1 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:04,120 In every generation, there is a Chosen One, 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:09,000 She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness, 3 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:11,320 She is the Slayer, 4 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:18,840 Is she dying? 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,120 I think she's singing. 6 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:22,720 To a telephone, in Hindi. 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:25,720 Now, that's entertainment. 8 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,520 Why is she singing? 9 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:32,640 She's sad because her lover gave her 12 gold coins. But the wizard cut open a bag of salt... 10 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:37,480 ..and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big maypole... fish thing. 11 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,600 Uh-huh. 12 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:43,680 - Why is she singing? - Lover? I thought that was her chiropractor? 13 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:47,840 Because of that thing he did with her feet? No, that was personal. 14 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:53,120 And we thought just because we didn't have any money, this'd be a lacklustre evening. 15 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:57,120 We could go to the Bronze, sneak in our own tea bags and ask for hot water. 16 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,000 Hop off the outlaw train, before you land us in jail. 17 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:04,000 I, for one, am giddy and up. There's a kind of hush all over Sunnydale. 18 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:06,920 No demons or vampires to slay. I'm here with my friends. 19 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,360 So how does the water buffalo fit in again? 20 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,160 Callie! Callie. 21 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,200 Where are you going? 22 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,000 The party's just gettin' started. 23 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:43,160 See? Dr Debbi says when a man is speaking, make serious eye contact and really listen. 24 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,200 And you laugh at everything he says. 25 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,160 - You dreamed about Angel again? - Third night in a row. 26 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,960 What did he do in the dream? 27 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,360 - Stuff. - Oh, stuff. 28 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:03,840 Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel his lips and smell his hair? 29 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,360 It had surround sound! 30 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:11,040 - I'm just thinking about him so much lately. - You two are so right for each other. 31 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,280 - Except for the, uh... - Vampire thing. 32 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,920 That doesn't make him a bad person... necessarily. 33 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:21,160 I'm brainsick. I can't have a relationship with him! 34 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:25,400 Not during the day, but you could ask him for coffee some night. 35 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:31,200 It's the non-relationship drink of choice. It's not a date. It's a caffeinated beverage. 36 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,560 OK, sure, it's hot and bitter, like a relationship that way, but... 37 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,560 - What's like a relationship? - Nothing I have. 38 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,120 Coffee. 39 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:42,160 There's no comparison between college men and high-school boys. 40 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,160 - I mean, look at that. - So, Cor, you're datin' college guys now? 41 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:50,520 Well, not that it's any of your business, but I happen to be dating a Delta Zeta Kappa. 42 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:55,480 Oh, an extraterrestrial. So that's how you get a date after you exhausted the human guys. 43 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,920 You'll go to college someday. 44 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:02,680 I just know your pizza-delivery career will take you so many exciting places. 45 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:12,320 Oh! I told Giles I'd meet him in the library ten minutes ago. 46 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,560 He won't be upset. Not much paranormal activity lately. 47 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:19,200 Just because the paranormal is more "normal" and less... "para" of late... 48 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:22,640 ..is no excuse for tardiness or letting your guard down. 49 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,000 - I haven't let my guard down. - Really? 50 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:29,120 You yawned your way through weapons training. You skipped hand-to-hand. 51 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:33,040 Are you going to be prepared if a demon springs up behind you and does this? 52 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,440 Well, I'm not a demon. 53 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,320 Which is why you should let go now. 54 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,240 Thank you. 55 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,720 When you live on top of a... a mystical convergence... 56 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,640 ..it's only a matter of time before a fresh hell breaks loose. 57 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:55,000 Now is the time you should train more strictly, hunt and patrol more keenly. 58 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,240 Hone your skills day and night. 59 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:01,880 And the slice of life that still belongs to me from 7:00 to 7:05 in the morning. 60 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:05,120 - Can I do what I want then? - Think I don't know what it's like to be 16? 61 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:11,120 No. I think you don't know what it's like to be 16, and a girl, and the Slayer. 62 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,080 Fair enough. No, I don't. 63 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:17,400 Or what it's like to have to stake vampires while you're having fuzzy feelings for one. 64 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,800 Taking on the undead doesn't do wonders for your social life. 65 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,280 That's exactly where being different comes in handy. 66 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,440 Who needs a social life when you have a hellmouth? 67 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:32,200 Yes! You have a duty, a purpose. You have a commitment in life. 68 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:37,040 - How many people your age can say that? - We talkin' foreign or domestic? 69 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,000 How about none? 70 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:42,120 Here's a hard fact of life: we all have to do things we don't like. 71 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:46,360 You have hand-to-hand this afternoon and patrol tonight, so come straight here... 72 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:50,160 ..and get your homework done, and don't dawdle with your friends. 73 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:55,120 And don't think sitting there pouting is gonna get to me, because it won't. 74 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:58,520 It's not getting to me. 75 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,320 Boy, what a long day. 76 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:06,080 - And you skipped three classes. - Yeah. And, of course, they flew by. 77 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,160 Buffy. 78 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,520 Aren't you supposed to be doing your homework in the library? 79 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,080 I'm dawdling... with my friends. 80 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,920 Works for me. 81 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,520 - You OK? - Jeez. 82 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,440 - Cordelia. - Hi, Richard. 83 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,320 Nice car. 84 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,720 We're having a get-together tomorrow night at the house. 85 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,960 It's gonna be a really special evening. 86 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:45,680 - Excuse me? - Oh. I would... I would love to go. 87 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,280 So, who's your friend? 88 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,280 Her? Oh, she's not my friend. 89 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:55,680 - She's amazing. - She's more like a sister. We're that close. 90 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,760 Why don't you introduce us? 91 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:01,560 OK. 92 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,760 OK, so tonight, channel 59: Indian TV. 93 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:07,680 Sex, lies, incomprehensible story lines. I'll bring the nuts. 94 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,520 Richard and his fraternity brother wanna meet you. 95 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,360 I don't wanna meet fraternity boys. 96 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,520 If there was a God, don't you think he'd keep it that way? 97 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,560 We were dawdlin' here! 98 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,920 - Hi, sweetheart. I'm Richard. And you are? - So not interested. 99 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:27,960 - Oh! She's such a little comedienne. - What? She likes to play hard to get? 100 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,880 No, Richard. I think you're playing easy to resist. 101 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,720 Feel free to ignore him. I do all the time. 102 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:40,480 I'm Tom Warner. I'm a senior at Crestwood College, and I... 103 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,840 And I just feel like a complete dolt meeting you this way, so... 104 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,640 ..here I stand in all my doltishness. 105 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:51,280 Right! Like she's gonna fall for that. 106 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,760 - I'm Buffy Summers. - Nice to meet you. 107 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,280 - Are you a senior here? - Junior. 108 00:08:56,760 --> 00:09:00,840 Oh, me too. Except that I'm a senior and I'm in college. 109 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:05,040 So we have that in common. And I major in history. 110 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:09,480 Mm, history stumps me. I've a hard enough time remembering what happened last week. 111 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,240 Nothin' happened last week - don't worry. I was there. 112 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,320 She's gonna walk away. 113 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,160 Now. 114 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,760 So, uh... 115 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:25,280 My friend invited your friend to a party we're having this weekend. 116 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,320 You know, he's not even really my friend. 117 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:32,360 I only joined the fraternity because my father and grandpa were in it before me. 118 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,640 It meant a lot to them. 119 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,760 OK, boots, start a-walkin'. 120 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:41,080 I talk too much. They're really dull parties full of really dull people. 121 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:45,480 So... would you like to come and save me from a really dull fate? 122 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,080 Oh, I wish I could, but... 123 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:51,560 - ..I'm sort of involved. - Oh, sure, of course you are. 124 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:55,040 Well, thanks for letting me ramble. 125 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,200 You know, people underestimate the value of a good ramble. 126 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:01,280 Buffy! 127 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,120 Oh, I gotta go. 128 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,880 - It was nice to meet you. - Oh. Same here. 129 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:26,880 I hate these guys. Whatever they want just falls into their laps. 130 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,200 - Don't you hate these guys? - Yeah. 131 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:34,760 With their charmed lives and movie-star good looks and more money than you can count... 132 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:36,800 I'm hating. 133 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,000 I'm going to attack you. 134 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,880 Word of warning for your own good: I won't be pulling any punches. 135 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,840 Please don't. 136 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,680 Good. So, um, you're on patrol. 137 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,200 And, uh, I'll see you in the morning. 138 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,200 There's blood on it. 139 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,880 Hi. 140 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,760 It's nice to... Blood? 141 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,640 I can smell it. 142 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:47,120 - It's pretty thin. Probably belonged to a girl. - Probably. 143 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,720 I-I was just thinking... 144 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:57,280 ..wouldn't it be funny some time to see each other when it wasn't a blood thing? 145 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,800 Not funny ha-ha. 146 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:04,080 - What're you saying? You want a date? - No. 147 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,560 - You don't want a date? - Who said date? I-I-I never said date. 148 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,040 - Right. You just wanna have coffee. - Coffee? 149 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,240 - I knew this was gonna happen. - What? What do you think is happening? 150 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,640 You're 16 years old. I'm 241. 151 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,680 - I've done the math. - You don't know what you want. 152 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:25,520 Oh, no, I think I do. I want out of this conversation. 153 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:30,520 Listen. If we date, you and I both know one thing's gonna lead to another. 154 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:36,680 One thing already has led to another. It's a little late to read me a warning label. 155 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,160 I'm trying to protect you. This could get out of control. 156 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,720 Isn't that the way it's supposed to be? 157 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,200 This isn't some fairy tale. 158 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:52,280 When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after. 159 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,400 No. 160 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,000 When you kiss me, I wanna die. 161 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,880 Buffy! Did you lose weight? 162 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:23,000 And your hair... All right, I respect you too much to be dishonest. The hair's a little... 163 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,560 Well, that really isn't the point here. 164 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,400 The Zeta Kappas need a certain balance at their party. 165 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:33,760 Richard explained it to me, but I was so busy "really listening" that I didn't hear much. 166 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:39,480 Anyway, the deal is they need you to go. And if you don't go, I can't. 167 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:45,120 I'm talking about Richard Anderson, as in Anderson Farms, Anderson Aeronautics... 168 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,320 ..and Anderson Cosmetics. 169 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:52,960 Well, you see why I have to go? 170 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,240 Buffy, these men are rich, and I am not being shallow. 171 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,600 Think of the poor people I could help with all my money. 172 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,840 - I'll go. - You'll go? 173 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:06,200 Great! I'll drive. Buffy, it's like we're sisters with really different hair. 174 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:13,040 - I pledge my life and my death. - I pledge my life and my death. 175 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,960 To the Delta Zeta Kappas and to Machida whom we serve. 176 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,200 To the Delta Zeta Kappas and to Machida whom we serve. 177 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,960 On my oath, before my assembled brethren. 178 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,880 On my oath, before my assembled brethren. 179 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:31,160 I promise to keep our secret from this day until my death. 180 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:35,520 I promise to keep our secret from this day until my death. 181 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:41,440 In blood I was baptised, in blood I shall reign, in his name. 182 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:45,400 In blood I was baptised, and in blood I shall reign... 183 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,280 ..in his name. 184 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,880 You're now one of us. 185 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,400 - In his name! - In his name! 186 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,800 - Brewski time! - Party! 187 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,840 What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? 188 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,280 - Please, let me go. - Let you go? 189 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,360 OK, let me think. Mm, no! 190 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,840 God, I love high-school girls. 191 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:31,000 You're going to the fraternity party? What made you change your mind? 192 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,080 - Angel. - He's going with you? 193 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,240 - She has a date with Angel! Isn't it exciting? - I'm elated. 194 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,720 I'm not going with Angel. I'm going with... 195 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,520 - Ye gods! Cordelia. - Cordelia? 196 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,720 Did I sound a little jealous just then? Cos I'm not really... 197 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,120 - Cordelia? - Cordelia's much better for you than Angel. 198 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,840 - What happened with Angel? - Nothing. As usual. 199 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,320 - A whole lot of nothing with Angel. - Bummer. 200 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:01,440 I don't understand. I mean, he likes you. More than likes. 201 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:05,280 - Angel barely says two words to me. - Don't you hate that? 202 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,600 - When he does, he treats me like I'm a child. - That bastard! 203 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,760 - At least Tom can cary on a conversation. - Yeah! 204 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,200 - Tom? Who's Tom? - The frat guy. 205 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:21,520 Oh, Buffy, I don't think so. Frying pan, fire? You know what I'm sayin'. 206 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,120 Will you be ready if a vampire's behind you? 207 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,680 Didn't see you three... creeping about. 208 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,640 Um, how did it go last night? 209 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,960 I found this. 210 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,080 - E-N-T. - I've seen something like that before. 211 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:04,040 It's broken in two. I don't know what the rest might have spelled. 212 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,440 - And there's blood on it. - Oh. I didn't see any. 213 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,440 - Angel showed up. He could smell it. - The blood? 214 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,560 There's a guy you wanna party with. 215 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,320 - Blood. - In Sunnydale. What a surprise. 216 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,360 OK, here's what we're gonna do. She should make the rounds again. 217 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,000 - We'll see who the bracelet belongs to. - Good idea. She'll patrol, we'll reconvene... 218 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,840 Uh, hello? "She" is standing right here! 219 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,360 - And she's not available. - Why not? 220 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,400 - This is more important... - I have homework to do. 221 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:41,200 And... my mom's not really feeling well and she could probably use my help. 222 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,600 And, to be truthful, I'm not feeling all that well myself. 223 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,360 Sorry. Of course, if-if you're not well... 224 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,240 I'll take an early pass this evening and one later, but for most of the evening... 225 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,440 You should stay home with your mother. 226 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,400 - Well, say it. - I'm not gonna say it. 227 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,160 - You lied to Giles. - Cos she will. 228 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,520 Look, I wasn't lying. I was just protecting him from information... 229 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,440 - ..that he wouldn't be able to digest properly. - Like a corn dog. 230 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,520 Like you don't have a sick mother, but you'd rather go to a party... 231 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:18,720 ..where there's gonna be drinking and older guys and probably an orgy. 232 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,520 Whoa! Since when do they have orgies? Why aren't I on the mailing list? 233 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:27,040 - There's no orgies. - I heard wild things go on at frat parties. 234 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,440 OK, look, seven days a week I'm busy saving the world. 235 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,040 Once in a great while I wanna have some fun. 236 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,040 And that's what I'm gonna have. Fun! 237 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,640 This isn't about fun. This is about duty. 238 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,040 Your duty to help me achieve permanent prosperity, OK? 239 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:46,040 Dos and don'ts: don't wear black, silk, chiffon or spandex. These are my trademarks. 240 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,800 Don't do that weird thing with your hair. 241 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,560 - What weird th... - Don't interrupt. 242 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,360 Do be interested if someone speaks to you. It may or may not happen. 243 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,680 But do be polite and laugh at the appropriate intervals. 244 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,680 Do lie to your mom about where we're going. There will be drinking. 245 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,680 Cor, you printing up business cards with your number, or just goin' with a halter top? 246 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,840 Oh, are we feeling a little envious? 247 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:15,960 You could belong to a fraternity of rich and powerful men... in the Bizarro World. 248 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,560 - D'you guys wanna join us? - Nah. I gotta digest an' all. 249 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:25,200 Make-up, make-up. Well, give it your all and keep to the shadows. 250 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,760 We're gonna have a blast! 251 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,520 I can't believe she lied to Giles. My world is all askew. 252 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,120 Buffy's lying? Buffy's going to frat parties? 253 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,320 That's not askew, that's cockeyed. 254 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,000 Askew means cockeyed. 255 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,200 Well, there's nothing we can do about it. We'll help Giles. 256 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,400 - I'm goin' to the party. - What? 257 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,920 I've got to keep an eye on Buffy. Those frat guys creep me. 258 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,200 You wanna protect her? 259 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,560 And prove you're as good as the rich guys? 260 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,520 - And maybe catch an orgy? - If it's on early. 261 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,640 Why do they park so darn close to you? 262 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:17,800 - Are you ready for this? - I don't know. Maybe this wasn't a good idea. 263 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,160 Me, too. Let's go. 264 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,280 Come on. 265 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,120 - Beaucoup babes! - Ooh, yeah! 266 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,360 You know what's so cool about college? The diversity. 267 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,880 You've got all the rich people and all of the other people. 268 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,560 - Richard! - Welcome, ladies. 269 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,800 Thank you. 270 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,840 - Oh. Is there alcohol in this? - Just a smidge. 271 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,120 Come on, Buffy. It's just a smidge. 272 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,800 - I'll just... - I understand. 273 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,080 At your age, I wasn't into grown-up things either. 274 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,200 Seen our multimedia room? 275 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:07,240 The one with the cherry-walnut panelling and the two 48-inch televisions? 276 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,680 - No. Wanna show me? - What about...? 277 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,640 Oh, her? She's happiest by herself. 278 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:26,000 # She walks into the room... 279 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:31,000 # All the guys' eyes are upon her 280 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,560 - Cheers. - # I think she's got her hungry eyes on you 281 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:44,000 # Yeah, you 282 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:52,720 # She said she runs with the wolves 283 00:21:56,200 --> 00:22:02,600 # She thinks she runs with the wolves 284 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,880 # Bend, and I'll break you 285 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:33,360 # Leave, and I'll take you back again 286 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,760 New girl! 287 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,000 - Easy, man. - Dance! 288 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,480 - Easy, man. - Come on, sweetheart. Yeah! 289 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,320 - Could I have this dance? - Come on! 290 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:55,520 # If she bends, then she breaks... 291 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,920 - Thanks for... - No. 292 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,960 We're not all a bunch of drunken louts. 293 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,320 Some of us are sober louts! 294 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,880 I'm really glad that you decided to come. 295 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,360 And you're not. 296 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,400 No. It's... 297 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,240 I shouldn't be here. 298 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,000 Because you're seeing someone. 299 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,440 No. 300 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,120 You're not seeing someone? 301 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,560 Someone's not seeing me. 302 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,080 So why shouldn't you be here? 303 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,160 Because I have obligations. 304 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,440 People that I'm responsible for... or to... or with... 305 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,480 It's complicated. 306 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:47,000 You're big on responsibility. I like that. But there's such a thing as being too mature. 307 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,440 You should relax and enjoy yourself once in a while. 308 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,960 You think I'm too mature? 309 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,640 I talk too much. Have you picked up on that yet? 310 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,000 Anyway, the, uh, Hulk is gone... 311 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,480 ..so you don't have to dance with me. 312 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,440 He might come back. 313 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:11,880 # She hates you, but then she makes a mistake 314 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,800 # Confused and a lot to take... 315 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,560 Godzilla's attacking downtown Tokyo! 316 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,360 Who's this dork? 317 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Never seen him before in my life. 318 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,160 We got us a crasher. 319 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:36,000 So, have either of you seen a pair of girls here? One's about... so high? 320 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,680 - Hey, guys. - New pledge. 321 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,760 - New pledge. - New pledge! 322 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,680 New pledge! New pledge! 323 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,760 You OK? 324 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,760 Yeah. I was just thinking. 325 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:22,400 To my Argentinian junk bonds that just matured into double digits. 326 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,560 To maturity. 327 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,360 What the hell. I'm tired of being mature. 328 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,720 - Bent. - Sent. 329 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,320 Rent. 330 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,520 Uh, Lent. Dent. 331 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,720 Went. Kent. 332 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,440 - Kent! That's it! - Her boyfriend's name was Kent. 333 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,760 No. Kent Preparatory School. Just outside of town. 334 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,480 That's where I've seen these bracelets. 335 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,600 - What are you doing? - Pulling up their school newsletter... 336 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,400 ..to see if there's anything about... 337 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,160 A missing girl. 338 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,000 Come on, dance, pretty boy! Keep it movin'. 339 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,520 Come on. Shake it! Don't break it! Wrap it up and I'll take it! 340 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,160 OK, big fun, guys. Who's next? 341 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,720 You are, dollface. Keep on dancing! All right! 342 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,880 Keep it up, yeah! Come on, keep it goin'! 343 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,840 Tom? 344 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,720 Ooh, sorry. 345 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,760 OK. 346 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,960 Nice bed. 347 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,920 Just need to stop spinning for... 348 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,320 Get away from her! 349 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,720 - I wasn't doing anything. - I saw you. 350 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:09,680 - I was just having a little fun. - She's not here for your fun, you pervert. 351 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,360 She's here for the pleasure of the one we serve. 352 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,000 In his name. 353 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,720 And that goes for the other one, too. 354 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,240 Callie Megan Anderson. 355 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,560 Missing for over a week. 356 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,840 No one's seen her. No one knows what happened to her. 357 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,880 This being Sunnydale and all, I guess we can rule out something good. 358 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,640 - I'm calling Buffy. - No! 359 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,440 - Why not? - Because Buffy... and her mother... 360 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:54,280 Are sick. You're right. There's no point in disturbing them until we know more. 361 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,280 You mean like if there are others? 362 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,800 Brittany Oswald, junior at St Michael's, disappeared a year ago. 363 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,760 So did Kelley Percell, sophomore at Grant. 364 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,720 - A year? - Almost to the day. 365 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,960 An anniversary or some other event significant to the killer. 366 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:18,240 - Killer? We don't know that there's a... - No, but this being Sunnydale and all... 367 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,520 Gulp. 368 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,040 We need to know where Buffy found that bracelet. 369 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,760 - We can begin our search there. - Good idea. Call Angel. 370 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:31,120 He was there when Buffy found it. We're gonna need all the help we can get. 371 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,320 - Party's over, jerkwater. - Wait. A friend of mine was here. 372 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,760 You know, in that light... 373 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,720 ..with that wig on an' all... 374 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,000 ..you're still butt ugly! 375 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,040 Buffy, where are we? 376 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,560 In the basement, as far as I can tell. 377 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,520 - What's happening? What did they do to us? - They drugged us. 378 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,920 Why? What are they gonna do to us? 379 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,360 - I don't know. - I wanna go home. 380 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,280 No one's going home. 381 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,000 Ever. 382 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,240 One of them's... different than the others. 383 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,240 Nicer. 384 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,360 Tom. 385 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,000 He's the one to watch out for. 386 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,280 - She's last. - Last? For what? 387 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,120 Who's first? 388 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,160 Answer me! 389 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,880 Who's first? 390 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,520 Three stones. 391 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,600 Three of us. 392 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,640 Buffy... 393 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,880 Stay calm. We'll get out of this. 394 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,080 Why did I ever let you talk me into coming here?! 395 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,920 She found the bracelet in the cemetery, near the south wall. 396 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,120 South wall. 397 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,680 What are you doing? 398 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:56,160 Oh, sorry. The reflection thing that you don't have. 399 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,600 Angel, how do you shave? 400 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:05,280 South wall, that's near the college and... the fraternity house! 401 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,320 - A fraternity? - Could they be taking these girls? 402 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,760 Let's get out there. 403 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,000 Buffy... 404 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,320 We don't know that it's concrete. Let's not disturb her... 405 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:19,200 ..is there! With Cordelia! They went to a party at the Zeta Kappa House. 406 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:21,960 - She lied to me? - Well... 407 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,440 Did... she have a date? 408 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,240 Well... 409 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:30,520 Well, why do you think she went to that party? Because you gave her the brushoff. 410 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,240 And you never let her do anything except work and patrol. 411 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,800 I know she's the Chosen One, but you're killing her with pressure. 412 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,800 I mean, she's 16 going on 40! 413 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,440 And you! You're gonna live for ever. You don't have time for a cup of coffee? 414 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,560 OK. 415 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,760 I don't feel better now, and we've gotta help Buffy. 416 00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,840 One day I'll have money, prestige, power. 417 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,040 And on that day, they'll still have more. 418 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,920 - Machida. - In his name. 419 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,200 We who serve you... 420 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,960 ..we who receive all that you bestow... 421 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,400 ..call upon you in this holy hour. 422 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,280 This holy hour. 423 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,240 We have no wealth... 424 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:30,680 - ..no possession, except what you give us. - Except what you give us. 425 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,800 We have no power... 426 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,440 ..no place in the world... 427 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,120 - ..except what you give us. - Except what you give us. 428 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:43,600 - What are they, some kind of cult? - Yeah. Psycho-cult. 429 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,600 - You've gotta do something. - It has been a year since our last offering. 430 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,000 A year in which our bounty overflowed. 431 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,680 We come before you with fresh offerings. 432 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,080 Offerings? He's talking about us? 433 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,840 Do you see anyone else chained up in here? 434 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,560 Accept our offering, dark lord. 435 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,000 And bless us with your power... 436 00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:11,040 - ..Machida! - Machida! 437 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,960 - What's down there? - Come forth... 438 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:20,120 ..and let your terrible countenance look upon your servants and their humble offering. 439 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,160 We call you, Machida. 440 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,120 In his name, Machida! 441 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,080 There's something down there and he's gonna throw us down there with it! 442 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,560 - I don't think so. - No? Well, that's good. That's... 443 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,080 I don't think we go to it. 444 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,400 I think it comes to us. 445 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,120 Oh, my God! 446 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:58,520 Come on, Buffy! 447 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,920 Oh, come on! 448 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,080 For he shall rise from the depths and we shall tremble before him. 449 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,760 He who is the source of all we inherit and all we possess. 450 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,080 - Machida. - Machida. 451 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:16,440 And if he is pleased with our offerings, then our fortunes shall increase. 452 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,560 Machida, let our fortunes increase. 453 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,160 And on the tenth day of the tenth month... 454 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,200 ..he shall be enhungered and we shall feed him. 455 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:32,520 Feed him?! Oh, no! 456 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,760 Looks like everyone's gone. 457 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,120 - Hey. - Hey! 458 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,680 What are you guys doing here? 459 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,520 A bunch of girls are missing. The Zeta Kappas may be involved. And Buffy. 460 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,360 Are you wearing make-up? 461 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:57,240 No. I think Buffy's still inside somewhere with Cordelia. Their car's still here. 462 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,040 - Why are you wearing that? - I found it in their trash. 463 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:05,280 I saw them wearing robes. They went down to the basement. I was gonna sneak in. 464 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,400 - They may be involved in a ritual. - With the missing girls. 465 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,800 With Buffy! 466 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,960 OK, that is the guy you wanna party with. 467 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,880 - Hey, Reptile Boy! - No woman speaks to him. 468 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,720 You don't want her. She's all skin and bones. Half an hour later you'll be hungry. 469 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,160 I told you to shut up! 470 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,920 You speak again, and I'll cut your throat. 471 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,320 Got locked out dumping the trash. 472 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,000 Let me in. I don't wanna miss the, uh... 473 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,320 - Come on. - You know what. Where are they? 474 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,680 Something's going on upstairs. Go! Go! 475 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,160 Feed, dark lord. 476 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,120 That's for the wig! That's for the bra! 477 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:44,120 Some guy's attacking Buffy with a sword! Also, there's a big snake! 478 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,520 That's for the make-up! And that's for the last 16½ years! 479 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,040 Guys! Buffy! Snake! Basement now! 480 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,080 You bitch! I'll serve you to him in pieces. 481 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,320 Tom, you talk too much. 482 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,880 Help! Help! 483 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,560 Let her go, Wormy! 484 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,200 You did it. 485 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,040 You saved us. 486 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,720 I've never been so happy to see anyone in my whole... 487 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,640 You guys, I just... 488 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,520 ..hate you guys. 489 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,160 The weirdest things always happen when you're around. 490 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:50,360 And you! You're goin' to jail for 15,000 years. 491 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,360 I told one lie. I had one drink. 492 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:09,000 Yes. And you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. 493 00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:12,640 The words "let that be a lesson" are a tad redundant at this juncture. 494 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,520 - I'm sorry. - So am I. 495 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,400 I... 496 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,880 I drive you too hard because I know what you have to face. 497 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,560 From now on, no more pushing, no more prodding. 498 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,920 Just, um... 499 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,800 ..an inordinate amount of nudging. 500 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,320 Come on, come on, hurry! 501 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,320 There you go. 502 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,040 Thank you, Jonathan. 503 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,200 Did we forget something? 504 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:54,600 Um... 505 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:58,080 ..cinnamon, chocolate, half-caf, non-fat. 506 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,120 Extra foam! 507 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,000 Young men are the only way to go. 508 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:15,760 Says here that they've all been sentenced to consecutive life sentences. 509 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:19,880 "Investigators found the bones of girls in a cavern beneath the frat house... 510 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,760 ..and older bones dating back 50 years." 511 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:26,080 "A number of corporations whose chairmen are former Delta Zeta Kappas... 512 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,840 ..are suffering from falling profits, IRS raids..." 513 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,800 Oh, "and suicides in the boardroom." 514 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,400 Starve a snake, lose a fortune. The rich really are different. 515 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,360 Have you heard from Angel? 516 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:43,120 When he got so mad about you being in danger, and changed into a... grrr... 517 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,600 ..it was the most amazing thing I ever saw. 518 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,440 - I mean, how many guys can... - Angel, Angel, Angel. 519 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,280 Does every conversation have to come round to that freak? Hey, how ya doin'? 520 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,720 Buffy. 521 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,160 - Angel. - Xander. 522 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,320 I hear this place, uh, serves coffee. 523 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,280 I thought maybe you and I should get some... sometime. 524 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,280 If you want. 525 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,320 Yeah. 526 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,600 Sometime. 527 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,320 I'll let you know. 528 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:22,160 # If she bends, then she breaks 529 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:28,080 # She loves you, but then she takes it away...