1 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,840 Come on, Mom! She's always late. 2 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,520 Are you lost? 3 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:27,680 No. 4 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,600 My mom's just supposed to pick me up, is all. 5 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,200 Do you want me to walk you home? 6 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,440 No, thank you. 7 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,000 My mummy used to sing me to sleep at night. 8 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,280 # Run and catch 9 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:46,760 # The lamb is caught in the blackberry patch 10 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,280 She had the sweetest voice. 11 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:57,120 What will your mummy sing when they find your body? 12 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,880 I'm not supposed to talk to people. 13 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:05,080 Oh. Well, I'm not a person, see? So that's just... 14 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:08,160 Run home. 15 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,680 My Angel! 16 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,960 Hello, Drusilla. 17 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:28,600 Do you remember the song Mummy used to sing me? 18 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,800 - Pretty. - I remember. 19 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,240 - Yes, you do. - Drusilla, leave here. 20 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:39,080 I'm offering you that chance. Take Spike and get out. 21 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,880 Or you'll hurt me? 22 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,720 No. No, you can't. Not any more. 23 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,920 If you don't leave, it'll go badly... for all of us. 24 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,480 My dear boy's gone all away, hasn't he? 25 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,480 To her. 26 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,480 Who? 27 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,600 The girl. The Slayer. 28 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,800 Your heart stinks of her. 29 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:23,920 Poor little thing. She has no idea what's in store. 30 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:30,320 This can't go on, Drusilla. It's gotta end. 31 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,280 Oh, no, my pet. 32 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,760 This is just the beginning. 33 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,320 - It's a secret. - What kind of a secret? 34 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,200 The kind where I don't actually tell you what it is. 35 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:01,360 It's customary that when two people go out, they both know where they're going. 36 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,360 Come on! Where is your sense of adventure? 37 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,000 How will I know what to wear? 38 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,200 Do you own anything else? 39 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:14,920 - Er, well, not as such, no. - Rupert, you're gonna have to trust me. 40 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:19,280 - All right. I'll put myself in your hands. - That sounds like fun. 41 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,680 - OK, tomorrow night. 7:30, right? - Yes. 42 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:24,440 Hey. 43 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:28,720 - Hello. Did we... hunt last night? - I did a couple of quick sweeps downtown. 44 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:32,280 - Any encounters? - Nothing vampirey. 45 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:36,880 I've been researching your friend Spike. The profile is fairly unappetising. 46 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,680 I still haven't got a bead on why he's here. 47 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:43,920 - You'll figure it out. - You all right? You seem a little glum. 48 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,680 - I'm fine. - Why don't you take the night off? 49 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:52,160 - OK. That'd be nice. - You could spend some time with Angel. 50 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,520 I don't know. He might have other plans. 51 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:07,440 - Louis XVI was just a weak king. - Any other impressions? 52 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:12,000 I don't see why everyone picks on Marie Antoinette. I can so relate to her. 53 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,160 She worked hard to look that good and people don't appreciate the effort. 54 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:18,920 And I know the peasants were all depressed. 55 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,320 I think you mean "oppressed". 56 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:27,800 Whatever. They were cranky. So they're like "Let's lose some heads!" That's fair. 57 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:32,480 And Marie Antoinette cared about them. She was gonna let them have cake. 58 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:37,320 A very interesting perspective. Would anyone else like to comment? 59 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:44,800 I don't know. I don't think so. They seemed pretty friendly. 60 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,320 - Who's friendly? - No one. 61 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,880 - Angel and a girl. - Do we have to be in total share mode? 62 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:53,000 Hey, if Angel's doing something wrong, I wanna know. 63 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,680 - Cos it gives me a happy. - I'm glad someone has a happy. 64 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,240 Oh, you just need cheering up. And I know just the thing. 65 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:04,000 - Crazed dance party at the Bronze! - I don't know. 66 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,800 Very calm dance party at the Bronze? 67 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,000 Moping at the Bronze? 68 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:14,480 I'd suggest a box of Oreos dunked in apple juice, but maybe she's over that. 69 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:17,280 - Ford? - Hey, Summers. How you been? 70 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,880 - Oh, my God! What are you doing here? - Matriculating. 71 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:23,440 - Huh? - I'm finishing my senior year at Sunnydale. 72 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,080 - Dad got transferred. - This is great! 73 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,360 Do you think so? I didn't think you'd remember me. 74 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:33,160 Remember you? Duh! We only went to school together for seven years! 75 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,360 - You were my fifth-grade crush. - So! You two know each other? 76 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,360 Oh, I'm sorry. Um, this is Ford. 77 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,320 Billy Fordham, this is Xander and Willow. 78 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,600 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 79 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,680 Uh, Ford and I went to Hemery together in LA. 80 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:50,720 - And now you're here. - Dad got the transfer and... boom! 81 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:53,120 He dragged me out of Hemery and put me here. 82 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,920 - So you two were sweeties in fifth grade? - Not even! 83 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,800 - Ford wouldn't give me the time of day. - I was a manly sixth-grader. 84 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:05,840 - Couldn't be bothered with a girl that young. - It was terrible. I moped over you for months. 85 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:10,920 Sitting in my room listening to that Divinyls song "I Touch Myself". 86 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,920 Of course, I had no idea what it was about! 87 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,920 Hey, are you busy tonight? We're going to the Bronze. 88 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,480 It's the local club and you have to come. 89 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:24,720 I'd love to, but if you guys already had plans, would I be imposing? 90 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,560 - Oh, only in the literal sense. - OK, then! 91 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,360 I gotta find the admissions office. 92 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,120 I'll take you there and I'll see you guys in French. 93 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,760 It's good to meet you. 94 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:41,160 This is Ford, my bestest friend of all my friends! 95 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,240 Jeez, doesn't she know any fat guys? 96 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,840 Oh, that's what that song is about?! 97 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,920 - Ford, you made it. - It wasn't hard to find. 98 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:03,440 Ford was just telling us about the ninth grade beauty contest and the swimsuit competition. 99 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:08,520 Oh, my God, Ford, stop! The more people you tell, the more people I have to kill. 100 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,680 You can't touch me. I know all your darkest secrets. 101 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,640 - Care to make a small wager on that? - I'm gonna get a drink. 102 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:17,440 Ford... try not to talk. 103 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:26,320 - Oh. - Hey. I was hoping you'd show. 104 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:30,800 - That's Angel. - He's Buffy's beau. Her special friend. 105 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,440 He's not in school, right? He looks older than her. 106 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,000 You're not wrong. 107 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,000 So... 108 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:42,200 - ..what did you do last night? - Nothin'. 109 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:46,120 Nothing at all? You ceased to exist? 110 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,640 No, I mean I stayed in, read. 111 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,280 Oh. 112 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,160 - Didn't want that soda after all? - Not thirsty. 113 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,760 - Hey, Angel. - Hi. 114 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:08,280 - This is Ford. We went to school in LA. - Nice to meet you. 115 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,480 - Whoa! Cold hands. - You're not wrong. 116 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:17,080 - So, you're here visiting Buffy? - No, I'm actually here to stay. 117 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:21,040 - We've just moved down. - Hey, Angel, do you wanna play? 118 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:25,080 You know, it's getting really crowded in here tonight. I'm a little hot. 119 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:28,160 - You wanna take a walk? - Um, sure. That'd be nice. 120 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,960 OK, then. I'll... see you tomorrow. 121 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,560 - Good night. - Take care. 122 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:41,120 - OK, once more, with tension. - He just moved here? 123 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,240 Yeah, and boy, does he move fast! 124 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:46,240 Well, Angel, we could still play. 125 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,280 See? You made him do that thing where he's gone! 126 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,640 So... that was your boyfriend? 127 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,800 No... Uh, yeah. 128 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,360 Maybe. 129 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,120 - Can we lay off the tough questions? - Sorry. 130 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,680 What else do you do for fun around here? 131 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:12,520 Um... My purse! I left my purse at the Bronze. Could you get it for me? 132 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,840 - Uh , OK. - Good. 133 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,640 Run! Thanks. 134 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,160 No! 135 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,000 - What's goin' on? - Um... 136 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,280 There was a... cat. A cat, here. 137 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,680 And, um, then there was... another cat. 138 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:13,400 And they fought. The cats. And then they left. 139 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,720 Oh. I thought you were just slaying a vampire. 140 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,760 What? Whatting a what? 141 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,280 I know, Buffy. You don't have to lie. 142 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,840 I've been trying to figure out the right time to tell you. 143 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,080 I know you're the Slayer. 144 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,640 - Just like that, he told you? - Just like that, 145 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,240 He found out before I got booted from Hemery. 146 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,520 Wow! It's neat! 147 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,640 - Is it neat? - Yeah, I guess it is. 148 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:44,200 I don't have to constantly worry he's going to find out my dark secret. 149 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,400 And it just makes everything... easier. 150 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,840 - Ford? Hi, Ford. - Hey. 151 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,320 - Well, how did it go? - It went good. 152 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,880 Good? That's it? That's all? 153 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,480 - Well, when are we...? - Soon. Soon. 154 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:40,920 You could give me more information. I'm trusting you. I'm out on a limb. 155 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,520 The lease is almost up. Who's gonna cover it? 156 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,880 - Marvin... - Diego! 157 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,880 Come on, it's Diego now. 158 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:52,880 Diego. Ritalin. Everything's gonna be fine. 159 00:12:56,320 --> 00:13:00,480 Just make sure you're ready when I say. True believers only. 160 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,120 - I can't wait. - I still think I should be in on the plan. 161 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,040 Diego, you gotta trust me. 162 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,480 All right, 163 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:14,000 A couple of days, and we'll do the two things every teen should have the chance to do. 164 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,120 Die young... 165 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:19,440 ..and stay pretty. 166 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,240 So... 167 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,800 ..you play your wits against mine, 168 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:34,720 Me, who commanded armies hundreds of years before you were born, 169 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:37,920 Fools! 170 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:50,680 - Oh! Angel, what are you doing here? - I wanted to talk to you. 171 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,080 Oh, well... 172 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:58,200 - Well? - I can't. Unless you invite me, I can't come in. 173 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,720 Oh! Well, OK... I invite you... to come in. 174 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,880 - If this is a bad time, I... - No! I just... 175 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,200 I'm not supposed to have boys in my room. 176 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,840 I promise to behave myself. 177 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,040 OK. Good. 178 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,920 - I guess I need help. - Help? You mean, like, on homework? 179 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,520 No, cos you're old and you already know stuff. 180 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,600 I want you to track someone down... on the Net. 181 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,960 Oh! Great! I'm so the Net girl. 182 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:35,720 I just wanna find everything I can: records, affiliates... I'm not even sure what I want. 183 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,960 - Great, what's the name? - Billy Fordham. 184 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:43,400 Uh, Angel, if I say something you really don't wanna hear... 185 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,320 ..do you promise not to bite me? 186 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:51,280 - Are you gonna tell me that I'm jealous? - Well, you do sometimes get that way. 187 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,080 You know, I never used to. 188 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,920 Things used to be pretty simple. 189 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,720 A hundred years... just hanging out, feeling guilty... 190 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,760 ..really honed my brooding skills. 191 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,040 Then she comes along. 192 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,160 Yeah, I get jealous. 193 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:14,000 But I know people, and my gut tells me this is a wrong guy. 194 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,480 OK, but if there isn't anything weird... 195 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,840 - Hey, that's weird. - What? 196 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:24,520 I just checked the school records and he's not in them. 197 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,920 I mean, usually they transfer your grades, but he's not even registered. 198 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,120 - You said he was in school with you. - Let me see if I can... 199 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,640 - Willow, are you still up? - Go! 200 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,240 Uh, I'm just going to bed now, Mom! 201 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,040 Come by tomorrow at sunset. I'll keep looking. 202 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,440 - Don't tell Buffy what we're doing. - You want me to lie to her? 203 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,240 Just don't bring it up till we know what's what. 204 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,000 - OK. It's probably nothing. - That'd be nice. 205 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,840 Willow! 206 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,440 - What's up? - Nothing. 207 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:09,760 - You wanna hang? We're cafeteria bound. - I-I'm gonna do work in the computer lab... 208 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,560 ..on schoolwork that I have. 209 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,840 - So I cannot hang just now. Hi, Ford. - Morning. 210 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,400 - OK, Will, fess up. - What? 211 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:23,640 Are you drinking coffee again? Cos we've talked about this. 212 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:28,320 It makes me jumpy. I... have to go... away. 213 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,800 - Nice girl. - There aren't two of those! 214 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,680 Buffy! Erm... Yes, er... 215 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,560 Miss Calendar and I are going... somewhere tonight. 216 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:43,760 She's given me the number of her beeper thingy, er, in case you need me... 217 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,840 ..for, erm, study help... suddenly. 218 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,080 - He knows, Giles. - What? 219 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,560 - Ford knows I'm the Slayer. - I know. 220 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,160 Oh. Er, very good, yes. 221 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,320 Buffy? Excuse me. 222 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,680 You're not by any chance betraying your secret identity... 223 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,680 ..just to impress cute boys, are you? 224 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,600 I didn't tell him. He knew. 225 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,280 Oh. Er, right then. Just remember, if you... 226 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:17,160 Go! Experience this thing called fun. I'll try not to have a crisis. 227 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:24,320 And on your right, once again, the beautiful campus. 228 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,240 You've now seen everything in Sunnydale. 229 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,520 Well, it's really... 230 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:33,040 - Feel free to say "dull". - OK. Dull is good. 231 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,680 Or maybe not so dull. 232 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,520 Is that more vampires? 233 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,880 It must be the weather. 234 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,480 Stay close to me. 235 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,800 - Maybe they were just passing through. - I don't think so. 236 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,920 You got one chance to live. Tell me what I wanna know and I'll let you go. 237 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,160 - Where's the other one? - I killed her. 238 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:34,440 I killed her and she just turned to dust. It was... amazing. 239 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:41,960 The only thing I could find was this address. The Sunset Club. Still nothing incriminating. 240 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,080 No paper trail or records. That's incriminating. 241 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:49,440 - Yeah, I'm with Dead Boy on this one. - Could you not call me that? 242 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,160 We're friends of Ford's. 243 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,960 - Boy, we blend right in. - No way do we stick out like sore thumbs. 244 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,000 Let's look around. You guys check out downstairs. 245 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,240 Sure thing, Bossy the Cow! 246 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,760 - OK, but do they really stick out? - What? 247 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,080 Sore thumbs. Do they stick out? Have you ever seen a thumb... 248 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:23,960 - ..and gone "Wow! That baby is sore"? - You have too many thoughts. 249 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,360 Hi. 250 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,040 Are you noticing a theme here? 251 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,480 As in "vampires, yay"?. 252 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,600 That's the one. 253 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,560 - You guys are newbies, I can tell. - Oh, no. We come here all the time. 254 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,920 Don't be ashamed. It's cool that you're open to it. 255 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,560 We welcome anyone interested in the lonely ones. 256 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,520 - The lonely ones? - Vampires. 257 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,560 Oh, we usually call them the nasty, pointy, bitey ones. 258 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,080 Many people have that misconception. 259 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:04,640 But they who walk with the night are not interested in harming anyone. 260 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,720 They are... creatures above us, exalted. 261 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,080 You're a fool. 262 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,040 You don't have to be so confrontational about it. 263 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,320 Other viewpoints than yours may be valid, you know. 264 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,680 Nice meeting you. 265 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:26,280 - You really are a people person. - Now nobody will talk to us! 266 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,840 I've seen enough. I've seen this type before. 267 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,920 They're children with stories of friendly vampires... 268 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,960 - ..to comfort themselves in the dark. - Is that so bad? 269 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,400 These people know nothing about vampires! What they are... 270 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,080 ..how they live, how they dress. 271 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:49,800 I love a good diatribe, but I'm still curious why Ford, bestest friend of the Slayer... 272 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:54,760 - ..is hangin' with vampire wannabes. - Something's up with him. You're right. 273 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,400 Sorry to beep you in the middle of stuff... 274 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,440 - ..but it seemed really weird. - No, you did the right thing. Absolutely. 275 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,480 - You hated it that much? - No, but... 276 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,920 ..vampires on campus could have implications. Very grave. 277 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,960 - You could have just said something. - No, honestly, I've... 278 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,400 ..I've always been interested in... in monster trucks. 279 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,000 - Monster trucks? - I thought it would be a change. 280 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,280 - It was a change. - We could have just left. 281 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,560 And miss the nitro-burning funny cars? Couldn't have that. 282 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,760 OK, can we get back on the vampire tip here? They were here with a purpose. 283 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:35,680 Yes, and we must ascertain what that purpose is. 284 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,000 - Where's your friend? - I sent him home. 285 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,600 Good. The less he's involved in all this, the safer he'll be. 286 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,000 He did bag a vamp his first time out. 287 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,080 Gotta give him credit for... that. 288 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,720 Something wrong? 289 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,800 - Who's this? - Erm, she's called... Drusilla. 290 00:21:56,080 --> 00:22:00,600 A sometime paramour of Spike's. She was killed by an angry mob in Prague. 291 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:05,360 Well, they don't make angry mobs like they used to, cos this girl's alive. 292 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,560 - I saw her with Angel. - With Angel? 293 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,840 Isn't he supposed to be a good guy? 294 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,520 - Yeah. He is. - I think we need to read up on this nice lady. 295 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:19,000 Well, some of my newer volumes may be more helpful. My own research has... 296 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,920 - Are you guys OK? - A book! It took one of my books. 297 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,200 At least someone in this school is reading. 298 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,400 He said he killed it. 299 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,960 That's the vampire Ford said he killed. 300 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:48,120 You sing the sweetest little song... Won't you sing for me, hm? 301 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,360 Don't you love me any more? 302 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,960 Darling. I heard a funny thing just now. 303 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:01,040 Lucius tells me that you went out on a hunt the other night. 304 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,320 My tummy was growly... and you were out. 305 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,200 Come on. 306 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:13,400 - I'll pout if you don't sing. - You, um, meet anyone? 307 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:18,120 Anyone interesting? Like Angel? 308 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,600 - Angel... - Yeah. 309 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,560 So... 310 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,480 What might you guys have talked about, then? 311 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,800 Old times? Childhood pranks? 312 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,760 It's a little off, you two so friendly, him being the enemy and all that. 313 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:41,080 - I'll give you a seed if you sing. - The bird's dead, Dru. 314 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:45,680 You left it in a cage and you didn't feed it and now it's dead, just like the last one. 315 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,760 Oh, I'm sorry, baby. 316 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,000 Look, I'm a bad, rude man. 317 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,800 I just don't like you goin' out, that's all. You are weak. 318 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:05,120 Would you like a new bird? One that's not dead? 319 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,240 This is so cool! 320 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,320 - I would totally live here! - Do I have anyone on watch here? 321 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,120 It's called security, people! Are you all asleep? 322 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,520 Or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers? 323 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,320 - I know who you are. - Yeah, I know who I am too. So what? 324 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,320 I came looking for you... Spike. 325 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,840 You've got a real death wish. 326 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,440 It's almost interesting. 327 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,880 Oh, this is great! 328 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,000 This'll be very useful. 329 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,560 - So, how did you find me? - That doesn't matter. 330 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,280 I've got something to offer you. 331 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,120 Is this the part where you take out a watch... 332 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:56,880 ..and say I've got 30 seconds to convince you not to kill me? It's traditional. 333 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,600 Well, I don't go much for tradition. 334 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,200 Wait, love. 335 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,320 Well? 336 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,600 Oh, come on. Say it! It's no fun if you don't say it. 337 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,000 What?! Oh... 338 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,920 You've got 30 seconds to convince me not to kill you. 339 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,640 Yes! See, this is the best. 340 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,680 I wanna be like you. A vampire. 341 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,520 I've known you for two minutes and I can't stand you. 342 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,800 I don't feature you livin' for ever. Can I eat him now, love? 343 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,680 Well, feature this. I'm offering you a trade. 344 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,520 You make me a vampire... 345 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,080 ..and I give you the Slayer. 346 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,600 Buffy. May I come in? 347 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:02,640 Sure. I thought once you'd been invited, you could always just walk in. 348 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,200 I can. I was just being polite. 349 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,160 - We need to talk. - Do we? 350 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,880 - It's about Ford. He's not what he seems. - Who is these days? 351 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,120 - Willow looked on the computer. - Willow? 352 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,680 - We found this address, went with Xander... - And Xander? 353 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:26,360 Wow! Everybody's in. It's like a great big, exciting conspiracy. 354 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:31,680 - What are you talkin' about? - About the people I trust. Who's Drusilla? 355 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,640 And don't lie to me. I'm tired of it. 356 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,960 - Some lies are necessary. - For what? 357 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,520 Sometimes the truth is worse. Live long enough, you find that out. 358 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:47,280 I can take it. I can take the truth. 359 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,080 Do you love me? 360 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,840 What? 361 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,840 Do you? 362 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,440 I love you. 363 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,560 I don't know if I trust you. 364 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:10,480 - Well, maybe you shouldn't do either. - Maybe I'm the one who should decide! 365 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,400 I did a lot of unconscionable things when I became a vampire. 366 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,400 Drusilla was the worst. 367 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,760 She was... an obsession of mine. 368 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:31,200 She was pure and... sweet and chaste. 369 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,160 And you made her a vampire. 370 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,240 First I made her insane. 371 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,040 Killed everybody she loved. 372 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,280 Visited every mental torture on her I could devise. 373 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,680 She eventually fled to a convent. 374 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,720 And on the day she took her holy orders... 375 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,400 ..I turned her into a demon. 376 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,480 Well... 377 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,920 ..I asked for the truth. 378 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,680 Ford's part of some society that reveres vampires. 379 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,040 Practically worships them. 380 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,760 I don't know what he wants from you. 381 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,800 But you can't trust him. 382 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,240 Buffy! 383 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,240 - Ford. - I had a great time last night. 384 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,840 Well, an interesting time. 385 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,080 - I'm glad. - Do you wanna go out again tonight? 386 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,360 - Not busy. - I sort of had an idea. It's, uh... it's a secret. 387 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,720 I kinda wanna surprise you. 388 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,560 - I like surprises. - Can you meet me here? 389 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,640 - Sure. - At nine? 390 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,840 At nine. 391 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,880 It's gonna be fun. 392 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,840 Buffy! 393 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,840 Did, uh, Angel... 394 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,760 He told me everything. 395 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,640 When Angel came to my room, he was just really concerned for you. 396 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,960 We didn't wanna say anything in case we were wrong. 397 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,880 Did you find out what Ford is up to? 398 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,440 I will. 399 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,840 Angel was in your bedroom?! 400 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,280 Ours is a forbidden love. 401 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,880 - Chanterelle, is everything ready? - Of course! It's ready. Hi. 402 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,200 - I took care of it. I always take care of it. - Is it time? Tonight? 403 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,040 - Are you nervous? - Yes. 404 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,800 No. I'm... ready for the change. 405 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,080 Do you really think they'll bless us? 406 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,800 I know they will. 407 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,280 - Are your friends comin'? - What are you talkin' about? 408 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,440 Came last night. Two guys and a girl. 409 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,880 - One was mean. - Why didn't you tell me? 410 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:20,160 I have to do everything around here. Sorry, Mr Flawless Plan Guy. It slipped my mind. 411 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:25,240 It's gonna be all right, isn't it? They're not gonna let us down? 412 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,280 - It's gonna be fine. - I need them to bless me. 413 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,200 - It's gonna be fine. - No. 414 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,080 It's really not. 415 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,240 It's kinda draughty in here. 416 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,520 I'm sorry, Ford. I just couldn't wait till tonight. 417 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,960 - I'm rash and impulsive. It's a flaw. - We all have flaws. 418 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,280 I'm still a little fuzzy on exactly what yours is. 419 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,200 I think it has to do with being a lying scumbag. 420 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,880 Everybody lies. 421 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,680 What do you want, Ford? What's this all about? 422 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:03,160 - I really don't think you'd understand. - I don't need to. I just need to know. 423 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,680 I'm gonna be one of them. 424 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:09,000 - You wanna be a vampire? - I'm going to. 425 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:13,560 You know, vampires are a little picky about who they change ov... 426 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,440 You were gonna offer them a trade! 427 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,160 I don't think I wanna talk any more. 428 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:26,040 Yeah, well I still feel awfully chatty. You were gonna give them me - tonight! 429 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,040 - Yes. - You had to know I'd figure it out. 430 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,560 Actually, I was counting on it. 431 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:46,480 - What's supposed to happen tonight? - This is so cool! It's like it played in my head. 432 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:52,600 You know the part where you ask me what's supposed to happen? It's already happening. 433 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:04,800 Rigged up special. Once it's closed it can only be opened from the outside. 434 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,800 As soon as the sun sets, they'll be comin'. 435 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,240 - Ford, if these people are still around... - We'll be changed. All of us. 436 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:17,520 We'll ascend to a new level of consciousness, become like them - like the lonely ones. 437 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,280 This is the end, Buffy. 438 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,160 No one gets outta here alive. 439 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:34,440 - There's gotta be another way out of here. - This is a bomb shelter, Buffy. 440 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:39,080 I knew I wasn't gonna be able to overpower you, but this is three feet of concrete. 441 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,560 - At least let the others go. - Why are you fighting this? 442 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,280 - It's what we want. - It's a chance for immortality. 443 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,960 This is a beautiful day. Can't you see that? 444 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:52,440 What I see is, right after the sun goes down, Spike and all of his friends pigging out... 445 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,800 - ..at the all-you-can-eat moron bar. - I think we should gag her. 446 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,080 - I think you should try. - She's an unbeliever. She taints us. 447 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,640 I am trying to save you! 448 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,680 You are playing in serious traffic. Do you understand that? 449 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,480 You're going to die, and the only hope you have of surviving this... 450 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:14,760 ..is to get out of this pit right now and... My God! Could you have a dorkier outfit? 451 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,320 You gotta back her up, D. You look like a big ninny. 452 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,520 6:27. Sunset. 453 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:34,080 Everybody spread out. Two on the door. Top priority is the Slayer. 454 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,520 Everything else is fair game, but remember to share, people. 455 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,800 Are you sure you're up for this? 456 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,560 I want a treat. I need a treat. 457 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:47,080 And a special one you'll have. 458 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,280 Lucius, bring the car around. 459 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,800 - Hey, you never give up, do you? - No, I don't. 460 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,960 It's a good quality in a person. Too many people just take it, but us... 461 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,960 - Us? We have something in common now? - More than you think. 462 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:08,400 OK, well, let me explain something to you. You're what we call "the bad guy". 463 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,160 I guess I am. 464 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:16,680 These people aren't gonna get changed, are they? The rest of them, they're just fodder. 465 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,600 Technically, yes. But... I'm in. 466 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:25,200 - I will become immortal. - I've got a newsflash for you, brain trust. 467 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:30,000 That's not how it works. You die and a demon sets up shop in your old house. 468 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:34,480 And it walks and it talks and it remembers your life, but it's not you. 469 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:39,120 - It's better than nothin'. - And your life is nothing? 470 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,400 Ford, these people don't deserve to die! 471 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,400 Well, neither do I! 472 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:49,520 But apparently no one took that into consideration, cos I'm still dyin'. 473 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,000 I look good, don't I? 474 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,800 Well, let me tell you somethin'. I got maybe six months left... 475 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,200 ..and by then, what they buy won't even look like me. 476 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,760 I'm gonna be bald and shrivelled and I'll smell bad. 477 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,520 Now I'm not goin' out that way. 478 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,960 I'm sorry, Summers. Did I screw up your righteous-anger riff? 479 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,440 Does the nest of tumours liquefying my brain kinda spoil the fun? 480 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,200 I'm sorry. 481 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,800 I had no idea. 482 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,680 But what you're doing is still very wrong. 483 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,600 You try vomiting for 24 hours because the pain in your head is so intense... 484 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:46,120 ..and then... we'll discuss the concept of right and wrong. 485 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,560 These people are sheep. 486 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,520 They wanna be vampires cos they're lonely... 487 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,880 ..miserable... or bored. 488 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,320 - I don't have a choice. - You have a choice. 489 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,040 You don't have a good choice, but you have a choice. 490 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,600 You're opting for mass murder, and nothing you say makes that OK! 491 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:13,120 - You think I need to justify myself to you? - This is all part of your little fantasy drama! 492 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,200 Isn't this exactly how you imagined it? 493 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,440 You tell me how you've suffered, and I feel sorry for you. 494 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:27,440 Well, I do feel sorry for you. And if those vampires start feeding, I'll kill you myself! 495 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,800 You know what, Summers? 496 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,680 I really did miss you. 497 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,240 Ford... help me stop this. 498 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,560 Please. 499 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,920 People, listen to me! 500 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:03,120 This is not the mother ship! This is ugly death come to play... 501 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,800 Take them all. Save the Slayer for me. 502 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,160 Spike! 503 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:11,520 Everybody stop! 504 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:18,840 Good idea. Now you let everybody out or your girlfriend fits in an ashtray. 505 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,600 Let them go. 506 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,400 Down the stairs. 507 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,560 Uh, where's the doorknob? 508 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,200 - You guys are just in time. - Are there vampires? 509 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:14,640 They're contained. They'll get out eventually, though. We should probably go. 510 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:17,160 We can come back when they're gone. 511 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,560 Come back for what? 512 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,800 For the body. 513 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,680 - What happened? - We're stuck in a basement. 514 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,000 Buffy? 515 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,720 She's not stuck in a basement. 516 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:42,320 Hey, well... I delivered. I handed her to you. 517 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,360 Yes. I suppose you did. 518 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,920 So? What about my reward? 519 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,040 I don't know what I'm supposed to say. 520 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,200 You needn't say anything. 521 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,600 Be simpler if I could just hate him. 522 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:56,400 I think he wanted me to. I think it made it easier for him to be the villain of the piece. 523 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,280 Really he was just scared. 524 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,520 - Yes, I suppose he was. - Nothing's ever simple any more. 525 00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,480 I'm constantly trying to work it out. 526 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,280 Who to love or hate, who to trust. 527 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:16,240 It's just like the more I know, the more confused I get. 528 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,120 Well, I believe that's called growing up. 529 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,880 - I'd like to stop, then. OK? - I know the feeling. 530 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,440 Does it ever get easy? 531 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,040 You mean life? 532 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,120 Yeah. Does it get easy? 533 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,280 What do you want me to say? 534 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,640 Lie to me. 535 00:41:56,080 --> 00:42:00,960 Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. 536 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:05,360 The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats. 537 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,480 And we always defeat them and save the day. 538 00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:12,160 No one ever dies and everybody lives happily ever after. 539 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,840 Liar.