1 00:00:02,665 --> 00:00:04,895 (Willow) Isn't college cool? 2 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:09,539 (Buffy) I just haven't had a lot of time to think about life at UC Sunnydale. 3 00:00:09,625 --> 00:00:12,378 - Wow: - Previously on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer": 4 00:00:12,465 --> 00:00:14,536 - Have you met your roommate yet? - No. 5 00:00:14,625 --> 00:00:18,016 - Oh, hi! - Hi. It's nice to meet you. 6 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:21,621 Kathy. I just know that this whole year is gonna be super fun! 7 00:00:21,705 --> 00:00:23,935 Whoa! Oh! Oh! 8 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:28,542 I've forgotten my manners in the concussion. I'm Riley. Are you taking Intro Psych? 9 00:00:28,625 --> 00:00:31,219 - You've taken it? - I'm a TA. I help the professor. 10 00:00:31,305 --> 00:00:32,704 I'm Professor Walsh. 11 00:00:32,785 --> 00:00:36,141 Those who fall under my good graces will come to know me as Maggie. 12 00:00:36,225 --> 00:00:40,583 Those who don't will come to know me by the name my TAs use and think I don't know: 13 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:42,656 the Evil Bitch Monster of Death. 14 00:00:42,745 --> 00:00:46,704 Officially, you no longer have a watcher. I'll always be here when you need me. 15 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,219 You'll have to take care of yourself. 16 00:00:53,105 --> 00:00:55,699 So, college not so scary after all, huh? 17 00:00:56,425 --> 00:01:00,498 It's turning out to be a lot like high school, which I can handle. 18 00:01:00,585 --> 00:01:02,701 At least I know what to expect. 19 00:01:09,865 --> 00:01:13,540 - (♪ "Believe" by Cher) - Wow, this music is so... 20 00:01:13,905 --> 00:01:17,614 - ..so... - I know! This song is super fun, isn't it? 21 00:01:17,865 --> 00:01:22,063 You bet! It just gets funner and funner every time you play it. 22 00:01:23,905 --> 00:01:26,499 - Going out? - Yeah. 23 00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:29,655 I'm seriously caffeine deprived. 24 00:01:29,745 --> 00:01:32,578 Figured I'd head down to The Grotto and get a jolt and... 25 00:01:32,665 --> 00:01:36,499 - ..do some studying. - Oh. It's late. Won't you be up all night? 26 00:01:36,905 --> 00:01:39,021 Oh, yeah, but it's cool. 27 00:01:39,105 --> 00:01:42,621 I'm sort of an up kinda night person. 28 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:45,340 I mentioned that, right? 29 00:01:45,425 --> 00:01:50,101 I guess I didn't realise you'd be coming and going at all hours. Well, not that I mind. 30 00:01:50,185 --> 00:01:54,179 - I'm just surprised. - I'll be quiet as a mouse, I promise. 31 00:01:55,505 --> 00:01:57,974 - OK. - Oh! Say, Buffy. 32 00:01:59,105 --> 00:02:02,336 I wanted to show you this little system I implemented. 33 00:02:03,585 --> 00:02:05,019 Oh, goody! System. 34 00:02:05,105 --> 00:02:09,622 Just log every call you make in here so when the bill comes it won't be a problem. 35 00:02:09,705 --> 00:02:13,221 - Cos I figure "A stitch in time... - ..catches the worm." 36 00:02:14,585 --> 00:02:17,384 You bet! OK, then. 37 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:20,896 Also... 38 00:02:20,985 --> 00:02:24,216 I noticed that some of my milk was missing. Did you...? 39 00:02:24,305 --> 00:02:29,254 - Oh! Yeah, actually, I did. I meant to... - No! It's totally OK. I was just wondering. 40 00:02:29,345 --> 00:02:33,054 - Yeah, I was making my coffee and... - It's fine. I just wanted to make sure... 41 00:02:33,145 --> 00:02:35,136 (music stops) 42 00:02:38,265 --> 00:02:40,176 (♪ “Believe“ by Cher) 43 00:02:40,265 --> 00:02:42,825 ...that we didn't have a thief or something. 44 00:02:42,905 --> 00:02:45,465 Like who? Sid the Wily Dairy Gnome? 45 00:02:46,425 --> 00:02:49,497 I don't know... It's no big deal. I mean, please, feel free. 46 00:02:49,665 --> 00:02:52,418 OK. I'm really sorry. 47 00:02:53,585 --> 00:02:56,304 - I have to... - Have a good time! 48 00:02:57,505 --> 00:02:59,496 Yeah. You, too. 49 00:03:00,345 --> 00:03:02,336 With ironing. 50 00:03:12,305 --> 00:03:14,740 So you had trouble getting past Kathy? 51 00:03:14,825 --> 00:03:17,419 Yep. She made big with the questions. 52 00:03:18,105 --> 00:03:21,097 You thought your days of sneaking out of your room were over! 53 00:03:21,185 --> 00:03:23,335 No such luck. 54 00:03:23,425 --> 00:03:26,417 Kathy's nice and all, but she's, sort of... 55 00:03:26,505 --> 00:03:29,736 ...I don't know, like, Mini-Mom of Momdonia. 56 00:03:29,825 --> 00:03:33,022 - (rustling) - Wait. Did you just hear something? 57 00:03:33,105 --> 00:03:36,177 - I'm chewing my gum kinda loud. - That's not it. 58 00:03:36,265 --> 00:03:40,259 - My sneakers are squeaky. - I'm looking for something lurky, Will. 59 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,336 Oh. 60 00:03:43,905 --> 00:03:47,739 - Sorry, no. - Darn, I could use a little play tonight. 61 00:03:47,825 --> 00:03:50,738 Listening to the best of VH1 all day sorta put me on edge. 62 00:03:50,825 --> 00:03:55,501 - Kathy's still spinning the divas? - (imitates Kathy) Cos it's the funnest! 63 00:03:55,585 --> 00:03:58,941 It's no big. College is a time of change, right? 64 00:03:59,785 --> 00:04:02,823 Before too long, she'll be trip-hopping all over the place. 65 00:04:02,905 --> 00:04:07,661 Yeah! This whole dorm thing is just an adjustment we need to make. 66 00:04:07,745 --> 00:04:11,579 You know? I mean, my roomie is kind of "challenging", too. 67 00:04:12,265 --> 00:04:14,654 And what are we, if not women up to a challenge? 68 00:04:14,745 --> 00:04:18,340 Exactly! I mean, did we not put the "grr" in "girl"? 69 00:04:19,305 --> 00:04:22,661 - Well, here's where I get off. - Say hey to Oz for me. 70 00:04:22,745 --> 00:04:25,259 - Happy hunting. - Wish me monsters. 71 00:04:32,185 --> 00:04:34,176 (growls) 72 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,896 (rustling) 73 00:05:41,985 --> 00:05:43,976 Will? 74 00:05:46,905 --> 00:05:48,896 (rustling) 75 00:05:49,985 --> 00:05:54,183 All right... why don't you quit hiding and come out and face me like a... 76 00:05:54,665 --> 00:05:56,656 ..thing? 77 00:05:56,985 --> 00:05:58,976 Hey. I caught you! 78 00:06:00,105 --> 00:06:02,574 - Is everything OK? - Oh, everything's super. 79 00:06:02,665 --> 00:06:06,056 I just decided a decaf latte sounded like heaven after all. 80 00:06:07,985 --> 00:06:10,022 So you're coming along. 81 00:06:10,545 --> 00:06:15,016 Why not? This way, you don't have to walk these spooky paths alone. 82 00:06:15,105 --> 00:06:17,096 Great! 83 00:06:17,305 --> 00:06:19,296 That's just great. 84 00:06:21,505 --> 00:06:24,816 This is neat, isn't it? The fresh air, the trees. 85 00:06:24,905 --> 00:06:27,738 - (growling) - The smell of... Aargh! 86 00:06:48,665 --> 00:06:50,736 What the blizzard was that all about? 87 00:06:50,825 --> 00:06:54,898 Uh, he, um, tried to take my backpack. 88 00:06:54,985 --> 00:06:57,977 God, what were you thinking, taking him on like that? 89 00:06:58,425 --> 00:07:01,895 Oh, I don't know. I guess I panicked. 90 00:07:01,985 --> 00:07:05,615 I mean, it's just you could've gotten hurt or something. 91 00:07:05,705 --> 00:07:08,299 God, and look at my sweater, it's ruined! 92 00:07:09,105 --> 00:07:11,096 Yeah... sorry about that. 93 00:07:11,825 --> 00:07:14,021 Here, we'll go get you cleaned up. 94 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,821 Boring. Boring. 95 00:07:37,905 --> 00:07:39,896 Bill. Bill. 96 00:07:42,825 --> 00:07:44,896 Hello. 97 00:07:44,985 --> 00:07:48,979 - You run? - And jump. And bend. 98 00:07:50,665 --> 00:07:54,260 - And occasionally frolic. - OK. And, uh... 99 00:07:54,345 --> 00:07:57,178 ...what's with the Motorbike and Scooter magazine? 100 00:07:57,265 --> 00:08:00,576 Congratulations, you've found me out. I'm a mod jogger. 101 00:08:00,905 --> 00:08:02,896 Are you having a midlife thing? 102 00:08:02,985 --> 00:08:06,341 I still go "ish" from the last time you tried to recapture your youth. 103 00:08:06,425 --> 00:08:08,416 - Buffy! - Sorry. 104 00:08:10,065 --> 00:08:13,342 Demon. Last night. Made with the pummelling, but he got away. 105 00:08:13,425 --> 00:08:16,736 - What sort of demon? - Um, he had a cloak on... 106 00:08:16,825 --> 00:08:21,262 ...and glowing green eyes. And his skin had a, like, super-bad fake rub-on tan. 107 00:08:22,505 --> 00:08:24,940 - Translate? - Orangey. 108 00:08:25,345 --> 00:08:28,258 Thank you. Anything else? 109 00:08:28,665 --> 00:08:32,295 My roommate Kathy was there, but she didn't see anything. 110 00:08:33,705 --> 00:08:36,174 You took your roommate patrolling with you? 111 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:40,862 I invited the whole dorm, but she was the only one that could make it. 112 00:08:40,945 --> 00:08:44,825 I told her I was going for coffee and she decided to tag along. 113 00:08:45,065 --> 00:08:48,581 We should discourage her from that habit. From what you describe... 114 00:08:48,665 --> 00:08:53,421 ...I'm not familiar with the creature, but I'll give you a ring when I've found something. 115 00:08:53,505 --> 00:08:57,738 - You know, it's nice out here. - Yes, I take my tea out here sometimes. 116 00:08:57,825 --> 00:09:01,534 - What are you doing today? - It's a big day for me, actually. 117 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:04,663 A friend acquired an original Gutenberg demonography. 118 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:07,737 And you've never once asked me what my day's plans were... 119 00:09:07,825 --> 00:09:11,341 ...which leads me to inquire whether you're feeling yourself. 120 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:14,417 That's not true. I ask about you all the time. 121 00:09:16,705 --> 00:09:20,938 OK, maybe the words don't actually make it out of my mouth, but I think about it. 122 00:09:21,025 --> 00:09:22,698 And it's appreciated. 123 00:09:22,785 --> 00:09:26,619 Doesn't explain why you're hanging around instead of rushing off as usual. 124 00:09:27,745 --> 00:09:32,103 It's no big. I just figured I'd hang here, you know, until... 125 00:09:32,185 --> 00:09:34,222 ...my roommate goes to class. 126 00:09:35,425 --> 00:09:37,416 Ah, I see. 127 00:09:37,985 --> 00:09:41,865 I know, it's probably just me having a bitch attack. But it's not... me. 128 00:09:42,905 --> 00:09:46,261 Living with somebody is never easy. Especially for an only child. 129 00:09:46,345 --> 00:09:48,905 Giles, listen. When sharpening her pencils... 130 00:09:48,985 --> 00:09:52,341 ...she measures them with a ruler so they're all the same size. 131 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:56,419 Which is fussy, I agree, but everybody has their idiosyncrasies. 132 00:09:56,505 --> 00:09:58,655 You'd do well to learn to tolerate them. 133 00:09:58,745 --> 00:10:01,897 Or I'll end up an old lady who can only live with cats? 134 00:10:03,265 --> 00:10:07,054 - Something like that. - OK. You know what? You're right. 135 00:10:07,585 --> 00:10:12,978 Take a mental pic. This is the new Buffy. Kinder, gentler, roommate extraordinaire. 136 00:11:35,225 --> 00:11:37,865 Ex-boyfriend or loan shark? 137 00:11:40,225 --> 00:11:43,297 - Excuse me? - The person you're hiding from. 138 00:11:44,105 --> 00:11:46,415 Oh. Both. 139 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:48,496 Ugly break-up. 140 00:11:49,065 --> 00:11:53,343 - I'm sorry, I just cut you... - No, stay, stay. I'll watch your back. 141 00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:03,263 - Freshman, huh? - Is it that obvious? 142 00:12:03,345 --> 00:12:09,023 There are signs. People who've been around know how to use their dining-hall card. 143 00:12:09,105 --> 00:12:10,584 It's not for food? 144 00:12:10,665 --> 00:12:15,660 Work it right and you get three meals' worth, which equals fewer punch cards used. 145 00:12:15,745 --> 00:12:18,100 More cash from dad that you keep for yourself. 146 00:12:18,185 --> 00:12:23,214 Right! See, the goal is to polish off as much as humanly possible in one sitting. 147 00:12:23,305 --> 00:12:28,584 Enough to get you through the day, while chipmunking items for future consumption. 148 00:12:28,825 --> 00:12:30,896 Ah! Got it. 149 00:12:30,985 --> 00:12:35,422 Excess dry goods fit nicely in a backpack or your pocket. 150 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:40,341 The wetter items - macaronis, your turkey loaf - then you're into Ziplocs. 151 00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:43,417 - It's not for beginners. - I'll just take it slow. 152 00:12:54,185 --> 00:12:56,461 - So... - So, those are my... 153 00:12:57,705 --> 00:13:00,902 - Are you...? - Oh, no, I have someone waiting. 154 00:13:00,985 --> 00:13:02,817 Otherwise, I'd... 155 00:13:04,425 --> 00:13:07,019 Parker Abrams. I'm at Kresky Hall. 156 00:13:07,825 --> 00:13:10,214 Buffy Summers, Stevenson. 157 00:13:10,545 --> 00:13:13,697 OK. Well, I'll see you around... 158 00:13:13,785 --> 00:13:15,776 ...Buffy Summers of Stevenson. 159 00:13:16,425 --> 00:13:18,814 See ya, Parker Abrams. 160 00:13:25,345 --> 00:13:28,337 Hey! Say hi to Non-College Guy. 161 00:13:29,585 --> 00:13:33,818 Not that I mind, but don't non-college guys usually populate the non-campus? 162 00:13:33,905 --> 00:13:37,660 Usually. I just thought I'd come around and check on my girls. 163 00:13:37,745 --> 00:13:41,704 - And eat off my plate. - What's the deal? Parents not feeding you? 164 00:13:41,785 --> 00:13:46,734 - Sure they do. For a price. - So, spill! 165 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:49,897 What was that all about, with the cutie patootie? 166 00:13:49,985 --> 00:13:54,024 I don't know. Nothing serious, I think. Just random adorableness. 167 00:13:54,105 --> 00:13:59,418 Oh, a technique I know well. Hit the girl with your best shot, then hasta. 168 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:03,499 - Gotta respect the drive-by. - Low rejection, fond memories. 169 00:14:04,585 --> 00:14:08,260 It looked like more than that to me. He got all googly-eyed. 170 00:14:08,345 --> 00:14:11,975 That's because he got hit by the Buffinator. Now he's powerless. 171 00:14:12,065 --> 00:14:15,421 - You think? - No question, he'll be back. 172 00:14:16,705 --> 00:14:18,855 So what else is up with the Buff? 173 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,095 - Any vamp action? - No. 174 00:14:21,185 --> 00:14:24,621 I did get jumped by a demon of non-specific origin last night. 175 00:14:24,705 --> 00:14:29,461 Yeah? Something apocalypsey? Do we need to assemble the Scooby gang? 176 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,816 No, but thank you for asking. 177 00:14:33,425 --> 00:14:35,655 I just got way too excited, didn't I? 178 00:14:35,745 --> 00:14:38,180 You need to get out of the basement a little more. 179 00:14:38,265 --> 00:14:40,256 Hi, everybody! 180 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,257 Squeeze in! 181 00:14:44,545 --> 00:14:46,536 You all know my roomie, Kathy. 182 00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,662 - Hi. - Hey, Kathy. 183 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:54,260 Is that my sweater? 184 00:14:54,345 --> 00:14:56,859 I didn't think you'd mind. You got mine all muddy. 185 00:14:56,945 --> 00:14:59,334 - I was saving you from a... - Bear! 186 00:15:00,225 --> 00:15:02,216 ...mugger. 187 00:15:02,785 --> 00:15:09,384 It's not a problem, is it? I figure we're like sisters now, living together and everything. 188 00:15:12,985 --> 00:15:15,784 No, it's... it's fine. 189 00:15:16,305 --> 00:15:18,535 I just wished you'd asked. 190 00:15:19,745 --> 00:15:23,500 - So, where're you from, Kathy? - Nebraska, originally. 191 00:15:23,585 --> 00:15:26,145 Ah, yes. Big-sky country. 192 00:15:35,905 --> 00:15:37,545 Can you believe her? First she acts like she has sit privileges at my lunch table... 193 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:40,344 Can you believe her? First she acts like she has sit privileges at my lunch table... 194 00:15:40,425 --> 00:15:43,338 ...just because a computer decided to make us cellmates. 195 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:48,181 (Willow) I'm sure it's not easy for her. She's not like you - she doesn't know anybody here. 196 00:15:48,265 --> 00:15:50,256 Fine. But what about my sweater? 197 00:15:50,345 --> 00:15:52,382 You can't believe what I put up with. 198 00:15:52,465 --> 00:15:54,456 Yeah, I guess it's hard. 199 00:15:55,425 --> 00:15:58,224 - The sweater thing was an accident. - I don't know. 200 00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,741 - Sorry! - I don't think I can take another day of this. 201 00:16:01,825 --> 00:16:03,623 She's back from the bathroom. Call you back. 202 00:16:08,505 --> 00:16:10,735 Don't forget to log those calls. 203 00:16:54,705 --> 00:16:57,299 Eeuw! Who left their gum here? 204 00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:02,901 - Gum gnome? - It wasn't me! It had to be somebody, Buffy! 205 00:17:03,585 --> 00:17:05,974 (swallows) I don't know. 206 00:17:31,185 --> 00:17:34,223 Do you always make that noise when you sleep? 207 00:17:40,585 --> 00:17:46,740 So, after the scorpion, the demon opened my mouth and sucked a weird light out of me. 208 00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:51,456 And the worst part? I wake up and there's Kathy, staring at me like I'm a freak. 209 00:17:51,545 --> 00:17:55,903 Actually, the worst part, I'd have to go with the demon pouring blood down your throat. 210 00:17:55,985 --> 00:17:58,056 Me, too. I would vote for that, too. 211 00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,898 But that's just a dream, and this Kathy thing is real. 212 00:18:00,985 --> 00:18:04,216 All she cared about was her precious sleep being disturbed. 213 00:18:04,305 --> 00:18:08,856 Perhaps it would be more productive to examine your dreams. 214 00:18:08,945 --> 00:18:11,824 Determine their meaning. 215 00:18:11,905 --> 00:18:14,419 You can read dreams? Neat! 216 00:18:14,505 --> 00:18:17,179 Giles, Kathy. Kathy, Giles. 217 00:18:17,465 --> 00:18:20,856 He's our grown-up friend. Not in a creepy way. 218 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,256 - Nice to meet you, Kathy. - Ditto. 219 00:18:24,345 --> 00:18:26,985 Maybe you can read the dream I had last night? 220 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:30,660 There was this monster and he sat on me and did all this stuff to me. 221 00:18:30,745 --> 00:18:33,976 Stuff like scorpions? And Bloody Mary minus the Mary? 222 00:18:34,065 --> 00:18:36,375 - How'd you know? - Well, I'm a good guesser. 223 00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:40,777 Me, too. And I'm guessing that you need to be on your way to class. Right, Kath? 224 00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:44,094 Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed. 225 00:18:44,345 --> 00:18:47,144 And guess what? You were next to it. 226 00:18:47,905 --> 00:18:52,581 You know, I need to dash. My whole schedule is off because someone kept me up all night. 227 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,020 Well, it's been fun. Toodles! 228 00:18:55,105 --> 00:18:57,096 Toodles! 229 00:19:00,385 --> 00:19:02,740 - You know what this means? - Yes. 230 00:19:02,825 --> 00:19:06,455 Not only does she take my sweater, but now she has to horn in on my dreams. 231 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:10,982 She is the most ever mooch. Oh, I haven't even gotten to the floss. 232 00:19:11,065 --> 00:19:16,344 Buffy, focus. Please? If Kathy and you are having the same nightmares,... 233 00:19:16,425 --> 00:19:19,781 ..chances are something happened when you both met the demon. 234 00:19:19,865 --> 00:19:25,099 So we need to figure out if this ritual they're dreaming about has some use or meaning. 235 00:19:25,505 --> 00:19:27,815 Cool. You guys can do the brain thing. 236 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:31,535 - I'm gonna go to class. - Which could also be the brain thing. 237 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,185 Not when you're minoring in Napping 101. 238 00:19:36,585 --> 00:19:41,500 OK, so that was the evil twin, right? Cos she was bordering on Cordelia-esque. 239 00:19:41,585 --> 00:19:44,816 She's definitely pushing the stress meter on this Kathy thing. 240 00:19:44,905 --> 00:19:47,579 I concur that she's not, er, herself. 241 00:19:47,665 --> 00:19:51,898 But, you know, learning to live with someone can be a challenge. 242 00:19:51,985 --> 00:19:54,181 And she hasn't been sleeping. 243 00:19:54,505 --> 00:19:58,100 Right, then. Nothing to get too concerned about. 244 00:19:58,825 --> 00:20:00,896 Still, let me know if she, erm... 245 00:20:01,265 --> 00:20:03,256 Hits the red zone? 246 00:20:04,345 --> 00:20:05,824 Yes. 247 00:20:29,905 --> 00:20:31,896 (chanting) 248 00:20:42,225 --> 00:20:44,216 (♪ “Believe“ by Cher) 249 00:20:49,945 --> 00:20:53,336 Lots of popular artists don't get their dues. Madonna. Whitney. 250 00:20:53,425 --> 00:20:56,258 - That's so totally true. - Parker? 251 00:20:57,105 --> 00:20:59,494 Hey. I just stopped by to say... 252 00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:02,904 ...that. And... bring you... 253 00:21:04,745 --> 00:21:07,942 You know, to maximise your dining-hall exports. 254 00:21:08,265 --> 00:21:12,418 - They're heavy-duty. - "Plus freezer guard"! That's so... 255 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:16,464 Parker was just gonna leave his number and go, but... we started talking. 256 00:21:16,865 --> 00:21:19,334 He's such a blast, and the time just flew. 257 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,141 Time? Really? How much time? 258 00:21:23,505 --> 00:21:26,418 I'm not sure. We sort of got caught up talking Red Wings. 259 00:21:26,505 --> 00:21:29,896 It turns out Kathy's a closet hockey fan. I think it's the violence. 260 00:21:29,985 --> 00:21:33,740 - Quit it! I told you that was just between us. - It could be the sweaty men. 261 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:35,498 Stop! 262 00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:40,614 Look, if you two are gonna rassle, can you take it outside? I have a lot of work to do. 263 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,416 Sorry, I didn't realise. 264 00:21:44,985 --> 00:21:48,216 Parker, wait. Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... 265 00:21:48,305 --> 00:21:50,660 No, it's totally cool. I should go anyway. 266 00:21:50,985 --> 00:21:55,263 Well, it was great of you to stop by. Maybe we could do it another time? 267 00:21:56,905 --> 00:21:59,135 Another time, for sure. 268 00:22:00,105 --> 00:22:02,494 - Bye, Kathy. - Bye. See ya. 269 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:12,498 It wouldn't have killed you to be nice, you know. 270 00:22:12,585 --> 00:22:15,657 Looked like you were being nice enough for the both of us. 271 00:22:15,745 --> 00:22:19,101 I wasn't moving in on your territory, if that's what you mean. 272 00:22:19,185 --> 00:22:22,177 Right. Just like you didn't destroy my sweater. 273 00:22:34,225 --> 00:22:37,616 - I'm cold! - Well, I'm hot. Deal with it. 274 00:22:38,585 --> 00:22:40,940 - D'you know what your problem is, Buffy? - You? 275 00:22:41,025 --> 00:22:44,416 Hardly. Your problem is you're spoiled. 276 00:22:44,505 --> 00:22:48,578 The world revolved around you where you used to live, but it's share time now. 277 00:22:48,665 --> 00:22:52,260 Share time, huh? Fine! I'll show you share time. 278 00:23:13,185 --> 00:23:16,576 - You're worried about her. - Yeah, both of them. 279 00:23:16,665 --> 00:23:21,978 What kind of demon runs around putting ooky blood dreams into people's heads? 280 00:23:22,065 --> 00:23:25,501 Like some kind of nightmare fairy. It's not right. 281 00:23:25,585 --> 00:23:30,580 - Well, I'm against it. - And Buffy's completely being not herself. 282 00:23:31,065 --> 00:23:34,103 If it wasn't for this English paper, I'd be there right now. 283 00:23:34,185 --> 00:23:37,576 You know, listening. Doing the girly best friend thing. 284 00:23:39,145 --> 00:23:42,137 - Well, I can do that. - You can? 285 00:23:42,225 --> 00:23:45,820 I'm not saying we'll braid each other's hair, but I can hang with her. 286 00:23:45,905 --> 00:23:49,421 - Watch for signs she's going over the edge. - You're the best. 287 00:23:49,505 --> 00:23:51,781 Oh, she's probably patrolling by now. 288 00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:54,175 Check around the science centre. 289 00:23:54,265 --> 00:23:57,257 - If you need me, I'll be... - (party music) 290 00:23:58,345 --> 00:24:00,097 ...at the library. 291 00:24:29,665 --> 00:24:34,660 ...so then Kathy's like "It's share time." And I'm like "Oh, yeah? Share this!" 292 00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:40,220 So either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her. 293 00:24:40,985 --> 00:24:44,660 I didn't do either, actually. But she deserved it, don't you think? 294 00:24:44,745 --> 00:24:48,340 - Nobody deserves a mime, Buffy. - Oh, Kathy does. 295 00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:54,025 She deserves to be locked in an invisible box and blown away by an imaginary wind and... 296 00:24:54,105 --> 00:24:57,700 - Forced to wear a binding unitard? - The itchy kind. It's perfect. 297 00:24:57,785 --> 00:25:01,335 - I'm just here to help. - Which I appreciate. 298 00:25:01,425 --> 00:25:06,340 But you've never come on routine patrol with me before, Oz. So what's the deal? 299 00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:09,094 Seemed more interesting than homework. 300 00:25:09,185 --> 00:25:13,099 As long as it's an elective. I can handle myself alone, you know. 301 00:25:13,185 --> 00:25:15,540 - Not in question. - Good. 302 00:25:15,905 --> 00:25:19,421 So, I go to the refrigerator, right? And the Label Queen has put... 303 00:25:19,505 --> 00:25:24,375 Just a thought - do you think all this ranting is scaring away potential demons? 304 00:25:25,105 --> 00:25:29,542 You're right. Ugh! She's even affecting my work now! 305 00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:33,539 She's the Titanic. She's a crawling black cancer. 306 00:25:35,585 --> 00:25:39,021 She's... other really bad things. 307 00:25:39,385 --> 00:25:43,458 On the plus side, you killed the bench, which was looking shifty. 308 00:25:44,105 --> 00:25:47,655 This isn't funny, Oz. Something has to be done. 309 00:25:50,825 --> 00:25:52,425 Agreed. 310 00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:52,539 Agreed. 311 00:25:55,585 --> 00:25:57,576 (snip) 312 00:25:58,105 --> 00:26:00,096 (snip) 313 00:26:07,985 --> 00:26:10,181 (flunk) 314 00:26:10,265 --> 00:26:11,938 (whoosh) 315 00:26:13,025 --> 00:26:14,299 (bang) 316 00:26:22,465 --> 00:26:23,660 (bang) 317 00:26:23,745 --> 00:26:24,735 (bang) 318 00:26:24,825 --> 00:26:26,020 (bang) 319 00:26:27,905 --> 00:26:29,896 (banging continues) 320 00:26:32,545 --> 00:26:34,775 (♪ “Believe“ by Cher) 321 00:26:47,985 --> 00:26:50,579 (cracking) 322 00:27:08,905 --> 00:27:10,896 I'm going to bed. 323 00:27:37,025 --> 00:27:39,016 (Kathy moans) 324 00:27:42,025 --> 00:27:43,936 Oh, jeez! 325 00:27:46,425 --> 00:27:50,020 I do what I can, but Buffy's difficult. She's secretive, for one thing. 326 00:27:50,105 --> 00:27:54,019 She comes in at all hours of the night. She leaves her gum all over the place. 327 00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:58,656 It sounds like things are rough, but don't you wanna be talking to Buffy about this? 328 00:27:58,745 --> 00:28:02,295 I would, but she's so touchy about all kinds of weird stuff. 329 00:28:02,385 --> 00:28:06,936 I mean, sometimes I get the feeling that she is not quite normal. You know? 330 00:28:07,025 --> 00:28:09,665 Well, normal is relative, right? 331 00:28:14,865 --> 00:28:16,856 Later, OK? 332 00:28:19,985 --> 00:28:24,104 - Why were you talking to her? - Buffy, come on. We were just saying hi. 333 00:28:24,185 --> 00:28:26,495 Yeah, that's what she wants you to think. 334 00:28:26,585 --> 00:28:28,735 Buffy, this has to stop. 335 00:28:28,825 --> 00:28:33,854 I mean, I get it. I have a sucky roomie, too. But you just have to deal. 336 00:28:35,105 --> 00:28:39,064 You're right. I've been thinking a lot about this and... 337 00:28:39,145 --> 00:28:42,263 - ..it's clear to me now. - Good. That's better. 338 00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:45,144 Kathy's evil. I'm an evil fighter. 339 00:28:45,905 --> 00:28:48,499 It's simple. I'm gonna have to kill her. 340 00:28:53,905 --> 00:28:56,101 You have to kill her? 341 00:28:56,185 --> 00:28:59,621 Don't you think you could just switch rooms or something? 342 00:28:59,705 --> 00:29:02,982 Well, I would, but it's not just me in danger from Kathy. 343 00:29:03,065 --> 00:29:04,738 Look. 344 00:29:07,065 --> 00:29:09,659 - Toenails? - Evil toenails. 345 00:29:10,345 --> 00:29:13,895 I took them when she was in the bathroom. She thought I was asleep. 346 00:29:13,985 --> 00:29:17,455 Cos in the middle of the night they could have attacked you... 347 00:29:17,545 --> 00:29:20,014 ...and left little marks all over your body. 348 00:29:20,105 --> 00:29:22,460 Don't be ridiculous. 349 00:29:22,545 --> 00:29:26,140 I measured them before I fell asleep and again this morning... 350 00:29:26,225 --> 00:29:30,503 ...and they grew. After they were cut! That's a demon thing. 351 00:29:30,585 --> 00:29:34,897 - She has to be eliminated. - Of course. It makes sense now. 352 00:29:34,985 --> 00:29:39,695 But you'd better show those bad puppies to Giles before you do anything, just to be sure. 353 00:29:39,785 --> 00:29:43,221 Absolutely. I wouldn't wanna do anything crazy. 354 00:29:43,945 --> 00:29:47,734 You hurry on to Giles. I'll hang here and keep an eye on Kathy. 355 00:29:47,825 --> 00:29:51,341 Great. Good. Thanks, Will. 356 00:29:59,505 --> 00:30:05,296 Giles. I just talked to Buffy and, yeah, I think she's feeling a little... insane. 357 00:30:05,985 --> 00:30:10,661 No, not bitchy crazy. More like homicidal-maniac crazy? 358 00:30:10,745 --> 00:30:13,100 So I told her to come see you, OK? 359 00:30:15,985 --> 00:30:17,976 Giles? 360 00:30:20,505 --> 00:30:22,496 Anybody home? 361 00:30:24,905 --> 00:30:26,703 Hello? Ooh! 362 00:30:29,105 --> 00:30:32,496 What are you guys doing? This is... this is ridiculous! 363 00:30:32,585 --> 00:30:35,816 - This hurts me more than it hurts you. - Not yet, but it will. 364 00:30:35,905 --> 00:30:37,578 Oh, don't say that. 365 00:30:37,665 --> 00:30:39,815 - Oh, please, don't say that. - Ow! 366 00:30:39,905 --> 00:30:43,739 We're doing this to stop you from making a terrible mistake. 367 00:30:45,745 --> 00:30:48,021 Clearly, something is amiss. 368 00:30:48,105 --> 00:30:50,574 Yeah, something's amiss, a Miss Kathy Newman. 369 00:30:50,665 --> 00:30:53,054 Giles, ow! Giles, look in my bag. 370 00:30:53,145 --> 00:30:58,697 Look in the bottom pocket of my bag. She has parts that grow after they're detached. 371 00:30:58,785 --> 00:31:03,018 She irons her jeans. She's evil. She has to be destroyed. 372 00:31:03,105 --> 00:31:06,780 I fear the demon that Buffy met in the woods has somehow possessed her. 373 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:10,381 - Lite FM. Nothing but love songs. - You think? 374 00:31:11,185 --> 00:31:16,624 You stay and watch her. I know a spell that will reveal the demon so that we can fight it... 375 00:31:16,705 --> 00:31:20,096 ...but I need to get some supplies from the magic shop. 376 00:31:20,185 --> 00:31:23,815 Buffy, I... See you around. 377 00:31:32,505 --> 00:31:34,257 - Can I come in? - Sure! 378 00:31:36,945 --> 00:31:40,575 - Where's Buffy? - I don't know... exactly. 379 00:31:41,185 --> 00:31:47,978 But I've been thinking. You and Buffy should give each other some apart time. 380 00:31:48,065 --> 00:31:52,582 In fact, you might wanna be apart before she gets back. 381 00:31:52,665 --> 00:31:55,339 What do you mean? I should leave the room? 382 00:31:55,425 --> 00:31:58,656 - Why should I go? - It's not fair, I know. 383 00:31:58,945 --> 00:32:03,143 You bet it's not fair, having to live with someone who's obviously troubled. 384 00:32:03,225 --> 00:32:06,502 Someone who so clearly needs to be in a home, not in a dorm. 385 00:32:06,905 --> 00:32:10,785 I don't know about that. Buffy's going through something, yes, but... 386 00:32:10,865 --> 00:32:15,257 I wouldn't put it past her to drop out, or take off. Do something horrible to herself. 387 00:32:15,345 --> 00:32:19,339 - Herself? - Or worse. She's capable of it, you know. 388 00:32:19,825 --> 00:32:23,136 You can see it in those shifty little eyes of hers. 389 00:32:23,225 --> 00:32:25,865 One of these days she might push somebody too far. 390 00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:27,936 (phone rings) 391 00:32:29,825 --> 00:32:31,816 Hello? 392 00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:34,376 It's Oz. 393 00:32:34,905 --> 00:32:39,263 Hi. You did? She's at Giles'. OK. 394 00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:46,537 You know, during that really short phone call I realised you are so right. 395 00:32:46,625 --> 00:32:51,301 I mean, it's not fair to make you leave your own room. So, you're good. 396 00:32:51,385 --> 00:32:53,774 You just stay, right there. OK? 397 00:32:55,505 --> 00:32:57,018 I can't believe this. 398 00:32:57,105 --> 00:33:01,622 After all we've been through, and you won't believe me when I tell you that Kathy is bad. 399 00:33:01,705 --> 00:33:04,743 - We want to, Buff. It's just... - Shh. Don't engage. 400 00:33:07,425 --> 00:33:10,417 I don't know if I tightened those ropes enough. 401 00:33:11,265 --> 00:33:14,621 Well, then we'd better go over there and check 'em. 402 00:33:18,065 --> 00:33:20,102 Oh, dear God! 403 00:33:22,825 --> 00:33:24,816 Avoid the legs. 404 00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:27,896 Avoid the legs. 405 00:33:32,905 --> 00:33:34,896 Nope, not tight enough. 406 00:33:46,105 --> 00:33:47,778 Kathy. 407 00:33:48,625 --> 00:33:50,298 Buffy. 408 00:33:51,425 --> 00:33:53,701 I think we need to talk, don't you? 409 00:33:55,305 --> 00:33:58,616 Absolutely. Let's talk. 410 00:34:01,345 --> 00:34:04,064 Oops! Look what I did. 411 00:34:06,665 --> 00:34:09,020 Oh, look what I did. 412 00:34:14,025 --> 00:34:15,936 Arrghh! 413 00:34:17,345 --> 00:34:19,336 (growls) 414 00:34:21,585 --> 00:34:24,099 - I knew it! - (growls) 415 00:34:26,585 --> 00:34:28,576 (chanting) 416 00:34:45,185 --> 00:34:48,496 - Quit it! - I knew it! I knew you were a demon. 417 00:34:48,585 --> 00:34:51,418 Why don't you just stuff it and let me finish my ritual? 418 00:34:51,505 --> 00:34:53,815 - Ritual? - "The ritual of Mok'tagar... 419 00:34:53,905 --> 00:34:57,500 ...trans-dimensional demons: forced ingestion of animal blood... 420 00:34:57,585 --> 00:34:59,576 ...while the victim slumbers." 421 00:35:00,985 --> 00:35:02,817 - Buffy's nightmares... - ..were real. 422 00:35:02,905 --> 00:35:07,900 I'm sorry, OK? I left my dimension to go to college and they sent these guys after me. 423 00:35:07,985 --> 00:35:11,341 "While they can assume many forms and guises, including human... 424 00:35:11,425 --> 00:35:15,180 ...they can always be recognised by others of their kind... 425 00:35:15,265 --> 00:35:16,858 ...due to the lack of a soul." 426 00:35:16,945 --> 00:35:19,539 - So I'm borrowing yours. - Without even asking. 427 00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:23,505 Tonight, when they come looking for me, they'll take the one without a soul. 428 00:35:23,585 --> 00:35:28,295 - I won't have to watch you floss. - And I won't have to live with a slob! 429 00:35:48,905 --> 00:35:51,624 It's share time, Buffy. (growls) 430 00:35:55,665 --> 00:35:58,498 Fine! Then let's start with my sweater. 431 00:35:58,825 --> 00:36:00,463 (growls) 432 00:36:03,225 --> 00:36:04,374 oh! 433 00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:15,898 Ow! Why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self-respecting bachelor? 434 00:36:15,985 --> 00:36:18,579 Guys, I just saw Kathy and she's acting... 435 00:36:18,905 --> 00:36:21,021 - Oh, my God! Are you OK? - Yeah. 436 00:36:21,105 --> 00:36:25,303 - Buffy's got a pretty good lead on us. - I'll call Kathy, tell her to get out of there. 437 00:36:25,385 --> 00:36:30,016 All you had to do was write... down... your... calls! 438 00:36:31,185 --> 00:36:33,176 - No answer. - Toenails! 439 00:36:34,705 --> 00:36:38,460 Buffy's right. Kathy's toenails not only grow after they're cut... 440 00:36:38,545 --> 00:36:41,139 ...they actually regenerate if they're destroyed. 441 00:36:41,225 --> 00:36:44,616 - And that's a demon thing? - Oh, unequivocally, yes. So... 442 00:36:45,105 --> 00:36:47,096 Where is Buffy? 443 00:36:48,425 --> 00:36:51,383 Oh, dear, we have even less time than I feared. 444 00:36:51,465 --> 00:36:53,900 I've looked up all known regenerating demons. 445 00:36:53,985 --> 00:36:58,218 Only one species practises the ritual that Buffy's been seeing in her sleep. 446 00:36:58,305 --> 00:37:00,581 It's used to steal the soul from a human body. 447 00:37:00,665 --> 00:37:05,375 Wait. Has Buffy been doing a Linda Blair on us because Kathy's been sucking her soul? 448 00:37:05,465 --> 00:37:08,981 - I believe so, yes. Excuse me, please. - So Buffy was right all along. 449 00:37:09,065 --> 00:37:12,979 - Later on, big remorse. - Now, I've found a spell that should... 450 00:37:13,065 --> 00:37:17,616 ...reverse the soul transfer procedure immediately. Willow and I will perform it. 451 00:37:17,705 --> 00:37:20,902 Leaving Xander and me to help Buffy in the flesh. 452 00:37:20,985 --> 00:37:23,977 "Hear me, elders of the upper reaches." 453 00:37:24,065 --> 00:37:29,060 "Elders of the lower reaches. Elders of the dry land. Elders of the river flats." 454 00:37:31,905 --> 00:37:33,100 Aha! 455 00:37:46,185 --> 00:37:49,576 Do you mind? People are trying to study! 456 00:37:57,385 --> 00:38:01,265 "Ancients, I beseech you. The soul, abstracted, let it revert to its true seat." 457 00:38:02,505 --> 00:38:04,815 The window's open. Happy? 458 00:38:11,385 --> 00:38:13,581 Open up! Let me finish! 459 00:38:13,665 --> 00:38:14,814 "Let it be finished." 460 00:38:14,905 --> 00:38:18,341 "Let the unnatural vessel be emptied. Let the essence be returned to its original host." 461 00:38:29,225 --> 00:38:31,216 How did you do...? 462 00:38:56,145 --> 00:38:58,534 (growls) 463 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:11,694 Aargghhh! 464 00:39:30,905 --> 00:39:32,896 (♪ “Pain“ by Four Star Mary) 465 00:39:35,585 --> 00:39:38,703 - How's that? - Uh-uh. A little to the left. 466 00:39:39,665 --> 00:39:41,656 There! Perfect. 467 00:39:42,065 --> 00:39:43,897 I'm so glad you're here, Will. 468 00:39:43,985 --> 00:39:46,977 I can already feel all that bad Kathy karma draining away. 469 00:39:47,625 --> 00:39:50,219 About that. The Kathy thing? 470 00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:54,185 - I'm sorry I doubted you. - You're completely forgiven. 471 00:39:54,265 --> 00:39:56,256 I mean, you had reason to doubt. 472 00:39:56,345 --> 00:40:01,545 Except for the soul-sucking thing, I bet Kathy was pretty regular - as far as roomies go. 473 00:40:01,745 --> 00:40:04,817 - That's a pretty big "except". - I guess. 474 00:40:04,905 --> 00:40:08,694 I'm just glad that it was Kathy's demony ways making me No-Fun Buffy. 475 00:40:08,785 --> 00:40:11,015 I've always thought I was pretty easy-going. 476 00:40:11,105 --> 00:40:14,416 It's not like I have the big issues. I don't burn incense or... 477 00:40:14,505 --> 00:40:16,178 Are you gonna finish this? 478 00:40:18,065 --> 00:40:19,738 (squelching) 479 00:40:25,185 --> 00:40:28,894 Visiontext Subtitles: Claire Bates 480 00:40:55,545 --> 00:40:57,900 Urgh! Argh! 481 00:41:02,625 --> 00:41:04,616 ENGLISH SDH