1 00:00:02,905 --> 00:00:05,374 Parker Abrams. I'm at Kresky Hall. 2 00:00:05,465 --> 00:00:07,456 Buffy Summers, Stevenson. 3 00:00:07,545 --> 00:00:10,059 Previously on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer“: 4 00:00:10,705 --> 00:00:14,096 - (Parker) What are you doing? - (Buffy) Making a choice. 5 00:00:14,185 --> 00:00:17,780 - Parker, did I do something wrong? - Didn't you have fun? 6 00:00:17,865 --> 00:00:20,744 - Is that all it was? - Well, what else was it supposed to be? 7 00:00:20,825 --> 00:00:25,183 (Buffy) He's manipulative and shallow. And why doesn't he want me? 8 00:00:25,505 --> 00:00:27,303 Say "hi" to Non-College Guy. 9 00:00:27,385 --> 00:00:31,219 Not that I mind, but don't non-college guys usually populate the non-campus? 10 00:00:31,305 --> 00:00:34,184 Townie, huh? You look so normal. 11 00:00:53,905 --> 00:00:56,499 - Buffy? - Parker? 12 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:59,734 Stay down. 13 00:01:06,105 --> 00:01:08,096 Buffy! 14 00:01:37,825 --> 00:01:40,465 Buffy. I don't know what to say. 15 00:01:41,225 --> 00:01:45,344 After how I've treated you, now I owe you my life. 16 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:52,017 - It's nothing. - It's everything. You're everything. 17 00:01:52,105 --> 00:01:55,700 And I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get you to forgive me. 18 00:01:56,985 --> 00:01:59,499 Do you think one day you might? 19 00:02:00,225 --> 00:02:02,216 (girl giggles) No! 20 00:02:12,105 --> 00:02:14,824 These are the things we want. Simple things. 21 00:02:14,905 --> 00:02:17,863 Comfort, sex, shelter, food. 22 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:20,824 We always want them and we want them all the time. 23 00:02:20,905 --> 00:02:23,545 The id doesn't learn, it doesn't grow up. 24 00:02:23,625 --> 00:02:25,980 It has the ego telling it what it can't have... 25 00:02:26,065 --> 00:02:29,296 ...and it has the superego telling it what it shouldn't want. 26 00:02:29,385 --> 00:02:34,414 But the id works solely out of the pleasure principle. It wants. 27 00:02:34,505 --> 00:02:37,782 Whatever social skills we have, however much we've evolved... 28 00:02:37,865 --> 00:02:41,017 - ..the pleasure principle works in all of us. - Really? 29 00:02:41,705 --> 00:02:45,938 (lecturer) So, how does this conflict with the ego manifest itself in the psyche? 30 00:02:46,025 --> 00:02:48,062 What do we do when we can't have what we want? 31 00:03:01,905 --> 00:03:04,340 Buffy, I don't know what to say. 32 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:08,382 After how I've treated you, and now I owe you my life. 33 00:03:10,585 --> 00:03:12,781 Can you ever forgive me? 34 00:04:13,105 --> 00:04:15,574 Rough day? 35 00:04:15,665 --> 00:04:18,384 Come on, Buff, be a lonely drunk. 36 00:04:20,985 --> 00:04:23,704 - Rough day? - Stop flicking at me. 37 00:04:24,425 --> 00:04:28,214 Work with me here. I'm finally an essential part of your collegey life. 38 00:04:28,305 --> 00:04:30,535 No more looking down on the townie. 39 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:35,699 I'm the new bartender over at the pub. Got my lighter, my rag, my empathy face. 40 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:40,137 - Aren't you too young to be a bartender? - Au contraire, mon frère. 41 00:04:40,225 --> 00:04:44,503 - "Mon frère" means "brother". - Mon girl frère. Behold. 42 00:04:47,065 --> 00:04:49,375 I don't believe this is entirely on the up and up. 43 00:04:49,465 --> 00:04:52,264 - What gives it away? - Looking at it. 44 00:04:52,345 --> 00:04:56,623 Well, no one's gonna see it anyway. Now I'm the bartender. I kick people out. 45 00:04:56,865 --> 00:05:00,301 You know there's more to it than wiping and kicking? 46 00:05:01,065 --> 00:05:02,658 Mixing drinks, for instance? 47 00:05:02,745 --> 00:05:06,864 I've seen Cocktail. I can do the hippy hippy shake. 48 00:05:06,945 --> 00:05:10,495 Even if I had a pretend cigarette, I couldn't tell you my pretend problems. 49 00:05:10,585 --> 00:05:12,861 Real ones have clogged up my head space. 50 00:05:12,945 --> 00:05:15,744 Ooh. Then unload 'em right here, baby. 51 00:05:16,865 --> 00:05:19,220 Rough day? You wanna talk about it? 52 00:05:20,985 --> 00:05:23,704 - Shutting up now. - I'm pregnant by my stepbrother... 53 00:05:23,785 --> 00:05:27,904 ...who'd rather be with my best friend, and he's left me with no place to live... 54 00:05:27,985 --> 00:05:31,774 ...no food - except for this bottle of Wild Turkey which I drank all up. 55 00:05:33,665 --> 00:05:36,817 That was me being tanked and friendless for ya. 56 00:05:36,905 --> 00:05:39,818 - Gets my Oscar nod. - You know what? It's class time. 57 00:05:40,585 --> 00:05:44,294 - Are you gonna come by tonight, to the pub? - Oz. Bronze. Date. 58 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:49,775 You know, maybe... maybe he's just having trouble dealing. 59 00:05:49,865 --> 00:05:53,859 I mean, don't guys sometimes keep the girls they really, really like... 60 00:05:53,945 --> 00:05:58,701 ...inside these deep little brain-fantasy bubbles where everything's perfect? 61 00:05:58,785 --> 00:06:02,619 - I mean, they do that, right? - How's the fugue state coming along? 62 00:06:02,705 --> 00:06:05,902 - Parker. - Maybe I'm in his bubble... 63 00:06:05,985 --> 00:06:09,899 ...and pretty soon, he'll realise that he wants more than just Bubble Buffy... 64 00:06:09,985 --> 00:06:14,024 ...and he'll pop me out and we'll go to dinner and... 65 00:06:14,105 --> 00:06:16,858 It could happen, right? 66 00:06:16,945 --> 00:06:20,825 Buffy, that is my best friend, you need to think about not-Parker. 67 00:06:20,905 --> 00:06:27,345 He's no good. There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis. 68 00:06:27,945 --> 00:06:30,300 Nothing can defeat the penis! 69 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,821 Too loud and very unseemly. 70 00:06:34,665 --> 00:06:39,580 I mean, I'm sorry to be so coarse, but I feel strongly about stinky Parker man. 71 00:06:40,105 --> 00:06:42,096 He can be really sweet. 72 00:06:42,185 --> 00:06:46,019 I think that he has intimacy problems because of the death of his father. 73 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:49,336 Not interested. You got troubles, tell 'em to the bartender. 74 00:06:49,425 --> 00:06:51,780 The bartender's always ready to listen. 75 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:55,854 - What? What? - For the last time, a pitcher of beer. 76 00:06:55,945 --> 00:06:59,097 OK. And you had a rum and Coke, and you had a Poker's Light. 77 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:02,701 And a vodka on the rocks. And a water. Is that right? 78 00:07:02,785 --> 00:07:04,776 - Do I have to write it down? - A cold ale. 79 00:07:04,865 --> 00:07:07,505 - A glass of iced water. - A lager, a white wine... 80 00:07:07,585 --> 00:07:09,417 - ..and a daiquiri. - A simple request. 81 00:07:09,505 --> 00:07:12,065 Iced water. Do you want that on the rocks? 82 00:07:35,865 --> 00:07:37,219 - Oh! - Whoa! 83 00:07:37,305 --> 00:07:42,300 - Oh, Riley. So sorry. - It's OK. You know, most people go around. 84 00:07:42,385 --> 00:07:46,140 I'm not saying you can't tunnel through me, but the other way is quicker. 85 00:07:46,225 --> 00:07:49,263 In my defence, you do take up a lot of space. 86 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:51,336 I do. I'm ungainly. 87 00:07:52,865 --> 00:07:54,936 You looking for someone? 88 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:58,939 I just saw Parker over there. 89 00:07:59,425 --> 00:08:04,545 Right. Parker and his latest conquest. That boy should have his attention span checked. 90 00:08:04,625 --> 00:08:07,014 He's kind of a girl chaser, huh? 91 00:08:07,105 --> 00:08:09,096 Sets 'em up and knocks 'em down. 92 00:08:09,185 --> 00:08:14,055 Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but my father says if you wanna be a gentleman, you... 93 00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:16,785 ...don't even care what my father says. 94 00:08:18,105 --> 00:08:20,142 I'm sorry. What? 95 00:08:20,225 --> 00:08:26,062 Forget about it. You know, I've got some people waiting. I'll see you in class, right? 96 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,659 - Rough day? - No, it's been super. 97 00:08:46,105 --> 00:08:49,894 We accepted Melody's pledge and made her a sister of Beta Delta Gamma. 98 00:08:49,985 --> 00:08:53,216 And our pins arrived today. I designed it myself. 99 00:08:53,505 --> 00:08:56,019 You are so sharp. 100 00:08:56,105 --> 00:08:59,336 Hey, Paula. You keeping this fine bartender from his duty? 101 00:08:59,425 --> 00:09:02,781 - A man's gotta make a living. - It's all right. 102 00:09:02,865 --> 00:09:05,618 So the guys and I, we're celebrating... 103 00:09:05,705 --> 00:09:09,494 I said it's all right. I'm due for a break. 104 00:09:09,785 --> 00:09:14,063 Oh. So what were you discussing? Maybe we can all join. 105 00:09:14,385 --> 00:09:17,138 - Be nice. - What? 106 00:09:17,225 --> 00:09:19,819 - Ah, forget it. - No, no. I rudely interrupted. 107 00:09:19,905 --> 00:09:23,375 It sounds like the two of you were having quite the meeting of minds. 108 00:09:23,465 --> 00:09:29,063 Debating the geopolitical ramifications of bioengineering? You have a take on that? 109 00:09:30,385 --> 00:09:33,616 I've got beer. You want some beer? 110 00:09:34,145 --> 00:09:36,455 Uh, yeah. A pitcher of Black Frost. 111 00:09:37,505 --> 00:09:41,135 I think we have a perfect venue here for conducting a little sociometry. 112 00:09:41,225 --> 00:09:44,581 A bipolar continuum of attraction and rejection. 113 00:09:44,665 --> 00:09:51,014 Now, given your socioeconomic statuses, I foresee a B rejects A dyad. 114 00:09:52,945 --> 00:09:55,505 I'm sorry, let me clarify. 115 00:09:55,585 --> 00:10:00,785 You see, we are the future of this country and you keep the bowl of peanuts full. 116 00:10:00,865 --> 00:10:06,463 We are what these girls want. And, uh... four glasses. 117 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:11,495 How's about I see some ID? You're not getting a drop until... 118 00:10:11,585 --> 00:10:13,781 Just give him a beer. 119 00:10:20,665 --> 00:10:22,895 Thanks. 120 00:10:28,145 --> 00:10:30,500 Buffy? 121 00:10:31,705 --> 00:10:34,265 Rough day? 122 00:10:34,345 --> 00:10:36,382 Wanna tell me about it? 123 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:40,185 It's just... 124 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:44,896 ..Parker's problem with intimacy turns out to be that he can't get enough of it. 125 00:10:44,985 --> 00:10:47,818 And I knew it. I knew what he was. 126 00:10:49,425 --> 00:10:54,499 If he were tied and gagged and left in a cave that vampires happen to frequent... 127 00:10:54,585 --> 00:10:57,896 ...it wouldn't really be like I killed him, really. 128 00:10:57,985 --> 00:11:00,056 - Buffy. - I'm a slut. 129 00:11:00,145 --> 00:11:01,863 - No. - Idiot. 130 00:11:01,945 --> 00:11:04,505 - No. You gotta stop being so hard on... - Hey. 131 00:11:06,025 --> 00:11:08,460 Sorry. So sorry. 132 00:11:09,785 --> 00:11:11,981 I'm better. This has helped. 133 00:11:12,225 --> 00:11:14,182 Do not go anywhere. 134 00:11:23,665 --> 00:11:29,616 Ooh! Oh, I am so sorry. I just... I seem to be bumping into people today. 135 00:11:29,705 --> 00:11:31,776 I can't imagine anybody minding. 136 00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:35,499 You're not thinking of leaving, are you? 137 00:11:35,585 --> 00:11:40,341 We have a very strict policy against you leaving. At least until you've had a drink. 138 00:11:40,425 --> 00:11:45,864 Yeah. What my friend's just saying is, you shouldn't be sad and alone right now. 139 00:11:45,945 --> 00:11:50,462 I mean, you're a very beautiful girl who should be covered with men. 140 00:11:50,545 --> 00:11:52,616 And could we be those men? 141 00:11:53,905 --> 00:11:56,135 It's on us. 142 00:12:21,425 --> 00:12:23,621 Hey. You got a table. 143 00:12:24,225 --> 00:12:27,661 - I had to kill a man. - Well, it's a really good table. 144 00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:32,781 I copied out my notes for psych since you were so elsewhere this morning. 145 00:12:32,865 --> 00:12:37,143 - Thanks. - It's really pretty simple stuff. You know... 146 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:41,223 - What's the matter? - I don't know. 147 00:12:41,305 --> 00:12:43,535 I feel... 148 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,980 It's nothing. 149 00:12:54,785 --> 00:12:57,174 ♪ I'll take you up 150 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:02,942 ♪ Above ground 151 00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:12,501 ♪ Over field, over land 152 00:13:17,425 --> 00:13:20,816 We could go back to your place. I could make you soup. 153 00:13:22,945 --> 00:13:25,903 No. That's OK, I'm fine. Thanks. 154 00:13:25,985 --> 00:13:33,335 ♪ Every inch a new sensation 155 00:13:36,225 --> 00:13:38,421 Do you know her? 156 00:13:38,505 --> 00:13:43,625 Veruca? No. I know their drummer. He's cool. I've never heard them play. 157 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:49,857 ♪ Out of my hair 158 00:13:50,545 --> 00:13:53,185 ♪ Into his 159 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:56,621 ♪ To taste and smell myself 160 00:13:56,705 --> 00:14:00,096 ♪ I'll take you up 161 00:14:00,185 --> 00:14:05,419 ♪ Above ground 162 00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:10,656 ♪ Over field, over land... 163 00:14:10,985 --> 00:14:14,535 (all) Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 164 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:18,061 - (burp) - What modern-day pundits fail to realise... 165 00:14:18,145 --> 00:14:23,094 ...is all the socioeconomic and psychological problems inherent in modern society... 166 00:14:23,185 --> 00:14:28,134 ...can be solved by the judicious application of way too much beer. 167 00:14:28,225 --> 00:14:30,978 Black Frost is the only beer. 168 00:14:31,065 --> 00:14:33,261 My mother always said beer is evil. 169 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,384 Evil... good. These are moral absolutes... 170 00:14:36,465 --> 00:14:40,857 ...that predate the fermentation of malt and fine hops. 171 00:14:40,945 --> 00:14:43,016 See... 172 00:14:43,105 --> 00:14:45,938 - Wait, where was I? - I'm really not sure. 173 00:14:46,025 --> 00:14:48,255 - Well, Thomas Aquinas... - (all) No! 174 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:52,737 - There will be no Thomas Aquinas here. - Keep your theology of Providence, fat boy. 175 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:55,294 - I was just drawing a parallel... - Beer. 176 00:14:55,385 --> 00:15:00,334 Had morality developed under the influence of beer, there would be no good or evil. 177 00:15:00,425 --> 00:15:04,134 There would be "kinda nice" and "pretty cool". 178 00:15:05,065 --> 00:15:07,022 Everything would be different. 179 00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:11,338 - You guys love to hear yourselves speak. - We're losing her, guys. 180 00:15:11,425 --> 00:15:13,735 - Be interesting. - Tell us about yourself. 181 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:16,465 - Yeah. What do you like? - Well... 182 00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:19,781 ...I don't hate this, for a start. 183 00:15:20,785 --> 00:15:22,776 Yep. 184 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,775 (Willow) "My name's Veruca. I'm in a band." 185 00:15:26,065 --> 00:15:28,705 "I'm Oz. I'm in a band, too." 186 00:15:28,785 --> 00:15:30,776 "Oh, and this is Willow." 187 00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:33,459 "Oh, how fun. A groupie." 188 00:15:33,905 --> 00:15:35,896 Groupie! 189 00:15:35,985 --> 00:15:41,537 Buff, have you heard of this Veruca chick? Dresses like Faith, voice like an albatross. 190 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:46,859 TV is a good thing. Bright colours. Music. 191 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,704 Tiny little people. 192 00:15:52,065 --> 00:15:54,500 What have you done with Buffy? 193 00:15:56,025 --> 00:16:01,577 I'm suffering the afterness of a bad night of... badness. 194 00:16:02,345 --> 00:16:04,495 You didn't? Not with Parker again? 195 00:16:04,745 --> 00:16:08,978 No, with four really smart guys. 196 00:16:09,065 --> 00:16:12,023 Four? Oh. 197 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,381 Ow! 198 00:16:14,465 --> 00:16:16,900 Oh, Buffy, are you OK? 199 00:16:16,985 --> 00:16:19,545 I mean, do you wanna talk about it? 200 00:16:19,825 --> 00:16:22,499 I went to see Xander. 201 00:16:22,585 --> 00:16:24,701 Then I saw Parker. 202 00:16:25,825 --> 00:16:28,294 Then came... beer. 203 00:16:28,705 --> 00:16:30,821 And then group sex? 204 00:16:31,105 --> 00:16:33,096 Gutterface! No! 205 00:16:33,185 --> 00:16:36,143 Just lots and lots of beer. 206 00:16:36,825 --> 00:16:40,261 It's nice. Foamy. 207 00:16:40,345 --> 00:16:42,416 Comforting. 208 00:16:42,505 --> 00:16:44,576 It's... beer. 209 00:16:44,665 --> 00:16:49,421 Drowning your troubles over Parker. Mind-Frying Man! 210 00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:55,543 He deserves a torturous and slow death by spider bites. 211 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:59,698 Well, for today we'll just have to throw spitballs at his neck in class. 212 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,176 OK. 213 00:17:08,745 --> 00:17:11,419 But getting dressed would be fun, too. 214 00:17:17,265 --> 00:17:20,417 Next class, we'll move on to personality types and disorders. 215 00:17:20,505 --> 00:17:23,782 For those of you who have done the reading, you already know... 216 00:17:23,865 --> 00:17:26,220 - Yes? - She read the reading. 217 00:17:28,585 --> 00:17:31,304 Well then, she'll have some time on her hands. 218 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:34,901 As I was saying, we won't be able to cover it all in class. 219 00:17:35,265 --> 00:17:39,498 But that doesn't mean it isn't worth knowing, or that it won't be on the midterm. 220 00:17:39,585 --> 00:17:42,498 Now, if I've been unclear in any way, speak now. 221 00:17:44,225 --> 00:17:46,455 - Buffy! - Now, before you go... 222 00:17:46,545 --> 00:17:49,458 - ..get the worksheet from the TA. - Buffy, are you OK? 223 00:17:49,545 --> 00:17:53,857 - Based on that, choose three essay titles... - Sure. Why wouldn't I be? 224 00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:37,254 It's good. Mm, good. Enough! 225 00:18:37,345 --> 00:18:39,495 No. More is good. 226 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:42,657 Yeah. Foamy. 227 00:18:42,745 --> 00:18:46,659 You should come to our class on big thinking. It's good. 228 00:18:46,745 --> 00:18:49,703 - (all giggle) - Yeah. 229 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:55,343 Boy, I'm having the worst day. 230 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,735 You got a light? 231 00:19:01,065 --> 00:19:04,057 - I like girls. - You stupid. 232 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:07,416 - No, you stupid. - No, you stupid. 233 00:19:09,385 --> 00:19:11,774 Smelly head! 234 00:19:25,545 --> 00:19:27,741 Willow. Hey. 235 00:19:30,105 --> 00:19:33,814 - I tried calling. - Yeah, I've been at the library. 236 00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:36,465 - How are you feeling? - What do you mean? 237 00:19:36,545 --> 00:19:39,936 - Well, you weren't in class. Again. - Oh, band was practising. 238 00:19:40,025 --> 00:19:42,778 - Hey, Shy's playing again tonight. - Shy? 239 00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:46,575 Yeah, Veruca's band. And they asked me to sit in with them. 240 00:19:46,945 --> 00:19:51,178 - It would be kinda cool if you were there. - Two Veruca shows in two nights? 241 00:19:51,265 --> 00:19:54,303 Are you sure you wanna share your groupie? 242 00:19:54,385 --> 00:19:57,377 I think I'm just gonna study, cos of the fun. 243 00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:02,655 Yeah, I guess I could see how it'd be dull for ya. 244 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,941 See ya. 245 00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:11,976 Yeah. 246 00:20:16,185 --> 00:20:18,495 You stupid. 247 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:21,145 No, you stupid. 248 00:20:21,225 --> 00:20:23,216 - (Buffy) No, you! - (all laugh) 249 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,136 - (Buffy) You. - (all laugh) 250 00:20:35,705 --> 00:20:38,663 - (music starts) - Hey! 251 00:20:47,305 --> 00:20:49,296 It sings. 252 00:20:50,465 --> 00:20:53,583 - Like it. - It's time to go home, Buffy. 253 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:57,503 Want more singing. Want more beer! 254 00:20:57,585 --> 00:20:59,576 No, I've cut you off. 255 00:21:00,545 --> 00:21:02,536 Did it hurt? 256 00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:05,378 - Out you go. - Ooh! Ow! 257 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,623 Want beer. Like beer. Beer good. 258 00:21:08,705 --> 00:21:12,585 Beer bad. Bad, bad beer. 259 00:21:12,665 --> 00:21:17,660 What the hell am I saying? Buffy, go home and go to bed. 260 00:21:19,185 --> 00:21:21,779 - Say "bye". - Bye. 261 00:21:23,585 --> 00:21:25,576 Bye. 262 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,655 Hey. 263 00:21:34,745 --> 00:21:36,736 Where girl go? 264 00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,776 Hey. 265 00:22:03,385 --> 00:22:05,581 - Did you want something? - Yes. 266 00:22:05,665 --> 00:22:11,138 I want to give you a piece of my mind. I'm tired of you men and your man-ness. 267 00:22:11,905 --> 00:22:17,821 Buffy's really hurting right now. In fact, she's in need of a big mental tidy. 268 00:22:18,785 --> 00:22:21,015 Parker, how could you do this to her? 269 00:22:22,545 --> 00:22:27,619 - I don't get what you mean. What did I do? - She shared something intimate with you. 270 00:22:27,705 --> 00:22:32,654 And you act like it's nothing more than a bag of some kind of sack food! 271 00:22:34,065 --> 00:22:40,061 Willow, I'm not sure I need to explain my actions here, but if that's what you want... 272 00:22:40,145 --> 00:22:44,059 Yes, followed by an admission of undeniable guilt. But go on. 273 00:22:49,065 --> 00:22:53,024 Some relationships centre on a deep emotional tie. 274 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,779 Or a loyal friendship. Or something. 275 00:22:55,865 --> 00:22:59,495 But most are just two people passing through life... 276 00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:02,941 ...enriching or aggravating each other's lives briefly. 277 00:23:03,825 --> 00:23:05,941 Go on. 278 00:23:07,065 --> 00:23:11,104 Just for one night, can't two people who feel an attraction... 279 00:23:11,185 --> 00:23:14,257 ...come together and create something wonderful? 280 00:23:14,345 --> 00:23:16,734 Then go back to their lives, better for it... 281 00:23:16,825 --> 00:23:21,422 ...but never overanalysing it or wanting it to be more than it was? 282 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:26,499 I have. She should too. 283 00:23:29,105 --> 00:23:32,143 People like Buffy, and me... 284 00:23:32,905 --> 00:23:37,820 ...assume that intimacy means friendship and respect. 285 00:23:38,545 --> 00:23:42,539 People shouldn't have to ask first: "Are you gonna be eyeing other prospects tomorrow?" 286 00:23:42,625 --> 00:23:45,777 People shouldn't have to preface casual sex with: 287 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:50,184 ..."Just so you know, I'll never grow any older with you." 288 00:23:53,105 --> 00:23:55,301 It takes the fire out of it. 289 00:23:59,385 --> 00:24:01,296 Maybe. 290 00:24:03,345 --> 00:24:08,897 Willow, I don't regret what happened. Or what we did. 291 00:24:10,025 --> 00:24:15,384 But I am sorry that Buffy's hurting, and if I misled her, I'm sorry for that. I didn't mean to. 292 00:24:18,025 --> 00:24:21,575 I'm impressed that you care so much about her. 293 00:24:24,225 --> 00:24:25,863 You're a good friend. 294 00:24:26,185 --> 00:24:27,983 (grunting) 295 00:24:36,105 --> 00:24:38,938 All right, time to pay up and go home, guys. 296 00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:59,495 Let's see, I'll take this one and this one. 297 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:03,854 And, you know, I've always had a problem calculating the tip. 298 00:25:03,945 --> 00:25:07,575 You guys being so dapper of brain, maybe you can help me out. 299 00:25:10,225 --> 00:25:14,298 OK, great. See, if your bill comes to $38." 300 00:25:14,385 --> 00:25:19,744 ...and generally people tip what, approximately 30%? 301 00:25:19,825 --> 00:25:21,816 That makes your tip what? 302 00:25:27,705 --> 00:25:30,174 You are so smart. 303 00:25:30,705 --> 00:25:32,696 - This is so the right amount. - (banging) 304 00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:38,024 - Somebody didn't have their fibre today. - (crashing) 305 00:25:39,945 --> 00:25:42,175 Hey, are you all right in there? 306 00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:46,741 Buddy? 307 00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,776 (sniffs and grunts) 308 00:26:01,225 --> 00:26:03,535 - Oh, God. - Let's get outta here! 309 00:26:07,585 --> 00:26:10,304 (yells) 310 00:26:36,025 --> 00:26:37,902 Hey, easy. We're cool. 311 00:26:42,625 --> 00:26:44,582 Help! Oh, God. 312 00:26:46,185 --> 00:26:48,540 (yelling and grunting) 313 00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:52,935 Fire bad. 314 00:26:53,025 --> 00:26:54,743 Fire... fire pretty. 315 00:26:54,825 --> 00:26:57,055 - Fire angry! - (frightened grunts) 316 00:27:03,225 --> 00:27:05,865 Jack? Jack? 317 00:27:05,945 --> 00:27:08,664 We got a problem. The guys, they... 318 00:27:09,185 --> 00:27:13,463 They're... Some of your patrons are turning into cavemen. 319 00:27:13,545 --> 00:27:16,344 They had it coming. 320 00:27:20,385 --> 00:27:22,376 (whooping and grunting) 321 00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:45,616 (laughing) 322 00:27:58,425 --> 00:28:01,895 I've been taking abuse from snot-nosed kids for 20 years. 323 00:28:01,985 --> 00:28:06,934 They're always in here with their snotty attitudes, drinking their fruity microbrews... 324 00:28:07,025 --> 00:28:10,017 ..spouting some philosophy like it means a damn thing. 325 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,824 - Thinking they're different than us. - They are now. 326 00:28:12,905 --> 00:28:16,660 They ain't. That's the great thing about beer. It makes all men the same. 327 00:28:16,745 --> 00:28:19,817 Why are we talking about beer? The guys are... 328 00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:23,585 The beer. 329 00:28:23,665 --> 00:28:26,623 Neat, huh? My brother-in-law's a warlock. He showed me how. 330 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:30,335 No. No neat. I served them that beer. 331 00:28:30,425 --> 00:28:32,416 I served Buffy that beer. 332 00:28:33,665 --> 00:28:37,659 How much beer does a person need to consume before they start questing for fire? 333 00:28:37,745 --> 00:28:39,782 Relax. It'll wear off in a day or so. 334 00:28:39,865 --> 00:28:42,095 In a day or so someone can get killed. 335 00:28:45,025 --> 00:28:47,255 You're a bad, bad man. 336 00:29:16,105 --> 00:29:19,336 I didn't see him. Is he OK? 337 00:29:33,865 --> 00:29:36,300 (girls scream) 338 00:29:46,345 --> 00:29:50,259 - I cut her off. She didn't drink as much. - I can't believe you served Buffy that beer. 339 00:29:50,345 --> 00:29:52,655 - I didn't know it was evil. - You knew it was beer. 340 00:29:52,745 --> 00:29:56,420 Excuse me, Mr "I spent the '60s in an electric Kool-Aid funky Satan groove". 341 00:29:56,505 --> 00:29:58,496 Early '70s, and you should know better. 342 00:29:58,585 --> 00:30:03,102 I'm not the dad of her. Buffy's a grown-up. She's intelligent enough to... 343 00:30:17,705 --> 00:30:19,821 Parker bad. 344 00:30:20,185 --> 00:30:25,055 I don't mean this in a bragging way, but I do get to know a lot of women. 345 00:30:26,345 --> 00:30:29,064 Well, getting to know people is good. 346 00:30:31,025 --> 00:30:35,303 But I haven't found "the one" yet. 347 00:30:35,385 --> 00:30:40,095 I've yet to find a girl that I can just, you know, sit with... 348 00:30:40,185 --> 00:30:44,224 ...feeling totally at ease, spewing whatever's on my mind. 349 00:30:44,305 --> 00:30:46,819 Or even sit with comfortably in silence. 350 00:30:48,265 --> 00:30:52,099 Willow, can I tell you something kind of private? 351 00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:57,538 OK. I mean, I feel you've shown me a perspective... 352 00:30:57,625 --> 00:31:02,540 ...I hadn't really thought much about before. 353 00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:04,935 What is it you wanted to tell me? 354 00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:07,616 Just... that... 355 00:31:09,665 --> 00:31:13,579 ...I've enjoyed talking with you - here, tonight. 356 00:31:14,865 --> 00:31:18,096 Me, too. I mean, with you. 357 00:31:19,865 --> 00:31:23,745 You know, I'm wondering something. About you. 358 00:31:24,785 --> 00:31:26,856 What? 359 00:31:26,945 --> 00:31:29,175 Just how gullible do you think I am? 360 00:31:29,785 --> 00:31:33,301 I mean, with your gentle eyes and your shy smile... 361 00:31:33,385 --> 00:31:36,457 ...and your ability to talk openly only to me? 362 00:31:36,785 --> 00:31:40,494 - You're unbelievable! - What? 363 00:31:40,585 --> 00:31:45,864 This isn't sharing. This isn't connecting. It's the pleasure principle. 364 00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:48,334 That's right, I got your number, id boy! 365 00:31:48,745 --> 00:31:52,261 All you're thinking about is how long before you can jump on my bones. 366 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:56,259 - Look, if you think that I'm... - I mean, you men! It's all about the sex! 367 00:31:56,345 --> 00:32:01,215 You find a woman, drag her to your den, do whatever's necessary as long as you get sex. 368 00:32:01,305 --> 00:32:04,138 Men haven't changed since the dawn of time. 369 00:32:04,225 --> 00:32:06,375 (crashing) 370 00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:10,736 See? 371 00:32:18,705 --> 00:32:21,663 - (Buffy grunting) - Fascinating, really. 372 00:32:37,465 --> 00:32:39,661 Want people. 373 00:32:39,745 --> 00:32:41,736 Where people go? 374 00:32:41,825 --> 00:32:44,135 The TV is off. 375 00:32:44,945 --> 00:32:48,575 Want! Want people! 376 00:32:48,665 --> 00:32:53,739 She doesn't appear to be in any immediate danger. Maybe you should stay with her. 377 00:32:56,185 --> 00:32:58,654 Boy smell nice. 378 00:32:58,745 --> 00:33:01,021 Or perhaps she should be left alone. 379 00:33:01,105 --> 00:33:04,780 Yeah, I think we need to track down the fun boys somewhat pronto. 380 00:33:04,865 --> 00:33:08,574 - Jack said the effects of the beer wear off. - Beer? 381 00:33:08,665 --> 00:33:12,101 - Buffy want beer. - No. You can't have beer. 382 00:33:18,545 --> 00:33:21,583 Want beer. 383 00:33:21,665 --> 00:33:24,054 Giles, don't make Cave Slayer unhappy. 384 00:33:26,225 --> 00:33:29,456 - Buffy strong. - Yes, Buffy strong. 385 00:33:29,545 --> 00:33:32,458 - Buffy get beer. - Buffy get... 386 00:33:34,745 --> 00:33:37,737 - Giles! - I'm fine. Just get her. 387 00:33:41,785 --> 00:33:43,776 Which way? 388 00:33:43,865 --> 00:33:46,618 Check down there. Find her before someone gets hurt. 389 00:34:03,145 --> 00:34:05,136 Woman. 390 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:08,336 Man. 391 00:34:10,905 --> 00:34:12,896 Woman! 392 00:34:50,025 --> 00:34:52,016 Buffy. 393 00:34:52,745 --> 00:34:54,736 Buffy! 394 00:34:57,985 --> 00:35:00,261 Aha! 395 00:35:00,345 --> 00:35:02,734 Can't find the beer. Good. 396 00:35:02,825 --> 00:35:07,535 Freshman girl not able to hold the beer. Shouldn't have it. Get into trouble. 397 00:35:08,785 --> 00:35:10,981 Hey. hey! We're good. 398 00:35:11,065 --> 00:35:14,979 Remember the boy? Boy smell nice, yeah? 399 00:35:15,065 --> 00:35:17,534 Is there any part of Buffy still in there? 400 00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:19,616 (sniffs) 401 00:35:24,745 --> 00:35:26,736 Oh, no. 402 00:35:27,585 --> 00:35:30,054 Fire bad! 403 00:37:08,425 --> 00:37:11,144 Buffy? 404 00:37:18,745 --> 00:37:20,099 Where the hell's Giles? 405 00:37:20,185 --> 00:37:26,784 Blonde. About this tall. She walks with a sort of a sideways limp. 406 00:37:31,145 --> 00:37:33,182 Bad. Bad. 407 00:38:18,945 --> 00:38:20,936 Buffy? 408 00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:27,616 Stay. 409 00:38:31,025 --> 00:38:33,778 - Are you all right? - Buffy's still in there. 410 00:38:49,545 --> 00:38:51,934 Oh, God. 411 00:38:54,105 --> 00:38:55,618 Oh, God. 412 00:38:55,705 --> 00:38:58,345 Help me! I can't breathe. 413 00:39:03,185 --> 00:39:05,574 Buffy. What do we do? Oh, God. 414 00:39:28,025 --> 00:39:30,221 Did you guys have enough fun for one night? 415 00:39:30,305 --> 00:39:32,774 Yes. Please... 416 00:39:32,865 --> 00:39:34,424 Buffy tired. 417 00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:38,385 And was there a lesson in all this, huh? What did we learn about beer? 418 00:39:38,465 --> 00:39:41,537 - Foamy. - Good. Just as long as that's clear. 419 00:39:42,065 --> 00:39:46,059 Anyways, I think the boys in the car are contained for the time being. 420 00:39:46,145 --> 00:39:51,663 It'll give 'em time to ponder the geopolitical ramifications of... being mean to me! 421 00:39:57,705 --> 00:40:01,380 - Whose van is that? - I don't know. it wasn't locked. 422 00:40:09,905 --> 00:40:11,703 Buffy. 423 00:40:13,425 --> 00:40:16,304 Buffy, I don't know how to say this. 424 00:40:18,185 --> 00:40:24,181 I'm sorry for how I treated you before. It was wrong of me and... I'm sorry. 425 00:40:25,985 --> 00:40:28,135 You were great tonight, really. 426 00:40:29,185 --> 00:40:34,578 I may not deserve this, but do you think you could forgive me? 427 00:41:03,345 --> 00:41:07,339 Subtitles by Visiontext 428 00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:32,696 Urgh! Argh! 429 00:41:37,985 --> 00:41:39,976 ENGLISH SDH