1 00:00:01,295 --> 00:00:02,248 2 00:00:02,413 --> 00:00:03,926 - Who is this guy? - Melvin Palmer. 3 00:00:04,133 --> 00:00:07,364 State of Utah v. Denny Crane. - I'll represent the hoot brothers. 4 00:00:07,573 --> 00:00:09,848 For once in your life, let me do the talking. 5 00:00:10,893 --> 00:00:13,088 Denny. We were just... 6 00:00:13,293 --> 00:00:15,329 - Do you love him? - I think I do. 7 00:00:16,373 --> 00:00:19,922 This man makes partner, or I walk and take my name off the door with me. 8 00:00:20,133 --> 00:00:22,727 - Edwin Poole. Name on the door. - Denny Crane. Mine too. 9 00:00:22,933 --> 00:00:24,366 - Crane. - Poole and... 10 00:00:24,573 --> 00:00:26,245 Schmidt. 11 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:51,251 Drop the bag and I'll let you live. Do it, bitch. Don't make me cap you. 12 00:00:51,453 --> 00:00:54,684 Of all the places you could stick me, you may have already stuck me. 13 00:00:54,893 --> 00:00:56,724 I'd probably be the last to know. 14 00:00:56,893 --> 00:00:58,087 - Drop the bag. Turnip! 15 00:00:58,253 --> 00:01:00,403 For God's sake, what the hell are you...? 16 00:01:00,573 --> 00:01:01,642 - Shirley? - Edwin? 17 00:01:01,933 --> 00:01:04,652 Put that down. What is wrong with you? I am sorry, Shirley. 18 00:01:04,813 --> 00:01:07,247 Of all the people to mug. I'll deal with him. 19 00:01:07,453 --> 00:01:10,763 This woman is a dear friend of mine, not to mention a partner. 20 00:01:11,493 --> 00:01:13,449 Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. 21 00:01:14,373 --> 00:01:15,362 Heh, heh. 22 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:18,445 Edwin, who is this adorable child? 23 00:01:18,653 --> 00:01:21,008 He's my foster... Give me that. He's my foster son. 24 00:01:21,173 --> 00:01:23,243 I am so sorry. God, what is wrong with you? 25 00:01:23,413 --> 00:01:24,892 You adopted a son? 26 00:01:25,053 --> 00:01:28,204 It was either that or I take up fly-fishing. Shame, Turnip, shame. 27 00:01:28,853 --> 00:01:30,525 Look how full your cart is. 28 00:01:30,693 --> 00:01:32,604 - No wonder your bottom is so... - Turnip. 29 00:01:32,773 --> 00:01:35,048 - Full and plump. - He gets cuter by the second. 30 00:01:35,213 --> 00:01:38,683 Isn't that the truth? That's enough, now. Turnip Graves, Shirley Schmidt. 31 00:01:38,853 --> 00:01:40,491 Very nice to meet you, ma'am. 32 00:01:40,693 --> 00:01:43,287 - A true pleasure, sir. Well, it's nice to see you again. 33 00:01:43,453 --> 00:01:46,490 You look great, and, uh, I'll deal with him. Come here, you. 34 00:01:46,653 --> 00:01:48,325 You do not embarrass me like that. 35 00:01:48,493 --> 00:01:50,006 How was I to know you know the lady? 36 00:01:50,173 --> 00:01:54,689 You know you're not supposed to stick people in the buttocks with a knife. 37 00:02:22,813 --> 00:02:25,805 - What do you mean, you've got plans? - You were going out of town. 38 00:02:25,973 --> 00:02:28,533 - I said I might go out of town. - Didn't invite me. 39 00:02:28,693 --> 00:02:31,002 That's because I never made official plans. 40 00:02:32,373 --> 00:02:34,603 Who are you spending Thanksgiving with? 41 00:02:34,773 --> 00:02:38,368 - A friend. You wouldn't like him. - Who? 42 00:02:39,013 --> 00:02:40,526 - It's personal. - Personal? 43 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:43,366 - Well, you could come too. I'll ask him. - Who? 44 00:02:46,373 --> 00:02:48,443 Technically, it would be... 45 00:02:50,133 --> 00:02:52,010 ...Melvin Palmer. 46 00:02:53,213 --> 00:02:55,090 - You must be joking. - He's a good guy. 47 00:02:55,293 --> 00:02:57,648 You're spending Thanksgiving with Melvin Palmer? 48 00:02:57,813 --> 00:02:59,963 - He's a hoot. - No, you're putting me on. 49 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:02,693 Well, I had no place else to go, and he called and... 50 00:03:02,853 --> 00:03:04,889 When did you become friends with that bobo? 51 00:03:05,053 --> 00:03:07,442 - When he saved our asses. - He did not save our asses. 52 00:03:07,613 --> 00:03:09,490 He saved our asses in Utah. 53 00:03:14,613 --> 00:03:17,127 - Are you being serious? - He's a decent guy. 54 00:03:17,293 --> 00:03:19,170 No, he is not. He's nothing of the sort. 55 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,767 - Look... - And you're not having dinner with him. 56 00:03:21,973 --> 00:03:23,884 We'll find somewhere else to go. 57 00:03:24,093 --> 00:03:27,802 But you will not, will not, be spending Thanksgiving with that vile... 58 00:03:28,013 --> 00:03:30,766 - I like him. - I don't care. No, forget it. No. 59 00:03:33,093 --> 00:03:34,606 No. 60 00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:37,172 Nope. 61 00:03:41,493 --> 00:03:44,212 - Mugged? - You should've seen the size of knife. 62 00:03:44,413 --> 00:03:46,165 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 63 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:49,291 - I just can't believe it happened. - You have to tell the police. 64 00:03:49,453 --> 00:03:52,206 - I don't wanna do that. - It was an attempted armed robbery. 65 00:03:52,413 --> 00:03:55,405 - Well, he's 9 years old, Carl. - Oh, my God. 66 00:03:55,613 --> 00:03:58,491 The homecoming is complete. Carl Sack, how are you, my friend? 67 00:03:58,653 --> 00:04:01,486 I never liked you, but I can be courteous. Shirl, hi, doll. 68 00:04:01,693 --> 00:04:04,685 Sorry I'm late. I hit some traffic, not to mention a few pedestrians. 69 00:04:06,133 --> 00:04:07,885 Just mowed them... I see I've lost you. 70 00:04:08,093 --> 00:04:11,403 Shirley, I don't know what to say other than I'm so sorry. 71 00:04:11,613 --> 00:04:13,888 Edwin, how long have you had that boy? 72 00:04:14,093 --> 00:04:16,527 Six months. I've enrolled him in finishing school. 73 00:04:16,733 --> 00:04:18,564 What the hell is this? 74 00:04:18,773 --> 00:04:21,651 - Sued me already? - Did you read it? 75 00:04:21,853 --> 00:04:24,367 Why would I? It's marked "privileged and confidential. " 76 00:04:24,533 --> 00:04:28,526 Edwin, it was hand-delivered to you because you were meant to read it. 77 00:04:28,733 --> 00:04:30,007 Oh, well, that's different. 78 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:35,411 - What does it say? - It says the firm is going broke. 79 00:04:35,613 --> 00:04:38,081 Funny. Heh, heh, heh. 80 00:04:38,253 --> 00:04:40,084 Love her, she's just... The firm is going broke? 81 00:04:40,453 --> 00:04:42,409 But that was two days ago. Things have changed. 82 00:04:42,613 --> 00:04:44,604 - Oh, how? - We are broke. 83 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:49,126 - When you say broke... - Crane, Poole & Schmidt is bankrupt. 84 00:04:49,293 --> 00:04:52,808 We have no money, nada, zilch. We're busted. 85 00:04:52,973 --> 00:04:56,249 I'll call Congress, they'll bail us out. I know Hank Paulson. Nutty guy... 86 00:04:56,413 --> 00:04:58,688 - Hey, that's mine. - It's over, Edwin. 87 00:05:01,133 --> 00:05:02,452 We're done. 88 00:05:18,933 --> 00:05:21,447 I don't know what else to tell you, Edwin, other than... 89 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:24,525 - Tell me how it happened. - We had investments in the market. 90 00:05:24,733 --> 00:05:27,088 We had massive receivables from banking industries. 91 00:05:27,253 --> 00:05:29,164 We had to take write-offs. 92 00:05:29,373 --> 00:05:32,729 You just beat the tobacco companies for millions of dollars. 93 00:05:32,893 --> 00:05:35,168 Do you think we'll ever see a penny from that? 94 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:38,643 After all the appeals, that victory's going to end up costing us. 95 00:05:40,733 --> 00:05:41,961 Edwin... 96 00:05:42,613 --> 00:05:44,968 ...we may have to shut our doors. 97 00:05:49,493 --> 00:05:53,168 - Do people know? - Only a certain few at this point. 98 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:57,125 So we're really done, then? Canceled? 99 00:05:58,413 --> 00:06:00,165 Carl may have overstated that. 100 00:06:00,373 --> 00:06:05,811 There are some possibilities. I still have hope. 101 00:06:09,213 --> 00:06:11,773 I really thought I'd make it back. 102 00:06:12,613 --> 00:06:14,649 I was getting better, and... 103 00:06:22,573 --> 00:06:24,131 Listen, I bought a turkey. 104 00:06:24,293 --> 00:06:27,842 I'd love to have you for Thanksgiving, maybe talk about old times and... 105 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:30,004 Edwin, thank you. Um... 106 00:06:30,173 --> 00:06:33,165 I have plans. I'm hosting a little thing at my house. 107 00:06:34,613 --> 00:06:36,843 So I'll come to your house, then? 108 00:06:42,173 --> 00:06:45,290 - Edwin Poole? - He kind of invited himself. L... 109 00:06:45,453 --> 00:06:47,250 We were supposed to have a quiet dinner. 110 00:06:47,413 --> 00:06:49,608 - I know, I'm sorry, but... - And his little felon? 111 00:06:49,773 --> 00:06:50,967 Well, he could be joining. 112 00:06:51,173 --> 00:06:53,767 - Oh, Shirley. - I know, I wanted a quiet evening too. 113 00:06:53,973 --> 00:06:56,885 But somehow, he had no place to go. What was I going to say? 114 00:06:57,053 --> 00:06:59,123 "No" comes to mind. How about "no"? 115 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:01,249 - Carl. - A nice, quiet Thanksgiving dinner. 116 00:07:01,413 --> 00:07:04,405 - Just us, that's how you billed it. - And how I wanted it. 117 00:07:04,613 --> 00:07:06,683 Shirley, I've got the research on the McLean... 118 00:07:06,853 --> 00:07:09,242 - I thought you'd gone to London. - I was planning to. 119 00:07:09,413 --> 00:07:12,086 The airline screwed up with the tickets. Long story. 120 00:07:12,493 --> 00:07:16,725 - So suffice it to say, I'll be staying put. - Well, that's too bad. 121 00:07:18,053 --> 00:07:21,204 I'm having a few people over. Why don't you come to my house? 122 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:24,884 - Oh, I wouldn't wanna put you out. - It wouldn't be any trouble. 123 00:07:25,093 --> 00:07:26,811 Oh, well, sure. I'd quite love that. 124 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:28,685 - Great. One o'clock, then. - Splendid. 125 00:07:28,853 --> 00:07:31,128 Oh, would it be possible for me to bring Jerry? 126 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:34,131 I sort of... When I thought that I didn't have plans... 127 00:07:34,293 --> 00:07:38,605 - Jerry would be more than welcome. - Thank you. I'll go tell him. 128 00:07:39,933 --> 00:07:40,922 Sorry. 129 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:43,971 Spending a day alone with me. You just can't bear it, can you? 130 00:07:44,133 --> 00:07:45,532 Oh, you know that's not true. 131 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:49,931 Can't we just look at this as a gathering of a big dysfunctional family? 132 00:07:50,133 --> 00:07:52,249 Can we do that? 133 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:55,685 - What about us? - We can be dysfunctional. 134 00:08:09,093 --> 00:08:10,128 Here. 135 00:08:10,813 --> 00:08:11,962 Thank you. 136 00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:14,408 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 137 00:08:14,573 --> 00:08:17,212 I just tend to get a little stressed when I host parties. 138 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:19,847 - Do you not remember? - It's just a dinner. 139 00:08:20,053 --> 00:08:22,283 It is a Thanksgiving dinner, and let's face it... 140 00:08:22,453 --> 00:08:25,843 ...with this particular group, the possibilities for catastrophe... 141 00:08:26,493 --> 00:08:29,212 - Oh! Hey, what...? 142 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:32,281 - We're off to a good start. Come on. - Yeah. 143 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:37,485 - Surprise. Hey. Turnip beat you to it. 144 00:08:37,653 --> 00:08:39,211 What were you doing in my window? 145 00:08:39,373 --> 00:08:41,648 Is this how it's gonna be? Dump on Turnip Day? 146 00:08:41,853 --> 00:08:44,242 Turnip, hi, I'm Mr. Sack. I've heard a lot about you. 147 00:08:44,413 --> 00:08:45,732 - Hands on the wall. - Oh, come on. 148 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,292 Don't worry, I do this to everybody. 149 00:08:48,613 --> 00:08:49,887 Try not to enjoy yourself, pops. 150 00:08:50,053 --> 00:08:51,645 - Come on. Hello, welcome, hello. 151 00:08:51,813 --> 00:08:53,087 - Hey! - Oh! 152 00:08:53,253 --> 00:08:54,447 - Poole. Hi, can I take that? 153 00:08:54,613 --> 00:08:55,728 Oh, thank you, Carl. 154 00:08:55,893 --> 00:08:58,009 What a beautiful home. Thank you very much. 155 00:08:58,173 --> 00:09:00,164 - Is it all paid for? - Turnip. 156 00:09:00,653 --> 00:09:05,807 - Not a bad question, considering... - Edwin. Here, give me your coat. 157 00:09:05,973 --> 00:09:07,372 Here, let me take those. Hey. 158 00:09:07,533 --> 00:09:09,285 - Are we late? - No, you're just on time. 159 00:09:09,453 --> 00:09:11,523 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Thank you so much, Alan. 160 00:09:11,693 --> 00:09:14,969 - Edwin, when did they let you out? Didn't. 161 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:20,124 - Uh, well, shall we go to the table? - Already? 162 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:23,126 What happened to small talk and picking at the turkey? 163 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:25,722 - Be quiet. - I don't think I can get through this. 164 00:09:25,893 --> 00:09:27,292 You will get through this. 165 00:09:27,493 --> 00:09:30,485 - What if I'm not smoking...? You know what? Just... 166 00:09:30,693 --> 00:09:32,251 Time-out. 167 00:09:32,933 --> 00:09:34,651 Uh, heh. 168 00:09:34,853 --> 00:09:37,208 The food's hot, and, um, the table's set... 169 00:09:37,373 --> 00:09:41,366 Thank God for GPS. That's the first thing I'm gonna be thankful for. 170 00:09:41,533 --> 00:09:43,330 - How you doing, Jerry? - You invited him? 171 00:09:43,493 --> 00:09:45,484 Wow, looks like you've eaten already. 172 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:48,725 You must be Shirley Schmidt. I Googled you good, that's what I did. 173 00:09:48,893 --> 00:09:50,645 You need to update your headshot. 174 00:09:50,853 --> 00:09:52,730 - Who's the little guy? Edwin Poole. 175 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:55,487 - Melvin Palmer. How we doing? - Don't touch me. 176 00:09:55,653 --> 00:09:57,928 I didn't get my hug yet, that's what I didn't get. 177 00:09:58,133 --> 00:10:00,363 I'll start with you, Al, you big hoot. Come here. Oh. 178 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,286 Man, this is like Old Home Week, that's what this is like. 179 00:10:03,453 --> 00:10:04,568 Get in here, Denny. 180 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,652 - Ow, ow, ow. - Oh, thanks, Denny. 181 00:10:24,613 --> 00:10:26,968 All right, now, look, it's probably a good thing... 182 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:29,203 ...whoever that person is. 183 00:10:29,413 --> 00:10:32,485 - Why is it a good thing? - A, seems like a bit of an icebreaker. 184 00:10:32,693 --> 00:10:34,843 Icebreaker? The man could've saved the Titanic. 185 00:10:35,013 --> 00:10:36,412 Who the hell is that guy? 186 00:10:36,613 --> 00:10:40,162 You like a little noise and chaos. Seems he'll be able to contribute to that. 187 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:44,042 - This is gonna be such a disaster. - It's not going to be a disaster. 188 00:10:44,213 --> 00:10:47,330 I'm gonna go out there. I'll get everybody to the table. 189 00:10:47,493 --> 00:10:51,281 You take a second to collect yourself, then you come in, okay? 190 00:10:51,453 --> 00:10:54,889 It's gonna be great. It's gonna be a splendid day, okay? 191 00:10:59,813 --> 00:11:02,122 Look at the size of that thing. Yes. 192 00:11:02,613 --> 00:11:05,332 - Lovely. Oh, my. 193 00:11:07,173 --> 00:11:10,245 Basted turkey. What a marvelous bird. 194 00:11:11,173 --> 00:11:13,687 - Uh, okay... - Good idea, let's drink. 195 00:11:13,893 --> 00:11:18,284 Uh, Denny. I just wanted to say how nice it is to have all of you here. 196 00:11:18,493 --> 00:11:21,565 - The food looks positively delicious. I don't know where to start. 197 00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:24,725 You can start with a moment of silence, Melvin, or maybe an hour. 198 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,851 - Double hoot, that's what you are. Perhaps we should pray. 199 00:11:28,053 --> 00:11:29,964 - Maybe for peace. - Or start with grace. 200 00:11:30,173 --> 00:11:32,812 - Any volunteers, or shall I...? - Yeah, I'll say grace. 201 00:11:35,573 --> 00:11:37,370 Okay. 202 00:11:39,053 --> 00:11:41,009 - Dear God... - No, no, no. 203 00:11:41,213 --> 00:11:43,090 Grace was a bad idea. - Skip grace. 204 00:11:43,253 --> 00:11:45,483 - You don't even believe in God. - I do too. 205 00:11:45,693 --> 00:11:47,206 - Christian God? - Does it matter? 206 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:51,002 - Not gonna let you pray to a Muslim god. - Why's he either Christian or Muslim? 207 00:11:51,173 --> 00:11:52,606 He could be Texan, that's what. 208 00:11:52,773 --> 00:11:55,128 If he chooses good over evil, he's Christian. 209 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,369 - Why couldn't he be Jewish? Are you nuts? 210 00:11:57,573 --> 00:11:59,962 He wants to make God a Jew. - Hey, hey, hey. 211 00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:02,442 You can't pray to a Jewish god, a Muslim god. 212 00:12:02,653 --> 00:12:04,564 - Hindu maybe. They love sheep. Jew hater. 213 00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:07,930 - What? - Edwin. Edwin. Enough, enough. 214 00:12:08,093 --> 00:12:09,651 Let's skip grace and let's eat. 215 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,405 And if it's not too much trouble... 216 00:12:11,573 --> 00:12:14,133 ...I'd like to have a nice Thanksgiving with no fights. 217 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,005 Can we do that, please? 218 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:17,646 - I'm positively famished. Here. 219 00:12:17,813 --> 00:12:19,007 Me too. - Thank you. 220 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,492 Here we go. Roll? 221 00:12:21,693 --> 00:12:23,570 Thank you. 222 00:12:24,693 --> 00:12:27,082 So, Turnip, tell me, what do black kids like to eat? 223 00:12:27,253 --> 00:12:29,847 Denny. - For God's sake, Denny. 224 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:32,089 - "What do black kids eat?" I wanna know. 225 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,523 Well, Koreans like Korean food, Greeks like Greek food. 226 00:12:36,253 --> 00:12:38,813 That's racist? - Yes, racist. This is a holiday. 227 00:12:38,973 --> 00:12:43,091 Let's not extend the systemic racism of the firm to the dining-room table. 228 00:12:45,893 --> 00:12:49,124 What systemic racism of the firm? 229 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,403 - Come on, Shirley. - No, I'd like to hear this. 230 00:12:52,013 --> 00:12:55,085 Well, look around the table or the office. See any black attorneys? 231 00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:57,721 - It doesn't mean we're racist. - Right. 232 00:12:57,893 --> 00:13:01,522 Did you ever think that maybe black attorneys don't wanna work with us? 233 00:13:01,733 --> 00:13:04,930 - Maybe they wanna be with their own? - Denny, don't help me, please. 234 00:13:05,093 --> 00:13:06,287 - Could you pass the...? - No. 235 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,604 We just had a black man elected president, and you still think... 236 00:13:09,813 --> 00:13:11,405 - Oh, please. - What "Oh, please"? 237 00:13:11,613 --> 00:13:12,932 - Never mind. No, say it. 238 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,685 - I wanna hear this, Alan. - I don't. 239 00:13:14,853 --> 00:13:16,172 - Neither do I. I do. 240 00:13:16,933 --> 00:13:19,401 Say it, Alan. I wanna hear what you have to say. 241 00:13:20,053 --> 00:13:21,850 What, you think we've turned the corner? 242 00:13:22,053 --> 00:13:25,204 Of a hundred senators, one is black. One, and that's Barack Obama. 243 00:13:25,373 --> 00:13:28,968 Come January, there'll be none. Of 50 governors, two are black. 244 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:32,808 One is in New York by default because Eliot Spitzer got caught with his hooker. 245 00:13:32,973 --> 00:13:36,488 This country hardly seems willing to elect black leaders on a regular basis. 246 00:13:36,653 --> 00:13:39,247 But the people of this firm are. They voted for Obama. 247 00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:42,849 How do you know what went on in the privacy of those voting booths? 248 00:13:43,013 --> 00:13:45,846 - Get out of this house. - I haven't even eaten yet. 249 00:13:46,013 --> 00:13:47,002 I don't care. 250 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:50,403 - You will not say things like that. - What did I say? 251 00:13:51,893 --> 00:13:56,887 Maybe since Obama was just elected, we could celebrate the progress blacks... 252 00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,611 Celebrate? 253 00:13:58,773 --> 00:14:02,482 In America, black people are incarcerated at six times the rate of white people. 254 00:14:02,653 --> 00:14:05,042 - Turnip seems to be well on his way. - Hey! 255 00:14:05,253 --> 00:14:07,642 Blacks have double the unemployment rate of whites... 256 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:09,405 ...and have for over 40 years. 257 00:14:09,573 --> 00:14:13,009 Whether it's that or the government's response to AIDS among blacks... 258 00:14:13,173 --> 00:14:16,404 ...or racial profiling, the black community continues to get screwed. 259 00:14:16,613 --> 00:14:19,923 Let's not even discuss funding for schools in black neighborhoods... 260 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:24,166 ...or our Supreme Court eviscerating Brown v. Board of Education. 261 00:14:24,373 --> 00:14:27,888 We've got that Republican congressman, Lynn Westmoreland from Georgia... 262 00:14:28,053 --> 00:14:30,009 ...who referred to Obama as uppity. 263 00:14:30,213 --> 00:14:31,931 Not once, twice. Uppity. 264 00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:35,603 Even Obama's own running mate during the primary, Biden... 265 00:14:35,813 --> 00:14:38,532 ...praised Obama as clean and articulate. What was that? 266 00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:41,406 We can give thanks for a lot of things here today... 267 00:14:41,573 --> 00:14:44,406 ...but the defeat of racism in America is not one of them. 268 00:14:44,613 --> 00:14:48,367 Especially at liberal white-collar law firms like Crane, Poole & Schmidt. 269 00:14:48,573 --> 00:14:49,688 Look around the table. 270 00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:56,202 Bet you don't get invited to a lot of dinner parties. 271 00:14:57,733 --> 00:15:00,372 I just wanted to have a nice Thanksgiving dinner... 272 00:15:00,573 --> 00:15:03,246 ...but you couldn't let that happen, could you? 273 00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:06,325 - You just had to screw it up. Wait, wait, wait. 274 00:15:06,533 --> 00:15:08,125 Come on, let's change the subject. 275 00:15:08,293 --> 00:15:11,285 Can somebody think of something more pleasant to talk about? 276 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:13,051 I was thinking of taking a dump. 277 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,848 - Where's the nearest bathroom? - Through there. 278 00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:22,090 Don't take anything else. 279 00:15:23,893 --> 00:15:26,646 I love the holidays, that's what I love. 280 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,481 You know, if I could just say... 281 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:57,247 - Oh. Can we just...? - Come on, please. 282 00:15:57,413 --> 00:15:59,131 That I'm sorry. 283 00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:02,285 I realize I got worked up, and I do apologize. 284 00:16:02,453 --> 00:16:06,128 I certainly didn't mean to ruin anyone's dinner. 285 00:16:06,613 --> 00:16:08,251 You didn't ruin mine, good buddy. 286 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,448 Oh, goody. 287 00:16:12,093 --> 00:16:14,846 Edwin, tell us, what's new with you? 288 00:16:15,653 --> 00:16:18,121 Well, economic Armageddon, for one thing. 289 00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:20,807 - The firm is... - Edwin, that's our secret. 290 00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:24,967 - What secret? - Nothing. 291 00:16:25,173 --> 00:16:26,845 Sounds good. Didn't that sound good? 292 00:16:27,013 --> 00:16:28,412 - Let it drop. I love secrets. 293 00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:31,883 We used to play this little game, I'll Show You Mine, You Show Me Yours. 294 00:16:32,093 --> 00:16:36,450 Old and fat people excluded, of course. Denny, you'd be on the bubble there. 295 00:16:36,653 --> 00:16:39,247 - Do you try to be offensive? - That was aggressive. 296 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,722 - What is that? - Edwin... 297 00:16:41,893 --> 00:16:44,361 He's a popper, that's what he is. Get him to purr. 298 00:16:44,573 --> 00:16:45,892 Keep acting like a turkey... 299 00:16:46,093 --> 00:16:49,290 ...you're gonna get stuffed and carved, hot stuff. 300 00:16:54,173 --> 00:16:56,209 Thank you all very much. 301 00:16:58,173 --> 00:17:01,324 - What did we do? - Just trying to make conversation. 302 00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:04,642 By the way, where's the black kid? He can't still be crapping. 303 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,085 You're gonna have to stop that. It's annoying. 304 00:17:08,253 --> 00:17:10,323 - Leave him alone, please. - Stop it. 305 00:17:14,813 --> 00:17:16,929 One day, we'll look back and laugh. 306 00:17:18,253 --> 00:17:20,847 - How about we just make the best of it? - With that group? 307 00:17:21,013 --> 00:17:22,446 I'm so sorry I invited them. 308 00:17:22,613 --> 00:17:24,808 It was such a bad idea. What was I thinking? 309 00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:26,287 What were you thinking? 310 00:17:26,453 --> 00:17:30,048 I mean, you had to know at some level this is exactly how it would go. 311 00:17:30,653 --> 00:17:32,530 You just roll with everything, don't you? 312 00:17:32,693 --> 00:17:36,322 Yeah, I was hoping to roll with you until you invited all the children. 313 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,889 What the hell is this? 314 00:17:44,093 --> 00:17:45,970 - Denny. - Shirley and Carl are kissing. 315 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,361 - Could you gi...? - How could you? 316 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,012 - How could I what? Kissing him. 317 00:17:49,173 --> 00:17:51,050 - You're cheating. - Cheating? 318 00:17:51,213 --> 00:17:52,612 We missed it? Aw. Kiss again. 319 00:17:52,813 --> 00:17:54,007 - Get out. - He got to see. 320 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,562 Am I the only one who hasn't sucked face with her? 321 00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:59,201 How about Jerry? Have you gotten down with the mascot? 322 00:17:59,373 --> 00:18:00,852 Jerry. - I'm not a mascot! 323 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,890 Jerry, what is wrong with you? 324 00:18:03,093 --> 00:18:04,208 Calm down. Big freak. 325 00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:07,246 Look, could you all please just go home? 326 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:10,604 You know what? No, damn it. This nonsense is gonna stop right now. 327 00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:11,848 Back to the table. Go. 328 00:18:12,053 --> 00:18:14,089 We're all going back to the table right now. 329 00:18:14,253 --> 00:18:15,732 We are gonna sit down... 330 00:18:15,893 --> 00:18:18,327 ...and we are going to be nice to each other... 331 00:18:18,493 --> 00:18:20,085 ...and we're going to give thanks. 332 00:18:24,453 --> 00:18:26,887 That was not acceptable at all, Jerry. 333 00:18:27,053 --> 00:18:29,487 - Did you hear what he said? - It was offensive. 334 00:18:29,653 --> 00:18:31,848 But that doesn't mean you resort to violence. 335 00:18:32,053 --> 00:18:34,362 The incident in the café was bad enough. 336 00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:37,212 Jerry, you're a partner in a law firm. You're an adult. 337 00:18:37,373 --> 00:18:39,170 Oh, shut up. 338 00:18:41,893 --> 00:18:42,928 I'm sorry. 339 00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:45,412 What's going on with you? 340 00:18:46,013 --> 00:18:50,689 I just thought it would all go away when... 341 00:18:50,893 --> 00:18:52,326 You thought what would go away? 342 00:18:52,493 --> 00:18:54,609 The ridicule. When I made partner, I thought... 343 00:18:54,773 --> 00:18:57,082 And I thought I would feel... 344 00:18:57,253 --> 00:19:00,484 ...once I was accepted by others, the esteem. 345 00:19:00,653 --> 00:19:03,167 But it's no better. I feel no differently about myself. 346 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:05,608 That word that he used, what he called me. 347 00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:07,724 - Mascot. - That's what I am. 348 00:19:07,933 --> 00:19:10,288 - That's not true. - Katie treats me like a Chia Pet. 349 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:14,128 - She all but pats me on the head when... How dare you say such a thing? 350 00:19:15,453 --> 00:19:18,047 - This is a private... - No, that was an indictment of me... 351 00:19:18,213 --> 00:19:21,808 ...my friendship with you, which I assumed to be extraordinarily meaningful. 352 00:19:21,973 --> 00:19:24,851 And I'm offended by it. You may seek to trivialize yourself. 353 00:19:25,053 --> 00:19:28,125 I will not allow you to belittle me and my feelings in the process. 354 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:32,571 Katie, if I get one more maternal lecture from you, I'm gonna throw up twice. 355 00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:33,961 Not once, but twice. 356 00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:37,887 It would take two full heavings to get all the puke out. 357 00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,843 You can go to hell, Jerry. 358 00:19:47,893 --> 00:19:50,043 It's one thing to do it, but to rub my nose in it. 359 00:19:50,213 --> 00:19:52,932 - We were not rubbing your nose in it. - Yes, you were. 360 00:19:53,093 --> 00:19:54,526 Was that the big plan? 361 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,924 Get everybody here under the pretext of my birthday and humiliate me? 362 00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:02,088 - Because if that was the goal... - Denny, we're here for Thanksgiving... 363 00:20:02,253 --> 00:20:03,402 ...not your birthday. 364 00:20:07,693 --> 00:20:09,843 You know what I mean, gathering people up and... 365 00:20:10,013 --> 00:20:12,004 - Pops and the old lady are doing it? - Shh. 366 00:20:12,213 --> 00:20:14,932 Denny, you and I are not a couple. 367 00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:19,809 We have not been a couple for over 25 years. 368 00:20:24,133 --> 00:20:26,283 And you and Carl are? Are you back together? 369 00:20:27,813 --> 00:20:29,326 Yes. 370 00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:48,683 Excuse me a second. 371 00:21:06,573 --> 00:21:09,371 Denny, did you really think it was your birthday? 372 00:21:09,533 --> 00:21:12,491 What difference is it? 373 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,011 Denny, look at me. 374 00:21:18,773 --> 00:21:22,891 Did you think we were assembled here to celebrate your birthday... 375 00:21:23,053 --> 00:21:25,169 ...which is in January? 376 00:21:30,853 --> 00:21:32,286 Oh, my God. 377 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,923 I get a little, uh, confused... 378 00:21:39,853 --> 00:21:43,050 ...when I get agitated. 379 00:22:13,213 --> 00:22:16,842 - Does this happen often? - No. 380 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,164 But it's happened. 381 00:22:19,733 --> 00:22:21,451 And it's usually when you get upset? 382 00:22:25,733 --> 00:22:27,963 Okay, so, what, you'll go in for another test. 383 00:22:28,133 --> 00:22:29,851 I don't want another test. 384 00:22:30,373 --> 00:22:33,046 There's nothing they can tell me that I don't know. 385 00:22:34,893 --> 00:22:36,087 There's no cure. 386 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:40,006 Okay, look, here's what I know. I've known you six years. 387 00:22:40,213 --> 00:22:43,808 And during that time, there's been very little progression, if any. 388 00:22:44,013 --> 00:22:45,048 You're 75 now. 389 00:22:45,213 --> 00:22:48,285 The doctor said you probably won't live long enough for the Alz... 390 00:22:48,453 --> 00:22:51,490 Mad cow to get you. 391 00:22:51,693 --> 00:22:54,571 - It's already getting me. - No, it isn't, Denny. 392 00:22:54,733 --> 00:22:58,043 - People get confused sometimes. - I'm slipping, Alan. 393 00:22:59,173 --> 00:23:00,731 You know it. 394 00:23:03,973 --> 00:23:06,089 I know it. 395 00:23:46,573 --> 00:23:48,211 I'm sorry. 396 00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:53,287 I never meant to trivialize either our relationship or feelings. 397 00:23:53,493 --> 00:23:54,721 Well, you did just that. 398 00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:58,642 How about you let me finish a sentence? Is that too much work for you or...? 399 00:24:05,453 --> 00:24:07,091 I really can't be that objective... 400 00:24:07,253 --> 00:24:09,926 ...about either our friendship or your feelings... 401 00:24:10,093 --> 00:24:11,765 - Why? - Because I love you, all right? 402 00:24:11,933 --> 00:24:14,083 Have I been too subtle? Gotta rent a billboard? 403 00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:17,051 Get a lousy plane to fly overhead pulling...? 404 00:24:29,173 --> 00:24:30,891 I love you. 405 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:35,205 I realize that imposes no obligation on your part to love me back. 406 00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:39,683 And as consolation prizes go... 407 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:42,686 ...I can think of nothing more extraordinary... 408 00:24:42,853 --> 00:24:44,491 ...than your friendship. 409 00:24:46,253 --> 00:24:48,687 You need to know... 410 00:24:48,853 --> 00:24:54,803 ...that you are the most incredible... 411 00:24:54,973 --> 00:25:01,287 ...generous, charitable, beautiful woman I have ever met. 412 00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:06,244 And I'm in love with you. 413 00:25:36,973 --> 00:25:39,248 - Yeah, nice. Okay, attention, please. 414 00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:43,042 We're gonna make one last, ill-fated attempt at having dinner. 415 00:25:43,213 --> 00:25:45,932 Your presence is requested in the dining room. 416 00:25:48,133 --> 00:25:50,693 - These people like to play with fire. - Tell me about it. 417 00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:53,731 - I ain't going back in there. - Smart kid. 418 00:26:04,013 --> 00:26:05,685 I have a question, Edwin. 419 00:26:05,893 --> 00:26:08,726 I can't help but think, you're a bit of a mental, right? 420 00:26:08,933 --> 00:26:10,048 I am. Carrots, please. 421 00:26:10,213 --> 00:26:14,411 Why would Social Services ever put a child in your care? 422 00:26:14,613 --> 00:26:16,843 What's wrong with me other than being unbalanced? 423 00:26:17,013 --> 00:26:21,052 This country regulates everything. Except the rich, who we let run amuck. 424 00:26:21,253 --> 00:26:23,084 But everything else. Parenting. 425 00:26:23,253 --> 00:26:25,642 - That's the hardest job anywhere. - What's your point? 426 00:26:25,813 --> 00:26:28,122 How can we pass out children to nutjobs? 427 00:26:28,293 --> 00:26:29,806 Especially black children... 428 00:26:29,973 --> 00:26:33,045 ...who typically are at risk and need the best parenting. 429 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:35,684 - What? - Do you know, Denny... 430 00:26:35,853 --> 00:26:38,765 ...that the fastest-growing segment of homeless is children? 431 00:26:38,933 --> 00:26:41,083 - What's that gotta do...? - Kids need homes. 432 00:26:41,253 --> 00:26:43,642 You know, I'm not sure I like where this is heading. 433 00:26:43,813 --> 00:26:46,691 - Maybe we could change the subject. - We're out of subjects. 434 00:26:46,853 --> 00:26:48,844 - We could talk about bankruptcy. - Oh, damn it. 435 00:26:49,013 --> 00:26:51,971 There's nothing wrong with bankruptcy. It's the in thing to be. 436 00:26:52,133 --> 00:26:53,566 Oh, good, make fun of poverty. 437 00:26:53,733 --> 00:26:55,849 How about those schmucks losing their homes? 438 00:26:56,013 --> 00:26:57,765 I'm not making fun of those schmucks. 439 00:26:57,933 --> 00:27:00,163 - It's schmucks in suits... - Do we have to fight? 440 00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:04,485 Can we just eat and make small talk and pretend we like each other? 441 00:27:04,693 --> 00:27:07,048 - Hell, we do like each other... - Will you shut up? 442 00:27:09,973 --> 00:27:11,372 That was aggressive. 443 00:27:14,613 --> 00:27:15,966 Sorry. 444 00:27:16,453 --> 00:27:18,045 I just... 445 00:27:18,573 --> 00:27:20,165 It was my fault, I should never... 446 00:27:21,653 --> 00:27:23,848 The truth is, Carl, I... 447 00:27:24,973 --> 00:27:26,008 I'm sorry. 448 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:30,325 I guess I wanted a big noisy dinner... 449 00:27:30,493 --> 00:27:33,405 ...because sometimes... 450 00:27:33,573 --> 00:27:37,771 ...when the din is loud, I can hear him. 451 00:27:40,013 --> 00:27:41,446 Hear who? 452 00:27:46,413 --> 00:27:48,244 My father. 453 00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:56,251 This is my first Thanksgiving without him ever. 454 00:27:56,893 --> 00:27:58,849 And I apologize... 455 00:27:59,013 --> 00:28:02,085 ...but it's hard to face the quiet, and I... 456 00:28:02,253 --> 00:28:05,563 I guess I can find comfort in tumult. 457 00:28:06,053 --> 00:28:07,566 Shirley. 458 00:28:13,733 --> 00:28:16,293 - Once again, thank you all... - She said she liked the tumult. 459 00:28:16,453 --> 00:28:18,330 And why are you making it all about you? 460 00:28:18,533 --> 00:28:21,172 This was supposed to be a dinner between Shirley and me. 461 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:24,530 That would've been dull. I wonder what you might have talked about. 462 00:28:24,693 --> 00:28:27,332 Probably about how the firm is going broke. 463 00:28:30,693 --> 00:28:32,012 The firm is going broke? 464 00:28:34,573 --> 00:28:37,041 Did I know this and forget? 465 00:28:37,613 --> 00:28:41,401 - Did I? - No, Denny, you didn't know. 466 00:28:41,573 --> 00:28:42,847 Well, what's happened? 467 00:28:43,413 --> 00:28:45,005 He's making it all about him again. 468 00:28:45,173 --> 00:28:49,405 - Alan, will you shut up? - No, Carl, it affects us too. 469 00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:50,962 What's going on? 470 00:28:59,813 --> 00:29:01,132 The firm is broke. 471 00:29:22,933 --> 00:29:26,528 We're exploring a number of ways to get an influx of capital. 472 00:29:26,693 --> 00:29:28,365 - We believe... - How could this happen? 473 00:29:28,533 --> 00:29:31,491 - We got hammered, just like everybody... My name is on the door. 474 00:29:31,653 --> 00:29:34,326 - Why wasn't I told, damn it? - They knew you'd be upset. 475 00:29:34,533 --> 00:29:37,093 Next you'd be telling everybody it was your birthday. 476 00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:38,527 Gun! 477 00:29:38,693 --> 00:29:40,206 Aah! I've been hit. 478 00:29:40,413 --> 00:29:42,369 - Denny, for God's sake. - That's all I hear. 479 00:29:42,533 --> 00:29:44,330 "Denny, for God's sake. " 480 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:47,411 "Denny for God's sake. " Why doesn't anybody tell me the truth? 481 00:29:47,573 --> 00:29:49,370 - I am telling the truth. - Half-truth. 482 00:29:49,533 --> 00:29:51,922 I'm losing blood. - It was just a paintball, dawg. 483 00:29:52,293 --> 00:29:54,853 - I'm telling you exactly... - What about you and Shirley? 484 00:29:55,013 --> 00:29:57,652 - What about it? - How serious are you? I wanna know. 485 00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:01,767 Actually, we sort of all do. 486 00:30:07,413 --> 00:30:08,892 Okay. 487 00:30:15,053 --> 00:30:16,327 Oh. 488 00:30:18,813 --> 00:30:20,565 Now you know before even Shirley. 489 00:30:21,213 --> 00:30:26,571 My plan, after our intimate little dinner together alone, without any of you... 490 00:30:27,653 --> 00:30:29,723 ...was to ask her to marry me. 491 00:30:54,133 --> 00:30:55,452 Can you believe it? 492 00:30:55,613 --> 00:30:57,843 As partner, I'm on the hook for the firm's debts. 493 00:30:58,013 --> 00:31:00,573 I could be losing money. 494 00:31:01,053 --> 00:31:04,125 Jerry, I'm not quite sure how to respond to your little revelation. 495 00:31:04,293 --> 00:31:06,363 You don't need to. It's my problem, not yours. 496 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:08,728 It's my problem if it affects our friendship. 497 00:31:08,933 --> 00:31:11,322 I remain committed to the friendship. I won't let... 498 00:31:11,493 --> 00:31:12,721 Easier said than done. 499 00:31:15,613 --> 00:31:19,447 Perhaps we should seek out some sort of couples therapy. 500 00:31:19,613 --> 00:31:21,649 - We're not a couple, remember? - Yes, we are. 501 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:25,010 Perhaps not one romantically linked, but one just the same. 502 00:31:25,573 --> 00:31:27,928 Quite an extraordinary couple. 503 00:31:28,493 --> 00:31:31,132 With a fairly complicated problem. 504 00:31:53,373 --> 00:31:54,931 I think you should still ask her. 505 00:31:56,133 --> 00:31:59,205 - The moment has slightly passed. - No, it hasn't. 506 00:31:59,373 --> 00:32:03,207 If it's meant to be, Carl, it's the perfect moment. 507 00:32:04,093 --> 00:32:05,162 You obviously love her. 508 00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:08,052 You must feel confident that Shirley loves you. 509 00:32:09,133 --> 00:32:13,490 Don't let all of us and our foolishness get in your way. 510 00:32:14,013 --> 00:32:16,163 I'm a little discouraged about what it means... 511 00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:19,882 ...for my own conjugal prospects with her, but... 512 00:32:20,093 --> 00:32:21,765 Clearly she needs cheering up, Carl. 513 00:32:21,933 --> 00:32:24,242 Her father is dead, and the ice cream is melted. 514 00:32:25,013 --> 00:32:27,732 It was wrong of me to pull this ring out in front of Denny. 515 00:32:27,893 --> 00:32:29,042 What ring? 516 00:32:31,853 --> 00:32:33,525 Just kidding. 517 00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:36,325 Ask her to marry you, Carl. 518 00:32:38,013 --> 00:32:40,925 - I want her to be happy, really. We all do. 519 00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:43,243 Shirley deserves a good man. You're a good man. 520 00:32:43,413 --> 00:32:45,449 I know that, even if I don't much like you. 521 00:32:45,653 --> 00:32:48,008 - Why is everybody in here? - Could everybody clear out? 522 00:32:48,173 --> 00:32:51,165 - I'd like a little privacy. - What's wrong with having it with us? 523 00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:54,643 What's going on? Why is everybody in here? 524 00:33:00,053 --> 00:33:02,123 - Carl has news. - No, he doesn't. 525 00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:03,971 What news? 526 00:33:05,853 --> 00:33:07,286 This is not how I planned it. 527 00:33:07,493 --> 00:33:10,803 Planned what? Will somebody tell me what is going on? 528 00:33:12,053 --> 00:33:14,965 Shirley, I... 529 00:33:17,533 --> 00:33:20,445 - No, we'll discuss it later. - No, we'll discuss it right now. 530 00:33:20,613 --> 00:33:23,332 Where I come from, we grab the bull by the horns. 531 00:33:23,493 --> 00:33:24,972 Here, I'll do it. I'll do it. 532 00:33:25,573 --> 00:33:26,801 Shirley... 533 00:33:29,573 --> 00:33:30,972 ...will you marry...? - Carl? 534 00:33:34,853 --> 00:33:35,922 He loves you. 535 00:33:37,533 --> 00:33:39,763 He wants to spend the rest of his life with you. 536 00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:47,601 - Carl, is this for real? - Yeah, except the execution. 537 00:33:47,773 --> 00:33:50,810 - I didn't mean Denny to do my bidding. - I'm Cyrano de "Bushwhack. " 538 00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:56,572 Shirley, I have never loved a woman like I... 539 00:33:57,013 --> 00:34:00,244 As of this morning, our relationship was a secret. 540 00:34:00,453 --> 00:34:02,489 Secret's out, toots. Just... 541 00:34:05,813 --> 00:34:07,041 Denny? 542 00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:11,361 Please, Shirley. 543 00:34:13,773 --> 00:34:15,286 Will you marry me? 544 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:22,928 I'll give you away. 545 00:34:23,573 --> 00:34:24,801 Heh. 546 00:34:25,413 --> 00:34:29,042 I have had six marriage proposals... 547 00:34:29,253 --> 00:34:33,531 ...but this is by far the most bizarre. 548 00:34:34,093 --> 00:34:35,890 - We're a bizarre group. Yeah. 549 00:34:36,613 --> 00:34:42,483 Do me the honor of spending the rest of your life with me. 550 00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:47,291 I would love to marry you, Carl. 551 00:34:47,493 --> 00:34:48,892 Aw. 552 00:34:52,693 --> 00:34:54,729 - Really? - Yeah. 553 00:34:54,933 --> 00:35:00,087 - May I kiss...? - Denny, I would like to kiss Carl, so... 554 00:35:03,613 --> 00:35:04,602 Um... 555 00:35:04,773 --> 00:35:06,001 Is the day rescued? 556 00:35:07,213 --> 00:35:08,965 Consider it saved. 557 00:35:23,733 --> 00:35:27,692 All right, contrary to vicious rumors, the ice cream is not all melted. 558 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:30,282 - Jerry, one scoop or two? - Just one, thank you. 559 00:35:30,493 --> 00:35:31,846 There you are. 560 00:35:32,053 --> 00:35:34,886 - Katie, this is your slice. - Thank you. 561 00:35:35,093 --> 00:35:37,527 I am a two-scoop kind of guy, if you don't mind. 562 00:35:37,733 --> 00:35:39,564 I always thought you were a scoop short. 563 00:35:39,773 --> 00:35:41,331 - Say it for me, Jerry. - Hoot. 564 00:35:44,053 --> 00:35:45,372 Everybody have a slice now? 565 00:35:45,533 --> 00:35:47,046 - Yes. - Thank you. 566 00:35:47,253 --> 00:35:48,845 All right. 567 00:35:49,573 --> 00:35:52,371 - May I just say...? - No. 568 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:55,208 Well, I'm gonna say it just the same. 569 00:35:55,373 --> 00:36:02,006 I grew up in a very estranged, unhappy house. 570 00:36:03,053 --> 00:36:06,568 Most Thanksgivings my mother spent serving dinner at other people's homes... 571 00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:08,689 ...and my father would spend it... 572 00:36:11,253 --> 00:36:14,484 I spent many a Thanksgiving in my room... 573 00:36:14,653 --> 00:36:18,043 ...imagining what big family dinners were like, and... 574 00:36:18,213 --> 00:36:20,249 Alan, is this gonna be like a closing? 575 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:25,801 And as I imagined it... 576 00:36:25,973 --> 00:36:30,649 ...it was almost exactly like this. 577 00:36:32,413 --> 00:36:34,563 A whole bunch of people actually talking... 578 00:36:34,773 --> 00:36:36,843 ...right there in each other's faces... 579 00:36:37,053 --> 00:36:40,204 ...laughing one second and angry the next, and... 580 00:36:40,373 --> 00:36:45,049 Race, politics... 581 00:36:45,253 --> 00:36:50,805 ...God, marriage, love, death. 582 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:56,883 What fun. 583 00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:02,805 Thank you for having us, Shirley. 584 00:37:03,813 --> 00:37:07,965 This is some family. 585 00:37:16,853 --> 00:37:19,128 - Pie. - Thank God for pie. 586 00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:20,561 Thank God for pie. 587 00:37:22,213 --> 00:37:26,252 Everybody put something in their mouth so we can't talk anymore. 588 00:37:27,053 --> 00:37:28,566 I'm in. 589 00:37:30,093 --> 00:37:32,732 This is a perfect piece. 590 00:37:35,893 --> 00:37:38,885 Relax, we've got more ice cream. 591 00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:08,689 Denny, are you really okay with them getting married? 592 00:38:09,893 --> 00:38:12,088 I don't know, Alan. 593 00:38:13,533 --> 00:38:15,125 I will be. 594 00:38:18,253 --> 00:38:21,051 I harbored this fantasy that we'd... 595 00:38:23,053 --> 00:38:25,931 Imagine my loss. Could be the love I never knew. 596 00:38:27,253 --> 00:38:29,448 I'll tell it to you. 597 00:38:30,693 --> 00:38:32,570 Unless I forget. 598 00:38:34,373 --> 00:38:38,161 How often have you been getting confused like that? 599 00:38:39,213 --> 00:38:42,330 Well, not, uh, too. 600 00:38:44,733 --> 00:38:46,883 God, if I go the way Shirley's father did... 601 00:38:47,093 --> 00:38:48,412 You won't. 602 00:38:48,613 --> 00:38:50,808 - How do you know that? - Because I'll shoot you. 603 00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:53,847 - You wouldn't actually...? - I've already bought the gun. 604 00:38:54,773 --> 00:38:56,092 You promise? 605 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:06,166 Denny, you have defied the odds your entire life. 606 00:39:06,773 --> 00:39:10,163 You'll continue to defy the odds. Probably gonna outlive us all. 607 00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:13,211 We'll all be dead and buried, and you'll still be out there... 608 00:39:13,373 --> 00:39:15,125 ...doing Priceline commercials. 609 00:39:18,853 --> 00:39:21,208 All the topics we covered today... 610 00:39:21,373 --> 00:39:24,251 ...we left out the afterlife. 611 00:39:25,533 --> 00:39:26,807 Think there is one? 612 00:39:27,413 --> 00:39:29,529 Huh. I don't know. 613 00:39:31,093 --> 00:39:33,766 Think we'll be together somewhere else? 614 00:39:33,933 --> 00:39:37,448 On a bigger balcony, together again? 615 00:39:46,693 --> 00:39:48,285 I do. 616 00:39:51,213 --> 00:39:52,248 Will we be naked? 617 00:39:54,573 --> 00:39:57,724 - Well... - I ask because I wonder... 618 00:39:57,893 --> 00:39:59,326 ...are there clothes in heaven? 619 00:39:59,493 --> 00:40:03,406 And are we as we were when we were young... 620 00:40:03,573 --> 00:40:05,848 ...or are we as we were when we died? 621 00:40:06,053 --> 00:40:08,203 - Is that important? - Well, it is to me. 622 00:40:08,413 --> 00:40:11,769 I don't wanna go through the rest of eternity with the, uh, mad cow. 623 00:40:13,693 --> 00:40:18,926 I think you are in heaven as you were in the best of times here on Earth. 624 00:40:20,173 --> 00:40:23,927 - Like right now? - Like right now. 625 00:40:28,413 --> 00:40:29,482 Thanks. 626 00:40:33,253 --> 00:40:34,766 Thanks.