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<i>(♪ "Dilate" by Four Star Mary)</i>

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♪ When I see your face

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♪ My eyes just dilate

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♪ But I can't erase

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♪ That I wanna violate

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- Hey, look. Parker's here.
- Yeah.

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You're not looking?
He looks really cute in green.

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Teal. He's reflected in the mirror.

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When you spend all week with a boy,
you are allowed to look at him directly.

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Not all week. We hung out...

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...moderately incessantly.

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But we're not here together tonight.
I don't wanna crowd him.

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<i>(applause)</i>

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Hey. You guys ready to load up and go?

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Almost. Buffy's lookin' at Parker.

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Who, it turns out, has a reflection,
so big plus there.

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- Buffy's having lusty wrong feelings.
- No, I'm not!

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- No, you're not.
- Oh, I so am.

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No, they're not wrong feelings,
cos there's no wrong.

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You're free, you're both grown-ups.
You are free, right?

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Hi. I just wanted to let you know
I'm headin' out.

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And it's not real safe around here, so if you,
you know, walk back to your dorm...

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How silly of me not to have planned ahead.

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- Bye.
- See you, guys.

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That was, like, the best set ever.

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We'll do great in LA.
We'll have 'em glued to their seats.

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Uh, Devon? Aren't they supposed to dance?

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Well, we can glue 'em to the dance floor.

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I don't mean with real glue.

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- You got that, right?
- I got that.

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Willow?

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- Harmony! Hi. I haven't seen you since...
- Since graduation.

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- Big snake, huh?
- Yeah.

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- So, how was your summer vacation?
- Oh, I was gonna go to France.

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- But I didn't. I was dying to see the stores.
- Oh, and museums.

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- Museums?
- Yeah. I heard they had 'em.

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You know,
a rumour you pick up on the streets.

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Right! You're always so funny, Willow.
You haven't changed a bit.

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- No, you neither.
- Oh, maybe a little.

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Back off, Harmony!

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OK. Fine. Hide behind your boyfriend.

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But guess what. I have a boyfriend too.

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And he's gonna be mad
that you were mean to me.

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- Hobbies?
- Yeah. Hobbies. Interests.

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I feel like there's so much
I still don't know about you.

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What do you like to do?

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Well, mostly I hang out...

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...and do... stuff.

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Yeah, I was into that for a while.

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- What's that?
- What's what?

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- You have a scar.
- Right.

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Angry puppy.

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So, do I get to see any of your scars?

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- Oh, mine are all psychological.
- Oh, please. Those are the best kind.

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Well, my father died last year.

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Oh. God. Parker, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to bring up that stuff.

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- Bad, bad Buffy.
- No, no, I'm OK to talk about it now.

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And I'm not doing the deep,
get-sympathy routine.

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I mean, don't you just hate guys who are all
"I'm dark and brooding, so give me love?"

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I don't think I've ever met that type.

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I just wanted to say that...

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...what made it so sad was that there was...
a lot of stuff he didn't get to finish.

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It made me think about...

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...you know, living for now.

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I think about that sometimes.

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Yeah, I sort of... drowned
a couple of years ago.

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But I came back. Obviously.

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But I don't put stuff off any more.
Like you were saying.

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That's great. I mean, everybody says they
get it: "Oh, man, me too. Live for today."

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But they really want an excuse
to goof off and not study for finals.

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Also a valid life choice.

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It's cool to find someone else
who understands.

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So, Parker Abrams...

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...when you go to sleep tonight,
what are you gonna regret not doing today?

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I'm going to regret...

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...being too nervous to ask you to go
to the party at Wolf House tomorrow night.

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- Do you wanna go to the party...
- Yes.

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<i>I'm not enjoying this.</i>

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Shelve them correctly and we can finish.

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- I don't get your crazy system.
- My system? It's called the alphabet.

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Huh! Would you look at that?

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(door opens)

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- You should lock your door.
- Believe me, I am kicking myself.

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Anya?

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Last time I saw you, fleeing in terror.
How'd that work out for ya?

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I need to talk to Xander.

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Go away.

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Xander, come with me.

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- Your mother said you were working here.
- Yeah. I need some money.

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- So where is our relationship going?
- Our what? Our who?

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Relationship. What kind do we have,
and what is it progressing toward?

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I, uh... We have a relationship?

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We went to the prom.

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Yes. On our one-and-only date.

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Second date called
on account of snake, remember?

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And there's the "you used
to be a man-killing demon" thing...

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...which, to be fair,
is as much my issue as it is yours.

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I can't stop thinking about you.

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Sometimes, in my dreams, you're all naked.

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Really? If I'm in the checkout line
at the Wal-Mart, I've had that same one.

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So, I can assume
a standing Friday-night date...

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...and recognise prom night
as our anniversary?

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Anya, slow down.
In fact, come to a screeching halt.

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See, these things
kind of have to develop on their own.

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- All right. How?
- I don't know.

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It just... happens.

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This is it. My door.

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Wood. Maybe some kind of wood veneer.

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It's nice.

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Hey! Hi.

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Hi. Uh, remember Harmony?

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She's back from her summer vacation.
And she's a little different.

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- Different?
- Paler.

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- Is your neck OK?
- Neck. Paler.

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Puppy. The angry puppy!

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Yeah. We came to warn you
about the... angry puppy.

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- I should take care of this now.
- I'll pick you up tomorrow night for the party.

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I can't wait.

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Band-Aid. Now.

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Thank you.

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Harmony's a vampire?
She must be dying without a reflection.

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She just made me so mad.
"My boyfriend's gonna beat you up."

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- "My boyfriend"?
- Well, if you believe her.

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She always lied about stuff like that. "He goes
to another school. You wouldn't know him."

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Devon dated her for a while,
but she was too flaky for him, which...

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Stop and marvel at the concept.

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A guy dating Harmony dead. Must be, like,
the most tolerant guy in the world.

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<i>(drilling)</i>

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Hi, baby. I'm back.

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It's definitely the crypt? I'm not keen
on tunnelling into someone's septic tank.

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It's the crypt. The radar soundings are clear.

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The walls are thinnest here at the bottom.
We have to tunnel from underneath.

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More work, but I'm sure...

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You'd better be more than sure, mate.
Cos I'd hate to have to hurt you.

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I swear. I swear.

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How's my little blondie bear?

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Harm, does this look like a good time to talk?

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Are you gonna kill Willow today?
Cos I want you to say:

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"This is for messing with my sweet girl."
And then, you know...

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<i>(sucking sounds)</i>

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Nobody knows I'm here.

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Killing the Slayer's best friend would tend to
announce I'm back. We're too bloody close.

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You almost killed her last year.
Why the big deal?

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Sod off! Go eat something.
I've got work to do.

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- This one tastes funny. Take me out to eat.
- He's perfectly fresh.

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I had a math class with him last year.
I didn't like him then, either.

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- Harm!
- I wanna go to a party!

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<i>(growls)</i>

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Ooh. Right here, baby? In front of Brian?

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- You'd like that, wouldn't you?
- Maybe I would.

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After a party.

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Tonight. I'll take you somewhere nice.

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♪ Standin' in the pouring rain

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♪ Cos you couldn't even be there
to pick me up

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♪ You're taking me for granted again

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♪ You're running out of time
and you're out of luck

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♪ Just a moment of weakness...

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This is some party, huh? Last days of Rome.

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Better. No old Romans.

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- You wanna dance?
- No. Let's have a meaningful talk instead.

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Spike.

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- And Harmony.
- Buffy. Hi.

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What a cute outfit - last year.

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Well, this is interesting.

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It's sort of a double date.

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Looks like your friend
started the party a little early, huh?

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Say, let's have a look at the new boy.

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Hi. I'm Parker.

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<i>(Spike)</i> I like him.

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He's got... What's the word? Vulnerability.

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And you with Harmony.
What, did you lose a bet?

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Hey!

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Actually, how we met,
it's a funny story really.

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Stay here.

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<i>(rustling)</i>

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What's the matter, Spike?
Dru dump you again?

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Maybe I dumped her.

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She left him for a fungus demon.
That's all he talks about.

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Harm!

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We are going.

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It isn't time yet.

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<i>Yeah. But as soon as we have
the Gem of Amara, you're gonna be sorr...</i>

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What? Ow!

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<i>(washing machine)</i>

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<i>(knock at door)</i>

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Come in.

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Anya. Hi again.

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Your mother sent me around. She also said to
add fabric softener when the timer goes off.

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- Can we talk some more?
- Yeah, I suppose.

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Would you care for somethin'?
I have cran-apple.

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All right.

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You know, it is customary
to call before you show up. Not that...

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Yeah, Spike with Harmony.
If you can believe it.

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<i>I couldn't figure out why he ran away,
but Harmony said something.</i>

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Why they were here. They were looking
for the Gem of something... Um, Amara?

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The Gem of Amara? Are you sure?

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- Yeah. What's up?
- Oh, it's just... it's not real.

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It's like the vampire equivalent
of the Holy Grail.

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A source of some enormous power,
always conveniently vague.

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Here it is. Yes.

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"There was a great deal of vampiric interest
in locating the Gem during..."

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Oh, the 10th century.

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"Questing vampires combed the earth,
but no one found it."

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"it was concluded that it never existed."

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Well, Spike seems to think it exists.
And he's lookin' in Sunnydale.

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<i>Yes, well, I'll research it as best I can.</i>

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You've done all you can for tonight.
Go to bed.

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Uh-huh. Sleepy. Yawn. Bye.

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- Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?
- No.

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Oh.

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- Can I make him a vampire?
- No.

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Wait. On second thought, yeah.
Go do that.

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Take your time.
Do Melanie and the kids as well.

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Hey, I don't have a pulse. Cool!

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Can we eat a doctor, so I can get a
stethoscope and hear my heart not beating?

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Harm, what does it take
to get you to shut the hell up?!

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And if my heart's not beating,
then what are all these veins for?

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I'm simply covered in these blue veins.

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See?

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We've got an extra set of chains.

221
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Eeuw! Just because Dorkus went in for that...

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- Dru-silla.
- Whatever.

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- Say her name.
- Dorkus.

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- Bite your tongue.
- Do it for me.

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At which point the matter is concluded...

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...with both parties satisfied and able
to move on with their separate lives.

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To sum up, I think it's a workable plan.

228
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So, the crux of this plan is?

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Sexual intercourse.
I've said it, like, a dozen times.

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Uh-huh. Just working through
a little hysterical deafness here.

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I think it's the secret to getting you
out of my mind. Putting you behind me.

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Behind me figuratively. I'm thinking
face to face for the event itself.

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Ah. Right.

234
00:18:06,065 --> 00:18:09,217
It's just we hardly know each other.
I mean, I like you.

235
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:13,294
And you have a certain...
directness that I admire.

236
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,376
But sexual inter...

237
00:18:17,065 --> 00:18:19,784
What you're talking about, well...

238
00:18:20,705 --> 00:18:23,857
And I'm actually turning
into a woman as I say this...

239
00:18:23,945 --> 00:18:28,382
But it's about expressing something.
And accepting consequences.

240
00:18:28,465 --> 00:18:30,979
Oh, I have condoms. Some are black.

241
00:18:31,145 --> 00:18:35,423
That's... that's very considerate.

242
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,538
I like you. You're funny,
and you're nicely shaped.

243
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:44,177
And, frankly, it's ludicrous to have these
interlocking bodies and not... interlock.

244
00:18:45,465 --> 00:18:47,581
Please remove your clothing now.

245
00:18:49,905 --> 00:18:52,181
And the amazing thing?

246
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,775
Still more romantic than Faith.

247
00:19:03,905 --> 00:19:05,896
<i>(timer pings)</i>

248
00:19:06,665 --> 00:19:08,656
Fabric softener.

249
00:19:16,985 --> 00:19:20,979
Parker. I was afraid
I wasn't gonna be able to find you.

250
00:19:21,065 --> 00:19:24,103
- I was getting a little worried.
- I'm so sorry.

251
00:19:24,185 --> 00:19:28,577
It's just... the English guy is an old friend.

252
00:19:29,185 --> 00:19:32,098
And he's not supposed to drink.

253
00:19:32,185 --> 00:19:35,018
And I saw him here, you know,
in the land of the beer...

254
00:19:35,105 --> 00:19:38,496
Buffy, it's OK.
You did a good thing for your friend.

255
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:44,339
Did, uh, you and he used to, like, go out?

256
00:19:45,745 --> 00:19:47,144
Oh.

257
00:19:47,225 --> 00:19:49,057
Um, no.

258
00:19:49,585 --> 00:19:52,020
No, we really, really didn't.

259
00:19:53,665 --> 00:19:55,656
Good.

260
00:19:57,825 --> 00:20:00,578
Now, we have time to make up for.

261
00:20:01,985 --> 00:20:06,024
Think I could get a dance
with the prettiest girl at the party?

262
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,574
And what do I do?
Just stand here and watch?

263
00:20:10,265 --> 00:20:12,700
<i>(♪ "Lucky" by Bif Naked)</i>

264
00:20:13,065 --> 00:20:16,262
♪ It was a Monday when

265
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,734
♪ My lover told me

266
00:20:18,825 --> 00:20:22,500
♪ "Never pay the Reaper with

267
00:20:22,585 --> 00:20:24,576
♪ Love only"

268
00:20:24,665 --> 00:20:27,339
♪ What could I say to you

269
00:20:27,425 --> 00:20:30,178
♪ Except "I love you"

270
00:20:30,265 --> 00:20:33,895
♪ And "I'd give my life for yours"?

271
00:20:33,985 --> 00:20:36,261
♪ I know we are

272
00:20:36,345 --> 00:20:39,463
♪ We are the lucky ones

273
00:20:39,745 --> 00:20:42,339
♪ I know we are

274
00:20:42,425 --> 00:20:45,543
♪ We are the lucky ones

275
00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:48,094
♪ I know we are

276
00:20:48,185 --> 00:20:51,974
♪ We are the lucky ones, dear

277
00:20:57,985 --> 00:21:03,139
Well, I declared pre-med, but I hated it.
So I switched to history.

278
00:21:04,185 --> 00:21:08,418
History? Fascinating dates
and compelling places.

279
00:21:08,505 --> 00:21:12,260
But there's something amazing
about these huge events...

280
00:21:12,345 --> 00:21:15,736
...that when you dig down into them,
they're all about people.

281
00:21:15,825 --> 00:21:18,977
Just regular people
just trying to make choices.

282
00:21:19,505 --> 00:21:25,615
When you look back, it seems like they were
swept up in events they couldn't control.

283
00:21:25,705 --> 00:21:27,981
But I don't believe that.

284
00:21:28,065 --> 00:21:31,376
You always have a choice
with everything you do.

285
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,537
Is this OK?

286
00:21:49,185 --> 00:21:52,860
Because I could stop if you wanted.
It's your choice.

287
00:21:55,665 --> 00:21:57,656
What are you doing?

288
00:21:59,825 --> 00:22:01,816
Making a choice.

289
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:09,503
<i>♪ I know, I know, I know, I know</i>

290
00:22:09,585 --> 00:22:12,418
<i>♪ I know, I know</i>

291
00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:15,338
<i>♪ I know, I know</i>

292
00:22:15,425 --> 00:22:18,895
<i>♪ It's time to let you know</i>

293
00:22:18,985 --> 00:22:21,545
<i>♪ Time to let you know</i>

294
00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:24,663
<i>♪ Time to let you know</i>

295
00:22:24,745 --> 00:22:31,742
<i>♪ Time to sit here and say...</i>

296
00:22:36,825 --> 00:22:41,899
<i>(answerphone) Hey. This is Buffy and Willow.
We're not in now, so please leave a message.</i>

297
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:46,456
Buffy, are you there?
Call me. I need to talk to you right away.

298
00:22:48,185 --> 00:22:51,496
<i>♪ We are the lucky ones</i>

299
00:22:51,585 --> 00:22:54,054
<i>♪ I know we are</i>

300
00:22:54,145 --> 00:22:58,264
<i>♪ We are the lucky ones, dear</i>

301
00:22:58,345 --> 00:22:59,824
<i>♪ Dear</i>

302
00:22:59,905 --> 00:23:04,263
<i>♪ We are the lucky ones, dear</i>

303
00:23:04,345 --> 00:23:05,665
<i>♪ Dear</i>

304
00:23:05,745 --> 00:23:09,704
<i>♪ We are the lucky ones, dear</i>

305
00:23:29,225 --> 00:23:31,216
Parker?

306
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:54,696
OK. Just a shirt...

307
00:23:56,665 --> 00:23:59,862
Pants. Everybody needs pants.

308
00:24:00,905 --> 00:24:04,057
- Hey, you're up.
- You're here.

309
00:24:04,825 --> 00:24:08,898
- I live here.
- Oh, I just... I didn't know where you were.

310
00:24:08,985 --> 00:24:12,421
It seemed like you were gonna be
out for a while, so I ran for coffee.

311
00:24:12,505 --> 00:24:17,215
It's better than what I've got around here -
warm soda and breath mints.

312
00:24:17,305 --> 00:24:20,696
Breath mints.
Wouldn't be turning 'em down right now.

313
00:24:21,745 --> 00:24:24,419
So, do you have plans today, or...?

314
00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:27,497
Actually, my mom's coming to visit.

315
00:24:29,185 --> 00:24:31,825
Oh. Well, I'll just clear out, then.

316
00:24:33,425 --> 00:24:37,134
But maybe we could, um,
you know, talk or something later?

317
00:24:37,825 --> 00:24:41,022
- Absolutely. I'll give you a call.
- Great.

318
00:24:41,705 --> 00:24:45,141
- Oh, one more thing before I go.
- A kiss?

319
00:24:45,545 --> 00:24:48,185
Well, I was going to go with pants, but...

320
00:24:48,825 --> 00:24:50,816
...a kiss is good too.

321
00:25:02,265 --> 00:25:04,575
So, I'm over you now.

322
00:25:06,345 --> 00:25:07,824
Um...

323
00:25:08,905 --> 00:25:10,896
OK.

324
00:25:12,025 --> 00:25:14,016
OK?!

325
00:25:14,705 --> 00:25:16,696
Yeah?

326
00:25:28,185 --> 00:25:30,461
Harm, what are you doing?

327
00:25:31,065 --> 00:25:34,296
I'm writing "Spike loves Harmony"
on your back.

328
00:25:34,905 --> 00:25:38,102
- Why?
- I don't know. It's fun. I'm bored.

329
00:25:38,865 --> 00:25:40,856
You can write on me.

330
00:25:42,585 --> 00:25:44,815
Got to get back to work.

331
00:25:45,665 --> 00:25:48,054
You love that tunnel more than me.

332
00:25:48,905 --> 00:25:51,374
I love syphilis more than you.

333
00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:54,783
<i>(Sighs)</i>

334
00:25:59,345 --> 00:26:01,905
- Uh, good morning.
- Giles!

335
00:26:03,105 --> 00:26:05,904
- I didn't know you were here.
- Oh, really?

336
00:26:05,985 --> 00:26:08,374
Um... I was, uh, studying.

337
00:26:09,345 --> 00:26:11,541
At the library.

338
00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:13,741
All Saturday night.

339
00:26:14,705 --> 00:26:17,697
You know what? I'm an adult
and it's none of your business.

340
00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:22,495
And I'm sincerely relieved to hear it.
Now, can we discuss the impending disaster?

341
00:26:22,585 --> 00:26:24,735
- Giles found something.
- A text.

342
00:26:24,825 --> 00:26:28,978
It refers to the Gem of Amara
as residing in the "Valley of the Sun".

343
00:26:29,065 --> 00:26:32,820
- Demon fancy talk for Sunnydale.
- It seems Spike may know what it's about.

344
00:26:32,905 --> 00:26:37,217
The Gem may exist after all, in Sunnydale,
in a sealed underground crypt.

345
00:26:37,305 --> 00:26:42,015
Why don't you guys try and locate the crypt?
I'll see if I can find Spike before he gets there.

346
00:26:42,105 --> 00:26:45,894
- I'll get started.
- I'll tell Xander and Oz to meet at your place.

347
00:26:45,985 --> 00:26:47,544
Right.

348
00:26:49,345 --> 00:26:52,337
It happened, right?
Did it happen? With Parker?

349
00:26:53,185 --> 00:26:55,825
- Yeah, it happened.
- Well, and? Details!

350
00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:58,340
I mean, not details. I don't need a diagram.

351
00:26:58,425 --> 00:27:01,736
But, you know,
like, maybe a blurry watercolour.

352
00:27:02,745 --> 00:27:06,739
It was nice. It was really nice. He's gonna call.

353
00:27:06,825 --> 00:27:09,339
I love this part. Don't you love this part?

354
00:27:09,425 --> 00:27:12,178
When it's all new
and everything's a discovery?

355
00:27:12,825 --> 00:27:15,977
I don't know. I guess I do.

356
00:27:16,905 --> 00:27:20,102
- It's here!
- I knew it was here!

357
00:27:20,185 --> 00:27:22,654
We're close now.

358
00:27:22,745 --> 00:27:27,103
No one leaves the lair till we're in. I don't
want the Slayer tracking us to the tunnel.

359
00:27:27,185 --> 00:27:30,223
That means you, Harm.
You're an indoor kitty now.

360
00:27:30,305 --> 00:27:32,740
But, Spike, you said you'd take me places.

361
00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:36,261
You said we'd go to France,
and now I can't even leave the lair!

362
00:27:36,345 --> 00:27:38,336
<i>(henchmen groan)</i>

363
00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:43,817
Listen to me, you stupid bint.

364
00:27:44,905 --> 00:27:47,897
This Gem is everything.

365
00:27:48,345 --> 00:27:50,495
I came back to Sunnydale for it.

366
00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:55,659
A place which has witnessed
some truly spectacular kickings of my ass.

367
00:27:56,265 --> 00:28:01,135
Now, when I have the Gem,
they all die, don't worry.

368
00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:04,224
But until then, stay inside.

369
00:28:06,065 --> 00:28:09,695
And by the way, I would be insanely happy...

370
00:28:09,785 --> 00:28:14,905
...if from this point on I heard bugger all
about sodding France!

371
00:28:18,705 --> 00:28:21,618
I don't know why I let you be so mean to me.

372
00:28:22,225 --> 00:28:24,216
Love hurts, baby.

373
00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:28,377
<i>♪ Water turns to sand</i>

374
00:28:28,785 --> 00:28:28,905
<i>♪ And turns to sound</i>

375
00:28:28,905 --> 00:28:31,340
<i>♪ And turns to sound</i>

376
00:28:34,305 --> 00:28:36,615
<i>♪ Follow me, I'm goin'</i>

377
00:28:36,705 --> 00:28:39,299
<i>♪ Underground</i>

378
00:28:41,985 --> 00:28:44,022
<i>♪ This orbit is</i>

379
00:28:44,105 --> 00:28:46,540
<i>♪ An interlude</i>

380
00:28:49,705 --> 00:28:52,743
<i>♪ Temporary, planetary food</i>

381
00:28:52,825 --> 00:28:57,137
<i>(voice mail) You've got
one new message, at 9.05pm.</i>

382
00:28:57,225 --> 00:29:01,014
<i>(Willow) Hi, it's me. I'm at Giles'.
Did Parker call yet?</i>

383
00:29:02,905 --> 00:29:04,896
<i>(drilling)</i>

384
00:29:04,985 --> 00:29:06,942
<i>♪ Lend me your fire</i>

385
00:29:07,025 --> 00:29:09,301
<i>♪ So I can burn</i>

386
00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,815
<i>♪ Save all my ashes</i>

387
00:29:14,905 --> 00:29:17,499
<i>♪ For my return</i>

388
00:29:20,465 --> 00:29:22,422
<i>♪ Not with a scream</i>

389
00:29:22,505 --> 00:29:25,179
<i>♪ But with a sigh</i>

390
00:29:53,865 --> 00:29:55,902
It's real.

391
00:29:56,465 --> 00:29:58,741
Ooh! Pretty!

392
00:29:59,225 --> 00:30:01,216
Can I take stuff?

393
00:30:01,905 --> 00:30:04,499
Take whatever you want. I don't care.

394
00:30:25,585 --> 00:30:28,976
Eeuw! Like you're too good to work a clasp.

395
00:30:32,425 --> 00:30:35,019
So? Is it doing it?

396
00:30:35,585 --> 00:30:37,576
Do you feel it?

397
00:30:38,825 --> 00:30:42,375
I mean, you don't look any different,
if you wondered.

398
00:30:42,745 --> 00:30:46,659
I thought maybe you'd look taller,
or glow, or something. Hm.

399
00:30:53,105 --> 00:30:54,937
Argh!

400
00:30:55,225 --> 00:30:59,742
You should put some butter on that.
But, hey, maybe it's worth money anyway.

401
00:30:59,825 --> 00:31:05,025
And then we could go to France and stay in
a chateau, and you could take me shopping...

402
00:31:08,985 --> 00:31:11,420
I can't believe you just did that!

403
00:31:13,465 --> 00:31:15,103
Hold on.

404
00:31:21,065 --> 00:31:23,818
What are you doing, you big freak?

405
00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:27,574
- That's my Gem.
- Don't...

406
00:31:27,985 --> 00:31:31,979
Fine! Fine! If that's all that matters to you,
then just take it. Take it.

407
00:31:32,065 --> 00:31:34,056
Take it and get out!

408
00:31:34,585 --> 00:31:36,576
That's a good idea.

409
00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:40,901
I think I'll go play outside.

410
00:31:46,225 --> 00:31:49,104
OK, either I'm borrowing
all your albums or I'm movin' in.

411
00:31:49,185 --> 00:31:52,815
There are more important things
than records right now.

412
00:31:52,905 --> 00:31:55,294
More important than this one?

413
00:31:55,985 --> 00:31:59,944
- I suppose an argument could be made for...
- Whoa! Giles has a TV!

414
00:32:00,025 --> 00:32:04,019
Everybody, Giles has a TV!
He's shallow, like us!

415
00:32:04,905 --> 00:32:09,217
- I gotta admit, a little disappointed.
- Maybe it doesn't work. It's, like, art.

416
00:32:09,305 --> 00:32:13,185
<i>(TV) ..breaking local news,
area residents face traffic disruptions...</i>

417
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,256
Public television.

418
00:32:15,745 --> 00:32:20,262
Look, come on, we have vital work to do.
Watching television won't help us right now.

419
00:32:20,345 --> 00:32:22,700
<i>(TV) ..near the UC Sunnydale campus.</i>

420
00:32:22,785 --> 00:32:28,019
<i>Officials attributed the unusual occurrence
to weakening of the topsoil support nearby.</i>

421
00:32:28,105 --> 00:32:31,735
<i>City work crews deny that any tunnelling
has been done in the area.</i>

422
00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:33,862
Tunnelling.

423
00:32:33,945 --> 00:32:36,619
Spike. Come on.

424
00:32:36,905 --> 00:32:39,499
Xander, find Buffy and meet us there.

425
00:32:53,985 --> 00:32:57,023
I mean, it hit me hard, you know? My dad.

426
00:32:57,585 --> 00:33:02,455
Since then I just don't put stuff off any more.
It's about living for now.

427
00:33:03,505 --> 00:33:06,304
- Parker?
- Buffy.

428
00:33:07,225 --> 00:33:10,263
Buffy Summers, this is Katie Loomis.

429
00:33:11,065 --> 00:33:13,056
What's going on?

430
00:33:13,985 --> 00:33:17,979
Hey, Katie, you're gonna be late for class.
I'll catch up later, OK?

431
00:33:20,985 --> 00:33:24,740
- She's a friend of yours?
- Yeah. You'd like her a bunch.

432
00:33:25,505 --> 00:33:27,496
So, what's up?

433
00:33:28,065 --> 00:33:31,262
Well, um... you didn't call.

434
00:33:31,905 --> 00:33:36,502
I mean, I'd understand, you know,
if you were busy, or sick, or something.

435
00:33:36,585 --> 00:33:41,136
It's only been a couple of days.
You need to talk to me about something?

436
00:33:41,225 --> 00:33:44,104
- Is everything OK?
- Sure it is.

437
00:33:45,185 --> 00:33:46,983
- It is?
- Sure.

438
00:33:47,065 --> 00:33:48,055
Oh.

439
00:33:48,905 --> 00:33:51,181
So, maybe do you wanna do something?

440
00:33:51,665 --> 00:33:56,023
- We could do that. Absolutely.
- Great. How about tonight?

441
00:33:56,705 --> 00:33:57,536
Oh...

442
00:33:57,625 --> 00:34:02,415
Well, the thing is I think I'm supposed
to get together with some people later.

443
00:34:04,345 --> 00:34:07,417
Parker, um, did I...

444
00:34:11,665 --> 00:34:15,021
- Did I do something wrong?
- Something wrong?

445
00:34:15,585 --> 00:34:19,180
No, of course not. It was fun.

446
00:34:19,905 --> 00:34:21,816
Didn't you have fun?

447
00:34:22,305 --> 00:34:25,263
Watch out how you answer that.
My ego is fragile.

448
00:34:25,345 --> 00:34:27,336
You had fun.

449
00:34:27,985 --> 00:34:31,740
- Is that all it was?
- Well, what else was it supposed to be?

450
00:34:34,905 --> 00:34:38,694
It seemed... like... you liked me.

451
00:34:39,065 --> 00:34:40,942
I do.

452
00:34:41,025 --> 00:34:44,859
But I'm starting to feel like
you thought that meant... What?

453
00:34:44,945 --> 00:34:49,496
Some kind of commitment? I mean,
is that really what you want right now?

454
00:34:51,825 --> 00:34:54,021
I just... thought...

455
00:34:55,225 --> 00:34:58,183
Look, I'm sorry
if you misunderstood something.

456
00:34:59,025 --> 00:35:01,494
I thought things were pretty clear.

457
00:35:01,905 --> 00:35:04,101
I didn't mean to mis...

458
00:35:04,625 --> 00:35:06,616
I'm sorry.

459
00:35:07,905 --> 00:35:10,897
Look, I really have to go now.

460
00:35:18,585 --> 00:35:20,576
Parker, wait.

461
00:35:21,505 --> 00:35:25,419
- I did this all wrong.
- No, it's cool. We'll hook up later.

462
00:35:26,985 --> 00:35:29,420
Well, that was pathetic.

463
00:35:33,185 --> 00:35:35,176
(Spike) Isn't it a fantastic day?

464
00:35:35,265 --> 00:35:38,781
Birds singin', squirrels making
lots of rotten little squirrels...

465
00:35:38,865 --> 00:35:42,335
...sun beamin' down in a nice, non-fatal way.
It's very exciting.

466
00:35:42,425 --> 00:35:44,575
Can't wait to see if I freckle.

467
00:35:54,225 --> 00:35:56,023
Oh, do it again.

468
00:35:57,105 --> 00:35:59,301
It tickles. You know, in a good way.

469
00:35:59,425 --> 00:36:01,416
- The Gem.
- Oh, yeah.

470
00:36:01,905 --> 00:36:03,703
The Gem of Amara.

471
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,498
Official sponsor of my killing you.

472
00:36:16,745 --> 00:36:18,736
Harmony?

473
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,495
Being a vampire sucks.

474
00:36:26,065 --> 00:36:28,056
Buffy!

475
00:36:30,745 --> 00:36:34,978
Xander. I was looking for you.
You weren't in your musty basement.

476
00:36:35,065 --> 00:36:37,454
- Have you seen Buffy?
- No.

477
00:36:38,265 --> 00:36:42,304
About what happened...
Well, when I said I was over you, I...

478
00:36:42,385 --> 00:36:44,979
Anya, I don't have time.

479
00:36:49,105 --> 00:36:51,494
Harmony, where's Spike?

480
00:36:52,305 --> 00:36:54,103
Does he have the Gem?

481
00:36:57,585 --> 00:36:59,656
He staked me, and then he took it.

482
00:36:59,745 --> 00:37:04,421
He tried to take it right off my finger.
Like I wouldn't have just given it to him.

483
00:37:04,505 --> 00:37:09,864
I would've given him anything he wanted.
He was my platinum baby, and I loved him.

484
00:37:09,945 --> 00:37:11,936
Where did Spike go?

485
00:37:48,505 --> 00:37:50,735
Getting tired, Slayer?

486
00:37:59,185 --> 00:38:01,256
Xander, get out of here!

487
00:38:05,665 --> 00:38:09,260
So, you let Parker take a poke, eh?

488
00:38:09,345 --> 00:38:11,814
Didn't seem like
you knew each other that well.

489
00:38:11,905 --> 00:38:15,421
What exactly did it take to pry apart
the Slayer's dimpled knees?

490
00:38:15,505 --> 00:38:17,064
You're a pig, Spike.

491
00:38:19,105 --> 00:38:21,858
Did he play the sensitive lad
and get you to seduce <i>him?</i>

492
00:38:21,945 --> 00:38:25,097
That's a good trick
if the girl's thick enough to buy it.

493
00:38:28,265 --> 00:38:31,257
I wonder what you did wrong. Too strong?

494
00:38:31,745 --> 00:38:33,782
Did you bruise the boy?

495
00:38:34,985 --> 00:38:37,818
Whatever.
Guess you're not worth a second go.

496
00:38:38,265 --> 00:38:41,895
Come to think of it, someone told me
as much. Who was that? Oh, yeah.

497
00:38:42,985 --> 00:38:44,976
Angel.

498
00:38:56,985 --> 00:38:59,898
- Take it off me this way, we both burn.
- Really?

499
00:38:59,985 --> 00:39:01,464
Let's see.

500
00:39:02,065 --> 00:39:04,056
<i>. (growls)
- (sizzling)</i>

501
00:39:04,145 --> 00:39:06,261
Ow! God!

502
00:39:14,305 --> 00:39:16,103
I like it.

503
00:39:16,185 --> 00:39:19,177
- It's small.
- Really worth getting my ribs bashed in.

504
00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:22,417
It's obviously very dangerous.
Destroying it would...

505
00:39:22,505 --> 00:39:24,815
We don't destroy it.

506
00:39:25,105 --> 00:39:30,134
But, Buffy, any vampire that gets his hands
on this is going to be essentially unkillable.

507
00:39:30,905 --> 00:39:32,339
Oh.

508
00:39:36,105 --> 00:39:39,700
- I have that gig in LA. I could swing by.
- Thanks, Oz.

509
00:39:39,785 --> 00:39:42,061
What's goin' on? What's in LA?

510
00:39:42,145 --> 00:39:44,978
She's giving the ring to Angel.
Don't make a fuss.

511
00:39:45,905 --> 00:39:48,101
Buffy, are you sure?

512
00:39:49,105 --> 00:39:51,255
He should have it.

513
00:39:55,105 --> 00:39:59,099
So what I'm wondering is,
does this always happen?

514
00:39:59,905 --> 00:40:02,977
Sleep with a guy and he goes all evil?

515
00:40:04,425 --> 00:40:06,098
God, I'm just a fool.

516
00:40:06,185 --> 00:40:10,258
Well, maybe you made a mistake.
But that's OK. Next time...

517
00:40:10,745 --> 00:40:12,895
What?

518
00:40:14,185 --> 00:40:19,259
Parker said it's OK to make mistakes.
It was sweet.

519
00:40:19,985 --> 00:40:22,022
No, it wasn't.

520
00:40:22,105 --> 00:40:25,735
He was saying that so you would
take a chance and sleep with him.

521
00:40:25,825 --> 00:40:28,101
He's a poophead.

522
00:40:28,545 --> 00:40:30,661
You're right.

523
00:40:30,745 --> 00:40:33,658
He's manipulative, and shallow...

524
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:37,860
And why doesn't he want me?
Am I repulsive?

525
00:40:37,945 --> 00:40:41,495
If there was something repulsive
about me, you'd tell me, right?

526
00:40:41,585 --> 00:40:45,260
I'm your friend.
I would call you "repulsive" in a second.

527
00:40:47,425 --> 00:40:50,178
Maybe Parker and I could still work it out.

528
00:40:50,905 --> 00:40:53,181
Do you think we could still work it out?

529
00:40:53,265 --> 00:40:57,862
I think you're missing something
about the whole poophead principle.

530
00:41:01,465 --> 00:41:05,504
You go on ahead.
I think I'm gonna go take a walk.

531
00:41:05,585 --> 00:41:07,895
- You sure?
- Yeah.

532
00:41:44,905 --> 00:41:48,182
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533
00:42:14,785 --> 00:42:17,174
Urgh! Argh!

534
00:42:21,705 --> 00:42:23,696
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