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I don't think it's working out.
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- What isn't working out?
- Us.
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Andrea michele, the client.
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Am I getting my ass whipped?
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Not that I don't like that.
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You need to tone it down.
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Now I'm horny.
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United states coast guard auxiliary-
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- a volunteer component of the coast guard.
- Let's go.
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I get seasick, but whateve
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oh, we're gonna be in the military.
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Already my penis feels bigger.
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Katie.
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A court-appointed, indigent
client--check forgery.
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I should be able to manage that.
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Yes, manage it quickly, please,
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so we can put you on a case that might
actually make this firm some money.
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Hello.
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"Dear maureen, "being with you is being.
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"Thinking about the
last time we madlove, "
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I feel both a total sense of
peace "and a voracious hunger.
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"When I am on you, I am. Meet me."
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That's sweet, but I'm not maureen.
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I'm maureen.
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Guess who wrote this.
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The suspense is simply
more than I can bear.
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My pastor.
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We had an affair.
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And this is one of the letters
he wrote while we were together.
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I loved hiM.
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He dumped me.
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I want to sue him.
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- Clarence.
- Yes.
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This is maureen.
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She loves her pastor.
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Clarence will help you. Pay no
attention to his shifty eyes.
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hello.
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- Who are you?
- Who are you?
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Busy.
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Andrea.
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My friends call me the beav.
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Uh, oh, yes. I remember you.
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You're the one that sued
over the nuclear power plant.
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Well, what is it today, beav?
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Congratulations.
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Who's the lucky troop ship?
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Funny. Got a first name?
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Extremely.
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Extremely busy.
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Hold o I bring business.
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This ring is a zirconium.
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It's supposed to be my mother.
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You're very tall, by the way.
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I sent her ashes to a company that
takes out the carbon, heats it up,
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smashes it down and turns
it into a memorial diamond.
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But this, as I said, is not a diamond.
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It's a cubic zirconium.
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I've been defrauded.
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I'm looking for a tall, distinguished yet
privately debauched attorney to satisfy the beav,
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and you're it.
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hello, mr. MorriS. I'm katie
lloyd.I'll be representing you.
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Leo.
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Aries.
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Now we've got that out of the way.
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No, my name is leo.
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Oh, I beg your pardo um...
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I see yore charged with felony forgery,
and there appears to be ample evidence.
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Well, that's only because I did it.
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Oh, I see. Do you--
do you have a reason?
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I do. I'm dying.
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You don't look it.
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You got me.
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I'm not, and therein lies the problem.
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You seem confused.
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I'd be glad to explain over dinner.
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How about you do so now?
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Okay.
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Are you familiar with
viatical settlements?
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A termally ill person signs over his
life insurance policy for up-front cash...
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and when that person dies, the company
collects the policy's full death benefit.
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Yes. Four years ago, I
was diagnosed with A.I.D.S.
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Bad blood transfusion.
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He adds to assure me he's straight.
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Anyway, I-I didn't respond to
any of the medications, none.
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My "t" cells plummeted,
my viral load soared.
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I couldn't work. I had no savings.
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I needed money to live on.
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Well, to die on.
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So you sold your life insurance policy?
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Yeah, they gave $40,000 and agreed to cover my health
and life insurance benefits for the rest of my life,
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which seemed to be a few months away.
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But then these new
treatments came out--
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they call them rescue drugsfor A.I.D.S. Patients
who don't respond to normal medications--
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and turned things around.
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Great for me. I get to live.
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Not so great for the viatical company which promised
to pay for my health insurance for the rest of my life.
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And now they want out of the deal?
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And I still need the deal.
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Basically, if I don't get
the right treatment, I die.
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So I took one of their checks, made counterfeits
and started paying the premiums that way.
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Evidently that's a crime?
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Well, I've been assigned by
the court to your case, so...
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I'm in luck.
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I told him to get rid
of it, but he didn'T.
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What do you expect me to do?
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Backstop him.
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Help make it go away.
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She's suing her pastor for dumping her?
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That's ridiculous.
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Ah, of course it is.
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This is the firm where ridiculous...
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Excuse me.
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Hello.
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need something?
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What are you doing?
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Mouth-to-mouth.
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Coast guard training.
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We need to know C.P.R.
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No tongue.
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I've saved you some time.
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I've called the president of the
company that makes these rings,
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and he's agreed to come
here and meet with you.
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You should be on your knees thanking me.
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Win us the case, and
I'll get down on mine.
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Well, had she
been drinking or--
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no, no.It was a school day.
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She had been up the prior
night studying for a test.
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Earlier that week, she had pulled
an all-nighter to finish a paper.
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They think she fell asleep at the wheel.
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How can I be of help, mrs. Joseph?
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I believe that my daughter
was hugely sleep deprived
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as a result of both stress and workload.
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I partly blame myself for even letting her
drive because I knew how tired she was, but...
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she wouldn't be dead
if it weren't for the...
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I want to sue her high school.
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you can't use a snorkel, man.
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Why not?
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Well, they won't let you.
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We're supposed to be
able to save people.
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You look like you need to be rescued.
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Denny, I'm afraid of the water.
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Don't say that to the coast guard!
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They won't let you in, man.
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what's his problem now?
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I have no idea.
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They'll drop the
charges, just like that?
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No, not just like that.
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It took a phenomenal bit
of lawyering on my part.
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And it's conditioned on the viatical
company agreeing not to press charges.
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I have a settlement conference
scheduled for tomorrow at 10:00.
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Well, what's your cause of action?
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Emotional distress.
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For a break up?
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Well, this was her ptor.
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There may be a special duty
of care, like with a therapist.
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I don't know, clarence.
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Well, I might as well tr what's to lose?
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Honestly?
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Your career.
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I don't mean to be harsh, but
if you want to advance here,
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taking cases that waste the firm's time and
resources isn't the best way to accomplish that.
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Carl's not happy you ran with this.
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He'll be happy if we get something.
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You okay?
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So talk to me. What's the matter?
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it's not a new discussion.
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The cases we...
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I've got clarence and lorraine handling a
woman who's suing because her pastor dumped her.
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Katie is taking care of
a court-appointed matter.
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Denny and alan are very busy
trying to join the coast guard.
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Your friend andrea wants
me to sue some crematorium
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for turning her mother
into a cubic zirconium.
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I-it seems like
every case we do--
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carl. Sorry.
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I just took a client.
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Her daughter was killed in a car wreck,
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and she wants to sue her high
school for wrongful death,
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claiming they made
her kid sleep deprived.
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I just couldn't say no to the woman.
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Sorry.
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That's who we ar carl.
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would you like to lighten
the mood by talking about us?
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Sure.
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Have you really been that unhappy?
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I think...
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when people become parents, their personal
lives get pushed to the back burner,
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where they sit dormant for years.
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Husbands and wives become...
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ancillary to each other,
'causing many a marriage to fail.
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Mine did, as did the
dozen or so of yours.
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Funny.
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You and i are very compatible, shirley.
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We like the same movies,
we go to museums together.
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We just make splendid company when we're
not off independently doing our own things.
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And we make excuses for the lack of...
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let's call it heat.
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We're not that old, shirley.
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And sexually, yoare still a
beautiful, passionate woman.
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I'm still capable of passion,
without medication even.
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I mean, these are the years when our
personal lives should be very much
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on the front burner again.
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And with you and I, together...
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they're not.
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Which brings me back to you
deserve more, and so do I.
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Does that make sense?
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A little too much, actually.
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shirley, I've represented you.
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I now need you to represent me.
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Why?
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It's possible I might be disqualified from
the coast guard cause I'm afraid of water.
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I want to sue under the
americans with disabilities act.
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I think not.
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an egregious wrong by your client has resulted
in a great spiritual loss to miss janely.
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They banged, he bailed, she bruised.
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We're prepared to go forward with this.
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But we're willing to
entertain a settlement offer.
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Would we be here if he'd
kept on slapping her sheets?
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It wasn't cheap and ugly.
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It was a profound love.
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Tell her.
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I was...
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intoxicate I was powerless.
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Did you love me?
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No.
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bu.
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it was lust.
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What we were doing s
a sin and had to stop.
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And I couldn't leave my wife
and marry you just for the lust.
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That would just be sinning
against you even more.
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W-w-well, what
do I do now?
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If I don't have you, what do I do?
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She was taking four A.P.Courses.
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She was involved in
at least 15 activities.
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This was by her choice.
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Well, it was and it wasn'T.
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She saw everybody else doing it,
and she didn't want to lag behind.
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I-it--it just seems
there's this frenzy,
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be it S.A.T.Scores or
getting into the best college,
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and the kids, even the ones who get a's
like samantha, feel they can ways do more.
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And you blame the school?
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Well, I-I realize that some
of it comes from the parents.
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We all want our kids to succeed, but...
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but most of the pressure
comes from their peers.
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And certainly the schools
can see the stress.
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It's widespread.
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Do the parents see the stress?
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Yes, and I did.
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But how do you get your kid to
decompress when she feels that
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if she doesn't take four A.P.Courses,
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if she doesn't succeed in sports, if
she isn't involved in school government,
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then she can forget about
going to a selective college?
256
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:08,030
After all of her activities, she would
come home from school at 9:00 or 10:00,
257
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only then to start her homework.
258
00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:14,300
Now these schools need to
set limits, and they don'T.
259
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,370
Did you?
260
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:18,650
- I tried, but I- - ever
lean on h to do better?
261
00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:21,910
Sometimes.
262
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,360
And I regret it.
263
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,590
If I had her back, I would say,
264
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:31,350
"honey, let's go to the beach or take
a hayride or build a snowman or"...
265
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,550
my god, these kids don't even
go on spring break these days.
266
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:39,580
They use the time to visit
colleges or take S.A.T.Courses.
267
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:40,920
I'm sorry, judge.
268
00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:45,880
I know that you don't want tears,
but--but we put too much on these kids.
269
00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:48,020
They don't sleep.
270
00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:51,090
And my baby's dead because of it.
271
00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:06,060
Good morning.
272
00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:06,990
My name's katie lloyd.
273
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,280
I represent leonardo morris.
274
00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:09,980
Yes, we've actually met before.
275
00:14:09,990 --> 00:14:11,010
How are you, leo?
276
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Alive.
277
00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:13,720
I can be such a killjoy.
278
00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:16,850
And I'm bob winthrop, the
C.E.O.Of living securities.
279
00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:18,150
- Katie lloyd.
- Pleasure.
280
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:21,930
First, let me say, mr. Morris,
we are happy for your recovery.
281
00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:23,150
I've met with the district attorney.
282
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:27,330
I suspect she'd agree not to prosecute on the
check forging if you agree not to press charges.
283
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,520
Done.
284
00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:29,970
- Really?
- Of course.
285
00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:32,370
And I assume you'll agree
not to pursue us civilly.
286
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:33,740
I can't do that.
287
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:36,210
You entered into a contract
to pay for my health insurance.
288
00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,160
You breached it.
289
00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:39,450
That contract presumes
a meeting of the minds.
290
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:40,740
Clearly there wasn't here.
291
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,020
- How do you figure?
- Leo.
292
00:14:42,030 --> 00:14:43,240
She asks.
293
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:48,500
Well, uh, I don't want to sound like ghoul, but that
contract presumes you'd be dead within six months.
294
00:14:48,510 --> 00:14:51,070
As it turns out, you could live forever.
295
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,730
That was you not wanting
to sound like a ghoul?
296
00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:55,670
Look, everybody knows
what viatical companies do.
297
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,680
We buy life insurance
policies from dying people.
298
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,500
He presented himself as a dying man.
299
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,340
He didn't die.
300
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,070
What did you do with my mother?
301
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,350
Well, as I was explaining
to mr. Sack, uh,
302
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:17,660
despite our best efforts to provide
you with a carbon, cremain-based gem--
303
00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,220
yeah, wheris she?
304
00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:20,860
We encountered a glitch.
305
00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:24,520
If you'll refer to the contract, "in the
event of a material processing complication,
306
00:15:24,530 --> 00:15:28,490
"life-jewel guaranteesa-a substitute
of equal or greater value."
307
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:33,410
Cubic zionium is of
greater value than ashes.
308
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,370
what, are you kidding me?
309
00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:36,130
I'll gladly provide you a full refund.
310
00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:39,280
- I want you to refund me my mother, her ashes.
- Plus...
311
00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:42,550
$25,00
312
00:15:42,990 --> 00:15:44,040
well, we'll see you in court.
313
00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:47,070
- Wait.Now let's just hold on a second.
- Of course we're not going to accepthat insulting offer.
314
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,000
- Andrea, look- - here's
a guarantee, mr. Parkes--
315
00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:52,330
call your lawyer.We
will see you in court.
316
00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:56,080
go on. Go.
317
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:06,200
What?
318
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,010
You're upset with me.
319
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:20,500
I'm upset with myself
for being manipulated.
320
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:24,390
Look, uh, may I call you "extremely,"
though it's a funny first name?
321
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,550
Call me carl, beav.
322
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,750
You know, you need
to loosen up a little.
323
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:32,730
Now how often does it happen that an oversexed
woman barges in with a cubic zirconium,
324
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:35,440
complaining that it's not her mother?
325
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,640
W-what do you mean, I have no case?
326
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:43,550
Well, maureen, courts don't
intervene in failed romances.
327
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:47,670
To give another person one's
love, that's everything, isn't it?
328
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:53,970
It is, but when one enters into a love affair,
he or she assumes the risk of a broken heart.
329
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,870
Can't you do anything?
330
00:16:55,880 --> 00:17:00,310
Because of what he did, I no
longer even believe in god.
331
00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:03,780
this just isn't fair.
332
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:06,500
You no longer believe in god?
333
00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:10,100
No. How could I?
334
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:14,670
Look, kids are raised
with the mind-set now...
335
00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:19,430
forget about love of learning,
it's get into the trophy college.
336
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:24,910
All I ever hear about is how our kids don't
learn, how r education system is failing.
337
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,510
It is.
338
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,570
Getting the grade is
not the same as learning.
339
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,700
In fact, sometimes
they're mutually exclusive.
340
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,890
The kids have mastered test taking.
341
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:33,750
It's memorization.
342
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,150
They forget it as soon
as the exam's over.
343
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,910
Moreover, the competition has
created a culture of cheating.
344
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,790
It's all about getting the advantage.
345
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,360
And it's every bit as bad
as mrs. Joseph suggests.
346
00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:45,930
What do we do about it?
347
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:49,990
Well, in my thinking, it
does start with the parents.
348
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:54,060
They see dad-- now mom and
dad-- competing in the workplace,
349
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:58,420
maximizing career opportunities,
exploiting any edge they can get.
350
00:17:58,430 --> 00:18:02,000
We live in a society
that likes to keep score.
351
00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:03,570
It happens in life.
352
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:08,020
It's going on in the home, and--and we
can't stop it from happening in the schools.
353
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:12,510
How about not offering the A.P.Courses?
354
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:16,100
We do that, and the kids leave in droves
and find someplace that does offer them.
355
00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:17,440
Stress-management classes?
356
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:18,240
We've got them.
357
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:20,190
The kids don't have
time to schedule them in.
358
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,720
Limiting the amount of
extracurricular activities?
359
00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:24,140
Well, it sounds good.
360
00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:28,510
Problem is, when it comes time apply to college,
our kids compete with kids from other schools.
361
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:31,630
What you're suggesting is we take
away their ability to compete fairly.
362
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,730
How do we do that?We
put a big sign saying,
363
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,630
"if you want to go to
harvard, don't enroll here"?
364
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,660
Yes. It doesn't have to be harvard.
365
00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:38,740
Tell that to the parents.
366
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,420
Well, somebody's got
to take the lead here.
367
00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:41,100
How?
368
00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:43,090
Should we say, "don't aim for the top"?
369
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,240
How about let's
redefine what the top is?
370
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,210
But it's the kids who define it.
371
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:53,960
Does getting into a select college mean they have
a better chance of achieving success or happiness?
372
00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:57,480
- No.
- Well...
373
00:18:57,490 --> 00:19:00,300
maybe you should start
by telling them that.
374
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:09,160
Even assuming you really are
willing to go to jail on the fgery--
375
00:19:09,170 --> 00:19:12,400
if I can't afford my medications,
my lifespan gets pretty short.
376
00:19:12,410 --> 00:19:13,720
Prison doesn't really scare me.
377
00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:18,140
You'd be dead long before this could ever get to
trial, so why should we be scared of a lawsuit?
378
00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:19,840
His estate can sue for wrongful death.
379
00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:20,640
Oh, come on.
380
00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:24,430
Look, we make it possible for terminal
people to enjoy some quality of life.
381
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,500
By betting on their death.
382
00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:26,970
You don't know my business, counsel.
383
00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:29,840
I will make it a point, sir, for
the jury to know your business.
384
00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:32,120
They will learn that your
industry is rife with corruption,
385
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,450
that it's largely
unregulated by the S.E.C.
386
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:39,640
That a grand jury indeed found that up to 50% of
viatical agreements may indeed have be procured by fraud.
387
00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:42,010
- Look, you don't have-- - and while
you entice investors by convincing them
388
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:45,520
they're making a humanitarian
investment that will turn a huge profit,
389
00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:49,810
you currently have no fewer than 11 lawsuits
filed against you by these investors,
390
00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:52,370
who've yet to see any of the
giant returns you guaranteed.
391
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:54,880
My investors have done
just fine, thank you.
392
00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:59,110
In the '80s perhaps, when
A.I.D.S.Victims paid off by dying quickly.
393
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:02,070
You bought my client's policy
when he was circling the drain.
394
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:06,060
You made what you thoughtwas a sure bet, and
now that it's turned out otherwise, you renege.
395
00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:07,580
You've breached a
contract, mr. Winthrop,
396
00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:10,860
and in so doing, have me it impossible
for my client to afford his medication.
397
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:13,230
You very well may hasten
his death, but hey,
398
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,780
I'm sure the jury will
find you quite sympathetic.
399
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,390
Okay, that was good.
400
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,200
Thank you.
401
00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:23,310
So where do we go from here?
402
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,150
Well, hopefully they'll
make us an offer.
403
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,950
I mean you and me.
404
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,690
You got me all excited about
living another 40 years or so.
405
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:30,330
Did I?
406
00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:33,590
If only I'd known getting
arrested could have such an upside.
407
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,400
All the crimes I could have committed.
408
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:40,620
Leo, I-I represent you, so it would
be extremely unethical to-- for me to--
409
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,810
to kiss you.
410
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,440
So now you're in trouble.
411
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,940
Big trouble.
412
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,190
I bett go.
413
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,220
Uh, you'll call?
414
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,280
What's wrong with you calling?
415
00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:14,710
No, I meant if we get an offer.
416
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,270
I'll definitely be calling.
417
00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:19,100
Night, leo.
418
00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:20,770
Night.
419
00:21:33,650 --> 00:21:35,350
Thank you for coming back.
420
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,050
Reverend joyner, I just
want to extend my apologies.
421
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:40,220
It was wrong for my client to sue you.
422
00:21:40,230 --> 00:21:43,660
I must confess I hadn't properly
reviewed the facts, but now that I have,
423
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,540
we'll be withdrawing
our claim forthwith.
424
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:46,620
What?
425
00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:47,630
Is this a trick?
426
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,770
No, it's not a trick, ms. Path I quite properly
realized it shouldn't be kurt who maureen sues,
427
00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:53,390
but rather the church.
428
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,090
What? Why?
429
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:57,960
Well, your relationship
began with you as her pastor.
430
00:21:57,970 --> 00:21:59,810
You were acting as an
agent of the church.
431
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:00,450
Nice try.
432
00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:03,110
You can't sue a church
for a broken heart, twiggy.
433
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,980
The claim would be loss of faith.
434
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:08,300
The reverend has caused my
client to lose her faith in god.
435
00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:09,470
That's ridiculous.
436
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,560
Is it now?
437
00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:12,210
I suspect not to kurt.
438
00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:14,760
I had opportunity to read
several of his sermons,
439
00:22:14,770 --> 00:22:19,590
many of which eloquently convey
how love and faith are inextricably,
440
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,920
indelibly woven together.
441
00:22:21,930 --> 00:22:26,390
"Whoever does not love does not
know god because god is love."
442
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,550
That's beautiful.
443
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,320
Yes, we quite rightly will
be pursuing the church now.
444
00:22:30,330 --> 00:22:32,180
They're a much deeper
pocket, by the way.
445
00:22:32,190 --> 00:22:34,900
Oh, and thank you for
categorizing your feelings as lust.
446
00:22:34,910 --> 00:22:40,740
It will help with liability, though I'm not se your
congregation will be pleased to learn their pastor is a sinner.
447
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,640
Look, maybe we can just settle this.
448
00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:44,990
No, we can'T.
449
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:45,890
Emma...
450
00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,850
I can't have the church
dragged into this.
451
00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:49,300
She's extorting you, kurt.
452
00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:52,220
She's just trying to scare
you so youl quit fighting.
453
00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:54,540
Is god a quitter?
454
00:22:54,550 --> 00:22:55,280
No.
455
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:56,540
I need more conviction, kurt.
456
00:22:56,550 --> 00:22:58,100
Is god a quitter?
457
00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:58,940
No.
458
00:22:58,950 --> 00:23:01,150
What would jesus do, kurt?
459
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,340
He'd fight back.
460
00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:04,520
Jesus wasn't a baby, was he, kurt?
461
00:23:04,530 --> 00:23:05,990
No.
462
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,190
Jesus would get her.
463
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,440
That's what he'd do.
464
00:23:08,450 --> 00:23:10,080
He'd get her.
465
00:23:11,370 --> 00:23:13,500
We're not settling.
466
00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:20,700
What kind of preposterous
nonsense is this?
467
00:23:20,710 --> 00:23:23,120
That's the kind of nonsense
we specialize in, judge.
468
00:23:23,130 --> 00:23:26,350
But as preposterous as it is,
these companies actually exist.
469
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,960
They convert the remains
of people into diamonds.
470
00:23:28,970 --> 00:23:32,130
This firm, however, lost the
ashes of my clients mother,
471
00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:34,800
and instead proffered a cubic zirconium.
472
00:23:34,810 --> 00:23:35,600
It isn't right.
473
00:23:35,610 --> 00:23:37,370
I don't really care.
474
00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:42,080
Why should a court take up its
valuable time with something so...
475
00:23:42,090 --> 00:23:43,660
so...so--
476
00:23:43,670 --> 00:23:44,820
because it matters, judge.
477
00:23:44,830 --> 00:23:47,380
Cases likehis really do matter.
478
00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:51,500
Are you going to make me tell you why?
479
00:23:51,510 --> 00:23:53,160
Yes.
480
00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:55,670
Okay.
481
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,580
I'm a great believer in capitalism.
482
00:24:01,590 --> 00:24:05,400
It fuels our competitive edge,
it's the lifeblood of our economy.
483
00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:10,500
But it also can bring out some
of our most disgusting tendencies.
484
00:24:10,510 --> 00:24:14,230
And nowhere are we more
exploitative, more disgusting,
485
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:17,280
more soulless than we
are in the death business.
486
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,750
Get them when they're grieving.
487
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:24,080
Whether it's the solid mahogany coffin,
the choicest plot, the marble tombstone--
488
00:24:24,090 --> 00:24:28,550
if you truly loved a lost one, you
should pay through the nose to show it.
489
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:34,980
And they come up with ingenious, creative new
ways profit off grief, like these diamond rings.
490
00:24:35,230 --> 00:24:39,710
It's so easy to bilk people in
their weakest emotional states.
491
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:44,580
They'll pay a higher price, they'll sign a misleading
contract, they won't scrutinize the fine print.
492
00:24:44,590 --> 00:24:49,820
My god, who first came up with,
"let burn the bodies and sell urns"?
493
00:24:49,830 --> 00:24:55,350
The truth is, we are so desperate to hold
on to our loved ones, we'll do anything.
494
00:24:56,110 --> 00:25:01,160
My client sought to hold on
to her mother with a ring.
495
00:25:01,170 --> 00:25:07,060
They lost the ashes, they breached the contract,
then tried to defraud her with a cubic zirconium.
496
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:12,480
And with that, I think our time
has come to take advantage of them.
497
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:25,050
$750,000?
498
00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:25,870
I think we have to take it.
499
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,060
And they'll waive the forgery charges?
500
00:25:27,070 --> 00:25:28,760
They will. You'll
have a check this week.
501
00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:32,530
What can I say? Marry me.
502
00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:35,800
Then half the money
would be mine, I suppose.
503
00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:39,040
You know, once this case is
over, I won't be a client anymore.
504
00:25:39,050 --> 00:25:40,210
N-no, you won'T.
505
00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,630
You'll be free to do...
506
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,130
whatever.
507
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,450
I suppose I will.
508
00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:53,920
BuT... you shouldn't do it here.
509
00:25:59,410 --> 00:26:02,870
We've all heard the moans of the
modern-day high school teacher--
510
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,270
"my kids aren't motivated,
they don't want to learn."
511
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:08,400
A-anthat's real, but
we got another epidemic,
512
00:26:08,410 --> 00:26:12,560
especially in the middle-class,
upper-class and affluent schools.
513
00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:14,810
It's called teenage depression.
514
00:26:14,820 --> 00:26:17,390
A recent study at the centers
for disease contro found that
515
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:22,840
17% of kids in grades 9 through 12
have seriously considered suicide.
516
00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:25,490
What? 17%?
517
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:29,170
It is now the third leading
cause of death for teenagers.
518
00:26:29,180 --> 00:26:33,640
Some experts say drowsy driving
is as deadly as drunk driving.
519
00:26:33,650 --> 00:26:37,060
80% of teenagers today
are sleep deprived.
520
00:26:37,070 --> 00:26:41,740
This now, when we're learning that losing
sleep causes a multitude of medical issues,
521
00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:47,810
not just depression, but anxiety,
weakening of the immune system, A.D.H.D.
522
00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:52,510
High-stress teens are twice as
likely to smoke, drink, use drugs.
523
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,200
What the hell is going on?
524
00:26:54,210 --> 00:26:56,570
Our kids are overstressed, overscheduled
525
00:26:56,580 --> 00:27:00,330
because it's all about getting the
gre, getting into a good college.
526
00:27:00,340 --> 00:27:04,250
Oh, they're arriving at
college, by the way--fried.
527
00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:08,510
Princeton is now considering recommending
a gap year between high school and college
528
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:13,860
because freshmen are showing up
burned out, in no condition to learn.
529
00:27:13,870 --> 00:27:17,680
Why in god's name do we have to
teach A.P.Courses in high school?
530
00:27:17,690 --> 00:27:18,870
These are college courses.
531
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,200
What ever happened to wting for college?
532
00:27:21,210 --> 00:27:25,910
And the answer can't be, "we have to
offer them 'cause other schools are."
533
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,480
And for all the work those
stressed-out kids are doing,
534
00:27:28,490 --> 00:27:33,510
there's no correlation between happiness,
success and getting into the right school.
535
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:34,870
None.
536
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:40,960
Meanwhile, they're missing out
on fun, downtime, beina teenager.
537
00:27:40,970 --> 00:27:43,810
It's taking a physical
and emotional toll.
538
00:27:43,820 --> 00:27:47,090
The neuroscience on multitasking
shows it hurts the brain.
539
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,940
It dumbs us down.
540
00:27:48,950 --> 00:27:54,000
All this stuff our kids are doing
to get ahead is setting them back.
541
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:57,900
Samantha joseph ended up dead.
542
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,500
This is a much bigger
picture than high school.
543
00:28:03,530 --> 00:28:06,050
It's our nation's power culture today.
544
00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:08,750
Do everything it takes to get ahead.
545
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:12,380
The athletes take steroids,
the students pop adderall,
546
00:28:12,390 --> 00:28:14,940
our elected officials
engage in dirty politics--
547
00:28:14,950 --> 00:28:16,200
it's all about winning.
548
00:28:16,210 --> 00:28:17,800
And parents?
549
00:28:17,810 --> 00:28:19,820
they want their kids to win.
550
00:28:19,830 --> 00:28:22,560
There may be no correlation
between success and harvard,
551
00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:25,940
but they want their kids to
wear the crimson just the same.
552
00:28:25,950 --> 00:28:28,230
They look at their friends'
kids, their neighbors' kids,
553
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:34,440
and they want their own kids to be better
than because we are a nation of winners.
554
00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:41,910
Samantha joseph perhaps died in
part because she was doing too much,
555
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,260
trying to succeed in
a competitive world.
556
00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:47,740
And yet ask any parent
what they want most,
557
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:53,370
it's "prepare my teen to
succeed in a competitive world."
558
00:29:11,860 --> 00:29:16,660
People today with A.I.D.S.Can
live a-a long time, but...
559
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,360
many more die quickly,
and it is not a fun death.
560
00:29:20,370 --> 00:29:22,170
Is death supposed to bfun?
561
00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:24,060
Love is.
562
00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:27,250
Have you considered, if this worked out,
563
00:29:27,260 --> 00:29:32,940
you couldn't have a biological child with him
without risking A.I.D.S.To both yourself and the baby?
564
00:29:32,950 --> 00:29:36,410
Might you let us have a single date
before counseling me on marriage?
565
00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:39,740
Relationships start with a single date.
566
00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:44,030
I'm not your mother,
567
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:48,970
but since your parents are in england
and I'm the one that hired you,
568
00:29:50,060 --> 00:29:53,580
I would ask you to think
very carefully about this.
569
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:02,140
Common sense can be an ugly
beast sometimes, can't it?
570
00:30:25,210 --> 00:30:26,890
judas priest.
571
00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:28,330
Too patriotic?
572
00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:30,190
What a suck up.
573
00:30:34,370 --> 00:30:36,350
there's my little litigator man.
574
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,910
- Scute.
- Andrea.
575
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,100
I couldn't stop thinking abo
yoand your big speech and--
576
00:30:41,110 --> 00:30:44,400
andrea, by some miracle, the judge
ruled in our favor, which means,
577
00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:48,000
oh, joy, we get to keep
handling this megacase.
578
00:30:48,010 --> 00:30:49,710
Speaking of trials of the century.
579
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,870
Clarence, lorraine, please tell me
you got a settlement from the pastor.
580
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:53,770
We're working on it.
581
00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:55,270
"Working on it."
582
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,400
Here she comes.
583
00:30:56,410 --> 00:30:58,700
I have truly wonderful news.
584
00:30:58,710 --> 00:31:02,120
after kurt's disgusting behavior
yesterday, I confronted him.
585
00:31:02,130 --> 00:31:04,730
We got into a big fight, all
kinds of emotions poured out.
586
00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:07,850
Sum total-- he
still loves me.
587
00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:09,120
we're back together.
588
00:31:09,130 --> 00:31:10,630
I'm dropng the suit.
589
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:14,240
Thank you all so, so much.
590
00:31:17,270 --> 00:31:19,070
Oh, great!
591
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,570
We came out of it with a thank-you.
592
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,490
Golly gee.
593
00:31:29,790 --> 00:31:33,530
okay, here's the deal--
you need serious help.
594
00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:35,300
That was a good thing that
just happened out there.
595
00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:38,100
Two people in love got back
together--that's a victory.
596
00:31:38,110 --> 00:31:40,990
The fact that you can't see past
the bottom line to appreciate that--
597
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,960
you got a problem.
598
00:31:42,970 --> 00:31:44,950
I appreciate it when I fall in love.
599
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,170
- As for maureen's bliss-- - oh,
wait.When was the last time that happened?
600
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,050
That would be none of your business.
601
00:31:51,060 --> 00:31:53,310
Yes, it is my business, because
I want to go out with you.
602
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,140
I'm barely just getting
out of a relationship.
603
00:31:56,150 --> 00:31:57,880
Oh, a faux relationship.
604
00:31:57,890 --> 00:32:00,910
We both know that. Even shirley does.
605
00:32:02,010 --> 00:32:05,700
Aside from all of the sexually transmitted
diseases I'd be exposing myself to--
606
00:32:05,710 --> 00:32:07,340
oh, that's funny.
607
00:32:07,350 --> 00:32:09,090
My sex is safe, partner.
608
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:12,260
Oh, there I go, calling
you "partner" already.
609
00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:18,250
Okay, here's the deal-- when I am not in a
relationship, I am prone to a few hollow thrills.
610
00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:23,410
But when I'm in one, I am
totally, unflinchingly monogamous.
611
00:32:24,190 --> 00:32:27,240
You need somebody
like me. You know youO.
612
00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:29,300
And you like me.
613
00:32:29,310 --> 00:32:32,800
Why else would you have
taken my stupid case?
614
00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:35,100
I think you need to leave now.
615
00:32:35,110 --> 00:32:36,000
I'm not leaving.
616
00:32:36,010 --> 00:32:39,410
- I'll call security.
- Go ahead.Tell 'em to bring backup.
617
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:48,360
I read a book called "doing
school" by denise pope.
618
00:32:48,370 --> 00:32:50,010
I found it spot-on.
619
00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:51,620
Every parent should read it.
620
00:32:51,630 --> 00:32:53,480
Kids "do" school today.
621
00:32:53,490 --> 00:32:54,700
It's not about learninG.
622
00:32:54,710 --> 00:32:58,360
It's piling up achievements that
look good on the college A.P.
623
00:32:58,370 --> 00:33:01,260
And it's gotten way, way out of hand.
624
00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:03,540
And you know what as a
society get out of it?
625
00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:08,390
A nation of test takers, club
presidents and volleyball captains.
626
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:13,590
But we're losing the
innovators, the free thinkers,
627
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,410
the dreamers.
628
00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:21,470
we lose our values--
honesty, integrity, aracter.
629
00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:27,150
A bunch of outcome-oriented kids are
being led by outcome-oriented teachers
630
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,850
who are pushed by goal-driven parents.
631
00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:33,980
And 20% of today's teenagers
experience depression,
632
00:33:33,990 --> 00:33:39,370
and a large percentage of them,
like ms. Rome says, attempt suicide.
633
00:33:40,390 --> 00:33:44,080
We need to get it together, fast.
634
00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:48,550
I feel the high school is more
likely in a better position
635
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,480
to remedy this than the parents.
636
00:33:51,850 --> 00:33:55,220
I'm going to allow
this case to go forward.
637
00:33:55,630 --> 00:33:57,910
We're adjourned.
638
00:34:02,420 --> 00:34:05,080
Well, thank you.
639
00:34:05,090 --> 00:34:06,930
This is just the start, carolyn.
640
00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:09,050
It figures to be a very long journey.
641
00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:12,430
Yes, yes, and I'm prepared to take it.
642
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,970
Are you with me?
643
00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:15,970
I am.
644
00:34:23,740 --> 00:34:27,710
Okay, next up-- alan shore,
you'll be rescuing mr. Crane.
645
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:28,940
Oh, god help me.
646
00:34:28,950 --> 00:34:30,090
Okay, we ready?
647
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:33,620
Maybe I could rescue him by
persuading him not to jump in.
648
00:34:33,630 --> 00:34:35,100
Go!
649
00:34:35,110 --> 00:34:37,390
try not to drown me.
650
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,550
Okay, mr. Shore, go.
651
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,160
Not everybody can get in the water.
Somebody's got to drive the boat.
652
00:34:46,170 --> 00:34:49,100
I don't see why I couldn't
just drive the boat.
653
00:34:49,110 --> 00:34:51,830
- Go!
- Oh, dear.
654
00:35:25,620 --> 00:35:27,470
get 'em out.
655
00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:40,780
we'll never get in now.
656
00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:42,830
Oh, shut up.
657
00:36:04,350 --> 00:36:06,340
where's my money?
658
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,760
I was in the
neighborhood and thought--
659
00:36:08,770 --> 00:36:09,980
well, actually, I wasn't
in the neighborhood.
660
00:36:09,990 --> 00:36:12,180
I had to fight like hell
through traffic to get here.
661
00:36:12,190 --> 00:36:14,620
But now that I am here...
662
00:36:16,890 --> 00:36:19,060
what?
663
00:36:19,070 --> 00:36:23,310
I spent a rather long
night of the practical soul.
664
00:36:27,710 --> 00:36:30,970
I don't fare very
well against practical.
665
00:36:32,540 --> 00:36:36,560
I don't think it would be a great idea
for me to fall in love with you, leo.
666
00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:42,190
And I fear if I were to spend
time with you, I'd have no choice.
667
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,620
I realize I'm guilty of a bigotry.
668
00:36:45,630 --> 00:36:50,150
But as bigotries go, one
of the more reasonable ones.
669
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,480
You're an incredible man.
670
00:36:53,490 --> 00:36:55,330
I just...
671
00:36:55,340 --> 00:36:59,290
don't think I can go where
this would inevitably lead.
672
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:09,810
Yeah, it was pretty selfish
of me to expect otherwise.
673
00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:11,820
- No, it's
just- - katie...
674
00:37:15,530 --> 00:37:17,180
I get it.
675
00:37:41,190 --> 00:37:45,400
Um, andrea was in my
office not long ago.
676
00:37:46,050 --> 00:37:51,450
She got down on one knee and
asked for permission to marry you.
677
00:37:53,050 --> 00:37:55,500
she'd be good for you, carl.
678
00:37:55,510 --> 00:37:57,700
hasn't even been a day yet,
and you're pimping me out.
679
00:37:57,710 --> 00:38:00,170
I'm jealous actually.
680
00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:03,090
But part of being
grown-up, I suppose--
681
00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:05,280
we just broke up, for god sake.
682
00:38:05,290 --> 00:38:07,630
Nobody's that much a grown-up.
683
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,880
I guess not, but...
684
00:38:10,890 --> 00:38:16,730
I agree with what you said, and I actually
do think andrea would be great for you.
685
00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:22,030
And believe it or not, I
really do want you to be happy.
686
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:28,280
She thinks I'm cute.
687
00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:31,190
You are cute, carl.
688
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,420
You are incredibly cute.
689
00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:45,930
I can still taste the
chlorine in my lungs.
690
00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:47,990
Oh, you're being a baby.
691
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,570
It's gonna be on our military
record forever, you ow?
692
00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:53,310
- We can retake the test.
- I have never been so embarrassed in my life.
693
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,240
oh, shut up.
694
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:57,180
- What's the big deal, anyway?
- It's a big deal.
695
00:38:57,190 --> 00:38:58,390
If you don't finish at
the top of your class,
696
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,840
you don't make the short list for
officer material.You don't make officer--
697
00:39:01,850 --> 00:39:04,500
well, aren't you just one
fat microcosm of society?
698
00:39:04,510 --> 00:39:06,580
Get ahead. 'S just like whitney's case.
699
00:39:06,590 --> 00:39:09,300
- All these high school kids- - how
do you know about whitney's case?
700
00:39:09,310 --> 00:39:12,320
I know because I take time
out to talk to my neighbors.
701
00:39:12,330 --> 00:39:17,550
Maybe you should try that during
one of your sexual solicitations.
702
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,190
go night for a jump. You first.
703
00:39:22,730 --> 00:39:24,930
o shut up.
704
00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:31,780
I'm sorry.
705
00:39:32,970 --> 00:39:35,710
I'm sorry I screwed up the...
706
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:38,130
swim test.
707
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,490
I don't like to fail.
708
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,710
I won't even try something if I
think there's a risk of failure.
709
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:48,240
- That's absur
-no, it isn'T.
710
00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:50,160
We're americans. We're
winners.That's our culture.
711
00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:52,820
Weeclare victory even if
we losE. That's who we are.
712
00:39:52,830 --> 00:39:56,230
Well, maybe we all need
to be a little more humble.
713
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,140
I don't like fighting.
714
00:40:04,150 --> 00:40:06,550
Neither do i.
715
00:40:06,850 --> 00:40:10,180
It's not healthy to go
to bed angry at somebody.
716
00:40:10,830 --> 00:40:13,990
Especially when it's your best friend.
717
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,390
Why don't we just get it over with?
718
00:40:35,690 --> 00:40:37,110
I feel better.
719
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,780
So do I.
720
00:40:38,790 --> 00:40:40,400
Sleepover?
721
00:40:40,410 --> 00:40:41,850
I knew it.
722
00:40:41,860 --> 00:40:42,400
forget it, denny.
723
00:40:42,410 --> 00:40:44,130
One hug, right into the sack.
724
00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:45,070
I said forget it.
725
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,450
It's not that I don't like them,
but they need to be special.
726
00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:52,210
If you have them all the time,
they lose their specialness.
727
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:55,120
Ey're always special to me.
728
00:41:18,090 --> 00:41:20,350
next time I'll eat something spicy.
729
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,520
The gas will make me buoyant.
730
00:41:24,620 --> 00:41:26,850
they had to pull us to shore.
731
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,220
- You were gurgling.
- I wasn'T.
732
00:41:28,230 --> 00:41:28,940
I heard it.
733
00:41:28,950 --> 00:41:30,700
It was like two beached whales.
734
00:41:30,710 --> 00:41:31,840
oh, we're pathetic.
735
00:41:31,850 --> 00:41:33,270
I thought you were
giving me the heimlich.
736
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,380
Oh, stop it.
737
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:39,440
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738
00:41:39,450 --> 00:41:42,440
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