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Parker Abrams. I'm at Kresky Hall.

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Buffy Summers, Stevenson.

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<i>Previously on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer“:</i>

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- What are you doing?
- Making a choice.

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- Parker, did I do something wrong?
- Didn't you have fun?

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- Is that all it was?
- What else was it supposed to be?

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<i>(Buffy) He's manipulative and shallow.
And why doesn't he want me?</i>

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I think you're missing something
about the whole poop-head principle.

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Anya. Hi again.

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<i>(Xander) So, college not so scary
after all, huh?</i>

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<i>(Buffy) It's turning out to be a lot like
high school, which I can handle.</i>

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I don't know. I was going for ferocious-scary,
but it's coming out more dryly sardonic.

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It does appear to be mocking you
with its eyeholes.

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Yet its nosehole seems sad
and full of self-loathing.

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What do you think, Buff?

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I was just thinking about
the life of a pumpkin.

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Grow up in the sun,
happily entwined with others...

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...and then someone comes along,
cuts you open and...

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...rips your guts out.

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OK. And on that happy note...

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...got a treat for tomorrow night's
second annual Halloween screening.

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People, prepare to have your spines tingled
and your gooses bumped by the terrifying...

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<i>..Fantasia.</i>

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<i>Fantasia?</i>

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Maybe it's the horrific things we've seen...

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...but hippos wearing tutus don't
unnerve me the way they used to.

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<i>Phantasm!</i>

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It was supposed to be <i>Phantasm!</i>

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Stupid video store!

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I thought we were doing the Alpha-Delt thing.

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- What thing?
- The scary house?

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- Sounds kinda lame.
- But it borders on fun.

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You go through the scary-house maze
to get to the party, which is worth getting to.

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- Those guys go all out.
- As witnessed last Friday.

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There's a party?

36
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We didn't tell you?

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No, that's cool.
You guys got your little college thing.

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I'm fine.

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I mean, I got better things to do
than tag along to some fraternity.

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- You can come.
- OK.

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Only because I lied about
having better things to do.

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(Oz) Blast will be had by all.

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- I'm gonna get going.
- Now? The night's still...

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OK, it's a little mature, but still...

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I'm sleepy. You guys have fun.

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- You want me to come with?
- No, I'm fine.

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Sad Buffy.

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She didn't even touch her pumpkin.

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It's a freak with no face.

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She's suffering post-Parker depression.

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Bailing on the Buff.

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Does anyone else wanna smack that guy?

53
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Hah!

54
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Jeez, that hurt!

55
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What the hell's wrong with you, lady?

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That's what I'd like to know.

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I've got the basics down:
levitation, charms, glamours.

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I just feel like I've plateaued, Wicca-wise.

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What's the next level?

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Transmutation. Conjuring.
Bringing forth something from nothing.

61
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It gets you pretty close to
the primal forces. A little scary.

62
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Well, no one's pushing.
If it's too much, don't do it.

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Don't do it?
What kind of encouragement is that?

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This is an encouragement talk?
I thought it was "share my pain".

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I don't know.

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Then again, what is college for
if not experimenting?

67
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You know? Maybe I can handle it.
I'll know when I've reached my limit.

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- Wine coolers?
- Magic.

69
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Ooh. Didn't encourage her, did you?

70
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Where's Supportive Boyfriend Guy?

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Picking up your dry cleaning.

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He told me to tell you
he's afraid you're gonna get hurt.

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OK, Brutus.

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Brutus.

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Caesar? Betrayal? Trusted friend?

76
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Backstabby?

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I'm with you on the reference, but...
I won't lie about the fact that I'm worried.

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I know what it's like to have power
you can't control.

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And every time I start to wolf out
I touch something deep... dark.

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It's not fun.

81
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But just know that, whatever you decide,
I'll back your play.

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See? Concerned Boy. Sweet Boy.

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I know. I kinda like him worrying, anyway.

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<i>(laughter)</i>

85
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You know, um... I forgot to...

86
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...be hungry.

87
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Wait, Buffy.

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Buffy!

89
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Don't let jerky Parker chase you away.

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He didn't.

91
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I just don't wanna deal with this right now.

92
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Taking a holiday from dealing. Happily
vacationing in the land of Not Coping.

93
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You'll feel better at the party tonight.
Maybe you'll even meet someone.

94
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I don't wanna meet someone.
I've reached my quota on someones.

95
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I'm gonna have to patrol anyway.

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Tonight? But... it's Halloween.

97
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I'll double-check with Giles, but I'm sure
he'll think I should be on slayer duty.

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He doesn't care about Halloween.

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Happy Hal...

100
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Hello, Buffy.

101
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Oh... my God.

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- It's a sombrero.
- And it's on your head.

103
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It seemed festive. Come in.

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Candy?

105
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What's going on here?

106
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You hate Halloween.

107
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I've never said any such thing.

108
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As my Watcher's duties took precedence,
I simply hadn't taken time to...

109
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...well, to embrace its inherent charms.
Until now. Look.

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It's alive!

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See how he... shakes.

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- Is there something you wanted?
- I was thinking I'd patrol tonight.

113
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Possibly the cemetery.
Or if you had a better su...

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- Could you please take that off?
- Oh, yes. Of course.

115
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I see. ls there some specific danger
you were sensing?

116
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No. But we were caught off-guard when
Ethan turned everyone into their costumes.

117
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What happened then was anomalous.

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Creatures of the night shy away from
Halloween. They find it too crass.

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Hard to believe.

120
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Well, I promise you...

121
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Little likelihood of any
supernatural activity tonight.

122
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Sure you don't want one?

123
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I come bearing spiders.

124
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Sound system's not gonna cut it.
Nothin' but lame.

125
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You want me to call Oz?
He could probably hook us up.

126
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Do it.

127
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If we're not scaring the young women,
they will not fall into our arms.

128
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We'll have womanless arms.

129
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Halloween's not about thrills, chills and
funny costumes. It's about getting laid.

130
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Is there a holiday that's
not about getting laid?

131
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Arbor Day.

132
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- Call Oz, dude.
- Done.

133
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And oh... you wanted a symbol
to paint upstairs. Something mystical.

134
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Check this out.

135
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Anya... you really have to get
this knocking thing down.

136
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- How did you...?
- Your uncle Rory let me in.

137
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- Does he always smell like peppermint?
- The man likes his schnapps.

138
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- What are you doing here?
- You haven't called.

139
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Not once.

140
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- You said you were over me.
- And you just accepted that?

141
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I said what I thought you wanted to hear.

142
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Well, I tend to hear the actual words
people say and accept them at face value.

143
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- That's stupid.
- I accept that.

144
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I can't say seeing you falls
into the realm of a bad thing.

145
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Really?

146
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I thought maybe we could go out
tonight, for our anniversary.

147
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Anniversary?

148
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It's been exactly one week
since we copulated.

149
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Did you forget?

150
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No. Of course not. It's just I already
have plans with Buffy, Willow and Oz.

151
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- It's Halloween, you know.
- I don't understand.

152
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Every October 31st, we mortals dress up...

153
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No, no, I understand that inane ritual.
It's those people.

154
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You associate with them,
though you share little in common.

155
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What are you talkin' about?

156
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I mean, they go to college. You don't.

157
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They no longer live at home. You do.

158
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Well, hey, those things...

159
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The bonds of true friendships transcend...
Could we change the subject?

160
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OK, OK. Don't get upset with me.
I just wondered.

161
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If you want, you can come
with me tonight to this party.

162
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You mean like a date?

163
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Is that what this is?

164
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Are we dating?

165
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There are definitely date-like
qualities at work here.

166
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- You'll need a costume.
- A costume?

167
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Dress up. You know, something scary.

168
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Scary? Scary how?

169
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Anya... you, ex-demon,
terrorised mankind for centuries.

170
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I'm sure you'll come up with something.

171
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Excuse me, Professor Walsh.

172
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I came to get today's assignments.

173
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I couldn't make it to class,
for personal reasons.

174
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Right. I count four limbs,
a head, no visible scarring...

175
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...so I assume your personal issue
wasn't life-threatening,...

176
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...and am therefore uninterested.

177
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You got problems, solve 'em on your own
time. Miss another class and you're out.

178
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She means it, you know.

179
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Yeah. I got the impression
she wasn't saying it to make me laugh.

180
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Your work's taken a downturn lately. I can't
remember the last time I saw your hand up.

181
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Does stretching count?

182
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Look, things get pretty intense
freshman year, as I dimly recall.

183
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Too much fun or not enough?

184
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Both, actually.

185
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You gotta keep your priorities.
Professor Walsh is worth your time.

186
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Thanks. I'll get this done tonight.

187
00:12:02,545 --> 00:12:03,819
Tonight.

188
00:12:03,905 --> 00:12:06,579
It's Halloween.
You're not gonna dress up and party?

189
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I have a lot of work to do.

190
00:12:09,265 --> 00:12:11,495
It's not really my business...

191
00:12:11,585 --> 00:12:15,374
...but you seem like a person who makes
things really hard on themselves.

192
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Halloween isn't a night for responsibility.
It's when the ghosts and goblins come out.

193
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That's actually a misnomer.

194
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I didn't mean real ones.

195
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But there is good scary fun
on campus tonight.

196
00:12:28,785 --> 00:12:33,143
- What are you doing?
- I am gonna sit here and grade papers.

197
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Scary.

198
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Very.

199
00:12:35,785 --> 00:12:38,095
Well, thanks for the pep talk, coach.

200
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Don't make fun.
I worked hard to get this pompous.

201
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No, I mean it.

202
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You're welcome.

203
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OK, watch your step, boys.
Paint's still wet in a few spots.

204
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Thanks for the loan, man.
Our sound system sucks.

205
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,337
Mi Casio es <i>su</i> Casio.

206
00:13:09,185 --> 00:13:12,974
Well, that's an interesting little design.
What does it mean?

207
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No clue.

208
00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:16,495
I got it out of this book...

209
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Ooh, grapes!

210
00:13:20,225 --> 00:13:23,263
Wow, peeled! You guys know
how to spoil your guests.

211
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Eyeballs, man.

212
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Blindfold chicks, put their hands in
the bowl, then tell them it's eyeballs.

213
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They love that.

214
00:13:30,865 --> 00:13:35,416
And I was wasting time buying them flowers
and complimenting them on their shoes.

215
00:13:35,505 --> 00:13:39,817
So, you go through the whole house of
horrors downstairs and it ends up here.

216
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Sweet.

217
00:13:41,345 --> 00:13:43,302
You fratly guys have a nice setup.

218
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Mighty Alpha Delts.
You should think about pledging.

219
00:13:46,465 --> 00:13:47,899
Xander's a civilian.

220
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Ah. A townie, huh? I didn't know.
You look so normal.

221
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- Sure we should let him come to the party?
- Hey. Standing right here.

222
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<i>(scary noises from sound system)</i>

223
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Cranking!

224
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:06,858
- Sensing a disturbance in the Force, master?
- Left speaker's crackling.

225
00:14:06,945 --> 00:14:09,380
And stabbing it is the proper solution?

226
00:14:09,465 --> 00:14:12,344
I'm just gonna trim the wire.
It might be a short.

227
00:14:12,425 --> 00:14:13,381
Agh!

228
00:14:13,465 --> 00:14:14,455
Oz?

229
00:14:15,305 --> 00:14:17,023
Cut myself.

230
00:14:17,105 --> 00:14:18,618
It's OK.

231
00:14:18,785 --> 00:14:21,504
Playing with knives? Fun. Yes. But not safe.

232
00:14:21,585 --> 00:14:25,180
And when you bleed to death
I got dibs on your equipment.

233
00:14:38,825 --> 00:14:42,705
- Thanks again for doing this.
- I'm just glad I could find it.

234
00:14:42,785 --> 00:14:44,935
There. Try it now.

235
00:14:45,025 --> 00:14:48,336
I let down the hem and loosened it
a little around the hood.

236
00:14:48,425 --> 00:14:50,416
That feels better.

237
00:14:52,785 --> 00:14:56,494
Oh, no. Someone's getting Nostalgic Face.

238
00:14:56,585 --> 00:15:00,499
I'm sorry. I'm thinking about
that little girl who wore that.

239
00:15:00,905 --> 00:15:03,215
What is it? Five? Six years ago?

240
00:15:03,545 --> 00:15:07,061
When Little Red Riding Hood
was the cutting edge in costumes.

241
00:15:07,145 --> 00:15:09,978
Your father loved to take you out.

242
00:15:10,065 --> 00:15:13,854
He was such a pain. 12 years old
and no trick-or-treating by myself?

243
00:15:13,945 --> 00:15:18,143
- He just wanted to keep you safe.
- He wanted the candy. I was just the beard.

244
00:15:18,225 --> 00:15:21,661
That's not true, actually.
The candy was for me.

245
00:15:22,345 --> 00:15:24,780
Your father loved spending time with you.

246
00:15:26,105 --> 00:15:27,937
Not enough, I guess.

247
00:15:29,025 --> 00:15:30,174
Buffy.

248
00:15:32,385 --> 00:15:35,025
Oh, that just paved
right over Memory Lane, huh?

249
00:15:35,105 --> 00:15:37,699
You know the divorce
had nothing to do with you.

250
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,296
I don't know.

251
00:15:41,105 --> 00:15:43,858
I'm starting to feel like there's a pattern here.

252
00:15:43,945 --> 00:15:47,381
Open your heart to someone
and he bails on you.

253
00:15:48,265 --> 00:15:51,542
Maybe it's easier to just not let anyone in.

254
00:15:53,105 --> 00:15:55,494
I thought it might be easier.

255
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:58,584
You must've noticed
I'm not the social butterfly...

256
00:15:58,665 --> 00:16:01,134
...that I was when I was with your dad.

257
00:16:01,225 --> 00:16:05,662
I don't think I made a single new friend
the year we moved to Sunnydale.

258
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,694
Why not?

259
00:16:08,945 --> 00:16:10,936
Fear.

260
00:16:11,825 --> 00:16:14,977
I didn't believe I could trust anyone again.

261
00:16:15,065 --> 00:16:19,855
It's taken time and a lot of effort,
but I've got a nice circle of friends now.

262
00:16:20,865 --> 00:16:24,745
I mean, don't get me wrong,
I'm still a little gun-shy.

263
00:16:24,825 --> 00:16:29,422
It certainly didn't help that my last boyfriend
turned out to be a homicidal robot.

264
00:16:30,905 --> 00:16:33,897
I will always be here for you.

265
00:16:34,545 --> 00:16:36,980
And you've got Mr Giles and your friends.

266
00:16:39,105 --> 00:16:42,382
Believe me, there's nothing to be afraid of.

267
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,054
No, I'll just meet you at your place.

268
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:04,183
Buffy said she was coming,
but I haven't seen her.

269
00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:08,259
We have to make sure she has fun.
We have to force fun upon her.

270
00:17:09,025 --> 00:17:12,381
And if Parker shows up,
we'll just axe-murder him.

271
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,297
That's Halloweeny!

272
00:17:14,385 --> 00:17:15,978
OK. See you in a bit.

273
00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:25,543
You gonna stop by the room?

274
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:28,777
I'm late for battle or I would.
I love your outfit, though.

275
00:17:32,705 --> 00:17:35,982
- There is nothing going on here.
- I saw you flirting with her!

276
00:17:36,105 --> 00:17:39,860
Do we have to do this every time?
I love you. You know that.

277
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,585
OK, Rach, what's in the next one?

278
00:17:50,665 --> 00:17:53,578
- You guys are sick!
- Here, give me your hand.

279
00:17:54,945 --> 00:17:56,060
This is gross.

280
00:17:56,145 --> 00:17:58,864
Eyeballs, Rachel. They're eyeballs!

281
00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:06,139
Aaargh!

282
00:18:09,745 --> 00:18:11,543
Hey, Red.

283
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,741
What you got in the basket, little girl?

284
00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:15,224
Weapons.

285
00:18:15,305 --> 00:18:16,295
Oh.

286
00:18:17,065 --> 00:18:18,863
Just in case.

287
00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:23,458
- Like the tux, Xander.
- Bond. James Bond.

288
00:18:23,545 --> 00:18:26,014
In case we get turned
into our costumes again...

289
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,415
...I'm going for Cool Secret-Agent Guy.

290
00:18:28,505 --> 00:18:32,214
I hate to break it to you, but you'll
probably end up Cool Headwaiter Guy.

291
00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:35,423
As long as I'm cool
and wield some kind of power.

292
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,382
Will. Medieval Will.

293
00:18:37,465 --> 00:18:40,378
Hail, ye old... varletty... thou.

294
00:18:40,465 --> 00:18:44,060
I'm Joan of Arc.
I figured we had a lot in common...

295
00:18:44,145 --> 00:18:46,898
...seeing as how I was almost
burned at the stake.

296
00:18:46,985 --> 00:18:50,216
And plus she had that close
relationship with God.

297
00:18:50,905 --> 00:18:52,976
And you are?

298
00:18:54,825 --> 00:18:59,103
Of course. I wish I'd thought of that
before I put down my deposit.

299
00:18:59,785 --> 00:19:01,423
I could've been God.

300
00:19:01,505 --> 00:19:03,098
Blasphemer.

301
00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:14,777
Nice costumes. Very stealthy.

302
00:19:15,185 --> 00:19:17,142
What are they supposed to be?

303
00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:19,102
NATO?

304
00:19:19,185 --> 00:19:25,261
I invited Anya to join us, but she's having
some trouble finding a scary costume...

305
00:19:25,345 --> 00:19:27,575
...so she's just gonna meet us there.

306
00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:31,260
Perfect. Everybody's got a date
but third-wheel Buffy.

307
00:19:31,345 --> 00:19:35,737
- You're not a third wheel.
- Technically speaking, you're a fifth wheel.

308
00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:39,061
We're gonna have the best time.

309
00:19:40,425 --> 00:19:42,336
<i>(screaming)</i>

310
00:20:02,265 --> 00:20:04,256
<i>(growling)</i>

311
00:20:14,225 --> 00:20:16,455
Let the horrors begin.

312
00:20:20,105 --> 00:20:21,743
God help me!

313
00:20:28,025 --> 00:20:31,655
<i>Release... me...!</i>

314
00:20:42,785 --> 00:20:45,220
The joint's not jumpin'. Where is everybody?

315
00:20:45,305 --> 00:20:46,864
<i>(mechanical laughter)</i>

316
00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:48,936
Follow the signs.

317
00:20:51,185 --> 00:20:56,305
Terrifying. If I were Abbott and Costello,
this would be fairly traumatic.

318
00:21:02,505 --> 00:21:04,018
Ew!

319
00:21:04,105 --> 00:21:05,539
Cobweb!

320
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:08,185
OK, that part was realistic.

321
00:21:08,265 --> 00:21:13,021
Frat boys aren't too obsessive with their
cleaning. it might not be decoration per se.

322
00:21:17,545 --> 00:21:19,934
I wasn't scared. I was in the spirit.

323
00:21:20,185 --> 00:21:23,974
And we'll back you up on that.
Even if they question us separately.

324
00:21:27,345 --> 00:21:28,779
Get it off!

325
00:21:30,025 --> 00:21:33,381
- It's gone.
- OK, that is not sanitary.

326
00:21:34,065 --> 00:21:37,057
Let's get to the party part of the... party.

327
00:21:37,145 --> 00:21:38,465
Yeah.

328
00:21:38,545 --> 00:21:41,105
- Are you sure it's off me?
- Yeah.

329
00:21:48,105 --> 00:21:49,743
I thought this led to...

330
00:21:49,825 --> 00:21:51,623
What is it?

331
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,097
Blood.

332
00:21:54,665 --> 00:21:55,814
Real blood.

333
00:21:55,945 --> 00:21:59,461
OK, actual creeps have been given.
Bravo, frat boys!

334
00:21:59,545 --> 00:22:00,979
Shh!

335
00:22:01,465 --> 00:22:05,015
Do you hear something?
Like a squeaking noise?

336
00:22:05,145 --> 00:22:07,819
Oh, it's these rented shoes. Patent leather.

337
00:22:07,905 --> 00:22:09,657
No, no, no. Wait.

338
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:13,340
It's something else. I hear it, too.
It's something like...

339
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:34,338
- Oz, don't. It might be...
- Rubber. It's made of rubber.

340
00:22:35,385 --> 00:22:37,456
What the hell is going on here?

341
00:22:37,545 --> 00:22:41,379
Look, maybe it's nothing.
Maybe it's just a neat trick.

342
00:22:41,905 --> 00:22:44,215
Something done with wires or...

343
00:22:44,305 --> 00:22:47,423
<i>Release... me...!</i>

344
00:22:47,505 --> 00:22:49,735
Or it might be something else.

345
00:23:06,025 --> 00:23:08,016
Where's the door?

346
00:23:16,345 --> 00:23:18,336
Hey! Hello!

347
00:23:34,905 --> 00:23:36,100
<i>(screaming)</i>

348
00:23:36,185 --> 00:23:37,380
Help me!

349
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,901
Help me!

350
00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:41,976
Arrghhh!

351
00:23:42,225 --> 00:23:43,977
<i>(screaming continues)</i>

352
00:23:44,065 --> 00:23:45,578
Xander.

353
00:23:46,265 --> 00:23:49,098
<i>(scary sound effects)</i>

354
00:23:49,185 --> 00:23:51,176
Where's the stairs?

355
00:23:51,345 --> 00:23:53,097
Where's the door?

356
00:23:53,185 --> 00:23:56,257
This is the way we came in, right?
We just went in a circle.

357
00:23:56,385 --> 00:23:57,739
<i>(Oz disconnects sound effects)</i>

358
00:23:57,825 --> 00:23:59,145
Thank the Lord!

359
00:23:59,225 --> 00:24:00,340
You're welcome.

360
00:24:00,425 --> 00:24:02,814
I have a neat idea. Let's get out of here.

361
00:24:02,905 --> 00:24:06,978
- You were so anxious for me to come.
- We don't know what we're dealing with.

362
00:24:07,065 --> 00:24:09,898
OK, my turn. Does anyone hear that?

363
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:14,619
Well, as soon as we start dealing with it...
Do you hear something?

364
00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:17,663
Like I said, it sounds like a hissing.

365
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:20,815
It's like a "ssss" noise.

366
00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:25,334
I thought the word "hissing"
kind of covered that nicely.

367
00:24:32,465 --> 00:24:35,457
I'm sorry. I didn't know. Sorry.

368
00:24:35,545 --> 00:24:38,298
- Chaz?
- Didn't know.

369
00:24:38,385 --> 00:24:39,944
What's happening?

370
00:24:40,025 --> 00:24:41,424
It, uh...

371
00:24:42,705 --> 00:24:46,380
- What is it?
- It's alive. It's alive.

372
00:25:04,745 --> 00:25:06,736
What's alive?

373
00:25:09,105 --> 00:25:11,904
- He's in shock.
- Chaz, what happened here?

374
00:25:11,985 --> 00:25:13,180
Aargh!

375
00:25:21,825 --> 00:25:24,738
- I think the cape took most of it.
- It could need stitches.

376
00:25:24,825 --> 00:25:26,498
At least get a bandage.

377
00:25:26,585 --> 00:25:28,496
<i>(girl screaming)</i>

378
00:25:34,265 --> 00:25:37,576
Cowering in a closet
seems like a reasonable plan.

379
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:41,616
What closet?

380
00:25:43,385 --> 00:25:46,264
I'm gonna go upstairs and
see if there are people up there.

381
00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:48,780
If you guys find a way
out of the house, use it.

382
00:25:48,865 --> 00:25:52,301
You're telling us to run away
and leave you behind?

383
00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:57,218
We need help. We need the only person
that can make sense of what's happening.

384
00:26:00,945 --> 00:26:02,936
<i>(knocking)</i>

385
00:26:04,545 --> 00:26:06,218
Just a minute!

386
00:26:06,305 --> 00:26:07,898
Coming!

387
00:26:09,865 --> 00:26:10,821
Happy Ha...

388
00:26:10,905 --> 00:26:14,023
Xander's in trouble.
You've gotta do something now.

389
00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:16,221
Are you listening?! Xander's trapped!

390
00:26:16,305 --> 00:26:20,776
- Where's Buffy and the others?
- Trapped, but we've gotta save Xander!

391
00:26:20,865 --> 00:26:23,459
Slow down.
I need you to be more specific.

392
00:26:23,865 --> 00:26:26,459
We were supposed to meet at this house.

393
00:26:26,545 --> 00:26:29,185
I got there and there was no door
where a door should be.

394
00:26:29,265 --> 00:26:32,337
I see a girl standing in a window,
and then "poof!" She's gone.

395
00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:36,305
- She vanished from the window?
- No, the window vanished from the house.

396
00:26:36,385 --> 00:26:40,856
Matter-and-reality distortion.
Like a summoning spell's temporal flux.

397
00:26:40,945 --> 00:26:42,379
What?

398
00:26:42,465 --> 00:26:46,379
Hmm? Oh, never mind.
I just need to get some supplies together.

399
00:26:50,065 --> 00:26:54,059
I wouldn't worry about Xander.
At least he's amongst friends.

400
00:26:54,145 --> 00:26:56,375
- I'm telling you...
- You're telling me?!

401
00:26:56,465 --> 00:26:59,856
- I can't do my job if I'm worrying about you.
- It's not your decision!

402
00:26:59,945 --> 00:27:02,300
- Gotta disagree with you there.
- Of course you do.

403
00:27:02,385 --> 00:27:04,058
Let's all take a breath. Buffy...

404
00:27:04,145 --> 00:27:06,819
Being the Slayer doesn't make you the boss.

405
00:27:06,905 --> 00:27:08,657
You're as lost as the rest of us.

406
00:27:08,745 --> 00:27:10,543
What are we talking about?

407
00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:16,143
It's a simple incantation. A guiding spell for
travellers when they get lost or disoriented.

408
00:27:16,225 --> 00:27:17,374
How's it work?

409
00:27:17,465 --> 00:27:21,060
It conjures an emissary from the beyond
that lights the way.

410
00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:23,825
Conjuring. Will, let's be realistic here.

411
00:27:23,905 --> 00:27:26,658
Your basic spells are usually only fifty-fifty.

412
00:27:27,425 --> 00:27:29,780
Oh, yeah? Well...

413
00:27:29,865 --> 00:27:31,902
...so's your face!

414
00:27:33,305 --> 00:27:34,704
What?

415
00:27:35,385 --> 00:27:36,784
What does that mean?

416
00:27:36,865 --> 00:27:38,583
I'm not your sidekick!

417
00:27:38,665 --> 00:27:40,144
Will, hang on.

418
00:27:43,265 --> 00:27:45,461
Well, that was a bunch of laughs.

419
00:27:46,505 --> 00:27:51,659
Look, Buffy, we're all tired and a little edgy.
Maybe Willow's overreacting.

420
00:27:51,745 --> 00:27:54,783
Part of it's because you've been
Pushing Away Girl lately.

421
00:27:54,865 --> 00:27:58,381
But now's not the time
to let that stuff tear us apart.

422
00:27:58,465 --> 00:28:02,015
What I'm saying is, I'm right with ya.
Right by your side.

423
00:28:02,105 --> 00:28:04,062
Xander?

424
00:28:04,145 --> 00:28:07,854
Funny how you still haven't lost
your sense of inappropriate humour.

425
00:28:07,945 --> 00:28:09,902
Xander, where did you go?

426
00:28:09,985 --> 00:28:12,738
Buffy, knock it off.
The skit's over. I'm right here.

427
00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:14,463
This is so typical of him!

428
00:28:14,785 --> 00:28:15,934
Typical?

429
00:28:16,145 --> 00:28:17,260
Xander?

430
00:28:17,665 --> 00:28:19,064
Buffy!

431
00:28:29,825 --> 00:28:31,224
Buff?

432
00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:48,704
She thinks I'm not ready
to be a full-blown witch!

433
00:28:48,785 --> 00:28:51,743
I can handle the dark forces
as good as anyone else.

434
00:28:51,825 --> 00:28:56,183
It's not that hard. It's just a guiding spell,
and I'm careful an' all.

435
00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:59,295
This floor used to have windows.

436
00:28:59,385 --> 00:29:01,899
Look. We found the stairs.

437
00:29:04,225 --> 00:29:06,785
Buffy didn't find stairs. No, sir.

438
00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:10,378
I don't think you guys are thinking clearly.

439
00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:19,820
We just need to get up to the goat room and...

440
00:29:19,905 --> 00:29:23,500
- Willow, something's happening.
- Something good?

441
00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:28,695
Oh, no. Not good.

442
00:29:29,945 --> 00:29:31,299
I'm changing.

443
00:29:31,465 --> 00:29:34,218
But... but you can't. There's no moon tonight.

444
00:29:34,585 --> 00:29:35,939
I have to get away.

445
00:29:36,545 --> 00:29:41,016
No. We need to find something to restrain
you, like a rope or chains or something.

446
00:29:41,105 --> 00:29:43,096
There's no time!

447
00:29:43,425 --> 00:29:46,258
I can do the guiding spell.
I know I can make it work!

448
00:29:46,345 --> 00:29:47,824
- Will, please.
- No!

449
00:29:47,905 --> 00:29:49,418
No!

450
00:29:52,185 --> 00:29:53,584
Oz!

451
00:29:54,465 --> 00:29:56,024
Oz, don't leave me!

452
00:29:56,105 --> 00:29:59,097
(echoing) Don't leave me! Don't leave me!

453
00:30:07,505 --> 00:30:10,179
There I am. I didn't go anywhere.

454
00:30:10,265 --> 00:30:14,099
Great. Now I just got to live with the fact
that no one else can see me.

455
00:30:14,185 --> 00:30:16,381
I can see you!

456
00:30:21,465 --> 00:30:23,854
You're not gonna change.
You're not gonna change.

457
00:30:24,145 --> 00:30:26,534
You're not gonna change.
You're not gonna change.

458
00:30:26,905 --> 00:30:29,294
You're not gonna change.
You're not gonna change.

459
00:30:29,505 --> 00:30:31,894
You're not gonna change.
You're not gonna change.

460
00:30:32,145 --> 00:30:34,534
You're not gonna change.
You're not gonna change.

461
00:30:34,705 --> 00:30:37,094
You're not gonna change.
You're not gonna change.

462
00:30:56,105 --> 00:30:58,176
OK. OK.

463
00:30:58,265 --> 00:31:01,542
Aradia, Goddess of the Lost...

464
00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:05,095
...the path is murky, the woods are dense.

465
00:31:05,185 --> 00:31:07,540
Darkness pervades.

466
00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:10,185
I beseech thee, bring the light.

467
00:31:14,145 --> 00:31:16,102
Hey, I did it!

468
00:31:16,185 --> 00:31:18,176
I did you. Hi!

469
00:31:20,065 --> 00:31:23,137
Right. You're waiting for instructions.

470
00:31:23,225 --> 00:31:25,216
Lead me to Oz.

471
00:31:27,105 --> 00:31:31,144
Wait. I should try to find the people
trapped upstairs first.

472
00:31:32,145 --> 00:31:35,024
But we still have to find a way
out of the house.

473
00:31:35,105 --> 00:31:37,062
OK, here's what we should do.

474
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,455
Hey! What's going on?

475
00:31:39,545 --> 00:31:41,138
Stop!

476
00:31:41,785 --> 00:31:43,617
Stop it!

477
00:31:45,425 --> 00:31:46,699
Get off!

478
00:31:49,505 --> 00:31:51,621
Oz! Help!

479
00:32:00,545 --> 00:32:02,934
(Willow) Help! Help me! Oz!

480
00:32:04,105 --> 00:32:06,096
Someone help!

481
00:32:12,945 --> 00:32:13,901
Help!

482
00:32:14,305 --> 00:32:16,296
(Buffy) Willow.

483
00:32:43,265 --> 00:32:45,256
Basement.

484
00:32:45,785 --> 00:32:48,299
I must be in the... basement?

485
00:32:49,305 --> 00:32:51,296
<i>(man's voice)</i> All alone.

486
00:32:51,745 --> 00:32:53,736
Who said... that?

487
00:32:57,305 --> 00:32:59,296
They all ran away from you.

488
00:33:00,545 --> 00:33:02,536
They always will.

489
00:33:02,785 --> 00:33:05,174
Open your heart to someone and...

490
00:33:08,425 --> 00:33:11,941
Don't fret, little girl. You're not alone.

491
00:33:16,505 --> 00:33:18,303
Any more.

492
00:33:40,305 --> 00:33:41,898
Well?

493
00:33:43,665 --> 00:33:46,054
We're gonna have to create a door.

494
00:33:49,185 --> 00:33:51,176
Create a door? You can do that?

495
00:33:51,265 --> 00:33:52,175
I can.

496
00:34:04,865 --> 00:34:08,301
No matter how hard you fight,
you just end up in the same place.

497
00:34:18,505 --> 00:34:20,735
I don't see why you bother.

498
00:34:37,025 --> 00:34:38,618
I'm upstairs.

499
00:34:39,985 --> 00:34:41,976
The goat room.

500
00:35:06,385 --> 00:35:07,455
Oz?

501
00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:11,141
Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me!
Get 'em off! Get 'em off!

502
00:35:11,225 --> 00:35:12,215
Get 'em off!

503
00:35:12,305 --> 00:35:13,864
Willow! Willow!

504
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,459
- What's wrong?
- Couldn't get 'em off...

505
00:35:16,545 --> 00:35:17,774
It's OK.

506
00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:19,902
It's OK. It's OK.

507
00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:21,783
We're OK.

508
00:35:21,865 --> 00:35:24,141
We're not OK. We need to get out of here.

509
00:35:24,225 --> 00:35:27,377
I'd offer my opinion,
but you jerks aren't gonna hear it.

510
00:35:27,465 --> 00:35:30,901
Not that Didn't Go To College Boy
has anything important to say.

511
00:35:30,985 --> 00:35:33,977
I might as well hang out with
Bleeding Dummy Head...

512
00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:35,578
What is wrong with you?

513
00:35:35,665 --> 00:35:39,056
You... you heard that? You can see me?

514
00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:43,581
Good. Oh, God, good!

515
00:35:43,785 --> 00:35:47,494
The house separated us.
Like it wanted to scare us.

516
00:35:47,585 --> 00:35:49,303
But... we got away.

517
00:35:49,385 --> 00:35:51,854
No. We were brought here.

518
00:35:53,145 --> 00:35:56,217
We all got so scared that we ended up here.

519
00:35:58,025 --> 00:36:00,016
Why?

520
00:36:02,385 --> 00:36:04,740
I saw them painting that.

521
00:36:05,985 --> 00:36:08,738
They were copying out of...

522
00:36:09,185 --> 00:36:11,142
"that!

523
00:36:12,225 --> 00:36:15,581
- I think it's Gaelic.
- Can you translate?

524
00:36:15,665 --> 00:36:19,659
<i>Release... me...!</i>

525
00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:21,864
<i>Release me...!</i>

526
00:36:21,945 --> 00:36:24,414
- Will, give me something.
- OK. Um...

527
00:36:24,505 --> 00:36:26,701
The icon's called the Mark of Gachnar.

528
00:36:26,905 --> 00:36:31,058
I think this is a summoning spell
for something called...

529
00:36:31,225 --> 00:36:32,135
Gachnar?

530
00:36:32,225 --> 00:36:36,981
Well, yes. Somehow the beginning
of the spell must've been triggered.

531
00:36:37,185 --> 00:36:40,860
Gachnar's trying to manifest itself to...
to come into being.

532
00:36:40,945 --> 00:36:43,459
- How?
- It feeds on fear.

533
00:36:44,545 --> 00:36:48,140
Our fears are manifesting. We're feeding it.
We need to stop.

534
00:36:48,225 --> 00:36:52,537
If we close our eyes and say it's a dream,
it'll stab us to death!

535
00:36:52,825 --> 00:36:54,304
These things are real.

536
00:36:54,385 --> 00:36:58,174
OK, so our fears are feeding it.
If we get everyone out of here...

537
00:36:59,465 --> 00:37:01,615
<i>(growling)</i>

538
00:37:01,905 --> 00:37:04,215
Good plan. Let's go!

539
00:37:10,185 --> 00:37:13,098
Giles? Hey, everyone, it's Giles!

540
00:37:13,185 --> 00:37:15,222
With a chain saw.

541
00:37:15,305 --> 00:37:18,821
- Glad you could make it.
- The Wall's closed up behind us.

542
00:37:21,745 --> 00:37:23,736
Gachnar. Of course.

543
00:37:24,025 --> 00:37:28,417
Its presence infects the reality of the house,
but it's not achieved full manifestation.

544
00:37:28,505 --> 00:37:30,655
We cannot allow this to come into being.

545
00:37:30,745 --> 00:37:32,702
But if it does, I can fight it, right?

546
00:37:32,785 --> 00:37:33,934
Buffy...

547
00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:38,537
- This is Gachnar.
- I don't wanna fight that.

548
00:37:39,025 --> 00:37:41,585
- So we break the spell.
- Let's do it fast.

549
00:37:41,665 --> 00:37:43,178
I have it. I have it.

550
00:37:43,265 --> 00:37:46,781
"The summoning spell for Gachnar
can be shut down in one of two ways."

551
00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:49,095
"Destroying the Mark of Gachnar...

552
00:37:56,905 --> 00:38:01,376
...is not one of them, and will immediately
bring forth the fear demon itself."

553
00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:06,900
Look!

554
00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:09,340
<i>(rumbling)</i>

555
00:38:12,225 --> 00:38:14,216
<i>(roaring)</i>

556
00:38:16,825 --> 00:38:19,419
<i>(roaring continues)</i>

557
00:38:25,665 --> 00:38:27,861
<i>(bloodcurdling roar)</i>

558
00:38:39,065 --> 00:38:41,056
This is Gachnar?

559
00:38:41,145 --> 00:38:44,137
Big overture. Little show.

560
00:38:44,505 --> 00:38:48,942
I am the Dark Lord of Nightmares!

561
00:38:49,265 --> 00:38:51,495
The bringer of terror!

562
00:38:51,585 --> 00:38:54,941
Tremble before me.

563
00:38:55,025 --> 00:38:57,744
Fear me!

564
00:38:58,025 --> 00:39:00,904
He... he's so cute!

565
00:39:01,585 --> 00:39:05,977
Who's a little fear demon? Come on!
Who's a little fear demon!

566
00:39:06,065 --> 00:39:08,181
Don't taunt the fear demon.

567
00:39:08,265 --> 00:39:11,496
- Why, can he hurt me?
- No, it's just... tacky.

568
00:39:11,825 --> 00:39:14,578
Be that as it may, Buffy,
when it comes to slaying...

569
00:39:14,665 --> 00:39:18,659
- Size doesn't matter?
- They're all going to abandon you, you know.

570
00:39:18,945 --> 00:39:20,663
Yeah, yeah.

571
00:39:24,265 --> 00:39:26,222
Some quality treats here, Giles.

572
00:39:26,305 --> 00:39:27,704
Please, finish them.

573
00:39:27,785 --> 00:39:32,177
This is much better. There is no problem
that cannot be solved by chocolate.

574
00:39:32,265 --> 00:39:35,064
- I think I'm gonna barf.
- Except that.

575
00:39:40,785 --> 00:39:42,378
What?

576
00:39:43,625 --> 00:39:45,741
That's your scary costume?

577
00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:48,462
Bunnies frighten me.

578
00:39:48,545 --> 00:39:52,061
- <i>(Giles)</i> Bloody hell. The inscription.
- What's the matter?

579
00:39:52,145 --> 00:39:58,061
I should've translated the Gaelic inscription
under the illustration of Gachnar.

580
00:39:58,745 --> 00:40:01,703
- What's it say?
- "Actual size."

581
00:40:35,225 --> 00:40:36,624
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582
00:40:39,625 --> 00:40:41,457
Urgh! Argh!

583
00:40:46,265 --> 00:40:48,256
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