1
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If I could walk out

2
00:00:13,345 --> 00:00:18,499
You know I never lied

3
00:00:31,545 --> 00:00:32,979
Oz! Hey.

4
00:00:33,065 --> 00:00:35,659
Have a seat. Except we don't have any seats.

5
00:00:35,745 --> 00:00:37,622
It's OK. I'll just scrunch in.

6
00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:43,574
- Xander, why are you giving me a lap dance?
- What? I just like ya.

7
00:00:43,665 --> 00:00:47,499
And that's very beautiful. I think it's great
when two people like two people

8
00:00:47,585 --> 00:00:50,384
and wanna be close to them
instead of anyone else.

9
00:00:50,465 --> 00:00:53,378
- Hear, hear!
- Yeah, well put. Can I snag a sip?

10
00:00:53,465 --> 00:00:54,944
- Sure.
- You got it.

11
00:00:58,385 --> 00:01:00,183
Thank you.

12
00:01:00,665 --> 00:01:04,340
Thank you. We're here
through Saturday. Enjoy the veal.

13
00:01:04,985 --> 00:01:07,181
Why are you guys so hyper?

14
00:01:07,265 --> 00:01:11,623
Hey, speaking of people and things
they do that aren't like usual,

15
00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:14,823
anyone notice Buffy acting sort of different?

16
00:01:14,905 --> 00:01:19,661
Let's see, killing zombies,
torching sewer monsters and...

17
00:01:19,745 --> 00:01:22,134
No, that's pretty much the same old Buffster.

18
00:01:22,225 --> 00:01:28,096
I just mean she's off by herself a lot
more, and she's kind of distracted.

19
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Think maybe she has a new honey?

20
00:01:30,865 --> 00:01:33,618
A boyfriend? Why wouldn't she tell us?

21
00:01:33,705 --> 00:01:36,743
Excuse me? When your last steady
killed half the class,

22
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then your rebound guy sends you
a dump-a-gram? It makes a girl shy.

23
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But we're the best of Buffy's
bestest buds. She'd tell us.

24
00:01:44,825 --> 00:01:45,860
Tell you what?

25
00:01:45,945 --> 00:01:49,461
About your new boyfriend,
who we made up. Unless we didn't.

26
00:01:49,545 --> 00:01:52,583
- This was a topic of discussion?
- Raised, but never discussed.

27
00:01:52,665 --> 00:01:54,781
So, are you dating somebody or not?

28
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I wouldn't use the word "dating".

29
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But I am going out with somebody.
Tonight, as a matter of fact.

30
00:02:01,905 --> 00:02:05,535
- Really? Who?
- What's up? Time to motivate.

31
00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,935
Really, we're just good friends.

32
00:02:44,985 --> 00:02:47,340
- Synchronised slaying.
- New Olympic category?

33
00:02:47,425 --> 00:02:49,939
- What do you think?
- Sloppy.

34
00:02:52,665 --> 00:02:55,054
You telegraph punches,
leave blind sides open,

35
00:02:55,145 --> 00:03:00,379
and, for a school-night slaying, take entirely
too much time. Which one of you is Faith?

36
00:03:00,465 --> 00:03:02,661
It depends. Who the hell are you?

37
00:03:03,585 --> 00:03:05,656
Gwendolyn Post. Mrs.

38
00:03:05,745 --> 00:03:07,816
Your new watcher.

39
00:04:04,305 --> 00:04:06,581
I'm telling you, I don't need a new watcher.

40
00:04:06,665 --> 00:04:10,420
No offence, lady. I just have
this problem with authority figures.

41
00:04:10,505 --> 00:04:12,815
They end up kinda dead.

42
00:04:12,905 --> 00:04:16,057
Duly noted. Fortunately, it's not up to you.

43
00:04:16,945 --> 00:04:20,063
Mr Giles, where do you keep
the rest of your books?

44
00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:23,538
- I'm sorry, the rest?
- Yes, the actual library.

45
00:04:25,585 --> 00:04:27,144
Oh. I see.

46
00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:30,661
I assure you, Mrs Post,
this is the finest occult reference collection...

47
00:04:30,745 --> 00:04:32,941
This side of the Atlantic. I'm sure.

48
00:04:33,025 --> 00:04:35,858
Do you have <i>Hume's
Paranormal Encyclopaedia?</i>

49
00:04:36,825 --> 00:04:39,624
<i>The Labyrinth Maps of Malta?</i>

50
00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:41,701
It's on order.

51
00:04:41,785 --> 00:04:44,937
I suppose you have Sir Robert Kane's
<i>Twilight Compendium?</i>

52
00:04:46,505 --> 00:04:49,418
Yes, I... Yes, I do.

53
00:04:49,945 --> 00:04:51,936
Yes, of course you do.

54
00:04:52,985 --> 00:04:56,455
I have been sent by the Council
for a very important reason.

55
00:04:56,545 --> 00:04:58,661
Faith needs a watcher.

56
00:04:58,745 --> 00:05:01,385
I am to act in that capacity and report back.

57
00:05:01,465 --> 00:05:04,105
Excuse me, Mary Poppins,
you don't seem to be listening...

58
00:05:04,185 --> 00:05:07,257
Faith, if the Council feels
you need closer observation,

59
00:05:07,345 --> 00:05:10,064
then we will all, of course, cooperate.

60
00:05:10,145 --> 00:05:15,219
The Council wishes me to report on
the entire situation here, including you.

61
00:05:16,625 --> 00:05:20,061
Academic probation's
not so funny today, huh, Giles?

62
00:05:20,425 --> 00:05:25,295
The fact is there's talk in the Council
that you have become a bit too American.

63
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- Me?
- Him?

64
00:05:26,905 --> 00:05:29,863
A demon named Lagos
is coming here to the Hellmouth.

65
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Mr Giles, an illustration
of Lagos, if you please.

66
00:05:34,705 --> 00:05:36,503
Yes.

67
00:05:38,185 --> 00:05:40,176
Perhaps later.

68
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Lagos seeks the Glove of Myhnegon.

69
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No record of this glove's full power exists,

70
00:05:46,585 --> 00:05:51,182
but we do know it is highly dangerous
and must not fall into the hands of a demon.

71
00:05:51,265 --> 00:05:53,063
Lagos must be stopped.

72
00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,658
What do you propose?

73
00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:59,182
Well, if it's not too radical a suggestion,
I thought we might kill him.

74
00:05:59,265 --> 00:06:02,815
I suggest two slayers at full strength
for a coordinated hunt.

75
00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:05,499
We believe the glove to be
buried in a tomb somewhere,

76
00:06:05,585 --> 00:06:07,861
so Lagos will be headed for the cemetery.

77
00:06:07,945 --> 00:06:10,061
There is more than one in Sunnydale.

78
00:06:10,145 --> 00:06:12,421
I see. How many?

79
00:06:13,065 --> 00:06:15,420
Twelve within the city limits.

80
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Well, we'll just have
to take them one at a time.

81
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Anything in your books that might pinpoint
the location of the tomb would be useful.

82
00:06:24,265 --> 00:06:26,541
But then, we cannot ask for miracles.

83
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We will begin tomorrow at sunset.

84
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Faith? With me, please.

85
00:06:39,385 --> 00:06:41,501
That was bracing.

86
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Interesting lady. Can we kill her?

87
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I think the Council might frown upon that.

88
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Well, how do you feel
about a spot of training?

89
00:07:47,185 --> 00:07:49,176
I'd better go.

90
00:07:50,305 --> 00:07:52,660
Big night for us slayer types.

91
00:07:53,585 --> 00:07:56,259
People to see, demons to kill...

92
00:07:57,745 --> 00:08:00,259
Better hurry before somebody
figures out what we're doing.

93
00:08:00,345 --> 00:08:02,336
What are we doing?

94
00:08:02,865 --> 00:08:04,856
Training.

95
00:08:06,225 --> 00:08:08,421
And almost kissing.

96
00:08:10,265 --> 00:08:13,974
I'm sorry. It's just old habit.

97
00:08:15,105 --> 00:08:18,097
Bad, bad habit, to be broken.

98
00:08:19,425 --> 00:08:21,416
It's hard.

99
00:08:21,985 --> 00:08:26,741
It's not hard. Cold turkey.
That's the key to quitting.

100
00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,455
You think they make a patch for this?

101
00:08:34,545 --> 00:08:37,059
- You have to go.
- I really do.

102
00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:47,141
I'm gonna try and vent a little hormonal angst
by killing a Lagos, whatever that is.

103
00:08:47,225 --> 00:08:48,135
Lagos?

104
00:08:48,225 --> 00:08:51,377
Some demon looking for some
all-powerful thingumabob

105
00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:54,537
and I gotta stop him
before he unleashes unholy havoc

106
00:08:54,625 --> 00:08:57,822
and it's another Tuesday night in Sunnydale.

107
00:08:59,025 --> 00:09:01,335
Be careful.

108
00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:17,777
This is intolerable. There's not
a word here about Lagos or the glove.

109
00:09:17,865 --> 00:09:20,983
We don't have time for this near-missing.

110
00:09:21,065 --> 00:09:25,901
Just find out all you can about the demon,
its strengths, weaknesses, places of origin

111
00:09:25,985 --> 00:09:29,979
and, most importantly, what it
plans to do with this blasted glove.

112
00:09:30,465 --> 00:09:32,263
Hey, you're not the watcher of me.

113
00:09:32,345 --> 00:09:35,656
Then go home. But if you
choose to stay, then work.

114
00:09:40,185 --> 00:09:44,099
It's late, I'm tired.
What does he want from us anyway?

115
00:09:44,185 --> 00:09:48,816
The number of a qualified surgeon
to remove the British flag from his butt?

116
00:09:53,585 --> 00:09:56,020
My eyes are all blurry.

117
00:10:14,065 --> 00:10:15,464
Stop.

118
00:10:15,545 --> 00:10:17,263
Right.

119
00:10:17,345 --> 00:10:19,336
Stop means no.

120
00:10:19,865 --> 00:10:22,459
And no means no, so, uh,

121
00:10:23,985 --> 00:10:25,817
stop.

122
00:10:35,185 --> 00:10:38,621
Willow, Xander,
you can stop your, uh, studying.

123
00:10:39,585 --> 00:10:41,815
I've got what I need.

124
00:10:43,265 --> 00:10:44,335
What have you got?

125
00:10:44,425 --> 00:10:47,417
The probable location
of the Glove of Myhnegon.

126
00:10:47,505 --> 00:10:50,304
It's housed in the Von Hauptman family crypt.

127
00:10:50,825 --> 00:10:54,341
Yeah, that's that big one
over at the Restfield Cemetery.

128
00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:57,777
Well, that's great, Giles. How'd you find it?

129
00:10:58,345 --> 00:11:00,256
I looked.

130
00:11:00,345 --> 00:11:02,859
- Where's Buffy at?
- I'm not sure.

131
00:11:03,465 --> 00:11:07,743
Well, I'll go check out this crypt.
Tell her heads up if she stops by.

132
00:11:07,825 --> 00:11:09,338
Yes, by all means, go.

133
00:11:09,425 --> 00:11:14,454
And I'll just keep studying. I think we're
on the verge of a big Lagos breakthrough.

134
00:11:14,545 --> 00:11:16,775
No, I'd say we're done.

135
00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:24,383
Ronnie, deadbeat. Steve, klepto.

136
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,620
Kenny, drummer!

137
00:11:27,985 --> 00:11:31,694
Eventually I just had to face up
to my destiny as a loser magnet.

138
00:11:31,785 --> 00:11:35,938
Now it's strictly "get some, get gone".
You can't trust guys.

139
00:11:36,025 --> 00:11:38,141
You can trust some guys.

140
00:11:38,225 --> 00:11:39,977
Really. I've read about them.

141
00:11:40,065 --> 00:11:42,181
Yeah. So what about you?

142
00:11:42,265 --> 00:11:46,816
You mean, like, me and guys me?
Not much to tell these days.

143
00:11:46,905 --> 00:11:48,623
But you gotta have stories.

144
00:11:48,705 --> 00:11:53,142
I mean, I've had my share of losers,
but you boinked the undead.

145
00:11:53,945 --> 00:11:55,936
What was that like?

146
00:11:56,305 --> 00:11:59,661
Life with Angel is... was complicated.

147
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:03,742
- It's still a little hard for me to talk about.
- Well, try.

148
00:12:04,425 --> 00:12:09,340
Look, Faith, all the Angel issues are still kind
of with me, so if you don't mind I'd rather not.

149
00:12:09,905 --> 00:12:12,704
Yeah. Yeah, whatever.

150
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:19,095
You know what? We're 0-for-6 tonight.
Why don't we just blow this off?

151
00:12:19,185 --> 00:12:21,620
I am kinda beat. But Shady Hill's pretty close.

152
00:12:21,705 --> 00:12:24,140
I'll swing through it. It's on my way anyway.

153
00:12:25,065 --> 00:12:28,217
- Alone? I don't know if I feel...
- I got Miss Priss on my back now.

154
00:12:28,305 --> 00:12:31,616
I don't need another baby-sitter.
I'll holler if I have any fun.

155
00:12:33,145 --> 00:12:34,704
OK.

156
00:12:34,785 --> 00:12:37,174
- Later.
- Thanks.

157
00:12:52,785 --> 00:12:55,459
Son of a bitch, it's my lucky day.

158
00:13:41,145 --> 00:13:43,375
Hey, Giles, here's a nifty idea.

159
00:13:43,465 --> 00:13:48,983
Why don't I alleviate my guilt by going out
and getting myself really, really killed?

160
00:15:14,185 --> 00:15:15,584
- Oh, God.
- Buffy...

161
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,418
What am I doing? What are you doing?

162
00:15:18,505 --> 00:15:21,384
- I don't know.
- Shame on you.

163
00:15:21,465 --> 00:15:24,696
Oh, God. I don't even
know why I came back here.

164
00:15:27,105 --> 00:15:29,096
It's good you did.

165
00:15:29,585 --> 00:15:32,259
I think I have what you're looking for.

166
00:15:35,465 --> 00:15:36,819
Great.

167
00:15:36,905 --> 00:15:40,785
Just, wherever this was giftwrapped,
remind me not to shop there.

168
00:15:43,345 --> 00:15:44,904
The Glove of Myhnegon.

169
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:48,023
- The world's ugliest fashion accessory.
- Don't.

170
00:15:48,105 --> 00:15:51,257
Once you put it on
the glove can never be removed.

171
00:15:51,745 --> 00:15:54,180
So no touching.

172
00:15:55,985 --> 00:15:57,976
Kinda like us.

173
00:15:59,305 --> 00:16:02,616
You hold onto it. I'll tell Giles in the morning.

174
00:16:02,705 --> 00:16:04,696
At least he'll be happy.

175
00:16:07,905 --> 00:16:09,976
Ah, yes! There we are.

176
00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:14,544
There's a wood engraving.
See? The Glove of Myhnegon.

177
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,981
Yes, engraved by
Father Theodore of Wolsham.

178
00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:22,502
Based, I believe, on very sketchy
and unreliable folk legends.

179
00:16:22,585 --> 00:16:27,785
The pictures are fun, Mr Giles, but one
really ought to read the nice words as well.

180
00:16:30,065 --> 00:16:31,976
Yes.

181
00:16:32,065 --> 00:16:34,056
Some tea, perhaps.

182
00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:40,097
I know that you must find me tiresome,
but it's insidious really.

183
00:16:41,185 --> 00:16:45,702
One slips up on the little things and soon
everything's gone to hell in a handbasket.

184
00:16:45,785 --> 00:16:49,096
For example, Buffy, your slayer.

185
00:16:49,185 --> 00:16:54,339
Mrs Post, I can assure you that Buffy
is both dedicated and industrious.

186
00:16:54,425 --> 00:16:57,178
And I am in complete control of my slayer.

187
00:16:57,505 --> 00:17:01,214
Giles, we have a big problem. It's Buffy.

188
00:17:03,865 --> 00:17:05,663
Will you excuse us?

189
00:17:14,465 --> 00:17:16,263
Would you like some assistance?

190
00:17:16,345 --> 00:17:19,178
Thank you. That won't be necessary.

191
00:17:26,585 --> 00:17:29,657
Lagos is out of luck.
I got the magic mitten thingy.

192
00:17:32,705 --> 00:17:34,981
What's with all the tragedy masks?

193
00:17:37,225 --> 00:17:39,136
Better take a seat, Buffy.

194
00:17:43,505 --> 00:17:45,496
What's going on?

195
00:17:48,105 --> 00:17:50,494
We know Angel is alive.

196
00:17:50,585 --> 00:17:52,781
Xander saw you with him.

197
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:56,301
It would appear that you've been
hiding him and that you lied to us.

198
00:17:56,385 --> 00:18:01,016
Nobody's here to blame you, Buffy.
But this is serious. You need help.

199
00:18:02,785 --> 00:18:04,423
It's not what you think.

200
00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:07,623
Hope not. Cos I think
you're harbouring a vicious killer.

201
00:18:07,705 --> 00:18:09,537
This isn't about attacking Buffy.

202
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:13,619
Remember, "I" statements only.
"I feel angry", "I feel worried"...

203
00:18:13,705 --> 00:18:15,662
Fine. Here's one.

204
00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:18,055
I feel worried - about me!

205
00:18:18,145 --> 00:18:23,094
Last time, Angel barely laid a hand on Buffy.
He was more interested in killing her friends.

206
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,904
- But he's better now.
- Better for how long, Buffy?

207
00:18:25,985 --> 00:18:27,942
Did you even think about that?

208
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:31,575
What is this? Demons Anonymous?
I don't need an intervention here.

209
00:18:31,665 --> 00:18:35,260
Don't you? You must have
known it was wrong seeing Angel,

210
00:18:35,345 --> 00:18:38,895
or you wouldn't have
hidden it from all of us.

211
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,101
I was going to tell you. I was.

212
00:18:41,185 --> 00:18:45,338
It was just that
I didn't know why he came back.

213
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,063
I just wanted to wait.

214
00:18:47,145 --> 00:18:50,536
For what? For Angel to go psycho again
the next time you give him a happy?

215
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:52,616
I'm not going to...

216
00:18:53,345 --> 00:18:55,734
We're not together like that.

217
00:18:55,825 --> 00:18:58,294
But you were kissing him.

218
00:19:02,545 --> 00:19:04,695
You were spying on me?

219
00:19:06,585 --> 00:19:08,383
What gives you the right?

220
00:19:08,465 --> 00:19:11,981
What gives you the right to suck face
with your demon lover again?

221
00:19:12,305 --> 00:19:15,821
- It was an accident.
- What, you just tripped and fell on his lips?

222
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:19,739
It was wrong, OK? I know that,
and I know that it can't happen again.

223
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:23,216
But you guys have to believe me,
I would never put you in any danger.

224
00:19:23,305 --> 00:19:25,899
If I thought for a second
Angel was gonna hurt anyone...

225
00:19:25,985 --> 00:19:27,976
You would stop him.

226
00:19:28,065 --> 00:19:30,818
Like you did last time with Ms Calendar.

227
00:19:32,785 --> 00:19:38,736
Buffy, I feel that when it comes
to Angel you can't see straight.

228
00:19:38,825 --> 00:19:41,943
And that's why we're all
gonna help you face this.

229
00:19:42,505 --> 00:19:46,703
But he's better now, I swear. He's the one
that found the Glove of Myhnegon.

230
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:50,380
- He's keeping it safe in the mansion.
- Right. Great plan.

231
00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:54,823
Leave tons of firepower with the scary guy
and leave us to clean up the mess.

232
00:19:54,905 --> 00:19:58,182
- You'd love an excuse to hurt him.
- I don't need an excuse.

233
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:01,223
I think lots of dead people
actually constitutes a reason.

234
00:20:01,305 --> 00:20:04,980
Right. This is all nobility
and has nothing to do with jealousy.

235
00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:07,420
Hello? Miss Not Over Yourself Yet?

236
00:20:07,505 --> 00:20:10,896
- Don't you start.
- Giles, no one's doing the "I" statements.

237
00:20:10,985 --> 00:20:13,454
That's enough. Everybody.

238
00:20:13,945 --> 00:20:20,863
Buffy knows our concerns, and her actions,
however ill-advised, can be understood.

239
00:20:21,505 --> 00:20:26,500
Our priority right now is to retrieve
the Glove of Myhnegon and try to destroy it.

240
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,779
Now all of you, back to your classes.

241
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:52,059
Thanks for the bail in there.

242
00:20:53,065 --> 00:20:57,935
I know this is a lot to absorb, but Angel
did find the glove, and that was a...

243
00:20:58,025 --> 00:21:00,016
Be quiet.

244
00:21:01,425 --> 00:21:04,497
I won't remind you that the fate
of the world often lies with the Slayer.

245
00:21:04,585 --> 00:21:06,496
What would be the point?

246
00:21:06,585 --> 00:21:11,341
Nor shall I remind you that you've
jeopardised the lives of all you hold dear

247
00:21:11,425 --> 00:21:13,894
by harbouring a known murderer.

248
00:21:15,265 --> 00:21:18,735
But sadly I must remind you
that Angel tortured me.

249
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,622
For hours.

250
00:21:21,705 --> 00:21:23,821
For pleasure.

251
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:29,414
You should have told me
he was alive. You didn't.

252
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:33,055
You have no respect for me,
or the job I perform.

253
00:21:59,065 --> 00:22:00,942
A word of advice?

254
00:22:01,025 --> 00:22:04,063
Vampires rarely knock. Especially in daylight.

255
00:22:04,145 --> 00:22:06,136
Oh, right.

256
00:22:06,505 --> 00:22:09,065
So, this is your home.

257
00:22:09,145 --> 00:22:12,103
Yeah. The decorator actually just left.

258
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:15,664
Faith, do you know who the Spartans were?

259
00:22:16,345 --> 00:22:19,736
Wild stab, a bunch o' guys from Spart?

260
00:22:19,825 --> 00:22:23,181
They were the fiercest warriors
known to ancient Greece.

261
00:22:23,265 --> 00:22:26,656
And they lived in quarters very much
like these. Do you know why?

262
00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:29,863
Because a true fighter needs nothing else.

263
00:22:31,305 --> 00:22:33,945
I'm going to be very hard on you, Faith.

264
00:22:34,025 --> 00:22:36,539
I will not brook insolence or laziness.

265
00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:40,334
And I will not allow blunders
like last night's attack.

266
00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:43,417
You will probably hate me
a great deal of the time.

267
00:22:43,505 --> 00:22:45,496
You think?

268
00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:49,060
But I will make you a better slayer.

269
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,425
And that will keep you alive.

270
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,576
You have to trust that I am right.

271
00:22:55,705 --> 00:22:58,504
God knows what Mr Giles
has been filling your head with.

272
00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:00,576
Giles is OK.

273
00:23:01,905 --> 00:23:06,342
His methods are unfathomable to me.
I find him entirely confounding.

274
00:23:07,425 --> 00:23:11,544
But that is not important. Let him
have his games and secret meetings.

275
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:12,695
What meetings?

276
00:23:12,785 --> 00:23:16,574
Oh, I don't know. Something
with Buffy and her friends.

277
00:23:16,665 --> 00:23:19,976
Oh. Right. I guess that doesn't include me.

278
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:24,024
And why does he let her socialise
so much? It hardly seems...

279
00:23:24,105 --> 00:23:26,221
No matter.

280
00:23:27,705 --> 00:23:30,265
Would you like to do some training?

281
00:23:30,945 --> 00:23:33,903
Training? As in kicking,
punching and stabbing?

282
00:23:33,985 --> 00:23:36,898
- Yes, that's the idea.
- I'm your girl.

283
00:23:44,905 --> 00:23:46,896
- Hey.
- Hey.

284
00:23:47,545 --> 00:23:51,539
So, on a scale of one to a million,
how much are you hating me right now?

285
00:23:51,625 --> 00:23:55,141
Zero. You were scared.
You kept a secret, you know?

286
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:59,901
It's OK. I mean, secrets aren't bad,
you know? They're normal.

287
00:23:59,985 --> 00:24:03,296
They're better than normal.
They're good. Secrets are good.

288
00:24:03,385 --> 00:24:06,218
Must be a reason why we keep 'em, right?

289
00:24:06,305 --> 00:24:08,296
Yeah, I guess.

290
00:24:08,705 --> 00:24:10,855
So, are you goin' to the Bronze tonight?

291
00:24:10,945 --> 00:24:16,179
Or are you gonna sneak away for
a not-so-secret rendezvous with Angel?

292
00:24:16,265 --> 00:24:21,260
None of the above. I'm gonna try and kill
this Lagos guy. Peace offering to Giles.

293
00:24:21,345 --> 00:24:23,336
Well, Angel has the glove now, right?

294
00:24:23,425 --> 00:24:25,302
Yep. But Lagos doesn't know that.

295
00:24:25,385 --> 00:24:28,377
Sooner or later he'll show up
at that crypt looking for it.

296
00:24:28,465 --> 00:24:32,584
Ah, but instead he finds
a Buffy in a not-so-good mood?

297
00:24:32,665 --> 00:24:35,054
That's my brilliant plan.

298
00:24:39,465 --> 00:24:41,422
You look pissed.

299
00:24:41,505 --> 00:24:44,019
- Rough day.
- Tell me about it.

300
00:24:44,345 --> 00:24:46,541
Rather just shoot.

301
00:24:46,625 --> 00:24:51,017
Don't think I don't know what you and your
pals were talking about behind my back.

302
00:24:51,105 --> 00:24:52,903
Yeah? What was that?

303
00:24:52,985 --> 00:24:57,183
- More about this glove than you're saying.
- The Glove of Myhnegon? Right.

304
00:24:57,705 --> 00:25:00,857
How'd you like some real news?
Angel's still alive.

305
00:25:03,265 --> 00:25:04,699
The vampire.

306
00:25:04,785 --> 00:25:09,575
Back in town. Saw him myself.
Totin' the popular and famous glove.

307
00:25:10,025 --> 00:25:11,743
Angel.

308
00:25:11,825 --> 00:25:15,455
Guy like that, that kind of glove,
could kill a whole mess of people.

309
00:25:15,545 --> 00:25:19,903
Said the same thing to Buffy myself.
Weird how she didn't seem to care.

310
00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:22,215
Buffy knew he was alive?

311
00:25:22,305 --> 00:25:24,023
I can't believe her!

312
00:25:24,105 --> 00:25:25,857
She says he's clean.

313
00:25:25,945 --> 00:25:30,860
Yeah, well, I say we can't afford to find out.
I say I deal with this problem right now.

314
00:25:30,945 --> 00:25:32,936
I say I slay.

315
00:25:33,385 --> 00:25:35,376
Can I come?

316
00:25:39,785 --> 00:25:41,423
You wanted to see me, Mr Giles?

317
00:25:41,505 --> 00:25:44,816
Yes. I do apologise for
bringing you in at this late hour.

318
00:25:44,905 --> 00:25:49,138
Please. A good watcher must be
awake and alert at all hours.

319
00:25:50,185 --> 00:25:52,495
Would you like some tea?

320
00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:55,179
God, yes, please.

321
00:25:55,265 --> 00:25:59,896
I'm completely knackered. I spent
the afternoon training with Faith.

322
00:25:59,985 --> 00:26:02,101
She doesn't lack for energy.

323
00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:04,654
She's your first slayer, I take it?

324
00:26:05,465 --> 00:26:07,615
If you're questioning my qualifications...

325
00:26:07,705 --> 00:26:09,423
No, I'm not.

326
00:26:09,505 --> 00:26:15,262
I have the utmost respect for your methods.
In my own American way.

327
00:26:17,225 --> 00:26:19,535
I also have the glove.

328
00:26:19,625 --> 00:26:22,697
Not actually on me, but I believe it's safe.

329
00:26:22,785 --> 00:26:28,098
It's in a mansion on Crawford Street.
A friend of Buffy's is keeping it there.

330
00:26:28,185 --> 00:26:30,859
Well, we must get to it. Immediately.

331
00:26:31,825 --> 00:26:36,103
- Hide it before someone else finds it.
- Or, better still, destroy it.

332
00:26:36,185 --> 00:26:38,335
- Destroy it?
- Yes.

333
00:26:38,425 --> 00:26:42,020
Yes, I didn't think
it could be done either, but...

334
00:26:43,705 --> 00:26:49,383
It involves transforming fire
into Living Flame and immolating the glove.

335
00:26:49,465 --> 00:26:54,494
It's complex, but I believe
I have all the necessary materials.

336
00:26:54,985 --> 00:26:57,977
Well, I must say, Mr Giles,

337
00:26:58,585 --> 00:27:00,178
good show.

338
00:27:03,825 --> 00:27:05,782
Good show indeed.

339
00:27:19,385 --> 00:27:21,535
Not to downplay my own slaying abilities,

340
00:27:21,625 --> 00:27:26,301
which in some circles are considered
formidable, but shouldn't Faith be here?

341
00:27:26,385 --> 00:27:28,296
I tried calling, but no one was home.

342
00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:32,936
Look, if you're feeling any demon-o-phobia,
please, splitting is totally an option.

343
00:27:33,025 --> 00:27:35,096
You're not the one in trouble with Giles.

344
00:27:35,185 --> 00:27:37,096
That's true.

345
00:27:37,185 --> 00:27:39,825
How long do you think
he can stay angry at me anyway?

346
00:27:39,905 --> 00:27:41,782
The emotional Marathon Man?

347
00:27:41,865 --> 00:27:44,334
Yeah. I can't really blame him.

348
00:27:44,425 --> 00:27:48,055
It's weird, though. Now that my secret...

349
00:27:49,665 --> 00:27:53,659
Angel, it's all out in the open... I feel better.

350
00:27:53,745 --> 00:27:57,704
Well, sure you do.
This big burden's been lifted.

351
00:27:57,785 --> 00:28:00,584
I mean, keeping secrets is a lot of work.

352
00:28:01,825 --> 00:28:04,021
One could hypothetically imagine.

353
00:28:05,105 --> 00:28:06,903
You have no idea.

354
00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:08,976
None whatsoever.

355
00:28:09,065 --> 00:28:11,625
But can I ask you a question?

356
00:28:13,345 --> 00:28:17,259
When you were with Angel
and nobody knew about it,

357
00:28:17,345 --> 00:28:21,464
did that make it feel,
you know, sexier somehow?

358
00:28:22,145 --> 00:28:24,978
Not really. It's too much pressure.

359
00:28:26,145 --> 00:28:29,775
After a while it even makes
the fun parts not so fun.

360
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,458
What makes you think all this
secret stuff is sexy anyway?

361
00:28:36,545 --> 00:28:40,095
Nothing. Just wondering. Gotta keep
askin' the big old questions

362
00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:43,098
when you're blessed with
this girl's thirst for knowledge.

363
00:28:43,185 --> 00:28:46,223
OK, there's something I have to tell you.

364
00:28:46,905 --> 00:28:49,021
What?

365
00:28:49,105 --> 00:28:51,824
OK. This will make me feel better, right?

366
00:28:53,705 --> 00:28:57,255
You know, I always
consider myself a good person.

367
00:28:57,345 --> 00:29:00,781
Floss, do my homework, never cheat...

368
00:29:00,865 --> 00:29:06,941
But lately, and please don’t judge me on this,
but I want you to be the first to know that

369
00:29:07,025 --> 00:29:09,141
that there's a demon behind you.

370
00:29:33,145 --> 00:29:35,136
Now we're talkin'.

371
00:29:37,785 --> 00:29:39,458
Yes.

372
00:29:44,345 --> 00:29:46,495
Sorry about that.

373
00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:48,337
So, what were you saying?

374
00:29:48,425 --> 00:29:50,063
Oh, I...

375
00:29:50,465 --> 00:29:53,742
I opened my SAT test booklet
five minutes early.

376
00:29:54,825 --> 00:29:57,385
Just doesn't seem important now, does it?

377
00:29:58,265 --> 00:30:00,495
Your secret's safe with me.

378
00:30:01,145 --> 00:30:04,536
Come on, let's go bring
Giles some happiness.

379
00:30:07,585 --> 00:30:12,739
Good old Sunnydale library, fully equipped
with reference books, file cards

380
00:30:13,265 --> 00:30:15,142
and weapons. I call crossbow.

381
00:30:15,225 --> 00:30:17,216
You got it.

382
00:30:20,225 --> 00:30:22,501
- All right, ready to go?
- That I am.

383
00:30:24,425 --> 00:30:26,416
- Wait.
- What?

384
00:30:29,065 --> 00:30:30,942
Oh, my God, it's Giles.

385
00:30:31,025 --> 00:30:32,902
Giles, can you hear me?

386
00:30:32,985 --> 00:30:35,499
- What the hell happened?
- Let me guess.

387
00:30:35,585 --> 00:30:38,054
Stop. Hold. Just think a minute.

388
00:30:38,145 --> 00:30:41,661
- Yeah, I'm thinking: Buffy's ex-meat did this.
- It's not Angel's style.

389
00:30:41,745 --> 00:30:45,181
- He's a demon. How much proof d'you need?
- Bite marks would be nice.

390
00:30:45,265 --> 00:30:47,734
Yeah, I have medical emergency.
Sunnydale High.

391
00:30:47,825 --> 00:30:50,943
- Screw this waiting crap.
- Faith, if we leave, Giles could die.

392
00:30:51,025 --> 00:30:53,778
He's gonna have a lot of company
unless I do something.

393
00:30:53,865 --> 00:30:56,334
- Wait.
- For what? You to grow a pair?

394
00:30:56,425 --> 00:30:58,735
You handle the baby-sit and I'll kill Angel.

395
00:30:59,945 --> 00:31:01,743
Dammit!

396
00:31:02,385 --> 00:31:05,184
<i>Exorere, Flamma Vitae.</i>

397
00:31:05,265 --> 00:31:08,895
<i>Prodi ex loco tuo elementorum,</i>

398
00:31:08,985 --> 00:31:11,135
<i>in hunc mundum vivorum.</i>

399
00:31:11,665 --> 00:31:14,942
<i>Exorere, Flamma Vitae.</i>

400
00:31:15,025 --> 00:31:21,180
<i>Prodi ex loco tuo elementorum,
in hunc mundum vivorum.</i>

401
00:31:25,825 --> 00:31:29,136
Giles is gonna be psyched
that we showed up stuffy old Mrs Post.

402
00:31:29,225 --> 00:31:31,136
Oh, my God. What happened?

403
00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:34,616
Caucasian male, mid-forties, head trauma.
Notify ER, we're bringing him in.

404
00:31:34,705 --> 00:31:36,582
- What happened?
- No time for this.

405
00:31:36,665 --> 00:31:37,939
Wait.

406
00:31:38,025 --> 00:31:41,063
Buffy, you must destroy the glove.

407
00:31:41,145 --> 00:31:43,375
You want him to live? Get out of the way.

408
00:31:43,465 --> 00:31:45,581
Use Living Flame.

409
00:31:45,665 --> 00:31:47,656
Move.

410
00:31:51,825 --> 00:31:53,145
What happened?

411
00:31:53,225 --> 00:31:56,058
Your boyfriend's not as cured as you thought.

412
00:31:56,145 --> 00:31:59,854
- What makes you think Angel did this?
- We saw what you saw.

413
00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:03,060
- So you just assume?
- I didn't.

414
00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:05,775
Faith did.

415
00:32:07,665 --> 00:32:10,623
- What did you tell her?
- Only what everyone knows.

416
00:32:10,705 --> 00:32:13,823
She's a big girl.
Came to her own conclusions.

417
00:32:14,385 --> 00:32:17,104
How much of a head start does she have?

418
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,176
Ten minutes.

419
00:32:20,545 --> 00:32:24,584
Go through Giles' research.
Figure out how to destroy the glove.

420
00:32:26,905 --> 00:32:29,181
Shut up and help me.

421
00:32:33,305 --> 00:32:36,616
- What do you want?
- Gwen Post. Mr Giles sent me.

422
00:32:37,985 --> 00:32:39,100
What for?

423
00:32:39,185 --> 00:32:42,416
To help you destroy the glove.
Is that the Living Flame?

424
00:32:42,505 --> 00:32:44,303
Yes.

425
00:32:44,385 --> 00:32:48,458
Look, I'm sorry to be so abrupt,
but Lagos is on his way here now.

426
00:32:48,545 --> 00:32:53,381
If you're performing the ritual incorrectly,
it will only make the glove more powerful.

427
00:32:53,465 --> 00:32:54,978
All right.

428
00:32:55,745 --> 00:32:58,544
Good. Where is the glove?

429
00:32:58,625 --> 00:33:00,616
It's in the trunk.

430
00:33:04,185 --> 00:33:08,099
That's what I love about this town.
Everyone's so helpful.

431
00:33:13,745 --> 00:33:16,100
Bugger! Bugger!

432
00:33:22,545 --> 00:33:25,139
OK. That hurt.

433
00:33:25,585 --> 00:33:27,622
It was supposed to kill you.

434
00:33:27,705 --> 00:33:30,299
If you'd been human, it would have.

435
00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:33,423
But I believe this is your poison.

436
00:33:45,545 --> 00:33:46,865
Mrs Post!

437
00:33:46,945 --> 00:33:48,936
I can't believe how much I'm gonna kill you!

438
00:33:49,025 --> 00:33:51,221
- You're not gettin' that glove.
- Wanna bet?

439
00:34:06,385 --> 00:34:07,580
What?

440
00:34:08,705 --> 00:34:09,695
Think we got it?

441
00:34:09,785 --> 00:34:14,302
Well, it's either the catalyst for Living Flame
or just some really smelly sand.

442
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:17,616
- We'll have to test this.
- I'll double-check.

443
00:34:18,545 --> 00:34:21,139
- What?
- I know what the glove does.

444
00:34:21,665 --> 00:34:24,100
There's no time to test this.

445
00:34:29,705 --> 00:34:32,424
- I can't let you do it, Faith.
- You're confused, twinkie.

446
00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:36,180
Let me clear you up:
vampire, Slayer, dead vampire.

447
00:34:36,265 --> 00:34:38,302
There's a lot that you don't understand.

448
00:34:38,385 --> 00:34:42,538
Faith? She doesn't know.
She's blinded by love.

449
00:34:43,945 --> 00:34:46,175
- Faith, no.
- Trust me.

450
00:34:47,745 --> 00:34:49,418
We can figure this out.

451
00:35:46,305 --> 00:35:48,421
The glove. It's in the trunk.

452
00:35:48,505 --> 00:35:50,382
- I'll get it.
- Help Faith.

453
00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:05,901
What are you...? Stop. Guys, listen.

454
00:36:18,985 --> 00:36:20,976
Finally.

455
00:36:38,465 --> 00:36:41,264
<i>Tar chugam a chumhacht Myhnegon!</i>

456
00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:53,343
What's going on?

457
00:36:53,425 --> 00:36:55,985
Faith, a word of advice.

458
00:36:56,985 --> 00:36:59,295
You're an idiot.

459
00:37:00,225 --> 00:37:01,943
<i>Tar frim!</i>

460
00:37:09,985 --> 00:37:11,976
<i>Tar frim!</i>

461
00:37:19,505 --> 00:37:21,018
<i>Tar frim!</i>

462
00:37:25,905 --> 00:37:27,657
Can you draw her fire?

463
00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:30,180
- You bet I can.
- Go do it.

464
00:37:38,505 --> 00:37:40,382
<i>Tar frim!</i>

465
00:37:42,625 --> 00:37:45,936
There's nothing you can do to me now.
I have the glove.

466
00:37:46,025 --> 00:37:49,461
- With the glove comes the power.
- I'm getting that.

467
00:38:28,745 --> 00:38:30,622
So there's no more glove thingy?

468
00:38:30,705 --> 00:38:34,414
Well, a little Living Flame,
a little mesquite, gone for good.

469
00:38:34,505 --> 00:38:37,384
- Sounds like we missed a lotta fun.
- Then we're telling it wrong.

470
00:38:37,465 --> 00:38:39,581
What do you think Buffy and Angel will do?

471
00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:41,542
Boy, do I don't know.

472
00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:47,177
Well, he saved me from a horrible flamey
death - that sort of makes me like him again.

473
00:38:47,265 --> 00:38:51,259
Well, as long as she and Angel
don't get pelvic, we'll be OK, I guess.

474
00:38:52,985 --> 00:38:56,944
- What are you guys talkin' about?
- Oddly enough, your boyfriend. Again.

475
00:38:58,705 --> 00:39:01,060
He's not my boyfriend.

476
00:39:01,145 --> 00:39:03,341
Really, truly. He's...

477
00:39:05,025 --> 00:39:07,016
I don't know.

478
00:39:10,385 --> 00:39:12,137
Are we cool?

479
00:39:12,225 --> 00:39:13,704
Yeah.

480
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:17,255
Just seein' the two of you kissing
after everything that happened,

481
00:39:17,345 --> 00:39:19,780
I leaned toward the postal.

482
00:39:21,465 --> 00:39:24,298
- But I trust you.
- I don't. Just for the record.

483
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:29,978
Let me guess.
Gwendolyn Post, not a watcher?

484
00:39:30,065 --> 00:39:34,696
Yes, she was. She was kicked out
by the Council a couple of years ago

485
00:39:34,785 --> 00:39:37,425
for misuses of dark power.

486
00:39:37,985 --> 00:39:39,737
They swear there was a memo.

487
00:39:39,825 --> 00:39:43,181
Well, I'd better go.
Little more damage control.

488
00:39:48,345 --> 00:39:50,780
The whole Angel thing is so weird.

489
00:39:52,145 --> 00:39:55,979
Yes, well, we'll have to see
how that unfolds, won't we?

490
00:40:04,025 --> 00:40:05,504
Come in.

491
00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:10,024
Hey.

492
00:40:16,785 --> 00:40:20,255
- The place looks nice.
- Yeah, it's real Spartan.

493
00:40:25,985 --> 00:40:27,658
How are you?

494
00:40:28,145 --> 00:40:30,022
Five-by-five.

495
00:40:31,585 --> 00:40:34,020
I'll interpret that as good.

496
00:40:35,745 --> 00:40:41,297
Look, Gwendolyn Post, or whoever
she may be, had us all fooled.

497
00:40:41,385 --> 00:40:42,944
Even Giles.

498
00:40:43,025 --> 00:40:47,462
Yeah. Well, you can't trust people.
I should've learned that by now.

499
00:40:49,225 --> 00:40:51,057
I realise this will sound funny

500
00:40:51,145 --> 00:40:55,264
coming from someone that just spent
a lot of time kicking your face,

501
00:40:55,345 --> 00:40:57,222
but you can trust me.

502
00:40:59,465 --> 00:41:02,776
- Is that right?
- I know I kept secrets.

503
00:41:02,865 --> 00:41:05,300
I didn't have a choice.

504
00:41:06,985 --> 00:41:10,819
- I'm on your side.
- I'm on my side. And that's enough.

505
00:41:12,385 --> 00:41:14,296
Not always.

506
00:41:14,385 --> 00:41:16,103
Is that it?

507
00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:23,061
- Yeah, I guess.
- All right. Well, then I'll see ya.

508
00:41:32,465 --> 00:41:34,058
Buffy?

509
00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:36,820
Yeah?

510
00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:42,576
Nothing.

511
00:42:49,145 --> 00:42:51,659
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