1 00:00:02,281 --> 00:00:07,037 (Buffy) Parker's problem with intimacy turns out to be that he can't get enough of it. 2 00:00:07,121 --> 00:00:09,635 Previously on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer“: 3 00:00:11,801 --> 00:00:14,714 I've forgotten my manners in all the concussion. I'm Riley. 4 00:00:14,801 --> 00:00:16,872 I'm a TA. I'll be helping the professor out. 5 00:00:16,961 --> 00:00:20,113 I'm Professor Walsh. "The Evil Bitch Monster of Death." 6 00:00:20,201 --> 00:00:23,398 Cos the Big Bad is back. And this time... 7 00:00:34,441 --> 00:00:38,514 Women. Young, nubile, exciting. 8 00:00:38,601 --> 00:00:41,593 Each one a mystery waiting to be unlocked. 9 00:00:42,481 --> 00:00:47,396 Think any of 'em are gonna show? Cos the party'd be lame if we lack for hotties. 10 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:50,200 Professor? You with me? 11 00:00:50,281 --> 00:00:54,400 No. I'm with this large pile of ungraded papers, due at three o'clock. 12 00:00:54,481 --> 00:00:58,156 How are you gonna learn anything if you keep doing schoolwork? Oh! 13 00:00:58,241 --> 00:01:02,678 Check her out. Is she hot or is she hot? 14 00:01:05,321 --> 00:01:07,392 She's Buffy. 15 00:01:07,481 --> 00:01:10,473 Buffy? I like that. 16 00:01:10,561 --> 00:01:13,713 That girl's so hot, she's buffy. 17 00:01:13,801 --> 00:01:17,795 - It's her name, Forrest. - You've established first contact? 18 00:01:17,881 --> 00:01:22,876 - Excellent! What do you think of her? - I never really thought about it. 19 00:01:22,961 --> 00:01:25,919 A girl that cute in the face and you form no opinion? 20 00:01:26,001 --> 00:01:30,837 No, I mean... She's all right, I guess. She's just kinda... I don't know. 21 00:01:31,921 --> 00:01:33,639 - Peculiar. - Peculiar? 22 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:35,873 Yeah. 23 00:01:39,401 --> 00:01:43,793 Hey, Graham, what do you think of the blonde chick? Mattressable, n'est-ce pas? 24 00:01:43,881 --> 00:01:46,236 Riley's not down. He doesn't like her. 25 00:01:46,641 --> 00:01:51,556 I don't dislike her. She just... She never feels like she's really there when you talk to her. 26 00:01:51,641 --> 00:01:55,077 - I like girls I can get a grip on. - (Forrest) I'll bet you do. 27 00:01:55,161 --> 00:01:58,677 Not that way. Just a little less ready for takeoff all the time. 28 00:01:58,761 --> 00:02:02,800 - There's definitely something off about her. - Maybe she's Canadian. 29 00:02:03,321 --> 00:02:06,837 (Forrest) Didn't she go with Parker Abrams for about 30 seconds? 30 00:02:06,921 --> 00:02:09,515 Yeah, there's a sign of good taste(!) 31 00:02:09,601 --> 00:02:13,037 (Forrest) OK, but you've got to admit, she's a major-league hottie. 32 00:02:13,121 --> 00:02:17,240 Well, I'm not denying she's easy on the eyes. I'm just saying... 33 00:02:19,081 --> 00:02:21,391 Would you really wanna go out with her? 34 00:02:21,481 --> 00:02:25,634 Hell, yes. I bet a lot of guys would like to get their hands on her. 35 00:02:25,721 --> 00:02:27,712 The Slayer. 36 00:02:29,201 --> 00:02:31,192 Gonna kill you. 37 00:02:33,161 --> 00:02:35,152 Not so tough. I... 38 00:02:36,481 --> 00:02:38,472 Kill Slayer. 39 00:04:17,681 --> 00:04:20,355 Well, based on Buffy's description,... 40 00:04:20,441 --> 00:04:24,230 ...I believe the men that we're after look something like, um... 41 00:04:25,161 --> 00:04:27,072 ...like this. 42 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:33,433 The latest in fall fascism. I like it. A bit full in the hips for my taste, but... 43 00:04:33,521 --> 00:04:38,800 I think we can safely assume they're human. So, no research needed. 44 00:04:38,881 --> 00:04:43,512 No study? Damn! Next thing you'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts... 45 00:04:43,601 --> 00:04:48,152 ...or sleep with a supermodel to get things done. How much can one man give? 46 00:04:48,241 --> 00:04:54,192 Not too much, I'm afraid. Once again I'd say you and I will not be needed to help Buffy. 47 00:04:55,401 --> 00:04:56,914 - Really? - Really. 48 00:04:57,641 --> 00:05:01,032 How about this? We whip out the Ouija board, light a few candles... 49 00:05:01,161 --> 00:05:06,839 ..summon some ancient, unstoppable evil: mayhem. We show up and kick its ass. 50 00:05:11,641 --> 00:05:14,110 - Wee bit unethical. - Hello, people. 51 00:05:14,201 --> 00:05:15,794 Hey. 52 00:05:17,081 --> 00:05:20,233 - It's my late-night storm-trooper pal. - Just for reference. 53 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:23,279 - But fairly accurate, you'd say? - That's your man. 54 00:05:23,361 --> 00:05:26,558 Your man, actually. You are patrolling tonight? 55 00:05:26,641 --> 00:05:29,235 Nope. I am going to a party tonight. 56 00:05:29,321 --> 00:05:32,154 Hopefully a "no fighting, no biting" kinda deal. 57 00:05:32,241 --> 00:05:34,596 Somebody's gotta find out who these people are. 58 00:05:34,681 --> 00:05:37,070 Giles, I live in a dorm now. 59 00:05:37,721 --> 00:05:42,795 The girls in my hall wanna party, Willow needs cheering up, I'm going to take her. 60 00:05:42,881 --> 00:05:47,591 - How's Will dealin'... - With the black hole of despair since Oz left? 61 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,831 She's dealing. I'm helping. 62 00:05:49,921 --> 00:05:52,117 It's hard, ergo party. 63 00:05:52,201 --> 00:05:54,920 You two can take patrol. Now, if you'll excuse me... 64 00:05:55,001 --> 00:05:58,596 ...I need to go find something slutty to wear tonight. 65 00:06:15,881 --> 00:06:17,360 (buzzer) 66 00:06:27,601 --> 00:06:30,434 (man) Don't drink it. It's drugged. 67 00:06:35,121 --> 00:06:37,112 Uh-huh. 68 00:06:38,001 --> 00:06:41,232 - And who are you, mate? - I'm a rat. 69 00:06:42,121 --> 00:06:46,513 I'm a lab rat, just like the others. They're gonna kill us, you know. 70 00:06:48,201 --> 00:06:50,954 - How are they gonna do that? - Well, they starve you. 71 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:56,480 And when you're ready to bite your own arm, they shoot out one of those packets. 72 00:06:56,561 --> 00:06:59,599 You drink, and the next thing you're gone. 73 00:07:02,641 --> 00:07:07,192 - And that's when they do the experiments. - And "they" are? 74 00:07:07,281 --> 00:07:11,070 The government? Nazis? A major cosmetics company? 75 00:07:11,161 --> 00:07:14,870 Who cares? All I know is, one minute I'm running from the Slayer... 76 00:07:14,961 --> 00:07:17,521 ...and the next thing I'm here. 77 00:07:17,601 --> 00:07:19,160 The Slayer! 78 00:07:19,241 --> 00:07:21,312 I knew it! I knew it! 79 00:07:21,401 --> 00:07:24,075 She took apart my crew and led me straight to these guys. 80 00:07:24,161 --> 00:07:26,152 She set me up, too. 81 00:07:28,201 --> 00:07:31,478 I always worried what would happen when that bitch got funding. 82 00:07:31,561 --> 00:07:33,950 She's wised up a bit. Fine! 83 00:07:35,161 --> 00:07:37,516 I'll take her apart. 84 00:07:38,641 --> 00:07:40,632 I don't care how brilliant she is. 85 00:07:41,481 --> 00:07:43,472 Stupid pen! 86 00:07:45,601 --> 00:07:48,434 - My notes! - Ballpoints can be tricky. 87 00:07:48,521 --> 00:07:51,912 (professor) ..controversial results as well. That's all for today. 88 00:07:52,001 --> 00:07:54,277 Read chapters eight to eleven for tomorrow. 89 00:07:54,361 --> 00:07:55,681 Riley! 90 00:07:56,121 --> 00:07:59,398 I notice you left off a name today in roll call. 91 00:07:59,481 --> 00:08:01,950 Osbourne. Daniel Osbourne. Oz. 92 00:08:02,041 --> 00:08:05,079 He's not in this class any more. I hear he dropped out. 93 00:08:05,161 --> 00:08:09,041 Well, you heard way wrong, then. I mean, he's not gone. 94 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:13,080 He left temporarily to work out a few things. 95 00:08:13,161 --> 00:08:18,190 I know that sounds lame in its vagueness, but, I assure you, Oz will be back. 96 00:08:18,961 --> 00:08:21,350 Not to my class, he won't. 97 00:08:22,761 --> 00:08:26,880 An educated guess. You know the rules, you know I hate exceptions... 98 00:08:26,961 --> 00:08:30,511 ...and yet somehow you feel your exception is exceptional. 99 00:08:30,601 --> 00:08:33,320 - But... - It is. To you. 100 00:08:33,401 --> 00:08:38,316 But since I'm neither a freshman nor a narcissist, I have to consider the whole class. 101 00:08:38,401 --> 00:08:43,601 If your friend can't respect my schedule, I think it's best he not come back. 102 00:08:50,401 --> 00:08:55,794 You know, for someone who teaches human behaviour, you might try showing some. 103 00:08:55,881 --> 00:08:58,555 It's not my job to coddle my students. 104 00:08:59,001 --> 00:09:03,393 You're right. A human being in pain has nothing to do with your job. 105 00:09:12,081 --> 00:09:14,880 - I like her. - Really? 106 00:09:17,481 --> 00:09:20,234 You don't think she's a little peculiar? 107 00:09:22,201 --> 00:09:26,991 Here we go. Gear for tonight. If commando squads are out there, fully loaded... 108 00:09:27,081 --> 00:09:30,358 ...these babies might give us the edge we'll need. 109 00:09:30,441 --> 00:09:34,514 It's a very impressive array. Where did it all come from? 110 00:09:34,601 --> 00:09:37,878 Requisitioned it. Back when I was Military Guy. 111 00:09:39,801 --> 00:09:42,998 That was two years ago. You still 100 per cent? 112 00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:46,199 Are you kidding? I put the semper in semper fi. 113 00:09:46,801 --> 00:09:50,351 I might not be able to assemble an M-16 blindfolded like I used to... 114 00:09:50,441 --> 00:09:53,832 ...or pass weapons drill for the mobile infantry... 115 00:09:56,081 --> 00:10:01,315 Might as well face it. Right now I don't have the technical skills to join the Swiss army. 116 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:05,235 And all those guys ask you to do is uncork a couple of sassy Cabernets. 117 00:10:05,321 --> 00:10:07,881 I'm sure you'll be ready when the time comes. 118 00:10:07,961 --> 00:10:12,797 Fear not. Hand-to-hand, I'm still the man. Whoever these guys trained with... 119 00:10:12,881 --> 00:10:16,397 - ..I'm sure they're not ready to deal with... - Xander! 120 00:10:16,481 --> 00:10:17,551 Yes, Mom? 121 00:10:17,641 --> 00:10:22,431 I made a nice fruit punch for you and your friend. Would you boys like some? 122 00:10:24,281 --> 00:10:27,478 Is it raspberry fruit punch? 123 00:10:27,561 --> 00:10:31,520 So she says "You teach human behaviour. Maybe you oughta show some." 124 00:10:31,601 --> 00:10:35,117 - Oh, you're lying. She says it to Walsh? - Hope to die. 125 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:39,081 - Doesn't lack for guts. Gotta give her that. - Yeah, but she's nuts. 126 00:10:39,161 --> 00:10:42,552 Come on. Like you never wanted to tell the professor off. Hey, Parker! 127 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:44,359 Forrest. What's up, man? 128 00:10:44,441 --> 00:10:47,354 What's the scoop on Buffy Summers? Is she cool? 129 00:10:47,441 --> 00:10:50,991 Buffy? Yeah, she's all right, I guess. I mean, kinda whiny. 130 00:10:51,081 --> 00:10:54,153 - How's that? - Well, you know, clingy. 131 00:10:54,241 --> 00:10:57,393 I mean, we got a little physical, well... 132 00:10:57,481 --> 00:11:01,998 Fully physical, and then she's all over me, you know, like we're betrothed or something. 133 00:11:02,081 --> 00:11:04,038 No, but fun was had, yeah? 134 00:11:05,601 --> 00:11:08,593 Oh, yeah. The word is stamina. 135 00:11:09,481 --> 00:11:13,600 I mean, definitely a bunny in the sack, but later on, well... 136 00:11:13,681 --> 00:11:17,197 You know the difference between a freshman girl and a toilet seat? 137 00:11:17,281 --> 00:11:20,160 The toilet seat doesn't follow you around after you use it. 138 00:11:22,921 --> 00:11:25,390 - I can't believe I did that. - Welcome to the club. 139 00:11:25,481 --> 00:11:28,792 Know how much trouble you could get into? If Parker reported you... 140 00:11:28,881 --> 00:11:31,714 - He won't. He's too embarrassed. - I hit him. 141 00:11:31,801 --> 00:11:35,112 - What the hell for? - He was just being so crude. 142 00:11:35,201 --> 00:11:37,920 Please! You've heard me say much grosser things. 143 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:41,119 Yeah, most of those are about your own mother. 144 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,192 What is it, then? 145 00:11:46,361 --> 00:11:50,958 I just didn't like hearing him talk about Buffy that way. I think that... 146 00:11:52,361 --> 00:11:54,511 Well, I guess I like her. 147 00:11:54,601 --> 00:11:57,400 You're kinda like a moron. 148 00:11:57,481 --> 00:12:00,872 So, you... you knew that I had feelings for her? 149 00:12:00,961 --> 00:12:04,158 - Everybody knows, man. - "She's peculiar"? 150 00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:06,676 Dead giveaway, buddy. 151 00:12:06,761 --> 00:12:10,550 - I'm always the last to know. - So what you gonna do? 152 00:12:11,401 --> 00:12:13,995 Well, I guess I'm gonna go see a girl. 153 00:12:42,401 --> 00:12:45,393 Sorry, can't stay. Got to go see a girl. 154 00:12:59,681 --> 00:13:02,400 - Get the serum! - Let me out! 155 00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:05,041 - Bit busy right now. - I know where the exit is. 156 00:13:05,121 --> 00:13:08,512 You spring me, you're free. You don't, you're dead. 157 00:13:20,681 --> 00:13:23,116 Hurry! Hurry! 158 00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:31,992 This way! 159 00:13:41,961 --> 00:13:45,079 New plan - we split up. You go that way. 160 00:13:49,561 --> 00:13:51,552 (♪ melancholy music playing) 161 00:13:55,281 --> 00:13:57,272 (knock at door) 162 00:13:57,801 --> 00:13:59,155 Come in. 163 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,112 - Riley. Hi. - Hi. 164 00:14:04,961 --> 00:14:08,750 Gee, I hope I'm not interrupting anything really depressing. 165 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,592 What's up? 166 00:14:14,881 --> 00:14:17,270 Right to the point. OK. 167 00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:23,999 I was thinking of asking out Buffy. 168 00:14:24,081 --> 00:14:26,550 - She's not here. - I know. 169 00:14:26,641 --> 00:14:32,876 See, I don't know that much about Buffy, but I'm interested in what she likes and, so far... 170 00:14:32,961 --> 00:14:36,920 ...well, the only thing that I know she likes is you. 171 00:14:37,641 --> 00:14:39,632 What do you want me to do? 172 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,873 Just tell me something. Anything. 173 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:47,672 Just give me a clue to... Here, let me help you with that. 174 00:14:48,961 --> 00:14:51,111 Just something that'll start us talking. 175 00:14:51,201 --> 00:14:55,399 I'm thinking that "How about them Broncos?" won't really cut it. 176 00:14:56,801 --> 00:15:02,240 OK. Say that I help and you start a conversation. It goes great. 177 00:15:02,321 --> 00:15:04,631 You like Buffy, she likes you. 178 00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:08,316 You spend time together, feelings grow deeper. 179 00:15:08,401 --> 00:15:12,076 And one day, without even realising it, you find you're in love. 180 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:18,316 Time stops and it feels like the whole world's made for you two and you two alone. 181 00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:22,110 Until one of you leaves and rips the still-beating heart from the other... 182 00:15:22,201 --> 00:15:26,195 ...who's now a broken, hollow mockery of the human condition. 183 00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:30,232 Yep, that's the plan. 184 00:15:30,881 --> 00:15:33,270 I figured it was. 185 00:15:34,161 --> 00:15:36,880 Look, if you wanna tell me to go to hell, that's OK. 186 00:15:36,961 --> 00:15:39,714 Maybe this is the last thing you wanna talk about. 187 00:15:39,801 --> 00:15:44,272 I just feel that... well, I've never courted anyone like Buffy before. 188 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:48,150 I don't think I've ever met anyone like Buffy before. 189 00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:50,630 Why should I trust you? 190 00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:55,192 Just sort of hoping you'd think I have an honest face. 191 00:15:55,281 --> 00:15:59,957 I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars. 192 00:16:01,641 --> 00:16:03,075 All right. 193 00:16:04,801 --> 00:16:07,680 I guess I'm not gonna win here. 194 00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:11,152 I appreciate you wanting to protect your friend. 195 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,713 I guess she kinda brings that out in people. 196 00:16:19,081 --> 00:16:21,470 She likes cheese. 197 00:16:21,561 --> 00:16:23,234 What? 198 00:16:23,321 --> 00:16:29,078 Well, I'm not saying it's the key to her heart, but Buffy... she likes cheese. 199 00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:33,317 That's a start. 200 00:16:33,401 --> 00:16:37,110 She has a stuffed piggy named Mr Gordo... 201 00:16:37,241 --> 00:16:40,040 ..loves Ice Capades, without the irony... 202 00:16:40,161 --> 00:16:43,711 ...and she's dragging me to this party tonight at Lowell House. 203 00:16:43,801 --> 00:16:46,919 Oh, you're going? That's my house. I live there. 204 00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:50,881 Well, it'll give you a chance to interact, but don't get fresh. 205 00:16:50,961 --> 00:16:54,158 Fresh? Don't even know if we like each other yet. 206 00:16:58,281 --> 00:17:02,070 Hey, does she ever talk about me? Like, has she ever said any... 207 00:17:03,161 --> 00:17:06,517 - Sorry. - That's discouraging. 208 00:17:07,641 --> 00:17:11,600 Still, I feel like I have a fighting chance, with my new accomplice. 209 00:17:11,681 --> 00:17:13,991 - I'm not your accomplice. - No, of course not. 210 00:17:14,081 --> 00:17:15,435 - I'm not. - You're not. 211 00:17:15,521 --> 00:17:17,353 - We're clear? - We're clear. 212 00:17:27,961 --> 00:17:29,281 Spike? 213 00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:33,714 - Spike, is that really you? - It's me, baby. 214 00:17:33,801 --> 00:17:35,792 Your man is... 215 00:17:36,201 --> 00:17:37,919 - ..back. - Bastard! 216 00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:41,471 You dumped me and staked me and hurt me and left me... 217 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:45,714 I know, sugar, but you're forgetting one other thing I did. 218 00:17:45,801 --> 00:17:48,190 - I missed you. - Really? 219 00:17:52,241 --> 00:17:53,231 Oh! 220 00:17:53,321 --> 00:17:55,881 Just don't ever do that to me again. 221 00:17:55,961 --> 00:18:00,717 Never, my little foam latte. Your blondie bear is here to stay. 222 00:18:00,801 --> 00:18:05,079 Well, where have you been? No, wait. Don't tell me. I'm just glad you're back. 223 00:18:05,161 --> 00:18:09,917 - And this time it's for good, right? - For ever and ever, mon petite creme brûlée. 224 00:18:10,281 --> 00:18:12,272 Ooh! Italian! 225 00:18:13,481 --> 00:18:15,870 Yeah. And get used to it. 226 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:20,273 Big Daddy's home. We're gonna go wherever you want, do whatever you want... 227 00:18:20,361 --> 00:18:22,750 ...kill whoever you want. 228 00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:25,836 Starting with the Slayer. 229 00:18:25,921 --> 00:18:29,437 And after that it's all you and me... 230 00:18:29,521 --> 00:18:33,480 ...my little... mentholated pack of smokes. 231 00:18:33,561 --> 00:18:36,474 Spiky, let's leave the Slayer alone. 232 00:18:36,561 --> 00:18:38,950 You know she'll only slap you around. 233 00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:42,193 - And I can do that. - Ow! No, see... 234 00:18:42,281 --> 00:18:44,670 The head, love. Watch the head. Watch it! 235 00:18:44,761 --> 00:18:49,437 (Xander) Every man faces this moment. Here. Now. 236 00:18:49,521 --> 00:18:53,560 Watching, waiting for an unseen enemy that has no face. 237 00:18:53,641 --> 00:18:58,477 Nerve endings screaming in silence. Never knowing which thought might be your last. 238 00:18:58,561 --> 00:19:01,235 Oh, shut up. 239 00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:14,235 - Looks cool. - Uh-huh. 240 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,190 - Look, we could go. - No, no. 241 00:19:20,281 --> 00:19:22,272 We're here for fun. 242 00:19:23,401 --> 00:19:26,200 Oh. Look, some of the guys are here already. 243 00:19:26,281 --> 00:19:29,478 I'm gonna grab a soda. I'll find you guys. 244 00:19:30,841 --> 00:19:32,832 OK. 245 00:19:44,081 --> 00:19:46,675 She's wearing the halter top with sensible shoes. 246 00:19:46,761 --> 00:19:49,480 So mostly dancing, light contact. Don't push your luck. 247 00:19:49,561 --> 00:19:52,553 Heavy conversation's out of the question. 248 00:19:52,641 --> 00:19:55,918 - So what do I do? - Ask her to dance. 249 00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:57,992 Right. Dance. 250 00:19:58,681 --> 00:20:01,400 Wait. No. 251 00:20:01,481 --> 00:20:04,599 - What's the matter? - I can't dance. 252 00:20:05,561 --> 00:20:09,441 Then talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don't be glib. 253 00:20:09,521 --> 00:20:13,754 And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. 254 00:20:14,601 --> 00:20:18,276 A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun! 255 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:31,512 Excuse me. Excuse me. 256 00:20:33,361 --> 00:20:35,193 - Hi. - Hi. 257 00:20:37,561 --> 00:20:39,552 Um... Buffy... 258 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:43,556 Uh... 259 00:20:44,841 --> 00:20:48,550 - You do the reading on chapter nine? - Uh-huh. 260 00:20:49,201 --> 00:20:51,192 Wow. Some theories, huh? 261 00:20:54,801 --> 00:20:57,236 Cheese? 262 00:21:00,161 --> 00:21:02,550 Fine, let's split up. I don't care. 263 00:21:23,121 --> 00:21:24,873 Harmony. 264 00:21:24,961 --> 00:21:27,191 - Xander? - That's close enough. 265 00:21:28,401 --> 00:21:32,076 I'm warning you, I've been highly trained to put this through your heart. 266 00:21:32,161 --> 00:21:34,437 No mercy, no warning. 267 00:21:34,521 --> 00:21:36,876 I can kill you where you stand. 268 00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,151 Bring it on, then. 269 00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:44,430 Ow! 270 00:21:45,241 --> 00:21:46,311 Ow! 271 00:21:46,401 --> 00:21:48,392 You sissy kicker! 272 00:22:05,321 --> 00:22:07,392 (Xander) Cut it out! 273 00:22:07,481 --> 00:22:09,757 I'm so gonna bite you! 274 00:22:09,841 --> 00:22:13,755 - OK, stop, stop! We should stop, OK? - OK, I will if you will. 275 00:22:13,841 --> 00:22:15,912 - On the count of three. - Uh-huh. 276 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:19,471 One... two... three! 277 00:22:24,401 --> 00:22:26,392 Right! OK. 278 00:22:27,321 --> 00:22:29,312 It's been great catching up. 279 00:22:29,401 --> 00:22:32,553 I'm gonna pick up the tattered shreds of my dignity and go home. 280 00:22:32,641 --> 00:22:35,952 Leaving you with your... fire. 281 00:22:36,041 --> 00:22:38,920 My fire? Yeah, right! 282 00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:43,040 Like I'd listen to the Sex Pistols. Ew! 283 00:22:43,121 --> 00:22:45,920 This crap belongs to Spike. 284 00:22:46,001 --> 00:22:48,038 Spike? 285 00:22:48,121 --> 00:22:52,080 Can you believe him? He comes back with all these big promises. 286 00:22:52,161 --> 00:22:54,232 Not that I believed him, you know. 287 00:22:54,321 --> 00:22:58,792 He could have spent one night, but, no, everything was "Slayer this", "Slayer that". 288 00:22:58,881 --> 00:23:02,317 He probably already killed her. I'm not taking him back... 289 00:23:02,401 --> 00:23:05,393 ...I just wanna know why it is that men always... 290 00:23:06,841 --> 00:23:08,434 ...leave. 291 00:23:20,241 --> 00:23:23,040 I can't believe it. I choked. 292 00:23:24,441 --> 00:23:26,751 You really, really did. 293 00:23:26,841 --> 00:23:30,197 You don't understand. I'm good at things. That's what I do. 294 00:23:30,281 --> 00:23:33,080 I work hard, apply myself. Get it done. 295 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:35,437 Well, you failed extremely well. 296 00:23:35,521 --> 00:23:38,274 That's a great comfort to me. 297 00:23:40,761 --> 00:23:43,958 You need to relax. I mean, you're not proposing. 298 00:23:44,321 --> 00:23:47,279 You're just making contact, getting a reaction. 299 00:23:47,361 --> 00:23:49,511 Any reaction is OK... 300 00:23:49,601 --> 00:23:53,913 ...except projectile vomiting, but what are the chances of that...? 301 00:23:54,001 --> 00:23:56,356 (♪ music changes) 302 00:23:56,441 --> 00:23:59,081 Are you OK? 303 00:23:59,161 --> 00:24:01,198 This song. 304 00:24:01,281 --> 00:24:06,071 Yeah, it's a tape of some bands from last year's party. Associations? 305 00:24:07,161 --> 00:24:08,799 Big. 306 00:24:09,161 --> 00:24:10,913 Bad? 307 00:24:13,801 --> 00:24:15,394 AJ. 308 00:24:18,161 --> 00:24:20,277 (♪ music changes) 309 00:24:20,361 --> 00:24:22,079 Thank you. 310 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,357 Now go find Buffy. 311 00:24:24,801 --> 00:24:28,840 - There's no hurry. I mean, if you wanna talk. - No, I... 312 00:24:28,921 --> 00:24:33,233 I want you to find Buffy and tell her that I went home and not to worry about me. 313 00:24:33,321 --> 00:24:36,313 Which at least will give you something to say. 314 00:24:39,081 --> 00:24:40,799 Thanks. 315 00:24:40,881 --> 00:24:42,872 You'll do fine. 316 00:24:51,841 --> 00:24:53,832 Hey. 317 00:24:54,721 --> 00:24:57,440 Willow said to say that she took off. 318 00:24:57,521 --> 00:25:01,435 She's OK. Kinda blue, but she said not to worry. 319 00:25:02,161 --> 00:25:03,959 Thank you. 320 00:25:05,001 --> 00:25:08,437 - You know, I wanted to ask you somethin'. - Ask away. 321 00:25:09,161 --> 00:25:12,950 Buffy! I've been looking all over for you. We need... 322 00:25:13,041 --> 00:25:18,241 We need to talk. Not here. It's sort of... unfinished business. 323 00:25:18,321 --> 00:25:20,232 Business? Right. 324 00:25:20,321 --> 00:25:22,392 Excuse us. 325 00:25:22,481 --> 00:25:24,233 No problem. 326 00:25:26,881 --> 00:25:28,918 Denied. 327 00:25:29,001 --> 00:25:33,393 It's not like she blew me off. She just left with another guy, that's all. 328 00:25:33,481 --> 00:25:35,870 We need you downstairs, anyway. 329 00:25:38,961 --> 00:25:42,750 I hate to say it, but they're probably on their way to make crazy, naked sex. 330 00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:45,833 - Is that necessary? - Look, I'm protecting you, buddy. 331 00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:48,913 I don't wanna see you mooning over some freshman. 332 00:25:49,001 --> 00:25:52,881 - (computer) Retinal scan accepted. - I like her. I'm on your side here. 333 00:25:52,961 --> 00:25:58,718 I know you are, Graham. That's what gives me the strength to put up with this comedian. 334 00:26:03,321 --> 00:26:06,074 Dude, a straight tip: I know about girls. 335 00:26:06,161 --> 00:26:08,232 Exactly. Girls, plural. 336 00:26:08,321 --> 00:26:10,392 I'm talking about one girl. 337 00:26:10,481 --> 00:26:12,233 One girl. 338 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:16,519 Initiative vocal code match complete. Special Agent Finn, Riley. 339 00:26:18,761 --> 00:26:21,913 The problem is, what kind of girl is gonna go out with a guy... 340 00:26:22,001 --> 00:26:28,156 ..who's acting all Joe Regular by day and then turns all demon-hunter by night? 341 00:26:28,241 --> 00:26:31,552 - Maybe a peculiar one. - Thank you, Graham. 342 00:26:31,641 --> 00:26:36,636 (Forrest) Sure, give him the gratitude when I'm the guy sparing you heartbreak. 343 00:26:52,281 --> 00:26:55,512 (Graham) She's a major babe. I still say you've got a shot, Rye. 344 00:26:55,601 --> 00:26:59,595 You see, Forrest? You don't have to be so negative all the time. 345 00:26:59,681 --> 00:27:01,433 Hold up. 346 00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:03,512 Situation? 347 00:27:04,881 --> 00:27:09,796 Gentlemen, suit up. We have a code red. Hostile 17 has escaped. 348 00:27:15,521 --> 00:27:20,516 Here's what we know, and it isn't much. Hostile 17 broke restraints at exactly 2.47pm. 349 00:27:20,601 --> 00:27:23,275 - Big head start. - Gets bigger when you interrupt me. 350 00:27:23,361 --> 00:27:26,080 It was bagged and tagged locally, so it knows the area. 351 00:27:26,161 --> 00:27:28,801 The creature has every advantage right now. 352 00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:33,000 Fail to recapture it and everything we've worked for - the Initiative - could end. 353 00:27:33,081 --> 00:27:36,278 - Nobody's failing on my watch. - Glad to hear it. 354 00:27:47,481 --> 00:27:51,236 Gentlemen, Agent Finn is now in charge of this operation. 355 00:27:51,321 --> 00:27:55,633 - I'm counting on you, Riley. - We start with the basic mobilisation pattern. 356 00:27:55,721 --> 00:27:59,635 Three teams. Sweep and search, just like practice. Thorough but fast. 357 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:02,190 C Team, campus perimeter. Make sure it can't leave. 358 00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:05,114 Stake it if you gotta, but only as a last resort. 359 00:28:05,201 --> 00:28:08,398 B Team, you're going down. Tunnels, sewers, cemeteries. 360 00:28:08,481 --> 00:28:11,314 Gates and Miller, we take the heart of campus and work out. 361 00:28:11,401 --> 00:28:16,601 All units, maintain radio contact early and often. Who's got questions? 362 00:28:17,641 --> 00:28:19,279 Move! 363 00:28:39,321 --> 00:28:42,791 What is wrong with him? Doesn't Spike get that this is my town? 364 00:28:42,881 --> 00:28:46,317 - He's resilient. - And it's my night off. 365 00:28:46,401 --> 00:28:49,917 He'd pick another night if he knew you were busy with Teutonic Boy Toy. 366 00:28:50,001 --> 00:28:52,720 - What is that supposed to mean? - Nothin'. 367 00:28:53,401 --> 00:28:55,551 Riley's a doof. He's not Teutonic. 368 00:28:55,961 --> 00:28:58,635 We have to assume that Spike's main target is you. 369 00:28:58,721 --> 00:29:01,873 Fine. He's worn out his welcome. Tonight l kill him. 370 00:29:01,961 --> 00:29:04,601 - You have a plan? - I am the plan. 371 00:29:04,681 --> 00:29:08,117 If Spike wants me, I go alone. No arguments. 372 00:29:08,801 --> 00:29:12,760 Lead him away from the popular places and give him what he wants. 373 00:29:12,841 --> 00:29:14,832 Oh, wait, wait! 374 00:29:15,681 --> 00:29:18,241 - Take this. - A flare gun? 375 00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:21,234 If I find Spike, I'm staking him, not signalling ships at sea. 376 00:29:21,321 --> 00:29:23,710 You get into trouble... 377 00:29:24,881 --> 00:29:28,875 - OK. I'll flare. - And we'll come a-runnin'. 378 00:29:34,281 --> 00:29:38,434 - Do you think Spike'll find her? - I'm sure of it. 379 00:30:00,681 --> 00:30:02,831 Hello, gorgeous. 380 00:30:16,361 --> 00:30:18,750 - What have we got? - Civilian, sir. 381 00:30:25,441 --> 00:30:28,194 - Damn! - She's compromising the area. 382 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:32,950 - At least she's not making crazy, naked sex. - Told you. 383 00:30:33,761 --> 00:30:35,991 We gotta clear her outta there. Fast. 384 00:30:36,081 --> 00:30:40,837 Maybe not. Just thinking. If you were Hostile 17... 385 00:30:40,921 --> 00:30:44,880 ...living off the crap we feed 'em, what would you rather eat than that? 386 00:30:44,961 --> 00:30:49,671 - Use the girl I got a crush on as bait? - I can tag a hostile at 50 yards. 387 00:30:49,761 --> 00:30:50,512 Denied. 388 00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:53,195 - She'd be safe the entire... - I said denied, Agent. 389 00:30:53,281 --> 00:30:57,195 - Did you just pull rank on me? - Do you have a problem with that? 390 00:30:59,321 --> 00:31:00,595 No, sir. 391 00:31:00,961 --> 00:31:03,475 So, how are we gonna get her outta there? 392 00:31:11,841 --> 00:31:15,197 Riley! What are you doing here? 393 00:31:16,201 --> 00:31:21,480 Well, I didn't get a chance to say goodbye to you after the party. You left so fast. 394 00:31:21,561 --> 00:31:24,952 You know, with your friend... who's a boy. 395 00:31:25,841 --> 00:31:30,233 Xander? He's not anyone that... I wanna talk about right now. 396 00:31:32,481 --> 00:31:36,270 You know, I don't want you taking this the wrong way. It's just, um... 397 00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:39,035 ...I need a little alone time now. 398 00:31:39,121 --> 00:31:40,953 Alone. 399 00:31:41,041 --> 00:31:42,873 - Why? - I need space. 400 00:31:42,961 --> 00:31:45,396 - We're outdoors. - Emotionally. 401 00:31:45,481 --> 00:31:47,358 I mean, emotionally... 402 00:31:47,441 --> 00:31:51,480 You know, there's plenty of space back in your room. Why don't I take you? 403 00:31:51,561 --> 00:31:54,599 - You wouldn't believe the weirdos out... - Whoa! OK. 404 00:31:54,681 --> 00:31:57,992 It's a free campus. Who died and made you John Wayne? 405 00:31:58,681 --> 00:32:03,391 - I'm just trying to help. - You think I need help? Believe me, I don't. 406 00:32:03,481 --> 00:32:06,519 If you were a real gentleman, then you would just leave. 407 00:32:06,601 --> 00:32:10,037 You would go far, far away. Now. Shoo! 408 00:32:10,121 --> 00:32:12,351 - Are you drunk? - Yes. Go and report me. 409 00:32:12,441 --> 00:32:16,514 - I'm taking you home. - Ever think maybe I'm gonna take you home? 410 00:32:17,161 --> 00:32:21,120 What? You think that boys can take care of themselves and girls need help? 411 00:32:21,201 --> 00:32:24,478 - Yeah. - That is so Teutonic. 412 00:32:24,561 --> 00:32:27,792 Look, Buffy, as long as you're out here, I'm staying. 413 00:32:27,881 --> 00:32:31,636 - Well, as long as you're out here, I'm staying. - (woman screams) 414 00:32:31,721 --> 00:32:32,836 - See ya! - Gotta go. 415 00:32:35,201 --> 00:32:38,398 - Tell me we're tracking. - Honing a signal. 416 00:32:38,481 --> 00:32:41,280 - Got it. Heading west. - That better be the hostile. 417 00:32:41,361 --> 00:32:47,039 All units converge, all units converge. Hard target sighted. Heading: 1-2 alpha niner. 418 00:32:47,121 --> 00:32:49,590 Let's bag it before this gets ugly. 419 00:32:49,681 --> 00:32:51,752 (♪ melancholy music playing) 420 00:32:51,841 --> 00:32:53,832 (knock at door) 421 00:32:53,921 --> 00:32:54,956 Come in. 422 00:32:59,481 --> 00:33:00,471 Spike! 423 00:33:01,961 --> 00:33:05,670 What do you want? A spell? I can do that. 424 00:33:14,961 --> 00:33:17,635 I'll give you a choice. 425 00:33:19,281 --> 00:33:23,354 Now, I'm gonna kill you. No choice in that. 426 00:33:24,041 --> 00:33:26,032 But... 427 00:33:26,601 --> 00:33:28,672 ...I can let you stay dead... 428 00:33:28,761 --> 00:33:33,198 ...or... bring you back, to be like me. 429 00:33:33,961 --> 00:33:35,952 I'll scream. 430 00:33:36,041 --> 00:33:37,440 Bonus. 431 00:33:40,761 --> 00:33:42,957 (♪ music plays loud) 432 00:34:10,601 --> 00:34:12,592 I don't understand. 433 00:34:13,761 --> 00:34:16,992 This sort of thing's never happened to me before. 434 00:34:18,721 --> 00:34:22,510 - Maybe you were nervous. - I felt all right when I started. 435 00:34:24,321 --> 00:34:26,312 Let's try again. 436 00:34:26,841 --> 00:34:29,037 Ow! 437 00:34:34,241 --> 00:34:35,959 Ow! 438 00:34:37,841 --> 00:34:39,798 Damn it! 439 00:34:46,881 --> 00:34:49,270 Maybe you're... trying too hard. 440 00:34:51,681 --> 00:34:55,675 - Doesn't this happen to every vampire? - Not to me it doesn't! 441 00:35:01,801 --> 00:35:03,792 It's me, isn't it? 442 00:35:04,841 --> 00:35:06,832 What are you talking about? 443 00:35:06,921 --> 00:35:10,312 Well, you came looking for Buffy, then settled. 444 00:35:12,041 --> 00:35:14,874 You didn't wanna bite me. I just happened to be around. 445 00:35:14,961 --> 00:35:16,474 Piffle! 446 00:35:16,561 --> 00:35:21,397 I know I'm not the kind of girl vamps like to sink their teeth into. 447 00:35:22,801 --> 00:35:27,830 It's always, like, "Ooh, you're like a sister to me" or "Oh, you're such a good friend." 448 00:35:27,921 --> 00:35:29,912 Don't be ridiculous. 449 00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:33,197 I'd bite you in a heartbeat. 450 00:35:35,681 --> 00:35:38,070 - Really? - Thought about it. 451 00:35:39,321 --> 00:35:41,312 When? 452 00:35:43,001 --> 00:35:48,633 Remember last year? You had on that fuzzy pink number with the lilac underneath? 453 00:35:52,721 --> 00:35:56,635 I never would have guessed. You played the blood lust kinda cool. 454 00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:59,793 I hate being obvious. All fangy and grrrr! 455 00:35:59,881 --> 00:36:02,236 Takes the mystery out. 456 00:36:04,801 --> 00:36:07,793 - But if you could... - If I could. Yeah. 457 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:13,431 You know, this doesn't make you any less terrifying. 458 00:36:13,521 --> 00:36:15,797 Don't patronise me. 459 00:36:17,601 --> 00:36:20,639 Getting a picture. Signature's locked. 460 00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:23,839 - What have we got? - Humans of the freshman variety. 461 00:36:23,921 --> 00:36:25,116 98.6. 462 00:36:25,401 --> 00:36:27,392 98.6. 463 00:36:28,201 --> 00:36:31,876 Bingo. Got a cold one. Thermal output clocking in at exactly... 464 00:36:31,961 --> 00:36:33,838 - ..room temperature. - Vampire. 465 00:36:33,921 --> 00:36:38,233 Call in a standard triangle flanking manoeuvre. We're goin' in. 466 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,676 I need a lockdown on grid six. 467 00:36:42,761 --> 00:36:45,116 I'm only 126! 468 00:36:46,481 --> 00:36:52,238 You're being too hard on yourself. Why don't we wait a half an hour and try again? 469 00:36:54,001 --> 00:36:55,560 Or... 470 00:37:03,441 --> 00:37:05,910 (Riley) Hey, hey! Watch it! 471 00:37:33,121 --> 00:37:34,839 No, hold your fire! 472 00:37:39,961 --> 00:37:41,918 It's on me! 473 00:37:45,321 --> 00:37:47,517 Ow! My head! Ow! 474 00:37:53,281 --> 00:37:55,670 (Riley) Bag and tag it. We're gone. 475 00:37:57,161 --> 00:37:59,232 (Forrest) Sir. Civilian. 476 00:38:00,001 --> 00:38:02,390 Could have turned. 477 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:05,792 - (Riley) Leave her. - (Forrest) We can't neglect quarantine. 478 00:38:21,521 --> 00:38:23,319 Stop her! 479 00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:26,314 - (Forrest) She's contained. - (Buffy) Contain this! 480 00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:31,717 (Riley) Take the mask off. 481 00:38:35,081 --> 00:38:37,072 (Graham) What was that? 482 00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:51,591 (Forrest) Hostile's escaping. Move! 483 00:38:52,841 --> 00:38:54,752 (Riley) We gotta stop him. 484 00:39:16,441 --> 00:39:18,352 Abort! 485 00:39:36,801 --> 00:39:39,361 I'm sure you'll understand if I seem far from happy. 486 00:39:39,441 --> 00:39:42,752 - If you read my report... - Hostile 17's found an accomplice... 487 00:39:42,841 --> 00:39:46,471 ...who's smart, aggressive and somehow escapes description. 488 00:39:46,561 --> 00:39:49,201 - Whoever he was, the guy was big. - Strong, too. 489 00:39:49,281 --> 00:39:53,559 - Whoever... or whatever. - I'm not interested in guesswork, gentlemen. 490 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:58,795 Call me old-fashioned. I like results. This report reads like a child's riddle book. 491 00:40:00,081 --> 00:40:04,154 Agent Finn, tell me something good. My implant? 492 00:40:04,241 --> 00:40:07,677 The implant works. Hostile 17 can't harm any living creature... 493 00:40:07,761 --> 00:40:13,439 ...without intense neurological pain, can't feed, can't hardly even hit any more. 494 00:40:13,521 --> 00:40:15,910 - We'll bag it. - Yes, you will. 495 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:20,032 Dismissed. 496 00:40:37,561 --> 00:40:39,359 Hey. 497 00:40:39,441 --> 00:40:40,670 Hi. 498 00:40:40,761 --> 00:40:43,116 - Listen, sorry about last night. - No. 499 00:40:43,561 --> 00:40:47,555 No, I was rude. I just... felt like being alone. 500 00:40:48,761 --> 00:40:52,038 Sometimes it's nice to be out by yourself at night. 501 00:40:52,121 --> 00:40:56,638 I hear that. Gotta be careful, though. Lot of strange... people out there. 502 00:40:56,721 --> 00:40:58,519 Oh, yeah. 503 00:40:58,601 --> 00:41:00,672 How's Willow doing? 504 00:41:00,761 --> 00:41:05,551 OK. Course, that stupid fraternity prank on our dorm didn't help any. 505 00:41:05,641 --> 00:41:08,679 That's right. I forgot you guys live in Stevenson. 506 00:41:08,761 --> 00:41:12,152 - You knew that? - Well, Willow and I were... 507 00:41:13,201 --> 00:41:15,841 I thought she might be able to help me on a project. 508 00:41:15,921 --> 00:41:20,279 - Really? That work out for ya? - Don't know yet. 509 00:41:22,121 --> 00:41:26,319 Last night... at the party. You wanted to tell me something? 510 00:41:28,561 --> 00:41:30,632 Oh, yeah. Very important stuff. 511 00:41:32,361 --> 00:41:38,277 I don't remember any of it. But you would have been fascinated, possibly even moved. 512 00:41:38,961 --> 00:41:41,555 Did Willow tell you I like cheese? 513 00:41:42,921 --> 00:41:45,913 You're a little peculiar. 514 00:41:46,001 --> 00:41:47,992 I can live with that. 515 00:41:56,121 --> 00:41:59,910 Subtitles by Visiontext 516 00:42:30,401 --> 00:42:32,312 Urgh! Argh! 517 00:42:37,401 --> 00:42:39,392 ENGLISH SDH