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What are you doing?
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Stanley cup.
Oldest trophy in professional sports.
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Denny, please do not tell me
that you've stolen the Stanley cup.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
I know people.
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I got it for the day.
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And what are you doing?
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I'm gonna put my name on it.
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Every player, coach, G.M.,
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anybody who's won the cup
has their name on it.
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–But you've never won it.
–I contributed.
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Watch this.
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1970 Boston Bruins.
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Bobby Orr scores the winning goal!
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Cut to...
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That's him, looking for
his dad in the stands,
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but he's not looking
for his dad, not really.
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He was looking for you?
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I loaned him my lucky jockstrap that day.
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I hope you washed it first.
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My name belongs on this cup.
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Denny, I don't think
this is a good idea.
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They'll never notice.
It's got so many dings on it already.
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I'll say I dropped it on my desk.
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You dropped it and left a ding
in the form of your name?
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It's the Holy Grail, man.
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Denny Crane's name belongs on it.
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Well, engrave it later.
We need to get to the wedding.
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Who are the jarheads
standing with Brad?
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Those are his groomsmen.
They're all reservists together.
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Could come in handy.
Denise looks like a runner.
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–Hello.
–Hello.
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Mr Shore, Nick McClinton.
My friends call me Father.
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I've heard a lot about you.
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Yes, I've been around
with some of the nuns.
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So have I.
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Uh, listen, there's a legal matter
I'd like to discuss with you.
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May I phone your office next week?
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Little trouble with one of the sisters?
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We should take our seats.
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–Well, hello there.
–Hello.
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I'm, uh...
I'm Nick McClinton.
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You here alone?
–No, I'm with the group.
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I'm the designated drinker.
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Well, excellent.
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That priest is a hound dog.
I like him.
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Father, I think you need
to perform a ceremony.
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Oh, indeed.
See you at the reception.
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Clergy love me.
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I love it when the bride's knocked up.
Everybody gossips.
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Father, they're coming!
They're coming!
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Mr Shore, that matter
I wanted to discuss,
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it's, it's happening now!
Please, please.
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Come with me, please.
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Please, in here.
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FBI! Everyone,
stay where you are!
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Where's the priest?
–Slow down.
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All you've got is the word of
a few young boys against a man of God!
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What's going on?
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We have evidence that Father McClinton
is harboring illegal aliens on the premises.
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Where'd he go?
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That door.
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Listen, we're marines.
What can we do to help?
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Seal the premises.
Nobody gets in or out without my say-so.
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Okay, Sal, you take the front.
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Eddie, secure the back alley.
I'll secure the altar.
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Everyone, remain calm.
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Let's move!
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What a wedding!
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Boston Legal
3x23 Duck and Cover
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Tranquilos. In here.
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You have about a half a minute
to tell me what's going on
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before those agents knock this door down.
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This is Maria and her son Alberto.
Maria's undocumented.
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Immigration caught her in a sweep
of the clothing factory where she worked,
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and they want to deport her
back to Mexico.
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How did they end up
living in your church basement?
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The church offered them sanctuary.
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Well, that's very noble,
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but there's no legal right
to church sanctuary in this country.
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Of course. But Alberto was born here.
He's a citizen.
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If they send his mother back,
the government effectively deports him, too,
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so Maria has not set foot
outside this church for, well, three months.
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FBI, open the door!
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–She's protecting her son, Mr Shore.
–I'll do what I can for Maria.
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As for your impending arrest,
say nothing.
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I'll represent you.
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Nicholas McClinton, you're under arrest
for harboring an illegal alien.
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You have the right to remain silent.
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He's represented by counsel.
No interrogation.
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Should you choose to give up that right,
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anything you say can and will be used
against you in a court of law.
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You have the right to
speak with an attorney.
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Has anybody checked on Denise?
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Brad's with her.
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Father, say nothing.
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–What did I miss?
–No time to explain.
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If you catch the garter,
save me a whiff.
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Excuse me, everyone.
I have an announcement to make.
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There isn't going to be a wedding today,
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seeing as we have no priest
and now no bride.
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A runner. I knew it.
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Brad, where is Denise?
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She's in labor.
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You're effacing.
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Is the baby coming?
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Contractions are at seven minutes.
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Ideally, you want them to be
5 minutes and last 60 seconds.
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Well, should we stay or go home?
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You can stay.
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I'd lose the gown, though.
It could get messy.
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–Oh, my God!
–What?
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–He'll be a bastard.
–What?
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Denise, we're not married.
He'll be illegitimate.
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–You've got to be kidding me.
–We can't do this.
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We can't do...
did you not hear what she just said?
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This little bastard is effacing!
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Is there a chaplain in the hospital?
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Yes, but I...
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Get him up here!
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–I don't believe this.
–Hold on a second.
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Get the chaplain up here now!
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Oh, Shirley Schmidt promised
you'd take care of this.
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I see.
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And what exactly is the problem?
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My landlord's evicting me.
It's so unfair!
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Does it have anything to do
with the duck?
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Oh, I get that it's a no-pets building,
but Larry is not a pet.
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I have an anxiety disorder,
and Larry's my emotional support animal.
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I'm pretty sure I have rights.
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You want to touch his beak?
It's really smooth.
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Will you excuse me?
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I've handled multinational corporate bankruptcies,
high-profile murder cases
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and defended manufacturing giants
against product liability charges.
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Yes?
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And you assign me the duck lady.
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Is she just sitting alone in your office?
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She has the duck.
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I can only surmise you did this
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'cause, one, you're hazing me
since I'm the new guy again,
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or two, you think my Asperger's allows
me to relate to anyone colorful.
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Or three, you're having
second thoughts about rehiring me.
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It's four.
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I'm name partner and
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don't, underscore,
have to explain myself to you.
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Well, that's a conversation-stopper.
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It's like the cops say,
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a case came in,
and you were catching.
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Docket number 830294,
United States vs Nicholas McClinton.
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Let's see what the hell we got here.
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Alan Shore for the defense.
Waive reading.
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The defendant pleads not guilty
and asks for an immediate trial.
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–No objection.
–Bail?
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–Defense requests ROR.
–He's a flight risk, your honor.
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Father McClinton's contempt
for the law is well-known.
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He notoriously assisted draft dodgers
during the Vietnam war.
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This isn't a first for him.
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Objection.
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We like to forget Vietnam
and other past mistakes in this country.
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It makes it easier to repeat them.
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What are you, anti=war?
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Judge, even the Republicans
are against the war now.
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It's the “in thing” to be.
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All right. The defendant is released
on his own recognizance pending trial,
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which I will schedule,
uh, one hour from now.
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What?
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Hey, can't we get rid of this, please?
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I'm sick and tired of jailing priests.
It's not original.
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He doesn't fiddle with the aliens, does he?
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Only the nuns.
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One hour. See you.
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What do you mean there's no chaplain?
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There is one,
but he's currently occupied.
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With what?
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Well, a respirator,
if you must know.
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He's presiding over
a plug-pulling ceremony.
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Oh, for God's sake!
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Oh, the cell phone.
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Claire, Brad Chase.
Not well.
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Listen, I need you to get me a priest.
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She's still in labor,
but we don't have much time.
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I need you to get me a man of God
and haul his ass down here.
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I am calm!
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And stop arguing with me
and just do as I say.
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My fiancée is effacing with a bastard,
so get me a frigging priest!
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God almighty.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Thank God.
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We should make this quick.
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Denise, we're due back in court.
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Simple ceremony.
We're gonna skip communion.
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–Smart.
–We're at 6 centimeters.
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–If you could just give us a second...
–I think squatting would be better.
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Denise, would you like the epidural?
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No drugs. We're going natural.
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You're gonna be okay, sweetie.
Keep breathing.
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You breathe! I want the drugs!
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Hello, Denise.
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Get out of my face!
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I'm on a tight schedule here.
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Out! Now is not the time.
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He's your emotional support animal?
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A sort of service animal,
an assistive animal.
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Some dogs warn you
if you have a seizure coming.
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Some monkeys fold your laundry
if you have no arms.
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Why a duck?
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I'm from western Massachusetts,
farm country.
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There were ducks.
It was nice.
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But here in Boston,
everything's... insistent.
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I'd have panic attacks.
I'd shake, sweat.
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It's debilitating.
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It's like having a heart attack
all the time.
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I'm familiar with the phenomenon.
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My doctor talked about benzodiazepines
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and immersion-habituation
psycho-hypnotherapy.
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And then he said,
“how about an animal?”
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A positive association that...
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calms me.
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A duck.
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I need this duck
like a diabetic needs insulin,
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like a wheelchair guy needs a wheelchair.
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This is a service duck.
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There are between 10 to 20 million
undocumented aliens living within our borders,
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10 to 20 million.
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But you invaded a church.
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Look, do you know the cost
of illegal immigration?
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One study puts it at $30 billion
per year, $30 billion.
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This while we're trying to fight a war,
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feed the homeless,
provide health coverage.
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Objection. He's assuming facts
that are far from in evidence.
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We're trying to feed the homeless?
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Provide health coverage?
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Are we also trying
to save the environment?
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That would be a good lie to tell,
as long as you're—
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Hey, you!
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Did you just call me “you”?
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This room is not your political forum.
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Really?
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Sit!
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What else?
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Our hospitals are flooded with
illegal immigrants
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using our ERs as doctor's offices.
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We currently incarcerate more than
300,000 illegals for a variety of crimes,
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and our states provide
more than $12 billion per year
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for the public education of their children.
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I'm confused.
Is this now his political forum?
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Sit down!
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By flouting our immigration laws,
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Father McClinton is
perpetuating this crisis.
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The young woman Father McClinton took in
has no criminal record, correct?
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00:13:41,034 --> 00:13:41,653
Yes, but—
251
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–She pays her taxes on time.
–It's not about that.
252
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–She contributes time at her son's school,
volunteers at the church. –Look—
253
00:13:47,637 --> 00:13:53,021
So contrary to your grossly inaccurate
characterization of undocumented workers
254
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as people who run over here,
commit crimes,
255
00:13:55,037 --> 00:13:56,770
then demand free care at the hospital,
256
00:13:56,810 --> 00:13:59,178
Ms Lopez is an upstanding
member of the community.
257
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In fact, she's a model citizen, isn't she?
258
00:14:01,123 --> 00:14:03,798
Hey, it's your buddy that's
on trial here today, not her.
259
00:14:03,838 --> 00:14:07,553
Yes, for aiding a woman who
happens to be the mother of someone
260
00:14:07,593 --> 00:14:09,463
who is an American citizen.
261
00:14:09,463 --> 00:14:11,205
Let's talk about her son Alberto.
262
00:14:11,245 --> 00:14:13,326
You mean her anchor baby?
263
00:14:14,273 --> 00:14:16,005
I mean her son.
264
00:14:16,005 --> 00:14:17,127
It's what they do.
265
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:18,830
They come over here,
and they drop babies
266
00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:22,807
because anybody that's born on
American soil is automatically a US citizen.
267
00:14:22,847 --> 00:14:25,566
It's an abuse of our 14th Amendment.
268
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,772
Mr Shore?
269
00:14:38,241 --> 00:14:42,302
I'm sorry. I was just taking a moment
to allow his racism to resonate.
270
00:14:42,342 --> 00:14:43,278
Objection!
271
00:14:43,278 --> 00:14:45,877
Let's focus on one of
these anchor babies.
272
00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:48,613
His name is Alberto.
He's 8 years old.
273
00:14:48,613 --> 00:14:51,013
He takes trumpet lessons
every Wednesday.
274
00:14:51,053 --> 00:14:55,401
He's the leading scorer of
the Blue Tornadoes soccer team.
275
00:14:55,401 --> 00:14:57,296
If you deport his mother,
276
00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:00,142
you're forcing him to either
abdicate his rights as a citizen
277
00:15:00,182 --> 00:15:02,340
or fend for himself alone
on the streets of Boston.
278
00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:04,638
Which is the more
acceptable choice to you?
279
00:15:04,678 --> 00:15:06,968
He can return when he's 18
and then, as a citizen,
280
00:15:07,008 --> 00:15:08,904
legally sponsor his mother's move here.
281
00:15:08,944 --> 00:15:10,023
It's why they do it.
282
00:15:10,063 --> 00:15:12,247
But for those intervening ten years,
283
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:15,651
if he wants to stay with his mother,
he'll have to quit his school,
284
00:15:15,691 --> 00:15:19,007
abandon any access
to reliable health care
285
00:15:19,007 --> 00:15:22,510
and put his everyday
living conditions at real risk.
286
00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:25,178
Ms Lopez should have thought about that
before she broke the law.
287
00:15:25,218 --> 00:15:28,106
And he—
–You're preventing an American citizen
288
00:15:28,146 --> 00:15:32,014
from using the very services you
brag about to the rest of the world.
289
00:15:32,054 --> 00:15:33,410
If we let everybody in,
290
00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:34,465
do you know what would happen
to this country?
291
00:15:34,505 --> 00:15:36,273
My client didn't let anyone in.
292
00:15:36,313 --> 00:15:38,285
He simply provided safe harbor—
293
00:15:38,325 --> 00:15:40,290
For a fugitive,
294
00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:42,602
which makes him a criminal.
295
00:15:51,324 --> 00:15:53,456
No, Claire, he left.
He got called back into court.
296
00:15:53,496 --> 00:15:54,716
Breathe, honey.
297
00:15:54,716 --> 00:15:56,089
This is Boston, for God's sakes!
298
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,178
What do you mean you can't find a priest?
The place is crawling with priests.
299
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,176
You mean to tell me you can't find one?
300
00:16:00,216 --> 00:16:02,067
Breathe, honey!
301
00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:04,287
Look, um, get a minister
if you have to,
302
00:16:04,327 --> 00:16:07,838
a rabbi, captain of a ship,
anybody who can perform a ceremony.
303
00:16:07,878 --> 00:16:08,886
You're doing great.
304
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,659
Look, just get Shirley in
on this if you have to.
305
00:16:11,699 --> 00:16:13,423
There's a judge down the hall with gout.
306
00:16:13,463 --> 00:16:16,009
A judge can perform
a civil service, can't he?
307
00:16:16,049 --> 00:16:18,877
–Get that judge in here.
–Well, I can't force him to—
308
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,063
And there it is again.
309
00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:23,816
Claire, yeah, change in plans.
Get over here now, fast.
310
00:16:24,288 --> 00:16:26,913
If she was a cripple,
I'd put some handrails in her shower.
311
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:30,493
–Mr Picker—
–If she's blind, I'll label her mailbox with the bumps.
312
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:31,820
She's not, okay.
313
00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:35,256
The fair housing act prohibits
discrimination on the basis of disability.
314
00:16:35,296 --> 00:16:37,691
This includes a mental impairment,
315
00:16:37,691 --> 00:16:39,579
which limits an individual's
ability to function
316
00:16:39,619 --> 00:16:42,133
as does Ms Lovejoy's anxiety disorder.
317
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:43,856
No pets.
318
00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:46,634
Okay, that was weird.
319
00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:48,038
Who's the duck hurting?
320
00:16:48,078 --> 00:16:50,602
He waddles around,
smelling up the place,
321
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:51,987
quacking at people!
322
00:16:51,987 --> 00:16:54,957
He's a good duck.
He doesn't quack at people.
323
00:16:55,621 --> 00:16:58,217
If there's been any damage,
Ms Lovejoy's security deposit—
324
00:16:58,257 --> 00:17:01,191
Won't cover my ass if he bites
someone on my property.
325
00:17:01,231 --> 00:17:04,329
Then I'll really get drilled,
and they can be vicious.
326
00:17:04,369 --> 00:17:06,892
You're talking about swans.
327
00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:11,550
These animals decrease blood pressure,
alleviate depression—
328
00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:13,202
You know what eases my depression?
329
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:15,128
Watching a stripper clean my gutters.
330
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,614
Do I make people live with that?
331
00:17:16,654 --> 00:17:20,149
Now you're making fun,
and I don't like it!
332
00:17:20,149 --> 00:17:23,003
People like you are why we've
become a nation of coddlers.
333
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:27,489
Yeah, making excuses for being
weak and having no discipline.
334
00:17:27,721 --> 00:17:28,955
What are you, a cat?
335
00:17:28,995 --> 00:17:31,463
The accommodation isn't reasonable.
336
00:17:31,463 --> 00:17:34,080
She's not handicapped,
and he ain't medicine.
337
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,223
Fight me in court.
Think I can't take it?
338
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,238
I'm a landlord.
–I can't afford to move.
339
00:17:38,278 --> 00:17:40,567
Two months in advance,
moving costs.
340
00:17:40,607 --> 00:17:42,349
He'll probably keep my deposit.
341
00:17:42,389 --> 00:17:45,447
I'll have an eviction on my record!
Oh, God! Oh, God!
342
00:17:45,487 --> 00:17:47,032
Can you shut him up?
343
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:47,903
There it is.
344
00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:49,350
Mr Crane!
345
00:17:51,683 --> 00:17:53,514
Blanks. Just kidding.
346
00:17:53,514 --> 00:17:55,889
What, can't take a joke?
347
00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:13,739
They've offered Maria a deal.
348
00:18:13,779 --> 00:18:19,170
They're giving her a green card
in exchange for her testimony against you.
349
00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:21,145
Obviously, they're making
an example of you.
350
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:22,639
Great.
351
00:18:23,138 --> 00:18:24,367
I can try to talk to her.
352
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:25,609
No, no, no, no.
353
00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:27,673
If she has the opportunity
to stay here with Alberto,
354
00:18:27,713 --> 00:18:31,541
she should take it.
I've actually discussed that with her.
355
00:18:31,635 --> 00:18:34,114
That could turn out to be
quite a sacrifice on your part.
356
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,676
They're seeking jail time.
357
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,592
You know what I like to do
when things seem hopeless?
358
00:18:40,632 --> 00:18:41,574
Pray?
359
00:18:41,574 --> 00:18:44,587
Bribe. What do we know
about this judge?
360
00:18:44,587 --> 00:18:46,447
Bribery isn't an option.
361
00:18:46,447 --> 00:18:49,323
So let's pray then and fight.
362
00:18:49,323 --> 00:18:52,117
You a fighter, Alan?
–I like it better than praying.
363
00:18:52,157 --> 00:18:54,973
Well, come on then.
This is Boston.
364
00:18:58,681 --> 00:18:59,446
Hold on, honey!
365
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,185
Stop telling me to hold on!
366
00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:03,417
What the hell is going on in here?
367
00:19:03,457 --> 00:19:05,189
Well, I told you.
She's having a baby,
368
00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:07,728
and you have to perform
the marriage ceremony before she does.
369
00:19:07,768 --> 00:19:10,921
This is Brad Chase, the groom,
Denise Bauer, the bride.
370
00:19:10,961 --> 00:19:12,497
And who's that in her vagina?
371
00:19:12,537 --> 00:19:14,698
That would be the doctor.
372
00:19:14,698 --> 00:19:16,643
Oh, she's awfully close.
373
00:19:17,763 --> 00:19:19,068
Okay, let's go.
374
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:28,311
Ducks quacking,
lawyers shooting shotguns,
375
00:19:28,311 --> 00:19:30,498
this place is an asylum,
don't you think?
376
00:19:30,538 --> 00:19:32,314
And what's with all the hopping?
377
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:33,780
I think I have a solution.
378
00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:35,820
If it's duck à l' orange,
count me in.
379
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:39,200
I'll personally be financially
liable for any damages.
380
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,994
And further, the duck
will agree to wear a diaper.
381
00:19:42,034 --> 00:19:44,398
I mean, Ms Lovejoy will agree
that he'll wear one.
382
00:19:44,438 --> 00:19:47,451
Oh, right, so that
the guy in 4B can tell me
383
00:19:47,451 --> 00:19:52,487
that he gets to keep a therapeutic
Vietnamese pig who helps him stutter less.
384
00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:54,460
Sorry. Duck lady is history.
385
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:57,681
Mr Picker, please sit.
386
00:20:01,688 --> 00:20:02,766
I don't like you.
387
00:20:02,806 --> 00:20:05,257
What are you gonna do,
purr at me again?
388
00:20:05,297 --> 00:20:07,969
I am not going to purr.
389
00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:14,239
It seems I was wrong about that.
390
00:20:14,955 --> 00:20:17,265
See, while you were so kind
as to come in today,
391
00:20:17,305 --> 00:20:19,450
I took the liberty of
dispatching a paralegal,
392
00:20:19,490 --> 00:20:22,118
first to the executive office
of public safety
393
00:20:22,158 --> 00:20:24,955
and then to several of your properties.
394
00:20:24,955 --> 00:20:28,119
I wanted to be prepared
should things not work out.
395
00:20:28,159 --> 00:20:29,909
I'm prepared, Mr Picker.
396
00:20:29,909 --> 00:20:31,477
What are you talking about?
397
00:20:31,517 --> 00:20:36,389
I'm talking about the fire protection
system code 780, CMR 901.6.
398
00:20:36,389 --> 00:20:38,702
Evidently, you neglected
to have signage on equipment
399
00:20:38,742 --> 00:20:41,887
and sprinkler control valves of
the prescribed size and in contrasting colors.
400
00:20:41,927 --> 00:20:44,397
Addressing that,
a hassle, I know.
401
00:20:44,397 --> 00:20:46,247
You have a fence erected without a permit
402
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:49,632
that exceeds the height allowed for erection
without a permit by an inch and a half.
403
00:20:49,672 --> 00:20:51,641
That will be fines, fees and a hassle.
404
00:20:51,681 --> 00:20:54,550
Noncompliance with
low-flush toilet mandates. Ouch.
405
00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:56,767
And let's not overlook the pruning
of a protected tree
406
00:20:56,807 --> 00:20:58,644
without the permission of the tree warden.
407
00:20:58,684 --> 00:20:59,772
Oh, here's a biggie.
408
00:20:59,812 --> 00:21:02,130
The penalty for use of
undocumented workers.
409
00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:04,948
Are we a little sloppy about
our employment records?
410
00:21:04,988 --> 00:21:06,317
This is blackmail!
411
00:21:06,317 --> 00:21:07,743
Maybe you should call the cops.
412
00:21:07,783 --> 00:21:10,063
I'm done purring, Picker.
The claws are coming out.
413
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,828
You want to screw with me?
Go ahead, make my bed.
414
00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:16,719
Day.
415
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,888
–Do you, Dennis—
–No, it's Denise!
416
00:21:25,928 --> 00:21:27,753
When's the last time
you saw a Dennis giving birth?
417
00:21:27,793 --> 00:21:29,763
Stop rushing me, you rusher!
418
00:21:29,763 --> 00:21:30,881
The head is crowning.
419
00:21:30,921 --> 00:21:36,220
–Hurry!
–Do you, Denise, take Brad to be your husband?
420
00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:37,563
–Hurry!
–Well done! Here he comes!
421
00:21:37,603 --> 00:21:38,395
Hey, you're not gonna make it!
422
00:21:38,435 --> 00:21:41,308
–Do you, Brad, take Denise to be your—
–I do.
423
00:21:41,348 --> 00:21:43,731
–By the power vested—
–Just say it!
424
00:21:43,731 --> 00:21:46,626
I now pronounce you man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
425
00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:48,661
Okay, we're married.
426
00:21:50,078 --> 00:21:51,935
–The head is coming!
–Oh, my God!
427
00:21:51,975 --> 00:21:54,182
What the hell is happening down there?
428
00:21:54,222 --> 00:21:56,382
Here he is, here he is!
429
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:58,072
He's here.
430
00:21:58,337 --> 00:22:00,942
Oh, he is a beautiful baby.
431
00:22:00,942 --> 00:22:02,469
Girl.
432
00:22:02,469 --> 00:22:04,783
It's all pinched up and messy.
433
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:06,729
We have a girl.
We have a baby girl.
434
00:22:06,769 --> 00:22:08,501
It isn't cute at all.
435
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,964
–Is she healthy?
–Oh, she's perfect.
436
00:22:10,964 --> 00:22:13,610
I thought they always came out cute.
437
00:22:13,610 --> 00:22:15,881
Oh, God. It's a girl.
438
00:22:15,881 --> 00:22:17,897
–Do you want to cut the cord?
–Okay.
439
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:21,511
You don't circumcise girls!
440
00:22:21,511 --> 00:22:23,332
–Um, judge.
–Yes?
441
00:22:23,332 --> 00:22:25,068
Let's, let's get you back
to your room.
442
00:22:25,108 --> 00:22:28,237
Did it look cute to you?
I don't...
443
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,539
Did you ever pursue the idea of
entering the United States legally?
444
00:22:34,579 --> 00:22:35,480
Yes.
445
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,909
But it would have taken a long time,
and the chances are very—
446
00:22:37,949 --> 00:22:40,763
So you wanted to skip the line
and take the fast track.
447
00:22:40,803 --> 00:22:42,897
And when you were caught
breaking the law,
448
00:22:42,937 --> 00:22:44,725
the defendant helped you?
449
00:22:44,725 --> 00:22:45,637
Yes.
450
00:22:45,637 --> 00:22:48,643
Who's idea was it to seek
sanctuary in the church?
451
00:22:48,683 --> 00:22:50,302
Father McClinton's.
452
00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:54,847
He said the church could provide protection
while we find another way for me to stay.
453
00:22:54,887 --> 00:22:58,476
Ms Lopez, why did you come
to the United States?
454
00:22:58,476 --> 00:23:00,189
There is no work in Mexico.
455
00:23:00,229 --> 00:23:04,852
My brothers have to travel far
to find jobs, construction, farming.
456
00:23:04,852 --> 00:23:07,545
It is very hard on them,
and they earn nothing.
457
00:23:07,585 --> 00:23:11,493
$13 each day, it's not enough
for my family to eat.
458
00:23:11,493 --> 00:23:14,481
So you broke the law
and snuck into our country?
459
00:23:14,521 --> 00:23:15,427
Yes.
460
00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:17,922
And now that you've been discovered,
you're being deported?
461
00:23:17,962 --> 00:23:20,084
No, I'm not going back.
462
00:23:20,084 --> 00:23:22,417
Is it true you made a deal
with the prosecutor
463
00:23:22,457 --> 00:23:24,490
that you got a green card
in exchange for your testimony?
464
00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:25,692
Objection. Relevance.
465
00:23:25,732 --> 00:23:27,036
It's perfectly relevant.
466
00:23:27,076 --> 00:23:30,780
Your entire case against Father McClinton
is based on the contention
467
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:34,120
that illegal aliens such as Ms Lopez
are a parasite on our society.
468
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,983
Yet when it suits
the government's purposes—
469
00:23:36,023 --> 00:23:38,919
We reserve the right to grant deals
to any witness we deem fit.
470
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:43,346
This is just how our immigration
laws are applied in general.
471
00:23:43,346 --> 00:23:46,372
When it suits the government,
they look the other way.
472
00:23:46,412 --> 00:23:49,818
But when they want to make a point,
they tear innocent families apart
473
00:23:49,858 --> 00:23:51,968
and put a priest's head
on the chopping block.
474
00:23:52,008 --> 00:23:53,913
Mr Shore!
475
00:23:54,214 --> 00:23:57,495
Ms Lopez, why did you go
to Father McClinton?
476
00:23:57,495 --> 00:23:58,842
He's a good man.
477
00:23:58,842 --> 00:24:01,610
He helps everyone without
thinking about himself,
478
00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:05,295
and I thought maybe he could help me.
479
00:24:05,295 --> 00:24:06,819
And he did?
480
00:24:06,819 --> 00:24:08,416
Yes.
481
00:24:08,757 --> 00:24:10,626
I'm so sorry, Father.
482
00:24:10,626 --> 00:24:13,847
I wouldn't do this
if I didn't have to.
483
00:24:23,187 --> 00:24:26,572
This is the most beautiful girl
I've ever seen.
484
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,345
Here you go, mom.
485
00:24:33,550 --> 00:24:34,572
Hi.
486
00:24:34,572 --> 00:24:36,777
Oh, look at her.
487
00:24:36,777 --> 00:24:39,072
Look at her, she's...
488
00:24:39,836 --> 00:24:43,812
Does she look just a little bit
like Jeffrey Coho to you?
489
00:24:43,812 --> 00:24:45,257
I'm kidding.
490
00:24:45,257 --> 00:24:48,153
–I love you.
–I love you.
491
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,728
Look what we made.
492
00:24:49,728 --> 00:24:53,294
Hi. Hi, precious.
493
00:25:03,361 --> 00:25:05,032
This woman had a child.
494
00:25:05,032 --> 00:25:07,697
They faced a life of certain poverty
if she were deported,
495
00:25:07,737 --> 00:25:09,270
perhaps they might have starved.
496
00:25:09,310 --> 00:25:12,537
A priest has to act with mercy
when everyone else refuses to.
497
00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:17,011
But surely, Father,
you can appreciate if every church
started harboring illegal immigrants...
498
00:25:17,051 --> 00:25:18,654
Yes, yes, the big picture.
499
00:25:18,694 --> 00:25:20,143
Well, I couldn't look
at the big picture here.
500
00:25:20,183 --> 00:25:24,836
I was looking at one mother and her child
facing an unspeakable hardship.
501
00:25:24,876 --> 00:25:27,498
So it's your belief that priests
should get to break the law
502
00:25:27,538 --> 00:25:29,129
so long as they're being compassionate?
503
00:25:29,169 --> 00:25:31,086
I didn't state it in such simple terms.
504
00:25:31,126 --> 00:25:33,035
But it is that simple.
You harbored a fugitive
505
00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:35,232
because you felt badly for that fugitive.
506
00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:37,455
When's the last time
you starved, Mr Sciarra?
507
00:25:37,495 --> 00:25:39,262
There are many Americans
that are starving.
508
00:25:39,302 --> 00:25:41,893
And I do a lot to help those people,
as well. Does the government?
509
00:25:41,933 --> 00:25:43,707
If you don't mind,
I'll ask the questions.
510
00:25:43,747 --> 00:25:46,215
Yes, it's easy to ask the questions.
Have you got any answers?
511
00:25:46,255 --> 00:25:48,190
Well, one answer might be
“obey the law.”
512
00:25:48,230 --> 00:25:50,641
We can't even decide what the law
should be on this issue, and so I—
513
00:25:50,681 --> 00:25:53,680
It's clear on harboring fugitives.
What you did was illegal.
514
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,535
That puts you in the company
of criminals, Father.
515
00:25:55,575 --> 00:25:57,933
Along with Martin Luther King
and other people of conscience.
516
00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,047
Oh, oh, you liken yourself
to reverend King, do you?
517
00:26:00,087 --> 00:26:02,995
Certainly not.
He wasn't Catholic.
518
00:26:09,615 --> 00:26:11,253
Jerry, I'm very impressed.
519
00:26:11,293 --> 00:26:13,871
You got a satisfactory result,
avoiding court,
520
00:26:13,911 --> 00:26:17,150
which, given the client's anxiety,
was essential.
521
00:26:17,150 --> 00:26:19,246
Excellent, excellent work.
522
00:26:19,246 --> 00:26:20,670
Thank you, Shirl.
523
00:26:20,670 --> 00:26:22,600
It felt good.
524
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,794
Please, call me Shirley.
525
00:26:24,794 --> 00:26:27,513
Don't ever call me “Shirl.”
526
00:26:32,109 --> 00:26:33,315
What?
527
00:26:33,315 --> 00:26:34,741
–He's not breathing!
–What?
528
00:26:34,781 --> 00:26:36,376
–Do you know CPR?
–No, I don't...
529
00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:38,103
He's not breathing!
Help him!
530
00:26:38,143 --> 00:26:39,958
–Do you know CPR?
–It's a duck.
531
00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:41,912
–Help him! He's gonna die!
–I'm not about to—
532
00:26:41,952 --> 00:26:43,926
Shirley, if you know CPR...
533
00:26:43,926 --> 00:26:46,198
He's not breathing!
–It's a duck!
534
00:26:46,198 --> 00:26:48,511
What's wrong with you?
He's dying!
535
00:26:48,511 --> 00:26:50,780
Oh, for God's sake!
536
00:26:51,952 --> 00:26:54,141
It's, it's cold.
537
00:26:54,141 --> 00:26:55,856
It's dead.
538
00:26:55,856 --> 00:26:57,685
No!
539
00:26:57,685 --> 00:27:01,575
Oh, Larry! Larry!
540
00:27:03,106 --> 00:27:05,942
–What the...
–Dead duck.
541
00:27:11,474 --> 00:27:13,615
A burglar robs your house.
542
00:27:13,615 --> 00:27:16,103
His friend hides him from the police.
543
00:27:16,103 --> 00:27:18,288
They should both go to jail,
shouldn't they?
544
00:27:18,328 --> 00:27:20,672
That's exactly what happened here,
545
00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:22,729
only on a much larger scale.
546
00:27:22,729 --> 00:27:25,228
Our country is quickly
being robbed of its resources
547
00:27:25,268 --> 00:27:28,014
by those who illegally
infiltrate our borders.
548
00:27:28,054 --> 00:27:30,798
Welfare, public education,
549
00:27:30,798 --> 00:27:33,323
our prison system, American medicine,
550
00:27:33,323 --> 00:27:36,689
all are being drained by
the influx of illegal aliens.
551
00:27:36,729 --> 00:27:39,217
And remember,
under federal law,
552
00:27:39,217 --> 00:27:43,028
hospitals are required to treat anyone
who comes in with an emergency,
553
00:27:43,068 --> 00:27:47,257
whether or not they're insured,
documented or able to pay.
554
00:27:47,257 --> 00:27:51,870
In California alone,
84 hospitals are closing their doors
555
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:54,064
because of the rising number
of illegal immigrants
556
00:27:54,104 --> 00:27:57,612
and their non-reimbursed tax
on our system.
557
00:27:57,612 --> 00:27:59,889
We are nearing the breaking point.
558
00:27:59,889 --> 00:28:02,491
This isn't about being heartless.
559
00:28:02,491 --> 00:28:05,568
It's about having to face
a crippling problem.
560
00:28:05,568 --> 00:28:07,364
It would be nice to help everybody,
561
00:28:07,404 --> 00:28:10,702
but we just can't do it anymore.
562
00:28:10,702 --> 00:28:13,182
And it's not compassionate to do it.
563
00:28:13,182 --> 00:28:14,609
Don't be fooled.
564
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:18,637
Father McClinton is not
sparing suffering.
565
00:28:18,637 --> 00:28:21,452
He is simply transferring it,
566
00:28:21,452 --> 00:28:23,912
reallocating it to Americans,
567
00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:28,917
to you and me,
to our children.
568
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:30,725
He is committing a crime,
569
00:28:30,725 --> 00:28:33,488
and he needs to be held accountable.
570
00:28:34,869 --> 00:28:37,504
Even if he is a priest.
571
00:28:53,701 --> 00:28:58,692
In 1903, my great-grandfather
came here from Scotland.
572
00:28:58,692 --> 00:29:01,051
He was 16 years old.
573
00:29:01,051 --> 00:29:03,814
I remember when I was about 7,
574
00:29:03,814 --> 00:29:10,578
him telling me that he had sailed
across the ocean to find his fortune.
575
00:29:10,578 --> 00:29:13,479
It was the happiest day
of his life, he said,
576
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:18,172
the day he arrived here
in the United States of America.
577
00:29:18,172 --> 00:29:20,783
Our nation is so different today.
578
00:29:20,783 --> 00:29:22,852
It's crowded, too much traffic,
579
00:29:22,852 --> 00:29:25,887
not enough housing,
not enough jobs, not enough care.
580
00:29:25,927 --> 00:29:28,002
We're overcome.
581
00:29:28,002 --> 00:29:32,752
And recently, our sense of
national pride has shifted
582
00:29:32,752 --> 00:29:37,769
to a nationalistic institutionalized
paranoia and suspicion of foreigners.
583
00:29:37,769 --> 00:29:39,125
And within that shift,
584
00:29:39,165 --> 00:29:41,489
there's been an erosion
of our civil rights,
585
00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:44,468
our democracy has often
given way to autocracy,
586
00:29:44,508 --> 00:29:48,350
and we've systematically alienated
much of the rest of the world.
587
00:29:48,390 --> 00:29:52,989
But of all the ways
that America has lost sight
588
00:29:52,989 --> 00:29:57,556
of what it means to be America...
immigration...
589
00:29:57,556 --> 00:30:02,847
It's not just a part of
our heritage or landscape,
590
00:30:02,847 --> 00:30:05,824
it's how we were born as a country
591
00:30:05,824 --> 00:30:09,532
and then became the American dream.
592
00:30:09,748 --> 00:30:13,933
Understandably, we can't just
keep letting everybody in.
593
00:30:13,933 --> 00:30:18,953
We've got security issues,
limited resources and at some point...
594
00:30:20,647 --> 00:30:24,321
But what to do with those
who are already here
595
00:30:24,321 --> 00:30:26,216
and have been here for years
596
00:30:26,216 --> 00:30:29,989
as part of our communities,
our workforce, our families?
597
00:30:29,989 --> 00:30:34,444
Do we just throw them out
for being undocumented?
598
00:30:34,444 --> 00:30:37,066
Because as a nation,
we've cultivated them,
599
00:30:37,106 --> 00:30:38,794
wooed them to be here.
600
00:30:38,794 --> 00:30:41,453
And what exactly do we mean
by “undocumented”?
601
00:30:41,493 --> 00:30:44,049
Many of these people have documents
spilling out of their pockets.
602
00:30:44,089 --> 00:30:45,662
They file tax returns.
603
00:30:45,662 --> 00:30:48,847
They're issued driver's
licenses, library cards.
604
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,675
The government actually paves the way
605
00:30:50,715 --> 00:30:52,613
for illegal immigrants
to open bank accounts here.
606
00:30:52,653 --> 00:30:56,481
Bank of America and Citigroup
offer them loans and mortgages.
607
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:59,754
Wellpoint, the nation's largest
healthcare provider,
608
00:30:59,794 --> 00:31:01,104
sells insurance to them,
609
00:31:01,144 --> 00:31:03,952
while Sprint and Verizon
offer them cell phone contracts.
610
00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:06,493
Contrary to the popular myth
611
00:31:06,493 --> 00:31:09,523
that undocumented workers
are a drain on our economy,
612
00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:11,472
they are in truth, vital to it.
613
00:31:11,512 --> 00:31:14,430
That's why this issue is so complicated.
614
00:31:14,430 --> 00:31:16,804
In a very significant way,
615
00:31:16,804 --> 00:31:19,860
either you or a family member
or a friend,
616
00:31:19,860 --> 00:31:21,714
we all have at least one,
617
00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:25,240
if not many, undocumented immigrants
living in our lives.
618
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,653
And if we just start whisking them away,
619
00:31:27,693 --> 00:31:30,949
every one of us will lose
people we care about, rely on,
620
00:31:30,989 --> 00:31:32,642
people we love.
621
00:31:32,642 --> 00:31:35,950
But with perhaps as many as 20 million
622
00:31:35,950 --> 00:31:38,944
undocumented immigrants
living in this country,
623
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:43,113
do not think for a second this doesn't
affect you on a very personal level,
624
00:31:43,153 --> 00:31:44,557
as it affected my client.
625
00:31:44,597 --> 00:31:47,466
Father McClinton reached out
to help somebody he cared about,
626
00:31:47,506 --> 00:31:51,851
one of his parishioners who needed a bed
for her and her 8-year-old son to sleep on.
627
00:31:51,891 --> 00:31:53,338
Does that make him a criminal?
628
00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:55,123
The fact that we're in this courtroom
629
00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:58,411
to discuss anything other than what's
to be done for this woman and her child,
630
00:31:58,451 --> 00:32:01,132
the fact that we're here instead
to punish this priest,
631
00:32:01,172 --> 00:32:03,575
that's what's criminal.
632
00:32:04,192 --> 00:32:08,961
We can no longer be the land of dreams
to the rest of the world.
633
00:32:08,961 --> 00:32:13,537
But when I think of the look
in my great-grandfather's eyes
634
00:32:13,537 --> 00:32:18,052
as he would talk about how truly
blessed he felt to be an American,
635
00:32:18,052 --> 00:32:21,376
to be in a nation that prided itself
636
00:32:21,376 --> 00:32:25,127
on its compassion, its freedom,
its true sense of fairness,
637
00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:29,410
when I think about that,
I think how lucky we are
638
00:32:29,410 --> 00:32:34,790
that there are times when we
still get to believe that.
639
00:32:34,790 --> 00:32:36,726
Please, go back to that room
640
00:32:36,726 --> 00:32:40,689
and declare this day
to be one of those times.
641
00:33:11,612 --> 00:33:13,077
Denny Crane.
642
00:33:13,756 --> 00:33:15,176
Denny Crane bobblehead.
643
00:33:15,216 --> 00:33:16,639
Famous Boston icons.
644
00:33:16,639 --> 00:33:20,800
Ted Williams, Bobby Orr,
Larry Bird and me.
645
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,463
The vet said the duck died
of an apparent coronary,
646
00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:27,769
most likely brought on by you blasting
a shotgun in its direction.
647
00:33:27,809 --> 00:33:32,542
Denny, for you to fire off
a shotgun in an office space,
648
00:33:32,542 --> 00:33:34,993
loaded or not...
649
00:33:35,841 --> 00:33:39,870
Last week you dropped your trousers
in a judge's chambers.
650
00:33:39,870 --> 00:33:43,162
It's getting old, Denny,
and it's getting embarrassing.
651
00:33:43,202 --> 00:33:44,917
Not to me.
652
00:33:53,639 --> 00:33:57,131
This behavior will not
be tolerated much longer.
653
00:33:57,131 --> 00:34:01,118
I don't mean by the other partners,
Denny. I mean by me.
654
00:34:01,118 --> 00:34:02,749
I will fire you.
655
00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:05,498
I won't want to,
but I will damn well do it.
656
00:34:05,538 --> 00:34:08,196
This is a warning.
657
00:34:13,456 --> 00:34:15,774
Could you tell me why?
658
00:34:15,774 --> 00:34:20,769
What would possess you
to get a shotgun?
659
00:34:25,252 --> 00:34:28,692
Shirley, there was a time
when there was a line at my door.
660
00:34:28,732 --> 00:34:31,705
People wanted me on their case.
661
00:34:33,350 --> 00:34:36,333
Now nobody wants me on their case.
662
00:34:40,388 --> 00:34:43,618
Brad and Denise had a little baby girl.
Did you hear?
663
00:34:43,658 --> 00:34:45,654
–I did.
–Fantastic.
664
00:34:45,654 --> 00:34:49,028
You look around.
Brad, Denise, Claire, Alan,
665
00:34:49,028 --> 00:34:53,162
it's all still in front of them, really.
666
00:34:53,162 --> 00:34:55,119
It's not in front of us
anymore, Shirley.
667
00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:59,087
It's almost over.
We're old.
668
00:34:59,087 --> 00:35:02,562
You can feel however you want
about yourself,
669
00:35:02,562 --> 00:35:04,917
and I'll choose how to feel about me.
670
00:35:04,957 --> 00:35:06,506
Shirley...
671
00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:11,658
you're a beautiful woman,
smart, still relevant, really.
672
00:35:11,658 --> 00:35:13,496
But you're old.
673
00:35:13,496 --> 00:35:15,975
You're closing in on the end.
674
00:35:15,975 --> 00:35:19,288
Not as fast as I am, but...
675
00:35:19,288 --> 00:35:22,414
eh, we're rich. We certainly don't
need to work, but we do so,
676
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:24,485
not only because we love it,
677
00:35:24,485 --> 00:35:27,790
but because we're desperate
for distraction,
678
00:35:27,790 --> 00:35:31,141
like running around
shooting a shotgun.
679
00:35:31,141 --> 00:35:37,893
It can be more fun than sitting
in your office acting your age.
680
00:35:48,294 --> 00:35:51,214
Will the defendant please rise?
681
00:35:51,419 --> 00:35:54,849
Mr Foreman, has the jury
reached a unanimous verdict?
682
00:35:54,889 --> 00:35:55,939
We have, your honor.
683
00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:57,641
What say you?
684
00:35:58,430 --> 00:36:00,954
“On the count of harboring
an illegal alien,”
685
00:36:00,994 --> 00:36:04,699
“we find the defendant
Nicholas McClinton”
686
00:36:04,699 --> 00:36:05,757
“guilty.”
687
00:36:05,757 --> 00:36:08,178
Ask your honor to enter a judgment
notwithstanding the verdict.
688
00:36:08,218 --> 00:36:11,445
Denied.
ROR is granted until sentencing.
689
00:36:11,445 --> 00:36:13,127
–We will appeal this.
–Thank you.
690
00:36:13,167 --> 00:36:14,523
Please don't worry.
691
00:36:14,523 --> 00:36:16,103
That's the beauty of my job.
692
00:36:16,143 --> 00:36:18,064
I can do it anywhere.
693
00:36:39,445 --> 00:36:43,309
We're going to have another ceremony
as soon as Denise is feeling up to it, so...
694
00:36:43,349 --> 00:36:45,102
But you are officially married?
695
00:36:45,142 --> 00:36:47,460
Mr and Mrs Brad Chase.
696
00:36:48,052 --> 00:36:49,458
What's your daughter's name, Brad?
697
00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:51,280
–Bradley.
–Okay.
698
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,056
A beautiful thing, having a baby.
699
00:36:53,096 --> 00:36:54,784
Think you got any eggs left, Shirl?
700
00:36:54,824 --> 00:36:58,255
Spit one out for old time's sake.
That'd be a hoot.
701
00:36:58,255 --> 00:37:00,365
Talk about your miracles.
702
00:37:00,812 --> 00:37:04,487
I was just making cocktail conversation.
I apologize.
703
00:37:04,487 --> 00:37:06,569
Hey! Oh, hey.
704
00:37:06,569 --> 00:37:08,337
A special cigar.
705
00:37:08,337 --> 00:37:10,099
I was saving it for your first son.
706
00:37:10,139 --> 00:37:12,093
But what the hell?
A daughter's not so bad.
707
00:37:12,133 --> 00:37:13,622
This isn't China.
–Thanks, Denny.
708
00:37:13,662 --> 00:37:15,569
Straight from Cuba.
709
00:37:15,569 --> 00:37:18,180
As legal as my gardener.
710
00:37:22,935 --> 00:37:26,221
Is that a cigar or what?
Denny Crane.
711
00:37:37,624 --> 00:37:39,016
Quiet tonight.
712
00:37:39,016 --> 00:37:41,071
Well, I lost.
713
00:37:41,349 --> 00:37:43,465
I don't like to lose.
714
00:37:44,245 --> 00:37:48,029
Well, I sympathized with the priest.
715
00:37:51,448 --> 00:37:53,805
But this immigration mess,
you know, it's...
716
00:37:53,845 --> 00:37:54,808
A mess.
717
00:37:54,808 --> 00:37:56,852
At any given moment in my house,
718
00:37:56,892 --> 00:38:00,863
I've got a cook and a maid
and a gardner and a car detailer
719
00:38:00,863 --> 00:38:03,723
and a pool man and a handyman
and a hooker,
720
00:38:03,723 --> 00:38:05,628
and I'd be the only one
that's documented,
721
00:38:05,668 --> 00:38:08,296
except maybe the hooker.
722
00:38:10,770 --> 00:38:14,672
You typically have an answer
for our most difficult problems, Denny.
723
00:38:14,712 --> 00:38:17,658
What's the Tom DeLay
part of you say about this?
724
00:38:17,698 --> 00:38:19,760
Ship them off to Iraq,
let them fight our war,
725
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,289
and after, don't let them back in.
726
00:38:21,329 --> 00:38:22,863
Dig deeper.
727
00:38:23,173 --> 00:38:25,643
Medical research.
Test new drugs on them.
728
00:38:25,683 --> 00:38:27,685
What's your Dick Cheney say?
729
00:38:27,685 --> 00:38:30,446
–Shoot them.
–Problem solved.
730
00:38:31,863 --> 00:38:35,413
Shirley threatened to fire me today.
731
00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:37,705
–For what?
–I killed a duck.
732
00:38:37,705 --> 00:38:40,526
Accident.
It had a heart attack.
733
00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:42,234
Shirley was fond of the duck?
734
00:38:42,274 --> 00:38:44,302
I'm assuming.
735
00:38:45,211 --> 00:38:47,573
She's in denial.
–About the duck?
736
00:38:47,573 --> 00:38:49,730
About getting old.
737
00:38:50,827 --> 00:38:53,727
How is it the youth rule this country?
738
00:38:53,727 --> 00:38:55,615
I don't get it.
The old have all the money.
739
00:38:55,655 --> 00:39:01,001
Yes, but don't you think the real joy in life
lies in the promise of tomorrow?
740
00:39:01,001 --> 00:39:05,504
The young simply have more tomorrows
stacked up. That's all.
741
00:39:05,504 --> 00:39:07,784
Happiness...
742
00:39:08,255 --> 00:39:10,022
is right now, my friend.
743
00:39:10,022 --> 00:39:12,160
On this balcony, right now,
you and me.
744
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,748
I love how you reduce
everything in life to...
745
00:39:15,748 --> 00:39:17,563
You and me.
746
00:39:22,772 --> 00:39:24,298
Alan...
747
00:39:24,665 --> 00:39:27,135
let's drink from the cup.
748
00:39:27,135 --> 00:39:29,422
That's gonna be a lot of scotch.
749
00:39:29,683 --> 00:39:31,972
It's the Holy Grail, man.
750
00:39:32,894 --> 00:39:35,852
Gordie Howe drank from this cup.
751
00:39:37,247 --> 00:39:40,595
Rocket Richard, Basil Pocklington.
752
00:39:40,595 --> 00:39:42,739
Here you go.
753
00:39:45,974 --> 00:39:48,749
Scotch actually breathes
rather well in trophies.
754
00:39:48,789 --> 00:39:53,756
Now we can say we drank
from Lord Stanley's cup.
755
00:39:56,133 --> 00:39:58,155
What a thing to be able
to tell our grandchildren.
756
00:39:58,195 --> 00:39:59,965
–Go get a camera.
–Denny, careful.
757
00:40:00,005 --> 00:40:02,975
No, no, don't worry.
Get a camera, and we'll—
758
00:40:05,328 --> 00:40:08,385
That will leave a significant ding.
759
00:40:10,979 --> 00:40:15,005
Killed a duck, dropped the grail,
all in the same day.