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Leigh. She's leaving me
for an iPhone.

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Leigh is… well, I believe
the American term, a total nut job.

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Would you like to give us a try again?

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–I don't know what to say.
–How about yes?

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I'm surprised at you, Shirley.

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Your fairness compass is always
spot-on. It's fritzing out here.

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We're now having a fight.

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Which you're losing,
and that bothers you.

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I don't know, Denny. Maybe Shirley
and I aren't right for each other.

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–Shirley.
–Ah, Carl, still alive. Well…

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That's mature.

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磊阜力累—NSC 磊阜评
(http://club.nate.com/tsm)

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–Leigh, hello.
–Hello.

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I'm afraid Jerry's not here
at the moment.

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Actually, I came to see you, hello.

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Hello.

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Jerry and I have endeavored
to get back together.

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Yes, I heard. That's wonderful.

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Is it?

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Well, that would seem at odds
with some of your reflections

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which you shared with Jerry during
our brief estrangement period.

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I'm sorry?

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Jerry shared with me that you
encouraged him to forget me.

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You said he could do much better
than me, given that I'm a weirdo.

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Well, that wasn't exactly
the expression I used.

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No. You said nut-job.

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I…

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Jerry was in pain. I was simply
trying to make him feel better.

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Is that something to tense to lift
a person's spirits calling others nut-jobs?

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I apologize, I just—

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I don't want you sharing an office
with him any longer.

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–I beg your pardon?
–Moreover, I don't want you talking to him.

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With all due respect, Leigh,
I don't think you have the right to ask that.

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Oh, let me demand it then.

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If you talk to Jerry,
I may have violent urges.

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I assure you, you don't want that.

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Stay away from my man, Katie.

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That's my last warning.

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–Shirl.
–Andrea. How are you?

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You know me, causing trouble.

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What now?

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Well, I'm suing my town.

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–Asbestos?
–I did that.

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–Power lines?
–Keep going.

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Hazardous waste.

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Alright, here's a clue.
Am I glowing?

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That's right. A wonderful little town of Belmont Falls
wants to build a nuclear power plant.

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I want to enjoin them.

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Andrea, do you have to take up every cause?

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It makes me feel sexy, horny, too.

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Hello.

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Is he any good?

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Not bad, actually.
But a sprinter.

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–How much notice do you need?
–Ready now.

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–What do you got?
–Mad cow.

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Condoms?

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Denny Crane, to serve…

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and protect.

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Boston Legal
4×13 Glow in the Dark

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力烙胶 胶菩捞歹
(举繁 碱绢 娴)

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粮 扼肺涅飘
(漠 劫 娴)

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农府胶蛮 努饭膏郊
(力府 俊胶奇郊 娴)

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霸府 矩家聪 廓府决胶
(努扼坊胶 骇 娴)

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鸥扼 辑赣胶
(纳捞飘 肺捞靛 娴)

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技橇沸 滚肺快令
(肺饭牢 溃矾 娴)

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鸥扼瘤 P. 穷郊
(戎飘聪 芬 娴)

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牡叼胶 滚罢
(既府 酱固飘 娴)

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廓府决 箕飘呈
(单聪 农饭牢 娴)

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雕抛捞记
辫康戎(hwicool@nate.com)

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教农祈笼
辣急康(seedyun@nate.com)

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茄臂锅开
辫抄林(nanjidoo@nate.com)

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ORIGINAL AIR DATE ON ABC: 2008/02/12
QA: ΤΖΩΤΖΙΟΥ (corrected all I could)

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You're smoking.
Why didn't you call me?

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Alan, I just had sex with a stranger.

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Didn't even get her name.

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She was phenomenal,
and I didn't have to pay for it.

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–When did this happen?
–10 minutes ago, right here.

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You had sex 10 minutes ago?

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Finished 9 minutes ago.
I was incredible.

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Alan.

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–Denny just had sex.
–Glad to hear it.

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I could use you on a pretty
important case for free.

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–Actually— –Thank you, we're meeting in
the conference room ASAP.

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Still aroused if you want in.

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Rain check.

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I love it when I don't know their names.

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The biggest thing going for you
is their start-up costs.

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Nuclear power plants typically take up
to 4 billion just to get off the ground.

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Public opposition and red tape
could sometimes double that.

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But you can assume that they've already
spent millions just getting this far.

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Wow, now I really am glowing.
Andrea Michele, the client.

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I'm told that it's all about keeping
the customer happy here. You are…

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This would be Alan Shore.

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Give me one week,
and I'll get rid of that baby fat.

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I'm rather fond of my baby fat.

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Great, then you'll love mine.

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Ah, Andrea, can we just get serious
about this case for a minute?

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I'm very serious.
Where should we go to discuss it?

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How about my desk?

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Well, well, a little windmill tilting.
How fun. Don't get up.

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Looks painful.
Shirley, you still look fantastic.

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Cream and sugar for me.
Jack Ross.

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Don't speak, you'd ruin it for me.
You would be the client.

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–Jack! –You remembered. And here
I thought it was just physical.

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You heard me say cream
and sugar, right?

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This is for you Shirley, because I care.

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What is it?

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Well, I would call it a righteous complaint
suing Ms Michele for defamation and libel.

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You might characterize it as a SLAPP suit
designed to send a message

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to other potential plaintiffs it'll cost them.

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Okay, tea then.

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Does the old guy talk?

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You used to be taller.

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Uh, everybody out, now, please.

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Except you, Jack, you stay.

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Go.

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–He's cute.
–Tell a friend.

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Still trying to impress me
after all these years?

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I am. Did I?

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Maybe a little.

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I meant that part about you
still looking fantastic.

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Thank you.

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Can we talk about this case?
–Fine.

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I'm about saving the planet.
What are you up to?

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With nuclear energy?

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We're not gonna get it done driving your
hybrid. You do drive one I hope?

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–How have you been?
–I've been good.

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–How many kids?
–Six, all of them great.

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Kim's doing well.

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–She, still teaching?
–She is, what about you?

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How are all the spouses?
–Funny.

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I'm between husbands at the moment.

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Well, if I were single.

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I have to say,

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I'm very happy to see you
still tilting at windmills, Shirley.

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See you in court, Jack.

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It's a date.

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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM

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–Morning.
–Morning, Jerry.

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It's quite a tie.
–Leigh picked it.

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She likes bowties.

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–Leigh paid me a little visit this morning.
–She did?

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Other than demanding I not speak to you,
and her threatening me with violence,

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it was quite a pleasant encounter, actually.

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Excuse me?

146
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She's quite crossed that
I called her a nut-job.

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What possibly possessed you
to tell her I said that, Jerry?

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Well…

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Here I am, trying to mitigate some of
your pain, and you repeat my words.

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It was a betrayal, Jerry.

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I'm sorry.
I don't know why I shared that.

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I was not trying to alienate you
from her, I promise.

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How dare she enter my office,
demand I stop communicating with you,

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threatening me physically.
She's not a well person.

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I'll speak to her.

156
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So, Jack Ross.

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Small world, I guess.

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No, Shirley, it's a big world, actually.

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The fact that you seemed to have
had sex with everybody in it.

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That isn't nice.

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So, what's the story with him?

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We went out in law school.

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That's about it.

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A nuclear bomb? In Belmont Falls?

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A nuclear power plant, judge.
Small difference, if you're into details,

166
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one destroys the planet,
the other saves it.

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Too much minutiæ?
I can take criticism.

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One for yes, two for no.

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–I think you lost him.
–That's enough.

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Mr Shore, start your case,
and make it quick.

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I'll make it very quick.

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A nuclear power plant jeopardises
health and safety of everyone in Belmont Falls.

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Actually it doesn't, but
don't let the facts stop you.

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Let me call a witness, judge,
I can tell you everything you need to know.

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–One o'clock.
–Wait! It's my motion.

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One o'clock.
We're adjourned.

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Look, nothing personal.

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Client wants me to put on a show.
I promise, underneath all the bloodstream,

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I'm a complete ass.

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Well, it's 10:30 now, we don't
have to be back until 01:00.

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What do we do in the meantime?

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And I mean the entire “meantime”.

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Did you actually say those things?

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I did.

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00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:08,583
I have no excuse.
Jerry, I'm deeply ashamed.

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00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:10,088
I don't understand.

187
00:09:10,088 --> 00:09:14,392
I feel hugely threatened by her.
I get this vibe.

188
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What vibe?

189
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That you like her, that if she were available,
you'd prefer her, would you?

190
00:09:23,291 --> 00:09:24,909
No.

191
00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:28,876
Katie is a friend and a colleague,
nothing more.

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I'll apologize, I'm so sorry.

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Nuclear power plants.
There's a blast from the past.

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–You're glowing.
–Funny.

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No, really. Glowing.

196
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You've had sex.

197
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I have actually.

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Tell me.

199
00:09:59,309 --> 00:10:03,224
Her name is Andrea.
She's…

200
00:10:06,623 --> 00:10:10,519
This woman is completely untamed.

201
00:10:10,519 --> 00:10:14,957
She brought out the degenerate-me
I so miss. I felt liberated.

202
00:10:14,957 --> 00:10:20,903
I get to be everything I and others
so loathe about myself.

203
00:10:22,807 --> 00:10:27,329
First I had stranger sex,
now you're with, uh, Andrea?

204
00:10:27,329 --> 00:10:28,718
Oh, it's like sharing.

205
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:32,130
It's almost as if we had
sex together in a way.

206
00:10:33,945 --> 00:10:35,188
Almost.

207
00:10:35,188 --> 00:10:37,990
Alan, I wanna ask you something.
I've never done this before, eh…

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00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:40,579
you probably have done but, I haven't.

209
00:10:40,579 --> 00:10:42,457
I don't like where this is going.

210
00:10:42,497 --> 00:10:47,120
Alan, I've always wanted
to do a little swingin'.

211
00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:51,091
And it sounds like our girls
would go for it.

212
00:10:53,169 --> 00:10:55,995
I'm afraid seeing you naked
could make me…

213
00:10:55,995 --> 00:10:58,419
Huh, that can be in the dark.

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00:10:58,419 --> 00:11:01,834
–Even so.
–What⁈ Different rooms?

215
00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:04,272
Come on, Alan, once.

216
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:07,706
Before we go, let's swing.

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00:11:11,995 --> 00:11:13,927
Katie.

218
00:11:13,927 --> 00:11:16,888
Jerry told me about your conversation
and I feel just awful.

219
00:11:16,928 --> 00:11:19,028
–As well you should, I must say.
–Yes.

220
00:11:19,068 --> 00:11:21,484
Had I known that you were
such a wimpy little cry-baby,

221
00:11:21,524 --> 00:11:24,088
I never would have bothered
with you, I promise.

222
00:11:24,128 --> 00:11:29,916
Anyway, for Jerry, I'm apologizing.
Other than that…

223
00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:32,044
watch your back.

224
00:11:38,975 --> 00:11:41,749
A nuclear power plant
is actually very simple.

225
00:11:41,789 --> 00:11:45,473
We boil water to create steam
to turn a turbine to make electricity.

226
00:11:45,513 --> 00:11:49,219
But instead of burning fuel to generate heat,
we use nuclear fission.

227
00:11:49,259 --> 00:11:51,172
–What about green house gases?
–None.

228
00:11:51,212 --> 00:11:52,261
–Acid rain?
–None.

229
00:11:52,301 --> 00:11:53,746
–Urban smoke?
–None.

230
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,504
It's one of the greenest ways we can go.

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00:11:55,544 --> 00:11:57,125
Is it safe?

232
00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:59,078
We all remember Chernobyl.

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00:11:59,078 --> 00:12:02,429
Our nuclear power plants have
multiple layers of security

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00:12:02,469 --> 00:12:04,887
and high level of operational performance.

235
00:12:04,927 --> 00:12:07,874
Boy, I'm sure glad you showed up.
You seem to have all the answers.

236
00:12:07,914 --> 00:12:11,676
I love people who have all the answers.
Don't you, judge?

237
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,857
Of course you've had
all the answers before,

238
00:12:13,897 --> 00:12:18,972
in 1925, the international commission
on radiological protection

239
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:22,780
set the radiation exposure limit
at 100 rem per year.

240
00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:25,875
Anything under was safe.
We now know they were wrong.

241
00:12:25,915 --> 00:12:31,585
–Yes. –And in 1934, the national council
on radiation protection

242
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:35,225
set the standard at 36 rem per year.
Positive that was safe.

243
00:12:35,265 --> 00:12:37,489
And we now know that's also
way too high.

244
00:12:37,529 --> 00:12:41,995
In fact, the acceptable level of
radiation keeps getting reduced
the more and more we learn.

245
00:12:42,035 --> 00:12:44,714
Good thing, I guess, we now know everything.
Wouldn't you agree?

246
00:12:44,754 --> 00:12:46,884
Nuclear power plants are safe.
I know that.

247
00:12:46,924 --> 00:12:51,286
Yes, unless there's a design flaw,
or human error,

248
00:12:51,286 --> 00:12:54,900
or unsafe procedures,
or a terrorist attack.

249
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,834
–I tried to deal with probabilities, not—
–Really?

250
00:12:56,874 --> 00:12:59,737
I lean towards certainty
when being even a tiny bit off

251
00:12:59,777 --> 00:13:01,780
could wipe out hundreds
and thousands of people.

252
00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:04,709
You want a certainty?
Global warming is killing us.

253
00:13:04,749 --> 00:13:06,014
Unless we explore new ways to—

254
00:13:06,054 --> 00:13:08,511
–What about solar power…
–That's good, but not enough.

255
00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:11,832
Alright, alright, alright,
I'd like to hear from Ms Michele, please.

256
00:13:11,872 --> 00:13:15,581
Well, it's good thing
I was almost finished.

257
00:13:17,271 --> 00:13:21,561
Um, Your Honor, would it be possible
for me to testify from here?

258
00:13:21,813 --> 00:13:23,395
Why?

259
00:13:23,395 --> 00:13:25,965
Well, this is very embarrassing,
but I'm…

260
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:29,420
I would just feel more comfortable
with a little distance from you.

261
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:33,169
I'm deeply attracted to you.
And my flirting can sometimes…

262
00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:34,815
Well, I just don't want to do anything

263
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:39,079
that would make you think
that I don't take this case seriously.

264
00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:42,009
Shame.

265
00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:52,605
You need to tone it down.

266
00:13:52,605 --> 00:13:55,934
–Why? Was I inappropriate?
–Andrea.

267
00:13:57,936 --> 00:13:59,236
Uh, there he is.

268
00:13:59,236 --> 00:14:02,568
I can't wait to be cross-examined
by you. Don't be gentle.

269
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,596
Andrea.

270
00:14:05,883 --> 00:14:08,595
So, Jack, here to settle?

271
00:14:08,595 --> 00:14:10,737
You remember the Old Bailey,
in Harvard Square?

272
00:14:10,777 --> 00:14:14,535
Gee, how could I?
We only ate there seven days a week.

273
00:14:14,535 --> 00:14:20,013
Still open, hamburgers are rumoured
to be just as good, what do you say?

274
00:14:21,335 --> 00:14:24,799
Carl, uh, Jack and I were just
talking about grabbing a bite later.

275
00:14:24,839 --> 00:14:27,748
Remember the Old Bailey?
You wanna join us?

276
00:14:27,748 --> 00:14:31,449
I'd love to, but, you two go ahead.

277
00:14:31,449 --> 00:14:33,735
You never said he was funny.

278
00:14:38,441 --> 00:14:42,140
So, Jack, can I see the photos of
these kids you keep bragging about?

279
00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:44,346
Well, it took you long enough.

280
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,737
Ah, let's see.

281
00:14:47,737 --> 00:14:50,014
There's Steph, looks just like her mother.

282
00:14:50,054 --> 00:14:53,502
–Oh, God, she's beautiful.
–Yes, she is.

283
00:14:53,502 --> 00:14:55,945
And ah, here's Michael.

284
00:14:55,945 --> 00:15:00,499
Also looks like Kim, also beautiful.
I wonder if they're really mine.

285
00:15:00,893 --> 00:15:02,324
I'm having trouble believing this.

286
00:15:02,364 --> 00:15:04,022
I promise you, Jerry,
I wouldn't make it up.

287
00:15:04,062 --> 00:15:05,195
“Watch your back!”?

288
00:15:05,235 --> 00:15:08,175
Her exact words,
she's a bit off I'm afraid.

289
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:11,868
–I'll talk to her.
–No, please headbutt her.

290
00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:15,564
–Is there any chance you could
have got it wrong? –None.

291
00:15:18,261 --> 00:15:19,510
I'm all for saving the planet,

292
00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:21,507
but sorry, I don't feel like getting
cancer in the process.

293
00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:23,896
And do you have any evidence
that you would?

294
00:15:23,936 --> 00:15:25,687
Oh, come on.
Radiation?

295
00:15:25,687 --> 00:15:29,219
Even this administration's scientific commissions
which don't include any scientist,

296
00:15:29,259 --> 00:15:33,068
I admit, say that they're risk,
and they're pro-nuke.

297
00:15:33,068 --> 00:15:34,675
Hello.

298
00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:38,848
And yet many environmentalists
are for them, are they not?

299
00:15:38,888 --> 00:15:40,936
Yeah, but I doubt that
they wanna live near them.

300
00:15:40,976 --> 00:15:42,802
And there're just as many
that are against them.

301
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,217
By the way, and I don't mean
to get political here,

302
00:15:45,257 --> 00:15:49,565
how can our administration can claim
on the one hand
that there're terrorists out there, be afraid,

303
00:15:49,605 --> 00:15:51,126
and on the other hand, be pro-nuke,

304
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,657
when it should be obvious to anyone
that you build these plants,

305
00:15:53,697 --> 00:15:57,983
you multiply by a thousand the risk
of nuclear weapons proliferation.

306
00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:02,594
Alright, just one weekend on the vineyard,
don't make me bark for it.

307
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,812
Have you read the EPA's report
on nuclear power plants?

308
00:16:07,852 --> 00:16:09,843
The fixes in it?
The EPA, everybody knows that.

309
00:16:09,883 --> 00:16:12,838
Take that as no. What about the Nuclear
Regulatory Commission's report?

310
00:16:12,878 --> 00:16:14,130
I'm waiting for the movie to come out.

311
00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:16,149
How about the National Academy of Science?

312
00:16:16,189 --> 00:16:18,386
Sweetie, I'd be happy to swap reading list.

313
00:16:18,426 --> 00:16:20,645
Just fax them to me on
the vineyard I'd be with the judgie.

314
00:16:20,685 --> 00:16:22,637
In the meantime,
I don't care who writes what.

315
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:26,245
I don't want a nuclear reactor
in my neighbourhood.

316
00:16:26,245 --> 00:16:27,933
Do you?

317
00:16:35,409 --> 00:16:38,790
She makes for a good witness,
but uh, it can't just go away.

318
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:42,109
This is billions of dollars of
research and development.

319
00:16:42,149 --> 00:16:45,724
Just pick a another locale,
far away from Andrea.

320
00:16:45,724 --> 00:16:48,541
Something tells me Andrea gets around.

321
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,295
Besides, there is no other place.

322
00:16:50,335 --> 00:16:53,898
It's either too residential, or commercial district,
or it's a park we tried to swamp.

323
00:16:53,938 --> 00:16:57,858
It was protected as wetlands.
There're 60 acres of nothing in Belmont Falls.

324
00:16:57,898 --> 00:16:59,706
Why are you smiling at me?

325
00:16:59,706 --> 00:17:05,017
I'm just remembering all our dreams
in college, how idealistic we both were.

326
00:17:05,017 --> 00:17:07,307
Now look at us.
–What?

327
00:17:07,307 --> 00:17:09,568
We're arguing cases we both
strongly believe in.

328
00:17:09,608 --> 00:17:12,866
Is there some law that
it's wrong to fight for principles,

329
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:15,267
and make a fortune while doing so?

330
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,807
There must be.

331
00:17:17,434 --> 00:17:19,471
These burgers are just as good at least.

332
00:17:19,511 --> 00:17:22,257
Hey, we're just as good.

333
00:17:22,257 --> 00:17:24,757
Better. Seriously.

334
00:17:24,757 --> 00:17:28,103
Other than some minor physical depreciation,

335
00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:31,583
we think better, we have a maturity
that gives us perspective,

336
00:17:31,623 --> 00:17:35,111
we love better, we appreciate
what's really important, we're at our peak.

337
00:17:35,151 --> 00:17:39,990
Like autumn foliage,
just before all the leaves fall off.

338
00:17:43,545 --> 00:17:45,884
Do you have any regrets, Jack?

339
00:17:46,251 --> 00:17:50,037
Well, I was hoping you did,
being the one who left.

340
00:17:51,943 --> 00:17:53,953
You seem happy.

341
00:17:55,482 --> 00:17:58,584
These hamburgers are
just as good, aren't they?

342
00:18:06,345 --> 00:18:10,249
Am I getting my ass whipped?
Not that I don't like that.

343
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:13,486
We have a tough case, Andrea.

344
00:18:14,288 --> 00:18:20,256
Also I'm not entirely sure it helps for you
to be inviting the judge to the vineyard.

345
00:18:20,256 --> 00:18:22,936
You're right, that's where you and I go.

346
00:18:28,114 --> 00:18:37,761
I have a close friend who's
proposed a ridiculous idea.

347
00:18:39,867 --> 00:18:41,455
Swinging.

348
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:44,452
That just sounds absurd.

349
00:18:45,214 --> 00:18:48,601
But I admit, I didn't speak for me,
'cause I've never done it before.

350
00:18:48,641 --> 00:18:50,542
Who's the friend?

351
00:18:53,084 --> 00:18:57,979
Uh, Denny Crane.
He's a lawyer here.

352
00:18:57,979 --> 00:18:59,397
Is he now?

353
00:18:59,397 --> 00:19:01,934
Not that you would ever
consider, of course.

354
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,909
My vine or yours?

355
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:08,228
–Really?
–I shock you.

356
00:19:09,385 --> 00:19:13,107
Not yet, but I'm hoping.

357
00:19:16,103 --> 00:19:19,017
Well, it's late.

358
00:19:19,017 --> 00:19:22,780
I am a little bit drunk,
and I have to be in court in the morning.

359
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:24,235
I do too, remember?

360
00:19:24,235 --> 00:19:28,929
No, you've been such a wallflower.
I forgot you were even on this case.

361
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:35,465
Does your wife know you're
out with me tonight?

362
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,562
She does, actually.

363
00:19:37,953 --> 00:19:41,729
I'm too old and too smart
to lie about matters.

364
00:19:48,004 --> 00:19:50,977
Why are you looking at me like that?

365
00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:56,646
Well, sometimes I'm too old
and too smart to speak the truth.

366
00:20:00,829 --> 00:20:04,119
You still play the piano?
There's a piano over there.

367
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:08,199
–You're trying to get rid of me.
–I am, actually.

368
00:20:08,943 --> 00:20:12,622
Plus I always loved to hear
when you sing.

369
00:20:12,622 --> 00:20:15,828
Okay, a song it is.

370
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:22,834
Any request?
–Scotch.

371
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:41,069
♫ Once upon a time ♫

372
00:20:41,069 --> 00:20:44,458
♫ A girl with moonlight in her eyes ♫

373
00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:49,792
♫ Put her hand in mine ♫

374
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:53,707
♫ And said she loved me so ♫

375
00:20:55,612 --> 00:20:59,519
♫ But that was once upon a time ♫

376
00:21:01,576 --> 00:21:04,392
♫ Very long ago ♫

377
00:21:07,795 --> 00:21:14,061
♫ How the breeze rustled through her hair ♫

378
00:21:14,061 --> 00:21:17,002
♫ How we always laughed as though ♫

379
00:21:17,002 --> 00:21:20,738
♫ Tomorrow wasn't there ♫

380
00:21:21,218 --> 00:21:26,907
♫ We were young and didn't have a care ♫

381
00:21:28,471 --> 00:21:35,768
♫ Where did it go ♫

382
00:21:38,073 --> 00:21:41,487
♫ Once upon a time ♫

383
00:21:41,487 --> 00:21:47,915
♫ World was sweeter than we knew ♫

384
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:51,354
♫ Everything was ours ♫

385
00:21:51,354 --> 00:21:56,398
♫ How happy we were then ♫

386
00:21:56,804 --> 00:22:05,054
♫ But somehow once upon a time ♫

387
00:22:07,752 --> 00:22:14,847
♫ Never comes again ♫

388
00:22:33,696 --> 00:22:35,000
Shirley.

389
00:22:37,018 --> 00:22:38,906
Uh, one second?

390
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,575
Go get Alan, tell him we need to go.

391
00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:47,901
Probably it isn't the best time, but…

392
00:22:47,901 --> 00:22:51,328
I don't think it's working out.

393
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:52,981
What isn't working out?

394
00:22:52,981 --> 00:22:54,745
Us.

395
00:22:54,745 --> 00:22:57,656
You, me, us.

396
00:22:57,656 --> 00:23:00,442
I think we should take a little break.

397
00:23:00,916 --> 00:23:04,429
–What happened?
–Nothing's happened, I just…

398
00:23:04,429 --> 00:23:08,521
We can talk more about it later.
–No, we'll talk about it now.

399
00:23:09,827 --> 00:23:12,224
I want an explanation, please.

400
00:23:14,299 --> 00:23:18,053
Look, Shirley, I adore you.
I think that you are a phenomenal woman.

401
00:23:18,093 --> 00:23:21,814
But you and I are simply not a match.

402
00:23:21,814 --> 00:23:24,895
Let's just leave it at that.
–No, let's not leave it at that.

403
00:23:24,935 --> 00:23:29,002
What's going on?
–I told you, I want out.

404
00:23:30,221 --> 00:23:32,855
Okay, you're fired.

405
00:23:32,855 --> 00:23:34,489
What? For what reason?

406
00:23:34,489 --> 00:23:37,632
I'll give you three.
First, I'm pissed.

407
00:23:37,632 --> 00:23:41,061
Second, the name of this firm is
Crane, Pool & Schmidt.

408
00:23:41,101 --> 00:23:45,140
And the third, I am Schmidt.
You're done.

409
00:23:50,366 --> 00:23:51,789
She denies it?

410
00:23:51,789 --> 00:23:55,250
She thinks you, maybe,
misinterpreted it.

411
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:57,771
Yes, what part of “Watch your back”
did I get wrong?

412
00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,576
–Katie, is it possible?
–No, Jerry, it is not.

413
00:24:00,616 --> 00:24:04,176
You have to admit what you're suggesting
is totally outside of Leigh's character.

414
00:24:04,216 --> 00:24:06,983
What I'm suggesting?
So, you don't believe me now.

415
00:24:07,023 --> 00:24:09,370
No, it's not that I don't believe you,
it's just—

416
00:24:09,410 --> 00:24:10,886
Just what, then?

417
00:24:15,565 --> 00:24:18,615
I think there's always
two sides to every story,

418
00:24:18,655 --> 00:24:22,183
and I'm wondering if it's possible that
the truth here lies somewhere in the middle.

419
00:24:22,223 --> 00:24:24,998
It doesn't.
Your girl friend's a psycho.

420
00:24:25,493 --> 00:24:28,900
Americans are big babies, Your Honor.

421
00:24:29,888 --> 00:24:32,543
I will not have you attacking
this fine country of mine

422
00:24:32,583 --> 00:24:34,944
as we try to spread democracy
around the world.

423
00:24:34,984 --> 00:24:36,869
Yeah, while the reason we wanna give
the world democracy is

424
00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:39,019
so that we can get back
their oil in return.

425
00:24:39,059 --> 00:24:41,156
But it's game over, judge.

426
00:24:41,156 --> 00:24:43,930
We can't depend on oil from
other countries, any more.

427
00:24:43,970 --> 00:24:45,534
I could say we should draw for our own.

428
00:24:45,574 --> 00:24:49,065
But folks don't wanna hear that either.
Tear up our own soil? Forget it.

429
00:24:49,105 --> 00:24:52,826
The problem with Americans is we,
we don't wanna make sacrifices.

430
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:54,706
Well, we have to.

431
00:24:54,706 --> 00:24:58,328
And if you truly wanna save the planet,
to rely less on petroleum,

432
00:24:58,368 --> 00:24:59,900
to reduce the green house gas emissions,

433
00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:03,830
we simply have to commit
to the nuclear power industry.

434
00:25:03,830 --> 00:25:05,404
Are there some risks involved?

435
00:25:05,444 --> 00:25:07,082
Sure. Like with everything.

436
00:25:07,122 --> 00:25:09,953
There're bigger risks in building
nuclear bombs,

437
00:25:09,993 --> 00:25:12,868
but we do so because
we consider them necessary.

438
00:25:12,908 --> 00:25:16,301
Well, power plants are morsel?
and they're vile?

439
00:25:16,301 --> 00:25:20,163
We've already got a 104 reactors
in 66 plants in the US.

440
00:25:20,163 --> 00:25:22,163
And we're not all dying of cancer.

441
00:25:22,203 --> 00:25:27,578
In fact, since power plants don't burn fossil fuels
and send carbon dioxide into the air,

442
00:25:27,618 --> 00:25:30,305
we'll probably have less cancer
as a result of them.

443
00:25:30,345 --> 00:25:32,897
But just because a few babies saw
‘China Syndrome’

444
00:25:32,937 --> 00:25:36,659
or the word Chernobyl pops up every now
and again in the Sunday crossword,

445
00:25:36,699 --> 00:25:39,433
we panic at the mention.

446
00:25:39,433 --> 00:25:41,370
Let's grow up.

447
00:25:41,370 --> 00:25:44,938
Nuclear power will save lives, money,
energy, and the planet.

448
00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:48,060
Already they produce 1/5 of
America's electricity.

449
00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:50,793
In Vermont, maybe your greener state,
it's 70%,

450
00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:52,551
Still need a reason?
How about this?

451
00:25:52,591 --> 00:25:53,995
We have no choice.

452
00:25:53,995 --> 00:25:58,305
Coal and oil supplies are being exhausted.
One day, they'll be gone.

453
00:25:58,345 --> 00:26:00,825
We have no choice.
–Sure we do.

454
00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:05,663
There's solar energy, hydroelectric power,
and of course, listening to Mr Ross,

455
00:26:05,703 --> 00:26:09,701
one has reminded of the enormous potential
of wind, his closing argument alone.

456
00:26:09,741 --> 00:26:11,940
I'm sure he could have fueled
Hillary's electrolysis.

457
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:14,385
By the way, she is willing to
explore nuclear power.

458
00:26:14,425 --> 00:26:17,652
As our Obama, Mit, Rudy,
they all are, except Edwards.

459
00:26:17,692 --> 00:26:19,487
It's in now to be pro-nuke.

460
00:26:19,487 --> 00:26:22,063
Elle magazine says nuclear power is cool.

461
00:26:22,103 --> 00:26:24,444
And I'm the only one who's scared to death?

462
00:26:24,484 --> 00:26:26,976
The amount of radiation we're talking about,

463
00:26:27,016 --> 00:26:30,125
I mean, my dentist still flees the room
when he X-rays my teeth.

464
00:26:30,165 --> 00:26:31,777
Any exposure is harmful.

465
00:26:31,777 --> 00:26:36,959
Every scientist says so, not even
the gifted but gusty Mr Ross can dispute that.

466
00:26:36,999 --> 00:26:42,585
Radiation exposure causes cancer.
Within the plume of Three Mile Island,

467
00:26:42,585 --> 00:26:46,857
there was 300% to 400%
increase in lung cancer,

468
00:26:46,857 --> 00:26:50,345
a 600 to 700% increase in leukemia.

469
00:26:50,345 --> 00:26:53,107
Why the hell do you think they
haven't build one of these since 1970s?

470
00:26:53,147 --> 00:26:54,725
And we all feel safe?

471
00:26:54,725 --> 00:26:57,953
That nothing will go horribly wrong
with our leaders in charge?

472
00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:01,463
Where the hell was Condi to talk
about the big mushroom cloud?

473
00:27:01,503 --> 00:27:04,646
And if the next suicide hijacker,

474
00:27:04,646 --> 00:27:07,568
instead of pointing at a high rise,
aims for a power plant,

475
00:27:07,608 --> 00:27:09,525
it's lights out.
Pun intended.

476
00:27:09,565 --> 00:27:12,838
Which is why these nukes are
regarded by many security analysts

477
00:27:12,878 --> 00:27:16,023
as a sort of pre-positioned
weapons of mass destruction.

478
00:27:16,063 --> 00:27:19,667
And the reactor's container domes are
built to withstand the impact of a jetliner.

479
00:27:19,707 --> 00:27:22,384
Oh, balls, you don't need
to be a genius to know

480
00:27:22,424 --> 00:27:25,963
that a fully loaded jetliner
would at least crack the damn thing,

481
00:27:26,003 --> 00:27:28,935
cause a massive radioactive—
–What are you, an engineer, now?

482
00:27:28,975 --> 00:27:31,942
At least have the decency to strap
yourself to a polygraph…
–What if a spy for…

483
00:27:31,982 --> 00:27:33,830
–…so we know which lie is…
–Have you thought about that? We don't have?

484
00:27:33,870 --> 00:27:35,586
Silence!

485
00:27:37,710 --> 00:27:42,523
Mr Shore, would you wrap it up,
please, and quickly.

486
00:27:42,523 --> 00:27:45,261
–One last thought, judge.
–Thank god.

487
00:27:45,261 --> 00:27:49,414
I'm going to skip over the whole
section I had on earthquakes,

488
00:27:49,414 --> 00:27:50,977
and proceed right to the waste.

489
00:27:51,017 --> 00:27:57,406
These facilities will produce
tons and tons and tons…

490
00:28:00,066 --> 00:28:02,950
And tons and tons of nuclear waste.

491
00:28:02,950 --> 00:28:04,264
Where should we store it?

492
00:28:04,304 --> 00:28:09,018
Already we have 55,000
metric tons of the crap

493
00:28:09,018 --> 00:28:11,183
with no real idea of
what the hell to do with that.

494
00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:13,459
Our best plan today?
It's to just bury it somewhere.

495
00:28:13,499 --> 00:28:15,871
Pump the radioactive stuff
back into the earth

496
00:28:15,911 --> 00:28:19,700
until one day the entire planet
will be full of it.

497
00:28:20,410 --> 00:28:22,336
Like you.

498
00:28:23,414 --> 00:28:25,377
–Alright, I shall rule—
–I lied.

499
00:28:25,417 --> 00:28:26,730
We know where they'll go

500
00:28:26,770 --> 00:28:30,630
as other communities like Belmont Falls
hire lawyers to say “Not in my backyard”

501
00:28:30,670 --> 00:28:33,422
and the likes of the Sierra Club
keep it out of the deserts in parks.

502
00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,910
We know exactly where the waste
will eventually go.

503
00:28:35,950 --> 00:28:37,458
In the poor communities.

504
00:28:37,498 --> 00:28:40,463
Just like they get the power plants,
landfills and fast food restaurants.

505
00:28:40,503 --> 00:28:42,753
That's one of the wonderful things
about America.

506
00:28:42,793 --> 00:28:45,952
The poor always get
what's coming to them.

507
00:29:01,666 --> 00:29:04,755
Katie, hello. Is Jerry around?

508
00:29:04,755 --> 00:29:09,218
He is actually. He is under my desk
licking my thigh at the moment.

509
00:29:09,218 --> 00:29:12,085
That was dishonest of me.
I apologize.

510
00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:15,827
I suppose it's not good
to be dishonest, is it, Leigh?

511
00:29:15,827 --> 00:29:18,542
–I'm feeling hostility.
–Are you now?

512
00:29:18,542 --> 00:29:23,163
Jerry says you categorically deny
having told me to watch my back.

513
00:29:23,163 --> 00:29:27,603
Katie, I'm not going to get into
accusations over who said what.

514
00:29:27,966 --> 00:29:30,535
I was hoping you and I could be friends.

515
00:29:30,575 --> 00:29:35,172
Um, excellent. How does one define
friendship in Leigh Swift terms?

516
00:29:35,172 --> 00:29:38,721
Well, I would define it…

517
00:29:38,721 --> 00:29:42,690
by you keeping your slutty
well-traveled hands away from Jerry.

518
00:29:42,730 --> 00:29:48,570
I would define it by you not sticking
your big sloppy, floppy breast in his face.

519
00:29:48,570 --> 00:29:51,781
And if you keep looking at me like that,
I'll punch your lights out.

520
00:29:51,821 --> 00:29:55,115
Uh, wanna run and tell now?

521
00:30:00,522 --> 00:30:03,693
He dumped you?
Just like that?

522
00:30:03,693 --> 00:30:05,332
Yes.

523
00:30:08,749 --> 00:30:10,454
I don't want you to be alone tonight.

524
00:30:10,494 --> 00:30:11,670
Damn it, Denny.

525
00:30:11,670 --> 00:30:14,586
Let me fill the void, that I once
gave so unselfishly to.

526
00:30:14,626 --> 00:30:18,006
You stay away from my void.

527
00:30:24,306 --> 00:30:26,368
Are you okay?

528
00:30:26,949 --> 00:30:32,283
I'm, I'm just shocked, I guess.

529
00:30:32,605 --> 00:30:35,496
All the childish…

530
00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:42,818
Shirley, you say childish
when it's really just weak.

531
00:30:42,818 --> 00:30:45,080
Sounds like Carl.

532
00:30:45,784 --> 00:30:51,152
Just can't handle all that
is Shirley Schmidt?

533
00:30:53,551 --> 00:30:58,485
Whatever you need, Shirley,
a shoulder, a hug, an erection?

534
00:30:58,485 --> 00:31:04,612
Shirley, whatever you need,
I'm here.

535
00:31:04,907 --> 00:31:07,611
I know that, Denny,

536
00:31:07,611 --> 00:31:12,392
which is the reason yours
is the office I came in to.

537
00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:22,745
–Where's Alan?
–He's meeting us at the court house.

538
00:31:26,011 --> 00:31:28,883
Is there a cold draft in here or…?

539
00:31:30,382 --> 00:31:31,909
Hello.

540
00:31:32,628 --> 00:31:34,778
–What are you doing tonight?
–Whatever you have in mind.

541
00:31:34,818 --> 00:31:36,977
Whatever?
No strings attached?

542
00:31:36,977 --> 00:31:38,415
Strings? No.

543
00:31:38,415 --> 00:31:41,573
Binds? Absolutely.

544
00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:58,017
I would like to know why.

545
00:32:01,030 --> 00:32:03,240
You and I…

546
00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:10,936
You want somebody to complement your life,
Shirley, as opposed to being part of it.

547
00:32:10,936 --> 00:32:16,912
The word “soul mate” is
as cliché as it is unrealistic.

548
00:32:16,912 --> 00:32:19,109
Or so I thought.

549
00:32:19,642 --> 00:32:22,095
–And?
–And…

550
00:32:22,095 --> 00:32:24,618
I went to the Old Bailey.

551
00:32:24,618 --> 00:32:27,163
And I saw you two.

552
00:32:27,163 --> 00:32:33,098
What you had with Jack Ross
—you may very well still have—,

553
00:32:33,098 --> 00:32:35,732
you and I will never know.

554
00:32:39,896 --> 00:32:43,163
Carl, what you and I have is…

555
00:32:43,163 --> 00:32:45,984
You deserve more.

556
00:32:47,601 --> 00:32:49,672
And so do I.

557
00:32:59,798 --> 00:33:02,545
If it's okay with you,

558
00:33:02,545 --> 00:33:05,985
I want to assume I'm not really fired.

559
00:33:26,186 --> 00:33:27,896
Leigh, hello.

560
00:33:27,896 --> 00:33:30,301
My! Certainly seeing a lot of you these days.

561
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:35,254
You see, that was hostile.
I think she covets you, Jerry.

562
00:33:35,736 --> 00:33:38,210
Actually, I'm in a relationship, Leigh.

563
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:44,262
I met the most wonderful,
understanding, funny… iPhone.

564
00:33:44,262 --> 00:33:47,018
So slick and sexy, isn't it?

565
00:33:47,018 --> 00:33:48,111
I wouldn't know.

566
00:33:48,111 --> 00:33:53,479
And look at the lines of it.
Ever seen anything so …?

567
00:33:53,479 --> 00:33:56,064
Hold it in your hand, Leigh.
It's fab.

568
00:33:56,064 --> 00:34:01,375
She's trying to exploit my disability,
Jerry. What kind of a person is this?

569
00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:04,631
And the things you can download,
check this out.

570
00:34:04,631 --> 00:34:08,130
“How does one define a friendship
in Leigh Swift terms?”

571
00:34:08,170 --> 00:34:10,188
“Well, I would define it…

572
00:34:10,188 --> 00:34:14,281
”by you keeping your slutty well
traveled hands away from Jerry,

573
00:34:14,321 --> 00:34:19,378
”I would define it as you not sticking
your big sloppy floppy breasts in his face.

574
00:34:19,418 --> 00:34:24,038
”And if you keep looking at me like that,
I'll punch your lights out.”

575
00:34:24,866 --> 00:34:26,992
She tricked me.

576
00:34:26,992 --> 00:34:30,643
She's conniving bitch, Jerry.
She tricked me.

577
00:34:30,643 --> 00:34:34,759
Leigh, I'm finding it very difficult
to believe you.

578
00:34:40,028 --> 00:34:42,390
Jerry, I'm so sorry.

579
00:34:42,933 --> 00:34:47,816
Why, why must there be
so many bad people…

580
00:34:59,155 --> 00:35:01,794
Obviously nuclear power plants pose risks.

581
00:35:01,834 --> 00:35:06,445
People in Illinois having big problems with them,
leaking radiated water to the ground.

582
00:35:06,485 --> 00:35:08,521
Wet dirt has also been found in New York.

583
00:35:08,561 --> 00:35:12,977
Why? Somebody (get hold of)
waste them, build a dirty bomb.

584
00:35:12,977 --> 00:35:15,773
And no one can say for a certainty
that we'd all be safe.

585
00:35:15,813 --> 00:35:20,173
But we can, as Mr Bostick said,
know for a certainty,

586
00:35:20,173 --> 00:35:22,806
that unless we do something drastic
about global warming,

587
00:35:22,846 --> 00:35:26,637
it won't be a mushroom cloud
that gets us in the end.

588
00:35:27,481 --> 00:35:33,638
But all of this is, is secondary to the fact
that my mother lives in Belmont Falls

589
00:35:33,638 --> 00:35:38,058
The injunction is granted,
and we're adjourned.

590
00:35:39,023 --> 00:35:41,765
We've been over and over again,
the law knows no logic.

591
00:35:41,805 --> 00:35:44,307
–Okay, now I'm horny.
–Gee.

592
00:35:44,307 --> 00:35:46,383
Unbelievable, got milk?

593
00:35:46,383 --> 00:35:48,947
Ah, don't let me hold you two up.

594
00:35:50,647 --> 00:35:53,786
Okay, that wasn't fair.

595
00:35:53,786 --> 00:35:56,634
Yeah, life sometimes isn't.

596
00:35:56,634 --> 00:35:58,160
Can I buy you a burger?

597
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,822
Uh, it's my oldest son's birthday.
So…

598
00:36:01,822 --> 00:36:05,949
I'd suggest a rain check,
but I'm not sure that's a good idea.

599
00:36:05,949 --> 00:36:07,948
Probably not.

600
00:36:08,585 --> 00:36:11,559
If only life came with a do-over,
you know?

601
00:36:12,652 --> 00:36:15,274
So, good seeing you again.
–You too.

602
00:36:16,934 --> 00:36:19,237
–Bye, Shirl.
–Bye.

603
00:36:32,568 --> 00:36:34,691
I may have to appeal.

604
00:36:57,894 --> 00:37:01,497
I have to admit
I'm a little nervous, are you?

605
00:37:01,497 --> 00:37:05,072
Denny, I'm still a little unsure about this.

606
00:37:05,072 --> 00:37:09,451
I'm not gonna (?)
till your girl gets here.

607
00:37:09,451 --> 00:37:12,289
What are you talking about?
My girl's here.

608
00:37:12,542 --> 00:37:16,278
No, I mean, the one for me,
the one you were with the other day.

609
00:37:16,318 --> 00:37:19,133
This is the one I was with,
the other day.

610
00:37:19,133 --> 00:37:20,713
What? No, I…

611
00:37:20,713 --> 00:37:23,012
–What?
–What?

612
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,388
Slutty me.

613
00:37:27,391 --> 00:37:30,514
–I don't believe this.
–Wait a second.

614
00:37:31,702 --> 00:37:34,943
So, what I had with you the other day…

615
00:37:34,943 --> 00:37:37,586
Denny's leftovers.

616
00:37:38,471 --> 00:37:40,080
We can't swing with one.

617
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,334
Of course, we can.

618
00:37:42,334 --> 00:37:45,364
Oh. I mean it was too good to be true.

619
00:37:45,364 --> 00:37:48,468
There's no way, I mean the
Red Socks and the Patriots,

620
00:37:48,508 --> 00:37:50,951
and little swap action,
all on the same year?

621
00:37:50,991 --> 00:37:54,815
Boys, not to worry,
I'm indefatigable.

622
00:38:12,449 --> 00:38:17,533
Should have known better than to
expect a good hamburger in peace.

623
00:38:20,397 --> 00:38:22,816
Denny told me.

624
00:38:22,816 --> 00:38:24,828
Sorry.

625
00:38:26,078 --> 00:38:28,184
You know, Shirley,
maybe you and Jack Ross…

626
00:38:28,224 --> 00:38:30,736
He is happily married.

627
00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:38,694
Nuclear power plants, global warming warns
they all seem quite trivial in the end,

628
00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:40,987
next to matters of the heart.

629
00:38:40,987 --> 00:38:45,303
–Are you guessing, Alan?
–Nah, I don't love.

630
00:38:45,303 --> 00:38:51,067
I mean I play it well.
What worth it is for, but…

631
00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:53,034
I don't love.

632
00:38:53,678 --> 00:38:56,204
I thought you and Denny
were swinging tonight.

633
00:38:56,244 --> 00:38:59,067
We were afraid our arms
would get tired.

634
00:39:01,070 --> 00:39:04,028
–I had an…
–Chicken.

635
00:39:05,648 --> 00:39:07,834
I know that…

636
00:39:07,834 --> 00:39:10,760
Denny said he was there for you.

637
00:39:11,347 --> 00:39:13,671
So am I.

638
00:39:14,589 --> 00:39:17,296
Thank you, Alan.
I'm a big girl.

639
00:39:17,296 --> 00:39:21,887
Yes, I heard in a song
somewhere they cry.

640
00:39:21,887 --> 00:39:23,715
Sometimes.

641
00:39:25,736 --> 00:39:27,795
Good night, Alan.

642
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,995
At least you got a little chick action,
(I've got nothing?).

643
00:39:51,035 --> 00:39:54,444
Why? I left you with Andrea.

644
00:39:54,444 --> 00:39:58,100
Nothing happened?
–I was too, uh…

645
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:01,128
crestfallen.

646
00:40:01,731 --> 00:40:05,596
You know, maybe we should do ah,
uh, a three-way.

647
00:40:05,596 --> 00:40:08,374
It's the one thing you and I
haven't shared together.

648
00:40:08,414 --> 00:40:14,538
Denny, I really don't think I can be next to you
on a bed while you're naked and sweating,

649
00:40:14,538 --> 00:40:17,536
and that's as far as I
can take the imagery.

650
00:40:19,881 --> 00:40:23,630
I don't like the idea of you sneaking
over to see Shirley like that.

651
00:40:23,670 --> 00:40:24,825
She's vulnerable.

652
00:40:24,825 --> 00:40:27,439
I should be the one that
takes advantage of that, not you.

653
00:40:27,479 --> 00:40:29,938
I think she's more than vulnerable.

654
00:40:29,938 --> 00:40:36,648
She might be a little broken-hearted,
not over Carl Sack,

655
00:40:36,648 --> 00:40:39,318
but what could have been with Jack Ross.

656
00:40:39,318 --> 00:40:41,827
Have you ever noticed how she goes
with guys with one syllable names?

657
00:40:41,867 --> 00:40:45,628
–Crane, Ross, Tigg, Sack, Crane.
–You said Crane twice.

658
00:40:45,628 --> 00:40:48,140
It's 'cause she's not over me,

659
00:40:48,140 --> 00:40:50,585
and never will be.

660
00:40:53,295 --> 00:40:55,997
You need to look out for her a little now.

661
00:40:56,037 --> 00:40:59,882
So many things in life
that are paramount but…

662
00:41:00,771 --> 00:41:04,008
being there for a friend in pain…

663
00:41:05,994 --> 00:41:08,783
I'm glad you went check with her.

664
00:41:08,783 --> 00:41:13,081
Lovers come and go, but friends…

665
00:41:13,487 --> 00:41:16,593
Not everybody has somebody, like us.

666
00:41:16,593 --> 00:41:18,208
No.

667
00:41:20,266 --> 00:41:22,449
–Still wanna swing though.
–No swing.

668
00:41:22,489 --> 00:41:27,759
The thing about life, you always have
to keep something on the to-do list.

669
00:41:29,144 --> 00:41:30,951
We'll swing.

670
00:41:32,113 --> 00:41:33,865
(?) Shirley being on your to-do list.

671
00:41:33,905 --> 00:41:37,403
–Will you get over it?
–I'm just saying. –Never mind.

672
00:41:37,601 --> 00:41:39,664
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673
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:42,304
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673
00:41:43,305 --> 00:41:49,188
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