1 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:11,480 OK, um... 2 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,760 - It's your turn. - OK. Uh... 3 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:20,600 "In the few hours that we had together, we loved a lifetime's worth." 4 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:22,720 - Terminator, - Good! Right. 5 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,320 OK, I got one. 6 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:28,400 - "It's a madhouse! A mad..." - Planet of the Apes, 7 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:32,000 - Can I finish, please? - Oh, sorry. Go ahead. 8 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:34,280 ..house!." 9 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:39,040 Planet of the Apes, OK, good. Me. Uh... 10 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,040 Well? 11 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,800 I'm thinking. 12 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,320 "Use the Force, Luke." 13 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,280 Do I even have to dignify that with a guess? 14 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,880 I couldn't think of anything. It's a dumb game anyway. 15 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:55,440 What else d'you wanna do? We played rock, paper, scissors. I got cramp. 16 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,480 Well, if you're always "scissors", your tendons... 17 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,760 I just gotta say this has been the most boring summer ever. 18 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:05,360 Yeah, but on the plus side, no monsters or stuff. 19 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:09,280 I'm just so restless. I'm actually looking forward to school starting up again. 20 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:15,080 That would have nothing to do with a certain girl we both know, who is a vampire slayer. 21 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,400 Please! I'm so over her. 22 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:21,320 Did she mention when she might be gettin' back? About which I do not care. 23 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:27,000 I haven't heard from her. I got two postcards from her in LA, but then like nothing. 24 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,840 She's probably with her dad havin' a good time. 25 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,880 - And you don't care? - Well, OK. There might be some interest. 26 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:36,400 I'm a man. I have certain desires and needs. 27 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,920 I-I don't wanna know. 28 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,720 I got a movie for ya. 29 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,640 - Xander! - You're Amish. 30 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,960 You can't fight back cos you're Amish. I mock you with my ice cream, Amish guy. 31 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:48,720 Witness, 32 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,880 - My nose is cold. - Let me get that for ya. 33 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,360 Xander! 34 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,800 I can't help myself. Your nose looks so tasty. 35 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,280 Willow, go. 36 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,440 Hi, guys. 37 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,120 Miss me? 38 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,520 - Buffy! - Hey! 39 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,520 Hey! 40 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,600 Hey, Will. 41 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,640 Man, your timing really doesn't suck. 42 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,400 - When d'you get back? - Just now. Dad drove me. 43 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:52,480 I figured you two losers would be getting into trouble. 44 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,960 I think we had the upper hand... in a subtle way. 45 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:58,800 Does either of you have a cross? Sloppy. 46 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:03,120 It's been a slow summer. It's the first vampire we've seen since you killed the Master. 47 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,480 It's like they knew I was coming back. 48 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,520 How was your summer? Slay anything? 49 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:12,920 No. Just hung out, partied some, shopping was also a major theme. 50 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:17,960 - You haven't lost your touch. That vampire... - I did kinda whale on him, didn't I? 51 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:20,320 I like your hair. 52 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,520 Did you have any fun without me? 53 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,880 - Yes. - No. 54 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:28,120 Our summer was yawn-worthy. Our biggest excitement was burying the Master. 55 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,960 That's right, you missed it. Up by that tree. 56 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:35,520 Giles buried the bones, we poured holy water and we got to wear robes. 57 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,840 Very intense. You shoulda been. 58 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,920 Have you seen Giles? 59 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,760 Why would I do that? I'll see him at school. 60 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,760 I'm really glad you're back. 61 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,000 Me too. 62 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:55,520 - OK, then. This is the last of it. - More clothes? 63 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,840 - Oh, do shoes count as clothes? - How much shopping did you let her do? 64 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,720 I thought I was saving you from the back-to-school clothing nightmare. 65 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,360 My nightmares with Buffy in school have nothing to do with clothes. 66 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,520 Did she manage to stay out of trouble in LA? 67 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,320 She did, yeah. 68 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:16,480 She was... you know... great. 69 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,240 But? 70 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,720 She was just, I don't know, um... 71 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:23,840 ..distant. 72 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:27,080 Not brooding or sulking, just... There was no connection. 73 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:32,120 The more time we spent together, the more I felt like she was nowhere to be seen. 74 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,360 Hence the shoes? 75 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,720 I may have overcompensated a little bit. 76 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:43,640 It's so strange. At least when she was burning stuff down I knew what to say. 77 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,080 Welcome to my world. 78 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,440 I haven't been able to get through to her for so long. 79 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,960 I'll just be happy if she makes it through the school year. 80 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,080 It was a nightmare. A total nightmare. 81 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:05,120 They promised me they'd take me to St Croix, then they decide to go to Tuscany. 82 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:09,000 Art and buildings. I was totally beachless for a month and a half. 83 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,520 No one has suffered like I have suffered. 84 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,120 Of course, that kind of adversity builds character. 85 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,560 But then I already have a lot of character. 86 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,760 Can you have too much character? 87 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:24,080 - The first day back. It always gets me. - Yes. 88 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:29,000 I mean, it's incredible. One day the campus is completely bare, empty. 89 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,640 The next, there are children everywhere. 90 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:38,000 Like locusts, crawling around, mindlessly bent on feeding and mating... 91 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:43,520 ..destroying everything in sight in their relentless, pointless desire to exist. 92 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,520 I do enjoy these pep talks. 93 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:50,200 Have you ever considered, given your abhorrence of children... 94 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,480 ..school principal was not perhaps your true vocation. 95 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:58,160 Somebody's gotta keep an eye on them. They're a bunch of hormonal time bombs. 96 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:03,240 Every time a pretty girl walks by, every boy turns into a gibbering fool. 97 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,520 - Ms Calendar. - Mr Giles. 98 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,720 Well, I... um... 99 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:10,840 Hello. 100 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:14,640 You see the way these kids gaze at each other all moony? 101 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:17,160 - It's good to see you. - Yes. 102 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,120 Think they're thinking about learning?! 103 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,680 Were you headed to the faculty room? 104 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,400 Sounds like fun. 105 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:27,760 I try and tell them about the important things in life. 106 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,600 Discipline, responsibility, punctuality. 107 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,640 I might as well be talkin' to myself. 108 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,920 - How was your summer? - Extreme. 109 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:44,200 I did "Burning Man" in Black Rock. A great festival. You should've been there. 110 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:49,160 They had drum rituals, mobile sculptures, raves, naked mud dances. 111 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:52,160 You would have just... hated it with a fiery passion. 112 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,600 I can't imagine finding any redeeming... 113 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,400 Naked? 114 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,360 You probably spent summer with your nose in a book. 115 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,760 - I suppose you'd consider that dull. - Depends on the book. 116 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,640 - Giles! - Yo, G-Man! What's up? 117 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:12,520 - Nice to see you. Don't ever call me that. - Hi, kids. 118 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,720 - Hey. - Hi. 119 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:19,320 - How are you? - Alive and kicking. 120 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,680 Buffy killed a vampire last night. 121 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:26,000 You can get more volume if you speak from the diaphragm. 122 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:29,120 - Sorry. - I thought the Hellmouth was closed. 123 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:34,000 It's closed, but not gone. The mystical energy it emits is still concentrated in this area. 124 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:37,040 So we're still the undead's favourite party town. 125 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:41,200 - I wonder if they're here for a purpose. - You're the Watcher. I just work here. 126 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,000 Yes, I must consult my books. 127 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,480 Oh, eight minutes and 33 seconds. Pay up. 128 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:50,160 I called ten minutes before you'd consult your books. Thank you. 129 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,040 We'd better get to class. 130 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,160 Oh, Buffy. 131 00:08:56,760 --> 00:09:00,880 I realise you've just returned, but when you're ready we should start your training again. 132 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,280 I'm ready. I'll see you after school. 133 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,960 I understand if you want a few days to... 134 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,720 I'm ready. 135 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,720 Buffy, that's enough. 136 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,840 Buffy! 137 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,840 - Safe to say you've stayed in shape. - I'm ready. 138 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,480 Whatever they got comin' next, I'm ready. 139 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,360 Yeah. 140 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,760 We have been put down, kinsmen. 141 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,520 We have lost our way. 142 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,960 We have lost the night. 143 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,240 But despair is for the living. 144 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,800 Where they are weak, we will be strong. 145 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,800 Where they weep, we rejoice. 146 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,440 Where they bleed... 147 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,200 ..we drink! 148 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:35,040 Within three days a new hope will arise. 149 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:38,040 We will put our faith in him. 150 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,800 He will show us the way. 151 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,640 Buffy! 152 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,080 - Buffy? - Fine. I'm fine. 153 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,400 Good. It's good that you're fine. 154 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,120 - What were you thinking about? - Nothing. 155 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:09,200 Come on, you can tell us. We're your bosom friends. The friends of your bosom. 156 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,480 Xander. 157 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,400 I wasn't thinking anything. Really. 158 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:18,560 - What did you do last night? - Slept. I had weird dreams. 159 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:23,160 - Dreams are meaningful. - Tell me about it! I dreamt that Xander... 160 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,840 Uh, it wasn't Xander. In fact, it wasn't me. 161 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,560 It was a friend's dream. 162 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,000 - She doesn't remember it. - I bet she doesn't. 163 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:33,960 Buffy! 164 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,440 Giles. 165 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,920 What is it? You look worried. 166 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,400 This vampire activity. I know what they're up to. 167 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,320 - We'll deal with it. - I hope it's that simple. 168 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,720 It is not to worry. Trust me. 169 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:50,640 I don't know. I've killed you once. It shouldn't be too difficult to do it again. 170 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:52,960 What? 171 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,760 Hello. 172 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,880 Mind if I come in? 173 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,880 Be my guest. 174 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,240 How are you? 175 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,760 Peachy. 176 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:51,400 So, is this a social call? It is kinda late... Or, well, it is for me. 177 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,120 What is it for you, lunch hour? 178 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,000 It's not a social call. 179 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,840 Ah, so let me guess. That means grave danger. 180 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,960 Gosh, it's good to be home. 181 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,400 I'm sorry. I wish I had better news. 182 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:11,480 So, some of your cousins are in town for a family barbecue, and we're all on the menu. 183 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:16,440 The Anointed One. He's been gathering forces somewhere in town. I'm not sure why. 184 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,880 Guess I'll find out soon enough, huh? 185 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,920 - You don't sound too concerned. - I can handle myself. 186 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,280 Besides, I could use a little action anyway. 187 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,840 Don't underestimate the Anointed One just because he looks like a child. 188 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,760 He has power over the rest of them. 189 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,680 They'll do anything for him. 190 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,400 Is that it? Is that everything? 191 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,520 Cos you woke me up from a really good dream. 192 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,120 Sorry. 193 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,680 I'll go. 194 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,680 I missed you. 195 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,640 I missed you... 196 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,800 # It doesn't matter what I want 197 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:21,600 # It doesn't matter what I need 198 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,680 # It doesn't matter... 199 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,160 How are your new classes? 200 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:31,880 Good. 201 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,480 Good. 202 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:39,360 Is there the slightest chance that if I asked you what was wrong you would tell me? 203 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,800 Course not. It would take the fun out of guessing. 204 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:52,640 # ..or where it leads 205 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,760 Angel stopped by? Wow! 206 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,280 Was there... I mean, was it having to do with kissing? 207 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,680 Willow, grow up. Not everything is about kissing. 208 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,320 Yeah, some stuff's about groping. 209 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,640 - It wasn't about groping? - OK, hormones on parade here? 210 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:14,480 It was pure shoptalk. Remember vampires, they walk by night? Am I ringin' a bell? 211 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,960 What did he say? 212 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,200 Something's up. 213 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,880 Nothing I can't handle. 214 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,440 D'you guys hear Cibo Matto are at the Bronze tonight? 215 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:27,080 - Cibo Matto! They're playing? - No, they'll be clog-dancing. 216 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,480 Cibo Matto can clog-dance? 217 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,240 - Oh, sarcasm. Right. - We should attend, no? 218 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,440 Oh, look. It's the Three Musketeers. 219 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,440 - Was that an insult? - Kinda lacked punch. 220 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,880 - The Three Musketeers were cool. - I see your point. 221 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,320 - I'd have gone with "Stooges". - I just meant you're always together. 222 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,600 - So, you fight any demons this summer? - Yes, our own personal demons. 223 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:55,360 - Such as lust and thrift. - I would have to go with "Stooges" also. 224 00:15:56,480 --> 00:16:00,720 What are you talking about? I'm talking about big demons that came from the ground. 225 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,880 Remember? Prom night? With all the vampires. 226 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:08,880 Cordelia, your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good. 227 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:13,440 No. See, we can't mention that stuff here, Buffy being the Slayer an' all. 228 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,720 You haven't been talking about our adventure, have you? 229 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:21,760 Are you nuts? You think I would tell people that I spent the whole evening with you? 230 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:27,480 Besides, it was so creepy. That Master guy, all the screaming. I don't like to think about it. 231 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,360 So, your secret's safe with me. 232 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,880 That works out great. 233 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,680 You won't tell anyone I'm the Slayer, and I won't tell anyone you're a moron. 234 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,920 - Now, that was a good insult. - A little too good. 235 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,520 What's up with her? 236 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,880 # Oooh! 237 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:55,880 # Don't want the boys 238 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,600 I just think something's up. 239 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,840 Willow, you're paranoid. 240 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,160 Buffy's never acted like this before. 241 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:08,640 - Ever since she got back, she's different. - Buffy's always been different. 242 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,680 She's never been mean. 243 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,600 Any sign of her? She said she was coming. 244 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:18,480 - No. The band's cool though. - Yeah, cool. 245 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,000 # We belong, yes, to-to-together 246 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,840 # We belong, yes, to-to-together... 247 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,560 You got something on your nose. 248 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,720 Don't just stand there. Dig! 249 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,520 We have to hurry. 250 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,280 The ground is consecrated. It burns. 251 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,360 Dig. 252 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,040 # The velocity of time 253 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,000 # Turns her voice into 254 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,720 # Sugar water 255 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,960 - Hi. - Hi. 256 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,880 So, is there danger at the Bronze? Should I beware? 257 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:12,240 I can't help thinkin' I've done somethin' to make you angry. 258 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,000 And that bothers me more than I'd like. 259 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,240 I'm not angry. I don't know where that comes from. 260 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,720 What are you afraid of? 261 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,320 Me? Us? 262 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,000 Could you contemplate getting over yourself for a second? 263 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,480 There's no "us". 264 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:33,680 Angel, I'm sorry if I was supposed to spend the summer mooning over you, but I didn't. 265 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,880 I moved on. 266 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,800 To the living. 267 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:42,520 Hey. 268 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:43,960 - Hey. - Hey. 269 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,960 What's wrong with Angel? 270 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,320 Beats me. 271 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,360 Let's dance. 272 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,240 O...K. 273 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,760 # When a black cat 274 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:07,600 # Crosses my path 275 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,720 # A woman in the moon 276 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,960 # Is singing to the earth 277 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,720 # A woman in the moon 278 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,080 # Is singing to the earth 279 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,000 # I'm riding on a camel 280 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,080 # That has big eyes 281 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:25,440 # The buildings are changing into coconut trees 282 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,920 # Little by little... 283 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,960 Xander? 284 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,560 Did I ever thank you for saving my life? 285 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,560 No. 286 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:41,760 # ..crosses my path... 287 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,720 # A woman in the moon... 288 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,000 Don't you wish I would? 289 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,960 # A woman in the moon 290 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,400 # Is singing to the earth 291 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,320 Buffy. 292 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,480 You're really campaigning for Bitch of the Year, aren't you? 293 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,520 As defending champion, you nervous? 294 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,280 I can hold my own. 295 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:29,120 You know, we've never been close, which is nice cos I don't like you that much, but... 296 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,400 ..you have, on occasion, saved the world, so I'm gonna do you a favour. 297 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,480 - And this great favour is? - I'm gonna give you some advice. 298 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,520 - Get over it. - Excuse me? 299 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,440 Whatever's causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. 300 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:49,840 Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 301 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,240 Cos soon you won't even have the loser friends you've got now. 302 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,320 I think it's time you start minding your own business. 303 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,560 It's long past. 304 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,080 Nighty-night. 305 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,880 I'll just see if Angel feels like dancing. 306 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,760 Ms... Ms Calendar? 307 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,240 Oh, God! Ms Calendar! 308 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,800 - She's possessed. - Possessed? 309 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,920 That's the only explanation that makes any sense. 310 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,000 You should have seen her last night. That wasn't Buffy. 311 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,440 Are we overlooking the idea that she may be attracted to me? 312 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,600 She's possessed. 313 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,080 - Possessed by what? - A possessing thing. 314 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,640 - That narrows it down. - You're the expert. 315 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,440 Maybe when the Master killed her, a bad-guy transference thing happened. 316 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,080 That's what it was! I mean, why else would she be acting as such a B-I-T-C-H? 317 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,400 Willow, we're all a little too old to be spelling things out. 318 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,600 A bitca? 319 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,040 Yes... 320 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:04,720 I suggest that the explanation for her behaviour may be something more mundane. 321 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,920 She may simply have what you Americans call "issues". 322 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,280 Her experience with the Master must have been traumatic. 323 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:19,120 She was, for a few minutes, technically dead. She hasn't dealt with it on a conscious level. 324 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,560 She's convinced herself that she's invulnerable... 325 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,440 - Interesting point on trout you brought up. - Trout? 326 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,440 Trout! Yes, trout... is a fish. 327 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,440 - Good morning. Did you sleep well? - Like a rock. 328 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,200 Master's gone. 329 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,360 - I'm sorry? - The Master. 330 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,080 I went by his grave last night and they have a vacancy. 331 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,640 - Good God. - Why would somebody want Master bones? 332 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,520 A trophy? A horrible conversation piece? 333 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,440 They're gonna bring him back. 334 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,240 They're gonna bring the Master back to life and you told me he was history. 335 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,280 Buffy, I-I've never heard of a revivification ritual being successful. 336 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,200 But you've heard of them?! Thanks for the warning. 337 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,920 Buffy, Giles did bury... 338 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,600 - This is Slayer stuff. Less from the civilians! - That's enough! 339 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:17,240 I believe some of us have class. And some of us have jobs. 340 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,480 Y-yes, well, I'll see you all in the library later. We'll continue this discussion. 341 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,800 About trout. 342 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,720 There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense. 343 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,560 No, actually, that would be one of the five. 344 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,160 That Summers girl. I smell trouble, I smell expulsion... 345 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,080 ..and just the faintest aroma of jail. 346 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,720 Before you throw away the key, give her the benefit of the doubt. 347 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,000 She may surprise you. 348 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,440 You really have faith in those kids, don't you? 349 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,800 Yes, I do. 350 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,000 Weird. 351 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,920 All right, I've got something. It's Latin, so bear with me. 352 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:13,280 To revive the vampire, they need his bones - which they have - 353 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,480 ..and the blood - this is very unclear - of the closest person... 354 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,000 - Someone connected to the vampire. - That'd be me. 355 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,760 - Perhaps. - We were close. 356 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,000 We killed each other. It really promotes togetherness. 357 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,840 Is there anything on when the ceremony... Whoa! 358 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,960 This is Cordelia's. 359 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,760 "Come to the Bronze before it opens, or we make her a meal." 360 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,120 They're gonna cook her dinner? 361 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,640 - I'll pretend I didn't say that. - What do we do? 362 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,560 - I go to the Bronze and save the day. - I don't like this. 363 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,200 - Well, you aren't going. - What do you mean? 364 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:59,440 I can't do it any more. I can't look after the three of you while I'm fighting. 365 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,000 - What about the rest of the note? - What rest of the note? 366 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:07,760 - The part that says "PS, this is a trap"? - You'll be playing straight into their hands. 367 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:12,080 - I can handle this. - Stop saying that! What's wrong with you? 368 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,320 Cordelia may be dead. 369 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,560 This is my fight. 370 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,760 You know, being stalked isn't really a big turn-on for girls. 371 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:40,640 - You need someone to watch your back. - Sure you don't mean my neck? 372 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,000 Why are you ridin' me? 373 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,200 Because I don't trust you. You're a vampire. 374 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:52,640 Oh, I'm sorry, was that an offensive term? Should I say "undead American"? 375 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,600 You have to trust someone. You can't do this alone. 376 00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,400 - I trust me. - You're not as strong as you think. 377 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,600 Think you can take me? 378 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,040 What? 379 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,480 Oh, come on. I mean, you must have thought about it. 380 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,400 What would happen if it came to a fight? You vampire, me the Slayer. 381 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,920 You must have wondered. 382 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,080 Well, why don't we find out? 383 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,320 - I'm not gonna fight you. - Come on. 384 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,400 Kick my ass. 385 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,920 Don't you have somewhere to be? 386 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,880 - I do. - Well, you're wastin' time. 387 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,360 Just stay out of my way. 388 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,600 Happy to oblige. 389 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,160 That's not Cordelia. 390 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,600 Cordelia couldn't make it. 391 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,680 - Where is she? - I'm not supposed to tell. 392 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,000 I don't like this. 393 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,080 - Don't like what? - There's the bait. 394 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,040 Where's the hook? 395 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,040 You're right. Why would they send just one? 396 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,920 We should have gone with her. 397 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,480 Buffy's about to lose it. We should try to reach minimum safe distance. 398 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,640 You know it's a trap. 399 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,360 The Latin is translated from the Sumerian, and rather badly. 400 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:59,600 "Closest" to the Master, actually translates as "nearest", physically. 401 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,200 The person or persons who were with him... 402 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,120 ..when he... 403 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,520 It is a trap. 404 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,760 It just isn't for her. 405 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,520 Watch her. Don't kill her unless you have to. 406 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,760 Buffy, what's going on? 407 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,720 I'll be back. 408 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:50,960 Xander! 409 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:52,960 What happened? 410 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,200 Vampires. The ones you could handle yourself. 411 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,480 - Where are the others? - I don't know. 412 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,440 I don't know what your problem is, what your issues are... 413 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,440 ..but as of now I officially don't care. 414 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:10,040 If you'd worked with us for five seconds, you coulda stopped this. 415 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,040 W-we just have to think. Where would they have taken them? 416 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,280 If they hurt Willow, I'll kill you. 417 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,040 Why did they take them and not you? 418 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,280 Giles said the ritual was, um... 419 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:35,280 They needed people who were close to the Master, physically close when he... 420 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,000 The ones who were with the Master when he died. 421 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,840 Giles, Willow, Cordelia. 422 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,760 Ms Calendar. 423 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,040 Odds are they've got a complete set by now. 424 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,520 We need to find out where. 425 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:48,600 How? 426 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,040 One more time: where are they? 427 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,400 You're too late. Your friends are dead. 428 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,840 Tell me where they are! 429 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,840 What are you gonna do? Kill me? 430 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,560 As a matter of fact... 431 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,480 ..yes. 432 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,520 But, since I won't kill you any time soon... 433 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:18,680 ..the question becomes how are we gonna pass the time till then? 434 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,880 So, one more time. 435 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,720 Begin. 436 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,840 Behold, these poor mortals. 437 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,480 Witnesses to our master's wretched demise. 438 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,480 They will breathe their last this night. 439 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:12,640 The blood that pours from their throats will bring new life to the Old One. 440 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,640 We gather for his resurrection... 441 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,920 ..for the dawn of this new hell. 442 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:25,320 Buffy! 443 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,120 Buffy, we gotta do something now, 444 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:33,160 - You two get the others out. - We need you to distract the vampires. 445 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,280 - Right. - What are you gonna do? 446 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:40,840 I'm gonna kill them all. 447 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,520 That oughta distract 'em. 448 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,320 For the Old One. For his pain. 449 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,400 - For the dark. - For the dark. 450 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,880 For the... Argh! 451 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,120 The sacrifices! Stop them! 452 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,000 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm OK. 453 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:29,200 - Where's Buffy? - She's workin' out her issues. 454 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,320 Enough! 455 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,520 Your day is done, girl. 456 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,640 I'll grind you into a sticky paste! 457 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:06,000 And hear you beg before I smash in your face. 458 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:11,880 So, are you gonna kill me, or are we just making small talk? 459 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,680 - It's over. - No, it's not. 460 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:40,240 It's OK. 461 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,520 It's OK. 462 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,040 What an ordeal. And you know what the worst part is? 463 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,840 - What? - It stays with you forever. 464 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:17,080 No matter what they tell you, none of that rust and blood and grime comes out. 465 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,880 I mean, you can dry-clean till Judgement Day, you are living with those stains. 466 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,720 That's the worst part of being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to kill you. 467 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,480 - The stains. - I hear ya. 468 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,600 - I don't think I can face them. - Hm? Oh, of course you can. 469 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,120 I can't! 470 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,800 What should I say? "Sorry I almost got your throat slit. What's the homework?" 471 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:44,040 - Punishing yourself like this is pointless. - It's entirely pointy. I was a moron. 472 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,680 I put my best friends in danger on the second day of school. 473 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:53,080 - So are you going to go and live in a cave? - Would it have cable? 474 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:59,360 Buffy, you acted wrongly, I admit that. But it's hardly the worst mistake you'll ever make. 475 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,520 That wasn't as comforting as it was meant to be. 476 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,800 Well, points for effort. 477 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,320 I'll see ya. 478 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,520 Hey, Buffy. 479 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,000 Hey. 480 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,280 We saved you a seat. 481 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,840 There's a rumour going around that Mr Cox is the most boring teacher in the world. 482 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,520 Like, I think he won a belt. 483 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,680 - Like, yes. - I hear he nods off a lot, so that's a plus. 484 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,800 - We Bronzin' it tonight? - Wednesday is kinda beat. 485 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:07,800 We could grind our enemies into powder with a sledgehammer, but we did that last night. 486 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,160 How about miniature golf? 487 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:18,160 - There's no course here. - OK, uh... miniature tennis? 488 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,560 I hate that girl.