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- I'm giddy.
- I like you giddy. Always have.

2
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It's the freedom. As seniors
we can go off campus now for lunch.

3
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It's no longer cutting, it's legal.
It's expected.

4
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It's also a big step forward.
A senior moment, one to be savoured.

5
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You can't just rush into this.

6
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No, I can't!

7
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- You can.
- You are.

8
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But what if they changed the rule?
What if they're lying in wait to arrest me

9
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and throw me in detention
and mar my unblemished record?

10
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Breathe.

11
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OK...

12
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This is good. This is... Hey, we're seniors.
Hey, I'm walkin' here.

13
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Ah, Buffy and food.

14
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We shouldn't be couply around Buffy.

15
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Cos the only guy that ever liked her
had to be put down like a dog?

16
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Can she cram complex issues
into a nutshell, or what?

17
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All right, prepare to uncouple.

18
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Uncouple.

19
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Buffy, banned from campus, but not our
hearts. How are you, and what's for lunch?

20
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- I just threw a few things together.
- Now you're Martha Stewart?

21
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First, she knows jack
about hand-cut prosciutto.

22
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- I don't believe she slays, either.
- I hear she can, but doesn't like to.

23
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Second, way too much free time
since I got kicked out of school.

24
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I know they'll let you back in.

25
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- Aren't you and your mom meeting Snyder?
- We see Snyde-man tomorrow.

26
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Scott Hope at 11 o'clock. He likes you.

27
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He wanted to ask you out last year,
but you weren't ready.

28
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But I think you're ready now.

29
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Or at least in the state of pre-readiness
to make conversation.

30
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Or do that thing with
your mouth that boys like.

31
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Oh, not the bad thing with your mouth,
I meant that half-smile thing you...

32
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- You're s'posed to stop me when I do that.
- I like when you do that.

33
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- Hi, Buffy.
- Hi.

34
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I think that went very well, don't you?

35
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He didn't try to slit our throats. It's progress.

36
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- Did you do that half-smile thing?
- Look, I'm not trying to snare Scott Hope.

37
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I just wanna get my life back,
do normal stuff.

38
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Like date?

39
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- Well...
- You wanna date.

40
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I saw that half-smile, you little slut.

41
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All right, yes, date, and shop,
and hang out, and go to school,

42
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and save the world from unspeakable
demons. You know, girlie stuff.

43
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<i>Welcome to Happy Burger.
May I take your order?</i>

44
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Diet soda. Medium.

45
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<i>That'll be 89 cents at the window, sir.</i>

46
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Sunnydale. Town's got quaint.

47
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And the people. He called me "sir".
Don't you just miss that?

48
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Admittedly it's not a haven for the brothers,
strictly the Caucasian persuasion,

49
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but you just gotta stand up
and salute their death rate.

50
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I ran a statistical analysis,
and hello, darkness!

51
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Makes DC look like Mayberry.

52
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And ain't nobody sayin' boo about it.

53
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We could fit right in here.

54
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Have us some fun.

55
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We're here for one thing.

56
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Kill the Slayer, yeah.
Still, big picture...

57
00:04:10,345 --> 00:04:13,303
- Have a nice night, sir.
- Right back at ya.

58
00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:18,176
The Slayer. I'm going to rip
her spine from her body,

59
00:04:18,265 --> 00:04:22,179
and I'm going to eat her heart
and suck the marrow from her bones.

60
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Now I'm hungry.

61
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I miss you.

62
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I had to.

63
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I loved you.

64
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- Oh, God, Angel...
- Go to hell!

65
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I did.

66
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Morning, sunshine. Ready to face the beast?

67
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Here are the terms of your re-entry, missy.
Take 'em or leave 'em.

68
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One, that you pass a make-up test of
every class you skipped out on last year.

69
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Two, that you provide, in writing,
one glowing letter of recommendation

70
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from any member of our faculty
who is not an English librarian.

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Three, that you complete an interview
with our school psychologist

72
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who must conclude
that your violent tendencies

73
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are under control.

74
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I'm not sure I like your attitude, Mr Snyder.
I spoke with the school board, and...

75
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I'm required to educate every juvenile
who's not in jail where she belongs.

76
00:08:02,825 --> 00:08:04,736
Welcome back.

77
00:08:05,425 --> 00:08:07,735
So let me get this straight.

78
00:08:07,825 --> 00:08:12,058
I'm really back in school because
the school board overruled you.

79
00:08:12,145 --> 00:08:18,175
Wow. That's like having your whole ability
to do this job called into question.

80
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I think what my daughter's trying to say is:

81
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<i>It's the mayor on line one.</i>

82
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It's so great that you're a schoolgirl again.

83
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Giles say what he wanted?
You think he's mad?

84
00:08:41,185 --> 00:08:43,938
I don't think so.
I think he just needed to see you.

85
00:08:44,585 --> 00:08:48,977
Have you noticed, though, when he is mad
but he's too English to say anything

86
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he makes that weird cluck-cluck sound
with his tongue?

87
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Hi, Giles.

88
00:08:55,505 --> 00:08:58,657
Oh, hi. Been there long?

89
00:08:58,745 --> 00:09:03,819
Buffy, good timing. I could use your help.
I trust you remember the demon Acathla?

90
00:09:03,905 --> 00:09:06,784
Giles, contain yourself.
Yes, I'm back in school,

91
00:09:06,865 --> 00:09:09,744
but you know it embarrasses me
when you gush so.

92
00:09:09,825 --> 00:09:12,055
Let's just skip that and get to work.

93
00:09:17,865 --> 00:09:20,744
Of course it's wonderful to have you back.
That goes without saying.

94
00:09:22,225 --> 00:09:25,980
But you enjoy making me say it, don't you?

95
00:09:26,345 --> 00:09:30,339
OK, Acathla, huh? What are you doin'?
Making him demon pizza?

96
00:09:30,425 --> 00:09:32,814
We need to make sure
he remains dormant,

97
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:37,581
and that the dimensional vortex is sealed
tight, so I'm working on a binding spell.

98
00:09:38,065 --> 00:09:40,500
Ooh, a spell! Can I help?

99
00:09:40,585 --> 00:09:44,419
Possibly with the research.
It's a very sensitive and...

100
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- Who's more sensitive than me?
- and difficult spell.

101
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It involves creating
a protective circle around...

102
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I won't bore you with the details, but there's
a litany one has to recite in Aramaic,

103
00:09:56,825 --> 00:10:00,375
and it's very specific,
so I need details about your experience

104
00:10:00,465 --> 00:10:02,979
of defeating Acathla and Angel.

105
00:10:04,945 --> 00:10:09,542
- Fire away.
- I've put the time at about... 6.17,

106
00:10:10,025 --> 00:10:13,495
about half an hour after Xander rescued me.

107
00:10:13,585 --> 00:10:15,622
Less. More like ten minutes.

108
00:10:15,705 --> 00:10:18,060
Oh, was the vortex already open?

109
00:10:18,945 --> 00:10:20,140
Barely.

110
00:10:20,225 --> 00:10:22,944
I see. And Angel?

111
00:10:23,985 --> 00:10:26,784
Big fight, Angel got the
pointy end of the sword,

112
00:10:26,865 --> 00:10:30,984
Acathla sucked him into Hell
instead of the world. That's about the it.

113
00:10:31,265 --> 00:10:33,700
Yes, well, that should be very helpful.

114
00:10:34,785 --> 00:10:38,016
Oh, no. I have to go take
an English make-up exam.

115
00:10:38,545 --> 00:10:42,584
They give you credit
just for speaking it, right?

116
00:10:46,265 --> 00:10:48,779
Mm, sage. I love that smell.

117
00:10:49,345 --> 00:10:54,419
And Marnox root. You know, a smidge of this
mixed with a virgin's saliva...

118
00:10:55,745 --> 00:10:58,339
it does something I know nothing about.

119
00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:02,896
These forces are not to be played around
with, Willow. What have you been conjuring?

120
00:11:03,185 --> 00:11:08,134
Nothing... much. Well, you know,
I tried the spell to cure Angel,

121
00:11:08,385 --> 00:11:10,422
and I guess that was a bust.

122
00:11:10,505 --> 00:11:13,418
But since then, you know, small stuff.

123
00:11:13,505 --> 00:11:18,944
Floating feather, fire out of ice -
which next time I won't do on the bedspread.

124
00:11:19,785 --> 00:11:21,901
Are you mad at me?

125
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,862
No, of course not.

126
00:11:23,945 --> 00:11:28,496
If I were, I would be making a strange
clucking sound with my tongue.

127
00:11:51,065 --> 00:11:53,705
Don't let me interrupt.

128
00:11:54,665 --> 00:11:57,544
Are you... Is she all glowy?

129
00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,381
Yeah, I suspect happiness.

130
00:12:00,465 --> 00:12:04,060
I passed my English make-up exam,
I'm hanging with my friends...

131
00:12:04,145 --> 00:12:06,614
Hello, my life, how I've missed you.

132
00:12:07,585 --> 00:12:10,623
Hi, Scott! What are you doin' here?

133
00:12:10,705 --> 00:12:14,061
You told me if I came after eight
I could run into Buffy.

134
00:12:14,505 --> 00:12:17,736
I'm sorry, I'm a bad liar.
It's not good for the soul.

135
00:12:17,825 --> 00:12:20,817
Or the skin, actually, it makes me blotch.

136
00:12:20,905 --> 00:12:22,782
Hi, Scott.

137
00:12:23,665 --> 00:12:27,340
- Don't you love this song?
- Yeah, actually, I do.

138
00:12:27,825 --> 00:12:29,736
Would you like to...?

139
00:12:29,825 --> 00:12:33,136
Dance? Um... I don't know.

140
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:36,014
I'm bad with...

141
00:12:36,705 --> 00:12:41,381
- Thank you for asking, it's just that...
- OK, I'll just stand by the dance floor.

142
00:12:41,465 --> 00:12:45,424
If you change your mind, you can mosey
on over. If not, then you don't mosey.

143
00:12:45,505 --> 00:12:47,621
No harm, no foul, right?

144
00:12:47,705 --> 00:12:49,025
Right.

145
00:12:52,145 --> 00:12:55,058
Come on, Buffy.
I mean, the guy is charm.

146
00:12:55,145 --> 00:12:58,376
And normal, which is what
you wanted to get back to.

147
00:12:58,465 --> 00:13:01,935
Plus bonus points
for use of the word "mosey".

148
00:13:02,025 --> 00:13:04,414
I just don't think I'm ready.

149
00:13:04,505 --> 00:13:05,859
What's stopping you?

150
00:13:05,945 --> 00:13:09,336
Check out Slut-o-rama and her Disco Dave!

151
00:13:09,425 --> 00:13:14,659
What was the last thing that guy danced to?
KC and the Sunshine Band?

152
00:13:37,265 --> 00:13:40,337
I don't think that guy thrives on sunshine.

153
00:13:44,145 --> 00:13:45,180
Hi.

154
00:13:45,265 --> 00:13:47,256
Hi. Oh...

155
00:13:47,665 --> 00:13:49,736
No, I have to...

156
00:13:49,985 --> 00:13:53,262
Oh. Uh, sorry. My bad.

157
00:13:53,345 --> 00:13:59,341
No, it's mine. Really, it's mine.
But I... I have to go.

158
00:14:04,785 --> 00:14:06,981
Where'd she go?

159
00:14:07,065 --> 00:14:09,898
I bet it's nothing.
They're probably just making out.

160
00:14:11,065 --> 00:14:14,535
That's not what making out sounds like.
Unless I'm doing it wrong.

161
00:14:15,785 --> 00:14:18,061
Stop struggling. This won't hurt.

162
00:14:23,465 --> 00:14:26,537
It's OK, I got it. You're Buffy, right?

163
00:14:27,985 --> 00:14:29,464
I'm Faith.

164
00:14:30,545 --> 00:14:34,379
I'm gonna go out on a limb
and say there's a new slayer in town.

165
00:14:39,825 --> 00:14:41,975
Can I borrow that?

166
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:53,303
Thanks, B. Couldn't have done it without you.

167
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,625
The whole summer it was, like,
the worst heat wave.

168
00:15:01,705 --> 00:15:05,300
So it's about 118 degrees
and I'm sleepin' without a stitch on.

169
00:15:05,385 --> 00:15:08,980
All of a sudden I hear screaming outside,
so I tear out, stark nude,

170
00:15:09,065 --> 00:15:11,898
and a church bus is broke down,
and there's three vamps

171
00:15:11,985 --> 00:15:14,625
feasting on half the Baptists
in South Boston.

172
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:18,824
So I waste the vamps, and the preacher's
huggin' me like there's no tomorrow,

173
00:15:18,905 --> 00:15:22,660
when all of a sudden the cops pull up,
and they arrested us both.

174
00:15:22,745 --> 00:15:25,863
Wow, they should film that story
and show it every Christmas.

175
00:15:26,145 --> 00:15:30,981
God, I could eat a horse! Isn't it crazy how
slayin' always makes you hungry and horny?

176
00:15:33,705 --> 00:15:38,415
Well, sometimes I crave
a non-fat yoghurt afterwards.

177
00:15:39,345 --> 00:15:41,336
I get it!

178
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:45,575
Not the horny thing - yuck -
but the two-slayer thing.

179
00:15:45,665 --> 00:15:48,054
There was one,
then Buffy died for two minutes,

180
00:15:48,145 --> 00:15:52,343
so then Kendra was called,
and when she died Faith was called.

181
00:15:52,425 --> 00:15:54,143
But why were you called here?

182
00:15:54,225 --> 00:15:58,378
I wasn't. My watcher went off to some
retreat thing in England, so I skipped out.

183
00:15:58,465 --> 00:16:02,299
I figured this was my chance to meet
the infamous Buff and compare notes.

184
00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:05,941
So, B, did you really use
a rocket launcher one time?

185
00:16:06,025 --> 00:16:08,016
Yeah. Actually, it's a funny story...

186
00:16:08,105 --> 00:16:11,336
So what was that alligator story?
You said something before?

187
00:16:11,945 --> 00:16:15,859
There's this big daddy vampire out
in Missouri who used to keep 'em as pets.

188
00:16:15,945 --> 00:16:19,461
So he's got me rasslin' one of 'em -
it must've been 12ft long...

189
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:22,503
So, was this also naked?

190
00:16:22,585 --> 00:16:24,895
Well, the alligator was.

191
00:16:25,145 --> 00:16:27,864
Xander? Find a new theme.

192
00:16:28,545 --> 00:16:31,458
I tell ya, I never had more trouble
than that damn vamp.

193
00:16:31,545 --> 00:16:34,742
So what about you?
What was your toughest kill?

194
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,980
Well, they're all difficult, I guess.

195
00:16:46,025 --> 00:16:48,744
Oh, do you guys remember the Three?

196
00:16:48,825 --> 00:16:51,544
Right, you never met the Three.
Well, there was...

197
00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:55,255
Something occurring. You both kill vamps,
and who could blame you,

198
00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:58,303
but I'm wondering about
your position on werewolves.

199
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:01,343
- Oz is a werewolf.
- It's a long story.

200
00:17:02,145 --> 00:17:05,183
- I got bit.
- Apparently not that long.

201
00:17:05,545 --> 00:17:10,016
Hey, as long as you don't go scratchin' at me
or humpin' my leg, we're five by five, y'know?

202
00:17:10,185 --> 00:17:11,220
Fair enough.

203
00:17:11,305 --> 00:17:14,661
The vamps, though,
better get their asses to DEFCON 1.

204
00:17:14,745 --> 00:17:18,375
Cos you and I are gonna have fun,
watcherless and fancy-free.

205
00:17:18,745 --> 00:17:22,181
- Watcherless?
- Didn't yours go to England, too?

206
00:17:22,705 --> 00:17:26,778
There is a watchers' retreat every year
in the Cotswolds.

207
00:17:27,585 --> 00:17:30,179
It's a lovely spot. It's very serene.

208
00:17:31,145 --> 00:17:36,982
There's horse riding and hiking and punting,
and lectures and discussions...

209
00:17:37,065 --> 00:17:39,944
It's a great honour to be invited.

210
00:17:41,385 --> 00:17:43,137
Or so I'm told.

211
00:17:43,225 --> 00:17:46,422
Ah, it's boring.
Way too stuffy for a guy like you.

212
00:17:46,505 --> 00:17:50,180
Maybe I should introduce you again.
Faith, this is Giles.

213
00:17:50,265 --> 00:17:53,974
If I'd known they came that young and cute,
I'd have requested a transfer.

214
00:17:54,065 --> 00:17:56,534
Raise your hand if "eww".

215
00:17:56,625 --> 00:18:01,222
Well, leaving aside for a moment
my youth and beauty,

216
00:18:01,305 --> 00:18:05,981
I'd say it was fortuitous
that Faith arrived when she did.

217
00:18:07,905 --> 00:18:10,055
Sorry. I just meant...

218
00:18:11,225 --> 00:18:12,977
There's a big evil brewin'.

219
00:18:13,065 --> 00:18:17,855
You'll never be bored here, Faith, cos this
is Sunnydale, home of the big brewin' evil.

220
00:18:18,185 --> 00:18:20,381
I don't know how big and evil it is,

221
00:18:20,465 --> 00:18:25,096
but two people have disappeared
from the Sunset Ridge district.

222
00:18:26,025 --> 00:18:31,259
Well, I'm good for patrolling. Latish, though.
I promised Mom I'd be home for dinner.

223
00:18:34,825 --> 00:18:38,455
To which you're invited, of course.
Dinner with us.

224
00:18:38,545 --> 00:18:40,695
Dyin' to meet the fam. I'm in.

225
00:18:40,785 --> 00:18:44,983
Great. Then we can patrol.
Also together.

226
00:18:45,065 --> 00:18:48,820
- Don't you have a health science make-up?
- Oh, yeah. I could use some coaching.

227
00:18:48,905 --> 00:18:51,943
You can hang out with us while
she's testing. You wanna?

228
00:18:52,025 --> 00:18:54,255
Say yes, and bring your stories.

229
00:18:54,345 --> 00:18:58,339
You guys go. It's fine. Fine. I'll just sit.

230
00:18:58,425 --> 00:19:01,258
OK. Hey, later. We will talk weapons.

231
00:19:04,465 --> 00:19:08,379
This new girl seems to have a lot of zest.

232
00:19:10,665 --> 00:19:14,898
I've been having a little problem
with the binding spell for Acathla.

233
00:19:14,985 --> 00:19:18,580
I'm lacking the requisite details
to perform it correctly.

234
00:19:18,665 --> 00:19:21,862
Now physical location...
Acathla was facing south?

235
00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:26,263
Acathla, Angel, me, sword.

236
00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:29,218
That's what I thought, but...

237
00:19:29,305 --> 00:19:33,663
Giles, look, I've got make-up tests to pass,
missing people in Sunset Ridge,

238
00:19:33,745 --> 00:19:39,457
and a zesty new slayer to feed.
Next time I kill Angel, I'll video it.

239
00:19:41,065 --> 00:19:44,501
And over here we have the cafeteria,
where we were mauled by snakes.

240
00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:47,304
And this is the spot where
Angel tried to kill Willow.

241
00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:52,585
And over there is where Spike and his gang
nearly massacred us on parent-teacher night.

242
00:19:52,665 --> 00:19:56,260
And up those stairs
I was sucked into a muddy grave.

243
00:19:56,345 --> 00:20:00,976
They say kids don't learn anything in school
nowadays, but I've learned to be afraid.

244
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:05,664
You guys are a hoot and a half. If I'd had
friends like you in high school, I'd...

245
00:20:05,745 --> 00:20:09,818
probably still have dropped out, but
I might've been sad about it, you know?

246
00:20:09,905 --> 00:20:11,578
So what's up with B?

247
00:20:11,665 --> 00:20:16,694
I mean, she seems wound kinda tight,
needs to find the fun a little, like you two.

248
00:20:16,785 --> 00:20:18,856
- Well...
- Oh. Water.

249
00:20:18,945 --> 00:20:21,619
And then the alligator story.

250
00:20:21,705 --> 00:20:23,457
She's got something, doesn't she?

251
00:20:23,545 --> 00:20:25,297
What is it with you and slayers?

252
00:20:25,385 --> 00:20:28,582
Maybe I should dress up as one
and put a stake to your throat.

253
00:20:28,665 --> 00:20:31,418
Oh, please, God, don't let that be sarcasm.

254
00:20:31,505 --> 00:20:33,223
I'm gonna tell him straight.

255
00:20:33,305 --> 00:20:38,061
- Oh, excuse me.
- Sorry. I know you from somewhere.

256
00:20:38,145 --> 00:20:40,739
- The Bronze. Friend of Buffy's, right?
- Yeah. I'm Faith.

257
00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:43,385
- I'm Scott. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

258
00:20:43,465 --> 00:20:48,175
Well, I'm two for two with make-up tests.
Proud, yes, but also humble, and...

259
00:20:48,265 --> 00:20:50,256
We're looking at what?

260
00:20:51,425 --> 00:20:54,781
Does anyone believe
that is her actual hair colour?

261
00:20:54,865 --> 00:21:00,144
I haven't seen him laugh like that.
Hey, maybe Faith and Scott could hit it off.

262
00:21:00,705 --> 00:21:04,699
I mean, if you're done with him...
Not that you used him...

263
00:21:06,425 --> 00:21:11,864
Well, I... hadn't definitely 100 per cent
said no for all time.

264
00:21:11,945 --> 00:21:15,734
It's just, you know, you don't
enter into these things lightly.

265
00:21:15,825 --> 00:21:18,897
There's repercussions to consider, and...

266
00:21:18,985 --> 00:21:21,181
Why am I seeing a look?

267
00:21:21,265 --> 00:21:25,384
You really do need to find the fun, B. Buffy.

268
00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:32,014
- Hey.
- Hey, Buffy-

269
00:21:32,105 --> 00:21:34,415
Faith has been telling me tall tales.

270
00:21:34,505 --> 00:21:37,941
She's funny. And she's leaving.
We have to go.

271
00:21:39,905 --> 00:21:42,499
He's a cutie. Is he seeing anybody?

272
00:21:43,745 --> 00:21:46,658
Mr Trick, talk to me.

273
00:21:47,585 --> 00:21:53,775
This town... this very street,
wired for fibre optics.

274
00:21:53,865 --> 00:22:00,305
See, we jack in a T-3, 2500 megs per,
we have the whole world at our fingertips.

275
00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:05,937
All I'm sayin' is we stay local, where the
humans are jumpin' and the cotton is high,

276
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,494
but we live global.

277
00:22:08,585 --> 00:22:11,941
You get the hankerin' for
the blood of a 15-year-old Filipina,

278
00:22:12,025 --> 00:22:15,575
I'm on the net and she's here
the next day, express air.

279
00:22:15,865 --> 00:22:18,778
I want the blood of the Slayer.

280
00:22:21,225 --> 00:22:23,296
On that note, there's good news and bad.

281
00:22:24,145 --> 00:22:28,776
Rumour has it that this town already
has a slayer, which makes two.

282
00:22:28,865 --> 00:22:30,503
I'm not sure how that happened.

283
00:22:30,585 --> 00:22:34,294
I don't care if there are a hundred slayers!
I'll kill them all!

284
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:37,659
She's going to pay for what she did to me.

285
00:22:39,145 --> 00:22:41,022
Yes, she is.

286
00:22:41,705 --> 00:22:46,541
I'm running a computer check on every hotel,
rooming house and youth hostel in town.

287
00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:50,584
Meanwhile, as soon as the sun goes down,

288
00:22:51,945 --> 00:22:54,221
we're out in force.

289
00:22:54,985 --> 00:22:57,374
Food's here, boys.

290
00:22:59,225 --> 00:23:00,818
You guys order...

291
00:23:03,945 --> 00:23:07,063
So you're a slayer, too.
Isn't that interesting.

292
00:23:07,145 --> 00:23:09,375
- Do you like it?
- God, I love it.

293
00:23:09,465 --> 00:23:11,775
- Mom?
- Just a second, honey.

294
00:23:11,865 --> 00:23:15,415
You know, Buffy never talks that way.
Why do you love it?

295
00:23:15,505 --> 00:23:20,341
Well, when I'm fighting it's like the whole
world goes away and I only know one thing,

296
00:23:20,425 --> 00:23:24,703
that I'm gonna win and they're gonna lose.
I like that feeling.

297
00:23:24,785 --> 00:23:28,255
Sure - it beats that dead feeling you get
when they win and you lose.

298
00:23:28,345 --> 00:23:33,374
- I don't let that kind of negative thinking in.
- Right. That could get you hurt.

299
00:23:33,465 --> 00:23:36,105
Buffy can be awfully negative sometimes.

300
00:23:36,185 --> 00:23:39,780
- Honey, you gotta fight that.
- Workin' on it.

301
00:23:39,865 --> 00:23:43,654
- Faith, can I get you another soft drink?
- You bet.

302
00:23:44,985 --> 00:23:47,056
She's really cool, huh?

303
00:23:47,145 --> 00:23:49,136
Best mom ever.

304
00:23:49,905 --> 00:23:51,737
Excuse me.

305
00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:00,662
I like this girl, Buffy.

306
00:24:00,745 --> 00:24:05,501
She's very personable. She gets along
with my friends, my watcher, my mom...

307
00:24:06,585 --> 00:24:09,737
- Look, now she's getting along with my fries.
- Now, Buffy...

308
00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:14,183
Plus at school she was making eyes
at my not-boyfriend. This is creepy.

309
00:24:14,425 --> 00:24:16,939
Does anybody else think Faith is creepy?

310
00:24:17,425 --> 00:24:20,304
No. But I'm the one getting
Single White Femaled.

311
00:24:20,385 --> 00:24:23,343
It's probably good you were an only child.

312
00:24:23,425 --> 00:24:27,658
Mom, I'm just getting my life back.
I'm not looking to go halfsies on it.

313
00:24:27,745 --> 00:24:31,375
Well, some things I'd be happy
to see you share - like the slaying.

314
00:24:31,465 --> 00:24:35,015
I mean, two of you fighting
is safer than one, right?

315
00:24:35,665 --> 00:24:36,814
I guess.

316
00:24:36,905 --> 00:24:43,140
Unless... I mean, you heard her, she loves
the slaying. Couldn't she take over for you?

317
00:24:43,865 --> 00:24:45,776
Mom, no one can take over for me.

318
00:24:45,865 --> 00:24:48,505
But you go to college next year.
It would be...

319
00:24:48,585 --> 00:24:52,783
Mom, the only way you get a new slayer
is when the old slayer dies.

320
00:24:53,985 --> 00:24:56,215
Then that means you.

321
00:24:56,305 --> 00:25:00,060
- When did you die? You never told me.
- It was just for a few minutes.

322
00:25:00,145 --> 00:25:02,785
Oh, I hate this. I hate your life.

323
00:25:02,865 --> 00:25:04,344
Mom, I...

324
00:25:04,425 --> 00:25:08,623
Look, I know you didn't choose this.
I know it chose you.

325
00:25:08,705 --> 00:25:12,414
I have tried to march
in the slayer pride parade, but...

326
00:25:13,665 --> 00:25:15,941
I don't want you to die.

327
00:25:18,105 --> 00:25:21,894
I'm not gonna die. I know how to do my job.

328
00:25:22,265 --> 00:25:26,145
Besides, like you said, I've got help now.

329
00:25:30,425 --> 00:25:32,894
I've got all the help I can stand.

330
00:25:39,785 --> 00:25:42,254
Didn't we do this street already?

331
00:25:42,345 --> 00:25:47,579
Funny thing about vamps - they'll hit a street
even after you've been there. No manners.

332
00:25:48,145 --> 00:25:50,455
You've been doing this the longest.

333
00:25:50,545 --> 00:25:53,822
- I have.
- Yeah. Maybe a little too long.

334
00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:57,423
Excuse me? What's that supposed to mean?

335
00:25:57,505 --> 00:25:59,860
- Nothing.
- You got a problem?

336
00:25:59,945 --> 00:26:04,496
I'm five by five, B, livin' entirely large,
actually wondering about your problem.

337
00:26:04,585 --> 00:26:07,623
Well, I may not sleep in the nude
and rassle alligators...

338
00:26:07,705 --> 00:26:11,664
Maybe it's time you started, cos something
in your bottle needs uncorking.

339
00:26:11,745 --> 00:26:14,180
What is it, the Angel thing?

340
00:26:15,185 --> 00:26:17,176
What do you know about Angel?

341
00:26:17,585 --> 00:26:22,341
Just what I've heard - big love, big loss,
you oughta deal and move on, but you're not.

342
00:26:22,785 --> 00:26:26,744
I got an idea. How about from now on
we don't hear from you on Angel

343
00:26:26,825 --> 00:26:30,216
or anything else in my life,
which, by the way, is my life.

344
00:26:30,785 --> 00:26:32,901
Why are you gettin' so strung out, B?

345
00:26:32,985 --> 00:26:34,942
Why are your lips still moving, F?

346
00:26:35,025 --> 00:26:37,699
- Did I just hear a threat?
- Would you like to?

347
00:26:37,785 --> 00:26:39,503
Wow. Think you can take me?

348
00:26:39,585 --> 00:26:43,101
Yeah. I just hope they can't.

349
00:27:08,945 --> 00:27:11,664
My dead mother hits harder than that!

350
00:27:17,425 --> 00:27:19,735
Stake him already and give me a hand!

351
00:27:22,745 --> 00:27:25,817
This is for me, you undead bastard!

352
00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:30,578
For Kakistos we live,
for Kakistos you'll die!

353
00:27:30,665 --> 00:27:32,178
Faith!

354
00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:48,060
Faith...

355
00:27:51,185 --> 00:27:54,098
You... can't... touch... me!

356
00:28:00,025 --> 00:28:02,221
- What is wrong with you?
- What do you mean?

357
00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:04,899
You "living large" on that vampire.

358
00:28:04,985 --> 00:28:08,944
Gee, if doing violence to vampires upsets
you, you're in the wrong line of work.

359
00:28:09,025 --> 00:28:12,655
- Or maybe you like it a little too much.
- I was getting the job done.

360
00:28:12,745 --> 00:28:18,184
The job is to slay demons, not beat them to
a bloody pulp while their friends corner me!

361
00:28:18,265 --> 00:28:20,017
I thought you could handle yourself.

362
00:28:24,185 --> 00:28:27,940
You must realise, Buffy, that you and Faith
have very different temperaments.

363
00:28:28,025 --> 00:28:29,857
And mine's the sane one.

364
00:28:29,945 --> 00:28:34,064
The girl's not playing with a full deck.
She has almost no deck. She has a three.

365
00:28:34,145 --> 00:28:36,705
You said yourself that she killed one.

366
00:28:36,785 --> 00:28:40,380
She's just a plucky fighter
who got a little carried away.

367
00:28:40,465 --> 00:28:43,025
Which is natural.
She's focused on the slaying.

368
00:28:43,105 --> 00:28:46,939
- She doesn't have a life here, as you do.
- She doesn't need a life. She has mine.

369
00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:50,575
- I think you're being a little...
- No, I'm being a lot. I know that.

370
00:28:50,665 --> 00:28:54,101
She nearly got us both killed.
The girl needs help.

371
00:28:54,185 --> 00:28:57,143
All right, I'll see if I can reach
her watcher at the retreat.

372
00:28:57,225 --> 00:29:02,618
They're... eight hours ahead now.
They're probably sitting down to a nightcap.

373
00:29:03,665 --> 00:29:07,374
I wonder if they still kayak.
I used to love a good kayak.

374
00:29:07,465 --> 00:29:09,775
You see, they don't even consider...

375
00:29:10,785 --> 00:29:14,824
Sorry, I digress.
The vampire that attacked you,

376
00:29:14,905 --> 00:29:18,819
can you furnish me with some details
that might help me trace their lineage?

377
00:29:18,905 --> 00:29:23,138
Ancient or modern dress,
amulets, cultish tattoos?

378
00:29:23,225 --> 00:29:26,820
No tats, crappy dressers, and...

379
00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:31,618
Oh, the one that nearly bit me
mentioned something about kissing toast.

380
00:29:31,705 --> 00:29:34,538
- He lived for kissing toast.
- You mean Kakistos?

381
00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:38,414
Maybe it was <i>taquitos</i>.
Maybe he lived for <i>taquitos</i>. What?

382
00:29:38,505 --> 00:29:40,496
Kakistos.

383
00:29:42,585 --> 00:29:43,939
Is that bad?

384
00:29:45,385 --> 00:29:48,503
Kakistos is Greek.
It means the worst of the worst.

385
00:29:48,585 --> 00:29:53,580
It's also the name of a vampire
so old that his hands and feet are cloven.

386
00:29:56,785 --> 00:29:59,743
Now, this guy shows up
two days ago, right?

387
00:29:59,825 --> 00:30:03,580
Right around the time my bestest
new little sister makes the scene.

388
00:30:04,025 --> 00:30:06,062
You think he and Faith are connected?

389
00:30:06,145 --> 00:30:10,025
Giles, there are two things I don't believe in:
coincidence and leprechauns.

390
00:30:10,105 --> 00:30:15,305
Buffy, it's entirely possible that they both
arrived here by chance simultaneously.

391
00:30:15,385 --> 00:30:18,821
OK, but I was right
about the leprechauns, right?

392
00:30:18,905 --> 00:30:20,304
As far as I know.

393
00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:24,902
Good. OK, you phone England,
I'll talk to Faith, see if khaki trousers rings...

394
00:30:24,985 --> 00:30:29,900
- Kakistos.
- "Kakistos rings a bell. Or an alarm.

395
00:30:29,985 --> 00:30:32,101
- Right.
- Right.

396
00:30:39,745 --> 00:30:40,974
Hi.

397
00:30:41,585 --> 00:30:43,178
- Scott.
- How are you?

398
00:30:44,265 --> 00:30:46,825
- OK. I gotta...
- Be somewhere else, right?

399
00:30:46,905 --> 00:30:51,536
Think of this as my last-ditch effort.
I realise one more will qualify as stalking.

400
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:58,144
I've given a lot of thought - some might say
too much - to how I might be part of your life.

401
00:30:58,225 --> 00:31:02,617
It begins with conversation, we all know this.
Maybe over a cup of coffee,

402
00:31:02,705 --> 00:31:08,223
or maybe at the Buster Keaton festival
playing on State Street all this weekend.

403
00:31:10,225 --> 00:31:16,619
You know, come to think of it, I don't think
I've given a fair chance to Buster Keaton.

404
00:31:17,865 --> 00:31:24,020
I like what I've seen of him so far.
I think it might be time to see a little more.

405
00:31:25,545 --> 00:31:27,536
Keaton is key.

406
00:31:27,865 --> 00:31:33,304
Oh, um, I got you a little present. A guy in
the retro shop said it represents friendship,

407
00:31:33,385 --> 00:31:37,379
and that's something
I'd very much like to have with you.

408
00:31:39,905 --> 00:31:41,339
You like?

409
00:31:44,665 --> 00:31:47,737
I can't. I can't do this.

410
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:52,624
OK. I get the message.

411
00:31:55,945 --> 00:31:57,663
Are you all right?

412
00:31:58,465 --> 00:32:02,504
Giles, hi. Uh, yeah... I'm fine.

413
00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:06,418
- Did you reach the retreat?
- Yes, I did.

414
00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:09,501
What did her watcher say?

415
00:32:09,585 --> 00:32:11,576
Her Watcher's dead.

416
00:32:16,065 --> 00:32:18,056
The room's $18 a day.

417
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:21,695
- That's every day.
- I'll get it to you by tomorrow, I swear.

418
00:32:21,785 --> 00:32:23,344
It's not like I own the place.

419
00:32:23,585 --> 00:32:27,658
- But I bet you will some day.
- Not if I listen to broads like you.

420
00:32:28,705 --> 00:32:31,982
- Roommates are extra.
- I'm just visiting.

421
00:32:35,865 --> 00:32:38,300
So, what brings you to the poor side of town?

422
00:32:41,425 --> 00:32:45,055
Cloven guy. Goes by the name Kakistos.

423
00:32:46,585 --> 00:32:49,896
- What do you know about Kakistos?
- That he's here.

424
00:32:52,425 --> 00:32:56,055
We're not happy to see old friends, are we?
What did he do to you?

425
00:32:56,265 --> 00:32:58,654
It's what I did to him, all right?

426
00:32:59,985 --> 00:33:02,135
And what was that?

427
00:33:02,545 --> 00:33:04,980
Faith, you came here
for a reason. I can help.

428
00:33:05,305 --> 00:33:08,457
You can mind your own business.
I'm the one who can handle this.

429
00:33:08,545 --> 00:33:11,298
Yeah. You're a real bad-ass
when it comes to packing.

430
00:33:11,385 --> 00:33:14,662
What was that you said about my problem?
Gotta deal and move on?

431
00:33:14,745 --> 00:33:19,694
Well, you have the moving-on part here. What
about dealing? You gonna dump that on me?

432
00:33:19,785 --> 00:33:23,904
You don't know me, or what I've been
through. I'll take care of this, all right?

433
00:33:23,985 --> 00:33:26,704
Like you took care of your watcher?

434
00:33:32,945 --> 00:33:34,856
He killed her, didn't he?

435
00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:38,054
They don't have a word for what he did to her.

436
00:33:42,705 --> 00:33:45,299
- Oh, what now?
- Faith, you run, he runs after you.

437
00:33:45,505 --> 00:33:48,065
That's where the head start comes in handy.

438
00:33:51,785 --> 00:33:53,901
Faith...

439
00:34:03,945 --> 00:34:06,585
I just bought us a little more... time.

440
00:34:06,665 --> 00:34:09,464
- Oh, no!
- Scream later! Escape now!

441
00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:18,143
Let's go!

442
00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:37,618
We're OK. What happened?

443
00:34:40,345 --> 00:34:42,416
Faith, what happened?

444
00:34:43,025 --> 00:34:46,495
I was there when he killed my watcher,

445
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:50,624
and I saw what he did to her,
what he was gonna do to me.

446
00:34:50,705 --> 00:34:54,255
I tried to stop him, but I...
I couldn't. And I ran.

447
00:34:54,345 --> 00:34:57,940
Faith, first rule of slaying - don't die.

448
00:34:58,545 --> 00:35:05,463
You did the right thing, OK? You didn't die.
Now you do the math - one of him, two of us.

449
00:35:06,185 --> 00:35:07,300
Yes.

450
00:35:07,385 --> 00:35:09,376
No.

451
00:35:10,705 --> 00:35:13,697
- This is his place.
- He drove us here.

452
00:35:33,945 --> 00:35:35,424
Faith!

453
00:35:35,585 --> 00:35:37,064
Don't die!

454
00:35:50,305 --> 00:35:51,864
Don't!

455
00:36:07,985 --> 00:36:11,819
If we don't do something,
the Master could get killed.

456
00:36:13,145 --> 00:36:15,216
Well, our prayers are with him.

457
00:36:17,345 --> 00:36:20,463
There's a reason these vengeance
crusades are out of style.

458
00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:24,015
See, the modern vampire,
we see the big picture.

459
00:36:31,105 --> 00:36:33,574
I guess you need a bigger stake, Slayer!

460
00:36:54,865 --> 00:36:56,776
You hungry?

461
00:36:56,865 --> 00:36:58,856
Starved.

462
00:37:04,865 --> 00:37:07,823
The Council has approved our request.

463
00:37:07,905 --> 00:37:10,101
Faith is to stay here indefinitely,

464
00:37:10,185 --> 00:37:13,257
and I'm to look after you both
until a new watcher is assigned.

465
00:37:13,345 --> 00:37:16,417
Good. She really came through in the end.

466
00:37:17,545 --> 00:37:21,823
She had a lot to deal with,
but she did it. She got it behind her.

467
00:37:21,905 --> 00:37:24,215
I'm glad to hear it.

468
00:37:28,065 --> 00:37:30,534
Angel was cured.

469
00:37:32,665 --> 00:37:34,622
I'm sorry?

470
00:37:36,265 --> 00:37:39,735
When I killed him, Angel was cured.

471
00:37:41,465 --> 00:37:44,537
Your spell worked at the last minute, Will.

472
00:37:45,025 --> 00:37:50,179
I was about to take him out and, um,
something went through him,

473
00:37:50,265 --> 00:37:52,142
and he was Angel again.

474
00:37:54,225 --> 00:37:57,297
He didn't remember anything that he'd done.

475
00:37:58,225 --> 00:38:00,455
He just held me.

476
00:38:02,345 --> 00:38:06,100
But it was... it was too late and I had to.

477
00:38:08,185 --> 00:38:13,624
So I told him that I loved him,
then I kissed him,

478
00:38:13,705 --> 00:38:15,696
then I killed him.

479
00:38:22,985 --> 00:38:27,058
I don't know if that helps
with your spell or not, Giles.

480
00:38:28,585 --> 00:38:30,656
Yes, I believe it will.

481
00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:32,903
I'm sorry.

482
00:38:33,385 --> 00:38:35,376
It's OK.

483
00:38:36,145 --> 00:38:41,265
I've been holding onto that for so long,
it felt good to get it out.

484
00:38:44,425 --> 00:38:46,143
I'll see you guys later.

485
00:38:56,345 --> 00:39:00,100
Giles, I know you don't like me
playing with mystical forces,

486
00:39:00,185 --> 00:39:03,416
but I can really help
with this binding spell.

487
00:39:03,865 --> 00:39:05,936
There is no spell.

488
00:39:19,145 --> 00:39:20,943
Scott...

489
00:39:21,545 --> 00:39:22,865
Hello.

490
00:39:22,945 --> 00:39:24,538
Hey.

491
00:39:25,145 --> 00:39:28,934
I was waiting for you to get out of class.

492
00:39:29,505 --> 00:39:31,303
Oh. Why?

493
00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:37,545
There was someone a while ago,
and the ring sort of confused me,

494
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:41,220
but I liked what you said about friendship
a lot. And Buster Keaton, big fun,

495
00:39:41,305 --> 00:39:45,378
and I'm capable of big fun, though there's
no way you could know that about me.

496
00:39:45,465 --> 00:39:50,175
Wow, if I knew I was gonna go on this long
I probably would've brought some water.

497
00:39:50,265 --> 00:39:54,179
What I'm trying to say is,
if you'd still like to go to the film festival,

498
00:39:54,265 --> 00:39:59,783
and I would understand if you didn't,
I'd pretty much love to go with you.

499
00:40:03,665 --> 00:40:07,704
I don't know, Buffy.
I'm really gonna have to think about this.

500
00:40:08,665 --> 00:40:11,464
OK, I thought about it and I'm in.
When do you wanna go?

501
00:40:11,545 --> 00:40:17,097
Well, I have one thing that I have to do
tonight, and then I'm good.

502
00:40:17,465 --> 00:40:19,422
Good.

503
00:40:59,945 --> 00:41:01,743
Goodbye.

504
00:42:37,665 --> 00:42:39,656
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505
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