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<i>Previously on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer“:</i>

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You're fired.

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Now!

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I think that was the last.

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- Will, are you OK?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

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The shaking is a side effect of the fear.

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- Thank you.
- If it wasn't for that clouding spell...

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Yeah, it went good.
Nothing melted like last time.

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These babes were wicked rowdy.
What's their deal?

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I wish I knew.

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Most of my sources have dried up since
the Council has relieved me of my duties.

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I was aware that there was a nest here, but
I expected it to be vampires. These are new.

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- And improved.
- Yes, well, I'm sorry.

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I should've had you better prepared and
I should never have allowed Willow and...

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Good. We're fine.

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Just a little bit dirty.
Good show, everyone. Just great.

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- I think we have a hit.
- Are you OK?

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Tiptop. Really. If anyone sees my spine
layin' around, just try not to step on it.

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- One of these days you're gonna get hurt.
- Or killed.

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Or both. And, you know,
with the pain and then the death...

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Maybe you shouldn't be leaping into the fray
like that. Maybe you should be fray-adjacent.

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Excuse me? Who distracted the demon by
allowing her to pummel him about the head?

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Yeah, that was real manly
how you shrieked an' all.

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I think you'll find that was more of a bellow.

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- What shall we do with the trio? Burn them?
- I brought marshmallows.

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Occasionally I'm callous and strange.

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We can leave them. I'm more interested
in finding out what they are

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- and whether we can expect more of them.
- I hope not. They're way too fit.

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I say bring 'em on.

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Xander, I think in the future
perhaps it would be best

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if you hung back to the rear
of the battle. For your own sake.

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But gee, Mr White, if Clark and Lois get all
the good stories, I'll never be a good reporter.

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Jimmy Olsen jokes are gonna be lost on you.

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- Sorry.
- It's OK.

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Hey, Doug, toss me one.

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Les, man, I'm open. Les, buddy.

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Doug, right here, man. Right here.

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Doug, please.

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All right, it's all me.

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Boy, I am so sorry.

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Doug's arm is kinda like spaghetti.
We're all so very sad for him.

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- Is your lunch OK?
- What are you, retarded?

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No. I took that test when I was seven -

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a little slow in some stuff, mostly math and
spatial relations, but certainly not challenged.

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- Can I get you another soda?
- I oughta cut your face open.

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It was an accident. Cool down.

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You wanna be startin' somethin'?

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What? Starting something?

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Like that Michael Jackson song, right?
That was a lotta fun.

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Too high to get over, yeah, yeah...
Remember that fun song?

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I get my buddies together, we're gonna
kick your ass till it's a brand new shape.

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Now get outta here.

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Yo, man, the ball!

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Boy, of all the humiliations you've had
I've witnessed, that was the latest.

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- I could've taken him.
- Oh, please.

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O'Toole would macramé
your face. He is a psycho.

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Which is still a lot cooler than being a wuss.

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Why is it that I've come face to face with
the most hideous creatures hell ever spit out

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and I'm afraid of a bully like Jack O'Toole?

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Because, unlike all those other creatures,
Jack actually noticed you were there.

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Why am I surprised
by how comforting you're not?

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It must be hard when
all your friends have superpowers -

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slayer, werewolf, witches, vampires -
and you're like this little nothing.

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You must feel like Jimmy Olsen.

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I was just talkin' to...
Mind your own business.

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I struck a nerve. The boy that had no cool.

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I happen to be an integral part of that group.
I happen to have a lot to offer.

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- Oh, please.
- I do.

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Integral part of the group? Xander.

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You're the useless part of the group.
You're the Zeppo.

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Cool. Look it up.

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It's something a subliterate that's repeated
12th grade three times has, and you don't.

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There was no part of that that wasn't fun.

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But it's just that it's buggin' me.
This cool thing.

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I mean what is it? How do you get it?

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Who doesn't have it?
And who decides who doesn't have it?

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What is the essence of "cool"?

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Not sure.

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I mean, you yourself, Oz, are considered
more or less cool. Why is that?

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- Am I?
- Is it about the talking?

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You know, the way you tend to express
yourself in short, noncommittal phrases?

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- Could be.
- No. You're in a band.

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That's like a business-class ticket to cool
with complimentary mojo after takeoff.

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I gotta learn an instrument.
Is it hard to play guitar?

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- Not the way I play it.
- On the other hand, eighth grade,

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I'm takin' flugelhorn and gettin' zero trim,
so the instrument thing could be a mislead.

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But you need a thing. One thing
nobody else has. What do I have?

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An exciting new obsession,
which I feel makes you very special.

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Now with the mocking. Which I can handle
because I know I'm right about this.

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I'm on the track.

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I just need to find my thing.

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You're overthinkin' it.
You got some identity issues. It's not...

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- The end of the world.
- Can they do that?

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They seem fairly committed.

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The Sisterhood of Jhe.
They're an apocalypse cult.

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They exist solely to bring about
the world's destruction.

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We've not seen the last of them.
More will follow.

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And they're here in Sunnydale
for what? Demon Expo?

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- Buffy, this is no laughing matter.
- Hence my no laughing.

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I'm sorry. I know I'm no longer
your official watcher, but...

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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You're cutting it a bit close.

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Well, you know me.

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- Well, do we know why they're here?
- I think so.

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Based on some artefacts
that I found with them and...

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taking into account the current astral cycle...

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Giles, I don't need to see the math.

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They intend to open the Hellmouth.

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The Hellmouth.

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- The one that opens...
- About 20ft from where you're standing.

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And if it opens?

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Remember the demon that
almost got out the night I died?

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Every nightmare I have that isn't about
academic failure or public nudity

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is about that thing.
In fact once I dreamt that it attacked me

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while I was late for a test and naked.

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Well, it'll be the first to come out. And Giles
says it won't be the worst by a long shot.

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The world will be overrun
with demons if we don't stop it.

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Do we know when this
is supposed to happen?

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Giles is trying to narrow it down.

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If you're up for it, we're heading
into deep research mode.

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I'd be offended if you haven't
already counted me in.

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Thanks, Will.

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There's something about this one
that scares me. I need my Willow.

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You don't have to be afraid.

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You girls need a lift?

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What is this?

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What do you mean, what is it? It's my thing.

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- Your thing?
- My thing.

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Is this a penis metaphor?

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It's my thing that makes me cool.
That makes me unique.

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- I'm Car Guy. Guy with a car.
- How can you afford it?

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Uncle Roary stacked up the DUIs,
let me rent this bad boy till he's mobile again.

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- Well, it's nice.
- Could you sound a little less enthused?

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- Sorry.
- Evil.

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- Big?
- Biggest. Maybe more than I can handle.

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Then we'll handle it together.
You know I'm here for you.

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Just tell me what I can do.

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I'll take two glazed, two cinnamon,
a couple of cream-filled and a jelly.

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- No, let's round that out to four jellies.
- ls some evil going on?

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Must be big for them to entrust you
with this daredevil mission.

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Cordelia. Feel free to drop dead
of a wasting disease in the next 20 seconds.

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Again I strike the nerve.
I am the surgeon of mean.

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- I'm kinda busy now, OK?
- Right. Buffy needs your help.

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- Can you say "expendable"?
- You think you know everything.

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- I think I know you.
- That's a laugh.

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What, you got a shiny car
and now you're someone new?

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- Like anybody even cares about...
- Is that your car?

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Why...

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- Yes, it is.
- '57 Chevy Bel Air.

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283 CID, solid lifter.

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Fuel-injected V8?

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- Very possibly.
- How does she handle?

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Like a dream about warm, sticky things.

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- Would you like to go for a little drive?
- You busy?

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Just gotta drop this stuff off, and then
I would describe myself as expendable.

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Come on. There.

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And then I started seeing Dave Peck.
He had a Thunderbird.

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Engine completely tricked out,
but the upholstery was kinda shot.

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Then I started seeing Mike. Not Mike with the
Mercedes, Mike with the Mustang. An '82 V6.

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- You know...
- Angel.

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Buddy. Friend buddy.
You wanna sit and talk?

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- I'm lookin' for Buffy.
- Library, last I saw.

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- Something's happening. I've seen portents.
- The apocalypse. They're on top of it.

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- They don't know what they're dealing with.
- Let's go there and... tell them that.

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No, it's best you stay outta harm's way.

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But I can help.

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You wanna go for another drive?

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It's not like I haven't helped before.

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I've done some quality violence for those
people. Do they even think about that?

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I mean... they act like I'm some sort of klutz.

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Oh, God. Are you all right?

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Oh, God...

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Stay calm. Little fender-bender.

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It's not...

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the end of the world.

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He's cranky.

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It's a good night for it.

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Can't dogs sense when there's
an earthquake? And they bark?

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Or cows lie down or something?

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"Sisterhood of Jhe. Race
of female demons, fierce warriors..."

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"Celebrate victory in battle
by eating their foes."

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- They couldn't pour Gatorade on each other?
- The Council won't take my calls. Idiots.

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- Anything useful in the books?
- Not wildly.

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We still have the <i>Books of Pherion</i>
to go through.

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I'm getting itchy feet. If we don't turn up
something soon, I'm gonna check out Willy's.

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- Fine.
- Where are you going?

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To try and contact the spirit guides that exist
out of time and have knowledge of the future.

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I have no idea if they'll respond
to my efforts, but I have to try.

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All we know is that the fate of the entire
world rests on... Did you eat all the jellies?

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Did you want a jelly?

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I always have a jelly. I'm the one
that says "let's have a jelly in the mix".

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We're sorry. Buffy had three.

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- No matter. If Xander makes another run...
- No. Xander's out of this.

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He nearly got killed last time.
This would be easier if we know he's safe.

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Gosh, Jack. Are you OK?

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I am really sorry about that.
Your car came outta nowhere.

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- I was parked.
- Exactly. Look, I can cover the damages.

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I don't have insurance in the strictest sense
but I have a little money.

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The important thing is that we're all right and
we can work this out like two reasonable...

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- frontiersmen.
- Where do you want it?

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- What?
- Where do you want it?

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I'm fairly certain I don't want it at all.
But thank you.

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Cool knife.

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Yeah. Great knife.

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Although I think it may
technically be a sword.

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She's called Katie.

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You gave it a girl's name.
How very serial killer of you.

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Lysette, I think we should be going.

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- Are you scared?
- Would that make you happy?

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Your woman lookin' on
and you can't stand up to me?

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Don't you feel pathetic?

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Mostly I feel Katie.

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You know what the difference
between you and me is?

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Again... Katie's springin' to mind.

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Fear.

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Who has the least fear.

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And it has nothing to do
with who has the big, sharp...

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Come on.

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I wanna go for a drive. I'm bored.

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Gee, I'm really sorry my life-and-death
situation isn't exciting enough for you.

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Hey!

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- What's goin' on?
- Nothin'.

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Just rasslin'.

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O'Toole.

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What a surprise.

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He attack you?

227
00:16:50,065 --> 00:16:53,501
No. Just blowin' off steam.

228
00:16:53,585 --> 00:16:57,101
Two guys rasslin'. But not in a gay way.

229
00:16:57,185 --> 00:16:59,415
Do it somewhere else, huh?

230
00:17:03,345 --> 00:17:05,859
- What?
- That was all right.

231
00:17:05,945 --> 00:17:08,664
You could've narked on me, didn't do it.

232
00:17:08,745 --> 00:17:10,736
That's decent of ya.

233
00:17:11,505 --> 00:17:13,655
I like you.

234
00:17:15,225 --> 00:17:18,297
- Yay?
- You two wanna have some fun?

235
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:21,662
- Like, with driving?
- Yeah.

236
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:26,584
- What do you have in mind?
- I was on my way to get the boys.

237
00:17:26,665 --> 00:17:28,656
Gonna cruise around.

238
00:17:29,985 --> 00:17:32,977
- We'll take your wheels.
- What about your car?

239
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:36,616
It ain't mine.

240
00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:42,178
- Great. Where to?
- Gonna get the boys.

241
00:17:43,985 --> 00:17:46,135
Yeah.

242
00:17:46,225 --> 00:17:48,216
So where are the boys?

243
00:17:50,145 --> 00:17:54,935
He calls forth the spirit
of Uurthu, the Restless.

244
00:17:55,025 --> 00:17:57,665
No one shall speak.

245
00:17:57,745 --> 00:18:00,134
He shall arise.

246
00:18:00,225 --> 00:18:02,216
Hear me.

247
00:18:02,305 --> 00:18:05,377
The blood of the earth shall restore him.

248
00:18:10,265 --> 00:18:12,700
And he shall arise.

249
00:18:12,785 --> 00:18:14,981
He shall arise.

250
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,619
- Buddy.
- Bob.

251
00:18:27,705 --> 00:18:30,936
You big hideous corpse. Come here.

252
00:18:37,225 --> 00:18:39,341
I'll call ya.

253
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,735
Man! You raised me!

254
00:18:41,825 --> 00:18:46,103
I told you Grandpappy could work that mojo.
Big Bob is back in action.

255
00:18:46,185 --> 00:18:47,823
Yes!

256
00:18:48,945 --> 00:18:52,825
Man! I can't believe you raised me.
That is so awesome.

257
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:58,858
- You are the coolest.
- Maybe I should just let you guys catch up.

258
00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:02,222
Bob, this is Xander. He's our wheel man.

259
00:19:02,745 --> 00:19:04,895
Hey.

260
00:19:04,985 --> 00:19:06,544
Howdy.

261
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:10,220
- Where are the other guys? We gotta get 'em.
- Absolutely.

262
00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:13,738
Are all your friends dead?

263
00:19:13,825 --> 00:19:16,055
- Xander, let's roll.
- How long I been down?

264
00:19:16,145 --> 00:19:19,501
- Eight months.
- I got some catchin' up to do.

265
00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:22,498
- <i>Walker, Texas Ranger.</i> You been taping 'em?
- Every ep.

266
00:19:22,585 --> 00:19:25,384
All right. We're gonna get
the guys together and party.

267
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,457
This is gonna be a night to remember. Yeah!

268
00:19:28,545 --> 00:19:30,775
I'm sensin' that.

269
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:34,859
The blood of the earth shall
restore him, and he shall arise.

270
00:19:37,305 --> 00:19:38,659
Dudes!

271
00:20:23,425 --> 00:20:25,416
Giles. Hey.

272
00:20:26,145 --> 00:20:28,136
What's goin' on?

273
00:20:29,265 --> 00:20:32,815
Just trying to gain access to the spirit guides.

274
00:20:32,905 --> 00:20:35,215
Not going very well, I'm afraid.

275
00:20:35,305 --> 00:20:39,981
- What are you doing here?
- We were just raising... some heck.

276
00:20:40,065 --> 00:20:42,579
Xander! Let's go!

277
00:20:45,385 --> 00:20:47,774
Listen, do you guys need any help?

278
00:20:48,265 --> 00:20:53,385
No, thank you. Probably best
if you stay out of trouble.

279
00:20:53,465 --> 00:20:57,174
- No chance of that.
- Xander! Motor!

280
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:02,623
There's something different
about this... menace.

281
00:21:02,705 --> 00:21:05,015
Something in the air.

282
00:21:05,105 --> 00:21:08,461
- The stench of death.
- Yeah. I think it's Bob.

283
00:21:08,545 --> 00:21:11,298
We may all be called upon
to fight when it happens.

284
00:21:11,385 --> 00:21:14,457
- When what happens, exactly?
- Come on!

285
00:21:14,545 --> 00:21:18,937
I'd better go. Hopefully we should have time
to prepare. All we need is a few weeks.

286
00:21:19,185 --> 00:21:22,257
- Tonight?
- Before sunrise.

287
00:21:22,905 --> 00:21:24,942
That's what they said.

288
00:21:25,025 --> 00:21:28,700
- Why did they do this?
- They were looking for Angel.

289
00:21:28,785 --> 00:21:32,619
- Angel? Why?
- They said they were comin' after you too.

290
00:21:32,705 --> 00:21:36,778
Nothing could stand in their way
because tonight was the night.

291
00:21:37,465 --> 00:21:39,775
- Man!
- The ambulance is on its way.

292
00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:46,382
Look, kid, my clientele ain't exactly
nuns and orphans, but I...

293
00:21:46,465 --> 00:21:51,380
- I never seen anything like these demons.
- I'm gonna stop them.

294
00:21:51,465 --> 00:21:54,105
If that Hellmouth opens,

295
00:21:54,185 --> 00:21:58,702
they're gonna be the least
of your problems is my train of thought.

296
00:22:00,225 --> 00:22:02,580
If I were you,

297
00:22:02,665 --> 00:22:05,100
I'd go find Angel,

298
00:22:05,185 --> 00:22:07,335
go somewhere quiet together.

299
00:22:07,425 --> 00:22:10,941
I'd be thinkin' about how I wanna
spend my last night on Earth.

300
00:22:11,345 --> 00:22:14,815
Let's get some beers!

301
00:22:17,225 --> 00:22:23,016
Let's go pick up some girls. We'll hang out at
Taco Bell, get some girls, go cruise around...

302
00:22:24,185 --> 00:22:27,940
- I wanna bake a cake.
- We need some beers though.

303
00:22:28,025 --> 00:22:31,575
I can't believe you got shot, man.
Was it them Jackals?

304
00:22:31,665 --> 00:22:35,181
Are you kiddin'? We wiped them out
after they threw you off the bridge.

305
00:22:35,265 --> 00:22:38,701
Man, you guys are the best, man.
You're the best. I mean that.

306
00:22:38,785 --> 00:22:41,823
There's a liquor store.
A little Armenian guy runs the place.

307
00:22:41,905 --> 00:22:44,374
He's got a gun behind the counter.

308
00:22:46,185 --> 00:22:47,937
Hey...

309
00:22:48,025 --> 00:22:50,175
We should go kick his ass.

310
00:22:53,785 --> 00:22:55,856
If you guys want me to drop you off...

311
00:22:55,945 --> 00:22:59,301
- Nah, you're with us now.
- You're on the team now, baby.

312
00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:02,740
What are we gonna do?

313
00:23:02,825 --> 00:23:07,661
I've heard some interesting suggestions, but
I'm gonna go with Dickie's. Let's bake a cake.

314
00:23:14,705 --> 00:23:17,936
All right. You stay here
and keep the motor runnin'.

315
00:23:18,025 --> 00:23:21,336
This time of night
I'm pretty sure nothing's open.

316
00:23:24,585 --> 00:23:26,974
But they're always open for crime.

317
00:23:31,265 --> 00:23:34,223
OK. Now I'm involved in crime.

318
00:23:34,305 --> 00:23:38,663
I'm the criminal element.
Havin' a car sure is cool.

319
00:23:38,745 --> 00:23:41,021
- Thank you. Sorry to wake you.
- No problem.

320
00:23:41,105 --> 00:23:42,778
Will.

321
00:23:45,145 --> 00:23:47,614
Xander. What are you doin' here?

322
00:23:47,705 --> 00:23:52,256
Nothing. Certainly not crime.
What about you?

323
00:23:52,345 --> 00:23:58,341
I needed supplies for a protection spell. Buffy
called from Angel's. It's happening tonight.

324
00:23:58,425 --> 00:24:03,704
- And that thing that's happening would be...?
- I can't stay. Buffy'll need this.

325
00:24:07,545 --> 00:24:09,934
I love you, Xander.

326
00:24:13,665 --> 00:24:17,624
- OK, that's it. I'm gonna...
- Where you goin'?

327
00:24:17,705 --> 00:24:22,222
- Look, something's just come up.
- You gonna bail on me? Is that it?

328
00:24:22,305 --> 00:24:24,945
- We got the cake mix.
- Where you wanna bake it?

329
00:24:25,025 --> 00:24:30,338
- Xander's lookin' to leave.
- No way. We need a wheel man.

330
00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:33,543
- Xander doesn't feel like part of the group.
- I'm kinda busy.

331
00:24:33,625 --> 00:24:37,334
He doesn't feel like part of the group
because he hasn't been initiated.

332
00:24:37,425 --> 00:24:40,816
- Do you think he's ready?
- Well, I think he's earned his stripes.

333
00:24:40,905 --> 00:24:43,499
I say we let him in, boys.

334
00:24:44,785 --> 00:24:47,095
Great. I wanna be in the gang, sure.

335
00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:50,815
- All right. Yeah.
- That's the spirit.

336
00:24:50,905 --> 00:24:52,942
What do I gotta do?

337
00:24:55,065 --> 00:24:57,454
You gotta die.

338
00:25:03,065 --> 00:25:06,023
All right, guys. Let's just talk about this.

339
00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:08,858
Now, you wanna be part
of the gang, don't you?

340
00:25:08,945 --> 00:25:14,861
Yes, yes. But I'm not dying to be
in the gang, if you get the pun there.

341
00:25:15,665 --> 00:25:18,305
What, you're too good to be dead?

342
00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:23,099
You got a problem with dead people?

343
00:25:23,185 --> 00:25:25,415
What about Jack? Jack's not dead.

344
00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:35,141
- Drive-by three weeks ago.
- Oh, boy.

345
00:25:35,225 --> 00:25:40,299
Grandpappy found my body. I wasn't gone
but ten minutes before he raised me.

346
00:25:40,385 --> 00:25:44,265
- It's a rush, man.
- Let's kill Xander. It'll be fun.

347
00:25:44,345 --> 00:25:46,655
You can be a full-fledged member.

348
00:25:46,745 --> 00:25:50,375
Come on, Xander. Take it like a man.

349
00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:55,585
All right, enough! You guys have had
your fun, but you forgot about one thing.

350
00:25:56,985 --> 00:25:58,976
Get him!

351
00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:14,462
Damn! There goes the wheels.

352
00:26:14,545 --> 00:26:17,219
- He took all our stuff, man.
- I wanna bake a cake.

353
00:26:17,305 --> 00:26:22,744
It's all right. We'll get more.
The night is young.

354
00:26:26,145 --> 00:26:28,500
That's enough excitement for one evening.

355
00:26:57,185 --> 00:26:58,903
Get in!

356
00:27:15,345 --> 00:27:18,144
- Think Demon Mama followed us?
- No, we're cool.

357
00:27:18,225 --> 00:27:21,217
The bitch dislocated my shoulder though.

358
00:27:22,185 --> 00:27:24,381
Hold me.

359
00:27:37,305 --> 00:27:39,296
That's better.

360
00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:42,101
She got me really wound up.

361
00:27:46,105 --> 00:27:49,655
A fight like that and... no kill...

362
00:27:51,705 --> 00:27:54,618
I'm about ready to pop.

363
00:27:54,705 --> 00:27:56,696
Really?

364
00:27:58,185 --> 00:28:00,825
- Pop?
- You up for it?

365
00:28:01,665 --> 00:28:03,656
I'm up.

366
00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:10,775
I'm suddenly very up.

367
00:28:11,705 --> 00:28:16,415
It's just... I've never been
up with people before.

368
00:28:22,105 --> 00:28:25,416
Just relax. Take your pants off.

369
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:29,257
Those two concepts are antithetical.

370
00:28:41,865 --> 00:28:44,334
Don't worry.

371
00:28:44,425 --> 00:28:46,860
I'll steer you round the curves.

372
00:28:46,945 --> 00:28:50,142
Did I mention that I'm having
a very strange night?

373
00:29:09,265 --> 00:29:11,654
That was great. I gotta shower.

374
00:29:21,825 --> 00:29:26,820
- I've never seen him like this.
- The Hellmouth. He senses it's gonna open.

375
00:29:29,105 --> 00:29:31,494
- Now don't hesitate.
- Do it.

376
00:29:32,865 --> 00:29:34,617
Now, Oz...

377
00:29:36,545 --> 00:29:38,616
Again!

378
00:29:47,425 --> 00:29:50,497
We'd better move him before he wakes up.

379
00:29:50,585 --> 00:29:55,421
Sorry. I hope you're not
mad at me in the morning.

380
00:30:24,905 --> 00:30:26,703
Hey.

381
00:30:26,785 --> 00:30:29,174
They're not baking any cake.

382
00:30:37,025 --> 00:30:42,054
Long gone. Probably loaded
with supplies. Gotta think.

383
00:30:42,785 --> 00:30:45,095
I can't believe I had sex.

384
00:30:45,185 --> 00:30:49,019
OK, bombs. Already-dead guys with bombs.

385
00:30:49,105 --> 00:30:51,221
Man, I'm outta my league.

386
00:30:51,305 --> 00:30:53,740
Buffy'll know what to do.

387
00:30:53,825 --> 00:30:57,784
- I don't know what to do.
- Then let me decide for you.

388
00:30:57,865 --> 00:31:00,618
- I can face this thing.
- You can't.

389
00:31:00,705 --> 00:31:04,664
Look, I can at least buy you enough time
for Willow's spell to bind it.

390
00:31:04,745 --> 00:31:08,215
Buffy, this is worse
than anything we've ever faced.

391
00:31:08,305 --> 00:31:10,865
Hey, it's the only way.

392
00:31:11,585 --> 00:31:13,974
I can't watch you die again.

393
00:31:17,185 --> 00:31:19,176
I love you.

394
00:31:19,985 --> 00:31:23,376
- I love you.
- Nothing can change that.

395
00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:26,662
- Not even death.
- Don't talk to me like that.

396
00:31:27,705 --> 00:31:30,424
You may be ready to go,
but I am not ready to lose you.

397
00:31:30,505 --> 00:31:34,339
OK, this is my fight, and if you
won't do it my way then you're...

398
00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:39,502
Hey.

399
00:31:39,585 --> 00:31:41,656
I've got this...

400
00:31:42,305 --> 00:31:44,296
There's this...

401
00:31:46,785 --> 00:31:49,174
This is probably a bad time.

402
00:31:52,145 --> 00:31:54,136
Can I help?

403
00:31:57,425 --> 00:31:58,859
OK.

404
00:32:09,825 --> 00:32:12,055
OK, I can work this out.

405
00:32:12,145 --> 00:32:15,740
I just gotta figure out
what they'd be likely to bomb.

406
00:32:32,665 --> 00:32:35,305
OK, Oz is moved.

407
00:32:35,665 --> 00:32:39,818
He could barely walk after that
Mickey I gave him, but we made it.

408
00:32:39,905 --> 00:32:43,660
- Is he gonna be all right there?
- Anywhere's safer than here.

409
00:32:43,745 --> 00:32:46,214
Help me with the candles.

410
00:32:46,305 --> 00:32:48,774
We're doing the spell
from the <i>Hebron's Almanac?</i>

411
00:32:48,865 --> 00:32:53,462
Yes. Once it's ready you're to stay back
and let me finish the recitation.

412
00:32:53,545 --> 00:32:55,900
Don't argue. I want you safe.

413
00:32:55,985 --> 00:32:58,943
Who knows what's gonna
come up from beneath us?

414
00:33:19,945 --> 00:33:22,744
This is gonna be large.

415
00:33:31,065 --> 00:33:34,979
Giles'll know what to do.
He's way more calm than Buffy.

416
00:33:38,665 --> 00:33:40,656
OK, I got a plan.

417
00:33:43,185 --> 00:33:45,574
Hey, our wheels.

418
00:33:48,425 --> 00:33:50,416
Hey!

419
00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:01,819
- Come on, man! Stop!
- Where's the bomb?

420
00:34:01,905 --> 00:34:04,818
- It's in the high school.
- In the school where?

421
00:34:04,905 --> 00:34:07,658
Oh, God! This really, really hurts.

422
00:34:09,785 --> 00:34:11,776
It's in the boiler room.

423
00:34:11,865 --> 00:34:16,894
All right. Now I'm gonna ask you this once,
and you better pray you get the answer right.

424
00:34:16,985 --> 00:34:19,056
How do I defuse...?

425
00:34:21,385 --> 00:34:25,504
I probably should've left out
that whole middle part.

426
00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:27,895
He's headed for the school.

427
00:34:33,625 --> 00:34:37,903
- There he is!
- Where's a slayer when you need one?

428
00:34:42,545 --> 00:34:44,934
Oh, my God. It's grown.

429
00:34:48,745 --> 00:34:51,339
There he is! Come on! Get him!

430
00:34:52,785 --> 00:34:54,776
Hey, stop!

431
00:34:59,305 --> 00:35:01,137
Come on, man!

432
00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:09,457
Which way?

433
00:35:09,545 --> 00:35:12,537
He couldn't have gotten far. Let's split up.

434
00:35:22,385 --> 00:35:24,217
Good for chopping.

435
00:35:34,185 --> 00:35:36,335
Now this is what I call fun.

436
00:35:57,225 --> 00:36:02,061
You should've learned by now, if you play
with fire you gotta expect sooner or later...

437
00:36:02,145 --> 00:36:05,854
I wasn't finished. Note to self: less talk.

438
00:36:10,425 --> 00:36:12,814
Faith, go for the heart!

439
00:36:39,465 --> 00:36:41,456
OK. Boiler room.

440
00:36:43,585 --> 00:36:44,780
Other way.

441
00:36:59,305 --> 00:37:01,615
Hello, Nasty.

442
00:37:10,665 --> 00:37:13,305
Less than two minutes.

443
00:37:13,385 --> 00:37:17,094
Dumb guy, little bomb... How hard can it be?

444
00:37:25,865 --> 00:37:29,221
- It just got harder.
- I'm not leavin' till that thing's disarmed.

445
00:37:29,305 --> 00:37:32,184
Then I guess you're not leavin'.

446
00:37:38,025 --> 00:37:41,222
I'm gonna carve you up
and serve you with gravy.

447
00:37:41,305 --> 00:37:44,502
You pissed me off, boy.
Now you pay the price.

448
00:37:44,585 --> 00:37:48,783
First the eyes, then the tongue,
then I'll break every one of your fingers.

449
00:37:48,865 --> 00:37:51,664
You gonna do all that in 49 seconds?

450
00:38:04,545 --> 00:38:07,936
I know what you're thinkin'.
Can I get by him, up the stairs,

451
00:38:08,025 --> 00:38:10,539
out of the building, seconds ticking away?

452
00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:13,697
- I don't love your chances.
- Then you'll die too.

453
00:38:15,065 --> 00:38:20,697
Yeah, looks like. So I guess the question
really is... who has less fear?

454
00:38:20,785 --> 00:38:23,584
I'm not afraid to die. I'm already dead.

455
00:38:24,785 --> 00:38:26,981
Yeah, but this is different.

456
00:38:27,065 --> 00:38:30,262
Being blowed up isn't
"drinkin' with your buddies" dead.

457
00:38:30,345 --> 00:38:35,784
It's "little bits bein' swept up by a janitor"
dead, and I don't think you're ready for that.

458
00:38:45,385 --> 00:38:47,615
Are you?

459
00:38:50,345 --> 00:38:52,780
I like the quiet.

460
00:38:59,985 --> 00:39:01,976
Now, Buffy!

461
00:39:34,865 --> 00:39:36,856
Good boy.

462
00:39:44,905 --> 00:39:49,103
I don't think I wanna be seeing you
on campus any more, Jack.

463
00:40:06,105 --> 00:40:11,134
I'm not goin' anywhere, Harris.
The first time you turn your back...

464
00:40:17,865 --> 00:40:23,338
Even after the Hellmouth was closed
we could still hear it screaming.

465
00:40:27,785 --> 00:40:30,061
But Angel's gonna be OK?

466
00:40:30,145 --> 00:40:34,184
He was only out for a few minutes.
Longest of my life.

467
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:39,465
I'll never forget that thing's face.
Its real face, I mean.

468
00:40:39,545 --> 00:40:41,263
Yes.

469
00:40:41,345 --> 00:40:44,497
I don't know how you managed to...

470
00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:48,981
It was the bravest thing I've ever seen.

471
00:40:49,065 --> 00:40:51,500
The stupidest.

472
00:40:51,585 --> 00:40:54,384
But the world continues to turn.

473
00:40:55,185 --> 00:40:58,655
No one will ever know
how close it came to stopping.

474
00:40:59,385 --> 00:41:02,138
Never know what we did.

475
00:41:02,225 --> 00:41:04,216
Guys.

476
00:41:04,745 --> 00:41:10,377
Xander. Boy, you're lucky you weren't
at school last night. It was crazed.

477
00:41:11,945 --> 00:41:15,142
Well, give me the quiet life.

478
00:41:15,225 --> 00:41:17,978
I'm gonna grab a snack. Anyone want?

479
00:41:18,065 --> 00:41:21,945
- Oz?
- No, I'm oddly full today.

480
00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:25,096
OK.

481
00:41:28,425 --> 00:41:30,496
Look, it's Mr Excitement.

482
00:41:30,585 --> 00:41:34,544
On another life-or-death doughnut mission,
or just cruising for bimbos again?

483
00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:36,935
Giving them lessons in lack of cool.

484
00:41:40,745 --> 00:41:42,736
What?

485
00:41:44,185 --> 00:41:46,176
What?

486
00:41:46,905 --> 00:41:48,896
What?

487
00:41:49,945 --> 00:41:53,620
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488
00:42:31,065 --> 00:42:33,056
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