1 00:00:01,295 --> 00:00:02,202 2 00:00:02,373 --> 00:00:06,412 Did you know that Shirley Schmidt has a cheerleading costume? 3 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:09,041 - Sometimes she puts it on. - Complete with pom-poms. 4 00:00:09,213 --> 00:00:12,523 I would dress up and stand in front of the mirror in the little skirt... 5 00:00:12,693 --> 00:00:15,651 ...the white socks, the sweater. It somehow made me feel better. 6 00:00:15,813 --> 00:00:18,168 Can you imagine Shirley doing a little cheer? 7 00:00:18,333 --> 00:00:19,527 Oh, my God. 8 00:00:19,693 --> 00:00:22,685 - Denny, I got in. I'm in the Coast Guard! - What? Am I in? 9 00:00:22,853 --> 00:00:24,923 I don't know. Did you get a letter? 10 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:27,653 - I'm in! - Ah! 11 00:00:27,813 --> 00:00:30,452 - We're in the Coast Guard! - We're in the Coast Guard! 12 00:00:50,613 --> 00:00:52,604 Twenty degrees starboard. - Left or right? 13 00:00:52,773 --> 00:00:55,287 - I mean port. Go port. - Hey, I'm the captain. 14 00:00:55,453 --> 00:00:57,967 Will you be quiet? It's right in front of us. 15 00:00:58,133 --> 00:00:59,885 Jeez. 16 00:01:08,053 --> 00:01:10,408 United States Coast Guard, coming aboard. 17 00:01:10,573 --> 00:01:12,484 Nobody move. 18 00:01:12,653 --> 00:01:15,087 You're all persons of interest. 19 00:01:19,653 --> 00:01:22,008 - Who is in charge of this event? - I am. 20 00:01:22,173 --> 00:01:24,050 - Do you have a permit, ma'am? - For what? 21 00:01:24,213 --> 00:01:27,046 Right to assemble at sea is strictly forbidden... 22 00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:29,932 ...without written authorization from the Coast Guard. 23 00:01:30,093 --> 00:01:32,653 - What? - Sorry, ma'am. We're in a war. 24 00:01:32,813 --> 00:01:36,567 But, lucky for you, and perhaps me later... 25 00:01:36,733 --> 00:01:38,724 ...I am the Coast Guard. 26 00:01:42,493 --> 00:01:44,085 I'm gonna let it go this one time. 27 00:01:44,253 --> 00:01:48,041 But I'm going to make a thorough inspection of your floatation devices. 28 00:01:48,213 --> 00:01:50,408 - Brand new. - Well done. 29 00:01:50,573 --> 00:01:52,325 Okay, Denny, the situation is... 30 00:01:55,253 --> 00:01:58,802 How did you possibly get out of your clothes so fast? 31 00:01:58,973 --> 00:02:00,531 Semper paratus, my friend. 32 00:02:00,693 --> 00:02:03,651 Always prepared. Coast Guard motto. 33 00:02:04,413 --> 00:02:06,847 And so it begins. 34 00:02:54,693 --> 00:02:55,967 Bethany. 35 00:02:56,133 --> 00:03:00,365 For the past seven years, I've basically had one case that's consumed me. 36 00:03:00,533 --> 00:03:03,286 It's against AB Curtis, the tobacco company. 37 00:03:03,453 --> 00:03:04,772 And how's the family? 38 00:03:04,933 --> 00:03:07,163 These people have dragged me through discovery... 39 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:09,927 ...they've exhausted my client's money, my money. 40 00:03:10,093 --> 00:03:12,243 They practically killed my client's doctor. 41 00:03:12,413 --> 00:03:14,369 He's dead, Alan. 42 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:17,491 - He was a smoker? - No, but he was in his 70s. 43 00:03:17,653 --> 00:03:21,202 They deposed him 13 times. He died over the weekend... 44 00:03:21,373 --> 00:03:24,524 ...as we were about to go to trial. No doubt from the stress of it. 45 00:03:24,693 --> 00:03:28,003 Now I don't have doctor to testify. I'll have to get a continuance... 46 00:03:28,173 --> 00:03:30,687 ...which they'll then turn into 10 more continuances... 47 00:03:30,853 --> 00:03:34,846 ...while they depose my new doctor 13 more times. I can't do it. 48 00:03:35,013 --> 00:03:36,685 I'm licked. 49 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:40,245 Nobody successfully sues a tobacco company. 50 00:03:40,413 --> 00:03:42,973 Even if you beat them at trial, they just appeal. 51 00:03:43,133 --> 00:03:45,601 Law firms go bankrupt trying to climb that hill. 52 00:03:45,773 --> 00:03:48,924 Oh, you know how I feel about money, especially when it's yours. 53 00:03:49,093 --> 00:03:51,084 I must say I echo Shirley's sentiment. I do. 54 00:03:51,253 --> 00:03:53,528 Tobacco companies specialize in two things: 55 00:03:53,693 --> 00:03:55,411 Getting people addicted to cigarettes. 56 00:03:55,573 --> 00:03:57,882 Prolonging and protracting pretrial litigation. 57 00:03:58,053 --> 00:04:01,443 They simply make cases too burdensome, even for big firms like us. 58 00:04:01,613 --> 00:04:04,332 Certainly more than could be handled by your average dwarf. 59 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:06,809 I am against taking on the tobacco company. 60 00:04:06,973 --> 00:04:10,283 And the firm absolutely forbids you from taking it. 61 00:04:10,453 --> 00:04:13,604 Katie, Jerry, give Alan whatever help he needs. 62 00:04:14,293 --> 00:04:16,011 - Best of luck. - Thank you. 63 00:04:17,653 --> 00:04:20,451 Denny, I could also use your help if you're up for joining. 64 00:04:20,613 --> 00:04:22,888 Yeah, whatever. 65 00:04:27,453 --> 00:04:29,728 Mr. Crane! Mr. Shore! 66 00:04:29,893 --> 00:04:32,282 No comment. Nothing to say. 67 00:04:32,453 --> 00:04:34,808 Step aside, please. No comment. 68 00:04:34,973 --> 00:04:39,205 Lawyer coming through. Handicapped. Out of my way. 69 00:04:51,533 --> 00:04:53,012 Phoebe? 70 00:04:53,173 --> 00:04:54,731 Alan? 71 00:04:56,973 --> 00:05:00,124 - Are you joining as cocounsel? Yes. 72 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:02,325 Excellent. 73 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:09,245 Still married with...? What is it they're called? 74 00:05:10,173 --> 00:05:11,891 - Children. - Right. 75 00:05:12,053 --> 00:05:14,089 All rise. 76 00:05:14,253 --> 00:05:16,608 32463, in the matter of... 77 00:05:16,773 --> 00:05:20,846 ...the Estate of Michael Rhodes v. AB Curtis Tobacco Corporation. 78 00:05:21,013 --> 00:05:23,732 The complainant alleging the civil cause of wrongful death. 79 00:05:23,893 --> 00:05:27,647 This court is now in session. The Honorable Milton Brody presiding. 80 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:30,130 Be seated. 81 00:05:30,973 --> 00:05:33,533 Okay. Both sides stand ready? 82 00:05:33,693 --> 00:05:36,924 Well, actually, Your Honor, the defense would be requesting more time. 83 00:05:37,093 --> 00:05:39,288 The plaintiff has added a witness to its list... 84 00:05:39,453 --> 00:05:42,251 ...whom we've not had the opportunity to depose. Therefore... 85 00:05:42,413 --> 00:05:46,372 The witness is a doctor who will only be testifying as to cause of death. 86 00:05:46,533 --> 00:05:50,412 We are forced to call him because the doctor we had planned to call... 87 00:05:50,573 --> 00:05:52,962 ...who has been called again and again and again... 88 00:05:53,133 --> 00:05:55,601 ...died this past weekend after being deposed... 89 00:05:55,773 --> 00:06:00,722 ...harassed and intimidated relentlessly for the last seven of his 77 years. 90 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:03,202 The fact is my... 91 00:06:03,373 --> 00:06:08,925 The defense has employed a plethora of tactics to delay and delay and delay. 92 00:06:09,093 --> 00:06:11,687 I'm curious. Do you have any ideas that speed things up? 93 00:06:11,853 --> 00:06:15,323 Well, surrender works quite well. I know how you love to wave a white flag. 94 00:06:15,493 --> 00:06:18,087 Objection. - All right, all right. 95 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:20,130 Miss Prentice, I will give you a night. 96 00:06:20,293 --> 00:06:23,808 One night to review the new witnesses added to the plaintiff's list. 97 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:27,689 We will begin at 10 a. m. Tomorrow. Adjourned. 98 00:06:32,093 --> 00:06:33,492 You know... 99 00:06:45,093 --> 00:06:48,290 Once the cancer had metastasized, it became about managing his pain... 100 00:06:48,453 --> 00:06:50,887 ...which was extreme. 101 00:06:51,053 --> 00:06:53,009 Mr. Rhodes told you that he chose to smoke. 102 00:06:53,173 --> 00:06:56,529 - Am I right, doctor? - Why? Does that make it hurt less? 103 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:58,812 I'd like to know. 104 00:06:58,973 --> 00:07:00,691 May I continue? 105 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:02,491 Please. 106 00:07:02,853 --> 00:07:06,368 There are other cancer-causing agents that Mr. Rhodes was exposed to, right? 107 00:07:06,533 --> 00:07:10,492 I'm sorry. Is that going to be your strategy? Something else killed him? 108 00:07:10,653 --> 00:07:13,121 We can suspend this now, Alan, and go see the judge... 109 00:07:13,293 --> 00:07:15,887 ...if this is too much for you. - Don't flatter yourself. 110 00:07:16,053 --> 00:07:18,203 I wasn't talking about me. Funny that you are. 111 00:07:18,373 --> 00:07:21,092 Something on your heart you'd like to share with the group? 112 00:07:21,253 --> 00:07:23,130 I'm sorry. I meant to say "on your mind. " 113 00:07:23,293 --> 00:07:26,729 Stop it. You two can get a room after the trial. 114 00:07:29,493 --> 00:07:32,326 Was an autopsy ever performed, doctor? 115 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:35,166 Oh, we didn't need an autopsy to know what killed him. 116 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:37,289 - No autopsy. - Are you kidding? 117 00:07:38,493 --> 00:07:41,405 - Miss Rhodes... - My father smoked for 50 years. 118 00:07:41,573 --> 00:07:42,767 He died of lung cancer. 119 00:07:42,933 --> 00:07:45,163 - Do you really mean to suggest...? - I need to... 120 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:47,927 Have you ever watched a person rot to death? 121 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:52,405 Alan, maybe you can contain your client's emotions, if not your own. 122 00:07:53,693 --> 00:07:54,887 What happened to you? 123 00:07:56,933 --> 00:07:58,730 All right, I'm done. 124 00:07:59,693 --> 00:08:02,571 If you march into that courtroom and ask for a continuance... 125 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:05,566 No. I got what I need. Did you? 126 00:08:08,093 --> 00:08:09,606 Thank you. 127 00:08:17,813 --> 00:08:20,691 - Is that how you plan to try this case? - Don't start with me. 128 00:08:20,853 --> 00:08:23,925 Do you have any idea how many people die every day from cigarettes? 129 00:08:24,093 --> 00:08:27,722 Oh, please. What else is new? Tobacco kills. Big deal. 130 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,927 - Did you just say "big deal"? - Well, it's old news. 131 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:33,732 First of all, it's not old news, it's absolutely current. 132 00:08:33,893 --> 00:08:36,009 The tobacco industry is more powerful today... 133 00:08:36,173 --> 00:08:38,971 It's boring. 134 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:42,567 Have we all been desensitized? Smoking kills. Whatever. 135 00:08:42,733 --> 00:08:44,849 We've all just gone numb. 136 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:49,244 Why'd you say that? 137 00:08:49,773 --> 00:08:51,968 Who told you I went numb? 138 00:08:52,173 --> 00:08:55,051 - Who said that? - What are you talking about? 139 00:08:55,213 --> 00:08:57,124 You damn well... 140 00:08:57,733 --> 00:08:59,052 Did she call you? 141 00:08:59,213 --> 00:09:02,364 Denny, I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. 142 00:09:02,533 --> 00:09:04,808 So why don't you tell me? 143 00:09:05,013 --> 00:09:08,289 You have been in a bad mood all day. What is up? 144 00:09:08,453 --> 00:09:11,570 Nothing's up. That's the problem. 145 00:09:12,533 --> 00:09:15,411 - My junk doesn't work. - I beg your pardon? 146 00:09:15,573 --> 00:09:20,089 I went back to the captain's quarters with one of the girls from the hot tub. 147 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,768 - My junk failed me. - Oh. 148 00:09:24,053 --> 00:09:26,089 - I'm done, Alan. Dead. - Denny... 149 00:09:26,253 --> 00:09:27,402 I wish I were dead. 150 00:09:27,573 --> 00:09:30,531 I'd have made a better showing with rigor mortis. 151 00:09:30,693 --> 00:09:34,447 - Dead, done, it's over. - Denny, it happens to every guy. 152 00:09:34,613 --> 00:09:37,207 - Has it happened to you? - Once. 153 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:38,852 Shh. 154 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:41,208 Hello. - Hello. 155 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:45,808 - How'd the deposition go? - Fine. Why? 156 00:09:45,973 --> 00:09:48,009 There are rumors you were horrendous. 157 00:09:48,173 --> 00:09:52,610 Alan, I'm happy to support your latest tilt at the windmill. 158 00:09:52,773 --> 00:09:56,607 But we know one never really beats the tobacco industry, right? 159 00:09:56,773 --> 00:09:58,923 And if opportunity for settlement does come... 160 00:09:59,093 --> 00:10:01,368 ...we will take it, won't we? 161 00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:03,364 It's receded. 162 00:10:03,973 --> 00:10:07,761 Like a turtle too ashamed to come out of its shell. 163 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:14,211 What? 164 00:10:20,733 --> 00:10:24,203 Shirley, could I steal you for a second? 165 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,284 It's about my penis. 166 00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:30,727 - It's depressed. - I don't want to involve you but... 167 00:10:30,893 --> 00:10:34,408 - Don't even go there. - Okay. Okay. 168 00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:37,727 Would you at least put on the cheerleader costume for me? 169 00:10:37,893 --> 00:10:40,361 - Because... - Sorry. Have you tried jumper cables? 170 00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:42,410 You think this is funny? 171 00:10:43,613 --> 00:10:46,650 Okay. Would you loan me the cheerleading costume? 172 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,725 - Denny... - Give me a hand here, will you, Carl? 173 00:10:58,973 --> 00:11:00,964 - Two witnesses total? - Bethany... 174 00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:03,647 I've spent seven years preparing more than 50 experts. 175 00:11:03,813 --> 00:11:06,964 Bethany, if we let this turn into a science class... 176 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,693 We have to prove addiction. We have to show that... 177 00:11:09,853 --> 00:11:11,969 You asked me to try this case, so let me... 178 00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:14,442 - Two? - I want to rest as close as I can... 179 00:11:14,613 --> 00:11:17,764 ...to the emotion of the client's testim... 180 00:11:18,773 --> 00:11:20,764 - Where'd she go? - She left. 181 00:11:20,933 --> 00:11:23,891 I must say, Alan, two witnesses seems a bit bonkers. 182 00:11:24,053 --> 00:11:25,566 I hope you haven't gone mad. 183 00:11:27,173 --> 00:11:30,563 Katie, one problem we have concerning trust. 184 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:33,327 You and I haven't really had a life together yet. 185 00:11:34,733 --> 00:11:39,363 Still harassing the younger associates? So nice to see you haven't changed. 186 00:11:43,813 --> 00:11:45,041 Why are you here? 187 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,812 Well, I come in peace. 188 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,925 A hundred and forty thousand. 189 00:11:51,093 --> 00:11:52,845 - For a death? - It's all we're offering. 190 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:56,164 It's all you could hope to get since we'll appeal any verdict. 191 00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:59,723 And why drag this out beyond a time we're still attracted to each other. 192 00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:04,569 I'm not attracted to you now. 193 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,372 Fine. Let's go with that. 194 00:12:09,573 --> 00:12:12,292 When I knew him, he was mad, by the way. 195 00:12:13,173 --> 00:12:15,129 I think I'll be going. 196 00:12:18,293 --> 00:12:22,445 I have done hundreds of these cases and they all come out the same way. 197 00:12:22,613 --> 00:12:25,923 So why stress yourself, Alan? It's not healthy. 198 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,732 You'd be better off taking up smoking. 199 00:12:31,573 --> 00:12:34,133 You know, the thing is, Phoebe. You look the same. 200 00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:36,761 You smell the same. 201 00:12:37,093 --> 00:12:38,287 Mm. 202 00:12:38,693 --> 00:12:41,161 My, you even taste the same. 203 00:12:42,773 --> 00:12:45,651 But we both know you've changed, don't we? 204 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,332 I mean, when we were together... 205 00:12:48,493 --> 00:12:53,248 ...the very idea of either of us doing battle for big tobacco... 206 00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:57,008 ...an industry which systematically kills people... 207 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,571 I hope they give you a lot of money, because then... 208 00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:04,769 ...of course it would be worth it. 209 00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:09,765 And here you are at Crane, Poole & Schmidt. 210 00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:11,685 I don't need to apologize for myself. 211 00:13:11,853 --> 00:13:14,572 No, not when it's easier to just walk out the door. 212 00:13:14,733 --> 00:13:16,963 - I didn't walk... - Yes, you did. 213 00:13:17,653 --> 00:13:20,042 Yes, you did. 214 00:13:22,653 --> 00:13:24,132 You know what? 215 00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:27,452 I think that you have changed, Alan. 216 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,248 Your eyes look deadened. 217 00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:35,682 They say that a man's passion is the first thing to die as he ages. 218 00:13:35,853 --> 00:13:38,970 So I suppose that should make it easier for me to be around you... 219 00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:42,364 ...because it was your passion that I so fell in love with. 220 00:13:54,613 --> 00:13:56,365 Your offer is rejected. 221 00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:05,163 So you can leave now. 222 00:14:06,533 --> 00:14:08,171 Okay, Alan. 223 00:14:11,693 --> 00:14:13,570 We'll be seeing you, then. 224 00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:33,651 They're here. 225 00:14:39,853 --> 00:14:42,287 He first started smoking cigarettes when he was 11. 226 00:14:42,453 --> 00:14:45,411 - He smoked the defendant's brand? - Mainly that brand, yes. 227 00:14:45,573 --> 00:14:48,087 And your father smoked cigarettes for how long? 228 00:14:48,253 --> 00:14:50,483 - Over 50 years. - Maureen, at some point... 229 00:14:50,653 --> 00:14:54,089 ...your father certainly had to know that smoking causes cancer. 230 00:14:54,253 --> 00:14:56,369 He tried to quit so many times. 231 00:14:56,533 --> 00:14:58,842 He was desperate to quit, but he was addicted. 232 00:14:59,013 --> 00:15:02,164 Sometimes he could go months without but he'd always start up again. 233 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,801 - He just couldn't... Oh, baby. 234 00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:09,171 Oh, that feels so good. Don't stop. 235 00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:14,206 - Hello? - Denny. 236 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:17,331 - It's my doctor. - I don't care. 237 00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:21,482 - I did that but it still doesn't work. - Get off the phone now. 238 00:15:21,973 --> 00:15:24,089 I gotta get off the phone now. 239 00:15:25,613 --> 00:15:27,171 What? 240 00:15:28,493 --> 00:15:30,370 I'm sorry. 241 00:15:32,373 --> 00:15:35,331 And, at some point, your father did get lung cancer? 242 00:15:35,493 --> 00:15:37,324 Eleven years ago. 243 00:15:37,493 --> 00:15:40,769 He fought it. He had one lung removed. 244 00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:43,288 He did everything that... 245 00:15:44,373 --> 00:15:48,082 But eventually it went to his brain. 246 00:15:49,013 --> 00:15:54,246 In the end, it was a miserable, excruciating death. 247 00:15:55,373 --> 00:16:00,493 Maureen, in fairness, the dangers of smoking have been well known... 248 00:16:00,653 --> 00:16:03,963 ...for some time, by everybody, including your father. 249 00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,408 That fact only made it worse. 250 00:16:06,573 --> 00:16:12,205 I had to watch my father do something over and over, all day, every day... 251 00:16:12,373 --> 00:16:15,012 ...that he knew would eventually kill him... 252 00:16:15,173 --> 00:16:18,006 ...and he just couldn't stop. He was addicted. 253 00:16:18,173 --> 00:16:20,607 Since childhood, terribly addicted. 254 00:16:20,773 --> 00:16:23,446 You don't keep doing that to yourself for no reason. 255 00:16:23,613 --> 00:16:25,922 You do it because you physically can't stop. 256 00:16:26,093 --> 00:16:28,527 She has no foundation to give medical or sci... 257 00:16:28,693 --> 00:16:31,082 He was my father. 258 00:16:31,253 --> 00:16:32,732 That's my foundation. 259 00:16:42,693 --> 00:16:44,729 It wasn't just physical. 260 00:16:45,093 --> 00:16:47,004 He suffered the shame of being an addict. 261 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,243 And even if you're heartless enough to think: 262 00:16:49,413 --> 00:16:52,530 "Well, he signed on for this," I never signed up for it. 263 00:16:53,093 --> 00:16:55,243 I'm sorry if I sound selfish, but I never said: 264 00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:58,007 "Sure, I'll watch my father go through that agony. " 265 00:16:58,173 --> 00:17:01,643 My children never agreed they'd lose their grandpa the way... 266 00:17:04,093 --> 00:17:06,402 There was so much pain. 267 00:17:06,973 --> 00:17:10,409 So much pain to so many people who had never signed up for it. 268 00:17:11,973 --> 00:17:16,410 First, let me say how sorry I am for your loss. 269 00:17:16,573 --> 00:17:19,406 Losing a family member to cancer is... 270 00:17:19,573 --> 00:17:22,212 - Is this the first time? - No, actually... 271 00:17:22,373 --> 00:17:24,933 - So cancer runs in your family? Objection. 272 00:17:25,093 --> 00:17:27,653 There has been a recent medical study that found... 273 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:32,170 ...there is a common genetic variant that actually doubles the risk of lung cancer. 274 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,652 It can run in the family. 275 00:17:33,813 --> 00:17:36,691 Oh, yes, it was just a big coincidence that he smoked. 276 00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:40,693 Was your father ever tested for this genetic variant? 277 00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:43,003 - No. - I understand that your father worker... 278 00:17:43,173 --> 00:17:45,528 ...in a paper mill, which since... - Are you kidding? 279 00:17:45,693 --> 00:17:47,524 - Mr. Shore. Oh, baby. 280 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,408 Oh, that feels so good. 281 00:17:50,573 --> 00:17:51,801 Don't stop. 282 00:17:59,893 --> 00:18:02,282 Miss Rhodes, how many houses... 283 00:18:02,453 --> 00:18:05,286 ...do you think your father lived in during his lifetime? 284 00:18:05,453 --> 00:18:09,241 - I'm not sure. Maybe six or seven. - Did any of them contain asbestos? 285 00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:11,847 I don't really know. Perhaps. 286 00:18:12,013 --> 00:18:14,243 What about arsenic, or silica or chromium? 287 00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:17,405 Where any of his houses tested for any of these substances? 288 00:18:17,573 --> 00:18:20,929 All of which can cause lung cancer, if you wonder why I ask. 289 00:18:21,093 --> 00:18:23,607 I don't know if they were tested for those substances. 290 00:18:23,773 --> 00:18:25,684 - What about radon? - Radon? 291 00:18:25,853 --> 00:18:28,492 Yes, radon. It's a gas. It comes from rocks and dirt. 292 00:18:28,653 --> 00:18:31,486 It gets trapped in houses and buildings. It's quite common. 293 00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:35,123 Odorless, colorless, and it also causes lung cancer. 294 00:18:35,293 --> 00:18:39,650 Were any of your father's homes ever tested for radon? 295 00:18:39,813 --> 00:18:43,442 - Not to my knowledge. - I see. 296 00:18:43,973 --> 00:18:49,570 Thank you. And, again, my deepest condolences for your loss. 297 00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:07,610 How'd it go? 298 00:19:09,893 --> 00:19:11,611 Okay. 299 00:19:12,453 --> 00:19:15,525 - Hey, you're hurting me. - What the hell was that with the phone? 300 00:19:15,693 --> 00:19:17,968 My doctor's idea. He thought it might stimulate... 301 00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:21,011 - I'm in the middle of a trial. - I tried putting it on vibrate. 302 00:19:21,173 --> 00:19:24,882 I asked you to be part of this case because I could use your help. 303 00:19:25,053 --> 00:19:27,009 This is the tobacco industry we're against. 304 00:19:27,173 --> 00:19:29,641 - I know that. - It is near impossible to beat them. 305 00:19:29,813 --> 00:19:32,373 My odds do not improve by my cocounsel's phone chirping: 306 00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:34,524 "Oh, baby," while I cross-examine a witness. 307 00:19:34,693 --> 00:19:36,888 - It was a medical emergency! - Medical emergency? 308 00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:38,725 - You couldn't get it up in a hot tub. - Hey, hey, hey. 309 00:19:38,893 --> 00:19:41,487 Not everything in life takes a backseat to your sex life. 310 00:19:41,653 --> 00:19:44,884 - All I did was accept a call. - As sophomoric as you're determined to... 311 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:49,171 - Forgive me for expecting sympathy. - Sympathy? My client's father is dead. 312 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,449 You want sympathy because your penis failed. 313 00:19:51,613 --> 00:19:53,365 I'm sorry. I'm not getting into this. 314 00:19:53,533 --> 00:19:55,330 I'm just trying to get an erection! 315 00:19:55,493 --> 00:19:57,927 Who knows? Maybe it's the mad cow. 316 00:20:01,613 --> 00:20:04,081 - I'm sure it's not that. - What if it is? 317 00:20:06,493 --> 00:20:12,728 - My penis has Alzheimer's. - No, Denny, you just had an off day. 318 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,410 You said it happened to you once? What were the circumstances? 319 00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:21,530 - It was with her, actually. Phoebe. - What happened? 320 00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:27,210 - I was in love with her. - Oh, that'll kill the moment. 321 00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:32,962 And she loved me. Just not enough. 322 00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:35,888 I mean, no relationship is ever quite even. 323 00:20:36,053 --> 00:20:38,248 There's always an imbalance of sorts. 324 00:20:38,413 --> 00:20:43,282 One person loves or is in love just a little more than the other. 325 00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:48,727 But I just couldn't handle being... 326 00:20:52,173 --> 00:20:54,368 So I left. 327 00:21:01,253 --> 00:21:04,529 - Maybe it's not too late. - She's happily married with children. 328 00:21:05,093 --> 00:21:06,242 Oh. 329 00:21:07,653 --> 00:21:09,245 It's too late. 330 00:21:19,293 --> 00:21:23,047 And, personally, I take great offense at constantly being vilified. 331 00:21:23,213 --> 00:21:26,649 Well, tobacco companies do make for juicy targets. 332 00:21:26,813 --> 00:21:31,091 Well, let me tell you something. Car manufacturers make products that kill... 333 00:21:31,253 --> 00:21:35,804 ...if you want to look at vehicular fatality statistics. Alcohol? Forget it. 334 00:21:35,973 --> 00:21:38,885 But we also do some good along the way. 335 00:21:39,053 --> 00:21:42,204 - Nobody wants to talk about that. - Oh, please. What good? 336 00:21:42,373 --> 00:21:44,933 How about this? We spend billions of dollars... 337 00:21:45,093 --> 00:21:47,004 ...in antismoking campaigns... 338 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:50,290 ...and youth prevention efforts. 339 00:21:50,453 --> 00:21:52,045 How many industries spend money... 340 00:21:52,213 --> 00:21:54,807 ...to discourage people from buying their product? 341 00:21:54,973 --> 00:21:58,761 That is an unprecedented display of corporate conscience. 342 00:22:00,093 --> 00:22:03,642 You might have mentioned the American Journal of Public Health study... 343 00:22:03,813 --> 00:22:06,122 ...that found teens who watch antismoking ads... 344 00:22:06,293 --> 00:22:10,491 ...aimed at young people, were actually 36 percent more likely to smoke. 345 00:22:10,653 --> 00:22:12,325 I don't agree with their findings. 346 00:22:12,493 --> 00:22:14,882 I bet you also disagree with the health advocates... 347 00:22:15,053 --> 00:22:17,965 ...who've called for a ban on youth antismoking campaigns... 348 00:22:18,133 --> 00:22:19,885 ...funded by the tobacco industries... 349 00:22:20,053 --> 00:22:22,328 ...charging they employ reverse psychology... 350 00:22:22,493 --> 00:22:24,961 ...deliberately designed to get teens to smoke. 351 00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:27,931 - Well, there again is... - Like cigarettes flavored... 352 00:22:28,093 --> 00:22:31,085 ...with chocolate, strawberry and candy spices to lure children. 353 00:22:31,253 --> 00:22:34,051 - We don't do that anymore... - Because it was finally outlawed. 354 00:22:34,213 --> 00:22:37,046 At which point you turned your focus to menthol. 355 00:22:37,213 --> 00:22:38,851 - Which is neat... - Menthol is legal. 356 00:22:39,013 --> 00:22:42,403 And profitable, since it's the choice for 75 percent of African-Americans. 357 00:22:42,573 --> 00:22:43,562 - Look... - Look at what? 358 00:22:43,733 --> 00:22:46,327 Your product, even when used as directed... 359 00:22:46,493 --> 00:22:49,371 ...kills one-third to one-half of its consumers. 360 00:22:49,533 --> 00:22:52,172 In fact, cigarettes kill more than car accidents... 361 00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:55,484 ...homicides, suicides, AIDS, and drugs combined. 362 00:22:56,733 --> 00:22:59,042 One death every six seconds. 363 00:23:00,373 --> 00:23:02,443 So just during your testimony... 364 00:23:03,613 --> 00:23:06,366 ...another 50 or 60 people have choked out. 365 00:23:07,693 --> 00:23:09,809 Your company murders people, Mr. Buttram. 366 00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:11,645 - Objection, Your Honor. Sustained. 367 00:23:11,813 --> 00:23:14,930 Mr. Espenson, emotion has no play here. 368 00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:18,210 And unless you can ask questions, we're moving on. 369 00:23:18,373 --> 00:23:20,489 Oh, get a grip, judge. 370 00:23:20,653 --> 00:23:22,245 Sorry. 371 00:24:51,653 --> 00:24:53,564 All yours. 372 00:24:56,093 --> 00:24:59,688 - Excuse me? - I said, the witness is all yours. 373 00:25:00,413 --> 00:25:02,404 Oh. Oh. 374 00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:05,368 Thank you. 375 00:25:07,693 --> 00:25:08,808 Were you delusional? 376 00:25:08,973 --> 00:25:12,249 Not delusional so much as... I don't know. 377 00:25:12,413 --> 00:25:16,008 Like I was in another universe all of a sudden. 378 00:25:16,173 --> 00:25:19,085 - Somewhere on cable. - There's only one explanation. 379 00:25:19,253 --> 00:25:21,608 - You're still in love with her. - No. 380 00:25:22,213 --> 00:25:26,923 No, I'm just reminded of what it felt like to love her. 381 00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:31,052 She said that my eyes... 382 00:25:31,733 --> 00:25:33,166 That the fire was gone. 383 00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:36,962 And that passion is the first thing to go and... 384 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:44,164 That's been one of my greatest fears, Denny, as I got older. 385 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:47,450 "Deadened" was the word she used. 386 00:25:49,373 --> 00:25:50,806 Deadened. 387 00:25:52,053 --> 00:25:54,931 You in the eyes, me in the junk. 388 00:25:56,613 --> 00:25:58,604 On top of it, I'm losing. 389 00:25:58,773 --> 00:26:02,322 I think I made a huge mistake not putting up more witnesses. 390 00:26:02,493 --> 00:26:05,166 She just put up a mountain of expert testimony. 391 00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:09,770 Alan, when you step up to do your closings... 392 00:26:09,933 --> 00:26:11,764 ...you're anything but dead. 393 00:26:11,933 --> 00:26:14,163 She hasn't got a taste of your case yet. 394 00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:18,167 She has no idea of how undead you become in that courtroom. 395 00:26:27,093 --> 00:26:29,243 A masterpiece of nature. 396 00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:32,007 Oh, come on, she's not that hot. 397 00:26:33,013 --> 00:26:35,129 I wasn't talking about her. 398 00:26:38,213 --> 00:26:41,250 Denny, I need to go work on my closing. 399 00:26:44,773 --> 00:26:47,048 I'm very confused. 400 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:56,406 As I said, tobacco companies do make for easy targets. 401 00:26:56,573 --> 00:27:01,328 And I am sure that there is a part of you that wants to get them. 402 00:27:01,493 --> 00:27:05,850 So if you find that my client caused the death of Mr. Rhodes... 403 00:27:06,013 --> 00:27:10,006 ...then by all means, return with a judgment for the plaintiff. 404 00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:14,609 But you simply can't make that finding here. 405 00:27:15,693 --> 00:27:17,172 Yes, he smoked. 406 00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:19,847 His daughter says that it was mostly my client's brand. 407 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:22,447 But we have no substantiation of that. 408 00:27:22,613 --> 00:27:25,810 And while cigarettes may be the most probable culprit... 409 00:27:25,973 --> 00:27:27,850 ...no autopsy was ever done. 410 00:27:30,653 --> 00:27:33,565 He wants you to decide this on emotion. 411 00:27:34,573 --> 00:27:36,643 But as Judge Brody has already instructed... 412 00:27:36,813 --> 00:27:39,407 ...emotion has no play here. 413 00:27:39,573 --> 00:27:42,645 This is court of law, and as such... 414 00:27:42,813 --> 00:27:47,329 ...I will ask that you rule on the evidence. 415 00:27:47,493 --> 00:27:53,523 After all, you did take an oath to do exactly that. 416 00:28:25,133 --> 00:28:29,729 Michael Rhodes smoked cigarettes for 50 years, got lung cancer, and died. 417 00:28:29,893 --> 00:28:32,043 We all know what happened here. 418 00:28:32,213 --> 00:28:34,204 We also all know this death. 419 00:28:34,373 --> 00:28:38,207 Everybody in this room knows somebody who has fought this same battle... 420 00:28:38,373 --> 00:28:43,493 ...and died an agonizing, brutal, excru... 421 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:53,163 But emotion has no play here. 422 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:57,530 Michael Rhodes was 11 years old when he started smoking. 423 00:28:57,693 --> 00:29:01,971 It was 1948. At that time, there was no known risk. 424 00:29:02,133 --> 00:29:03,725 And even if there were, at 11... 425 00:29:03,893 --> 00:29:06,361 ...he certainly lacked the capacity to assume it. 426 00:29:06,533 --> 00:29:10,731 And after that, he was addicted. They manufacture them to be addictive. 427 00:29:11,413 --> 00:29:14,450 In the last few years, they've increased the amount of nicotine... 428 00:29:14,613 --> 00:29:17,252 ...in the average cigarette by 11.6 percent... 429 00:29:17,413 --> 00:29:19,085 ...to make them even more addictive. 430 00:29:19,253 --> 00:29:21,483 We learned tobacco companies have been adding... 431 00:29:21,653 --> 00:29:24,406 ...an ammonia-based compound to cigarettes for years... 432 00:29:24,573 --> 00:29:26,325 ...to increase absorption of nicotine. 433 00:29:26,493 --> 00:29:29,053 It's basically the same principle used in crack cocaine. 434 00:29:29,213 --> 00:29:33,047 And let's look at the obscene strategy they've employed here. 435 00:29:33,213 --> 00:29:37,286 Smoking may cause cancer but it didn't cause this particular cancer. 436 00:29:37,453 --> 00:29:39,887 It wasn't our cigarettes. Or it was genetic... 437 00:29:40,053 --> 00:29:42,442 ...or asbestos or a paper mill. 438 00:29:42,613 --> 00:29:44,968 Never do they take responsibility, ever. 439 00:29:45,133 --> 00:29:48,170 And God forbid, if you sue them, they'll bury you and your lawyer. 440 00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:50,483 They might even depose your doctor to death. 441 00:29:50,653 --> 00:29:53,008 All their insidious methods... 442 00:29:53,173 --> 00:29:56,210 ...and cunning corporate tactics aren't just history... 443 00:29:56,373 --> 00:29:59,251 ...it's what they continue to do now, today. 444 00:29:59,413 --> 00:30:02,132 Because the tobacco industry is like a nest of cockroaches. 445 00:30:02,293 --> 00:30:04,682 - They will always find a way to survive. - Objection. 446 00:30:04,853 --> 00:30:08,482 They still go after kids with one strategy after another. 447 00:30:08,653 --> 00:30:12,771 They put up brightly colored ads at kids' eye level in convenience stores. 448 00:30:12,933 --> 00:30:16,130 They hire gorgeous 20-somethings to frequent popular venues... 449 00:30:16,293 --> 00:30:19,729 ...and seduce young adults into attending corporate-sponsored parties. 450 00:30:19,893 --> 00:30:22,009 Cockroaches will always find a way. 451 00:30:22,173 --> 00:30:25,245 They can't advertise on TV but they've hired PR agencies... 452 00:30:25,413 --> 00:30:27,927 ...to hook them up with the film industry. It's worked. 453 00:30:28,093 --> 00:30:30,766 Researchers estimate that smoking in movies... 454 00:30:30,933 --> 00:30:35,006 ...delivers nearly 400,000 new adolescent smokers every year. 455 00:30:35,173 --> 00:30:39,052 Every time you try to kill the cockroach, it finds another way. It has to. 456 00:30:39,213 --> 00:30:42,330 Because when you make a product that kills off your consumers... 457 00:30:42,493 --> 00:30:44,643 ...you have to find a way to recruit customers. 458 00:30:44,813 --> 00:30:49,329 They've now got a new feminized version of the macho Camel brand... 459 00:30:49,493 --> 00:30:53,486 ...using slogans like "light" and "luscious" with hot-pink packaging. 460 00:30:53,653 --> 00:30:56,770 Virginia Slims advertised their thin cigarette. 461 00:30:56,933 --> 00:30:59,606 Allure magazine did a whole spread on the cigarette diet. 462 00:30:59,773 --> 00:31:02,890 They use social and psychological profiling... 463 00:31:03,053 --> 00:31:05,851 ...targeting potential smokers by gender, ethnicity... 464 00:31:06,013 --> 00:31:08,368 ...sexual preference, socioeconomic groups. 465 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:12,412 Cockroaches don't discriminate. Their CEO comes into this courtroom... 466 00:31:12,573 --> 00:31:14,723 ...gloating over their antismoking campaign... 467 00:31:14,893 --> 00:31:17,202 ...which is designed to get kids to smoke. 468 00:31:17,373 --> 00:31:22,686 In 2005, they spent more than 15 billion on advertising and promotion. 469 00:31:22,853 --> 00:31:26,004 That's a 225-percent increase from 1998. 470 00:31:26,173 --> 00:31:29,848 And they have the audacity to declare they're trying to discourage smoking. 471 00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:32,607 This is not how corporations with a conscience behave. 472 00:31:34,653 --> 00:31:37,167 How in God's name are cigarettes even legal? 473 00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:38,766 Can anybody tell me that? 474 00:31:39,293 --> 00:31:41,488 They are a deadly concoction of carcinogens... 475 00:31:41,653 --> 00:31:44,963 ...that damage every single organ in your body. 476 00:31:45,133 --> 00:31:47,522 Why do we not ban them? Because it's a free country. 477 00:31:47,693 --> 00:31:49,968 Because freedom of choice is an American ideal... 478 00:31:50,133 --> 00:31:52,442 ...worth somebody dying every 6 seconds. 479 00:31:52,613 --> 00:31:55,810 How can any company, especially one with such a conscience, no less... 480 00:31:55,973 --> 00:31:59,568 ...knowingly manufacture a product that poisons its users? 481 00:31:59,733 --> 00:32:02,088 And make that product look cool and hip and sexy... 482 00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:04,005 ...and fun so they can get children? 483 00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:07,245 How can any attorney defend the company that would do such a thing? 484 00:32:07,413 --> 00:32:10,644 And how can any society tolerate it? But we do. 485 00:32:13,693 --> 00:32:18,050 There is no conscience at big tobacco. 486 00:32:18,213 --> 00:32:19,965 There is no conscience in Washington... 487 00:32:20,133 --> 00:32:22,601 ...which has been bought and paid by this industry. 488 00:32:22,773 --> 00:32:25,526 Conscience has to come from you, the jury. 489 00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:29,925 If real regulation is to happen, it has to come from you. 490 00:32:30,813 --> 00:32:33,088 People are smoking day after day after day... 491 00:32:33,253 --> 00:32:34,845 ...and dying and dying and dying. 492 00:32:35,013 --> 00:32:37,402 The tobacco companies keep getting richer and richer. 493 00:32:37,573 --> 00:32:40,883 Last year alone, they made $ 12 billion in profits. 494 00:32:41,053 --> 00:32:44,932 How can that be? How can that be? 495 00:33:24,893 --> 00:33:25,882 What? 496 00:33:26,053 --> 00:33:29,204 How about, we win, you come to my place, get in the hot tub naked... 497 00:33:29,373 --> 00:33:31,170 ...and I'll bob for you? 498 00:33:31,613 --> 00:33:33,410 That's a pass. 499 00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:40,523 Alan, my client has expressed an interest in working this out. 500 00:33:40,693 --> 00:33:42,570 That's a pass too. 501 00:33:42,733 --> 00:33:45,930 - Don't you wanna hear a number? - I don't need to hear your number. 502 00:33:46,093 --> 00:33:47,970 Excuse me. Jury has a verdict. 503 00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:50,169 Already? 504 00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:52,893 Let's go hear their number. 505 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:06,131 We should listen to what they have to say. It's not too late. 506 00:34:06,293 --> 00:34:09,251 - Yes, it is, for them. - Bethany. 507 00:34:09,413 --> 00:34:11,529 Mr. Foreman, the jury has reached a verdict? 508 00:34:11,693 --> 00:34:13,888 - We have, Your Honor. - What say you? 509 00:34:15,653 --> 00:34:18,690 In the matter of Rhodes v. AB Curtis Tobacco Company... 510 00:34:18,853 --> 00:34:22,482 ...on the count of wrongful death, we find in favor... 511 00:34:22,653 --> 00:34:24,006 ...of the plaintiff. 512 00:34:24,173 --> 00:34:25,925 - Hot damn! - We order the defendant... 513 00:34:26,093 --> 00:34:29,722 ...to pay compensatory damages in the amount of $600,000. 514 00:34:29,893 --> 00:34:33,124 We further order the defendant to pay punitive damages... 515 00:34:33,293 --> 00:34:37,650 ...in the amount of $213 million. 516 00:34:37,813 --> 00:34:39,007 What? 517 00:34:39,533 --> 00:34:42,047 Defense moves for judgment notwithstanding the verdict. 518 00:34:42,213 --> 00:34:44,488 Denied. - Defense moves to set aside the award... 519 00:34:44,653 --> 00:34:46,644 ...as excessive. Denied. 520 00:34:46,813 --> 00:34:49,202 - We appeal. - So noted. 521 00:34:49,373 --> 00:34:51,648 Members of the jury, this completes your service. 522 00:34:51,813 --> 00:34:54,407 The court dismisses you with their thanks. 523 00:34:54,573 --> 00:34:56,211 And we are adjourned. 524 00:34:58,573 --> 00:35:01,451 You gotta feel like getting naked now. 525 00:35:03,053 --> 00:35:05,044 Mr. Shore... 526 00:35:05,533 --> 00:35:08,491 ...I don't know what to say. - Neither do I. 527 00:35:08,653 --> 00:35:12,282 Alan, thank you so, so much. 528 00:35:12,453 --> 00:35:15,206 Alan, a second, please? 529 00:35:15,373 --> 00:35:17,329 In private? 530 00:35:24,213 --> 00:35:28,001 Well, congratulations. 531 00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:31,765 Obviously, we'll be fighting this. It'll be years and years... 532 00:35:31,933 --> 00:35:34,731 ...before this thing is remotely over. 533 00:35:34,893 --> 00:35:37,532 I've got time. It's not as if I'm dying or anything. 534 00:35:38,773 --> 00:35:41,845 No, you're quite not. 535 00:35:46,653 --> 00:35:51,408 Well, I don't do appellate work. 536 00:35:51,573 --> 00:35:54,963 So I'll be passing this on to another lawyer. 537 00:35:56,853 --> 00:35:59,413 I guess this is goodbye, then. 538 00:36:00,573 --> 00:36:02,450 Yes. 539 00:36:07,013 --> 00:36:08,765 Well... 540 00:36:16,413 --> 00:36:18,483 Goodbye, Alan. 541 00:36:32,253 --> 00:36:34,005 Bye. 542 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,196 You still have me. 543 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,277 It's not quite the same. But you know what, Denny? 544 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,557 Sometimes it comes remarkably close. 545 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:03,796 What you said to me about being undead in the courtroom, it... 546 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,958 It's not lost on me how lucky I am to have somebody in my life who can... 547 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,557 I don't know what I'd do without you. 548 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:32,358 You know, as much as I hate cigarettes, I so miss the cigarette break. 549 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:37,632 The little respite where coworkers would go outside and be communal... 550 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:42,590 ...discuss the trivial annoyances and affections in their lives. 551 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,036 It always turned out to be anything but trivial. 552 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,988 And to think I might not even know you but for the fact... 553 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,879 ...that we both like to smoke these smelly cancer sticks... 554 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,555 ...that can only be smoked outside. 555 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,753 That would be a tragedy. 556 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,512 I especially can't imagine being alone now... 557 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,477 ...when my junk has Alzheimer's. 558 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,192 - Denny. - It's a symptom. You said so yourself. 559 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:17,992 It figures. For me, it would be the first thing to go. 560 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,675 - What's that? - What? Oh. 561 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,556 I didn't see it. 562 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,831 Oh. 563 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,118 Is that the...? It... 564 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,393 - See you. - Well, at least let me see it. 565 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:53,789 Oh, my. 566 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,519 - It's a two-piece, Denny. A share toy. - Forget it. 567 00:38:58,680 --> 00:38:59,954 - Come on. - It's a gift to me. 568 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,509 - You take top, I'll take bottom. - Not a chance... 569 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:03,709 Ooh. 570 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,276 - What? - I'm cured. 571 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,432 - I'm back. I'm gone. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 572 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,558 Why not savor this moment? 573 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:16,508 - At my age, I'm lucky to last a moment. - You take the top, I'll take the bottom... 574 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,389 ...tomorrow we'll switch off. It'll be just like the three-way you've wanted. 575 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,790 I never wanted you as part of the three. 576 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:27,795 Denny, I have never asked you for anything. 577 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,235 - I am your best friend. - Oh, Alan. 578 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,437 How can you possibly be so selfish and cruel? 579 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,118 - Don't ruin it. - Oh, my God. 580 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:50,478 - See you. - What's your rush? 581 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,189 Slow down, treat her right. 582 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,436 Romance her a little. 583 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,191 At least dance with her first. 584 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,952 Dance. 585 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,110 Hold her. Drink her in. 586 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,270 Cherish her. 587 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,429 Ooh. 588 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,712 This is magic. 589 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,952 It's fantastic. 590 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,951 God, are we weird? 591 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,951 So weird.