight drip, please.

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I did review it. It's ready.

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You just need to print it out, and I will
sign it when I get in, so have a messenger—

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$2.10, please.

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Ma'am?

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What?

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Oh, um, uh, thanks.

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I'll sue him.
He can't just unilaterally fire me.

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Brad, all he has to do is get
partnership approval and—

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I'll sue them all. Talk about
a wrongful termination!

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The grounds is my refusal to
sign a “Love Contract”?

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Would you sign that?

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–Well, I did.
–What?

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Brad, they're becoming boilerplate
in almost every major company.

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–Which is even more insane.
–Really?

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Insanity would be settling sexual
harassment claims

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to the tune of high
six figures every year.

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–Come on, Shirley—
–Moreover,

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you've backed Paul into a corner.

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That's just bad lawyering.
Maybe we should fire you for that.

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Don't think you're bigger than us, Brad.

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Everybody's expendable, even though
with Jeffrey Coho's departure

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we know full-well we're down to
our last Buzz Lightyear.

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Sign the document,
or clean out your office.

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We knew almost immediately the
crime scene had been staged.

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How so?

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Well, the victim had died from a
blow to the back of the head.

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The suspect maintained it was self-defense.

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A knife conveniently lay at
the floor next to the victim;

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it had her prints on it, and yet
portions of it had been wiped,

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probably the parts that had the
suspect's prints or the defendant's.

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–Objection!
–Overruled.

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I could be wrong, judge,
but when a witness says,

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“Probably,” that's usually a sign
that speculation is implied.

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I know that. You don't have to object to
every little thing that's objectionable.

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I know what to ignore.
–I see.

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And not to be a nuisance, but how
would the jury know to ignore it?

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–Sustained.
–There we go.

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Detective?

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As I was saying, the whole
thing looked staged;

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meticulously so, like he
got help from a lawyer.

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–Objection.
–But we couldn't prove it.

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Then, the brother testified
before the parole board.

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He admitted that they restaged the entire
crime scene to make it look like self-defense.

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He further said that it was
all the defendant's idea.

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And he said that everything the defendant had told us
when we got to the crime scene was a complete lie.

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So, now we got proof.

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Thank you, Detective.

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Your witness.

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Totally beatable, right?

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Sic 'im, Fido!

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–Hello.
–Hello.

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I was wondering whether
you'd like to get lunch.

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–Oh…. no.

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Anything else?

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What—what's the matter?

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Clarence, this is…
not working out.

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–What—what's not working out?
–Us.

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It's great in many ways, but, uh,

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well, when I, um, consider
long-term, it— I just don't see it.

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So I was thinking maybe
we should take a break.

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Oh, uh, okay.

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Can we, um, talk later, because I really
need to get these documents filed.

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Uh, oh— okay.

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Oh, come on.

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Clarence!

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And whose idea was it,
sir, to stage the scene,

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to make it look like your wife attacked you?

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–Well…
–I remind you, sir, you're under oath.

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–It… it was Frankie's.
–Frankie's idea to plant the knife?

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Yeah.

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What do you mean,
“No defense”? Are you kidding me!

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–Frank—
–I'm tellin' you— brotherly love,

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Ben Franklin, the Liberty Bell!
Make it work for ya!

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What are your thoughts, big guy?
–Raquel Welch.

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Look, Frank, I thought maybe we
could poke some holes on the elements,

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but ultimately, we have no defense.

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Go with The Secret.

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I don't think Raquel Welch
is coming to our rescue.

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–Brotherly love, like he said.
–That's not a defense.

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Make it one. Are we not
our brother's keeper?

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Cain and Abel. Read the Bible, man.
–Cain killed Abel.

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Whatever. Cohen brothers—
go with them; they're hot.

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“Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou?”
The jury will suck it up.

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Denny Crane.

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I've got to have your brother describe
for the jury how and why he killed his wife.

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What good would that do?

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You helped a murderer, Frank.

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Before I can get them to forgive you,
I need them to forgive the murderer.

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–Are you sure you're okay?
–Yes.

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No.

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Why?
–I told you.

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It's just— I don't think
it's meant to be.

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You're covering.
I know when you're covering.

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What's going on, Claire?

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I saw you this morning in the
coffee shop with that woman.

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–Oh.
–Oh?

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00:12:16,205 --> 00:12:17,990
Well, that clears it up.

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You picked the wrong girl
to cheat on, Clarence.

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Zero tolerance.

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–It wasn't me.
–It wasn't you?

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–It was Clevant.
–Okay. You know what?

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I really don't care, because
I expect loyalty from the whole team.

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Clarice, Clevant, Oprah—

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if any of them are seeing
other women, I'm out.

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Claire. Claire!

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Please.
–Clarence…

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I can't do it.

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I don't mean to punish you, but—

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I am not strong enough. Okay?

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I can't do it.

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Now you need to leave.

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Please leave.

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I don't see any boxes, so…

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I assume you have a signed document?

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I do, actually.

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This is a notice of appeal, which I'm
entitled to file with the managing partners,

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requesting a full hearing.

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Assemble the ranks, Shirley.

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–Brad, you can't win this.
–I'm either going to win it here or in court later.

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It's cheaper for you if I win it here.

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I'm concerned.
Not all of my ideas work.

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00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:53,959
Well, yours is the only one we've got.
It's brotherly love, full-speed ahead.

238
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,731
Just as long as we're clear—
this is your case.

239
00:13:56,771 --> 00:13:59,756
We lose; I'm still undefeated.

240
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:05,516
–Clarice, where's Clarence?
–Vacation. I'm just fillin' in.

241
00:14:05,551 --> 00:14:07,744
–Where did he go?
–Bora-Bora.

242
00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:10,947
Any aging sex symbols
show up looking for me?

243
00:14:10,982 --> 00:14:12,191
I wouldn't know.

244
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,052
Clarice, may I have a word?

245
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:18,783
–Take two: I'm. Busy.
–In my office, please.

246
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,741
–What's going on?
–I told you.

247
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,804
Clarence took some time.
I'm temping.

248
00:14:26,844 --> 00:14:29,203
Clarice, what's going on with Clarence?

249
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,568
–I don't—
–Don't tell me you don't know; you do.

250
00:14:31,608 --> 00:14:33,255
What's happened?

251
00:14:34,744 --> 00:14:36,555
He got dumped.

252
00:14:36,982 --> 00:14:40,922
–Dumped?
–Yes, dumped. By that bitch.

253
00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:43,183
Claire? Why?

254
00:14:43,218 --> 00:14:46,759
Because she saw Clevant
with another woman.

255
00:14:46,794 --> 00:14:49,566
What was Clevant doing
with another woman?

256
00:14:51,777 --> 00:14:54,281
He was with an escort.

257
00:14:54,703 --> 00:14:57,319
–An escort. Call girl?
–Yes.

258
00:14:58,168 --> 00:15:00,764
Clarence is afraid of intimacy.

259
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:05,581
He thought maybe he could get more
comfortable if Clevant just hung out with—

260
00:15:05,621 --> 00:15:12,646
not for sex— but just maybe simple
affection, some surrogate nonsense.

261
00:15:12,681 --> 00:15:14,494
Stupid.

262
00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:16,203
–Does Claire know this?
–No.

263
00:15:16,243 --> 00:15:17,751
I would like to talk to Clarence, please.

264
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:18,925
No.

265
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,282
–I really—
–Clarence is gone!

266
00:15:21,317 --> 00:15:24,459
Just forget Clarence! He's gone.

267
00:15:35,722 --> 00:15:37,534
An escort?

268
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:42,644
As some sort of surrogate.
They weren't having sex; they were just…

269
00:15:43,588 --> 00:15:45,551
Clarence is trying to work

270
00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:48,986
on his intimacy issues through Clevant.

271
00:15:52,049 --> 00:15:56,669
It's not that I don't forgive him, Alan.
I know what I'm dealing with.

272
00:15:57,211 --> 00:15:58,763
But—?

273
00:15:58,798 --> 00:16:02,522
I just don't think I can deal.

274
00:16:02,557 --> 00:16:07,508
You know, I am not as rock solid as
everybody cracks me up to be, and I think

275
00:16:07,548 --> 00:16:12,469
I need to protect
myself before I— love him.

276
00:16:13,153 --> 00:16:15,848
Claire, you already love him.

277
00:16:17,326 --> 00:16:21,918
At least talk to him.
–Who? Clarence?

278
00:16:21,953 --> 00:16:23,776
He's not even reachable.

279
00:16:23,811 --> 00:16:28,717
I mean, Clarence has left the building,
which is what he does whenever…

280
00:16:29,745 --> 00:16:34,089
Look, I am not going through
Clevant or Clarice or Oprah.

281
00:16:34,124 --> 00:16:38,018
I am not going to be with a man
I can't get in a room with.

282
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:46,679
Look, suppose a person were
gay, in the closet.

283
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,617
Suddenly, under company
policy, it's his duty

284
00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:50,526
to declare his sexual orientation?

285
00:16:50,566 --> 00:16:53,832
–That's it? You're gay?
–Very classy, Paul,

286
00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:55,760
trying to exploit
my homophobia.

287
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,474
But in this country, we have a
fundamental right to privacy

288
00:16:58,514 --> 00:17:01,750
and, as a legal principle, one would
expect it to be observed by a law firm.

289
00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:03,424
I have a right to my private life.

290
00:17:03,464 --> 00:17:05,312
It's not subject to your jurisdiction.

291
00:17:05,352 --> 00:17:07,560
And if you're so afraid of exposure
to harassment claims,

292
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,944
just have the lawyers sign
indemnity agreements,

293
00:17:09,984 --> 00:17:13,855
but the— the idea of a
“Love Contract” is just stupid.

294
00:17:13,890 --> 00:17:17,814
The very idea undermines
our credibility as attorneys.

295
00:17:17,952 --> 00:17:21,265
We're grown-ups, for God's sake!

296
00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:31,178
The right to privacy
loses some of its luster

297
00:17:31,213 --> 00:17:34,983
once we start getting sued
for the private acts of employees.

298
00:17:35,023 --> 00:17:38,945
If we are to be held accountable,
we have to at least

299
00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:41,166
be apprised of what is going on.

300
00:17:41,201 --> 00:17:43,217
Oh, balls; that'll just
incur more exposure.

301
00:17:43,257 --> 00:17:45,730
Better not to have notice.
–May I finish?

302
00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:50,065
What if it is adultery and the
victimized spouse sues us for enabling?

303
00:17:50,105 --> 00:17:51,219
Why create the paper trail?

304
00:17:51,259 --> 00:17:54,023
–May I finish?
–This policy isn't to give you notice;

305
00:17:54,063 --> 00:17:57,427
it's to chill relationships, just
nip them in the romantic bud.

306
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,880
–Let me speak.
–Do you farts have any idea

307
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,245
how hard it is for
someone who is single,

308
00:18:01,285 --> 00:18:03,410
who works 60 hours a week,
to meet someone?

309
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,195
The deck is already
stacked against us

310
00:18:05,235 --> 00:18:07,864
without you piling on
these oppressive contracts!

311
00:18:07,904 --> 00:18:11,031
–Brad!
–I am sick and tired of being lonely!

312
00:18:16,168 --> 00:18:18,170
Aren't you?

313
00:18:20,171 --> 00:18:25,291
What if Denise, instead of signing
this contract, she decided to just sever?

314
00:18:25,326 --> 00:18:28,692
She's worried enough about
making partner as it is.

315
00:18:29,099 --> 00:18:30,815
I am sick of being lonely.

316
00:18:30,835 --> 00:18:34,033
You can all go to hell,
and you don't own me!

317
00:18:35,234 --> 00:18:36,613
And another thing:

318
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,783
there's so much sleeping around
that goes on in this firm,

319
00:18:38,823 --> 00:18:43,509
you'd have to hire a whole army
of lawyers just to draft the contracts!

320
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,980
He seemed upset.

321
00:19:00,616 --> 00:19:04,802
I was in a very difficult marriage.

322
00:19:04,837 --> 00:19:09,503
I was often verbally abused,
extremely subordinated.

323
00:19:09,538 --> 00:19:11,547
I'm sure it speaks to my own character,

324
00:19:11,587 --> 00:19:14,063
as well as that of my late wife's.

325
00:19:14,886 --> 00:19:18,589
And your wife became late after you
hit her on the back of the head

326
00:19:18,629 --> 00:19:22,244
with a rolling pin?
–Yes.

327
00:19:22,279 --> 00:19:25,378
Mr Cox, we've heard what
happened after you hit her.

328
00:19:25,418 --> 00:19:28,283
Could you please tell us what
happened leading up to it?

329
00:19:28,323 --> 00:19:31,290
Well, uh, we were having dinner.

330
00:19:32,232 --> 00:19:37,489
I had finally summoned the strength
to leave her, or so I thought.

331
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:41,111
We were sitting in the kitchen.

332
00:19:41,898 --> 00:19:43,851
What's wrong with you?

333
00:19:44,911 --> 00:19:48,278
–Nothing.
–Why are you so damn quiet?

334
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:51,349
Usually, you blabber on,
albeit about nothing.

335
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:52,859
Bad day at work?

336
00:19:52,894 --> 00:19:56,986
Spill the boss's coffee while you
were fetching it like a dog?

337
00:20:00,962 --> 00:20:06,642
Lynnie, I think we've reached a
point where… where you and I…

338
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,095
need to…

339
00:20:12,882 --> 00:20:15,281
redo the living room.

340
00:20:15,316 --> 00:20:17,655
I just chickened out.

341
00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:20,353
That might have been
the end of it, but—

342
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:23,317
Redo the living room?
What is wrong with you?

343
00:20:23,357 --> 00:20:27,361
Lynnie, I was just thinking:
We've done the kitchen, bathroom.

344
00:20:27,401 --> 00:20:33,278
We had the roof redone last year,
but the house never changes, does it?

345
00:20:33,313 --> 00:20:37,302
It remains m—my little
destination of failure,

346
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,832
where I get to drive
home to every night

347
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,333
to hear about how I'm
not good enough or—

348
00:20:42,373 --> 00:20:43,793
or—or how I don't measure up, or—

349
00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:46,143
You mean you don't hear it at work?

350
00:20:48,105 --> 00:20:51,619
–I hate you.
–That's nice, Neil.

351
00:20:54,502 --> 00:20:59,198
I almost lost the nerve again,
but I refused to.

352
00:21:02,141 --> 00:21:03,909
It's over.

353
00:21:04,479 --> 00:21:08,263
–What's over?
–Us. We're over.

354
00:21:09,072 --> 00:21:10,353
I want out.

355
00:21:10,388 --> 00:21:12,572
Where're you gonna go, Neil?

356
00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:16,560
The only life you have is the one I've
managed to manufacture for you,

357
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,928
and you know it.
–I'm leaving.

358
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:22,656
You really think you're strong
enough to live without me?

359
00:21:22,696 --> 00:21:24,280
Yes.

360
00:21:26,746 --> 00:21:29,526
Then the abuse started to escalate.

361
00:21:29,561 --> 00:21:33,413
I remember getting up,
moving away from the table.

362
00:21:33,829 --> 00:21:37,667
But she wouldn't let up.
She was so…

363
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,974
punishing.

364
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:44,197
Here's what you probably
didn't think through.

365
00:21:44,232 --> 00:21:47,634
Remember how years ago
I was screwing your boss?

366
00:21:47,669 --> 00:21:50,525
Well, it seems I didn't stop.

367
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:53,807
Upside, he and I still have a dialogue.

368
00:21:53,842 --> 00:21:55,866
If I tell him to fire you…

369
00:21:56,835 --> 00:22:00,901
gee, there's something we could have
in common! He can screw both of us!

370
00:22:00,941 --> 00:22:04,043
That's when I just reached
for the rolling pin.

371
00:22:05,677 --> 00:22:10,275
I don't remember actually
deciding to swing it.

372
00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:11,849
“He can screw both of us.”

373
00:22:11,889 --> 00:22:16,697
She turned her head away and
I struck her near the back,

374
00:22:18,134 --> 00:22:20,613
and then she started falling.

375
00:22:23,898 --> 00:22:28,273
The next thing, she was
lying on the floor,

376
00:22:28,308 --> 00:22:30,656
and blood was coming out.

377
00:22:31,847 --> 00:22:36,600
She wasn't moving.
She was…

378
00:22:37,853 --> 00:22:39,787
–Late.

379
00:22:39,822 --> 00:22:43,828
I didn't know what to do,
so I called Frankie.

380
00:22:51,054 --> 00:22:52,572
I have nothing further.

381
00:22:53,077 --> 00:22:54,938
I have nothing, Judge.

382
00:22:55,271 --> 00:23:00,485
All right. This would probably be a
good time for a bowel movement.

383
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,330
Uh, uh, lunch.
I—I mean, lunch.

384
00:23:04,185 --> 00:23:07,256
Uh, uh, two o'clock.
–Could we say 2:30 and make time for both?

385
00:23:07,296 --> 00:23:11,880
Silence! I won't stand for your—your—

386
00:23:11,915 --> 00:23:13,628
Poop?

387
00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:26,660
Don't worry about me;
I testify good.

388
00:23:26,695 --> 00:23:28,341
That's exactly what
I'm worried about.

389
00:23:28,381 --> 00:23:30,966
Frank, you need to check all
the personality at the door

390
00:23:31,006 --> 00:23:34,038
and just be honest up there.
–Honest?

391
00:23:34,073 --> 00:23:35,536
The truth likely puts me in jail!

392
00:23:35,576 --> 00:23:37,665
And lying will guarantee it.

393
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:43,668
If you never have another honest moment in
your entire life, you need to have one now.

394
00:23:43,703 --> 00:23:46,616
Am I right, Denny?
–She's coming; I can feel it.

395
00:23:46,656 --> 00:23:51,052
My love goddess is about to
walk in right about now.

396
00:23:51,087 --> 00:23:53,070
You all need to get to court.

397
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:56,071
Denny, Frankie, I'll meet you
by the elevators.

398
00:23:56,111 --> 00:23:58,398
I need a second with Clarice.

399
00:23:59,089 --> 00:24:01,988
–Is that a guy?
–It ain't Raquel Welch.

400
00:24:03,064 --> 00:24:05,856
I won't bore you with a
lecture on how life is hard.

401
00:24:05,896 --> 00:24:07,787
All I'll say is: love's harder.

402
00:24:07,827 --> 00:24:10,401
The odds are against us, and if
you retreat inside Clarice

403
00:24:10,441 --> 00:24:14,526
or anybody else every time it gets
a little painful, you haven't got a chance.

404
00:24:14,566 --> 00:24:16,184
If you really do love Claire,

405
00:24:16,224 --> 00:24:21,570
Clarence better catch the next Flight out
of Bora-Bora and get his ass back here.

406
00:24:30,899 --> 00:24:32,799
It's official.

407
00:24:33,654 --> 00:24:37,306
I popped.
–Wow. Overnight?

408
00:24:37,341 --> 00:24:40,739
Well, over the last week.
I've been dressing around it.

409
00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:45,267
–Do we need to go to the hospital or…?
–Yeah, in a couple of months.

410
00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:50,664
–Can I touch it?
–Yes, Brad; it's your baby.

411
00:24:57,912 --> 00:25:02,403
Sometimes you can actually feel him salute.
–Wow.

412
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,907
We really need to start
focusing on schools.

413
00:25:06,942 --> 00:25:08,813
Yeah. Um…

414
00:25:11,638 --> 00:25:18,075
I heard you sort of exploded yourself
in front of the managing partners.

415
00:25:18,110 --> 00:25:20,399
Some pretty intense feelings, I'm told.

416
00:25:20,439 --> 00:25:22,163
Well, it's a stupid policy.

417
00:25:22,203 --> 00:25:25,748
A lot of intense feelings about me.

418
00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:28,560
How intense, exactly?

419
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:32,169
Denise, you are such an idiot.

420
00:25:36,872 --> 00:25:38,382
Denise,

421
00:25:39,725 --> 00:25:43,685
…I've been in love with you
for the past three years.
–Oh.

422
00:25:44,728 --> 00:25:46,859
And I think you love me, too.

423
00:25:46,894 --> 00:25:51,975
You don't want to.
You think I'm this silly, right-wing conservative,

424
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,535
and you're horrified that you actually
could love me,

425
00:25:53,575 --> 00:25:55,071
but I think you do.

426
00:25:55,106 --> 00:25:57,447
And you're what?
Getting this from a psychic?

427
00:25:57,487 --> 00:26:00,268
No, from you.
Every time we make love.

428
00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:02,597
You see, when people
just have sex, their eyes

429
00:26:02,637 --> 00:26:05,015
dart around all over the
place like their hands

430
00:26:05,055 --> 00:26:07,533
sometimes they're even close.
But with you,

431
00:26:07,573 --> 00:26:12,138
your eyes are just
laser-locked, right onto mine.

432
00:26:14,664 --> 00:26:18,690
So how much longer are
you going to deny this?

433
00:26:18,725 --> 00:26:22,640
Brad, we're dating.
Really, what more do you want?

434
00:26:22,675 --> 00:26:25,250
–I'd like to get married.
–What?

435
00:26:25,285 --> 00:26:26,884
I want to get married.

436
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,995
–But we—we—
–You don't have to respond.

437
00:26:29,035 --> 00:26:32,665
I just want you to know that
the offer is on the table.

438
00:26:33,924 --> 00:26:36,828
That's a “Love Contract”
I'll actually sign.

439
00:26:40,644 --> 00:26:46,332
It was maybe around seven o'clock.
Uh, my phone rang. It was Neil;

440
00:26:46,367 --> 00:26:52,047
he sounded hysterical, I—I guess. I—I
dunno. I—I couldn't really hear him too good.

441
00:26:52,082 --> 00:26:55,855
I—I was on my cell phone,
and I was in a motel room

442
00:26:55,890 --> 00:26:58,614
with a prostitute. She was licking my toes at the time.
–Frank!

443
00:26:58,654 --> 00:27:00,034
You said be honest.

444
00:27:00,069 --> 00:27:02,438
Uh, she was licking your toes?

445
00:27:02,473 --> 00:27:04,625
I got a few kinks, Judge.
I ain't proud of 'em.

446
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:07,356
–Do they charge extra for that?
–Judge!

447
00:27:07,391 --> 00:27:08,916
What?

448
00:27:09,713 --> 00:27:11,917
After you got the call
from your brother—

449
00:27:11,957 --> 00:27:17,194
I went over to his house,
I went in his kitchen, and… I saw.

450
00:27:18,819 --> 00:27:20,417
Neil,

451
00:27:21,026 --> 00:27:24,460
what happened?
–It's just… I told her I was gonna leave her.

452
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,513
And then she started in on me,

453
00:27:26,553 --> 00:27:30,375
and I just swung it, but
I didn't mean to kill her.

454
00:27:30,410 --> 00:27:33,092
God, Frank, what am I gonna do?

455
00:27:33,502 --> 00:27:37,302
Truth is, I was becoming as undone as he was.

456
00:27:37,337 --> 00:27:39,016
You think you—you're prepared
for these things,

457
00:27:39,056 --> 00:27:40,911
bein' a lawyer, you know what I'm sayin'?

458
00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:43,353
But when it's your very own brother

459
00:27:43,388 --> 00:27:47,390
Neil, Neil— look, now, the police
are gonna figure this out, okay?

460
00:27:47,430 --> 00:27:50,503
It's gonna be pretty clear that you killed her.
–I'm feeling nauseous.

461
00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:53,510
But as clear as it may be that you did it,

462
00:27:53,545 --> 00:27:57,045
proving it is gonna be a whole different thing.

463
00:27:57,399 --> 00:28:00,641
I just kicked into survival mode

464
00:28:01,369 --> 00:28:03,314
Neil's survival.

465
00:28:05,462 --> 00:28:07,965
Forensics, fingerprints— they don't
mean nothing, 'cause you live here.

466
00:28:08,005 --> 00:28:11,015
All the physical evidence can
be explained away with a lie.

467
00:28:11,055 --> 00:28:13,083
I need a big kitchen knife.

468
00:28:13,349 --> 00:28:15,169
What?

469
00:28:15,204 --> 00:28:18,777
A kitchen knife. I need to get her prints on
a kitchen knife, so it looks like she lunged at you.

470
00:28:18,817 --> 00:28:20,534
–Is that legal?
–You killed your wife!

471
00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:22,322
Don't get hung up on the legals!

472
00:28:22,362 --> 00:28:26,652
May—maybe I can say that I came
home and—and found her like this.

473
00:28:27,385 --> 00:28:32,998
Neil, listen to me. They always look
at the husband. You got no alibi.

474
00:28:33,033 --> 00:28:36,583
She's screwin' your boss!
There has never been a bigger suspect!

475
00:28:36,623 --> 00:28:39,212
You've gotta forget
about erasing suspicion.

476
00:28:39,252 --> 00:28:44,453
Our goal here is for you
to get away with murder.

477
00:28:46,607 --> 00:28:51,032
So that's what we did.
We put the knife in her hand, and

478
00:28:51,067 --> 00:28:53,311
made up the story about
her attacking Neil.

479
00:28:53,351 --> 00:28:55,881
Everybody knew she was abusive,
so we thought that would fly.

480
00:28:55,921 --> 00:28:56,986
What else?

481
00:28:57,021 --> 00:28:58,536
And we put her blood
on the edge of the counter,

482
00:28:58,576 --> 00:29:02,851
so it would look like that's where she
hit her head after Neil pushed her, and…

483
00:29:02,891 --> 00:29:04,786
and then I got rid of the rolling pin.

484
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:07,707
You concealed evidence, obstructed justice,

485
00:29:07,742 --> 00:29:12,666
did everything you could to help a
person get away with murder?

486
00:29:12,701 --> 00:29:13,935
Yes.

487
00:29:13,970 --> 00:29:15,911
Mr Cox, you're a lawyer;

488
00:29:15,946 --> 00:29:19,114
an officer of the court.
–And that's my brother…

489
00:29:20,544 --> 00:29:26,381
a brother I spent a lifetime
probably embarrassing.

490
00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:30,240
Neil's a very moral person.

491
00:29:30,275 --> 00:29:32,023
I'm not.

492
00:29:32,776 --> 00:29:36,868
I've been arrested a bunch of times,
been busted with hookers.

493
00:29:39,265 --> 00:29:44,616
But this is the first time I was
ever really in a position to help him.

494
00:29:44,779 --> 00:29:49,673
He, on the other hand, always
supported and helped me.

495
00:29:51,465 --> 00:29:53,183
I love him.

496
00:29:53,218 --> 00:29:55,660
And I would rather go to prison than…

497
00:29:57,436 --> 00:29:58,944
So, yes; I…

498
00:29:59,616 --> 00:30:01,625
tried to help him get away with a murder

499
00:30:01,665 --> 00:30:05,320
that I know, in his heart, he
did not mean to commit.

500
00:30:17,088 --> 00:30:19,751
The defendant admits to concealing evidence.

501
00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:23,413
He admits to obstructing justice.
You listened to him yourself.

502
00:30:23,453 --> 00:30:25,593
Fact-finding isn't in play.

503
00:30:25,628 --> 00:30:30,194
The only thing you have
to do is uphold the law.

504
00:30:30,841 --> 00:30:33,477
Now, clearly, defense
doesn't want you to do that.

505
00:30:33,517 --> 00:30:35,935
In fact, if they stand here and say,

506
00:30:35,970 --> 00:30:39,235
“Hey, we admit that
he disregarded the law,”

507
00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:42,872
they are preying on your
willingness to do the same.

508
00:30:43,625 --> 00:30:45,792
When this trial began,

509
00:30:46,130 --> 00:30:48,529
you took an oath not to do that.

510
00:30:50,870 --> 00:30:52,925
An oath.

511
00:30:56,219 --> 00:30:58,915
I think oaths are overrated.

512
00:30:59,346 --> 00:31:04,960
An oath in this context is a sworn
commitment to a set of absolute,

513
00:31:04,995 --> 00:31:08,231
fixed ideas within
rigidly narrow parameters.

514
00:31:08,266 --> 00:31:13,328
The letter of the law is often framed
in absolutes. It's stated in black and white,

515
00:31:13,368 --> 00:31:16,792
but very often served
in shades of gray.

516
00:31:16,827 --> 00:31:19,772
Stop playing the race card
in my courtroom!

517
00:31:19,807 --> 00:31:23,798
Let's not forget, nobody
got away with murder here.

518
00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:26,804
The brother is in prison;
he was convicted and put away.

519
00:31:26,844 --> 00:31:31,475
But that's not enough, I guess.
The police want to go after Frank. And for what?

520
00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:33,033
He didn't hurt anybody.

521
00:31:33,046 --> 00:31:38,153
All he did was try and help a loved
one in desperate need.

522
00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:42,868
I bet we've all asked ourselves,
uh, uh, the question at some point in our lives:

523
00:31:42,908 --> 00:31:49,457
“Would I help my brother, or my father,
a friend, try to get away with a crime?

524
00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:51,226
A murder, even?”

525
00:31:51,261 --> 00:31:53,755
Have you ever wondered?

526
00:31:54,393 --> 00:31:56,219
Have you?

527
00:31:56,254 --> 00:32:01,340
I doubt the answer comes quickly,
without a bit of a struggle.

528
00:32:01,604 --> 00:32:04,803
Frank Cox was faced with that question.

529
00:32:04,838 --> 00:32:07,166
He came down on the side of brotherly love.

530
00:32:07,206 --> 00:32:12,943
Did that make him smart?
Maybe not. But human…

531
00:32:12,978 --> 00:32:18,707
In our weakest moments and
perhaps our noblest, we're human.

532
00:32:19,907 --> 00:32:22,679
The law is meant to be human as well.

533
00:32:22,714 --> 00:32:27,166
That's why we temper all those
written, black-and-white absolutes

534
00:32:27,201 --> 00:32:31,161
with jurors, to humanize
our judicial system,

535
00:32:31,196 --> 00:32:37,418
to render the system fair,
compassionate, imperfect.

536
00:32:37,754 --> 00:32:41,942
Frankie Cox loves his brother very much.

537
00:32:42,391 --> 00:32:47,766
That night, when he discovered him
most desperately in need of his help…

538
00:32:48,105 --> 00:32:50,266
he gave it to him…

539
00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:53,633
as a loving brother would.

540
00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:27,312
I'm sorry.

541
00:33:27,516 --> 00:33:29,513
I got, uh…

542
00:33:31,312 --> 00:33:37,311
I—I have certain fears I'm
trying to work on, and uh—

543
00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:39,992
If I am going to be with a man,

544
00:33:40,027 --> 00:33:46,103
he needs to work on his
fears with me, not with call girls.

545
00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:49,144
Claire, I'm…

546
00:33:50,233 --> 00:33:55,511
I'm working hard to
become a better man

547
00:33:56,139 --> 00:33:59,055
to the extent that you don't
see the work in progress.

548
00:33:59,095 --> 00:34:00,586
Clarence,

549
00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:05,023
even in the wig, you are
the best man I have ever known.

550
00:34:12,929 --> 00:34:17,487
The point of a relationship
is to see each other,

551
00:34:17,522 --> 00:34:21,522
know each other— the warts,
the work in progress.

552
00:34:21,557 --> 00:34:25,271
For you to be who you are,
what you are, all you are,

553
00:34:25,306 --> 00:34:28,653
trusting that none of it will be rejected.
–Huh—

554
00:34:32,511 --> 00:34:34,370
What?

555
00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:43,269
I've… uh… I've just never been
able to trust like that before.

556
00:34:46,863 --> 00:34:49,356
Please start.

557
00:34:49,846 --> 00:34:51,755
Start with me.

558
00:35:03,180 --> 00:35:05,095
They've kind of been out forever,
haven't they?

559
00:35:05,135 --> 00:35:07,928
They've been deliberating
for less than an hour.

560
00:35:07,968 --> 00:35:11,378
Well, in my trials, the jury's
back half an hour— always.

561
00:35:11,418 --> 00:35:13,068
Of course, I always lose.

562
00:35:13,081 --> 00:35:14,164
Verdict?

563
00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:17,697
Uh, no. But someone's out
here looking for Mr Crane?

564
00:35:17,884 --> 00:35:19,675
A celebrity?

565
00:35:19,710 --> 00:35:22,539
–Well, yeah. How did you know?
–Icon? Sexual predator?

566
00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:25,840
–Actually, yeah.
–Show her in, man. –Okay.

567
00:35:27,642 --> 00:35:29,558
The Secret!

568
00:35:31,151 --> 00:35:35,614
I heard you were here!
Remember me? Phyllis Diller!

569
00:35:35,649 --> 00:35:38,680
We had a moment during World War II.

570
00:35:39,785 --> 00:35:44,164
The man's an animal—
an animal, like a dog!

571
00:35:47,132 --> 00:35:50,368
I can see The Secret has a
few kinks to iron out.

572
00:35:50,403 --> 00:35:52,946
Sorry. Now we do have a verdict.

573
00:36:03,687 --> 00:36:06,418
The defendant will please rise.

574
00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:11,004
All right.
What say you?

575
00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:18,472
Oh, uh, uh, what say you?

576
00:36:18,507 --> 00:36:21,094
“In the matter of the
Commonwealth vs Frank Cox,

577
00:36:21,134 --> 00:36:22,901
on the charge of obstruction of justice,

578
00:36:22,941 --> 00:36:25,119
and count two, concealing evidence—”

579
00:36:25,159 --> 00:36:28,030
Members of the jury,
this concludes your service.

580
00:36:28,070 --> 00:36:29,702
–Judge!
–What?

581
00:36:29,737 --> 00:36:32,036
I believe there's more.

582
00:36:32,996 --> 00:36:35,722
Oh, dear. Is—is there, uh, more?

583
00:36:36,463 --> 00:36:40,340
We, the jury, find the
defendant, Frank Cox,

584
00:36:41,339 --> 00:36:43,168
not guilty.

585
00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:44,674
What?

586
00:36:44,709 --> 00:36:47,270
Didn't I tell ya?
–You testify good.

587
00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:50,003
Members of the jury,
this concludes your service.

588
00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:51,747
It's concluded.

589
00:36:51,782 --> 00:36:54,074
It's adjourned.

590
00:36:55,524 --> 00:36:57,438
Listen, Mr Shore, seriously…

591
00:36:58,028 --> 00:37:01,490
I—I—I don't often speak
from the heart, since, you know—

592
00:37:01,530 --> 00:37:05,678
–You've been unable to locate it.
–Good one. I gotta remember that.

593
00:37:05,718 --> 00:37:10,786
Anyway, I'll never forget this.
–Neither will I, Frank.

594
00:37:10,821 --> 00:37:12,255
You don't have to—

595
00:37:12,290 --> 00:37:14,044
hug me.

596
00:37:21,132 --> 00:37:22,629
Brad,

597
00:37:23,272 --> 00:37:26,267
your passion carried the day.
The partners ruled in your favor.

598
00:37:26,307 --> 00:37:28,796
We're ditching the
“Love Contract” policy.

599
00:37:28,836 --> 00:37:30,914
–Oh, good.
–Congratulations!

600
00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:33,117
Thanks. Shirley,

601
00:37:33,152 --> 00:37:36,131
would you have really fired me?

602
00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:38,361
Between you and me?

603
00:37:38,711 --> 00:37:40,371
Yes.

604
00:37:42,998 --> 00:37:45,775
Passion carried the day.
No more “Love Contracts.”

605
00:37:45,815 --> 00:37:47,900
Oh, well, then you're two-for-two.

606
00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:51,891
–What do you mean?
–The answer is, “Yes.”

607
00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:57,122
I am not going to give birth to a
litter of young Republicans,

608
00:37:57,162 --> 00:38:01,180
but I don't suppose there's any harm in having
one who's in charge of Homeland Security.

609
00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:07,128
One who I'm horrified to
admit I… love.

610
00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:11,072
–World War II?
–Yeah, I was in a bunker; she jumped me…

611
00:38:11,112 --> 00:38:13,519
from behind.
–Laws of Attraction, I guess.

612
00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:15,564
I'm gonna sue those people.

613
00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:21,591
I believe I spoke last.
Are you gonna say anything at all?

614
00:38:22,644 --> 00:38:24,088
Oh. Yes. Uh,

615
00:38:24,123 --> 00:38:28,897
only that I promise
you will never regret this.

616
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:33,486
I will wake up every morning and
dedicate myself to making you happy.

617
00:38:33,815 --> 00:38:36,025
I believe you.

618
00:38:36,450 --> 00:38:40,762
–May I kiss the bride?
–You may.

619
00:38:59,321 --> 00:39:03,413
If I ever killed somebody,
would you help me get away with it?

620
00:39:03,757 --> 00:39:07,473
I might.
Who you got in mind?

621
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,009
Nobody, really.

622
00:39:14,031 --> 00:39:18,692
Oh, love can cause such a
variety of insanities.

623
00:39:19,116 --> 00:39:22,879
It can impel a man to risk his freedom
for the sake of his brother.

624
00:39:22,919 --> 00:39:26,980
It can drive one to commit murder.

625
00:39:27,638 --> 00:39:32,081
And, I suppose, of course, in the
absolute of height of madness, it can—

626
00:39:32,121 --> 00:39:35,357
Get you frisky in a foxhole
with Phyllis Diller.

627
00:39:42,006 --> 00:39:45,177
I worry about Clarence being in love,

628
00:39:45,212 --> 00:39:47,970
the pain that goes along with it.

629
00:39:50,194 --> 00:39:53,906
When were you last in love, really?

630
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:02,080
Ohhh. Don't you long for it?

631
00:40:03,013 --> 00:40:05,022
I do,

632
00:40:06,244 --> 00:40:09,106
but I also fear it.

633
00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:12,630
The idea of part of me

634
00:40:13,552 --> 00:40:17,310
being controlled by somebody else.

635
00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:22,808
Oh, that's the joy, the surrender.

636
00:40:24,008 --> 00:40:28,655
–Have you ever cried with a woman, Denny?
–Oh, many, many…

637
00:40:29,937 --> 00:40:31,361
No. You?

638
00:40:32,169 --> 00:40:35,219
Never.

639
00:40:35,523 --> 00:40:38,955
Some men do that, you know.
–Oh, I know. They're just weak men.

640
00:40:38,995 --> 00:40:40,773
Not like us.

641
00:40:40,808 --> 00:40:42,825
We're, ah—
–Strong.

642
00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:45,774
That's what makes us who we are.

643
00:40:45,809 --> 00:40:48,734
–Kings.
–Masters of our domain.

644
00:40:51,024 --> 00:40:52,790
Alone.

645
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:59,637
You're never alone on my balcony.

646
00:40:59,672 --> 00:41:01,901
I know that, Denny.

647
00:41:04,398 --> 00:41:07,591
Sleep-over tonight?
–Oh, damn it!

648
00:41:07,626 --> 00:41:09,489
–Just asking.
–And you wonder why

649
00:41:09,529 --> 00:41:11,656
I resist these tender moments!

650
00:41:11,691 --> 00:41:14,070
–Just forget it.
–Oh, fine; now I'm the bad guy.

651
00:41:14,110 --> 00:41:15,615
I said forget it. Can you do that?

652
00:41:15,655 --> 00:41:19,217
We could have just ended it on
“You're not alone on my balcony,” but, no.

653
00:41:19,257 --> 00:41:22,985
You always have to push it.

654
00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:24,781
Shut up.



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