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<i>Previously on Boston Legal...</i>

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–Who is this guy?
–Melvin Palmer.

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State of Utah vs Denny Crane.

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I'll represent the hoot brothers.

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For once in your life,
let me do the talking.

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Denny!

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We were just—
–Do you love him?

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I think I do.

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This man makes partner, or I walk and
take my name off the door with me.

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–Edwin Poole.
–Denny Crane.

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–Name on the door.
–Mine, too.

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–Crane…
–Poole and…

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Schmidt.

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a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM

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Drop the bag, and I'll let you live!

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Do it, bitch. Don't make me cap you.

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Son, of all the places you could stick
me —you may have already stuck me—

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I'd probably be the last to know.

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–Drop the bag.
–Turnip!

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For God's sake,
what the hell are you…

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–Shirley?
–Edwin?

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Put that down.
What is wrong with you?

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I am so sorry, Shirley.

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Of all the people to
mug… I'll deal with him.

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This woman is a dear friend of
mine, not to mention a partner.

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Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.

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Edwin, who is this… adorable child?

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He's my foster—give me
that! He's my foster son.

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I am so sorry, Shirley.
God, what is wrong with you?

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You adopted a son?

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Yeah, it was either that
or take up fly-fishing.

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Shame, Turnip. Shame.

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Look how full your cart is.

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No wonder your bottom is so—
–Turnip.

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–Full and plump.
–He gets cuter by the second.

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Isn't it the truth? Well, that's enough
now. Turnip Graves, Shirley Schmidt.

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Very nice to meet you, ma'am.

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A true pleasure, sir.

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Well, it's—it's nice
to see you again.

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You look great, and, uh, I'll
deal with him. Come here, you.

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Why would you do that and
embarrass me like that?

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How was I supposed to
know you'd know the lady?

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I know you're not supposed
to walk around parking lots

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sticking people in the
buttocks with a knife.

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Boston
Legal Season 05 Episode 10
“Thanksgiving”

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What do you mean,
you've got plans?

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You said you were going out of town.

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–I said I might go out of town, but—
–Didn't invite me, did you?

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Because I never made o-official plans.

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Who are you spending
Thanksgiving with?

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A friend. Uh, you wouldn't like him.

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Who?

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–It's personal.
–Personal?

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Well, you could come to. I'll ask him.

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Who?

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Technically, it would be…

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Melvin Palmer.

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–You must be joking.
–He's a good guy.

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You're spending Thanksgiving
with Melvin Palmer?

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He's a hoot.

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No, y-you're putting me on.

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Well, I had no place else
to go, and he called and—

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When did you become
friends with that bobo-head?

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When he saved our asses.

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–He did not save our asses.
–He saved our asses in Utah.

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Are you being serious?

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He's a decent guy.

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No, he is not.
He's nothing of the sort.

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–Look—
–And you're not having dinner with him.

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We'll find somewhere else to go.

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But you will not —will not— be
spending Thanksgiving with that vile—

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–I like him.
–I don't care.

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No, forget it. No.

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No. Nope.

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Mugged?

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You should've seen
the size of the knife.

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–Are you okay?
–No, I'm fine.

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I-I just can't believe it happened.

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Shirley, you have to tell the police.

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No, I don't want to do that.

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Shirley, it was an
attempted armed robbery.

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Well, he's 9 years old, Carl.

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Oh, my God. Now the
homecoming is complete.

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Carl Sack, how are you,
my friend?

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Never liked you, but what
the hey? I can be courteous.

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Shirl, hi, doll. Sorry I'm late.

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I hit some traffic, not to
mention a few pedestrians.

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Just mowed?'em right—
I can see I've lost you.

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Shirley, I don't know what to
say other than I'm so sorry.

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Edwin, how long
have you had that boy?

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Six months. I've enrolled him in
finishing school, not to worry.

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What the hell is this?

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You've sued me already?

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–Did you read it?
–Why would I?

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It's marked “privileged
and confidential.”

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Edwin, it was hand-delivered to you
because you were meant to read it.

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Ah, well, that's different.

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What does it say?

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It says the firm is going broke.

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Funny. Love her. She's just—
The firm is going broke?

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But that was two days ago.
Things have changed.

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How?

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We are broke.

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When you
say broke—

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Crane, Poole & Schmidt is bankrupt.
We have no money. Nada. Zilch.

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We're busted.

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I'll call Congress. They'll bail
us out. After all, we're rich.

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I know Hank Paulson. Nutty guy.

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–Hey, that's mine.
–It's over, Edwin.

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We're done.

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I don't know what else to
tell you, Edwin, other than—

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You can tell me how it happened.

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We had investments in the market, we had
massive receivables from banking industries,

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we had to take write-offs.

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You just beat the tobacco
companies for millions of dollars.

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You think we'll ever
see a penny from that?

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After all the appeals, that
victory's going to end up costing us.

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Edwin…

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we may have to shut our doors.

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Do people know?

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Only a certain few at this point.

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So we're really done, then?

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Canceled?

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Carl may have overstated that.

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There are some possibilities.
I still have hope.

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I really thought I'd make it back.

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I was getting better and, uh…

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Listen, I bought a turkey.

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I'd love to have you over for thanksgiving on
Thursday, maybe talk about old times and, uh—

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Edwin, thank you. Um, I have plans.

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I'm hosting a little thing at my house.

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So I'll come to your house, then?

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Edwin Poole?

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Well, he kind of
invited himself. I—

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We were supposed to have a quiet dinner.

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I know. I'm
sorry. But—

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And his little felon?

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Well, he could be joining.

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Oh, Shirley.

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I know. I wanted a quiet
evening, too. But somehow—

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he had no place to go.
Wh-what was I going to say?

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Uh, “no” comes to mind. How about “no”?

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Carl.

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A nice quiet Thanksgiving
dinner, just the two of us—

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that's how you billed it.

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And how I wanted it—

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Shirley, I've got the
research on the McClean—

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I thought you'd gone to London.

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Oh, yes, I was planning to, but the airline
screwed up with the tickets. It's a long story.

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So suffice to say, I'll be staying put.

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Oh, well, that's too bad.

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I'm having a few people over.
Why don't you come to my house?

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Oh, I wouldn't want to put you out.

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It wouldn't be any trouble.

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Oh, well, sure. I'd quite love that.

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–Great. 1:00, then.
–Splendid.

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Oh, w-would it be possible
for me to bring Jerry?

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I sort of —when I thought
that I didn't have plans—

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Jerry would be more than welcome.

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Thank you. I'll go tell him.

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Sorry.

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The idea of spending
a day alone with me—

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you just can't bear it, can you?

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Oh, you know that's not true.

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Can't we just look at this as a
gathering of a big, dysfunctional family?

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Can we do that?

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–What about us?
–We can be dysfunctional.

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–There.
–Thank you.

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–Are you okay?
–Yeah, I'm—I'm fine. I…

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just tend to get a little
stressed when I host parties.

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Do you not remember?

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But this is just a dinner.

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It is a Thanksgiving dinner, and let's
face it, with this particular group,

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the possibilities for catastrophe—
–What?

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Oh, hey, what… We're off
to a good start. Come on.

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Surprise.

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Hey, Turnip beat you to it.

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What were you doing,
staring in my window?

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Is this how it's gonna be,
dump-on-Turnip day?

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Ah, Turnip, hi. I'm Mr Sack.
I've heard a lot about you.

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Hands on the wall.
–Oh, come on.

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Now, now, don't worry.
I do this to everybody.

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Yeah, try not to enjoy yourself, pops.

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–Oh, come on.
–Hello. Welcome. Hello.

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Mr Poole.

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Thank you, Carl.

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–Oh, what a beautiful home.
–Oh, thank you very much.

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–Is it all paid for?
–Turnip.

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–Not a bad question, actually, considering—
–Edwin.

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Here, give me your coats.

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Here. Let me take those.

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Hey, are we late?

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–No, you're just perfectly on time.
–Happy Thanksgiving.

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Thank you so much, Alan.

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Oh, Edwin.
When did they let you out?

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They didn't.

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–Uh, well, shall we, um, go to the table?
–Already?

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What happened—
–We just got here.

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To small talk and mingling and picking
at the turkey when nobody's looking?

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Just be quiet, Turnip.

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I don't think I can get through this.

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You will get through this.

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Time-out.

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The—the food is hot, and,
um, the table is set, so—

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Thank God for GPS.

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That's the first thing
I'm gonna be thankful for.

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–Hey, how you doing, Jerry?
–You invited him?

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Looks like you've eaten already.

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You must be Shirley Schmidt. I
googled you, good, that's what I did.

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You need to update your headshot.

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Who's the little guy?
–Edwin Poole.

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Melvin Palmer. How
are we doing, sport?

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Don't touch me.

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Hey, I didn't get my hug
yet, that's what I didn't get.

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I'll start with you, Al, you
big hoot. Come here! Oh, man!

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This is like old home week,
that's what this is like.

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Get in here, Denny.

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Thanks, Denny.

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All right, now look, it's probably
a good thing, whoever that person is.

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Why is it a good thing?

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He seems like a bit of an ice breaker.

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Ice breaker? The man
could've saved the “Titanic.”

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Who the hell is that guy?

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Listen, you said you like
a little noise and chaos.

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Seems he'll be able
to contribute to that.

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Oh, this is gonna be such a disaster.

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It's not going to be a disaster.

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All right, look, I'm gonna go
out there, I'll get everybody,

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I'll get them to the table you
take a second to collect yourself,

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then come in, all right?

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It's gonna be great. It's
gonna be a splendid day.

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–Okay.
–Good idea. Let's drink.

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Uh, D-Denny, I just wanted to say
how nice it is to have all of you here.

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The food looks positively delicious.

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I don't know where to start.

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Well, you can start with a moment
of silence, Melvin, or maybe an hour.

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Double hoot, that's what you are.

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–I'm a double hoot now.
–Perhaps we should pray.

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–Yeah, maybe for peace.
–Or start with grace.

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–Any volunteers, or shall I—
–I'll say grace.

243
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,530
Okay.

244
00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:06,610
Dear God—

245
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:09,040
–No, no, no,
–Oh, I think grace was a bad idea.

246
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,480
–Maybe we should skip grace.
–You don't even believe in God. How can you a—

247
00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,050
–I do, too.
–A Christian God?

248
00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:14,540
–Does it matter?
–Well, it does to me.

249
00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:16,540
I'm not gonna let you pray
to a Muslim God, not while I—

250
00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:18,180
Why does he have to be
either Christian or Muslim?

251
00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:19,800
He could be Texan,
that's what he could be.

252
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,470
Well, I-I-if he chooses good
over evil, he's Christian.

253
00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:23,740
Why couldn't he be Jewish?

254
00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:26,110
Are you nuts?

255
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,290
I am not giving thanks to
a Jewish God, a Muslim God.

256
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,880
Hindu maybe, 'cause
they love sheep.

257
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:32,860
–Jew hater.
–What?

258
00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:34,030
–Edwin, Edwin—
–Jew hater.

259
00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:37,970
Enough, enough. Let's
skip grace and let's eat.

260
00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:42,310
And if it's not too much trouble, I'd like to
have a nice Thanksgiving dinner with no fights.

261
00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:44,610
Can we do that, please?

262
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:47,430
I'm positively famished.

263
00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:52,500
Thank you.

264
00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:56,580
So, Turnip, tell me, what do
little black kids like to eat?

265
00:12:56,620 --> 00:13:00,070
–Oh, for God's sake, Denny.
–What do black kids like to eat?

266
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:01,050
Well, I want to know.

267
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:03,820
–Well, how about, “hey, Turnip,
what sort of food do you like?”
–Koreans like korean food. Greeks like greek food.

268
00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:05,830
Feisty bunch.

269
00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:08,050
–Racist?
–Yes, racist. This is a holiday.

270
00:13:08,090 --> 00:13:13,590
Please, let's not extend the systemic
racism of the firm to the dining room table.

271
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,800
What systemic racism of the firm?

272
00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:19,950
Oh, come on, Shirley.

273
00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:22,200
No, I'd like to hear this.

274
00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:24,130
Well, look around the
table or the office.

275
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,050
You see any black attorneys?

276
00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:27,880
–It doesn't mean we're racist.
–Right.

277
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:32,040
Did you ever think for one second that maybe
black attorneys don't want to work with us,

278
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,870
maybe they want to be with their own?

279
00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,280
Denny, don't help me, please.

280
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,150
–Could you please pass the—
–No!

281
00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:40,090
We just had a black man elected
president, and you still think—

282
00:13:40,130 --> 00:13:42,390
–Oh, please.
–What, “oh, please”?

283
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,780
–Never mind.
–No, say it.

284
00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,250
I-I want to hear this, Alan.

285
00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:46,380
–I-I don't.
–Neither do I.

286
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:51,180
I do. Say it, Alan. I want
to hear what you have to say.

287
00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:53,410
What, you really think
we've turned the corner?

288
00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:56,710
Of a hundred senators, one is
black, one, and that's Barack Obama.

289
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,600
Come January, there'll be none.

290
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,260
Of 50 governors, 2 are black, and
one of those is in New York, uh,

291
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,470
by default because Eliot Spitzer
got caught with his hooker.

292
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:08,350
This country hardly seems willing to
elect black leaders on a regular basis.

293
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,700
But the people of this firm are.

294
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,510
They voted overwhelmingly for Obama.

295
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:14,850
How do you know what the hell went on in
the privacy of all those voting booths?

296
00:14:14,890 --> 00:14:16,930
Get out of this house.

297
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,090
I haven't even eaten yet.

298
00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:19,850
I don't care.

299
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:23,226
–He will not say things like that—
–What did I say?

300
00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:27,910
Maybe since Barack
Obama w-was just elected,

301
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,920
we could celebrate the progress that blacks
have made in this country instead of—

302
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,160
Celebrate?

303
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:35,550
In America, black people are incarcerated
at almost six times the rate of white people.

304
00:14:35,590 --> 00:14:38,040
Turnip here seems already
to be well on his way—

305
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:42,490
Blacks have double the unemployment rate
of whites and have for over 40 years.

306
00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:46,030
Whether it's that or the government's
underwhelming response to AIDS

307
00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:50,150
among blacks or racial profiling, the black
community continues to get screwed.

308
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:54,290
Let's not even discuss, os uh, funding for
public schools in black neighborhoods

309
00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:57,780
or our supreme court eviscerating
Brown vs Board of Education.

310
00:14:57,820 --> 00:15:02,310
We've got that, uh, republican congressman
uh, Lynn Westmoreland from Georgia,

311
00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:06,510
who referred to Obama as “uppity”
—not once, twice— “uppity.”

312
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:10,280
E-even Obama's own running
mate, during the primary, Biden,

313
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,300
praised Obama as being “clean”
and “articulate.” What was that?

314
00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:15,930
We can give thanks for a
lot of things here today,

315
00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:19,150
but the defeat of racism in
America is not one of them,

316
00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:23,360
especially at liberal, white-collar
law firms like Crane, Poole & Schmidt.

317
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,010
Look around the table.

318
00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:33,020
Bet you don't get invited
to a lot of dinner parties.

319
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:35,780
I just wanted to have a-a
nice Thanksgiving dinner,

320
00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:39,054
but you— you couldn't let
that happen, could you?

321
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:43,760
You just had to screw it up.
–Wait, wait, wait. Let's—
Come on. Let's change the subject.

322
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:47,370
Can somebody think of, uh, something
more pleasant to talk about?

323
00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:50,310
I was thinking of taking a dump.

324
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,390
Where's the nearest bathroom?

325
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,210
Through there.

326
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,850
Don't take anything else.

327
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:04,230
I love the holidays, that's what I love.

328
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,820
You know, if I could just say…

329
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,010
that I'm sorry.

330
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:39,340
I realize I get worked
up, and I do apologize.

331
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,530
I certainly didn't mean
to ruin anyone's dinner.

332
00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:46,570
You didn't ruin mine, good buddy.

333
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:49,260
Oh, goody.

334
00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:52,600
Edwin, tell us, what's new with you?

335
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:55,530
Well, economic armageddon,
for one thing.

336
00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:57,000
–The firm is—
–Edwin…

337
00:16:57,010 --> 00:16:59,400
That—that's our secret.

338
00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:02,920
–What secret?
–Nothing.

339
00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:04,750
Sounds very good.
Did it not sound good?

340
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,520
–Just let it drop, Alan.
–I love secrets.

341
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:10,270
We used to play this little game— I'll
show you mine, you show me yours—

342
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,470
old and fat people excluded, of course.

343
00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:15,080
Denny, you'd be on the bubble there.

344
00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:16,340
Are you trying to be offensive?

345
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,830
That was aggressive.

346
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:19,550
What the hell is that?

347
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:20,760
–Edwin—
–He's a popper.

348
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,870
That's what he is.
Get him to purr, big guy.

349
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:28,454
Hey, Mel, keep acting like a turkey, you're
gonna get stuffed and carved, hot stuff.

350
00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:36,670
Thank you all… very much.

351
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:39,090
What'd we do?

352
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,800
Just trying to make conversation.

353
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:45,120
Oh, by the way, where's the little
black kid? He can't still be crapping.

354
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,500
Excuse me. You're gonna have
to stop that. It's annoying.

355
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:50,240
–Leave him alone, please.
–Stop it.

356
00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:58,320
One day, we'll look back and laugh.

357
00:17:58,330 --> 00:17:59,740
How about we just try
to make the best of it?

358
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:01,150
With that group?

359
00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:02,660
I'm so sorry in invited them.

360
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:03,680
It was such a bad idea.

361
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,910
What was I thinking?

362
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,810
What were you thinking?

363
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:11,300
I mean, you had to know at some
level this is exactly how it would go.

364
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,290
You just roll with
everything, don't you?

365
00:18:13,330 --> 00:18:18,082
Yeah, I was hoping to roll with you…
until you invited all the children.

366
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,500
–What the hell is this?
–Uh, Denny.

367
00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:26,770
Shirley and Carl are kissing.

368
00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:27,620
Oh, Denny. Cou you give us—

369
00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:29,250
–How could you?
–How could I what?

370
00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:31,510
Kissing him. You're cheating.

371
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,260
–Denny.
–Cheating?

372
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,810
We missed it. Kiss again.

373
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:34,710
–Oh, get out.
–Damn it.

374
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:35,490
No, Denny got to see.

375
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,870
–Am I the only who hasn't sucked face with her?
–I haven't.

376
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:41,804
How about Jerry here? Have you
gotten down with the mascot?

377
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,790
Jerry! Jerry! What is wrong with you?

378
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,650
–Jerry, calm down. Calm down.
–You big freak.

379
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,530
Look, could you—could you
all please just go home?

380
00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:52,500
No, wait. You know what? No, damn it.
This nonsense is gonna stop right now.

381
00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:54,470
Go back to the table. Go ahead. Go.

382
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,380
We're all going back
to the table right now.

383
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,150
Come on, we are gonna sit down…

384
00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:03,550
and we're going to be nice to each
other, and we're going to give thanks.

385
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:09,690
That was not acceptable at all, Jerry.

386
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:10,440
Did you hear
what he s—

387
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,510
I heard what he said,
and it was offensive,

388
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:15,460
but that doesn't mean
you resort to violence.

389
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,520
The incident in the caf? was bad enough.

390
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,730
For God's sake, Jerry, you're
a partner in a law firm.

391
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:22,410
You're an adult.
–Oh, shut up.

392
00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:27,690
I'm sorry.

393
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,880
What's going on with you?

394
00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:32,560
I just thought…

395
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:35,160
it would all go away when…

396
00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:36,440
You thought what would go away?

397
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,630
The ridicule.

398
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:41,280
When I made partner, I thought—
and I thought I would feel…

399
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:46,060
once I was accepted by others,
the esteem— but it's no better.

400
00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:47,700
I feel no differently about myself.

401
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:50,690
That word that he used,
what he called me—

402
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,510
–Mascot.
–That's what I am.

403
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,576
That's not true.

404
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,330
Katie treats me like a chia pet.

405
00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:57,230
She all but pats me on the head
and gives me a cookie when I'm g—

406
00:19:57,270 --> 00:20:00,460
How dare you say such a thing.

407
00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:01,930
–Katie, this is a private—
–No, it isn't.

408
00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:04,130
That was an indictment of
me, my friendship with you,

409
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:07,060
which I assumed to be
extraordinarily meaningful,

410
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,530
and I'm offended by it.

411
00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:10,240
You may seek to
trivialize yourself, Jerry.

412
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,580
I will not allow you to belittle me
and my feelings in the process.

413
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:18,510
Katie, if I get one more maternal lecture
from you, I am gonna throw up twice—

414
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:24,430
not once, but twice. It would take two
full heavings to get all the puke out.

415
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,740
You can go to hell, Jerry.

416
00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:36,040
It's one thing to do it,
but to rub my nose in it.

417
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,740
–Denny, we were not rubbing your nose in it.
–Yes, you were.

418
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,260
Was that the big plan?

419
00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:45,300
Get everybody here under the pretext
of my birthday and humiliate me?

420
00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:46,160
'Cause if that was the goal…

421
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:51,250
Denny, we're here for
Thanksgiving, not your birthday.

422
00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:57,100
Well, you know what I mean.
Gathering people up and—

423
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:59,580
Pops and the old lady are doing it?

424
00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:02,710
Denny, you and I are not a couple.

425
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:07,580
We have not been a
couple for over 25 years.

426
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:15,076
A-and you and Carl are?
Are you back together?

427
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,550
Yes.

428
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,810
Excuse me a second.

429
00:21:56,390 --> 00:21:59,560
Denny, did you really
think it was your birthday?

430
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,910
What difference does…

431
00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:06,760
Denny, look at me.

432
00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:15,650
Did you think we were assembled here to
celebrate your birthday, which is in January?

433
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,880
Oh, my God.

434
00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:29,570
I… I get a little, uh, confused…

435
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:35,080
w-when I get agitated.

436
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,930
Has this happened often?

437
00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:10,620
No. But it's happened.

438
00:23:10,970 --> 00:23:14,090
And it's usually when you get upset?

439
00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:19,730
Okay. So we go in for
another test, see—

440
00:23:19,770 --> 00:23:22,590
I don't want another test.

441
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:25,976
There's nothing they can
tell me that I don't know.

442
00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:29,780
There's no cure.

443
00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:32,879
Okay, look, here's what I know—
I've known you six years, and

444
00:23:32,919 --> 00:23:36,750
during that time, there's been
very little progression, if any.

445
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:41,310
You're 75 now. Like the doctor said, you
probably won't live long enough for the Alz—

446
00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:44,970
mad cow to… get you.

447
00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:46,260
It's already getting me, Alan.

448
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,960
No, it isn't, Denny.

449
00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:51,480
People get confused sometimes.
–I am slipping, Alan.

450
00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,970
You know it.

451
00:23:57,660 --> 00:24:00,440
I know it.

452
00:24:06,210 --> 00:24:13,920
? I know you belong to somebody else ?

453
00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:20,320
? but tonight you belong to me ?

454
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:30,450
? although we're apart
you're part of my heart ?

455
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,550
I'm sorry.

456
00:24:45,070 --> 00:24:48,970
I never meant to trivialize either
our relationship or feelings.

457
00:24:49,010 --> 00:24:50,270
Well, you did just that, didn't you?

458
00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:52,120
Look, toots, how about you
let me finish a sentence?

459
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,940
That too much work for you or…

460
00:25:01,730 --> 00:25:06,230
I really can't be that objective about
either our friendship or your feelings or—

461
00:25:06,270 --> 00:25:06,770
Why?

462
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,340
Because I love ya, all right?
Have I been too subtle?

463
00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:13,934
I gotta rent a billboard? Get a lousy
plane to fly overhead, pulling—

464
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,420
I love you.

465
00:25:28,450 --> 00:25:33,790
I realize that imposes no obligation
on your part to love me back.

466
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,650
And as consolation prizes go…

467
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:42,620
I can think of nothing more
extraordinary than your friendship.

468
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,980
You need to know…

469
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,990
that you are…

470
00:25:50,010 --> 00:25:53,350
the most incredible…

471
00:25:53,370 --> 00:25:56,640
generous, charitable…

472
00:25:56,670 --> 00:26:00,580
beautiful woman I have ever met.

473
00:26:03,050 --> 00:26:07,420
And I'm in love with you.

474
00:26:19,850 --> 00:26:24,970
? My honey, I know with the dawn ?

475
00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:28,990
? that you will be gone ?

476
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,110
? but tonight you belong to me ?

477
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:37,300
? just to little old me ?

478
00:26:38,070 --> 00:26:39,540
–Good.
–Say, uh, attention please.

479
00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:43,100
We're gonna make one last
ill-fated attempt at having dinner.

480
00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:46,540
Your presence is requested
in the dining room.

481
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,550
These people like to play with fire.

482
00:26:50,590 --> 00:26:51,450
Tell me about it.

483
00:26:51,490 --> 00:26:53,820
I ain't goin'?back in there.

484
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,950
Smart kid.

485
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,330
I have a question, Edwin.

486
00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:10,320
I can't help but think, uh,
you're a bit of a mental, right?

487
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,740
I am. Carrots, please.

488
00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:16,190
Why would social services ever
put a-a child in your care?

489
00:27:16,210 --> 00:27:18,340
What's wrong with me other
than being mentally unbalanced?

490
00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:21,750
This is a country that regulates
everything except Wall Street and the rich,

491
00:27:21,790 --> 00:27:24,110
who we let run amok,
but everything else…

492
00:27:24,150 --> 00:27:27,140
Parenting— that's the
hardest job anywhere.

493
00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:28,280
What's your point?

494
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:32,100
How can we pass out children to nut
jobs, especially little black children,

495
00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:35,704
who typically are at risk
and need the best parenting?

496
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,180
What?

497
00:27:37,190 --> 00:27:41,190
Do you know, Denny, that the fastest growing
segment of homeless in this country is children?

498
00:27:41,230 --> 00:27:42,170
What's that got to do with anything?

499
00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:43,850
It's got to do with
these kids need homes.

500
00:27:43,890 --> 00:27:46,510
You know, I'm—I'm not sure
I like where this is heading.

501
00:27:46,550 --> 00:27:48,140
Maybe we could change the subject.

502
00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:49,350
We're all out of subjects.

503
00:27:49,390 --> 00:27:51,350
Well, maybe we could talk about
bankruptcy. That might pick up—

504
00:27:51,390 --> 00:27:51,970
Oh, damn it.

505
00:27:52,010 --> 00:27:55,000
There's nothing wrong with bankruptcy,
Shirley. It's the in thing to be these days…

506
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,950
Oh, good, you're gonna
make fun of poverty now.

507
00:27:56,990 --> 00:27:59,480
Hey, how about all those poor
schmucks losing their homes?

508
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,170
I bet that's fun.
–I'm not making fun of those schmucks.

509
00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:02,520
It's the schmucks in suits
that I'm making fun of.

510
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,170
Do we have to fight?

511
00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:08,190
Can we just eat and make small
talk and pretend we like each other?

512
00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:09,870
Hell, we do like each
other. Why these guys—

513
00:28:09,910 --> 00:28:12,700
Will you shut up?

514
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,070
That was aggressive.

515
00:28:18,950 --> 00:28:22,380
I'm sorry. I just…

516
00:28:23,170 --> 00:28:25,480
It was my fault. I should never…

517
00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:29,240
The truth is, Carl, I…

518
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,320
I'm sorry.

519
00:28:32,330 --> 00:28:38,090
I guess I wanted a big, noisy
dinner because sometimes…

520
00:28:38,670 --> 00:28:43,460
when the din is loud, I can… hear him.

521
00:28:45,670 --> 00:28:48,640
Hear who?

522
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,240
My father.

523
00:28:58,020 --> 00:29:02,840
This is my first Thanksgiving
without him, ever, and…

524
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:08,340
I apologize, but, uh, it's
hard to face the quiet, and I…

525
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,680
I guess I can find comfort in tumult.

526
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,100
Well, once again,
thank you all very much.

527
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:23,650
She said she liked the tumult.

528
00:29:23,690 --> 00:29:25,260
And why are you making it all about you?

529
00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:28,380
This was supposed to be a quiet
dinner between Shirley and me.

530
00:29:28,420 --> 00:29:30,380
Well, that certainly would've
been dull. Can you imagine?

531
00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:31,650
I wonder what you
might have talked about.

532
00:29:31,690 --> 00:29:34,690
Probably about how the
firm is going broke.

533
00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:41,400
The firm is going broke?

534
00:29:42,290 --> 00:29:46,740
Did I know this… and forget? Did I?

535
00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:49,710
No, Denny. You didn't know.

536
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,740
Well, what's happened?

537
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,290
There he goes, making
it all about him again.

538
00:29:53,330 --> 00:29:54,530
Oh, will you shut up?

539
00:29:54,570 --> 00:29:57,830
No, Carl. It affects us, too.

540
00:29:58,260 --> 00:30:01,140
What's going on?

541
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,110
The firm is broke.

542
00:30:31,970 --> 00:30:35,820
We're exploring a number of
ways to get an influx of capital.

543
00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:37,530
We believe we can—
–How could this happen?

544
00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:39,100
How? We got hammered, Denny,
just like everybody else.

545
00:30:39,140 --> 00:30:40,790
My name is on the door!

546
00:30:40,810 --> 00:30:42,180
Why wasn't I told, damn it?

547
00:30:42,220 --> 00:30:43,500
They knew you'd be upset.

548
00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:46,560
Next thing, you'd be running around
telling everybody it was your birthday.

549
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,420
Gun!

550
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,770
–I've been hit!
–Denny, for God's sake.

551
00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:55,340
That's all I hear. “Denny, for God's sake.
Denny, for God's sake. Denny, for God's sake!”

552
00:30:55,380 --> 00:30:57,290
Why doesn't anybody tell me the truth?

553
00:30:57,330 --> 00:30:58,450
I am telling you the truth.

554
00:30:58,490 --> 00:30:59,380
The half-truth.

555
00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:00,840
Ah, I'm losing blood.

556
00:31:00,870 --> 00:31:02,440
It was just a paintball, dawg.

557
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,080
–No, I'm telling you exactly—
–What about you and Shirley?

558
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:05,910
What about it?

559
00:31:05,950 --> 00:31:08,930
How serious are you?
I want to know.

560
00:31:09,730 --> 00:31:12,420
Actually, we sort of all do.

561
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,870
Okay.

562
00:31:30,270 --> 00:31:32,530
Now you know before even Shirley.

563
00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:35,620
My plan, after our intimate
little dinner together, alone,

564
00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:40,910
without any of you, was
to ask her to marry me.

565
00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,590
Can you believe it?

566
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,810
As partner, I'm on the
hook for the firm's debts.

567
00:32:10,850 --> 00:32:13,970
I could be losing money.

568
00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:17,520
Jerry, I'm not quite sure how to
respond to your little revelation.

569
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,470
You don't need to. It's
my problem, not yours.

570
00:32:19,510 --> 00:32:21,750
It's my problem if it
affects our friendship.

571
00:32:21,790 --> 00:32:24,450
I remain committed to the
friendship. I won't let this—

572
00:32:24,490 --> 00:32:27,380
Easier said than done.

573
00:32:29,190 --> 00:32:32,850
Perhaps we should seek out
some sort of couples' therapy.

574
00:32:32,890 --> 00:32:34,280
We're not a couple, remember?

575
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,650
Well, yes, we are.

576
00:32:35,660 --> 00:32:39,600
Perhaps not one romantically
linked, but one just the same—

577
00:32:39,610 --> 00:32:44,840
quite an extraordinary couple
with a fairly complicated problem.

578
00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:11,470
I think you should still ask her.

579
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,140
The moment has slightly passed.

580
00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:14,880
No, it hasn't.

581
00:33:14,890 --> 00:33:19,290
If it's meant to be, Carl,
it's the perfect moment.

582
00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:20,850
You obviously love her.

583
00:33:20,890 --> 00:33:24,990
You must feel confident
that Shirley loves you.

584
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,610
Don't let all of us and our…

585
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,170
foolishness get in your way.

586
00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:32,387
Personally, I'm a little
discouraged about what it

587
00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:35,830
means for my own conjugal
prospects with her, but…

588
00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:38,220
clearly she needs cheering up, Carl.

589
00:33:38,260 --> 00:33:41,362
Her father is dead, and
the ice cream's melted.

590
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,460
It was wrong of me to pull
this ring out in front of Denny.

591
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:47,160
What ring?

592
00:33:48,690 --> 00:33:51,620
Just kidding.

593
00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:55,100
Ask her to marry you, Carl.

594
00:33:55,110 --> 00:33:56,880
I want her to be happy, really.

595
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,370
We all do.

596
00:33:58,380 --> 00:34:00,560
Shirley deserves a good man.
You're a good man, Carl.

597
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,780
I know that even if
I don't much like you.

598
00:34:02,820 --> 00:34:03,870
Why is everybody in here?

599
00:34:03,910 --> 00:34:07,250
Oh, you know what? Could everybody just
clear out? I'd like a little privacy.

600
00:34:07,290 --> 00:34:08,770
What's wrong with having it with us?

601
00:34:08,810 --> 00:34:12,630
What's going on? Why
is everybody in here?

602
00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:20,430
–Carl has news.
–No, he doesn't.

603
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,140
What news?

604
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,810
Oh, this is not how I planned it.

605
00:34:25,850 --> 00:34:30,340
Planned what? Will somebody
tell me what is going on?

606
00:34:30,630 --> 00:34:33,850
Shirley, I…

607
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:37,680
No, never mind. We'll discuss it later.

608
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,330
No, we won't. We'll
discuss it right now.

609
00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:41,230
Hell, where I come from, we
grab the bull by the horns,

610
00:34:41,270 --> 00:34:44,750
that's what we do.
–No, no, no, no. Here, I'll do it. I'll do it.

611
00:34:44,790 --> 00:34:47,450
Shirley…

612
00:34:49,070 --> 00:34:51,690
will you marry…
–Carl?

613
00:34:54,650 --> 00:34:57,190
He loves you.

614
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,550
He wants to spend the
rest of his life with you.

615
00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:06,530
Carl, i-is this for real?

616
00:35:06,540 --> 00:35:07,780
Uh, except the execution.

617
00:35:07,820 --> 00:35:09,510
I didn't mean for
Denny to do my bidding.

618
00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:12,920
Yeah, I'm Cyrano de Bushwhack.

619
00:35:12,930 --> 00:35:17,090
Shirley, I have never
loved a woman like I…

620
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,880
As of this morning, our
relationship was a secret.

621
00:35:20,890 --> 00:35:23,850
Secret's out, toots. Just…

622
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,690
Denny.

623
00:35:31,180 --> 00:35:34,880
Please, Shirley…

624
00:35:34,890 --> 00:35:38,430
will you marry me?

625
00:35:43,490 --> 00:35:46,360
I'll give you away.

626
00:35:47,070 --> 00:35:48,930
I have had…

627
00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:50,990
six marriage proposals,

628
00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:56,160
but this is by far the most bizarre.

629
00:35:56,170 --> 00:35:58,830
–We're a bizarre group.
–Yeah.

630
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:04,630
Do me the honor of spending
the rest of your life with me.

631
00:36:08,260 --> 00:36:11,570
I would love to marry you, Carl.

632
00:36:15,730 --> 00:36:18,020
Really?

633
00:36:18,030 --> 00:36:19,990
–May I kiss—
–Denny…

634
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,250
I-I would like to kiss Carl, so…

635
00:36:27,890 --> 00:36:30,680
Um, is the day rescued?

636
00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:34,220
Consider it saved.

637
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,730
All right, contrary to vicious rumors,
the ice cream is not all melted.

638
00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:52,910
Jerry, one scoop or two?

639
00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:54,520
Just one, thank you.

640
00:36:54,530 --> 00:36:56,540
There you are.

641
00:36:56,550 --> 00:36:58,910
Katie, this your slice.

642
00:36:58,920 --> 00:36:59,820
Thank you.

643
00:36:59,830 --> 00:37:02,300
I am a 2-scoop kind of
guy, if you don't mind.

644
00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:04,470
Really? And I've always
thought you were a scoop short.

645
00:37:04,510 --> 00:37:06,830
–Say it for me, Jerry.
–Hoot.

646
00:37:08,870 --> 00:37:10,600
So everybody have a slice now?

647
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,750
–Yes.
–Thank you.

648
00:37:14,790 --> 00:37:17,960
–May I just say—
–No!

649
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,920
Well, I'm gonna say it just the same.

650
00:37:20,930 --> 00:37:25,010
I grew up in a very estranged…

651
00:37:25,030 --> 00:37:28,350
unhappy… house.

652
00:37:28,930 --> 00:37:32,440
Most Thanksgivings, my mother spent
serving dinner at other people's homes,

653
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,460
and my father would spend it…

654
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:41,020
I spent many a Thanksgiving in my room,

655
00:37:41,030 --> 00:37:44,690
imagining what big family
dinners were like and—

656
00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:47,940
Alan, is this gonna be like a closing?

657
00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:52,760
And as I imagined it…

658
00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:58,030
it was almost exactly like… this.

659
00:37:59,540 --> 00:38:04,170
A whole bunch of people actually talking,
right there in each other's faces,

660
00:38:04,210 --> 00:38:07,900
laughing one second
and angry the next and…

661
00:38:07,930 --> 00:38:09,660
Look what we've
covered toy—

662
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:12,710
race, politics…

663
00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:18,250
God, marriage, love, death.

664
00:38:22,830 --> 00:38:26,480
What fun.

665
00:38:29,370 --> 00:38:32,250
Thank you for having us, Shirley.

666
00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:36,760
This is… some family.

667
00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:50,430
–Thank God for the pie.
–Thank God for the pie.

668
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:55,824
Everybody put something in their
mouth so we can't talk anymore.

669
00:39:36,370 --> 00:39:39,868
Denny, are you really okay
with them getting married?

670
00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:44,610
I don't know.

671
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,070
I will be.

672
00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:53,330
I harbored this fantasy that we'd…

673
00:39:54,970 --> 00:39:58,940
Imagine my loss. It could
be the love I never knew.

674
00:39:59,290 --> 00:40:02,200
I'll tell it to you.

675
00:40:02,970 --> 00:40:06,250
Unless I forget.

676
00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:08,850
How often have you been…

677
00:40:08,860 --> 00:40:11,780
getting confused like that?

678
00:40:11,790 --> 00:40:15,470
Well, n-not, uh, not too.

679
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,630
God, if I go the way
Shirley's father did—

680
00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:21,580
You won't.

681
00:40:21,590 --> 00:40:24,320
–How do you know that?
–Because I'll shoot you.

682
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,858
–You wouldn't actually—
–I've already bought the gun.

683
00:40:27,970 --> 00:40:30,720
You promise?

684
00:40:35,710 --> 00:40:40,450
Denny, you have defied
the odds your entire life.

685
00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:43,120
You'll continue to defy the odds.

686
00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:46,508
You're probably gonna out live us all.
We'll all be dead and buried,

687
00:40:46,548 --> 00:40:50,960
and you'll still be out there,
doing Priceline commercials.

688
00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:57,390
All the topics we covered
today, we left out…

689
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,110
the afterlife.

690
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,900
Think there is one?

691
00:41:01,910 --> 00:41:04,920
Oh, I don't…

692
00:41:05,890 --> 00:41:09,540
Think we'll be together
somewhere else, on a—on a—

693
00:41:09,570 --> 00:41:13,620
on a bigger balcony, together again?

694
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,530
I do.

695
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:30,050
Will we be naked?

696
00:41:30,890 --> 00:41:35,730
I ask because I wonder,
are there clothes in heaven?

697
00:41:35,740 --> 00:41:42,400
And are we as we were when we were
young, or are we as we were when we died?

698
00:41:42,410 --> 00:41:43,610
Is that important?

699
00:41:43,630 --> 00:41:44,340
Well, it is to me.

700
00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:49,000
I don't want to go through the rest
of eternity with the, uh, mad cow.

701
00:41:50,470 --> 00:41:56,650
I think you are in heaven as you were
in the best of times here on earth.

702
00:41:57,090 --> 00:42:01,040
–Like right now?
–Like right now.

703
00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:07,820
Thanks.

704
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,200
Thanks.

705
00:42:14,940 --> 00:42:19,880
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