1 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:06,480 There's moments in your life that make you, that decide who you're gonna be. 2 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:09,280 Sometimes they're little... subtle moments. 3 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,240 Sometimes... they're not. 4 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,400 I'll show you what I mean. 5 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:25,800 We'll be back when we've found a bit more cash money! Keep the girls warm! 6 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,800 Let's go. 7 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:34,000 Come on. We'll sneak in and take some of me father's silver. 8 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,760 He'll never miss it. He eats with his hands, the pig! 9 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,200 Why don't you rest right here? 10 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,240 So... 11 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:06,160 ..I'd ask myself, "What's a lady of your station doing alone in an alley... 12 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,480 ..with a reputation that this one has?" 13 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:16,800 - Maybe she's lonely. - In that case, I'd offer myself as escort... 14 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:21,280 ..to protect you from harm and to while away the dull hours. 15 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,600 - You're very gracious. - It's often been said. 16 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:27,800 Are you certain you're up to the challenge? 17 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:33,200 Milady, you'll find that, with the exception of an honest day's work... 18 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,800 ..there's no challenge I'm not prepared to face. 19 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,080 Oh... 20 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:42,480 ..but you're a pretty thing. 21 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,600 - Where are you from? - Around. 22 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:48,080 Everywhere. 23 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:52,800 I never been anywhere myself. I always wanted to see the world, but... 24 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:54,640 I could show you. 25 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,440 - Could you, then? - Things you've never seen. 26 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,480 Never even heard of. 27 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,480 - Sounds excitin'. - It is. 28 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:06,480 - And frightening. - I'm not afraid. Show me. 29 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,880 Show me your world. 30 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,880 Close your eyes. 31 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,680 Nice try. 32 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,320 I want you to get a message to Angel. 33 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,920 Tell him I'm done waiting. I'm taking the fight to him. 34 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,280 You got that? Need me to write it down for ya? 35 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,960 All right, I'll tell him myself. 36 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,240 I'm good. Don't worry about me. 37 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:35,440 You don't have to patrol with me. 38 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,600 I had that guy under control until he resorted to fisticuffs. 39 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:43,280 What is that? Five vampires in three nights? 40 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,080 Yep, but no Angel. 41 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,760 Are you that anxious to come up against him? 42 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,640 - I want it over with. - I hear that. 43 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:55,800 Oh, we'd better go. I haven't even started studying for finals yet. 44 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:59,080 Oh, yeah! Finals! Why didn't you let me die? 45 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,440 Look on the bright side. It'll all be over soon. 46 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,480 Yes, my love. 47 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,880 It will. 48 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,040 Careful now! Concentrate in this area. 49 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,240 There ya go. 50 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:27,400 Hello? 51 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,440 - Rupert Giles? - Yes. 52 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,320 - Doug Perren. Thanks for comin'. - I was flattered to be asked. 53 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:38,560 I spoke with Lou Tabor and he told me we had the best authority on obscure relics... 54 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:42,920 - ..right here in Sunnydale. - Well, he may have exaggerated a little. 55 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,520 - Ah, this is the... - This is our baby. 56 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:51,400 Construction workers dug it up outside of town. Don't have a clue what it is. 57 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:54,040 Any ideas? 58 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,440 A few... but none I'd care to share until I can verify. 59 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:01,840 - You have carbon-dated it? - Results will be back in a coupla days. 60 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,800 I'll go out on a limb and say "old"! 61 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,840 Erm... it certainly... 62 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,920 ..predates any settlements we've read about. 63 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,840 - May I? - Yeah, sure. 64 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,960 I assume you've... you haven't tried to open it? 65 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:26,960 Open it? 66 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,040 I'll be damned! I figured it was solid. 67 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:33,800 - What do you think is in there? - I don't know. 68 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:39,520 - Well, we won't know until we open it up. - Could I ask... erm... 69 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,640 Would you wait? I'd... 70 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:46,720 I'd like to translate the text. It might give us an indication of... 71 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,920 ..what we'll find inside. 72 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:52,080 - You don't wanna be surprised? - As a rule, no. 73 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,000 All right. You're the expert. 74 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:57,720 - But I'm pretty damn curious, though. - Yes. 75 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:01,840 Yes, so am I. 76 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:08,240 - "Tell Angel I'm gonna kill him." - "No, wait. I'm gonna kill you!" 77 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,480 "Die!. Die!. Die!." 78 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,800 "Mother?. " 79 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,040 - Is that it? - That's it. 80 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,800 - Scene? - That's exactly how it happened. 81 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:26,000 I thought it was riveting. I was a little unclear about some of the themes. 82 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,040 The theme is, Angel's too much of a coward to take me on. 83 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:32,320 And the other theme was "Buy American" but it got buried. 84 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:36,480 - Are you ready to fight Angel? - I wish people would stop asking me that. 85 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:41,200 Yes, I'm ready. I'm also willing and able. It's the one test I might actually pass. 86 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,200 Don't say that! 87 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,560 You'll pass everything. I'll get you through if I have to sweat blood. 88 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,320 Do you think you're likely to? Cos I'd like to be elsewhere. 89 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:53,720 - It was only metaphor blood. - I think you'd sweat cute blood. 90 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,960 After my computer class we'll rock on chemistry. 91 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,720 - Ready to rock. - Willow, you've got the teaching bug. 92 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,680 - Taking over computer class, tutoring... - I love it, I really do. 93 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,040 It's great to do that before you fail in the real world. 94 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:12,320 That way you're not falling back on something. You're falling... well, forward. 95 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:16,720 And almost 65% of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best? 96 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:21,320 What are you gonna teach when you fail in life? Advanced loser-being? 97 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:22,880 I will teach... 98 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:26,200 - ..ze language of love. - Don't! You have fish hands! 99 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,400 - Come! Let me touch! - Stop it! 100 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,640 That's enough of that! 101 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:33,440 And you... Are we having a chair shortage? 102 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,880 I didn't read anything about... Oh. I get it. 103 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,360 Displays of affection are not acceptable in my school. 104 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:45,080 - This isn't an orgy. It's a classroom. - Yeah! Where they teach lunch. 105 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:50,720 Just give me a reason to kick you out, Summers. Just give me a reason. 106 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,520 Because you're a tiny, impotent Nazi... 107 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,520 ..with a bug up his butt the size of an emu? 108 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,360 - Sums it up. - Don't you think? 109 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,960 You wanna come by my house tonight and study too? 110 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,360 Maybe. I do have to patrol. 111 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:08,200 Again? Do you really expect Angel to turn up tonight? 112 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:12,640 No, I don't expect him to. But that's usually when he does. 113 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:50,520 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been two days since my last confession. 114 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,800 Father? 115 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,640 That's not very long. 116 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,040 Oh, Father, I'm so afraid. 117 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,760 The Lord is very forgiving. 118 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:04,880 - Tell me your sins. - I had... 119 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:11,400 I've been seeing again, Father. Yesterday, the men were going to work in the mine. 120 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,600 I had... a terrible fright. 121 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:18,960 My stomach all tied up and I saw this 'orrible crash. 122 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,800 My mummy said to keep my peace, it didn't mean nothin'. 123 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:27,360 But this morning... they had a cave-in. 124 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,760 - Two men died. - Go on. 125 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:41,720 Me mum says I'm cursed. My seeing things is an affront to the Lord. 126 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:46,000 That only He's supposed to see anything before it 'appens. 127 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,840 But I don't mean to, Father, I swear! 128 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,240 I swear! 129 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,960 I try to be pure in His sight. 130 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,120 - I don't want to be an evil thing. - Hush, child. 131 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,440 The Lord has a plan for all creatures. 132 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,600 Even a devil child like you. 133 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:08,840 - A devil? - Yes, you're a spawn of Satan. 134 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,080 All the Hail Marys in the world won't help. 135 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:15,320 The Lord will use you and smite you down. He's like that. 136 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:20,200 - What can I do? - Fulfil his plan, child. Be evil. Just give in. 137 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,960 No! I want to be good. I want to be pure. 138 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:29,320 We all do, at first. The world doesn't work that way. 139 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,360 Father... I beg you... 140 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,720 Please, please help me! 141 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:41,320 Very well. Ten Our Fathers and an act of contrition. 142 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,040 Does that sound good? 143 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,640 Yes! 144 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,640 Yes, Father, thank you. 145 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,040 The pleasure was mine. 146 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,040 - And, my child... - Yes? 147 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,840 God is watching you. 148 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,920 Nice walk, pet? 149 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,320 I met an old man. 150 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:18,000 Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth. 151 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:24,280 But then the moon started whispering to me... 152 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,880 ..all sorts of dreadful things. 153 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,840 - What did it say? - Oh, look who's awake! 154 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,920 What did the moon tell you? 155 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,720 Did you have a vision? 156 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,960 - Is something coming? - Oh, yeah! 157 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,920 Something terrible. Pss, pss, pss. 158 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:48,160 - Where? - At the museum. 159 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,600 A tomb... with a surprise inside. 160 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:58,680 - You can see all that in your head? - No, you ninny. She read it in the paper. 161 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:05,960 Oh, my! 162 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,360 That's what's been whispering to me. Sssh! 163 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,600 Oh, yeah. 164 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,720 Don't worry, though. 165 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,520 Soon it'll stop. 166 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,520 Soon it'll scream. 167 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,400 Waah! This doesn't make any sense! 168 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,200 Sure, it does. See... 169 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:35,840 - Oh, no, this doesn't make any sense. - It's senseless! 170 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,600 It is, but at least you know that, so you're learning. 171 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,160 Yay me! It doesn't matter. I mean... 172 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:48,000 ..when am I ever gonna need chemistry or history or the... English language? 173 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,280 - OK, I see your problem. - I'm a moron? 174 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,040 Will you stop that? 175 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,800 You're not stupid. You've just had a lot on your mind. 176 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:01,920 You can learn this easily, but if you're gonna give up, then don't waste my time. 177 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:06,040 - Wow! You are a good teacher. - OK, look at this. 178 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:10,080 A covalent bond, which means these two atoms are linked by... 179 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,080 Oh! Hold that thought. 180 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,920 - OK, I'm Learn Girl. - OK, so see here... 181 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,000 - Déjà vu. - Really? 182 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,320 Yeah. 183 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,280 I have this perfect memory of the pencil and... 184 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,600 Oh, hey... 185 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,000 You dropped this. 186 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:42,880 It's not mine. It might be something of Miss Calendar's. 187 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:49,080 - This feels kinda morbid. - I've seen most of her files already. 188 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,560 Does that make it less morbid or you really morbid? 189 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,200 I had to. To teach her class. 190 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:59,120 Relax, Will. I was making with the funny. 191 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:05,200 - Does that say "restoration"? - It's one of her spells, I think. 192 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,320 She wasn't a practising witch, but... 193 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,200 Willow! 194 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,800 Oh, boy! 195 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,600 Oh, boy! 196 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,600 Oh, boy! 197 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,360 It hurts, yes? 198 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,360 Good. It will hurt more. 199 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,120 - Where am I? - You don't remember... 200 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,320 ..everything you've done for 100 years. 201 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,320 In a moment, you will. 202 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,520 The face of everyone you killed,.. 203 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,760 ..our daughter's face... 204 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:40,520 ..they will haunt you and you will know what true suffering is. 205 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,000 Killed? 206 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,040 I don't... 207 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,960 No... 208 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,360 No... 209 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,760 No... 210 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,520 - What are you saying? - The curse. 211 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,800 This is it. 212 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:10,480 Looks like Miss Calendar was trying to replicate the original curse. 213 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,480 To restore Angel's soul again. 214 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,880 - She said it couldn't be done. - Well, she tried anyway. 215 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,080 - It looks like it might've worked. - So he killed her... 216 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,560 ..before she could tell anyone about it. What a prince, huh? 217 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:27,840 This is good, right? I mean, we can curse him again. 218 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,920 Erm... Well, this erm... 219 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,280 ..certainly points the way. But the ritual itself... 220 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:37,680 ..requires a greater knowledge of the black arts than I can claim. 221 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:42,840 Well, I've been going through her files and researching the black arts for fun... 222 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,640 ..or educational fun, and I may be able to work this. 223 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:51,520 Willow, channelling such potent magics through yourself... 224 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,000 It could open a door you may not be able to close. 225 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,320 I don't want you putting yourself in any danger. 226 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:03,120 And I don't want danger. Big "no" to danger, but I may be the best person to do this. 227 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:08,280 Hi! For those of you who've just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person. 228 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,800 So this spell might restore Angel's humanity? 229 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,720 Well, here's an interesting angle. 230 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,320 - Who cares? - I care. 231 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,880 - Is that right? - Let's not lose our perspective here, Xander. 232 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,920 I'm Perspective Guy. Angel's a killer. 233 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:24,920 Xander... 234 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,040 - It's not that simple. - What? All is forgiven? 235 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,800 - I can't believe you! - Xander has a point. 236 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:34,480 For once I wish you'd support me! And I realise now that you were... 237 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,560 ..so I'm gonna get back to the point, which is that Angel needs to die. 238 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:42,040 - Curing Angel was Jenny's last wish. - Yeah? Well, Jenny's dead! 239 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,600 - Don't you ever... - Can't you hear what I'm saying? 240 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,600 Stop it! Stop it! 241 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,400 What do you wanna do? 242 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,600 I don't know. 243 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:06,480 - What happened to Angel wasn't his fault. - But what happened to Miss Calendar is. 244 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,120 You can paint this any way you want. 245 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,240 But I think you wanna forget about Miss Calendar's murder... 246 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,480 ..so you can get your boyfriend back. 247 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,080 Hello? 248 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,000 I'll have one of these to go. 249 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,000 Dru? 250 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,480 Save me some. 251 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,800 I'll do a coupla sweeps and then I'll stop by. 252 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,480 Yeah, Xander was pretty much being a... 253 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,000 Willow! Where did you learn that word? 254 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:21,320 My God! You kiss your mother with that mouth? 255 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,320 I don't know. 256 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,560 I don't know what I wanna... do. 257 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:43,280 I'll... I'll see you in a little while, OK? 258 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,560 Polite people call before they jump out and attack you. 259 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,680 Just wanted to test your reflexes. 260 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,280 How about testing my face-punching? It's improved. 261 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:26,600 I was on my way to your house, saw you walking, couldn't help myself. 262 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,760 Which begs the question, and don't think I'm not glad to see you, but... 263 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,720 ..why are you here? Wait, no, let me guess. 264 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,520 Your watcher informed you that a very dark power is about to rise in Sunnydale. 265 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,840 - That's about it. - Great. Any idea what this dark power is? 266 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,080 It's a big rock. 267 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,440 I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big. 268 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,240 Spike, boy, you never did learn your history. 269 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,160 Let's have a lesson, then. 270 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,760 Acathla the demon came forth to swallow the world. 271 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,400 He was killed by a knight who pierced the demon's heart... 272 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,480 ..before he could draw a breath to perform the act. 273 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:20,040 Acathla turned to stone, as demons sometimes do... 274 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:25,560 ..and was buried where neither man nor demon would want to look. 275 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,320 Unless they're puttin' up low-rent housing. 276 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,280 Boys... 277 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:38,720 He fills my head! I can't 'ear anything else. 278 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,040 Let me guess. Someone pulls out the sword... 279 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,120 Someone worthy. 280 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,200 ..the demon wakes up and wackiness ensues. 281 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:52,120 - He will swallow the world. - Every creature on this planet will go to Hell. 282 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,480 My friends... 283 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,480 We're about to make history... 284 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,080 ..end. 285 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,560 I've been on the phone to the museum. 286 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:15,000 The artefact is missing and the curator has been murdered. 287 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,120 Vampires. 288 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:19,600 You're sure this was the tomb of Alfalfa? 289 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:24,440 Acathla. And the information provided by Kendra's watcher seems conclusive. 290 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:29,720 Somebody explain the whole "he will suck the world into Hell" thing. 291 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,080 That's the part I'm not loving. 292 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:36,640 Well, the demon universe exists in a dimension separate from our own. 293 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:41,160 With one breath, Acathla will create a vortex, a kind of erm... 294 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,360 ..whirlpool that will pull everything on Earth into that dimension... 295 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,840 ..where any non-demon life will suffer horrible and... 296 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:52,840 ..eternal torment. 297 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,920 That would be the literal kind of "sucked into Hell"? 298 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,440 Neat! 299 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,520 Willow, you should try the curse. 300 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,640 I tend to side with Xander on this one. 301 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,480 Angel should be eliminated. 302 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,560 Oh, I'll fight him. I'll kill him if I have to. 303 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,920 But if I don't get there in time, or if I lose... 304 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,760 - ..then Willow might be our only hope. - I don't wanna be our only hope. 305 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,760 I crumble under pressure. Let's have another hope. 306 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,080 We have. 307 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,120 Blessed by the knight who first slew the demon. 308 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:29,760 If all else fails, this might stop it... 309 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,440 - ..I tink. - Ooh, may I? 310 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,240 Thank you. 311 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,400 Well, let's hope all else doesn't fail. 312 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,280 How close are you to figuring out the curse ritual? 313 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,200 I need about a day. 314 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:44,800 And... 315 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,640 ..an orb of Thesulah, whatever that is. 316 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,560 A spirit vault for rituals of the undead. I've got one. 317 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,480 I've been using it as a paperweight. 318 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,240 This means I can't help you study for tomorrow's final. 319 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:57,760 Ah, I'll wing it. 320 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,640 Of course, if we go to Hell by then, I won't have to take 'em! 321 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,480 Or maybe I'll be taking them for ever. 322 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:08,560 Angel must also perform a ritual before he can remove the sword and awaken Acathla. 323 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,280 With any luck, it should take some time. 324 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,080 Spike? 325 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,000 Spike, my sweet, the fun's about to begin. 326 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,680 I will drink. 327 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,960 The blood will wash in me... 328 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,360 ..over me, and I will be cleansed. 329 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,640 I will be worthy to free Acathla. 330 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,880 Bear witness... 331 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,280 ..as I ascend... 332 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,480 ..as I become. 333 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,920 Everything that I am... 334 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,240 ..everything that I have done... 335 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,840 ..has led me here. 336 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,360 God, are you disgusting! 337 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:16,120 This is an unforgettable smell. This is the stench of death you're givin' off here. 338 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,040 And the look says "Crazy Homeless Guy". It's not good. 339 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,160 Get away from me! 340 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,280 What are you gonna do? Bite me? 341 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,240 Horrors! A vampire! 342 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,720 But you wouldn't bite me, on account of your tortured soul. 343 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,400 It's so sad - a vampire with a soul. So poignant. 344 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,360 - Who are you? - Let's take a walk. 345 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,200 What are you eating? Like, a rat once a month? 346 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,760 Hey! 347 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,400 You're skin and bones! 348 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,280 Butcher shops are throwing away more blood than you could stand. 349 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:56,960 - If you lived in the world a bit, you'd know. - I wanna know who you are. 350 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,400 - And I wanna know who you are. - You already do. 351 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:02,440 Not yet. But I'm lookin' to find out. 352 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,560 Cos you could go either way here. 353 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,360 - I don't understand you... - Nobody does. That's my curse. 354 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,680 Dog me. Mustard. 355 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:14,800 My name's Whistler. 356 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,160 Thanks. 357 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,760 Anyway, lately it is. 358 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,120 You're not a vampire? 359 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,600 A demon. Technically. I mean, I'm not a bad guy. 360 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,120 Not all demons are dedicated to the destruction of all life. 361 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,400 What do you mean, I can go either way? 362 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:35,080 You can become an even more useless rodent than you already are... 363 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,960 ..or you can become someone. A person. 364 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,760 - Someone to be counted. - I just want to be left alone. 365 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,840 You've been left alone for what, 90 years already. 366 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,200 And what a package you are. The Stink Guy! 367 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,200 - What do you want from me? - I want you to see something. 368 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,960 We'd have to leave now. 369 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,080 You see, and then you tell me what you wanna do. 370 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,240 Where is it? 371 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:30,960 So, I'm like "Dad, you want me to go to the dance in an outfit I've already worn?" 372 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,600 Is Tyler taking you? 373 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,840 Where were you when I got over Tyler? He's of the past. 374 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,600 He'd have to crawl on his hands and knees to go to the dance with me. 375 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,320 Which he's doing after practice, so I'll wait. 376 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,240 OK. See ya later. Bye. 377 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,520 - Call me. Call me. Call me. - I will. 378 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,280 Buffy Summers? 379 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,760 Yeah. Hi! What? 380 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,920 I need to speak with you. 381 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,800 You're not from Bullock's, are you? I meant to pay for that lipstick. 382 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:12,000 There isn't much time. You must come with me. Your destiny awaits. 383 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,800 I don't have a destiny. I'm destiny-free. 384 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,360 Yes, you have. 385 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,360 You are the Chosen One. 386 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,920 You alone can stop them. 387 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,920 - Who? - The vampires. 388 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,440 Huh? 389 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,320 Oh, not the heart! 390 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,920 You see? 391 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,280 You see your power? 392 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,520 - Why didn't you call? - I'm sorry. I didn't know it was so late. 393 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,400 - Tyler and I were talking... - That boy is irresponsible. 394 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,160 No, Mom, it's not his fault. 395 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,320 You know we worry, that's all. 396 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,640 Dinner's in ten minutes. 397 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,920 Yeah. 398 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,680 - Did she say where she was? - With Tyler. 399 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,800 I don't want her seeing him any more. 400 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,160 - You're overreacting, dear. - Don't talk to me like I'm a kid! 401 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,880 I don't. Just forget it. 402 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,800 Because you can't discipline her, I have to be the ogre. 403 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:54,120 I am not having this conversation again, all right? 404 00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,960 She's gonna have it tough, that slayer. 405 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,720 She's just a kid. 406 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,640 A world full of big, bad things. 407 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,920 I wanna help her. 408 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,520 I want... 409 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,960 I wanna become someone. 410 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,320 God, jeez, look at ya! 411 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,680 She must be prettier than the last slayer. 412 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,800 This isn't gonna be easy. 413 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,880 The more you live in this world, the more you see how apart from it you really are. 414 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:35,320 This is dangerous work. Right now you couldn't go three rounds with a fruit fly! 415 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,720 I wanna learn from you. 416 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,560 All right. 417 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,320 But I don't wanna dress like you. 418 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:49,040 Again, you're annoying me. You're lucky we need you on our side. 419 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,400 I have strayed. 420 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,320 I have been lost. 421 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,200 But Acathla redeems me. 422 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,600 With this act... 423 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,200 ..we will be free. 424 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,920 # Someone wasn't worthy 425 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,080 Dammit! 426 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,120 This is so... disappointing. 427 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:33,760 There must be something I missed. The incantations, the blood! I don't know! 428 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,560 - What are we going to do? - What we always do in a time of trouble. 429 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,640 Turn to an old friend. 430 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,640 We'll have our Armageddon, I swear! 431 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,480 Tonight, sundown, at the graveyard. 432 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,320 - Excuse me? - You will come to him. 433 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,520 You will come to him or more will die! Tonight! 434 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,000 His hour is at hand! 435 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,400 She said more would die. I have to go! 436 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,360 - Then I should go with you. - No! I need you here, just in case. 437 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,440 I can take care of myself. 438 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,400 And as long as Angel's fighting me... 439 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,520 ..then he can't do this end-of-the-world ritual thingie. 440 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:45,960 What do you think? 441 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,400 - I just wanna crosscheck... - We don't have time. 442 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,840 If this is gonna work, it has to work now. 443 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,480 OK. Then I need maybe half an hour once we're all set up. 444 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:59,480 Which means you just have to hold Angel off. Don't let him close on you. 445 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:03,320 If the curse succeeds, you'll... you'll know. 446 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:08,200 What don't you wait here to find out if it worked? See if he phones. 447 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,800 I can't risk him killing any more people. 448 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,000 I'd better go. 449 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:15,440 Be careful. 450 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,200 - I will. - Here! 451 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,600 In case the curse does not succeed, this is my lucky stake. 452 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:25,760 I've killed many vampires with it. 453 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,600 I call it Mr Pointy. 454 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,480 - You named your stake? - Yes. 455 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,760 Remind me to get you a stuffed animal. 456 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,360 Thanks. 457 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,600 Watch your back. 458 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,720 Hello, lover. 459 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,560 I wasn't sure you'd come. 460 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,680 After your immolation-o-gram? Come on, I had to show. 461 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:07,080 Shouldn't you be pulling a sword out of Al Franken or whatever his name is? 462 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,000 There's time enough. I wanted to say goodbye first. 463 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,600 You are the one thing in this dimension I will miss. 464 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,160 This is a beautiful moment. Can we please fight? 465 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:19,920 I didn't come here to fight. 466 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,040 - No? - I was hoping we can get back together. 467 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,520 What do you think? Do we have a shot? 468 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,080 All right! We'll fight. 469 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,760 "Quod perditum est, invenietur, " 470 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,440 "Not dead, nor not of the living." 471 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,080 "Spirits of the interregnum, I call." 472 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,120 Come on, Willow! 473 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,880 "Let him know the pain of humanity, gods." 474 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,280 "Reach your wizened hands to me. Give me the sword." 475 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,880 Get out! Go! 476 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,240 Go! 477 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,560 Jeez, is it me or is your heart not in this? 478 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,520 Maybe I'll just go destroy the world. 479 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:20,400 Mr Pointy will have something to say about that. 480 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,560 Come on, let's finish this. 481 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,880 You and me. 482 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,880 You never learn, do you? This wasn't about you. 483 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,960 This was never about you. 484 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,040 And you fall for it every single time! 485 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,280 Enough! 486 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,680 Look at me, dearie. 487 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,400 Be... in my eyes. 488 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,600 Be in me. 489 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,280 Night-night. 490 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:11,200 Let's get what we came for, dears. 491 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,160 Bottom line is, even if you see 'em comin.... 492 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,080 ..you're not ready for the big moments, 493 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,720 No one asks for their life to change, not really, 494 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,280 But it does. 495 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,280 So what are we? Helpless? Puppets? 496 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:16,400 No, 497 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,200 The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that, 498 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,320 It's what you do afterwards that counts, 499 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,160 That's when you find out who you are. 500 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,080 Freeze! 501 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,280 You'll see what I mean.