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Previously on "boston legal"

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oh, you think you'll win.
$50,000 says you won't.

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I'm not going to bet you.

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You know you'll lose.

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I won't lose.

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$50,000.

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He's out of control.

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Your industry
is out of control.

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You've bitten off more than you
can chew this time, my friend.

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Oh, I don't swallow.
I just chew up and spit out.

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We'll see.

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I know exactly how big
and powerful you are, Mr. Mathis.

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It might do you some good
to check me out.

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- You're losing.
- I'm not losing.

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 oh, yes,you're losing.
Double it?

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Fine.

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Is it not red?

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They're always red
in the morning.

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see?

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You stay out of this. I know
salmonella when I've got it.

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Excuse me.

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Uh, my--my name's
jason canfield.

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I'm looking for Mr. Poole.

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Ah, well, Mr. Poole is not,
uh, here at the moment.

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Or there, for that matter.
May I help you?

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Well, I was just passing by
your building and saw the sign,

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and I need a lawyer.

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- So... How about crane?
- Uh, Mr. Crane is fun.

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You can always talk about him
when he's in the room,

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which is a nice, but I don't
think he's your man either.

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So that leaves schmidt.

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I'm schmidt.
Let's go to my office.

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Why wouldn't he ask for me?
Am I not t star of this show?

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You see your name up there?

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This is not about
how good you are.

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It's not?

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It's all about credit. That's
what's important in life.

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Credit.

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And money.

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I thought it was
all about getting the girl.

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Tell me it's values, carl. It's
about getting the girl, right?
Money.

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- Money.
- Sex.

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Money.you call it.
- Sex.

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- Maybe it's money and sex.
- They go together.

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One begetsche other.

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See? We're not fighting.
We're in sync.

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I can't be sure, but I think
carl wants to be in sync, too.

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was he killed in iraq?

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No, no. They patched him up
okay there, brought him back.

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He died in a hospital here.
The doctor killed him.

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But I know for a fact
th there was malactice,

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because he admitted it.

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Mr. Canfield,
I've tried a number

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of medical malpractice
cases in my time.

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I've yet to run
across a doctor

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who admitted
his or her wrongdoing.

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Yeah, but this one did.

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It--but I can't sue,

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because it happened
in a military hospital.

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Something called
the feres doctrine.

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You heard of that?

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Yes it--it basically

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insulates military hospitals
and their staffs from lawsuits

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when the victims
are on active duty.

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My brother's not on active duty
anymore, ms. Schmidt.

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He's dead.

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I'm afraid the doctrine
would still apply.

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So there's...
There's nothing I can do?

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Nothing?

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Well...

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But the law is clear.
Soldiers are--

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Alan, I-I know.

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It's completely unwinnable. It
doesn't even make sense to try.

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Which is why
I've come to you.

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I've so missed watching the
brave knight fight the windmill.

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Irley, this lawsuit
is barred.

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There's a supreme court case
directly on point,

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and it's not like you to want
to waste the firm's money.

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What's going on?

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What's going on is,
when a man comes in off the street

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whose only brother
has been wrongfully killed

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and asks you for your help,

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you help.

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It's that simple.
You help.

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Would it be
the pentagon, then?

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Well, it... It might.

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Are you close,
you and your sister?

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Well, mainly,
she'd throw rocks at me.

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Got it.

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She was a bit overbearing
and... And extremely punctual.

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She should be here any--

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hi.

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Hi. What are you doing
on the desk?

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Joy espenson. Get down.
Are you his girlfriend?

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No, I just--

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You're just what,
purely sexual?

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Joy! This is katie lloyd,
my colleague, a lawyer.

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You apologize this instant.

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Okay.

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I'm here about
your nephew henry.

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I have concerns.
I need your help.

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What concerns?

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Well, he's 15.
He's going through puberty.

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He's starting to get
an acute interest in sex.

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Isn't that natural?

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And he may be dating
his sister.

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What?

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You heard me.

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But he's an only child.

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Well, he is or he isn't.
We don't know.

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He was conceived by
an anonymous sperm donor.

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I have an excellent sex life
so long as men

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don't actually have to get
in the bedroom with me.

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Anyway,turns out fiona,
that's the girlfriend fiona

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she was conceived 
by an anonymous sperm donor.

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It also turns out she's
the spitting image of henry.

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I'm thinking, what are the odds?
Are you with me?

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To be honest,

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i'm still recovering
from the gripping apology.

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I met fiona's mother.
We both used the same agency

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my god, what if?

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I mean, what if they
fall in love and get married

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and start reproducing?

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W-well, let's simply take
d.n.a. Swabs and--

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D.n.a. Is not conclusive
with half siblings.

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Could you speak to him?

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me?

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He loves you.

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Does she ever speak?

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I must say, when I first
read the complaint,

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I couldn't decide

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whether it was just laughable
or nonsensical.

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Now that I see
who the attorney is,

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it makes sense
that it's laughable.

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Wade and I go back.

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He represents the
pharmaceutical companies

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that almost killed denny.

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How's that discovery going,
by the way?

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It might be
proceeding more quickly

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if I wasn't sidetracked by baseless,
groundless, frivolous claims.

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He's a big fan
of adjectives.

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Yes, I go back a little bit
with wade as well.

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Really?

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The hospital has admitted
comtting gross misconduct,

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which caused
the victim's death.

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But it's a military hospital.
They're immune.

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Fine. We have the merits, you
have the legal technicalities.

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Let's meet somewhere
in the middle.

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The technicality here
is the trump card.

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The supremcourt
clearly held

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you can't touch military
hospitals. Game over.

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That ruling was 50 years ago.
Things change.

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Things change?

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Will that be your
legal argument, things change?

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I'll have you know, tony scalia
is personal friend of mine,

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and trust me, he has
no interest whatsoever

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in what any supreme court
before him has said.

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I don't know why I even
bothered to come over here.

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Because you Miss me, wade.

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Hug? We're a nation
of huggers, you know?

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We will take this to court.

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Fine. Do that.

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Have a lovely day.

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What?

168
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We don't really want it to end
quickly, do we? He's fun.

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I certainly understand
your concerns.

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But we have
contractual agreements

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assuring
absolute confidentiality

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with all of our
anonymous donors.

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He could be dating
his sister.

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joy.

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I appreciate
your legal obligations,

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but contracts can be vitiated
on grounds of public policy.

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And your public policy
argument would be what?

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He's dating his sister!

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joy.

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- Are these your children?
- Yes, they are.

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You have a beautiful family.

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I can see they
even look like you.

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Henry espenson wonders
whom he looks like.

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Do you really think it's fair,
mr. Chism,

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that henry's right to know
his genetic lineage

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was simply...
Contracted away from him?

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Mr. Espens, without
assunce of anonymity,

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many sperm donors
wouldn't donate.

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It's possible henry
might not even exist.

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And if we were to look
at the equation

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as best interest
of the sperm donor,

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i'd side with you,
but since courts

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typically opt for
best interest of the child--

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And henry would be
better off on born?

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Believe me, Mr. Espenson,
I've heard all the arguments.

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And as I said,
I do sympathize,

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but there is no wiggle
room on this one.

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We will not ll you
who the sperm donor is.

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All right, listen, buddy,
I've tried to play nice here,

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but if we have to go
to court, I'll do it.

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I'll close your doors,
and then you can liquidate

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all your little test tubes

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and turkey basters,
your porn videos.

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See this here?
It's a cigarette, bub.

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And you can put it out
like this,

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just snuff it in an ashtray,

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or I can stomp it with
my size-13 boats.

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Either way,
it's extinguished, pal.

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Whether you want to be snuffed,
stomped or sucked dry,

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we can do it nice,
do it rough.

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How's  gonna be?

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Just...

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Yes, security, please.

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I am not being a traitor.
I'm supporting our troops.

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Why aren't you?

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Isn't this war
costing us enough

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without the lawyers
coming in--

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Oh, I don't want
to get into this.

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Alan, I'm gonna
tell you something

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and you need to hear this--
America is sick of bush bashing.

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Enough already.

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I'm not bashing bush.

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You're suing the military,
which is the pentagon,

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which is the government,
which is bush.

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It all comes down to bush.

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Denny, this isn't about bush.

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This is about the troops
risking their lives in the--

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Oh, please.

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After the debacle
at walter reed,

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you must be kidding.

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These kids are returning
with catastrophic wounds.

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Who the hell is looking out
for them, really? Not congress.

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It's one you can't win, alan.

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Says who?

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Says law.

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Says the united states
supreme court.

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Says $50,000.

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You know what? I don't...

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You want to bet.

240
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Uh-huh. If you insist
on being an idiot,

241
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at least let me
profit from it.

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Have you no shame
whatsoever?

243
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None.

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All proceeds
to go the troops.

245
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Fine.

246
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Fine.

247
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Fine.

248
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There are reasons for
this doctrine, ms. Schmidt.

249
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Yes, your honor, bad ones.

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These kids fight our wars.

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It's an undue burden
to compensate them

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when they're victims
of medical malpractice?

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The soldier in question

254
00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,500
lost his life because
of an avoidable,

255
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,500
negligent hospital screwup

256
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:06,700
it's not just the money.

257
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,000
Subjecting the military
hospitals to discovery--

258
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:09,800
Oh, come on.

259
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:10,400
May I finish?

260
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,600
You didn't let me finish.

261
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,000
Your honor,
this goes beyond bad faith.

262
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,500
We send these kids to war,
they come back

263
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,900
in need of medical care,

264
00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:20,400
our doctors commit
malpractice, and we tell them,

265
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,000
"oops. You can't sue
because of a-a doctrine

266
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,100
that selectively singles out
and punishes soldiers"?

267
00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:27,700
I thought he was
the speech maker.

268
00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,000
No, today you got me.

269
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,100
At least let me call
a witness or two.

270
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:35,600
My client lost
his only brother.

271
00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:38,900
If he can't have
his day in court,

272
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,900
at least give him an hour.

273
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,800
All right. I'll allow you
to call witnesses

274
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,200
as to the legality
of the doctrine.

275
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,900
Your honor,
if she doesn't like the law,

276
00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:53,600
her recourse is the legislature,
not a judge.

277
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:58,300
Well, thank you, Mr. Mathis.
I know what my role is.

278
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,100
2:00.

279
00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:06,100
You started sucking
on the cigarette?

280
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,700
I-I think I got
some wood fibers

281
00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,300
lodged in my lungs.

282
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,300
Well, wh-what happened?

283
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,900
Well... I just saw
my sister looking at me

284
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:18,200
like I was this big loser,
the way she did growing up.

285
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,000
Did she really
throw rocks at you?

286
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:20,500
yes.

287
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,700
She thought if a hard object
came hurtling at my head,

288
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,200
i'd have to lift my hands
off my thighs to block it.

289
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,900
She does love me in her way,
but her way sucks.

290
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,300
It's a prop.

291
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,800
So what happens now
with the case?

292
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:40,200
Well, we go to court, but first,
we have to tell henry.

293
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,400
How can I help?

294
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,200
You can't really.
I need to do this

295
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,200
can you?

296
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,800
It's a prop.

297
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,800
Sometimes
I think about retiring,

298
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,100
but what would I do?

299
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,300
I hate golf.
I don't much like to travel.

300
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,200
Do you ever
think about retiring?

301
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:07,600
Not really,

302
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,500
as long as I can practice law
on my own terms.

303
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:12,200
And you're doing that?

304
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:17,800
Still able to put your judgments
in question form, I see.

305
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,600
You know, shirley,

306
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,400
i'm still on the board
of bar overseers.

307
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,800
There's a lot of talk
about your firm lately.

308
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:29,700
Is there?

309
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,900
Yes, regarding its, uh...

310
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,000
Slide.

311
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,400
I wasn't aware
of any slide.

312
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:40,100
Two of your name partners
have lost their minds,

313
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,900
and you...

314
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,100
What about me?

315
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,200
I've known you a long time.
May I be brutally honest?

316
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,300
Oh, please.

317
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:51,200
This alan shore is
dragging you into the sewer.

318
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,900
It's now his thumbprints
all over crane, poole & schmidt,

319
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,100
not yours.

320
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,700
He's unscrupulous,

321
00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,800
he's disrespectful
to our judiciary,

322
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,000
he's a bad seed,

323
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,400
and his reputation...

324
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:08,900
Is running to your firm
as a whole, to you.

325
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:11,400
I see his influence in play
in--in this very case.

326
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,500
You brought a baseless,
frivolous cause of acion

327
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,600
barred by law.
why?

328
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,000
Are you done?

329
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,700
Go ahead. Let me have it.
I'm a big boy.

330
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,900
I've practiced a long time,
worked with some of

331
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,800
the highest-ranking members
of our profession--

332
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,500
I include you among them--

333
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,600
But I have yet
to be associated

334
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:39,600
with a more skilled,
more principled,

335
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:43,100
more noble attorney
than alan shore.

336
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,000
If his is the reputation
i'm to be saddled with,

337
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:51,000
I will take it.
And lunch is over.

338
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,800
If you want to reject
my opinion,

339
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,700
that's your prerogative.

340
00:14:56,700 --> 00:15:01,000
But here's a fact--
He is putting your firm in peril.

341
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,600
Believe me
when I tell you that.

342
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,800
Jerry, thank you so much
for helping me tell him.

343
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,600
I'm just so afraid
if he hears it from me,

344
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,400
he'll hate my guts forever.

345
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,400
Hey, mom.
Hi, uncle jerry.

346
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,700
Henry! Hello. Welcome.

347
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,700
This could take a while.

348
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,300
It's so good
to see you.

349
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,000
You, too.
This is my girlfriend fiona.

350
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,300
I brought her along,
if that's okay.

351
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,100
We're kind of inseparable.

352
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,400
So what's the big mystery? Did I
inherit money or something?

353
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,400
Did my birth father keel?

354
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,500
Henry.

355
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,800
So really,
what's the deal?

356
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,200
Let's... Go into
the conference room

357
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,700
where we all can sit.

358
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,300
Are you currently serving
in the military, sir?

359
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,800
No, I'm a retired captain
for the u.s. Army.

360
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,500
I served until last year.

361
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,100
And what were your
primary responsibilities?

362
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,400
For the last nine years,
I was mainly in recruiting,

363
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,000
getting young men to enlist.

364
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,800
Did you retire on good terms?

365
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:24,900
Not so much.

366
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,200
Could you tell us why?

367
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:30,900
Well...it was suggested I retire
after I was a little too outspoken

368
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:33,100
on what I perceived
as a backdoor draft.

369
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,400
Um, when you say
"backdoor draft"--

370
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,600
I mean we target the poor.

371
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,300
No one likes to say it publicly,
but that's what we do.

372
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,600
And you target
low-income youth because?

373
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,500
They needed the money.
Most kids don't want

374
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,900
to go off and fight wars
if they can avoid it,

375
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:50,100
so we hone in on the kids
without options.

376
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:51,100
The poor.

377
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:54,100
The poor. We set up
our recruitment stations

378
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,900
in the poor neighborhood malls
and in the poor high schools.

379
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,200
I'm sorry.

380
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,600
Can you at least tell me
the connection to this case?

381
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,100
It goes to fairness,
mr. Mathis.

382
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,700
We go after the lowest
economic demographic

383
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,600
in our society
to fight our wars.

384
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:11,300
These kids are risking their
lives out of financial duress.

385
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,100
- They have--
- I'm sorry, ms. Schmidt.

386
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,900
This is an entirely
different issue.

387
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,800
This witness is disallowed.

388
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,300
Your honor, I would like you to
understand the context of this--

389
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,100
No. We're gonna stay on issue.

390
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:25,000
Now if you've got a witness
who can talk out this case

391
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,300
or the doctrine itself,
i'll listen.

392
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:30,600
Otherwise, this witness
is disallowed.

393
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,300
Now who else do you have?

394
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,300
Yes, I would like to hear
from the doctor

395
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,000
who treated
my client's brother.

396
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Defense stipulated that he
committed an avoidable error

397
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,300
rising to the level
of malpractice.

398
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,900
I'd like to hear from him
all the same since--

399
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,400
There's no point here
from the doctor

400
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,300
unless you're trying
to manipulate me

401
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,700
with either horror or otion,
neither of which informs us

402
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,000
of the legitimacy

403
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,000
or the lawfulness
of the feres doctrine.

404
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,300
Your honor, certainly you're
allowed to be horrified

405
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,400
by the facts in this case.

406
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,800
The doctor is disallowed.

407
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,500
In order to fully appreciate
this doctrine

408
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,400
and its capricious
application,

409
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,700
your honor needs to hear test--

410
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:07,600
Oh, wait a minute.

411
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,300
You've--you've wasted
enough of my time already.

412
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:13,100
I'd like to hear summations
from counsel

413
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,600
in this court
tomorrow at 10:00 a.m.,

414
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,100
and then I'll rule.

415
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:20,500
In the meantime, I'd like to see
counsel in my chambers.

416
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,000
Well...

417
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,900
It, um, uh, might be... Best

418
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:33,100
if this conversation were--
Were private.

419
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:35,400
Mom, whatever it is,
i'm gonna tell fiona.

420
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,900
E's my soul mate.

421
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,800
Okay.

422
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,700
Well...

423
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,100
The thing is, henry...

424
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,600
Tell him.

425
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,900
Well, henry, hello.
Welcome.

426
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,900
This is a little bit about
your birth father, actually.

427
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,600
- Did he croak?
- No. No, no, no.

428
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,400
Well, we have no way of knowing
one way or another

429
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,400
since we have no iava
who he even is.

430
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,100
Fiona's born down a baby too

431
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,200
it's one of the first things
we bonded over.

432
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,200
Yes, in fact, you're not
just sperm-donor babies.

433
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:13,800
But you both come from
the same sperm bank, actually.

434
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,600
Really?

435
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:19,200
Cool. You see?
We're so much alike.

436
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,000
M-more alike
than you might imagine.

437
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:26,300
It's possible... You came
from the same sperm donor.

438
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,400
What do you mean?

439
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,400
Well...

440
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,600
You may have...

441
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,300
Um...

442
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,500
The same birth father.

443
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,700
The odds are against it,
of course,

444
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:46,700
but there's a wee chance that...

445
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,800
Uh, fiona...

446
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:52,900
Is...

447
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,600
Your half sister.

448
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,500
That--it can't be.

449
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:05,900
I-i--i'm sure it isn't,
but, uh, um, it might be.

450
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,500
That--it can't be.

451
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:06,200
I-i--i'm sure it isn't,
but, uh, um, it might be.

452
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,900
How can we know...for sure?

453
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:15,100
Well... That's the thing.

454
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:18,100
Uh, we... Can't.

455
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,900
We're trying, but so far...

456
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,500
We can't.

457
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,800
I have been informed

458
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:39,800
that counsel has been
wagering on this case.

459
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,200
Is that true?

460
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,400
That is absolutely false.

461
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,800
Mr. Shore...

462
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,600
- What about you?
- Me?

463
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,300
I've been informed

464
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:55,400
that you and denny crane
have a side bet for $50,000.

465
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,700
Is that true?

466
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,700
- Well...
- Alan?

467
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,500
Proceeds go to the troops.

468
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,200
I never bet on baseball,
and I bet we'd win here,

469
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,400
so it's not as if
i'm throwing anything here.

470
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,700
But a senior partner
in your firm--

471
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:17,600
Denny and I have these
little side bets all the time.

472
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,600
<i>It's not like...
That answer remotely helped me.</i>

473
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:23,500
I lied about that actually.

474
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,800
Denny and I don't bet all the time.

475
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,400
I never bet. I just... Lie.

476
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,200
My therapist recommends
that I lie to get past the...

477
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,100
Gambling problem.

478
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,400
Well, I'm recommending you for disbarment

479
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,400
as soon as this case is through.

480
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,200
All right. Summation,
10:00 a.m. Tomorrow.

481
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,600
- You told the judge?
- What?

482
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,200
About our bet. You told the judge.

483
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,000
I did no such thing.

484
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,400
Well, he knows, denny.
How would he know?

485
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,200
Don't ask me.

486
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,900
You never said anything to anybody?

487
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:15,000
Well, I-I might have mentioned
it to the clerk in passing.

488
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,300
- I don't believe it.
- Calm down.

489
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:19,700
You sabotaged a case of this firm

490
00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:22,300
so you could win a bet?
You sabotaged me.

491
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:25,100
- Keep your voice down.
- I will not keep my voice down.

492
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,100
You sold me out.
I'm up for disbarment now.

493
00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:28,700
- You might be, too.
- I'll make a few calls.

494
00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:30,900
Denny, we wagered on a case.

495
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:34,000
Do you have any idea
how unethical that is?

496
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,100
Well, it's not like
we bet on baseball.

497
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:39,200
You did this to me,
to your best friend.

498
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:43,200
Winning a bet is... My god.

499
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,500
She looks mad.

500
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,900
Of all the things
you have done...

501
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:54,300
Never mind the illegality of it,

502
00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:56,400
the insensitivity...

503
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,500
A soldier lost his life.

504
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,100
- Shirley--
- There is no excuse, alan.

505
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:03,100
I wasn't about to offer any.

506
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,800
It was stupid.
We never should have done it.

507
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,700
If I thought it would haveny
bearing on the case, I never w--

508
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,500
Of course it has bearing.

509
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:12,200
The judge now takes our case
much less seriously bec--

510
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,600
Which was obviously denny's plan,

511
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,600
which is why he told the clerk.

512
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,100
Oh, sure. Sell me out.

513
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:18,900
You sold me out.
You betrayed me.

514
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:21,500
You both betred me

515
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,000
and this firm and the client.

516
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,600
You sicken me, both of you.

517
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,200
Maybe I shouldn't have told.

518
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,700
Maybe?!

519
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,100
You risked everything.

520
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:46,100
Our friendship, our trust,
our nights on the balcony--

521
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,900
You put a stupid bet before it all.

522
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:50,400
I mean--you know what?
I don't care.

523
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,000
I'm done. We're done.

524
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,400
- Alan.
- I can't even look at you.

525
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,600
So this isn't y kind of
in vitro facility or--

526
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,200
No, your honor.
It's simply a bank.

527
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,700
People buy and sell sperm.

528
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,600
And do people buy and sell
a lot of it,

529
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:15,000
or has the weakened american dollar
taken its toll there as well?

530
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,900
Your honor, I certainly hope
you're not finding humor in this.

531
00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:20,300
The consequences here
are potentially dire.

532
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:23,600
Look, the odds of two people from
the same donor meeting are--

533
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,000
Not preposterous.

534
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,500
Many donors donate buckets
of sperm over time.

535
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:30,300
In fact, with designer babies
and genetic engineering

536
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,700
being the new must-have
for wealthy families,

537
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:34,600
many prospective parents
go looking for 

538
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,000
that athletic good-looking man
with the ivy league degree.

539
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,200
There are some donors

540
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,100
who have sired more offspring
than secretariat.

541
00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:44,600
It's only a matter of time

542
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:48,000
before two people from
the same seed hook up.

543
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,600
Crown cryobank follows
the guidelines recommended by

544
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,000
the american society
for reproductive medicine

545
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,200
to specifically guard against
the possibility of consanguinity.

546
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,500
But it can happen.

547
00:24:57,500 --> 00:25:00,400
Looking at these two kids,
you can see the possibility.

548
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,600
Your honor, if I may,

549
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,000
we limit the number of
live births per donor

550
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,400
to 25 per population of 800,000.

551
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,000
But you have no means of
actually tracking that number.

552
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,100
There's no obligation
for the women to tell you

553
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:14,500
the resultslt of the purchased
sperm once it leaves the depot.

554
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:17,000
We have binding contracts
with our donors.

555
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,300
But if you talk to adopt children??

556
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:21,500
They will tell you there is a need.

557
00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:25,300
Even the--the ones raised
by loving adoptive families,

558
00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:27,800
there is a fundamental,

559
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,900
perhaps even primal need,

560
00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:33,200
to know who and where they came from.

561
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,500
And these contracts say,

562
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:38,900
"no, sorry, sperm donors'
privacy counts more."

563
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:40,100
That's wrong.

564
00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:42,500
Parents have always treated
children like chattel,

565
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,200
like acquisitions, but this...

566
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,900
The u.k. Passed a law

567
00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:48,700
ending the practice of
donating sperm anonymously.

568
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:51,000
Fertility clinics started to dry up.

569
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,600
Some have no sperm at all.

570
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,300
Desperate parents lose out.

571
00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:56,300
All right.

572
00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:58,100
I think I know the arguments.

573
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,900
Yes, son?

574
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,200
I just want to say, judge,

575
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,400
nobody ever consulted me.

576
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,700
Now if I want to know
where I came from,

577
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,400
who my birth father is,

578
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,100
does cancer run in the family,

579
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:14,000
are there any other diseases
I might be more likely to get,

580
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,100
do I have any brothers or sisters,

581
00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:18,800
is there anybody else out there
who looks like me--

582
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,000
I don't get to know any of that

583
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,700
because before I was born,
some people entered into a contract.

584
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,600
I'm sorry.

585
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:46,200
Go tell someone who's inrested.

586
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,200
I'm working on my summation.

587
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,700
- Alan, I--
- Get out.

588
00:26:50,700 --> 00:26:52,500
You don't do something like...

589
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,400
Sorry isn't good enough.

590
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,400
Alan...

591
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:07,000
I'm slipping.

592
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,200
What would ever

593
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:14,800
possess me to--

594
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,400
I mean, I do crazy things,

595
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,900
but I-I always know what I'm doing.

596
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,300
My judgment on this was...

597
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,200
I know I'm slipping.

598
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,800
I'm so, so sorry.

599
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:39,300
For me to have done this to
the person I love most is...

600
00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:43,100
What's happening to me?

601
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,500
Nothing's happening to you.

602
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,100
Yes, it is.

603
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,400
I'm not sure.

604
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,500
Maybe I shouldn't practice anymore.

605
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:52,900
Look, don't overreact.

606
00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:55,700
I told the clerk of a sitting judge

607
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:57,900
we had a bet on the case.

608
00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:05,400
If I'm going down, I--i'm not
taking you down with me.

609
00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:07,200
It's time I quit.

610
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,200
If you quit work, denny,

611
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,400
your brain will shrivel up
to the size of a small raisin,

612
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,300
and you surely will die.

613
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:24,000
Have you bvefeeling
other symptoms lately?

614
00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:27,400
Sometimes I feel a little foggy

615
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,800
and I don't seem to always get things.

616
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,700
- For example?
- Obama.

617
00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:33,400
Another example.

618
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,800
The patriots losing to the giants.

619
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,400
You're covering.

620
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,000
The idea of not having you--

621
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,300
You will never not have me.

622
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,200
You said we were done.

623
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,500
I was angry, denny.

624
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,200
I'll get by it.

625
00:28:56,100 --> 00:29:01,400
Our friendship will survive
an act of poor judgment.

626
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,900
- Really?
- Really.

627
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,200
If you want to call off the bet--

628
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,900
I have no inrest in doing that.

629
00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:20,000
I plan on winng.

630
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,100
- Double it?
- Done.

631
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,100
Don't tell.

632
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:27,900
I won't.

633
00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:30,100
Thank you, alan.

634
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:34,400
You forgive, I forget--
We make a good team.

635
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,900
Yes. We're a very good team.

636
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:55,600
All right.

637
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,800
Look, when I grew up,

638
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,400
it was relatively rare to meet
a person who was adopted.

639
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,900
Today adoption is commonplace,

640
00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:07,500
as are multicultural families.

641
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:12,000
Genealogy is almost considered irrelevant.

642
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,200
But it is relevant.

643
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,900
People do want to know
their genetic history,

644
00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:17,700
whether it is for medical reasons

645
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:21,100
or just, well, to feel complete

646
00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:23,900
as one adopted friend recently told me.

647
00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:26,000
I agree with Mr. Espenson.

648
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,000
We cannot allow a contract
to usurp the autonomy of the child.

649
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,300
The current laws are
anything but current,

650
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:34,200
and they need to be reexamined.

651
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:38,200
In the meantime,
I am not ordering the defendant

652
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,000
to tell the plaintiff
the identity of his biological father.

653
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,400
But I am ordering you to tell him

654
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,700
if he and his girlfriend

655
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:49,000
come from the me sperm donorrm

656
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:53,500
you have my ruling.
We are adjourned.

657
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:56,400
So what happens now?

658
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,700
Well, we at least find out
if you two are related.

659
00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:01,000
How long will that take?

660
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,000
I would think we'd know today.

661
00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:07,400
Good work, jerry.
I'm very impressed.

662
00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:21,400
It isn't just the undue economic burden
on the government, your honor,

663
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,800
though that alone would be crippling.

664
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,700
But the subject s the military
hospitals to discovery?

665
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:29,300
That could result in
the free trade of military secrets.

666
00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:32,400
It could compromise military discipline.

667
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:34,900
Representative duncan hunter,

668
00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:37,200
a member of the house
armed services committee

669
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,600
and a former fighter pilot--
Consider what he said--

670
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,600
"the feres doctrine represents
a reasonable approach

671
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,500
"to ensuring that litigation
does not interfere

672
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:51,500
"with the objectives and readiness
our nation's military."

673
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,600
You know, and think of it?

674
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,200
Do we really want our
military personnel bogged down 

675
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:59,800
in depositions and motions
while we're trying to fight a war?

676
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:03,300
And finally, your honor,???

677
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:07,200
Military hospitals tend
to deal with high volume,

678
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,700
and as Mr. Shore noted,
many catastrophic wounds.

679
00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:13,100
We want these kids getting treatment.

680
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:15,000
The last thing we need

681
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,500
is for doctors to be balking
out of fear of getting sued.

682
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,800
If you take away this immunity,

683
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,400
the reality is,
you'll lose doctors,

684
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,800
and our kids won't get
the medical treatment

685
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,000
they've earned and deserve.

686
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,700
Lawyers love to sue.

687
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,900
It's what we do.
It's how we heat our pools.

688
00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:33,600
But sometimes...

689
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,900
We have to put our country first.

690
00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:38,000
And failing that,

691
00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:40,700
how about you put our troops first?

692
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:49,700
ah.

693
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,400
It's surprising to have to explain

694
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,000
the rudiments of our legal system
to opposing counsel,

695
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,800
but I am not suing anyone.

696
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,800
My client is suing
because his brother, a soldier,

697
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,500
was killed by a military hospital.

698
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,900
By the way, there are
no pools being heated here.

699
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:07,100
I don't have one,
and as for my client,

700
00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:09,800
he should be so lucky to have
a house, let alone a pool.

701
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,500
Although I'm sure he'd
prefer to have his brother.

702
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:15,800
Private richard canfield was in
the fort wayne military hospital

703
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,300
getting basic follow-up treatment
for wounds sustained in iraq,

704
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:21,400
wounds he was healing from nicely.

705
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,300
He began to have trouble breathing due to 

706
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:25,900
an adverse reaction to medicine
he was mistakenly given.

707
00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:29,000
The doctor then inserted
a breathing tube incorrectly

708
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,100
and proceedeproc pump ai p
into his stomach.

709
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,800
By the time they figured out
their mistake 15 minutes later,

710
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,100
private canfield
had severe brain damage.

711
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:37,900
Three days later, he died.

712
00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:39,400
None of this is in dispute.

713
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:43,700
Had this same malpractice
happened to me or you,

714
00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:46,500
our estates would receive
million-dollar settlements.

715
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:50,100
But because private canfield
was a g.i., not a nickel.

716
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:52,700
Apparently, we can all live with that.

717
00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:58,400
This feres doctrine is as unfair as
it is patently ludicrous.

718
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,600
There is no danger of
revealing military secrets.

719
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,000
Discovery would only go
to medical records.

720
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,800
And frankly, I am mystified

721
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:09,100
as to how this could possibly
affect military discipline.

722
00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:11,600
Would the troops
suddenly stop saluting

723
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,700
or begin marching in crooked lines?

724
00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:17,500
And as for the supposed burden
on the government,

725
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,000
you've gotta be kidding me.

726
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,200
What about private canfield's
horrific ordeal?

727
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,100
Not to mention the obvious fact

728
00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:26,800
that while our government
will undoubtedly survive,

729
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,100
private canfield did not.

730
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,000
I would say to you, your honor,

731
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
these are our kids who are dying.

732
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:40,200
But it's not really our kids, is it?

733
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,700
Not for the most part.

734
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,200
It's the poor people's kids.

735
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,000
And the dirty little secret,

736
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,300
some might say windfall,

737
00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:50,000
of our record poverty
and disparity of wealth

738
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,800
is that we've got plenty of poor people
with kids to fight our wars.

739
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,500
I'm sorry, but I'm offended by that.

740
00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:55,400
Are you, really?

741
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,200
How about a republican
presidential candidate

742
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,700
who opposes educational benefits for g.i.s

743
00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:02,000
so as not to encourage troops
to leave the military?

744
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,300
Keep their options limited.
Does that offend you?

745
00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:06,900
How about all the war
profiteering by the rich?

746
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:07,700
How about the fact

747
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:11,700
that while an army sergeant gets
an annual salary of $70,000,

748
00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:14,800
private security guards hired
by blackwater and dyncorp

749
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,400
get $400,000 to $500,000,

750
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,300
does that offend you?

751
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:21,100
All kinds of wonderful,
lucrative deals can happen in war,

752
00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:23,500
but for the g.i.s,
we've got the feres doctrine,

753
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:26,700
which means when a g.i.
Is killed by hospital negligence

754
00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:29,700
or even deliberately
by a doctor, not a nickel.

755
00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:33,100
How can this not shock
our national conscience?

756
00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:35,100
The media gives it little if any shrift.

757
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:36,800
Mr. Mathis clearly doesn't care.

758
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,300
And me? Hell, I even
placed a bet on the case.

759
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:48,800
How can it be
that we don't... Much care?

760
00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:54,100
Maybe because it's not
our kids who are dying.

761
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,700
It's the poor people's.

762
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,200
Yes. Yes, that's fine. I'll wait.

763
00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:18,900
I'm on hold.

764
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:21,900
They have the answer?

765
00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:23,000
It seems so.

766
00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:27,000
It's going to be fine.

767
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,700
I read a study.

768
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:33,100
People are attracted to
other people who look like them.

769
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:36,100
It's not unusual for us
to resemble each other.

770
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:37,900
Yes. Thank you.

771
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:41,800
Well?

772
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,300
You have the same sperm donor.

773
00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:01,900
I'm sorry.

774
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,300
This isn't fair.

775
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,400
I'm so sorry.

776
00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:36,000
All rise.

777
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:39,800
Be seated.

778
00:37:47,900 --> 00:37:50,200
I'm allowing the plaintiff's case to stand.

779
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,000
Your honor, the precedent
set by the feres doctrine--

780
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,800
The feres doctrine is no longer
applicable in today's world.

781
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,700
Well, in that case,
the remedy is the legislature.

782
00:37:58,700 --> 00:38:00,300
I disagree, counselor.

783
00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:03,200
This doctrine unfairly victimizes the poor.

784
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:07,800
There are far more rich people
registered to vote than poor people.

785
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:11,500
This will never get fixed by
an electable legislature, never.

786
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:14,200
- Your honor--
- I'm allowing the case to stand.

787
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,200
We are adjourned.

788
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,500
Well...

789
00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:21,200
What does this mean?

790
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,000
It means for now, you still get to sue.

791
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,900
Hopefully we can settle it quickly.

792
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,300
Thank you.

793
00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:28,300
I'll schedule a meeting
with opposing counsel,

794
00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:29,500
and we'll see where it goes.

795
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,900
I'll let you know.

796
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,900
Shirley, I apologize again
for any embarrassment that--

797
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,700
Okay.

798
00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:54,300
She'll forgive us.

799
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,500
It sounds like
she's already halfway there.

800
00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:59,800
What makes you say that?

801
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:03,300
Well, shirley has no trouble
expressing her displeasure.

802
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:07,100
But when she says nothing
or walks away in silence,

803
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:08,800
it's like she's saying,

804
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:12,600
"i'm still angry,
but I'll forgive you."

805
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,400
Will you...

806
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,900
Really forgive me?

807
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,500
I did already.

808
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,200
I can't believe

809
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,900
I actually said that to the clerk.

810
00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,400
Promise me something--

811
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,000
When I do something crazy,
you'll tell me.

812
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:41,200
Okay, let's start
with doubling the bet.

813
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,200
Oh, right. Yeah.

814
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,300
At least tell me it's going
to a good cause, like a hooker.

815
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:53,100
It's going to the troops. Remember?

816
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:56,000
Oh, right, yes. I feel better now.

817
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,100
You okay, denny?

818
00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:05,400
Oh, yeah.

819
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,200
You really yelled at me.

820
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:12,300
I just lost my temper.

821
00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:15,000
I'm over it.

822
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,100
You know what's long overdue?

823
00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:22,700
You and me on a road trip.

824
00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:24,400
A road trip.

825
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,300
Maybe we should go to rome,

826
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:28,600
or the balcony on
the other side of the building.

827
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,700
Yeah, I've got it.
A dude ranch.

828
00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:33,200
A dude ranch?

829
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:38,200
It's horses and--and sheep
and fresh air and...

830
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:39,600
Sheep.

831
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,800
Let's go west,
to the wild west.

832
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,800
I don't really like horses.

833
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,700
How can you not like horses?

834
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:48,800
???

835
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:49,500
You just leave it to me.

836
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:51,000
I'll make all the arrangements.

837
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,900
We'll have campfires
and marshmallows and tents

838
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:55,900
and... Sheep.

839
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:58,000
Me and you and...

840
00:40:58,900 --> 00:41:00,900
Fresh air would do us both good.

841
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:02,900
That is what we need.

842
00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:11,000
Thank you...

843
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,900
For being...

844
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:19,000
Thank you.

845
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,900
I don't think
you're slipping, denny.

846
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,200
I really don't.

847
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,600
Okay.

848
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:40,300
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