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"And on that tragic day,
an era came to its inevitable end."

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- That's all there is. Are you ready?
- Hit me.

3
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"Which best expresses the theme of the
passage? A: Violence breeds violence?"

4
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"B: All things must end? C..."

5
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B. I'm going with B.
We haven't had a B in for ever.

6
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This is the SATs, Buffy, not connect-the-dots.

7
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Pay attention. A low score could harm
your chances of getting into college.

8
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That takes the pressure right off.

9
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It isn't meant to be easy. It's a rite of passage.

10
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Is it too late to join a tribe where they just
pierce something or cut something off?

11
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Buffy, please concentrate.

12
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- Roll.
- What?

13
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I broke my number two pencil.
We'll have to do this again sometime.

14
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"C: All systems tend towards chaos."

15
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I just know that us and the undead are the
only people in Sunnydale working this late.

16
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I appreciate you coming.

17
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I realise it is early - for you -

18
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but I think you'll agree that
this matter is urgent, also delicate.

19
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- I'm a very delicate person.
- So you feel you can handle this?

20
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It's a little out of my element,
but I can get you what you need.

21
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I know a beast who knows a guy.

22
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Are you sure that subcontracting
is the way to go here?

23
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This guy's worked your town before,

24
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and if he lives up to his rep,
this place'll be in flames.

25
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I've made certain deals to get where I am
today. This demon requires his tribute.

26
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You see, that's what separates me
from other politicians, Mr Trick.

27
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I keep my campaign promises.

28
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Where'd I put that Scotch?

29
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Then I was being chased by an answer
bubble screaming "None of the above."

30
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Wow. I hope that wasn't
one of your prophecy dreams.

31
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Probably not.

32
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I took it last year. I could help you get ready.

33
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There's this whole trick to antonyms,
but this isn't the place.

34
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Oz is the highest-scoring person
ever to fail to graduate.

35
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- Isn't she cute when she's proud?
- She's always cute.

36
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- We could work on it tonight.
- Work on what?

37
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- Oh, God. Are we killing something again?
- Only my carefree spirit.

38
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- Buffy SAT prep.
- Oz is helping. He's the highest-scoring...

39
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We know. We did
the impressed thing already.

40
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I hate that thing. It's totally fascist, and
it discriminates against the uninformed.

41
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Actually, I'm looking forward to it.
I do well on standardised tests.

42
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What? I can't have layers?

43
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- So, Buff, study tonight?
- Yes on the studying, no on tonight.

44
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I'm putting in Mom time.
She's been drastic since I got back.

45
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And Giles is even worse. I'm supervised 24-7.

46
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It's like being in
The Real World house, only real.

47
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Candy bars. Lots of 'em.

48
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Principal Snyder, thank you.

49
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You weren't visited by the Ghost
of Christmas Past, by any chance?

50
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- It's band candy.
- Let's hear it for the band. Very generous.

51
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You will sell it to raise money for the
marching band. They need new uniforms.

52
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- Yeah. Those tall, fuzzy hats ain't cheap.
- But they go with everything.

53
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We love the idea of going all Willy Loman,
but we're not in the band.

54
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And if I'd handed you a trombone,
that would've been a problem, Summers.

55
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It's candy. Sell it.

56
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- But you're not in the band.
- And yet.

57
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Buffy, what would I do
with 40 chocolate bars?

58
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You could hand them out at the gallery. "Buy
something pre-Colombian, get a free cavity."

59
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20.

60
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- You're a good mom.
- I'm the best.

61
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No, I'm pretty sure the best moms
let their daughters drive.

62
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- And yet.
- Come on.

63
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- Look, let's not have this conversation.
- But I took the class.

64
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I watched the film strips with the blood
and the corpses. I'm prepped.

65
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Honey, you failed the written test. They
wouldn't even let you take the road test.

66
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That was a year ago.

67
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And I don't test well,
she said, two days before the SATs.

68
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I spend enough time
not knowing where you are.

69
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I don't wanna add the possibility
that you're on the highway to Chicago.

70
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I can't believe you. I'm not taking off again.

71
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- Besides, I could just get on a bus.
- Stop. Don't.

72
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I just don't want you driving, OK?
I want you here.

73
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I'm here. See me here.

74
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- I gotta go.
- What, you're going out?

75
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Giles. Slay-study double feature.
Could be late.

76
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Again? Honey, don't you think Mr Giles
is monopolising an awful lot of your time?

77
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And does he ever say he's sorry?

78
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Sorry.

79
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- Why do I put up with this?
- Because it is your destiny.

80
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And because I just bought
20 coco-rific candy bars.

81
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You're doing this to take
funny pictures of me.

82
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I'm doing it to test your awareness
of an opponent's location

83
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during a fight in total darkness.

84
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Now, wait five seconds
and then throw the ball at me.

85
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You ran out of new training ideas
about a week ago, huh? OK.

86
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Five, four, three, two, one.

87
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It's not that simple, is it?

88
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Yes, well, very good.

89
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- Thanks.
- Where are you going? We have to patrol.

90
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I can't. Mom's in hyperdrive.
She wants me home tonight.

91
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- But, I...
- I know. She's out of control.

92
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Enjoy the candy.

93
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Buffy.

94
00:08:06,305 --> 00:08:08,899
I didn't know you could do that.

95
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I'm feelin' better.

96
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Angel.

97
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Let's go inside.

98
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It's late. How'd you get away?

99
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It was easy. Started a fire
in the prison laundry room.

100
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Rode out in the garbage truck.

101
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I'm joking. No garbage. Smell me.

102
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How is... Scott?

103
00:09:02,265 --> 00:09:04,256
Scott?

104
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Boyfriend Scott.

105
00:09:08,585 --> 00:09:10,576
Actually, he's not...

106
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He's fine.

107
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That's for you.

108
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- It's fresh from the butcher.
- Thanks.

109
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- You're being careful, right?
- With Scott?

110
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The slaying.

111
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Yeah, of course. Full of carefulness.

112
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I worry about you.

113
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I worry about you.

114
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- I'm gettin' stronger.
- Yeah, pretty soon you won't even need me.

115
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That'll be better.

116
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Yeah.

117
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Hey. Sorry I'm late.

118
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You know Giles. All slay, all the time.

119
00:10:18,825 --> 00:10:20,816
Hello, Buffy.

120
00:10:22,105 --> 00:10:25,735
Do you wanna watch television?
There's a very insightful <i>Nightline</i> on.

121
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Buffy, you lied to us.
And you made us into your alibis.

122
00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:32,657
That's playing us against each other
and that's not fair.

123
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I called Willow. You also lied to her about
your whereabouts. We were all concerned.

124
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- Thank you.
- Look, I'm sorry, but I had to...

125
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Were you at the Bronze? What was
happening there that was so important?

126
00:10:47,745 --> 00:10:53,423
- Bronze things. Things of Bronze.
- You're acting really immature, Buffy.

127
00:10:53,505 --> 00:10:56,463
I'm not your parent, but I am
responsible for you. She's right.

128
00:10:56,545 --> 00:11:00,584
OK, I'm acting like a child. Maybe because
you're both treating me like a child.

129
00:11:00,665 --> 00:11:03,418
- Buffy.
- You're both scheduling me 24 hours a day.

130
00:11:03,505 --> 00:11:08,705
Between the two of you, that's 48 hours.
I wanna make a few decisions on my own.

131
00:11:08,785 --> 00:11:11,254
The last time you made a decision, you split.

132
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Yeah, and I took care of myself.
I don't need this much active parenting.

133
00:11:15,345 --> 00:11:18,701
You can't try using this summer
as a reason you should be trusted.

134
00:11:18,785 --> 00:11:22,619
You can't baby-sit me all the time.
I need you to back off a little.

135
00:11:22,705 --> 00:11:25,299
All right, come on. Let's not freak out.

136
00:11:25,705 --> 00:11:29,903
- Freak out?
- I think you should go to bed.

137
00:11:29,985 --> 00:11:31,976
We're all tired.

138
00:11:39,745 --> 00:11:42,339
She just drives me crazy.

139
00:11:46,585 --> 00:11:49,179
I just wanna protect her.

140
00:11:49,265 --> 00:11:51,336
Don't all parents want that?

141
00:11:51,425 --> 00:11:55,498
But at least most parents have some idea
what to protect their children from.

142
00:11:55,585 --> 00:11:59,294
Yeah. And I think we should both
be especially careful.

143
00:12:09,305 --> 00:12:11,296
Trust me.

144
00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:16,294
You don't wanna eat that.

145
00:12:24,505 --> 00:12:26,496
Think fast.

146
00:12:31,305 --> 00:12:36,903
I heard there's a secret rule that if a teacher's
more than 10 minutes late, we can all leave.

147
00:12:36,985 --> 00:12:41,104
It's Giles' turn to watch study hall.
He'll be here. He's allergic to late.

148
00:12:41,185 --> 00:12:42,983
He is wound a little tight.

149
00:12:43,065 --> 00:12:46,456
I had this philosophy book checked out
from the library for a year,

150
00:12:46,545 --> 00:12:49,344
and he made me pay the fine,
even though it was huge.

151
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It was sad to return it. It was perfect for
starting conversations with college boys.

152
00:12:54,745 --> 00:12:58,101
- Of course, that was BX.
- BX?

153
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Before Xander. Clever.

154
00:13:01,265 --> 00:13:05,657
- I like chocolate. There is no bad here.
- You still have some left?

155
00:13:05,745 --> 00:13:10,103
I went to four houses and they were gone.
It's like trick-or-treating in reverse.

156
00:13:10,185 --> 00:13:15,863
I know. They're selling like hot cakes, which
is ironic, cos the hot cakes aren't movin'.

157
00:13:18,505 --> 00:13:21,497
And it's fun to sell chocolate.

158
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,897
And we're raising a lot of money for the band.

159
00:13:30,985 --> 00:13:33,374
The band, yeah. They're great.

160
00:13:34,185 --> 00:13:37,576
- They march.
- Like an army.

161
00:13:40,745 --> 00:13:47,014
Except with music instead of bullets,
and usually no one dies.

162
00:13:50,985 --> 00:13:53,420
I can't believe this.

163
00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:58,534
Where is Giles already? I'm bored,
and he's not here to give me credit for it.

164
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:05,498
The big pinhead librarian didn't show up,
and I don't wanna do it. You do it.

165
00:14:05,585 --> 00:14:07,974
All right, fine. I'll do it.

166
00:14:10,585 --> 00:14:15,022
Everybody expects me to do everything
around here because I'm the principal.

167
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,415
It's not fair.

168
00:14:19,145 --> 00:14:20,863
Hey!

169
00:14:20,945 --> 00:14:27,214
We're all stuck here. So let's just sit quietly
and pretend we're reading something

170
00:14:27,305 --> 00:14:31,219
until we're really sure that
old Commandant Snyder's gone.

171
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:34,900
- Then we're all outta here!
- Does anyone else wanna marry Ms Barton?

172
00:14:34,985 --> 00:14:38,535
- Get in line.
- I guess Giles isn't coming?

173
00:14:39,105 --> 00:14:41,096
I guess not.

174
00:14:57,185 --> 00:14:59,620
Buffy.

175
00:14:59,705 --> 00:15:04,734
Sorry. I was just worried.
You were a big not-there in study hall.

176
00:15:04,825 --> 00:15:08,420
After your lecture on not ducking out...
What is my mother doing here?

177
00:15:08,505 --> 00:15:11,657
We had an opportunity for,
you might say, a summit meeting.

178
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,624
It took priority over study hall.

179
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,696
I called in.

180
00:15:17,345 --> 00:15:22,181
- We decided you made a good point earlier.
- I did, yeah.

181
00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:26,099
- Which was...?
- About us overscheduling you.

182
00:15:26,185 --> 00:15:28,495
Pulling you in two directions,

183
00:15:28,585 --> 00:15:31,464
your home life and your duties as a slayer.

184
00:15:32,385 --> 00:15:36,697
- That was a good point.
- We're working out a schedule for you.

185
00:15:36,785 --> 00:15:40,983
It'll be tight, but I think we can
fit in all your responsibilities.

186
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,579
Sounds nice and structured.

187
00:15:44,345 --> 00:15:49,181
We've got more work to do here, honey.
Why don't you give us a little more time?

188
00:15:50,585 --> 00:15:54,340
Take the car, and Mr Giles
can drive me home.

189
00:15:54,425 --> 00:15:57,736
What? Excuse me, I meant what?

190
00:15:57,825 --> 00:16:00,499
Keys. Take them.

191
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:05,261
You don't have to tell me twice.
Well, actually, you did, but... bye.

192
00:16:05,345 --> 00:16:08,144
Bye, honey. Drive careful.

193
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:15,782
- Do you think she noticed anything?
- No way.

194
00:16:24,905 --> 00:16:26,657
Tell me again how it happened.

195
00:16:26,745 --> 00:16:31,740
I told my mom I wanted to be treated
more like a grown-up and voilà: driviness.

196
00:16:37,905 --> 00:16:42,217
Also I think she wanted me otherwhere.
Considering they're planning my future,

197
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:46,344
I think it's easier for them
to live my life if I'm not actually there.

198
00:16:46,425 --> 00:16:49,497
Do you know that
you have the parking brake on?

199
00:16:53,905 --> 00:16:57,660
Are you sure about the Bronze?
I mean, the SATs are tomorrow.

200
00:16:57,745 --> 00:17:02,342
I can study at the Bronze.
A little dancing, a little cross-multiplying.

201
00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:05,735
You know what we need?

202
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,214
Eyes on the road. Eyes on the road!

203
00:17:15,105 --> 00:17:17,665
- You got good albums.
- Yeah, they're OK.

204
00:17:19,985 --> 00:17:22,215
Do you like Seals and Croft?

205
00:17:25,665 --> 00:17:27,656
Yeah, me neither.

206
00:17:29,105 --> 00:17:31,096
Thanks.

207
00:17:32,505 --> 00:17:35,224
So how come they call you Ripper?

208
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:39,014
Wouldn't you like to know? Wait a minute.

209
00:17:39,105 --> 00:17:41,096
Listen to this bit.

210
00:17:43,385 --> 00:17:46,104
- It rocks.
- It's good.

211
00:17:46,185 --> 00:17:48,574
Man, I gotta get a band together.

212
00:17:49,265 --> 00:17:51,654
Hey, Ripper, you wanna watch TV?

213
00:17:52,665 --> 00:17:56,215
- I know how to order pay-per-view.
- No, let's go out, have some fun.

214
00:17:56,305 --> 00:17:59,821
- Tear things up a bit.
- OK. We could go to the Bronze.

215
00:17:59,905 --> 00:18:01,942
Not bloody likely. That place is dead.

216
00:18:24,745 --> 00:18:27,134
Hey, they're diggin' us, man.

217
00:18:46,065 --> 00:18:48,102
Let's do the time warp again.

218
00:18:48,185 --> 00:18:52,975
Maybe there's a reunion in town
or a Billy Joel tour or something.

219
00:18:54,105 --> 00:18:57,496
- Ms Barton?
- Buffy? Whoa!

220
00:18:57,585 --> 00:19:00,623
- Are you OK, Ms Barton?
- I'm cool, Willow.

221
00:19:00,705 --> 00:19:03,902
Willow. That's a tree. You're a tree.

222
00:19:05,585 --> 00:19:08,577
Are there any nachos in here, little tree?

223
00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:11,498
Are you sure you don't need
some fresh air, Ms Barton?

224
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,656
OK.

225
00:19:13,745 --> 00:19:16,100
This is not normal.

226
00:19:16,185 --> 00:19:19,416
- Maybe that goes without saying.
- Hey, gang.

227
00:19:19,505 --> 00:19:22,497
This place is Fun City, huh?

228
00:19:22,585 --> 00:19:24,576
- Principal Snyder?
- Call me Snyder.

229
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:29,865
Just a last name, like Barbarino.
I'm so stoked!

230
00:19:31,665 --> 00:19:34,339
Did you see Ms Barton? I think she's wasted.

231
00:19:34,425 --> 00:19:39,659
I'm gonna have to put that in her next
performance review cos I'm the principal.

232
00:19:40,825 --> 00:19:43,499
I don't like this.
They could have heart attacks.

233
00:19:43,585 --> 00:19:45,895
Well, maybe there's a doctor here.

234
00:19:48,865 --> 00:19:51,254
I think that is my doctor.

235
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,019
He's usually less topless.

236
00:19:55,105 --> 00:19:59,975
I got a commendation for being principal.
From the Mayor. Shook my hand twice.

237
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,056
That's nice.

238
00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:08,899
There are some foxy ladies here tonight.

239
00:20:08,985 --> 00:20:11,420
- What's happening?
- I don't know.

240
00:20:11,505 --> 00:20:14,224
But it's happening
to a whole lot of grown-ups.

241
00:20:14,305 --> 00:20:17,980
- They're acting like a bunch...
- They're acting like a bunch of us.

242
00:20:18,065 --> 00:20:20,102
I don't act like this.

243
00:20:21,825 --> 00:20:24,339
- Demand's high.
- I thought it might be.

244
00:20:24,425 --> 00:20:29,101
I love this country. You make a good product
and the people will come to you.

245
00:20:29,185 --> 00:20:33,497
Of course, a lot of them are gonna die, but
that's the other reason I love this country.

246
00:20:33,585 --> 00:20:36,976
- Hey! Don't sample the product.
- I didn't.

247
00:20:42,185 --> 00:20:45,815
- OK. How did you know he was...
- I don't.

248
00:20:45,905 --> 00:20:48,181
Now I know no one else will.

249
00:20:48,265 --> 00:20:51,178
We're gettin' close. Keep it flowin'.

250
00:20:51,265 --> 00:20:53,654
It's almost feedin' time.

251
00:20:59,665 --> 00:21:03,101
- Something's definitely changing them.
- A spell?

252
00:21:03,185 --> 00:21:07,179
They're teenagers.
It's a sobering mirror to look into, huh?

253
00:21:09,305 --> 00:21:11,296
You've got great hair.

254
00:21:30,505 --> 00:21:32,701
It just gets more upsetting.

255
00:21:37,265 --> 00:21:40,257
No vampire has ever been that scary.

256
00:21:44,385 --> 00:21:46,661
Fight!

257
00:21:46,745 --> 00:21:51,216
We gotta figure out what's going on.
This has Hellmouth fingerprints all over it.

258
00:21:53,505 --> 00:21:55,143
Where are we going?

259
00:21:56,265 --> 00:21:58,905
Wait up, you guys!

260
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:02,501
Hey! You guys aren't trying
to ditch me, are ya?

261
00:22:02,585 --> 00:22:07,022
- Giles'll know what's going on.
- For all we know, he's sweet 16 again.

262
00:22:07,105 --> 00:22:09,494
He's with your mom at his place.

263
00:22:10,425 --> 00:22:13,338
- I said wait up.
- Snyder...

264
00:22:13,425 --> 00:22:15,814
No time. He's coming with us.

265
00:22:17,905 --> 00:22:20,863
Whoa, Summers! You drive like a spaz!

266
00:22:55,865 --> 00:22:57,981
It'll be OK when we get to Giles'.

267
00:22:58,065 --> 00:23:02,502
Of course, even if he's 16, he's still Giles.
He's probably a pretty together guy.

268
00:23:02,585 --> 00:23:06,055
- Yeah, well...
- What?

269
00:23:06,505 --> 00:23:09,577
Giles at 16? Less "together" guy,

270
00:23:09,665 --> 00:23:13,181
more "bad magic, hates the world,
ticking time bomb" guy.

271
00:23:13,265 --> 00:23:16,656
Well, then, I guess
your mom's in a lotta trouble.

272
00:23:18,265 --> 00:23:22,418
- Must be exciting being from England.
- Not particularly.

273
00:23:22,505 --> 00:23:24,496
You cold?

274
00:23:24,585 --> 00:23:29,182
- I feel special. Like I'm just waking up, kinda.
- Yeah?

275
00:23:29,265 --> 00:23:32,701
Like getting married and having a kid
and everything was just a dream

276
00:23:32,785 --> 00:23:35,937
and now things are back
like they're supposed be.

277
00:23:36,025 --> 00:23:40,258
That's cool. Very Juice Newton.

278
00:23:40,345 --> 00:23:43,736
- You fancy it?
- Yeah, but the store's closed.

279
00:23:57,985 --> 00:24:00,579
Ripper, that was so brave.

280
00:24:02,705 --> 00:24:04,821
Hold it!

281
00:24:07,105 --> 00:24:11,417
This is great. Let's do doughnuts
in the football field, huh?

282
00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:17,494
Oh, my God, look out!

283
00:24:24,585 --> 00:24:26,576
Copper's got a gun.

284
00:24:27,745 --> 00:24:30,976
- You'll never use it, though, mate.
- Will so.

285
00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:34,336
Ripper, be careful.

286
00:24:42,585 --> 00:24:44,974
Told him he'd never use it.

287
00:24:46,065 --> 00:24:48,056
You are so cool.

288
00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:53,574
You're like Burt Reynolds.

289
00:25:11,665 --> 00:25:13,656
Sorry. Gotta go.

290
00:25:15,265 --> 00:25:18,576
Oh, God! Are you guys OK?

291
00:25:18,665 --> 00:25:21,737
Is anybody else all creeped out and trembly?

292
00:25:24,385 --> 00:25:26,945
Buffy, your mom's gonna kill you.

293
00:25:29,105 --> 00:25:32,177
- Something's weird.
- Something's not?

294
00:25:32,265 --> 00:25:34,256
No grown-ups.

295
00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:39,944
No one's protecting their houses.
Everyone's just wandering.

296
00:25:40,825 --> 00:25:43,943
Hey! Hey, give it!

297
00:25:44,745 --> 00:25:47,259
- Defenceless.
- Come on! That's mine!

298
00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:50,736
- So where are all the vampires?
- He stole my candy.

299
00:25:50,825 --> 00:25:54,216
- Soup's on but no one's grabbing a spoon.
- Something's happening

300
00:25:54,305 --> 00:25:57,775
- some place that's else.
- I'd say something big.

301
00:25:57,865 --> 00:26:00,459
That guy took my candy.

302
00:26:01,105 --> 00:26:04,382
The candy. It's gotta be the candy. It's cursed.

303
00:26:04,465 --> 00:26:06,741
A curse? I've got a curse.

304
00:26:06,825 --> 00:26:09,101
God, using candy for evil.

305
00:26:09,185 --> 00:26:11,415
My parents ate a ton.

306
00:26:11,505 --> 00:26:13,815
- Who's behind it?
- I don't know.

307
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:16,897
It came through the school board.
If you knew that crowd...

308
00:26:16,985 --> 00:26:19,454
Where did it come from?
Do you know where to get it?

309
00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:20,615
Yeah.

310
00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:23,424
Get Xander and Cordelia.
Go to the library and look it up.

311
00:26:23,505 --> 00:26:27,419
- Candy curses?
- Disturbing second childhood. Got it.

312
00:26:27,505 --> 00:26:29,576
Rat Boy and I are going to the source.

313
00:26:50,425 --> 00:26:53,463
- Mom? Giles?
- Go away. We're busy.

314
00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:55,536
Mom!

315
00:26:55,625 --> 00:26:58,185
Where did you get that coat?
Never mind. Listen...

316
00:26:58,265 --> 00:27:00,905
- Back off.
- Giles, think about this.

317
00:27:00,985 --> 00:27:04,580
You wanna fight me
or you wanna let me talk to my mother?

318
00:27:08,505 --> 00:27:11,099
Mom, look at me. Do you know who I am?

319
00:27:11,185 --> 00:27:15,497
Of course. You're Buffy. They're giving
away candy. You want some candy?

320
00:27:15,585 --> 00:27:18,338
No, I don't.
And you don't need any more, either.

321
00:27:18,425 --> 00:27:20,860
I'm fine. I can have more if I want.

322
00:27:21,185 --> 00:27:25,019
- You are not fine. You need to go home.
- Screw you.

323
00:27:26,505 --> 00:27:28,735
- I want candy.
- Mom.

324
00:27:28,825 --> 00:27:31,578
You wanna slay stuff
and I'm not allowed to do anything.

325
00:27:31,665 --> 00:27:34,339
Well, this is what I wanna do,
so get off my back.

326
00:27:34,425 --> 00:27:36,416
- Mom, please...
- For God's sake.

327
00:27:36,505 --> 00:27:41,500
- Let your mum have her sodding candy.
- Look at that dent in your car. I did that.

328
00:27:41,585 --> 00:27:43,895
Oh, my God.

329
00:27:43,985 --> 00:27:47,580
What was I thinking
when I bought the Geek Machine?

330
00:27:48,825 --> 00:27:50,816
- Listen to me. You...
- You listen to me.

331
00:27:50,905 --> 00:27:54,535
I'm your watcher, so you do what I tell you.
Now, sod off!

332
00:27:57,185 --> 00:28:00,894
- Take her home.
- Joyce...

333
00:28:14,585 --> 00:28:16,576
Mom.

334
00:28:17,705 --> 00:28:19,696
You leave her alone.

335
00:28:21,585 --> 00:28:24,099
Hey, Brit Face. Wait up.

336
00:28:25,665 --> 00:28:27,656
Stay.

337
00:28:38,665 --> 00:28:41,657
- It smells so chocolaty.
- This is far out.

338
00:28:41,745 --> 00:28:45,739
Yeah, I've been out there. Town's wide open.
You guys can go anytime.

339
00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:48,416
Ethan Rayne.

340
00:28:55,545 --> 00:28:57,536
Might wanna hurry.

341
00:28:57,985 --> 00:28:59,578
Ethan.

342
00:29:01,105 --> 00:29:02,823
Ripper.

343
00:29:09,025 --> 00:29:12,814
At first it was fun. They seemed like
they were in this really good mood,

344
00:29:12,905 --> 00:29:16,819
- not like parents, and then...
- Badness?

345
00:29:16,905 --> 00:29:21,422
Mom started borrowing my clothes.
There should be an age limit on Lycra pants.

346
00:29:21,505 --> 00:29:25,260
And Dad, he just locked himself in the
bathroom with old copies of <i>Esquire</i>.

347
00:29:25,345 --> 00:29:28,701
I don't get this. The candy makes
you feel immature and stuff,

348
00:29:28,785 --> 00:29:31,504
but I've had a ton and I don't feel any dif...

349
00:29:31,585 --> 00:29:34,338
- Never mind.
- I'll take that one.

350
00:29:46,825 --> 00:29:48,975
- You wanna swap?
- What? Swap?

351
00:29:49,065 --> 00:29:54,060
You wanna swap? This book is really thick,
and I'm not sure it's in English.

352
00:30:24,305 --> 00:30:25,579
Bloody hell!

353
00:30:25,665 --> 00:30:29,215
<i>That's what smoking'll do to you.
Now be quiet.</i>

354
00:30:29,305 --> 00:30:31,296
Where'd the bastard go?

355
00:30:38,105 --> 00:30:40,096
What?

356
00:30:46,185 --> 00:30:49,257
Look. A box full of farm-fresh chicken.

357
00:30:53,425 --> 00:30:55,496
Do you suppose they're OK?

358
00:30:59,585 --> 00:31:01,576
So...

359
00:31:01,665 --> 00:31:04,976
are you two kinda... like...

360
00:31:06,505 --> 00:31:08,496
goin' steady?

361
00:31:17,545 --> 00:31:22,016
So, Ethan, what are we playing?
We're in a talk-or-bleed situation. Your call.

362
00:31:22,105 --> 00:31:24,016
Hit him.

363
00:31:24,105 --> 00:31:27,496
I'd just like to point out
that this wasn't my idea.

364
00:31:27,585 --> 00:31:31,101
- Meaning?
- I'm subcontracting. It's Trick you want.

365
00:31:31,185 --> 00:31:35,383
I'm just helping him collect
a tribute... for a demon.

366
00:31:35,465 --> 00:31:37,979
- He's lying.
- I don't think he is, and shut up.

367
00:31:38,065 --> 00:31:41,103
- You're my slayer. Knock his teeth down...
- Giles!

368
00:31:44,105 --> 00:31:46,494
- What demon?
- I don't remember.

369
00:31:48,185 --> 00:31:49,903
Yes!

370
00:31:50,425 --> 00:31:53,816
Lurconis. Demon named Lurconis.

371
00:31:53,905 --> 00:31:56,624
They wanted a way
to get the tribute away from people.

372
00:31:56,705 --> 00:32:00,744
- So you're just Diversion Guy?
- More than a diversion.

373
00:32:00,825 --> 00:32:05,103
They said the tribute was so big that
people would never let them take it,

374
00:32:05,185 --> 00:32:07,745
that people had to be out of it.

375
00:32:07,825 --> 00:32:10,624
Later, when the candy wore off,
they'd blame themselves.

376
00:32:10,705 --> 00:32:14,414
Hence land of the irresponsible.
So where's Trick?

377
00:32:14,505 --> 00:32:17,099
- I don't know exactly.
- Hit him again.

378
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:20,735
No. I really don't know. Delivering the tribute.

379
00:32:21,505 --> 00:32:27,103
Which brings us to the bonus question, and
a wrong answer will cost you all your points.

380
00:32:29,105 --> 00:32:30,459
What's the tribute?

381
00:33:13,705 --> 00:33:16,538
Right. Lurconis.

382
00:33:16,625 --> 00:33:19,617
Lurconis. A demon. What's his deal?

383
00:33:19,705 --> 00:33:23,255
- See if it says anything about a tribute.
- A tribute? Like what?

384
00:33:23,345 --> 00:33:25,336
I don't know.

385
00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:30,099
- My source is all tapped out.
- She whupped you good, huh?

386
00:33:32,785 --> 00:33:36,744
I can do that. I took taekwondo at the Y.

387
00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:47,656
No, it's definitely a demon. A big one.

388
00:33:57,425 --> 00:34:00,019
Giles, give me the gun. Giles.

389
00:34:01,185 --> 00:34:03,176
Now.

390
00:34:05,105 --> 00:34:08,097
It's Willow. She wants you real bad.

391
00:34:09,785 --> 00:34:14,814
Oz just found it. "The tribute
to Lurconis is made every 30 years."

392
00:34:14,905 --> 00:34:20,696
It's a ritual feeding. And this one's late,
so it's probably, you know, a big meal.

393
00:34:24,985 --> 00:34:26,976
Lurconis eats babies.

394
00:34:29,585 --> 00:34:32,099
- Come on.
- Well, what about that man?

395
00:34:32,185 --> 00:34:35,257
See if you can find something
to tie him up with.

396
00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,736
Never tell me.

397
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:50,340
I didn't see anything.
I don't know where they are.

398
00:34:50,425 --> 00:34:52,985
Something's gonna eat those babies?

399
00:34:53,065 --> 00:34:55,898
- What can I do?
- I think that is so wrong.

400
00:34:55,985 --> 00:35:00,855
- Get off my back about it!
- She never saw who took 'em. Dozy cow.

401
00:35:01,345 --> 00:35:03,814
- I know who took them.
- Let's do something.

402
00:35:03,905 --> 00:35:06,977
Let's find the demon
and kick the crap out of it.

403
00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:11,184
- Is that what happens now?
- Yeah, if we knew where they were.

404
00:35:11,265 --> 00:35:14,974
"Lurconis dwells beneath the city,
filth to filth."

405
00:35:15,065 --> 00:35:17,102
What?

406
00:35:17,185 --> 00:35:20,576
I know this. I knew this.

407
00:35:21,905 --> 00:35:25,102
Lurconis means... "glutton".

408
00:35:26,185 --> 00:35:28,176
And we'll find it...

409
00:35:29,665 --> 00:35:32,339
- in the sewers.
- The sewers?

410
00:35:32,425 --> 00:35:34,860
Good. You go do that thing with the demon,

411
00:35:34,945 --> 00:35:39,496
and I'll stay here in case
the babies find their way back.

412
00:35:39,585 --> 00:35:42,577
- The babies must be so scared.
- You filthy little ponce.

413
00:35:42,665 --> 00:35:46,977
- Are you afraid of a little demon?
- You wanna splash around in the pooh!

414
00:35:47,065 --> 00:35:51,104
You know what? Everybody just stop it!
OK, listen to me.

415
00:35:51,185 --> 00:35:54,621
I need help, OK? Giles, I need grown-ups.

416
00:35:55,185 --> 00:35:59,418
These children are gonna die
if we don't act now, OK, and think clearly.

417
00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:01,894
There is no room for mistakes.

418
00:36:03,265 --> 00:36:06,496
Besides which, you guys
are just wigging me out.

419
00:36:07,745 --> 00:36:09,736
Sorry.

420
00:36:09,825 --> 00:36:12,101
- We'll behave.
- Good.

421
00:36:13,185 --> 00:36:15,495
Snyder, go home.

422
00:36:15,585 --> 00:36:18,657
- I can do that.
- Giles, we're going to the sewers.

423
00:36:20,585 --> 00:36:22,576
And don't do that.

424
00:36:49,265 --> 00:36:52,656
Come on, big guy.
They're not gettin' any fresher.

425
00:37:02,105 --> 00:37:03,823
Carol. Hi. Yeah.

426
00:37:03,905 --> 00:37:09,503
Call Dave on the public-works committee
tomorrow about sewer maintenance.

427
00:37:09,585 --> 00:37:13,977
I have some concerns regarding exposed
gas pipes, infrastructure, ventilation.

428
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:16,944
And cancel my three o'clock.

429
00:37:25,425 --> 00:37:27,462
Hi.

430
00:38:13,345 --> 00:38:15,734
What the hell's that?

431
00:38:21,665 --> 00:38:23,178
Lurconis, I'm thinking.

432
00:38:23,265 --> 00:38:28,624
Ordinarily, I like other people to do my
fighting, but I just gotta see what you got.

433
00:38:28,705 --> 00:38:31,902
- Just tell me when it hurts.
- Come on.

434
00:38:33,065 --> 00:38:35,295
Giles! No!

435
00:39:01,225 --> 00:39:05,219
You and me, girl. There's high times ahead.

436
00:39:07,185 --> 00:39:10,576
They never just leave.
Always gotta say something.

437
00:39:13,425 --> 00:39:15,894
Can we go home now?

438
00:39:16,345 --> 00:39:19,895
Yeah, we can go home.
I've got the SATs tomorrow.

439
00:39:20,665 --> 00:39:23,259
Blow them off. I'll write you a note.

440
00:39:24,825 --> 00:39:27,180
No. It's OK.

441
00:39:27,265 --> 00:39:30,303
Poor babies. Come on.

442
00:39:32,105 --> 00:39:35,257
- And your friend?
- Paid him.

443
00:39:35,345 --> 00:39:38,975
The man did his job.
No reason to burn that bridge.

444
00:39:39,065 --> 00:39:43,104
- This didn't turn out the way I had planned.
- Where's the downside?

445
00:39:43,185 --> 00:39:46,337
You just got yourself one less demon
you have to pay tribute to.

446
00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:49,577
The way I see it, I did you a favour.

447
00:39:49,665 --> 00:39:51,656
I guess you did.

448
00:39:53,745 --> 00:39:58,740
In the future... I'd be very careful
how many favours you do for me.

449
00:40:10,265 --> 00:40:14,054
Hey, Snyder. Heard you had some fun
Friday night. Have you come down yet?

450
00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:17,740
- That's Principal Snyder.
- And that's a big yep.

451
00:40:17,825 --> 00:40:21,056
You look like four young people
with too much time on your hands.

452
00:40:21,145 --> 00:40:24,501
- Not really.
- Busy like a bee, actually.

453
00:40:24,585 --> 00:40:27,099
- Bee-like.
- Good.

454
00:40:27,185 --> 00:40:30,894
It seems we had some vandalism
Friday on school property,

455
00:40:30,985 --> 00:40:36,936
and I was just looking for some...
volunteers to help clean it up.

456
00:40:39,825 --> 00:40:42,977
Kiss rocks? Why would anyone wanna kiss...

457
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:45,056
Wait. I get it.

458
00:40:46,065 --> 00:40:48,454
Let's get you some paint remover.

459
00:40:50,305 --> 00:40:52,740
It was just too much to deal with.

460
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:55,419
It was like nothing made sense any more.

461
00:40:55,505 --> 00:40:59,100
The things that I thought
I understood were gone.

462
00:40:59,185 --> 00:41:01,574
I just felt so alone.

463
00:41:02,825 --> 00:41:06,022
- Was that the math or the verbal?
- Mostly the math.

464
00:41:06,745 --> 00:41:10,261
Well, if you scored low,
then you can always take them again.

465
00:41:10,345 --> 00:41:16,580
More SATs? ls there really a point?
I could die before I even apply to college.

466
00:41:16,665 --> 00:41:21,296
- And then you very possibly might not.
- Well, let's just keep hope alive.

467
00:41:22,185 --> 00:41:23,937
- Hello.
- Hi.

468
00:41:25,105 --> 00:41:29,178
I say, your car seems to have had
an adventure, doesn't it?

469
00:41:29,265 --> 00:41:31,859
Buffy assures me that
it happened battling evil,

470
00:41:31,945 --> 00:41:35,904
so I'm letting her pay for it
on the instalment plan.

471
00:41:35,985 --> 00:41:39,296
The way things were going,
be glad that's the worst that happened.

472
00:41:39,385 --> 00:41:43,504
At least I got to the two of you
before you actually did something.

473
00:41:47,425 --> 00:41:49,416
- Right.
- Indeed.

474
00:41:49,505 --> 00:41:51,098
Yes.

475
00:41:51,305 --> 00:41:55,014
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476
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