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Shirley.
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I'm very sorry, but you
won't be making partner.
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Jerry Espenson has been suffering
needlessly his entire life.
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Now he has chance
to find a measure of peace.
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That's justice, Shirley.
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To friendship, my colleague.
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Right on my balcony?
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I don't want you on my balcony—
on—on any balcony…
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alone with that man.
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Okay.
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磊阜力累 –NSC 磊阜评
(http://club.nate.com/tsm)
QA: ΤΖΩΤΖΙΟΥ
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Good morning.
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Hello!
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Family good?
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How about those Sox?
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Knock knock.
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Jerry.
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Always a surprise.
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Shirley.
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First, I bear no ill will towards you
for totally screwing me out of partner.
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Thank you.
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And, uh, no hard feelings here
for you trying to slit my throat.
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I'm very embarrassed over that.
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Don't beat yourself up.
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What, what's on your mind, Jerry?
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I want my job back.
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I've built myself a nice little practice.
Here's a list of clients.
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Many are blue-chip.
–Uh…
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having succeeded
in building your own firm,
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why would you want to come back?
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I miss the camaraderie.
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Jerry, you never spoke to anyone.
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I've improved in that department.
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What, what is it really, Jerry?
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Well…
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last week, I had a case
against Clarence Bell actually,
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a lovely man who works here.
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I was rather ugly
in the trial, cutthroat.
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I've become more and more aware
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that's what you must be sometimes
in order to win cases,
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which I can accept.
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But you have to be that way far too often
in order to compete in the marketplace,
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whether it's poaching clients
or beating up vendors.
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It's a very cruel world out there.
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I hadn't noticed.
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I don't want to be that way.
It's not who I am.
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I'll tell you what,
I will think about this.
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Any request this outrageous
deserves attention.
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But I do have a rule of thumb
when I hire people.
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I need to be convinced
they could be happy here.
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Oh, I could be.
Shirley, I assure you,
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just the thought of getting to come back
here again puts a song in my heart.
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I actually walk about
singing it in my head.
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You, you sing a song in your head?
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Yes.
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Could you hum a few bars?
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Very good.
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No, really. I would like
to hear the song.
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Well…
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okay.
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Boston Legal
3×22 Guantanamo By the Bay
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力烙胶 胶菩捞歹
(举繁 碱绢 娴)
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临府 焊愧
(靛聪令 官快绢 娴)
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付农 骇府
(宏贰靛 眉捞胶 娴)
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福匙 坷滚炼蠢客
(弃 福困胶畔 娴)
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能胶畔胶 咙赣
(努饭绢 缴令 娴)
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霸府 矩家聪 廓府决胶
(努扼坊胶 骇 娴)
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牡叼胶 滚罢
(既府 酱固飘 娴)
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廓府决 箕飘呈
(单聪 农饭牢 娴)
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雕抛捞记
辫枚闭(kim1047@nate.com)
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教农祈笼
辣急康(seedyun@nate.com)
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茄臂锅开
辫抄林(nanjidoo@nate.com)
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ORIGINAL AIR DATE ON ABC: 2007/05/08
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On what grounds were
you arrested, Mr Kallah?
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I was suspected of having ties
to Al Qaeda, which is ridiculous.
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I'm assuming you're not
an American citizen.
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–I'm British.
–Commie.
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My sister is an American citizen
through marriage.
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I'm applying for citizenship.
–Are you on a no-fly list?
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I have been.
Went to rehab.
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They love me now.
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Why were you in Afghanistan
in the first place?
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I was there on a humanitarian effort,
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bringing food, medical supplies
to some impoverished villagers.
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I was arrested by
US intelligence officers.
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And sent to Guantanamo.
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For two years.
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Who won the Super bowl?
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It'll be on the test.
I'm just trying to help, son.
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Mr Kallah, you're
a Harvard-educated man,
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presumably well-informed.
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If you've so much as bothered
to read the newspapers
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—which not everybody does,
I grant you,
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it can interfere with leadership skills—
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you know suing for abuse at
Guantanamo is next to impossible.
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Which is why I've come to you.
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Commie.
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I was tortured by agents
of the United States.
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I should get to sue the United States.
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I don't know what tribe
you're from, sport,
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but this is America.
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Human rights are so yesterday here.
Get with the program.
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What?
–Mr. Kallah, you can thank Denny Crane.
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He's just persuaded me
to take your case.
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Have you lost your mind?
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More times than I care
to mention, judge.
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And it seems like each time
with a different woman.
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Are you free for lunch?
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Mr Shore, it would not be wise
to make sexual advances;
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I tend to accept them.
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Can we turn to the case?
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I've completely forgotten
what it's about.
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Your honor, perhaps you could
refresh me over lunch.
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It's about you suing the government
for Guantanamo abuses,
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bringing it in state court, no less,
instead of federal where it belongs.
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And the courts have ruled
it doesn't even belong there.
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It's barred on jurisdictional grounds.
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My father used to say to me,
“never accept no for an answer.”
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Of course he'd spank me
if I didn't accept it from him.
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Do you spank, your honor?
–I jail.
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30 seconds as to why I should
entertain this lawsuit.
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Okay.
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I realize the jurisdictional barriers
are prohibitive, but, your honor,
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we don't let little things like the law
stand in our way in this great country.
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The law, for example, recognizes
the Geneva convention,
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but we say the hell with it.
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The law has very strict regulations
on domestic wiretapping,
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we say the hell with it.
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The law says if you shoot somebody
with a shotgun mistaking him for a quail,
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you really should call the police.
–Mr Shore…
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We're cowboys, judge.
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We do what we want,
whether it's starting wars,
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changing daylight savings time.
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We like to play it fast
and loose in this country,
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making it up as we go along.
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You're not helping yourself.
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Your honor, there's a rumor
about you. Several actually.
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But the rumor I speak of
is that you give a damn.
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That's why I'm here.
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If I'm wrong, no hard feelings.
I'm still free for lunch.
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I will listen to your client
just to determine
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if I'll even accept this case on
jurisdictional grounds.
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–You're not serious.
–2 o'clock. Adjourned.
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Don't you be taking
your pants off for her.
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–You read my mind.
–I'm serious, Alan.
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She's famous for telling lawyers
to drop “trou” in her chambers.
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And more times than not,
they do it.
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I'll only be dropping trou for you.
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You are so sweet.
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Are you becoming a romantic, Alan?
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Well, now that you mention it…
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My God.
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Did you know yellow roses
were my favorite?
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I asked around.
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Six.
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You know, I just lost six yellow roses.
This is perfect.
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I had a dozen in my office.
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And six mysteriously disappeared.
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And wow.
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This is fate, I guess.
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You're the best.
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She's not good for you, Alan.
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–Why not?
–She just isn't.
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A woman knows these things.
Trust me.
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–Denny, you're not a woman.
–Whatever!
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I don't like her.
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–You're jealous.
–Not jealous.
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–Denny…
–It isn't that.
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But it's where you'll be going now
for all of your sleepovers.
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Not all. I promise.
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Don't like you representing
a commie terrorist.
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He's not a terrorist.
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Can't you just once be
for this country?
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I am for this country.
I love this country.
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And can't you just once
love George Bush?
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Well, that presents a slightly…
bigger challenge.
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But I'll tell you what,
invite him to go fishing with us.
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–The president?
–Why not?
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I doubt he knows how to fish.
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Denny, he's leader
of the free world.
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Surely he must be capable
of outsmarting a salmon.
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No?
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I don't want you sleeping
with that woman.
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And I don't want you
attacking my country.
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Stop looking at me.
–Denny…
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I know you're looking at me.
I asked you to stop.
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–Fine.
–Fine.
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Okay, I've thought about it
and I still have a few questions.
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First…
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really, Jerry?
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Really.
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The best times of my life
were here.
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Which part exactly,
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being ostracized,
turned down for partner,
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the arrest for attempted murder?
I realize it was all good.
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Most office places,
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everybody's mired in their computers
or blackberries,
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on their cell phones
even in the bathrooms.
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Most exchanges take place
by e-mail, text message or I.M.
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It's become such an impersonal universe.
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Here…
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everyone is so in each other's faces.
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I realize now,
it's quite magical.
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Personally, I could do
with a little less magic.
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How joyous that you people
actually know one another.
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Could it be any more human?
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No matter where you look,
one's got mad cow,
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you've got the funny one
who salutes and does push-ups,
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there's the transvestite
and the girl who loves him,
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a dwarf who comes and goes,
and how to begin to explain Alan…
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Certainly you can make room
for one lawyer
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who keeps his hands on
his thighs and purrs.
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And then there's you,
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who's actually considering
rehiring a man who…
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held a serrated cake knife
to your throat.
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Such compassion for forgiveness.
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That makes you the most
human of them all.
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Okay.
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First, that was very good.
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Second, it was actually moving.
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Let me see if I can
run this up the flagpole—
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It is not a yes yet, Jerry.
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But maybe I can cause some of
the others here to also lose their mind.
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Thank you, Shirl!
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–It's Shirley. You can go now.
–Yeah.
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My hopes are so high,
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I have to do a higher hop
just to see them.
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I know the feeling.
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I'm sorry, I have no comment.
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Denny, do you have any comment?
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I have nothing against
Guantanamo by the bay.
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I happen to like resorts.
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And as for suing the country,
well, I think it's wrong,
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but the client paid the money.
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But let me say this,
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in no other country can you challenge
a government like you can in the US of A.
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And that's what freedom's all about,
the right to express unpopular opinions.
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Except if you have Arab blood,
then it's straight to Cuba you go.
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We're in a war here, guys. Come on.
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Denny Crane.
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Did anybody tell you
why you were being arrested?
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No.
243
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I was grabbed, taken to a cell.
244
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A day later, I was interrogated.
245
00:12:39,015 --> 00:12:41,069
I was able to deduce
from the questions
246
00:12:41,109 --> 00:12:44,178
that I was believed to have connections
to either Al Qaeda or the Taliban.
247
00:12:44,218 --> 00:12:47,295
What evidence did they present
to support this suspicion?
248
00:12:47,335 --> 00:12:51,015
I have never, ever been presented
with any evidence.
249
00:12:51,015 --> 00:12:53,579
Two years later, after being
abused and tortured,
250
00:12:53,619 --> 00:12:55,303
I was released.
251
00:12:55,303 --> 00:12:57,125
There again,
no reason was ever given.
252
00:12:57,165 --> 00:12:58,210
Did you have a lawyer?
253
00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,626
We were not allowed to have lawyers.
254
00:13:00,884 --> 00:13:04,062
You told them that you had been living
in the United States on a visa
255
00:13:04,102 --> 00:13:07,011
while attending Harvard university?
256
00:13:07,011 --> 00:13:09,005
They were not impressed.
257
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:13,402
Mr Kallah, you've stated
that you were tortured.
258
00:13:15,018 --> 00:13:17,659
Can you give us an example?
259
00:13:18,771 --> 00:13:21,221
I was beaten…
260
00:13:21,449 --> 00:13:24,139
repeatedly deprived of sleep…
261
00:13:24,139 --> 00:13:30,458
I was forced to wear a hood
over my head, sometimes for days…
262
00:13:30,746 --> 00:13:33,077
I was sexually humiliated…
263
00:13:33,077 --> 00:13:35,084
How so?
264
00:13:35,578 --> 00:13:38,329
I'd rather not go into it.
265
00:13:39,696 --> 00:13:41,888
And what else?
266
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:44,369
I was forced to lie
in a fetal position
267
00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:48,209
with my eyes and
my mouth duct taped.
268
00:13:48,209 --> 00:13:50,532
The worst part…
269
00:13:51,359 --> 00:13:53,920
was that we felt it was forever.
270
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:58,316
We were never gonna be released.
We were never gonna get a trial.
271
00:13:58,316 --> 00:14:01,574
One man, Ali.
272
00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:04,132
A friend.
273
00:14:04,132 --> 00:14:06,694
He was arrested with me.
274
00:14:08,435 --> 00:14:11,069
What happened to your friend, sir?
275
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:14,638
Finally, he couldn't take it.
276
00:14:17,213 --> 00:14:19,317
He hung himself.
277
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,976
He committed suicide?
278
00:14:20,976 --> 00:14:24,909
The Pentagon called it,
“manipulative, self-injurious behavior,
279
00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:30,308
”an act of asymmetric warfare
engaged against the United States.”
280
00:14:30,308 --> 00:14:33,475
Was your friend a terrorist?
281
00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:36,616
No. He was a doctor.
282
00:14:40,364 --> 00:14:42,309
He tried to kill you.
283
00:14:42,309 --> 00:14:43,535
Not really.
284
00:14:43,535 --> 00:14:46,721
And let's face it,
we did sort of screw him.
285
00:14:46,721 --> 00:14:49,542
No, we denied him partnership,
which is our right.
286
00:14:49,582 --> 00:14:52,149
He pulled a knife.
Not his right.
287
00:14:52,149 --> 00:14:53,464
Look, I know it's nuts,
288
00:14:53,504 --> 00:14:58,225
but there were mitigating circumstances,
his Asperger's being one.
289
00:14:58,225 --> 00:15:00,039
He's become a pretty good litigator,
290
00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:02,694
and we're about to lose Denise
to maternity any day now.
291
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:05,260
We could use the help.
292
00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:07,716
Let's just do it on a trial basis.
293
00:15:07,716 --> 00:15:12,956
If for no other reason than
to assuage my conscience.
294
00:15:17,131 --> 00:15:21,119
The charitable organization that you
worked for was based out of Pakistan?
295
00:15:21,159 --> 00:15:25,515
–Yes. –You're aware that the organization
has been linked to Al Qaeda?
296
00:15:25,555 --> 00:15:27,993
When you're trying to do aid work
in a Taliban-controlled area,
297
00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,687
deals have to be made.
–I said Al Qaeda.
298
00:15:29,727 --> 00:15:33,790
The Taliban and Al Qaeda saw humanitarian
efforts as part of the US offensive.
299
00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:35,422
We saw hungry kids.
300
00:15:35,422 --> 00:15:38,004
We did what was necessary
to feed them.
301
00:15:39,091 --> 00:15:42,522
So would you describe yourself as being
cooperative with the officials that detained you,
302
00:15:42,562 --> 00:15:44,271
or hostile?
303
00:15:44,271 --> 00:15:46,812
I protested my innocence.
If you call that uncooperative—
304
00:15:46,852 --> 00:15:47,713
Thank you.
305
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,443
And, sir, you were initially detained
by Afghani tribesmen, were you not?
306
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,634
They turned you over to US authorities,
alleging that you were Al Qaeda.
307
00:15:53,674 --> 00:15:56,881
Afghani tribesmen were offered
cash rewards to turn people in.
308
00:15:56,921 --> 00:15:59,847
The CIA had posters
promising millions of dollars.
309
00:15:59,887 --> 00:16:02,211
Afghani tribesmen were
surrendering their own mothers.
310
00:16:02,251 --> 00:16:03,632
Well, can you present any evidence
311
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,223
that would prove that you
were not connected to Al Qaeda?
312
00:16:06,263 --> 00:16:07,909
Can I prove a negative?
313
00:16:07,909 --> 00:16:10,275
Are we being asked
to do that now?
314
00:16:24,289 --> 00:16:26,611
You're making a big mistake.
315
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,329
Tell me.
316
00:16:32,346 --> 00:16:34,323
Nobody cares.
317
00:16:34,323 --> 00:16:38,378
Guan-tanamo, Schwan-tanamo.
This is America.
318
00:16:38,378 --> 00:16:40,343
We don't care.
319
00:16:41,148 --> 00:16:42,727
Why is that, Denny?
320
00:16:42,727 --> 00:16:44,747
The United States is torturing people,
321
00:16:44,787 --> 00:16:47,495
denying them any semblance
of due process.
322
00:16:47,535 --> 00:16:51,416
How did we suddenly become a people
who don't care?
323
00:16:51,987 --> 00:16:53,976
9/11.
324
00:16:54,176 --> 00:16:57,977
9/11 just gives us carte blanche
to abolish human rights?
325
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,938
How can that be so?
326
00:16:59,938 --> 00:17:02,258
First, it's so because God said so.
327
00:17:02,258 --> 00:17:04,133
He told Bush.
328
00:17:04,421 --> 00:17:08,224
And second, we don't care 'cause it's
happening in some third world country.
329
00:17:08,264 --> 00:17:09,926
We can't relate.
330
00:17:09,926 --> 00:17:11,913
It's happening in Cuba,
331
00:17:11,913 --> 00:17:14,303
a few hundred miles
off the coast of Florida.
332
00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:15,602
You remember Florida, Denny?
333
00:17:15,642 --> 00:17:17,693
God told them to punch the wrong chad.
334
00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:20,709
Alan, today it's “help the Cubans.”
335
00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:25,334
Tomorrow it's “let's go to Darfur
and help the Darfurians.”
336
00:17:25,334 --> 00:17:26,769
We can't be there for everybody.
337
00:17:26,809 --> 00:17:30,177
That can't make sense,
even to you.
338
00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:32,880
You want to make sense of it all?
339
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,433
Here it is.
340
00:17:36,636 --> 00:17:41,717
We don't care about human rights.
That's the old America.
341
00:17:41,717 --> 00:17:45,200
Now we just don't want
to get blown up.
342
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,961
Simple as that.
343
00:17:46,961 --> 00:17:50,027
Eh, torture a few Cubans
along the way, big deal.
344
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:53,538
They're not Americans.
It's not happening here. So…
345
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:55,079
we don't care.
346
00:17:55,079 --> 00:17:57,534
And the judge won't either.
347
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,495
Oh, she's sexy.
I'll give you that.
348
00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:00,972
And nasty, too, I'll bet.
349
00:18:01,012 --> 00:18:02,920
Think she's nasty?
350
00:18:04,129 --> 00:18:06,114
She's nasty.
351
00:18:17,027 --> 00:18:19,111
You asked to see me.
352
00:18:19,111 --> 00:18:20,479
Yes.
353
00:18:23,193 --> 00:18:24,810
Take your pants off.
354
00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:28,085
–I beg your pardon?
–You heard me.
355
00:18:30,030 --> 00:18:35,745
Counselor, do you want me to consider
jurisdiction here or not?
356
00:18:36,012 --> 00:18:42,173
Do you mean to say you'll dismiss my case
if I don't drop my trousers?
357
00:18:42,173 --> 00:18:43,602
No.
358
00:18:44,505 --> 00:18:48,313
But most of the lawyers
are happy to do it, by the way.
359
00:18:48,313 --> 00:18:51,718
I called you in to tell you I'm allowing
the government to put on a witness,
360
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:54,200
an army colonel.
–To say what?
361
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,064
The other side.
362
00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:57,839
He'll be taking the stand.
363
00:18:57,879 --> 00:19:01,207
You officially have notice.
That's all.
364
00:19:02,515 --> 00:19:06,097
Do most lawyers really
take their pants off for you?
365
00:19:06,097 --> 00:19:08,365
Why not? It's exciting.
366
00:19:08,365 --> 00:19:10,114
For them?
367
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:13,448
Yes, actually.
368
00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:15,304
The thought of me looking at them,
369
00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:19,524
perhaps getting aroused,
it titillates them.
370
00:19:19,524 --> 00:19:23,665
Imagine for a moment
me looking at you, Mr Shore,
371
00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:25,880
privately getting aroused.
372
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,889
Perhaps I even give myself
away with a look.
373
00:19:29,889 --> 00:19:31,916
Does it not excite you?
374
00:19:31,916 --> 00:19:37,503
Are you not getting a little thrill
just thinking about it right now?
375
00:19:37,838 --> 00:19:40,149
Not so little.
376
00:19:40,773 --> 00:19:44,468
4 p.m. Be on time.
377
00:19:57,605 --> 00:19:59,876
She asked you to drop your pants?
378
00:19:59,876 --> 00:20:01,935
She likes to play mind games.
379
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:04,648
I think it's a way for her
to gain dominion over lawyers.
380
00:20:04,688 --> 00:20:06,038
–She wants me.
–Really?
381
00:20:06,078 --> 00:20:07,804
Oh, yeah. She's going
through you to get to me.
382
00:20:07,844 --> 00:20:10,035
Alan, oh, she's a chess player.
383
00:20:10,035 --> 00:20:12,594
It so obvious,
I'm three moves ahead of her.
384
00:20:12,634 --> 00:20:14,370
I want her, I'll say that.
385
00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:16,405
She's so nasty.
–I want her.
386
00:20:16,405 --> 00:20:17,607
You're already in a relationship.
387
00:20:17,647 --> 00:20:20,286
It's not fair.
I'm very attracted to older women.
388
00:20:20,326 --> 00:20:23,277
And this woman is particularly…
389
00:20:23,277 --> 00:20:24,800
uh, she's there for me.
390
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,582
All I have to do is go to her
and I can have her, and I can't.
391
00:20:27,622 --> 00:20:30,266
That's why monogamy,
if it's not against mankind,
392
00:20:30,306 --> 00:20:32,410
is certainly against man.
393
00:20:32,410 --> 00:20:34,449
You've already got a judge.
Let me take this one.
394
00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:36,552
No, I don't want you
compromising my case.
395
00:20:36,592 --> 00:20:37,395
Me?
396
00:20:37,395 --> 00:20:39,338
Velvet glove, man.
–Stay away from her, Denny.
397
00:20:39,378 --> 00:20:41,723
And you're in a relationship, too,
by the way, with Bethany.
398
00:20:41,763 --> 00:20:43,311
Well, it's on again, off again.
399
00:20:43,351 --> 00:20:44,991
Today I'll make it off again,
no problem.
400
00:20:45,031 --> 00:20:47,143
Stay away from judge Folger.
401
00:20:49,272 --> 00:20:52,528
Good news is,
Paul Lewiston signed off.
402
00:20:52,528 --> 00:20:54,620
Potentially bad news…
403
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,167
Denny.
404
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,670
Denny?
Denny likes me.
405
00:20:58,670 --> 00:21:01,184
He sometimes pats me on the head
like I'm a labra-doodle.
406
00:21:01,224 --> 00:21:03,615
Denny has some issues, Jerry.
407
00:21:03,615 --> 00:21:08,339
It seems you've become close
with his special friend.
408
00:21:08,339 --> 00:21:09,394
Alan?
409
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,756
Denny doesn't like
to share what's his.
410
00:21:11,796 --> 00:21:14,782
He doesn't even like
to share what's not his.
411
00:21:14,782 --> 00:21:17,167
He sees you as a threat.
412
00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:18,956
–That's ridiculous.
–Bottom line is,
413
00:21:18,996 --> 00:21:21,760
I can't push this through
without Denny's okay.
414
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,728
You and he need to have a sit-down.
415
00:21:24,728 --> 00:21:28,644
You need to convince him that…
416
00:21:28,644 --> 00:21:31,712
you're not out to steal his man.
417
00:21:34,117 --> 00:21:35,820
The public may not like Guantanamo,
418
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:39,129
they probably don't understand it,
but it's necessary.
419
00:21:39,169 --> 00:21:39,984
Why?
420
00:21:39,984 --> 00:21:43,567
Because it's the only way we can
successfully screen for terrorist threats.
421
00:21:43,607 --> 00:21:46,020
Do innocent people get caught
in the net sometimes?
422
00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:47,779
Sure. It happens.
423
00:21:47,779 --> 00:21:49,633
If so, we release them.
424
00:21:49,633 --> 00:21:51,621
You didn't release Mr Kallah.
425
00:21:51,621 --> 00:21:54,011
Mr Kallah wouldn't cooperate.
426
00:21:54,011 --> 00:21:57,514
Because of that, we couldn't
successfully screen him.
427
00:21:57,514 --> 00:21:58,658
He says you tortured him.
428
00:21:58,698 --> 00:22:01,620
Discomfiture tactics are employed.
They happen to work.
429
00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:05,096
In this day, there's a paramount need
to get information quickly,
430
00:22:05,136 --> 00:22:07,540
before we have another attack like 9/11.
431
00:22:07,580 --> 00:22:11,659
And I might point out that since Gitmo
and the application of the Patriot act,
432
00:22:11,699 --> 00:22:14,607
we have not had another
such attack on American soil.
433
00:22:14,647 --> 00:22:16,732
The American public
should be grateful for that,
434
00:22:16,772 --> 00:22:21,107
instead of waving their arms about,
screaming human rights.
435
00:22:21,372 --> 00:22:24,033
You just don't see
any gray area here, do you?
436
00:22:24,073 --> 00:22:25,759
You know the gray I see, counselor?
437
00:22:25,799 --> 00:22:29,229
Fragments of human brains that
used to belong to our soldiers.
438
00:22:29,269 --> 00:22:32,786
What we do at Guantanamo is designed
to save their lives, too.
439
00:22:32,826 --> 00:22:34,696
Oh, I've been waiting for that.
440
00:22:34,736 --> 00:22:36,860
It's good for the troops.
You win.
441
00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:41,079
Tell me, have you ever seen any brain matter
from a prisoner at Guantanamo?
442
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:44,471
That is an offensive question.
I will not answer it.
443
00:22:44,511 --> 00:22:47,294
So rounding up suspects
from various nations,
444
00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:50,877
interrogating them at facilities
in other countries or on ships,
445
00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:53,655
then sending them off to a remote
US naval bases
446
00:22:53,695 --> 00:22:55,588
that's been repurposed
as a dumping ground
447
00:22:55,628 --> 00:22:58,699
for people whose civil rights
we'd really rather not consider,
448
00:22:58,739 --> 00:23:01,178
it's necessary and it works.
Excellent.
449
00:23:01,218 --> 00:23:05,365
I suppose the Boston police department
is necessary and effective as well,
450
00:23:05,405 --> 00:23:08,365
as are most other police departments
in this country. Would you agree?
451
00:23:08,405 --> 00:23:09,296
I would.
452
00:23:09,296 --> 00:23:11,917
And if they were to arrest
an innocent man, torture him,
453
00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:14,205
hold him for two years,
they would be sued,
454
00:23:14,245 --> 00:23:15,387
and they'd pay.
455
00:23:15,387 --> 00:23:18,261
Why shouldn't the American government
compensate Mr Kallah?
456
00:23:18,301 --> 00:23:20,255
Because this is different.
457
00:23:20,255 --> 00:23:23,923
We have to be overzealous
to have a chance against the terrorists.
458
00:23:23,963 --> 00:23:25,970
It's a war we already can't afford,
459
00:23:26,010 --> 00:23:29,489
and if we have to start paying out judgments
every time we get it wrong,
460
00:23:29,529 --> 00:23:33,282
that means that more kids don't get
the armor and equipment they need,
461
00:23:33,322 --> 00:23:37,060
more kids die,
more civilians die.
462
00:23:37,060 --> 00:23:38,915
(Snide-ass.)
–Move to strike.
463
00:23:38,955 --> 00:23:40,335
He's never seen my ass.
464
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:44,352
Her honor would like to, so it's a sensitive—
–Mr Shore.
465
00:23:45,230 --> 00:23:48,691
Under the Geneva convention,
prisoners of war can't be tortured.
466
00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:49,973
Isn't that right, colonel?
467
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:51,947
They're not considered prisoners.
468
00:23:51,987 --> 00:23:56,033
They're enemy combatants.
The Geneva convention doesn't apply.
469
00:23:56,073 --> 00:23:56,994
They're not prisoners?
470
00:23:57,034 --> 00:24:00,033
–They're more like criminals than soldiers.
–Criminals.
471
00:24:00,073 --> 00:24:04,373
Well, the Constitution gives very
specific rights to criminals.
472
00:24:04,373 --> 00:24:07,627
Am I correct?
Uh, such as, a lawyer, a trial…
473
00:24:07,627 --> 00:24:10,044
He is not a United States citizen.
474
00:24:10,044 --> 00:24:11,584
The Constitution doesn't apply.
475
00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:15,802
Ah, so no Geneva convention,
no constitution. It all works out.
476
00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:17,672
Do they have any rights
we need to bother with?
477
00:24:17,712 --> 00:24:20,649
We are trying to defend
a country against terror.
478
00:24:20,689 --> 00:24:22,111
Oh, yes. For the good of the troops.
479
00:24:22,151 --> 00:24:24,139
–Mr Shore.
–Yes, your honor.
480
00:24:24,139 --> 00:24:26,570
Chambers? Discipline?
481
00:24:30,270 --> 00:24:32,136
You think you're funny?
482
00:24:32,136 --> 00:24:34,931
It's just all this talk
of corporal punishment excites me.
483
00:24:34,971 --> 00:24:36,902
Does it not you?
484
00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:58,157
What you reading?
485
00:24:58,734 --> 00:25:01,900
Do you know what Cheney said
about the Guantanamo prisoners?
486
00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:04,799
He said, “they're living in the tropics,
so they're all well fed.
487
00:25:04,839 --> 00:25:08,201
”They've got everything
they could possibly want.”
488
00:25:10,486 --> 00:25:13,011
Has she asked you to
drop your pants yet?
489
00:25:13,051 --> 00:25:14,610
What?
490
00:25:14,610 --> 00:25:16,358
Judge Folger.
491
00:25:16,358 --> 00:25:18,877
Has she asked you yet?
492
00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:26,225
Are you attracted to her?
493
00:25:27,087 --> 00:25:28,916
No.
494
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,398
If I were attracted to her
or any other woman,
495
00:25:36,398 --> 00:25:40,161
would that be a problem?
496
00:25:42,058 --> 00:25:45,014
Of course you're gonna be
attracted to other women.
497
00:25:45,054 --> 00:25:49,960
And you can lust after
whomever you want,
498
00:25:50,536 --> 00:25:54,820
as long as you channel it toward me.
499
00:26:03,877 --> 00:26:08,551
Actually, I do find judge Folger
somewhat attractive…
500
00:26:08,551 --> 00:26:12,506
for, you know, an older woman.
501
00:26:14,456 --> 00:26:17,223
Fine. Glad to hear it.
502
00:26:17,223 --> 00:26:18,946
You just said you wouldn't care.
503
00:26:18,986 --> 00:26:20,591
I don't.
504
00:26:21,027 --> 00:26:22,766
Fine.
505
00:26:24,368 --> 00:26:28,045
–I would never act on it, of course.
–Good for you.
506
00:26:30,379 --> 00:26:31,566
Gloria.
507
00:26:31,566 --> 00:26:34,708
Don't touch me.
508
00:26:46,753 --> 00:26:49,120
You get punished for being honest.
509
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,884
Of course you do.
510
00:26:50,884 --> 00:26:54,131
The key to any good relationship is lying.
511
00:26:54,131 --> 00:26:57,021
You tell her she's the only one
you find attractive,
512
00:26:57,061 --> 00:26:58,664
the only girl you want to sleep with,
513
00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:01,050
the only one you really
want to spend time with,
514
00:27:01,090 --> 00:27:04,124
all kinds of garbage
they can't possibly believe.
515
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:06,587
Women count on us to lie to them.
516
00:27:06,587 --> 00:27:09,994
How else can they convince themselves
that they still look young
517
00:27:10,034 --> 00:27:11,419
if we don't help?
518
00:27:11,419 --> 00:27:13,998
Hello, Alan, Mr Crane.
519
00:27:13,998 --> 00:27:16,056
Jerry, what brings you?
520
00:27:16,056 --> 00:27:19,299
I've reapplied for my old job.
I want to come back.
521
00:27:19,339 --> 00:27:21,421
What? Why?
522
00:27:21,421 --> 00:27:24,048
I miss it here.
523
00:27:24,048 --> 00:27:26,822
Mr Crane, I was wondering
if we could speak.
524
00:27:26,862 --> 00:27:28,860
Call me Denny. No.
525
00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:30,241
It would just take a minute.
526
00:27:30,281 --> 00:27:33,119
Shirley Schmidt has conditioned
my re-entry on your opinion.
527
00:27:33,159 --> 00:27:35,075
I'll give it to you now. No.
528
00:27:35,075 --> 00:27:36,285
Denny.
529
00:27:36,285 --> 00:27:38,261
He's too weird.
530
00:27:39,025 --> 00:27:40,736
You see?
531
00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:43,926
We're off to court right now, Jerry.
532
00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:46,267
Denny will see you at 11:30.
533
00:27:46,267 --> 00:27:48,121
Thank you!
534
00:27:48,905 --> 00:27:52,178
–You disrespected me.
–You can see the man for five minutes.
535
00:27:52,218 --> 00:27:53,933
That isn't the point.
536
00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:55,806
You overruled me in his presence.
537
00:27:55,846 --> 00:27:57,830
It's as if your friendship
with him means more than—
538
00:27:57,870 --> 00:28:01,102
Here we go.
Denny, for God's sake.
539
00:28:07,556 --> 00:28:09,728
Nobody knows how to fight this war.
540
00:28:09,768 --> 00:28:11,978
It's like no other
we've ever encountered.
541
00:28:12,018 --> 00:28:13,078
The one thing that we do know,
542
00:28:13,118 --> 00:28:15,800
is that we have to be extremely
proactive with our intelligence.
543
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,587
It's the only way that we can prevent
another attack such as 9/11.
544
00:28:18,627 --> 00:28:21,002
That's why Guantanamo exists.
545
00:28:21,002 --> 00:28:22,431
And it works.
546
00:28:22,431 --> 00:28:24,988
We've learned how Bin Laden
has evaded capture.
547
00:28:25,028 --> 00:28:28,142
Now we didn't get this stuff
by saying “pretty please.”
548
00:28:28,182 --> 00:28:32,432
Torture sometimes has to be used when you're
talking about saving the lives of the masses,
549
00:28:32,472 --> 00:28:35,030
both civilians at home
and soldiers abroad.
550
00:28:35,070 --> 00:28:37,883
Now do innocent people
sometimes get captured? Yes.
551
00:28:37,923 --> 00:28:40,270
Mr Kallah was evidently one.
552
00:28:40,270 --> 00:28:43,406
It was difficult to determine that initially
because he refused to cooperate,
553
00:28:43,446 --> 00:28:47,047
but once it was so determined,
he was let go.
554
00:28:47,047 --> 00:28:48,959
The question here is
whether the government
555
00:28:48,999 --> 00:28:52,113
should be forced to stand trial
every time it makes a mistake.
556
00:28:52,153 --> 00:28:53,217
As colonel Hagarty stated,
557
00:28:53,257 --> 00:28:55,659
that would burden the war effort
beyond measure,
558
00:28:55,699 --> 00:28:58,236
not just financially,
but militarily.
559
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:01,781
The discovery process alone would unearth
information that would aid the enemy.
560
00:29:01,821 --> 00:29:04,218
Come on, a little common sense here.
561
00:29:04,218 --> 00:29:06,693
We're in a war, for God sake.
562
00:29:19,790 --> 00:29:23,219
Your honor, I believe a lawyer
should put his country before his client,
563
00:29:23,259 --> 00:29:27,573
and for that reason, I'm gonna take
the unusual step of asking you to
dismiss my client's lawsuit.
564
00:29:27,613 --> 00:29:30,360
–Objection. It's a trick.
–It's not a trick.
565
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,291
Even though you argue,
and I would agree,
566
00:29:32,331 --> 00:29:33,655
that nobody knows
how to fight this war,
567
00:29:33,695 --> 00:29:35,825
we should nevertheless
defer to the executive branch,
568
00:29:35,865 --> 00:29:38,151
who have indeed demonstrated
a particular expertise.
569
00:29:38,191 --> 00:29:39,857
I, for one, just can't wait to see
what they do next.
570
00:29:39,897 --> 00:29:44,141
Mr Shore, I told you I would not allow
this case to become a political football.
571
00:29:44,181 --> 00:29:47,314
And I give you my word, your honor,
not a single toss of the pigskin.
572
00:29:47,354 --> 00:29:48,522
And by the way,
573
00:29:48,522 --> 00:29:51,446
if one were to condemn Guantanamo,
which I would never,
574
00:29:51,486 --> 00:29:53,910
it certainly wouldn't be an indictment
of just the administration,
575
00:29:53,950 --> 00:29:57,693
but of the entire congress,
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama included.
576
00:29:57,733 --> 00:30:02,546
Congress' silence can only be attributed
to consent, acquiescence or disinterest,
577
00:30:02,586 --> 00:30:03,402
take your pick.
578
00:30:03,442 --> 00:30:05,595
But it's at least safe to say
they don't much care.
579
00:30:05,635 --> 00:30:06,773
I should mention Joe Biden,
580
00:30:06,813 --> 00:30:08,302
because he wants people
to know he's running, too.
581
00:30:08,342 --> 00:30:11,150
Tell me why you care.
582
00:30:11,150 --> 00:30:12,434
I don't.
583
00:30:12,434 --> 00:30:13,460
I say dismiss.
584
00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:15,760
My client cares,
but come on, he's a whiner.
585
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,759
So he got beat up a little,
duct taped, sexually violated.
586
00:30:18,799 --> 00:30:22,120
He never should've been over there
offering humanitarian aid in the first place.
587
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,964
And then what? He expects to
be heard, get a trial, a lawyer?
588
00:30:25,004 --> 00:30:26,639
He wants the government
to show evidence.
589
00:30:26,679 --> 00:30:28,133
We're in a war!
590
00:30:28,133 --> 00:30:30,624
We need to make sacrifices!
591
00:30:32,804 --> 00:30:35,045
We should start with the little things,
like human rights.
592
00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:37,511
I agree that the executive branch
has a particular expertise.
593
00:30:37,551 --> 00:30:38,910
In fact, I think they've been brilliant.
594
00:30:38,950 --> 00:30:41,353
Calling the prisoners enemy combatants
instead of prisoners,
595
00:30:41,393 --> 00:30:44,449
so we can end-run the Geneva convention
and torture them. Brilliant!
596
00:30:44,489 --> 00:30:45,811
Basing the camp in Cuba
597
00:30:45,851 --> 00:30:48,228
so the Constitution won't really
get in our way. Brilliant.
598
00:30:48,268 --> 00:30:50,904
And under the Pentagon's new draft
guidelines —this is my favorite,
599
00:30:50,944 --> 00:30:52,127
I'm sure it'll be yours—
600
00:30:52,167 --> 00:30:54,241
we'll have little tribunals in Guantanamo
601
00:30:54,281 --> 00:30:57,211
that'll allow suspects to be
jailed for life or even executed
602
00:30:57,251 --> 00:31:00,890
on evidence that would never
be admissible in civilian or military court.
603
00:31:00,930 --> 00:31:03,193
Imagine being able to execute somebody
604
00:31:03,233 --> 00:31:06,494
on triple hearsay or on a totally
coerced confession.
605
00:31:06,534 --> 00:31:07,554
Brilliant.
606
00:31:07,554 --> 00:31:09,134
I object. If counsel doesn't want
to take this seriously—
607
00:31:09,174 --> 00:31:10,233
Why should I?
608
00:31:10,233 --> 00:31:13,579
Who does, the American public?
The media?,
609
00:31:13,579 --> 00:31:14,758
who might give it mention
610
00:31:14,798 --> 00:31:18,212
if only there weren't so many starving
actresses with drug problems to focus on.
611
00:31:18,252 --> 00:31:20,994
Congress? Why should any of us
take it seriously?
612
00:31:21,034 --> 00:31:23,595
We're torturing people.
We're holding them indefinitely.
613
00:31:23,635 --> 00:31:26,981
Many with no evidence,
giving them no trials, no lawyers,
614
00:31:27,021 --> 00:31:28,013
it's laughable.
615
00:31:28,013 --> 00:31:29,487
And then when they finally
kill themselves,
616
00:31:29,527 --> 00:31:31,818
we call it, “manipulative,
self-injurious behavior,
617
00:31:31,858 --> 00:31:34,355
”an act of asymmetric warfare
waged against us.”
618
00:31:34,395 --> 00:31:36,711
It's all very funny, very funny.
619
00:31:36,711 --> 00:31:39,648
Maybe the only reason we aren't
having a really good laugh
620
00:31:39,688 --> 00:31:42,871
is 'cause the little Gitmo tricks
have started popping up close to home.
621
00:31:42,911 --> 00:31:46,001
The recent revelations of
FBI abuses of the Patriot act,
622
00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:49,926
all those bogus subpoenas and manufactured
evidence against American citizens,
623
00:31:49,966 --> 00:31:53,245
maybe it's just ruined
some of the fun of Gitmo.
624
00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:55,123
Oh, well. We're in a war.
625
00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:57,592
We all need to lighten up a little.
626
00:32:20,936 --> 00:32:23,679
What are your intentions towards Alan?
627
00:32:23,679 --> 00:32:25,181
Denny, my friendship with Alan
628
00:32:25,221 --> 00:32:27,539
could not now or ever
be a threat to yours.
629
00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:30,278
Not to mention, I'm not going to do
anything to alienate you.
630
00:32:30,318 --> 00:32:33,406
You're senior patient. Partner!
631
00:32:36,047 --> 00:32:41,561
Look, Shirley won't hire me
unless you okay it.
632
00:32:44,158 --> 00:32:46,163
You still got the doll?
633
00:32:47,476 --> 00:32:49,086
Patty?
634
00:32:50,153 --> 00:32:52,244
I want to spend some time with her.
635
00:32:52,284 --> 00:32:53,180
Forget it!
636
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:55,357
I won't do anything untoward.
637
00:32:55,547 --> 00:32:58,155
Dinner, maybe a movie.
638
00:32:58,155 --> 00:33:01,167
I give you my word,
I will not touch her.
639
00:33:01,167 --> 00:33:03,409
No offense, but your word…
640
00:33:03,409 --> 00:33:06,722
I'll give you something of mine
that I hold dear.
641
00:33:08,068 --> 00:33:10,310
Please.
642
00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:13,237
Jerry, my new friend.
643
00:33:15,391 --> 00:33:17,255
One night.
644
00:33:17,975 --> 00:33:20,698
Welcome back to the team, son.
645
00:33:20,698 --> 00:33:22,754
Are you serious?
646
00:33:23,165 --> 00:33:25,145
The truth is, I've missed you.
647
00:33:25,581 --> 00:33:27,273
Thank you!
648
00:33:27,940 --> 00:33:30,101
Give me one of them
little hops on your way out.
649
00:33:30,141 --> 00:33:32,024
Thank you! Thank you!
650
00:33:43,392 --> 00:33:45,191
They say when people get scared,
651
00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:48,678
the first thing they'll give up
is their civil liberties.
652
00:33:48,718 --> 00:33:50,411
That's why, after 9/11,
653
00:33:50,411 --> 00:33:53,716
we were only too happy
to get frisked at airports.
654
00:33:53,716 --> 00:33:56,550
Some of us enjoyed it more than others.
655
00:33:56,550 --> 00:33:58,493
But when it gets to a point
656
00:33:58,493 --> 00:34:02,449
where people are captured,
then tortured,
657
00:34:02,449 --> 00:34:07,983
not because there is evidence,
but rather just to see if there's evidence,
658
00:34:07,983 --> 00:34:11,901
when they are jailed in perpetuity,
afforded no trial,
659
00:34:11,901 --> 00:34:15,842
my God, the court
has a duty to step in.
660
00:34:15,842 --> 00:34:19,260
The government's motion
to dismiss is denied.
661
00:34:21,573 --> 00:34:23,125
Oh, my.
662
00:34:25,996 --> 00:34:27,537
Thank you, Mr Shore.
663
00:34:27,537 --> 00:34:28,897
Thank you, Benyam.
664
00:34:28,897 --> 00:34:30,702
I wouldn't expect a jury
to give you much.
665
00:34:30,742 --> 00:34:31,968
I'd recommend settling.
666
00:34:32,008 --> 00:34:34,923
Not to mention, this will
probably be appealed.
667
00:34:34,963 --> 00:34:37,086
Yes. Thank you so much.
668
00:34:38,389 --> 00:34:41,270
Uh, where's Mr Crane?
669
00:34:42,626 --> 00:34:44,095
Oh, dear.
670
00:34:44,336 --> 00:34:46,184
Why are you here?
671
00:34:46,184 --> 00:34:49,082
I just wanted to salute your ruling.
672
00:34:49,235 --> 00:34:50,626
Very ballsy.
673
00:34:50,626 --> 00:34:52,293
Thank you.
674
00:34:52,293 --> 00:34:54,204
You can go.
675
00:34:54,204 --> 00:34:56,311
–Anything else?
–No.
676
00:34:57,803 --> 00:34:59,364
–Nothing else at all?
–Nope.
677
00:34:59,404 --> 00:35:01,482
–'Cause if there is—
–Mr Crane…
678
00:35:01,482 --> 00:35:03,933
please leave my chambers.
679
00:35:05,046 --> 00:35:06,725
Yes.
680
00:35:09,992 --> 00:35:11,736
Thank you.
681
00:35:19,276 --> 00:35:21,856
I forgot my briefcase.
682
00:35:23,836 --> 00:35:25,954
I just…
683
00:35:25,954 --> 00:35:29,289
wanted to congratulate you again
on the ruling.
684
00:35:29,289 --> 00:35:30,985
Ballsy.
685
00:35:30,985 --> 00:35:32,578
Thank you.
686
00:35:49,497 --> 00:35:54,316
So Hands Espenson is officially back?
687
00:35:54,759 --> 00:35:56,527
I did a little checking.
688
00:35:56,527 --> 00:36:00,749
He's become an excellent litigator
and a solid citizen.
689
00:36:00,749 --> 00:36:02,175
We hope.
690
00:36:05,816 --> 00:36:08,364
Shirley, Paul, have a nice evening.
691
00:36:18,267 --> 00:36:19,415
Glor—
692
00:36:20,006 --> 00:36:21,303
Alan.
693
00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:30,243
I'm new at this, uh,
relationship game.
694
00:36:30,243 --> 00:36:32,582
Not so much new, I guess, as, uh—
695
00:36:32,582 --> 00:36:34,354
Rusty.
696
00:36:34,747 --> 00:36:40,214
Just so I'm clear,
if I'm ever even…
697
00:36:40,214 --> 00:36:44,777
slightly attracted to another woman,
I should just lie about that?
698
00:36:44,777 --> 00:36:47,399
Through your teeth.
699
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:53,642
Really? Why would you tolerate
dishonesty from your partner?
700
00:36:53,642 --> 00:36:54,997
I wouldn't.
701
00:36:54,997 --> 00:36:58,703
If I ever catch you
lying to me, it's over.
702
00:36:58,703 --> 00:37:00,446
–But you just—
–No.
703
00:37:00,956 --> 00:37:02,616
It's very simple, Alan.
704
00:37:02,616 --> 00:37:07,095
When you tell me that you're not
attracted to anybody else but me,
705
00:37:07,095 --> 00:37:10,000
it needs to be the truth.
706
00:37:25,981 --> 00:37:28,518
I forgot how much
they can befuddle you.
707
00:37:28,558 --> 00:37:30,828
Alan, would you listen to me
when it comes to women?
708
00:37:30,868 --> 00:37:33,309
Can you do that, please?
–Why should I trust you?
709
00:37:33,349 --> 00:37:35,877
You're jealous of her.
You'd be glad if it ended.
710
00:37:35,917 --> 00:37:37,732
I'm not jealous of her anymore.
711
00:37:37,772 --> 00:37:40,680
–You're jealous of Jerry.
–Well…
712
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,124
women I can compete against.
Other men…
713
00:37:44,124 --> 00:37:45,191
Let's face it.
714
00:37:45,191 --> 00:37:47,479
You go for the soft, sensitive type.
715
00:37:47,519 --> 00:37:49,813
It's why I fell for you.
716
00:37:50,374 --> 00:37:55,037
Why are relationships with women
so much more complicated?
717
00:37:55,037 --> 00:37:57,240
Oh, women. Come on, Alan.
718
00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:00,063
Women have this hormone thing.
719
00:38:00,063 --> 00:38:01,925
Much as I love them,
they're unstable,
720
00:38:01,965 --> 00:38:05,176
which is why they can
never be president.
721
00:38:05,176 --> 00:38:07,025
You don't think a woman
should ever be president?
722
00:38:07,065 --> 00:38:08,640
Oh, come on. Do you?
723
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:09,975
In a time of war?
724
00:38:09,975 --> 00:38:12,945
How would a woman handle a 9/11?
She'd cry.
725
00:38:12,945 --> 00:38:14,684
You think Hillary Clinton
would have cried?
726
00:38:14,724 --> 00:38:17,174
Well, uh, maybe not Hillary.
727
00:38:17,174 --> 00:38:19,656
But she has a few chromosome issues.
Let's face it.
728
00:38:19,696 --> 00:38:20,932
What are you talking about?
729
00:38:20,972 --> 00:38:25,532
Alan, don't you ever look at her at times
and think, that's a guy?
730
00:38:25,532 --> 00:38:31,392
No. I find her sexy in a praying-mantis‐
in-a-knee-length-skirt kind of way.
731
00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:33,751
You ever mentally undress her?
732
00:38:34,291 --> 00:38:37,408
I was talking about
my relationship issues.
733
00:38:37,408 --> 00:38:40,061
How did we get to mentally
undressing Hillary Clinton?
734
00:38:40,101 --> 00:38:41,853
And so quickly, I might add.
735
00:38:41,893 --> 00:38:43,297
Because it's all related!
736
00:38:43,337 --> 00:38:47,244
I'm gonna tell you something right here and
now about women and a relationship.
737
00:38:47,284 --> 00:38:50,055
We would never be in Guantanamo
738
00:38:50,055 --> 00:38:52,668
if it weren't for Hillary Clinton.
739
00:38:53,538 --> 00:38:57,982
I know the reason's obvious,
but give it to me just the same.
740
00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:04,502
Bill Clinton would never
have lied in the deposition.
741
00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:06,503
He wouldn't have risked impeachment.
742
00:39:06,543 --> 00:39:08,866
So what if a sexual indiscretion
came to light?
743
00:39:08,906 --> 00:39:13,125
The public would have forgiven him,
but Hillary…
744
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:18,057
The reason he lied is because he was
afraid Hillary would find out.
745
00:39:18,057 --> 00:39:21,609
That's why he was impeached,
that's why Al Gore didn't win.
746
00:39:21,649 --> 00:39:24,163
And after all that
impeachment scandal crap,
747
00:39:24,203 --> 00:39:26,844
the public would've elected any fool,
748
00:39:26,844 --> 00:39:28,196
other than a Democrat.
749
00:39:28,236 --> 00:39:30,267
Cut to…
–George W.
750
00:39:30,267 --> 00:39:33,370
All because of a woman scorned.
751
00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:36,160
And they're unstable.
–All women?
752
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,210
–Every single one of them.
–All shapes and sizes?
753
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:42,289
Oh, the fat, the thin,
the big and the s—
754
00:39:44,012 --> 00:39:46,461
Oh, for God's sakes.
755
00:39:48,899 --> 00:39:50,692
All right, don't tell me.
756
00:39:50,692 --> 00:39:56,363
“Denny, I never want to see you again.”
757
00:40:02,575 --> 00:40:05,975
The little ones are the most unstable.
Women.
758
00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:07,422
Can't live with them.
759
00:40:07,462 --> 00:40:10,382
Can't take them quail hunting.
Alan, you're best off with me.
760
00:40:10,422 --> 00:40:12,945
I'm rock steady.
–Yes, you are.
761
00:40:12,945 --> 00:40:15,697
–Uncomplicated.
–Couldn't be simpler.
762
00:40:15,697 --> 00:40:17,086
Denny Crane.
763
00:40:17,450 --> 00:40:19,107
Denny Crane.
764
00:40:21,191 --> 00:40:23,693
锅开荐沥
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765
00:40:23,693 --> 00:40:26,167
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766
00:40:26,167 --> 00:40:31,969
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