1 00:00:02,753 --> 00:00:05,839 Happy Turkey day. Yes! Right out of the gate. 2 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:07,049 What? What's going on? 3 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:09,301 We're playing boyle bingo, Thanksgiving edition. 4 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:12,513 Everyone filled out their cards with possible Charles-related scenarios. 5 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:14,014 First to "bingo" gets 100 bucks. 6 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,683 I had "boyle calls it 'Turkey day in the center square. 7 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:20,062 "Boyle explains that they ate lobsters 8 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,247 "at the first Thanksgiving." 9 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,773 They did. Back in that time, 10 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,083 they called lobsters "ocean bugs." 11 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:25,168 And I'll just Mark it off for you. 12 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,461 Peralta: I think I've got the winning card here. 13 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:29,446 "Boyle tells us that he played pocahontas in his third grade play." 14 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,864 All the girls were too big. 15 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:33,784 This is a fun one. "Boyle says, 'gobble, gobble, gobble."' 16 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,667 well, now that I know you want me to say that, 17 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,496 I'll just say it with two gobbles. 18 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,099 Gobble, gobble. 19 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:42,709 Gobble. God, it just... it just sounds right that way. 20 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,419 I don't like this game. Diaz: Ha! 21 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,088 "Boyle objects to boyle bingo." 22 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:48,549 Come on, guys. "Boyle says, 'come on, guys. 23 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:49,716 That's two for Terry. 24 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,970 Well, guess what? I can spoil your little game by sitting over here 25 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:57,015 quietly all day and doing nothing. Oh! Ah! 26 00:00:57,099 --> 00:01:00,018 Anybody have "boyle falls on floor"? No one? 27 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:03,480 That's a victory. That's a victory for boyle. Boom! 28 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:04,898 All: Boyle says, "boom!" 29 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:26,962 Peralta: Check it out, chairjockeys. 30 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,630 While you were busy tickling the ivories 31 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:29,756 on your computers, 32 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,466 I was doing a bust. 33 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:34,303 Cocaine! Thanks, Lucius. 34 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,847 He ran, I pursued... 35 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,932 Whole thing turned into an awesome car chase. 36 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:42,853 NYPD! 37 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:44,563 Hey! 38 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,526 Man: Come on! Move, move! 39 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,821 Hey, there, criminal! It's me, Johnny law. 40 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,448 Well, at least you're done early 41 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,611 so you have time to go home 42 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,200 and change for my Thanksgiving dinner. 43 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,553 Why do we have to dress up 44 00:01:58,577 --> 00:01:59,578 for Thanksgiving? 45 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,371 I don't even celebrate that stuff. 46 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,248 The whole holiday is based on overeating. 47 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:05,268 We should be wearing velvet track suits and diapers. 48 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,418 Jacket and tie. 49 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,879 Rosa's even wearing her formal leatherjacket. 50 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,422 It's the one without any blood on it. 51 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,590 You're gonna dress up. 52 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:12,734 And you're gonna give a toast 53 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,092 about what you're thankful for. 54 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,218 Start preparing. 55 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,970 Oh, I prefer not to prepare for my toasts. 56 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:21,558 I just wing them, like scatjazz. 57 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,101 Are we singing? No, no, no, no, no. 58 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:29,024 That's nice. You don't have to. 59 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,653 I'm not dressing up for your party. 60 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,990 Damn it, boyle. You left the fridge open. 61 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,075 The door couldn't shut 62 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,438 because of your empty pizza box. 63 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,620 Pizza? Please. This is a butternut squash 64 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,121 and truffle butter flatbread. 65 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,832 Everything's spoiled. My lunch is ruined! 66 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:51,171 My chicken. My potatoes. My pasta. My meatballs. 67 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:54,007 My ham. My yogurt. 68 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:56,093 Oh, thatsalotofyogufl. Iloveyogufl. 69 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,762 So, this is your lunch for, like, the month? 70 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,681 I need to eat 10,000 calories a day 71 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,140 to maintain muscle mass. 72 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:03,475 My wife made me all of this 73 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:04,911 before she left town with the kids. 74 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,561 That was everything in my fridge. 75 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,106 Scully. Hey-a, sarge. 76 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,042 I know you got a secret stash of food hidden somewhere. 77 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:13,402 Oh, no. No, I don't. Where is it? 78 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,445 Is it in your pockets? Oh, come on. 79 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,906 I'm gonna shake it out of your pockets. Turn around. 80 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,741 Sarge. Oh. Sarge! 81 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:22,035 Go limp, Scully. Oh, wow. 82 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,328 This is fun! 83 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,288 Release your sweets! 84 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,919 Can I help you, Santiago? 85 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:34,214 Oh, captain. Didn't expect to see you there. 86 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,298 In my office? 87 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,885 So, I just wanted to make sure that you knew about the Thanksgiving dinner 88 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,279 I'm hosting for the squad after work. 89 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:43,890 Yes. I received your "save the date" decorative gourd. 90 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,351 Your ornamental cornucopia. 91 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:50,814 And this beautiful hand-crafted card of a Turkey wearing a top hat. 92 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,608 It's a pilgrim's hat. Where's the buckle, Santiago? 93 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,110 The buckle. 94 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:59,364 My husband is out of town for work. So, of course I will attend your dinner. 95 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,324 Cool! Whatever. 96 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,077 Yeah, don't worry about it either way. 97 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,370 It's not a big deal. 98 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,499 Yes! Why so excited? 99 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,918 Did you make the cover of hair pulled back magazine? 100 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,421 The captain is coming to my party. 101 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,174 I'm gonna give a toast, tell him how thankful I am 102 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,467 to have him in the precinct, 103 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,677 and officially ask him to be my mentor. 104 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,429 Wait, are you only hosting dinner 105 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,181 because you want to suck up to holt? 106 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,307 Not cool. 107 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,601 This was supposed to be about friendship. 108 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:31,062 You said you were only coming to see if my apartment was the reason I was single, 109 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,482 or if it was my personality like you suspected. 110 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:36,693 Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. 111 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,361 Love the view up here. 112 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:41,031 Clip, clop. Clip, clop. Clip, clop. 113 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,409 Same to you, your honor. 114 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,119 Oh, whatjudge were you talking to? 115 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,705 That was my mother. You call your mom "your honor"? 116 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,392 She's a federal judge in the ninth circuit. What else would I call her? 117 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,417 Okay. 118 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,545 Captain, uh, paperwork is all done on that drug bust. 119 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,507 What else you got for me? Nothing. All open cases are assigned. 120 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:01,051 Come on. There's got to be something I can investigate. 121 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,946 No, there's nothing. All right, well, when there's nothing, there's nothing. 122 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,389 You know what I can do... Whoa! Who did that? 123 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,726 Don't worry, sir. I will stay here all night figuring this out. 124 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,330 I know what you're up to here, peralta. 125 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:14,022 Damn straight. I'm trying to catch the mad paper scatterer. 126 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:16,942 You want an excuse to skip Santiago's Thanksgiving dinner 127 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:20,296 because, for some reason, you refuse to celebrate this holiday like a normal person. 128 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,440 Fine. You're right. I want to do what I do every year. 129 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,325 Sit at home, watch football, and eat Mayo nut spoonsies. 130 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:29,162 Those are spoonfuls of Mayo, sprinkled with peanuts. That's revolting. 131 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:31,373 Maybe so, but it's what I invented when I was six, 132 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,726 because my mom was working so I had to make dinner for myself. 133 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:37,212 My sad story trumps your insult. Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake! 134 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,898 Boyle and peralta: Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake! 135 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:39,965 Thank you, boyle. 136 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,716 If a case opens up, it's yours. 137 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,261 But if not, you will be at Santiago's. 138 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,513 As a professional courtesy. Dismissed. 139 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,099 From what? I thought we were just chatting. 140 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:52,018 We never chat anymore! 141 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,064 Oh, my god, Amy, that's so cool 142 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:57,500 that you still live with your grandmother. 143 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,818 I live alone. This is my stuff. 144 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:04,322 I like quilts. Stop. Each sentence is getting sadder. 145 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:06,384 It looks like you live on the set of murder, she wrote. 146 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:09,286 Well, I've got to say, it's not as bad as I thought itwould be. 147 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,038 The football game's not on, so I can still watch it later at home. 148 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:15,083 And it's kind of cool to visit a time before electricity was invented. 149 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:16,918 I have to practice my toast. 150 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,295 God, how long is that? 151 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,754 Eight pages. Single-spaced? 152 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,798 Double-sided. Santiago style. 153 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,009 Okay. Excuse me. Can we please eat? 154 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,845 My body is starting to digest itself. 155 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,430 Terry needs nutrients. 156 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:31,933 No eating until the captain gets here. Okay? Sorry. 157 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,310 Don't apologize. 158 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,871 I'd rather spend Thanksgiving atyourhouse 159 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:35,937 than with my sister. 160 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:37,981 "Things you find at the beach." 161 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:42,068 For "s," I had "seagull." Good one, Diana! Ice cream break! 162 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:44,070 Yay. Diana: Yay! 163 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,114 It's so pleasant and boring. 164 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,533 But holt at your house? Surrounded by these idiots? 165 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,577 Guaranteed train wreck. Thanks for the invite. 166 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:52,996 He's here. Okay, he's here. 167 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,499 Everybody, be cool. Hitchcock, why do you have your shirt off? 168 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,823 Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one. 169 00:06:58,877 --> 00:06:59,878 What... 170 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,006 Captain holt. 171 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,717 Happy Thanksgiving. Your apartment was very easy to locate. 172 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,762 Thank you so much. You look beautiful. 173 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,599 Weirdest conversation ever. 174 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:13,767 Nice work, you two. 175 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,021 Before we eat, I'd like everyone to go around and say 176 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,648 what they're thankful for this year. 177 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:21,858 Fine, I'll go first. 178 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:25,111 I am thankful that Thanksgiving only comes once a year. 179 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:29,282 People stuff themselves. And then at midnight, they run to appliance stores 180 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,951 and trample each other to death. 181 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,827 It's a garbage holiday. 182 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:36,206 I'm sorry. I just get emotional when I talk about 183 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,666 how bogus Thanksgiving is. 184 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:41,378 I'll just go. I actually prepared a little something. 185 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,463 You did? "When I was a little girl, 186 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:44,607 "playing cops and robbers with my brothers..." 187 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,384 Excuse me. Please continue, Santiago. 188 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,510 Or I could wait. 189 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,237 No waiting. Just toasting. I want you to toast. 190 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,222 Now I want to eat toast. Give me some toast! 191 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,574 Holt: Okay. I'll be right there. 192 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:54,867 I have to head back to the precinct. 193 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:58,395 No. Why? Someone stole $10,000 from the evidence lock-up. 194 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,814 Yes. Oh, awesome. Why is that awesome? 195 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,650 It's a case. You said I could hop on any case that came up. 196 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,527 It's a Thanksgiving miracle! 197 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,738 Have fun, you guys. Let's roll! 198 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:13,007 You'd think the one place money would be safe is a police station. 199 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:16,287 I hear that. Remember when Santiago called you beautiful? 200 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:18,957 Yes, that was odd. We need to get this money back. 201 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:22,627 The exact bills. Or the commissioner's office will make our lives hell. 202 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,422 What is this? Uh, this is Terry dancing. 203 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,545 People do the weirdest stuff in the evidence lock-up 204 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,776 when they think no one's watching. 205 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,844 Mmm. Fast forward, fast forward. 206 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,530 Fast forward. Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. 207 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:34,723 Okay. So, here's our money. 208 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:38,101 Fast forward. Hold it. Hold it. Go back. 209 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:42,355 There's our guy. Got him. Okay. 210 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:43,666 We should start by checking all the perps 211 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,191 that were released from holding today. 212 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,235 Good idea. And if it's none of them, 213 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,863 we may miss Santiago's altogether. 214 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,281 Thanksgiving is dead! 215 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:55,243 Santiago. Can we please, please just eat? 216 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,346 What if captain holt and Jake are coming back? 217 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,955 Hang on. I have a toast. 218 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,917 I am thankful to have someone in my life 219 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,462 who gives me a reason to get out of bed every morning. 220 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:09,799 And I hope that my relationship with this person will only grow... 221 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:12,677 More intimate. 222 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:13,970 Who are you talking about? 223 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:17,766 Um... Hitchcock. 224 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,854 Okay, enough is enough. I'm eating. 225 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:28,568 What's in these? 226 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,361 Potatoes, butter, a little milk. 227 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,739 And I ran out of salt, so I used baking soda. 228 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:33,990 Why wouldn't you? 229 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:35,909 They're both white powders. 230 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,535 Of course they're interchangeable! 231 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,245 Yeah. 232 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:43,267 There were two men released from holding today 233 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:46,145 that were the right height and weight to be our thief on the security footage. 234 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:47,772 Even if it is one of them, how will we know? 235 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,631 Easy. The guy on the footage was left-handed. 236 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,995 We just give all of our suspects some made-up form to sign 237 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,176 and see which hand they use. 238 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,386 All right, amigo. 239 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:57,931 Punch it! 240 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,394 Good, did that. Now, punch it! 241 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:08,441 A-ha. Safety first. Punch it! 242 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,005 Okay. See, now, I just feel like 243 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,749 you're messing with me... 244 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,701 Anyone want seconds? Can't. So stuffed. 245 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,371 Scully: Amy. Your toilet's overflowing! 246 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,165 What? Ew. Scully, what did you do? 247 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,000 And the night gets worse-better. 248 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,795 I... I didn't do it. Although I understand why you suspect me. 249 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,255 Then, who clogged it? 250 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,429 So, none of you ate anything. 251 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,683 Terry, you said you ate the whole Turkey. Toilet. 252 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,814 I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. 253 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:48,898 That was it for me. 254 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,441 But I'm a good cook. 255 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,735 You all ate those brownies I brought in last week. 256 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,320 I thought they were erasers. 257 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,613 Charles said he loved them. 258 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,031 I'm a textbook people-pleaser. 259 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,158 I have a serious problem. 260 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:01,369 This was great, though. You must be so proud. 261 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,163 Yeah, Thanksgiving's over. 262 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,289 Everybody go home. 263 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,172 We're just... we're done hanging out together. 264 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,584 I... I'm not done hanging out. 265 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,228 Let's go to the bar. They serve food there. 266 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:13,339 That's a great idea! Oh, look at that. "Boyle saves Thanksgiving." 267 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:17,135 Does it really say that? No. But it does say, "boyle believes obvious lie." 268 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,303 Damn it! 269 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,471 So, what's our strategy here? 270 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,741 I'm thinking maybe we can do the whole thing in character. 271 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,560 I'll play detective Bart barley, tightly wound, 272 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,312 hates violence against animals. 273 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,439 And you're my partner, Gerald jimes, 274 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,108 a man who solved every crime but one... 275 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,860 The murder of his wife. 276 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,361 Peralta, take this seriously. 277 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:39,824 I am. As seriously as you're taking the search for the man who killed Jane jimes. 278 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,619 Your only clue? He wore a yellow sweater. 279 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,997 Eh? You're considering it. Let's get in there. 280 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,124 NYPD. 281 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,313 What's going on? I'm right in the middle of carving Turkey. 282 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,422 I'm vegetarian. Eating meat is murder. 283 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,785 I hate violence against animals. 284 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,133 Bup, bup, bup, bup. 285 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:01,346 We overlooked a release form we were supposed to have you sign. We apologize. 286 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,641 Yeah, he's right-handed. Let's go. 287 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,851 Look out, bad guys 288 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,645 it's barley and jimes 289 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,064 barley and jimes are on the case 290 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,483 please, refrain from make-believe this time. 291 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,817 Fine. 292 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:19,239 Evening, ma'am. NYPD. Barley and jimes. 293 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,990 We're looking for Donny Romano. 294 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:25,828 Ugh. Come in. Donny! What did you do? Cops are here. 295 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:29,040 What do you guys want? 296 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,000 Sorry to bother you, sir. My partner, here, 297 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,669 forgot about a form we need you to sign. 298 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,271 What's happening, Donny? What did you do? 299 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,673 I didn't do anything. It's not my fault. 300 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,384 Same old story. It's never you, is it? What did Donny do? 301 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,386 I swear, ma. I don't know what this is about. 302 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,845 Why won't you ever believe me? 303 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,598 Because I raised a liar. You lie. Donny: Oh... 304 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,850 Shut up, ma. Hey, don't talk to ma like that. 305 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,603 Don't you tell me what to do, Louie! Excuse me. 306 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,039 Not the rolls! 307 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:54,190 George, do something! Excuse me, if... 308 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:01,948 My wife was murdered by a man in a yellow sweater! 309 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,159 It's the one case I can't solve. 310 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,037 Don't fight with family. 311 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:12,208 It can all go away so quickly. Sign this? 312 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,551 That's a hell of a breakthrough, jimes. I'm proud of you. 313 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,678 Also, we just got our man. 314 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,223 He signed with his right hand. That's right, he did. 315 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,018 But he didn't do it. He did. What? 316 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,620 I couldn't help but notice you throwing those rolls 317 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,895 with your left hand, boss. 318 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,648 Not to mention this hoodie matches our security footage exactly. 319 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,460 You stole that money when you came in to pick up your brother 320 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,361 from holding today, mdntyou? Damn it. 321 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,612 Holt: Nice work, peralta. 322 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,823 So, where's the money now? It's not here. 323 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,676 I bet it all on the football game. My bookie has it. 324 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,494 Yes! The case continues. This is not good. 325 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,122 Right. Sorry, jimes. 326 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,333 His father was murdered by a bookie. 327 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:55,543 I know you miss him. 328 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,675 Our perp says the bookie operates out of a hidden back room. 329 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,011 Try to blend in. Good idea. 330 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,929 I'll just age myself 60 years, 331 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,598 become Chinese and female. 332 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,475 Here we go. 333 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,393 Did it work? $10 to play. 334 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,103 Oh, we're just looking around. 335 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,855 $40 just to look around. 336 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,106 All right, we'll play. 337 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,859 $15 to play. All right. 338 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,321 Tommy, can we order some food? 339 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,697 The cook's gone. I sent him home. 340 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,116 Do you have any more of these pretzels? Sure. 341 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,913 I'm gonna call the cook. 342 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,331 Smart. Good call. 343 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,292 Hey. Rough night? 344 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,212 Yeah, it certainly hasn't gone according to plan. 345 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:43,633 Oh, no. Oh, Amy, I was ordering a drink called a "rough night." 346 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,135 Itstequha with a nicotine patch. 347 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,220 Right. 348 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,889 How do I get holt to pay attention to me? 349 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,266 He sure spends a lot of time on peralta. 350 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,727 Maybe I should start screwing up like Jake does. 351 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,147 I can act out, too, you know. Please do. 352 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,441 Okay. Watch this. 353 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,490 Oops. 354 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:11,035 Out. All of you. But the cook is coming back. 355 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,203 Out! 356 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,248 Fine! 357 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,959 But I'm taking these olives! 358 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,588 Sorry. Happy Turkey day. 359 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:30,388 Aah! I think I'm getting the hang of this. 360 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,266 These tiles are either game pieces or candy. 361 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,269 Game pieces. Here we go. 362 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,232 I think I just won. 363 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,902 The guy by the bathroom seems very interested in the commotion you just made. 364 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,488 Yeah, and he's been waiting for the toilet since we got here. 365 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,866 Ten-to-one, that's not a bathroom and he's a lookout. 366 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,701 Let's go. You got it. 367 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,036 I'm gonnajust cash out. 368 00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,834 There is nothing here. 369 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,086 Don't worry, guys. I found food. 370 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,505 Are you eating packing peanuts? 371 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,800 Okay. I do keep a secret stash of food in the office. 372 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,928 I knew it! Where? Where? 373 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,556 Sarge, am I too heavy? 374 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,724 No. Where is it? 375 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,225 There. The one with the water stain. 376 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,369 There's a lot of food up there? 377 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,395 Yeah. It's a smorgasbord. 378 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,281 I think the rats got to it. You think? 379 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,366 This is the greatest thing that's ever happened. 380 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:35,453 Okay, it's over. Thanksgiving time of death, now. 381 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:39,290 No. This will not be our Thanksgiving. All right. You all wait here. 382 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:42,293 Give me an hour. Terry, to the door. 383 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,669 I'm just gonna put you down, man. 384 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,713 Yeah, totally, that makes sense. That makes sense. 385 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,423 Hey, there. Bathroom? 386 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,675 There's another one upstairs over there. 387 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,599 Oh. Never mind. Let's go. 388 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,035 What, it's really a bathroom? 389 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:01,020 No, no, no. There's tons of illegal stuff happening in there. 390 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,356 But they're watching the football game, and I dvr'd it. 391 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,691 I don't want to see the score. What? 392 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,860 Okay, fine. We'll go get the stolen money. 393 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,195 NYPD! Freeze! 394 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,531 Changethechanne and then freeze! Holt: Put it down! 395 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:14,843 Holt: Put it down! Put it down! 396 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,137 This is a weird request, but will you switch places with me? 397 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,497 I really don't want to see the score! 398 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,754 Oh, yeah. Thank you. So much better. 399 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,298 Oh! Why are there so many tvs in here? 400 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:31,884 Peralta: Thank you. 401 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,345 Money was still in the bookie's safe. All the numbers match. 402 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,180 Let's head back to Santiago's party. 403 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,474 Oh, no, thanks. I think I'm gonna head home 404 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,725 and watch the football game. 405 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,727 Which was ruined for me! 406 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,497 What's your problem with celebrating Thanksgiving? 407 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,898 It's a sucky holiday. It's always sucked. 408 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:49,235 My mom worked, my dad was gone, and I sat at home watching football. 409 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:53,447 Look, Jake. I came from a very formal family. 410 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,783 My parents were not especially affectionate. 411 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,202 Really? Your honor wasn't a big snuggler? 412 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,246 But the beauty of being an adult 413 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,791 is that you can make a new family with new traditions. 414 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,314 Well, that's nice, captain, but I don't have a new family yet. 415 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,547 So, I guess I'm stuck with my awesome old traditions. 416 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,758 Okay. I'll tell the squad you couldn't make it. 417 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,928 Thank you. Before you go, can I borrow some money? 418 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,323 I'm getting some pretty serious vibes from Wendy over there, 419 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,067 and I'd like to take her some place special. 420 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,357 Hey. What are you all doing here? 421 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,818 Amy broke everything and got us kicked out of the bar. 422 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,445 Then, we got attacked by rats. 423 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,863 It's the best Thanksgiving ever. 424 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,406 Fascinating. 425 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,158 Happy Turkey day. 426 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,035 Right through there, gentlemen. 427 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,262 Not a lot of places are open, 428 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,163 so this will be a multi-ethnic, 429 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,623 non-traditional Thanksgiving. 430 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:44,957 It's a real culinary challenge. 431 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,626 Give me 15 minutes, and then we feast. 432 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:47,793 Make it five. 433 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:48,961 You eat with your eyes, 434 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,188 so the plating alone takes... 435 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,380 Five, boyle! 436 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,930 Captain, I want to tell you something. Hmm? 437 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,432 I think you're... 438 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,726 Like, when I was a little girl... 439 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,811 You think I'm like when you were a little girl. 440 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,022 Forget it. The moment's passed. 441 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,482 Is this about your toast? 442 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,943 How did you get that? Gina gave it to me. 443 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:16,322 It's very well written. There are several compelling anecdotes, 444 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,658 the fonts suit the tone. Good work. 445 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,204 I did feel, however, the word choice could have been improved in spots. 446 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:26,499 I marked them "awk." For awkward. 447 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,881 That was the best thing anyone's ever said to me. 448 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,883 "I marked them 'awk.' For awkward"? 449 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,594 It's advice. He's mentoring me. 450 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,513 Yes! 451 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:44,934 So, this is kind of a play on your typical Thanksgiving dinner. 452 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,604 For Turkey, we have the Peking duck with a veggie samosa stuffing. 453 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:52,983 The potatoes are the empanadas with an Ethiopian lentil stew gravy. 454 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:56,153 And for dessert, some seasonal gelatin cups. 455 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,799 Okay, I ran out of money. They're from when Hitchcock got his colonoscopy. 456 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,324 Bon appétit. 457 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,618 I'm here. I'm here. All: Ah! 458 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,954 Finally, something to actually be thankful for. 459 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,157 What are you wearing? Santiago said to dress up, so... 460 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,458 Well, you look beautiful. 461 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,460 That's my thing now. I'm just owning it. 462 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,547 Okay, before we eat... Nope. Not doing that again. 463 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:15,774 Move! Could you pass the, uh... 464 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,300 You get that hand near me again, you're gonna lose it. 465 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,553 Okey-doke. Let's eat! 466 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:24,265 Yeah. Hey, thanks for giving a copy of my toast to holt. That was nice of you. 467 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:27,643 Oh, you're welcome. I mean, you don't have to get so freaked out around him. 468 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,020 You're just trying to tell him you respect him. 469 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:33,649 Okay. But to be honest, I kind of gave it to him as a prank, 470 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,277 'causelthought it would be super embarrassing for you. 471 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,696 But I'm happy it worked out. 472 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:42,908 But I would have been happy if he hated it. But I'm happy he didn't. 473 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,495 So, you pretty much got the disaster night you were hoping for? 474 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:50,040 Yeah. Until you made the best Thanksgiving meal I've ever had and ruined it. 475 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:52,918 Excuse me. 476 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:56,630 Uh, so, earlier atamy's, I didn't give a real toast because... 477 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,632 I didn't know what to say. 478 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:02,803 But since that time, a wise, unsmiling man 479 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,014 named Gerald jimes made me realize 480 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,348 what I am thankful for. 481 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,184 So, I'd just like to say 482 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,270 I am happy to be here with my family. 483 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:15,816 My super weird family with two black dads 484 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,944 and two latina daughters and two white sons... 485 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:22,907 And Gina. And... I don't know what you are. 486 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,951 Some strange, giant baby. To the nine-nine! 487 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,453 All: To the nine-nine. 488 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,413 That was perfect. 489 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,457 Ooh! "Boyle cries." I got boyle bingo! 490 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,541 Yeah! No! 491 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,626 Yeah!