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Nerf! Nerf! Nerf!

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Oh, God! Demon! Demon!
What kills a demon?

3
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Nerf! Nerf!

4
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Oh, "nerf". Not "nerf". Knife!

5
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OK. That was too close for comfort.

6
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Not that slaying is ever comfy,
but you know what I mean.

7
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- If you guys hadn't been here to help...
- But we were, and we did, and we're all fine.

8
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- Isn't he gonna go poof?
- I guess these guys don't.

9
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We have to bury him or something.

10
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Makes you appreciate vamps, though.
No fuss, no muss.

11
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How come Faith was a no-show? I thought
mucousy demons were her favourites.

12
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Couldn't reach her again.

13
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She hasn't been hanging out much.

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I detect worry.

15
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A little bit. Slaying's a rough gig.
Too much alone time isn't healthy.

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- Stuff gets pent up.
- We should do more socialising with her.

17
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Well, burial detail aside,
does this cap us off for the day?

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You got plans?

19
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I cannot stress enough
how much I don't have plans.

20
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No luck reaching Cordelia?

21
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I've left a few messages. 60, 70...

22
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But you know what really bugs me?
OK, we kissed. It was a mistake.

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- But I know that was our last ever kiss.
- Darn tootin'.

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And they burst in, rescuing us,
without even knocking?

25
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I mean, this is really all their fault.

26
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Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.

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- Mine is much more advanced.
- At least tomorrow's Monday.

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- Another school day.
- That's good. Now focus on school.

29
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That's the strong Willow way to heal.

30
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Actually I was thinking Oz will be there
and I can beg for forgiveness.

31
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- That works too.
- I wanna be strong Willow.

32
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But then I think I may never
get to be close to Oz again

33
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and it's like all the air
just goes out of the room.

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- I know the feeling.
- Right.

35
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You went through it with Angel
and you're still standing.

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So tell us, wise one, how do you deal?

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I have you guys.

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<i>Hey, it's Xander. If you get this, call me.</i>

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<i>Hi. Xander. I, uh...</i>

40
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<i>Well, I'm in if you feel like talking.</i>

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<i>Bye.</i>

42
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<i>Hi, Cordelia. Um...</i>

43
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<i>If you get the chance...
If we can talk, I'm here.</i>

44
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<i>Hey again. It's me.</i>

45
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<i>I'm here... again.</i>

46
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- How's it goin'?
- Oz hasn't been to his locker.

47
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There may be books in there that
he needs, but still he doesn't come.

48
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- Has Xander seen Cordelia?
- I don't think so.

49
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But she is coming in today.
Amy saw her last night at the mall.

50
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How is she?

51
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I don't know. Amy said
she looked pretty scary.

52
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Cordelia. You look amazing.

53
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Oh. You have to meet Anya.
She just moved here.

54
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And her dad just bought... What was it?

55
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Oh, a utility or something.

56
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- Nice bag. Prada?
- Good call.

57
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Most people around here
can't tell Prada from Payless.

58
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God, Cordy, when I heard about...
Well, I mean, I couldn't believe it.

59
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But it was smart, you know,
the "injury" thing?

60
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You take a week off, let everybody forget the
temporary insanity that was Xander Harris.

61
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Xander who?

62
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You know what you have to do.

63
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Start dating. Get back on the horse.

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Oh, absolutely. I am ready to ride.

65
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Then I have just the stallion. He's so you.

66
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I'm pretty sure he won't cheat on you,
at least not for a while.

67
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Plus, he's got a kill moped.

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Oz. Wow. Look at us.

69
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Running into each other, as two people
who go to the same school

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are so likely to do now and then.

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Hey.

72
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Oz, wait. Please.

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What I did... When I think that I hurt you...

74
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Yeah. You said all this stuff already.

75
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Right. But I want to make it up to you.

76
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I mean, if you'll let me, I want to try.

77
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Just...

78
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You can leave me alone.

79
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- I need to figure things out.
- But maybe if we talk about it, we could...

80
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Look, I'm sorry this is hard for you.

81
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But I told you what I need.

82
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So I can't help feeling like
the reason you wanna talk

83
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is so you can feel better about yourself.

84
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That's not my problem.

85
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Hey, John Lee. Do I have
something caught in my teeth?

86
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So what's new? God,
it's been, like, a gazillion years.

87
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Look, the guys are kinda down on me.
Coach just cut me back to second string.

88
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If anyone saw me hanging with
Xander Harris's castoff on top of that...

89
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Death, you know? But maybe,

90
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if you wanna go some place private...

91
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- What?
- Think about it.

92
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- Hey.
- Go ahead.

93
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Dazzle me with your oh-so-brilliant insult.
Just join the club.

94
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Hardly. Actually, I've been looking for you.
Ever since we met, I was like

95
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"Thank God there's one other
person in town who reads W."

96
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- But Harmony...?
- Oh, she follows me around.

97
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If that girl had an original thought,
her head would explode.

98
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Is that Gucci?

99
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No.

100
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It's an actual old thing, sort of
a good luck charm my dad gave me.

101
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Too bad I didn't have
one of those pre-Xander.

102
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- Can I just say... Men.
- Seconded.

103
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Apart from being without class, the guy's
obviously blind. Deserves whatever he gets.

104
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I'm not even thinking about him.
I am past it. I am living my life.

105
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- Still, I mean, don't you kinda wish...
- I don't wish. I act.

106
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Starting now, Xander Harris is gonna
get a bellyful of just how over him I am.

107
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Excuse me. I need to be both
giving and receiving of mirth.

108
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Is it too much to ask for a little backup?

109
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I'm here for you, Xand. I'm support-o-gal.

110
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I just feel a little weird about this
"us against Cordelia" thing.

111
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She's had a rough time.

112
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It's true. Cordelia belongs
to the "justified" camp.

113
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She should make us pay.
And pay and pay and pay...

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- In fact, there's not enough "pay" for...
- Look. You wanna do guilt-a-palooza, fine.

115
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I'm done with that. I'm gonna grab ahold
of that crazy little thing called life

116
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and let it do its magical little healie thing.

117
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What's done is done. Let's be in the moment,
behold the beauty that is now.

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Who's with me?

119
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Actually, you're making sense.
We're young and free in America.

120
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How dare we be spun by love,
or the lack of same?

121
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Absolutely. It's self-indulgent.

122
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I'm in. I'm on the joy train.

123
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That didn't work.
Who wants chocolate? I'm up.

124
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Look at her. Tears of a clown, baby.

125
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Or is it "grins of a sad person"?
Or maybe it's...

126
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- Xander, your hand.
- Oops. Sorry. But why "oops"?

127
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I mean, we always touch digits.
It's a friend thing.

128
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Comfort. Like chocolate.

129
00:11:16,985 --> 00:11:19,738
Maybe it used to be. But since we...

130
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It's different.

131
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I'm sorry. But if I want
to make things right with Oz,

132
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my hands, my...

133
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All my stuff has to be for him only.

134
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:07,374
Hey, Cordelia. Wait a second.

135
00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,495
Did Xander send you to beg for him?

136
00:12:10,585 --> 00:12:14,260
- Because if he did...
- No. I'm a free agent, I promise.

137
00:12:15,785 --> 00:12:19,699
- I just wanted to see how you are.
- Never been better.

138
00:12:20,065 --> 00:12:22,864
Cordelia, I know what it's like
to be hurt by someone.

139
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Hurt so much you don't think you're gonna
make it. But I told my friends how I felt.

140
00:12:27,185 --> 00:12:29,984
And you know what? They got a little better.

141
00:12:41,825 --> 00:12:44,465
Cordelia, look... out.

142
00:13:16,905 --> 00:13:20,785
You know what I've been asking
myself a lot this last week?

143
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Why me? Why do I get impaled?

144
00:13:24,065 --> 00:13:28,662
Why do I get bitten by snakes?
Why do I fall for incredible losers?

145
00:13:28,745 --> 00:13:31,498
And you know, I think
I've finally figured it out.

146
00:13:31,585 --> 00:13:33,735
What my problem is? It's...

147
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Buffy Summers. That's when all
my troubles started. When she moved here.

148
00:13:38,705 --> 00:13:41,857
- Are you OK?
- I just pulled some stitches last night.

149
00:13:41,945 --> 00:13:45,063
Know why? Surprise! It was Buffy's fault.

150
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Oh, hey. It's Garbage Girl.

151
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Loved the look last night, Cor.
Dumpster chic for the dumped.

152
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Here. I think you need this
more than I do right now.

153
00:14:02,345 --> 00:14:07,055
Yeah, I could use some luck.
And a stick with pointy sharp bits.

154
00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:10,623
- If that Buffy wasn't... I swear...
- She's a pain.

155
00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:13,064
But Xander...

156
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:16,581
He's an utter loser. Don't you wish...

157
00:14:16,665 --> 00:14:21,501
I never would have looked twice at Xander
if Buffy hadn't made him marginally cooler.

158
00:14:21,745 --> 00:14:23,702
- Really?
- Yeah. I swear.

159
00:14:23,785 --> 00:14:26,937
I wish Buffy Summers
had never come to Sunnydale.

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Done.

161
00:14:40,665 --> 00:14:42,656
Anya?

162
00:14:49,145 --> 00:14:52,422
"I wish Buffy Summers
had never come to Sunnydale."

163
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She was, like, a good fairy.

164
00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:02,823
A scary, veiny, good fairy.

165
00:15:20,025 --> 00:15:22,096
Where have you been?

166
00:15:22,185 --> 00:15:27,180
Ted Sherborn just totally went for third
with Ginger, in front of everybody.

167
00:15:27,265 --> 00:15:29,905
Love the dress. It's so daring.

168
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- Cordelia.
- Yes?

169
00:15:34,025 --> 00:15:37,222
Look, every guy on campus
has probably asked, but

170
00:15:37,305 --> 00:15:41,856
if you're not going to the Winter Brunch,
I'd be honoured, and we'd have fun.

171
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- I'll get back to you.
- Really?

172
00:15:46,065 --> 00:15:48,056
- Yeah.
- Great.

173
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Cordy, you reign.

174
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I do? I mean, I do.

175
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So what's with the Winter Brunch thing?

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All right. Now, don't forget.
Tomorrow we have our monthly memorial,

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so there's no class.

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00:16:11,065 --> 00:16:14,660
- What's the rush?
- Oh, my mom hates it when I'm late.

179
00:16:15,065 --> 00:16:17,705
Since when? Aren't we going out tonight?

180
00:16:18,705 --> 00:16:20,935
- Curfew starts in an hour.
- Curfew?

181
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:25,141
Come on. I'm in a really good mood.
Let's go to the Bronze.

182
00:16:25,865 --> 00:16:27,981
Is that a joke?

183
00:16:28,065 --> 00:16:33,378
Oh. The Bronze isn't cool in this reality.
I've gotta make these little adjustments.

184
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:36,821
Cordy, what's with you?

185
00:16:37,225 --> 00:16:42,061
You wear this "come bite me" outfit,
you make jokes about the Bronze...

186
00:16:42,145 --> 00:16:45,615
- You're acting a little schizo.
- You're right. I just...

187
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:49,903
Well, I bumped my head yesterday
and I keep forgetting stuff.

188
00:16:50,905 --> 00:16:55,217
Not that I care, but Xander Harris,
he's miserable, right? And that Willow freak.

189
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,819
Not even a blip on the radar screen, right?

190
00:16:58,345 --> 00:17:00,461
Well, yeah.

191
00:17:00,545 --> 00:17:02,502
They're dead.

192
00:17:17,545 --> 00:17:19,855
OK. Not funny!

193
00:17:19,945 --> 00:17:22,585
Hey! You! Where did you put my car?

194
00:17:23,185 --> 00:17:25,779
- Pardon?
- My auto.

195
00:17:26,185 --> 00:17:30,463
- El convertablo?
- You students aren't allowed to drive.

196
00:17:30,545 --> 00:17:34,379
- What?
- Go on. You better get in before the sun sets.

197
00:18:08,825 --> 00:18:12,455
Well, whaddaya know? Cordelia Chase.

198
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:16,898
What is this, some kind of sick joke?
Harmony told me you were dead.

199
00:18:17,225 --> 00:18:20,138
Now why would she say something like that?

200
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,535
Let's think.

201
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:27,017
Listen to me. We have to find Buffy.
She'll figure out a way to save us.

202
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:31,224
She was supposed to be here, and
as much as it kills me to admit it,

203
00:18:31,305 --> 00:18:33,421
things were better when she was around.

204
00:18:33,505 --> 00:18:36,065
Buffy? The Slayer?

205
00:18:36,145 --> 00:18:38,341
No. Buffy the dog-faced girl.

206
00:18:38,745 --> 00:18:41,305
Duh! Who do you think I'm talking about?

207
00:18:41,385 --> 00:18:43,581
Bored now.

208
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:51,462
This is the part that's less fun,
when there isn't any screaming.

209
00:18:53,345 --> 00:18:56,019
What's up with you two in the leather?

210
00:18:56,105 --> 00:18:58,335
Play now?

211
00:18:58,745 --> 00:19:01,658
It's not that I don't
appreciate your appetite, Will.

212
00:19:01,745 --> 00:19:05,261
- But I thought we agreed it was my turn.
- No. No!

213
00:19:05,505 --> 00:19:10,944
No way! l wish us into bizarre-land,
and you guys are still together?

214
00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:15,664
- I cannot win!
- Probably not.

215
00:19:18,345 --> 00:19:20,780
But I'll give you a head start.

216
00:19:23,265 --> 00:19:25,461
I love this part.

217
00:19:32,545 --> 00:19:34,934
You love all the parts.

218
00:19:44,305 --> 00:19:47,104
No fun. She didn't even hardly fight.

219
00:19:49,265 --> 00:19:51,575
Oh, swell. It's the white hats.

220
00:19:57,545 --> 00:19:59,900
I've got them. Get the girl.

221
00:20:14,025 --> 00:20:16,460
- How's she doing?
- Her pulse is strong.

222
00:20:16,985 --> 00:20:21,616
Why was she wearing that? Everyone knows
vampires are attracted to bright colours.

223
00:20:21,705 --> 00:20:25,175
That's Cordelia. It's better
to look good than to feel alive.

224
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:28,656
Go and watch the perimeters
in case they follow.

225
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,336
You're mine pretty soon, boy.

226
00:21:09,705 --> 00:21:11,901
Slap my hand, dead soul man.

227
00:21:20,265 --> 00:21:24,224
Ah. Xander. Willow.

228
00:21:24,585 --> 00:21:28,579
Hungry? I've lost my appetite for this one.

229
00:21:28,945 --> 00:21:31,061
She keeps looking at me.

230
00:21:31,145 --> 00:21:33,375
I'm trying to eat and she looks at me.

231
00:21:35,145 --> 00:21:36,544
Go on.

232
00:21:45,465 --> 00:21:48,059
I remember that lust for the kill.

233
00:21:50,705 --> 00:21:53,584
Now, what news on the Rialto?

234
00:21:54,025 --> 00:21:57,734
Had a prime kill. Old crush, actually.

235
00:21:58,065 --> 00:22:02,821
- Until that wanna-slay librarian showed up.
- He'll be dealt with soon enough.

236
00:22:03,065 --> 00:22:06,820
Weird thing. The girl kept talkin' about Buffy.

237
00:22:06,905 --> 00:22:09,579
"We gotta get Buffy here."

238
00:22:09,665 --> 00:22:12,339
Isn't that what they called the Slayer?

239
00:22:12,425 --> 00:22:14,655
Buffy. Ooh, scary.

240
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:20,415
Someone has to talk to her people.
That name is striking fear in nobody's hearts.

241
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,655
She talked of summoning a slayer here?

242
00:22:22,745 --> 00:22:25,055
Now, at this time?

243
00:22:25,145 --> 00:22:28,103
- And you didn't kill her?
- Well, they had crosses.

244
00:22:28,185 --> 00:22:31,780
The plant begins operation
in less than 24 hours.

245
00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:35,695
You will find this girl.

246
00:22:36,545 --> 00:22:40,778
You will kill her
before she contacts the Slayer,

247
00:22:41,425 --> 00:22:44,417
or I'll see you two kissing daylight.

248
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:55,335
Giles. It's all my fault.
I made this stupid wish...

249
00:22:55,425 --> 00:22:59,623
- Come on, lie...
- No! You have to get Buffy. Buffy changes it.

250
00:22:59,705 --> 00:23:03,335
It wasn't like this. It was better.
I mean, the clothes alone.

251
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:07,020
But people were happy, mostly, and...

252
00:23:08,705 --> 00:23:10,821
Wait.

253
00:23:10,905 --> 00:23:13,294
Why are you here, and she's not?

254
00:23:13,385 --> 00:23:17,822
- I mean, you were her watcher.
- How do you know I was a watcher?

255
00:23:17,905 --> 00:23:19,896
I've never...

256
00:23:22,225 --> 00:23:24,341
What?

257
00:23:24,425 --> 00:23:27,019
- What?
- I thought I heard something.

258
00:23:30,025 --> 00:23:33,734
Now, I want you to start again
and explain everything very carefully.

259
00:23:35,185 --> 00:23:37,574
You're in a big cage.

260
00:23:38,265 --> 00:23:40,779
Not too bright, book guy.

261
00:23:44,825 --> 00:23:46,816
So you're a watcher?

262
00:23:49,865 --> 00:23:51,458
Watch this.

263
00:24:32,865 --> 00:24:35,618
- They hit us right outside.
- Nancy?

264
00:24:35,705 --> 00:24:37,218
She's dead.

265
00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:42,702
Would you mind...

266
00:24:42,785 --> 00:24:46,824
Could you take her to the incinerator?
I have some business to...

267
00:24:57,745 --> 00:25:00,134
Wait a moment.

268
00:25:18,265 --> 00:25:21,462
- The deed is done.
- You killed the girl who sought the Slayer?

269
00:25:22,025 --> 00:25:24,494
- It was too easy.
- I felt cheap.

270
00:25:24,825 --> 00:25:29,217
Excellent. The opening
will commence as scheduled.

271
00:25:29,505 --> 00:25:32,179
So you're pleased?

272
00:25:32,425 --> 00:25:34,621
Ecstatic.

273
00:25:34,705 --> 00:25:37,299
Then can I play with the puppy?

274
00:25:38,865 --> 00:25:41,220
Be my guest.

275
00:25:47,985 --> 00:25:50,943
Yes, I understand, but
it's imperative that I see her.

276
00:25:51,025 --> 00:25:53,141
Here.

277
00:25:53,545 --> 00:25:55,934
Well, when will you?

278
00:25:56,265 --> 00:26:00,259
Well, you are her watcher. I'd expect
her to at least check in to...

279
00:26:00,345 --> 00:26:04,657
Yes, I'm aware there's a great deal
of demonic activity in Cleveland.

280
00:26:05,385 --> 00:26:08,821
It happens, you know,
that Sunnydale is on a Hellmouth.

281
00:26:10,145 --> 00:26:12,136
It is so.

282
00:26:12,785 --> 00:26:16,096
Well, just give her the message,

283
00:26:16,185 --> 00:26:18,574
if you ever see her again.

284
00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:33,661
Bored now.

285
00:26:36,385 --> 00:26:38,774
Daytime is the worst.

286
00:26:39,145 --> 00:26:41,500
Cooped up for hours.

287
00:26:41,585 --> 00:26:43,576
<i>Can't hunt.</i>

288
00:26:50,825 --> 00:26:53,260
But the Master said I could play.

289
00:26:56,585 --> 00:26:58,781
Isn't that fun, puppy?

290
00:27:02,825 --> 00:27:06,534
Aw. Puppy's bein' all quiet.

291
00:27:07,785 --> 00:27:10,584
Come on. Don't be a spoilsport.

292
00:27:15,865 --> 00:27:18,175
Guess what today is.

293
00:27:19,185 --> 00:27:22,815
Today the plant opens. It's a big party.

294
00:27:26,585 --> 00:27:29,225
You remember I told you about the plant.

295
00:27:29,465 --> 00:27:31,900
All those people you tried to save...

296
00:27:32,865 --> 00:27:35,220
It's gonna be quick for them.

297
00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:38,380
Not for you, though.

298
00:27:39,185 --> 00:27:41,335
It's gonna be slow for you.

299
00:27:43,225 --> 00:27:45,501
That's right, puppy.

300
00:27:45,585 --> 00:27:47,974
Willow's gonna make you bark.

301
00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:55,379
Maybe I went too hard on you last time.

302
00:28:02,105 --> 00:28:05,382
Too hard? No such thing.

303
00:28:05,585 --> 00:28:08,304
Watch it with those things.
You almost got my hair.

304
00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:11,014
Sorry. I got carried away.

305
00:28:12,785 --> 00:28:15,584
- Don't you want to?
- No, thanks, baby.

306
00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:18,623
I just want to watch you go.

307
00:28:25,425 --> 00:28:27,814
Here it is. I've found it.

308
00:28:29,145 --> 00:28:30,499
Look.

309
00:28:31,105 --> 00:28:36,737
It's what Cordelia was wearing.
It's the symbol of Anyanka.

310
00:28:37,745 --> 00:28:40,897
- I don't think I know her.
- Well, no, um...

311
00:28:40,985 --> 00:28:45,502
Anyanka is sort of a
patron saint of scorned women.

312
00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:47,816
What does she do?

313
00:28:48,385 --> 00:28:50,296
Uh, she grants wishes.

314
00:28:50,385 --> 00:28:55,141
Cordelia wished for something? If it was
a long, healthy life, she should get a refund.

315
00:28:55,225 --> 00:28:59,264
She said something about
everything being different.

316
00:28:59,345 --> 00:29:02,098
The world wasn't supposed to be like this.

317
00:29:02,185 --> 00:29:05,621
It was, um, better before.

318
00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:09,422
OK, the entire world sucks
because some dead ditz made a wish?

319
00:29:12,265 --> 00:29:14,336
I just wanna be clear.

320
00:29:14,425 --> 00:29:18,305
She said the Slayer was
supposed to be here,

321
00:29:18,385 --> 00:29:21,138
was meant to have been here already.

322
00:29:21,505 --> 00:29:25,703
- It certainly would have helped.
- Yes, I tried calling her, but...

323
00:29:26,185 --> 00:29:30,577
Look, I'm going to have to research
this Anyanka thing further.

324
00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:35,416
I have some more volumes at home.

325
00:29:35,665 --> 00:29:38,657
- You two get some sleep.
- Watch your back.

326
00:30:09,105 --> 00:30:11,096
Run!

327
00:30:35,705 --> 00:30:37,855
- Buffy Summers?
- That's right.

328
00:30:40,065 --> 00:30:42,534
You wanna tell me what I'm doing here?

329
00:30:52,865 --> 00:30:55,141
Yes. Here.

330
00:30:55,225 --> 00:30:58,934
"In order to defeat Anyanka,
one must destroy her power centre."

331
00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:04,179
"it should reverse all wishes she has granted,
rendering her powerless again." You see?

332
00:31:04,265 --> 00:31:09,624
Without her power centre, she'll be
an ordinary woman, and all this will be...

333
00:31:09,705 --> 00:31:11,901
Well, different.

334
00:31:12,505 --> 00:31:17,818
Well, I'd say that my watcher muscles
haven't completely atrophied after all.

335
00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:21,339
Great. What's her power centre?

336
00:31:25,905 --> 00:31:30,422
- It doesn't say.
- Why don't I put a stake through her heart?

337
00:31:30,505 --> 00:31:34,385
- She's not a vampire.
- You'd be surprised what that'll kill.

338
00:31:34,465 --> 00:31:40,700
I don't want to kill her. I want to reverse
whatever effect she's had on this world.

339
00:31:43,305 --> 00:31:45,455
You're takin' a lot on faith here, Jeeves.

340
00:31:45,545 --> 00:31:47,821
Giles.

341
00:31:47,905 --> 00:31:52,217
Kill the bad fairy, destroy
the bad fairy's power centre, whatever.

342
00:31:52,305 --> 00:31:55,377
- And all the troubles go away?
- It's not that simple, but...

343
00:31:55,465 --> 00:32:00,744
The world is what it is. We fight,
we die. Wishing doesn't change that.

344
00:32:00,825 --> 00:32:03,021
I have to believe in a better world.

345
00:32:03,105 --> 00:32:05,904
Go ahead. I have to live in this one.

346
00:32:07,785 --> 00:32:11,540
Cordelia said she knew that
I was meant to be your watcher.

347
00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:14,902
- She said she knew you.
- She was probably just a big fan.

348
00:32:14,985 --> 00:32:18,376
The Master sent his most
vicious disciples to kill her.

349
00:32:18,465 --> 00:32:21,184
She must have posed some threat to him.

350
00:32:21,665 --> 00:32:25,135
- Master?
- Supreme vampire around these parts.

351
00:32:25,225 --> 00:32:27,865
He lives on the outskirts
of town in an old club.

352
00:32:28,545 --> 00:32:31,936
You know where he lives, and
no one's ever tried to take him out?

353
00:32:32,025 --> 00:32:34,665
People have tried.

354
00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:37,942
Well, point the way. I might
as well do some good in this town.

355
00:32:38,025 --> 00:32:42,223
- You can't just walk in and...
- You wanna stay and play make-believe, fine.

356
00:32:42,305 --> 00:32:45,297
I can't help you anyway.
There's only one thing I'm good at.

357
00:32:45,385 --> 00:32:50,334
- At least let's muster some kind of force.
- I don't play well with others.

358
00:32:50,425 --> 00:32:54,134
Now I'm gonna ask you this once,
and then I'm gonna get testy.

359
00:32:56,105 --> 00:32:58,301
Where's this club?

360
00:33:33,665 --> 00:33:35,383
Buffy.

361
00:33:36,145 --> 00:33:38,136
Buffy Summers.

362
00:33:44,825 --> 00:33:47,135
It's you.

363
00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:50,741
I mean, you don't remember. How could you?

364
00:33:50,825 --> 00:33:53,499
How did you know my name?

365
00:33:54,065 --> 00:33:56,295
I waited.

366
00:33:56,385 --> 00:33:58,695
I waited here for you.

367
00:33:59,265 --> 00:34:01,825
But you never... I was supposed to help you.

368
00:34:03,945 --> 00:34:06,334
You were gonna help me?

369
00:34:06,865 --> 00:34:09,015
The Master rose.

370
00:34:09,105 --> 00:34:12,541
He let me live, to punish me.

371
00:34:13,425 --> 00:34:16,065
I kept hopin' maybe you'd come.

372
00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:20,781
My destiny.

373
00:34:22,065 --> 00:34:26,935
Is this a "get in my pants" thing? You guys in
Sunnydale talk like I'm the Second Coming.

374
00:34:27,025 --> 00:34:30,905
- I'm sorry. I just meant...
- Look, I don't have time for stories.

375
00:34:31,705 --> 00:34:33,981
Where's the Master?

376
00:34:34,425 --> 00:34:37,577
They're at his factory. It starts tonight.

377
00:34:38,065 --> 00:34:41,854
- Factory?
- Look, I could take you there.

378
00:35:00,745 --> 00:35:04,181
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
- Wait! I won't hurt you.

379
00:35:04,705 --> 00:35:09,700
- No, you'll leave that to your Master.
- You don't believe I wanna help you.

380
00:35:15,545 --> 00:35:17,582
Believe I want him dead.

381
00:35:24,225 --> 00:35:29,379
Behold the technical wonder which is about
to alter the very fabric of our society.

382
00:35:29,465 --> 00:35:33,299
Some have argued that such
an advancement goes against our nature.

383
00:35:33,385 --> 00:35:36,025
They claim that death is our art.

384
00:35:36,105 --> 00:35:40,497
I say to them... Well, I don't say
anything to them, because I kill them.

385
00:35:40,585 --> 00:35:43,782
Undeniably we are
the world's superior race.

386
00:35:43,865 --> 00:35:46,141
Yet we have always been too parochial,

387
00:35:46,225 --> 00:35:50,378
too bound by the mindless
routine of the predator.

388
00:35:50,745 --> 00:35:52,702
Hunt and kill, hunt and kill.

389
00:35:52,785 --> 00:35:54,822
Titillating? Yes.

390
00:35:55,225 --> 00:35:57,421
Practical? Hardly.

391
00:35:57,865 --> 00:36:00,937
Meanwhile the humans,
with their plebeian minds,

392
00:36:01,025 --> 00:36:04,416
have brought us a truly demonic concept:

393
00:36:04,505 --> 00:36:06,496
mass production.

394
00:36:11,305 --> 00:36:14,263
We really are livin' in a golden age.

395
00:36:22,785 --> 00:36:25,379
Anyanka, I beseech thee...

396
00:36:30,345 --> 00:36:33,144
In the name of all women scorned,

397
00:36:34,665 --> 00:36:36,656
come before me.

398
00:36:42,185 --> 00:36:47,419
Do you have any idea what I do to a man
who uses that spell to summon me?

399
00:36:50,345 --> 00:36:53,178
Bring on the first!

400
00:36:56,185 --> 00:36:57,664
You!

401
00:37:17,585 --> 00:37:20,976
She's still alive here, see? For the freshness.

402
00:37:55,385 --> 00:37:57,376
What's the plan?

403
00:37:58,465 --> 00:37:59,864
Don't fall on this.

404
00:38:18,145 --> 00:38:21,820
- Welcome to the future.
- To the future!

405
00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,383
Uh-oh. Puppy got out.

406
00:38:51,705 --> 00:38:53,981
Cordelia Chase. What did she wish for?

407
00:38:54,545 --> 00:38:57,378
I had no idea her wish would be so exciting.

408
00:38:57,985 --> 00:39:01,694
Brave new world. I hope she likes it.

409
00:39:09,425 --> 00:39:11,814
You're going to change it back.

410
00:39:13,745 --> 00:39:17,056
I'm not afraid of you.
Your only power lies in the wishing.

411
00:39:18,425 --> 00:39:20,541
Wrong!

412
00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:36,623
Buffy, look out!

413
00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:42,977
Buffy.

414
00:39:43,065 --> 00:39:45,898
This is the real world now.

415
00:39:45,985 --> 00:39:48,022
This is the world we made.

416
00:39:49,425 --> 00:39:51,701
Isn't it wonderful?

417
00:40:59,345 --> 00:41:03,657
You trusting fool. How do you know
the other world is any better than this?

418
00:41:05,105 --> 00:41:06,584
Because it has to be.

419
00:41:14,825 --> 00:41:16,816
No!

420
00:41:29,985 --> 00:41:33,580
I wish Buffy Summers
had never come to Sunnydale.

421
00:41:35,145 --> 00:41:37,944
- Done.
- That would be cool.

422
00:41:38,025 --> 00:41:42,019
No, wait. I wish Buffy Summers
had never been born.

423
00:41:42,705 --> 00:41:45,504
- Done.
- And I wish that Xander Harris

424
00:41:45,585 --> 00:41:47,735
never again knows the touch of a woman.

425
00:41:47,825 --> 00:41:52,103
And that Willow wakes up tomorrow
covered in monkey hair.

426
00:41:52,185 --> 00:41:57,737
In fact, I wish all men, except maybe
the dumb and the really agreeable kind,

427
00:41:57,825 --> 00:42:02,103
disappear off the face of the Earth.
That would be so cool.

428
00:42:38,705 --> 00:42:41,174
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